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And the moves"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1481.56,"endTime":1484.98,"body":"Yes."},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1481.56,"endTime":1484.98,"body":"But okay, aside from just the"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1484.98,"endTime":1490.17,"body":"year of someone else's Lord, I"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1484.98,"endTime":1490.17,"body":"want to underline that for you,"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1490.17,"endTime":1493.2,"body":"the most important thing I know"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1490.17,"endTime":1493.2,"body":"in managing your calendar is"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1493.2,"endTime":1496.14,"body":"that I have to keep explaining"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1493.2,"endTime":1496.14,"body":"that there are real world"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1496.17,"endTime":1499.26,"body":"effects like if you are late,"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1496.17,"endTime":1499.26,"body":"people might be grumpy or"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1499.74,"endTime":1503.07,"body":"February's real how else we know"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1499.74,"endTime":1503.07,"body":"it's your birthday month? 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Ah, can we run a"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1555.3,"endTime":1562.47,"body":"podcast on religious literacy?"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1555.3,"endTime":1562.47,"body":"And so still,  my bad"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1563.06,"endTime":1566.36,"body":"way to"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1563.06,"endTime":1566.36,"body":"oppress me, Megan. But also"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1566.36,"endTime":1569.6,"body":"listen, we all make mistakes."},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1566.36,"endTime":1569.6,"body":"This is actually the violence"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1569.63,"endTime":1573.17,"body":"inherent in the system. Even"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1569.63,"endTime":1573.17,"body":"someone like you who thinks"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1573.17,"endTime":1577.31,"body":"about religion all the time, who"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1573.17,"endTime":1577.31,"body":"talks to me 75 times a day. And"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1577.31,"endTime":1581.96,"body":"that's conservative as an"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1577.31,"endTime":1581.96,"body":"estimate. You have to take extra"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1581.96,"endTime":1587.36,"body":"steps to think about being"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1581.96,"endTime":1587.36,"body":"accommodating to me, which means"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1587.36,"endTime":1591.26,"body":"that there's a barrier for"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1587.36,"endTime":1591.26,"body":"access for those of us who need"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1591.29,"endTime":1595.4,"body":"others to do more, I inherently"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1591.29,"endTime":1595.4,"body":"need you to take that extra step"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1595.43,"endTime":1599.48,"body":"in order to see me. And if you"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1595.43,"endTime":1599.48,"body":"haven't taken that extra step, I"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1599.48,"endTime":1602.93,"body":"become invisible, or I have to"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1599.48,"endTime":1602.93,"body":"advocate for myself and say,"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1603.17,"endTime":1606.11,"body":"Please stop oppressing me,"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1603.17,"endTime":1606.11,"body":"comma, my best friend."},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1608.45,"endTime":1610.04,"body":"What if you"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1608.45,"endTime":1610.04,"body":"didn't do violence to me on my"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1610.04,"endTime":1614.18,"body":"calendar? Thanks. Hey, um, fun"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1610.04,"endTime":1614.18,"body":"question. Are you ever not going"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1614.18,"endTime":1616.58,"body":"to be mad about this? No. I knew"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1614.18,"endTime":1616.58,"body":"that."},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1616.84,"endTime":1618.31,"body":"Absolutely."},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1616.84,"endTime":1618.31,"body":"Not. 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But when you're"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1653.47,"endTime":1657.07,"body":"quickly looking at a calendar,"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1657.07,"endTime":1659.74,"body":"and it says Yom Kippur is on a"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1657.07,"endTime":1659.74,"body":"Monday, for example, you have to"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1659.77,"endTime":1663.04,"body":"do American eyes. 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He"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1699.43,"endTime":1702.52,"body":"said, What is the real Yom"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1699.43,"endTime":1702.52,"body":"Kippur? So I don't schedule this"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1702.52,"endTime":1706.78,"body":"meeting. 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To"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1755.76,"endTime":1758.37,"body":"me, one of the reasons I'm never"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1755.76,"endTime":1758.37,"body":"not gonna be mad about it, it's"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1758.37,"endTime":1761.46,"body":"just another way minoritized"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1758.37,"endTime":1761.46,"body":"people have to account for"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1761.46,"endTime":1764.16,"body":"difference. 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You said Fuck,"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1775.56,"endTime":1779.01,"body":"I'll fix it. You didn't make me"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1775.56,"endTime":1779.01,"body":"do that labor. You didn't make"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1779.01,"endTime":1781.92,"body":"me apologize to the other"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1779.01,"endTime":1781.92,"body":"person. We were scheduling for"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1781.92,"endTime":1785.25,"body":"having a non normative need or a"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1781.92,"endTime":1785.25,"body":"religious accommodation. You"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1785.25,"endTime":1788.19,"body":"made the mistake. You fixed it."},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1785.25,"endTime":1788.19,"body":"That is excellent solidarity"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1788.19,"endTime":1790.35,"body":"work, even if it wasn't perfect,"},{"speaker":"Ilyse Morgenstein Fuerst","startTime":1788.19,"endTime":1790.35,"body":"because guess what?"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1791.22,"endTime":1795.93,"body":"Perfect. Yeah, or"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1791.22,"endTime":1795.93,"body":"you know who's it's Maya Angelou"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1795.93,"endTime":1798.21,"body":"right who said that, \"when you"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1795.93,"endTime":1798.21,"body":"know better thenn you do"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1798.21,"endTime":1802.5,"body":"better\". So just trying to know"},{"speaker":"Megan Goodwin","startTime":1798.21,"endTime":1802.5,"body":"better and then do better. 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