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plan."},{"speaker":"FIREBRAND","startTime":1489.259,"endTime":1491.219,"body":"I'm gonna Rip their heads off?"},{"speaker":"FIREBRAND","startTime":1492.52,"endTime":1492.96,"body":"Sorry, I"},{"speaker":"RILEY","startTime":1492.99,"endTime":1493.68,"body":"sensed a theme."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1493.75,"endTime":1495.33,"body":"Riley, do you know who has it?"},{"speaker":"RILEY","startTime":1495.43,"endTime":1495.79,"body":"Yeah."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1496.13,"endTime":1497.52,"body":"Then we can still get it back."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1499.52,"endTime":1500.28,"body":"Alright, I have a plan."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1501.15,"endTime":1502.629,"body":"We just need your help to get it back."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1502.82,"endTime":1503.89,"body":"And if it doesn't work?"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1503.9,"endTime":1505.18,"body":"Then whatever, you 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what?"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1539.85,"endTime":1540.75,"body":"Snot otter?"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1541.32,"endTime":1541.989,"body":"What is that?"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1542.33,"endTime":1543.77,"body":"Ooh, is there monster slang?"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1543.86,"endTime":1545.62,"body":"Ooh, and are there monster swear words?"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1545.63,"endTime":1546.339,"body":"Bring it back in."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1546.509,"endTime":1548.37,"body":"Sorry, snot otter."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1548.84,"endTime":1549.489,"body":"Not like that."},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1549.989,"endTime":1554.739,"body":"If he caught a glimpse of a firebrand"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1549.989,"endTime":1554.739,"body":"in the woods, Oh, what could that be?"},{"speaker":"RENDER","startTime":1555.06,"endTime":1556.13,"body":"He goes to 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