THE YANG and THE YING is HERE! EP.1

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Transcript

SPEAKER_04 0:00

And then it shows him going to the front door, and you know the doorknobs are deep.

SPEAKER_06 0:04

Oh, they're D. That's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_05 0:49

Sound like a fucking hurt dog. All right. This is uh the beginning of the what Yang and Yin podcast, and why do we call this the Yang and Yin podcast? Is because we are the total opposite as brothers. But we get along so well. We get along so well. So what's going on, man? How was your week?

SPEAKER_04 1:20

Week has been busy, dude. Honestly, I I didn't even realize how fast this week went until yesterday. I was like, damn, tomorrow's Sunday. Like it was literally a busy ass week. And I don't even know what I did.

SPEAKER_05 1:33

I felt like it was like the longest week in the fucking world, man. Yeah. Yeah, dawg I don't know. I just had to wait six days. Six days straight. Yeah, fuck that, bro. Yeah, doggy. That place is driving me crazy, dog. I feel like I'm gonna like choke the shit out of one of my managers.

SPEAKER_04 1:51

I thought you were gonna leave like a while ago.

SPEAKER_05 1:54

I've been wanting to, but it's like, you know, it's just I guess I just think about the pension at the end of the road.

SPEAKER_04 2:02

A pension, but don't you need to be out of like a certain amount of years with the company to get the pension? No. No.

SPEAKER_05 2:09

No, because I'm a regular. I mean, if I leave, I mean, pension is retirement.

SPEAKER_02 2:14

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:15

You know, once I retire, I'm an old man now, so I can give it like another 20 years and and then be straight. You really want to do that for another 20 years? I have to. I don't want my fucking kids to wipe my ass. You know, fucking, you know, when I get old, I I've just they're gonna probably throw me in the home anyway. So I don't know. And then it's and it's free life insurance.

unknown 2:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 2:43

No, I mean I said free life insurance.

SPEAKER_04 2:45

Um, you know, it's just we all we all wish it was free life insurance, man.

SPEAKER_05 2:48

Well, I mean, yeah, but it's just life insurance, uh fucking uh pension, um social security, and 401k. Okay, so that's like three checks and life insurance. So my kids don't have to pay for me to get buried. No, but I don't want to get buried, man. You gotta burn me.

SPEAKER_04 3:13

I honestly don't give a shit what what happened.

SPEAKER_05 3:16

Just do what uh I just don't want to be fucking maggot and worm food. You know what I'm saying? Like I don't want like because how do you know how do you know how do you know how it is when you fucking die?

SPEAKER_04 3:32

Yeah, that's a good question. I think uh I think we all think about that right a lot. I think about that periodically, honestly. It's like it's it's kinda scary, just does it just go black or right.

SPEAKER_05 3:44

So what if it goes black, right? And then you're in a fucking casket, and then like fucking maybe five years later you your eyes open.

SPEAKER_04 3:55

And you're just in a casket.

SPEAKER_05 3:57

Yeah, in a casket all crusty and shit. You move your hand and your fucking your wrist falls off. You know, like we don't fucking know. Yeah, it's a tough one. You know what I'm saying? So just burn me, dude. Put me in that fucking oven, dog. That sounded so like like Nazi.

SPEAKER_04 4:17

Hannibalistic.

SPEAKER_05 4:21

It just sounded like I was referring to the Holocaust or something.

SPEAKER_04 4:25

Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's I I don't know if it comes with like age or something, but like as you get older, you start thinking about uh for me. I start thinking about that shit. It's like dude, I don't I know it's a long ways to go, but like thinking about like fuck, I might die soon. Yeah, dog. I think about it. Did I complete everything? Did I did I fucking provide the things that I need? Did I fucking accomplish some stuff that I want to accomplish? Do I have time?

SPEAKER_05 4:53

Dude, my brain might run it sometimes. The time is what I think about too. I'm like, I got like I probably got like all right, so I'm 46. I'm like, do I have 15 summers left? You know what I'm saying? Like, yeah, I'd be like, God, I don't know what the fuck I'm doing. And then I'm I'm like working my ass off every fucking day for what? Yeah. For what? Sometimes I just be like, yeah, I just wish I could just go into the fucking woods or stranded island and just be there. Yeah, no fucking phones, no devices, no nothing. Just me and nature, some coconuts. Coconuts, you know what I mean? Maybe a fucking uh uh a volleyball, name them Wilson. You know what I mean? Just like what?

SPEAKER_04 5:47

Just be used on an island, bro. Hell yeah. Uh I don't know. It's it is it's definitely something like pops up in your mind. That shit popped up in mind a lot years ago. Now it's it's more on Lexapro, so everything's just chill.

SPEAKER_05 6:05

You're on Lexapro? What the fuck is that?

SPEAKER_04 6:07

Hell yeah. It's an antidepressant. Been on that for, I don't know, five, six years, maybe seven months.

SPEAKER_05 6:19

Oh, I'm about to say years? Damn. What are side effects like fucking bleeding stomach, running an asshole? Because you know everything's always side effects, bleeding stomach, fucking exploding heart. You know what I'm saying? Possible death. Yeah, suicide thoughts. Yeah, you know, I'm like, god damn, that shit make you commit suicide? Like what the f- Yeah, I don't want to I don't want to take that shit. I'll just deal with the heartburn.

SPEAKER_04 6:48

Yeah, heartburn medicine, man.

SPEAKER_05 6:51

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 6:53

I mean, like nah, it's um the only side effect that apparently it would have is just like extra like eating. Like just eating more, which is fine with me.

SPEAKER_05 7:04

Yeah, you fucking skinny bastard.

SPEAKER_04 7:09

So weight gain. I was on another one that was um made me lose weight too fast, and I felt like it was giving me like a ton of it wasn't working. I think it was it felt like it was reverse affecting it. But now it's just relaxed. My head does like obviously my brain still runs at a thousand miles an hour, but that's just me. Yeah, because I'm doing like a thousand things at once. Yeah. So anytime somebody's like, yo, you okay? Is everything fine? I'm like, dude, I'm just I'm just lexaproing, bro. I'm good.

SPEAKER_05 7:42

He said I'm just lexaproing, man. So it's basically like your weed.

SPEAKER_04 7:48

Basically, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 7:49

Does it make you hungry? I mean, giggle? Do you laugh? No, it makes me Yeah. I see it in your face, you're like, no.

unknown 7:58

No.

SPEAKER_04 8:01

No, I'd be I'd be like, I mean, I'll I feel a lot better when I'm laughing, I guess, but it it does like I'm more emotionless, I guess. We'll put it that way. Like things that I should feel love for or like sad for is not there.

SPEAKER_05 8:20

Kind of like Dexter.

SPEAKER_04 8:22

Yeah, kind of like Dexter. It's it's like toned down a ton.

SPEAKER_05 8:25

Like maybe I can't be and shit.

SPEAKER_04 8:27

Yeah, exactly. Maybe I can, you know, start getting rid of you know sexual predators and stuff. Sexual predators, you know, and just throw them in the ocean.

SPEAKER_05 8:36

You know, he's just I'm like, what the fuck? That's that shit just turned left right there. I'm like, sexual predators. You ever see those apps you pay like a dollar and you get to see where all the predators are in your neighborhood? No, I don't even want to. Even if I know. You should because some of them might even be your friends. You don't even know it. No, seriously. Like, even one of your gaming buds that you don't know. Yeah. Seriously, like you know, um, well, I'm not gonna say his name, but one of one of my best friends, even through Menagnock and all that, um, he he got locked up when we were like 19. And um, you know, I always thought he got locked up for like two pounds of weed. You know what I'm saying? And he was the only motherfucker that went to go visit jail besides Al. Like I went to the jail to visit him, you know what I'm saying? And hook, you know, showing support. And um comes to find out years later, dog, he had he was a fucking sexual, uh, I mean a sex sex offender, level three.

SPEAKER_04 9:50

God damn.

SPEAKER_05 9:51

Yeah, level three sex offender, and it was two different cases to two different girls. One, yeah, uh, the girl was like 12 years old, and he was like 17, 18, something like that, or 19. Supposedly he forced her to fucking like to fuck. Yeah, yeah. And then another one was kind of like the same thing. Like it was all there, and I didn't know because uh this girl that I was messing with was like, yo, ain't this your boy? And she sent me a picture, like, text me a picture. Yeah, I was like, what the fuck? And it was like the sex offender uh thing. So I clicked onto his fucking face and his whole profile pulled up. Every single mug shot from since he caught the case was there. Like you can see the transformation, him getting older. Cause he had to go there every every year on his birthday, he had to go take another picture, check in into the courthouse and all that. And I didn't know this shit, dog, and this shit broke my fucking heart, bro. Cause it's like I was just lied to. I was lied to all these years, nigga, and I'm over here like chilling with some fucking pedophile.

SPEAKER_04 11:02

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_05 11:03

You know what I mean? I don't know if you know who I'm talking about, but he even lived with us in Managna for a little bit.

SPEAKER_04 11:11

Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 11:12

Yeah. Long hair. Huh? Long hair. Yeah, no. No, you don't remember.

unknown 11:22

No.

SPEAKER_05 11:23

I was I was gonna say his name, but I was like, eh. You don't remember his Yeah, I'll text you his name right now. But yeah, fucking um, yeah, dog, uh I it was just fucked up. It was just fucked up, dog, like and um it's crazy because they they show you the whole case, what happened, the police report, all that. And I'm like, damn, this shit is crazy, dog. I sent you the text.

SPEAKER_04 11:55

Yeah, that's crazy. Just be stuck into oh yeah. You remember? I was thinking, yeah, I think it was I was thinking it was him, but I forgot his name. Yeah. Yeah. Shit hurt. It's I'm just kidding. Right, right.

SPEAKER_05 12:12

Nah, I just don't want to put him out there like that. I got so much love for him, you know. That's that was my brother and shit, but I just uh I called him one day and I was like, yo, dog, why'd you lie to me? This and that. He's like, What you talking about? I was like, bro, mind you, I remember taking him one day to the courthouse because I spent his birthday with him. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? And uh he was like, yo, I just gotta go to the courthouse and check in real quick with my probation officer. He didn't tell me he had to go there to update his fucking sex offender photo.

SPEAKER_04 12:40

Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah.

unknown 12:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 12:46

I don't even know like being on that. And imagine being on that by mistake.

SPEAKER_05 12:51

Yeah, and there are men on that like by mistake. I know, I know, I know a guy who's uh who's who's still a registered sex offender from like the early nine, no, not early, like mid-90s, because he got caught peeing at a fucking dumpster, stopping shop. Yeah, that's right in Center Street, and it was like, no, you had your dick out. Like, that's that's a sex offender. And they know for real. That's locked him up and he's forever that. I'm like, damn, dog, that's fucking crazy.

SPEAKER_01 13:21

All I did was pee in a dumpster. Like, I don't know. Like, I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 13:24

And that that's when it became that that's when I remember it became like a big thing, like a law. Like, like, you can't just whip your dick out anymore. Like, damn, man, we can't whip our dicks out. No, sir. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 13:39

Maybe I'm hot. Maybe I just want to, you know, flop.

SPEAKER_05 13:42

Yeah, you know, maybe I'm a nudist.

SPEAKER_04 13:48

What about the nude beaches or something? You know what I'm saying? Do they all get become as sex offenders?

SPEAKER_05 13:52

Yeah, but then again, Massachusetts is, you know, obviously he's got his own rules and shit. So they're probably some other states that you can just fucking flop your dick out, right? Yeah, I'm sure. For real? I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 14:03

I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 14:04

I don't know. Like maybe Colorado or something. Somewhere in the mountains, you can just walk around naked.

SPEAKER_04 14:10

Well, I'm sure if you're not in like I mean, everywhere's public, but I I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_05 14:16

That's that's an interesting I mean you can't whip your dick out in public. Yeah, you just can't.

SPEAKER_04 14:21

Right. Yo, have you seen go ahead? I wouldn't even feel comfortable doing that.

SPEAKER_05 14:27

No. Me neither. I mean, if I had a huge hog, I mean, you know what I'm saying? But I mean, there's kids around. Yeah, exactly. You know what I'm saying? That's the only reason I wouldn't, but other than that, if I had a hog and I could just whip that boy out, let him breathe.

SPEAKER_04 14:46

Dude, I don't even like going to the bathroom in public. Really? I cannot go to the bathroom in public. I have to like hold it. I have to hold it.

SPEAKER_05 14:55

Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_04 14:57

I'm dead serious, bro. I can't take it back.

SPEAKER_05 15:01

If I gotta take his shit, if I gotta take his shit, I'm taking his shit, yo. I don't trust the paper either on the toilet rim. I don't trust anything, I don't trust the paper, so I kind of hover right over, dog. So you just do a no-wiper? No, I wipe my ass. I'm talking about the paper you put on the seat. You know what I'm talking about? You ever see that big fucking horseshoe looking thing? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. I wipe my ass, bro. Come on. Come on, dude. I can't I cannot imagine walking around on this earth with a shitty ass, bro. Like I shit in my pants before, and that shit is not comfortable. No, it's not, dude.

SPEAKER_04 15:43

I wipe my ass till my my asshole bleeds, bro. Dude, oh man. Oh, you a hemorrhoid. Uh no, I had one like I don't know, like six months ago, seven months ago, because I took like the meanest shit at work, bro. And the work paper, toilet paper, is just fucking it's trash. It's like it's like scott paper, like it's like sandpaper, bro. And uh, but I had to make sure I was clean, bro. Yeah, then by the time I was done, you know, next day and hemorrhoid shit hurt so bad.

SPEAKER_05 16:20

Well, you know, the hemorrhoid is from you pushing.

SPEAKER_04 16:23

Well, I don't regardless, whatever the fuck it was, it hurt.

SPEAKER_05 16:26

Yeah, man. Yo, though, you know I cut my own hemorrhoid off.

SPEAKER_04 16:31

Alright, so next topic. I remember you were about to say something. Yeah, get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_05 16:38

No, no, it was on the sub with you podcast. No, no. Yeah, for those who don't know, I have another uh podcast called the Supp With You Podcast. And uh, we talked about it on that. It's it's more raunchy and more crazier than you know just me and you having this conversation once a week. But yeah, dah, I cut my own podcast. I mean, cut my own podcast, I cut my own asshole thing. My own hemroid, bro. So this is what happened, right? The shit was hanging out my butt like this. Like hanging, but it was hanging by like a little tiny thread of hair. It was weird. It looked like a drop, like a fucking it looked like uh like a piece of rice, bro. Hanging out of my butt. And I'm like, damn, I f I swear I can just pull this thing off. That's how much it's not hanging off, right? It looked like a dingleberry kind of. You know, when shit touches the hair and it's got a big fucking ball of shit on your butthole hair. But anyway, so yeah, so I was like, I had I had enough of it. I was like, you know what? Fuck this. I went and grabbed some little snips, was in the shower, fucking squatted down, and I caught it with my hand, and I was like, clip, and it came right off. It didn't even hurt. And then I showed the guys, I took a picture of it. Dude, what the fuck? And I sent it to the guys. They were like, what the fuck is that? Is that a maggot? And I'm like, no, that was my fucking hemorrho. They was like, get the fuck out of here. And I told them the whole story, too, dog.

SPEAKER_03 18:12

It's fucking gross, bro.

SPEAKER_05 18:14

I don't have a hemorrhoid, I did it myself. Yeah, but that shit's from straining. It's like when you push it, like you know, you're trying to get one out. You know you needed to get it out, but it just won't come out. Yeah. Yeah, doggy. Speaking of shit, uh, did you see uh you know who Drewski is, right?

SPEAKER_04 18:37

Yeah, dude, that shit.

SPEAKER_05 18:38

Tell me that was a fucking hilarious, bro.

SPEAKER_04 18:41

It was hilarious.

SPEAKER_05 18:42

Dog, him staring into the screen like she does, he was like, That shit was fucking funny, bro. Yo, I was like, this dude is no joke.

SPEAKER_04 18:55

Drewski's been on something lately, bro. That's just fucking funny.

SPEAKER_05 18:58

Yeah, dog, he did a whole family now. Did you see the picture of the whole family?

SPEAKER_04 19:01

No, I didn't see it.

SPEAKER_05 19:02

Well, it's he did a little white boy skit, remember? He was like, Yeah, dude. So they took a picture of him as that, and then uh the redneck dude he did.

SPEAKER_01 19:12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:13

And then her. So they're all on the couch, all three Drewski's chilling on the couch, taking a family picture. I was like, yo, that shit is hilarious. He got a whole fucking comedy skit right there. Yeah, he does. Like if he if he was to just do a little show with those three characters, that's kind of like a Tyler Perry type shit. Yes. So what do you think about that? So you think you think it's okay for him to do whiteface since um doing blackface is so bad? But then again, they're just saying, you know, this parody is comedy. And it's okay. There are parody laws. You can fucking make fun of anything as long as it's a parody.

SPEAKER_04 19:49

Yeah. But at the end of the day, like, would it was it racist? Would what a white person doing a black face? I feel like a white person doing a black face would be way more of a problem.

SPEAKER_05 20:03

Well, I mean, it is it is a way more of a problem now. You know what I'm saying? But do you do you feel like it's almost the same thing though?

SPEAKER_04 20:11

It should be, but I don't for me it's just funny. Yeah, yeah, it's fucking I guess it comes down to like it's a comedy level. Like if it's somebody just doing it to be a fucking douchebag, like uh, you know, like actually trying to be racist. That's yeah, yeah, yeah. I think on a comedian level, it's very different. A comedy level is it's open reality, what's going on, but taking it and making it funny. It's not like somebody trying to be racist. I don't know how to explain it, but it's like when somebody like when a when a comedian talks about disability or transgender or the president or Spanish people, like it's just it's more of a comedy skit opening, open, taking the things that are funny and and and providing it to like people. Opposed to just somebody coming coming out and saying, you know what? I don't like Spanish people. Or white people or black people, whatever the fuck it is.

SPEAKER_05 21:14

No, I get it. It's like um uh like what about Robert Donnie Jr. in um Tropic Thunder. When he plays when he did he did Blackface, bro. Did he? Remember he did blackface? He was the black dude. I don't remember Tropic Thunder. Really? I'll be playing the dude to be playing the dude to be playing the dude or something like that. You don't remember that shit? He was like, man, when I get back home, we're gonna have a barbecue and have some crawfish. And he was like, Really? Is that why? Because black people like us, that's what we do. We get barbecues that eat crawfish. He was like, hey man, what's your motherfucking problem, huh? Like he was acting black through the whole fucking movie. You didn't see it? No, but he was an actor. He was um, all right, so Robert Downey Jr. is an Australian. An actor and uh Ben Stiller obviously wanted to make a movie. Um no, he was he was an actor too. They were all actors, and then the um the director had um fucking uh had a like a big huge budget, right? Yeah, and they fucked up the movie set. There was supposed to be like a plane going by and bombing up the whole place, you know, and that was like a fucking three million dollar shot, right? Yeah, and one of the people fucked up the shot, right? So um Tom Cruise, he was he was the the the funder for the movie, and he was like, get my fucking money back up, blah blah blah. Like he's just like wilding out on the director. So the director was had an idea. He's like, you know what, I'm gonna drop these motherfuckers off in um in the jungle because he had no more money, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 22:52

Right?

SPEAKER_05 22:52

So he's like, I'm gonna drop them off in the jungle, set up cameras all over the location, and just let them freestyle a movie, right? Yeah. So when they was out there, fucking uh the director was talking to them. He was like, Yeah, you know you guys, blah, blah, blah. This came like he was trying to tell them the whole setup, and then when he stepped back, he stepped on a fucking mine and he blew up. What? The nigga exploded. He died, the director died. So now they're out in the jungle still thinking that they're shooting a movie when it was an actual war. What the fuck? Yo, you gotta watch Chop. Yeah, dog, it's fucking hilarious, bro. And there's a part when um when Ben Stiller, they all still think it's fake. They think like when the director blew up, it was fake.

SPEAKER_02 23:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 23:43

So there's a part when Ben Stiller picks up the head and he's like, oh, look at it, it's prosthetic, you know, and then you can see the head, the head button jaws moving when he's moving it. It's fucking disgusting, and then like the guts are hanging out the neck, and he touches it. He's like, Look, it's not even real blood. Like, you know, he was like, wait a minute, that shit is kind of real for it to be real blood. Like, it was fucking hilarious. Jack Black's in it. And he's like a hero, he's a heroin addict and shit. Yeah. In it. Like, he's fiending for heroin the whole time. Because he's one of those actors that is just like a partier.

SPEAKER_04 24:18

Ben Stiller, Jack Black, Robert Downey.

SPEAKER_05 24:22

Doug, look, look, look, look up look up the scene when he's playing with the director's head.

SPEAKER_04 24:28

I think I know which I know which one you're talking about because I can remember that.

SPEAKER_05 24:31

That shit was hilarious, dog. I do. So through the whole movie, they just trying to get the fuck out of the jungle. But save each other. And then um Robert Downey, Robert Downey Jr. is just he's such a he's so he's such an actor that he stayed in character the whole time. You know, because he's a white Australian dude with blue eyes.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 24:54

And then they made him, you know, play blackface as an actor.

SPEAKER_04 25:00

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_05 25:01

Oh, he had the afro. He had the oh, this shit is hilarious, bro. I thought it was the most funniest fucking, like, you know, blackface part in the movie. It was so funny. He played it so good, dog.

SPEAKER_04 25:14

I didn't even notice that, honestly.

SPEAKER_05 25:16

Oh man, it's great. It's like a classic. That's one of my favorite fucking movies, bro.

SPEAKER_04 25:22

Oh shit, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:23

He really has You see him, right?

SPEAKER_04 25:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 25:27

Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_04 25:29

I wouldn't even notice that was him, bro.

SPEAKER_05 25:31

Yeah, there's a part where he's talking to Ben Stiller, and they're like, they're both like equally great actors playing these characters. So he, and you know, like Robert Downey Jr., he's staying in character. So he's like, Yeah, hey man, you could have done that last movie that you did, and blah blah blah. Like they're going back and forth, like like trying to compare each other's careers. And he was like, You know what? You know why you didn't win an award for that last movie? Because Ben Stiller had played a um a mentally challenged dude. I can't say the R word, I guess, you know, that and um he it was so funny, dog, and they showed the scene of him playing the dude, yeah, and he was like, Man, the only reason you need to win an award because is that you went full retard. I was like, what? Yo, it was so funny, dog. So there was mad t-shirts like that. Never go full R-word. I already said it, but still. Maybe I'll bleep it out, but still. Yeah, he was that never go uh, yeah, it was so fucking funny. Yo, there's so many scenes and a classic in that goddamn movie, dog. Yeah, I'll have to watch it. But yeah, he played blackface back to this back to the fucking subject. So I didn't know. I mean, I remember um what's his name? Uh the late night show dude there, Jimmy. Jimmy Kimmel. Jimmy Kimball, yeah. Is it's Kimmel. Kimmel? Yeah, everybody says Kimball. Kimball. Jimmy Kimball is Jimmy Kimmel. But yeah, yeah, he played blackface. He did fucking Shaquille O'Neal. Yo, I was like, yo, but he did it a long time ago, but still, it was still blackface.

SPEAKER_04 27:16

Now it'd be a fucking problem.

SPEAKER_05 27:18

Yeah, a lot of people did it. A lot of people that you wouldn't even know. Like you can type up right now, you can type up right now, all the actors that played blackface they'll pop up.

SPEAKER_04 27:27

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 27:27

There was a movie in the 80s that I used to watch called Soul Man. Yeah. And it was about this white kid. Um, he wanted to um go to college, but he couldn't afford college. You know what I'm saying? So he was like, man, you know. Um then he saw, like he was passing by this table and he saw this pamphlet saying, you know, black students could get free college or whatever. So he did blackface and went to a college and became a black college student, so he didn't have to pay fucking tuition or whatever. Like a black scholarship.

SPEAKER_06 28:01

Yeah, yeah. You know what I'm saying? Black scholarship, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 28:04

It was a funny movie, dog. I remember the shit because I I had it on VHS, because I'm a dinosaur. You know what I'm saying? VHS, bro.

SPEAKER_06 28:14

VHS.

SPEAKER_05 28:16

Good old days, man. Yeah, it was a good old days because we had a lot of VHSs, bro.

SPEAKER_04 28:20

Yeah, you're dude. A lot of yeah, bad. A lot of yeah, a lot of hidden ones. Uh, porn. Yeah. So those are the hidden ones. Yeah, that's so funny. That's I used to go on a treasure hunt to find those.

SPEAKER_05 28:35

Hell yeah, you used to find them. Oh, yeah, I used to find them. Yeah, I fucking go back and play, and I was like, it wasn't on this scene. I don't like this scene. I was like, oh, it must have been Al. Well, maybe Angel. That's funny. But yeah, he uh the kid played fucking blackface in the movie, and um it it was just it was just funny. And he had like a jerry curl.

SPEAKER_04 29:06

Yeah, yeah, like the old school Jerry curl, like I don't know I've like how I feel about um just how sensitive people are nowadays about everything. It's probably like the most annoying thing ever. That's true. Especially like going through like social media and you're just like listening or watching things, and then people just recording and bitching about the dumbest shit.

SPEAKER_05 29:36

Yeah. No, you're right. I'm just cuz I honestly I think it's our fault. Yeah, our generation's fault, because we try to fucking uh you know, butter up and spoil our kids because we didn't have shit. Yeah, we didn't have shit to get our asses whooped. You know what I'm saying? Tell everybody to get go the fuck outside, don't come back to the street lights is on, type shit. And we didn't want it for our kids. Now look at our kids. Our kids are big pussies. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 30:14

Literally about everything, bro.

SPEAKER_05 30:16

Yeah, so fucking sensitive about everything. Literally everything. I remember mom used to be like, shut the fuck up and go to your fucking room. Two days, I mean, not even, not even, you know, ten minutes later, I'm like, hi mom, blah blah blah. Like she didn't like it didn't hurt my feelings. You tell that shit to your kid, ain't speaking to you like months.

SPEAKER_04 30:38

Yeah, you know, no, I can't believe you said that to me. Create a post. Yeah, make a TikTok about it.

SPEAKER_05 30:45

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You see that. You see these kids out here fucking wildin' out because their parents are trying to fucking, you know, teach them something, and they think they just being disciplined, but they're not. So what if you're disciplined? Fucking deal with it. This fucking camera keeps moving. So yeah, every time I do that.

SPEAKER_04 31:04

You got you got it on the zoomy thingy.

SPEAKER_05 31:06

I got it on the motion thing, I guess. Like zoomy thingy.

SPEAKER_04 31:13

Just like I'm just focusing on your hand?

SPEAKER_05 31:19

I don't know. Every time I move my hand, though. But oh I gotta I gotta send you a payment, bro. But what? Oh. Oh, no, never mind. I'm just borrowing it. I'm just borrowing it. Yeah, yo, it's not keeping a charge. It's not keeping a charge. That's so fucking odd, bro. Yeah. It could be um I maybe I need a new block or something. Uh charging block. It literally doesn't make any sense. It doesn't either.

SPEAKER_04 31:50

Fucking used it twice since I bought it.

SPEAKER_05 31:53

Yeah, probably never charged it. No. Yeah, so I've never charged it. Right now it's staying on, obviously, because it's connected to the monitor or whatever, but you know, other than that, nah, doggy. Hold on, yo, I got some questions to ask. How far are we in? This this podcast. Oh, only half an hour. Yeah, I should say it at the top there, no. Well, I have it on my board. I mean, what was your first car, bro? Do you remember your first car? Oh, the blue Camry, huh?

SPEAKER_04 32:31

No, no, the silver one? The tannish one. The one you went to the dealer with me with. When they were trying to fucking rip me off. Diana's Toyota.

SPEAKER_05 32:45

Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You had a hoopty before that, bro. Not that I owned. The blue car. The blue Toyota.

SPEAKER_04 32:55

No. I got the blue Toyota after. That was a while after.

SPEAKER_05 32:59

Was it? Well, you couldn't make payments or something? Was you trying to get a brand new car?

SPEAKER_04 33:04

It was a brand so I had the Toyota camera. It was a br it was the tanish brown one, the one I put in like speakers in the back, you know, I put a subwoofer later on. That one I had from high school and on. Um, like right when I worked at Best Buy.

SPEAKER_05 33:20

Um I don't remember that.

SPEAKER_04 33:23

Wait, hold on. I remember an accident at Best Buy where a taxi smoked me and totaled a car. I don't remember what car that was though. I think it was mom's car.

SPEAKER_02 33:41

Oh fuck, I don't remember.

SPEAKER_04 33:42

I know I had a there was one car I had that I it was before the Toyota Camry. I I'm pretty sure that when I was leaving Best Buy and I went to go through the green light, the taxi ran the red light and totaled my car. Like just devoured it, totaled it. Um I don't remember that. I'm pretty sure that was mom's car. You know, because we all we all fucked up mom's car left and right. Any car that you can.

SPEAKER_05 34:13

Yeah, you and Al did do that. Yeah, just me and Al. Just me and Al. Um, although, yeah, I got one of mom's car towed away. Yes. But it was unregistered. She didn't have a registered uh uh thing. All her cars are all fucking yeah. So when they pulled my ass over, they was like, this is not registered in shirt, blah blah blah. And I was in regard to the car. It was like the Ford.

SPEAKER_04 34:43

No, no, no. Which one was the car on Jamaica Plane where you just like fucking fell asleep and ran into a truck?

SPEAKER_05 34:51

Yeah, it was my Civic. I had a blue uh Civic sedan four-door 92, and I was about I was gonna get the rims on it um like the week week uh after that, but I ended up crashing it. I was working fucking two no two jobs and going to school. So I only got like three hours of sleep a day. You know, I was working at U-Haul, and then that night I was working at a shipment container in Randolph. Yeah, and that was from 12 to 8 in the morning. And from eight in the morning, I would go to school at nine, right there on Bird Street, Columbia Road, that little alternative high school there. It was like in the library. I went in from 9 to like 1, and then to U-Haul from like fucking 2 to like close. And then I'll get out by like 9 o'clock, go home in Jamaica Plane, try to sleep for like two or three hours, and go to the um spot at midnight. And that's what happened. One night, one night I was off. So fucking, it was like two in the morning, and I was fucking starving. We was smoking in the room in the back, and I was like, yo, I need a sub or something. And there was a spot out there on Massive that's open 24 hours. And I was like, I might as well get me a sub. So I went. June Bug wanted to come. I told him to stay. I was like, nah, I'm good. I'm going, I'm gone. You know what I'm saying? I didn't want him, I didn't just didn't feel like having him around me. And then um, I went, got my sub on my way back. I'm on Blue Hill. And I remember this like it was just yesterday. Yeah I'm at a fucking red light, chilling. My my sister's banging, boom, boom, boom, boom. You know what I mean? And then I I took off. I'm only doing like 25, not even 30 miles an hour. I'm like this, and I just fell asleep. Boom! And I crashed right under a flatbed tow truck. And the whole fucking the end of the flatbed came in the car. Made the shit like a fucking drop top. And the shit just missed my face by inches. Like when I woke up, nigga, I was under the car. I was like, oh shit. And like the the corner of it like tapped my nose when I woke up. I was like, oh shit. What the fuck? And then I had to crawl out my window. I had glass all over me, little kids are laughing. Ah, little kids on the block, because it's summertime. So people out there till like fucking three, four in the morning chilling outside.

SPEAKER_06 37:26

Yeah. Yep.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

And then mind you, the same fucking truck I crashed under told me. Oh, did they? Yeah, they told that shit. I went to the hospital and everything. They had an ambulance. But yeah, I wasn't even touched. That was crazy, bro. I went to the junkyard the next day. I was like, how the fuck did I survive this shit? Yeah. Yeah, I grabbed all my CDs, remember? We got the booklet of CDs. Grab my CDs, my wallet, my sub. You know what I'm saying? My sub was still in there chilling. I'm like, oh well, fuck it. Might as well grab this shit too. They wouldn't let me, they wouldn't let me take a lot of the car parts. Because I had my engine. It was like souped up because I fucking stole most of all the parts. That's when I was out there stealing all them damn civics and Hondas and shit. But yeah, I remember that car. And then like with the money I was gonna buy the rims, I just said, fuck it, I might as well buy another fucking car. I ain't got a car no more. Because I had like the lowest insurance. You know, Puerto Rican insurance.

SPEAKER_04 38:35

The lowest possible.

SPEAKER_05 38:37

Yeah, dog. So yeah, that car was gone, and a week later I bought another Civic, the silver one. And then Al drove it around a lot when I was locked up for a bit. Yeah. Fucked my car up. I don't know where it was. Fuck it, Al. Al Never Al always used moms on my car. That's it. Fucking Alright.

SPEAKER_04 39:06

Fuck.

SPEAKER_05 39:07

But I remember I remember that blue that blue Camry. Because I bought it off of you, I think, when you got a new car.

SPEAKER_04 39:14

I don't remember having a blue camry.

SPEAKER_05 39:16

Yeah, though. You had a blue Camry, it was square. It was like baby bluish.

SPEAKER_04 39:24

I don't think it was a Camry, wasn't it? It was a Toyota, bro. It was a Toyota. Was it the like blue sparkly one?

SPEAKER_05 39:32

Yeah, and it was an old ass Camry. That's the old Camry. It was old, bro. But it looked clean as fuck.

SPEAKER_04 39:41

Yeah, fuck. I don't remember.

SPEAKER_05 39:42

It was blue, the blue seats.

SPEAKER_04 39:45

I remember having a blue car. Yeah. But it was brand new. Nah. Not that one.

SPEAKER_05 39:53

I bought it off of you too. Because you went and got a brand new car.

SPEAKER_04 39:58

Yeah, fuck.

SPEAKER_05 39:59

And then I had it for a little bit, then I sold it. Cause I'm always I always sell cars, man. I fuck, I'll buy a car, fix it, and sell it for more.

SPEAKER_04 40:09

I can't wait to get another car. My car is what's the matter with your car, nigga?

SPEAKER_05 40:14

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 40:15

It's old. I mean, dude, I bought that shit for five thousand dollars. It already had like a hundred and thirty thousand miles on it. It can drive. Like, I'm not gonna get rid of it. I'll probably have it on the side in case. I don't fucking know. But I I need a car. But I'm waiting until Cammy gets out of school. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:38

So that way she when she gets back to work fully, she can help with those shit.

SPEAKER_04 40:44

Oh, come on, man. Stop with that shit. Sorry. Damn, I need my coffee. Dude, that coffee did nothing.

SPEAKER_05 40:49

Yeah, you can have some of my D D label. I hate Dunkin'. Yo, I saw. This episode is not sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts.

SPEAKER_04 40:59

Dude, I saw a clip and um it was basically this dude's like, have y'all ever noticed that Dunkin' Donuts promotes you touching the D?

unknown 41:11

What?

SPEAKER_04 41:12

I'm like, what? And then it shows him going to the front door, and you know the doorknobs are D's.

SPEAKER_06 41:17

Oh, the D's. That's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_03 41:22

So he opens the door and he's like, The fuck?

SPEAKER_05 41:25

Yeah, I'm touching the D all the time every time I come on this bitch. What the fuck? Touching D. Damn, and if you double, you're touching two D. Yeah, exactly. At the same time. You double touching the D. That's crazy. Double handling it.

SPEAKER_03 41:44

Double fisting.

SPEAKER_05 41:46

Oh, it is. It's so true. I remember. Dunk Dunkin' man. That shit is trash.

SPEAKER_04 41:52

Dude, it tastes like acid. That shit tastes like acid for coffee, bro. It's disgusting.

SPEAKER_06 42:03

Yo, you look so serious. Yo, he was like, he was like, it tastes like acid.

SPEAKER_04 42:18

Am I wrong, bro? No, no.

SPEAKER_05 42:23

He never drank acid ever in his life. I know.

SPEAKER_04 42:31

I've never drank acid in my life. What? I think that's what acid would taste like.

SPEAKER_05 42:39

Like, what would it like burn your chest? Or they just disgusting. People love Dunkin', man. Especially people from out of town. They'd be like, dude, dude. They don't even say dude. That's just white people out here. Yeah. But they'll be like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_06 42:56

Is it freaking Dunkin' Donuts?

SPEAKER_05 42:58

And I'm like, good luck.

SPEAKER_04 43:00

Then they get the black, just pure black coffee. It's fucking gross. Iced no flavors, nothing. Iced coffee. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:10

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_04 43:11

Watered down acid.

SPEAKER_05 43:13

Oh man. And the donuts came. The donuts fucking like trash too, dog.

SPEAKER_04 43:18

Yeah, they're like a hit or miss. I'm not even that big into donuts, honestly.

SPEAKER_05 43:22

Me neither. But I I mean, I I'll fuck with a jelly.

SPEAKER_04 43:27

But jelly donut. That's sick. Mine's a glaze.

SPEAKER_06 43:35

Pause. Pause. He's like, mine's the glazed.

SPEAKER_05 43:48

Ah shit. On that note, I think we're gonna be um sponsored by Dunkin' Donuts soon.

SPEAKER_06 43:56

And like that great. We love Dunkin'. Starbucks now it tastes like accent. Do I have an extra on the glazed? I got multiple glazes.

SPEAKER_05 44:15

I take a dozen the glazed. Oh man. But nah, that thing, even Starbucks, I don't know about Starbucks. I uh my boy, my boy's wife, she was a manager there for years. And um, every time I go in just to say what up, we go in. Like she would make me this chocolate. It was like a it was called like a a fucking a frozen hot chocolate. Okay. Right? It's basically like a frozen smoothie. Yeah. Chocolate. Whipped cream. She put a bunch of chocolate chips in it and a bunch of it. It was good shit. I didn't know what it was called, but she would make it for me all the time every time I go in there. Yeah. But as in anything else, never had anything else in there. Now the fucking, I don't know, do they make sandwiches?

SPEAKER_04 45:04

The food's gross.

SPEAKER_05 45:05

Alright, I don't know. See, that's how much I don't know about the fucking Starbucks, bro.

SPEAKER_04 45:11

Yeah. That's like the Dunkin' Donuts. As much as I don't like their food either, theirs is better than Starbucks. Hmm. Starbucks is literally, I mean, they're both microwaved, let's be real. But theirs is like a full pre-made sandwich that you buy at like Stop and Shop and you put it in the microwave. And you heat it up, and it just tastes like water. It's like a water sandwich.

SPEAKER_05 45:35

Starbucks?

SPEAKER_04 45:36

Yes.

SPEAKER_05 45:37

They have a frozen Starbucks microwave shit that you can buy.

SPEAKER_04 45:41

No, I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_05 45:45

Oh, I thought you said they're actually selling it.

SPEAKER_04 45:48

No, we watch it. Open the package and they throw it in the microwave. Whoa.

SPEAKER_05 45:54

That's fucking gross.

SPEAKER_04 45:57

It's just nasty, dude.

SPEAKER_05 45:59

I'm not saying if you didn't do that in front of me.

SPEAKER_04 46:02

Yeah. And I'll at least take an egg separate out, put a sausage out separate or something. No, it's all right.

SPEAKER_05 46:08

Yeah, Dunkin', I mean, yeah. See, the reason I stopped really liking Dunkin' is because they never heat their food all the way.

SPEAKER_04 46:18

That too. It's never hot. It's never hot, bro. Sausage or like food.

SPEAKER_05 46:22

Yeah, my cheese ain't melted, bro.

unknown 46:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:25

How my my egg, look, egg sausage and cheese on a croissant. I used to love it. I used to fuck it up all the time. It got to a point I was like, I don't want the egg. I was like, just give me sausage and cheese on a croissant. That's it. No egg, please, because the egg's disgusting now.

SPEAKER_04 46:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 46:40

It's not how it used to be. Now I'd be like, yo, leave it in for an extra minute or two. Every time I get it back, it's frozen. You know what I'm saying? It's gross, dog. Yeah. I hated it. Like even the little fucking wake-up raps, frozen still. Like, it could be anything. Still cold. I'm like, ah man, it's it. What the fuck are y'all doing here?

SPEAKER_04 47:04

Yeah, that's fucking gross, dude.

SPEAKER_05 47:07

And all they do, all they can do is just hire hire some fucking pretty chicks in there so you can just people keep going back. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:15

Let me give you a tip.

SPEAKER_05 47:17

Yo, have you noticed the gas stations? Fucking um, like, when was the last time you got a receipt out of a gas station pump? Exactly. I I always hit no. Right. Oh, I mean, well, never mind. Never mind the question. I literally always said no. I was like, I don't even fuck a piece of paper. Well, I have to, right? And sometimes I do just to monitor what I'm spending, but still. I have to because of work. You always have to take the receipt, bring it back when you're filling up a truck or whatever, blah blah blah. Yeah. And um, it's always broken. These motherfuckers do not refill the paper, right?

SPEAKER_04 48:03

They don't.

SPEAKER_05 48:04

So when you pay at a fucking pump, you expect paper at a pump. You're not trying to go inside the fucking building. Correct? Correct? You're not trying to go in the building to go get a receipt.

SPEAKER_04 48:17

Bro, forget the receipt. Anytime I scan my card and it says um please visit cashier, I go to the city.

SPEAKER_05 48:24

Oh my god, that's the worst. And you know you got money, you're like, oh no, fuck this. You just leave the you just leave, right?

SPEAKER_04 48:30

I just leave. I go to another.

SPEAKER_05 48:33

He's like, fuck that. I can walk in fucking 20 steps. I don't want to talk to nobody asking for a receipt right now. Or not even asking for a receipt. Pay for some gas. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_04 48:47

I just don't, I don't even want to deal with it, my deal.

SPEAKER_05 48:49

Yo, dog, it pisses me off. So annoying. So I go uh one day I'm pissed. And I'm like, and I'm, you know, and I go, I felt bad because I was kind of an asshole to the girl on the counter, but you know, like I know her from going in there all the time, but I was pissed. I was like, yo, what the f and mind you, that all they do is stand around. They don't do shit. Like you don't see them fixing candy, nothing. They these bitches just be sitting at the fucking gas um behind the counter doing nothing, looking at their phone. So I'm like, excuse me, why the fuck do I have a credit card and have to come in here for a receipt? She was like, Oh, you know what? They make us not put paper in it, you know, because I've I've I I want receipts too. And I'm like, so why don't y'all put the paper in it? She was like, because it makes you come inside to try to do some shopping. No, for real. Like, this is their shit. They make you coin so you can fucking pay for oh you know what? Let me grab a soda while I'm grabbing this receipt. Let me let me grab these chips, let me do this, you know. Like, let me get a scratch ticket in my receipt. You know what I'm saying? She was like, no, that that's why we do it. So I'm guessing that's why other other gas stations do it.

SPEAKER_04 50:09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:10

To make you come in and fucking buy, like consume a product, basically. Did I say that right? Consume? Because you're a customer.

SPEAKER_02 50:18

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:19

Are you sure?

SPEAKER_02 50:20

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 50:22

Do people go into your store and consume?

SPEAKER_04 50:25

I mean, they don't consume phones.

SPEAKER_05 50:31

Yeah, my fucking um, my hot water heater broke. What the fuck you mean, hot water heater broke? Um, we have nothing but cold water running. So that's my neighbor trying to call me and shit. So I gotta, after this, I'm gonna go out and do finish my yard work and then uh go to the gym and take a shower at the gym. I gotta take a shower at the gym.

SPEAKER_04 50:55

Makes sense.

SPEAKER_05 50:56

The water's fucking ice cold. I can take a cold shower, but when that shit ain't got nothing in it and it's cold outside, yeah. Yeah. Fuck. I'd be like, Yeah, you know what I'm talking about? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 51:13

Try to fucking breathe, bro. That's shit. You can't.

SPEAKER_05 51:15

I wonder why it takes your breath away when you're fucking taking the shower. The technique is wet your body real quick. Point the shower away, put some soap on, point the shower back back to do it again.

SPEAKER_06 51:30

Then once you're done, you're done. That's it. No jerking off.

SPEAKER_05 51:40

Fuck, then you get out your balls and in your body because it's so cold.

SPEAKER_06 51:45

Your nipples are like and pointing a different way too, like.

SPEAKER_05 51:56

Oh man. That shit is hilarious, dog. But yeah, my hot my hot water heater is broken. So I gotta take a shower at the gym. My girl's gonna go to her homegirl's house, so. Oh, there you go. Yeah, shit sucks though.

SPEAKER_04 52:13

Is that shit getting fixed anytime soon or what?

SPEAKER_05 52:15

Well, today's Sunday, so fuck that. Probably tomorrow. I mean, I think a plumber would have to come and do it. Um one of those, one of those technicians. Because it is like one of those digital hot water heaters, and what happens is like my basement gets flooded when it rains. Because it's a little tiny fucking uh torture chamber with two boilers, and that's it. Like there's hardly any space to walk in there. It's like a dungeon. Probably a spot where they tortured slaves back then.

SPEAKER_04 52:50

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 52:51

For real. Because this place is so historic. Yeah. Oh, there's a fucking um, there's a house right across the street from me. Big house. You go to the back field, there's a slave out house. Still.

SPEAKER_04 53:04

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 53:05

And a little tiny fucking uh like one bedroom uh type. It looked like uh they're using it now for like you know, storage, but it looked like a little home. It had a hot, hot, uh, it had a hot uh wooden stove inside, yeah, and it was just in the room, and the bathroom was the outhouse outside, the little wooden house with the moon on it, on the door. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's crazy. You've you've mowed there before, working with Ken. Yeah, Miss Nilsson's. Yeah, that shit's way in the back in the field field. Like, they was like, put the niggers way back there. You know what I'm saying? That's how they were, bro. Yo, I remember cutting fucking uh limbs off of trees and seeing like rope noose.

SPEAKER_04 53:54

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_05 53:55

Still in like wedged in to like the bark. What the hell? Did you see that? What? Look! What you don't see it? What the fuck is that, bro? Is it popping up on yours?

SPEAKER_04 54:13

No.

SPEAKER_05 54:15

What the hell? Look! Hold on. What the hell?

SPEAKER_04 54:23

What's that?

SPEAKER_05 54:24

Look! Oh, oh, Ren, look.

SPEAKER_04 54:26

Is it's fucking It's not popping up on my end. Oh, there it is, right? There it is.

SPEAKER_05 54:35

What the hell? Let me see. This is this is gonna be mad G A Y isn't even doing it. How about this? Oh, maybe because I'm the one with the fucking cool settings.

SPEAKER_04 54:48

Oh yeah. That might make sense. It's supposed to do it. Just did it. Mine's also virtual. It's not that I'm not using the camera on Zoom. That's probably why.

SPEAKER_05 55:01

What the hell? What the fuck is this?

SPEAKER_03 55:08

Why was it so big?

SPEAKER_05 55:10

I don't know. That's what she said. Why is it so big? Alright, little bro, I'm about to get off this, man. Alright, brother. Fucking uh, we'll do this next week. And uh for everyone listening, thank you for listening to our first episode. Hey. Just for now, and uh things will get better. We're just kind of warming it up here. Um you want to plug away? See what people can follow you? I know you got a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_04 55:42

Yeah, I mean, I I stream on multiple platforms. I got a ton of uh other content from her tech and some other shit. But my handle is Don Cryptic with two C's on everything. So feel free to follow on any platform.

SPEAKER_05 55:57

I just want to spell it, spell it for the people.

SPEAKER_04 55:59

D-O-N-C-R-Y-T-P-I-T-C-C. Are you sure? That's not how you spell that's not how you spell it. C R Y C C O N. C-R-Y-P-T-I-C-C. Okay, cryptic.

SPEAKER_05 56:16

Doncryptic with D C. Well, everybody can follow me on the Sup With You podcast that I have on Instagram. That's my other podcast. And uh, we'll be probably having an Instagram for this uh new podcast, the Yang and Yin. Y A N Y-A-N-G A-N-D Y-I I-N-G. I don't have no notes in front of me, so I'm trying to do this shit like a spelling B contest and shit. That's how I fell.

SPEAKER_06 56:47

I was like, wait, hold on.

SPEAKER_05 56:48

We have no notes. This is just our pilot episode. This is our first episode trying to fill it out. And uh remember, guys, uh, yeah, so you can follow me on that. And the subwitchhoo is S U P W I T C H U. Sup with Choo. Sup with Choo Podcast. And that's um with my um other host, KNG, and and um our older brother Al. Um, we have very crazy conversations there. We talk a lot of shit. Um, we don't mean to say the R-word all the time, we don't mean to say the N-word, we don't mean to say a bunch of words that we're not supposed to say, so that's why we've been demonetized for our first 39 episodes. So yeah, apologies. Uh, we've been off for for a while, you know, due to like, you know, our own circumstances. So we have a podcast probably in over a year. So we'll be back on uh probably next week with a new episode. And uh, ladies and gents, Dugs and Dots, this is Lou Garcia, aka Loda Ox signing off with John Cryptic. Till next time. See y'all. Two fingers. Two fingers in your ass. Squeeze it all over there.