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On Tap Podcast
On Tap is the podcast that celebrates the heart and soul of blue-collar working class culture. We'll be hosting some amazing folks from the blue-collar world and beyond. Listen in as we chat with industry legends, unsung heroes, and experts in their fields. Their stories, experiences, and insights will inspire and entertain you. Comedy is our secret sauce. Kody & Sam have a knack for turning everyday work stories into side-splitting anecdotes. Prepare for laughter, hilarious work-related mishaps, and a good dose of humor to brighten your day. Whether you're clocking in for your shift or winding down after a hard day's work, "On Tap" is your go-to podcast for a dose of blue-collar pride, a taste of the finest brews, a good laugh, and a fresh take on the world's current events. Subscribe now and be part of the working-class revolution!
On Tap Podcast
Ai Communicating with Whales, Weird Laws, Non-verbal Telepathy
The human experience of consciousness may not be unique, as evidence points to extraordinary abilities in both animals and non-verbal autistic people who might access a shared mental realm beyond our understanding.
• Exploring the phenomenon of singers using auto-tune in live performances and how it affects the concert experience
• Discussing the monopolistic practices of Ticketmaster and the astronomical fees added to concert ticket prices
• Sharing retail war stories from Black Friday, including commission-based sales and corporate culture
• Examining the "Telepathy Tapes" research on non-verbal autistic individuals who appear to communicate telepathically
• Investigating animal intelligence across species, from dolphins with regional dialects to chimps with complex social structures
• Considering how consciousness might exist as a larger network that various living beings tap into differently
• Exploring strange animal-related laws that reveal our complicated relationship with other species
Check out the "Chimp Empire" documentary and the "Telepathy Tapes" podcast to dive deeper into these fascinating subjects.
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How do you guys feel about that? When you hear the artist talking and you can tell it's auto-tuned, does that kind of take it away from you at all? How do you guys feel about performance? Because I love when, like so, talking about Prof, you could tell those were his vocals. He was just letting it rip. But I've been to concerts where they're singing over a track and it's just fucking.
Speaker 2:Dude, that's what the Nicki Minaj concert was like. I had to go with her. She couldn't find anyone to go with.
Speaker 1:Throw her under the bus.
Speaker 2:Just the shittiest performer dude.
Speaker 3:Really she was lazy as fuck, because Tyler and Tucker went to the Nicki Minaj concert. Granted, they were in a suite in the Target Center, but Tyler said to this day this is the best concert he's ever been to.
Speaker 1:Was he still drinking at the time?
Speaker 3:Yes, he was.
Speaker 2:Sure, I'm sure that had a bit of a factor, but it was like in comparison to the other, like artists I've seen perform live in the energy, the output energy. It was like she is mostly. You know, she probably just dropped the bag on, like she just went about it, like, oh, I'm just get somebody to animate all these cool visuals.
Speaker 3:The set design is cool, yeah, but it's like, but as far as performance?
Speaker 2:I mean she shook her ass a little bit, but that's only half of the show.
Speaker 1:Like the music still has to be good right, yeah, yeah, I'm all, I'm all in on. But she's an.
Speaker 2:Og now yeah, she's fucking dude it's 20 years yeah, it's like yeah and it's like I, you know like she's kind of. She's kind of getting up there. She's been doing it for a long time. I don't blame her, I'd be getting tired too. She's in her 40s, I would assume she's got kids and shit.
Speaker 3:She's a grown-ass woman. She's old enough to be a grandma right now, for sure. How?
Speaker 1:crazy is that? Same thing with Rihanna and Beyonce? They are mature women.
Speaker 2:They are fucking young bucks I'm excited to see. I got tickets for christmas. I got um me and ray tickets.
Speaker 2:Uh see susan kendrick oh, that's good yeah and I'm glad I did, because that was before they announced, like the super bowl halftime show oh dang, so sure the price is skyrocketed, I'm sure, dude, if I remember, like it was back in like early december, right after they announced the tour, I think it was like within like seven days I got the tickets but, dude, like like on Ticketmaster, it's like it'd be like blip, blip, blip blip, blip Like it was just like they're just scooped up. No, like, just like. As far as like selling.
Speaker 3:Oh availability.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like holy fuck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I've had that happen when I'm trying to buy tickets and like when you click on it it it gives you the window for like four minutes where it's your you're holding it. If you don't buy them in that four minutes, they jump back on the market those bastards.
Speaker 3:You gotta wonder also like they obviously can control that. Oh yeah, so in my head I'm thinking like to make you think you need to buy this right this second. You can't think about it absolutely how much of that is real and how much of it do you think could be?
Speaker 2:fake. A lot of it's fabricated.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean that makes me buy that instantly when I go on their website. If it's already something I'm already buying, I'm not just cruising Ticketmaster's website.
Speaker 2:Yeah, call now before all supplies last. It's the same concept, just carry it over to present day. Yeah, and the fees are unbelievable.
Speaker 3:It's a damn near double. It doubles the ticket price. It's stupid, it's insane. That's why you see all these big people like Theo Vaughn. He always says it Don't buy these tickets anywhere that charges all these crazy fees.
Speaker 2:I'll come back around whatever, and it's like a monopoly on live entertainment. Live Nation's got it.
Speaker 3:They own everything. Live Nation owns Ticketmaster, right, pretty sure, yeah, or they're at least the same parent company, yeah.
Speaker 1:That is one thing I love about StubHub. I was Ticketmaster diehard for years and I just switched over to StubHub because when they show you the price, it's fees, taxes, everything included.
Speaker 3:So it's no surprise Like you see two tickets $120 a pop that's exactly what you're paying for I think there's actually legislation to introduce a bill that ticket selling websites have to display all of the fees and everything right up front, just like credit cards, like they have to give you the final price.
Speaker 1:There's no sneaking in in checkout all these extra fees oh, dude, I've been crushed by those fees where it's like, oh fuck, yeah, these are good, like wild games are specifically what I'm buying tickets for most of the time and the prices vary. If you buy it the day of, sometimes you can get a steal. You buy it in advance. If they're good, it's super expensive, if they're not so good, it lowers. And I've been like, oh, that's a good deal, get everything loaded in.
Speaker 3:And then each fee on each ticket is like 30 just for the processing fee, and then they get you on total horseshit. And then they offer you ticket insurance, yep, where it's like half of whatever the total cost is, and then you can cancel at any time, even though you already can, up to like a week before or something crazy like that. It's like what?
Speaker 2:the hell.
Speaker 3:Even then, I still don't think they give you all your money back I don't even know, I don't even buy it, because I'm like, if I'm not gonna go, I'm just gonna it's the same thing when I like when they now it's like if anything electronic that's over like 50, it's like do you want to buy an insurance?
Speaker 2:no, it's like, no, I'm not fucking getting the insurance at for this fucking you know ps4 controller.
Speaker 3:That's what's crazy. It's all profit. And even if you do buy that, you're never going to go in and say this broke.
Speaker 2:Give me my money, what are the odds that they're actually going to honor it?
Speaker 3:Well, that's the thing. When I worked at Sears there was a protection plan on everything and as someone who was commissioned, you would make your most money on those. They were called SPPs or PPs, like a small protection plan or a protection plan, and it was a big enough deal for profit for the company that every time you sold something with it you would have to go on the radio and like tell the manager, I just got a protection plan.
Speaker 3:But you would say like uh, whoever the manager was on, go to go to the blue room for three years, because it'd be like a three-year protection plan, huh, so we would like call that out over the walkie-talkies because the like as a flex or yes, all the managers were like so into like call that out over the walkie talkies Cause the like as a flex, or yes, all the managers were like, so into like, call it out when you get it.
Speaker 3:call it out Cause it riles everyone else up, makes them want to sell one Yo that's so.
Speaker 1:You'd get a sale. You'd be all hyped up. Get on your radio.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Got a three year in the blue room baby cult.
Speaker 3:you know it was like jp to the blue room for three years and then now all the man yeah, cody, yeah, it'd always be like back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, get that pp just like super corporate culture. You know it's like, oh my god, dude, what?
Speaker 1:is the retail like life, like is it.
Speaker 3:It's sweet until like quarter four, you know, like from, like you know, october to january sucks because it's so crazy busy. I guess I don't know anymore. This was also back like 2015, but, like you know, uh, black friday everyone dreaded, because there was always two days that we were pulling all night so that was my next question.
Speaker 3:You've worked a black friday yeah, dude, most amount of money I guess in my college years that I made in one day was working Black Friday because I was commissioned. A lot of people in the store were not and they still do the same stuff which would suck.
Speaker 1:So you just have a terrible like you just direct you're not making any more money.
Speaker 3:The first Black Friday I worked. I'll never forget it. I was only there for a couple weeks. I had started in, like October, you know, and like Black Friday rolls around, it's November. I'm like I barely know how to run the computer, but I remember being trained in in electronics and this was the first week that I didn't have to share my commission with whoever was training me, which I come to find out was complete bullshit. This guy was just stealing money from nice and yeah it was.
Speaker 3:It was insane. So I found out. Also, this guy called out sick the day before black friday. So I'm like, oh hell, yes, I'm the only one in all of electronics I get all the sales. So basically I found out there was also these things called SPFs, like extra little incentives to sell certain things. There was these 60-inch Samsung TVs that we got a $200 SPF on every time we sold one.
Speaker 3:It literally didn't matter if you got a protection on it or anything, but if you got a protection on it or anything. But if you got a protection on it, it would be a little bit more than that, even Sure. So like, let's say you can make 300 bucks on a TV. I went in the back and I saw we had like 10 of them in the back. So like, rather than trying to go into the back, see if we still have it, come back out to the front, bring it to the person whatever. Have them, go around back to pick it up. I would. I literally brought out, bought out all these TVs and just made a big stack in the in the hall of Sears with a sign that said the price on it, and then someone would just come in and I just literally sat at the register all night and they're like what's the best one to buy right now?
Speaker 2:And I'm like that one.
Speaker 3:All right, they'd grab it.
Speaker 2:I'd ring it up and they'd be on their way. I sold every single one. I was like dude especially on black Friday too like people will walk in. Not it could be any price you know, honestly, like just listing price. But if you put it in the middle of the aisle like that and sign dude, yeah, they like assume that's the best deal and it actually was a really good deal.
Speaker 3:Honestly, it was one of the best TVs that we had at the time and it was very reasonable. Tvs have gotten a hell of a lot cheaper now than what they were back then, but dude I, I couldn't believe it and it made like three grand and I was there for like 15 hours or whatever.
Speaker 1:So it sucked. But would you guys open at midnight? Was it like a midnight opening or no? It was like five like five or six pm and then you'd be open all throughout the whole night sure, okay, into the whole next day shift.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, it was like only you can only work like 12 hours at a time, so then after 12 hours you'd take an hour break and then you could come back in damn, it was all like automated.
Speaker 1:So does sears attract a crowd? Like, were you getting people lined up at the door or does it? It wouldn't back at this time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this was the place to go for like other than best buy. This was the electronics and appliances was huge.
Speaker 1:I just I always wondered, because it's like you know, like before you're playing like a hockey game or something, you get them pregame yeah. I was like I always imagine sitting there like holy fuck, yeah, it's the doors.
Speaker 3:It was kind of fun because we do like these like really cringy corporate team meetings before the doors would open and it'd be like all 40 people in the store in a big circle and then, like the wall street hyping everyone up, it was honestly He'd be like all right, today we're going to kill it, yelling in front of everyone and everyone would get all hyped up. Hell yeah, we're going to sell so many protection plans.
Speaker 1:Dude to be commissioned, like you were saying. If you are hourly and it doesn't change besides your workload, it's ten times more Terrible. If you're commissioned, it's like all right, this is where I make my fucking bag. This is my Super Bowl. You would have to sprinkle incentive in there. I don't see how any sane person would go about otherwise. Are you cool with disclosing? Do you remember the dollar amount that you got from that first time you did a?
Speaker 3:Like the total commission. Yeah, it was right around $3,000 for the first day as a college kid. At like 19.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I was like literally the thought crossed my mind like why don't I drop out of school and just go full-time here, because I was only working like 20 hours. I was like why don't I just work full-time and then I just make way more money than if I were to go to school for graphic design? But I'm glad I didn't, because obviously all of sears are closed now and that whole model is totally different.
Speaker 2:that's so crazy that that like I don't know Sears seems like such a long ago thing it does.
Speaker 3:But now that it's just extinct, you used to okay, like even pre my time, like back in the 70s and 80s, you could buy whole houses out of Sears catalog and they would bring it to wherever you wanted it to go and then set it up for you Like you could buy everything guns, clothes, houses, could buy everything guns, clothes, houses, chicken eggs, you name it.
Speaker 1:You could buy it out of the sears catalog. I remember in history class when I was young, learning like the history of the sears catalog and that was a huge thing back in the day.
Speaker 3:They would, yeah, if you got the sears catalog it was like the whole family get around circle some items they want I gotta see a little peek behind the curtain on like the distribution side of the sears catalog from my grandpa telling me about like in the early 80s his hunting club down in hugo was like the number one seller through sears for quail eggs in the whole world.
Speaker 3:They were shipping quail eggs throughout the entire world they were like birds bring thousands and thousands of quail eggs to the airport to be shipped out, like once a week and he had like some in with the security at the airport because he'd like bring them donuts and shit to like. Let him just go straight to the fucking planes and like hand them the eggs instead of having to like go through security. Have them check everything. It was just like check every egg, quail eggs here you go or quail like live quail, they'd ship them next day.
Speaker 1:Especially if he was doing this in the 80s. I'm sure getting through the airport was probably pretty easy at that time too. Good point, you could probably drive right up to the gate. That was back when he smoked on the plane too. I was going to say they were yeah, I couldn't imagine.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's, it's insane. Because I mean, imagine just going in a magazine and like calling up a number, be like I'll take house number j5, and then they just show up in a couple of months and build this house for you wild. That's insane.
Speaker 1:Also, the house probably cost five grand right, yeah, like I'll trade you some fucking quail eggs for it pretty nuts when you think about it I feel like the only thing that compares to that in today's world is like some of these shed building companies where, like, they'll put up, put up a shell in one day, like you just plan out, like all right, yep, I'm gonna have it here. Yeah, they show up, you have a fucking shed in a day.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like that's insane dude yeah, it's pretty nuts and you can get pretty simple with that stuff too, but I think the closest thing in like modern times is probably like tiktok shop or timu or you know, wish, you know, where you can literally buy everything, or vivor, you know, for tools and shit oh, yeah, yeah dude, you can just like buy anything and it's relatively significantly cheaper.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and you know otherwise, but the thing, the thing about the sears catalog is, I would assume that a lot of it was from inside the united states as well, whereas, like all these new ones, it's all cheap because it's all coming from china. What I just found out recently is how tiktok shop, timu wish are all able to sell stuff super cheap and still get it to you fast nowadays, like before, like early wish days, it would take months for things to come, and sometimes not at all. Um, they've started like china has started buying huge warehouses in the united states and they keep a lot of this product in the united states and it just ships from a warehouse here instead of from china, and I'm sure they avoid yeah, they're always up something.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because that brings me into a rabbit hole that I got into at some point where, like because trump you know, he's always talking about china they buying up our lands china, that's good dude, and like I didn't realize, like they were buying up so much farmland and warehouses like you said, like especially connecting to or like right next to military bases, right, yeah, like we owe them trillions and they own so much. Us soil. Dude, like what is happening, and dude they'll farm the land here and then ship the food back to China.
Speaker 3:Yeah, or like them owning all the components that go inside these cell towers.
Speaker 3:Oh gosh yeah, oh man, you want to go down a rabbit hole and get your tin hat out. That is a good rabbit hole because it's a little spooky. I think there's got to be. I mean imagine I mean obviously there's no secret like anyone can get your data from any app that you have on your phone, but imagine how much more data they have from, like, tiktok shop specifically. Dude. Every single person I know that's bought something on tiktok shop has bought a lot of things. It's never like I bought this one thing and I'm done that's why I don't open that door.
Speaker 2:Dude, I don't, I've, I've never once been on tamu timu, whatever the fuck really fuck yeah, because I don't want to open that door because I know that I'm gonna go like oh shit, like look at the tools, like, oh, like a little ricky, like the little, and it's cheap yeah, I know, I have I've bought multiple things off of timu, multiple things off tiktok shop, but like energy drinks.
Speaker 3:You know I'll come across like this 12 pack of energy drinks for five bucks.
Speaker 1:I'm like, okay, I'll buy that, I don't care whatever the thing that pisses me off about timu is it takes advantage of the impulsive adhd brains. Like it. You go on. It immediately throws up like a scratch off where you scratch these off and if you get four winners and you get this deal at a free $15 gift and then like it just keeps bringing you into all these little runs.
Speaker 1:It makes it like a casino A hundred percent and I like I've seen it with people I personally know where they get so addicted to Teemu and cause like I'm getting all these free gifts and it's just such a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:You're spending more money. Yeah, spending more money. Yeah, I've definitely done it. There was this big thing last winter where, if you get 10 people to sign up for timu or download the app, it was like you get like 300 in credit or something like that you could buy a lot of shit for 300 on timu did you get?
Speaker 1:did you guys see all the ads when they were doing the excavators on?
Speaker 2:yeah, I forget them popping up. Yes, dude.
Speaker 1:So seaboys did a video on it where they ordered three different ones and you know obviously they were complete pieces of shit, but like they were real dude, they sent them to them. They fucking worked and, you know you, you could do very minuscule tasks with it. It was extremely weak, but it was, it was pretty cool at that point just battle bought it just just just standing wins.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they definitely were. Yeah, it's crazy how well they hold up, considering they're only 4 000 bucks. I do know a landscaping company that uses those things to go into small jobs like into like basements or like, because they will fit through a sliding glass door if you pull out the door.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, those ones like you go into like a basement or like they'll also fit through gates in a yard, like, uh, you don't have to remove pieces of fence, you can fit right through the gate. So if you're just like doing something in a backyard, they make total sense for four thousand I do my laundry with that motherfucker scoop up, dropping the dryer bam, that's about as much as they can fucking lift dude yeah it's basically. It's basically a glorified shovel, but way more fun to drive Dude fuck yeah.
Speaker 1:So I've been going down this rabbit hole about I don't know why. First of all, rabbit hole has really hit my vocabulary lately. I never said rabbit hole. I think it's because I've been. There's this guy on YouTube that makes all these like Reddit rabbit holes, like craziest Reddit rabbit holes, and shit, and it's just been sticking with me. But I went down a rabbit, a Reddit rabbit hole, and it was on on weird laws, specifically animals, and I had to.
Speaker 3:I had to jot down a couple of, because I just couldn't like.
Speaker 1:These are laws that are in effect at this very moment. Like in Alaska, moose may not be viewed from an airplane, so, technically, do you have to, like, cover your eyes?
Speaker 3:you can't, you're not allowed to look at it, dude, it's fucking.
Speaker 1:It's offensive to them because, oh okay.
Speaker 3:So I bet this goes back to people like like, uh, messing with the wildlife, like purposely flying looking for moose asians did this goes all the way back to pearl harbor.
Speaker 1:I'm telling you every video that you see of like people at yellowstone fucking with animals I'll watch that for hours, bro.
Speaker 2:They love animals I don't know. Walk right up to like this fucking. You know 800 pound bison and they like yeah yeah, try to take a selfie with it.
Speaker 3:The yellowstone videos, arestone videos are crazy. All those signs, like all the signs that you see that say don't feed the bears. That's specifically because of Asians.
Speaker 1:Dude, it's a bear. Stay the fuck away from it.
Speaker 2:Hawaii was bad too. They like walk right up to the. They're like the reason why they sheer drop and they'll be, they have to put a sign there like it's fucking mounted in the ground, steel sign bolted to it. It's like don't stand close to the edge. And then it shows a little picture of a guy falling off the edge. Oh, my god just just just crowds of them, just standing like a couple feet away, like what's that?
Speaker 3:what's that called the um? The feeling that like I need to jump, or like what if?
Speaker 2:I want to push someone.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what's that called? I think it's called the edge. There's like some name for it.
Speaker 2:It's inside of you yeah, it's like, yeah, it's a little buzzy. I definitely don't have that.
Speaker 1:I, I'm not the thought crosses your mind I'm not afraid of heights, I guess in general, but if there's like a, like the grand canyon, I would never get very close to the edge, like I don't like that feeling of like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck that like vertigo. My sense of depth gets way off and if I know like I can't tell how far down that is, I am deathly afraid of heights. I cannot stand close to it. It like makes I like grip my phone tight, I like make sure nothing's hanging out of my pockets and I get really like weak stomach.
Speaker 1:It feels weird, but if there's a railing I don't get nervous at all. It's like that, even if the railings, flimsy, couldn't even hold. Yeah, it's something about like, if it's just open, an open area with a ledge, nothing stopping you. It's I don't know my anxiety immediately spikes. Probably have you ever been to the Hoover Dam in Vegas? No, I would love to. I did a report on it.
Speaker 3:It's insane. There's a road or a bridge that goes across the whole canyon and you can look over and see. And I went there with Taylor's whole family Her uncle got married in Vegas and we're walking on this bridge. All of the whole family is walking along the railing like whoa look how far down it is.
Speaker 1:I railing like whoa look how far down it is I'm in the middle, so like I can't see either side, and I'm just like look straight, look straight, just look straight. I'm like trying not to have a panic attack. I can't do it. I can't do it.
Speaker 3:I would love, I would love to see it, but yeah, I don't know man I.
Speaker 1:I'm.
Speaker 2:It's weird because I'm not directly afraid of heights, but some certain situations I am well, yeah, when it's like a 600 foot drop or whatever the fuck, it is like that's a whole different animal.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's insane. And then you think back like how many people died making this thing, because of its so like its mass.
Speaker 1:There's literally bodies inside it, especially like the skyscrapers and shit that were built a hundred years ago, All the skywalkers dude Screw that Unbelievable Screw, that so so this one's actually really serious, and I agree with it. In Connecticut, any dogs with tattoos must be reported to the police.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's animal abuse, ain't it? That's fair, unless it's a fire tattoo, though.
Speaker 3:What if it's like flames and shit? Then you don't need to tell no one.
Speaker 1:Like dude, if you were a tattoo artist, you could do some cool shit with your dog.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to disagree.
Speaker 3:The loss, like specifies dogs specifically dots, so cats, they don't care, I was just thinking that, yeah, so if you, if you got any fire tattoo ideas, try it on your cat like a naked cat you could, that would be insane you ever seen one of them? Ugly fuckers? Oh yeah, they look like a nutsack with legs, dude dude, have you ever seen naked owls? No, holy shit, holy shit. Oh my god, I gotta look this up, google it right now because it's fucking alien dude.
Speaker 2:I saw the. I don't know what. I probably read it, but If you're listening.
Speaker 1:You need to get on your phone right now and Google it oh gross.
Speaker 3:What the fuck, dude? Oh my god, dude, if that thing was outside your window at night, oh gross, it creeps me out. Is that a real thing? Are there owls that are featherless? Can they fly then?
Speaker 2:I don't know, but uh, birds kind of intimidate me like scary birds, like that dude, I'm glad you brought that up, because I've been thinking about this all week.
Speaker 1:It all kicked off. I saw a video where this guy was sitting in his car. A hawk flew into his window and was just sitting on his dash staring at him.
Speaker 2:Fuck no it freaked me out.
Speaker 1:So like my entire life I've had an irrational fear of snakes and I've actually started to really come a long way with that one. But over time my fear of birds has gotten worse, like birds actually freak me out yeah, I don't even know how to explain it. I it's not like the classic, like ducks and geese, but even like chickens, dude Geese, are nothing to fuck with, though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're really not. Yeah, they will whoop some ass. Yeah, I'm not gonna lie. When we had peeps in here on the desk I was getting a little freaked out that he was like right in my face, Dude, they'll square up with cars and shit, it's crazy.
Speaker 1:When we had peeps on, he would start flapping and the wind force is insane. To make a bird, that big fly, there's got to be a lot of force behind it.
Speaker 2:To see it like that is a different experience. Dude to harness that energy and train them to do your bidding fucking wild.
Speaker 3:Oh, dude, that's actually funny that you say that I was listening to this Duncan Trussell podcast and he was talking about how, with AI Duncan Trussell podcast, and he was talking about how, like um, with AI, they've just discovered a way and, in certain patterns, that whales speech is similar to humans and they're trying to develop a way to be able to communicate with whales. And then this guy got to talking like, at what point do we draw the line? Because, like, if I can talk to squirrels, and I tell this squirrel, like, because, like, if I can talk to squirrels, and I tell this squirrel, like, I fucking hate my neighbor Brian. Like, will you, I will, I will set you up for life, I will give you a warm place to sleep and more food that you could ever eat. All you have to do is scratch his fucking eyes out next time he comes up to my door.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Like where do you? Where do you draw? I bet China's already working on it.
Speaker 1:Dude, that would be the tipping point in war.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, If you can control animals, dude, Dude, even imagine. Okay, think about if you could control bugs, If you could control ants. There's like a what? Like a thousand to one ratio of ants to humans. Despicable Me 4.
Speaker 2:That's the plot. No, cockroaches, oh yeah. Yeah, that's the. They have a plot.
Speaker 3:No, uh, cockroaches, oh yeah, yeah, cockroaches, yep, yeah, okay. So yeah, I mean I just think about they were talking about in this podcast too that, um, there's never been a time in history where, like humans, could really communicate with wildlife, you know, in a in a way to like coordinate with wildlife. We just kind of like cohabitate and we kind of just like take over their shit yeah, and just say like this is where we are, this is where you are yeah but if you could like say, hey, watch my cabin while I'm gone to this like pack of wolves, like that'd be crazy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll pay you in steak or whatever you just tell, like a big buck, be like, hey, be at my, be in front of my stand at this time I'll give you 10 bags of corn. Just fucking, murk their ass but like going off of whales it. They have you seen where they've, like, started war against people, where they packs will go out and jump in sink ships like small boats and shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, what else you got to do? I just saw insane. I just saw this video Someone shared it on Instagram of this whale eating an entire boat and there's people on this boat. It comes out, grabs onto this boat. Everyone's still standing on the boat. I mean, what do you do? You're not really going to jump in.
Speaker 2:I suppose that's like some Godzilla shit. I love me some Godzilla movies, that's great.
Speaker 1:I watched another video where a whale comes in, scoops up a body border. You know like the little Scoops up completely, puts them in his mouth and then just spits it out.
Speaker 3:Like it realizes oh, this isn't something I want Gone so.
Speaker 3:Dude, that's what's crazy. It's like whales are so smart and dolphins are so smart that, like Dude, it really makes you think. There was this story of this like free diver and he had this dolphin like come up to him and, like you know, basically trying to like talk to him and or say something, and he dives down and sees another dolphin like trapped in a net, freeze this dolphin and then they're like swimming around him, like what he describes as like happily that's so nuts.
Speaker 3:Insane. I wish I knew the guy's name, but like you know, dolphins, they obviously live in water, but they can only be underwater submerged for like 10 minutes or 15 minutes or something like that, without having to come up for air, so this had to have just happened.
Speaker 2:They probably recognize. Well, like they probably recognize him, and I wonder if they related like, found that commonality.
Speaker 3:Like he's a good guy or like, no, he breathes air too. Oh, maybe Like that could be a Real recognize, real dude, mammals recognize mammals.
Speaker 2:Like why dolphins, why do they get so? Like what branch, evolutionary tree or whatever?
Speaker 3:like that's a good point.
Speaker 1:Well, it makes me wonder because you know, I don't know. Well, it makes me wonder because, you know, I don't know, Maybe they've done all the science bullshit behind it, but like they could be just as smart as us, they just don't have the prop. Like you know, we obviously are the land rulers. We have the thumbs, we can make it happen, but in the sea.
Speaker 3:maybe they are just as smart as us. They just don't have fucking opposable thumbs. They're kind of the people, yeah well, they're like a whole different thing.
Speaker 2:That's like a different species in itself, like they don't really share much With anything right or jellyfish. Is it Wicked?
Speaker 3:smart. They're like that's the only place that this DNA is found. There's no other versions of this or like jellyfish.
Speaker 2:I don't think they have brains. Technically, I think it's just like it almost behaves as. It behaves as it's probably bullshit, but I think they behave as a giant cell.
Speaker 3:Oh weird, they're alien drones. Yeah, like they oh dude, they're multidimensional beings Like Bigfoot.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that's proven.
Speaker 3:Stepping in and out of reality.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, different planes of existence.
Speaker 3:Well, that's the thing that is weird to me about the dolphin thing is like they're the only other thing on the planet other than humans that let that just have sex, just to have sex.
Speaker 1:They just do it for fun, do it for pleasure and they like in like grape, you know, like oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, like there's sexual assault literally in dolphin communities like. From what I understand, according to science, it is the only animal that like knowingly grapes.
Speaker 3:They Welch's soda all over each other. Yeah, dude, that is really. That is really weird. Also, I mean saying, like you know, we're assuming that they're just as smart as us is thinking like we are the smartest things. We have no clue because we can't communicate with them. They could be 10 times smarter. They just don't need technology to do what they got to do. You know.
Speaker 1:Well, and they have more area terrain technically than we do. Yeah Right, have you seen?
Speaker 3:those videos of them like doing big circles in shallow water. So it kicks up a bunch of dirt in the water and fish can't swim out of it, so they'll jump over the dirt ring to like get to the clear side and they're sitting there waiting on the outside, just like catching them in their mouth, like they do it as like a hunting technique.
Speaker 3:They're like go and circle these, this school of fish, so they can't go anywhere. They'll jump out of the water and they catch them. They're all waiting outside of this circle. It's like a hunting pack.
Speaker 2:They'll go out together to go crazy, or dude chimps to chimps are wild.
Speaker 3:Like what's the difference between that and a hunting party going out to like hunt a moose in Alaska?
Speaker 1:We drive deer. Yeah, set up in a line, you move together. You have hunters on the other side that are waiting to shoot.
Speaker 3:That's literally a pack of wolves dude.
Speaker 2:That's what like wolves do. But I mean like if you, if you, if you were to think in like primal terms, like the need to eat, and then it's like that's kind of the next step up from like you hunting on your own for your own existence, but then like looking out for your like community, like once they like push back, push through that barrier of like you know it's not just like myself or like single existence, it's like the existence of like the others around you oh yeah, like the community aspect.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like the next like stage of you know whatever like consciousness, yeah yeah, yeah, because there is like a pyramid to it.
Speaker 3:Um, I remember talking about this in in psychology. It was like your baseline is like your basic needs, like water, shelter, food. And then the next step up is like community. And then I don't remember what the third one is. But the last one is like full spirituality, like you're coexisting, like your. Your physical presence doesn't matter, it's all like more of a conscious place. Uh, I wish I remembered what the third one was, because I, that is like kind of where, like, humans live, like the normal person lives there, right, but dolphins, I mean from what we can see, you know, and again, like we only can see what we observe, and there's like something to like the world that changes when you're observing it. You know, like how they act when no one can see them may be totally different than how we're viewing them, and they know that they're being viewed it's a lot like chimp empire you've seen that documentary oh yeah, it's like they.
Speaker 2:They literally they went about it like most docs. They just go out there, they film for, like you know, a month and they come back. Well, they integrated with these chimps. They stayed there for years until they got comfortable enough with them.
Speaker 1:I'm literally going to watch this tonight, fucking crazy. You already hooked me in there, dude.
Speaker 2:Dude, it's so intricate. There's societies, they have different ranking officials within their tribes and they go to war with each other and they have territories, marked territories, and then, like they scout out, they venture into, like neighboring tribes territories and then they had beef and then they fucking, they fight because they're in their spot, yeah, whoa, and they're like they and they.
Speaker 2:Um, you know, obviously you know they're talking to each other and shit, but like there's this one scene where they're just like chilling and they're you know, picking fleas and stuff, and all of a sudden they're all just like like. There's this one scene where they're just like chilling and they're you know, picking fleas and stuff, and all of a sudden they're all just like like. There's like the one designated he was like, he was like a scout kind of guy or like he was always the one that like would like round up for wartime. He just like, he just like fucking gets spidey sense and then everyone else picks up on it and then they just go. They're like literally walking in a line.
Speaker 2:They're like they sense that there was like another chimp in their territory. So they walk and they fucking follow them and then they're. One dude got shit scared and he left. Well, the fucking you know the, the bloods or whatever from next door. They caught him leaving on the way back and they fucking murdered him, dude dude, oh my God dude.
Speaker 1:And then, yeah.
Speaker 2:So then like they go out and do their thing, then they're on their way back, they find his body and they're like mourning for like a day.
Speaker 3:That's insane.
Speaker 2:It's so fucking intricate dude.
Speaker 3:That's crazy, yeah, and I mean this also goes to like all of I mean every animal everywhere, everywhere, because there was also I just heard this thing about elephants. There was like this guy in I want to say it was South Africa that was like caring for this whole herd of elephants and he passed away and like all the animals knew that, and then every year, on the anniversary of his like, yeah, death date, these elephants would go back to this like hut that this guy lived in, or like cabin or whatever, and would like sit there for a couple days and like hut that this guy lived in, or like cabin or whatever, and would like sit there for a couple days and like mourn this dude's death yeah it's like whoa, like we don't know shit.
Speaker 2:It's like I don't know what I don't know what, like what series of things I've listened to recently, but it's kind of like the just been sticky with me. It's just the thought that, like, consciousness could be like some larger, larger thing that we're just tapped into, but all living things could have just this ability to pick up on this big stream of consciousness.
Speaker 3:This is the fourth step on the pyramid dude. We've been talking about this a lot lately, but the telepathy tapes Fill me in on everything that you know about this lady. What was her name, this gal that was on Rogan? What was her name? Kai Kai, something, kai, something.
Speaker 2:Kai something. Show her her respects, dude, telepathy tapes.
Speaker 3:So this is like specifically with nonverbal autistic people. Yeah, dude, they can read minds bro have like the ability to connect to each other in this like this like conscious chat room from all around the world. Oh, dude, that was like.
Speaker 2:That was like link up that was like the the chapter I've yet to listen to the tapes yet like, just the little bit that I picked up from was her on rogan.
Speaker 2:But like, um, basically she set out to, she had a couple instances where, like it seemed to I don't know she was like working with as a para or something like that, and then, as she was working with uh, non-verbals or whatever, um, she like began to like suspect that there was like like a, like some form of communication or they were like tapped into some kind of knowledge, even though not, they're not like don't have the ability to speak or sometimes, like it affects their like motor skills and shit too.
Speaker 2:But uh, like, the more she was in that industry, the more like she like worked with other teachers and stuff and she uh, and they all kind of had the same thing of them saying like yeah, like I don't know why, but um like one example she gives is that, like she was gonna, she brought some like candy or something like there's this one gal that she worked with and uh brought her like favorite candy bar or something like that, and then when she was, she, like you know, worked with her all day and then, like, before she left, she like communicated. We're like, hey, yeah, can I get those M&Ms now? She was like I had no idea, like she didn't see it, she didn't say anything about it, but like, or like the bond between kids and their parents, like nonverbal kids and their parents, and like they did these experiments.
Speaker 2:It's kind of like what into the mainstream is like tapes of these, uh, these experiments they did, where they would put them in two separate rooms and then they would show, like the parent and the kid in two separate rooms yep, they would show the mom like a picture of like different flashcards, different images, and then the kid in the other room would say what those images were and it was like just insanely accurate, and sometimes the mom wouldn't even know what the picture was specifically Like. In that moment she wouldn't know what it was, but then the kid in the other room would give the like correct description, even though the mom, like didn't even know what it was yeah, exactly.
Speaker 2:And then it was like. It was like and she like said it multiple times too on the pod that like, the more the like she or like put out the word, the more she like feedback. She got within like that industry of like, like people working with like non-verbals and stuff. They're just like tapped into, um, yeah, tapped into, like they can still communicate, but just like in a different, in a different way, like tapping into that, even though they yeah yeah, I know it's crazy, because like uh, there's like putting it like I'm butchering the fuck out of it, this whole like hive mind mentality.
Speaker 3:I think you see across other things too, because there was this, this thing about mice in los angeles, where they're trying to do something with the mouse population or rat population. Yeah, and these mice on the West Coast or I'm sorry, they were doing this experiment, I think, in LA or New York, and then the rats that they were fucking with in New York, the ones in LA, would adapt to this way that they were either catching them or killing them or whatever, without them ever introducing that in la or new york again.
Speaker 3:it was one or the other that they were they would like fuck with one and the other ones would react to it as well.
Speaker 2:The steps they knew, yeah, like they knew already what to do and it was like already, it was like a massive percentage quicker by the time it hit the other coast wow, dude, I'm just sitting here, high as fuck, just mind blown right now I'm like I don't I don't even know how to process like, like, like I said, like my, my butchering description does not do it justice yeah, look it up, the telepathy tapes yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like a um, it's like a 10 episode podcast too, where she like did all this research, she like basically bundled it up and uh, yeah, just put it out there. And now it's like starting to. I mean, obviously it's crazy, did they starting to?
Speaker 3:I mean, obviously it blown up some Rogan, but Did they ever mention like other people other than nonverbal autistic people being able to like access this hive mind web chat?
Speaker 2:No, that's the crazy thing. Okay, so like bringing it back to like the whole like fucking chat room thing, is that like a um, they so like the kid she was working. So like she first heard about this like through the, the kid that she was like working with and um, and the the parent was saying like yeah, sometimes just like she'll like go in her room and then just like put like her pillows over her head and then just like fucking zen out for like hours and they asked her like what she did. She was like she's like oh yeah, it was on the hill. She's like what the fuck you talking about?
Speaker 2:Like then she was like going on to say that like she can tap in into like other with other non-verbal kids and they basically like somehow, way or another they all meet up in like this consciousness fucking network. But then they did like they and then they like reached out, like and it's like regional too it's super fucking weird where they go there and exchange knowledge and ideas and then they like, then like they reach out to like other people in the area and they're like, oh yeah, like go there all the time and then they like like some. Each one has like its own specific way of dialing in. Some of them it's more visual, some of them it's more auditory like it's fucking strange then it's like all around the world too.
Speaker 2:like she was saying, like israel, there was like the hill in israel, and then they all referred with the same name, like they kind of speculate that it's like same thing, kind of visual, or just like it's fucking crazy that's insane. Could you imagine?
Speaker 3:Just like zonking out for a little bit and just being able to like connect with your buddies and dude, that's the they're saying that.
Speaker 2:the one detail I thought was fucking like another level was that it was like somehow guarded, oh, like, like only those of like pure will, like good intentions, and like oh was like there was some level of security there's like a gate, where it's like you can't enter this realm until you know you have to, yeah like, pass through this barrier oh my god, wow, that's insane well, dude, I, I have a friend that has a non-verbal child and he'll tell me, like he just knows things that he should never have known, like it's, like he'll just be, he's, he's so smart in his own way and it's just crazy to me.
Speaker 1:They're all starting to make more sense now, like dude I I you know, it's not hard for me to to talk me into believing things but this is blowing my mind, dude, and it's like you gotta.
Speaker 3:You gotta listen to either the rogan interview with this kai girl or listen to the telepathy tapes. So I just got like a little brief glimpse of the interview with rogan.
Speaker 2:But this dude is interesting and it kind of makes sense, because I tried telling ray about this and it was like right away, like after binging that episode the following night, and I was like like all retarded in the morning. I'm like yo they're like yeah nonverbal skin. They're telepathy.
Speaker 2:She's like dude, you're dumb, no, no no, no, no, no, no it really like when you think about it in a way of like okay, before we had the ability to communicate, like as a species, like we still somehow or another communicated, even before language was invented, right, and it's like. Then you look at like the parallels between like species of birds, like when you see birds fly in a flock and they know where to move, when Right, they're not talking to each other, right.
Speaker 1:They're like honking and making noises or just like that when you see, like flock birds and they're like they fucking, like they all move, or a school of fish. Yeah, move is one right? Do you? Do you believe in twin telepathy? Do you think there's anything behind that?
Speaker 2:because that's what I like I was gonna say you know more about that than I do.
Speaker 1:Well, just like growing up I've always heard like twin telepathy, Like it's been a thing. You know people talk about it and then, like TikTok, there was a thing going around where they would open the door like halfway, have one twin on one side, one twin on the other, and then like have them both on camera and be like all right, hold up a number, and they would just be killing it. You know it's easy to set up, but gets you thinking like well, wasn't that a big thing in like world war ii?
Speaker 3:wasn't like hitler was doing all these tests on twins there?
Speaker 1:it wasn't hitler specifically, there was a nazi doctor oh okay, that was just evil as fuck I don't know his name.
Speaker 3:They were really killing the names they would like separate these twins and then, like, mutilate one to see if the other one was feeling pain and so fucked up they. I guess they learned a lot about twins but, like whoa, kind of caused some blowback from that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think we need to dial it back, dumb it down a little bit. It's a little over our head. I got a couple more animal laws. More of our speed that I'd like to rip through, and this one really caught my attention. In Alabama it's against the law to promote or participate in a bear wrestling match.
Speaker 3:Really this goes back to the whole inhumane thing with animals, I guess.
Speaker 1:Apparently that was a big thing at a certain point. Was bear wrestling? I don't think it'd be harassing a bear.
Speaker 2:I think the bear would be doing the majority of the damage in that situation.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think people are just dying left and right from this. Yeah, I think you're right. Alabama is full of weird laws, though.
Speaker 2:Where do they even find bears? In Alabama, I think there is bears.
Speaker 1:I think they're just different. There's a different style. It's a little skinnier, scary scary they sound like southern accent.
Speaker 2:I think they do, bro.
Speaker 1:That's another we want to get into the animal loophole or fucking rabbit holes, then uh, that's another one where, like different animals in different regions have accents and that's crazy shit.
Speaker 2:But well, wait, what, what jersey like dialects?
Speaker 1:yeah, for sure, especially like I saw a big study with whales where different whales, depending on where they were located in the ocean, they spoke different dialect and then with dogs of the same breed in certain parts of the country will have a different dialect. It's fucking nuts dude, I don't know enough to give you a breakdown on it, but it's pretty wild.
Speaker 3:There was actually, speaking of Alabama weird laws. There was this old-timey law that I had just heard about recently. That was you can't wear a mustache in a fake mustache in a church in alabama, because back in like the 20s 30s, it was apparently like a huge thing where people would like go into churches with fake mustaches, i'm'm assuming like the Charlie Chaplin era and like it would make people laugh, like it would cause a ruckus. Oh, sure Too much that it would distract everyone from the church service.
Speaker 1:And the church is pretty big in old Alabama.
Speaker 3:Church is big Church and cousins fucking no fake mustaches. They still don't fuck around with fake mustaches. I wonder if you'd get caught for that.
Speaker 1:So this one makes me wonder what was going on in the New Jersey Zoo, because it is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the zoo. I think that's fair.
Speaker 3:Don't even ask.
Speaker 1:They got hooked on smokes a while back, yeah, so after I got on the old rabbit hole of animals, I went on to some sexual laws because I'm a big sex guy any of them overlap huge big sex guy. Here and in utah it is illegal to marry your first cousin until you're 65 no way, that's a mormon thing for sure I, I guess I get it. You know, at that point, if you're 65, you're not married, your options, you might, the only people that live within 50 miles of you might be your cousin.
Speaker 3:Or that you know I respect it. Yeah, your community gets smaller the older you get.
Speaker 1:You can't have children that late Oof, I'm in for it, dude I think it's got to be a Mormon law.
Speaker 3:If it's in Utah, it's got to be created by the Mormons. I'm guessing this weird loophole in Mormon ideology 65 is a good number.
Speaker 1:See, this one would really affect Bodhi, because in Texas the possession of more than six dildos is prohibited.
Speaker 2:Really, I can't trample my rights as an American. I can build a dildo hut if I want.
Speaker 1:You'd have to sell off the collection.
Speaker 3:I think would you be able to get around this as a loophole of saying that it's novelty, Like it's a collection and that it's not for use.
Speaker 1:I read a little bit more into it and I guess it is like any type of sexual toy in general. It's not enforced very often, but it is a law.
Speaker 3:They're trying to take away our rights. They don't want people to be fighting the sex wars.
Speaker 2:They're taking away all the sex toys, Not Trump's America.
Speaker 1:See, this one's a little local for us and this is an issue that. I've run into in the past. In Minnesota it is illegal for any man specifically to have sex with a live fish. It said nothing about dead ones.
Speaker 3:No, no, it's also illegal for women, because there was that really popular court case just within the last two years of a lady had put a fish inside of her for an OnlyFans video and she went to prison for it. Was that in the group chat? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. So I think this was one of the last episodes that Tyler was on. I opened that shit in public, dude.
Speaker 2:Holy fuck.
Speaker 3:It's a real thing. It's a real thing. She literally put this fish like I don't know if it was a crappie or what.
Speaker 2:It'd be so much easier for a girl to fuck a fish than a dude to fuck a fish.
Speaker 1:I don't know man, I don't know, I mean their mouths. Yeah, probably would be much harder. Yeah, that's insane dude. I mean I think it's cool like switch it up a little bit, get some new content out there, but maybe get a fake fish.
Speaker 3:She's trying to innovate too early, you know, it's just too early you have another 10 years we got to make sure that they're conscious beings and they're consenting. Otherwise it's just inhumane.
Speaker 1:Imagine the PETA rally for that one. Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fish are fish though.
Speaker 2:Fish blood Like no fish has like personality.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a real thing I'm going to. Actually, I got to find her name again for research purposes.
Speaker 1:And you know, while you find that I should let the people know that if you, if you live in nebraska, you cannot get married if either partner has a sexually transmitted disease really oh, say that one more time if in nebraska. If either partner has a sexual sexually transmitted disease, you cannot legally get married whoa so you're dead in the water, oh my god.
Speaker 3:Well, how would they?
Speaker 1:I guess it would be public record right, and it's like do they take something that you can cure with antibiotics? If it goes away, can you still get married?
Speaker 3:I would assume they mean the serious ones, right, like syphilis, herpes, aids, aids, hiv. Okay, so this is from August 19th of last year. A woman who was allegedly filmed performing a sex act with a live brown trout on boat faces court. Catherine June Lee. She was 58 years old, from the Hobart suburb of Howden, faces three charges in relation to bestiality material allegedly producing or produced between February 22 and January 23. Throw it on the screen Live trout. That is very strange.
Speaker 1:It's like what? Why would that idea come to mind? You know like there's a lot of like dude. When we had those OnlyFans girls on and we learned about breeding kinks, I'd never even heard of that, were you like? There's certain dildos? Yeah, crazy shit. If you're interested, look it up. Breeding is insane, but it's like what the fuck? A live fish? That's insane.
Speaker 2:There's a niche for everything dude.
Speaker 3:Do you think that bestiality in terms of fish love is more acceptable than someone who is like super obsessed with feet, like licking feet?
Speaker 2:Licking feet like sucking on toes.
Speaker 3:You're talking about crossing a species barrier. No, I'm saying like a man and a woman. But the guy can only get off if he's sucking toes. And then also this woman who wants to have sexual relations with fish. What do you think is more acceptable?
Speaker 2:I think it's apple oranges, bro.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, that is so blatantly obvious. What the fuck are you asking here, dude? I'm saying which one do you think? I think a person that sucks toes is a weird freak. Okay, Fucking feet? Freak me the fuck out.
Speaker 2:That's the last kink I would ever have.
Speaker 1:But it's acceptable, whatever, if that's what they want to do, if the woman's okay, with it, fine. There is never a lane where you can fuck a fish, unless they're dead. Then it's cool.
Speaker 3:I would never personally do it. That's where you draw the line. I would say the second that AI figures out how to communicate with fish and they can consent, I think the water's open. No pun intended.
Speaker 1:If they can consent, fair game Fine.
Speaker 3:I'll agree with that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then they could make the first move too.
Speaker 3:They could swim with you. Did you see what the fish was wearing, though? Did you see what they had on?
Speaker 1:What's that shit Elon's putting in people's brains?
Speaker 3:Neuralink Dude. What if that gets?
Speaker 1:You can just be swimming and they come Pop that in a fish's brain idea you get cat call you get fish, called dude nice boat uh, yeah, those are the days you know.
Speaker 3:All of a sudden it's like damn, I don't know why sam is so big into fishing now. I just gotta go. I just gotta go. I told you I'm not doing anything friday night.
Speaker 1:I gotta go on my boat, go to lake of woods again, get the best snorkel gear possible. Just let it hang dude.
Speaker 3:All of a sudden, Shields profits shoot through the roof because they're selling scuba gear, snorkels and goggles like crazy. But Kagama Lake is full of people on the weekdays now.
Speaker 2:There's about four times as many city people here. Now you know.
Speaker 1:I actually I was just watching a documentary on uh, oh, my god, dude, I did this on a different episode. Jesus christ, the show where they bring freaks on and make fun of them. The isn't like the mart, the maury show or what is it it's. It's where people, there's a crowd, they come on on. They tell their weird story and normally it's like this lady had a baby. Jerry Springer, jerry Springer show baby. That's what I'm talking about.
Speaker 3:Dude, but that's the format for so many shows, you know. Like Dr Phil arguably could be one of those. You know, so, jerry.
Speaker 1:Springer had on a guy that was married to a mini horse and it makes you think like how can you be married?
Speaker 3:I thought that was illegal. I don't know, dude, it was a sexual partner.
Speaker 1:What do you? What I don't? Yeah, isn't that the like literally definition of like the illegal one dude, I'm telling you right now the man was in a sexual relationship with his horse why a mini horse?
Speaker 2:that's just kind of more fucked up.
Speaker 3:He loved it was his baby. Yeah, it'd be way cooler if it was a regular horse. Yeah, now it's kind of predatory, but it's more you wonder, dude, what if they were connecting?
Speaker 1:what if he's autistic? Oh shit dude, he was probably tapped in and he actually then he tapped in and everyone just made fun of him, made him think he was this weird horse fucker.
Speaker 3:But actually they had a true loving relationship I don't know if I can get behind it something to something to sit on maybe sleep on it. You never know, dude yeah, I think that's where I draw the line. The horse thing's, weird fish thing maybe. But what if taylor god forbid taylor passes away?
Speaker 1:she's reincarnated in a turkey.
Speaker 3:As a mini horse. Oh, a turkey.
Speaker 1:And you are able to speak to her and she's like this is me, it's Taylor, I love you, Cody, but it's a turkey.
Speaker 3:Okay, if I'm going to take this literally, I'm going to say I could accept her for being a turkey. This goes back to the would you love me if I was a worm thing? Sure, you know but, uh, I would say I would accept her and she would definitely be a member of the family. But no doubt I'm probably remarrying a normal human like a pet yeah. But she's just gonna be like, oh, it's no big deal. Like someone's gonna come over and be like oh, that's my ex-wife.
Speaker 3:Or my current wife, I guess Would it still be.
Speaker 2:Can you divorce a turkey?
Speaker 1:If you were married, I think the divorce was initiated with the death.
Speaker 3:The reincarnation is separate, okay, so she is my ex-wife and my future wife is obviously going to think it's a little weird. But then when she comes to find out like, oh, this is kind of a chill-ass turkey. So she could tap in too, like well, no, she couldn't tap in, but he would let her in on it, okay, because hey, it's not normal I know this is gonna seem really fucking weird, but she watched.
Speaker 3:This is my ex-wife. She has to the turkey. She has to sit in the room with us. She has to. She has to sleep in the same bed. It's no big deal, it's just a turkey. Well, she'd be house trained, right.
Speaker 2:I would assume you know if she's conscious, if she's conscious enough to remember our relationship, she's got to be at least potty trained, right, yeah, because she's still Taylor, she's got to be potty trained. I would hope I mean me, I would. That's the point. I would believe it if it's like but I'm an idiot, that'd be really weird. Do turkeys molt? I guess all birds molt right, I think they do.
Speaker 3:yeah, should they shoot randomly throughout the year and just be shedding?
Speaker 1:shit all over the place?
Speaker 3:God, that'd be weird.
Speaker 1:You gotta sit the kids down when they get to a certain age and be like boys. I need to let you know that this is your mother.
Speaker 3:Lincoln would be like damn. I thought that was a chill-ass turkey. I always wondered why the turkey would fucking peck me when I wasn't doing the dishes, Get mad at me when the room wasn't clean. I always wondered why the turkey would run in there.
Speaker 1:I just thought he was a fuck-ass motherfucker Just thought the turkey liked the place clean.
Speaker 3:I just thought it was weird that the turkey didn't like certain small appliances on our countertops. Yeah, it'd be like explaining to the kids like you know, when mom's on her period, she's gonna, she's a little more testy, so you know, whatever be like, hey listen, it's mom's that time of the year she's molting again, so don't fuck with her dude.
Speaker 1:I remember learning what a period was and being like holy shit, my mom has a period, like it all, like kind of like that, like oh my god dude. No wonder she's a cunt all the time.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, you start just putting everything on that, just kidding mommy, I love you just one.
Speaker 1:I should say not all time, just one week out of the month.
Speaker 3:Are you molting right now? Is that why you're so mad?
Speaker 2:Dude. Why can't it be once a year for that dude?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's a good point. I think this goes back to we were talking about birth control and how that fucks with ladies' bodies. It's like that thing.
Speaker 2:There's some birth controls where they don't get it at all. I still don't understand a lot. A good chunk of it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're in over our head. Let's go back to communicating with whales telepathically.
Speaker 2:Yeah that I got a good grasp on we're way better at that.
Speaker 3:I think yeah, oh shit. Well, boys, what time is it I got to get out of here? We'll see, uh, we'll see you next week. We've got a nice episode next week coming up with Reed and T-Cab blue collar.
Speaker 1:Happy hour.
Speaker 3:We got the plumbers coming in to show us their crack.
Speaker 1:Finally, we got to see who they eat.
Speaker 3:See you next week. Do, do, do.
