Tim:

Yeah, it's just taking a sweet time to come up and talk to you. It sounds like my penis, my dick, was dead. Hey, get out of our airspace.

Javier:

That's what I'm saying you know I got a. You know free Is it his praise song.

Tim:

Is that what that was?

Javier:

I was so confused. I'm going to go to the train, I'm going to throw a tomato at a white man and he's going to hate it.

Chad:

Keep going, keep going. Go, tell your father and tell your mother, you want to just tell it to him. Yes, yes, le Fonquet Panther, we got to start the show. I can find out, I bet.

Javier:

I can find out Before the theme ends. I doubt it.

Chad:

Oh, hello everyone, and welcome to the Bunky Panther coming to you from Fort Worth, texas. We have got a hell of a show for you here on episode 161. We're all back here in 2024 and things are going to change a little bit. So January 17th nailed it. Nice, well done. Sit back, relax. I tried to slow down to give you time. Sit back, relax and enjoy. Let's get into it. I'm Chad.

Tim:

I'm Javier and I'm Tim and we are the Funky.

Javier:

Panther, did I miss the memo today? Sorry, I'm sorry.

Tim:

Remember, remember, chad said we were changing.

Javier:

I have my sweaty balls are on special this week. My perfect sweaty balls. They have a nice nutty flavor.

Chad:

Hey, if you missed the first 30,. Go check out our YouTube channel. Subscribe to our YouTube. You can search for us at the Funky Panther. We do kind of spend 30 minutes before every episode to catch up on what we've been up to the past couple of weeks or past week. This time around we've, you know, last time we were quarters right before New Year, so it's been a little bit, but we're not going to get back into that shit. You got to go watch your YouTube channel.

Javier:

You got to go to YouTube and subscribe to our shit.

Chad:

I'm not going to force feed it down your throat, but it's really good, and right now we have an hour of things to talk about and it's not about us or our well being or what's going on in our personal lives.

Javier:

Cause we already talked about that. Shout out to everybody right now in the live stream. Thank you so much for joining us and thank you for being dedicated. Funky bunch, funky bunch, funky bunch.

Tim:

This is still the funky bunch. I think that's what we said. Yeah, cool, cool.

Javier:

So we are about eight days from our four year. Damn, we're about eight days, boy and man. Thank you for everyone that said for you. I mean, I can't believe it's been four years Time flies when you're having a swell time. Time flies, when it's mediocre and things are okay. Things are oh, and you're not sucking the dick of Fort Worth.

Chad:

So we have got. We seriously do have a lot of things to talk about. I mentioned to Tim this week. I was like man I, since you, have not been doing the news I don't know what's going on and people keep talking about these things on social media. I don't know what they're talking about. I don't anything about the cat William shit. I don't know anything about that. That Gypsy Rose girl from the show, which it's not the show, it's the real life version, but I saw the show. There's like so many things that are out there right now, that the Epstein shit. And then all the memes and the videos that Anthony's been sending with the who's, the who's, the wheelchair oh Steven.

Tim:

Stephen Hawking I want to go.

Javier:

I want to go. What's that from a bad friend? Somebody, stop me.

Tim:

Somebody stop me, somebody, stop me. What is that? Have you seen the song where he's like push me oh yeah, that one was fantastic.

Chad:

He's sitting there with a keyboard written in his lap. I had no idea that was Steven Hawking. I get some satisfaction. Fuck, it's so jacking.

Javier:

I want to go. I want to go.

Tim:

I want to go to the island.

Chad:

So we're going to catch up on shit like current events, news things, and we're going to talk through those things.

Javier:

There's a new UFO video.

Chad:

No On the group chat.

Tim:

Miami. I think that's what they're talking about.

Javier:

I'm going, going. But that's Kelly, never mind. There's this whole thing.

Tim:

There since I was brought up real quick. There was these videos that were circulating where all these cops showed up to like a mall in Miami. Oh, okay, and then people were saying they saw like 10 foot beans and all this other stuff.

Chad:

Beans.

Tim:

Beans.

Javier:

Like beans. I had this. I had the same.

Tim:

Holy look, I had the same issue on Lance.

Chad:

Look you on the top. Okay, I said I said being being but I can't G.

Tim:

I know.

Chad:

That's how it. Just that's how it sounds like your naked. Yeah, it just doesn't make sense. I say naked.

Tim:

I know you do, anyways, it makes perfect sense to me, anyway, naked beans.

Chad:

Somebody stop me. Naked beaners, they say naked beans naked beans.

Tim:

Listen here brother.

Javier:

The only naked beans I like here is naked.

Chad:

So this girl she um wow, that was incredibly racist. I don't know why you would say something like that, because.

Javier:

I'm Mexican.

Chad:

So what does that make you?

Javier:

I'm.

Chad:

Mexican Most of that video.

Javier:

Finally, I know, I think I know it was pretty funny. That's good shit. So this, uh, this, this is whoa.

Tim:

Go ahead. Sorry, this girl. Uh, she put in the coordinates to that mall, yeah. And then she's like well, what if I reverse them? And she reversed them and it was basically the center of Antarctica. So there's always been this theory that there's an alien race under the ice cap in Antarctica.

Javier:

Didn't you watch alien versus predator?

Tim:

And they got there through a portal and the portal was just on the other side.

Chad:

Things pronounced. That portal is in Miami.

Javier:

Yeah, I think it's pronounced chordle. Chordle.

Chad:

The chordle's in Miami.

Javier:

The chordle, my ball is Miami.

Chad:

Okay.

Tim:

Yeah Full of humans, so that that that supposedly have from the chat.

Chad:

So there's a. You got to look this up, javier. While Tim's going through the new stuff. Uh, herbie's been obsessed with this UFO video. Apparently it's an octopus video from Iraq.

Javier:

Is it? I don't know. It seems like it's a trap, yeah. I feel like it's going to be some kind of sex video thing, like blue waffle or something.

Chad:

Yeah, good luck with that.

Tim:

So, tim, where are we going to start? I want to start with one thing. So Texas school known for partying drinks, stadium dry beer, okay, so when you think of party schools in Texas, what, what, which ones come to your mind?

Chad:

Um, I mean, I think you TCU and UT, ut, ut, Okay, smu, supposed to be one of the biggest party schools of all time, though I thought SMU is one of them, smu, a UT TCU, tcu. No.

Tim:

So usually.

Chad:

No, come on.

Tim:

I mean, I think it's like the Southern street, like Austin, the sixth street, the place they have to go.

Javier:

Yeah, smu has um all that, uh fits you stuff, whatever they got going on.

Tim:

All right. So usually, what, what if? If there's a drinking list like top party schools or whatever in Texas, ut, austin, texas, tech, texas A&M's always usually on the list Texas uh, was it Tarleton, Not Tarleton? Uh, Texas state used to be one Texas state always ends up on the list as well and that's the school that drank a stadium dry beer.

Tim:

So they were in their first ever bowl game and they they play their game and they're doing great, and their side of the stadium ran out of beer, so then, naturally, they had to go over to the other side of the stadium to get more beer, and they drank all of that out as well, dude, that is ballerous shit.

Chad:

I don't did their team win. I don't think it really matters, as long as you're having a good time. They won the game 45 to 21. Hell, yeah, well done.

Tim:

Yeah, so it was at the Dallas first responders responders bowl. Um, but yeah, they drank the. They drank the stadium freaking dry Dude, that's crazy Is this real.

Chad:

That's like us at South by with a visit for oh yeah, we killed all that TX Like we need more TX because they finished the weekends lot in the day.

Javier:

That was wild man. That was a wild weekend, like there was so much weed going around and the mayor of Fort Worth was back there, just like not not smoking.

Chad:

We don't make this sound like me a pocket.

Javier:

I know you party girl.

Chad:

No, I don't know you party. I don't remember any weed, I just remember a lot of drinking, a lot, a lot of TX I'm coming A lot of TX.

Javier:

I mean I'm kidding, sorry, fuck, gross, Timothy Freudian, slip, I'm going to send you the video.

Tim:

Everybody. I can't pull it up, I don't have. I don't have it all set up, I don't have it.

Chad:

It won't be a video, you're just going to have to explain it, maybe.

Javier:

I can't explain it.

Tim:

The video has to be shown. No, we'll have to. We'll have to pull the video up later. I can't, I can't make that happen.

Javier:

Don't go on it. Anyways, yeah, it's crazy, it looks crazy.

Tim:

So it's not okay? Well, you tell us what it is.

Javier:

It's just an octopus.

Tim:

Let me describe it, let me see, let me see, oh, going over, going over in the sky.

Javier:

Yeah, here, hold on, let me get back to it, so it's a they call they call it. Is it Robotnik from Sonic Yep? That's who it is.

Chad:

They call them sky pusses.

Javier:

I don't think they do. Give me that sky, puss man.

Chad:

All right, now continue with the Texas state thing.

Tim:

Yeah, no, I'm done. I was just like it was it was incredible that they they literally drank a school. Texas state is a party school though it is, it is a straight up party school.

Javier:

We worked with a girl at Best Buy who went to Texas state and she would come in for like summer break.

Tim:

Yeah, that's great, so work at Best.

Javier:

Buy and she'd tell us about all the cool parties. I want her to tell me if that's real.

Chad:

So in Iraq apparently there is a zoomed in video of a jellyfish UFO. This is a zoomed in video of the jellyfish UFO that Corbel posted. I noticed it was zoomed. I don't give a fuck about the story.

Javier:

I do feel like it looks like a bag.

Chad:

It does. It looks like a. You know, like that video Was it American, American?

Javier:

beauty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the most beautiful thing.

Chad:

It looks like that. It looks like a floating bag.

Tim:

Let me find the zoomed out video, because, yeah, I'd like to see another version of that, but Alright, so you were talking about, like now, kind of wanting to know the new stuff, and you saw, you watched the thing about Gypsy Rose Blanchard, yeah.

Chad:

So I had to. I had to Google who it was, because I saw, you know how, every month what is? I think it started last year. It's like every month there's like three big memes or newsworthy, worthy things, that kind of hit, and this month it was like 2024 already has like all this dozen different things. And I didn't even know who the girl was in this picture with this dude. I'm like how is this noteworthy? Yeah, and that it's Gypsy Rose.

Tim:

Alright, so I'm gonna give you kind of a synopsis of what happened. Okay, so Gypsy Rose Blanchard was a victim of Munchhausen Syndrome by proxy Right. So that's where somebody makes you sick, I understand.

Chad:

I saw this show, so you ever see the show. Yeah, it was a great show.

Tim:

I don't know They've got so many out there.

Chad:

There's like a biopic about it and I want to say, um, I forget who the mother was biopic, biopic.

Tim:

Yeah, she came out and said she wanted the person who played eleven to play her character.

Javier:

Millie Bobby Brown. Yeah, but that apparently she said man fuck Joey King I want Millie Bobby Brown.

Tim:

Yeah, so anyways. So she was abused by it's usually abused by a caretaker whenever it's munch-outs and syndrome by proxies Dude.

Tim:

That documentary is fucking nuts, like the shit that she made her daughter, so I'm gonna get into that yeah, her mother, didi Blanchard, forced her to use a wheelchair, a feeding tube and undergo numerous Medical procedures that she did not need. They said she had cancer, got all these cancer treatments, shaved her head, made it where she couldn't walk, said her she had intellectual you know deficits and all that other stuff. Right, and so they do all this stuff anyways. So, and she keeps her isolated from the outside world, right, but that's old news, all of this is all news.

Tim:

So at one point I know I'm just, I'm just kind of painting the picture of like who this person is. I okay, now what people don't realize. Her mother was also doing this for financial gain. Right, because keep them sick, you get like the go fund me you get all the free trip.

Chad:

Yeah, all that stuff.

Tim:

Make a wish thing, yeah all that shit happens right, People feel sorry for you. Government funding things like that. It's pretty dark. At one point she tried to run away and then her mom changed her to like the radiator for like two weeks.

Tim:

Yeah and went out. Right. So gypsy meets his guy named Nicholas. I Go John or whatever, good, yeah, go John. Right online, boyfriend, and they plan to escape from mother's control. They decide to kill DD and and fled to Wisconsin, right? So gypsy got like. She only had to serve eight years and then she got out on good behavior for being a model. It's, you know, prison, citizen, citizen and all those other stuff.

Javier:

I don't think she should have gone to prison, right.

Tim:

Okay, I kind of I kind of feel you on that one too, right, maybe kind of like that, those affluenza cases where it's like, yeah, probation, ten years probation. Her boyfriend who did the killing Life without parole, oh, like he's never gonna get out, they're not together anymore either.

Javier:

Yeah, she's remarried.

Tim:

Yeah, so she married this guy While she was in prison like the prison pin pal thing. What? Yeah, so there's this dude that like started riding her because of the prison pin pal stuff right, by the way, is a whole other thing we need to talk about have you seen the ones from like Idaho?

Javier:

Yeah, I've seen like the. It's crazy dude. Yeah so you get the show up on tiktok and videos like the actual prison pen and like it'll be some like really attractive chick In prison. I'm here. I'm a cholo, I did. I'm seven to ten here. I just want some companionship, like it's yeah.

Tim:

Straight up and I'm like, huh, now I get it. I kind of get like it's like alright, cool, you, so you start talking to them, whatever, and you end up anyways. So she marries this guy, and now she's. She's living with her father, rod Blanchard, and his wife, christine Louisiana, but she's in, or she's engaged to, a man named kin. I guess that the only they've gotten married yet.

Javier:

Is he can of I.

Tim:

Think he is, I am enough.

Javier:

We are all kind of true.

Tim:

So she plans to pursue a career in cosmetology and advocate for victims abuse. So one thing that she has come out and said is that, like she was on the view and One of the ladies from the view was like you did the right thing, blah, blah, she's like no, killing somebody is never the right thing. Like I should never have done this. There was other ways, whatever. So she like she's smarter?

Tim:

Yeah, she knows, and she's smarter than what she seems, right, but my favorite thing that that has happened yet is that this guy got so her, her boyfriend. They figured out her, hey it was Instagram. Yeah, and so people started like making all these like really fucked up comments and shit like that to him and Her actual new boyfriend or whatever.

Chad:

Okay so.

Tim:

I'm gonna try to let me see if I can find the comment that she, that she said.

Chad:

while you're doing that, I figured out the name of the show on Hulu. It's called the act.

Javier:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, with the joke you mentioned. And then Patricia Arquette yeah, yeah.

Tim:

That was actually a really good show yeah it was really well put together.

Chad:

So I knew the story, but I didn't realize the fact. Okay, so they did get married. They have been married, okay.

Tim:

Okay, I'm trying to, all right. So she clapped back. So all these people were like saying all sorts of shit, right, mm-hmm? And she says she says, ryan, don't listen to the haters. I love you and you love me. We do not owe anyone anything. Our family is who matters. If you get likes and good comments, great. If you get hate, then whatever, because they don't matter, I love you. Besides, they jealous Because you are rocking my world every night. Yeah, I said it, the D is fire, happy wife, happy life. Jesus Christ, the day is good. So my question is is how long until she has an only fans?

Javier:

You want to see the people that she's following on Instagram if she's following she's following Michelle.

Chad:

Obama, my least iris.

Javier:

No a Cyrus will Smith. These are the people that are following her. Following her okay all the news, fucking people or no, she's that, she's following. Sorry, she's following.

Chad:

Okay, who's following her? I don't care, she's, she's falling.

Javier:

One million people follow her.

Tim:

No 8.1 million dude she's gonna get. I mean, obviously with the movies and stuff like that she's gonna have to. They're gonna buy rides to her a point.

Chad:

Well, she already made money off the act right in there. I'm sure that you're right. There be movies and then obviously just social media alone, 8.1 million is an income.

Javier:

Andrew Schultz, the comedian, follows her. You know Some of the you follower. I don't follow her, I don't follow her. So she's got a the freebie guy, christie's friend the freebie guy follows her.

Tim:

She's got a, an ebook titled released conversations on the eve of freedom, in which she reflects on her past and future. Dude, I mean honestly, I'm gonna come out and say, like she is gonna be set up for life, she's gonna have a show.

Javier:

She's got a yeah, the prison confessions of Gypsy Rose Blanchard on lifetime. That's gonna come out or that's already she's fine, she's gonna be Christie. I wish he was my friend.

Tim:

But her boyfriend's like sitting there or ex-boyfriend is like in prison for life. That kind of sucks.

Chad:

Yeah, I mean he'll be, probably won't go for life.

Tim:

No, no, no. It's not parole without parole. Oh, is it?

Javier:

Yeah, I'm sure he can like contested right, apparently from the chat he's, he's got.

Chad:

He's on the spectrum as well.

Tim:

Yeah, yeah, they both were they. They both were kind of you know off and you can tell like Gypsy's just a little bit, like Just a little off. She's you know the way she talks and says things and whatever, but she seems like she's a fairy.

Chad:

Yeah, she was drugged and all this shit, like, of course, I don't think.

Tim:

Yeah, I don't think she'll ever yeah, I don't think your brain can ever recover from that.

Javier:

Yeah, no, I mean that's your, your, your brain's wired. Yeah you're gonna have that trauma for the rest of your life. So I mean it really sucks. It sucks that she had to go through all that. It sucks that, of course, the murders happen and she had to go to prison. It's great that she's out now and she can live her life the way she wants you what she ought to do?

Tim:

What she ought to do is start a only fans Mm-hmm, but don't do anything. Like you know, prob talk at a conversation. Just have like a don't even you make it seem like it's gonna be like you're gonna see something Right, and so all these people like, because morbid curiosity, mm-hmm, they all pay for it and then they get on there. It's just like her like just like bad.

Javier:

I got you.

Tim:

Yeah, oh yeah, yeah, just like bad baby you did.

Chad:

Oh yeah, fuck. Yeah, I didn't do anything bad. Yeah, like, yeah, like, I mean, I didn't pay for it. I assumed she would have do something.

Tim:

No, I was only got on Reddit. I was. I was talking to Jesse about that.

Chad:

You're not making so many better. I didn't go, just pay for it. Searched it deep until I found what I didn't want to see.

Tim:

Just Jesse and I were talking about this last night, right, because I brought I brought the bad baby thing. Yeah, I brought up gypsy rose. Like when is she gonna actually do an only fans Right? Just joking, because I mean it seems like it would be a money grab. She would make millions, I guarantee it certainly because people are. Pervert up right but you know, bad baby did the same thing. She knew like all these dudes were like wait until she turned 18, which is kind of gross. That's kind of gross.

Tim:

That's gross, right there baby wait until she turns 18 poppy? No, I don't like any of this. And then, and then she does her only fans, right, yeah? And then the whole thing was like people like flooded in there, paid the whatever it was like 20 bucks or 40 bucks or however much it was millions of dollars, didn't she basically, over night, broke the?

Tim:

record actually that's great Literally all she I mean all they were all she was posting was stuff like you could see on like Maxim or whatever. It wasn't anything like yeah, that racy right.

Javier:

They did an interview with her. They're like she knows exactly what she was doing, like what do you say to the people that like as soon as you created it when you turn 18? And like subscribed and she's like?

Chad:

they belong in jail, yeah.

Tim:

Yeah, I mean she, she knew she was doing and Dude, that's another person that capitalized hell yeah capitalized in the perversion of men. Well, she capitalized on like a shitty situation. Well, she was a shitty person seemed like.

Chad:

Shitty situation. She created a shit situation you could think dr Phil, she was on dr Phil for being a little bitch.

Javier:

Yeah, just being a little bitch, that one I mean realistically.

Chad:

Yeah, she was being a little bitch, a little bitch she's such a little I say straight to her face, to I'd be like I say.

Tim:

I say you climb up in a tree. You want to hear that story.

Chad:

Hey, oh, hold on.

Tim:

Yeah, I said, I said Got the space All right, so you want to know about Jeff Epstein, now old Jeffy.

Chad:

I have.

Tim:

Jeffery, but yeah, jeffrey Epstein, oh.

Chad:

Jeff, have you seen the? Have you seen?

Tim:

the Conan Podcast that's been going around, where it's like I don't know who the guy is. It that's in there with oh yeah. Jeff Epstein.

Javier:

He's like yeah, you mean the.

Tim:

The financier. Yeah, yeah, yeah, jeff, jeff Epstein, he's like. Yeah, I was like yeah. Jeffrey Epstein yeah, I've never known him to do anything bad, you know. And Conan, this guy having this kind of it's it, dude, it's fucking hilarious, all right, so.

Chad:

There's. All I know is there's a list that was released, right? Yeah, so there's a bunch of files, was it?

Javier:

an actual list.

Tim:

Yeah, there's a flight manifest and his Jimmy Kimmel on it? No, I don't think so according to Aaron Rodgers.

Javier:

Oh, aaron, dumb, dumb Rodgers, jimmy Kimmel, I want to look, aaron.

Tim:

Rodgers sees the man, the, the man in the hat.

Chad:

Yeah, like Aaron Rodgers I like that guy but he's a little crazy.

Javier:

All right.

Tim:

So I'm gonna give you kind of overview of the Jeffrey Epstein saying that happens. So the files are part of a civil defamation lawsuit filed in 2015 by Virginia. Is it guffrey?

Tim:

Yeah okay, virginia guffrey, who accused Ghislaine Maxwell of enabling her abuse by Epstein. A Federal judge ruled in December of 2023 that the names of more than a hundred people connected to Epstein, including business associates, accusers and Others, should be unsealed. So the first batch of documents containing 40 exhibits and hundreds of pages was released on January 3rd 2024. The second batch was released on January 4th and the third batch on January 5th. More documents are expected to be released on a rolling basis. Okay, wow, alright. So the documents include the names of some well-known figures, such as Prince Andrew, bill Clinton and Donald Trump, but do not contain any new allegations or evidence of wrongdoing by them. However, one of the accusers has said that Prince Andrew did some shit.

Chad:

Yeah, that was on the docuseries and they're, they're refusing.

Tim:

So the from my understanding, the police are refusing to investigate that. They're like we ain't touching that shit. It's bullshit. Powerful people get away with lots of things right.

Chad:

Yeah.

Tim:

So documents are also includes deposition transcripts, emails, flight logs and other records related to Epstein's activities. In context, the documents reveal some details about Epstein's lifestyle, such as preference for young girls, his use of private jets and islands, and his connections to powerful people and organizations. Documents also shed light on the experience of some Epstein's victims, such as their recruitment, grooming, abuse and trauma. Now here's where it gets weird. So Stephen Hawking, as we alluded earlier, and they said on bad friends somebody suck me. Stephen wanted to go to the island.

Javier:

Yeah, of course you did. I want to go. We're gonna have that soundboard.

Chad:

Hey me, I want to go and he so he want to go.

Tim:

He went to the island. One of the rumors that was going around was Stephen had a kink. Now this was allegedly allegedly and they're saying that it's not true, but allegedly he had this kink when he liked little people, unclothed, having to do complex equations on a blackboard while he watched. That was the rumor going around and they've said that that's not true. They haven't said that he's done anything either, but then there's also been the rumor that he participated in a large orgy.

Chad:

What the fuck is he gonna do? What's he gonna do? Touch me.

Javier:

Please touch me and then just push me to like and get satisfaction.

Tim:

Yeah, so Wow.

Javier:

Catch the group chat. Can't they go back and read his computer?

Chad:

That's just gotta be logged right, Good Lord.

Javier:

And then he always says delayed release gives those on the list a head start. Dude this is what I think about the list. This is how I feel and I think the thing that gets mixed up in everything David Copperfield's on the list yeah, I saw that. That's crazy.

Tim:

Like the man who made the Eiffel Tower disappear.

Chad:

I think, right, yeah, you think he'd be able to pick his name off of a list. Like that should disappear, Make it exist magic man, it's gone.

Tim:

What were you gonna say?

Javier:

This is what I feel. I feel like the right is like oh, these other? Clinton is on the list and all these other? Yes, of course, that motherfucker's on the list. These guys, they should have to, like, fucking go to jail and pay for their fucking crimes. But if you're gonna involve those guys, involve everyone else. Well, barack Obama's on the list.

Tim:

Is if he's on the list. Michelle Obama's on the list.

Chad:

Oh yeah, Barack and Michelle are both on the list.

Javier:

Is it Like? Are they on the?

Tim:

list On the flight manifest. Yeah, but they're not see. That's the thing is. Like they he, so Epstein, used the aircraft to do all sorts of stuff Like not just, oh, like fly people. Yeah, just fly people yeah just but yeah, exactly, so like it doesn't have to be the island right. So, like Robert Kennedy Jr is on the flight manifest, but he's like so it's just all politicians.

Tim:

There's a lot of politicians. There's a lot of celebrities. I think, yeah, there's a shit ton of random people that are on this on these lists, right. So, like Chris Tucker's on the list, really, yeah, chris Tucker's on the list.

Chad:

I wanna know who went the island. I don't wanna, I don't give a fuck, I don't give a shit where he took to like Nebraska yeah.

Tim:

So that was the whole thing is like people were like people started flipping out because RFK Jr is trying to run for president, right, right. And so they're like, well, you're on this flight list. And he's like, yeah, but here's how it went down.

Javier:

Here's how it went down. He offered the whole. I had sex with kids, right.

Tim:

No.

Javier:

And then I allegedly I gotta say allegedly he can't sue me, he yeah.

Tim:

I think he can. Can't sue me, robert, if Kenneth no, but he. So they flew him and his family to Florida for Christmas, like they were traveling to Florida and he was like, well, here, just take the private jet. I mean, yeah, and stuff like that.

Chad:

Right, if I had enough money to have a private jet, I would utilize that to fly around famous and rich people, because that would make me look good. However, none of that fucking matters unless truly, I would assume, unless they went to the island where all the debauchery happened, right Like that's what matters.

Javier:

You mean the molestation and the rape? Very likely right yeah, allegedly.

Chad:

Allegedly. Gotta say allegedly, but more than likely.

Tim:

Well, here it gets even weirder Is that, like I guess, disney sent kids to the island.

Chad:

Like they utilized. There was like a cruise right and they stopped on the island. Yeah, I think that's right too.

Javier:

I'm sure, look, I'm never gonna understand what happened, what's going on. There are things that we're never gonna know. There are things that they've said that they have video of, like Prince Andrew and Bill Clinton involved in like these sex acts. If that's true, then let it fucking loose. Let it out. Tell the people, tell the world, alert the world.

Tim:

What should be like the whole Nelly thing, but Just people getting peed on.

Javier:

R Kelly. I mean R Kelly, not Nelly. I'm sorry you don't take Nelly's fucking name out of your mouth.

Chad:

R Kelly Put some respect on Nelly's name. Uh oh, all right, unless you've got some country type grammar.

Javier:

You just got that country, grammar baby. Uh, uh, uh uh.

Chad:

I don't know. I think it's all pretty bizarre. Obviously right, but I will say that I've absolutely loved all the Stephen Hawking memes. Me too, in videos, especially the one with the Simpsons where he takes Lisa and flies her away. Have you seen that, like Stephen Hawking, like there's a Simpsons episode?

Javier:

Oh yeah, he saves her right.

Chad:

Yeah, he saves her, but he like grabs her, puts her on his lap and flies away and it's like Jeff Riebstin or Stephen Hawking heading to the island or something.

Javier:

I ain't taking you to the island, president Clinton, kevin.

Tim:

Spacey, chris Tucker, jeff Epstein, oh, kevin Spacey.

Javier:

of course he's a fucking dirtbag. He's a fucking dirtbag.

Tim:

Prince Andrew Dirtbag. Yeah, Indie Taylor, Sarah Kellan Glenn, I mean there's what drives me nuts Bill and Hillary Clinton.

Chad:

There's gotta be information, right Like there's gotta be something out there. We're not a stupid society to know that all of these like what happened between all of these rich and famous and things right, and yes, money covers things up, but at what point? At some point.

Tim:

There's not gonna be enough money. No, dude, Michael.

Chad:

Jackson. Well, of course, michael Jackson, you went to the island. If Michael Jackson flew to an island, that's the first thing I would assume would happen, like the investigation should have started as soon as Michael Jackson set foot on that island.

Tim:

So like, yes, we see that Michael Jackson went to this island and this manifest guilty.

Chad:

Yeah, we know exactly what he's doing.

Javier:

Like you know that list. If it had Michael Jackson's name, then yes.

Tim:

Right to my point. Yeah, what's weird is Michael Jackson was faking his all out with his voice.

Javier:

Yeah.

Tim:

Yeah, that throws me off and I didn't know this. Did you remember that video game that Michael Jackson was in?

Javier:

Bad. There was like a fighting game.

Tim:

Like he uses his real voice yeah, he uses his real voice, which is it's not as deep as you know, but it's much lower than.

Chad:

Have you all seen Paris Hilton do her real voice without being?

Javier:

Dude? Is it just me or, like I find?

Chad:

Paris. Hilton more attractive now as older and as a mother. Well, there was a time Like damn.

Tim:

There was a movie, there was a certain movie that came out.

Chad:

There was a certain movie that came out.

Tim:

Did we?

Javier:

watch that in your apartment.

Chad:

Yeah, we did. I think that was the first Friendsgiving. I was like, wow, she is fine as hell, but that voice drives me nuts. Her normal voice is actually all right. I haven't heard her normal voice.

Tim:

It's normal, it's great, it's not like that little bitchy maugrel voice Valley girl and she's supposed to be like really smart too right Like she's got like degrees and yeah, she's a business woman Like.

Chad:

She has this persona Like a lot of famous people do. You played a fucking Bimbo to the tee, though. Yeah, but I mean I didn't say that. I think she's been smart forever.

Javier:

No, no, no no.

Tim:

She played like, okay, what was that movie? House of Wax, house of Wax, you see that movie, that horror movie.

Chad:

No, I don't think so.

Tim:

No, she played a Bimbo in that one.

Chad:

I can say the word Bimbo so much the whole. I feel like you're an old man. That Bimbo how do you say this Bimbo in this?

Tim:

movie. What was that show she had?

Javier:

The Serial Life.

Chad:

Yeah, I mean, is that the one with her and that other chick?

Javier:

Nicky and Nicole Richie. That's it. That's it, Nicole Richie. Yeah, they were like besties.

Chad:

Don't they hate each other now or something?

Javier:

I don't know, but I think like looking at Parasiltan now as a mother and like an adult cause she's like in her 40s, it's like she hasn't aged, though I think that that helps.

Chad:

She has not aged. She is 40 something years old and she still looks the same as she did in her mid 20s.

Javier:

I think she's a fantastic pretty lady who is gonna rule an empire.

Chad:

She already does.

Javier:

From Conrad Hilton's hotels. I think she's.

Chad:

She's doing it yeah.

Javier:

Yeah, whatever, that's just that.

Chad:

Her other enterprises herself.

Javier:

It's like I'm looking at the group chat Youth Equals Money it's like the Cristiano Ronaldo who plays for Portugal and he played for Manchester United Like dog ugly, like when he first started playing on the menu, and then he just like he's not I think Diana was saying like he's not pretty, he's just rich. Tom Brady though.

Chad:

Have you seen Tom Brady, Bro? The evolution of Tom Brady to now. That's crazy.

Javier:

He looked like a farmer, dan, like during the draft. Do you remember when LeBron didn't have any hair.

Chad:

He had hair and then he didn't. He was falling out and then it came back. That's crazy, bro. Like you got money, it doesn't matter hey look, logic had a hair plant plugs done.

Javier:

I think if you have the money, then go out.

Chad:

I think there's nothing wrong with you.

Javier:

Hey, respect man. If it makes you feel better, then fucking do it.

Chad:

It's about 10 grand for that Shit. That price comes down. I'm not looking 10 grand, I mean why not?

Javier:

I mean I need that penis reduction surgery because man it just hurts my back Like so much.

Tim:

Pew, pew, pew.

Javier:

No, come on, Don't leave me silent here.

Chad:

I feel like what was the next thing on the list?

Tim:

I did want to bring up something. How uncomfortable does that make you?

Chad:

Very uncomfortable, then that's the point. Stop saying stupid shit, oh my God.

Tim:

So, moving away from the heavy shit that we just talked about, right Her?

Javier:

Huey, how have you lived with your legs?

Tim:

So did you hear about? You know that they have that Boy Meets World?

Javier:

podcast thing yeah.

Tim:

And you know that Savage doesn't want anything to do with it.

Javier:

Yeah, he ghosted them.

Tim:

Yeah, so they just came out and was talking about this. It was just like one day. He just stopped and the guy who played his brother what's his name? Wilfredo? Yeah, he basically sent. We got a buzz. Yeah, Let me turn that down. He sent, is it Ben Savage? Ben?

Javier:

Savage.

Chad:

Yeah.

Tim:

I always get Ben and Fred mixed up. Ben Savage, he was like send him text messages like 21. What's up? Hey, what's going on.

Javier:

Can you do?

Tim:

something for me 21 Savage, yeah, 21 Savage 21.

Javier:

21.

Tim:

Yeah. So he kept like texting them and everything and calling them and he finally was like, look, I'm going to call you every single day until you answer. And he called him every single day For a month. For a month. And his wife was finally like hey, just give it up, he's not going to talk to you, whatever. So he's running for Congress in California.

Javier:

Yeah, he's trying to take a Democrat seat.

Tim:

Really. Yeah, he's running for Congress, so it's almost like he you're talking boy, yeah, boy.

Chad:

Boy from Boy's means world, boy means world. He's running for Congress. Listen to.

Tim:

Mr Matthews, what's crazy about the whole situation is that whenever this podcast was being talked about, they hadn't even started yet they got his blessing. He was like sure, if that's what you want to do Well they wanted him to be a part of it. But he was like I don't want to be a part of any of that, I don't want any of that, and I wonder if he was just trying to separate himself from that altogether because he had to have known he's wanting to pursue his political career.

Tim:

Right this was a couple of years ago whenever this went out, but let me ask you this If you were going to run for Congress right now, are you giving up this podcast?

Chad:

100% OK, but are you going to In fact, I'm going to pay you both to delete every episode.

Javier:

We've had this conversation. We can none of us can run for office, but if I did, no, no, no, no, no, no, realistically, because there's people that prove that it doesn't matter what you do in life.

Chad:

You can still run for office. Right. Oh yeah, you're right. I will just do my best to delete my past, yeah.

Tim:

If I was going to. Truly, are you going to pay one of those people to scrub your history Like scrub?

Chad:

everything, 100%. Yeah, I mean Facebook gone, instagram.

Javier:

No, instagram's fine, I think my Instagram Do y'all still go back whenever you get those memories on Facebook. Delete posts? No, because I delete a lot of posts.

Tim:

Dude. I have been banned from Facebook at least three times now.

Javier:

Yeah.

Tim:

Or two times, and I've started my Facebook over and so I don't have any memories past.

Javier:

Easy there, boogaloo Boy I mean, like you know.

Tim:

This was pre any of that stuff, though. Like I deleted my Facebook after I got divorced, I just like completely wiped it completely. You know what I?

Chad:

wish I could do. And I don't know if Facebook has this as a function, but I wish I could you know how, like most things have like archived this after six months. I wish my Facebook could archive after a month, you know, like just keep up the things that are recent and then get rid of everything else, yeah, yeah Because there's some shit that I posted in college and I'm like, who gives a shit? But it's so deep in there like I don't care.

Tim:

No one else cares, unless someone did die, someone like fucking dies down in that Jesse was talking about that like she'll have these random memory show up on our phone or Facebook or whatever and it'll be like watching, you know, america's Got Talent.

Chad:

And then you know some bullshit like that. We updated every piece of our life when social media first came out because we thought everyone we stopped using AIM and we wanted people to know what we were up to, so we posted everything on Twitter. It feels like such a boomer thing, though now it is it is I used this software that would post to Four Square. Remember Four Square?

Javier:

Yes. It posted to Four Square, oh yeah.

Chad:

Facebook and Instagram. It would update all the social media, all at once and so I would just do that, and I remember I was going to A&M.

Tim:

Isn't it like that program that Ryan from the office tried to make, like something like Wolf, oh yeah, wolf, yeah, you're right, and he hits it in like all of the bells and shit go off.

Chad:

Yeah, but no, that actually existed and I had this person. I was at this bar and she's like oh, I follow you on Facebook. Why do you always say you're in Fort Worth Because part of it was Four Square? Had to pick your location and Facebook didn't used to go fuck where you were and so you posted everywhere and everyone's like why are you saying you're in Fort Worth every time? And it was because you posted multiple places. I don't know whatever.

Chad:

But yeah, I agree, that's funny Looking back. I want a function where I just archive that shit.

Tim:

Dude, I'm going to be honest with you. It feels good that I don't have that.

Javier:

Good.

Tim:

Like it feels good that I don't have those random memories of like shit from my past popping up.

Javier:

You know I want to run down the group chat real quick. Huey says to Pango we'll bring in the votes, 100% agree. Corey agrees. Also, vanya deletes posts. Let's see, she goes back and says what the fuck was I thinking? I do the same thing too. I'm always like, oh, I get like a little cringy, feels fucking weird. Gladys said saw my emo skater photo for my first year at UTA. That's hilarious. I think all of us has that one emo fucking picture, don't we?

Chad:

I have a ton yeah. Yeah, Can we talk about just one? Yeah, you were in. I always think about that stupid one that got posted on that list on Buzzfeed or whatever it was oh the one my with you in front of the mirror, like with a sidekick.

Javier:

Look at me.

Chad:

I don't have my shirt on.

Javier:

No, I did have a shirt on.

Chad:

I don't have a shirt on. I had a shirt on. You had plenty of pictures without a shirt on. I do have real proud of yourself. I'm going to post one tonight.

Javier:

You probably should I'm going to post one from like two three years ago and I was nice and fit Very embarrassing Herbie on Twitter. If you follow Herbie you get a lot of his tweets. I have 93,000 tweets and I can't imagine what was on there a long time ago, holy shit. Same thing. I just like seeing stuff I posted of the kids now. Oh, that's good, that's you know, it's really sweet.

Javier:

I love when Facebook reminds me of my ex-wives. Thanks, facebook. Oh, that's the same thing too. Going back and like getting those. It's like, um, if you're on, what's that one with the dinosaur Time, hop Like it'll. Whenever, like, valentine's Day is approaching, there's like hey, we want to know if you want to like not see these your exes might be in these and they give you the option to look at it. Time hop does that.

Tim:

Is that is time up still?

Javier:

with it, I guess I don't know, I haven't gotten on time hopping in forever. That one from Huey, though, was hilarious.

Tim:

Yeah, I do want to bring this up since, since you know we're talking about. We're talking about our friend Huey. He likes to send us things and this is a completely off topic, but I think it's a, it's a point of discussion. So coconuts they're, they're covered in hair and they have milk, so therefore they're a mammal.

Chad:

Where's, where's the nipple?

Javier:

Oh, it's at the, those three holes.

Chad:

There's three whole.

Tim:

Yeah, they're inverted man.

Chad:

If I was to suck on the holes, would milk come out?

Javier:

I got three holes. You want to?

Chad:

Some. Some news announcers said that on some oh yeah, that recently.

Javier:

Yeah, she was a woman. She's like I got nipples.

Chad:

Greg, you want to milk me? And it looked like the basketball player. I think it was basketball player next to her. Had never heard that he looks at her like what the f? It was Carissa.

Javier:

Thompson. It was Carissa Thompson. Google Carissa Thompson or get on Reddit and get on. That was gold. That was fine, it was hilarious.

Chad:

I don't know what y'all think. I think I mean I, I understand the concept.

Javier:

Yes, hair milk, it's, it's a coconut's testicles or, I'm sorry, it's a, it's a it's a palm tree's testicles, because they have the coconut.

Chad:

You know, it's a nut. Yeah, yeah, it's a nut, and it's also a seed.

Javier:

Yeah, and then that big branched stem trunk is like a long dong.

Tim:

Long dong, long dong, long plant dong, so also oh the leaves are the pubes.

Javier:

There you go, boom.

Tim:

There we go, man roasted Huey also sent me this about hot dogs aren't sandwiched, yeah.

Chad:

Don't bring that up yet. I want to bring it up on the computer and we don't have a picture up yet. All right, well, we'll bring that up later, because I think that's worth an entire dialogue.

Tim:

And I'm looking at it and it makes sense. It does I. I appreciate it this will be. This will be the reference from here on out.

Chad:

Yeah, we're going to. We're going to bring up this picture on their next episode from our man Huey, where we've talked about our hot dog sandwiches, Right.

Javier:

The hot dog taco sandwich, taco Right In fact, that was a.

Tim:

That was a question. We asked a lot of our guests.

Javier:

Right, this isn't like at a arts gogle. I ask people.

Chad:

What is it? The box diagram? Is that what it's called, or yeah, so it's like the box diagram. It kind of identifies types of foods and how they relate, based off of their shape, and I think it's it's kind of genius, but I also have questions about it that we can bring up next time.

Tim:

Okay, yeah, so we'll. We'll say that for next next episode.

Chad:

Okay, so we've got Gypsy Rose Epstein. What other news items do we need to talk about?

Tim:

So there was there was a few things that were that were shared, that weren't really real, right Okay?

Tim:

Let me let me pull that back up here. So one of the all right, here we go. So the Stephen Hawking thing there was a claim. So court documents connected to a lawsuit involving financier Jeffrey Epstein that were released this week included details about theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking's basically his, his kinks. Yeah, and accusations accusations about a sexual encounter with late night host Jimmy Kimmel. So it's not true. Okay, stephen Hawking did go to the island. Yeah, that is true, that is true. But the whole like sex thing with like little people writing on blackboards.

Chad:

I mean honestly, will we ever really know?

Tim:

No, we won't, and I like to think that that actually is true, because that's a funny image, right? Yeah, well, yeah, all right. So, have you heard the claim about? As of January 2024, t-mobile is going to find individual consumers for texting about topics that fall under the categories of sex, hate, alcohol, firearms or tobacco?

Chad:

What?

Tim:

No, I've never heard anything about that, so there, was a thing going around social media, and it's not completely baseless, right, there is a little bit to it. The facts is that a new T-Mobile policy aimed at curbing mass marketing texts that don't meet industry standards is being misrepresented on social media as an effort to censor the messages of everyday people. So of course, people saw that and were like, oh, they're trying to. They're trying to censor my rights to free speech and take my rights. Take my rights.

Chad:

Yeah.

Tim:

So yeah, you don't have to worry about that. So that's good to know, that is good to know. I was concerned because switching myself over to T-Mobile I haven't yet. Actually I was thinking about Mint Mobile.

Chad:

Yeah, so I think these are. Crystal just started with Mint and they said it was like $160 for the year.

Tim:

Yeah, I looked at it and yeah, it was going to be like dirt cheap with. I was reading a little bit more into it. So it's unlimited, right, yeah, but then they throttle you a little bit yeah.

Chad:

So that's the deal. When you get into those type of lower tier companies, you don't have the speeds all the time.

Tim:

How dare you speak of Ryan Reynolds that way?

Chad:

No, he's the man that I love, but when you get into your Cricket, your Mint Mobile.

Tim:

And submit Moubles on a T-Mobile network.

Chad:

Crickets on AT&T, which probably a little bit better, however, I don't know. Yeah, you're going to lose some of that service. You're paying for what you're paying for.

Tim:

Let me ask you are you getting what you're paying for? Are you needing that high speed on your phone?

Chad:

Dude, you don't need it until you think you don't.

Javier:

True, because when I'm on Wi-Fi and it's like getting really shitty, I'll jump on my network and I rely on that fast speed.

Chad:

Yeah, you have no idea until you really need something and it's throttled and you're like I really just want to pull up this video and it's like Jesus, I feel like I'm in Jack's bro all the time. I don't know how bad it throttles.

Tim:

Bad.

Chad:

Yeah, yeah. Let's just say, for example, you're probably at 60 or 70 gigawatts per second. I think is what it is. Yeah 1.21 gigawatts. Yeah, it'll come down to like 3 to 5 or something like that, essentially like DSL speed Like you're going down, you're going from broadband to DSL, like you're jumping down pretty drastically.

Tim:

That seems terrible.

Chad:

Yeah, it's not great. Yeah, I don't like that yeah but who knows, you might not ever really use that much. If you're on Wi-Fi and shit, you might not need it?

Tim:

I don't know. I'm 24 seven. Hardly ever on Wi-Fi, though, so I probably do need it. Well, I'm only on.

Javier:

Wi-Fi because my phone's connected, my Hulu's connected to the Chromecast at work and I have that going on in the background. You don't have internet at work? No, we do, we have internet.

Tim:

Wi-Fi.

Javier:

But I get on the Wi-Fi for that reason.

Tim:

Oh, so you can have the Chromecast yeah.

Javier:

Because we have Charter or we have Spectrum. But Spectrum TV is such ass, right, the HG is such ass that my Hulu on the phone is a better picture.

Chad:

So I'll have.

Javier:

ESPN running in the background, or you know.

Tim:

Moly. I mean I will say this some fucking high. I'm checking my speed right now. That's high speed. Yeah, we know that's high speed yeah.

Chad:

All right. What the fuck were we talking about?

Tim:

internet.

Chad:

I don't know man Moving on.

Javier:

Hey, let's talk about what happened yesterday in Fort Worth yeah.

Tim:

I think that was one bit of news that you wanted to bring up.

Chad:

Yeah, I mean it sucks that it happened, but so Javier sent it in our group.

Tim:

Yeah, there was a terrorist attack?

Chad:

No, there was not. There was a gas explosion.

Tim:

There was aliens.

Chad:

At the Missoumi, not at Missoumi right, it was at the hotel, but I mean Missoumi is all the same right. Which is interesting because I was just at that bar like three or four weeks ago watching.

Tim:

Cowboys game. Javier had to take a shit. He blew that place up, yep.

Chad:

It's pretty rough. What was it? 11 people, yeah, no, 20, 21 actually 21. 21 people injured. 21 people injured.

Javier:

But, no one died, which is nice. No one died. Yeah, they had so, missoumi. Did they find that person that was missing? Yeah, they found both of them.

Tim:

There was two people that were on a count of four from the hotel. So Missoumi released a thing saying like basically you know, thank God this we weren't open for dinner, or anything, man, that would have been a fucking disaster. There was only three people in the restaurant working at the time that it happened, and so those three people did get injured, yeah.

Chad:

One of those guys was our bartender. Like he was like this long haired Hispanic dude.

Tim:

Really nice.

Chad:

But I saw him in like the pictures. Yeah, was it the fire department pictures.

Tim:

Yeah.

Chad:

God yeah.

Tim:

That shit was. That shit was wild. You know, javier texts me, I'm sitting at work and he's asking me what's going on at Missoumi, and I read Museum.

Chad:

And I was like what?

Tim:

what, what, what Museum is what I was thinking?

Chad:

Apparently it made national news because I had friends outside of Texas, like in North Carolina and elsewhere, that were like, hey, are you OK, what's going on?

Tim:

I heard this, which is crazy, like I always like, and it's not that I'm making fun of people who mark themselves safe, right.

Chad:

Yeah.

Tim:

But I'm like we're in a big city and I guess I don't know likelihood of us being there at that time. Like I have a normal, normal nine to five Like why would I be there, right, right. But you know, if you want to mark yourself safe, then mark yourself safe. Cool, I didn't have anybody reach out to me because nobody gives two shits.

Javier:

Yeah, I mean I don't care. Yeah, exactly.

Chad:

Fuck you.

Tim:

But no, it's fucking crazy and we were talking about wanting to go down. I was like we should go down to Houston Street. You want to go down from the chat.

Chad:

Lance marked himself safe.

Tim:

He did he did.

Javier:

Fucking loser. He did. I saw that.

Tim:

I'm like what a weiner and I don't know if that was ironically, or he was actually being serious.

Chad:

I mean, let's be real, like well, who knows, he does have a lot of people out of, like his families out of state.

Tim:

Yeah, he's in the military, so he's people.

Chad:

So like if you've got, I would say that if you have more than three to five people checking in on you, maybe mark yourself safe, so people will just leave you alone.

Javier:

At the same time, who the?

Tim:

fuck cares about Facebook. So my first, my first thought whenever I saw this happen I'm like who the fuck would want to blow up that place Like that's where my mind immediately went, Immediately went to someone, tried to blow up a building.

Chad:

So like that's a hell of a gas explosion.

Tim:

Dude, there was how much buildup.

Javier:

So, they were saying that those quarter of that fucking building was on the ground.

Tim:

It's that whole facade, yeah, the whole front end. The facet was just crazy, and then Missoumi's down there. So, like I, guess there's.

Chad:

I don't know if it's ground or if it was glass, but that's all blown up too.

Tim:

Like there's just the like, straight down to the second floor from the street Right, so there was a big hole over there and they're saying, like the sidewalk panels way like over 4,000 pounds each, those, those concrete, so they were concrete.

Chad:

I thought so because it looked like it just shattered glass, because they were no, no, it was concrete. Crazy.

Tim:

So more than likely there, there was probably utility vault that was down there and there was a gas leak, and all it takes is, once you get enough concentration, it just takes a spark and that's it.

Javier:

So, like you know, you were looking at the videos and you see like down to the basement floor.

Tim:

I'm waiting for the actual live shots because you know security cameras caught it right. I'm waiting for those to come out? Yeah, it had to look awful.

Javier:

So, like I mean, we were talking my birthdays in a couple of days and Tammy was asking me, like what do you want, what do you want to do for your birthday? And I was like thinking I want to go back to Missoumi. It was pretty fucking good.

Chad:

I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, dude, that's not happening. So sorry, but it's not going to.

Javier:

Yeah, unless you want something just a little extra charred or, like you know, concrete. Yeah, concrete and charred, but what's?

Tim:

crazy is there was a guy that you know that they interviewed. He didn't want to be on camera or whatever, but he said they were up there having a meeting in the hotel and like one of the meeting rooms, and he told one of his coworkers that having this meeting was like hey, you smell, it smells like natural gas. And then shortly thereafter it was allowed boom lights went out. There's dust everywhere, wow. So they made their way. They followed the orange exit signs, which I was like hey, now I know why they're orange, you can see them right. So they followed those, got into the down into the stairwell and then the stairwell just was gone.

Chad:

Holy shit.

Tim:

And so they had about a five foot to six foot drop from where it had broken away.

Javier:

Yeah, Dude, I can't imagine man Like honestly, like at the moment, like it's crazy how you can be in that situation and like not realize. But you're like, oh fuck, I smell something Like even whenever we're at the shop and you know we have the heaters running all day cause it gets cold. But you know there are times where, like man, I could smell the gas like and you get worried.

Tim:

Yeah.

Javier:

And I'm like I don't know if that's gonna happen, for that to happen over there, like in downtown, in a spot that had just opened and like within the past like eight months. You know, yeah, it's just kind of crazy, and especially in the new years. If you went, if you lived through this in the new year, I mean, does your life, your life changes right? Oh, 100%.

Tim:

You're like I could have died, so I want to ask you this. I want to ask this question real quick, and I told you I watched.

Javier:

First man right.

Tim:

Oh yeah, sir, so I was watching.

Tim:

First man and I had this whole thing that I would not be afraid stepping out onto the moon If I was Neil Armstrong. I don't think. I truly believe that I would have no issues, like I wouldn't be concerned or anything, cause I trust the science, I know there's some gravity there. I'm not gonna just float off into nothing, this or whatever, but I'd be able to step out on the solid ground and walk if the moon's actually real Right, I have to preface that right, it could be just a hollow, you know balloon up there.

Chad:

I don't know.

Tim:

Anyways, now in an event like this, where you're down there and you have this explosion, right Right, how do you think you're gonna react? Like what do you think your initial reaction is? You're down there, you're okay, you're not dead or anything, you're banged up a little bit. But are you gonna be the one that's just like walking around, like I remember seeing videos of after like an explosion, whatever you see, just people, just kind of like that blank stare, just walking aimlessly.

Javier:

Yeah, 9-11,. Yeah, saw a lot of that 9-11.

Chad:

I think it would be two to three minutes of shock, yeah, just like. Maybe more, maybe close to five minutes. I'd like to say it'd be quicker, but I feel like I would be in shock, like what happened? Was this my mind? Cause I'm an over thinker, right. It'd be like was this terrorist attack? Was this a gas explosion? Like going through the what it could be. And then when I realized that, like it doesn't matter, I would like see who I can help, what's going on, try to figure out, call for help, that kind of thing. But I think it would take me a few minutes to like readjust because my mind would just be like racing.

Tim:

Yeah, I was trying to think of like, cause obviously I've never been blown up right, so I don't know how that works. Knock on wood, hey, you got a whole rest of your life.

Chad:

I know it could happen anytime.

Tim:

I mean, I had been at work and I was at work at one point we had we did get shot at Right and my, the first time that happened I looked at the guy I was working with and we just like walked back to the truck like it was nothing right, cause we don't think anybody was actually like shooting. The second time we had gun gunshots go off pretty close by, like it was. It was close enough that like kind of felt it and we took off around the truck, you know, running the opposite direction, but it was like almost an instantaneous thing. So I feel like if I was at an explosion like that, where I'm not maimed or anything and it went off, I think that I would take that second and I'd be like you know what the fuck just happened and I think I would just shoot off trying to find cover or whatever try to get away. I feel like that's how it'd be. However, I could be one of those that just like stands there and has no idea what to do with their hands.

Chad:

Yeah, I don't think I would stand there. Let me let me kind of go back. Like I don't think I would stand there, I would try to find somewhere that was felt safe, like behind a wall or something, just in case it was something bad. You're like peeking around, like yeah, thinking, like what happened, what's going on, just like being in all before I would really make some moves.

Tim:

Now you said you would survive a plane crash. Do you think you would survive an explosion 100%?

Chad:

And I never mind.

Tim:

I'm not gonna say anything, so the great thing is is I've got a bunch of sticks of dynamite and we're actually gonna go outside and see how this no, I'm just kidding, but Howdy, what would you do? You think? What was the question?

Chad:

If you were a part of something like this.

Javier:

How do you think you would?

Chad:

handle this? How would, yeah, how would you react? I mean, just from like a boat leaving us in the water.

Javier:

I'm just gonna go with not so hot, no, I would have freaked out Because you freaked the fuck out. I would have called my mom at first. Call her, you know.

Chad:

Cell phones are down.

Javier:

I'd run around like a fucking crazy man Just screaming. Actually, I'd probably find the nearest bar and drink.

Tim:

Could you imagine that You're like walking in. You just like walk over to Thompson's, open the door, sit down the place explodes and I just walk across the street.

Javier:

You're bloody, your head's bloody.

Chad:

You're like Just all black and blue, it's like I need beers, Just give me all the beers.

Javier:

I need your most expensive whiskey, do you think?

Tim:

they would. I think they would give it to you for free.

Javier:

I would have a group chat? Javier would be like. Oh no, I left my Skittles behind. Fuck you, vanya.

Tim:

It's probably the Javier Skittles that cost the problem.

Javier:

Yeah, it probably was He'd like sat on a vat where the gas would be shooting up.

Chad:

No, I don't know, man, it's probably because Javier ate too many canned tamales and he started the gas leak Fuck those canned tamales, man.

Javier:

It's fucking wild, though, because I've seen a shit ton of go ahead.

Tim:

I've seen a shit ton of, like you know, house explosions and stuff like that. All over the news from these gas leaks, right yeah. So what the fuck's happening Is Atmos just like fucking up, or I don't know.

Chad:

I don't know either. So you know we mentioned Huey Huey's getting enough. He's getting too much love on this episode.

Javier:

Are you gonna read the review? I'm just yeah, so we were we pulled.

Chad:

We does he just send all of the same things to the three of us? Yeah, so he I will say this that picture looked pretty delicious. Yeah, he made it look appetizing. So you know, a few episodes ago, before Christmas, we had a tamale episode where we got all of your, your highest quality tamales from like Taco Bueno and Roses, all the fast food spots, and I brought in a canned tamale situation that was not great.

Javier:

No it's terrible.

Chad:

But one of our friends, Huey, who decided he was going to try it out. You know what I mean. He's gonna give it a go. He's gonna, you know, understand that it is a canned tamale. So I'm gonna read his review. Is that all right? Yeah, I think that's. I think that's good. So upon opening the can, I detected hints of spaghetti-os. I placed them in the microwave. I did mention, like Chef Boyordy, Chef Boyordy, right.

Javier:

Yes.

Chad:

I placed them in the microwave according to the directions. When I removed the tamales I smelled three-day-old Taco Bell tacos were forgotten on the kitchen counter. I pulled the paper off carefully. Ooh, that's sexual, burning the fuck out of my fingers in the process. The first bite was quite possibly the most bland food I've ever come across on my tongue. I quickly took a sip of chalata so I could taste something. Oh, I needed to taste something. The first one was almost entirely corn. The second tamale made me dream of an MRE in Iraq. They at least come with hot sauce. Upon finishing my third and final tamale, I have to say these will be a win once the government collapses and zombies have taken over. Until that time, I will place a can under the seat of my Jeep. Hopefully something will grow in the can that will fulfill my craving to not eat tree bark. Beautiful, just beautiful, and the picture that you sent us with the can of Hormel Tamales with your Budweiser chalata was just well done. Well put together, sir. We appreciate that.

Tim:

I do believe that you can make anything better with a little bit of Tabasco.

Chad:

Yeah, they were bland as fuck it tasted like truly to me.

Tim:

I thought it was like Vienna sausage meets Mexican.

Chad:

I feel like we could doctor those up and make them taste. Okay, I think a little bit of salt and pepper and some maybe like actual hot sauce, Salt pepper and garlic powder. Yeah, and some hot sauce.

Tim:

All right, I feel a challenge.

Chad:

If we could make them taste good, we're gonna make Gourmet like a.

Tim:

You look challenged so we're all gonna have to get a can, a can of Hormel, yeah, and then make them good.

Chad:

And then bring them over here and we will heat them up and yeah, for anyone that's listening, we want you to do the same thing If you go to your local grocery store soon. Get yourself some Hormel tamales in a can and try to make them better. Have you seen those TikToks of like? I gave my dad this and he made it Gourmet.

Tim:

Yeah, yes.

Chad:

I want us to be able to do that with the tamales.

Tim:

I think we should also we should do a whole series of like us Poncho's food Getting like different canned foods, like potted meat can. Potted meat, yeah, or like the ham in a can.

Chad:

Yeah.

Tim:

Different stuff like that and and taste the original and try to make it better.

Javier:

Yeah, I think you're chat Hormel is going to be like what the fuck is going on in Fort Worth? Why are people buying this shit we're blowing up in Fort?

Chad:

Worth. What's going on? They're gonna just like send a shit to the Hormel tamales before.

Tim:

Can's have set. We got to back up this demand. The cans that they're buying right now have been on the show for the past 10 years.

Chad:

And you got to check those expiration dates. People, Before you go and get yourself some Hormel tamales, check those expiration dates.

Javier:

Aaron, don't try it, Don't try them. Speaking of tamales. Vine says Speaking of tamales I can't think of, I can't eat them anymore. I am no longer Hispanic. Please send me positive thoughts. Lol. Chrissy says I wasted my wingstop ranch on a tamale.

Chad:

Oh, she did. Wingstop ranch, she did try it Really. Oh she did. She posted on Instagram, yeah, yeah.

Javier:

Take that, Azuz, you heard it first. I still I, I didn't, I didn't get a chance to try it.

Chad:

I tried it. This is cause my mom had some tamales for Christmas and so I tried some with ranch, just to give it a go. What in a fan I wanted to. Now, however, if I had wingstop ranch or like some of that real good shit, or like, who had really good ranch shit? Buffalo Brothers has really good ranch.

Tim:

Something like that, okay.

Chad:

But just normal ranch Nah.

Tim:

Hey, I want to give a shout out real quick though the chef, john Bonnell, boy RD. No, no, no. So with all that shit that went down, he sent out a post and was like any first responders working down there. Come into Buffalo Bros Food's on the house for us.

Javier:

Oh that's cool and so like yeah, for anybody who was working down there. We have a friend that works in the federal building, yeah.

Tim:

Do we? Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, they had Bonnell has. He's done a lot of stuff for the community, especially during hundreds, yeah. And he's still doing I believe they're still doing those family meals too, yeah, they are. Which is great, and that's another way. The fact that he's like yeah, I've got Buffalo Bros downtown, it's open, everything's cool, come in grab yourself a pizza. You know, eat something, get back to work man.

Chad:

Have you ever had their inch? A lot of pizza. No, they have it on like Thursdays is bomb. It is so damn good. They put like chicken and green sauce on it and then you get a side of like green salsa and you just like dip the pizza in that instead of ranch. Holy shit, it's amazing.

Tim:

So damn good. I haven't been to Buffalo Bros in a while. I love that place. I do too. I just don't ever make it downtown.

Chad:

I probably go once every two to three months, I would say. When we can't think of anything else to eat and we're near downtown or TCU. That's our stop. It's so good.

Tim:

Makes sense.

Chad:

And then the Johns Grill. Finally went there a few times, that place is fantastic. Yeah, haven't gone there yet either. It's great. I think we had a couple more things on news right, I know the one thing I got all my stuff out. Ok, there was one thing about did you all see the whole airplane door situation?

Tim:

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Chad:

Yeah, so like the door. I think it was a Boeing or something like that.

Tim:

Yeah, so it's a. They call it a plug.

Chad:

Is what they call it. I think it was a door Right but they call it a plug.

Tim:

Because what was it? Alaska Airlines, yeah, they're not set up capacity-wise to need another emergency exit and so from the factory you could take that out and take that little wall out and put, you know, configure it or whatever for a emergency exit yeah but they've got a seating with a plug there, right, so there's no emergency exit. So they're saying that either whenever Boeing made it, which actually Boeing is behind on production, uh-huh. So it could be that they're trying to rush right, rush it out.

Tim:

And so the bolt that actually holds that door you know sealed, failed or supposedly or allegedly whatever you want to say. Alaska, whenever they receive an aircraft they do a complete, major maintenance on it. They take everything.

Chad:

They open everything up, right yeah.

Tim:

Make sure everything's good, and then they seal it all back up and so they're saying that maybe that's what it was. But, dude, I can't imagine being whatever 40,000 feet in there and all of a sudden that thing just pops open.

Chad:

That's that's, hobbyers, fucking nightmare fucking, and where did it land?

Tim:

They've some guy found it.

Chad:

Oh, they did find the door. They found it like his backyard or something. Can you imagine if that fell on a person, or even on a building?

Javier:

That's got to like some damage Crush a car.

Chad:

I'm sorry, darko, did you?

Javier:

realize what happened during the Columbia flight. Coming back into oh yeah. Whatever? Yeah, they found body parts. Yeah, they found space shuttle like all across Texas and people's yards and stuff.

Tim:

Yeah, Like torsos and like okay, okay, okay, that's enough. All right, let's just but no, I mean I you do that. Wow, can you. Okay, can you? Can you imagine, right Like you're, you're in the flight path.

Javier:

Mm, hmm.

Tim:

You're hanging out on your back porch, you're sitting there and all of a sudden you just hear this like whistle, and then something smacks in your backyard Dude that would freak me out.

Chad:

I would also say this is my now. I own it. It's in my yard. I'm selling it on eBay starting at $100,000.

Tim:

That's the immediate reaction I would do, trying to sell this going door for a hundred grand you got to hide that in your basement for a while and then and then, once the investigation's over, you know it's mine.

Chad:

It fell in my yard.

Tim:

I think that's how it works. I hear that you own everything below you and everything above you Right On your parcel of land, right, right. So yeah, I think you're technically right.

Chad:

So there was a couple of other things that I saw break on news. There was one specifically I kind of wanted to bring up. Let me see if I can find it again. Oh yeah, this is the one. So did y'all see the man who charged the judge and jumped over? Oh, yeah, yeah, the fucking, did you see this at all, tim?

Tim:

Yeah, yeah, I saw a bit of it. So did he get hit with like a wild pitch or what?

Chad:

No, Okay, sorry, you don't understand.

Tim:

So this is a man. This man was in court Just charging the mound.

Chad:

No, he, no, it's not baseball. Baseball's over my dude. This is a guy in court. He's getting charged for attempted murder in Nevada courtroom and so he's sitting there getting his judgment by the judge and he just bolts towards her, jumps across like over the stand where she's at those things are pretty Fucking tackle. Those things are pretty tall too. Yeah, I mean, it was a pretty hell of a leap.

Tim:

You know, if he makes it out, he might actually make it to like the NBA combine Shut the fuck up.

Chad:

So he had. He charges her and she's old, like poor old lady, like she's just trying to put this awful, awful man into prison, and so he charges her ass Like that's great. No, she was charging him it's not allegedly whenever he was literally at the moment being charged. Well, he was jumps over starts beating the shit out of her and they had like pulled him off of her. It was, it was ridiculous.

Tim:

I mean, did that's? I guess it seemed like that was going to be productive at the time. I don't know. What do you mean? I mean you have to think like I'm sorry.

Javier:

I'm looking at the group chat as a person, you'd have to think like that.

Chad:

From the group chat. He looked like a sugar glider. He really did Motherfucker just like, caught wind and flew over that fucking stand.

Javier:

It felt like a fake like you know, like you know where they send a fake body to jump towards something. Yeah, it's what it kind of looked like. I'm not like someone's off screen throwing a. I'm not laughing at the situation that happened because obviously and thank God that he got sentenced for more time Like after the fact Is she okay?

Chad:

Do you know she's okay?

Javier:

Yeah, she actually had him. She demanded that he appear before her yesterday, wow.

Chad:

Yesterday. So all her. So that bitch is baller, that's some fucking baller ass yeah that is Baller ass for her Fucking awesome.

Javier:

Like she's like okay, I'm going to, I'm going to, I'm going to sentence you to all the shit that you did, but for me, what you did to me, some other someone else is going to take care of that shit.

Javier:

That's impressive Bro the person who, like, was sentencing him for the shit jumping towards that lady, like I didn't. I didn't see what, how many, how many years he got. I think he from the first one that he jumped over. I think she gave him like four years in prison, but I'm sure he's going to get like way more.

Chad:

Yeah, like the video. You're right, it kind of reminded of like one of those old John Cena videos where it's like just comes out of nowhere. I mean like John Cena, it looked photoshopped or whatever yeah at first. I'm sure someone's already done that somewhere, Like John Cena, where it's him. But yeah, it's bizarre, but you got to check it out.

Tim:

Did he, did he do the whole.

Chad:

On the group chat. No, it goes out of nowhere.

Javier:

On the group chat. Yeah, he, because he got more charges on something else and got four years. Today he got sentenced eight by another by another judge eight from From charging her.

Chad:

That's crazy.

Javier:

So good, you know what Look honestly like. So was his original only going to be four years. Oh yeah, from the original charges.

Chad:

So the original, his original charges, got him four years in prison, got him four years and it was attempted murder on the first charge and he was like trying to say no, you know, I'm a my surroundings in my community.

Javier:

Oh, okay, so eight more sentenced, eight more. We don't have the facts.

Chad:

We don't have the facts. We're reading from the chat.

Tim:

We have no idea.

Chad:

This guy got tacked on more time because of the fact that he charged over Like what? What do you think is going to happen Like?

Tim:

when you're in that situation, he's going to get high fived in prison.

Chad:

Maybe he just what is he? Just he's that angry of a person to be like I'm just going to charge this bitch, like I'm going to come in right for her.

Tim:

Yeah, I mean, I never understand, like, why people do things sometimes because, like it doesn't make any sense. Right, you're in a courtroom with cameras, so they're going to see it, right, and then you got somebody with a gun in there that's just going to like could have off the court.

Chad:

This, this judge. She is a badass. I was worried cause she looked old and frail and he was coming pretty hard at her, but she's, she's bad at us. Well, probably be one of the other charges he got.

Javier:

Yeah, it could be.

Tim:

Yeah, no, I did see the video that he did look like a sugar glider, though.

Javier:

Sliding him to the Cowboys. Jerry's got a number. Jerry's got him Number for the playoffs. Dude, I'm sure he does, man.

Tim:

Oh yeah, hey was someone being able to do that. He's going to be like I'm going to be like I'm going to be like I'm going to be, like, oh yeah. Hey, was someone being able to do that? He's going to be able to go right over the line and make it. Make a touchdown, bro, hell yeah.

Javier:

Look, let's also talk about this. We're already running over, but the Cowboys in the playoffs we got the number two seed. I want to talk about it now because my birthday is on Thursday. I don't think I'm going to be able to record for ball bag, but the Dallas Cowboys got number two seed. We're going to go against the Jordan Love lead Green Bay Packers. It's going to be a victory, I think in the second round. Oh thank you.

Chad:

Thank you so much, dear voice action sports, now with hobby, take it away and now action sports with hobby air.

Tim:

Take it away, hobby air. Michigan defeated Washington state for the national championship.

Javier:

I'm sure Lance is very happy about that. That's a squad he's been rooting for them for his entire life, I suppose I assume. But it was a blowout. Washington didn't have a chance against a Michigan. Some will say that the championship is tainted with allegations of cheating during the season. I do love a good blowout and a good taint. Yep, and man, again, it was a great match. It seemed like Michigan led the entire way and they were on top the entire time.

Javier:

And in other news major sports news here in the DFW, the Dallas Cowboys have gotten the second seed in the NFL, see playoffs. We're going to go against the Jordan Love lead Green Bay Packers, which we're hoping for a victory. You can never count out any team. We're starting with these playoffs strong and hopefully the injuries that we incurred the past two weeks. And after that I think we're going to go against the Detroit Lions and a rematch of what we played two weeks ago. Yep, they're going against the Los Angeles Rams. But, man, honestly, right now the Detroit Lions have been on a roll. It's crazy to see how far they've come this year with a great quarterback. It's really good to see their coach kind of like come back from last year, I know a couple of years back. I love a good comeback story. I do love it. Kim Kardashian had a great one. But man, the playoffs are going to be great. I'm very excited. Plans for the playoffs like we play Sunday at 3 30.

Chad:

I'll be working. I'll be working. I'll be working to work almost every game.

Tim:

Yeah, I'll be working.

Chad:

Tell us about this Atlanta.

Tim:

I'll be twerking to.

Chad:

Saints game.

Javier:

Oh, the Atlanta, you mean the, the final play.

Chad:

Yeah.

Javier:

Well, so, like you know, whenever you're up by such a huge margin, you just kneel the ball, even though you're on like the one yard line. You could really generally, you do your. It's a blowout Like your team's already going to the playoffs.

Chad:

Yeah, you, I mean you're going to need the ball right, yeah, but points are points and you know, stats are stats, so true.

Javier:

You don't want to stack pad, pad your, pad your stats, why not? Well, I mean, I think it's just rude. You know you're beating your goal.

Chad:

They don't.

Javier:

I mean the situation that happened originally from. The coach said that they agree that they were just going to do the ball. James Winston said that it was a team decision to go for the touchdown. So like that you get two different stories and it just makes it bad for everybody.

Chad:

Yeah, the coach conversation at the end of the game was pretty heated. I mean it deservedly so, because I'm fired the next day. He did yeah.

Javier:

I mean, obviously, like you know, you're going to get fired. It's a black Monday, you're going to get fired. You have every right to be upset and yell at that opposing coach and the way they did it. If it was a quarterback decision, then I mean James Winston's a backup.

Chad:

Yeah.

Javier:

He's a fucking scrub, Like I mean, it's fine.

Tim:

He's just getting his fucking stats. We don't want no scrubs.

Javier:

Yeah.

Chad:

Because the scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me. Best friends ride trying to have me?

Javier:

No, but yeah. No, it was bullshit. I think it was bullshit. It sucks for the look. Let me tell you something about the Falcons right now. Next year they're going to go on a run. They have the team, they need the coaching, but they just need a quarterback. And so I mean, obviously they're going to get a high pick. That's fine and dandy, but the way they lost that final game shouldn't have happened. So are you going to the game on Sunday? Fuck, no, I wish.

Javier:

I actually know I'm waiting because if they make it to the next round then I would love to go to that one.

Tim:

Yeah.

Javier:

Because the way it's looking, the 49ers are going to go against the Eagles. You're right, and that that's going to be kind of like wishy-washy. You know, you don't know if the Eagles are going to win. Maybe they might, they're not.

Chad:

I mean, I'm telling you now, it was already in the football script or the NFL script San Francisco 49ers win.

Javier:

Yeah, yeah, all of it.

Chad:

No, it's actually down to, from what I saw, the Lions and I forgot Rams, maybe.

Javier:

No.

Chad:

No, because they play them in the first round. Yeah, the Lions and the Steelers. Oh yeah, yeah, it was. It was a bad script. We'll see Terrible, terrible.

Tim:

And that was action sports with Javier. Thank you, javier, suck me.

Chad:

Beautiful. All right, it's time to wrap it up. I hope you enjoyed a flashback to when we used to do a little bit of news.

Javier:

Oh, according to Erica, it wasn't that they did a victory formation and went for it. Oh, they did, that's what happened. They wanted to go for it. They line up and go for it. So, like the opposing defense was like lax, they're like, oh, they're doing victory formation and then you, you're not going to fucking go for it. I mean, you're like, oh well, yeah, they're doing victory formation.

Chad:

I mean it is a sport, the sport to win. People rely on stats and the money included, the betting and things like that.

Javier:

I mean at the end of the year. I mean you're going to get your bonuses for however many points you score, or like what you stop.

Chad:

I say do what you could do, fuck it, I don't care if it's 100 to seven, keep making them points, baby. That's what I always say. Make them points in TP, make them points. All right, everybody, thanks for hanging out with us tonight, thank you for listening to us on you know all things where the podcasts are and thanks for watching us here live on YouTube. If you don't already do so, please make sure you subscribe to our YouTube channel. We're right at 500. We want to continue to grow, you know. Subscribe to our YouTube. I said that. What?

Tim:

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Chad:

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Javier:

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Tim:

And I'm Timothy and we are the funky panther.

Chad:

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