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Speaker 1:Last episode we covered our top ten movie quotes. Or well, me and Hayden's top ten movie quotes. Hayden's, mitch's, mayden's, mayden's, the Mayden's they're not the only one I know, right, that's the first time I got tongues was in a while. Mitch is top ten movie monologues.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he got the homework assignment which were Took it and ran. He did.
Speaker 2:I wrote essays for my one sentence.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you have to write one paragraph. Mitch Rodate, they were very inspirational Overachievers. Hayden's were pretty niche, I would say into more of his favorite categories, especially contemplative and self-reflective. Yeah, I like that stuff.
Speaker 2:I had long ones for the last episode. Wait till you hear the first one.
Speaker 1:I guess mine were probably more pop culture-y and stuff that was really, I guess, stuff that was in the lexicon of Americana More simple Punchy Good.
Speaker 3:You know which I think combined? Talk to me Goose.
Speaker 1:It was great. All right, but now we're at the worst.
Speaker 3:the worst, this is where we get off the rails. This is where it goes downhill and I have a feeling that some of yours, uh, you're gonna like contradict each other and be like, wow, that's a great line, probably, uh, but we'll, we'll kick it off with a uh, a general uh, I think across the room, so to speak, so this is probably what everybody agrees is a bad one. I think across the room, so to speak, so this is probably what everybody agrees is a bad one.
Speaker 1:I did not hit her. It's not true, it's both. I did not hit her, I did not. Oh hi Mark, oh hi Mark. That was when Hayden said the worst ones. I was like every effing line from the room.
Speaker 3:I was just like all right, picked the, I picked the obvious one.
Speaker 2:Oh and time out real quick. We can't have hot sauce because of what they said in their quotes just throwing that out there or none of us unless we can find tommy was first get tommy was mailing address, we're gonna find it.
Speaker 1:We're mailing him that you swore in a movie from the 90s on our show he probably asked to be on the.
Speaker 3:We didn't let tommy wasabi in our pocket, no I would just to see what happens. No, this is a quality show no, can't pronounce his last name, all right. Well, tom, why is that a bad line?
Speaker 1:Because that movie sucks. Everything about that movie is terrible. That is the deranged makings of a lunatic who somehow conned his way into getting a movie. Yeah, it's a. The only thing that's impressive about that movie is the fact it was made. That's it. Neil Breen is a better director and actor.
Speaker 3:no, yes, no, yes, for the great quote of I can't believe you killed yourself in that tone you know he's still I from I, what's the movie, uh, where they made a mock like a mockumentary or not a mockumentary. It was like a, the retelling of how the room got made. Um, anyways, the disaster artist, that's what. The hallway james franco, yeah, they talked about how, like, he still like has a theatrical release of the room, like once a year, just in case you can get in the oscars with so yeah like it ain't happening so you get the razzies yeah he got I I don't know he swept.
Speaker 3:I've never been able to make it through the whole movie, but you watch like bits and pieces of it. It's just so, like individual takes, like reels or whatever. You just so I'm heavily confident.
Speaker 1:What, what year is that movie? From? 1981, 1981. Probably, or something like 1990. Pauly Shore at that time with a camcorder and 30 bucks. I'm pretty sure probably could have did a better movie, pauly.
Speaker 2:Shore is awesome. I don't know what you're talking about. I mean it at least used to be. I don't know about now, today.
Speaker 3:Well, we definitely have the wide range of film fanatics here.
Speaker 1:Now we got the room out of the way. I'm a weasel, all right now we can start.
Speaker 3:Ah, dimitch is number one, here we go enough is enough.
Speaker 2:I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this monday to friday.
Speaker 1:Yes, you did the sci-fi channel once because you watched the movie and it's samuel jackson saying the mf, the mf, but the sci-fi channel version. I'm sick and tired of these monkey flipping snakes on this monday through friday. Playing is infinitely better. If he said that in the real movie I would have it would have been amazing.
Speaker 3:I I, so I think you originally wanted the mfr one I didn't care which one, it didn't matter either one was bad. Well, I found the uh, the sci-fi one.
Speaker 2:I was like better because you can play the whole thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that is. That is peak cinema.
Speaker 3:I'll be honest, I've never seen snakes I haven't either no, that's just like it's really bad. But like the the that line, though, it's like a novelty, like like pride and prejudice and zombies, like you don't need to know what's going on in the late 2000s and into the early 2010s.
Speaker 1:The sci-fi channel was gold because you'd get these movies that were theatrical movies, that had profanity and stuff that happened to it, and then you would wait to watch the sci-fi version to see what the edit was, because it was gonna be better. Yeah, that.
Speaker 3:He loved his job.
Speaker 1:The best. There's this one and a sidebar. The greatest one is Dracula 3000, where Coolio is the vampire. He gets stabbed with the stake Because in the movie he goes on F. He says on F word believable as he dies, but the sci-fi it is on and it cuts to him like already, on the ground goes believable, all right.
Speaker 3:So for this one, I'll tell you it's from one of the transformers movies. All right, believe it what is it?
Speaker 1:the wiki? No, that was better than that.
Speaker 3:So I watched, uh, the first one and everybody was like transformers. It's an amazing movie I watched it and I was like this is a dumb movie. It is. And so, like you know, all these freaking Transformers movies came out and there was one available and I was like, no, I'll check in, they're still cranking them out. They've got to be doing something right. So I watched this one and I was like, nah, it's still terrible. It's still terrible, it's awful. And here's a quintessential line from this movie I'm like a fat ballerina.
Speaker 1:I don't know who that is. I can't believe you got Mitch in his morning routine.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1:He spins in the bathroom. I'm a ballerina. I'm pretty sure it's John Goodman. That is John Goodman, Okay yeah, is that really?
Speaker 3:Yeah, he plays like.
Speaker 2:Bloodhound yeah, he's like. Isn't he like a Mountain Dew truck or something like that?
Speaker 1:I don't know it's so stupid. Monster Energy, no, his name would be like the Kyle Machine.
Speaker 3:Like the idea of these. Characters are so dumb to begin with and then you give them lines, but they should all be like Bumblebee they just can't speak.
Speaker 2:So it's just. I don't know, they are good, mindless things, just if you just want to watch action now as far as story, yeah, the special effects, like I remember watching a documentary on like special effects where they're going and they talked about um transformers, the like to render optimus prime.
Speaker 3:Transforming was like petabytes, like we hit. We hit go on a computer and didn't see it for three months. I was like cool, if that's your technological marvel, that's what you think gets butts in seats. I guess it works because people are like wow.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean, it is impressive. It was impressive when it came out. Well, because you actually see parts moving, I suppose, yeah, a jumble of metal yeah, it wasn't like they did like a cutaway or something, or like you see a shadow and like the shadow moves. Yeah, like they would do with like animorphs. Yeah, because they couldn't afford to do. Still a great show. Still a great show alright, it's Tom's.
Speaker 3:Who are you?
Speaker 1:here we go.
Speaker 2:I'm Rey.
Speaker 3:Rey, who Rey Skywalker? Your Honor, I object. Liar, liar, liar. I didn't sound like David.
Speaker 1:The J Jonah Jameson Awesome Perfect, because it's so stupid. You're not a Skywalker, right, you're a Palpatine.
Speaker 3:I agree, she was trained by luke skywalker, so what for like the three days that they were together.
Speaker 1:That was grogu. He doesn't go around going.
Speaker 2:I'm grogu skywalker that would be like us taking the last names of some people that we trained under yeah, she was proud of her training.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm trying to defend the movie here I just got some slack.
Speaker 1:Proud of her training. She had like an 80s montage, yeah, and it wasn't even that good. It wasn't even an 80s montage, it was a 90s montage, not nearly as good as the 80s.
Speaker 3:Well, it's better than being Ray Palpatine, I guess.
Speaker 1:Oh, one of the most richest, most powerful people ever, man the horror.
Speaker 2:Bring honor back to the name maybe? Yeah Well, tom would definitely be a Sith.
Speaker 1:I would I probably went to. I would just like a shoot lightning out of my hands.
Speaker 2:I, I, uh what's called? Uh, I would not envy, uh. I sympathize with Darth Vader saying you do. Huh yeah, Kill the younglings you know, let's be honest, if it was between my wife or you guys, I'd kill you both just saying well, you know, he's got to save his wife he's got space dementia
Speaker 3:alright, anyway, mitch's number two, here we go, come back, that's not mine. Oh congratulations, tom, he's going again. Come back, that's not mine, come back, that's his. Oh Congratulations, tom, he's going again.
Speaker 1:That's a tank.
Speaker 4:I'll never let go, I promise.
Speaker 2:Pushes his bobbing body underwater. The bubbles are still coming up.
Speaker 1:I'm not dead yet. I feel happy. You'd be stoned dead in a moment. That's not the quote I'd put on the list. The quote is when she gets onto the piece of wood at the door and she's like there's not enough room, it's like, yeah, there is Mythbusters proved it. It's like it is wood. It would support the two of you. It's 1990s, leonardo DiCaprio.
Speaker 3:He weighs 138 pounds oh wait, this was mitch's. I can see the statue of liberty already.
Speaker 1:It's so stupid. He's like standing at the front with his arm tucked. So we just both picked quotes from Titanic. Yes, we did. And girls were just like. You guys don't even know, you guys don't even have emotions.
Speaker 2:I mean, the Titanic is a good movie, but there's some lines that are just like Look, james Cameron's not known for his quality of writing.
Speaker 3:Okay, no, unobtainium, I'm just going to leave it at that. Yeah, unobtainium.
Speaker 1:But that is probably the most believable thing, because that's exactly what we would have called it.
Speaker 3:What unobtainium yeah? Oh, okay yeah.
Speaker 1:No, it would have been that, or something obnoxiously difficult to say in Latin.
Speaker 3:I would have called it Hadeum.
Speaker 1:Hadeum, hadeum, yeah, hadeum Mitchium Tumium.
Speaker 2:So you've got me confused now, because the last one you had them in the order that I had them, and this one you've got them bouncing around.
Speaker 1:So I'm trying to figure it out. It doesn't matter, they're all bad. Bad, it was a hasty. Yeah, all right, it was a hasty edit.
Speaker 3:All right, what's your next? Uh, mine is that I didn't just pull up hey, you guys.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a great line. That is a great line that that deserves better props you're coming home with me now all right, here we go.
Speaker 3:What other way is that?
Speaker 2:it's a pressure valve won't open unless there's tremendous pressure.
Speaker 3:Let me play it again.
Speaker 2:Pressure valve won't open unless there's tremendous pressure. Is that?
Speaker 1:Kurt Russell, that's Kurt.
Speaker 3:Russell from the movie Poseidon. They're trying to square peg a circle hole. This is how a pressure valve works, unless there's pressure. Thank you.
Speaker 2:We're simplifying that there.
Speaker 3:What exactly goes into a garbage truck, I don't know, you know, like maybe Garbage Trash. There's such a dumb line. What movie is that from Poseidon Ship?
Speaker 1:turns upside down. Is that the remake? Was it a remake Because there was the Poseidon Adventure and and that was in like the 70s? Yeah, this is With Gene Hackman.
Speaker 2:This was like late 90s, early 2000s. No way I didn't know that, Gene Hackman.
Speaker 1:All right well, but who knew? Pressure controls, pressure valves.
Speaker 3:Isn't that crazy Wild, the more you know the only way to open it more pressure. All right, next from tom was the titanic room. On the door I would pick for you, because you said uh, you said something else, so, but I won't that one.
Speaker 2:You said something else, but this is what you got, yeah I can't be bothered to do that one.
Speaker 3:You said like the door bit and I was like no, I said, there's not enough room jack well, I sift through all these YouTube videos and they're all like 12 minutes long and I was like I can't be bothered to edit.
Speaker 1:Great quotes by Hayden. I couldn't be bothered Be happy I had anything.
Speaker 2:I just go to live by it. I can't be bothered. I can't be bothered.
Speaker 3:All right, so I'll move on to Tom's next one.
Speaker 4:Okay greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives and remember my friend. Future events such as these will affect you in the future future events will affect you in the future.
Speaker 1:What is is that from, that's, from Plan 9, from Outer Space.
Speaker 3:That's like some kid. It's a bad movie. It is a horrible, horrible movie. Writing a paper about the future.
Speaker 1:Yeah, in the future, your future self will be in the future.
Speaker 3:Say future one more time, please, future.
Speaker 2:Future. I will in the future Future.
Speaker 1:Future.
Speaker 3:It's just so freaking stupid. We made you watch that for the podcast. Yes, you did, as a punishment.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I had to watch it as a punishment.
Speaker 3:I think I recall you said it was a great movie.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I remember sitting on the couch, either A rocking back and forth because it just hurt, or it was so funny I was almost out of breath.
Speaker 3:As sad as Bela Lugosi's last movie. He just propped his corpse up.
Speaker 1:He was dead in the film. They retained the rights to his corpse for six months.
Speaker 3:That's his legacy. Was it an Ed Wood film? I think it was yes. So like yeah, they just made a story work. They didn't care.
Speaker 1:It was like they were filming eight movies simultaneously and they lost funding for all of them and they were just like you have to put one thing out. And they were like, all right, well, what do we?
Speaker 4:got.
Speaker 1:How far did you get? I got like eight hours of a movie. I got four minutes of a movie. I got seven minutes of a movie movie. Yeah, they were like all right, they just started editing and just went here. We go make it work in the future.
Speaker 3:These would be your problems in the future it's like the, the guy who did all his video game movies before. It was cool to do video game movies and they were terrible, um, like resident evil and all that. Oh yeah yeah, they were just like you knew there were going to be awful movies and somehow there was a market for it. People were watching it. That was ed ed wood back in the day in the 1950s. All right, mitch, this is your next one.
Speaker 2:I love you, you complete me is that from jerry mcguire I couldn't remember what movie it was from, I just remember that line. I'm like, oh like he's mad, like I hate you. Oh no, because he's like crying. It's like you complete.
Speaker 3:God, be a man that's what he told, uh, nicole kidman yeah, it's tom cruise, tom Cruise, intensity, the cruzity, I mean I get like first off, like the running in the rain romance lines that are in rom-coms. They're all kind of goofy because they're trying to be original they can't because it's the same thing over and over again, but that's a weird take on it. Yeah, how exactly you know, do you complete? This is mine, wasn't the person standing next?
Speaker 4:to me in the veil, can you?
Speaker 1:hear. I couldn't know, I just heard thunder.
Speaker 3:That's pretty much how the movie goes. Oh, so, like again a rom-com. Uh, she's, I think. She runs to him in the and, uh, you know, professes her love to him. It's um, what movie is this? Four weddings and a funeral, okay, and it's got a hue jackman. No, the other British, hugh, hugh Mann, no, oh, hugh Grant, hugh Grant, yeah, yeah he's from nine months in that movie too.
Speaker 2:I don't know he was in that newer heretic movie as well, wasn't he?
Speaker 1:well, he was in the Dungeons and Dragons movie. Yeah, he was, yeah, yeah, same guy.
Speaker 3:And then what's the Christmas movie? Uh, which one? The one where you have.
Speaker 1:What's the Christmas movie? Which one? The one where you have the ensemble cast with Alan Rickman, liam Neeson, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Oh, you had to ask me. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. It's got, sir Bill Nye. Rick Grimes is in it, bill.
Speaker 1:Nye is in it. Love Actually, love Actually. That's the movie. It's a good movie.
Speaker 3:Anyway, so she runs to him. It's a girl from Groundhog's Day, opposite of Bill Murray.
Speaker 2:Okay, I know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3:And she professes her love and he's like they're trying to have a conversation. The storm is blaring and he can't understand what's going on and he says, like I can't believe you came here to talk to me in the rain and she's like her eyes are like blinking because it's raining. Is it raining? I didn't notice?
Speaker 1:It's like oh my God, she's an idiot.
Speaker 3:It's just a weird goofy line. Obviously, four Weddings and a Funeral didn't do really well. Can't imagine why. So moving on to Tom's next one we have.
Speaker 4:Anakin, I have failed you. I should have known the Jedi were plotting to take over. It's just bad, Anakin. Chancellor Palpatine is evil. From my point of view, the Jedi are evil.
Speaker 1:That's just such bad writing. I didn't feel like that part was that bad. I do Because.
Speaker 2:I feel like the part where he's like he killed younglings. That's the bad part.
Speaker 1:I mean Obi-Wan could have been like he killed kids, little kids, they're called younglings, yeah, I know, small children's.
Speaker 3:So I mean, I get it, he's gone to the dark side and whatever. Yeah so, but why is it? Why? The jedi evil, from his point of view, what there isn't.
Speaker 1:It's just what he says that's why it's stupid, because because that's why it's bad writing. I mean, obviously he's been brainwashed, but he kind of just gives into it well, because they're.
Speaker 2:He wants to try and stop, because he knows she's gonna die. He wants to stop it and they refuse to help him find a way to stop it.
Speaker 1:But ultimately she dies because of all of his actions. Had he not done any of that crap, she would have been fine, but he didn't know that and no one was willing to explain it to him. Also, another stupid part that's not featured is she's losing the will to live. It's like it is the damn future, Like you are a floating robot that is sentient. What do you mean? She's losing the will to live.
Speaker 3:She needs a will transplant. Somebody bring the will.
Speaker 2:Inject her.
Speaker 1:Bring the machine that goes bing and fix it. Damn it, it's so stupid. Tom didn't want her to die.
Speaker 2:Neither would I.
Speaker 3:I mean all right.
Speaker 2:What do you think Anakin was trying to do? You know what I'm saying? He was choking her.
Speaker 1:A little wink, wink, nudge, nudge. She forgot the safety word. She was supposed to say all right, Midichlorians, midichlorians.
Speaker 3:That's a great safety word. All right, mitch's next one, here we go.
Speaker 4:They're eating her and then they're going to eat me. Oh my God.
Speaker 1:Thank you for including this. Everybody knows this, because it's that goofy white guy in glasses going.
Speaker 2:Oh my, God Trolls 2 that y'all punished me and made me watch.
Speaker 3:That's right, you also thought that movie was amazing.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, it was great. The whole like softcore porn where she's like got popcorn and eating corn while she's trying to seduce him.
Speaker 3:I didn't see it.
Speaker 2:It was horrible, it was bad.
Speaker 3:I do want to know the director's notes for why he wanted him to hold, oh my God, for so long, just like be like just give it, like everything you got, Give it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh my God, Now you said it too fast, Just drag it out, Drag it out.
Speaker 2:They're eating her.
Speaker 3:Then they're going to eat me In Trolls 2, so there's a Trolls 1, apparently.
Speaker 1:Yeah then there's Trolls 3, back to the hood.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's Leprechaun.
Speaker 1:That is Leprechaun. Yeah, alright, never mind.
Speaker 2:There is a Trolls 3.
Speaker 3:I forgot, there is a.
Speaker 2:Trolls 3. But Trolls 1 and Trolls 2 are nothing alike. Whatever, this one has some lady that's like wannabe poison ivy that brings the trolls. I don't know.
Speaker 3:It was weird, they make green stuff.
Speaker 2:They turn the people into the plants and then they eat them, and then they're going to eat me.
Speaker 1:Oh my god.
Speaker 3:Here's my next one.
Speaker 4:Where you going. It's turkey time. Gobble, gobble, huh, huh.
Speaker 2:Gobble, gobble. What, what, what. Like he's confused, like he's caught in the matrix, like what, what was this from, gilly, or whatever. Oh yeah, I've never seen that movie.
Speaker 3:Oh man, I watched the video, the clips, uh yeah, even Ben Affleck's like what, what?
Speaker 1:Like he forgot he was in a movie and he was acting. He's like what Turkeys, what Gobble, gobble, what?
Speaker 3:Their bed game is not on the same level.
Speaker 1:That's for sure. Remind me to say gobble, gobble to Rachel. Yeah, see how well that works, same level, oh man, remind me to say gobble, gobble to Rachel yeah, see how well that works for her.
Speaker 3:Hey, babe.
Speaker 1:Gobble, gobble.
Speaker 2:Oh man, be funny as you win. It's turkey time, get out, get out, it's just.
Speaker 1:Or the sound a lightsaber makes when it gets deactivated.
Speaker 4:Just suck it back in All right, this is Tom's.
Speaker 3:We're almost done with the Star Wars I have another one, yeah, I do too.
Speaker 1:Somehow Palpatine returned. Yeah, that was mine too. Somehow Palpatine, somehow.
Speaker 4:Palpatine returned.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was mine too. Somehow Palpatine. Like that is all we get is somehow, somehow is one word, somehow Palpatine returned. We get three words. Three words to describe the most evil, powerful Sith Lord in all these films.
Speaker 3:There was like seven writers involved in this movie, All right. One of them was tasked with coming up with the backstory of how Palpatine came back. He woke up and was like what day is it what?
Speaker 2:do? We got Somehow.
Speaker 1:Palpatine came back.
Speaker 4:We're behind schedule.
Speaker 1:Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 2:You can look at the film and figure out what happened better than the way that they described it. Well even.
Speaker 3:Oscar Isaac. He can't save that line, he's just like. Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 1:Whatever, and he's a serviceable actor. I'm not going to call him a great, great actor. I think he's fine, I think he's a very serviceable, I think he's a good actor. Such a dumb line. That's such a good line Than what we actually got. Yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, mitch's next one Batman.
Speaker 2:Tonight's forecast.
Speaker 1:A freeze is coming, that's just awesome. It's Arnold, it doesn't matter, you can say anything stupid. Arnold can do and say whatever that man wants. He didn't speak english. He's like I'm going to america and I'm going to be a big actor. And they're like no, you can't. And he goes and what does he do? He starts being in movies, he starts learning english. He's like you know what? I'm gonna be a big action star? Like no, you're not. And then he does it. You know, I'm gonna marry a kennedy. No, you can't, you're just arnold, he goes well, I'm gonna do. You can't, you're just Arnold, he goes well, I'm going to do it. Hey, you can't be governor.
Speaker 2:Watch me. I just can't believe they had him do so many one-liners that were such puns and then convinced him to wear that suit. He has it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know. He kept it because he looks awesome in that suit no, no, he doesn't make it any better. He is the best part of that movie. No that is so stupid, you cannot change my mind Arnold is the best part of that entire film.
Speaker 3:Well, you can be wrong all you want. That's stupid. I do feel like whenever Time to get cool, I do feel like whenever Trump says something stupid, he thinks he's saying it like how Arnold would say it, like commanding presence and you can kind of eyes age that's a stupid dude.
Speaker 1:It's awesome. It's arnold. Arnold gets a pass for everything.
Speaker 3:Well, there you go. There's a diversion amongst our arnold cannot have bad lines, all right, speaking, it's not possible. Speaking your honor, I have erroneous which button's the erroneous?
Speaker 1:okay, that's the erroneous. Remember this one.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all right, here's some quality cinema. Oh, what is this movie? Silent Night, deadly Night, part 2.
Speaker 2:It's Garbage.
Speaker 3:Day the way he like. So this guy's just like carrying a trash can out to his curb and the dude running around with a gun sees him and he's like Garbage Day. He's like blinking like a maniac. The guy's like what? And he just blasts him.
Speaker 2:That was one of his punishments. There was a part one, but we never let him watch that.
Speaker 1:We let him go right to part two so he could be more confused.
Speaker 3:I wish this movie made no sense. That bit was hilarious. It just stuck out as stupid as it could be Garbage day. He's got some sort of childhood trauma with garbage.
Speaker 1:My dad was killed in a freak garbage accident All right Down to Tom's.
Speaker 3:Do you enjoy pain?
Speaker 1:Pain don't hurt yes, it does. That's the whole point of pain. Pain don't hurt yes, it does. That's the whole point of pain.
Speaker 3:Pain hurts. He's such a man though. He's such a manly man he can fight off bikers and stuff. What was that from Roadhouse oh?
Speaker 1:okay, that's the one bad line in Roadhouse Pain don't hurt. That is worse than I used to F guys like you in prison. Yeah, that was pretty bad Before Patrick Swayze does a secret move and rips the guy's throat out.
Speaker 3:There was a couple of lines in that movie where you're just like, okay, come on.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's a couple of lines in it. Roadhouse is an awesome movie. I will never say it's not good. That's just kind of one line where it's like we could have probably did better just cut the whole line out, maybe?
Speaker 3:yeah, all right. Uh, mitch is.
Speaker 4:You just said pain doesn't bother me, I'll be also just a girl standing in front of a boy naked asking him to love her.
Speaker 2:Your version would have been better Naked. I just found that whole thing stupid. What was this from Notting?
Speaker 3:Hill, he's got a lot of rom-coms, Mitch yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, it's just. I mean, I've never actually seen the full movie. I just know that I've seen this quote all the time and I can't stand it.
Speaker 3:It's so stupid. I'm just a girl. Is that where the song comes from? Just a small town girl.
Speaker 2:It's just like just a girl.
Speaker 3:Do you think girls rehearse Like all right, we're going to have a really intense conversation? They just come up with these dumb lines. They wave. I got it, I got it, I got it. I'm just a girl.
Speaker 2:Wait to throw that line out there.
Speaker 3:Yes, I know that you are just a girl.
Speaker 2:That's why I'm interested, he's like no, no, no, no, I got to finish.
Speaker 3:Standing in front of a boy, though. Yes, I know that I am also a boy.
Speaker 1:Did you think I didn't?
Speaker 3:know, asking him to love him, nah no.
Speaker 1:Not when you put it like that. I'm having to explain. Did you get held back?
Speaker 3:All right, that was Mitch's, so mine is.
Speaker 2:Oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man.
Speaker 3:Oh God, oh man, oh God.
Speaker 1:Am I listening to a guy? Climax and boom goes the dynamite.
Speaker 3:It's from a movie called Tough Guys Don't Dance. Oh okay, I thought it was from a porno yeah. I don't remember the bit, but he gets a letter and he reads it. It's apparently very upsetting. That's all he could think to say at that time.
Speaker 1:Oh God, oh man, oh God, oh man.
Speaker 3:It's setting. That's all he could think to say at that time. Oh god, oh man, oh god, oh man. It's every day when I find out it's overtime day jesus, we could have wrote something better than that I mean come on, we reviewed a ton of bad movies. We know we could do a lot better than something. It's wild that they wrote that and thought yeah, that's fine we'll take it. It's's all good, good enough, good enough, all right, here is Hams.
Speaker 1:I bid $50,000 for Poison Ivy $100,000.
Speaker 3:And I bid $500,000. $1 million, $2 million you don't have it. $3 million, million I'll borrow it from you. Four million, five million, as a utility belt, not a money belt. Six million seven million.
Speaker 4:Never leave the cave without it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's where george clooney pulls out the bat card. He's spread batman like visa card.
Speaker 2:It's like never leave the cave without it and I hope his belt really does go when he does it's so stupid that I mean this movie's not good at all.
Speaker 1:But that was like come on, you think, when they were making this movie, like what's next bat money?
Speaker 1:they just got so lost in the the batman's stupidity they're just like whatever you got, and it's so wild because we had 89, the one with, uh, christopher walken and danny devito with the timber the first two with tim burton and batman returns and uh, michael keaton, yeah, and then that the slide was batman forever, was batman forever with val kilmer, yeah, like that was kind of like they tried but they just did not care, yeah, and they were just like, screw it, we're just gonna be like adam west campy, and then, yeah, and then batman and robin. It was like I wish there was a sound of a helmet hitting something, just clink, because that's what I'm trying to do.
Speaker 3:It's like it's like, yeah, I remember seeing that as a kid and I was like this movie's really bad yeah, I remember even as a kid I was like this is not good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't care for this I was like, like I've read comic stuff and I always like bane and I was like this is not bane. I was so disappointed. It's just just a gorilla man with a mask who played bait in that one. Some wrestler that they say professional wrestler, but I've never heard of him so I don't know who it was.
Speaker 3:He couldn't even be a good wrestler.
Speaker 1:No, he was a pro wrestler in Ukraine. He was on WWF.
Speaker 2:I've never heard of him.
Speaker 3:All right, this is Mitch's next one. Somehow Palpatine returned.
Speaker 4:Elonious.
Speaker 3:So on the same wavelength with that one, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no sense in rehashing.
Speaker 3:We've already covered. I mean, you need to talk amongst yourselves when I pull the next one.
Speaker 1:Crap, crap, crap.
Speaker 3:Why did you not like that line? Because, yeah.
Speaker 1:Because it's limp-wristed, it's lazy writing, it's not good. Star wars had gravitas at one point yeah, it was you know and I get somehow palpatine returned. When also in star wars is obi-wan handing luke, bader's lightsaber goes this is your father's license. Like this is a weapon of a jedi knight, not as clumsy or as random as a blaster. It's like it's a more civilized weapon, more you know civilized age.
Speaker 2:I'll be honest, the newer movies. I mean, they handed him his lightsaber and he just throws it. Yeah, like come on.
Speaker 1:That was stupid. And then the OG is just like for over a thousand generations the Jedi.
Speaker 3:I'm happy to know that there is an explanation to how Palpatine returned, but it's in the book that the movie that is based off the movie. So if you want to, I didn't go to the movie to read.
Speaker 1:I didn't go to the theater. I'm sure watch a film and read.
Speaker 3:I'm sure that book is selling like gangbusters. All right, here's my next one.
Speaker 4:What is?
Speaker 2:that. What is that? What is it? Oh, what is that? What is that? What is it? Oh no, not the bees. Not the bees. They're in my eyes I like.
Speaker 3:I like how they just gave nicholas cage direction, like, look, bees are going to be cg. Just make noises like you would think bees would be, it's just not to be.
Speaker 1:It's so wild that that's one of the best horror films, that it's lampooning or it's ripping the wicker man.
Speaker 3:It's trying to reboot it or something, isn't it yeah?
Speaker 1:because you had the wicker man with Christopher Lee plays the bad guy.
Speaker 3:I think Somerset's the guy's name yeah, the villain who's the bad guy. I think Somerset's the guy's name. Yeah, the villain who's the main guy.
Speaker 1:Was it Donald Sutherland? That wasn't him, was it? No? I can't remember the actor that plays the police sergeant that goes to investigate it, but it's very like it's a creepy. The original Wicker man is a creepy movie. Yeah, like they really deep, like they hit you over the head with psychological and suspense.
Speaker 3:They need to, they need to uh. And then we get Nick cage. Yeah, they need to give it a wide berth. It's, you know, 20 some odd years, I think it's been about there. They could try.
Speaker 1:No, they really just he just needs to lean into the national treasure thing.
Speaker 3:Come back with that. They're not going to make it anymore. I guarantee you. Yes, If they do, it'll be rebooted. You know with new characters some way down the road and I want Sean. Bean and he can't die.
Speaker 1:No, I want him to be in all of them in some way, but he cannot be killed in any of them All right, this is Tom's.
Speaker 4:You know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning. Same thing that happens to everything else.
Speaker 2:Are you sure, Tom?
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just, it's not good.
Speaker 3:I remember watching that as a kid and I was like oh, something different happens when a toe gets struck by luck.
Speaker 1:I'll wait for this epic line. It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 3:She says safety, I was like why'd you ask?
Speaker 1:I mean then why did you ask woman? Damn it, halle Berry. How dare you be hot.
Speaker 2:And stupid at the same time.
Speaker 1:How dare you be one of the hottest women of all time? Yeah, I really feel like her character in X1 is not great. No, it's not great.
Speaker 3:Well, Storm is an interesting character.
Speaker 1:Because even when she comes, it really was like she was getting a paycheck. Because she comes in the room, she's like Senator's dead?
Speaker 3:Yeah, just bland.
Speaker 4:Meh.
Speaker 3:Sad.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'm acting to, but in X2 and 3 and Days of Future Past and all the rest of it she starts going up. We get good actress Halle Berry not getting a paycheck, Halle Berry.
Speaker 3:Maybe she didn't think that those comic book silly movies were going to come out.
Speaker 1:No, she was too busy, worried about Catwoman. She was training for Catwoman.
Speaker 3:That worked out for her, didn't it? All right, speaking of X-Men, that movie sucks.
Speaker 2:Here's my hint. Same franchise. Oh yeah, I'm the Gemini. Eat the crusade. He tells that to what is it? Elliot Page, yeah, ellen Page, yeah To Kitty Pryde where she goes to run through the wall, and he says it like eight times throughout the movie yeah, it's so stupid.
Speaker 3:I mean, that's so. That was a crash and burn moment. So bad that the guy that played vinnie jones yeah, they wanted him to come back for wolverine and he was like, no, no, that's fair point he's not actually that bad of an actor like.
Speaker 1:He nails his niche parts really really well well, the whole especially. It's like the soccer hooligan.
Speaker 2:The whole line is just like out of nowhere, like it didn't. Doesn't fit the tone no, it's like they just put it in there just to get the rating a little higher. It's, yeah, it's it's not great.
Speaker 3:It's not great yeah, the last day I remember, like because x2 was amazing. It was a great movie, a great sequel yeah and I was really excited about the third one, like oh, how are they going to bring back professor x and all this other stuff?
Speaker 3:you know well he does yeah, he doesn't oh yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah and then and uh, but they just did it so stupid, like the way they killed him off. It was like Spider-Man 3. They had too much going on. Too many villains, the Phoenix arc and all this other crap Die.
Speaker 4:Die.
Speaker 1:The X-Men movies. That trilogy really does not get the credit it deserves. Those movies are above a five. Okay, I'd say they're above average. Hang on, each one of them is an above average film. I call them three speed bad. The first one I mean the first one has great moments. It sets up, especially like where he sets off the metal detector.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:And then he, like, slices it and Cyclops just looks at it. But he looks at the claws and retracts two to give him the middle finger.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:And Cyclops goes, and then later there's just like wait, how do we know you're the real Wolverine? He just goes, you're a dick, and he's like, all right, he just puts his hand down real one, like there was so much about those movies that's done really, really well.
Speaker 3:What's what's sad about it? Because like those, I like those. Um, yeah, that them and spider-man were pretty much my introduction to comic book because those were the cartoons we had in the 90s. We had the x-men cartoon and we had spider-man and then to see this, the spider-man just like drop off and then x-men kind of get like corpse carried through. Whatever the reboot was, that was just rough to watch.
Speaker 2:So well, I like some of the reboot ones.
Speaker 1:Now they do, I really think you know here and there, but michael fassbender as magneto was fantastic, was it?
Speaker 3:origins? Was that the one? The origins was bad, that's the one, wolverine?
Speaker 2:yeah, what's the one?
Speaker 1:but you got leave schreiber saber tooth and that was awesome. That was awesome. It was first class, right? Yeah, first class.
Speaker 3:That was a good one.
Speaker 1:I'll give you that Because he's on like a revenge tour.
Speaker 3:Yeah, everything beyond that was pretty awful. I like the Days of Future Past where Wolverine where they make the sentinels and all that stuff, vader.
Speaker 4:Dink Peter.
Speaker 1:Lynch.
Speaker 4:It's like looking in a mirror, only not.
Speaker 3:Can you guess the movie? Play it again. I know it's John Travolta that is.
Speaker 2:John.
Speaker 3:Travolta. Oh face off Face off. There you go. So this is John Travolta trying to act like Nicolas Cage.
Speaker 2:Nicolas Cage. Yeah, what movie am I thinking of? Broken Arrow, broken Arrow, broken Arrow.
Speaker 3:All right. The problem is John Travolta and Nicolas Cage are both kind of like yeah.
Speaker 1:Trying to be Nicolas Cage. They're both like. Nobody can just be Nicolas Cage you are.
Speaker 3:They can't act any different than what they are. You got wild and crazy Nicolas Cage and then, like smarmy, john Travolta.
Speaker 1:Or he's walking the.
Speaker 3:Saturday Night Fever, you know. So he's walking the. You know saturday night fever. So watching them try and be each other, it's, it's painful to watch, it's not good, but I actually really it's like a guilty pleasure I love that movie.
Speaker 1:That's like some of the best acting you see of people pretending to be other people and nailing. It is in harry potter and the chamber of secrets who, where they take the polyjuice potion, and the two slithering kids have when they take the Polyjuice potion, oh yeah. And the two Slytherin kids have to act like Ron and Harry, yeah, but with like their voices like mixed into it and it's like damn, like you guys are really doing good at that. Yeah, like I believe, like this is happening. What's her name? And then, yeah, emma Watson having to pretend Emma Watson, having to pretend Emma Watson doing an impression of Helena Bottom Corner doing an impression of Hermione.
Speaker 4:It was like inception of impressions.
Speaker 1:It was pretty good.
Speaker 3:Alright, so I think we're done with Toms. Oh wait, no, there's one more. But wait, there's more. There's one more. I don't remember what it is.
Speaker 4:What's the matter with you, Rockout? This is insane.
Speaker 2:You lost your mind.
Speaker 4:He's got space dementia.
Speaker 1:What is that? What is that? What's space dementia? He just discovered it.
Speaker 3:It's like a Star Trek MacGuffin Whatever, just put space in front of it.
Speaker 1:Space something Dementia? It's like that's not what dementia is. He doesn't front of it. Space something Dementia. It's like that's not what dementia is. He doesn't suddenly get it. It's space dementia. It's like that is just made up nonsense. Let me Google it. But this is also the movie where Ben Affleck asked Michael Bay wouldn't it be easier just to train the astronauts with his drilling equipment? And Michael Bay literally just turns and looks at Ben Affleck and goes, how about you shut the up? And he's like got it All right.
Speaker 3:Space. Dementia does not exist.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's just made up, nonsense.
Speaker 2:You had to look it up to find out.
Speaker 1:I just wanted to make sure If somebody was suffering from space dementia. And now we have a button it's space dementia.
Speaker 4:He's got space dementia.
Speaker 1:Because it's just nonsense. And the saddest part is it's space dementia. He's got space dementia All right. Because it's just nonsense. It's so stupid. And the saddest part is like it's a good actor telling you that William Fickner.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's all right. He's in a lot of bad movies. All right, this is Mitch's last one.
Speaker 2:Two.
Speaker 4:He's got two, let me play this one. We'll figure out what the last one is. Okay, you were never a god, you were never a man. You were never a god.
Speaker 2:You were never a god, you were never, a god. What does that mean? What does that mean? What does that mean? What did you say about me, find him, save Martha, what? What did you say? Look, I love the movie and I know what they were going for, but that is so bad, like you could have just said you know mom or Mommy, just a bad.
Speaker 1:It is bad it doesn't fit.
Speaker 2:It's just so disappointing. It's not good. It's just so disappointing.
Speaker 1:It's not good. It's a tremendous letdown. Shallow and pedantic.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and honestly, the whole DC, that was like the beginning and the end for DC. I'll give you, I'll give you, man of Steel. Man of Steel was good. Batman vs Superman was where I was like I don't know. I liked the whole movie, other than the line, and then it just went downhill.
Speaker 2:Justice League Snyder Cut is a lot better than the Justice League Justice League's bad.
Speaker 3:Alright, here's my next one.
Speaker 2:Medic. What did he say?
Speaker 1:Medic Is that from Starship Troopers, where the dude gets his head blown off in the training exercise and he's just like Medic, it's just like. No, I think he's gone. No, I think he's done. I think he's done.
Speaker 3:There was a couple times where people would get eviscerated and just like somebody, would scream medic.
Speaker 1:It's an ugly planet, it's a bug planet.
Speaker 3:You know, the funny part was you never see a medic.
Speaker 2:Nobody's training for it. Nobody's got a red cross anywhere on them.
Speaker 1:Well, no, you do. When he breaks the guy's arm. Oh, yeah, yeah. He calls for a medic and they literally show a guy with like a cross on. Well, no, you do when he breaks the guy's arm.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah he calls for a medic and they literally show a guy with a cross on his helmet. That's because you can save his life. You're still in training. The medics don't show up if they know there's no shot, all right.
Speaker 1:I'd say the special effects in that movie for the arachnids.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were ahead of the time. They still hold up really, really well. I tried watching two just to see, and I first five minutes. I was like now, and then I, you did not want to know more, I wanted to three. I did not want to know. And I went to three and I just like they were doing a good job of like hiding the bugs and I was like, oh, is there like a creepy bug or something I don't see? And I realized why they were doing a good job of like hiding the bugs and I was like, oh, is there like a creepy bug or something that I don't see? And I realized why they were trying to hide the bug, because once they finally showed it, it was like it was in Nintendo 64. And I was like, oh, this is sci-fi channel.
Speaker 1:And it's funny Like the suits that he wear are the same suits they were in like time force yeah.
Speaker 2:All right this is my last one.
Speaker 1:Somehow Palpatine returns.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't. You guys got any thoughts about that, that was a pretty.
Speaker 2:The one other one that I had was I live my life a quarter mile at a time. I do have that one.
Speaker 3:Okay, all right, that one's. I don't know why it's on the list. Yeah, bitch time. Okay, all right. All right, that one's. I don't know why it's on the list. Yeah, bitch, here we go.
Speaker 4:I live my life a quarter mile at a time.
Speaker 1:Nothing else matters, not the mortgage not the store, not my team, and all that For those 10 seconds or less I'm free All right.
Speaker 3:Is there any feasible way to go a quarter of a mile in less than 10 seconds? Yeah, in less than 10 seconds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he says 10 seconds Because I'm pretty sure in that movie that the car does it in eight. Yeah, I mean there's drag racing, because he's like you owe me a 10-second car. Yeah, because a lot of cars that that's like the benchmark for quarter-mile drags. Ah, okay Is 10 seconds.
Speaker 3:I thought that was an astronomical.
Speaker 1:No, there's cars that can do it in 8.
Speaker 3:What like those cars in that movie?
Speaker 2:I mean because, like there's some street cars that go 0 to 60 in like three seconds.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like a Nissan GTR with all the launch control. I got a friend that can do that.
Speaker 2:He's gotten some tickets Stuff like those he called and asked how to get out of them. He was doing 120 in a 55.
Speaker 1:I have a five-letter word for you Court.
Speaker 2:I don't know you. Goodbye. He was going through Jackson County. I forgot was it 129 or something like that, or I-29? Not I-29. But anyway, he was going astronomically fast compared to what he's supposed to be.
Speaker 1:Did you see the one that's been going around on Facebook and YouTube, where it's? A guy escapes the cops in a chase because he has the 100,000 lumen flashlight?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:And he's in a Prius and he just pulls it out and turns it on and it. And he just pulls it out and turns it on and it's just like the apocalypse and you're like where did he go, I don't know. And then he just turns it off and then the cops are just like I saw one the other day.
Speaker 2:No joke, there was this guy running from the police while a guy in a faster car pulls up next to him, hands like this container over to him. Yeah, the oil slick, the trunk pops open. He pours, like this container over to him.
Speaker 3:yeah, the oil slick, the trunk pops up and the video that I had had, the mario kart theme going to.
Speaker 1:You guys have played too much mario kart. If I was in a chase that happened to me, I'd be like I'm not even mad, like that's just. That's pretty cool it'd be great.
Speaker 3:It's like you threw a red shell or something he takes out a turtle and watches.
Speaker 2:I did see something like these guys were driving around in a little Mario cart like the go-karts around some city or something. They had a little stuffed thing, drove up to a police car, threw it at him, hit the windshield with the little stuffed animal thing. The cops just started laughing at him.
Speaker 3:Ah, there you go. Somehow Palpatine returned, Somehow.
Speaker 1:And so did we. It feels like it's been forever since we sat here and did this.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, well, we got a few minutes yeah.
Speaker 1:No, we don't. Yeah, sure, we do. Okay, how about we save it for the other episodes, because we don't have as much content?
Speaker 2:Well, don't worry.
Speaker 1:We'll improvise, we're good.
Speaker 3:We'll make it up as we go. That's how we roll.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, nothing wrong, I mean I gotta pee, but okay, okay, well, I want an intro. We'll save it for the next one then, all right, okay, I'll edit that part out too. No, you won't, because it was funny. Thank you for listening to entertain this a podcast about. We're just starting the next one right now.
Speaker 2:Movies and video games.
Speaker 1:My name was Tom, I'm Hayden, I'm Mitch and we'll catch you on the next episode.
Speaker 3:I've got space dimension.
Speaker 1:He would like to know more.
Speaker 2:I figured, if we're going to be confusing, let's be really confusing. Let's just lean into it. That would be funny. Would you like to know more? Yeah, you, you.
