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ET! Throwback: Turtles in Concert, Star Wars Speculations, and TV Show Showdowns: A Hilarious Pop Culture Journey
This episode explores childhood nostalgia through movies, TV shows, and video games, featuring a change in format to include a Great Debate segment. With discussions on Ninja Turtles, various TV show rivalries, and a hot sauce challenge, listeners will find humor and insight into how these favorites shaped our lives.
• Transition from classic movies to debates over modern shows
• Discussion of the painful nostalgia invoked by Turtles Out of Their Shells
• Review of Ted Bundy biopic and its ethical implications
• Exciting upcoming movies and shows announced
• Engaging debates on Supernatural vs. Stranger Things and Marvel vs. DC
• Interactive audience participation encouraged for future episodes
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Speaker 1:You just want to like, clothesline him right off the table Back in, and then we can go. Welcome to Two Men and a Podcast.
Speaker 2:You see his feet flop in the back.
Speaker 3:Hello and welcome to Entertain this, a podcast about movies, tv shows and video games. This is episode 25.
Speaker 1:We can rent a car, yeah, legally you gotta put the thing out.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:You actually pressed the right one. Good job, we've changed things up.
Speaker 3:We've listened to some feedback and we've decided to do things a little bit differently. We're not doing the top 10 list anymore. We're doing these great debates, and we'll get into that later. Instead of Nerf guns, we're not doing the top 10 list anymore. We're doing these great debates, and we'll get into that later. And instead of Nerf guns we have the bomb, which we call the no, no juice. All right, you say a naughty word.
Speaker 1:You got to lick satanic fluid.
Speaker 3:So, okay, let's go ahead and kick this off. My name is Hayden. No, it's not with me. Okay, let's go ahead and kick this off. My name is Hayden. No, it's not With me.
Speaker 2:We have Me which is Say your name, idiot Mitchell. There you go.
Speaker 3:It's going to be a long podcast.
Speaker 2:I thought you were stalled for a minute. You were like uh, you were just like words, not brain.
Speaker 3:We're at a minute 45, and we haven't even gotten through the names yet. Tom, there we go. I figured it out from that it's only 25 episodes you know it's like we've been doing this for months.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:As long as we remember our names, so Wait who are you people? Yeah when am I. As long as I put my name down, I get credit.
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Speaker 3:Cool, all right. Well, hey, somebody got punished last week. Hmm, it wasn't you this time, mitch.
Speaker 2:Yes, I got to punish someone. Yeah, it wasn't you this time, mitch.
Speaker 3:Yes, I got to punish someone yeah it wasn't me One of the rare times.
Speaker 1:Yes, this is punishment number. What for you? Well, rubik, the Amazing Cube Thunder in Paradise. So this is number three.
Speaker 3:Number three out of 25.
Speaker 1:I've had four Mitch.
Speaker 3:Has had the rest.
Speaker 2:Well, you do the math. So seven out of the 25, y'all two combined have been watched.
Speaker 1:At least it wasn't like cast the butthole cut. That's true, yeah, which is hysterical.
Speaker 3:All right. Well, what did you have to watch?
Speaker 1:I had to watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles out of their shells live, which was a live show they did in 1990. And the video is on YouTube. Don't watch it Unless you want to feel nostalgic. But the comments on the video is what got me through it, because I would be watching it. I could just feel like brain cells dying and I'd scroll through it like the comments were broken down to basically three categories these parents look miserable. The nostalgia or I thought this was a dream I had once 30 years ago and it turns out it was real or Shredder making fun of the kids.
Speaker 3:So Ninja Turtles, in my opinion, has a very interesting range of ages, because originally it was an adult comic book, wouldn't you say?
Speaker 1:Yes, all right.
Speaker 3:And then the cartoons kind of melded out to I'd say, pre-teen somewhere in there. What age group would you call this? These were all little kids Like toddlers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:I mean there were some little kids and I guess probably about ages 6 to maybe 12.
Speaker 2:Okay, because this was the height of the 80s to 90s. Kids show popularity. This was 1990.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because I couldn't find a lot of information about this. Why were they out of their shells? Because they're going wild? I don't know.
Speaker 3:I think it's because they just couldn't afford To do the whole thing.
Speaker 2:It'd be hard to pretend to play instruments With a shell on.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah, but with three fingers it's like you can't even hold nothing.
Speaker 3:Who was the drummer? There wasn't one. Oh, who played they?
Speaker 1:all seemed to have instruments and there was like there was a drum set and then there was like Drums on a wall, yeah, and like I think it was Raphael or Donatello Just standing there with a stick Just going like Hitting them out of sequence. From the drums you're actually hearing. Oh, so there had to have been some sort of a ghost band behind the set. Oh, I'm positive.
Speaker 3:That was playing.
Speaker 1:But it's an hour and a half they only played 10 songs.
Speaker 2:That's all it needed, right?
Speaker 1:So it was all talking, yeah there was like little bits, and then the Master Splinter song was creepy. It was creepy, it was depressing, it was like weird and it was supposed to be, like you know, inspiring.
Speaker 3:It's about throwing stones on a lake. Okay, the ripples. That's you.
Speaker 1:You're causing change, you're inspiring man, yeah, but like the puppet was like the stuff of nightmare.
Speaker 3:It was. It had the bug eyes and like the whiskers and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it had like one gnarled ear and he's just staring into your soul.
Speaker 3:You know like I remember the movie Fanda, the Neverending Story Remember that movie you remember the dark wolf from Neverending Story.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I saw that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I saw that before I saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and so when I saw Splinter it looked the exact same for me and Splinter traumatized me as a kid ever since, so I could have seen that being a problem for that stage. Like these creepy puppet with people inside of them come out on stage and kids just start losing their minds.
Speaker 1:Screaming Like. The whole premise of the show is like Shredder is going to get rid of all the music in the world. Music's bad. He sings the songs about how he hates music. Which defeats the purpose, but he doesn't even look like Shredder from anything. He looks like a Power Ranger villain or something from Beetleborgs. Yeah, they ran out of money. They really didn't. They spent it all on the stupid suits.
Speaker 3:Was like the audience packed. I mean, yeah, I saw very few empty seats.
Speaker 1:This was like the first show they did, from when I read it like in New York City in 1920. The first and only.
Speaker 2:I think they're on Oprah at one point.
Speaker 1:There was some guy in the comments. He's like I was at this show. He's like I went to this show twice and I was like God bless your parents, because every parent in that audience looked miserable. Yeah, some of them were giggling when Shredder got up there. Then he just starts roasting all these kids and everybody's just kind of looking around. The kids are like boo, and then they just was like oh, we're gonna get him and like it's like you better be careful because those kids will probably jump over the seats to jump him on stage to just be like going down in a crowd, like in zombies or something.
Speaker 3:Joke on it so it was.
Speaker 1:It wasn't good the singing.
Speaker 3:Horrible. Was there like One catchy song? You were like, okay, no.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 3:No, did the mouths move all like weird, like in the movies, or did it just have flaps? It was just kind of flappy, okay.
Speaker 1:The only. Thing. What was her face April?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's the girl.
Speaker 1:The woman who did her singing parts Actually sounded not horrible.
Speaker 2:Good for her. Compared to everything else, though, but you said there was no fighting or anything like that.
Speaker 1:No. It was just a lot of puttering around and some singing and some footage from the movie, and then that was really about it, you can't be like.
Speaker 3:what a crazy idea. What were they thinking? Because Spider-Man was on Broadway at one point and apparently there's a musical called cats, so yeah, we're waiting for them to release the mysterious butthole cut we know so much about so but uh, I don't know um it seems. Seems like absolute torture.
Speaker 1:I'm glad I've seen footage of jimmy hendrix messed up on heroin and getting booed off stage. I would rather watch that. I'd rather watch him try to play a show for an hour and a half than watch that again.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and it being like a live performance, I'm sure. What was it like? An hour and a half.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's an hour and a half, but the first three minutes is them doing the stage setup and it turns out that's from New Kids on the Block, from like one of their music videos or like their concert that they did, like that footage of like all the stuff getting set up and all the roadies doing all their stuff. That's weird, that's from that, but they just put it in the beginning of that and it's just like they just don't address it.
Speaker 3:They had like, like Freddie Mercury, come out know from what like live aid in 1985 they started stealing that footage too. They just started doing stuff.
Speaker 1:You look at like oh, it's like, oh, hey, there's eddie van halen getting ready. It's just like wait a minute, what am I watching?
Speaker 2:I just remember when I was looking it up for like two minutes of the first part. It's just like static and words popping up yeah and a little montage video of people getting ready and yeah, and it's not them yeah, so between rubik and thunder and paradise and this which was the worst one, ah rubik was still pretty bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, uh, now this might be the least bad. I'd say rubik was number two, but thunder and paradise is the last like the worst thunder and paradise was worse than Rubik Because he had to watch Hulk Hogan run around.
Speaker 2:pretend to be serious With his bald mullet.
Speaker 3:Our very first episode. Tom got punished. He had to watch Rubik the Amazing Cube.
Speaker 1:So throwback there's even a t-shirt that I had to wear. There's no video. It was back before videos existed. I was a little mad. I didn't get to keep that.
Speaker 3:T-shirt. You can keep the T-shirt and still have it.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I'm not going to wear it, but I was kind of mad I didn't get given it, though it was given to you you handed it back to me. You can have the T-shirt. You can have the T-shirt. I'll bring it to you through that. Uh, this gets like a 0.5 0.5.
Speaker 3:So what would what? Did you get? Thunder in paradise? I don't remember. I think you gave thunder in paradise like a 1.5 so your reviews are a little out of whack here, misconstrued. Uh, I give it. I give it a two. All right, two, that makes sense. So you think like some kid could just sit down and just watch turtles gyrating on stage and be entertained by?
Speaker 1:it. Oh the uh. Not, they're not called putties like they're on power rangers. What are his uh shredders minions called?
Speaker 2:the foot clan.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the foot soldiers, the foot clan.
Speaker 3:They were twerking on stage and it's like, oh, that's where that started 1990 everybody thanks, turtles thanks well, no thanks clan, yeah minions all right, cool. Well, it was depressing. Each week we spent a punishment wheel. One of us gets picked to punish the other guy by watching a horrible movie, tv show or video game. Mostly Mitch suffers. Mostly Mitch.
Speaker 1:Maybe Tom has started his run of punishments now we can sit back, or I'm good for another 10 episodes, or he's good for the 10 episodes, or unless somebody misses a week.
Speaker 3:Yeah yeah, that's true, that was a dangerous precedent that we said that day. Yeah, it sucks too, because I was on military leave. It's not like I just like decided to not show up.
Speaker 1:But it's like sorry semantics, you're out serving the country and and we're just like, hey, when you get back, it's what you're watching. Watch this crappy thing.
Speaker 3:All right. So let's kick it off with news and reviews. We talk about things every week that you want to hear, and we do a little bit of research and we play or watch a medium and review that. So let's do movies.
Speaker 2:All right. Well, I watched medium and review that, so let's do movies all right. Well, I watched. It's been out, I guess, a year maybe, but uh, it's a extremely wicked and shockingly evil and vile. It's a.
Speaker 1:It's a movie about ted bundy I did watch this movie, me too it's a star, zack zack efron, he's.
Speaker 2:He's ted bundy. The movie was really good. I mean, everybody knows Ted Bundy did it. You know he killed all these people horribly.
Speaker 1:He's one of the most prolific serial killers in American history.
Speaker 3:Did he cannibalize or was that no?
Speaker 2:that was Dahmer. Okay, he just beat and raped and murdered.
Speaker 1:Simple there's no extracurricular.
Speaker 3:Can you say it with a little less, like you know, excitement maybe like a little bit more like depression, like you hate and rape people play this little violin.
Speaker 2:But anyways, the movie does a really good job because everybody knows he did this stuff. But it does a good job of making him seem almost like he's being railroaded by the justice system to begin with, before it reveals the more shocking things that you find out as the movie goes on. But it portrays him to start with the reason he was able to get so close to some of these women to be able to kill them. He was a very handsome person, a very charming kind of guy that could talk to them and invite them home or whatever.
Speaker 3:He was a predator.
Speaker 1:He was a very, very good one.
Speaker 2:He was a very smart guy. Actually, he was his own lawyer.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he was his own lawyer. He actually got commended by the judge. We know you're all guilty as hell.
Speaker 3:He did.
Speaker 1:But you did actually do a lot of research and actually represented himself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the judge told him that in a different circumstance he would have been proud to have him on his legal counsel.
Speaker 1:as far as working, he's also a suicide line operator.
Speaker 3:He talked somebody out of suicide. Yeah, somebody was like the guy he talked to like it was Ted Bundy. Yeah and he saved some kid drowning in a lake or something like that. They don't have that in the movie, no.
Speaker 2:But I mean, he escaped from prison or escaped well.
Speaker 1:He escaped twice yeah he escaped twice.
Speaker 2:I don't know if it was from prison or just jail. I think he escaped from a Florida jail. He escaped once from the jail. Yeah, he eventually got caught in Florida the last time. Didn't he kill somebody after his escapes? Yes, he killed several people after both escapes. That's stupid. Killed a lot of people.
Speaker 1:Like 30?
Speaker 2:30 confirmed.
Speaker 3:Well, I think the thing that's important about this guy is that he was on the tail end of the serial profiling phase, that that you know, uh, what makes a serial killer. And he was like a wild card because he was handsome. He didn't look like a, an unhygienic, you know trailer parents well used yeah, you know, guy, he was a smart dude who came from a decent household and, um, you know, he just decided he wanted to kill women.
Speaker 1:So I thought he had a messed up childhood I think he had a messed up childhood from.
Speaker 2:From what I can tell in the movie they don't really explain a whole lot about his childhood. No, I don't know. I just know he was a very smooth talker, very charming, when it comes to like talking to just you know, everyday people and then it's almost like a light was or switch would flip and he would kill them when they're not expecting it.
Speaker 3:I did like how the movie portrayed him all the way up.
Speaker 1:I mean it's a biopic, so you know how it ends with Ted Bundy.
Speaker 3:But all the way up until his execution he's confident, he acts like he's got this in the bag, and then, when he realizes it's about to happen, he loses his mind.
Speaker 2:It just goes kind of crazy and he maintains that he was innocent all the way up until, like the last, you know, days of his life.
Speaker 1:So there were some guys who you know. They were uh immediately, just like I, am guilty I forget the guy's name.
Speaker 2:What is the? Uh? The doctor from, or, like the scientist from, space force.
Speaker 3:John Malkovich. He plays the judge in Florida in the last part.
Speaker 2:I don't remember all these people's names. The guy that plays Sheldon from Big Bang Theory he's the lawyer that eventually gets him convicted in Florida.
Speaker 1:What is his name?
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, we know who you're talking about Parsons.
Speaker 2:Yeah, jim Parsons, jim Parsons, jim Parsons yeah he plays the lawyer that's against Zac Efron in the final lawyer scenes and stuff like that. So it was really good, I thought.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think the controversy that people didn't like about this movie was that at the end they showed everybody cheering the fact that he had been executed and made him look like they were all a bunch of crazy savages. Okay, capital, know. Okay, capital punishment whether or not you believe in it, you know people die, so it's. It's not necessarily like you know something to celebrate, but it's, it's God's purpose, you know.
Speaker 2:And and in the end it was this guy's life weight against 30 known people, yeah, and so they executed him.
Speaker 3:and this was was in a time where that stuff was praised. So, yeah, well, I'm not against it. What did you rate this movie?
Speaker 2:I'd probably give it at least a seven. It kept my interest.
Speaker 3:This is the second time I've watched it. It wasn't, you know, bright lights and laser swords. So I mean, I'm proud of you, mitch. You watched a movie about a real story.
Speaker 2:He's still sour about everyone liking Star Wars better than Star Trek.
Speaker 1:Everybody, everybody we asked was like Star Wars.
Speaker 3:Because everybody's wrong, uneducated swine.
Speaker 2:Anyways, we'll move on to have two little things of news. First, they're coming out with I don't know a whole lot about it, but they're coming out with I don't know a whole lot about it, but they're coming out with a movie about tesla and how he, you know, cola tesla yeah, it's not a car, it's.
Speaker 2:It's going to be about how he came up with the electricity before edison, but how it was stolen from him and everything like that. It's. It looks like an interesting trailer. I just I don't know a whole lot about it.
Speaker 3:Other than is there a movie called the current wars, isn't that?
Speaker 1:I don't know this is like one's like the Wizard of Menlo Park or something this isn't a documentary, nothing like that it's.
Speaker 2:No, it wasn't a documentary, a cover patch and somebody else in it. I already did horrible, but oh well, I mean, this is like the. The trailer shows him like experimenting with electricity and things like that. It looked pretty interesting. I like I said, I don't know a whole lot about it. It comes out August, august though.
Speaker 1:Okay that'll be fun to see. The only representation I remember of Tesla in a movie is David Bowie, where he comes walking out of the electricity and you're just like this is just David Bowie being David Bowie. He's not actually pretending to play anybody.
Speaker 3:I wish he did that. I wish in the Prest says let's dance.
Speaker 1:No, he says.
Speaker 2:He says you know about the babe or something like that from the labyrinth and then, to give this last little of my niche in there, we have uh, batman, the interactive movie they're gonna have a movie where, basically, you can choose different things like you make the movie you know, this scenario comes up and, uh, you can choose for this character to die or to live, or you can choose this character to pursue the bad guy, or you know.
Speaker 1:I'm throwing the Joker off a building.
Speaker 2:Live to fight another day. It changes up the movie depending on how you go, so there's several different endings. It's all animated.
Speaker 3:Interactive movies are an interesting like stab at new mediums. However, I feel like we're dipping like the second, the, the, the, the audience, the viewer has input onto how the story goes. I think we have crossed the threshold and into video game land. Okay, I think that this is now a video game and it pains me when I have an option. It's like white or black, Like you choose one or the other, and it's nothing that I would ever want in a movie and then it makes me feel bad for making that decision Like that Bender, snatch that stupid Netflix movie.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, the Black Mirror, yeah.
Speaker 3:I was like I don't like any of these decisions and then I just kind of clicked through it, just to get to the end.
Speaker 2:Well, it's kind of like those books that you used to read Choose your own adventure books. Go to page whatever, if you want this to happen.
Speaker 1:It's like are you brave, follow the cave. Then you just go like ah, it's like I never took my finger off the page. It doesn't count.
Speaker 3:Well, those are somewhat different in the and the aspect. Like you open a treasure chest and it's got like a hatchet, a rope and a sword and a gun, and you know you pick whichever one you want. And I'm like, well, the gun seems more important. So I turn to page 36, because that's the gun that I picked and it carries on from there. These movies are like do you kill the guy or do you let him go? And I'm like, can I ask him a question first?
Speaker 1:Can there be some sort of interrogation?
Speaker 3:perhaps.
Speaker 1:I have questions this far in the film.
Speaker 3:Yeah so.
Speaker 2:I like doing it. I've done the house on Haunted Hill they had one of those for like a choice thing.
Speaker 3:Oh you're talking about. Is it the Haunting of Hill House? Maybe, I can't remember exactly, but it was pretty interesting.
Speaker 2:Now, certain choices make the movie like 20 to 30 minutes long because you make a bad choice at the beginning and it just kills the character yeah, then then what do you do you? Go back, start over, oh I know, I know what this is yes, shut up, okay, okay, continue um, it's fun to you know, just to play around with if you got time yeah, yeah, I mean I, I do it.
Speaker 3:I'm always interested in trying something new I'm hating.
Speaker 2:I don't like change I just said it I mean, you don't like stuff.
Speaker 3:I just said that I would try it doesn't matter, oh, okay all right. Well, you know what it's tom's turn let's crap on you for a little, while tom's what do you? What crappy tv show do you want to talk about? Well, I'll do the news first.
Speaker 1:Okay, basically, there's nine upcoming Star Wars TV shows that we're going to talk about.
Speaker 3:that have been rumored or have been confirmed, like Game of Thrones, when Game of Thrones said they're going to have like 18 shows.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so the first one is an untitled show starring Leslie Hedlund from Russian Doll.
Speaker 3:Oh, really, yeah, but that's a confirmed show.
Speaker 1:They're going to make a Star Wars show with her.
Speaker 3:She was in Orange is the New Black right? I don't know. I don't watch that show. The main girl, the one that's high all the time, crazy rat's nest hair, I don't know, Well, anyways, she's not a great actress in my opinion. I think she's a comedian. It's strange that they're going this route.
Speaker 1:Well, they're making a Star Wars show with her I don't know who they're going to play.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 1:All right, so the next one, the Bad Batch, okay.
Speaker 2:Confirmed and that's about the Stormtroopers, right or Clone Troopers. Yes show will that be animated? Is it? I think so I think, because I think that was supposed to be like the uh kind of the clone wars okay, if you do animated stuff, that that wouldn't be so bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah, um there's a rumored show, the lando calrissian show, which sounds like a 70s game show title. It's like welcome to the lando calrissian show.
Speaker 2:Here's your host, lando I did, where it's a danny glover son, what's his first name when he might be coming and reprising his role as Lando? So maybe that'll be him.
Speaker 1:Oh, Donald Glover.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Donald Glover.
Speaker 3:Danny Glover's son. That's not Danny Glover's son. They're not related. No, I thought they were.
Speaker 1:Mitch, I know this probably wasn't explained to you, but Does it mean they're?
Speaker 2:related. No, I could have sworn. Somebody told me that they were. Oh well, no so that's a rumored show.
Speaker 1:Confirmed obviously the Obi-Wan Kenobi show which I would want to watch.
Speaker 3:It's been confirmed for like four years now. Yeah, these are like the ones that we're talking about right now.
Speaker 1:So there's a rumored one. They're going to do the Ahsoka Tano show.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:I was like all right, that I think would be better animated.
Speaker 3:Yeah, is this going to be after the Clone Wars? Is it Rebels it?
Speaker 1:should be.
Speaker 3:That's her last appearance. Well, no, she's going to be in Mandalorian Season 2.
Speaker 1:Yes, so there should be Rosario Dawson. There's quite a bit of gap period Gap.
Speaker 3:They finished Season 2 forever ago. Why is that not on Disney?
Speaker 1:Plus yet what forever ago? Why is that?
Speaker 2:not on Disney Plus, yet what? The Mandalorian? Yeah, there's a lot of stuff that's finished.
Speaker 3:The Boys has been finished since back before coronavirus started.
Speaker 2:Well, that doesn't come out until next month. Yeah, it was originally supposed to come out in July. For whatever reason, they moved it back even though they were done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the next one, the confirmed the Cassian Andor show.
Speaker 3:I don't care.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't care about that one. I don't think anybody. Cassian Andor he was the male lead from Rogue One.
Speaker 3:The dweeby-looking guy who dies in the end.
Speaker 1:Okay, See what would have been a better show. Instead of Cassian Andor, it should have been the K2 show, his sassy droid robot sidekick I'd watch a show about him just giving everybody the business.
Speaker 3:I'm here to rescue you. Please do not resist, do not resist.
Speaker 1:Rumored show the Grand Admiral Thrawn. Who is that? He was from the comics, I believe.
Speaker 2:first, yes, he's after Revenge of the no, not Revenge of the Sith.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's after. No, he's before that. I thought it was after Revenge of the Sith.
Speaker 2:No, he's after Return of the Jedi, as far as I know.
Speaker 1:I thought they introduced him in Rebels too.
Speaker 2:Rebels, rebels. I haven't seen that show. Rebels scum.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what I'm pretty sure. He's a blue guy with red eyes and he's like a super genius and like Darth Vader's rival in the Empire. But like Vader kind of respects him because he's actually good competent.
Speaker 3:How much content can we milk out of this time period? All of it.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah, a lot of it. I mean yeah, a lot of it.
Speaker 3:It's like what's next it's like oh, here's a show on, like you know, the farming channel. I bet you know here's owen and lars. You know. Here's how to farm moisture on tatooine I bet you guys didn't know that darth vader had an evil twin or a good twin, I guess yeah so they're gonna make that. Do a thing. His name is gonna be farth Dater Varth.
Speaker 2:It's an actual robot, chicken skit.
Speaker 3:Varth Vader, this guy in a white suit yeah, he's exactly the same.
Speaker 1:He went through the exact trauma, but he was a bad guy who fought his bad guy buddy and became a good guy after he became a quadriplegic and scarred heavily.
Speaker 2:He just wears a scuba tank instead of the regular mask.
Speaker 1:And they call him Scuba Steve. The next one well, they confirmed a third season for the Mandalorian.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah so moving on.
Speaker 1:And then the next big rumored show that apparently is getting a lot more traction is the Darth Maul Show.
Speaker 3:Starring Darth Maul. I just like how all these things it's like the Darth Maul. I just like how all these it's like the Darth Maul show.
Speaker 1:It's just like here's your host Darth Maul, and he comes like walking down like the big flight of stairs. There's showgirls waving like the palm leaves hey, all you cool cats and kittens it's me, darth Maul hey, all you Sith Lords and rogues, it's me, your boy.
Speaker 3:be sure to like and subscribe for your chance. Hey, all you Sith Lords and rogues, it's me, your boy.
Speaker 1:Be sure to like and subscribe for your chance for a lightsaber handout, or he's just sitting there interviewing the Johnny Carson show and somebody says something he doesn't like and he just goes and then just slices their head off with a lightsaber.
Speaker 1:You get what you deserve, it's like. And now our next guest an up-and-coming bounty hunter, dengar, whatever his name is. So those are the big upcoming Star Wars TV shows that they're going to milk out. That half will get canceled, won't happen, they'll change and most of will suck. Probably, probably. But all these shows these are nine shows. Not one of them is just the Darth Vader show from the inner years, from Revenge of the Sith to A New Hope, remember when, like the Last Jedi, what's the Not the Last Jedi?
Speaker 3:The last Star Wars movie, the Rise of Skywalker?
Speaker 1:The Rise of Skywalker tanked, horrible film.
Speaker 3:It tanked and Disney was like, okay, we're going to slow down the Star Wars stuff. It doesn't sound like they're slowing down at all, they're slowing down on movies. They're slowing down on. Movies Come on.
Speaker 1:Movies, come on, unless dave filoni has any creative control the guy he did uh uh rebels and clone wars, the shows he might for, probably like the bad batch or something.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it might be one of the animated, unless he has well, he did a lot with, uh, mandalorian too, um, but unless he has any creative control over these shows, I wouldn't pay him any attention you are anyways, I mean I probably will too, to be honest with you, but I'm going to regret it.
Speaker 1:Along with everyone. I want the Darth Vader show or the Darth Vader movie. Actually, I want the Darth Vader show.
Speaker 3:They're going to hold that card forever, until they just blow it.
Speaker 2:They're about to collapse under you. They're just like we done goofed Monetary collapse. Vader show.
Speaker 1:When they eventually the last straw out of the barrel and they're just like. It's like no, we'll make the Ewok show the Ewok show, the Ewok show Release the Christmas Ewok special. Yes, so that's upcoming Great punishment.
Speaker 3:Adding it to the list.
Speaker 2:If it lands on you this week, I'm going to give it to the list. If it lands on you this week, I'm going to give it to you.
Speaker 1:All right. What'd you watch? I've watched. Well, we're going back in time here very heavily, because this show came out in the 80s Black Adder. So those of you who know who Rowan Atkinson is, and those of you who don't, that's Mr Bean. Everybody knows who Mr Bean is.
Speaker 3:Yes, with his eyebrows, his very rubbery, a pliable face he's got that mole, is it? Yeah, it's something, yeah he has a.
Speaker 1:He has very expressive features, but black outer was the show he did before bean, which is a sitcom show with him, hugh laurie uh, stephen fry Fry, miranda Richardson, various other actors. Robbie Coltrane was in a couple episodes who played Hagrid from Harry Potter, if you didn't know that.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:That guy.
Speaker 3:That guy, the hairy dude.
Speaker 1:So the first season it's basically Blackadder. Roman Axiom plays Blackadder, but it's Blackadder's ancestors through the ages. So the first series it's the Middle Ages, towards the end of the Middle Ages and like an alternate timeline. This is a comedy.
Speaker 3:It is a comedy and all it does is just, you know, spoof on history.
Speaker 1:A lot of it is spoofs on history. A lot of it's the first series. He plays an idiot and everybody else around him is smart and then, as it goes on, he becomes the smart one and everybody else becomes morons. Um, it's for a war show, for the last series, because the last series takes place in world war one. Yeah, I think had like the best ending of a show that they could have ever did. Why did they end it there? Well, he was doing uh, mr bean, at the time that took off. He was doing he was starting to get in the movies.
Speaker 3:Wasn't he like an engineer, not even like an actor. No one atkinson, something like that. He was in a Bond movie.
Speaker 1:I heard he's got really. Yeah, he was in never say never again as what. He was, like the Felix lighter character For that movie. Like you, his name was like Nigel. He fell in a pool. He was just like I missed a bond.
Speaker 3:Stupid. It was very spoof. He's like the Simon Pegg of yesteryear, but uh, yeah, I heard that he had like a. He has like a PhD in engineering and he just did acting for fun.
Speaker 1:He does like race car driving and he's actually pretty good at it he's apparently like a really phenomenal guy, interesting dude, so he just looks weird.
Speaker 3:He says things like Bob, mr Bean is a great show because anybody can watch it and they're just stuck, except for Mitch.
Speaker 1:Have you never seen any?
Speaker 3:I've seen it I just don't like Mr Bean. He doesn't like the English. Yeah, sorry.
Speaker 1:I will say English sitcoms and shows. It's a bit of an acquired I think they're funny.
Speaker 3:I don't see why I think they're hilarious. I love.
Speaker 2:Top Gear. They're all English.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I just don't like Mr Bean. I never found him funny. If I want to watch something like that, I'd rather watch the Three Stooges.
Speaker 3:Okay, he likes his people talking.
Speaker 2:He likes simple humor. He likes them hitting each other.
Speaker 1:There's slapstick in this and there's witticisms and the put downs in this show.
Speaker 3:And the insults Talk about a gimmick. Give an example Of what insults.
Speaker 1:The main two characters. It's going to be Rowan Atkinson Playing Prince Blackadder, lord Blackadder Butlerkinson playing Blackadder. Or you know, prince Blackadder, lord Blackadder, butler Blackadder, captain Blackadder and his like servant through the ages is the same guy, baldrick, who's played by Tony Robinson. So in the first one he's like his servant.
Speaker 3:He's very funny, he's very smart and then the Complete idiot and like he's sitting there in the second series which takes place on Elizabethan England.
Speaker 1:It's Victorian and he's trying to teach him math and he's just like. He's like indigenous people in the Andes have figured this out, baldrick. He's like if I have two beans and I give you two more beans, how many beans does this make? And he just goes three, three and that one. He's like three and that one. He's like all right, if I take away that one and I give you one with your three, what do you have? And he's like a very small casserole and he's just like monkeys figured this this out, just refusing to say four.
Speaker 1:Yes, he refuses to say four. I mean, a lot of the joke is just or like in World War I it starts he's like sitting there scratching on a bullet and Blackheart's just sitting there going Baldrick, what are you doing? He's like I'm carving my name on a bullet and he's like all right, why?
Speaker 3:Go away. 1-800 number.
Speaker 1:He's like why? He's like well, you know how they say there's always a bullet with your name on it. If I own that bullet, I'll be safe because I'm not going to shoot myself. And he just goes. Oh, what a shame. But their interactions with each other are very funny.
Speaker 3:It's all about delivery.
Speaker 1:Yeah done. Everything about the show is well except the first series.
Speaker 3:I don't think you can beat british humor as far as delivery, yeah, because I think they boast. The best sitcom ever which we should review on the show is just faulty towers. Yeah, I, I grew up watching faulty towers. That part is no oh that's monty python is it monty python that's? Monty python's flying circus the dead parrot sketch oh no, faulty towers is the one where sean uh john cleese. John Cleese is the Nazi because he gets hit in the head.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he starts doing and the German family starts doing the.
Speaker 3:Hitler thing. He starts goose-stepping around the office. That was funny, but this isn't a review about.
Speaker 1:Fawlty Towers. We'll do that next week.
Speaker 3:Cool.
Speaker 1:Great show, One of the best British sitcoms of all time. One of the best or watch it. Check it out. It's on Amazon. You can watch it for free on Prime if you have it on there. It's on Netflix every so often you can watch.
Speaker 3:Turtles Out of their Shells free on YouTube.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if you want to claw your eyes out with a little garden trophy.
Speaker 3:Good looking American style is also on there for you. Oh man, what would you rate this? Black Ed Marionette Dang, all right.
Speaker 3:Well there's movies and TV. Let's talk about video games, games. I played a game called Paper Mario, the Origami King. I like these games. I like Paper Mario. I grew up playing Mario like everybody else did and then when Super Nintendo had Mario RPG that came out and that was Square Enix, people did Final Fantasy like the typical JRPG. The turn-based fighting mechanics Worked with Nintendo to make Mario RPG. It was like a pretty intense game for a Mario game. It had a lot of interesting characters. Nintendo kicked out Square Enix and slimmed down to their core teams to create Paper Mario for N64. Yes, n64. And they started their franchise of that.
Speaker 3:Ever since and all Paper Mario is is like a paper cutout of Mario running around jumping on people and then when he interacts with a bad guy instead of just jumping on him and moving on, it starts a battle and they do a little turn-based battle. Each iteration of Mario they've added new elements to the turn-based battles and stuff like that. This one, mario is now in an arena and he's got circles that have columns, that panel out from that center circle. Mario can slide the columns up and down or rotate the inner to outer circles to line the bad guys up where you can either jump in a row to do damage to them or smash four in a square with a hammer to do damage to them. And if you can figure that puzzle out and get them all lined up in the right amount of moves, you get bonus points and do damage modifiers. So it's actually a pretty challenging game.
Speaker 3:I'm really bad at those puzzle-solving stuff when it comes to checkerboard stuff, but you feel pretty smart by the end of the game because after 100 battles you become a genius is what it feels like. But it does get tedious, tedious. It does get tedious to do the stupid jrpg turn-based stuff. Um, they, they do cut a lot of corners for you. Like, eventually you'll just be powerful enough where you can jump on a bad guy and he dies without having to go into the fight for it. Um, and they, they throw in some mini games to break the monotony and make it not as bad. But by far the best part about the game is the plot, which I never thought I'd say for a Paper Mario game. But essentially the plot is this the paper people who they've fought throughout the years to include Bowser, and all of them are under siege by the origami people. Yeah, three dimensions. It's crazy. So these three-dimensional origami things show up and they indoctrinate and capture fold yeah, they like this, they fold bowser into like a little football foldy thingy.
Speaker 3:And that's how they capture him they hang him up from like a paper clip so he can't get anywhere and uh, so they capture Bowser. And Princess Peach has been origamied into whatever she is and you know you have to go and save the castle, which has been surrounded by streamers, like these five streamers of different colors. You have to go all throughout the Mushroom Kingdom, defeat all the origami monsters and defeat their bosses, which is random pieces of stationary like, like a postcard, an envelope no, like a hole puncher.
Speaker 3:It's funny, like, if, uh, what do you fight? The hole puncher like punches mario's faces at face out and like like half of his health goes away and the whole dungeon. To get to that hole puncher you have to run from the toad people, the little mushroom people they all have their faces punched out With the goombas. No, no, the mushroom head kids, the people, so he's punched their faces out, so they're like zombies trying to chase you because they don't have faces anymore. Jeez, jeez, yeah, yeah. So they're funny, little boss fights and they do a lot of puns and stationary jokes. Yeah, like, be in the desert and be like oh no, my creases are showing, or something like that. Somebody just goes oh.
Speaker 1:The advantages of easy origami are twofold.
Speaker 3:Yeah, a lot of stuff like that. Somebody just goes oh, the advantages of easy origami are twofold. Yeah, a lot of stuff like that. But yeah, it's a fun game. It's pretty challenging.
Speaker 3:I could see kids which is obviously what it's geared to struggling with it. So I think the challenge you could just, instead of fighting people, you can just spend the in-game coins that you find everywhere you know and just cheap out on battles that way, but you do lose the experience of not accomplishing something for yourself. So I do feel kind of like the idea of challenge is a little bit skewed towards an older audience and the subject matter is definitely skewed towards a younger audience. So there's a little bit of conflict with that. But I had a lot of fun and you know my kids they at least enjoy watching me play.
Speaker 3:I don't see them playing it as much as they do their other games. So, whatever, I got it for them. So I guess I got it for me. But I give it a seven. Yeah, it could do better with probably breaking up the monotony of the fighting some more, adding some more elements to the fighting where you don't feel like you're having to avoid enemies to go through the annoying JRPG, typical turn-based crap, and the challenge, I think is too much for kids. That's just me. So seven out of 10.
Speaker 3:Okay well, let's talk about the new Xbox coming out.
Speaker 2:There's a new one there is.
Speaker 3:Is there really? It comes out holiday 2020, whenever that is?
Speaker 2:That ambiguous this time of year thing.
Speaker 3:Because I wonder if they actually know what is the price for the new Xbox One $400. Okay, and then they're going to have a cheaper one without a disk drive. I don't want that one, I want the disk drive.
Speaker 2:That doesn't feel good. If it comes with a disk, I want it. That doesn't feel good.
Speaker 3:If it comes with a disc, I want it. It's going to have backwards compatibility for all Xbox controllers. Well, xbox One controllers All Xbox games, so you should be able to put an Xbox One game into the original Xbox One, not the Xbox the original.
Speaker 1:Xbox, which is called Xbox. Yeah, the thing that's like. So I should take my you know, platinum Edition, you know Knights of the Old Republic, and just pop that on in and should be able to read it so Interesting?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's. I know we've talked about this a lot in the past, but they keep releasing more information and confirming information that were just rumors in the past. Playstation will not be completely backwards compatible and it will not have the controller backwards compatibility either, which I think is kind of dumb. I think that your peripherals for video games are something that you've been used to, especially PlayStation. They've essentially had the same controller forever.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the only thing they added when they transitioned from PS1 or from PlayStations 1 through 2 to 3 was that pad. Yeah, Since basically the only thing they added when the transition from like PS1 to or from PlayStation 1 through 2 to 3 was like that pad for the PS4 that's on the top of the controller.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:What does that even do? It controls certain things. I think you can use it for certain interactive stuff because it's like a. It's basically like a big D-pad sort of deal. So another D-pad Two.
Speaker 3:D-pads, a bigger D-pad, that's what she said, but anyway. So yeah, it's dumb. I think the Xbox One's controller is flawless. I don't have any issues with it, and I think that they're smart for acknowledging that and then carrying it through. They do have a somewhat different iteration for the new Xbox's controller. I think it's modular in that you can pop buttons out, kind of like the Elite controller right, yeah which I think is a good idea.
Speaker 3:I think it's a good move, yeah, so I mean, for the same price you could just buy a new controller when yours wears out. But you know at least we're not punishing you for getting a new console.
Speaker 2:I will say that I think xbox controllers wear out quicker than playstations and they're like trying to find a dinosaur when you want to buy one. Well, now it's a particularly bad time.
Speaker 1:You know everybody's buying stuff online, so I went to three stores looking for an xbox one controller, and I could not find one.
Speaker 3:I did too, and then I bought one online. Can't you customize your own controllers and stuff like that? Yeah, if you buy one, yeah, so you can do that.
Speaker 2:They're very expensive.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like over there, they're easily going to be over 100 really.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're like 150 bucks, like all kinds of wacky colors, I thought I bought one for a present for somebody a couple years ago and it was like 80 maybe before, but now now the corona, it's like 80 bucks for just for a regular controller really call darn corona damage.
Speaker 3:All right, well, that just about does it for our news and reviews. Please get with uh social mediums and tell us what you want us to talk about and we'll do it. We'll happily do it like comment subscribe. We'll probably just do a whole. We'll do it. We'll happily do it Like comment subscribe. We'll probably just do a whole. We'll title the episode based off of this person wants this information. Billy Joel wants us to talk about I don't know Spider-Man movies. Billy Joel, huge fan of the show.
Speaker 2:We did get a request that somebody wants us to dub a bad movie.
Speaker 1:I've been saying that for months.
Speaker 2:Well, I tagged you both in it a bad movie. I've been saying that for months.
Speaker 1:Well, I tagged you both in it, but neither one of you seemed to notice I was busy when you tagged me. I was like I've been saying that forever, and then I went back to what I was doing?
Speaker 3:Who's this person?
Speaker 2:It's.
Speaker 3:Dean's husband oh.
Speaker 2:Obviously, okay. That's the name of the Facebook account. That's my dad, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:That's your dad, alright, well, anyways.
Speaker 2:There you go then.
Speaker 3:I don't know if he wants that.
Speaker 2:He commented that he did.
Speaker 3:If we do that, the cursing filter is going to have to be lifted. He knows not what he asked for.
Speaker 1:He knows not what he do.
Speaker 3:We'll move on to the next portion of the show, called the Great Debate. And since last week's episode was called the Great Debate, we'll show called the Great Debate. And since last week's episode was called the Great Debate, we'll call this the Greater Debate.
Speaker 2:The Greatest. No, no, no, the Greater Debater. Oh, that's next week the Greater Debater.
Speaker 3:We'll figure out the week after that. That's a futurist problem.
Speaker 2:A bastard.
Speaker 3:So we put some polls out on the Facebooks and we got some returns. We decided we're going to talk about what's better Supernatural versus Stranger Things or Marvel versus DC TV shows or, the greatest of all, office versus Parks and Rec and we'll let Mitch emcee this portion of the show, since he has all the numbers in social media.
Speaker 2:Well, just to be clear, are we going to take the loser of this side? Are they going to take a taste of that before?
Speaker 3:that's right or after the? I find that to be balderdash we? Uh, that should be a good point. All right, we have this mess here and you know it's like a gun if you show it on camera, you have to use it. So we're going to use it. The loser of the polls. Like we have all picked our sides with things. I'm for stranger things. I'm for, uh, the office mitch you're for supernatural and dc and tom, I believe that was for marvel and parks and recreation.
Speaker 3:Okay, so we've all picked our sides. We're allowing the audience to decide which one is real or which one is the winner which one is, which one is the winner? All right, yeah, I'm trying to. I know I'm about to get punished I'm so looking forward to it. He's already tilted I'm bracing myself, I'm getting ready the loser, based off the audience, has to take a little dab of this. There's no, no juice.
Speaker 1:Why do I feel like at your house you're just injecting numbing agents into your tongue?
Speaker 2:Me personally. I think the loser should have to take a dab of it.
Speaker 1:Beforehand and then have to try and argue their point and then defend it. All right, that'd be funny.
Speaker 3:All right, go ahead, mitch. Uh, what's? Uh, let's do, uh, let's do marvel versus do your shows first okay, dc beat marvel by one point oh, did it really four to three, one point oh, come on.
Speaker 2:Yes, it won four to three by votes. That is poppycock go ahead.
Speaker 3:Tom tom doesn't want it do we have more?
Speaker 2:napkins up here, nope doesn't want it.
Speaker 1:Do we have more napkins up here? Nope. Just put your shirt in your mouth. We need one for the cover of this cap.
Speaker 2:Which one of you is going to get twice? Oh I suddenly feel better not really, though you think he would have spread out. Instead he just wants to do it twice in a row maybe I'll be so burned out from the first one there's that pungent aroma he took a man's dosage.
Speaker 3:That go around there's one Bible vs DC go around.
Speaker 2:Oh s***, there's one. All right, marvel versus DC Go, he just cussed, that's one. It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3:He's being punished as we speak. It's the shot that keeps on shooting. All right, go ahead, tom. Why is, would you say Marvel?
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Why is Marvel better than the DC TV show?
Speaker 1:I would just say on the basis of their animated shows, like 1990s animated Spider-Man, where Aerosmith did the intro. Fantastic show yeah, the X-Men, x-men, the show X-Men Unlimited Very, very good.
Speaker 3:What about the live action shows like Punisher?
Speaker 1:Punisher was a show I thought I wasn't going to like. I think Jon Bernthal did a really good job Punisher. I thought Thomas Jane was the best live action.
Speaker 3:Punisher there was. What about like Iron Fist and all that crap?
Speaker 1:That was horrible.
Speaker 3:It was garbage.
Speaker 1:Daredevil.
Speaker 3:You could say that that put a bad taste in your mouth.
Speaker 2:Your time's coming.
Speaker 1:I put it on my tongue and then swallowed with saliva, saliva. It was literally like a flamethrower man was standing on my tongue and just went. I feel it in the back of my head, I feel it in my ears, oh man, oh yeah, it's like in my ears. Oh man, ugh yeah, it's like licking Satan's butthole.
Speaker 2:Well, let's go ahead and counter your animated part with Batman, the Animated Series, one of the best animated series of all time.
Speaker 1:It was. I concede that, I do concede that.
Speaker 2:Then you had Justice League, justice League Unlimited, and then you had Superman.
Speaker 1:Superman. The show was not as good.
Speaker 2:It was not as good, it was not that great. I think that one was cancelled. No, it ran about three seasons.
Speaker 1:I thought they cancelled it after the third one Just because the viewer rating had dropped.
Speaker 2:It might have cancelled after that, but I know it ran at least three seasons Batman it was not. Then you had Batman Beyond.
Speaker 1:Which was great.
Speaker 2:Great. You had Static Shock, which it wasn't as good I did like Static Shock, I did. I liked it. That was a good show.
Speaker 1:I did enjoy Static Shock.
Speaker 3:Was that DC really? I thought that was Marvel. Why did I choose Marvel?
Speaker 1:I'm agreeing with you the whole time.
Speaker 3:I'm like that was a good show.
Speaker 2:That was, which it was pretty good if you've seen it.
Speaker 3:Wasn't there an Aquaman show at one point? The?
Speaker 1:original Teen Titans show.
Speaker 3:Teen Titans yes, that was a great show. Yeah, you're just. You know building. I'm just helping him out.
Speaker 1:No, because I realize I'm just like DC had better TV shows.
Speaker 2:Smallville started off the entire TV show. Superhero thing though.
Speaker 1:No, it didn't. Batman did In the 60s.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm talking about.
Speaker 1:Adam West.
Speaker 2:I'm talking about current popularity.
Speaker 1:No, that was like. That was Batman. To my dad, that is Batman. He doesn't acknowledge any. I'm talking about the current. Yeah, but people were alive then who watched that.
Speaker 2:Okay, well, so DC's been going even longer and stronger than Marvel.
Speaker 3:Yeah, tom, what do you think about that? There was the early.
Speaker 1:Spider-Man's cartoon.
Speaker 3:Yeah, mitch, the 60s.
Speaker 2:The crappy one that we punish people with yeah the one that they memed the hell out of True the two.
Speaker 1:Spider-Mans are pointing at each other like huh.
Speaker 2:But there's a reason. It's a meme because it's not that good.
Speaker 3:Somebody had to watch the live-action spider-man 2, was that you? Yes, yeah, it was horrible.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that show sucked um. All right, I think we can say that dc has has dc clue?
Speaker 2:I mean, there have been some good marvel tv shows, especially with like the live action.
Speaker 1:I like daredevil and punisher daredevil and punisher was very, very good, but um agent to shield yeah, well, that was okay to me all right.
Speaker 3:Well, that's the end of our episode.
Speaker 1:Thanks for watching everybody you're not getting out of it that easy, alright the next one is Supernatural versus Stranger Things.
Speaker 3:I picked Stranger Things, who had the Supernatural what were the numbers? Alright. What are the numbers?
Speaker 2:8 to 4.
Speaker 1:I'm so happy right now look at his hands shaking. It's a sauce that's hot. He's like. I'm so happy right now. Look at his hands shaking.
Speaker 3:It's a sauce that's hot, he's like I hate spicy stuff so much. What was that? Nothing's gone.
Speaker 2:Nothing is gone, Don't worry. He's about to get another one, though. Oh.
Speaker 1:I did it.
Speaker 2:Don't worry, he's about to get another one, though. Oh, I did it, don't worry, he's getting two.
Speaker 3:It's okay, you keep talking.
Speaker 1:I feel very, very let down.
Speaker 3:Supernatural's better. I did more than your first one, all right.
Speaker 1:No, you did less than my first one.
Speaker 2:Nope, supernatural's better. It averaged between 1.5 and 2 million viewers per episode both of these for 15 years.
Speaker 3:I never want stranger things started, the whole tv show and netflix original. Hang on, I'm gonna throw up uh, it knows, it's a show that knows, it's a show that knows when to end.
Speaker 2:Alright, it knows when to end. Supernatural has continued to go because people have requested for it to continue. It's only ending now.
Speaker 3:They're fighting God in the final season.
Speaker 2:Because this is a planned out final that they're like we don't want to do anymore. Yeah, because they can't go anywhere else, they don't want to. They planned this to be the ending because, they're done this show has such a following that makes stranger things.
Speaker 3:Look like a kids show versus like you know star trek. No, yes, way worse things have happened.
Speaker 1:In strength it also features way more pop culture stuff and they did Heat of the Moment by Asia, which is the best song ever Way worse things.
Speaker 2:That's why I like.
Speaker 1:Supernatural more.
Speaker 2:Way worse things have happened. Have you watched Supernatural?
Speaker 3:What's the worst thing that happened in Supernatural?
Speaker 2:Their dads died twice. Their moms died twice.
Speaker 3:Okay. I think after the first death they had to lick hot sauce After the first death. The second death just seems like a moot point.
Speaker 2:Sam and Dean have had to survive at Hill for a year. They killed.
Speaker 3:Sean Astin in Stranger Things. Okay, they killed him. They killed Samwise Gamgee. It was horrible.
Speaker 1:He wasn't Samwise in that movie. He's only Samwise Gamgee in Lord of the Rings.
Speaker 3:Oh, okay, well, they still killed him. They killed the actor. What's the name from the Goonies?
Speaker 1:Nobody knows that.
Speaker 3:Ah the coffee does not help it. All right, Tom, tap it, Go for Office. Wait, it's me versus you. For Office of Parks Mitch tap it, Go for Office. Wait, it's me versus you for Office of Parks Mitch tap it.
Speaker 2:Go for Office. I haven't really watched but a few episodes each of those, so it's your turn again.
Speaker 1:He has to lick it again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, supernatural is great, dc is great. I'm a winner.
Speaker 1:It's about time your luck kind of came back.
Speaker 2:Hayden is the ultimate loser in this competition.
Speaker 1:here I'm going to scrape it off his tongue.
Speaker 3:I like how Mitch runs social media here and all of a sudden the numbers work in his favor.
Speaker 2:I'm just saying Well, kind of like the wheel always works in Tom's favor.
Speaker 1:I've shown you the wheel and I spin it in front of you.
Speaker 2:And this is all public information on Facebook.
Speaker 3:I didn't alter nothing, man, that heartburn's instant.
Speaker 2:Parks and Rec versus Office 8-3. Parks and Rec wins. Woo, ron Swanson. So, uh, pick up the little Popsicle stick.
Speaker 3:That was going to do the same thing. Is that the one you do? That's the one I looked Wow. Get you a good lick. I'm sure whatever residue's left on there isn't worth much. That was the one I used. Is that the one you used?
Speaker 1:That's the one I licked. Get you a good lick. I'm sure whatever residue is left on there isn't worth much. I'm surprised the popsicle sticks haven't ignited in flames.
Speaker 2:He's like don't want to touch it. Yeah, all right, let's see, there you go and actually get a good lick on this one. Not a little, get you a good one, put, put it on the tongue.
Speaker 1:I saw it on his tongue. Suffering continues. So, as you people have voted, the Office is a stupid show. It's a rip-off of an English show that was very funny, featuring Ricky Gervais. He's going to be running out of liquid here. No, it wasn't Even Ricky.
Speaker 3:Gervais says that the American Office is better. Give me that I might need it later.
Speaker 2:For what?
Speaker 3:If I can only cuss, if you do cuss, you deserve it. I didn't deserve this.
Speaker 2:How many?
Speaker 1:seasons. Was the Office? Was that eight?
Speaker 3:nine, it was nine yeah.
Speaker 1:And a lot of it, like the first couple seasons aren't that well, like they're the first season I mean, most first seasons of a show aren't good. I can't even concentrate right now. I'm watching you suffer and I'm loving every second of it.
Speaker 2:The first season's really good. It's like breaking down.
Speaker 3:It's the last season of the Office. Well, whenever Michael Scott leaves, all right. Whenever, steve. Whatever. Whenever Michael Scott leaves, all right.
Speaker 1:Whatever Steve. Whatever Steve Carell leaves. Parks and Rec started slow. It was a slow burn and then immediately took off and then continued a great run of dominance and then they went out on top, as you should as a TV show, in their final season. I heard everything you said you should as a TV show in their final season.
Speaker 3:I heard everything you said.
Speaker 1:It's just that it has Ron Swanson.
Speaker 3:How many key phrases has Parks and Rec coined? How many memes do you see out of Parks and Rec? Quite a bit.
Speaker 1:I mean Ron Swanson alone. The look of disapproval on his face.
Speaker 3:That's what she said. Came from the office.
Speaker 1:I'm sure before that somebody said that's what she said.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but it got popular Just to get my two cents in Parkour came from the office.
Speaker 2:I do like the office much better. Thank you, you should do this. I don't think so. This was not my competition. No, the people voted.
Speaker 1:Parks and Rec is better.
Speaker 2:It just is People could be wrong.
Speaker 1:It also features. I'm questioning our listeners. This is the show that launched.
Speaker 3:Chris Pratt More people coming back for me.
Speaker 1:Because Chris Pratt in the beginning of the show he was just a big character and then they wrote him into the show and he had one of the best ad-lib lines.
Speaker 3:It's not getting any better. It's every time I breathe.
Speaker 2:You're turning a little red.
Speaker 1:He is getting a little roasty there.
Speaker 3:Maybe the coffee did help. Maybe it just burns it away. Nope, nope, I love this, nope, I don't even want to talk about it.
Speaker 2:This is Parks and Rec. Nope, nope, oh man, I love this.
Speaker 1:Nope, I don't even want to talk about it. This Parks and Rec, so I just want to watch you suffer the greater debate the greater debate you know, but it's over um this is the last segment, apparently, because I know coming after this episode he's gonna be like alright, we're never doing that again, we're gonna do something different hey, if we could. A lot of stuff on a lot of feedback oh, people I talked to yesterday who started watching the show thought me looking the hot sauce was the funniest thing they ever saw.
Speaker 2:Good, so wait till this this.
Speaker 1:People are gonna urinate on themselves. I can't wait for your wife to watch this.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I don't know, if I can drive home. Do you feel like you're drunk a little bit?
Speaker 1:it's like euphoric now, like another lick and door through pain. No, no, ah, my mouth still burns okay indigestion. I'm sorry, I was waiting for fire to go indigestion from licking a popsicle stick twice in a row, all right, okay, there you go.
Speaker 3:We're gonna put out some other ideas for greater debates. If you have ideas, oh my god, mitch, take over. If you have any ideas, what you?
Speaker 2:would like to see talked about. Or, you know, if you have an opinion of one versus another, let us know. Well, we'll fix, we'll make some polls, then we'll secretly choose one side of the other.
Speaker 1:And then we'll let you know which one he picked. So you can vote the opposite, so you can keep watching this.
Speaker 3:I should be getting paid more for this.
Speaker 1:I should be getting paid at all for this. We should be getting paid period.
Speaker 3:Alright, that does it for this week's episode episode.
Speaker 1:all except for the punishment which I don't think I sent you the little deal from the last episode that's fine.
Speaker 3:I didn't edit it last week. I'm not editing this week's episode you want me to send it to you before because otherwise I wanted to delete it.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna go delete okay and I would forego a movie if you just want to take another tag of the hot sauce. No, I'm good, I had it last week.
Speaker 3:We can do that. We can say, in lieu of the punishment, you can do a lick.
Speaker 2:But it's got to be a it has to be like a full-on slurp.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'd rather watch.
Speaker 1:I don't know, but is the gamble like do the lick, or like after you find, before you find out what it is Like? If it's me punishing you, tv shows before.
Speaker 2:I tell you what the TV show is you're just like I'll just lick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then, like I tell you what it was, you're just like I would have watched that.
Speaker 2:Yeah. And then the lick comes next week when we start the podcast. Yeah, whatever the next recording, so you don't do it now it yeah, whatever the next recording, so you don't do it now.
Speaker 1:It's just the beginning of the next episode. You got to start off, yeah, and then you got to suffer through the episode. Grab the wheel.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 1:It's Hayden by me. Tv shows.
Speaker 3:Yay, yay. He's got three in a row right there. You got to find something.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was not prepared. I had this written down.
Speaker 3:You have 10 seconds, then you have to do a dab.
Speaker 1:No, no, you're just making up stupid rules that only benefit you.
Speaker 3:It still hasn't stopped.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it'll probably be another 20 minutes.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, it's a slow slow burn.
Speaker 2:How's it?
Speaker 3:going there, it's going all right.
Speaker 1:Oh, was that the name of it? Hang on, I just got to confirm this was the TV show, because I'm pretty sure this was.
Speaker 3:That's okay. Hopefully Corey pays attention here for the edit.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure this was. That's okay.
Speaker 3:Hopefully, corey, real quick pays attention here for the edit yeah, my mother, the car American sitcom we actually researched this at one point.
Speaker 1:Yep, it's got a 4.5 on IMDB alright.
Speaker 3:Well, pull this up a trailer or an intro, alright that stuff is pretty strong.
Speaker 2:It's like activating my sinuses and I didn't even take it.
Speaker 1:It's a cleanser, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I had just coffee in the stomach earlier it is boiling All right.
Speaker 1:here's the intro to the show, after this quick, handy ad from YouTube.
Speaker 2:Jerry Van.
Speaker 3:Dyke, the Van Dyke everybody knows about.
Speaker 1:This is horrible looking.
Speaker 3:Hey, hey, watch that mouth.
Speaker 1:I like how it has to show you the words. I've never seen an intro where they did that.
Speaker 3:It's where people know when to sing along. It's like classic hit tunes.
Speaker 2:Reading, reading.
Speaker 3:Alright, it's going into a second verse, it's almost over Alright All right it's going into a second verse.
Speaker 1:It's almost over, all right.
Speaker 2:My mother the car.
Speaker 3:That was horrible, All right. Well, that's this week's episode, episode 25. I hope you enjoyed it at my expense.
Speaker 2:I did as much as us I did. I did a lot.
Speaker 3:And you know, make sure you vote for. I'll put out what I'm voting for for the next week's poll so you can take pity on me and punish these guys, these bastards. I can say that word now.
Speaker 1:No no.
Speaker 3:Yes, oh yeah, no, no. Oh well, that's right, our producer's giving the nod.
Speaker 1:I forgot, yeah, that's right, we did make that agreement. All right.
Speaker 3:Goodbye from Tom.
Speaker 2:Goodbye.
Speaker 3:Tom. Goodbye from Mitch.
Speaker 2:Happy days, goodbye from me.
