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If you think that"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2663.408,"endTime":2667.981,"body":"spending a measly 100,000 pounds"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2663.408,"endTime":2667.981,"body":"on me entitles you to have your"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2668.053,"endTime":2672.126,"body":"way with my body then you're"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2668.053,"endTime":2672.126,"body":"wrong price my virginity I'm"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2672.197,"endTime":2676.271,"body":"flying home. But can we talk"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2672.197,"endTime":2676.271,"body":"this older? Look at that one"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2676.342,"endTime":2680.344,"body":"suitcase 34 dresses 117 pair of"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2676.342,"endTime":2680.344,"body":"shoes 16 ads to purchase"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2680.415,"endTime":2684.631,"body":"handbags underwear scarves,"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2680.415,"endTime":2684.631,"body":"makeup and 29 matching chastity"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2684.703,"endTime":2689.205,"body":"belts all stuffed into one lousy"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2684.703,"endTime":2689.205,"body":"suitcase with a kidney. I mean"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2689.276,"endTime":2693.707,"body":"look at this. Look at his bag."},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2689.276,"endTime":2693.707,"body":"There's holes to pair shoes and"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2693.778,"endTime":2697.994,"body":"my shaving kit. This one here"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2693.778,"endTime":2697.994,"body":"this is a forced suitor which"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2698.066,"endTime":2702.639,"body":"holds for suits if your image is"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2698.066,"endTime":2702.639,"body":"out coats and ties and hats and"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2702.71,"endTime":2706.927,"body":"shirts and shoes and socks"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2702.71,"endTime":2706.927,"body":"things that come in handy if you"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2706.998,"endTime":2711.571,"body":"plan to walk around dress Oh, I"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2706.998,"endTime":2711.571,"body":"admit I do take too much with me"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2711.643,"endTime":2716.002,"body":"I really do I have yet to master"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2711.643,"endTime":2716.002,"body":"the art of traveling like oh"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2716.073,"endTime":2720.289,"body":"that's why I feel so sorry for"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2716.073,"endTime":2720.289,"body":"those hotel porters you know"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2720.361,"endTime":2724.791,"body":"those poor guys didn't have to"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2720.361,"endTime":2724.791,"body":"pick my bags up. Now my jet tip"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2724.863,"endTime":2727.15,"body":"them double one for each hernia."},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2729.58,"endTime":2733.142,"body":"And I try and warn them but"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2729.58,"endTime":2733.142,"body":"sometimes I forget usually with"},{"speaker":"Kelly Monteith","startTime":2733.203,"endTime":2734.29,"body":"dire consequences."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2734.29,"endTime":2737.46,"body":"You enjoyed that."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2734.29,"endTime":2737.46,"body":"That was Kelly mon teeth from"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2737.527,"endTime":2741.71,"body":"his 1980 BB see show that Kelly"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2737.527,"endTime":2741.71,"body":"mon teeth show. And that was a"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2741.777,"endTime":2745.96,"body":"bit of his monologue and then a"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2741.777,"endTime":2745.96,"body":"short skit. And that's how his"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2746.027,"endTime":2750.075,"body":"show worked. It was him talking"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2746.027,"endTime":2750.075,"body":"to the audience breaking the"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2750.142,"endTime":2754.122,"body":"fourth wall. And then they'd go"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2750.142,"endTime":2754.122,"body":"into a little bit of a skit"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2754.19,"endTime":2758.035,"body":"storyline and then he'd go back"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2754.19,"endTime":2758.035,"body":"and forth. Talking to the"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2758.102,"endTime":2762.015,"body":"audience. It was really unique"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2758.102,"endTime":2762.015,"body":"different at that time. But"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2762.082,"endTime":2766.332,"body":"we've seen it a lot since but he"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2762.082,"endTime":2766.332,"body":"was very successful in England"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2766.399,"endTime":2770.514,"body":"with that. And here in the US."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2766.399,"endTime":2770.514,"body":"He's had several shows several"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2770.582,"endTime":2774.359,"body":"TV show appearances, produced"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2770.582,"endTime":2774.359,"body":"and directed and written a"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2774.427,"endTime":2778.677,"body":"couple movies. And now there's"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2774.427,"endTime":2778.677,"body":"the new TV show the real geezers"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2778.744,"endTime":2782.657,"body":"of Beverly Hills adjacent. If"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2778.744,"endTime":2782.657,"body":"you get a chance, be sure to"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2782.724,"endTime":2786.839,"body":"check it out. We want to thank"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2782.724,"endTime":2786.839,"body":"Kelly for joining us today. We"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2786.906,"endTime":2790.886,"body":"know you enjoy listening to the"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2786.906,"endTime":2790.886,"body":"podcast. Thank you so much."},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2790.954,"endTime":2793.99,"body":"We'll have another new show next"},{"speaker":"Scott Edwards","startTime":2790.954,"endTime":2793.99,"body":"Sunday. Bye."},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2795.13,"endTime":2797.71,"body":"We hope you enjoyed"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2795.13,"endTime":2797.71,"body":"this episode of Stand Up Comedy"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2797.71,"endTime":2800.83,"body":"your host and MC. For"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2797.71,"endTime":2800.83,"body":"information on the show"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2800.86,"endTime":2805.21,"body":"merchandise and our sponsors or"},{"speaker":"Announcer","startTime":2800.86,"endTime":2805.21,"body":"to send comments to Scott. 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