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Hey, are you so I"},{"speaker":"Mike Guido","startTime":2429.14,"endTime":2437.57,"body":"folded on my paper and I looked"},{"speaker":"Mike Guido","startTime":2437.57,"endTime":2442.43,"body":"over at her I go, Hey, lady,"},{"speaker":"Mike Guido","startTime":2437.57,"endTime":2442.43,"body":"chill out. Yes, I'm leaving. I'm"},{"speaker":"Mike Guido","startTime":2442.43,"endTime":2446.21,"body":"leaving right now. So she backed"},{"speaker":"Mike Guido","startTime":2442.43,"endTime":2446.21,"body":"her car up. And I got out of"},{"speaker":"Mike Guido","startTime":2446.21,"endTime":2447.14,"body":"mine and walked away."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2451.75,"endTime":2453.31,"body":"Ladies and"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2451.75,"endTime":2453.31,"body":"gentlemen, that was a little"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2453.31,"endTime":2457.6,"body":"comedy Mike Guido. We hope you"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2453.31,"endTime":2457.6,"body":"enjoyed this interview and set."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2457.81,"endTime":2460.84,"body":"We'll be back next week with"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2457.81,"endTime":2460.84,"body":"another great show. Thanks for"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2460.84,"endTime":2462.85,"body":"listening. Bye."},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2463.93,"endTime":2466.51,"body":"We hope you enjoyed"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2463.93,"endTime":2466.51,"body":"this episode of stand up comedy,"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2466.51,"endTime":2469.63,"body":"your host and MC. 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