It's our birthday and we gonna eat cake - even though we don't really like cake. But one of us is high and the other is on a diet, so we talk about that. We also talk about other s#!t - but you know that, cause you reading this to find out what we gonna be talking about. But we ain't gonna tell you here - you just gonna have to listen. That's called a "hook" - so stop sounding out these words in your head and go listen to our words.
Confused yet?
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Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.
Your problems aren't big cause they ain't ours.