Epiode 19- The ValociPastor

This is the tried and true tale of a priest that is possessed by the spirit of an ancient dinosaur, falls in love with a street-smart prostitute, and is being hunted by a ninja-clan. I know...you have seen this plot a million times. This week, Ash and I discuss this cinematic masterpiece. ValociPastor will have you laughing, while asking yourself WTF? So sit back, grab your priest costume from Party City and enjoy.

The VelociPastor is a 2017 American comedy horror action film written and directed by Brendan Steere. Steere first thought of the idea in 2010. After screening at the B-Movie, Underground, and Trash (BUT) Film Festival on August 31, 2018, the film was released in the United States on August 13, 2019 by Wild Eye Releasing. 

After losing his parents, pastor Doug Jones travels to China and becomes infected by an artifact, resulting in him turning into a velociraptor when he becomes angry. At first horrified by this new power, under the direction of a prostitute he decides to fight crime and kill criminals, including drug-dealing ninjas, by using his transformation. During his mission, the pastor travels the world.