Yang and Ying Podcast

UNPAUSE THAT! EP.2

Luis Garcia and Angel Figueroa Season 1 Episode 2

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Low and Cryptic conducted the second episode of their Yang and Yang podcast, discussing various personal topics including gaming, movies, and food preferences. They talked about Cryptic's upcoming return to work after a vacation, his interest in starting a computer repair business, and their shared love of old movies like Rush Hour and Spies Like Us. The conversation covered gaming industry trends, particularly around GTA 6 expectations and Fortnite's evolution, as well as personal habits and talents, with Cryptic admitting he drives in silence and has no useless talents to share. They wrapped up by discussing how to promote the podcast on social media platforms and agreed to continue with similar conversational formats in future episodes.

SPEAKER_03

My dude looked like he had like three different face colors, but at the time I probably did. It was funny because I had took off my hat. Yeah, so my head was white and my face was brown. You know what I'm saying? So my dude had the fucking hang hilt on his head. Like the tip of a dick. Yeah, hell yeah. Like just pulling it back.

SPEAKER_04

Welcome to the yellow. Welcome to the yellow.

SPEAKER_08

I'm just making bloodshot red.

SPEAKER_03

I know, yo. Fuck.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know what it was today, man. I literally, after you gave me a cut this morning, I drove home. I felt dead inside. I literally like laid on the couch, put on a show, and passed out.

SPEAKER_03

I swear to God, you you fucking passed something on to me because as soon as you left, I took a fucking I took a cold plunge shower. Alright. And then fucking, I was like, yo, why am I so tired? I took like a two-hour nap, bro. I don't nap.

SPEAKER_08

Same, dude. Lately, I don't know. I've been napping like an old person. It's terrible. It's terrible. Dude, like I'm turning 38 tomorrow, and literally, I think the first three days of my vacation, I took like three naps a day.

SPEAKER_03

Damn, nigga. Happy early birthday, man.

SPEAKER_08

It's terrible, bro.

SPEAKER_03

I don't even know what I'm doing tomorrow. You know what you're doing tomorrow? Nah, I don't know what the hell I'm doing tomorrow. Honestly. Probably nothing. Are you working? Probably nothing.

SPEAKER_08

No, no. Oh, I'm sure the lady got something, something for you. Probably, or just, you know, what do you want to do today? Because that's usually the case, you know how it ends up being. As you get older, you end up just buying your own stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And and the partner just hates it because, like, you're like, I can't ever get you anything because all you do is buy your own things. I'm like, well, I got adult money now. I can't help it. Like I gotta buy stuff. I can't wait.

SPEAKER_03

Right, right, right, right. You know what I can't wait to get? GTA 6, bro. Dude, if that ever comes out. It's been like 10 years in the making.

SPEAKER_08

If that ever comes out, it keeps getting pushed back.

SPEAKER_03

You don't think it's ever gonna come out?

SPEAKER_08

It'll come out. Just when? I think it's gonna come out.

SPEAKER_03

I think it's gonna come out like August.

SPEAKER_08

Like last year, you know, they had it and then just pushed it back again.

SPEAKER_03

I know. How do you think it's gonna be?

SPEAKER_08

I think it's gonna be really good with the the type of technology and the type of software that they have nowadays and how creative they are. Uh I think it's gonna do really well. I think what they they uh honestly they got like high hopes. Like a lot of people got mad high hopes on that game. And if they can't execute when that game comes out, I think it's gonna be a big problem for a lot how long it's been in the making. I mean how much do you think that's gonna cost? Like 200 for the base game?

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, for the basic.

SPEAKER_08

That'd be crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, no, for real, it'd be probably like 250, 260 for the extended whatever, or some like armor, or maybe like an armor truck that comes with it or some shit. You know what I'm saying? You know how they be.

SPEAKER_08

You get a live assault rifle.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, or like uh or like two extra characters that, you know, whatever. Maybe an extra person and they do their storyline. Yeah. And it could be like the bait uh like the continuance of GT7 for that character. Who knows? GTA seven.

SPEAKER_08

To be honest, like I don't even I don't I don't think they care. I think they truly know that they can release it at any time. And they're gonna make billions. So like oh yeah, man.

SPEAKER_03

Billions. Well, I heard it almost took like almost it's taking like almost a billion dollars to fucking make. Not believe it. They'll make that another day. I know. No, for real. Yo, you know what'd be cool? I think what they're gonna do, I think they're gonna do face recognition on your shit so you can look exactly like the character. Kind of like NBA. Kind of like NBA.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. That's like some old school shit. I remember that back in the day in like Fight Night.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, 2K, um, well, 2K. Fucking NBA 2K26 or 5, whatever the fuck it is now. But now, yeah, you you have the app on your phone, you take a picture in your face, and then fucking it comes up on your character, but it looks all fucking funky. My dude looked like he had like three different face colors, but at the time I probably did. It was funny because I had took off my hat, yeah. So my head was white and my face was brown. You know what I'm saying? So my dude had the fucking Hank Hiltan on his head. So like the tip of a dick. Yo, I hell yeah, like just pulling it back. Yo, dog, it was fucking rough, dog. My dude and my mate, my dude like 6'8. Oh man. You know, the joke, I'm like 5'6. Yeah, yeah. But nah, nah, yeah. He had my doofy ass face. My lip was mad big because I took the picture by it like this, you know, fucking dodo face. It was so funny. But yeah, I think GTA would do that.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I mean, I I don't know. I'm I'm curious to see what they're gonna implement. Because they did a lot with the other GTA, they got a lot, a lot to do.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I don't I don't I I hope it's not like Saints Row with like superpowers and shit. Dude, please no. I I would be so upset, dog. Because you know, like they're trying to make they made COD kind of like fucking uh what you're gonna call it? Uh Fortnite. Yeah, dog. You know what I'm saying? With the skins and all that, and I'm like, and they just I have it and I love COD, but I don't fucking play it. Even the new one.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I played it a few times and it was straight, you know, but I mean it looks good, don't get me wrong. I like the campaign, that's why I always buy I always buy the campaign and I play the campaign after that. Multiplayer will be alright.

SPEAKER_08

But I'm just I can't play COD anymore, dude. I don't remember the last time I played freaking Call of Duty. I don't even play multiplayer games that much anymore.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, you loved your Rainbow Six.

SPEAKER_08

Dude, I was addicted to online. I was addicted to the rush, the the ranking system, freaking just beating people's ass, talking shit. Yeah. Now it's just like Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I don't know. Yeah, you got you got bigger frictify fry.

SPEAKER_08

I just I just can't like deal with it. I don't know. Maybe my fingers are too slow. I don't know what it is.

SPEAKER_03

I think I gotta take this goddamn fucking uh this fucking feature off. Like with the zooming in and out shit. It's like if I move, it's like it's like following me. I don't like it.

SPEAKER_01

Like it watches you in your sleep.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, imagine. Camera just start turning, bro.

SPEAKER_03

Imagine just streaming and like remember people were doing that, they were streaming themselves 24-7 asleep.

SPEAKER_08

Sleeping and shit.

SPEAKER_03

People still do that shit. I don't know. You imagine like watching somebody sleep. Like, let me fucking subscribe to watch somebody sleep.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, dude. You're a fucking creep. You know the crazy thing is like creating content and then watching other people's content, and you're like, dude, this shit is stupid. Like, why is this why are people watching this shit?

SPEAKER_03

And then and then at the same time, you're right there watching the shit as you say it. You know what I'm saying? You're like, why are people watching the stupid shit? And then it's you that's giving it a fucking stupid shit, yeah. Whatever. Like, you're like, damn, you okay, I get it.

SPEAKER_08

Dude, I'd be I'd be sitting there like, alright, I'm not watching. Like, this is I know what this is gonna be. I'm gonna swipe and then watch something else. Keep doing it, and all of a sudden something else comes up. Like, dude, this is so this is so dumb. Why am I watching then after it's been a minute and the fucking video is already complete?

SPEAKER_03

Crazy.

SPEAKER_08

I already watched it.

SPEAKER_03

Crazy, dog. I hate that shit. But yeah, man, fucking um, I don't know how we get we got off the top of it, but yeah, fucking uh the GTA 6, man. I I really don't. I I swear, if it's like like fucking Fortnite, I'm gonna be just I don't think they'll go that route.

SPEAKER_08

I really don't.

SPEAKER_03

I really I really hope not because I don't want to see fucking whatever TJ with fucking his hands glowing and shit and shooting shit. You know, I'm like, oh man. I think it wouldn't have got me one of powers and shit.

SPEAKER_08

Saints Row was dope, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

It was, it was fun.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, it was fun. The first and second one was really good, and then they just started doing stupid shit.

SPEAKER_03

Uh I mean I only got to like part two, the second one.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, so that first and second one were good. Yeah, yeah. Because they were just normal, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

But I think I think Saints Row was obviously like the beginning of like, you know, like development wise, or like even like the movements, how they move, the cartoonish look, yeah, type shit. And it was like, man, we should just make this where people could just shoot at each other. Yeah, I don't you don't think so?

SPEAKER_08

Nah, I don't think so.

SPEAKER_03

Because because because Saints Bro, you had powers too, and you can fucking, you know. But then again, that leaping shit was cool when you jumped off yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

You like like you know how Fortnite started, bro?

SPEAKER_03

Hmm.

SPEAKER_08

You know, like the like the game when it released, how it was? No, it wasn't even an online game. Really? It was a it was a tower like defense game, like you would build a tower and then you would wait, and then just waves of enemies would come at you and you try to you try to survive. Kind of like a zombies, yeah, kind of like horde mode and like years of war or zombies, shit like that. Yeah, but it's literally the way they built it, it was it was that that was Fortnite. It was called Fortnite. You last the night when you build the fort. Oh, okay. And then it flopped. They said this game is just trash. They couldn't, it sold nothing. They saw um games like PUBG, where you know, where they drop in and you battle royale type shit, and they're like, you know what? I guess we'll try it. And now they're just fucking multi-billionaire billion dollar company.

SPEAKER_03

That's fucking crazy. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, and they made their money from them damn skins. Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_08

And if you look at how they're developing now, like they didn't even stop at just the same shit. They said, you know what? Let's go after Call of Duty, let's go after um some racing games, let's go jump throw Legos in there. Now they got a Lego game inside it, they got its own type of Call of Duty inside it, they got their own racing game inside it. Like they're developing games inside the game.

SPEAKER_03

That's crazy. It's insane. That's fucking crazy. And then, yeah, they do have like um, don't they have like Fortnite characters in Call of Duty? Or something like that? Yo, I could have sworn I think I saw oh no, no, no. Call of Duty is getting like obviously like celebrities. Yeah, and they got like the Simpsons and shit. Yeah, yeah. They had the fucking Squid Games characters. I'm like, this is crazy.

SPEAKER_08

I didn't like it. Because they're trying to be like Fortnite, right?

SPEAKER_03

Right. Right. I didn't like it. It made it, it made it, it just didn't make it like it was, you know, modern warfare. Like Call of Duty. It didn't, you know, like I understand we went through all the history, but there's more history wars, or you can make up some shit during that time, like in the you know, 1700s. Let's go fucking George Washington days when we have to fucking pack a musket. Yeah, it takes you like two minutes to shoot one bullet. Yeah, motherfucker. I got you. I'm about to shoot you, about to shoot you, and then miss. Hold on one second. Hold on. You know what I'm saying? Uh, that'd be fucking crazy. Pull out my fucking sword, you know what I mean, and just run it to your fucking neck piece. But no.

SPEAKER_08

I feel like there's I think the the genre of shooters, like military shooter type games, are just they've reached an end. What else can you do?

SPEAKER_03

I mean, you can definitely just um make new characters, even if it's the same war. And you know, you're fighting a different thing. It could be maybe a pilot instead of a fucking, you know, it could be different shit. It doesn't have to be just like, you know, the same person. Like Snake, like Snake.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You know, like Snake isn't everyone, you know, like come up with some new characters, kind of like um Assassin's Creed.

SPEAKER_08

For the storyline, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean like multiplayer.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, multiplayer, man. I mean, shit. You just obviously you can come up with new characters, new guns, and all that, but but it's the same shit. Right, right, right, right, right. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_08

There's nothing new to it anymore. Is it like you're paying like everybody says it all the time, you're buying a fucking copy and paste. It's like buying Madden.

SPEAKER_03

Yep.

SPEAKER_08

It's facts. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03

Like, I Madden's Madden. I got sick of that shit. That shit was yeah, I was like, this game is the same shit, it just looks a little better. That's why I'm like, damn, uh same playbooks, all that shit. I understand that's what it is, that's how they work, that's how football is, but yeah. That's why I got into the NBA for a while, like a few years ago. I had NBA like 2K 24 or whatever.

SPEAKER_08

And NBA, I don't even play like sports games, but I know like NBA brought in like you know, outside street court basketball, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

That was cool. That was cool.

SPEAKER_08

You know, they brought mad different shit instead of just the same fucking go through a league and win, whatever.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I um and they and they gave it a story mode too.

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Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You know, when you go to career and shit like that. But I like I like the fact that it looks good, the dunks are good, the buttons, you know, it's like, and you know, you you can you can do whatever you want. You're not like have you don't have to run a play.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Like Madden. Maddie, you gotta run a play. You don't run that play, you ain't going nowhere. You know what I'm saying? So other than that, yeah, I was just like, and if they do that, they do that dumb shit on that fucking goddamn game, I'm gonna be mad. Like GTA, for real. I I I just I keep saying it. And I was like, you know what? If they don't have a mail truck, I ain't I ain't fucking with it either. They need to have a mail truck, bro. Open up the bag, it'll be a big ass bazooka, blow your shit out. Yeah, you have to do that.

SPEAKER_08

I'm gonna deliver these drug packages within a time limit.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, don't worry. There's a rocket in the back. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, yeah, and there's extra boosters in this motor. You know what I'm saying? Exactly. So you hit the road, hell yeah, boom, boom, boom, you fucking out in the fucking mail truck and shit. That'd be sick. And you got the suit on. You know what I'm saying? With the satchel with the mail in it. Yeah, you know what I mean? That'll be fucking sick. They have to have that. I mean, the way that they they're developing this game, they gotta have like a banker, obviously. You know, like like just like the banker should have like when he leaves his fucking uh goddamn business, he should be hopping in the benz or something, like or Maybach, or have a driver come pick him up.

SPEAKER_08

Like, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Am I getting this? You know, they can steal it. You can steal it. You see the fucking bank teller coming out, you steal his car. Take that Maybach, take it to your garage, make it yours.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Yeah, they just need to take like the role-playing type of uh concept that they've been doing lately and just implement it into the game. Because there's a lot of like the role-playing servers where people will do shit like that. Yeah, like T Grizzly.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yo, that boy make m millions in his world.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Have you you seen that, right?

SPEAKER_08

I've seen multiple. Yeah, fucking.

SPEAKER_03

And T Pain?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. Them dudes got a lot of people.

SPEAKER_08

They build a server people pay to fucking be on it. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. He did the um T T Grizzly did the prison one.

SPEAKER_08

All right.

SPEAKER_03

Where you inside the penitentiary and you're just in there chilling, fucking beating people up for their lunch or whatever. Boinking, stabbing dudes, and there's a whole bunch of dudes just talking. Yo, it's crazy. I was like, yo, this dude got the prison joint. Yeah, and making money. Like, yo, T-Pain was talking about how all he has to do is say 7-Eleven. Because they write like a fucking what $200,000 check or something like that. I'm like, that's crazy. I'd say it like 10 times an episode.

SPEAKER_08

Motherfucker said, fuck singing. I'm going streaming.

SPEAKER_03

No, he did too.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. And he does the team move uh package reveal. You see nose? Yeah. That shit is hilarious. Making dough. Making cash.

SPEAKER_08

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, it's so sickening.

SPEAKER_08

Sponsorships and fucking ad revenue is crazy nowadays.

SPEAKER_03

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SPEAKER_08

Oh absolutely. Yeah. Absolutely.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, if you ever had uh if you ever had a superpower. Just one though. Like you can't have multiple things. What would it be?

SPEAKER_08

I'd teleport.

SPEAKER_03

Teleportation?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I'm I'm fucking tired of driving.

SPEAKER_03

I'm tired of driving.

SPEAKER_08

So you wouldn't have to teleport. What about you?

SPEAKER_03

I mean, I always thought like immortality. You know, but I'd probably be bored like fucking Logan. You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah. Like the the world we live in today.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, then I'd be like, damn, I had a hundred families, three thousand kids. You know what I mean? And I'm look and I look old all the time. I don't know. Oh well, immortality. I like the teleportation. I think mine I would like invisibility.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Even if I get wet, you can't see me. Like, you know how people get wet when they're invisible, you can't see them out. Straight invisible. That's it. Like this. You can't see me. You know what I'm saying? I fucking I'll beat the shit out of you while you're fucking there. Wow. Oh, what the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_08

Who would be the first person you punch being invisible?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, don't make me say the names. I can't say the names, bro. Fuck. I cannot say the names on that. And it ain't even a men.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_03

A couple of fucking bitches out there. I like to punch dead in the face. Ooh, goddamn.

SPEAKER_07

Surprise attack, just no. Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Just so when they uh so after I do it, I'm like, yes, I got you just once.

SPEAKER_07

That's all I need was just one shot.

SPEAKER_01

All I need is one punch. All I need is one punch. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, I got a voice disguise uh for the um for the PS5. Yeah, it was fun. I had the T-Pang going. Well, yeah, I got this this joint right here. I mean, I just connected to my headset. I don't know if you saw this on T M. Nah, I just got it. Oh, then somebody else. I was gonna show it to you um when you came yes, I mean this morning. I say yesterday. I felt like yesterday. Fucking tired, yo. That fucking I was tired, nigga. I was like, what the fuck this dude passed me? Like passing me mono or something.

SPEAKER_08

Yo, dude, I'm not in I'm dead ass, bro. I was like, I got up and I was like, I gotta do this podcast at 10. And then um you said uh that you're doing a haircut at 10. I was like, all right, fuck, what should I do? And then I was like, you know what? I'll just go. Dude, as soon as I got in my car, bro, it hit me like a bag of bricks. I was just like, god damn, I'm fucking tired, dude. Then you started cutting my hair and the buzzing and the fucking thing, bro.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, I know, I know.

SPEAKER_08

And you was like when you were cutting my lip, bro. Yeah, I was sticking in my head, I was like, dude, sure, should I laugh?

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, I didn't want to laugh either. I swear, I was like, I hope he doesn't laugh because we're gonna go through this all the time. Every time, all right, ladies and gents doesn't pass. Every time I cut his hair and I'm trimming around his lip, pause. I'm tripping around his lip, we just bust out laughing for no fucking reason. Oh yeah, that was last that other time. Yeah, last time I flipped his lip.

SPEAKER_01

It was so funny.

SPEAKER_03

We just sat there and cried laughing for like five minutes straight. Couldn't even fucking continue the haircut until we had to like get into our senses and shit. Yeah, that was bad, buddy.

SPEAKER_08

I was like, But it's the the fact that I had to think about that and hold my laughter this morning.

SPEAKER_03

I was just like Yeah, you was just too tired. Me too. I was like, fuck this, man. I'm I'm just I'm dead tired. That's why you did a mad short.

SPEAKER_07

You were like, alright, you're all set.

SPEAKER_02

See you later, nigga. Like, you do this shit. Make sure you hit it with the razor.

SPEAKER_08

I can't even deal with this shit right now.

SPEAKER_03

Oh yeah. I was like, nope.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I definitely I got home and I was out. I was done.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, if you can describe your life into a song. Damn, that's some deep dot shit. What would it be? What song would it be? That's I like that.

SPEAKER_08

That's a hard one. What would you? Because I I gotta think on that one. I can't fucking me.

SPEAKER_01

I'm locked up, they won't let me out.

SPEAKER_02

They won't let me out. They gotta be locked up mentally, physically, lyrically, hypothetically, realistically.

SPEAKER_00

Shit, dude. Yeah, I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

My life in the song, I would pick.

SPEAKER_01

The fuck is that? I am a real America. Oh man, what the fuck for the rights?

SPEAKER_02

Oh, Cogin song.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god, bro. Hell no. I'm gonna do that. Nah. I would do um. Yeah, the one I said before.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I wouldn't even know, man. I I don't I don't know. I don't even listen to music like that.

SPEAKER_03

I was gonna say you don't listen to fucking music.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, dude, I drive in silence. Really?

SPEAKER_03

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_08

I'm a fucking psychopath, bro. I drive in silence.

SPEAKER_02

You be in your thoughts.

SPEAKER_03

You just be like, don't worry about it. That's that yang. Do not kill today. Alright. We're not gonna kill, right? The customer's always right.

SPEAKER_07

That's the yang yin yin fucking right there, bro.

SPEAKER_02

For real, dog. That's crazy. I'll be jamming, nigga.

SPEAKER_08

I'll be like, Yeah, dude. You know how much Cammy and her sister like make fun of me, bro? So like when I when I first all right, I was dating Cammy for I don't know, I think probably a year, year or two, maybe. And um, we went to go get the cats. We went went to go pick them up from Selena because she breeded some cats. So we drove to Springfield, I think it was. Bro, tell me. I was trying to I was trying to surprise Cammy, so I went with her sister, and we it was like an hour and a half drive, pure silence, bro. You didn't put no music on? No, nothing. What'd she say? She she was fucking terrified.

SPEAKER_07

She thought I was a psychopath. Oh shit. Did you guys even talk? We talk like periodically.

SPEAKER_03

Oh my god. Bro, what is wrong with you, dude? I don't know, dude.

SPEAKER_08

Like, I alright, so music, I like music, but it it I can't listen to the same shit. And then the problem the all the other problem is is all the new music is fucking ass. Yo, I like I can't listen to it.

SPEAKER_03

I I listen to a lot of old shit still, and I understand why the my my OGs will listen to their old ass music.

SPEAKER_08

It's just I I can't, man. I can't so I'll listen, I'll randomly pop once in a while, I'll put on a whatever, I'll just play some music. But then after like an hour or like 30 minutes of driving, I'm like, dude, shut this off.

SPEAKER_03

Shut this off before I murder. And then I just go into my thoughts.

SPEAKER_08

Like I will go. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Damn, doggy.

SPEAKER_08

Fucking weird. I don't know what it is, bro. I just can't listen to music in the car.

SPEAKER_03

I have to. If not, I'm listening to a podcast.

SPEAKER_08

And I used to do that. I used to listen to podcasts. Now I can't even find a fucking podcast to listen to.

SPEAKER_03

Um, I mean, shit. There's there's a bunch. Now we got some. There's a bunch. We have ours, but there's a bunch. You can listen to the Sub With You podcast.

SPEAKER_08

That's true.

SPEAKER_03

You know what I'm saying? Which is true.

SPEAKER_08

Um, yeah, your brother Load of Ox and uh you need to throw that shit on fucking Spotify or something.

SPEAKER_03

It is.

SPEAKER_08

It is on Spotify now.

SPEAKER_03

I think everything's on Spotify as well. It's on iTunes. I meanTunes podcast.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, because I was telling you, I was trying to listen to our shit while I was at the gym and it would fucking cut out. As soon as my screen would go black, I'm like, son of a bitch.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, because yeah, you was on the website, that buzz prep. Pissing me off.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, it happens, man. But you alright. I'm good. Right? You tough.

SPEAKER_08

I think I'm okay. I it hurt my feelings a little bit, but I think I'm good now.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, um what's a small habit of yours that really annoys people?

SPEAKER_08

Small habit that annoys people. I mean, I think the biggest thing that annoys I would say camming, because this is the only one I'm fucking around most of the time, is burping.

SPEAKER_03

You burp a lot.

SPEAKER_08

I just randomly like burp. It's like disgusting.

SPEAKER_02

It's not even like a er, you know, it's like you're throwing up burping. That's gross.

SPEAKER_00

Like disgusting.

SPEAKER_02

For real, bro.

SPEAKER_03

It'll be like some shit like that. Like, I don't understand. At least it's like a throw-up burp.

SPEAKER_08

It's because like I force it. Like I feel it in my chest, so I just like push it out.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, like the acid reflex burp. Yeah. Oh man, I hate those.

SPEAKER_08

Shit stinks.

SPEAKER_03

And it'd be all foamy. Does it come up foamy? I'd be yo, my shit be foamy, and I'd be like, and I just spit. Fucking gross. That's from all that weed you be smoking. I think it's it's probably the beer, too. Maybe it's the beer foam.

SPEAKER_08

No, that's that's that's definitely my issue right there.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, like you just fucking cough throw up type shit. That's gross.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, it should be stinking, bro. I get it. I get it sometimes, bro. I get it.

SPEAKER_03

What's the most embarrassing fashion trend? Huh?

SPEAKER_08

What what's yours?

SPEAKER_03

Oh, oh, that people get annoyed?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, bro.

SPEAKER_03

By me? My brutal honesty, I think. You know? Your brutal honesty. Maybe I don't have a filter. Yeah, no, I don't have a filter. Like, I just be like, God damn, who the fuck gave you them big ass shoes? You know what I'm saying? Like, but I ain't even saying it to be asshole, I just say it the way I'm thinking it. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? I got it. Like my lady will be like, um, for instance, she'll be like, man, my head hurts. And I'll be like, well, you just smoked the fucking cigarette. You know, instead of instead of keeping it to my yeah, instead of keeping it to myself, maybe that's what it is. I I have a fucking I think so. I think that's what it is. I don't know. What do you do? What the fuck? What annoys you? Like with me.

SPEAKER_08

What you do? Nothing. I don't think there's ever been anything that annoyed me.

SPEAKER_03

I don't think you annoy me either. I love you, brother.

SPEAKER_02

Yang and yang.

SPEAKER_08

It's probably I mean, we lived together for like a little while. I don't think there was uh I think that bot because we keep we give our we give each other space. It's not like we're just fucking annoying.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and I never fucking yeah, I was never up your cool, so yeah, and I was never up your yeah, you never fucking bothered me. Yeah, no, so I don't I don't know. I don't know. Look like mom, nigga. He's I don't know. Bang bong oh man shit. I'm so I'm so blazed right now. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_08

I can see it in your face. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_03

What's the weirdest food uh combination like that you secretly love?

SPEAKER_08

Bro, the weird the weirdest fucking food combination that I secretly love with all the shit that you used to make?

SPEAKER_03

Like what? Woods in the moodles with a bunch of shit?

SPEAKER_08

Because we'd be yeah, we'd be broke as fuck. Hell yeah, we'd like nothing in the house, and you would just find anything and create the most fucking delicious thing I've ever had in my life.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, you know what I used to know, you know I used to do? Like when mom had like white rice, leftovers, there will always be like a can of spaghettios or something. And I would just mix that, the white rice with the spaghettios.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Fire, fire. With some square wonder bread.

SPEAKER_08

Sub roll and throw mad different leftovers in that bitch.

SPEAKER_03

Oh man, it was so good. Oh yeah. So good. Well, yeah, you never even.

SPEAKER_08

Did we ever who the fuck? I don't remember who the hell made it, but I used to eat uh fucking toast with jelly and butter, I think it was.

SPEAKER_03

Um I've had it before. Um Danielle used to make it like that. Lulo's mom, she she used to make it like that, toast and uh butter and jelly. That shit's good. That shit's fire.

SPEAKER_08

That shit was good. I haven't had it recently at all, but I remember that shit was good.

SPEAKER_03

I used to make grilled cheese sandwiches with mom's um raisin bread. Remember how she used to get the raisin bread? Oh yeah. Yo, dog, I used to brothers and bagels. Yeah. Oh no, not even the bagels, but I remember the bagels. Them bagels is fire. Hell yeah, them bagels is brothers, bagels. Hell yeah. Probably the best bagels I've ever had. Oh man, dude. For real.

SPEAKER_08

I missed those days.

SPEAKER_03

I I hated I hated that. Um I mean, I worked there, so the way they kind of did the cream cheese, I didn't I didn't like it, man.

SPEAKER_08

I don't even remember the cream cheese. I just remember mom making pizza bagels and shit. Oh.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, those were fire. The pizza bagels. I used to eat like this turkey and cheese bagel sandwich with the egg, with the egg, um, the egg bagel. The egg bagel was all thick, soft, and in my mouth.

SPEAKER_00

Oh fuck yeah.

SPEAKER_07

No pause.

SPEAKER_00

Oh, no pause. Unpause that shit.

SPEAKER_03

Unpause that shit. I should be on new shit. Unpause that.

SPEAKER_07

I'm gonna say that to my employee. Because my employee always says, pause. I'm like, nah, unpause that.

SPEAKER_03

Like, unpause it. I'll do it. I'll do it. Unpause it. That'd be interesting. But yeah, dog. So I remember like, so they had 50 different flavored cream cheeses there. 50.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, they used to have a lot different ones.

SPEAKER_03

So I'm talking about they had salmon, they had blueberry, they had anything you can think of flavor. I shit flavored, didn't matter. Piss, pussy flavored, dick flavored, cum flavored. Didn't matter. Right? But anyway, after like 20 minutes of it sitting there, you know, it starts to crust away in the top.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So you have to mix it in to make it look presentable.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

So when people come in, they still get in the crusty part along with the fresh cream cheese. It was that why they closed down? Dog, this is why I stopped. I quit. Like, I was so sick of even looking at it. I was so mad. I was really upset.

SPEAKER_08

Disgusting, bro.

SPEAKER_03

Unhell. Joe Estaba's moy moy pissed off out.

SPEAKER_07

Setto.

SPEAKER_03

See. Tony, Joey Star was come like, case the Passando a key, you know? So yeah. Didn't like it though. It was one morning that mom's like the manager was like, I was only in there for like probably six days or something. I didn't even make it a week. And um, she had said something to me in the freezer, in the walk-in freezer. And I was like, bitch, shut the fuck up before I fucking smack the shit out you. Like I was I like I went off on her. She was a fucking bitch anyway. And she made me and Ray uh shave our mustaches. Couldn't wear mustaches. I was like, what? And I had to wear a hairnet because you know, obviously food, but I had to wear a hairnet. Yeah. My long hair. Yeah. I was like, fuck this job. Mom was like, Mina, go home. Because I almost I felt like I was gonna punch that lady in her face. Jesus. So mom was like, Toma, like she told she made me take her the eclipse home. Remember, she had the eclipse on Monagnac. So I took the eclipse home. I went home. It was like fucking 5:30 in the morning. Bitch, get out of my face. Too early for the shit. Yeah, mom used to have to go there at four in the morning to start cooking the bagels. You know what I'm saying? So by like seven, they opened. And mom was the one fucking making all that shit. While that bitch sat there in her fucking stupid fucking Lionel haircut. Fucking nothing against fat people, but fucking stupid fat bitch. Fucking hate that bitch. Oh well, I'm glad mom don't even watch the show or even listens to any of the podcasts. So yeah, for real. But she be like, Louis, that's not good.

SPEAKER_08

No good. Don't talk about people like that.

SPEAKER_00

Yeah, no. Guys watching Yesus.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, no, no. Yo, I was uh we were we were painting the room, right? Um uh Cammy's book room, and I said something, I forgot what the fuck I said. It was something like, yeah, I'll fill your crack or something like that to Cammy in front of mom. Yeah, Cammy was like, ew, don't say that. I was like, you think I saved stuff bad? She was around Lewis for like for years.

SPEAKER_03

Like, see, that's what I'm talking about. The no filter. And I think that's what it is. I don't mean it. I'm just honest. Because every time I lie, it's like, uh oh, Lou lied. The world is over. You know, I'm like, God, bro. You want me to fucking tell you the truth? Okay. You fucking stink. Alright, your ass stinks, your butthole stinks. That's why I don't fuck you from the back. Shit, dude. Yeah, doggy. Alright, um, so um name uh name uh fucking talent. A useless talent that you have. Like you have a talent. Oh me? Yeah. What's the most useless talent you have? Like name a talent that you have and it's so fucking useless. I don't even I don't even think I have a talent. Yeah, you do. I think I'm stupid, bro. Nah, I can't even do a backflip. I can't. Dog, you talented with computers.

SPEAKER_08

Okay, I mean talent, it ain't useless though. Right. Right.

SPEAKER_03

Um fuck. Shit. Yeah, you never skateboarded.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, bro. I can't I ain't got coordination like that.

SPEAKER_03

No, you don't.

SPEAKER_08

You are so uncoordinated. I'm so uncoordinated. Dude, when I was roll when I rollerblade, I rollerblade like my ankle.

SPEAKER_02

You rollerbladed so gay.

SPEAKER_08

Even when I i skated, bro. I don't I don't like straight skate like skate. I fucking my ankles are, you know what I'm saying? Oh yeah, you just don't have the skate sound tight, dog. I have no stabilization, bro. I'm fucking so damn nothing.

SPEAKER_03

You don't even play basketball. You never really play sports either.

SPEAKER_08

Nah, bro. I was I couldn't play sports. I fucking go to the basketball court and fucking almost get beat up every time. Yeah, there was no fucking doing anything in my life. You sucked. I sucked, I was scared, I was skinny, I was fucking useless. That's why I I lived in my fucking bedroom. Oh, Jesus.

SPEAKER_03

Well, yeah, I mean, shit. Well, we grew up, you know, I understand, but still. Yeah. Damn.

SPEAKER_08

Useless talent being really good at video games? I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Probably. I mean, it's I ain't making noise. Yeah, so it's useless. But no, I mean I mean I'm just trying to think, like, you know, useless time. I mean, it can still be useful because you can play video games and it can be therapeutic.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. That's true.

SPEAKER_03

I don't have a lot.

SPEAKER_08

I don't gotta like I can't like bend my arm in funny ways, and you know, I can't you know, split my tongue in half. I don't I don't fucking know. Why'd you just do dude? What the fuck was that?

SPEAKER_01

I looked at myself for one second and you were just like week, reek, reek, reek, reek, reek, reek.

SPEAKER_03

There's always like an opera behind it before he fucking somebody get married. Yeah. Um, I'm just oh, I can do sound effects, pretty useless.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah. I can do it. Like with your mouth.

SPEAKER_08

So you mean like a fucking thing? That's gross. Pause.

SPEAKER_03

He said with your mouth, you can make sound effects with your mouth, nigga. Like what?

SPEAKER_07

It's fucking nasty, bro.

SPEAKER_03

You ever heard that one? Well, this one. They showing for kids anyway, so.

SPEAKER_08

No, it's not.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, my nose is so fucking stuffed, bro.

SPEAKER_08

Then clearly.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'm gonna be getting tired of this fucking camera.

SPEAKER_08

The don't fucking put the turn that feature off.

SPEAKER_03

I didn't I did, and you was like, what the fuck are you doing? What do you mean? You just zoomed out for no reason. That was the feature. Look, that was the feature? Yeah, there we go. That's the camera. See everything.

SPEAKER_08

Then just you can't like fucking drop it in.

SPEAKER_03

I like it like this anyway. Alright, then you can drop it. You're the one editing. I'm not gonna edit nothing. Alright then. What the fuck? Alright. That's it.

SPEAKER_08

Yo, what's what's with the hand, bro? What? Put the hand down. Whatever. It's showing a hand on my screen.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, it did. Get out of here. Did he show that?

SPEAKER_08

I wonder if it's because you're raising your hand. You know what I'm saying? Like, hey, I want to speak.

SPEAKER_01

Hey. Hey. Uh-huh. May I speak?

SPEAKER_08

That's how I felt in school every time I raised my hand.

SPEAKER_01

Fucking not me.

SPEAKER_03

I used to be like this. I used to be like. Yeah. Ah, and I used to hold.

SPEAKER_07

You had to hold your hand up because it was holding so long. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Like, that's the wrong answer, stupid. Me, me, me, me, me, me. After all that long, I fucking answered. They'd be like, nope, you're wrong. I'm like, oh, fuck God, too. I'm an idiot.

SPEAKER_07

I guess I'm gonna drop out.

SPEAKER_03

Like, you're a stupid ass.

SPEAKER_08

Oh man.

SPEAKER_03

No useless talents, huh? Nah, nah, no.

SPEAKER_08

I make use of all my talents.

SPEAKER_03

I just looked at the screen and you're like.

SPEAKER_08

The problem with like being able to see myself, I keep looking at myself. I'm like, damn, what's up with my eyeballs, bro? Or my my bags under my eyes, so I'm like trying to like fix it.

SPEAKER_03

Tired, man.

SPEAKER_08

I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

Tired. See, I I mean, we I mean, you can see the fucking goddamn bags and wrinkles under my I'm old. I didn't realize how old I look. You don't even look old, bro. Get out of here. Dude, I look like CM Punk right now. You really don't. You don't even know who CM Punk is, but I know who CM Punk is. Have you seen him now?

SPEAKER_08

No, I actually haven't seen him now.

SPEAKER_03

You might have to blur my can out.

SPEAKER_08

Sorry, I didn't clip it. You're good.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, yo, um, we're almost done with this fucking show. I'm I'm actually you know what? Let me get you one more. Alright, two more. Alright, maybe three more questions. Alright? If you can watch one fucking movie on repeat for a month, what would it be? Rush Hour. Part one? Part one. Oh shit, that's like your favorite, huh? That is my favorite movie of all time. He was like, no, you. He's like, I am you. No, you mean I'm you. You mean I'm you, no, you. No, I'm you. No, you not me. I'm you. Remember that?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. Was that part one? No, that was part two.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, was it part two? I know it was one of the motherfucking parts. That shit was hilarious, bro.

SPEAKER_08

That movie is so good, dude. I don't know, like the comedy and movies nowadays are fucking not as good. Not as good.

SPEAKER_03

You have to watch Tropic Thunder.

SPEAKER_08

I was just talking about that with Cammy today.

SPEAKER_03

Dog, watch that shit tonight. Watch it tonight with her. Probably will. Probably will. Telling you, dog. You're gonna call you're gonna call me and be like, movie is a classic. I'm telling you, dog. Robert Downey Jr.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I gotta watch that. Oh my goodness. Literally telling Cammy about that today.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, it's so funny, dog, because like you're gonna get what I was saying. Like, he's an Australian actor that plays a black dude in the movie. Yeah. And he stays in character for the whole movie, like other fucking uh actors. Like Leonardo DiCaprio, you know, he stays in character. Like so he when he played the Django, he was a racist dude the whole time of even like when they did they wasn't even filming.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, I'm gonna watch it. Yeah, fucking great. I loved it. Oh yeah, so Rush Hour. I would say there's an old movie that I love called Spies Like Us. Spies Like Us. Yeah, with um Chevy Chase and Um Dan Aykroyd. You don't know even it's an 80s movie. And that movie was so fucking funny. Just everything they did it, it was just like these two spies from America, they didn't even know. They were like the worst spies in the world.

SPEAKER_08

And they got like before I was born.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, and they got sent in the mission to Russia. Fucking hilarious, bro. Spies like us. Spies like us. I could watch that shit for a whole month by my fucking self. Sometimes it's on Tubi. So I've been watching it sometimes. I'll just throw it in to go to sleep. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. So fucking funny. But yeah, I think that'll be that that's definitely that that movie right there. Yo, my nose is so stuffed. I'm trying not to breathe into the fucking microphone right now.

SPEAKER_08

You can't even hear you breathe.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. You good. Uh so what's a random hobby or skill you've always wanted to pick up but never have? Basically, what's something that you always wanted to do and you never have? Like just always wanted to do like as a hobby or skill. That's a good one, alright? That's a good question.

SPEAKER_08

Video animation.

SPEAKER_03

Video animation, like games?

SPEAKER_08

No, like how your boy does, where he the fucking words come across a screen and they slide around and they do the ends and outs and all that shit. Like video animation. Like the beginning of a movie, the way it starts, or like trailer. Not like in in video editing way. It's more of like taking an object. You know how like Netflix comes up and goes zoom boom? Like that shit.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, okay, okay. Oh yeah, yeah. Like uh, like the logos.

SPEAKER_08

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Like and like a video logo too.

SPEAKER_08

And shit hat you make it do shit. Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, yeah. Oh yeah. That's fucking pretty fucking cool, fucking too, you know the fucker.

SPEAKER_08

I want to do that, but it's fucking hard. And I don't know the time to learn.

SPEAKER_03

Wasn't you doing some shit that you was trying to learn or was like in school how to like do like you know the matrix numbers? Oh coding.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

You still know how to do that?

SPEAKER_08

I I did the I did the college course for like three months. But that was back before it was easier. Like now it's a lot easier. Um, because it's not just zeros and ones. It's words. Yeah, it was dude. I got to the third month in, once we got to like the zeros and ones, I was like, dude, I can't fucking do this. Like what the I don't know what the fuck this means. How do you make something into something from typing in just numbers? That's interesting. Yeah, I couldn't do that shit.

SPEAKER_03

Shit, I I I didn't even make it to algebra.

SPEAKER_08

I don't mean neither.

SPEAKER_03

You know what's crazy?

SPEAKER_08

I was a pre-algebra my whole high school year.

SPEAKER_03

Yo, dog, we had algebra in high school. They got algebra in sixth grade now or something like that.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_03

I'm like, what? I was like, what? Algebra. Isaiah's more advanced than me now, bro. They'd be like, you don't know how to fucking count, you idiot. This is how you. If fucking got five apples and they took two, how many apples you have left? You like 53.

SPEAKER_02

You ever see those videos?

SPEAKER_03

I saw that. Oh my god, I love those fucking videos. The mothers be upset. Yo, banging on the table.

SPEAKER_01

If I took one apple and shoved it in your fucking mouth, how many apples would you have?

SPEAKER_07

Seven.

SPEAKER_03

Seven. Oh my god. Yo. Fucking retarded. I mean Tarded read. Shit. Damn. You gotta cut that out. You gotta cut that out. Stop close, bro. Dog, I could have went the whole show without saying it. It's right on the hour, bro. Literally right on the hour. That's fucked up, man. Come on, Lewis. Alright, so that's 54 minutes. Alright. I gotta bleep that out. Oh shit. Alright, bro. We're gonna fucking end this show, man. This is a pleasure, man. It's always a pleasure to have these conversations with you. And I'm glad that we started doing this podcast. Yes, sir. Just so we can, you know, because you know, we spent so many years really kind of separate, but you know, I would see you because I was hitting the streets and you was at home.

SPEAKER_06

Yep.

SPEAKER_03

And I was a young father, you know. Left mom's house early. You know what I'm saying? And it's been like what over 20 years. But we always obviously kept in contact. Like there's no fucking, it's not like we didn't talk, but we we're starting. Did this podcast is more for us to get to know each other way more? Unpause it.

SPEAKER_08

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Unpause it. But nah, I like it, man. Every um every week, these people are gonna um get into conversations. Maybe we can get some feedback and some comments. Um, you wanna um plug away where people can follow you?

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, as per usual, you can follow me on all social media platforms with the tag DonCryptic D-O-N-C-R-Y-P-T-I-C-C. Two C's. Very easy. I'm on all platforms. I got anything from gaming content, tech content to open up Pokemon cards. What could you do? And then we'll have the podcast up soon.

SPEAKER_03

All right, all right. Um, yeah, follow the podcast, the Yang and Yin podcast. Um, it's on Spotify now, um, iTunes. Um, there's other ones. I just I just don't have any notes. Um check out the Supple True Podcast. You can follow us on um Instagram as well, on the Supp With You Podcast, Instagram. Um, you can just Google LodaOx, L-O-W D-A-O-X, and all my shit's gonna pop up. I think that's the easiest way for me to start plugging away. Just Google me. I'm the only person with the name L-O W Space D-A-Space O X. Okay? Plain and simple. Oh, my Instagram is I am loaderox, if you want to check that out. But on my TikTok, which I have uh 17 and a half thousand followers uh right now. Um it's um I think LodaOx, L-O-W-D-O-D-O-X, right? Is that my is that my fucking shit?

unknown

I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah, well, just look me up. Like I said, Google it. And um, I'm sure you can find my TikTok. Uh my TikTok content is just um just me fucking around, uh you know, laughing at videos. I'll share y'all videos if they're fucking funny.

SPEAKER_08

Um your host Lou Garcia.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, your host Lou Garcia. That's my TikTok.

SPEAKER_08

It's the TikTok tag.

SPEAKER_03

Are you sure that's it? That's what it is? Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

At your host, Lou L O U Garcia.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, there you go. So this is Loda Ox, aka Lou Garcia. And I'm oh no, but it says Lota Ox, though.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, that's your display name.

SPEAKER_03

Oh, so my display name is Capital L O W, Capital D A, Capital O X altogether.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Alright, so check us out next week. This is the Yang and Yang podcast. And uh signing off with Crypty. Yo, follow his shit. He's awesome.

SPEAKER_08

I'm great.

SPEAKER_03

Alright. Alright, love you, bro. I'll check you out next week. Alright. Alright, thank you to the people. Yeah, remember leave comments, share, subscribe, blah, blah, blah. We'll just get we're just starting this. This is only episode two. By the time we get to episode 40 or whatever, we're gonna have our own formula.

SPEAKER_06

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

All right. Alright, buddy. I'll talk to you in a minute.