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But one"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1005.27,"endTime":1009.26,"body":"night, I said, Oh, they're"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1009.26,"endTime":1011.75,"body":"moving the cat you guys want to"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1009.26,"endTime":1011.75,"body":"see when I see the tiger and"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1011.75,"endTime":1016.37,"body":"they go Yeah, so I go to the"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1011.75,"endTime":1016.37,"body":"curtain part. And as soon as"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1016.37,"endTime":1019.37,"body":"they get close enough, the"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1016.37,"endTime":1019.37,"body":"curtain reaches out. And then"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1019.37,"endTime":1024.5,"body":"belts, belts, gravity. And I"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1019.37,"endTime":1024.5,"body":"just about fainted. And then you"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1024.5,"endTime":1029.3,"body":"can hear all the stage hands up"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1024.5,"endTime":1029.3,"body":"in the rafters laughing because"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1029.3,"endTime":1032.96,"body":"they had set it up that I was"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1029.3,"endTime":1032.96,"body":"gonna be grabbed from a tiger"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1032.99,"endTime":1037.82,"body":"through this curtain. And, and"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1032.99,"endTime":1037.82,"body":"then of course, I explained to"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1037.82,"endTime":1040.16,"body":"them and I told them I shouldn't"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1037.82,"endTime":1040.16,"body":"have been wearing like river"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1040.19,"endTime":1046.49,"body":"clothes. And in the end, we saw"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1040.19,"endTime":1046.49,"body":"that you saw the cap and it"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1046.49,"endTime":1049.85,"body":"moved out. Yeah, I would do that"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1046.49,"endTime":1049.85,"body":"it'd became a regular thing"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1049.85,"endTime":1054.35,"body":"every night show. I could hear"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1049.85,"endTime":1054.35,"body":"that James. Maybe they even have"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1054.35,"endTime":1055.91,"body":"a cat that time they scared me."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1057.649,"endTime":1060.4089999999999,"body":"And what was"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1057.649,"endTime":1060.4089999999999,"body":"funny about the story, since the"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1060.4089999999999,"endTime":1063.529,"body":"staff was all in on it, it could"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1060.4089999999999,"endTime":1063.529,"body":"have been one of the stagehands"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1063.859,"endTime":1069.229,"body":"grabbing your hand pretending it"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1063.859,"endTime":1069.229,"body":"was the tiger and you assuming"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1069.229,"endTime":1072.199,"body":"there's this big 500 pair of"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1069.229,"endTime":1072.199,"body":"Tiger."},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1072.83,"endTime":1074.78,"body":"Yeah, they couldn't"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1072.83,"endTime":1074.78,"body":"train the tiger to grab the"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1074.78,"endTime":1076.73,"body":"credit like that. No, it was a"},{"speaker":"Milt Abel","startTime":1074.78,"endTime":1076.73,"body":"station that did it."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1076.999,"endTime":1079.729,"body":"That's just"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1076.999,"endTime":1079.729,"body":"hilarious that that they pulled"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1079.729,"endTime":1083.359,"body":"that on you. Well, thanks for"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1079.729,"endTime":1083.359,"body":"sharing that story milk. Ladies"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1083.359,"endTime":1086.329,"body":"and gentlemen. Stay tuned. We"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1083.359,"endTime":1086.329,"body":"have more comedy coming up for"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":1086.329,"endTime":1089.209,"body":"you next Sunday. Bye."},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1091.31,"endTime":1093.89,"body":"We hope you enjoyed"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1091.31,"endTime":1093.89,"body":"this episode of stand up comedy,"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1093.89,"endTime":1097.01,"body":"your host and MC. For"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1093.89,"endTime":1097.01,"body":"information on the show"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1097.04,"endTime":1101.39,"body":"merchandise and our sponsors or"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1097.04,"endTime":1101.39,"body":"to send comments to Scott. Visit"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1101.39,"endTime":1106.97,"body":"our website at WWW dot stand up"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1101.39,"endTime":1106.97,"body":"your host and mc.com Look for"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1106.97,"endTime":1111.11,"body":"more episodes soon and enjoy the"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":1106.97,"endTime":1111.11,"body":"world of stand up comedy. 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