{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":4.52,"endTime":6.23,"body":"This is another episode of stand up"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":6.262,"endTime":9.606,"body":"comedy. Your host in MC, celebrating 40"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":9.67,"endTime":11.438,"body":"plus years on the fringe of show"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":11.486,"endTime":14.782,"body":"business. Stories, interviews and comedy sets from"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":14.798,"endTime":18.366,"body":"the famous and not so famous. Here's"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":18.39,"endTime":21.154,"body":"your host and MC, Scott Edwards."},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":21.934,"endTime":23.63,"body":"And this is just a little introduction"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":23.662,"endTime":25.55,"body":"to my podcast. As mentioned in the"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":25.582,"endTime":28.756,"body":"opening, we have comedy by the famous."},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":28.91,"endTime":30.448,"body":"Here's Jerry Seinfeld."},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":30.536,"endTime":31.552,"body":"Well, you call up the bank or"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":31.568,"endTime":32.712,"body":"you call up a big company, and"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":32.728,"endTime":34.84,"body":"they've all got the same systems to"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":34.872,"endTime":37.056,"body":"keep you down, to keep you demoralized"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":37.12,"endTime":39.88,"body":"when you're trying to get help. Master"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":39.912,"endTime":41.264,"body":"charge. Every time I call them, they"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":41.304,"endTime":42.544,"body":"put you on hold with the music."},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":42.584,"endTime":43.624,"body":"A lot of companies have this now"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":43.664,"endTime":45.168,"body":"hold with music. You know that one"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":45.296,"endTime":46.464,"body":"where you call up and the music"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":46.504,"endTime":48.488,"body":"is playing, they put you on hold"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":48.616,"endTime":50.008,"body":"and they figure, he's got the music."},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":50.096,"endTime":52.784,"body":"We can leave him on there. Operator"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":52.824,"endTime":54.792,"body":"left me on there 20 minutes. By"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":54.808,"endTime":55.936,"body":"the time she came back, I couldn't"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":55.96,"endTime":58.8,"body":"even remember what I wanted. She says,"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":58.832,"endTime":59.944,"body":"can I help you, please? I said,"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":59.984,"endTime":62.176,"body":"yeah, I'd like to hear the rest"},{"speaker":"Jerry Seinfeld","startTime":62.2,"endTime":63.844,"body":"of that Johnny Mathis album."},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":65.344,"endTime":68.088,"body":"And not so famous. Great little short"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":68.136,"endTime":69.696,"body":"bit by Ronnie Kinney."},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":69.84,"endTime":71.048,"body":"I was excited about doing this. I"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":71.056,"endTime":72.232,"body":"think I got too excited today. I"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":72.248,"endTime":73.712,"body":"did a sit up. Have you tried"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":73.728,"endTime":76.04,"body":"one of those lately? I got real"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":76.072,"endTime":79.152,"body":"lightheaded. I stopped that immediately. Boy, I"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":79.168,"endTime":80.048,"body":"got up, grabbed a beer and a"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":80.056,"endTime":83.456,"body":"cigarette, and laid back down again. Not"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":83.48,"endTime":86.3,"body":"an exercise guy. You are what you"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":86.332,"endTime":87.588,"body":"eat. What's that supposed to mean? Do"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":87.596,"endTime":89.024,"body":"I look deep fried to you? People"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":92.444,"endTime":94.012,"body":"gotta get new friends. My friends are"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":94.028,"endTime":95.692,"body":"always bragging about their exercise. They're always"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":95.708,"endTime":97.068,"body":"going, hey, Ronnie, I ran 5 miles"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":97.116,"endTime":99.384,"body":"today. That's great. I own a car."},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":101.964,"endTime":103.34,"body":"I drove 40 miles with a beer"},{"speaker":"Ronny Kenny","startTime":103.372,"endTime":104.784,"body":"between my legs. All right."},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":105.404,"endTime":107.028,"body":"And every other week we have a"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":107.076,"endTime":110.74,"body":"terrific interview with a professional entertainer. Here's"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":110.772,"endTime":112.348,"body":"a short bit from the interview with"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":112.396,"endTime":117.232,"body":"famous russian comic Yaakov Smirnoff. Real quick,"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":117.368,"endTime":119.512,"body":"what was it like work doing comedy"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":119.568,"endTime":121.244,"body":"in a communist country?"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":122.144,"endTime":127.168,"body":"Well, it was challenging. However, we did"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":127.216,"endTime":130.864,"body":"not know any better. So I just."},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":130.984,"endTime":132.536,"body":"I knew that there was like a"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":132.56,"endTime":135.456,"body":"couple of comedians who were communist party"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":135.6,"endTime":139.528,"body":"approved comedians and they were on radio"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":139.576,"endTime":143.496,"body":"or on television, their material, everything owned"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":143.52,"endTime":145.392,"body":"by the government. But the Communist Party"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":145.448,"endTime":147.614,"body":"was in charge of all the censorship."},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":147.694,"endTime":150.838,"body":"And comedy was one of those aspects"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":150.886,"endTime":153.294,"body":"that were, you know, they had to"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":153.334,"endTime":156.198,"body":"control, otherwise it was too dangerous because"},{"speaker":"Yakov Smirnoff","startTime":156.286,"endTime":158.638,"body":"can create an insurrection."},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":158.726,"endTime":160.686,"body":"Thanks for listening to this trailer. To"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":160.71,"endTime":162.446,"body":"get some more great stand up comedy"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":162.47,"endTime":165.614,"body":"entertainment, check out the podcast stand up"},{"speaker":"R. Scott Edwards","startTime":165.654,"endTime":167.094,"body":"comedy. Your host in MC."}]}