{"version":"1.0.0","segments":[{"startTime":4.4,"endTime":7.0,"body":"This is another episode of Stand Up Comedy. Your"},{"startTime":7.04,"endTime":10.632,"body":"host and emcee celebrating 40 plus years on the"},{"startTime":10.656,"endTime":14.616,"body":"fringe of show business stories, interviews and comedy sets"},{"startTime":14.648,"endTime":18.472,"body":"from the famous and not so famous. Here's your"},{"startTime":18.496,"endTime":21.26,"body":"host and emcee, Scott Edwards."},{"startTime":22.16,"endTime":24.792,"body":"Hi, and welcome back to the podcast. We have"},{"startTime":24.816,"endTime":27.928,"body":"another terrific stand up comedy show for you this"},{"startTime":27.984,"endTime":32.222,"body":"week. Three terrific headliners, all great friends of mine,"},{"startTime":32.286,"endTime":34.622,"body":"all very, very funny. Let me tell you about"},{"startTime":34.646,"endTime":38.03,"body":"it. Closing the show. Originally out of Hawaii, now"},{"startTime":38.07,"endTime":42.11,"body":"out of Washington state. Kermit Appio. You've heard him"},{"startTime":42.15,"endTime":44.414,"body":"many times on the podcast. Why? Because he's one"},{"startTime":44.422,"endTime":47.406,"body":"of the funniest in the business. Always clean, always"},{"startTime":47.478,"endTime":51.438,"body":"funny. I know you'll enjoy Kermit Appio closing this"},{"startTime":51.494,"endTime":55.102,"body":"show. In the middle we have J. Johnson. You"},{"startTime":55.126,"endTime":57.342,"body":"may remember that name. He was one of the"},{"startTime":57.366,"endTime":60.638,"body":"stars of the soap TV show. Maybe I should"},{"startTime":60.694,"endTime":65.454,"body":"say TV show soap, where he and his ventriloquial"},{"startTime":65.502,"endTime":69.294,"body":"figure, Bob, stole the show. That's right. He's a"},{"startTime":69.302,"endTime":72.19,"body":"ventriloquist. And this is recorded at one of my"},{"startTime":72.23,"endTime":76.382,"body":"large concerts. I know that doesn't seem perfect for"},{"startTime":76.406,"endTime":79.182,"body":"an audio podcast, but trust me, the jokes are"},{"startTime":79.206,"endTime":81.502,"body":"good. And if you know he's a ventriloquist with"},{"startTime":81.526,"endTime":84.126,"body":"his buddy Bob, you'll figure it out and enjoy"},{"startTime":84.158,"endTime":88.816,"body":"it. And opening up, we have a terrific comic."},{"startTime":88.928,"endTime":91.376,"body":"This guy lives in Los Angeles now, but he's"},{"startTime":91.408,"endTime":93.632,"body":"worked all over the country, done a little bit"},{"startTime":93.656,"endTime":96.4,"body":"of tv, been in a couple movies, but just"},{"startTime":96.44,"endTime":99.648,"body":"a great stand up comic. In this particular bit,"},{"startTime":99.704,"endTime":102.928,"body":"he's talking about driving with the parents, which we've"},{"startTime":102.944,"endTime":106.992,"body":"all been through. So good relatable material. Ladies and"},{"startTime":107.016,"endTime":109.04,"body":"gentlemen, let's kick off the show with our first"},{"startTime":109.08,"endTime":112.64,"body":"act, the very funny Steve Smith."},{"startTime":116.1,"endTime":119.404,"body":"I'm a bachelor again, which is good. Yeah. I"},{"startTime":119.412,"endTime":121.932,"body":"was living with somebody for a long time, my"},{"startTime":121.956,"endTime":126.412,"body":"parents. I thought they'd never leave. I did. I"},{"startTime":126.436,"endTime":128.316,"body":"just kept putting up little clippings of the Menendez"},{"startTime":128.348,"endTime":131.96,"body":"brothers trial in the refrigerator. I have the house."},{"startTime":132.58,"endTime":133.884,"body":"I used to bug my old man when he"},{"startTime":133.892,"endTime":135.164,"body":"drove the car. I was a little terror in"},{"startTime":135.172,"endTime":136.918,"body":"the backseat. You know, I, I think all dads"},{"startTime":136.934,"endTime":138.118,"body":"say this to their kids in the back seat."},{"startTime":138.134,"endTime":139.334,"body":"If you're a dad, you probably say this to"},{"startTime":139.342,"endTime":140.95,"body":"your kid or your dad said this to you."},{"startTime":140.99,"endTime":143.014,"body":"This is dad law. All dads say this when"},{"startTime":143.022,"endTime":143.77,"body":"they drive."},{"startTime":144.91,"endTime":145.69,"body":"Hey."},{"startTime":147.63,"endTime":152.79,"body":"Don'T make me come back there. 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Or does he just seem like"},{"startTime":187.582,"endTime":188.998,"body":"this guy taking care in the White House till"},{"startTime":189.014,"endTime":195.202,"body":"the real president shows up? I voted for him,"},{"startTime":195.226,"endTime":197.762,"body":"too. I almost voted Perot. Anybody vote Perot? Did"},{"startTime":197.786,"endTime":199.81,"body":"you? My mom did, too. I almost voted Perot."},{"startTime":199.89,"endTime":201.922,"body":"I just didn't think America was ready for a"},{"startTime":201.946,"endTime":206.674,"body":"Keebler elf as president. Here's the deal. Here's a"},{"startTime":206.682,"endTime":209.394,"body":"deal. Here's a deal. Here's a deal. Want a"},{"startTime":209.402,"endTime":212.914,"body":"cookie? Want a cookie? Here's a deal. I'm rich,"},{"startTime":212.962,"endTime":214.562,"body":"I'm short, and I'm nuts. That's the deal right"},{"startTime":214.586,"endTime":218.77,"body":"there. I have this theory that the last five"},{"startTime":218.81,"endTime":221.35,"body":"presidents of the United States have actually been cartoons."},{"startTime":223.33,"endTime":224.986,"body":"I think they've been part of the seven dwarfs."},{"startTime":225.018,"endTime":229.45,"body":"I can prove it. There was Carter. Happy. There"},{"startTime":229.49,"endTime":234.554,"body":"was Ford. Dopey. Nixon would be doc. Cause he"},{"startTime":234.562,"endTime":237.69,"body":"could do amazing things with tape. Stay with me,"},{"startTime":237.73,"endTime":243.002,"body":"people. Reagan would be sleepy. Sleepy, yes. He used"},{"startTime":243.026,"endTime":245.226,"body":"to fall asleep at meetings. This was our president."},{"startTime":245.298,"endTime":250.47,"body":"Ladies and gentlemen, President Reagan. Well, just say no."},{"startTime":251.89,"endTime":257.894,"body":"Can I have some more pros out? And Bush."},{"startTime":257.942,"endTime":260.662,"body":"Bush would be this little known dwarf. Bush would"},{"startTime":260.686,"endTime":266.838,"body":"be pukey. There's a bright spot in American history,"},{"startTime":266.894,"endTime":269.494,"body":"wasn't it? We send the most powerful man in"},{"startTime":269.502,"endTime":270.982,"body":"the world, the leader of the free nation, to"},{"startTime":271.006,"endTime":273.942,"body":"Japan to help us with our trade. Yeah. And"},{"startTime":273.966,"endTime":277.206,"body":"he blows chunks on a guy. Oh, the poor"},{"startTime":277.238,"endTime":281.734,"body":"Japanese guy. Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh, my God. He"},{"startTime":281.742,"endTime":285.458,"body":"blew chunk on me. Oh, my God. You blow"},{"startTime":285.474,"endTime":288.322,"body":"chunk on me. Oh, yeah. We want to buy"},{"startTime":288.346,"endTime":289.346,"body":"your car now."},{"startTime":289.418,"endTime":290.07,"body":"Yeah."},{"startTime":291.13,"endTime":294.53,"body":"I can't believe he blow chunk on me. We"},{"startTime":294.57,"endTime":298.002,"body":"like, last president, he just fall asleep. He no"},{"startTime":298.026,"endTime":306.21,"body":"blow chunk. What's up with that chunk? Remember this?"},{"startTime":306.25,"endTime":308.674,"body":"About the same time this one Japanese man got"},{"startTime":308.682,"endTime":311.938,"body":"on Japanese television and insulted America. Insulted Americans. Remember"},{"startTime":311.954,"endTime":313.654,"body":"this? He apologized for this later. But this one"},{"startTime":313.662,"endTime":317.366,"body":"Japanese man goes, americans are lousy workers and Americans"},{"startTime":317.398,"endTime":319.73,"body":"are lazy. You know what I say to that?"},{"startTime":320.19,"endTime":325.574,"body":"So, yeah, bingo, you got us. Who wants to"},{"startTime":325.582,"endTime":326.854,"body":"work 18 hours a day? I don't want to"},{"startTime":326.862,"endTime":328.902,"body":"work 18 hours a day. Hey, you make my"},{"startTime":328.926,"endTime":334.79,"body":"VCR, I'll watch it. Just could you come over"},{"startTime":334.83,"endTime":342.774,"body":"and show me how to hook it up? I"},{"startTime":342.782,"endTime":344.102,"body":"was watching that guy on TV when I saw"},{"startTime":344.126,"endTime":346.618,"body":"that guy say, Americans are lousy workers and Americans"},{"startTime":346.634,"endTime":350.218,"body":"are lazy. Man, I almost got out of bed"},{"startTime":350.234,"endTime":354.586,"body":"and turned A channel. But I have a remote"},{"startTime":354.618,"endTime":358.73,"body":"control. Well, I'm a bachelor, like I said, and"},{"startTime":358.85,"endTime":361.306,"body":"one of the things I hate is grocery shopping."},{"startTime":361.338,"endTime":363.434,"body":"Oh, God, I hate it. Ladies, I don't know"},{"startTime":363.442,"endTime":365.002,"body":"if you like grocery shopping better than men, but"},{"startTime":365.026,"endTime":366.874,"body":"you're better at it. You take lists, you're precise,"},{"startTime":366.922,"endTime":368.986,"body":"you get everything. Men. We walk in a grocery"},{"startTime":369.018,"endTime":375.144,"body":"store, beer, toilet paper, done. Except we get in"},{"startTime":375.152,"endTime":376.712,"body":"trouble for that, don't we, guys? Cause we come"},{"startTime":376.736,"endTime":378.58,"body":"home. Did you get everything?"},{"startTime":380.48,"endTime":381.34,"body":"Oh."},{"startTime":383.6,"endTime":386.06,"body":"You just got beer and toilet paper, didn't ya?"},{"startTime":387.28,"endTime":393.38,"body":"We needed it. You're gonna make me go back."},{"startTime":394.4,"endTime":396.12,"body":"That's right. You're going back. And here's a list."},{"startTime":396.16,"endTime":399.144,"body":"You get everything on this list, okay? And here's"},{"startTime":399.192,"endTime":403.752,"body":"some coupons. No, we'll take the list, but no"},{"startTime":403.776,"endTime":406.646,"body":"coupons. Ever seen a guy in a grocery store"},{"startTime":406.678,"endTime":409.05,"body":"with a list? Oh, are we the lost boys?"},{"startTime":412.19,"endTime":414.102,"body":"The guy could be. Under a neon sign that"},{"startTime":414.126,"endTime":415.814,"body":"says rice, the guy's going, do you know where"},{"startTime":415.822,"endTime":419.558,"body":"the rice is? Have you seen the rice? Hey,"},{"startTime":419.574,"endTime":421.57,"body":"I'm a postal worker. Don't mess with me."},{"startTime":425.39,"endTime":428.31,"body":"That was Steve Smith live on stage. A very"},{"startTime":428.35,"endTime":430.646,"body":"funny comic. And I think we can all relate"},{"startTime":430.678,"endTime":432.93,"body":"to what it's like to be on a long"},{"startTime":432.97,"endTime":435.33,"body":"car ride with our parents and all the other"},{"startTime":435.37,"endTime":437.618,"body":"material he got to share with us. He is"},{"startTime":437.674,"endTime":440.29,"body":"so funny. Hey, let's jump into something a little"},{"startTime":440.33,"endTime":444.882,"body":"different. I explained it earlier. Comic ventriloquist Jay Johnson."},{"startTime":444.946,"endTime":447.25,"body":"He was on the TV show Soap. He has"},{"startTime":447.29,"endTime":451.426,"body":"his buddy Bob with him. And this was recorded"},{"startTime":451.458,"endTime":455.058,"body":"at a very successful outdoor concert I produced called"},{"startTime":455.114,"endTime":458.206,"body":"Laughs in the Park. I think you'll enjoy it."},{"startTime":458.298,"endTime":464.79,"body":"Ladies and gentlemen, ventriloquist Jay Johnson. Ladies and gentlemen,"},{"startTime":464.95,"endTime":467.798,"body":"are you ready for the featured headliner for this"},{"startTime":467.854,"endTime":468.81,"body":"afternoon?"},{"startTime":471.23,"endTime":474.614,"body":"Please, a gentleman you'll recognize from the TV show"},{"startTime":474.782,"endTime":477.03,"body":"so where we play Chuck and Bob."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":477.19,"endTime":479.27,"body":"30."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":479.31,"endTime":480.294,"body":"Show at laps Unlimited."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":480.342,"endTime":481.286,"body":"If you want to see his whole."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":481.318,"endTime":484.128,"body":"Set, how about a nice big round of applause,"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":484.254,"endTime":495.756,"body":"Mr. J. Johnson? Thank you very, very much. Thank"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":495.788,"endTime":499.692,"body":"you. They'll. They'll chant for anything. That's great. So"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":499.796,"endTime":502.652,"body":"welcome. Glad you're here. Kind of like performing for"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":502.676,"endTime":504.716,"body":"an LA crowd. Everybody's on grass, but I'm glad"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":504.748,"endTime":508.492,"body":"that nobody's. Those people over there have a great"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":508.516,"endTime":510.044,"body":"view. Let's wave at him across the lake. How"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":510.052,"endTime":515.032,"body":"are you? Get here early. Next time it's much"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":515.056,"endTime":517.512,"body":"better closer. I do ventriloquism from there. I could"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":517.536,"endTime":521.672,"body":"be Ekenbergen. Okay, so it's fine. Well, this is"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":521.696,"endTime":523.544,"body":"great. We got a lot of people here and"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":523.632,"endTime":525.512,"body":"I am From Los Angeles. I didn't fly in."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":525.536,"endTime":527.528,"body":"I've been at the last limited all week. We'll"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":527.544,"endTime":530.712,"body":"get to you. Get a job. And it's kind"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":530.736,"endTime":532.632,"body":"of strange being here in Sacramento because the air"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":532.656,"endTime":534.376,"body":"is much better here than it is in Los"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":534.408,"endTime":535.912,"body":"Angeles. And so you'll think that it would make"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":535.936,"endTime":537.592,"body":"me feel better. But what happens is you have"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":537.616,"endTime":539.144,"body":"all that air stretched in your lungs and you"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":539.152,"endTime":540.522,"body":"don't get rid of it right away. And I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":540.546,"endTime":542.298,"body":"find that, that even though I've been in Sacramento"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":542.314,"endTime":543.722,"body":"now a couple, three days, I still get that"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":543.746,"endTime":546.282,"body":"kind of. Kind of LA cough there that you"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":546.306,"endTime":548.698,"body":"get, you know, when you do that. I don't"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":548.714,"endTime":553.034,"body":"know if you get it here. Another round of"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":553.042,"endTime":554.666,"body":"applause. One guy I didn't get thanked was Scott"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":554.698,"endTime":556.682,"body":"Edwards, who has done all this. Scott, Big round"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":556.706,"endTime":561.754,"body":"of applause for Scott Edwards. Scott Edwards, one of"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":561.762,"endTime":563.93,"body":"the best homosexual club owners you could work for."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":563.97,"endTime":564.55,"body":"And."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":565.65,"endTime":566.106,"body":"Okay."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":566.138,"endTime":566.394,"body":"Hi."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":566.442,"endTime":567.07,"body":"Hi."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":568.34,"endTime":575.132,"body":"Just a joke. He's not the best. You seem"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":575.156,"endTime":578.012,"body":"like an ice bunch. Glad you're here. I had"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":578.036,"endTime":580.892,"body":"to fly in. I'm. I'm convinced that what would"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":580.916,"endTime":582.444,"body":"make news now is a plane that lands with"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":582.452,"endTime":585.292,"body":"all its parts. You know, that's all you hear"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":585.316,"endTime":587.516,"body":"anymore is like airplanes that land without their parts."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":587.548,"endTime":590.044,"body":"So I figure the one they always show up"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":590.052,"endTime":591.836,"body":"to is that Hawaiian Airlines, you know, they landed"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":591.868,"endTime":594.11,"body":"without a whoop. That's a little concerning to me."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":594.22,"endTime":596.042,"body":"This is joyous Dunn right up front, she says,"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":596.066,"endTime":597.882,"body":"you know, if the cabin pressure suddenly drops, then"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":597.906,"endTime":599.562,"body":"an oxygen mask will fall from the roof and"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":599.586,"endTime":602.314,"body":"just leave. Normally they don't cover what happens if"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":602.322,"endTime":606.602,"body":"there is no roof. But they didn't retire the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":606.626,"endTime":608.81,"body":"plane. It's now Hawaiian Airlines. It's called Tan before"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":608.85,"endTime":614.794,"body":"you land. No problem going right in because the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":614.802,"endTime":616.762,"body":"whole thing. We've had to pass some laws now"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":616.786,"endTime":618.298,"body":"because of the way the world is. So we've"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":618.314,"endTime":620.042,"body":"had to pass some anti terrorism laws. But in"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":620.066,"endTime":621.946,"body":"America, we don't want to pass anti terrorism laws"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":621.978,"endTime":624.152,"body":"because we might want to offend somebody that might"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":624.176,"endTime":626.008,"body":"be a terrorist living in the United States. So"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":626.064,"endTime":628.008,"body":"you have to disguise those laws. And the government"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":628.064,"endTime":630.104,"body":"came up with a great compromise, came up with"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":630.112,"endTime":632.04,"body":"a law called non smoking on airlines of under"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":632.08,"endTime":633.88,"body":"2 hours in duration. Have you heard this law"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":634.0,"endTime":636.344,"body":"means you can't smoke from here to la. Theory"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":636.392,"endTime":638.312,"body":"being that no hijacker in his right mind would"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":638.336,"endTime":640.152,"body":"hijack an airplane when there are 20 smokers that"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":640.176,"endTime":643.464,"body":"haven't had a cigarette in two hours. It's working."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":643.632,"endTime":648.04,"body":"It's working. Friend of mine's an actor. He lost"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":648.08,"endTime":649.718,"body":"his job, so. So he tried to apply somewhere"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":649.734,"endTime":652.246,"body":"else. And he replied, right over at the Sacramento"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":652.278,"endTime":654.262,"body":"Zoo, right over here. Just right over here. And"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":654.286,"endTime":655.494,"body":"they said, well, we don't. We don't really have"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":655.502,"endTime":656.982,"body":"any place for actors. He said, well, I'll do"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":657.006,"endTime":658.662,"body":"anything. I'll sweep up. Just. Just name it. I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":658.686,"endTime":660.678,"body":"need a job. They said, well, to be honest"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":660.694,"endTime":664.374,"body":"with you, our gorilla's sick. So if you'll just"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":664.382,"endTime":665.942,"body":"put on this gorilla suit, since you are an"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":665.966,"endTime":667.542,"body":"actor, just get in the cage. I don't think"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":667.566,"endTime":670.534,"body":"anybody will know. So he said, okay. So he"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":670.542,"endTime":672.262,"body":"got in the cage and sure enough, Sunday came"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":672.286,"endTime":673.782,"body":"around. And it wasn't one of these things. So"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":673.806,"endTime":676.064,"body":"everybody went the zoo and. And there was the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":676.072,"endTime":677.824,"body":"monkey. And everybody kind of jumped around the eighth"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":677.872,"endTime":680.352,"body":"there. And being an actor, he felt like he"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":680.376,"endTime":681.824,"body":"had the crowd, he was doing a performance. So"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":681.832,"endTime":683.824,"body":"it began to swing real big. And it was"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":683.832,"endTime":685.072,"body":"swinging bigger and bigger and bigger. And the people"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":685.096,"endTime":687.712,"body":"are cheering and they're. They're yelling. And suddenly he"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":687.736,"endTime":689.552,"body":"gets so full of himself, he falls into the."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":689.576,"endTime":692.896,"body":"The cage with the lion. Somebody runs the lion"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":692.928,"endTime":694.48,"body":"cage. Now they start betting on the lion. I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":694.52,"endTime":695.888,"body":"five betts on the lion. Give me the monkey."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":695.904,"endTime":697.568,"body":"I want the lion. Monkey, monkey. It's like big"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":697.624,"endTime":699.792,"body":"touts are saying the monkey will win. So the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":699.816,"endTime":701.184,"body":"lion starts after the monkey. And he didn't know"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":701.192,"endTime":702.838,"body":"what to do. So he backs up, he backs"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":702.854,"endTime":704.502,"body":"up. Finally, he's the back of the cage. There"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":704.526,"endTime":707.254,"body":"he is, can't move. He's ready to scream. The"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":707.262,"endTime":709.254,"body":"lions come at him. Finally the lion jumps on"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":709.262,"endTime":712.102,"body":"his chest like that. Puts his claws, goes like"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":712.126,"endTime":713.926,"body":"that. And the guy goes, help. And the lion"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":713.958,"endTime":715.11,"body":"says, shut up. You want to get us both"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":715.15,"endTime":719.574,"body":"fired. And that's the second. It's not a true"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":719.622,"endTime":726.038,"body":"story. It's an answer. Oh, you're nice bunch. We're"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":726.054,"endTime":729.502,"body":"going to do some ventriloquism here, but what are"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":729.526,"endTime":730.238,"body":"you on here?"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":730.374,"endTime":730.894,"body":"All right."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":730.982,"endTime":732.654,"body":"How you doing? Good. Here. Ready to come on"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":732.662,"endTime":734.99,"body":"me? Pants on. Get your pants on. This is"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":735.11,"endTime":736.942,"body":"a family show. So anyway, Bob is not the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":736.966,"endTime":739.422,"body":"nasty person he used to be. He used to"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":739.446,"endTime":741.774,"body":"say nasty things, yellow obscenities. But I think this"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":741.782,"endTime":743.726,"body":"is his kind of crowd. The crowd, they wouldn't"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":743.918,"endTime":746.97,"body":"come out for anything that's for free. And so"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":747.91,"endTime":750.238,"body":"we're glad you're here. Bob, you ready? Not yet."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":750.294,"endTime":751.854,"body":"Okay, let's get him out. He has been through"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":751.862,"endTime":753.31,"body":"the bed for a planet this much ever. Now,"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":753.35,"endTime":755.24,"body":"those habits he used to have are much different."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":755.28,"endTime":756.472,"body":"But I think you're going to enjoy him, and"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":756.496,"endTime":758.728,"body":"I know he's going to enjoy you. Because I'm"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":758.744,"endTime":760.744,"body":"sure these trees will make him homesick. How you"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":760.752,"endTime":761.66,"body":"doing, monkey?"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":767.6,"endTime":769.272,"body":"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":769.336,"endTime":770.02,"body":"All right."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":774.08,"endTime":774.6,"body":"Good night."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":774.64,"endTime":779.144,"body":"Louise. Louise. Got a girl in there can I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":779.152,"endTime":783.002,"body":"go to? Girl at Night? Yes, indeed. Met her"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":783.026,"endTime":783.722,"body":"here in Sacramento."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":783.786,"endTime":785.754,"body":"Yeah, just hanging out at the river."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":785.802,"endTime":787.418,"body":"Taking up drift clubs for a good time."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":787.474,"endTime":788.23,"body":"I see."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":789.33,"endTime":790.778,"body":"Yeah, she loves me. Really?"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":790.834,"endTime":792.026,"body":"Yeah, she thinks I'm a stud."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":792.098,"endTime":794.522,"body":"Really? Yeah, I think in myself as a two"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":794.546,"endTime":796.15,"body":"by four. Well, I understand that."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":797.97,"endTime":800.89,"body":"That was Jay and his buddy Bob, live on"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":800.93,"endTime":803.482,"body":"stage at one of my outdoor concerts. It was"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":803.506,"endTime":805.226,"body":"so much fun to get to work with him."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":805.298,"endTime":808.1,"body":"He worked my club many, many times, normally with"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":808.14,"endTime":811.044,"body":"Harry Anderson, who you may remember from the TV"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":811.092,"endTime":814.564,"body":"show Cheers and Night Court, but a great duo."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":814.612,"endTime":818.164,"body":"And Jay was a terrific ventriloquist and very funny."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":818.212,"endTime":820.372,"body":"I know you enjoyed that. All right, let's get"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":820.396,"endTime":823.428,"body":"to our closing headliner. This guy started off in"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":823.484,"endTime":826.948,"body":"Hawaii. He is now living and working out of"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":827.004,"endTime":831.348,"body":"Seattle, Washington. A very funny comic, very clean. He"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":831.404,"endTime":835.2,"body":"does concerts all over the country and a little"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":835.24,"endTime":837.44,"body":"bit of TV here and there. But you'll see"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":837.48,"endTime":840.192,"body":"why he's a regular on this podcast. Ladies and"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":840.216,"endTime":843.22,"body":"gentlemen, my good friend, Kermit Appio."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":844.76,"endTime":846.432,"body":"My dad was way ahead of his time. When"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":846.456,"endTime":848.736,"body":"I was growing up in the 70s, my dad"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":848.768,"endTime":851.696,"body":"had a voice activated remote. You say the channel"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":851.728,"endTime":854.08,"body":"you want the TV to change to, and your"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":854.12,"endTime":858.608,"body":"son better get up and do it. Little joke"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":858.624,"endTime":861.77,"body":"for the over 30s. The rest of you going,"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":861.81,"endTime":868.442,"body":"this guy's old technology. From the time I was"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":868.466,"endTime":870.234,"body":"a kid till now. I pause. You want to"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":870.242,"endTime":873.114,"body":"listen to a song, you click on it. Wow."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":873.162,"endTime":875.242,"body":"Remember trying to find a song and a cassette"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":875.306,"endTime":885.018,"body":"pack? A lunch? Stop. Rewind. Stop. Play. Well, that's"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":885.034,"endTime":891.818,"body":"not it. Stop. Rewind. Stop. Play. That's not it"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":891.874,"endTime":895.018,"body":"either. Oh, it's on the other side. Stop. Eject."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":895.114,"endTime":904.026,"body":"Turn over. Close. Man, I gotta shave again. Remember"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":904.058,"endTime":916.868,"body":"trying to reel up the beginning part? I am"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":916.924,"endTime":921.156,"body":"old. A couple years ago, I took my godson"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":921.188,"endTime":923.204,"body":"to see the Tomb Raider movie. It's a movie"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":923.252,"endTime":926.132,"body":"about his video game. And I'm watching this thing"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":926.156,"endTime":927.7,"body":"and I realize they never would have done this"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":927.74,"endTime":930.276,"body":"with my games. Can you see that one? Space"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":930.348,"endTime":944.894,"body":"Invaders, the movie? Oh, sure. It gets faster at"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":944.902,"endTime":958.302,"body":"the end. I didn't have Tomb Raider. I had"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":958.326,"endTime":965.63,"body":"Pong. Remember the pong? Stupid game. $200 for two"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":965.67,"endTime":969.95,"body":"lines and a dot. What was that? We were"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":969.99,"endTime":976.61,"body":"so excited. Dude, Dude."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":977.83,"endTime":978.286,"body":"Doot."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":978.318,"endTime":981.45,"body":"Doot. Oh, Ricochet. Slow it down, slow it down."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":983.99,"endTime":986.49,"body":"Give me my Etch A Sketch. This is too."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":991.36,"endTime":993.832,"body":"That's what we had at your sketch. Just a"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":993.856,"endTime":1000.456,"body":"box of sand and mercury. Couple of knobs. Mom,"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1000.528,"endTime":1015.602,"body":"I'm making stairs. I'm gonna do it again. We"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1015.626,"endTime":1019.778,"body":"didn't have the delete key. We had manual. When"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1019.834,"endTime":1023.682,"body":"computers came out, we were shaking the monitor. What"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1023.706,"endTime":1025.074,"body":"the hell are you doing? I grew up in"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1025.082,"endTime":1034.242,"body":"the 70s. I'm at my godson's house. We're trying"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1034.266,"endTime":1037.554,"body":"to play this Super Mario Brothers video game. And"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1037.642,"endTime":1041.999,"body":"he's got Super Mario and I've got Drunken Mario."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1042.579,"endTime":1050.203,"body":"He's up against a tree. Oh, oh. Hit a"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1050.211,"endTime":1059.531,"body":"different button, you idiot. I can't get Mario to"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1059.555,"endTime":1063.083,"body":"turn around. My godson's trying to help. He's yelling"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1063.131,"endTime":1065.531,"body":"directions at me. And one of the things he"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1065.555,"endTime":1067.579,"body":"says, I promise. He goes, come on, eat the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1067.619,"endTime":1076.32,"body":"mushroom. You'll get stronger. I haven't heard that in"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1076.36,"endTime":1082.848,"body":"a long time, little man. This is my job"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1082.904,"endTime":1086.544,"body":"skill, folks. When comedy ends, my first job interview"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1086.592,"endTime":1089.312,"body":"will not go well. I won't know what to"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1089.336,"endTime":1092.832,"body":"say. How about a big round of applause for"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1092.856,"endTime":1100.572,"body":"the other applicants qualifications? Well, I'm lazy and sarcastic."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1100.636,"endTime":1106.572,"body":"What do you got? Eight hours in a row?"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1106.716,"endTime":1107.4,"body":"Really?"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1109.46,"endTime":1111.48,"body":"That's like a week and a half for me."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1114.5,"endTime":1117.932,"body":"I work an hour a day. When I have"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1117.956,"endTime":1120.252,"body":"a bad day at work, it's bad for an"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1120.276,"endTime":1124.748,"body":"hour. You know, I got 23 to get over"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1124.804,"endTime":1132.36,"body":"it. You know, I have no skills. I'll never"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1132.4,"endTime":1135.032,"body":"truly be needed. That's what I realized. This is"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1135.056,"endTime":1137.512,"body":"never going to happen. Oh, my God. Is there"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1137.536,"endTime":1141.848,"body":"a comedian in the house? Come on, laugh, damn"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1141.864,"endTime":1151.912,"body":"it. Laugh. Clear. Tickle, tickle, tickle. Come on. I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1151.936,"endTime":1153.656,"body":"have no job skills. I have no life skills."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1153.688,"endTime":1156.884,"body":"I can't fix anything. My car breaks down, I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1156.892,"endTime":1158.724,"body":"can do two things. I can open the hood"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1158.772,"endTime":1163.028,"body":"and stare. I hope to see that big problem"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1163.084,"endTime":1166.308,"body":"right on top. And I mean obvious. It's gotta"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1166.324,"endTime":1175.684,"body":"be like, hey, there's a poodle in here. I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1175.692,"endTime":1177.572,"body":"don't have aaa. I got this cheaper plan. I"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1177.596,"endTime":1182.132,"body":"got double A. Just bunch of alcoholics pushing my"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1182.156,"endTime":1187.326,"body":"car down the highway. I appreciate the 12 steps"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1187.358,"endTime":1200.414,"body":"and hey, we're done. 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He's got a"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1227.122,"endTime":1229.21,"body":"shampoo and nail clipper. Let's take him out now."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1229.25,"endTime":1235.914,"body":"Take him down. Not only do they take the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1235.922,"endTime":1238.138,"body":"nail clippers from you. They ask you why you"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1238.194,"endTime":1247.84,"body":"have them. And don't get me wrong, I am"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1247.88,"endTime":1252.112,"body":"all for safety. Absolutely. But here's the deal. If"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1252.136,"endTime":1254.784,"body":"you try and take over the plane with nail"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1254.832,"endTime":1262.3,"body":"clippers, I will beat the crap out of you."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1264.36,"endTime":1266.704,"body":"I haven't been in a fight since the seventh"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1266.752,"endTime":1276.36,"body":"grade. But it's go time. I got this. You"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1276.4,"endTime":1280.584,"body":"have nail clippers? I've got an in flight magazine"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1280.632,"endTime":1284.744,"body":"with your name on it. What are you going"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1284.752,"endTime":1286.74,"body":"to do? File it down for a while."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1288.88,"endTime":1292.808,"body":"Oh, man. That was Kermit Appeal live on stage."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1292.904,"endTime":1294.888,"body":"And it's so funny to think about stand up"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1294.944,"endTime":1296.6,"body":"comics trying to go out and get a real"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1296.64,"endTime":1299.932,"body":"job. That's funny material. Hey, we hope you enjoy"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1299.996,"endTime":1303.58,"body":"this week's stand up comedy show. We had stand"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1303.62,"endTime":1308.556,"body":"up comic Steve Smith, ventriloquist J. Johnson, and closing"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1308.588,"endTime":1311.772,"body":"the show, my good friend Kermit Appio. We hope"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1311.796,"endTime":1314.06,"body":"you enjoyed that. We'll be back next week with"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1314.1,"endTime":1316.46,"body":"one of our interview shows. You guys have been"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1316.5,"endTime":1320.08,"body":"terrific. We'll see us back soon. Bye."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1321.3,"endTime":1323.58,"body":"We hope you enjoyed this episode of stand Up"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1323.62,"endTime":1326.732,"body":"Comedy. Your host and mc. For information on the"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1326.756,"endTime":1330.188,"body":"show, merchandise and our sponsors or to send comments"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1330.244,"endTime":1336.28,"body":"to Scott, visit our website at www.standupyourhost and mc.com."},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1336.58,"endTime":1339.372,"body":"look for more episodes soon. And enjoy the world"},{"speaker":"He is appearing tonight at the 8","startTime":1339.396,"endTime":1342.34,"body":"of stand up comedy. Visit a comedy showroom near."}]}