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Hobart: Rocking Out, Faking It to Make It, and Live Bingo

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What happens when you pair a Ryan Reynolds look-alike with a manager who is entirely too good at exploiting a resemblance? You get a laugh-out-loud cinematic juggernaut that feels like The Office met This Is Spinal Tap in the middle of a Hollywood red carpet, “I AM RYAN” releasing May 22nd in theaters.

This week, we are sitting down with the multi-hyphenate mastermind himself: Hobart!

From touring the world on the legendary Warped Tour to composing high-octane soundtracks for video games like Deadpool, Watch Dogs, and Age of Empires, Hobart has done it all. We dive deep into his incredible journey from a 2006 indie rock musician to an LA actor booking major commercials, developing musical hardware, and—yes—hosting the daily sensation Live Play Bingo.

We’re breaking down the madness of his hilarious new film, how he balances scoring massive video games with acting, and what it’s really like to navigate the blurry line between reality and Hollywood illusion. Pop those headphones in—this is a wild ride you don't want to miss!


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SPEAKER_02

Hello and welcome back to Entertain This. It's a podcast about movies, TV shows, and video games. My name's Tom. With me, I have Mitch. And nobody? Hayden. Hello? No? Alright. But we have a replacement, a better-looking version. We have Hobart.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, uh, I can pretend to be Hayden. Does Hayden sound like this? I'm not afraid of worms. I like worms and can't tell their talks from the bottoms. My name's Hayden.

SPEAKER_02

Yes, that is exactly how he sounds.

unknown

Perfect.

SPEAKER_02

But just, you know, act like you snorted some Ritalin.

SPEAKER_01

And then you're going to go me at the end.

SPEAKER_02

And go. And then you too can be Hayden Brandon.

unknown

Nice.

SPEAKER_02

So we're here with our buddy Hobart. He's a actor, composer, writer. He's done over a thousand live shows, hosts a live bingo event, and he's a Ryan Reynolds look-alike. And looking at him on Mitch's phone, I believe him.

SPEAKER_00

Very accurate statement, boys. Well done.

SPEAKER_02

I try. We try on the show to be factual and punctual and have it together. The doorbell camera just went off, so he's probably running up the stairs right now for this show. But Hobart, how do you do people just tell you? Like, you're like, dude, you just look like Ryan Reynolds. And you're like, you know what? I'm gonna get a job doing that.

SPEAKER_00

Yep. Yep. I mean, it's been going on for uh over a decade now since I've been an adult and Ryan and I have looked alike for quite some time now. I guess we're kind of veering off now that we're both reaching a certain age, but uh I've been rocking this for a while, and in 2017, I finally decided it would be kind of funny after I did a body double gig for him that I should write a movie uh about me looking like Ryan Reynolds. So the first I am Ryan script came out in 2017, and I started pitching it right away. But you know how Hollywood is. It took, you know, how many years has it been? Nine? So about nine years to make this thing.

SPEAKER_02

That's impressive. It's gotten to that point. Does like does Ryan know you're making the movie? Do you talk to him?

SPEAKER_00

I'm pretty sure at this point, I think so. I honestly do. Uh, we've not spoken the best thing he can do because it's it it's a it's a movie of flattery, you know, it's really cool. We all like him very much. Um, and it'd be impossible for his people not to know at this point because he's seen me. I post that Big Sushi Vampire all the time at Van City Reynolds. I'm always posting, messing with him, and uh now the movie's gaining a lot of traction in the industry and stuff. People are really kind of enthused about it. So if his people don't know, they've done a terrible job. If he doesn't know, I get it. I get it. He's busy, he's got a soccer team, he's got a gin company, he owns a phone company, you know. So I get it, but he knows.

SPEAKER_01

Somebody in his you know, whole camp and career and group know.

SPEAKER_02

I think as an actor, that's how you know it's over when you come out with your own like booze. That's when they transition like entrepreneurship. It's just like, yeah, I'm done with I'm done with the big movies. I'm just gonna make gin or tequila or something and sell it.

SPEAKER_01

Or own a soccer team.

SPEAKER_02

Or own a soccer team.

SPEAKER_00

Lord have mercy. Hey, there's uh there's Hayden. Hayden, I did an impersonation of you earlier.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah? Was it good?

SPEAKER_00

Oh no, I was way off. I just heard your voice. That's not your uh I'm so sorry. Sorry.

SPEAKER_02

My headphone squealed too. Welcome back to the podcast, Hayden. Yeah. Uh traffic, right? Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

All right. Well, and this is Hobart. Hey, nice to meet you.

SPEAKER_02

Hey, buddy. Yeah. And for this minor interruption, I'll introduce you to him. He's a musician, actor, host, and writer, and has done a thousand live concerts, probably plus at this point. Wow. And as you can see by the guitars behind him, he's no slouch. He does a live bingo show, and he's doing a movie called I Am Ryan. That's awesome.

SPEAKER_00

It is. What a crazy, what a crazy life. I grew up playing music, moved out here to Hollywood with my band to try and make it, worked as a studio musician, did a bunch of video game music and you know, movies and TV scores and all that fun stuff, and now I'm in movies, which is nuts. Who would who would let me do that?

SPEAKER_03

Video game music, you say.

SPEAKER_00

Yes, sir.

SPEAKER_02

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Have we broached that subject?

SPEAKER_02

We haven't broached it. I had one more question about the I am Ryan. And that was if people had reached out to Ryan Reynolds to cameo as a look-alike for you.

SPEAKER_00

Yes. Um, no, he he has not. And if he keeps his mouth shut, he's done the right job. Because if he if he lambasts the movie, he's gonna, you know, it won't be great. If he loves the movie, it'll be great for me. Um, but if he does nothing, then uh that's probably the worst thing that could happen. So if he stays quiet, it's good for him, but you know, uh, that's bad. I mean, if he just says one thing about it, this movie, you know, this is that's a a hundred million dollar movie overnight. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01

Because there's no such thing as bad publicity.

SPEAKER_02

That's true. Right. Because like you win either way if Ryan Reynolds is like, this movie sucks, this is stupid, and everybody's gonna be like, is it as they pull it up to watch it and then as you laugh your way to the bank versus like Ryan Reynolds's like, go watch it, and all the Ryan fans are like, oh my god, I'll do whatever you say, Ryan Reynolds, as they pull it up and watch it. And he laughs his way to the bank.

SPEAKER_03

You gotta find a way to rage bait him into commenting on it.

SPEAKER_00

I I I we've thought about it, but we like him. That's the problem. He's a he's a nice guy, he's Canadian. I don't know if you guys know, Canadians are generally very nice people. Um we've been cool. We've been cool. Hey, they're nice after the game. They're nice.

SPEAKER_03

They shake hands.

SPEAKER_00

They shake hands.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. But uh, yeah, no, I I'm I'm sure he's a great guy, and I I wouldn't want to get on his bad side either.

SPEAKER_00

So I guess he's a nice guy.

SPEAKER_03

But I like I like to encourage chaos, though. That's that's kind of my thing. So true.

SPEAKER_00

I mean, the movie's chaos, it's it's crazy. I basically feel his identity unknowingly. My character does, Brian. Brian Reynolds. You like that little thing? Um, so I'm just a I'm just a doofus in the movie. I don't know what's going on. I have posterior modus, and the easy manager, Henry, he's the one dragging me along to do all these things that Ryan would not do in Hollywood.

SPEAKER_03

That's awesome. Yeah. Dan Wilder, too. Is that one of them?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Was he even in the one? Yeah, he just did the one. Yeah. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

He did the one. But I but I've been saying, and everybody I've been talking to, they're like, if you get a sequel, there's a really good chance that he would show up in the sequel just in like a bar or something and give me a look.

SPEAKER_02

There's a there's a good chance at that point if if we get to a sequel that it could have the sequel is he makes it big and he has like an intern, and it's actually you're just Ryan Reynolds. And the whole time you're just Van Wilder, like doing the Van Wilder. It's just like, write that down. It's like you just go, and Ryan's like, oh yes, sir. And it just has to be like, you know, a two-second like shot, and just like everybody just be like, get a bar.

SPEAKER_03

Have we seen uh A Million Ways to Die in the West? Yeah. Have we talked about that yet? Okay. So you know that Bart where like somebody just randomly gets shot in a bar and it's like a cutaway for like three seconds, and it's Ryan Reynolds. Yeah, it was enough for you to be like, wait a minute, was that?

SPEAKER_00

And it was Brad Pitt in Deadpool. His Deadpool's up. Exactly.

SPEAKER_02

Well, because Ryan he pays him back for bullet train. Does he? Yeah, because Brad Pitt like takes that Ryan Reynolds' plates on the train, and like they're just like all tell like what a horrible person he looks like. Yeah, yeah. And at the very end of the movie, he like answers the phone. It's like, what? It's like, hey.

SPEAKER_03

That is funny. There's gotta be some way you can insert your life into his. Sure. Take it over. Like uh what is it, talent to Mr. Ripley? Just do something like that.

unknown

Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_03

We don't need Ryan Reynolds, we need Brian Reynolds. That's right.

SPEAKER_00

You guys need a little Brian Reynolds in your life.

SPEAKER_03

I think we do. You know what Tom's last name is?

SPEAKER_00

Reynolds. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Did you already discuss that? Yeah. Alright, cool. All right. I'll cameo as me in the movie. No one will get it. Yeah, you definitely look like Ryan Reynolds. Yeah. Well, if I still had hair, maybe. No.

SPEAKER_01

We already taught pre-recording, he would just be an older, taller Jason Statham.

SPEAKER_03

Ooh, him? No, he's Meth Pete Davidson. We've already talked about that. Hobart, feel free to make fun of this man.

SPEAKER_00

No, I'm enjoying, I'm enjoying the banter. I've been I've been stuck up in the studio and stuff like that. So I'm excited to talk to humans. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Great. Awesome. All right. So uh I'm interested in game music. What games have you done music for?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so the big one that you would uh remember there's two big ones that you would remember. So one was Watchdog. Oh Watchdog, I got I got a yeah, I got a banger in there. And that song was dead. That song was doing nothing. It'd been out for like four or five years. And then uh I got in touch with Go DIY, which is uh like a licensing company, and uh they took the song and they put it on Watchdog. So that blew up. And then uh the other the fun one was I did all the composing uh with a guy named Julian Sol for Deadpool, which is funny. Deadpool the video game before actually Deadpool the movies came out. And uh so that was really cool to do. That was like my first big video game, Deadpool. And then I I snuck into like Ages of Empires, just additional music and things like that.

SPEAKER_03

No way, that's that's so awesome. Yeah, we haven't had we haven't talked to a game. So you wrote songs and they just kind of took it and adapted it. You haven't written a song necessarily straight for a game.

SPEAKER_00

No, straight for a game for Deadpool for sure. Okay. Uh Watchdogs, they took my music and just put it in there. But the Deadpool stuff was all original compositions for that.

SPEAKER_03

Did you have to write variants for these songs depending on like the game tempo or anything like that? Nope.

SPEAKER_00

Just no, they said go wild. With Deadpool, it's so uh it was so dynamic and weird anyway that they were just like, just give us what you got and we'll work around it. And that was awesome.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So yeah, they just gave me the gave me the prompts and I just did it.

SPEAKER_03

Sweet. Was it just uh you doing your own music, or did you have like some musicians come in and like add a little bit here and there? Or were you like the supervisor or whatever?

SPEAKER_02

Or he's like Tom Schultz and he just played all the music, all the instruments himself.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So I did I did all the music in the in the very beginning, and so I sent all the tracks and the the compositions out to the who did it, High Noon? High Noon was in charge, and then a dude from High Noon took it, and then if he wanted to add tracks on top of it, he sure could. And he did. Like changed up the drums and stuff, because I come from like a rock and roll background, right? And if you listen to the those soundtracks, you'll hear me playing guitar and stuff. Uh, but the drums are like more early millennial techno, a lot of them. Like Jason Statham would love it over there.

SPEAKER_02

Um he drives in a black Jaguar and he's just going bumping his head back and forth, jiggling some news change.

SPEAKER_03

I dig it. I dig it. Yeah. I just like music for games. I I I understand because from the entertainment aspect, I come from like the writing background. So like uh having to write basically like six different uh through lines for a scene, you know, depending on what the character, the player character decides to do. I wonder like if it's similar for music, and I I've always wanted to have that conversation with somebody.

SPEAKER_00

So yeah, and I I think you're absolutely right. It is, it's adaptive uh to what the player chooses and stuff. But with that game, there wasn't a ton of like options. It was like linear. You have to go beat this boss. Yeah, it's very linear. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Cool. Yep. Is there any video game series that you're a fan of that you would like to write music for?

SPEAKER_00

Uh I got mad at Call of Duty. I love Call of Duty. I got mad at them the last couple years because I thought the music was like I wasn't I wasn't like overwhelmed by it. I know the dude who does it does a great job, but like I really want to step in and shake that thing up. Call of Duty, I love, and they deserve a new sound.

SPEAKER_03

They deserve a better game. I'll do a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_02

We've talked at length about Call of Duty. Don't get it started. Don't get us started, man. How many COD fans do we get? That's true.

unknown

Can I pitch?

SPEAKER_00

Can I pitch one thing? Uh, do you guys remember when Battle Royale like first came out and it was like 2017 or 2016, something like that, and you had to own the disc to play it? Yeah?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Versus just online crap. Yeah. That was so good. Like it was just like you had that one place, you just tried to survive. You would just hide in the bathroom if you were like me. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01

Um Bush was like me.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. That was that was amazing. And then when they put it online for everybody for free, I was like, this sucks.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It slowly went downhill. That first first year of Warzone. That's where we peaked. So it was it was it was a hell of a time to be alive.

SPEAKER_00

It was. It was a great time, boys. We had a nice run.

SPEAKER_03

Have you played Doom?

SPEAKER_00

Uh yeah, I used to play uh Doom on the computer, not lately, but IDD QD, ADKFA, all the all the key codes for the computer. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

The the Doom soundtrack. Yes. Like 2016 Doom or something like that. I think it's uh a force to contend with. I can't remember the composer. Yeah, the composer, I can't remember his name, but he's like legendary for video game proposing composers. And he's uh incorporated chainsaw words into the guitar riffs. So it just sounds as metal as it can be. It's pretty epic. I love it.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I think that's fantastic. I'm gonna have to go back and listen to it. I love it.

SPEAKER_03

Play the game. It really enhances the experience. I highly remember that.

SPEAKER_00

Well, that's the same with it's the same with movies. Like if you if the soundtrack is bumping and you're having a good time, it's great. Like Interstellar is fantastic because of that. Friday Night Lights, you remember? It was crazy. Even if we go back to varsity blues, you boys remember when Food Fighters came in on that. Yep. Yep. I'm getting goosebumps thinking about it. This just got a boner.

SPEAKER_03

I give it a chance, yeah. Yeah. Man, uh uh Han Zimmer, he's probably like the best composer I could think of right now. Howard Short.

SPEAKER_00

And and he knows what he wants. It's like simplistic, but it's not. It's so easy to follow and great. So good.

SPEAKER_01

Well, in any game or movie or show, when the music can either make you feel something, get your heart racing, because you're like excited, that that's good music.

SPEAKER_03

Well, so someone explained to me that uh music composition for films shouldn't be uh like a jingle. I I like John Williams, but his his his music is essentially a character to the films. You know what I mean? They're so pronounced. Yeah. Hans Zimmer, you don't realize that you're listening to music when the intensity of movies are happening, uh-huh and it just amplifies.

SPEAKER_00

So exactly. It makes or breaks it. And Hans is different than yeah, than John Williams. John Williams is a spectacle. That dude just puts up like Disney style music, you know, and you're like, you get punked because it's Jurassic Park and whatever. But yeah, Hans sneaks it in and it goes on for a while, and the the tempo raises just a little bit per second are uh wild stuff.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, yeah, but John Williams is like, you're gonna remember this for the rest of your life. It won't get out of your head. Like every time you see a beach in your head, you're gonna hear, dunno. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I still make words to the Jurassic Park theme song in my head.

SPEAKER_00

What do you what do you say? I stole Chris Pratt. What do you say?

SPEAKER_03

I'm a dinosaur, run away, or I'll eat you.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, mine is dinosaurs are real dinosaurs.

SPEAKER_03

I'm a dinosaur. I'm a dinosaur. Run away or I'll eat you.

SPEAKER_02

Oh have you seen the uh the John Williams where they do uh duel the fates? No. Where they they they dub in like the most bizarre lyrics.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, like uh like avocado toast. It's just just shouting random stuff like that that chant and everything.

SPEAKER_02

It's just like the funniest thing I've ever seen. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

No. I love it. Well, cool. Uh man, uh you get you got such a wide berth of you know of topics that we could discuss and we're condensed on time.

SPEAKER_01

I was gonna say, you can say you started are you've done music for video games, you're doing a movie now, you've done writing stuff for different things. How did you start with all this? Like what kind of thing? I started with music.

SPEAKER_00

Okay, yeah. Yeah. So uh it's Phil Collins' fault. Let's be real. Like, I grew up in a musical household. Mom played piano. My uncle allegedly went to Berkeley School of Music to play bass.

SPEAKER_04

Allegedly.

SPEAKER_00

Allegedly. I I've seen the man, I've seen the man play bass. I love him, but he's no. I think he went to Berkeley in California or something like that, confused it. Okay.

SPEAKER_03

Still haven't seen a transcript.

SPEAKER_00

I was I was surrounded by you know music my whole life, and I grew up listening to the Beach Boys in Motown and stuff. And uh when I went and saw Phil Collins in fourth grade at the rounds in in in Illinois, I grew up in Illinois in Champaign, Urbana.

SPEAKER_03

Hey, and a family from there. So that's cool. Yeah, a lot of corn.

SPEAKER_00

I grew up in the corn. My new album's called Don't Die in Illinois, by the way. We'll get to that.

SPEAKER_04

That's a great name.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's a it's a pretty ripping album. But I saw the I saw the round in fourth grade of him just killing it, and I was like, holy crap, that's what I want to do. And I got into I got into like soundtracks right then, like Batman Forever and everything. And oh, it's just it was so good. And so I just started playing, uh, I got into the percussion, you know, in the the school band, like fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth grade. And uh I started playing drums, like drum set then, and then uh I taught myself how to play guitar, and then my brother's like, you want to play in my band? And so I started playing with him and his high school buddies, and then they're like, Did you know you could sing? I'm like, I didn't know I could sing. Turns out I can sing. So we started, I so it just kind of built from there, and I started playing in bands and moved out to LA to chase down the dream. And while I was out here, it was like, Well, I can't play music all the time, we can't tour all the time. Maybe I should do some commercials, I'll I'll try. So I started putting myself out to auditions, and that was back in the day like when you went into auditions, like you had to drive there and sit in a room. And uh the well, but for me, I've got that weird it charisma thing where it's like we don't know what you have, but we're gonna hire you. So, like when I went into the room, it was 50-50. If I was gonna if I got in the room with the casting director uh from like 2012 to like 2020, I was getting the job 50% of the time, which is insane stats.

SPEAKER_02

I did so many commercials. It works every time.

SPEAKER_00

Right. And now, and then when the pandemic hit, we we were doing video things, and now it's like I never get hired. It's like one out of every thousand auditions now for a commercial. Do you have like a troop of that's how it started?

SPEAKER_03

Do you have like a troop of friends that you work with, you know, projects with? Nope. You you no friends.

SPEAKER_00

No, I there's certain there's there's two or three guys that I really like out here, but we never work together because either they're bad luck and they're just my buddies, or they're just not quite like like there, you know, skill-wise, which is sad, but they're my buddies. I know exactly what you're talking about. So do I. They'll be at my premiere. They're great people, but they're just they're just not firing on all cylinders, you know? And uh, so I I wish I had a troop of dudes that I could lean on.

SPEAKER_02

I don't I wish I did too.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Your buddies there. But the director and I are close. Carl Jackson Studios, him and I are uh we talk every day. We're super close. So we got this project, which is cool.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So did did you ask all like the uh you know we just started when you got it? The money questions. All right, I'm like, let me ask all the producer stuff for your for your project.

SPEAKER_01

He likes to be the whole t the technical nerd about it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I always ask the boring questions. We'll ask the fun ones later. You are a producer of this project. Yeah, so you're great question. So when you came in, um you had a budget in mind. Where is it from where you started to where it is now? Is it better or worse?

SPEAKER_00

It's uh it's actually better. So what we did, what was different was so I pitched the movie to Carl Jackson Studios because they hired me to do like a small acting part in another movie. And I was just talking to him and we became friends, and I pitched the movie, and I said, This is not gonna be expensive to make, it's not gonna break the bank, it's viral because it mentions Ryan Reynolds so many times, so especially the marketing. Um, we can do this in like uh probably two weeks' shoot. And that was like, and uh like within a minute, he's like, Let's do it. And so he got the money together. We did it uh in like two weeks, and we shot it way under budget because we're running around LA, everything's local. All the actors are pretty new, they're pretty new actors, so we weren't breaking the bank with that. I wasn't getting paid because I wrote it and I own 50% of the movie now. I wrote it, I acted it, I composed, so I said, don't pay me, just let me keep 50%, which nobody gets. And I know all my all my money's on the back end, which is great, which I'm totally cool with because all my music is gonna be getting royalties too. So we came in way under budget, so we took everything and put it to marketing. So that's why we have all these amazing commercials coming out uh next week before the movies start, like that whole week leading up. It's just like Dallas, Texas, Los Angeles, New York. They're just gonna be, you know, millions of impressions. So we did a good job on that.

SPEAKER_03

What's your uh what's your avenue through for the for these commercials? Is it like Instagram? Is it you know YouTube?

SPEAKER_00

Oh, television. So actually straight up TV like Hulu, Netflix, uh ABC, NBC, CBS, it's all the stations. Like he sent me the list, like this is all Carl Jackson stuff. But um, yeah, so like if you're sitting there watching Netflix or whatever and you're in LA and you you have advertisements, you don't pay for the good one, like me, you're gonna see all of us. So you'll see it.

SPEAKER_03

So you guys put some some big money into it. That's that's awesome.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna edit as IMDB and at the end I'm just gonna write shrewd businessman.

SPEAKER_00

Seriously, it's oh the and that's where it's at because in the filming process nowadays, there's so many wasted dollars on set nowadays, especially like you can use AI to fill out some things that you need help with and whatever. You can you can spend most of your money on marketing if you're smart about it. And that we we were super shrewd, and me not taking money up front was the big thing.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah, I'm sure. Uh and you said that Jackson guy was your m marketing dude on top of an executive as well.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's his studio, so he's in charge. He he has a team under him, and I've never met any of them, but I've talked to them by email. But yeah, it's just he's got a team, apparently, he's killing it.

SPEAKER_03

And it's uh gonna distribute where?

SPEAKER_00

Uh what do you mean?

SPEAKER_03

So it's in theaters.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. So we're starting theaters. Uh three cities to start with right now. We've got LA, New York, and Dallas. Uh we're doing the premiere in Los Angeles. And if it goes well over the first like weekends, first probably four or five days, uh, all of the theaters have it. Um I don't know if you guys know how the distribution works. So all the theaters have it. All of them have signed on. Like there's like 2,000 theaters that are like, let's do it. But we won't do it because we can't officially market in those um, what do you call them? Those areas efficiently with the money.

SPEAKER_04

Okay.

SPEAKER_00

So we don't want to lie to them and be like, yo, we're gonna, yeah, yeah, we marketed in Tuscaloosa. Right. Yeah, we marketed in uh Athens, Georgia. No, we didn't. No, we did not. So we're not gonna lie about that. So yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I appreciate that. But if it if it does decent in those first five days, uh will the distribution they'll kick it up. Okay.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. And and this is one of those, it's an indie film, so it's not like Star Wars comes out with us May 22nd, everybody knows and has to kill. We can we can leak this out for like a year. Yeah. Because it it's just it's like a Napoleon dynamite thing. It's just gonna hopefully just keep going.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. And Napoleon Dynamite's a great example of that.

SPEAKER_00

Um it's a really close example of what we did.

SPEAKER_03

Sweet. Well, I mean, do you have streaming rights uh for it already?

SPEAKER_00

You no, no, there's a bidding war, and we made sure of that. So we have places that want it right now, but hopefully it does well in the theater so that at the end of it we can be like, well, well, well.

SPEAKER_02

Your original offer was this here's the counter. Because as you can see from these returns, we're no slouches. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Exactly. So that's the that's the goal. So I I think it's kind of cool, you know. Everybody has been asking, they're like, Well, how did you write it? How'd you act in it and compose it? And have your fingers in it like a producer. It's like, well, it was my baby. I've been I this is it wasn't weird for me to do all that. I I I wanted to, and I'll probably never get to do it again. So it's awesome.

SPEAKER_03

What's the shoot style? Is it like a moumentary?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, okay. Absolutely. Um the obviously we don't know that the camera's there. It's not that kind of mockumentary, but it's uh it is the single camera. Shoot as much as you can from all angles. I hate that. I I wanna next movie I do, I'm gonna have two or three cameras running at all times.

SPEAKER_03

Is it expensive?

SPEAKER_00

You know, it is so cheap.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you get so many cameras, you gotta do the data wrangling and the syncing and all this other mess. It gets it gets a little out of control, but I mean, I get it.

SPEAKER_00

It is. Yep, you're right. But from uh from this point of view, I'm like, just we need more cameras.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. More on me, please.

SPEAKER_00

Right. Great questions, guys. Great questions, by the way.

SPEAKER_03

Well, thank you. You're you're not just saying that, are you?

SPEAKER_00

No, no, no. I mean, I I'm pretty I'm pretty used to the junket where it's just like, you know, I get the same questions over and over. You guys are hitting a lot of great stuff.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I only ask what I want to know. Ask you some questions. Yeah, I had another production question. Um oh, yeah, locations. Okay. So uh you said you ran around rampant throughout LA and stuff. Uh how was your release, your location release method? Was it official? Can we say that? No, those are the best dudes.

SPEAKER_02

Stealing shit.

SPEAKER_03

Yes.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know what you're talking about, Hagel. Every time they got done, he just popped his collar, put on some sunglasses, and we were filming a movie and then ran away.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. No, there are some spots where, of course, you have to get uh permits and things like that. We took care of our due diligence, but obviously, some people are gonna pop up in the movie that we didn't, you know, they're not gonna know they're in a movie, they'll probably never see it. But it's gonna be funny if they do and they'll be like, hey.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, French Connect the hell out of this.

SPEAKER_00

They should know, you know, the spots where we were at, like, we got to shoot on Hollywood Boulevard, we got to shoot all over the San Fernando Valley and stuff. So if you pop into the movie, uh, congratulations.

SPEAKER_03

Sweet. Well, and then demand some money.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. Good luck finding me. Ha ha!

SPEAKER_02

I'm not even real.

SPEAKER_03

I think the earnestness behind productions that are like that, like, ooh, we're not supposed to be here, that kind of like ups the uh the you know the level of energy and makes things a little bit more exciting and efficient. So because I've been on sets that are like that. Like let's wrap it up, guys. Let's go.

SPEAKER_01

Let's do this fast. Let's go before anybody official shows up.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Well, LA LA's having a tough time right now with permits and everything, trying to get people to get permits because it starts at$900. So imagine imagine just shooting a music video legally uh in LA and you're on your own and be like, yeah, it starts at$900 per location. Uh and if you block out the street or the sidewalk, it's like we have to have cops come. So it's wild stuff. Like, I paid for permits before. I shot a sitcom pilot last year, and that was that was insane. Um, the cops were super cool, but like the permit people were it was tough. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_02

So LA's a nightmare. So just to I guess I'm sure people are probably listening, it's like permits, it's like you know,$900 for the permit. It's like, what does the permit get you? Like, how much time do you get to film at a location?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, so technically you get a you get like four four days, I think. I think they give you four days to do it. Um, and you have to be very exact on what times you're gonna be filming, uh, and just to notify like the police and stuff, which which is basically all security stuff, I guess. It seems like a racket to me, but thankfully I do believe the current administration trying to cut down or get rid of if you have like less than 30 people on the set. Yeah, I think they're trying to help us out, which is cool.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, but um Atlanta has uh really good like grants and gigs for uh like micro budget productions and stuff, you know. Um in fact, like we we looked at one for a thing that me and Mitch were uh looking into to to shoot, and like we were gonna close down a uh a road, and I think it was what 350 bucks for like the whole day. Yeah, and it was exactly what we needed.

SPEAKER_01

I mean, that's all we needed was for a day, but but it was gonna be like a four-lane highway.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. So cops involved in everything.

SPEAKER_00

That's a pretty good deal. You shut it down, 350. That's not bad at all.

SPEAKER_03

And uh, you know, uh like they'll you get tax breaks and all sorts of cool stuff in Georgia. So and then now yeah, they they're down to like city tax breaks on top of the state tax breaks. So wow, yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Well, it's it I mean it's still booming. You know, you hear all this stuff with AI and everybody's losing their jobs and whatnot, but it's it's still moving, you know. Atlanta's still a very uh good place to shoot.

SPEAKER_03

It is. I I think the uh the industry in Georgia's kind of dwindled a little bit. I don't think it bounced back as well as other places have after COVID.

SPEAKER_01

Well, I know they're filming Man of Tomorrow right around kind of close to where I live. Oh yeah, they're filming something for it. That's cool.

SPEAKER_02

I don't know what, but uh I have a serious question. Along with Tolkien. Okay. And my headset just died. All right, we'll take it off. So I can't hear anyway. You can hear him on the phone. I believe in you.

unknown

No, you can't.

SPEAKER_00

That's a fancy headset that you gotta charge.

SPEAKER_02

Turtle Beaches from forever ago. Yeah. Old school Xbox. My question is can you explain to us your passion for bingo?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, yeah. Okay, so it all started in 2019. I auditioned for this bingo game called Live Play Bingo, where I just sent in my tape, right? Not thinking I would get anything, but I've always I've heard they're like, You could you could be a good host someday. I think it's because I'm six foot two and I have all my teeth and I I talk different way.

SPEAKER_03

Most of the requirements. Yes.

SPEAKER_00

Right. So this this thing comes up and I don't hear anything for a little while, and then the pandemic hit, and uh, I can't tour anymore. Uh, there's no acting gigs out here. Everything is kind of shut down. I think I did like a gene modeling thing once or like seven genes during the during that time. That was it. And um, they called and they said, We'd love you to come in. And it was February, like right after the Super Bowl or something like that. Um, come into the studio, we're gonna audition people, and every everybody's kind of nervous because, you know, COVID. So I go into this room, this huge room to audition it, and there's like super good hosts there, like really good hosts. And I'm like, oh, there's no way I'll get this because I don't know what I'm doing. So I get in there and I'm like, all right, B7, we're in heaven. Okay, uh this is for cute. All right, we're gonna. And so I did a really bad job. But the CEO and the C C O O at the time were sitting there and they're watching me do this, and then I'm like, oh, cool guitar, whose guitar is that? Because you know, it's me. I'm yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And um, it was literally this guitar, it was like a baby tailor. And he's like, Oh, the CEO is like, it's a baby taylor. Do you play? And I was like, Do I? So I think they hired me because they said they're like, You're not a host, we'll make you a host. You've got something. See, I was in the room again. And right, and and they just wanted to find cool people to hang out with. So they hired seven people that were like official hosts that have been doing it, and this guy. Now, fast forward six years later, live play bingo's huge. I I host every single day, like you guys can see over here, um, because this is in video. See that huge screen over in my corner there?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

So I host from my house now. I used to go into the studio uh every day and host like drive from my house. It was crazy.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

But um, now I host from my my studio in the mornings from seven to nine to every morning, and arguably I'm their biggest host, and I'm the last one standing from the original group, which is crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Well, what's your trick to make bingo exciting? Because my experience is Christmas bingo, and uh yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a it's it's a those old women get really, really angry.

SPEAKER_00

It's the demographic is different than you think. So it's like Gen Z all the way to the greatest generation talking about you know World War II. So it's it's wild. Uh the the gap is huge. So there's a chat room inside of it, so people can talk to me while I'm live hosting the game. Okay. So we're we're just interacting the whole time. I have a bingo gang called the Ocean Mafia, the biggest, baddest bingo gang on the planet. So I was like the Johnny Cash of Bingo. And I have all these, I have all these nair duels and ruffians and people that like uh I've been in prison and they just play bingo with me. So I've got like the rough group.

SPEAKER_03

And uh watch out for the bingo crowd.

SPEAKER_00

And they're they're addicts, which is a good thing. You can be addicted to good things, and this is a social game. So I host it every day, live play bingo. Uh if you tell your your spouses about it, they will get addicted. It's a free game. Okay, but it's it's there's a lot of bells and whistles, they're really good at it. They come from like slot machine, um, like casino stuff. They're good at it. So when you play it, you're gonna want to stay.

SPEAKER_03

Okay. I like what do you get if you win? What if I'm bingo?

SPEAKER_00

So uh it's like a video game. So you keep leveling up, obviously. So you get the dopamine history, like, oh cool, I leveled up. You get like new avatars, you get like new typing fonts, things of that nature. But we it's a free game. So we give out Amazon gift cards every hour to like random player. That's it. And sometimes we'll do like sweepstakes, give away sweepstakes, giveaways and stuff. But with the rule changes, um, now we have like a real casino bingo and real casino slot machine. Like we have all sorts of stuff, but like I'm I'm OG. I still host free bingo um every day. So it's been awful.

SPEAKER_03

That's great. What is what are you what do you host it on? Is it what's the thing called in the platform?

SPEAKER_00

So it's an app. So live play bingo is on your phone, it's on your tablet, it's on Android, Apple. So people just play on their phones typically, but they can play on their iPad or whatever.

SPEAKER_03

Man, what a I wasn't expecting bingo to come out in this conversation. So what else do you do?

SPEAKER_00

But it's not it's a huge part of my life. No, that was and people are always like, oh man, you do so many things. It's like, well, they're all interconnected, it's all entertainment, it's all based off of my cool factor with music, and then they're like, Oh, cool, so you can act because you pretend to, you know, sing and play. I was like, well, it's not pretending, but yeah, yeah, yeah, pretty much. I just tell stories. That's it.

SPEAKER_03

I think good actors are just people that are not afraid to embarrass themselves, you know. You got you gotta emote, yeah. Yeah, I'm not that guy. I would totally fall flat. You should see some of our early live uh recordings. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

We were all bad. We were all bad. Yeah. We're all bad when we start, and we think we're not. We're we're doing okay. No, we we were all trash at one point.

SPEAKER_03

Okay, it was terrible. Yeah, yeah, we were pretty bad. You know.

SPEAKER_01

Over five and a half, six years, we've gotten better.

SPEAKER_03

We have. We've stuck through this. I don't know why, but we have.

SPEAKER_01

We figured out it's okay to make fun of each other while we're recording.

SPEAKER_02

A lot of people told us just quit. And we didn't listen. We got stubborn.

SPEAKER_03

We didn't listen.

SPEAKER_00

Just give it up. I was playing, I I see the the Power Rangers in the background there.

SPEAKER_03

Here we go.

SPEAKER_00

The people at home, um, the people at home can't see this, but there are some Power Rangers up in the background. And uh my only connection to that is obviously I watched it when I was a kid, but um, I met Zach, the the Black Helmet Power Ranger, at one of my shows once. He came and watched me play, and uh I came off stage and there he was. There was Zach, uh the Power Ranger. I was like, holy smokes, what's up, dog?

SPEAKER_02

Which is like you're the you're the original Black Ranger.

SPEAKER_03

Which which Zach is the original one? Yeah, okay from Mighty Morphin. I don't know that enough.

SPEAKER_02

He's not cool. He doesn't care about Power Rangers, he had a horrible childhood. I did. He was forced to read and go outside. Me and Mitch got to sit inside, watch Power Rangers and Batman. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yep, Capri Sons and Hostess. That's right. I did have some Capri Sons.

SPEAKER_02

But did you ever have any Sunny D?

SPEAKER_03

No, that was more expensive than Capri Sons was.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but it was a lot more sugar, too.

SPEAKER_00

Did you guys do the Florida edition or the California edition Sunny D?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, I don't know. I didn't know there were additions. I think mine was a floor.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't have Sunny D. I had Tang. Oh, yeah, Tang. You know what?

SPEAKER_02

Astronauts had it, and they had a great commercial with those orangutas. They sure did.

SPEAKER_00

I think a tang. That's right.

SPEAKER_02

I don't remember the differences of Sunny D. Like we had it in New York.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't I didn't even know there was.

SPEAKER_02

It came in like the interestingly shaped bottle, and every now and then there'd be the commercial, and the Sunny D had on sunglasses and did something cool.

SPEAKER_03

I remember kids had the lunchables and they had all the cool stuff, and I had like a whatever wet food was in my paper bag. Yeah, the peanut butter sandwich and crushed chips.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, but I have a meet.

SPEAKER_02

From Illinois, I believe it.

SPEAKER_00

He was a lunchables guy.

SPEAKER_01

I had the school lunch, whatever we paid for.

SPEAKER_02

That's true.

SPEAKER_00

When the hot lunch came up, I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I can buy lunch?

SPEAKER_02

He probably had like an inn with the lunch ladies, and he's like, Yeah, can I get that toasted? I did.

SPEAKER_03

Everybody bullied me. Even the lunch ladies bullied me. I was lucky just to walk out with mine.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I was so they bullied you. They were into me, buddy. We had I had a great, I had a great you gotta be nice to the lunch ladies, and then you get free stuff.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. I I I was never nice my whole life. Yeah, Hayden's always making fun of people. Yeah, he just can't help himself.

SPEAKER_00

Dang it.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. This is more successful, Hayden. What? Being him? Yeah. All right. I guess I gotta learn an instrument.

SPEAKER_01

We don't believe you.

SPEAKER_03

I don't have time. He just had the talent.

SPEAKER_02

It's just like, yeah, I did band and I taught myself guitar. It's like man.

SPEAKER_00

I didn't say I was any good at it, but I thought myself out of here.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. Maybe uh we'll we'll uh see if you can take a stab at our uh our intro to our podcast.

SPEAKER_01

Yeah, I have a cousin that works, he works at Nashville, and he said he was gonna do one. He did a couple, but none of them quite worked with our tempo and stuff.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. What um what kind of music do you guys like for your podcast?

SPEAKER_03

Well, it sounds a little something like this. Can you hear me? Can you hear that?

unknown

Yep.

SPEAKER_02

They forgot to take the shows off.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, now it went away.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it did.

SPEAKER_00

That's weird. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I got you. Okay. Alright, alright, all right.

SPEAKER_02

And the reason we liked it was it was free. Yeah.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Honestly, that's a comp I I think me, or it was it you, Mitch. We mixed a whole bunch of different play tracks for different stuff together. Made it work. Yeah. And then we compromised.

SPEAKER_00

I got you. Um, I I've only done one podcast um theme song, and it was uh I made it sound like King of the Hill. Oh yeah? Oh, that's awesome. I love King of the Hill.

SPEAKER_03

That is great.

SPEAKER_00

It was dope. It was a it was a dope song. I was like, well, this is pretty good.

SPEAKER_02

I really thought it was just somebody going, damn it, Bobby quit listening to my podcast. What's the podcast?

SPEAKER_00

Uh I think it was called Southern Draw. I think that's what it's called. That makes sense.

SPEAKER_03

That does try. Yeah. That's that trays out. That's Mitch's other podcast.

SPEAKER_00

I think I I think yeah, it was this guitar. It was the uh the white, the white and the black stripey one that that was it was that guitar I played on. I remember that. That was cool.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. That's awesome. Man, you you really do have fingers in every pot.

SPEAKER_00

So no, just entertainment. It's also all storytelling, it's all connected.

SPEAKER_03

Uh it's still a lot more than I can do. So good for you. You should start a podcast. You know what? Yeah, no, have you done that? Just take that from us, also.

SPEAKER_00

No, I I'll I'll just say I'll do TikTok live or something and do battles against people and make quarters.

SPEAKER_03

Uh battle like what? What?

SPEAKER_00

So on TikTok, I just learned this today. I've seen it, but on TikTok, if you go live, you can battle people, meaning it's the side screen by side screen, and people vote for who they like better. And that's it. And then you win all the like little gifts people send you, and you can make money that way. I was like, there's no sticking way. And then I looked it up, and yeah, there's some there's some people who just battle for money. That's it.

SPEAKER_03

But what do you what do you compete with? Like your looks?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, seriously. It's just like if there's like a really good-looking dude or a girl or a good-looking girl next to some guy sitting in the dark being creepy, yeah, the uh the girl's gonna win. So absolutely, it's just uh it's like a popular company.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, huh. As the guy, that tracks. That tracks.

SPEAKER_03

Well, I don't think we have a shot in that.

SPEAKER_01

No, considering neither one of you have TikTok. I I run our TikTok account and I don't ever show a black face.

SPEAKER_03

Let's be real, we'd lose to Hobart. Are you are you pretty adaptive to all the social mediums that are out there?

SPEAKER_00

No, so I cut it down a lot. So I use Instagram every day, as you guys know. Like, that's the big one. The Instagram, I have TikTok for the live feature because the live brings in just the everybody. Yeah, like everybody all around the planet can see. So TikTok's good for that. Uh, I have a Patreon, which I like have people subscribe to if they want like songs before they drop. Nice. Uh, and YouTube. Uh, of course, YouTube just because it's everywhere. But I'd say Instagram is my big thing. I stayed away from Facebook because it's just like people can get a hold of you too easily.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I I appreciate Instagram. I I I know it's an algorithm that pushes you to like other things that you weren't necessarily getting on the app for, but it feels so natural and it is a great time suck, you know.

SPEAKER_01

So that's what we're we've got X, Instagram, TikTok, um, what's the other one? Uh we've got YouTube. Mostly though, I use Instagram because it can share it to Facebook and threads, and then I use TikTok. So Instagram and TikTok are the ones I use the most just because they're the most interactive.

SPEAKER_02

I run the MySpace account, it's not doing well. He also runs our Patreon account. You can get that while that's doing it. Yeah, Patreon wallet's got mods flying out of it.

SPEAKER_00

I noticed uh I noticed that was not in your top eight on the MySpace this morning.

SPEAKER_03

So Oh, I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_02

Once again, Tom drops the ball. Tom, Facebook.

SPEAKER_03

Let me get on it.

SPEAKER_02

I'm already your friend. I'm supposed to be your friend.

SPEAKER_03

Wow. So, okay, this movie that's obviously gonna take up a lot of your time for the foreseeable. Uh, what's in the uh the the what's the down the long road for you?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Um, so what do we got here? So live play bingo continues. There's nothing new with that for me, so I'll just keep doing that because that's kind of like I don't want to call it my job, but that's kind of like the steady thing of my life where like I just go back to that, I do it every morning, and then I get to go do everything else, which is a lot more fun, I would say. Um, so the bingo's not gonna stop. I do have another movie coming, uh, we're gonna be filming this summer. Um, I won't talk about it because I'm trying to get into I Am Ryan, you know, everybody to watch that, but I do have it all planned out and self-funded and ready to go. So we'll be doing that. Uh other other than that, not much, buddy. Just recording music and uh pretending I know what I'm doing.

SPEAKER_03

Man, he's doing a good job. You still got a plan. You still got still got things figured out. So yeah. We've we've talked to some people who are like, yeah, this uh we shot this, you know, B-roll uh thing under an overpass, and uh this is the best thing that I've ever done in my life, and I have no plan beyond this. And we're like, all right, well, that's great.

SPEAKER_02

We're hoping this takes me to the Oscars.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no, I have I have no uh I have no hopes of any awards for this movie or anything. It's just fun. It was just it was a fun thing to do, and I want people to laugh. And I hope they enjoy the soundtrack because that was the hardest thing to do with composing for this film. Was like, I came at it with oh, I can do rock and roll, oh, I can do like electronic music, I can have fun with it, right? Yeah, just happy top comedy. I ended up on marching band Bossa Nova. I kid you not. Okay, the theme of the movie is like, you know, like it's it's easy and weird and fun and awkward, kind of like the office and spinal tap at parts. Uh, but it's what worked the best was Bossa Nova, and then I couldn't stand it. I needed some like heavy drums in there. So I put in I put in like a like an HBCU marching band kind of feel to it. So you're gonna you're gonna feel something. It's fun.

SPEAKER_03

Did uh did you start writing the music during production, before production, or wait till after?

SPEAKER_00

I'm I'm an idiot because I did it before, during, and after, and I have so many songs I didn't use and everything. There's uh all the composers out there, all the new composers, guys. Um first get ready for uh the craziest couple months of your life. Two, don't do it until it's done. Yeah, don't do it until you get the edit. When you get the edit, that's when you start. Don't even worry about it. Just holy smokes, I'm an idiot. I wasted so much time.

SPEAKER_03

Did was it first cut or final cut when you started doing it?

SPEAKER_00

The first cut is when I s uh like the first good cut because I got it in all sorts of weird, you know, this doesn't go here, this doesn't go here. Like it was the editor's choice. And I'm like, well no no no, play it's gonna go there. And so I had to change it. Yeah. Uh with Coral. But um yeah, once you start getting the edits, that's when it started.

SPEAKER_03

What uh what software do you use to compose and put it all together?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah. Yep. So I am an Apple fellow myself. I use Logic Pro X. I came from the Pro Tools world, which is great for editing, they always told me. But Logic is so much easier for me. I love Logic. Um in my studio I run it through like an Apogee duet, that's the interface, and then I I have like every Waves plug-in on the planet now.

SPEAKER_04

Man.

SPEAKER_00

So those are that's the like the big stuff. And uh if I'm recording vocals or whatever, it's all no uh Neumann at this part. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I I I've little experience with sound design, and it's it always just gets so far beyond me. All the the noiser filters and the stuff like that. Oh, there you go. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00

If for everybody at home can't see it, it's an Akai professional, it's like an MTK25. Yeah, yeah. It's an old school like MIDI keyboard, and everything you've ever heard of mine went through that at some point.

SPEAKER_03

That's awesome.

SPEAKER_02

I love how whatever he's gonna talk about, he has the property. He does. He's like, let me just. It's just like it's immediately like is there like a team of people beyond the camera? He's got hair moose he just pulled out, he's just restyling, he's just like, hang on. This guy's baking.

SPEAKER_00

I got a rubber here somewhere. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

There's just a team of people you can't see, and they're just like, what do we need to grab? What do we need to grab?

SPEAKER_00

Handing them things. Oh my handlers, yeah. And that's another thing in my whole career. It's been it's nice now. I'm handing the reins off to people because you know, like I've never had like a uh like a PR person before. I've never had uh other producers helping me, marketing stuff. It's always just been kind of me just floating around, no agents, anything like that. And uh it's it's been nice to get some help finally.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I bet. I wish we could get some help. It would be nice. Yeah, it sure would. I know. Shut up. But sadly, we will just continue on as we are as a trio until we make it big, hopefully one day, like Hobart did. That's right.

SPEAKER_00

There you go. There you go. Just keep plugging away, baby. Somebody, somebody will find you.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, we're just along for the ride and having fun with it.

SPEAKER_02

At this point, we think people are actively avoiding us.

SPEAKER_00

There it is. There's the price, it's the algorithm, the meta. They got you.

SPEAKER_03

Well, hey, maybe you'll help us out a little bit. Maybe yeah, we'll see.

SPEAKER_00

Hey, if the movie blows up, this will be a really fun conversation for people to listen to. Like, what's going on?

SPEAKER_03

We got it on the ground. That's right. We got it before it even came out. That's right.

SPEAKER_00

That's right. You dug you dug me up. Big sushi vampire. You dug me up.

SPEAKER_02

We had to hunt him down and drag him onto our show. But I think we don't want to take up too much more of your time, so we're gonna end it off here. Hobart, thank you very much for being on our pokey little show and giving us a peek into your life and career. It's been a very enjoyable conversation. We hope we get to have you back on when you make it big and t topple Ryan Reynolds. That's right. And become ultimate Brian Reynolds.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, interesting dude. Uh, I really enjoyed the conversation, and we always like to try and keep it tabs on our uh guests, you know, just to see where they are, especially after a big project. So maybe after your movie comes out and we've all seen it, we can talk about spoilers and things like that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, I'll come back and tell you how the premiere went. I'll be like, it was awful.

SPEAKER_03

Everybody, this movie's terrible. Socks, kid. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_00

Don't do this. Make the music. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Hobart, is there anything you want to plug before we sign off?

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, hey guys, uh, thank you everybody for listening. Thank you to Entertain This for having me on. It was a really pleasant conversation. Uh, go follow me at BigSushiVampire because I'm big. I love sushi, and I devour it like a vampire. So big sushi vampire to keep up with my shenanigans. And yeah, we'll do it again after the movie comes out. But you're not actually a vampire, are you?

SPEAKER_02

Or is he?

SPEAKER_00

I was born in 1859. I'm 167 years old.

SPEAKER_02

You wear it so well. He comes up with that so quick. He had the year and the exact age to match.

SPEAKER_00

I I got I got something. I don't know. I got that brain, I guess.

SPEAKER_02

Well, you just there was just a guy holding it up on a whiteboard.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, it's over there. Hey, Jerry, thanks.

SPEAKER_03

All right, man. Thanks so much. We'll keep in touch, okay?

SPEAKER_00

All right. Thank you guys. I'll see you later. Thank you.

SPEAKER_03

See you, Hobart.

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