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Unforgettable Film Deaths and Exciting New Releases
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Cinema and television have long enthralled audiences by showcasing the concept of death. This episode unpacks the top actors with the most on-screen deaths, dives into cultural themes surrounding death in media, and reflects on why audiences are drawn to such portrayals.
• Exploration of trivia regarding actors with the most on-screen deaths
• Discussion on why death is prevalent in television and film
• Insights into how deaths affect audience emotions
• Review of specific actors who frequently die on-screen
• Predictions about future episodes and movie developments
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Speaker 3I would click so hard off of this, I would punch my radio.
Speaker 2Welcome to Gobble Ghoul. I'm Tom.
Speaker 3I'm Hayden.
Speaker 1Mitch, all right.
Speaker 2Welcome to Trivia. Today's trivia, the most on-screen deaths. That's Hayden's buzzer Stick around. That's Mitch's's buzzer Stick around. That's Mitch's buzzer of me saying stick around.
Speaker 3I knew he was going to credit himself.
Speaker 2Yep, in case you didn't notice, these are the top 35 actors with the most on-screen deaths. Stick around, including Sean Bean, film and television. I'm going to read to you, starting from the bottom, and also their total debts, as I start reading through their credits, from the probably least well-known to the best well-known. Okay, you have to obviously guess the actor Ah, number 35. Okay, with a total of 19 on-screen debts Liev Schreiber no, okay, schindler's List, fallout 3. Michael leave Schreiber no, okay, schindler's List, fallout 3,. Michael Liam Neeson yes, mitch Liam Neeson.
Speaker 3Oh, Video games, I guess, is also in this. Oh it is. He just said Fallout 3.
Speaker 2I wasn't paying attention, I was thinking of Fallout, a TV show. The other ones was about to be Gangs of New York.
Speaker 3Kingdom of Heaven Schindler's List. Well, I guess he's like dead in the end.
Speaker 2And then better ones would have been A Million Ways to Die in the West Excalibur. Star Wars, episode I, number 34, with a total of 19 tied with Mr Liam Neeson. New Year's Eve, machete, hide and Seek.
Speaker 3Oh, Danny Trejo.
Speaker 2Nope, not Danny Trejo. No, not Danny Trejo, chief Marin, nope, 15 Minutes. Jackie Brown, the Fan Heat, mary Shelley's Frankenstein, this Boy's Life.
Speaker 1Robert De Niro. Yes, it is Robert De Niro. I didn't know he was in Machete. I didn't know he was in New Year's Eve.
Speaker 3The other ones would have been Cape.
Speaker 2Fear. Oh, that was one where we got it With 20 deaths. Sorry, that was. Preemptive Preemptive Preemptive With 20 deaths. The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, finding Forrester the Avengers, sean Connery, it is Sir Sean Connery the Avengers.
Speaker 1Oh wait, I was thinking not the Marvel Avengers.
Speaker 2Well done, well done, all right, 20 deaths, number 32. Kingsman the Secret.
Speaker 1Service.
Speaker 3Battery dead. What's?
Speaker 2his name? That's your question. You have to answer it. Three, two, one Continuing Conferth, no, twisted, resurrecting the champ, unthinkable. The other guys, the.
Speaker 1Samaritan. Samuel L Jackson. Yes, darn it. I just knew from the other guys I was like, well, none of those other people I could think of would be in that one.
Speaker 2The next couple would have been Django Unchained, jackie Brown, deep Blue Sea, jurassic Park, goodfellas and.
Speaker 3Star Wars.
Speaker 2Episode III, Number 31. Sons of Anarchy the Outer Limits.
Speaker 1Charlie.
Speaker 2Hunnam no, the Outer Limits. Hayden does get a chance. Okay, ron Perlman. Yes, ron.
Speaker 1Perlman, that's what I was going to guess. I was like that's the only other person that had a big name.
Speaker 2Pearl Ronman, number 30. Alias Ghost Whisperer Day break, dies twice. Stick around, ethan Hawke. No Tales from the Crypt. Perry Mason from the crypt, perry mason. Bullet rsvp. Dark breed body shot. Don't touch my daughter. Boiling point, cold steel free. Jack gremlins. The night they took miss beautiful under siege to 48 hours breaking bad and beverly hills cop Beverly.
Speaker 3Hills Cop Giancarlo Esposito Nope, it's the only other person I know.
Speaker 1Besides what's his name, but he's not doing everything else Under.
Speaker 2Siege 2. Yes, Under Siege 2. 48 Hours Breaking Bad Beverly Hills Cop Gremlins.
Speaker 1I'll give you this. It's probably the number two guy for Esposito, but I don't know his name. It was like the old man drove around the Cadillac. Oh, it is that guy if you can tell me his real name.
Speaker 3I have no idea. Tommy, no, jim, something no.
Speaker 2Brian no, unless you can give me the name, I'm going to give Mitch the point. What Best guess?
Speaker 3I was thinking the same guy. You didn't say it, stop giving him All right, fine, there'll be no points. Okay.
Speaker 1Jonathan.
Speaker 2Banks.
Speaker 3I knew it started with a J, I was like Jim. No, Jonathan Banks is not. That's Mike from.
Speaker 1Yeah, that one that drives the Cadillac that was like his hitman kind of thing.
Speaker 3It's Jonathan.
Speaker 1Banks. I knew it was Jay something, but I couldn't remember he died in the Gremlins it was like a gym. I didn't know he was in that movie.
Speaker 2Number 29, with 21 on-screen deaths. Solace Noah Red 2.
Speaker 1Oh, he said Red 2. Never mind, that's not what I thought it was I was going to say Russell Crowe, but he's not in Red.
Speaker 32. John Malkovich.
Speaker 2No, not John Malkovich, the Wolfman Beowulf.
Speaker 3Benicio Del Toro no.
Speaker 2All the King's Men Proof the Human Stain. Titus Meet Joe Black. The Mask of Zorro Nixon. Titus Meet Joe Black, the Mask of Zorro Nixon. The Road to Wellville.
Speaker 3Anthony Hopkins. Yes, sir Anthony.
Speaker 2Hopkins. He was in Noah, I guess. So, yes, this is IMDB's list 22 deaths. Number 28 on our list. The Twilight Zone, shatter Day, miami Vice no exit. Looper dies twice, catch 44. Bruce Willis yes, bruce Willis.
Speaker 1I just know that Looper, he dies twice.
Speaker 3I was like he's in the Twilight Zone. I didn't know that either. I couldn't plug it so Number 27,.
Speaker 2This is going to be. I might just skip this one because I don't think you guys are going to get this guy.
Speaker 3Well, give us a first name Carrie.
Speaker 2Underwood Hiroyuka.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, he's a Don't know who that is. He's in the movie Life. He's in Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's in Mortal Kombat.
Speaker 3Boom, give me that point.
Speaker 2No, I told you literally everything you needed to know. All right, so skipping that, we're going to number 26. 23 on-skill deaths, killzone 2. Manhunt Syndicate, the Sinking of the Laconia, the Take Nuremberg, ironclad, the Escapist Battle for Terra, coriolanus Running with Scissors I don't know any of these things, gerard Butler, no. The Bourne Supremacy Trick or Treat. The Bourne Supremacy, trick or Treat. The Ring, x-men 2, lie, the Long Kiss, goodnight Chain.
Speaker 3Reaction Rob Roy and Troy Brian Cox.
Speaker 2Yes, Brian Cox.
Speaker 1Who's Brian Cox? He played Brian Cox. Who's Brian Cox? Uh, he played striker and okay yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, no, who am I now Tied up? Tied up? Kill zone too. I don't know Number 25. Caesar the Stepford wives around the bend. Seven psychopaths kill the Irishman. The affair of the Necklace, the Funeral New Rose Hotel Trance. Nick of Time, king of New York.
Speaker 3A View to a Kill, the.
Speaker 2Prophecy the Dark Zone.
Speaker 3Aaron Eckhart, Nope Balls of Fury, the Deer Hunter, christopher Walken. Yeah, Christopher Walken, he was in Caesar. Yeah, oh.
Famous Actors and Movie Deaths
Speaker 2Number 24. Two Shades of Blue Hot Boys. Soldier the Rage. What show are you watching? Man with a Gun Surviving the Game Drop Zone? Let's Get Harry Straight Time. The Buddy Holly Gunsmoke. Gary Busey yes.
Speaker 1Gary Busey, wow, I knew the Buddy Holly Gunsmoke. Gary Busey, yes, gary Busey, wow, I knew the Buddy Holly was him. I was waiting for him. I'm going to do it today, Gary Busey. You do it Gary, I've got a friend we've worked with made me watch that movie.
Speaker 3How far away from Point Break?
Speaker 2were you. It was about to get better because it was like the next one was like the Magnificent Seven Ride, and then it was Universal Soldier, the Firm Under Siege Point Break Predator 2, and Lethal Weapon.
Speaker 3I would have gotten Point Break. I did not remember him in Universal Soldier.
Speaker 1I just guessed, because it said Buddy Holly, number three 23 on-screen deaths.
Speaker 2Shadow of the Vampire. I can't pronounce this one, bullfighter. The Last Temptation of Christ To Live and Die in LA Willem.
Speaker 1Dafoe, it is Willem Dafoe. Never heard any of those other movies before.
Speaker 3Last Temptation of Christ.
Speaker 2At the top would have been Platoon Spider-Man Speed 2, john Wick.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay, 24 on-screen deaths, number 22. Ncis Chuck From Dusk Till Dawn. The Take.
Speaker 3Wait.
Speaker 2You can give an answer or you can defer, and it'll be Mitch's If I keep reading.
Speaker 3What was the second one After NCIS?
Speaker 2Chuck.
Speaker 3John Lithgow.
Speaker 2No, that's a good guess, though. Burn Notice Stargate, Rag and Bone, the Outer Limits dies twice. Tales from the Crypt Safehouse Gangster Squad.
Speaker 3What's his name? He did? The voice of Ultron Kevin.
Speaker 2No, not Kevin.
Speaker 3Daniel Spader, no, not Kevin. Danny, david, uh, daniel Spader, nope All right.
Speaker 2So we were at Gangster Squad, swat, firefight, we Are Marshall, the Marine. I CU Rogue Force, balls of Fury, the Faculty, charlie's Angels, full Throttle, cop Land Die Hard 2, terminator 2.
Speaker 1What the hell?
Speaker 3I know it's the bad guy, that's the t1000, but I don't know his name oh, oh, oh oh, he was also a peacemaker, but he's not dead yet now you're asking me to tell me the name that I couldn't think of on the spot um, it's t1000, but I don't know his name.
Speaker 1Patrick, something in it. Oh, pat, patrick.
Speaker 2That's his last name, ewing no.
Speaker 1Patrick something, something Patrick, something Patrick, oh something Patrick.
Speaker 2Daniel Patrick no Going in five.
Speaker 1Daniel.
Speaker 2Patrick Four Three Charles, patrick Two, juan.
Speaker 3John Patrick.
Speaker 2John Patrick, nope, robert Patrick. Ah, close enough.
Speaker 1Oh, come on, he's the last name.
Speaker 2You got to get the whole thing. This should be a good one. 24 debts. Number 21 on the list. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes. Red Riding Hood, dirty Ape, not Charlton Huston.
Speaker 3John Lithgow.
Speaker 2No, not John Lithgow, just keep throwing that one out there. Kung Fu Panda 2. Harry Potter, hannibal Sin, bram Stoker's Dracula, air Force One, gary Oldman. Yes, it is.
Speaker 1Gary Oldman. Oh, I didn't even know he was in Kung Fu Panda.
Speaker 3I didn't know he was in Kung Fu Panda either 25 deaths.
Speaker 2Okay, this might be a tough one. This is kind of a Mitch might know this one. 25 deaths. Kung Fu Panda. King of the Mountain. She wrote Proof in the Pudding CSI. Grave Danger, part One. Dynasty Death House. Welcome to Spring Break. Gunsmoke. Master of Horrors. My Mom's a Werewolf. Jonathan of smoke. Master of horrors, my mom's a werewolf. Jonathan of the bears, the appaloosa, the plunderers, the intruders. Mitchell mark strikes again, which implies he struck once. Shalimar battle beyond the stars. Scorpion with two tails, tenebra. Hands of steelhes. Nightmare on Elm Street 3. Dream Warriors. Beverly Hills. Cop 3, also in a Kung Fu movie With Bruce Lee and Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
Speaker 3Oh, chuck Norris, no Okay.
Speaker 2John Saxon.
Speaker 3Who's that?
Speaker 2He plays one of the fighters. I think it's Enter the Dragon. Oh, okay With the claw guy.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I know the face, but I didn't know there was another one.
Speaker 2He's the one who's like sabotaging the fight until he gets like better odds on the bets, okay, and then he beats the crap out of it. He's fighting. 25 deaths, number 19. Alias, fatherland, amelia, earhart, merlin, galavant Lex With two X's, 2047. Sight of Death the Right Sin City, salem's Lot, bloodhounds of Broadway Nighthawks, tactical Assault. The Tenth Kingdom, hobo with a Shotgun.
Speaker 3He's in Blade Runner.
Speaker 2Yes, he is. What's that over there?
Speaker 1Yeah, he's also in Smallville.
Speaker 3Mm-hmm.
Speaker 2Like Two's in the Rain.
Speaker 1Yes, like Two's. In the Rain, also in in the rain, also in edgar something in it.
Speaker 2No, no or edward.
Speaker 1Uh, you were closer with edgar or edwin, I don't know.
Speaker 2I ain't got it, edger something no, okay you're, you got the gr, you're getting the first part wrong.
Speaker 1Okay, I don't know. Then, rutger, rutger, okay. Yeah he played a villain in Smallville for like a season.
Speaker 2All right, here we are at number 18. 25 deaths, 25 times he died, that's a lot of deaths On camera. Well, also, he died in real life. The Hunger Games Mockingjay, part 2.
Speaker 3Buffy, the Vampire Slayer film Donald Sutherland. Yes, but he's still alive. When did he die? He died a couple months ago.
Speaker 2Did he really? You get a point. All right. Okay For Donald Sutherland 26 deaths, number 17. Beginners up the Last Station.
Speaker 3Ed Asner.
Speaker 2Nope, not Ed Asner, he's like up, up, up. Okay, nine Already Dead. The Lake House National Treasure, cold Creek Manor.
Speaker 1Sean Bean no, he doesn't die in National Treasure?
Speaker 2Oh, he doesn't. Dracula 2000. John Voight, nope the Clown at Midnight. Star Trek VI, the Undiscovered Country.
Speaker 1Oh, I know who it is. I know his face, but I don't know his name.
Speaker 2Dreamscape Eyewitness, somewhere in Time, the Rock? No, he's not in the Rock.
Speaker 1No, that's not Ed Harris.
Speaker 2Okay, that's what I was thinking of, oh the silent partner, the spiral staircase, the day that shook the world, the Royal hunt of the sun, the fall of the Roman empire, hallmark hall of fame, whatever that is, and Hamlet. Hamlet well known for another film that he does not die in Very happy film, a musical with the sounds of music Very happy film and musical With the Sounds of Music.
Speaker 3No, I can't If it's not Julie Andrews.
Speaker 2It's who acted opposite Julie Andrews.
Speaker 3Yeah, I couldn't tell you, I don't know.
Speaker 2Christopher Plummer.
Speaker 3Oh crap, I should have known that. I should have known that I'm a slightly yeah, you did not get that.
Speaker 226 deaths. Game of Thrones, star Wars, episode VII the Force Awakens Branded.
Speaker 3Robin Hood All right, this one is Max von Sydow.
Speaker 2Yes, max von Sydow. I don't know who that is. He plays the Three-Eyed Raven in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 1The old one. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2Yeah, he also dies in Rush Hour 3 and Ghostbusters 2.
Speaker 1And Judge Dredd. I forgot he was in Game of Thrones.
Speaker 2I forgot who this 28 deaths. We're going to skip the next one, because you only recognize him from Gladiator and he doesn't die in Gladiator. So there's no point. Because he has a Denmark name, sven Lothorsen, I don't know, yeah, 28 deaths though Number 14.
Speaker 2Mitch, I hope you get this Without warning. Mr Scarface, Dracula, chateau's Land, compañeros, the Desperados, the Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. Christopher Lee no, not Christopher Lee. A Professional Gun, torture Garden, Barabbas, the Mongols, the Silver Chalice, arrowhead, sudden Fear, the Swan Princess, cyborg 2, city Slickers, outlaw of Gore, tango and Cash. Batman 1989. I know who it is.
Speaker 3Young Guns.
Speaker 1I don't know the guy's name, but I know who you're talking about. It's the guy that Joker kills.
Speaker 2It's the main boss originally. Yes, and he plays Curly in City Slickers. Curly, yeah, that crap bigger than you.
Speaker 3We should talk about that movie.
Speaker 2I couldn't tell you his name either? Yeah, jack Palance.
Speaker 1Oh, I do remember that name, okay.
Speaker 2Did I not put Shane on here? He dies in Shane, all right number 13. With 28 deaths to his name, city and Fear. Man on Fire. Domino Java, heat, the Courier Spun, the Last Outlaw Bullet. White Sands, francisco Double Team Immortals. Passion Play, killshot. Johnny Handsome Rumblefish. A Prayer for the Dying Body. Heat, alex Rider. Operation Stormbreaker Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Iron man 2, and Sin City.
Speaker 3Mickey Rourke. Yes, Mickey Rourke.
Speaker 1I knew who it was, but I could not think of the name until you said it.
Speaker 2Number 12, 29 Debts. The Martyrdom of St Sebastian, chain of Command Hidden in the Woods, the Legend of Butch and Sundance, treachery, scorpion King Four, sushi Girl, conundrum, stiletto, blood of the Hunter, a Taste for Killing Mojave, moon, cherry Falls, the Abyss, art of War, streets of Blood.
Speaker 3Michael Biehn. Yes, michael Biehn, I was almost saying Sean Biehn for a second. We're not there yet.
Speaker 2No, he's not enough. We're at the first 30 death person Number 11. Darksiders Wing Commander Prophecy Full Thr. 11. Darksiders, wing Commander Prophecy Full throttle. Mark Hamill, yes, mark Hamill.
Speaker 3Sure, why not? He's Wing Commander. He's like one of the first A-listed actors to be in a video game.
Speaker 2Okay, number 10. 38 deaths he has died. Eight more times he's died. We're about to start jumping. Fear itself Itself, fear itself, depth charge, cyclops, heroes, csi, miami Breakaway, purgatory, oz, capital P, the Odyssey, royal, kill In Cold Blood, doctor who, voyage Hunt to Kill. Dark Honeymoon, doa, matt Smith, nope, okay, killer Weekend, national Security, con Games. Luck of the Draw, trip Fall, two Shades of Blue, the Cable Guy, the Nature of the Beast, miss Lonely Hearts, the Specialist, the Hard, true Final Analysis, lonely Hearts, the Expendables and the Dark Knight.
Speaker 3What the hell is this, the Dark Knight?
Speaker 2Mm-hmm.
Speaker 3And he dies in this movie.
Speaker 2He dies in all of these.
Speaker 1I can't tell you his name, but I think I know who it is, the uh, well, I don't know yeah.
Speaker 3Hold on, All right. I'm trying to think of who dies in the Dark Knight.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3Um uh his scene in.
Speaker 1The Dark Knight is well, he dies later.
Speaker 2But uh, batman's holding him off a building. He's like this fall's not going to kill me and he goes, I'm counting on it. And then he lets him go. Yeah, really yeah.
Speaker 1Plays the Maroonie.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's in like everything Like. His acting credits are absurd.
Speaker 1That's not the Dark Knight, that's Batman Begins.
Speaker 2And he's in suits.
Speaker 3Really yeah, no idea who it is.
Speaker 2I don't know his name, eric Roberts, couldn't have guessed it 41 deaths, number nine, house of the Rising Sun, the Killing Jar Shadows in Paradise, recoil the Last Hour. The Hidden Furnace, the Stranger Sex Crimes, wedlock, gunslock guns, bulletproof pornos don't count boston girls, the lazarus papers, blood ties, the x files, point blank. The replacement killers, renegade reindeer games, night stalker predators dav David Coveney. Nope, what did I say? Night Stalker Predators Once Upon a Time in Mexico. Triple X, inferno Halloween Remake Anaconda Con Air From Dusk Till Dawn.
Speaker 3Jon Voight.
Speaker 2Nope.
Speaker 1Heat From Dusk Till it's the old guy, isn't it? From Dusk Till Dawn?
Speaker 3Well, the old guy From Dust Till Dawn Con Air. You said right yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, Danny Trejo.
Speaker 2Yes, danny Trejo, I was like we've said it like three times.
Speaker 1He's in Anaconda. When you said Con Air and then I was thinking Dust Till Dawn I was like that's the only one I know of 42 deaths, number eight.
Speaker 2There's a lot of these we've never heard of, so I'm going to read a select few. Skip to the good ones Frankenstein, the Mask of Fu Manchu, the Mummy, the Ghoul, the Black Cat, the man with Nine Lives, the Raven, the Walking Dead but not the show, you'll find out. The Devil Commands House of Frankenstein. The Body Snatcher, abbott and Costello meet Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde. What, yes?
Speaker 1I know who it is from the Mummy, I just don't know his name.
Speaker 3Bela.
Speaker 2Lugosi no not Bela Lugosi.
Speaker 1It's the old guy that worked at the library that dies trying to cut him down as everybody else escapes through the tunnel. He wears the little fez on his hat. He was the girl's boss. I don't know his name.
Speaker 2He played the first Frankenstein monster.
Speaker 3Oh crap.
Speaker 2He does the voice over for how the Grinch Stole Christmas.
Speaker 3His name's blanking on me.
Speaker 2He's like a darker kind of actor he looks like 4,000 years old, even though he was like 30.
Speaker 3I can't remember his name.
Speaker 2Boris Karloff.
Speaker 1I knew that. I just didn't realize that was. I couldn't get it. What's he in the Mummy?
Speaker 2he's the Mummy.
Speaker 1I was thinking of the Mummy. He's the Mummy. Oh, I was thinking of the Mummy with Brandon. Fraser no, no, that's all I was throwing off, okay, yeah.
Speaker 3I was getting a Hammer Films vibe, but I couldn't think of Boris Karloff.
Speaker 2Number seven With 41 deaths. Call of Duty, modern Warfare 2. Alien vs Predator in the Spider's Web. Lost Voyage, the Day Lincoln Was Shot. Phantom, the Lost Tribe, prairie Fever, appaloosa Screamers, the Da Vinci Treasure, the Garden Hellraiser, hellworld, out for Blood, madhouse, last Assassins, no Contest 2, tarzan Dream Warrior. The Quick and the Dead. Did you say Alien? Not yet oh. The Quick and the Dead, did you say Alien? Not yet oh.
Speaker 3The Quick and the Dead.
Speaker 1It's the guy that plays the android from Alien. I don't know his name.
Speaker 3Really, that's what I'm thinking.
Speaker 1I just don't know his name. So I can't win this one because I don't know his name.
Speaker 3Ash, you mean.
Speaker 2No, not Ian Holm, okay mean no, not Ian Holm.
Speaker 3Okay, so it's not Ian Holm.
Speaker 2The one who plays Bishop.
Speaker 1Oh, bishop, yeah, the android from Aliens 2. Ah crap, you're right, I don't know his name?
Speaker 3What is his name?
Speaker 2Because he's in Terminator Alien and Predator.
Speaker 1Yeah, Because technically Ah.
Speaker 3I forget his name Technically they cross over, they do cross over Lance.
Speaker 1Henriksen.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's Waylon Yutani, he's also in Mass Effect, number six, with 48 deaths. 24,. Jack and the Argonauts, the Heart of Justice, double Cross, gunsmoke, the Twilight Zone, cheyenne, elegy, sleepwalking Out of Season, the Last Ride, the Keeper House of Nine, unspeakable Ticker Tychus, ed. Tv Top of the World Super Mario Bros, the Indian Runner, black Widow, blue Velvet, the Osterman Weekend, bowser.
Speaker 1Hold on, hold on. I just don't know the names. Hopper.
Speaker 3Daniel Hopper. Hold on, I just don't know the names. Hopper, daniel Hopper, hopper Is this David Hopper? No, it's not David it starts with D.
Speaker 2You're close, daniel. No, not Danny. Derek no, he's a menace.
Speaker 1Dennis.
Speaker 2Dennis Hopper. I'm going to give Mitch a pity point.
Speaker 3What I got Hopper and the D.
Speaker 2Okay, I'll give you both All right. So it doesn't matter, it doesn't matter 48 deaths.
Speaker 1Number five the bad part is I know who these people are, I just don't know their names.
Speaker 2Yeah, if you knew who they were, Mitch, you'd be whooping Hayden's butt I'm blanking too. Edward Scissorhands. Catch Fire, vincent Price. Yes, it is Vincent Price, well done, thank you. Number four, plan 9 from Outer Space Bela Lugosi, it is Bela Lugosi. Hayden with 15, mitch with 7. Number 3 Sean Bean.
Speaker 2With 70 deaths Detonator. Treasure Island. Once Upon a Spy. The Alfred Hitchcock Hour. The Sign of Satan. William Tell Manhunt. Season of the Witch. The Resident Alice in Wonderland, crimson Rivers. The Rainbow Thief, gremlins 2. The Return of the Witch. The Resident Alice in Wonderland, crimson Rivers. The Rainbow Thief, gremlins 2, the New Batch. The Return of Captain Invincible Bear Island. Arabian Adventure 1941, the Satanic Rites of Dracula. The man with the Golden Gun. Christopher Lee it is Sir Christopher Lee.
Speaker 3I was Dracula. I wasn't quite there yet you said Golden Gun, I got it.
Speaker 1Number two, sean Bean.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Right to the number one spot.
Speaker 2The Black Cauldron After Darkness, the Hit Monolith Beyond the Gates, the Proposition Tabloid Watership Down Spectre Snowpiercer. Only Lovers Left Alive. Hercules contact.
Speaker 3Ed Harris.
Speaker 2No Space balls. The elephant man, hell boy. V for vendetta and alien.
Speaker 3Really.
Speaker 2Yes, well, it's not Hugo.
Speaker 1Weaving.
Speaker 2No, it's not Hugo Weaving. No, it's not Hugo Weaving, we can rule out Hugo.
Speaker 1Yes, I was like. Well, you said Vendetta, I was like oh well, no, Ian Holm's not in view for Vendetta.
Speaker 2No, he's not in view for.
Speaker 1Vendetta? Who's the old man in view? For Vendetta, it's like the president.
Speaker 2Oh, John Hurt.
Speaker 1Yes, I told you, I know the people, I just don't know the names Number one Sean Bean.
Speaker 2Yes, Sean Bean.
Speaker 1I'm getting me a point you got it. Mitch.
Speaker 3Good job.
Speaker 2Good job, good job, mitch. And this list, just like, keeps going. It goes For Sean Bean. Like I said, if I just knew what movies or what the people's names were in these movies, I'd be great 35, and then, like number 36, is Steve Buscemi, 37 is Bill Paxton, joe Pantoliano, charles Bronson, ray Winestone, tim Curry, bob Hoskins, gene Hackman, stellan Skarsgård, or Papa Skarsgård, stanley Tucci, john Lithgow was number 47.
Speaker 3Wow, all right, you're so close, all right, so I get to pick what movie, or whatever, we're reviewing next.
Speaker 1After the Valentine's one, though.
Speaker 3Well, how about I pick a video game? Rain World.
Speaker 2I already know that that was going to happen. Plenty of time you suck up.
Speaker 1Plenty of time for us to get into it.
Speaker 3I just happened upon this movie with my own accord this video game, so I figured we'd take our time to play it. I hear it's good. Boo, rainbow Boo, I was hoping we were going to do City Slickers. No, you win next trivia. I'll do trivia next. How about that? Okay, how about that? Catch me outside. How about, okay? Well, that was fun. Anybody watch any new movies I did. What'd you watch? I watched.
Speaker 2My Old Ass.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, your punishment movie. Yeah, Finally watched it. So, yeah, you guys issued me this movie for my year of you know absence. Yes, Tardiness from the show. Yeah, it was a wild year. I needed a break. Pressures of the. So, keep saying but anyways, yeah, it stars Aubrey Plaza and nobody else. Let me probably pull this up.
Speaker 3And when I say stars, I say that very loosely because they're just in it, she's in it. So my Old Ass is about a bunch of kids that live in a farming, kind of like mid-eastern kind of farm area, where they grow cranberries.
Speaker 2So it's not about an aging pachyderm.
Speaker 3No cranberries, and so it's not about an aging pachyderm, no, and uh, essentially, like all these kids that have like this kind of lake life slash, you know homely town kind of feel. Uh, they're all 18, graduating high school. The main character, who is named, not aubrey plaza elliot okay played by Aubrey Plaza. Elliot Okay Played by Maisie Stella.
Speaker 1Stella.
Speaker 3She's a lesbian and her and her friends, you know, go off and have a mushroom, a shroom drug.
Speaker 2Binge.
Speaker 3Yeah, they just like all have their own little inspirations and she doesn't feel any effects from the drugs and in the end, like as everybody else kind of wanders off and has their own trip aubrey plaza, walks out of nowhere in the darkness and, just like you know, starts commenting on her and stuff like. And she's like who are you? And she's like I'm you from the future, right? And she's like you look nothing like me. You have a gap in your teeth.
Speaker 3And she's like that's right where your freaking retainer you know she starts giving her crap and, um, essentially she kind of gives her life advice like you're mean to your family, you know they're not going to be around forever. Be nice to them, enjoy, enjoy them while you still can and stay away from anybody named chad that's always good advice which is like regardless if you're a lesbian.
Speaker 3Okay, well, the next day her chad her dad hires a summer farmhand named ch and this dude which, by the way, the main girl Elliot. As a lesbian, she's got a girlfriend and they're like hitting it off.
Speaker 3Well, chad starts to like worm his way and he's so nice and charming and whatever. And she gets mixed feelings and the rest of the movie is like her a believing what the future version of her is telling her, listening to her advice, trying to like, imagine like you talking to yourself from 20 years ago, trying to like, like tell you what to do, and like how much of an of an idiot your younger version would be bitcoin, you idiot yeah so things like that, you know, and it is kind of funny because like she puts her phone number into the younger version of her phone and she saves it as my old ass and then like she can call her and text her at any point and she can get a response from the future.
Speaker 3So like, don't look at it for the sci-fi plot but for, like you know, a coming-of-age movie where somebody tries to figure out themselves through themselves is a pretty interesting concept. It really wasn't that bad of a movie. I kind of actually enjoyed it, if you can overlook it the whole plot Suspend a little bit of disbelief At one point.
Speaker 3She calls her and she's asking for advice on something, and then you hear air raid sirens going on in the the background and you hear Aubrey Plaza say basement, basement. It's just like what's happening, what do I need to know about? And she, like, hangs up on her and that's it. They just never address like what that was yeah. So I guess the future is looking kind of bleak, but yeah.
Speaker 2World War 3.
Speaker 1It was pretty fun, pretty interesting movie.
Speaker 3I wouldn't expect anything great out of it. I went into it with a punishment expectation. I actually enjoyed it.
Speaker 2Some of those are kind of fun, where it's just like yeah, it's a punishment and you watch it like this was not bad. This was actually moderately enjoyable.
Speaker 3The way she kind of makes amends with her family and what she deals with Chad, it's worth the watch Amazon A little bit of news that I have here with Chad. It's worth the watch. There you go, Amazon.
Speaker 1Well, amazon, a little bit of news that I have here. Is y'all ever watch any of the Yellowstone, or 1883?
Speaker 3stuff.
Speaker 1Yeah Well, 1923 season two comes out on February 23rd. Sorry, here's the board and Helen Mirren, and it just says defend or die.
Speaker 3Defend or die.
Speaker 1Basically the son from the first season. I want my family back. There was in Africa in a World War one veteran is on his way home to defend his family Beats up that snobby kid and beats him off a boat Because he pulls a gun at a sword fight.
Speaker 2It's just like he's like a master fencer. It's like you've never held a sword in your life. And he's like nah, it'll be fine, he just beats him up.
Speaker 1They also hear Robert Eggers that did Nosferatu. His next film is going to be Werewolf, but it's spelt like in German, like W-E-R-W-U-L-F. So it's a movie set in 13th century England with dialogue true to the time period. It'll be in theaters December 25th 2026. Wow, but supposedly that's his next film that he's working on. He's a Christmas horror movie guy now. Huh, jeffrey Dean Morgan is really him. Also, henry Cavill are both pushing to try and get a live-action Red Dead series.
Speaker 3Oh and both of them want to star as the main character Is Henry Cavill, just like the video game adaptation guy now.
Speaker 2But, he doesn't look anything like.
Speaker 1Well, that's why Jeffrey Dean Morgan's also pushing for it as well, Jeffrey Dean Morgan yes. He would look like a good older version of him.
Speaker 2Well, John Marston doesn't make it to old age.
Speaker 3It'd have to be Red Dead 1, right? I guess it just says Red.
Speaker 2Dead series. Because Arthur Morgan dies Spoiler alert. The game's been out for years.
Speaker 1Red Dead 1's been out even longer. The next bit of news I have is Marvel is looking at eyeing Brenton Thwaites, which played Nightwing in the Titan series, as the next Cyclops. So I mean, he kind of got the look you know, as a younger version of it. I could see it.
Speaker 3Man. He abandoned DC fast. Well, we need to get.
Speaker 2Titans was over. We need to get Mason in there as Angel.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, Mason McCarty yeah, we told him he should try out for Angel he wants.
Speaker 3Nightcrawler is what he said. That too, yeah, but we told him, angel would be like Well, tell him he's got that blonde hair. He'd be good do Well. You were there. I'm just telling you what I saw.
Speaker 1Hayden.
Speaker 2I was there. No, you didn't. This was before Christmas, this was before you came back.
Speaker 3Yeah, Brady would like.
Upcoming Movies and TV Shows
Speaker 1Nightcrawler. Next news I have is Blumhouse has their Spawn reboot officially set for a release of 2025.
Speaker 3Is McFarlane involved with that at all?
Speaker 1It didn't say I involved with that at all. It didn't say I'm pretty sure he is.
Speaker 2I always forget that Martin Sheen's like the bad guy.
Speaker 1They want it to be R-rated. It's supposed to be. I don't know if it's already in trying to get film production or what, but supposedly it's supposed to release this year sometime. And the last bit I have is James Mangold is looking to direct the Swamp Thing movie and he wants it. Let's see shared movie and he wants to share insights into his vision for the upcoming Swamp Thing film, emphasizing a stand-alone approach distinct from the broader DCU. I would be viewing it as a very simple, clean, gothic horror movie about this man slash monster just doing my own thing with this as a stand-alone film. Basically, he wants to make his own film and then, if they want to tie it in more, they can. If not, he has his own gothic horror version of Swamp Thing as long as it's better than the last Indiana Jones movie, I mean we could probably make a better Indiana Jones movie.
Speaker 2There was no reason to make more Indiana Jones movies. Last Crusade is like one of the best endings. Money, yeah, it should have been indiana jones 4 and the quest for more money that's really all the news I have right now okay, well, uh, I also watched um season two of silo.
Speaker 3I'm getting caught up on all these shows that I missed last and, uh, it's good, um, left it on cliffhanger, of course, because and it took like three years to do season two, which was annoying, so now you have to wait forever. But, yeah, I really enjoy that show and the books are all done, so I might actually just read the books because I don't want to wait. So, yeah, and then Shrinking with Harrison Ford is a great show. If you like Scrubs, you would like this show.
Speaker 2It was just funny having Rachel watch Scrubs. Or better yet, I'm watching Scrubs and Rachel falls asleep on the couch. It's a Scrubs. Sorry, honey, but I was like oh man, scrubs is on because we had just finished the Day of the Jackal first season.
Speaker 2I don't think they're going to do a second season, but I don't know if it's going to go really any further than that, because it's based off the william forsyth book. But that whole book is about an english assassin who gets contracted by, like this french resistance group, to assassinate charles de gaulle. Because they were pissed he pulled him out of algeria okay after they had fought in algeria for like decades yeah so it's about you know him going through and whatever played by Edward Fox.
Speaker 2So the show actually does a lot of Hamad shots to it where they do certain bits and the ending of the show is not what I expected they would do. So I was very surprised. But I was pleasantly surprised with how they pulled it off, Because the whole 10 episodes is this whole cat and mouse game with this MI6 agent who's hell-bent on finding out who this guy is. She's tying like random murders to this guy just because of how he killed the person. Like there's one where he's got like a gimbal whatever for a movie camera so he can assassinate somebody on a boat while he's on a boat to counteract the waves and maintain it to be steady and it's like you know great distances. So it gets a little long-winded with, like the people he's going after where they just kind of go on and on and you're just like.
Speaker 2Jesus, just kill him already.
Speaker 3Ten episodes, for basically would you say it's like kind of one story.
Speaker 2If it's one story. But they got like a lot of mixed stuff. I mean, they set up the second season as like it's totally going to happen. Yeah, Like this is like you know what he's going to do in the second season, but the whole time, like his wife is like prying into his life about, like you know, there's a secret room in the house. It's like what do you actually do?
Speaker 2Okay, that'd be interesting and Rachel's watching and going. She's like she's just ungrateful because they were living in a villa on like a lake and like there's a pool. That's like one of those like perfect, like level pools where like kind of like waterfalls off and there's like this huge lake. You know beautiful countryside, olive trees and all this. You know ritzy stuff. Awesome villa, like handcrafted, you know beautiful house and she's like I don't even know who you are anymore. It's like while you lounge poolside, yeah, with your side, it's like you're rolling around in the blood money. At this point it's too late, you can't go back.
Speaker 3Give me another martini while I yell at you.
Speaker 2Rachel would be like if this was you, I would have been like okay, have fun at your next trip, I hope it all goes well, I'll be here, ban it, ban it. So I think it would be good. But watching Scrubs a a rewatch of it after the show came out in like what 2001? Yeah, so it's been 24 years since that show premiered. Some of the jokes and stuff they've done. It's like man, you could not have done that today that's okay.
Speaker 1My wife started watching Grey's Anatomy for the first time oh my god, I'm so sorry she only watches it mostly when I'm not there.
Speaker 2So like when I explained Scrubs to Rachel, I was like it's a comedy show but like that, like that's its main line, but it also does never. It never pulls its punches. It's like MASH when, like, if it's going to be an In the Feels episode, like where Dr Cox like loses three patients. Or like the true ending of the show where JD walks by and it's all these people who were in the show or have died or something and he just walks through with that. It's like the cut of him and what their future is supposed to be.
Speaker 2The most cutting episode is the Brendan Fraser episode. Oh yes, where. It's like where do you think we are? And he turns and then turns back and Brendan Fraser's gone.
Speaker 3Yeah. And it's like oh yeah, that's the oof.
Speaker 2That's a tough one, so Rachel thought it was going to be like Grey's.
Speaker 3Anatomy. Bill Lawrence did that show. Yes, he also did Shrinking. Oh, does he.
Speaker 1Okay.
Speaker 3So imagine Scrubs, but with Harrison Ford.
Speaker 2Yeah, eagle, I want him with, like Donald Faison.
Speaker 3They do do some goofy stuff. Harrison Ford is old JD. Yeah, he's not that goofy.
Speaker 2No, he can't be, it's like impossible.
Speaker 3They have Jason Segel in it and he's like this therapist whose wife died and his life's a wreck. And you see him drive in the first episode to therapy and he sits down and the guy's waiting on him and he opens up his notebook and he's like so where did we leave off? And you find out he's the therapist in the first and you're like like this guy's.
Speaker 3So yeah, where it kicks off from there, it's really good. And harrison ford's like kind of he's like that old, like boomer, keeping its distance, but he's really invested he wants people to be healthy and happy, and so the way you see him like, like reluctantly, help it's good it's weird watching scrubs because I was like what happened to TV.
Speaker 2I was like these like early 2000s stuff, like these shows, like these were long running, like these shows would do five seasons.
Speaker 310 seasons where it's a formula that they rehash, but then there's really no ending, you know.
Speaker 1It doesn't need its own ending, it can perpetuate itself and it's just writing, like what happened that day to them and making it entertaining and having a guest or something. That's what sitcom is how I Met your Mother is nine seasons and I mean it just keeps going. It just tells day by day. But how I Met your Mother is nine seasons of Ted telling his kids how he eventually got to this woman, just so she could die and go bang. Robin, yeah, yes, but we were talking about sitcoms, anyway.
Speaker 3so situations like Friends, that's quintessential.
Speaker 2Yeah, pivot the whole couch thing. I just like how they got Bruce Willis to guest star for it.
Speaker 3You tell somebody yeah, the Pivot joke from Friends. Which episode is it? I don't know.
Speaker 1They don't even know what season it is. They're all the same. Or Big Bang Theory, bazinga, bazinga.
Speaker 3Bazinga For one episode. So that's what it is, and it became a t-shirt and people don't do that anymore. People could tell you what season, michael Scott, you know.
Speaker 2The episode, his last episode as a mainliner.
Speaker 3Right, because there was kind of more of a through line through the show Like eventually Pam and Jim got married right Well because even the quote-unquote sitcoms nowadays are eight episodes eight 30-minute episodes and that's your season and these are like 22-episode seasons.
Speaker 2But I will say Scrubs' character development is really, really good.
Speaker 3Yeah, that's fair To see growth in an individual like where JD becomes more confident and stuff like that.
Speaker 2you know Cox becomes more, I don't know, maybe like less less wanting to punch people in the face, who have the audacity to even talk to him yeah, bill lawrence actually carries over a lot of people.
Speaker 3Uh, who is dr cox's wife?
Speaker 2oh, um jordan.
Speaker 3That's his wife in real life yeah, he, she's in Shrinking also, so there's a couple of reoccurring people from his previous shows. Yeah, alright, well, let's go ahead and wrap this up then.
Speaker 2So so.
Speaker 3Bye, goodbye from me. Hey, goodbye Tom, bye Mitch, bye Mitch's wife. Awkward endings. It's only been five years, I was going to add this together.
Speaker 1That'll make it a two-hour episode.
Speaker 3Do it, do it, do it. Do you want to play Ballers B now, tom?
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