Dumb and Dumber: When “So You’re Telling Me There’s a Chance?” Becomes Comedy Gold on Wheels

What happens when two of the dumbest guys on the planet decide that a cross-country journey in a dog-themed van is the perfect way to win back the girl of their dreams… and maybe cash in on a briefcase full of ransom money? Spoiler: hilarity ensues, and so does one of the most quotable comedies of all time.

In this episode of the Entertain This! Podcast, we revisit the 1994 masterpiece Dumb and Dumber, where Lloyd and Harry prove that sometimes the best way to succeed in life is to have absolutely no idea what you’re doing. Join us as we break down Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels’ legendary comedic chemistry, the film’s gloriously crude humor, and why this Farrelly Brothers classic still delivers belly laughs more than thirty years later.

From the “most annoying sound in the world” to the infamous toilet scene, the Aspen ski slopes, and that immortal line—“So you’re telling me there’s a chance?”—we explore how Dumb and Dumber turned stupidity into an art form and became a cornerstone of 1990s buddy comedy.

If you’re in the mood for big laughs and zero brain cells required, this episode is your ticket. Whether you’re a die-hard fan or finally ready to experience the dumbest road trip in movie history, tune in for witty analysis, plenty of quotable moments, and our definitive take on one of Hollywood’s most delightfully brainless treasures.

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Transcript

SPEAKER_01 0:00

You ready to hear the most annoying sound in the world? My name is Hayden.

SPEAKER_00 0:12

You're the ones that made a button.

SPEAKER_03 0:20

Bring that button back. Put the Hayden button.

SPEAKER_00 0:25

Just as a big beach. It's over. Okay. You're just staring at me in silence. I don't know what's going on. Hello. Welcome to Entertain This, a podcast about movies, TV shows, and video games. My name is Hayden. We have Mitch. Hello. At top. Today we're discussing the classic award-winning movie, Dumb and Dumber. What award did this movie get? Probably nothing. It's great. The Blockbuster movie of the year. For 1994. 1994. I don't know. Yeah, man. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03 1:01

It was a number one, you know, hit movie or whatever.

SPEAKER_00 1:05

It was. It was uh it was like that that movie that you probably weren't allowed to watch that your parents didn't know about, and you just watched it and all your friends were just giggling about all the stupid jokes. You know. You weren't alive probably at the time. I was alive. How old were you? One. How old was your wife, Tom? Not born yet. But no, I I remember watching this movie a lot as a kid who was on TV and then like I had a birthday party and I put it on, and there was a lot of people that hadn't seen the movie, and it was a huge hit. I was like the coolest guy in school for like the next day.

unknown 1:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 1:44

Tuesday rolled around, nobody cared anymore.

SPEAKER_00 1:46

Nobody cared anymore. So yeah. Oh. I love this movie. It was a great movie. I believe it. Lots of quotable lines. It was a part of a staple of the child of your childhood. What did you have growing up besides Lord of the Rings?

SPEAKER_03 2:01

What comedy movie? Just like stuck with you.

SPEAKER_00 2:04

Napoleon Dynamite.

SPEAKER_03 2:05

I hate that movie.

SPEAKER_00 2:06

And I was in high school when Napoleon Dynamite came out. I was in middle school when it came out.

SPEAKER_03 2:12

Yeah, I think Napoleon Dynamite came out either my sophomore or junior year.

SPEAKER_00 2:18

Wow. On to better movies. Dumb and dumber. 1994, does it say like the budget and all that stuff?

SPEAKER_03 2:26

Well, we should probably do our social media first. Oh yeah, social media. Mitch! Yeah, well. You can go to entertainthispodcast.com, which will take you to our Facebook group and page. And TikTok, which is entertaining. Is it really? That's what it is? No, no. This entertainment distracted me, sorry. Entertain this underscore.

SPEAKER_01 2:46

Thank you, Mitch. Well done. Well done. Dumb and Dumber. Directed by Peter Farley. Written by Peter Farley, Bobby Farley, and Ben Yellen. I wonder if he was screaming. Yellen? Screaming? Langu uh sorry. Language English. It was made in a job. Filmed in the United States. It was budget was$17 million. Box office was$2 million or sorry,$247 million.

SPEAKER_03 3:20

Dang.

SPEAKER_01 3:21

Which that's a big return.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

No, it is a huge return.

SPEAKER_03 3:25

I saw something that like uh was uh Jim Carrey got seven million for the movie.

SPEAKER_01 3:31

Out of that 17 million, seven million was just for because everybody told like Jeff Daniels like not to do this movie, like it'll ruin your career.

SPEAKER_03 3:38

He got paid fifty thousand dollars for the movie.

SPEAKER_00 3:40

Yeah, he wanted to do comedy, he wanted it because he had just done like Gettysburg. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 3:44

And he I got he's great in Gettysburg. Yeah, it's like in this, I'm just like, what happened to you?

SPEAKER_00 3:50

He wanted to break from a different kind of like archetype, he wanted to not be a niche actor and he wanted to show that he could do comedy. So he did Gettysburg and then he went off to do some other serious movie right after that.

SPEAKER_03 4:01

So I read something, yeah. I read some other word that I can't remember what company it was, like New Line or something, but offered to pay him not to do the movie.

SPEAKER_01 4:09

Really?

SPEAKER_03 4:10

Yeah, but he he decided to make it anyways.

SPEAKER_01 4:12

There because I think they're all like, you're not the who we need for this. Like it's not like you're not the actor we pictured. Like you have Jim Carrey, who you believe is an idiot. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 4:23

Well, getting some of the like the behind-the-scenes trivia stuff off of Amazon Prime, as long as it's correct, it said that uh the original choices that they wanted was Nick Cage and Gary Oldman. Oh my god. And this was like right after or right around Conair. Nick Cage. Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 4:38

Gary Oldman?

unknown 4:39

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 4:40

You know what? He probably could have done it. Well, yeah, Gary Oldman could do anything. He probably could have did it. And Nick Cage would have probably thought it was a drama. And then they said that uh acting serious.

SPEAKER_03 4:50

Let's see, who else was it? Steve Martin and Martin Short were also up for the role for Lloyd. And then they turned it down, and then Rob Lowe was up for the role of Harry and turned it down.

SPEAKER_01 5:02

He's too pretty for this movie. Yeah, could you imagine Rob Lowe? It's like what, Rob Lowe and John Stamos and Dumb and Dumber.

SPEAKER_00 5:10

Why can't we get any girls?

SPEAKER_01 5:13

It just doesn't make sense.

SPEAKER_00 5:16

Yeah, the uh This is a long movie. No, it was an hour and a half. It felt like forever. I thought it was great. I think it's exactly the pacing that it needs to be. Uh it's a road trip movie, so it's got like the standards 90s road trip tropes with like what threw me off is where he's walking with his stupid cowboy hat.

SPEAKER_01 5:36

Yeah. And they're playing the music from the beginning of Peaky Blinders. And I was I was I was looking at my phone, I was like, I thought I changed the channel. I was like, what? I was like, no, it's still this is a song from Peaky Blinders.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

So like when I first saw Peaky Blinders, I recognized that song from Delvin Dell. And I was like, what is this song about?

SPEAKER_01 5:56

He's like trying to get like a titty mag out of the machine, and he's like, I was like, you know, red riding.

SPEAKER_00 6:03

And I'm like, what? Why does uh why do all like the weird goofiest characters come out of Rhode Island of all places? I bet you like per capita, Rhode Island has the most movies about it. I don't know, or stories about it, you know. Huh. I didn't thought about that. Yeah, it was it was a strange we'll forget by the time we're done with this.

SPEAKER_01 6:24

Probably, yeah. It's a good idea.

SPEAKER_00 6:26

Yeah, uh, did you see the thing where Jim Carrey like had his tooth chipped for the role just to be stupid?

SPEAKER_03 6:33

Oh, he actually had it chipped.

SPEAKER_00 6:34

Well, I think it was already chipped, but he went and had it reversed. Oh because he had like a cap on it or something like that, and he got it fixed.

SPEAKER_03 6:40

I was wondering, I was wondering if he was wearing like a prosthetic or what.

SPEAKER_00 6:43

Yeah, he was committed to that role.

SPEAKER_01 6:46

Like uh was his like Robert De Niro getting like his teeth filed down for uh Cape Fear.

SPEAKER_00 6:51

Oh, did he?

SPEAKER_01 6:51

Yeah, he had to pay like a dentist like 10 grand to do it because like they're like there's no like no, like you're gonna ruin your teeth, and he's just like, I don't care do it for the movie.

SPEAKER_00 6:59

It's for the movie, it's for the cause.

SPEAKER_01 7:02

Let's see. This movie directed by Peter Farley or Farrelly.

SPEAKER_00 7:05

The Farley brothers.

SPEAKER_01 7:07

Starring Jim Carrey, Jeff Daniels, Lauren Hawley, Karen Duffy, Mike Starr. With two R's, Charles Rocket, and Terry Garr. The only people that you'll recognize is the first two. Yeah. Well, Charles Rocket, he's the dad from Hocus Pocus. Oh, yeah, that's right. I thought about that.

SPEAKER_03 7:27

Because when I saw him, I was like, hey, it's the dad.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 7:30

I didn't realize that.

SPEAKER_01 7:32

And then Terry Garr. Yeah, she's isn't or is that her sister? Because I think she's in yeah, that is her. She's the girl in Young Frankenstein.

SPEAKER_00 7:44

Which girl is she?

SPEAKER_01 7:46

The blonde-haired assistant, Jean Wilder.

SPEAKER_00 7:49

Who is she in? Dumb and Dumber. You're asking a lot of questions, eh?

SPEAKER_03 7:54

Mary's mom.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

Oh, yeah. Mary's stepmom. Gotcha, gotcha. Helen Swanson. Samsonite. Is that the brand of the briefcase? When they find out it's the guy's briefcase, he's like, Mr. Samsonite. I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

All right, go ahead, Tom. Take it away. Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunn are two good-hearted but dim-witted best friends and roommates living in Providence, Rhode Island. Lloyd, a chip-toothed limousine driver, is instantly smitten with his passenger Mary Swanson, who is flying to Aspen, Colorado. California.

SPEAKER_00 8:31

Nice.

SPEAKER_01 8:34

She leaves a briefcase in the airport and Lloyd attempts to return it, unaware it contains ransom money. She has left for criminals Joe, mental, mental, and JP Shea.

SPEAKER_00 8:46

Before we get this far into it, the the best introduction for a character ever, when he speeds past a hot chick on the side of the road, and you can tell he's like fumbling to get to the back of the limo.

SPEAKER_02 8:58

It's like rocked along.

SPEAKER_00 9:00

And he rolls the window down. He was like, excuse me, can you tell me where like the hospital is? Like the medical conference. And she for some reason knows. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, Oh, that's a wonderful accent you have. What does he say? Is it like New Orleans or something?

SPEAKER_03 9:18

Is it uh Aussie? Or no, no.

SPEAKER_00 9:20

No, she says it's Austrian. And he's like, Oh, good eye, mate. Shrimp on the bar. And she's just like, get away from it. She says, let's not.

SPEAKER_03 9:31

Get his head stuck trying to get it back in.

SPEAKER_00 9:33

Yeah. And scrambles to get to the front again. Yeah, that has that funny introduction. Then he cuts the Harry. Yeah. He's driving the uh 84 shag dog. Cheap dog.

SPEAKER_03 9:43

I bust out laughing right at the beginning with the thing. Gets airborne.

SPEAKER_01 9:52

He shows up and he's like running out of like a store. Yeah. And then he's just like, all right, who ordered this? And the dogs are like poking out in like sequence, just like, who had the roast beef with the juice dogs? And he's like, oh, here you go. And it's like the really tiny dog just goes like he's like, you get out of here.

SPEAKER_00 10:13

Yeah. He gets to the dog conference. Yeah. They're all like covered in mustard and ketchup.

SPEAKER_01 10:20

And he's like, I thought they're all gonna be like dead or something.

SPEAKER_03 10:23

And the lady that asked him is the one from all the uh conjuring and that's like the medium or whatever, or the inside out, or not inside out. No, the old lady that's like the medium that comes and talks to uh the one what's the movie's I don't know. It's it's the one with the other ones that has uh Patrick Stewart. Not Patrick Stewart. Sorry, Star Trek.

SPEAKER_00 10:45

Um Patrick Wilson. Are you having a stroke right now?

SPEAKER_03 10:48

Yes. Uh Patrick Wilson. He plays in the other haunted insidious.

SPEAKER_00 10:52

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 10:52

She's the uh the whatch call, like the medium or whatever that finds all the people. She's she's the one who was like the dog show lady.

SPEAKER_00 10:58

Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_03 10:59

I saw her and I was like, hey, wait a minute. She looked old there as well.

SPEAKER_00 11:03

Yeah. You were old. Some people were just bored old. Alright, so he gets to the airport, to the airport.

SPEAKER_03 11:12

Oh, yeah, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:14

Yeah, and then uh he sees that she leaves the briefcase, so he like runs in to get it, not knowing it's ransom money. Yeah. And then he's like running to the plane, and the guy's like, no, you can't. He's like, Don't worry, I'm a limo driver. And he just takes off running, and he like the guy like walks to the window just to see him fall out of the jetway. Like, ah!

SPEAKER_00 11:32

I did that once. Not I didn't fall out of a thing, but it like one time I was had to I was in the army and I had to run to something important. Somebody tried to stop me, and I said, Don't worry, I'm a limo driver. And they were just so confused as I ran off. I guess they hadn't seen the movie or whatever. And then I started shooting at him. It was a secure area.

SPEAKER_03 11:51

I love the part where the two like criminals are walking up to the case and he's like, Move it out, yeah. He like slides in. Like baseball slides in, grabs the case, and keeps on going.

SPEAKER_00 12:05

I love the part where he like she's trying to leave him. He gets the weird hug. Yeah. And she says, Well, good, and puts his finger to her lips and like stuffed it up her shit. I've done that to my wife before. I have to.

SPEAKER_01 12:22

Just don't say anything. It's better that way. My wife's pregnant. I'm not doing that. I'll be in the next episode with a black eye, a broken nose. I was like, what happened? It didn't go well. Made her mad. Fired for leaving the scene of an accident that he caused. Lloyd returns home to learn that Harry, a dog groomer, has also been fired for showing up late to a dog show with the dogs covered in food. Mental and Shay follow Lloyd home, but he and Harry mistake the crooks for debt collectors and flee, returning later. The gas man. The gas man. How do they know I have gas? These guys are professionals. These guys are pros.

SPEAKER_02 13:02

Did you just pay the gas man? What? And he grabs me like, you realize what you've done? What's so bad about the gas man? What if it's got a gun?

SPEAKER_00 13:15

He automatically assumed the gas man. That's the gas company. So mind you, I watched this movie with my nine-year-old son. Because I was his age when I watched it. You know, probably younger. And my wife was like, Can you watch this movie? And I was like, I watched it, I'm fine. And she was like, No, I don't know about that. She let it happen. But he had so many 90s questions, like, what's gas? What who are gas gas? And I was like, look, before people had, you know, I don't know, gasp was power back in the day. I had to just go with it. Gasp for heat. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 13:50

But uh, yeah, go ahead. So they run and then they end up breaking into the house and they return and then find out Harry's parakeet has been decapitated. And then Lloyd convinces Harry that they should return Mary's briefcase and they set off for Aspen in Harry's dog-styled van. Where he has the immediate gas money.

SPEAKER_03 14:09

Well, I loved how before they left, he's like, Don't spend all our cash. We've only got a little before we go. Just the essentials. He goes back to the giant camel. He has like a little pit, like flying pinwheel thing. Two cases of beer.

SPEAKER_01 14:23

He's got the little paddle ball and he's just getting stuff going down the street.

SPEAKER_00 14:27

Yeah, another thing too, which is really difficult to explain, is like when he locks his wallet into the dirty magazine dispenser. Yeah. My son's like, What's why why why would he why can't he just open it up again? And why did he want that? And I was like, Well, before computers existed, you know what? The wallet is gone. Let's just say it locked behind there. Moving on.

SPEAKER_03 14:47

It was a newspaper.

SPEAKER_00 14:48

Yeah, I should have said something like that. It was titty news.

SPEAKER_03 14:52

But when he gets back, he's like, I've got a rock file, a little old lady on a motorized cart.

SPEAKER_00 14:56

And I didn't see it. Don't you go die though? Yeah. Yeah. Oh man. That's funny too. While they look like they're gone, the the mental and Shay break into their apartment. They're like, we gotta trash the place to send a message. And she's like, I don't think they'll notice. I don't think they're gonna get that message. They got worms in their house. Their dream is to start a worm farm, a worm shop. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

Yeah. An exotic pet. What was the name of the stupid store?

SPEAKER_00 15:30

I got worms. I got worms. Yeah. It's like that's a just dumb. She's like, I'm sorry. He's like, that's what we're gonna call it. I got worms. It's just stupid.

SPEAKER_03 15:39

Sell the dead bird to the blind kid in the wheelchair.

SPEAKER_02 15:42

Pretty bird. Pretty bird. It's got a roll of duct tape around it.

SPEAKER_00 15:47

My son is cracking up. Laughing. There we go. We're going the right direction. Who are these people?

SPEAKER_01 15:58

Oh, and they're seeing the news. Who are these people? It's just so dumb. It's like he's like, I made 25 extra bucks before we left. And he's like, how? He's like, oh, I just sold some stuff. He's like, what stuff? And he's like, you know, nothing.

SPEAKER_03 16:14

Stuff. Instead of coughing the word P, he's like, Petey?

SPEAKER_00 16:22

You so Petey? My dead bird to a blind child. And he's like, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 16:30

And he like kind of realized, like, yeah. I learned Harry is the smarter. Yeah. It depends. In some way. Yeah. In some ways. He can read.

SPEAKER_03 16:41

Yeah, he can read. The town is three miles that way.

SPEAKER_01 16:45

Oh, that made me so mad. I always turn the movie up. I was like, I could now. I was like, that's one step too far. Yeah, we'll get to it. So I guess they fast forward a little bit. They missed the whole thing with the guy. What guy? What was his name? The uh the truck driver.

SPEAKER_00 17:07

Oh, Seabass? Seabass. Yeah. Yeah, there's so they stop at a diner and they're eating their burgers and doing stupid stuff. And Harry spills salt. He's like, don't you know it's bad luck? Quick, throw some salt over your right shoulder. So he grabs the whole salt truck. He just yeets it. And you hear like, who the hell?

SPEAKER_01 17:28

Everyone's just pointing at Harry, like, he didn't.

SPEAKER_00 17:31

He's like, just holding his fist. Yeah. He comes in. He's like, he hawked my burger man.

SPEAKER_01 17:40

But then there was no food on the table. Like, it's like, did you like what happened?

SPEAKER_00 17:44

Yeah. I don't know. It was funny, is C Bass, which is a great name for just the random trucker who shows up again later, but we'll get to that. But uh, you know, then Lloyd gets a great idea to have them pay for it. They go and apologize to C Bass and his friends and say, We're gonna get you some beers to make up for it. And they go to the cash register lady, they say, Hey, C Bass offered to pay for a meal, and she's like, What? She's like, Not that guy. And she like looks at him and he's like, Yeah, over here, over here, and like pointing at himself. And uh she's like, Okay. And Harry starts grabbing stuff off the carriage and goes, put these on there too.

SPEAKER_03 18:19

Like all the candies.

SPEAKER_00 18:22

Then they're all laughing down the road. And Harry's like, Man, what did you think of that? He's like, I Lloyd's like, I saw that in a movie once. He's like, Yo, I bet the guy's got a big thing.

SPEAKER_01 18:30

Scott Free, and he's like, No, he's like that caught half mile down the road and slit his throat.

SPEAKER_02 18:34

You just hear the vape start to speed up.

SPEAKER_00 18:36

Yeah, yeah. Lloyd's like, I gotta pee, pull over. He's like, No.

SPEAKER_01 18:43

And he just starts like peeing in bottles. He's like, quick grab another one.

SPEAKER_02 18:46

He's like, hurry hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.

SPEAKER_01 18:48

He pees for like 20. What are you, a camel? He's like, shut up. And then they get pulled over by uh who's the actress? Rocket man. Rocket Man.

SPEAKER_03 18:58

Some uh Williams, or Arlen, Arden, yeah, something. Arlen Wilson or something like that, but yeah.

SPEAKER_01 19:03

Yeah, motorcycle cop is like Pennsylvania pulls him over. He's like, You guys boozing?

SPEAKER_00 19:07

Yeah, you're drinking Pappy's old uh cough syrup.

SPEAKER_01 19:10

And he's like, he's like, hand over that alcohol, and he hands him the bottle, and it's like, no, I really don't think he's like, shut up if you know it's good for you, and he takes the sip, and he's like, My son was just like watching that.

SPEAKER_00 19:23

He's like, get the hell out of it.

SPEAKER_03 19:25

I love how when Lloyd hands it to hair, he spills someone in his jacket. He's like, as the motorcycle cops trying to get him to pull over, he's like, pull over! He's like, No, it's a cardigan, but thanks for everything.

SPEAKER_00 19:40

My son just looks at me and I was like, it's a type of sweater.

SPEAKER_01 19:44

That's why that's funny. You suppose like see something funny and just looks at you like, huh?

SPEAKER_00 19:49

Yeah. Explain that to me. I don't know. Does anybody wear a cardigan anymore? You have a cardigan, Tommy? You seem like the kind of guy that would be. No, I don't want to. I look like he would. I don't have a cardigan. I have a pullover.

SPEAKER_03 20:00

Ah I even wrote down, it seems like Tom's a cardigan guy.

SPEAKER_01 20:04

Did you?

unknown 20:05

No.

SPEAKER_01 20:06

I looked at your desk and like, oh. Let's see. Mental poses as a hitchhiker and is picked up by Harry and Lloyd, who annoy him with their childish antics. Stopping for lunch, mental planes to slip to do a rat poison pills, but they prank him by putting chili peppers in his burger, aggravating his stomach ulcer, mistaking the pills for his medication. They inadvertently kill him with the poison but continue their trip.

SPEAKER_03 20:30

Don't worry, I know CPR. Well, before this part, they also have Lloyd's dream when he's driving. Oh, yeah. He's on the date.

unknown 20:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 20:37

Yeah. And he's fighting the like the waiter.

SPEAKER_00 20:39

Yeah, I forgot about that part. And now I was like, oh, he punches the guy's heart. Well, that part was like, I was actually kind of worried about that. My son thought that was hilarious. But the whole like where he kisses her, it just basically sucks her soul with that deep mouth. My son's still too young to appreciate PDA, and and he was just like, whoa!

SPEAKER_02 20:58

Like guys kissing girls.

SPEAKER_00 21:00

But it was like gross kissing, like even more. I was like, Don't worry, that's how you kiss a woman. You'll understand one day. And then you looked at Christian just like, she's like, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 21:10

Well, I just love I love when he's fighting the guy in the in the uh the restaurant. He's like, hoo!

SPEAKER_00 21:17

Yeah, over the top stuff.

SPEAKER_03 21:19

He gets knocked down, he gets back up like pushes all his chests and takes his heart out.

SPEAKER_01 21:26

And puts it in a donkey bag and gives it back to him, and the guy's like, and just falls back.

SPEAKER_00 21:30

What's funny is that dude, uh the fighter guy that in his dream was like a renowned like kung fu actor guy. And and like he was in big trouble little China and stuff like that. A bunch of other movies. Just to get killed off by Jim Carrey in a dream sequence in Dumb and Dumber. Yeah. 17 million dollars budget, people. Well, that's really a$10 million budget.

SPEAKER_03 21:52

When it gets to this part here, like right before he gets picked up as a hitchhiker, he's telling like uh the girl, he's like, You don't kill people you don't know. She keeps offering. To like shoot them both. He's like, no, no, no. Let me let me let me get a ride from him.

SPEAKER_00 22:03

Yeah, yeah. You lay down in the back, and then I'll get a ride. Just kill him right there. It doesn't make sense. Yeah. You don't kill people you don't know. Even as a kid, I would watch this movie and I'd be like, this is some dumb plot throughs, like you know, through lines to get the plot going.

SPEAKER_03 22:18

Well, I love how they're like, we don't really don't pick up hitchhikers, but I'm gonna go on my instincts on this one.

SPEAKER_00 22:24

The guy's like tightening his gloves on his wrist and stuff. I'm only for a luncheon. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 22:29

And they're like, why don't we listen to the radio or something?

SPEAKER_02 22:32

Start singing Mocking Purpose song. Mount Bird. Yeah. Guys, guys, guys. Got fellas.

SPEAKER_01 22:45

And then they pick up like the Mexican family, yeah, and they're just playing in the back like he's like looking like he's about to kill himself.

SPEAKER_00 22:55

Well, he pretty much does. But yeah, I love the CPR part where he's trying to like save his life. And he's like pumping his legs and then punching him in the chest and trying to kiss him. Like got like foamy snot and stuff because he's dying.

SPEAKER_03 23:10

Well, as he's doing his legs, he kicks him and knocks him into the block.

SPEAKER_00 23:14

This would be a lot easier if you hold still.

SPEAKER_03 23:21

He's like trying to hold his face down.

SPEAKER_00 23:22

He's like, uh the part where they both take the chili peppers. Yeah. And then like they're just like slamming the catch of a monster. And Lloyd just goes, See, Todd, this is a great movie. And your reenactment of it is funny to me. I just died as a kid watching that stuff. My son was cracking up too.

SPEAKER_03 23:47

They put like six or seven of whatever these hot peppers are, and this guy's like got an altar in his stomach and he's burst. Because this is the gas man. How do they know?

SPEAKER_00 23:55

It's because of professionals. And what he sees is he's got the rat poison. Yeah. He just goes, son of the law. Did you hear his last words? I'm pretty sure he blamed me. He's like, not if you count the gurgling.

SPEAKER_01 24:08

That was so stupid. Oh man. Let's see. At a gas station, Harry flirts with fellow aspen pound driver Beth and unwittingly saves Lloyd from being assaulted by sea bass. They offended earlier. And the police. So he goes there and he's like lighting himself on fire, talking to this girl. Tell me your number. I have a really good memory. He's like, five, five. No, wait, that's my old number. And he's just like, just give me a number because he realizes he's on fire. She's like, You're getting kind of pushy. He just drives away. And then Lloyd's peeing in the bathroom, but he's like making like peace circles. Like the streams start, stop, start, stop. He looks at his side and it says, for a good time. For manly love. Be here on this date at 2 15 a.m. And he just looks at his watch and goes, ching, it's at 2 15.

SPEAKER_03 24:56

And then he just hear the music.

SPEAKER_01 24:58

Yeah, and then you just hear the footsteps and he's like, and then it's sea bass.

SPEAKER_00 25:02

And he's like, happy place, happy place. He just takes his hand and puts it on his face and pushes him down into the corner. Your son asked what's about to happen. Yeah. It's like, uh, father. My son didn't, we couldn't read it fast enough, the sign on the wall. He's like, what's that? And I was like, I just said, Oh, for a fight, show up here at this time. And he was like, oh, okay. Then he when he saw CPAS, he was like, ah, it's that guy.

SPEAKER_01 25:30

This all makes sense now.

SPEAKER_03 25:31

And you're like, yeah. Well, I like how when Harry's pumping gas, he's like, hey, are those your skis? And she's like, yeah. He goes, both of them?

SPEAKER_00 25:40

Yeah. He's like, nice. Idiot.

SPEAKER_01 25:47

And then he comes running in with his like leg on fire and like the door's locked, and he just goes, and just crashes into it, knocks Sea Bass out, and like Lloyd's just sitting there sucking his thumb, looking up at him. Like he's like, nothing happened. Okay, I told you.

SPEAKER_04 26:05

Oh man.

SPEAKER_00 26:07

I mean, like, you know, for a movie, especially in the 90s, that's a comedy, quote unquote. And it gives you a constant laugh appeal, like every 30, 40 seconds. You know, it's it's a solid comedy that stands the test of time.

SPEAKER_03 26:23

Well, I like how they're at the gas station there, and then the next scene, they're at another gas station where Harry's or Harry's passed out in the seat and Lloyd's coming out doing like the little nuncheck thing. He's like, oh, big gulps.

SPEAKER_00 26:34

Well, see you later. So so that, right? That was an improvised line because Jim Carrey was trying to give those extras some like uh like a talking line. So they'd have to pay them or whatever. And he just waited and they weren't saying anything. He was like, All right, see you later. And I mean, to this day, I'll I'll see people having a conversation. I'll walk up to him and be like, big golf, son. All right, see you later.

SPEAKER_03 27:01

I've done that walking out of work a couple times. Yeah, they'll be sitting there working, and I'll be like, all right, well, see you later. But then when uh when Harry wakes up the next morning and it's completely flat because he went the wrong way. Yeah, he's like, I thought the rocky'd be a little rockier.

SPEAKER_02 27:17

It is uh you drove one sixth of the country in the wrong direction. He's sitting up there, just got his butt crack hanging out.

SPEAKER_01 27:26

He's just sitting in like the dirt, just like down the hill from the vehicle. Well, let me read that part though. All right, police wait to intercept the duo on the road to Colorado, but Lloyd takes a wrong turn and drives all night through Nebraska. These guys must be professional. Harry gives up on the journey, but Lloyd persuades him to continue after trading their van for a mini-bike. Yeah. He's like, I get 70 miles to get out of this hog.

SPEAKER_00 27:51

Just what I think you couldn't do any dumber. You go and receive yourself.

SPEAKER_03 27:59

I like when he pulls up, he does the sleeves.

SPEAKER_00 28:02

Yeah, he hits a little bike bell. I know.

SPEAKER_01 28:11

Because he's got like tiny, tiny wheels. He's like, it's like clean trip.

SPEAKER_00 28:16

Yeah, so they basically drive from Texas to Colorado, you know, on that on that little bike. Yeah. He was like, yeah, Lord, I gotta I gotta P Man pull over. He's like, just go, man. Just go. He's like, it's really warm. Wow, that's real. They got like the snot sickles hanging out of their noses. He gets off the bike and Harry's stuck to his back. I'm hungry, man. You want to get some lunch? Nah, I swallowed a giant June bug on the way here. Pretty false.

SPEAKER_03 28:49

Then as they're walking down the street, the man and wife pass them. He's like, Would you look at the buns on? Yeah, he must work it out. Oh man, this movie's so good.

SPEAKER_01 29:08

All right, where are we, Tom? The duo arrives in Aspen but cannot find Mary and a frustrated Harry attacks Lloyd.

SPEAKER_04 29:15

Your hands are freezing!

SPEAKER_01 29:18

That was like the one thing that was funny to me. Where he's just getting choked out.

SPEAKER_02 29:22

He's just like, nah, your hands are freezing. Say, Harry!

SPEAKER_01 29:32

Let's see. Breaking up the briefcase, discovering the money, which they use on a hotel suite in lavish spending spree. Yeah. We'll always spend on the essentials. This is the presidential suite. The Emperor Japan's gonna be staying here in two weeks. This is where Charles and Lady Die used to stay.

SPEAKER_02 29:47

He's like jumping on the pedal, he's like, Well, thank you.

SPEAKER_00 29:52

Yeah. Yeah, they go through like they find out that she's got this like event.

SPEAKER_01 29:57

Yeah, and it Harry's sure, yeah. Lloyd's trying to read it.

SPEAKER_00 30:01

Yeah, yeah. He's like, duh.

SPEAKER_04 30:05

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:07

And then Harry has to read it.

unknown 30:08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 30:09

But he can read We Walked on the Moon, Man on the Moon. I know. And he's like, wow. Which is also an improvised lie. He he just stops, no way. He bursts through the door.

SPEAKER_02 30:22

We landed on the moon.

SPEAKER_01 30:24

It's just dumb. Oh man. So they go to the charity charity gala, where a nervous Lloyd asks Harry to talk to her on his behalf. However, Harry agrees to go skiing with Mary instead, lying to Lloyd that he arranged a date for him. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 30:39

Well, you'd have the whole like getting ready for the demontail.

SPEAKER_01 30:42

Oh, with the tuxedos, the toenails. Oh yeah. And then finally, like with like the huge like grinder.

SPEAKER_03 30:49

He's like being electrocuted. I did write down this is Hayden's feet after his deployments.

SPEAKER_00 30:56

Yeah, I've been there. I I kid you not, man. I went to a pedicure one time, and they they saw because I was like right out of the field, a month in the field. And my me and my wife went, and I had so much dead skin and gross stuff on my feet. And the rules were as long as you're not openly bleeding, you can get a pedicure. So everything was scabbed over pretty good. And uh, so I sit down, and this little Korean lady takes my shoes and socks off, and she was like, Oh no. And then she like stood up and looked at my feet and me and back on my feet, and she just goes into the back. And I'm like, She never came back. I was thinking of like dumb and dumber. I was like, oh no, they're gonna get like a sander or something. And then this burly Korean dude comes out there and he just like rustles my foot like it's a bow constrictor and holds it into his arm and just starts like filing the hell out of my and I'm like, Doc, it's not my wife is laughing right next to me. But my felt my feet felt amazing afterwards. So yeah, good stuff.

SPEAKER_03 31:56

I like how when they're Harry's getting a massage, they switch us with the masseuse. Yeah, yeah. He's wearing her dress, starts to headbanging her back and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 32:04

That was so dumb.

SPEAKER_03 32:06

You got the pile of hair that pans up and they're cutting nose hair.

SPEAKER_01 32:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 32:10

Or they get like their hair done, and like they look at each other and they're like, oh, and then they immediately start messing it up to how it normally looks, and you're just like the tux guy's like gonna kill himself because they try all these different tuxes and he comes out and like the orange tuxedo.

SPEAKER_03 32:25

Tad dances. I like how Harry's sitting there with his robe and cigar watching the whole thing. He stands up. Oh, this movie's amazing, Tom. I don't know how you like it.

SPEAKER_01 32:37

The one funny part where they're they walk in and they start hitting each other with the sticks and like sword fighting, and then they walk in, and Harry just like runs up behind him and swats him right in the butt as hard as he can.

SPEAKER_00 32:49

And he's like drops to his knees and says, Time out, time out.

SPEAKER_03 32:56

Tells him it's a it's a 500 plate, our$500 plate dinner, and he's like just pulls out and goes, four, just in case we get hungry.

SPEAKER_01 33:02

Yeah, in case we want to get it.

SPEAKER_03 33:04

He sprays him in the face.

SPEAKER_00 33:07

I love that. He gets the guy the eyes with his little mint spray that he never makes it to the floor. That reminds me one time. Ah, it's a story after this. I'll tell you guys after. It's not for listener consumption. Subscribe to our Patreon, maybe I'll tell you.

SPEAKER_01 33:24

He won't. Let's see. Well, Harry and Mary have an enjoyable time together.

SPEAKER_03 33:31

Time out. Before you get any further, the fact that he kills the bird with the champagne.

SPEAKER_00 33:36

One seventh of the snow owl population. Die right there.

SPEAKER_01 33:40

It's like he killed an owl with a fork. It's like we killed his bird, he killed ours.

SPEAKER_00 33:44

I love how he walks up to her. He's like, nice pair of Hooters you got there. And she like covers her chin. He was like the owls. Oh, oh.

SPEAKER_01 33:56

That's a great movie. And I think that's Terry Gar that walks up and she's just like, oh, you two should go do a thing. Yeah. I was just like, I wanted to talk to you ever since I saw you come in. We're in that tuxedo. It's like, I love a guy with a sense of humor.

SPEAKER_00 34:08

And it's like, oh, honey. Honey, you don't even know. Yeah. Yeah. So they murder an endangered species, and he goes back and lies to Lloyd, says that he's got a date tomorrow. Yeah. And they're supposed to be at the bar at 10 a.m. That was so dumb.

SPEAKER_01 34:26

He comes down dressed like a cowboy. Because they go on their little date and Harry gets his tongue stuck to the ski lift. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 34:35

Oh look, frost.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

She just leaves him. I know. Just abandons him. And I mean, what else can you do? Two kids just stared at him. Didn't he have warm water? Yeah, the warm warm water. And then she like rips his face off of it. He's like, ah it's like they make the snowman and she hands him the two pieces of coal and a carrot and he puts a dick on the snowman.

SPEAKER_00 35:03

He stands there with his hands on his hips, like he's so proud of it.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

Like that was what he was supposed to do. And then she takes it and makes the eyes. He's like, oh. And then they she like throws snow at him and he like makes a snowball and pegs her. And then she throws her. And then he just tackles her and spears her like down like a hill. And he's just like shoving her face into the snow.

SPEAKER_00 35:24

I used to do that to my sisters when we played the snow. It always like escalate to where I just beat him up in the snow. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 35:33

And then she just like has like a great time. And she starts laughing.

SPEAKER_00 35:37

I needed that. And he brings her home in the in the Lambo. But when he shows up to like start the date, he walks in with like his skis. A million dollar ski suit on and that like aeroid dynamic sharkhead helmet.

SPEAKER_01 35:53

He's just somebody going, nice going, pal.

SPEAKER_00 35:58

I love that. That'd be a great Halloween costume. Yeah. Kicking stuff over. But both those skis belong to him. Dub.

SPEAKER_01 36:16

Dub. He leaves, and then Lloyd figures out that they went out on a date. And that's when he's like, oh. He tries not to throw up. Memes were born. Yeah. Let's see. Visiting Mary's home, he realizes that Harry lied to spend the day with her himself in retaliation. Lloyd serves him coffee laced with lax items. My son's like, what's that?

SPEAKER_00 36:43

And I was like, you'll see.

SPEAKER_01 36:45

It's like it's like half a teaspoon for best results. And he's like, boop.

SPEAKER_02 36:54

That's why she's riding a riding the bike.

SPEAKER_01 37:03

Oh man. In retaliation, causes Harry to have diarrhea in Mary's broken toilet while Lloyd reintroduces himself to Mary.

SPEAKER_00 37:12

Did you guys ever uh did you watch it with subtitles on? No. I did. When he's unloading in a toilet. The subtitles says, explosive diuretic flatulence. And I was like, that is a description.

SPEAKER_02 37:32

And he's just like holding eyes like puts his legs up in the air, like what else can you do? He goes cross-eyed, shaking his head.

SPEAKER_03 37:41

And then just like rubs in his face, like, oh.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

And it's like he has that high-pitched one.

SPEAKER_03 37:49

Oh my gosh. I've had the few words. At the end, I'm like, oh, just rub my face. Oh, I feel so much better. Oh, Jesus. Then he opens the window and grabs the top.

SPEAKER_01 37:59

She's like, Harry. I hope you're not going to the bath and the toilet's broken. He's like, broken? What? He's like, I'm just shaving.

SPEAKER_02 38:07

But at the same time.

SPEAKER_00 38:08

But the realization on his face. That's when it cuts the Jim Carrey laughing, like, the mouth spray again.

SPEAKER_01 38:21

Let's see. Lou introduces herself to Mary, taking her to the hotel to return the briefcase. He confesses his love to her, but she rejects him. So you're saying there's a chance?

SPEAKER_03 38:31

More like one in a million.

SPEAKER_00 38:33

Nicholas Alegre. I have a confession for you. I'm in love with a schoolboy. I want to make love to a schoolboy. He's like, what?

SPEAKER_02 38:41

I should get out of here. It's not what I meant. Dumb. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 38:48

When I go to the room, he trips her right to get the stairs. Like grabs her foot and pulls her back down.

SPEAKER_00 38:54

Collapses on the stairs.

SPEAKER_01 38:57

Oh, yeah. Nicholas Andre, a friend of the Swanson family, arrives, with whom Lloyd learns that Mary has a husband named Bobby. Give away emails. Uh-oh. There we go. Husband named Bobby, and that the money was for him, revealing himself to be as the mastermind behind the kidnapping. Nicholas holds them at gunpoint and is furious to discover that Harry and Lloyd spent the ransom, replacing it with IOUs.

SPEAKER_00 39:22

Those are good as good as money. Everything's accounted for.$275,000 for a car. Might want to hold on to that one. It's written on a napkin. It's got like yellow stains on it.

SPEAKER_01 39:41

Oh man. Harry arrives and after a brief confrontation with Lloyd over Mary, he is shot by Nicholas and plays dead before ineffably returning fire. Because he shoots Lloyd and it cuts back to the bad guy, and you can see the slides locked to the rear.

SPEAKER_00 40:02

And he's like confessing baddie feels for taking his girlfriend from. He's like, Yeah, which you touched my leg. And he's like, Okay, kill him. And he's like, Alright, poop, and just shoots him right there.

SPEAKER_04 40:13

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_00 40:14

Yeah. You killed my best friend. When he stands up and like misses every shot with the revolver. It's like shooting over his head. Yeah. Which is good hilarious, like slapstick. The way that just one bullet goes over his head and then the little vase. The little vase with the flowers in it just explodes right next to him. He rips his shirt off. He's got like the tiniest little bulletproof vest on him.

SPEAKER_03 40:39

He has the FBI bust in. He's like, what if he shot me in the face?

SPEAKER_00 40:43

What if they shot him in the face? That was a chance we were really make it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:52

An FBI team bursts in, led by Beth, revealing that she's an agent on the kidnappers case and per prepared Harry with a bulletproof vest and a gun. And he's like, uh, how come I didn't get a gun? Did you get a gun?

unknown 41:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 41:07

Let's see. That's almost like the straight Lay's description of his movie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 41:12

Nicholas and Shay are arrested, and Mary and Bobby are reunited, much to Lloyd's dismay.

SPEAKER_03 41:17

Yeah. He has the daydream of grabbing the cake.

SPEAKER_01 41:19

My son was dying because he thought it was real.

SPEAKER_02 41:24

Die!

SPEAKER_00 41:24

He just loads the guy full of lead. He's just cackling. Is that where this movie's going? And then it cuts back and he's like, oh. No, Lloyd.

SPEAKER_01 41:34

He's like, huh? What? It's like, oh hey, yeah, nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_03 41:39

Yeah, great. What's funny is like, did you notice how he lets himself out of the back of the cop car? The husband does. Oh, he does. He just opens the back of the cop car.

SPEAKER_00 41:48

Let's be honest, there was a lot of law enforcement inconsistencies going on here. How many times has the FBI just like got a guy and say, hey, we need you. Here's a vest and a gun. Go get shot by this guy. They look like professionals though. When they'll bust in 10 seconds later to stop him, anyways, why not just do that before?

SPEAKER_01 42:11

He's the head FBI guy with the glasses. He was like the he was in Robocop. He's like the one that like designed Robocop. Oh, was he? And I was like, this is the dude from Robocop.

SPEAKER_00 42:22

He has a type. He acts to a certain type of character. Straight lace professional. Yeah. Indeed.

SPEAKER_01 42:30

With their trip rendered pointless and their hopes for the trip crushed, Harry and Lloyd travel home on foot after all their purchases were confiscated and their motorbike broken down. They encounter a busload of bikini models on a national tour, but ignorant ignorantly reject and offer to be their oil boys for the next three months. Oiling them up, rubbing them all over.

SPEAKER_00 42:53

His beautiful ladies pop out in bikinis.

SPEAKER_03 42:55

I love how when they stop, they just open all the windows and say, Hello, boys.

SPEAKER_00 42:59

We need two boys to oil us up before every competition. Cabana boys. Yeah. Well, you're in luck because there's a town three miles that way. And the lady's like, oh. Like, it's like, uh. And they're like, man, somewhere, two lucky guys are gonna catch a great break. We just have to keep our eyes open.

SPEAKER_03 43:19

Like after he sends them, he's like, Do you realize what you've done? Friends back, it's actually about that one. My friend's a little slow.

SPEAKER_00 43:26

The town is three miles that way. Oh man. Yeah, so like the thing that makes this movie so stupid is that everybody is just so straight-laced except for these two guys. Like they're just superpowers to be as dumb as possible. And everybody's just willing to overlook it.

SPEAKER_04 43:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 43:47

Like the Mary Swanson, when she gets tripped down the stairs or beaten up in the snow, or what all the dumb stuff that happens to her, she has like a reaction, like, wow, I can't believe this is happening. But then the next scene, it's like it never happens. Yeah, whatever. Whatever. Everybody just kind of overlooks it. You know? I think probably the most like rational person is the uh the bad guy. What's his name? The dude from uh from Hocus Pocus. Nicholas Andre. Yeah, he's like the only one that's like, How is this happening? What is going on? These guys are pros. So yeah. I don't know. I I have fond memories. Every time it would come on on TV on cable when I was a kid, I would just watch it. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03 44:31

I did write down, I forgot to mention it when we were on the part, but he's like, here's your hands. The reason he wants to kill him is because he can't swing my hands. He's like, oh, here's my hair.

SPEAKER_00 44:42

He's like, my hands are sweaty. Extra pair of gloves. My hands are getting sweaty.

SPEAKER_01 44:47

And that's when I realized I was like, Hayden is Lloyd. Because that's it. I could see you doing that. Oh, here's my extra pair.

SPEAKER_03 44:55

Well, it's just like frostbitten hands of your friends.

SPEAKER_00 44:59

That's not true. Samsonite.

SPEAKER_03 45:04

Well, yeah, when he's going to, he's like, Do you do you know what her name is? Maybe it's on the briefcase. He actually says Swanson. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:12

It starts with an S. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 45:13

Samsonite. How do we start with an S, but it's way off.

SPEAKER_01 45:16

I'm not seeing it, Lloyd. It's unlisted.

SPEAKER_03 45:21

But I did see this is like one of his three movies in 1994, and they were all number ones. Jim Carrey? Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:27

They had three movies in 1994.

SPEAKER_03 45:29

Well, these were three of his were his first three movies, actually. Because it was this The Mask at Ace Ventura.

SPEAKER_00 45:35

His first movie was like Vampire's Kiss or something.

SPEAKER_03 45:37

Well, I mean, that's like his first breakout, like big movies. But yeah. There's like you know, the kiss of the vampire, which is a comedy as well. It's pretty funny.

SPEAKER_00 45:47

Yeah, so like Jim Carrey, he's got no actual training background or acting background. He just did some goofy stand-up and got famous doing that, doing impersonations of like I don't know, Clinton and whatnot. Chuck Nicholson. I think he would host like some of the Friars Club. Then he got on the uh roasts. What's it's not SNL, it was something else. Yeah. He got on that show.

SPEAKER_01 46:10

Because I think they he got rejected from SNL. Probably.

SPEAKER_00 46:13

Yeah. And then he he blew up from there. And then the Wayans brothers that ran that show in Living Color. I I think they threw him a bone into some movie or something. And that's where he kind of got started off at.

SPEAKER_03 46:25

Well, no, uh or if Amazon Prime is correct, he supposedly like he dropped out of school at 16 and all that. So pretty pretty impressive.

SPEAKER_00 46:33

Yeah, he's not the most educated individual on the planet. I don't know if you ever read his political views on things, but like vaccines. But uh yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:44

His way him and his wife, the former Playboy model. Yeah. It's like, mm-mm. Yeah, you two are sound so very educated. Telling me about medicine. Yeah. I didn't know you were also men and women of letters.

SPEAKER_00 46:56

Yeah, and he's also kind of I I think he's might be a little crazy, like for realsees, because like he'll go off on tangents, like he'll be in interviews and then talk about how dumb interviews are and stuff like that. So he's he's kind of like a illusion.

SPEAKER_01 47:12

It's like it's like Joaquin Phoenix.

SPEAKER_00 47:13

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:14

But not like funny.

SPEAKER_00 47:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 47:18

Yeah. He's a little unhinged. You don't know what you're gonna be dealing with. So and he's you know, I I think the only thing he does nowadays is those Sonic movies. All he really wants to do is just cash in on some easy goofy gacting gigs. Because he had like a huge run of movies. Yeah, you know, you uh like uh he when he was doing the stupid uh The Grinch. The Grinch movie. Yeah, the the like he was dealing with a lot of PTSD from being put in that suit.

SPEAKER_03 47:48

What 23? Yeah the horror movie that he did. Because supposedly like that kind of messed with him in his head.

SPEAKER_00 47:53

Oh no, no, the Grinch movie. Oh yeah, like the kid's Christmas movie. Oh it's a it was eight hours a day to get put into costume. Oh well, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:00

He's like you couldn't like take it off or do anything, you had to stay in it, and he's like he's like it was just so claustrophobic feeling.

SPEAKER_00 48:05

So they got like a CIA, like an interrogator to like coach him through how to deal with torture, essentially. I'm serious. Yeah, this that's true to to like deal with all of that, and you know, I guess like agreeing to do all these dumb roles and just screwed with them over time. So okay.

SPEAKER_03 48:23

Well, I have some trivia.

SPEAKER_00 48:24

All right, no, no.

SPEAKER_03 48:26

It's 20 questions and a bonus.

SPEAKER_00 48:30

I don't even have a buzzer, I'm just gonna let's just take turns.

SPEAKER_03 48:34

No, you know, you gotta have points. Just answer it. You ain't gotta buzz in, just answer. Alright, hold on.

SPEAKER_00 48:41

So you're saying there's a chance.

SPEAKER_03 48:44

You're saying there's a chance. Tom's gonna change it online.

SPEAKER_00 48:47

I was about to say, I don't know. Just do the uh most annoying sound in the world. I don't even know what it is.

SPEAKER_03 48:59

Number one, what is Lloyd's last name? Christmas, darn it. One point number two, what did Lloyd think? Yes, Tom. What did Lloyd think?

SPEAKER_01 49:14

That that woman was from Australia.

SPEAKER_03 49:17

No. What did Lloyd think Mary's last name was?

SPEAKER_01 49:20

Samsonite.

SPEAKER_03 49:24

Number three, what is the name of the future pet store? You got worms. I got worms. Yes. Number four, what happens to Petey?

SPEAKER_00 49:38

He got decapitated by the gas man and then given to a blind boy for$25. That was the two-part answer. You just kept going until you got there.

SPEAKER_03 49:48

Number five, where is Mary from?

SPEAKER_01 49:54

Aspen, Colorado? Yes.

SPEAKER_00 49:57

Number six, what was on the bathroom stall? For man love, show up at March 25th at 2 o'clock in the morning. At 2 15 a.m. Oh, whatever.

SPEAKER_03 50:09

Yeah, what was on the bathroom stall wall when Lloyd is attacked? And it says, for manly love, be here March 25th at 2 15 a.m.

SPEAKER_00 50:16

I was off by 15 minutes.

SPEAKER_01 50:18

You're off by five minutes.

SPEAKER_03 50:20

I'll give you both a point. Here about that.

SPEAKER_01 50:23

Nothing changed. So damn it.

SPEAKER_03 50:25

Number seven. Who was Harry's lost? Uh go ahead, Tom.

SPEAKER_01 50:32

Who's Harry's lost something?

SPEAKER_04 50:36

Hmm. Hmm. Hmm.

SPEAKER_00 50:42

Go ahead, Tom. Can I go? Can I go? Can I go? Harry Louise. Can I go? Can I go? I can finish the word question. Yeah, finish the question. I already know it. Can I go? Shut up. Freda Felcher. Yes. Thank you. It's what?

SPEAKER_03 50:55

Freda Felcher.

SPEAKER_00 50:56

Is that the ex-girlfriend they keep talking about?

SPEAKER_03 50:58

Who's his lost love? Alright. Number eight. What did Harry and Lloyd call the van?

SPEAKER_01 51:07

The Shag and Wagon. No the only shag it was is a shag carpeting.

SPEAKER_03 51:14

Number nine, what was the very bad luck at the diner?

SPEAKER_00 51:18

Spill the salt.

SPEAKER_03 51:19

Yes. Oh well.

SPEAKER_00 51:22

Yeah, give me another point. He's giving you a P and two points. Number one.

SPEAKER_03 51:29

Number 10. What was the diner's bully? Seabass. What was the diner bully's name? Sea Bass. Number 11. What song did Harry Moy sing? Mockingbird. Yes. Where was I? Number 12. What was the ransom money for?

SPEAKER_00 51:51

To get Bobby back to Mary.

SPEAKER_03 51:58

Don't do that. I see. Number 13. What's wrong with the killer?

SPEAKER_01 52:02

He has ulcers.

unknown 52:04

Yes.

SPEAKER_03 52:07

Let's see. Number 14. What was the fancy party for?

SPEAKER_00 52:10

The snow owls. Conservation. Nice set of hooters you got there. The owls.

SPEAKER_03 52:19

Number 15, what does Lloyd put in Harry's team?

SPEAKER_00 52:22

X Lax. Or laxative. Turbo Lax.

SPEAKER_03 52:26

Turbo Lax. Alright. Number 15. What does Harry tell Mary? If I could read the question.

SPEAKER_01 52:39

What does Harry tell Mary? Read the question to me.

SPEAKER_03 52:42

What does Harry tell Mary he's doing in the bathroom?

SPEAKER_01 52:45

He's saving.

SPEAKER_00 52:49

I already have the floor.

SPEAKER_03 52:50

Number 17. What show did you say there's a T It was like uh A E.

SPEAKER_01 52:59

It was a TV commercial.

SPEAKER_00 53:01

No, like an action. What were they crying?

SPEAKER_03 53:03

What show did the blind kid with Petey end up on?

SPEAKER_00 53:05

Oh yeah, it was like 60 Minutes or something like that.

SPEAKER_03 53:08

Something like that, but there was a name.

unknown 53:10

Darn it.

SPEAKER_00 53:10

There was an actual show. Was it Nightline?

unknown 53:12

No.

SPEAKER_00 53:15

I don't know. America's Most Wanted or something like that. I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 53:19

It was like one of those like Chris Hansen shows.

SPEAKER_03 53:21

It was a current affair.

SPEAKER_02 53:25

I just thought he was really quiet.

SPEAKER_03 53:28

Not to mention like the duct tape every time I read it. Number 18, what was voice of chances?

SPEAKER_00 53:36

One and a million. So you're saying there's a chance.

SPEAKER_03 53:40

Let's see. Number 19. What was given to Harry in the hotel?

SPEAKER_01 53:44

A vest in a gun. Yes.

SPEAKER_03 53:47

Number 20. How far away was the town 2,000 miles.

SPEAKER_00 53:52

No. Oh.

SPEAKER_01 53:54

Finish the question.

SPEAKER_03 53:55

How far away was the town for two oil boys?

unknown 53:58

Oh.

SPEAKER_01 53:59

Oh, three miles.

SPEAKER_03 54:01

And for the the final question, which is worth three more. No. What's the most annoying sound of the word?

SPEAKER_01 54:10

I buzzed.

SPEAKER_03 54:12

Sure. Now we're tied. Okay. Good job.

SPEAKER_01 54:15

Yay.

SPEAKER_03 54:17

I had to read that one fast because I knew somebody was just going to yell.

SPEAKER_01 54:20

Well, it's obviously. My name is Hayden.

SPEAKER_03 54:26

Oh, I love that movie, Tom. I don't know how you don't like it. What made you not like it? But the sequels, though.

SPEAKER_01 54:33

I've never been a huge Jim Carrey fan. Okay. Some of a lot of his stuff annoyed me. He is like there's a few movies that I like him in. The Mask. That was always a movie we watched as kids because that was just funny.

SPEAKER_03 54:45

It's the same year, Jim Jim Carrey. Same, same acting, same comedic.

SPEAKER_00 54:50

A lot of people don't like working with Jim Carrey because he's just off a wall.

SPEAKER_01 54:55

Well, he I feel like he's like that 24-7.

SPEAKER_00 54:57

Yeah, and he is or brutally depressed. He like demands so much attention. Like everything he does is such an attention grabber. So people rarely can share screen time with him, let alone you know learn how to act with them because it they don't come from the same school of acting. He's just he's a he's like he's like a a walk-on that goes pro, you know, for acting.

SPEAKER_01 55:20

So fun with Dick and Jane. I like that movie. That that was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_00 55:26

I think either Eternal Sunshine and Spotless Mine or Truman Show is my favorite Jim Carrey movie.

SPEAKER_03 55:32

So I mean I liked all of them. Ace Ventura, I like Yes Man, I like Bruce Almighty.

SPEAKER_00 55:38

Yeah, Bruce Almighty's alright. That was like the last like Jim Carrey comedy movie. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 55:44

I don't really like the character in Sonic. I did like the Green.

SPEAKER_00 55:48

Dr. Eggman?

SPEAKER_03 55:49

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 55:50

That's fine. It's fine. My kids like it. My son didn't realize it was Dr. Eggman.

SPEAKER_01 55:56

The uh the Grinch movie, though, with him being uh that was that was fine. Run before I kill again. Run and like some of the like where he rips the tablecloth off and everything stays there because he actually was like he thought it was all that was gonna fall off, but he actually did it, and then he just like storms in and just knocks everything over. Yeah, I love how he leaves and then comes back and just that and him going like we make fun of that all the time. Like with like the with the boy, like we like we put him on the beds, like that's like his impression is looking up at us. It's just like ooh, yeah. Him and Batman Forever, not great. I actually thought he was a pretty good apparently he and him and Tommy Lee Jones hated each other. I cannot I cannot condemn. Don't or sanction your brand of buffoonery. And I think Jim Carrey was like really, really hurt that Tommy Lee Jones was like, no. But also at the same time, it's like it's Tommy Lee Jones.

SPEAKER_00 56:59

Yeah, what kind of movie do you think is gonna like they got Jim Carrey for a reason?

SPEAKER_01 57:03

Yeah, and the fact that they had Tommy Lee Jones playing Too Faced in a Batman movie, let alone a Jill Schumacher Batman movie. Yeah, yeah. It's like you you almost wanted to apologize to Tommy Lee Jones. It's like we're really sorry like we didn't cast you and like the Tim Burton. I don't know what your agent has told you, but it's like because Tommy Lee Jones can do like deadpan funny, yeah. Like in Men in Black. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he can but goofy slapstick stuff. Nah. Because even like what the Men in Black one where they go back in time and Josh Brolin plays young Tommy Lee Jones, yeah, and it's almost creepy how good he did it. Because like you could just believe it's like Was that really you as a young man?

SPEAKER_00 57:40

I think the funniest thing Tommy Lee Jones ever did was shaking that pug for people.

SPEAKER_01 57:46

It's like it's just like it's not see here. That was our that that that makes me crack up every time it's just so stupid. Oh, the cable guy. It's not a great one. Uh that's classic.

SPEAKER_03 58:00

I like that one, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:01

Me, myself, and Irene.

SPEAKER_03 58:02

He's like, the thing I can Star Trek.

SPEAKER_01 58:07

Yeah, the Majestic, Bruce Almighty, a series of unfortunate events. That was not great. I know I did not like that one. Because they merged three books into one movie.

SPEAKER_00 58:15

Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:16

Fun with Dick and Jane. That was okay.

SPEAKER_00 58:18

I enjoyed it. I like the part where you steal the lawn. Yeah. It's just like tufts of grass.

SPEAKER_01 58:24

They should they've been like robbing people. Yeah. And like the voice. They got they're just messing with all the stuff, and another couple decide to do what they're doing, and they get caught for all their crimes they did, and they're like, whoa.

SPEAKER_03 58:35

Oh, another good one, really good one is Liar Liar.

SPEAKER_01 58:38

Yeah. That's a great movie. The liar is blue. Alright, kick ass too. Oh, yeah. But he was really mad after that movie. Yeah, he said it was it was promoting violence. Like, at what point when you were filming, did you not notice?

SPEAKER_03 58:54

Yeah. In a movie called Kick Ass. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:58

Dumb and Dumber 2.

SPEAKER_03 59:00

That was a terrible sequence. Yes, it was.

SPEAKER_01 59:02

Yeah, his last four films were all Sonic the Hedgehog movies. 2020, 2022, 2024, and then he's gonna be in uh Sonic the Hedgehog 4, which comes out next year.

SPEAKER_00 59:11

I think he just makes those for his kids. I I don't know. I'm sure it's an easy cash grab. Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 59:17

They make tons of money.

unknown 59:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 59:18

He's got so many kids that want to go see it, so yeah, like the Dumb and Number Two thing. He really wanted Emma Stone to be in that movie, and he like approached her in a really creepy way, like a stalkerish kind of gross way. And she said no. So they found like an exact replica actor of Emma Stone to put in that. I I it was so close. I saw, I remember seeing that movie, and I was like, it's a terrible movie. But I pulled out my phone and I was like, is this Emma Stone? No, it's not. Oh, and I like I wonder if that was part of his demands.

SPEAKER_03 59:51

Get a girl that looks like Emma Stone.

SPEAKER_00 59:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 59:54

Like they're just screening all these like look-alike actors, and it's just like, no, no, maybe no. Yes, that's her.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:02

It gives us the precious Jim Carey as Gollum.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:07

And then I was just watching, I'm like, man, like Jeff Daniels. I'm like, why'd you do this movie?

SPEAKER_03 1:00:10

Because it's great.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:12

Speaking of which, I will say he can do physical comedy.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:16

Yeah. Speaking of which, did you uh hear about that Lord of the Rings news? No. Well, let's talk about it in the next episode. Let's talk about it in the next episode. So make sure you come back, tune in for interesting news and reviews that we'll be discussing.

SPEAKER_03 1:00:29

Tom would know it if he'd just look at your text.

SPEAKER_00 1:00:31

Yeah, he doesn't do that. I watched a movie for this. Good job, Tom. Congratulations. Bare minimum, Tom. Hey, I showed up, didn't I? I'm here, aren't I, pilgrim? All right. Well, I hope you enjoyed that. Check us out on our social media, entertainthispodcast.com. Entertain this underscore on social media. And if you have any recommendations for other things that you want us to review, let us know and we'll do it, and we'll make sure Tom actually watches it. Goodbye. Alright. See you later.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:04

I don't even like the movie. And I tied in two dumb and dumber things to start an end show.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:10

Good job, Tom. Listen to a podcast, huh? Right.

SPEAKER_02 1:01:18

Dumber. You got to do this.