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ET! Throwback: Year-End Laughs and Trivia: From Foggy Road Adventures to Nostalgic Video Game Chats
What happens when Mitch's foggy drive turns into an accidental stunt adventure, or when actor Joey Thurman drops by for some laughs? Buckle up for our year-end extravaganza, packed with belly laughs and trivia face-offs, as Mitch, Hayden, and Tom reminisce on our funniest podcast moments. From Mitch’s unexpected road escapade to a nail-biting trivia showdown about "Lord of the Rings" locations, it's an episode that showcases our love for entertainment and the camaraderie that brought this podcast to life.
Have you ever compared a brawny actor’s workout to mythical heroes? We have, and it’s just the beginning! We’ve got everything from Ethan Hawke’s quirky movie scene with Willem Dafoe to nostalgic chats about video games like "God of War" as our go-to stress busters. Plus, relive the ‘90s with us as we laugh over "Mantis," the crime-fighting scientist with a flair for rollerblades, and tackle convoluted game quizzes that left one of us hilariously speechless.
Join us for a rollercoaster of topics as we tackle bizarre portrayals of marijuana in films, geek out over "Skyrim," and even debate the Wonder Twins’ casting for HBO Max. Our banter on horror movie survival tactics, complete with Power Ranger helmets, is sure to amuse, and we won’t leave you hanging without the bizarre restaurant scene featuring an eyeball in a drink. Pour a cup of holiday cheer and listen in as we thank you, our listeners, for an incredible year and tease even more laughs and surprises in episodes to come!
Hi, this is Mitch from Entertain this. I just want to thank you all for being here for us throughout the year In this episode. Here we have a couple of our best or funniest moments throughout the year, so I hope you enjoy.
Speaker 2:We are recording on ours. We have sent the recording.
Speaker 3:Blackmail material is being recorded as we speak.
Speaker 4:Oh God, here we go. I told you he was extra. Oh god, here we go. I told you he was extra.
Speaker 5:My name is Dan and, together with my friends Bruno Marucho, julie, mr Hot shot himself shoeing and Alice, we are the Bakugan battle brawlers. Oh.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, oh, is that from your punishment? I was like what am I listening to?
Speaker 6:I don't know what's happening. My punishment is your punishment, Tom.
Speaker 1:I was confused as well.
Speaker 6:Hello, Welcome to Entertain this, a podcast about movies, TV shows and video games. My name is Hayden. With me I have Mitch.
Speaker 3:Hello.
Speaker 6:And Susan, I mean Tom, I hate you. And our special guest speaker, joey Thurman. Wow, formidable actor. He's been in great movies such as Drinking Water.
Speaker 7:Was I supposed to plug that.
Speaker 6:I'm sorry that was your moment to plug, I realize, but thank you, we're going to do it.
Speaker 1:So we woke up at like 5 am to try and get to Jekyll around sunrise time. Well, did you know in South Georgia, around the marshes and stuff, there's a lot of fog.
Speaker 6:I mean the swampy region. For a reason.
Speaker 1:We're lot of fog.
Speaker 6:I mean the swampy region for a reason, we're driving down this straight road at about 45 50, maybe 55, maybe maybe more, maybe 70, maybe 80 in my brand new 2022 look at it this way if they were in a delorean, they would have went back to 1955, yeah kia teller
Speaker 1:well, when you hit this fog down there, it's not like a gradual like you can. When you hit this fog down there, it's not like a gradual like you can't see. You hit the fog and there's a hole. Everything's white, yeah. And then there's the railroad tracks. They go up and back down the way, the roads.
Speaker 6:And you do too. I gotta say the shocks. I was pretty impressed in the shocks the Telluride.
Speaker 1:So you caught some air, huh I did In the back, our passengers in the back. You just see them raising their glass Like oh, they're having coffee.
Speaker 2:We were awake.
Speaker 6:Nobody tell my wife and me and the other producers were like well, there we are, we're here now.
Speaker 2:That happens, that's a. Thing.
Speaker 6:If Mitch is driving and he mumbles some sort of profanities, just buckle up Something's about to happen.
Speaker 1:It was too late.
Speaker 2:There was no stopping. You choke up on the seatbelt a little bit. It's like alright brace for impact.
Speaker 1:All I can do is just let off the gas.
Speaker 6:He just drops his arms in defeat and is like whatever happens, happens.
Speaker 2:I hit something hard. I don't want to limp away from this.
Speaker 6:It was a fun experience. I love working film stuff.
Speaker 1:All right, penguins only live on the South Pole.
Speaker 6:The last question I have for eight points. I hate you.
Speaker 2:You don't ever want me to win? Who?
Speaker 6:will be the first.
Speaker 1:Tom Cruise.
Speaker 6:Good job mates.
Speaker 1:First man to film in space.
Speaker 2:And let me guess that puts him one point ahead of me.
Speaker 6:Actually, you guys are tied, you guys are tied.
Speaker 1:This trivia I knew when he asked the first man to film the ethics of this show and the morality are constantly called into question whenever Hayden emcees anything, I have a You're going to win this question?
Speaker 2:What Mitch's favorite color?
Speaker 6:No, no, no, Watch this Okay.
Speaker 2:Mitch? What's your middle name? What's your social security? What are the last four years?
Speaker 1:Just questions about Mitch.
Speaker 2:You know my middle name. I do, rodney. No, it's not no.
Speaker 1:That's my first name.
Speaker 2:Mitch yes, that's my middle name. Oh really, yes, I thought it was the opposite.
Speaker 6:Okay, alright.
Speaker 2:Out of one, let me guess. Is this going to be a question about something that happened on the road trip with you two that I wasn't there for?
Speaker 6:I wish. Where do we go scout? Would you like me to ask the question or not, because I'm about to change it. You're going to be really mad if I do. Besides New Zealand, name a location where Lord of the Rings was shot, england, okay.
Speaker 2:That's exactly right, tom wins Because they did some of Christopher Lee's scenes there. There you go.
Speaker 4:Because he couldn't fly and as an older adult, as a 35 year old man now, I was starting to pick up on some things, themes and things throughout the franchise that I found really interesting. So I approached my friend nathan here to start a podcast and and that's kind of what we do now. We we talk about the rangers, the teams, the villains and all the thematics within the franchise, going season by season. Yeah, it's been a lot of fun.
Speaker 3:And I'm Nathan Marchand I hail from the great state of Indiana and I have nothing to add to that, because he took care of it all for me. He's the one who talks too much.
Speaker 4:Wow, nathan, come on, man. All right, fine, I'll just keep talking. Then, if you're going to be like that, what else am I going to?
Speaker 3:add Okay, what else am I going to add about that show? If we want to talk about other things, other podcasts that were released, no one cares about your other show, Nathan.
Speaker 4:I can talk about that. No one cares about your other show, Nathan. The other show that I actually do is Kaiju Weekly along with my good friend Travis. Alexander.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no. I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about the other ranger-related thing that I have been bragging about every day since I got it that you hate me for.
Speaker 4:So I don't hate you for it, nathan. I just mildly, I just mildly, just, yes, I hate you.
Speaker 2:Loathe entirely.
Speaker 3:Loathe entirely.
Speaker 6:Supernatural rant.
Speaker 1:All right, my first thing is Just go with it. That's what I'm going to tell you now.
Speaker 6:My first thing is every episode Sam and Dean are concussed. I'm halfway through season five. Okay, and despite the fact that they are fighting Lucifer and they still have 10 seasons to go and they're off ten seasons to go and they're, like you know, off-putting world-ending events, they'll take their time out to go solve a ghost story in some abandoned asylum or something like that.
Speaker 1:They need a break.
Speaker 6:They keep saying that, Like that's their throwaway, Like, ooh, we need a break, Like that's not a break, that's work. Go to Florida or something, Go to Disney World, yeah. But every episode, one or both of them is knocked out and they always just wake up like whoa, where am I?
Speaker 2:You know, I'm just like you would think, at this point you have brain damage now.
Speaker 6:Like that's it. All the ghosts are made up in your head.
Speaker 2:You're right, you know because they're scar tissue at this point.
Speaker 1:No, Cass heals them. Oh, is that what it is?
Speaker 6:Yeah, they've sustained every injury. They've died multiple times. They've been to hell and back. I will say, though, I've enjoyed the show. It's fun. The character development is definitely really good. I like the dynamic between the two.
Speaker 1:I have one more good point that I wanted to bring in. It's not always the best story, but it is fun to watch that a good point that I wanted to bring in.
Speaker 6:It's not always the best story, but it is fun to watch. That's what I liked. Yeah, so are you? How far are you into season five? I'm not in season five yet. You jumped ahead of me.
Speaker 7:Yes, I am winning.
Speaker 2:But uh, I'm like middle late season four.
Speaker 6:I like how they, they put all the credits of the people who are going to be in the show at the very beginning, like you don't know who Jeffrey Dean Morgan is or something like that, and I'm like, oh, the trickster's in this episode Okay great, you know.
Speaker 2:I will say like, if they do like a bit episode where, like the one where they go to Hollywood and Dean just starts being a PA, he just shows up, like the next day he's got like the belt on the headset and he's just like yelling.
Speaker 1:Yeah, 86 the apple box, that's good that's a cut, yeah, so do you like the one where he dies a bunch? Yeah, that was funny, that was funny he goes to plug in the razor.
Speaker 2:Just go this taco tastes funny to you.
Speaker 6:I hear puppy he gets killed by a little dog. That was was funny. Some of the inconsistencies throughout the seasons are kind of silly too, like you know some of the gizmos and doodads that they use to keep a certain ghost or whatever away. They just screw it. It's salt, everything is salt at season five.
Speaker 1:You know, it doesn't matter what it is, you can kill it with salt High cholesterol Heart disease. That's kill it with salt. High cholesterol Heart disease.
Speaker 6:That's how they get you, I think they get a little lazy, and the formula is always the same.
Speaker 1:Have they met Chuck yet? Yeah, I couldn't remember what season that was.
Speaker 6:Yeah, the formula is always the same Somebody dies terribly. In the very beginning it screams cut the supernatural title card Sam and Dean, drive down the road. Sam and Dean, drive down the road, sam and Dean learn about said incident.
Speaker 2:Sam and Dean investigate, said incident.
Speaker 8:One of them gets knocked unconscious.
Speaker 2:One or Bobby shows up, saves them, win, eat, drink beer sitting on the Impala drive off.
Speaker 6:And they complain about whatever the overarching plot is you know, like I can't trust you anymore, sam.
Speaker 4:Come on, dean, you're my older brother, can't you love?
Speaker 6:me, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:One more mission. Yeah, I think it's season seven or eight that they have Supernatural, the musical Alexander.
Speaker 6:Sharp, his sister's in that episode.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, yeah, she's one of the people like one of the kids in the musical that's funny, yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 6:And then another thing too I texted you guys this yesterday. I texted you guys this yesterday, but I saw that I recognized a guy in a show in one of the episodes and I was like, where have I seen that guy from? And so I IMDB'd him and I found out that he was a dude that died like two seasons prior in Supernatural.
Speaker 2:They're recycling.
Speaker 6:I was like it's only season five. We still have ten more seasons to go. They're already recycling their extras. Wow, cycling direction.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 4:So yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but it's fun. You know it doesn't take itself too seriously, it makes fun of itself. So you know I'm enjoying it For a CW show.
Speaker 2:it's the best one Sauron captures what tower?
Speaker 6:Not Minas Tirith, but the other one that's between Minas Tirith and Mordor, that's in the Lord of the Rings. This is the first stage.
Speaker 1:I know Minas Tirith. Yes, oh, darn it.
Speaker 2:Not Minas Tirith. I'm like I was looking at you, like you, idiot.
Speaker 6:What's that little outpost between Minas Tirith and Mordor, minasithil? Yeah, that one. That's what I was going to guess.
Speaker 1:All right, my bad, I'm like I'll just take a guess Whatever.
Speaker 2:You literally said it.
Speaker 1:Not.
Speaker 2:Minas Tirith, not Minas Tirith, it's like.
Speaker 6:But it is Minas Tirith.
Speaker 2:All right, that was close the bonus question. Okay, what's the score?
Speaker 6:right right now. Eight to seven. We struck out like the last ten questions.
Speaker 2:Yes, kela Brimbor is the grandson of.
Speaker 1:Fainor yes.
Speaker 6:I hate this.
Speaker 2:You were winning, you were right there. Mitch, snatching victory from the jaws I remember that one Stupid.
Speaker 6:Can we go back to movies, tv shows and video games after this?
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, because you're going to make the next one.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you know what it is. I'm going to go ahead and announce it. Expanse season two. Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, it's announced. That was like Hayden's running for the finish line and then trips and Mitch just jogs by and breaks the rope.
Speaker 6:Mitch said Fainor, like six times I know, and you finally gave him what he was looking for.
Speaker 2:It's not like. I wrote the question while we were going along and nobody on the boat crew or nothing saw him swimming to them, heard him.
Speaker 1:And he like Olympic swims to them, he's got quite the breaststroke, I'll give it to him.
Speaker 2:He was beating the water up. I don't know if you saw it, but that ocean had bruises from handsome Skarsgård.
Speaker 6:I mean, let's just comment for a second on how ripped this dude got Like he had traps for days, you know and know, and he's probably like in his late 30s. So it just makes me hate myself a little bit.
Speaker 2:You look at him and just go. It's not fair.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, so he looks like you were talking about. Like this is the second movie he's ever worked out, right, yeah?
Speaker 6:yeah, yeah there's. There's an interview with empire with him in it and he talks about his workout regimen and how he's pretty humble about it.
Speaker 2:He looked like he could beat up Captain America and Thor at the same time and he would just be bored.
Speaker 6:Yeah, and his berserker moniker was like Bjornavir or something like that, which is like Beowulf.
Speaker 2:So he already has a cool name he's 6'5 or something.
Speaker 6:He's yoked. Yeah, he just slouches, everywhere he goes.
Speaker 2:It's almost like you're watching him and your back hurts from his poor posture.
Speaker 6:He would be me if I applied myself. Okay, You're going to get taller.
Speaker 2:That's how Skarsgård did it he was 5'5" and he willed himself to be 6'5".
Speaker 6:That's the way he did it. I'm 5'10", all right.
Speaker 2:Give me a branch, I need it.
Speaker 1:If he spikes his hair up, the whole Ethan Hawke and William Dafoe scene at the beginning.
Speaker 6:That was strange.
Speaker 1:Where they're, like licking out of the bowl, like they're dogs?
Speaker 6:Yeah, they're proven if they're wolves or dogs, and they have to prove by farting or burping.
Speaker 2:So Ethan Hawke, just burps in William Dafoe's face.
Speaker 6:He's like oh, the burp of a king.
Speaker 2:Then the little Skarsgård farts.
Speaker 1:He just rips it. When you take a serious movie, you put this scene in it and then you have a kid farting. Completely blows all realism.
Speaker 2:It was done right there.
Speaker 1:That's the scene that ruined the film.
Speaker 2:That's where the spiral went. I thought it was funny.
Speaker 1:It was funny, but that completely ruined the tone of the movie. It was like what they're just barbaric Viking people.
Speaker 6:There's a lot of naked dudes running around dancing with weird horns on and stuff like that. I play video games to escape modern issues. When I was in Afghanistan fighting a war, I played games that had very little to do with war. I played god of war, for instance, you know, even though it was it says even though it says in the title there's no. You know ar-15s and you know explosions and stuff like that. I go. I go kill greek gods call it a day.
Speaker 6:so okay, I'll give Tom a chance in this one. You remember this part, what happens?
Speaker 1:Where's the hive learned?
Speaker 6:Traveling.
Speaker 4:The planets.
Speaker 6:What was the big MacGuffin about the Witch Queen? There's like these special enemies that you know, when you kill them, what they explode no, they were able to harness the light and make ghosts.
Speaker 2:When you kill them, what they explode? No.
Speaker 6:All right, they were able to harness the light and make ghosts. Yes, oh.
Speaker 1:Number 45.
Speaker 6:I think we could just be done, Mitch.
Speaker 2:No there's five more questions.
Speaker 1:We are finishing now.
Speaker 2:Number 45. The last ounces of my blood are trickling out of the vein.
Speaker 6:I just want you to know, Tom, it hurts me more than it hurts you.
Speaker 2:To me it was torture. I give it a two yes Out of ten. Moving on to the TV show Mantis. What is this show about? It's about a paraplegic scientist who develops a cool exosuit and a car that flies, that he hangs from a rope and he fights crime. What? Yes, so this is the best scene.
Speaker 1:I saw this came out in the 90s, when X-Files was still fairly new.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they did two seasons, wow, and these are 45-minute episodes. There's one scene where all these people are stuck in traffic and these rousty gang guys, rousty gang dudes, come barreling out of nowhere with a pickup truck of wooden crates and just start throwing them everywhere and people are honking. And a pickup truck of wooden crates and just start throwing them everywhere and people are honking.
Speaker 2:And then a bunch of dudes on rollerblades, who have helmets and pads, come run up to people's cars with knives that are robbing them, roll out your window. If your window was up, you were safe. So they're grabbing all these persons and walls and throwing them in the back of the truck and the mantis dudes are getting a car behind him and it morphs into the Mantis mobile the Mantis mobile. It takes off into the sky and a Bombay door opens and he drops out. He's got all this cool leather on in his helmet. He's hanging from a rope.
Speaker 1:They spell marijuana, m-a-r-i-h-a-u-n-a, marijuana.
Speaker 2:J is for Jesus, h is for hell, where are you going if you smoke it?
Speaker 1:But repeatedly they say that marijuana causes extreme violence and errors in time and space.
Speaker 6:I'm like what? What universe am I in? David? I'm in a new dimension.
Speaker 2:That's what Dr Strange was about.
Speaker 6:He was smoking that marijuana. That's the dark book or whatever he just light up a joint and started.
Speaker 2:I like how they spell it, like the way Hank Hill would pronounce it Marijuana, david, bobby, are you smoking that marijuana in my yard?
Speaker 1:And then when they go back to the parents' house and there's this creepy guy playing the piano. They go back to the parents' house and there's this creepy guy playing the piano.
Speaker 2:He's like just kind of like da-da-da-da-da-da All right, but how creepy is these people who are trying to influence children in the smoke grass? Is it creepy, or is it like the child catcher from Shitty Chitty, bang, bang, creepy.
Speaker 1:They're just cool and laid back Because that's like the pinnacle. The wife of the guy that's selling the weed, she was like, oh, you shouldn't really be selling it to the kids, you shouldn't be bringing them back here. And he's like, ah, we need the money.
Speaker 2:He attacks his Uncle Sam needs his too. Is that when a dime bag was literally a dime bag? Probably I'll give you two hay pennies and an orange.
Speaker 6:Who had movies? I did. Tam Hayden, did you watch Bambalance the movie? I watched Bambalance the movie.
Speaker 2:I saw them on the wee-woo wagon going down the highway. They had them flashing lights and the wee-woo-wee.
Speaker 6:Was there explosions?
Speaker 2:Oh plenty, it was Michael Bay man. Yeah, Everything exploded.
Speaker 6:Cameras just circling around.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean it's the weirdest thing, man, I saw blades of grass explode. I never thought that could happen. It's nitro-chrysaline.
Speaker 6:They should have been there. It's the chlorophyll.
Speaker 2:Chlorophyll is the face wash, chloroform no.
Speaker 4:Keep going.
Speaker 2:Next subject the crap that turns planes green. Everybody knows it.
Speaker 6:Photosynthesis no the actual chemical itself Michael Bay directed this movie.
Speaker 1:All his decent movies were in his past. Like, the older he gets, the worse his movies get.
Speaker 6:They just get more and more outrageous. I'm thinking like Armageddon. I liked Armageddon. I like that story where Ben Affleck asked him.
Speaker 2:it's like wouldn't it be easier to train astronauts?
Speaker 1:head of drill, yeah, and Michael Bay just looks at him and tells him to shut the F up.
Speaker 2:He's like all right, that's the end of the conversation.
Speaker 6:That's the most Michael Bay story. Yep, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he's like all right, go back over there.
Speaker 6:Video games.
Speaker 2:Wow, wow.
Speaker 1:I didn't say it for the social media and now Mitch with games. Well, we have Dying Light 2, Staying Human.
Speaker 2:Boo Objection.
Speaker 1:Tom doesn't like it. Yeah, I know Tom doesn't like anything, even though he loves Skyrim, and this is just like Skyrim with zombies, but he doesn't like it.
Speaker 2:No it's not like.
Speaker 1:Skyrim.
Speaker 2:It's exactly like it. No, it's not Well.
Speaker 6:Well, first off, Tom hardly played a game.
Speaker 1:Dying Light, True, and Mitch, you hardly play Skyrim so this sounds like a valid argument between the two of you. I tried Skyrim and I was like, yeah, this is boring.
Speaker 6:Keep arguing about your ignorance towards each other's games.
Speaker 1:But basically it's two to four players online or you can play solo. It's a lot like the first game I mean the, where the, the, as far as like the mechanics and everything. They didn't really change a lot of that. Um, I mean one of the pluses it does have pretty seamless free running, unless you're Tom. If you're Tom, you have trouble navigating.
Speaker 6:Well, Tom's not great at platforming in any game, so well.
Speaker 1:I mean like you can just jump, you know he'll grab the ledge if you're close to it. No, he won't.
Speaker 2:Don't lie to me. I've seen it happen on my television.
Speaker 6:Every video game, with every video game character you play, has just got some weird depth perception issues.
Speaker 2:It's like my guy needs glasses. Grab the ledge, tom Just jump.
Speaker 6:Screaming at his TV.
Speaker 1:Then he rage quit on Elden Ring, just took the game off.
Speaker 2:That's what happened. Bowman takes a shot like all the crew of the boat, like lock everybody in, like the ballroom or whatever, and he's just like one of you is the kid, of course.
Speaker 6:It's like here we go, go, just shoot him right there. You know roll credits, yeah, all right. What news you got? All right.
Speaker 2:So let me see what I had here. I looked it up. I promise I'm not doing it as we speak so dc has cast the wonder twins. Oh man, yeah, uh, kj appa and isabel May.
Speaker 6:Are they actual twins? Because if not, I'm offended. No, they're not twins. Oh, I'm offended.
Speaker 1:Isabel May is the girl from 1883.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so basically, why are they making this a movie? It's a girl who turns into animals and a guy who turns into water. It's going to be Well, no, they can turn into animals.
Speaker 1:One can turn into inanimate objects, yeah, but it's going to be like an HBO Max movie, not a theater movie.
Speaker 6:This guy sucked that. Your sister's got way cooler powers. Yeah, I can turn into a.
Speaker 2:T-Rex. What are you going to turn into? A book Loser? Turn into a laser gun. Dad, you can't shoot, he's inanimate.
Speaker 1:You can still talk.
Speaker 2:Yeah, hey, you better hope nobody picks me up come here, pick me up, point me at yourself do it, shoot yourself with me do it you coward.
Speaker 6:Alright, if they made it to a comedy, I think that'd actually be really good.
Speaker 2:I mean, there's got to be some sort of thing where, like you, can force him to change, because that would make him change in the toilet paper and just put him in a men's room at a gas station in Alabama. Yeah, the truckers are here.
Speaker 6:For the final question.
Speaker 2:That we're still talking about.
Speaker 5:For the win.
Speaker 6:For the final question that we're still talking about For the win, what defense grants you the most invincibility frames? You know what invincibility frames are.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 6:When you roll and an enemy attacks you and you roll through that. You're invincible for a certain amount of frames. While it's A light bill, okay, no, but you're invincible for a certain amount of frames, while it's A light bill, okay, no, but you're on. Yes, but yes, but no, this is a specific. I'll give you. It's an Ash of War, okay.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's the one where you do the jump. Oh, we did it to get to that spot through the Bloodhound Fang. Yeah, blood Fang Dash Blood, dash Fang Dash Blood.
Speaker 1:It's Bloodhound Fang no.
Speaker 2:I have the sword. That's the sword. It's Bloodhound Fang. It's the sword. It's the Bloodhound Step.
Speaker 6:Yes, yes Woo.
Speaker 1:I'm back, baby, only because I gave you the words and you just got the last word. I got two out of the three words. How about that?
Speaker 2:Okay, I got three words, I'll give you a quarter of a point.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, you shut up. Stop doing this crap. You get three quarters of a point as soon as Mitch does.
Speaker 2:this has been happening far too long on this show you win by three quarters of a point. Every single time you just throw a brush into Relax.
Speaker 6:You've won. Good job, tom. Now punish Mitch already, all right.
Speaker 2:I didn't think I was going to win.
Speaker 6:I got to look it up.
Speaker 2:Talk amongst yourselves Bye. Peruse the ball sack. That's Miko the ball sack. He's like shriveled poop with an eye and they don't even blink. At the same time, Because?
Speaker 6:I got two puppeteers. Yeah, I don't even blink.
Speaker 2:At the same time, Because I got two puppeteers. Yeah, I don't even know if they have puppeteers. So he's like sitting on a table, he's going nookie, that's how he sounds the entire time. And then I was going meekle and I was like I wanted to punch the television, yeah, so you look at the stupid doll on the table, like all hooked up to stuff. They got stuff shoved up his nose, up his butt. There's wires everywhere.
Speaker 6:If it's a blob, how does it have a nose and a butt?
Speaker 2:Well, it's like the anim it looks like a sad scrotum man, sad scrotum man. I don't know how His ears look like condom wrappers I want to hear that in an all points bulletin.
Speaker 6:Describe this man, the sad scrotum man. I know exactly who you're talking about.
Speaker 2:I saw that man last night, the nurse walks in, like inject him with stuff and like mess around with his tubes and he's tiny, like in the shot, like he's like on the gurney, hooked up to all the stuff and it gets to him and he's huge and she's just a normal person. I'm like how am I? How big is the? Or how small?
Speaker 7:I don't know there's no, like concept of size. Um, I will say this there's a, a film that is set to come out, hopefully later this year. Uh, that's called the marks and uh, that was definitely one of my favorites and I think it's just because of the role, um, I get to play kind of a used up, washed up 90s pro wrestler. Isn't that like your actual?
Speaker 6:biography.
Speaker 2:Is this a true?
Speaker 6:story.
Speaker 7:Let me tell you this, for all seriousness I was able to pull from such a magnificent bag of knowledge and contribute from other characters and other people that I knew to that character but it's called the marks and that's that's definitely one of my favorites, just because I had so many friends and it was a comedy and it was, it was just fun.
Speaker 6:Yeah, because he was in wrestling at some point, right?
Speaker 7:Yeah, I was, I was. I was a pro wrestler for WCW for four years.
Speaker 6:So there's more questions for you wrestling nerds.
Speaker 1:Speaking of that, one of my questions I was going to ask you is what was the funniest thing that happened to you while in the ring?
Speaker 7:Oh, probably. One night we were on this tour and the way it works is you would stop and you would eat, you work at a town, then you shower and everybody when you're in the indie stuff, everybody piles into one or two vans and they take you off to the next town. Did we talk about this, the last episode? Yeah, but you know.
Speaker 2:That was two years ago.
Speaker 7:Everything's forgotten. I was just gonna say that, that that one jumps out the the most um, because basically what happened was I got food poisoning at the restaurant and, uh, and the next day I was in no shape to work, and so I worked, I did work, I did work and I ended up having a uh, a couple of opportunities where I would have to tell the guy to throw me under the ring so that I could crawl under the ring. Were you wearing a diaper under your leotard?
Speaker 7:I was not I was not, and it wasn't nice when they had to tear down the show afterwards, I'm sure. But where are you going to go, man? You've got 6,000 people in an arena and you're 60 yards from the bathroom.
Speaker 1:Where are you?
Speaker 4:going to go. You've got to do what you. You got to do what you got to do.
Speaker 8:He's looking for a weapon. That's all. But I will say that you know. If you don't know this, you should. There's an incredible stunt team. Oh yeah, Underneath all those helmets.
Speaker 6:Right, they swap you guys out, right yeah.
Speaker 8:Okay, that's what's going to be. One of my other questions is how much did you actually get to?
Speaker 6:do If the helmet is on it's?
Speaker 8:not us, okay, and that is just true for everybody, and so we have to give credit where credit is due, and the scent team is incredible, so if the helmet is on, it is a scent person. The first season when you see our faces, it's us.
Speaker 6:I remember the first season kind of has a little bit of a taboo history for today's standards because they would I think it's called wigging where they would put male stunt performers in the female costumes. Did that happen in your season too.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh, it did. Yeah, they did Okay.
Speaker 8:Yeah, they totally did. There's plenty it was like oh my god, you can tell that that guy is a guy in the crotch area it's like bulge.
Speaker 2:Come on, guys, tuck that back a little more please
Speaker 1:they'll increase the zombies physical abilities or the infection rate to where it's like astronomical, to where you got got to be quarantined not to get infected.
Speaker 6:It makes sense for 28 Days Later. It doesn't make sense for the Walking Dead or other things.
Speaker 1:And then, lastly, you basically just make the protagonists idiots.
Speaker 6:Yeah, they're always falling down.
Speaker 1:It's either because it's a comedy, zombie movie or the good guys are just completely dumb when it comes to choosing a location their weapons. We've got these guns. Let's take the machete.
Speaker 2:This kind of thing, but the machete doesn't run out of ammo. What's?
Speaker 6:your backup weapon. Take both. That's the answer.
Speaker 2:Obviously, that's the answer.
Speaker 6:Yeah, or they see you.
Speaker 2:I've explained my zombie scenario. What I need a lot of it's already here in the apartment. I'm already on the third floor, which is nice because I have elevation, okay.
Speaker 6:I have unlimited water. I'm good you got your Power Rangers helmet I have two Power Ranger helmets and one X-Wing helmet. Which one would you wear? His brain?
Speaker 1:can't be eaten.
Speaker 2:My third one's in the mail. Oh, look at you, the Blue.
Speaker 6:Ranger helmet suck on that. Which color would you wear for the zombie apocalypse? Green, oh, it blends in with the foliage, or?
Speaker 2:something. Obviously it's more powerful. Plus, some of you will look and go oh, green ranger.
Speaker 6:You'd be a really funny zombie walking around, that's also kind of like a niche kind of thing.
Speaker 2:It's just like is that the green? Oh he's a zombie. He can't bite us. He's got the helmet on. I'd be harmless, I'd be like a novelty. Have you seen the Green Ranger?
Speaker 1:zombie Don't kill that guy. He looks cool.
Speaker 2:No, I'd go to Medieval Times.
Speaker 6:What's that do for your acting credentials if you're playing a character where you're pretending to not be an actor?
Speaker 1:You're really good at not being an actor.
Speaker 2:You're such a good actor. We don't believe you're an actor Like those erectile dysfunction commercials. Why would you want to be in that? You're the guy whose dick doesn't work.
Speaker 6:But he's also trying to be like a real person that people can relate to, kind of thing.
Speaker 2:I can't relate to you, Can you Tom? My junk works great.
Speaker 6:They're also confirming Squid Games, the reality show. I saw that. That's right Real games Real death, real people no. They have confirmed there will be no death in the reality TV show.
Speaker 2:Lame, I'm not watching.
Speaker 6:They're going to have the biggest cast ever 425, 26 people, like in the actual Squid Game.
Speaker 1:So it's going to be like the MXC, but real $4.25 million or something like that is up for grabs.
Speaker 6:Now my question is is it going to be like the show where you can choose to share the money with people if you work together, or, uh, can you like just screw everybody and take it all for yourself?
Speaker 2:you know like that's what you would do. Well, I want to know, like, what people would do in a moment. You know, hayden would fake the team up for us guys. We'll do it for entertain this. Think of all the stuff we do, we get to the end he tripped us at the finish line he's like I lied
Speaker 6:no, no, I take the money and put it right back in the podcast.
Speaker 1:But you said it was subtitled for one episode. What was the other three or four?
Speaker 2:It was just all in Japanese. You're supposed to have learned Japanese by then, Mitch.
Speaker 6:That makes it even better.
Speaker 2:I'm just sitting there like I don't know what's going on here.
Speaker 6:Why is that guy screaming oh he's dead. That's funny. All right, that makes sense.
Speaker 2:No, no, no, I'm tracking, I'm tracking. Okay, I, I just wondered Animation style terrible the models and director. Awful, you remember old Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, the first couple episodes with the Japanese footage. Yeah, that looked like Oscar-worthy performance and pure brilliant set design like Lord of the Rings, compared to what I watched on that show.
Speaker 1:I'm just picturing the old Godzilla hand puppet from the 90s.
Speaker 2:Godzilla jumping in. You missed the pterodactyl where you could see the dude's watch Like punch into the floppy neck of the pterodactyl as he's like going. We painted on dead eyes he actually hits the glow button. You can see it glowing under the pterodactyl skin.
Speaker 6:I knew when they filmed that scene it was 930 at night. Is that a Casio?
Speaker 2:It was a Se all right.
Speaker 6:Rule number one being in a horror movie, just don't. You're gonna let me squad you through I was gonna let you say that first one since hayden's don't be in it. Yeah, don't, don't be in it if you're in a horror movie, just don't thank you for listening.
Speaker 2:This is entertaining this. I'm Tom.
Speaker 6:That was hateful. You better turn that into a comedy real quick. That's your only chance. All right, Mitch, what do you got?
Speaker 1:Well, the first thing I put down, I kind of stole from Zombieland Don't be the hero. Yeah, heroes die, that is true.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you're in trouble and Mitch is there, you're done. Just accept your fate. Mitch is not going to come save you.
Speaker 8:He wouldn't even save us in a video game.
Speaker 2:You think he's going to put his life on the line in real life.
Speaker 6:Yeah, no, you're gone. You might as well just kill yourself. He's already slow, so he's going to take every advantage of these guys.
Speaker 1:Slow what do you mean I'm going to outrun you out of the car?
Speaker 6:Especially if he takes your knees out.
Speaker 1:Next I wrote down don't go into the dark. Darkness equals death, yeah.
Speaker 2:You know, that is true.
Speaker 1:The people that walk into rooms, or they'll go in with a candle to light the house. Yeah, why?
Speaker 2:bring a light source so we can just go. A strong ghost of you know, a strong, a strong gust of wind perhaps. If they can rip your heart out, they can probably blow out the candle the best example of that not with a candle going like is Darkness Falls, where the kid's having a nightmare and he's hiding and his mom goes into the dark room.
Speaker 6:It's just murder fest, just blood everywhere she's flying up and down on the ground, just blood everywhere, and it's just like say you killed your mom, Wasn't there a movie where a hitchhiker was a serial killer and the guy that he picked up was also a serial killer. Or did I dream that?
Speaker 2:I can't remember that would be a great movie, though that sounds familiar.
Speaker 6:Or what if they thought that each other was a serial killer. So, like you know, they picked up a third. No, like they're plotting, they're very cautious the entire time, thinking that they're going to the other guy's going to kill him. You know stuff like that. So the entire movie I think that'd be a great movie.
Speaker 1:Two paranoid people just sitting in a car.
Speaker 6:I'll sit in the back. Why are you sitting in the back?
Speaker 2:Why do you want me to?
Speaker 6:I feel like this is also another film that the pitch is better than the intro. I can pitch him, I just can't make him In Halloween Resurrection.
Speaker 1:what is the name of the reality show that invites guests to spend the night at Michael's childhood home?
Speaker 2:MTV's.
Speaker 6:Cribs hey, we heard, you like ghost stories.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the Halloween episode of MTV Cribs.
Speaker 6:It's going to be something stupid, because it's a movie that wants to make up its own stupid name for, of course, it's going to be stupid, so it's going to be like MTV's Cribs. It's going to be like Ghost Fanatics or something like that. I don't know. I don't know All right?
Speaker 1:Well, I wrote down four choices to pick from. Okay, ghost Facers, america's Most Haunted Paranormal Investigators, or Dangertainment Dangertainment, yeah, I was like it's got to be, is it?
Speaker 2:Dangertainment.
Speaker 4:Dangertainment? Yeah, I was like it's got to be. Is it Dangertainment? Yes, yeah, that's what I thought.
Speaker 2:As soon as I heard it, I was like yes, that's totally it.
Speaker 6:That's stupid enough to be in a movie that was so stupid.
Speaker 2:I believe every bit of it All right.
Speaker 6:Number 10. Number 10 of antagonists that you think are scary and cool.
Speaker 1:Sure, why not?
Speaker 6:Which is part of a balanced breakfast. So who has?
Speaker 2:the wind from the happening.
Speaker 8:I actually wrote Mark Wahlberg's confused face.
Speaker 2:Huh, huh, what's going on here, All right.
Speaker 6:so Steely Dan has an issue with his accomplice, Ruth. Throughout this movie she starts questioning whether or not she's going to like she will view him. Be, she will view, exactly, Alright, Whether or not he thinks she will be loyal, take a drink. Will Ruth be loyal to Steely Dan? This is Steely Dan's interpretation. Go ahead, Mitch.
Speaker 2:I think if I'm caught I'll tell them where she is.
Speaker 6:Yeah. He just nods. Pretty sure, yeah, If I talk you'll let them know where he is.
Speaker 2:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 6:All right, karen check More epic music. Karen check More instructions. And the location is north of the university More instructions.
Speaker 5:And the location is north of the university. Take Westbury to Grenadier Bear. Left at the construction yard, Continue on the paved road past a large oak for three and six-tenths miles. Just beyond the remains of a concrete dam there's a fallen sycamore about 75 paces from the road. That's where the castle is buried.
Speaker 6:You must be an arbalest to do GPS back in the 60s.
Speaker 2:What the f*** is a sycamore Carat check. For my parents' sake, please.
Speaker 6:For some reason, the feds are lost. Three and seven tenths miles. Anybody see anything? Three and seven tenths miles.
Speaker 2:Hey, look at this genius. They're driving at night. He's got sunglasses on.
Speaker 6:Alright, this is where the movie comes to climax. That last part we burned through that was like literally an hour of the movie. You're welcome, alright. This is the coolest policed FBI federal takeover ever. They capture this guy at helicopter point. Take it away, mitch, you will bring your boat to shore. He could have just kept. I don't know, boating, it's a helicopter, what are they going to do like land on him? But no, he was like, oh man, it's a helicopter.
Speaker 2:Who directed the movie? I heard the boo, oh, come on. I heard the boo, oh, come on.
Speaker 6:I heard the boo All right, he doesn't know, though I wrote it down, rob Reiner, yes, yes, mitch, it was Rob.
Speaker 4:Reiner One two and three.
Speaker 2:I heard the boo. I heard the boo. Mitch has taken the lead by one. That leaves one question All the marbles, everything to gain, everything to lose. Question number four who was the Dread Pirate Roberts before Wesley?
Speaker 1:Ryan.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 1:Yes, mitch, I knew that was a question Tom would ask as well. I was like this sounds like something Tom would ask.
Speaker 6:What controversy does Frank's Scrooge promo do? Causes an old lady to die. He's like this is going to be great. Great advertising I want that run 24-7 around the clock. What's Claire's pet name for?
Speaker 2:Frank Hurry up. I thought you were going in a different direction. I didn't know. Lumpy you got it Mitch.
Speaker 1:Lumpy yeah, she hits him in the forehead with a door.
Speaker 2:It's 11-3 right now. It's not looking good and it's not going to get any better.
Speaker 1:What does Frank suggest the sage hand do with the mouse Staple?
Speaker 2:the antler Vaughn I knew that.
Speaker 1:Who's the lady that keeps getting injured? The censor? Yes, Mitch Tom, you can guess.
Speaker 6:All right in the restaurant scene.
Speaker 4:What's in Frank's drink? An eyeball.
Speaker 6:Yes, Mitch. What happens to the waiter that causes him to freak out His?
Speaker 1:arm gets on fire. Yes, mitch, what happens to the way that?
Speaker 4:causes him to freak out, his arm gets on fire.
Speaker 2:Yes, mitch, I just keep hearing he got two. I'm just going to put my puzzle down.
Speaker 1:I don't need it. Should have watched the movie. Thanks for listening to this episode. We're going to have a lot more stuff coming out this year, so we hope you stick around and listen with us as the year goes by. Thank you.
