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Yeah."},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2624.19,"endTime":2632.08,"body":"Now right now ladies and"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2632.08,"endTime":2634.96,"body":"gentlemen, I would like to"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2632.08,"endTime":2634.96,"body":"perform for you Peter Balki is"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2634.96,"endTime":2637.63,"body":"famous lactation routine"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2645.55,"endTime":2648.22,"body":"Okay, and I like to bring up the"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2645.55,"endTime":2648.22,"body":"volunteer that I picked earlier"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2648.28,"endTime":2650.65,"body":"this evening. Please come on up"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2648.28,"endTime":2650.65,"body":"here. Let's hear it for Come on."},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2653.65,"endTime":2658.96,"body":"Again what I like to do is stand"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2653.65,"endTime":2658.96,"body":"behind this chair right here if"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2658.96,"endTime":2661.27,"body":"you will, right behind here."},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2658.96,"endTime":2661.27,"body":"Thank you very much. Thank you"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2661.27,"endTime":2665.8,"body":"very much. And now at the count"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2661.27,"endTime":2665.8,"body":"of three. I want you to pull the"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2665.8,"endTime":2670.42,"body":"chair out from underneath my"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2665.8,"endTime":2670.42,"body":"hand. begin the countdown"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2680.53,"endTime":2685.18,"body":"All right now I want you to move"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2680.53,"endTime":2685.18,"body":"towards the other chair. With me"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2685.18,"endTime":2689.47,"body":"now I can hold this much longer."},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2685.18,"endTime":2689.47,"body":"I want you to pull the chair out"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2689.56,"endTime":2693.55,"body":"from underneath my feet. The"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2689.56,"endTime":2693.55,"body":"count of three begin the"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2693.55,"endTime":2706.06,"body":"countdown I am now i amount"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2693.55,"endTime":2706.06,"body":"levitating just a little bit off"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2706.06,"endTime":2709.48,"body":"the ground. I'm putting an air"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2706.06,"endTime":2709.48,"body":"gun it feels good. And I'll"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2709.51,"endTime":2712.27,"body":"quickly pick up the hoop behind"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2709.51,"endTime":2712.27,"body":"me and approve that I'm not"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2712.27,"endTime":2714.67,"body":"being held up by cables or"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2712.27,"endTime":2714.67,"body":"wires. I want you to run the"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2714.67,"endTime":2719.29,"body":"hoop underneath my body from"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2714.67,"endTime":2719.29,"body":"head to toe. Quickly now, all"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2719.29,"endTime":2723.97,"body":"the way quickly. No like Uh huh."},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2719.29,"endTime":2723.97,"body":"There you go. Good. Okay, all"},{"speaker":"Peter Gualke","startTime":2723.97,"endTime":2724.21,"body":"the way"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2747.4,"endTime":2751.06,"body":"that was Peter"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2747.4,"endTime":2751.06,"body":"gawky live on stage. Like I said"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2751.09,"endTime":2755.5,"body":"a strange but very entertaining"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2751.09,"endTime":2755.5,"body":"comedian and he's gone on to"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2755.5,"endTime":2759.73,"body":"fame and fortune is a comedy"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2755.5,"endTime":2759.73,"body":"writer for TV and movies. And be"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2759.73,"endTime":2763.54,"body":"sure to check out his book for"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2759.73,"endTime":2763.54,"body":"the Christmas holidays Peter"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2763.54,"endTime":2767.02,"body":"gall keys unseen America."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2763.54,"endTime":2767.02,"body":"Alright, thanks for listening."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2767.02,"endTime":2770.47,"body":"We'll be back next week with"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2767.02,"endTime":2770.47,"body":"another great show. Bye."},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2770.8,"endTime":2773.38,"body":"We hope you enjoyed"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2770.8,"endTime":2773.38,"body":"this episode of Stand Up Comedy"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2773.38,"endTime":2776.5,"body":"your host and emcee. 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