Work Sucks EP.3

Lou and Cryptic conducted their third Yang and Yang Podcast episode, discussing various personal topics including work challenges, family life, and recent experiences. Lou shared details about his job as a mail carrier, including unusual incidents like being chased by turkeys and a colleague being involved in a serious accident, while also expressing frustration with inconsistent management at the postal service. The conversation covered topics ranging from Cryptic's recent purchase of Ray-Ban Meta Wayfarer Gen 2 glasses with transition lenses to discussions about wrestling, with Lou describing his renewed interest in WWE and his appreciation for athletes like Jake Paul. They also discussed personal anecdotes about family, relationships, and everyday frustrations, with Lou expressing particular annoyance at his partner's habit of asking excessive questions. The podcast concluded with information about how listeners can follow their content across social media platforms including TikTok, Instagram, YouTube, and various podcast directories.

Transcript

SPEAKER_09 0:00

So there was a postal uh driver, I think, here in Massachusetts. Um, this happened like about a week and a half ago. Um, one of our drivers was rearrended, right? Yeah, and she was ejected from the fucking from the from the mail truck, and the truck landed on top of her. God damn, and she lived.

SPEAKER_00 0:33

Welcome to the Yang Park. Welcome to the Yang Park, but your host cryptic and blow the ox. Pitch your host cryptic and low the ox.

SPEAKER_07 0:56

I'm just clipping, bro. I I'm I'm good. You saw the clips. I just hit clip, and it creates a one minute and thirty-second thing, and I just fuck with You're just such an engineer.

SPEAKER_09 1:04

Easy. You're such a computer whiz. You're real, you're real computer-y. I'm a nerdy. Yep. You're like top-notch computer guy. Used to real beat you. Well, you was in the geek squad.

SPEAKER_07 1:22

The geek s. Did I? I think I wanted to work in Geek Squad at one point.

SPEAKER_09 1:27

I thought you was in the Geek Squad, you freaking geek.

SPEAKER_07 1:30

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. I started at Best Buy with the Um, they threw me in the camera section. They're like, yo, I know you want to do computers, but we need some camera nerds. I was like, dude, I don't know anything about cameras.

SPEAKER_09 1:43

Oh, so they throw you in different sections in that motherfucker? You just don't wander around, walk around, be like, can I help you?

unknown 1:48

No.

SPEAKER_09 1:49

No wonder motherfuckers just walk right by you. Yeah. Excuse me. Because I'd be getting mad. Like, excuse me, can you help me, dog? They'd be like, oh, it's not my section.

SPEAKER_07 1:58

Like, yeah. I don't know if they still do like I they still do it, but back in the day, they would put you in a section and that was your destinated area. And they were like, Yeah, you gotta help every customer, but you can't, you know, you know, you can't leave the area. It's like, okay, but what if a customer is like, hey, can you show me this? I gotta walk them to the area.

SPEAKER_09 2:20

And be like, uh, there'll be somebody coming here to help you in a second. Yeah, it's like that's why we got niggas be like, yeah, uh, can you come over here and uh uh dishwasher? Yeah, I mean whatever washing machines or no, no, he called out today.

SPEAKER_07 2:36

Can you help him out with that? Dude, I don't know anything about a washing machine.

SPEAKER_09 2:40

And then you start reading the tag that's on it.

SPEAKER_07 2:42

Yeah, I think it's uh yeah, this is a good one. It looks like it has a lot of spins and extra wets.

SPEAKER_09 2:50

But look, the price is higher, it's better, okay? Just make up your mind. All right, you pick out the best buy for yourself.

SPEAKER_04 2:58

Yeah, exactly.

SPEAKER_09 3:00

Oh right, well, this is it, man. This is the yang and yin pota with Lola Ox and K Lugarcia and the click dick. Thank you. Thank you. Even though it was a little late. It's a late applause, late applause, very late applause. Late as a plug. So what's going on, man? You was you was about to ask me something. You was about to ask me some shit.

SPEAKER_07 3:39

Yo, I was about to ask you something. Hold on one second. I'm gonna ask you real quick. With an AX. But no, seriously, like with your job and you do it, you know, you're being a mailman and shit. What's the craziest shit you've seen so far?

SPEAKER_09 3:54

Oh, well, um, there was on the news. I saw some shit on the news, and we got we got the news the the the next day at the postal service. Excuse me. So there was a postal uh driver, I think here in Massachusetts. Um this happened like about a week and a half ago. Um one of our drivers was rearrended, right? Yeah, and she was ejected from the fucking from the from the mail truck, and the truck landed on top of her.

SPEAKER_01 4:29

God damn.

SPEAKER_09 4:31

Yep, and she lived.

SPEAKER_07 4:34

Yo, how how hard did that dude the fucking car?

SPEAKER_09 4:39

I think it was a truck. It must have been a truck. But think about it. So what happened, the reason why she lived is because um she fucking got ejected from the car, I mean from the truck, and landed in a mulch pile. And then the truck landed on top of her, and like she sunk into the mulch instead of the truck crushing her. Tell me, ain't that crazy?

SPEAKER_07 5:05

Somebody's landscaping half-ass job saved our life, bro.

SPEAKER_09 5:09

Yo, it was probably the landscapers that fucking did it to her too. Yo, that's crazy, bro. Yo, it was not funny, but still she lived. I think it's funny now that she lived, but if she lived died, it would have been like, oh man, that's messed up, but yeah, but damn, dog. But for her to be inject ejected out of the truck, she didn't have on her seatbelt, and that door must have been open. Do y'all even put your seatbelt on?

SPEAKER_07 5:35

Let's be real.

SPEAKER_09 5:36

I do. I have to because they they drive around looking, they look, they drive around looking to see if you're wearing your shit. Because they want, they want, they want, uh, they just want evidence to fire your ass. Oh, okay. You know, they there's postal service, uh, person postal service inspectors that walk around. I mean drive around, and there's your postmaster, which is your boss, everybody's boss, he'll get bored and be like, you know what, I'm gonna go follow some people.

SPEAKER_07 6:04

That's weird.

SPEAKER_09 6:05

Yeah, it's fucked up. It is weird, I hate it, it sucks, and it just makes me not even respect the postmaster. Yeah. You know, it's just stupid.

SPEAKER_07 6:13

That's straight micromanaging like a motherfucker, bro.

SPEAKER_09 6:16

Yeah, it's too much. It's too much micromanagement. And it's the reason why I really, really, really fucking hate the fucking job. Other than that, I like the freedom, I like the people, you know what I'm saying? I do my shit. It's not an easy job at all. I like the hours, but it's just uh every two to three months, we have a new boss coming in there and they're high horse. And they talk shit, they look at you like you nothing. And me, you know, I don't hold my tongue, so I fucking be like, fuck you, go kiss my ass, go ahead, write me up, talk to my fucking my my union representative because you can't do shit to me, bitch. Yeah, I didn't put my hands on you and I didn't call you a cunt yet. So, for real, every time I go to like get my coffee in the morning at like cumbies or something, they'll be like, hey Lou, how are you? I'll be like, ah they'll be like, haven't gone postal yet? And I'm like, nah. Nah, I ain't shooting nobody up in no post office, bro. That's crazy. Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_04 7:18

So crazy, dude.

SPEAKER_09 7:20

But yeah, other than that, yeah, that's that was that was one crazy fucking thing I heard. That's just one. I mean, I've heard plenty of other shit. My boy Clifton got bit by three different dogs. It's fucking hilarious. They got to go to the hospital three different times.

SPEAKER_07 7:37

Suckers got rabies and shit.

SPEAKER_09 7:40

One of the dogs was his friend's dog, so he didn't sue. I was like, I would have been suing everybody.

SPEAKER_06 7:45

Shit.

SPEAKER_09 7:46

Fuck that. I'm blind, man. You need to keep your dog in the goddamn house on a leash. I seen videos where the dog went right through the damn window chasing people. I'm like, oh shit. For real, you seen those videos?

SPEAKER_04 8:02

Yeah, it's like an apocalyptic.

SPEAKER_09 8:04

Yeah, it'll be like UPS driver or all the motherfucking delivery dudes, dog, always getting chased by a dog, yo. It's so funny. It's fucked up, but it's funny.

SPEAKER_07 8:15

Yeah, the funny ones is like when they're getting chased by like turkeys and shit.

SPEAKER_09 8:18

Yo, like that was me. I showed you that video, right? No. What?

SPEAKER_04 8:24

I saw one on TikTok, bro.

SPEAKER_09 8:27

I got chased by turkeys three different times, bro. Like they won't even let me open up the mailbox because it was surrounding it. And then what they do, they like to follow the truck. I think I don't know, maybe they see the big eagle on the side and think it's a bird. But they follow the truck, they'll follow you for like a whole mile, bro. They'll leave that whole flock just to keep following the truck. I got videos and everything.

SPEAKER_07 8:52

Yeah, you never showed me that.

SPEAKER_09 8:53

Yeah, duh. There was uh it's one video where there's one fucking uh this one carry, he was a new guy. Yeah, and uh he was covering, I forgot whose, maybe it was my route or something, somebody's route. And the next day he goes, Hey Lou, look, I got chased by um I got chased by turkeys. And I'm like, what? He was like, Yeah, it's on the news. Cape Cod Times put it on the news, bro, because the person caught it on their ring camera.

SPEAKER_04 9:23

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 9:24

They caught it on their ring camera and submitted it. So he was on the news. It was so funny, though. He's on the porch, like he couldn't go nowhere because they they they surrounded him in the porch.

SPEAKER_08 9:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 9:35

So he was like swinging shit, trying to swing away just to run to the truck. And when he ran to the truck, you see the turkeys like follow right behind him. It was fucking hilarious, bro. Oh shit. Shouts to Wayne.

SPEAKER_07 9:47

That motherfuckers are brutal, bro.

SPEAKER_09 9:49

Yeah, shout out to Wayne, though. He was like, yo, that shit was crazy. He was like, now I believe you because I told him a story like a few days earlier than that about me. They surrounded me, dog. I was like, yo, these turkeys are no joke, bro. Dog, I I I maced I maced one like second time.

SPEAKER_07 10:09

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 10:10

Right in the eyes, too. For real. He was by the truck and he was he kept going. And I'm like, what the f get away. And I'm like swinging his stick. He wouldn't fucking, he was trying to jab at the stick, so I was like, you know what? Fuck this. I grabbed my mace and I was like, that shit was like this shit fucking ran away to his boy. This boy's just like, oh shit, what's that smell? It was dog spray too, right in his eyes, dog. You see the orange on him?

SPEAKER_07 10:36

Damn.

SPEAKER_09 10:37

Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_07 10:39

So y'all have some sprays to protect you from that shit?

SPEAKER_09 10:41

Well, we have dog spray.

SPEAKER_07 10:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 10:43

But we also have, I think they started taking away the spray. Um, and then now we have a horn. The loud horn that goes, yeah. So to scare him. But I was like, fuck that. I want the mace. I'm fucking macing dogs, nigga. Fuck that.

SPEAKER_07 10:59

And then you can't get it fucking like sued for that shit. Like if you want to do that.

SPEAKER_09 11:04

Well, for macing a dog?

SPEAKER_07 11:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 11:06

I mean, if the dog's attacking you, what are you gonna do? You're not gonna defend yourself?

SPEAKER_07 11:10

No, of course.

SPEAKER_09 11:11

Right, so if you hit it with a bat, it's still the same shit.

SPEAKER_07 11:14

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 11:16

Yeah, dog. And then nowadays everybody got a fucking ring camera.

unknown 11:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 11:21

You know what I'm saying? If not, there's cameras on a fucking post.

SPEAKER_06 11:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 11:24

There's cameras everywhere. Or the fucking the fucking goddamn mailman has a damn camera on him or something. Yeah, it fucking, it's it's I don't know, man. Like I said, it's a good job when you're out on the street by yourself. Yeah. But when you're in the office, it's just fucking hell.

SPEAKER_07 11:48

It's interesting because I I remember I think when you first started, you were enjoying it.

SPEAKER_09 11:54

Right. Because we had good management.

SPEAKER_07 11:58

Gotcha, gotcha.

SPEAKER_09 11:59

You know? Like the postmaster that was there was fucking awesome. You know what I'm saying? You'd be like, hey, this and that. You'd be like, alright. You know what I'm saying? And he wasn't in there in his high horse trying to write everybody up over some dumb shit.

SPEAKER_07 12:11

Gotcha.

SPEAKER_09 12:12

Yeah, yeah. And now you got postmasters that come in here be like, no, you can't do that, you can't do that, me, you can't do this and that, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys are talking too loud. Like, what? We can fucking talk. Fuck out of here. The fuck out of here. Mind your business. And I get mad too. I get mad, and then my fucking my stewardess, which is my union representative, he'll be like, Lou, you alright? I'll be like, nah, man, fuck this fucking bitch. And I just wild out. I wow out. I don't keep my mouth shut. None of that. Because I couldn't do that. I can fucking complain. I got freedom of speech. That's my First Amendment right. Nobody can tell me I can't speak up. Jesus, bro. You know what I'm saying? I'm not threatening you and I'm not threatening your family. Yeah. So I'm good. I could just call you a fucking bitch or whatever I want to call you.

SPEAKER_07 13:03

That'd be amazing, you going into my role.

SPEAKER_09 13:07

Yeah. Smack somebody with a fucking cell phone. Like, bitch, I said it works. Now it don't work. Get out of my store.

SPEAKER_07 13:19

Oh man, the amount of patience I need for that job is insane.

SPEAKER_09 13:23

I know. I can imagine. Because you do a lot of like, you know, face-to-face uh client consultation.

SPEAKER_07 13:30

Yeah, it's that and dealing with grown adults like my uh my my reps. Grown ass adults not doing their job or being lazy or whatever, you know, and trying to remind them to do A, B, and C. You know, hey, clean this up, hey, put this away, hey, make sure, you know, you bring this out. And it's like, dude, I I feel like I'm talking to my kids. Oh, yeah. Go put your toys away, you know, pick this up.

SPEAKER_09 13:56

Go put your toys away.

SPEAKER_07 14:00

That's funny. Fucking crazy, bro. But like, I don't know. Some some days I'm like, I've been doing this for a very long time, and I'm reaching a point where it's just like I just don't want to deal with people anymore. I really fucking don't. And there's like another position that they want to put me in, it's like operational side to deal with like you know, inventory and money and all that other bullshit. But it's like it also doesn't have job security. Like that position can go away any day, and then I'm I'm fucking done. Interesting. So it's like I either deal with these people or I do that. Or I don't know, I fucking do something else and make it. I don't know. I'm getting paid good is the issue. If I wasn't getting paid good, it'd be different.

SPEAKER_09 14:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, me too. If I was getting paid more or better money, I won't be complaining as much either.

SPEAKER_06 14:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 14:55

You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm it's just dog, if you see like the rule changing every time a new fucking postmaster comes in, it's fucking ridiculous, dog. Yeah. It is and it's sickening at the same time, dog.

SPEAKER_07 15:11

Is it because they're quitting or is it just because they're just rotating them?

SPEAKER_09 15:15

They're rotating them. They have to rotate them.

SPEAKER_07 15:18

Stupid.

SPEAKER_09 15:19

And I that's what I say. I don't understand why you fucking rotating motherfuckers for. Just leave leave the people there, you know what I'm saying? But that's what they do, they just rotate managers. So you got new ones, they'd be like, oh, I don't like these here. Let's switch up this and this and that. And or you can't take down your mail yet until you put away the boxes. And some people be like, you can't put away the boxes, you know. It's like all changes. So we get frustrated. You know what I mean? I'd be like, Well, hold on. The last postmaster said that we can do well. I'm the I'm I'm the real postmaster now.

SPEAKER_07 15:54

Like, so that's that's mad and consistent.

SPEAKER_04 15:58

Yeah, dog.

SPEAKER_09 15:58

I'm the captain now. Look at me, look at me, I'm the captain now. He'd be like, fuck off. You do what I say. Yeah. But we got this other postmaster now. I don't even say a word to him because I had uh he just did some dumb shit, and I was like, why the fuck are we doing this? And he was like, Oh, this is how I did it 10 years ago. I was like, fucking 10 years ago. Yeah, I was like, nobody does this shit no more. You know what I'm saying? And I was like, it's fucking bullshit. And he was like, I'll relay you the message. I was like, you fucking clown, clown ass motherfucker. And mind you, when he was coming, everybody was like, Yeah, yeah, this dude is awesome. He's cool, man. Yeah. Yeah, all right. Everybody that said he's fucking awesome hates him now. I'm like, this fucking dude's a clown. Straight up clown. I hope he listens to this podcast because fuck you. Fucking pussy. I can say what I want. I'm not on the clock, so. There you go. Anything you got in my head, I'll be like, let him say something. And I'm gonna be like, yo, when we get off the clock, talk that shit in the pocket lot, bro.

SPEAKER_05 17:08

There you go.

SPEAKER_07 17:10

Yeah, I've reached I've reached the point that I'm literally like I don't know, when they talk, I'm like, uh-huh. Yep. Yeah, yeah, no problem. I'll get that done. Yep. But nothing. No, I just I go back to doing what I'm doing. Because like my shit, what I'm doing is working. Why the fuck am I gonna change it to something else? Right. Like, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_09 17:31

Like this dude just changed all our stations, right? Put a mad close together so we have no space to fucking do anything. So I look like I'm in a fucking cubicle now, right? Casing mail, and then I got all these boxes and these packages behind me that's in the way of everybody else trying to get by too. I was like, what what how fucking dumb are you, dog? Oh, this is how we did it 10 years ago. Oh, well, this 10 years ago, shit, dog. Because he was a postmaster there 10 years ago, and he's back.

SPEAKER_07 18:05

And 10 years ago, there wasn't that much fucking mail or boxing. Correct. Wait, come on.

SPEAKER_09 18:11

This dude is just still stuck in 10 years ago. Fucking clown. Now he sits there, he'll he'll discipline somebody and try to talk to him like they're their friend after. He'll be like, hey, did you watch the game? Like, motherfucker, you just wrote me up. Get the fuck out of my face, you fucking idiot. Fucking clown, dog. Dude is a clown, straight up clown. The postmaster before was a female. We hated her. Now we can't we hope that bitch came back.

SPEAKER_04 18:40

That bad.

SPEAKER_09 18:40

Yeah, dog. I was like, yo, I want this bitch to come back, dog. For real. They'd be like, for real. Hell yeah, dog. I mean shit. And I'll be like, yeah, dog. She was a bitch, but she wasn't like this.

unknown 18:51

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 18:51

She wasn't a two-faced bitch. You know, if she didn't talk to you, she didn't talk to you.

unknown 18:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 18:55

This motherfucker will write you up and then try to be your friend like two minutes later.

SPEAKER_06 19:00

Yeah, nah.

SPEAKER_09 19:01

But fuck you, nigga. You just wrote me up. You you fucking putting my job at risk, you piece of shit.

SPEAKER_06 19:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 19:08

Because I don't I don't because I don't agree with with what you're trying to change and you're fucking it up for everybody. Nah, fuck that. See, now I'm getting mad. What's my blunt? Shit. I'm getting mad with this fucking fucking piece of shit out of it. And I'm pissed. For real, though. For real, dog. I'm like, this is some clown shit.

SPEAKER_07 19:32

Oh man. There's always that. There's always that person, man. I deal with that shit at my job too. Um based on like other managers and shit like that. I like that.

SPEAKER_09 19:42

So you have like corporate calling you type shit?

SPEAKER_07 19:47

Yeah, not really. It's so we have eight managers in our area for eight different stores with one area manager, obviously. Our area manager is he's alright. He's not like up my ass. I don't know, maybe he's scared of me. I don't I don't fucking know. But then his boss has been there for years. But her usual our retail team is supposed to be like working as a team, and all eight managers don't even fucking talk. Because they all hate each other for some stupid reason. I'm just in my own cubicle.

SPEAKER_09 20:19

You think they hate each other because they're like, I'm the better manager, I'm the better manager. I should be getting paid more. I'm the number one manager.

SPEAKER_03 20:25

Why are you taking my reps?

SPEAKER_09 20:27

I'm the number four, I'm number five, I'm number three.

SPEAKER_03 20:29

Shut up, bro. Yeah, high horse.

SPEAKER_09 20:32

I hate motherfuckers in the high horse dog.

SPEAKER_07 20:35

I just I just do my own thing. Everybody's like, man, Angel, you're pretty cool. It's like, yeah, because I don't fucking dive into other people's business.

SPEAKER_04 20:42

Bullshit. Stick to my own shit. For real. Nah, I don't think I can take that shit.

SPEAKER_07 20:49

I don't know. It's it's I don't think I'm going anywhere, especially with child support going. My child support situation, I don't think I'll be going anywhere for a while.

SPEAKER_09 21:00

I'm almost done. I'm almost done with my child support. Well, Lulo graduates next month in a few weeks, so he'll be out of my hair forever. How old is he? He's 22. Graduating college, that's why.

SPEAKER_07 21:19

Gotcha, gotcha.

SPEAKER_09 21:20

Like you'll be still be on child support. I know. Until if they graduate college and their mother decides to um emancipate them, if not, you still gotta pay back support, whatever you didn't pay, all this other shit. Like, I'm paying back support for my 28-year-old daughter. A grown woman who's got two kids.

SPEAKER_05 21:40

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 21:42

But that's from like 20 years of going negative, like two grand.

SPEAKER_05 21:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 21:48

So it adds up, it's like 40 grand. But I'm down to like, I think, like seven grand. As soon as I pay that off, nigga, I'm getting my pay. Passport? Finally? Because I can't get a passport. Oh really? No, you can't get a passport if if you if you owe one cent, you can't get a passport.

SPEAKER_07 22:09

That's crazy. That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 22:12

Yep. You have a passport? You're lucky. Well, they'll take that shit right away. You start owing. You start owing, they'll take that shit right away. You won't have a passport anymore.

SPEAKER_07 22:25

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 22:27

Tell me about it.

SPEAKER_07 22:28

It's whatever, bro.

SPEAKER_09 22:30

I mean, uh That's why we we can only take like cruise ships, fucking trips. I can't I can't leave the country.

SPEAKER_05 22:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 22:38

And I still haven't done that. Still haven't done the goddamn cruise. Well, hopefully next year, right? For your for your wedding. Yeah, yeah. So. That shit. We'll see. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Where is that coming from, dog? You know I've been up since 6 30 in the morning. What? That fucking yawn, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 22:59

I'm tired, dude. I've been tired. I've been way too tired. I fucking slept on the couch and woke up at 4 o'clock and went to bed. And I don't. I don't know. I don't even I don't even remember if I fell asleep or not.

SPEAKER_09 23:13

Doug. I started watching WrestleMania at 6 last night. The first first part of WrestleMania. I have two two events now. Two-night event. Tonight I'm gonna watch the second half. But um I couldn't even make it to the last match. You know. Yeah. Uh fucking Cody Rhodes against fucking Randy Orton for the championship title. I couldn't make it. I was like, this. No, what? New, it's new. Old ones or new ones? No, new. The new WrestleMania event. WrestleMania 42. 42 years of WrestleMania, right? I know. I know. But yeah, I was so tired. I was trying to stay up. I was like, fuck this, I'm going to bed. She was like, you don't want to watch the last match? I was like, I can't. You don't see me dozing off? What the hell? It was like 11 already, and I'm like, I'm going to bed. I went to bed, woke up this morning, and it was right on my feed. Who won? So I was like, all right, it was cool because honestly, I didn't really want to watch that match. It didn't interest it. It didn't interest me. Like tomorrow's, I mean, today's matches are gonna be dope too. But there was a couple that were fucking sick last night. Like dope ass matches.

SPEAKER_07 24:23

You can't watch wrestling.

SPEAKER_09 24:25

Man, I fucking love it again.

SPEAKER_07 24:27

Again.

SPEAKER_09 24:28

Yeah, man. Because I fell out of love. Started what I loved UFC for so long, and then UFC just got dry.

SPEAKER_05 24:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 24:37

And then Dana White was just putting anybody in there. And then it's kind of whack. And they don't he don't even pay them fighters. Them fighters should be getting paid more than anybody.

SPEAKER_04 24:47

Yeah, he was a greedy fucking dude.

SPEAKER_09 24:48

Yeah, the way they fucking get beat the fuck up. You see their face all bubbled up looking like a watermelon.

SPEAKER_04 24:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 24:54

You know, I'm like, fuck that. Typical corporate, bruh. Yeah, yeah. But then one day I just fucking excuse me. I went and um had Peacock, and I saw Peacock had um all the WrestleMania's. So I was like, oh shit. So I just started watching where I left off as a kid. Then I got hooked together. What do you even remember that? Because I remember the last fucking WrestleMania I watched was like Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior. You know what I'm saying? So I went back to that, and then I just started watching all the WrestleManias, and then I started seeing the new characters and new people, and then who are these people and their storylines and all that shit. So I caught up. Because you watch it now, if you watched it a long time ago, you watch it now, you don't know who's who who's what. What the fuck's going on? You're like, what the hell? But I like to watch it because they just really athletic, bro. Like, these people jump off ropes. They fucking there's no like, okay, three minutes, okay, take a break. There's no rounds. There's no rounds. It's just one round that can last 30 minutes to a fucking hour. Dog, I fight for like five minutes, nigga. I'm on the ground like this. You know what I'm saying? For real, dog. That's no joke, bro.

SPEAKER_04 26:14

Yeah, yeah, no, no.

SPEAKER_09 26:16

Like, even if me and you was to wrestle for like two minutes, we'll both be on the side of the porch, like, yeah, nigga. Never mind fucking 30 minutes straight. Yeah. You know, and let me jump off a top of a rope. I'm breaking a bone or something. You know, and they they suffer injuries, they come back better than ever.

SPEAKER_07 26:38

And yeah, maybe faker and but like the athleticness. Athletic? I can't even say the word. But how athletic they are is that's a lot.

SPEAKER_09 26:49

Well, when you say fake, there's a certain fake. Oh man, here goes my camera. There's a certain fake that you can talk about. Like, people do get punched in the face, people do get kicked, they do get body slammed on the ground, they do get their head rammed into some stairs, they do get hit by chairs. Like, that's not fake.

SPEAKER_05 27:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 27:11

It's just scripted.

SPEAKER_05 27:13

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 27:14

That's the thing. Like the referee will be sitting there in the in the in the ring with them, and the referee gets all the things in their earplug. They'll be like, Alright, you gotta throw them against the ropes, and blah blah blah. And they'll be like, all right, and they'll do bloom, and then next move, next move, and then they'll be like, Alright, you take over for five minutes. I'll let you know when, you know, shit like that. There'll be times when then both, both of the fucking wrestlers fall to the ground and they're just sitting there for like two minutes. Both of them. Yeah. That's because they're getting their breath back.

SPEAKER_05 27:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 27:46

You know, but they're still doing a dramatic acting scene, like, oh fuck, I'm hurt. He hit me with the chin. Yeah, you know, you know, shit like that. So it's all a science and it's all scripted, but it's fucking put together so well.

SPEAKER_06 28:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 28:00

You gotta watch um Unreal on on Netflix. Is it about that? Yeah, it shows you everything how they do the show.

SPEAKER_05 28:10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 28:11

You'll be like, holy shit. And it's a fucking huge team, and there's a whole bunch of you know retired wrestlers that are taking, you know, that that taking the executive parts of the, you know, of the storylines and and shit like that. Yeah. Which is dope. It's fucking so cool. Like, especially if you see that unreal, that's when you open your eyes to be like, okay, yeah, wrestling is fucking crazy. Yeah. Yeah. These motherfuckers go, they go fucking seven days a week. You know, they they might have Monday night raw, and they have like uh Friday night Smackdown. It used to be Thursday night, but now it's Friday night. But throughout that week, they're doing promo runs, they're training, they're fucking traveling all over the world. You know what I'm saying? And they're putting fucking ass in seats, bro. You know what I'm saying? So it's a lot of work what they do. So they don't have time, they have to sacrifice their babies being born, Christmases, all that shit. They still have to perform, they're not there with their families most of the time.

SPEAKER_05 29:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 29:18

So sometimes, I mean, people do get hurt and they get injured, so they're out. That's when they're out with their families, they go and train, they, you know, they go to PT, physical therapy, all that. But there's times where you can fake an injury so you can go and spend time with your family. Like Triple H, which is the head owner now, not Vince McMahon. He'll be like, look, um, you've been working 300 days straight, you need some time off, go with your family. Um, we'll just say, you know, you your next match, you hurt your knee.

unknown 29:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 29:54

And then so you like, ah, and then they stop the fight, or something, you know, shit like that, and you're out. So there's there's ways for, you know, for like the the wrestlers to, you know, take take a break. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? But it is fucking insane how much they work. It's a lot of fatigue. Mm-hmm. And then, like, if you want to try out a new move, you gotta train for that new move for for a long time and and try to knock it out the park because if you do it wrong, dog, you're gonna break something.

SPEAKER_05 30:28

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 30:29

You know what I mean? You got you got these young athletes now, they go from the top rope all the way down to the ground, but they do like somersault triple flip type shit and land on you the right way. You're like, holy shit, how the fuck did he do that?

SPEAKER_07 30:43

So that's the how do you feel about the uh streamers starting to jump into that?

SPEAKER_09 30:50

Oh, I show. I thought I thought it was pretty cool that I show uh went in there. He fought last night. Yeah, he did a good job too. I like I like the fact that um like I showed already an athlete. He's fucking yeah, that that kid is amazing, he is amazing, and but if he wasn't an athlete, then I would have been like uh it's pretty stupid, but he challenges himself, yeah. You know what I'm saying? So I I like the fact I show is in there, you know, it's giving him the experience of being in thing, but I still think him being in WrestleMania for the first time, like you have to earn WrestleMania, bro. Yeah, you know, people gonna be a shortcut, right? Right, but he's a streamer and he's got billions of followers, yeah. So that definitely they put him on there, obviously, for the following. Yeah, you know, so they just smart about that. But um Jake Paul, Jake Paul is a fucking beast, bro. Like I don't like I don't like his fucking punk ass fucking boxing brother. Yeah, he's a fucking clown. That dude's a clown, dog. Yeah, he is, you know what I'm saying? But Jake, yo, Jake is a fucking beast in there, bro. And he he has the whole crowd hating him. Like he's a heel. Yeah, duh. So when you have that and you can do that, yo, dog, you're fucking selling seats, bro.

SPEAKER_05 32:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 32:20

And the boy can wrestle, and he's fucking jacked now. Yeah, you know what I'm saying? He's fucking jacked, bro. And that boy, that boy do somersaults from yo, he he does, yo, he did this one shit where the niggas was on the announcer table laying there, like all fucked up. He went from the top rope, um, balanced himself to the middle of the rope, and bounced off the shit and fucking landed on him. Bah! I was like, oh shit, like I've never seen that. And he did it. Yeah, that's it. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, there was one, there was one, there was one thing that he did. It was similar to that. You know how somebody could be in the middle of the ring laying there, laying on the ground. They go up to the top rope and you go, bah, you should frog splash him.

SPEAKER_05 33:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 33:07

One guy, I forgot who it was, he was farther, he was closer to the other side of the ropes, bro. Yeah, and that motherfucker bounced off the the middle of the ropes and then fucking flew across the ring dog and landed it. Bah! I was like, oh shit, that boy is crazy with it. Like, at first, I was like, oh, fucking Jake Paul, this nigga's clown. He's coming out like, yeah, and everybody's like, boo, and he just laughing at everybody. You know what I'm saying? Hated him. But come on, babe, stop.

SPEAKER_07 33:40

Good transition, though. That's a good transition for him.

SPEAKER_09 33:43

My girl's trying to distract me. I'm over here trying to have a conversation. But um, yeah, what was I? Because I just got distracted.

SPEAKER_07 33:54

Uh, we were talking about wrestling and how more realistic. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 33:58

No, Jake Paul, yeah. He when he jumped across the fucking ring, I was like, holy shit, this dude is amazing.

unknown 34:03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 34:04

Like, I didn't think he was that good. Totally, totally new respect for the guy. You know what I'm saying? So, yeah, Jake Paul, he's great. He's a good streamer that's on there, but there be other people who just aren't athletic and they shouldn't just be there at all. Yeah. So that's my thoughts on that.

SPEAKER_07 34:23

That's good. That's good.

SPEAKER_09 34:24

You like that?

SPEAKER_07 34:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 34:26

Got more questions? I got some questions.

SPEAKER_07 34:28

You go with some questions, bro. For a second.

SPEAKER_09 34:34

What's a small everyday thing that always brings you joy?

SPEAKER_07 34:39

Like kids. Dude, honestly, no, I'm not even kidding. Like my daughter waking up and you know, be like, Daddy. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's like the main thing. Like, it's I'll be waiting she'll wake up ahead of me, whatever, and I'll just be laying in bed, and then as soon as I get up and get out of the room, runs over. Daddy. Yeah, yeah. You know, I love that. And she's not, she's she's lovable, but more towards her mother. So when she's lovable to me, it's fucking like yeah, a unicorn. I'm like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_09 35:13

Shit, she was all over angel. I mean, Lulo.

SPEAKER_07 35:16

Yeah, she's over everybody but me, dude. She doesn't want to fucking like me to put her to bed. She doesn't want to me to cuddle her, nothing. Oh yeah. That's fucking funny. It's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 35:29

I remember those days, man. When I used to come home from work, Jaley and Alexis, they would run to me like I was like the superhero. Like, Daddy! And I used to be like, oh hey, baby, baby, I'm dirty, I'm dirty. You know, because I'd be fucking covered in shit. Not shit, literally, but but now that is a small joy.

SPEAKER_07 35:52

Now it's like nothing, you know. Like Zaya doesn't do that. He's 13.

SPEAKER_09 35:55

Yeah, oh no, you're not cool anymore. Once they're teen. Even if they're 11 teen.

SPEAKER_07 36:01

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 36:02

12.

SPEAKER_07 36:04

He'll come out of his room where I'm like, oh shit, you were here? I forgot that it you even came over.

SPEAKER_09 36:08

Right, right. I'm like, stop, dad.

SPEAKER_03 36:10

I forgot you existed. Stop. I'm what are you talking about, dad? Dad, look at that.

SPEAKER_07 36:16

You know what I'm talking about, bro. You wake up and you don't exist for like 17 hours.

SPEAKER_03 36:20

Then you come out and go, hi dad, I'm hungry.

SPEAKER_07 36:23

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 36:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 36:25

Get out of here, boy.

SPEAKER_09 36:26

That's so funny. Yeah, they got big quick, man. Um all these kids getting big too quick, man. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 36:38

Almost my height. Oh, they're fucking straight A student.

SPEAKER_09 36:42

If you had to live in a different country for a year, um, which country would you pick?

SPEAKER_07 36:49

I honestly wouldn't know because I haven't been to many.

SPEAKER_09 36:52

Um always wanted to go to.

SPEAKER_07 36:56

But if I wanted to go somewhere um and experience something different for me. For a year, for one year.

SPEAKER_09 37:05

Maybe Canada. Canada? Yeah. Fucking freezing up there.

SPEAKER_07 37:12

Yeah, I know. But we live in Massachusetts, so we're used to freezing.

SPEAKER_09 37:18

Yeah, but Canada, dog? Yeah, yeah. What the fuck's so special about Canada, nigga? I don't know.

SPEAKER_07 37:24

It's just different.

SPEAKER_09 37:25

Fucking syrup?

SPEAKER_07 37:28

Syrup?

SPEAKER_09 37:29

Yeah, like what are you gonna go to a syrup factory or something, bro?

SPEAKER_07 37:33

Dude, I don't fucking know.

SPEAKER_09 37:35

I don't really have like Toronto and be like, hey Drake, and then we'll be like, hey Drake, Drake, you like Drake? Drake or I don't even know how they speak. I know they have some stupid accent.

SPEAKER_05 37:48

Yeah. What about you?

SPEAKER_09 37:50

What about you? I won't go to Canada. Alright, where would you go? Uh, for a whole year. No, it ain't. Canada's cold. Yeah. Everywhere is nice.

SPEAKER_06 38:06

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 38:07

Um, I don't know. I would probably go to like um, I would say like maybe the Philippines. Even though it's so cruddy and poor over there. I would just go there for like the rainforest and shit and chill for a year, get off the grid, grow my my beard and nut hair.

SPEAKER_05 38:30

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 38:33

That's crazy. You know what I'm saying? Just fucking wake up one morning and just walk out to the forest fucking ass naked if I wanted to.

SPEAKER_06 38:42

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 38:43

Without anybody bothering me and my fucking beer belly. I don't know. I would say probably the Philippines or um I've always wanted to go to Egypt, but I won't be there for a year. And I wouldn't go there now because of the fucking war and everything that's going on. She's getting blown up. I would love Japan.

SPEAKER_07 39:07

I was about to say that. Japan, because I want to like know their see their culture and everything.

SPEAKER_09 39:13

Yeah, I always hear great things about Japan. How like clean they are. Yeah. Like they don't fuck around with pollution, bro.

SPEAKER_07 39:22

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 39:23

Like everything's clean. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_07 39:26

I definitely want to go there.

SPEAKER_09 39:28

And the technology's off the rail.

SPEAKER_07 39:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 39:31

Like just everything. When you go to a restaurant, you got fucking your ramen noodles soup coming down in the fucking in the goddamn conveyor belt. I'm like, what? Robots getting you food. Yeah, dog. They got fucking pizza box vending machines. You're like, damn, a vending machine that makes you pizza, bro.

SPEAKER_07 39:54

I definitely want to do a lot more traveling. Me too. Than I have been.

SPEAKER_09 39:58

Once that child support is clear, I'm gonna be alright. One day.

SPEAKER_07 40:05

Even if I can make it that far.

SPEAKER_09 40:08

I did my taxes, duh, and they fucking they robbed my they robbed my bank account. They robbed me for like $1,400. Well close to $1,400.

SPEAKER_07 40:19

What do you mean they robbed you?

SPEAKER_09 40:21

They robbed me because I didn't have supposedly because I didn't have fucking um health insurance last year. So they charge you. They're like, oh, you don't have health insurance? Well, we're charging you. Why are you charging me? I didn't have it.

SPEAKER_07 40:34

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 40:35

But that's just how Massachusetts.

SPEAKER_07 40:37

And the crazy thing is, is you not paying health insurance is probably gonna be cheaper than getting taxed.

SPEAKER_09 40:42

That's what I'm saying. It's fucking nuts. Bananas. I was pissed. Expensive, bro. Because I was like, okay, so I'm gonna have to pay this. You can take it out of my taxes. They were like, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I pay, I pay for my shit to get filed. And then four days later, my account's like, hey, you got $1,300 taken out of it. I'm like, whoa!

SPEAKER_07 41:06

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_09 41:07

I was like, I needed that. The fuck? I needed that money. Yeah, dog. And I'm like, shh, it's just all I had to do is just I shook my head and took a deep breath and I said, whatever, man.

SPEAKER_07 41:20

That's all you can do now, dude. You can't like there's no point of fighting anything anymore. It sucks.

SPEAKER_09 41:25

It's it's disappointing.

SPEAKER_07 41:26

I'll get a fucking I'll get a bill of the mill, some random, maybe an excise tax or water bill or some shit. I'm just like, well, got another bill.

SPEAKER_09 41:35

You got water bill?

unknown 41:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 41:37

Oh yeah, you're a homeowner.

SPEAKER_09 41:39

No?

SPEAKER_07 41:39

Wait, do I have water bills?

SPEAKER_09 41:41

Well you're a homeowner, but we don't, you don't Massachusetts don't charge you for water.

SPEAKER_07 41:46

Yeah, they do.

SPEAKER_09 41:47

They do?

SPEAKER_07 41:48

Yeah. Water bill. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, even when I was renting, bro, when I was renting in freaking Redbrook, bro, they were charging me $50 a month for water.

SPEAKER_09 42:01

Really? Well, I know Georgia and all that out of state, they they charge you for water, but yeah, well here in this fucking house I live in, um, it's ran by a well.

SPEAKER_07 42:13

Yeah, where we're sew where's sewage. Up sewage.

SPEAKER_09 42:17

Hmm.

SPEAKER_07 42:19

I can't remember what the fuck it is. Yeah, we pay a sewage bill. That's what it is.

SPEAKER_09 42:25

Damn, every time I'm every time I come into this room, my nose gets stuffy. I feel like sweat is fucking mold in this house. It probably is, man. And I'm fucking dying slowly.

SPEAKER_07 42:34

That probably is. You need like an air purifier or some shit, bro.

SPEAKER_09 42:42

You need an airpie. Uh if you had to uh if you had to describe your life so far as a soundtrack, what would the theme song be? Did I ask you this last week? I don't remember, honestly.

SPEAKER_07 43:05

Soundtrack. I think you did. You might have did.

SPEAKER_09 43:08

I think we went over that.

SPEAKER_07 43:10

You might have did. You might have did.

SPEAKER_09 43:13

Hmm. I might have had it, had it had might have had it, did it, did it.

SPEAKER_07 43:17

You might have did it did the had it did. Hmm. And then the did of the had, bro.

SPEAKER_09 43:23

But what? Ain't that a nat a nadinick? Alright. If you can have dinner, if you can have a dinner party with three people living or dead, who would you invite?

SPEAKER_07 43:44

Three people living or dead.

SPEAKER_09 43:46

Yeah, don't have to be celebrities, none of that. Just regular people or celebrities, whatever.

SPEAKER_07 44:00

Living or dead. Can be celebrity or non celebrity. I know my three.

SPEAKER_09 44:14

My three would be Christian, Rosie, and Lou.

SPEAKER_05 44:21

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 44:22

Especially Rosie.

SPEAKER_05 44:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 44:25

I miss her like crazy. Yeah. Those would be my three.

SPEAKER_07 44:31

Yeah, I would I was I was gonna think I was gonna say that, but I was like, let me just let me change it up a little bit.

SPEAKER_09 44:37

Let me let me not get sad. People don't know those are uh three cousins. My cousin Christian passed away years ago. And then my cousin um Rosie died. Well, she'd probably been like 10 years now, maybe? No. Not that long.

SPEAKER_07 44:54

So long, bro.

SPEAKER_09 44:55

And then my cousin Lou passed away last year. And Rosie and Lou were brother and sister, for those who don't know. So he's up there with his sister now, but tragic situation. Definitely have definitely have dinner with those three. 100%. And fucking catch up. Ask him how heaven is all worse. Rest in peace. Fuck, why do we go down that road, man? I'm so sorry.

SPEAKER_04 45:24

That was your fault, bro.

SPEAKER_09 45:25

I said sorry.

SPEAKER_07 45:26

I'm over here. I'm like, those names talk to my hand. I was like, I gotta think of something else. Like, what what should what should I take? Yeah. Phenomenal.

SPEAKER_09 45:35

Yeah, that'll be definitely the fucking dinner. I mean, I can say other people, but I would just take my immediate family first. Yeah, exactly. Shit. What's the best piece of advice you have ever received and how has it stuck with you to this day?

SPEAKER_07 45:57

Um a piece of advice, I mean it would be more work-related to be honest, but I had an old boss at GameStop who taught me how to be um like observant, I guess. He was kind of like a little bit of a father in a way, but one of those words that he used to say is listen, listen. And what that usually means is while you're listening to one person, you've got to make sure you have an ear open to listen to another. Which actually helped me out through my whole career on multitasking and everything, actually. I can't listen to it. Anything I do.

SPEAKER_09 46:31

I can't listen to two things at once.

SPEAKER_07 46:33

It's it's hard. It's it's not easy, but once you understand it, it's actually it's not that hard.

SPEAKER_09 46:39

I mean, but what if that one one is more important than the other? And you've been trying to like listen to this one thing all day and you finally get to it, like me with TV. Like if I'm watching something or interview and fucking Cherie starts talking to me, and she was like, Did you hear me? I'm like, no, I'm I'm watching TV. You're just blabbing away. I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 47:04

That's different.

SPEAKER_09 47:05

You're just you're just talking. You're telling me shit. You're telling me shit that I'm I can't listen to what I'm watching and you at the same time. And she gets frustrated. I'm like, no, you shouldn't be talking to me when I'm watching an interview. Yeah. Especially about your fucking nails or like, come on, girl. Like, talk to me about something that's really important. I love you to death. That's why we're still together. But hello. I can't do it. I can't do it.

SPEAKER_07 47:34

Yeah, that's different. That's different. I understand what you're saying. How is it different? No, no, no, no, no. That that's like I mean like when you need uh damn. Okay, I can't really explain it then, I guess. I can't explain it. Because it it's it there's different scenarios, because I I know what you're talking about. I'll be doing something, and then like Cammy will be talking. I'll be like, she'll be like, did you're not even listening? I was like, I can't listen. I'm I'm trying to focus on something.

SPEAKER_09 47:58

Like, yeah, you're fucking right.

SPEAKER_07 48:00

So I'm clearly focusing on something. Right. You're just talking. Like I can't I can't listen to that.

SPEAKER_09 48:06

Yeah, this happens all the time, like mostly all day too with me. I swear, dog. You know, I'll be like reading something or like even a comment on my phone. I'm like reading.

unknown 48:21

Oh.

SPEAKER_09 48:21

She's like, whang, whang, whang, whang, whang, whang. I saw a hearing. Walk, walk, walk, walk, wah, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk. You're like, did you hear me? I'll be like, no, I'm I'm I'm reading this. You you can clearly see me reading something. Forget it. I'd be like, what? What is it? And I'll be like, what is it? What is it? Nothing. It's not important. I was like, so why even say anything if it's not important? I like to hear important shit.

SPEAKER_04 48:44

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 48:45

You know? Especially when I'm watching interviews, dog. When I'm watching an interview, don't interrupt me, man.

SPEAKER_07 48:52

Yeah. When I'm doing something and I'm literally like just I'm trying to focus so hard on it, and they're talking, and then it just resets my brain that I can't. I don't remember what the fuck I just watched or listened to. That fucking drives me nuts.

SPEAKER_09 49:06

What's one thing that you hate about your significant other? It just drives you fucking bananas. Like just one thing. One thing. It could be the littlest thing. Doesn't matter.

SPEAKER_07 49:20

You're gonna get me canceled, bro.

SPEAKER_09 49:21

Cancelled with who? By what your lady or by the internet?

SPEAKER_07 49:25

No, by her. You'll be out. Not gonna be existing on the Netbox.

SPEAKER_09 49:29

Just one thing that you'd be like, God damn, I can't stand this shit. Oh, loud chewing. Loud chewing? Oh, she does. She opens her mouth. Does she eat with her mouth open? Uh Kimmy.

unknown 49:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 49:48

And then saliva.

SPEAKER_09 49:51

Tongue too?

SPEAKER_07 49:53

No, no tongue. Just saliva, bro. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 49:59

That's gross. I used to hate that shit when people did that in the cafeteria at school. I'm like, nigga, close your mouth while you chew, especially motherfuckers with braces. Fucking food everywhere all over your teeth, bro. Your bread, all that. I'm like, yo, close, eat your mouth closed, bro.

SPEAKER_04 50:19

Yeah, dude. It's bad.

SPEAKER_09 50:23

I chew with my mouth closed even when I have a stuffy nose.

SPEAKER_06 50:26

Like, yeah, same.

SPEAKER_09 50:27

You know what I'm saying? That is funny. She's gonna kick your ass.

SPEAKER_06 50:31

Yeah, I'm dead.

SPEAKER_09 50:32

Yeah. Mine is questions as soon as I wake up. Dog. Cherie is like the biggest questionnaire person in the world, bro. And it'll be the most dumbest questions. And I'm like, I don't want to answer questions at six in the morning when I'm trying to get ready for work. As soon as I open my eyes, I get up. She'll be like, hi, babe. And I'll be like, hey, I'll give her a kiss, right? She'll be like, what time is it? I'll be like, what do you mean what time is it? You just heard my alarm clock go off. Fucking six. Then I come back, take a shower, come back in, I'm getting dressed. She'll be like, Are you okay? What the fuck? What do you mean? Why am I am I stop asking me shit? Six in the morning. I'm trying to get dressed. Don't ask me shit. For real. And then she'd be like, and then after when I say that, she'd be like, Well, what's wrong? I just I just told you stop asking me shit. You just asked me what's wrong? Like, what's going on? Do you not get it? You're gonna piss me off now. Like, I love you. Stop asking me questions at fucking six in the morning. For real, dog.

SPEAKER_05 51:52

Oh, man.

SPEAKER_09 51:54

And I'll be like, I'll be like, uh, I'll be like, alright, um I'm take I'm taking uh I'm taking a I'm taking the motorcycle to to fucking work today. Yeah she'll be like, why? Why you why are you asking me why? Because I feel like it. Or it's beautiful out, it's not raining. There's plenty of fucking answers for this shit. Why are you asking me before I leave the door? Why are you asking me questions?

SPEAKER_04 52:21

Oh man.

SPEAKER_09 52:23

Look, I'm gonna take a deep breath right now because it's messing me off. And I know she's gonna fucking listen and watch this shit. And she's gonna come in the room like, you really had to say that, babe? I'm like, yeah, I really had to say that because it fucking annoys me.

SPEAKER_05 52:38

You could be cooked, bro.

SPEAKER_09 52:39

It annoys me so much, bro. Questions after question after question. Like this morning, like this morning, right? Like I'm trying to get ready, I'm running around just to get to this podcast. Cause I had to wake up at six in the morning. I went and fucking did some mechanic shit on the Jeep, right? Fucking in my motor at seven in the morning. I'm fucking doing stuff, right? Getting dirty. Called Drass. Drass came and grabbed the other Jeep and he bought that off of me. So he came with a tow truck. Like, I'm speeding. I went all the way up to Stoppers Shop just to get his creamer and some fucking bacon and bread.

SPEAKER_05 53:16

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 53:17

You know what I'm saying? Then I had to come here and take a shower and then get on. That's why I was like, yo, 1015 instead of 10. Like, I'm already running behind. I'm fucking pulling my hair out. You saw as soon as I started the camera, I'm like, hold on, I gotta go move a dresser.

SPEAKER_06 53:32

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 53:33

You know what I'm saying? So I'm like, I'm on the phone and I'm like, and I'm texting you. I'm like, hey yo, 1015. And she was like, she was like, who's that? And I'm like, what? I was like, why are you in my business? Who I'm texting? Like, it's my fucking brother. Yeah, what what what's going on? I'm like, nothing. Nothing's going on. Mind your business. Like, for real. Like, what? What is kind of what kind of shit is that? Do I ask you who the fuck you talking to? Are you texting or whatever? I don't give a shit. Although you have access to my phone, but she's not asking me like I'm being sneaky or anything.

SPEAKER_07 54:15

No, no, I know. She's just trying to ask you. She's asking to be part of it.

SPEAKER_09 54:18

She's very nosy. No, to be nosy. To be fucking nosy. Jesus. Like, I'm sick of the nosy shit. I put on I put on a certain pair of sneakers to go to work. Um, why why are you wearing those? Because I want to. Because they're comfortable. I like what is what the questionnaire is? Like, stop asking me questions. I hate it. Uh yeah, so that's one fucking little thing that just fucking gets them on nerves. Just the questions. I do not want to be questioned. You know, like my probation officer used to do that. Everything. Question, question, question, question. I can understand. Yeah, I'm on probation.

SPEAKER_07 55:04

That's probably why it bothers you.

SPEAKER_09 55:06

Hell yeah.

SPEAKER_07 55:07

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 55:08

For real. Oh, you know what else bothers me? You have my location asking me where I'm at. Should we end the podcast on that note?

SPEAKER_06 55:22

We should probably end the podcast.

SPEAKER_09 55:24

Seriously. I'm like, you have my location. Why are you asking where I'm at? I was like, I'm about to turn the location off. Just so you can fucking ask me, and I won't be pissed off. Does that make sense?

SPEAKER_04 55:43

Oh man. Jesus Christ. Yeah. Yeah. On that note.

SPEAKER_09 55:47

Yeah, on that note, this is the Yang and Yin podcast. This is episode three. This hour be going by so fast, bro.

SPEAKER_07 55:56

It does go fast, yeah. And I'm starving. I gotta go eat, man. I haven't eaten this morning.

SPEAKER_09 56:01

You look like you ain't eating years.

SPEAKER_07 56:03

Dude, I'm dying, bro. My stomach's starting to hurt like really bad.

SPEAKER_09 56:06

Oh yeah. Don't you hate, don't you hate when you get so hungry, right? You get like the little shakies, and then you're like trying to eat your sandwich and you're like shaking a little bit, and you then you can't eat it because you're just like, I can't even fucking eat because I'm so hungry. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 56:21

Because his stomach hurts so bad, it just don't taste good.

SPEAKER_09 56:23

Yeah, you want to cry while you're chewing. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 56:26

Yeah. Yeah, I get angry, bro.

SPEAKER_09 56:29

Yeah, dog. You got the pizza and you're just like. Like, I don't even fucking want this shit now. You know, fucking ugly. Fuck that. I need water. But I yeah, man, let's send this boy.

SPEAKER_06 56:44

Oh fuck.

SPEAKER_09 56:46

Um tell everybody where they can follow us and you, or you and us. Oh, you got acid reflux.

SPEAKER_07 56:52

Yeah, that just hit hard because I'm I'm fucking hungry. But, anyways, you could follow me on all social medias. Um my tag is at DonCryptid D-O-N-C-R-Y-T-I-P-C-C. Yeah. Dude, I always have to think of that twice. You can also follow our podcast on all multiple platforms at Yang and Ying Podcast. Literally on um what are we on? TikTok. We do on everything. Just search it. You'll find us.

SPEAKER_09 57:24

Um the podcast is also on iTunes. We're on iHeartRadio now and Spotify and other stuff like Castbox, Buzz Sprout. Um, I think we're on YouTube. Are we on YouTube? No.

SPEAKER_07 57:37

We're on YouTube, not podcast-wise, but on YouTube for videos.

SPEAKER_09 57:40

Oh, YouTube for our video clips, right?

SPEAKER_07 57:43

Yes.

SPEAKER_09 57:43

We're on YouTube, TikTok, and Instagram for our yeah, and the links will be a part of the YouTube too, right? You can just click on, you know, me, if you if you go to my Instagram, I am um I am loadahox, right? Oh, yeah, I am loaderox um on Instagram. I also have the SupWit You podcast. That's also on our Instagram. Um, I have my TikTok is your host Lou Garcia, I think.

SPEAKER_06 58:11

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_09 58:12

And um if anything, just hashtag Yang and Ying Podcast, hashtag the fucking subwithu podcast, and hashtag loaderox, and you'll find all the information very quickly. Um come on, leave some comments, show us some support, just start sharing some of these videos. I know it's only our third podcast. It's gonna get better and better. We're gonna have callers call in, but you gotta be up at Sunday morning around 10 o'clock. So um that's the time we be podcasting early in the mornings because we got lives, we got shit to do, we got families, yeah, we have bills to pay. Yeah. But uh, yeah, go check us out, ladies and gents. Thugs and thoughts, Luke Garcia signing off.

SPEAKER_04 58:57

Catch you later. I have my brother.