{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":4.52,"endTime":6.214,"body":"This is another episode of stand up"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":6.254,"endTime":9.606,"body":"comedy. Your host in MC celebrating 40"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":9.67,"endTime":11.438,"body":"plus years on the fringe of show"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":11.486,"endTime":14.766,"body":"business stories, interviews and comedy sets from"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":14.79,"endTime":18.366,"body":"the famous and not so famous. Here's"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":18.39,"endTime":21.154,"body":"your host and MC, Scott Edwards."},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":21.574,"endTime":23.526,"body":"Hey, boys and girls. Welcome back to"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":23.55,"endTime":25.95,"body":"the show. Hey, it's Memorial Day weekend"},{"speaker":"R. 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Later on, one of"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":168.708,"endTime":171.226,"body":"our favorite headliners, Mister Bruce Baum. And"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":171.25,"endTime":172.354,"body":"right now we have a special treat"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":172.394,"endTime":173.626,"body":"for a gentleman that's a regular hero,"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":173.65,"endTime":175.226,"body":"laughs Unlimited. You've seen him on some"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":175.25,"endTime":177.25,"body":"recent movies. He was in the past."},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":177.282,"endTime":179.37,"body":"He was on Star Trek four. And"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":179.442,"endTime":180.466,"body":"right now you can see him in"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":180.49,"endTime":182.498,"body":"Hollywood shuffle. 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Nothing major, just a little bit."},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":247.972,"endTime":249.924,"body":"But, you know, unfortunately, there's a racial"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":249.964,"endTime":252.24,"body":"thing involved here, because I'm losing my"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":252.272,"endTime":253.992,"body":"hair, and just because I'm a black"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":254.048,"endTime":256.6,"body":"man, I'm not gonna be able to"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":256.712,"endTime":258.352,"body":"grow that long piece of hair on"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":258.368,"endTime":264.416,"body":"the side of my head, right. And"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":264.44,"endTime":266.192,"body":"sort of flip that thing across the"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":266.208,"endTime":273.296,"body":"other side. That makes me mad. It"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":273.32,"endTime":275.84,"body":"does. You know, it does. Cause these"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":275.872,"endTime":277.112,"body":"guys get up in the morning, they"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":277.128,"endTime":278.496,"body":"don't need a comb or brush. They"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":278.52,"endTime":280.28,"body":"just get up and flip that hair"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":280.312,"endTime":285.13,"body":"across the other side. Do you guys"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":285.162,"endTime":288.05,"body":"know people like this? Yes. I see"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":288.082,"endTime":289.146,"body":"these people on the street. I say,"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":289.17,"endTime":291.21,"body":"who are you trying to fool, Micta"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":291.242,"endTime":291.934,"body":"Jones?"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":294.434,"endTime":295.454,"body":"I don't know."},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":297.074,"endTime":298.29,"body":"Well, I guess I don't mind going"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":298.322,"endTime":299.466,"body":"bald, just as long as I go"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":299.49,"endTime":302.266,"body":"bald in a normal pattern. I don't"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":302.29,"endTime":303.85,"body":"want to go bald like cream Abdul"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":303.882,"endTime":306.706,"body":"jabbar. Have you seen his head? There's"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":306.73,"endTime":309.61,"body":"something wrong with it. It's like he's"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":309.642,"endTime":313.266,"body":"going bald randomly. He's got shapes up"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":313.29,"endTime":316.906,"body":"there. Parallelogram, dodecdahedron, rhombus. Have you noticed"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":316.97,"endTime":319.082,"body":"he's got this thing in front? Seriously?"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":319.138,"endTime":320.93,"body":"Looks like someone glued an Oreo cookie"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":320.962,"endTime":322.254,"body":"rat on the front of his head."},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":323.634,"endTime":325.214,"body":"What the hell is that all about?"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":325.794,"endTime":329.042,"body":"So weird. I think it's weird. I"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":329.058,"endTime":330.322,"body":"think God is playing a little practical"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":330.378,"endTime":331.61,"body":"joke on him, is what is happening."},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":331.642,"endTime":333.546,"body":"Actually, it's true. God is up there"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":333.57,"endTime":337.006,"body":"going, look at cream Abdul Jabbar. Look"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":337.03,"endTime":338.926,"body":"at. Oh, that's right. I think God"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":338.95,"endTime":341.006,"body":"is black. Okay, all right. Okay, so."},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":341.19,"endTime":341.914,"body":"So."},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":344.614,"endTime":346.35,"body":"Look at cream Abdul Jabbar. I look"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":346.382,"endTime":348.014,"body":"at him. I gave him some fine"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":348.054,"endTime":349.814,"body":"talents. Cause he can really play basketball,"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":349.854,"endTime":350.806,"body":"but he's getting a little bit too"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":350.83,"endTime":354.19,"body":"big for his britches. So I'll mess"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":354.222,"endTime":358.166,"body":"up his head. Because, see, God will"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":358.19,"endTime":359.774,"body":"do that. If you get too big"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":359.814,"endTime":361.566,"body":"for your britches, he will mess up"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":361.59,"endTime":363.502,"body":"your head. This is true. I give"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":363.518,"endTime":367.314,"body":"you another example, Don King. 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When you were a kid,"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":408.674,"endTime":410.682,"body":"did you ever have magic rocks that"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":410.698,"endTime":414.402,"body":"would drop into an aquarium? That's what"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":414.418,"endTime":419.746,"body":"his head looks like. It's weird, but"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":419.77,"endTime":421.002,"body":"that's true. God will do that. You"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":421.018,"endTime":422.122,"body":"get too big for your bridges, he"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":422.138,"endTime":423.346,"body":"will mess up your head. I'll give"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":423.37,"endTime":427.09,"body":"you another example. Mick Jagger. Well, God"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":427.122,"endTime":429.174,"body":"messed up his instead of his head."},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":429.634,"endTime":431.242,"body":"Who knows? 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Don't jaggle at that"},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":455.586,"endTime":459.974,"body":"ding. Good night. Thank you very much."},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":467.474,"endTime":470.426,"body":"Tony Edwards, ladies and gentlemen. We got"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":470.45,"endTime":472.346,"body":"Bruce Kong coming up late on right"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":472.37,"endTime":473.986,"body":"now. Let's go to a commercial break."},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":474.13,"endTime":478.196,"body":"See you in a minute. Bye. Welcome"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":478.26,"endTime":481.024,"body":"back, folks. Hope you enjoyed that commercial."},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":482.324,"endTime":485.388,"body":"Right now we have coming up a"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":485.436,"endTime":487.004,"body":"very funny gentleman out of Santa Cruz,"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":487.044,"endTime":489.204,"body":"California. 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And I remember"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1199.936,"endTime":1201.152,"body":"her looking right back at me and"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1201.168,"endTime":1203.56,"body":"going, don't ever do that again, you"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1203.592,"endTime":1204.448,"body":"doofus."},{"speaker":"Tony Edwards","startTime":1204.616,"endTime":1205.648,"body":"Jesus."},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1205.816,"endTime":1213.882,"body":"God, that hurts. I gotta tell you,"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1213.898,"endTime":1215.898,"body":"there's some. Have you guys read about"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1215.946,"endTime":1217.226,"body":"they're letting people out on the streets"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1217.25,"endTime":1218.61,"body":"now from prison that have no business"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1218.682,"endTime":1220.494,"body":"out. Have you read about these guys?"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1220.994,"endTime":1222.242,"body":"They got a guy. I know there's"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1222.258,"endTime":1223.418,"body":"the one everybody's talking about now. But"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1223.426,"endTime":1224.426,"body":"there was a guy a couple months"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1224.45,"endTime":1226.162,"body":"ago who had dismembered his girlfriend and"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1226.178,"endTime":1227.93,"body":"sent her parts in the mail. This"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1227.962,"endTime":1229.346,"body":"guy is out on parole so long"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1229.37,"endTime":1231.81,"body":"as he takes pills. Can you imagine"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1231.842,"endTime":1233.122,"body":"being a party with this guy when"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1233.138,"endTime":1244.28,"body":"he goes, has anybody? And they get"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1244.312,"endTime":1246.72,"body":"time off for good behavior. What's good"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1246.752,"endTime":1248.296,"body":"behavior in prison? You don't spill your"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1248.32,"endTime":1250.896,"body":"milk. You move real quick. If big"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1250.92,"endTime":1254.872,"body":"Al goes now. Anyway, I think we"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1254.888,"endTime":1256.392,"body":"got time for one little magic trick."},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1256.448,"endTime":1260.616,"body":"Here. You do magic, too? Mm hmm."},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1260.68,"endTime":1262.792,"body":"Yep, I do, as a matter of"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1262.808,"endTime":1267.12,"body":"fact. I don't know, maybe I'm doing"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1267.152,"endTime":1268.512,"body":"it wrong, but lately, when I make"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1268.528,"endTime":1270.414,"body":"love to myself, I pretend I'm somebody"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1270.454,"endTime":1271.582,"body":"else. And when I'm done, I go"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1271.598,"endTime":1279.294,"body":"into a jealous fit of rage. Anyway,"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1279.334,"endTime":1287.854,"body":"what I'm gonna do now is roll"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1287.894,"endTime":1294.734,"body":"your pukes. Stroke me, stroke me, stroke"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1294.774,"endTime":1299.4,"body":"me, stroke, stroke. I just lean on"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1299.462,"endTime":1302.012,"body":"me brother away. Do you need a"},{"speaker":"Terry Dadd","startTime":1302.068,"endTime":1306.132,"body":"hand? Maria? 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