Wake Up Jerk EP.4

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SPEAKER_06 0:09

Welcome to the A. Welcome to the Ass. Bitch of those script taking all the axe. Bitch of those script taking all the axe.

SPEAKER_05 0:32

1720 test of 2026. Testing of tests. Ill, bro. That shit was like coming in and out. I can't hear anything. And I heard it was like a first second.

SPEAKER_01 0:52

It's me, man. Sneafing cocaina.

SPEAKER_03 0:58

How you like in the metaglasses?

SPEAKER_01 1:02

I like the metaglasses. This is how people look when they're on coke. They be like They can't control their jaws now.

SPEAKER_02 1:12

They'd be like, Yo Angel. You'll angel. Or dollar bill.

SPEAKER_01 1:22

Yeah, what?

SPEAKER_05 1:24

Oh my god, dude.

SPEAKER_01 1:26

Because I'm gonna do the whole podcast.

SPEAKER_05 1:28

Dude, I I would not be able to take this serious at all, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:35

Excuse me. So what's up, bro? It's been a long time, man. Yeah, dude. What, three years? Yeah, I mean, well, like a whole month. It's like every Sunday we had something. It was like Mother's Day, then Brother's Day, then Sister's Day. Yeah, dude. It's always fucking days, Doug.

SPEAKER_04 1:54

I don't know. How's the everything?

SPEAKER_01 1:56

Yeah, how's the gaming world? Anybody, any new followers you want to shout out?

SPEAKER_05 2:01

No.

SPEAKER_01 2:02

No. No, no followers, no nothing.

SPEAKER_05 2:05

Nah, not at all, man. You know? Yeah. I always tell people why you watch me this why you watching me. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 2:11

What's the point? I mean, it's the whole point. You want people to watch you, right? I'm just kidding.

SPEAKER_05 2:17

But yeah. Are you sure? Nah, I just uh I like to fuck around, like honestly. Because I I try not to take it too serious, because if I do take it serious, I'm gonna stress the fuck out. But I mostly just I don't know. I do it for the clips, I guess.

SPEAKER_01 2:32

Yeah, you got good content too. I mean yeah yeah yeah, TikTok is fucking it's gonna be fucking plopping soon, dog. I just need it to pop, bro.

SPEAKER_05 2:42

TikTok's algorithm sucks balls, bro.

SPEAKER_01 2:45

Yeah, I think I think I got oh, I think my 17,000 followers is just all bots.

SPEAKER_05 2:50

Yeah, dude. I think when I got to like 3,000 was j just bots, because it was just one day. It was just follow, follow, follow. I was like, the fuck? It went to 5,000 and then a month later I lost two. So I was like, yeah, that's definitely bots.

SPEAKER_01 3:06

Do you think it was just like the 2,000 real people? They were like, you know what? Fuck this dude, man. Yeah. And all the bots stayed. Yeah, and it was like, I like him. That's so stupid. I was so corny. I like him.

SPEAKER_05 3:23

He's great. He's fucking awesome. Oh my fucking god, dude. But no, it's uh it's uh it's it's an interesting avenue because obviously I'm like doing multiple different things. I do the gaming, I do the tech, and then you know, I try to do some Pokemon shit, but I was like, you know what? Kind of that's a lot of money, and I don't really want to dive into a third thing, so I just decided it's just to stay with the two and create the whole company around just gaming and tech.

SPEAKER_01 3:51

I know you actually go out and buy the whole car, like the packs, right? They're like $200 a pack or something like that.

SPEAKER_05 3:58

No, I try to find them at like a lower price, but I don't know, it's just got to a point where like a lot of people are doing the same thing, and it's just a bunch of fucking grown-ass old men that are just standing in line for hours before you can even get to the store to buy one. So I'm like, you know what?

SPEAKER_01 4:16

I'm not yeah, but but hold on, but isn't it the point like when you go buy the pack and you find something, you want to sell what you find, right? Not try to keep it.

SPEAKER_05 4:26

Usually, yeah. Like for me, I'm I'm holding them for a few years, you know, like what I should have done when I had my cards when I was a freaking kid.

SPEAKER_01 4:34

I know, you know you gave your Pokemon cards to Dita, right?

SPEAKER_05 4:37

I know, and Cito has them.

SPEAKER_01 4:40

Lulo has them?

SPEAKER_05 4:41

Yeah, he fucking texted me. He's like, yo, you know I got some of your cards still? And I was like, yo, send me pictures.

SPEAKER_01 4:46

Let me know what you're what you got. You probably got some ill shit too. Because you did go in. You went in when you was younger with that shit. Yeah, but now now I guess people are doing it off their phones now, like it's an app now. Like where you uh you can like uh it called like rip uh or something like that. Have you seen that?

SPEAKER_05 5:06

They have they have like a game and then they have like this app where you can roll for a rip and then it gives you like they'll send you the card or some shit. I know what you're talking about.

SPEAKER_01 5:16

Yeah, so you win it. I have never known that, but I I've seen it, like you go win and it'll be like say if the card's worth like two grand, you can cash it out right there.

SPEAKER_05 5:25

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 5:26

Into your phone, and it'll go right into your account.

SPEAKER_05 5:28

Yeah. I feel like that's like a slot machine.

SPEAKER_01 5:31

Yeah, you think it's just a setup? You gotta be like Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 5:36

Really? Oh yeah. Like a digital come on, let's like how can a company make money off of that shit? I almost puke.

SPEAKER_01 5:44

He was like, Yeah. So hold on, so go ahead and explain. You say this.

SPEAKER_05 5:55

No, it's just it's like every single like online gambling site. It's all obviously like programmed to make sure that you spend the most money before somebody actually wins something, you know. It's the same thing as a casino.

SPEAKER_01 6:08

Hmm. Do you think um like the gambling uh fucking uh like apps on your phone are all like rigged?

SPEAKER_05 6:17

Oh, absolutely.

SPEAKER_01 6:18

Well even fights and shit, like fights, on the other hand, I don't know. Maybe 'cause sometimes I feel like because I've tried um I don't want to say their names, but one of the gambling things, excuse me, and um like I was like watching a basketball game. This was like a few years ago too, and I'm like, alright, this is what I'm gonna do. Boom, boom, boom, boom. And I got all of them except one. And I felt like it was kind of rigged. Like they knew that this motherfucker wasn't gonna do something or some shit. You know, because I'm like, yeah, yeah, hell yeah, we there, we there. And then by the end of the game, I'm like, oh, he didn't he didn't get that extra rebound, you know what I'm saying? I'm like, what the fuck? But I only put in parlay. Yeah, I only put in like like 30 bucks, but the payout was like 200 something, you know, and I'm like, oh shit, this is a good one, but I don't think it was a good one.

SPEAKER_05 7:17

Yeah, parlays are fucking dangerous. I I think I did like a few parlays on like UFC. Um but you know UFC, it's unpredictable.

SPEAKER_01 7:27

When's the last time you even saw a UFC fight?

SPEAKER_05 7:33

Good question. Um I mean I see highlights, but I haven't like watched one because it's so fucking late, bro. By the time like a main event happens, I'm already about to pass out. You see the Ronda Rousey fight? Dude, that shit was stupid. That was stupid. That was stupid. Talk about fucking what's his name? Jake Paul, whatever the hell his name is.

SPEAKER_01 7:57

Yeah, once once you seen him, once you seen him, I was like, oh, this is rigged. That's so rigged, dude.

SPEAKER_05 8:03

There was like no effort. No effort.

SPEAKER_01 8:06

Not at all. Especially with the other chick. Yeah, she was like, here's my arm. Yeah, literally.

SPEAKER_05 8:12

There was zero effort, bro.

SPEAKER_01 8:14

But then again, that that chick hasn't been in the fucking ring for like over ten years.

SPEAKER_05 8:18

True.

SPEAKER_01 8:19

Along with Ronda, Ronda, well, she hasn't been in the ring the same amount of time, right?

SPEAKER_05 8:26

No, uh, probably. Probably less. I don't think maybe less.

SPEAKER_01 8:31

Yeah, but the other chick like hasn't fought in like 10 years.

SPEAKER_05 8:35

Yeah, you know what I'm saying? Ronda Rise, you look like a whole ass dude, bro. Yeah, yeah. She looked like cyborg.

SPEAKER_01 8:40

Yeah, she was doing a dog. But damn, she gotta fucking kill her body. I'm not gonna front. That bitch's body is off the hook, but man, she be she be coming in looking like terrified. Damn. I was like, she must have fucking zipped her dick up or something before the fight. You know what I'm saying? Her husband's huge. You seen that dude?

SPEAKER_04 9:04

No.

SPEAKER_01 9:05

Like, well, after the fight, he came into the ring and hugged her, and she's like, she's like up to his belly button. That's how big this dude is. That's whole is like damn. I think he's a wrestler or something. Well, he might be a fighter too. But most likely. Is she still doing wrestling? No.

SPEAKER_05 9:22

She stopped that too.

SPEAKER_01 9:23

Yeah, I don't know. I think they her contract or some shit, you know, like Triple H is uh, you know, Triple H owns, well, he's running it now.

SPEAKER_04 9:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 9:34

Excuse me. And uh Yeah, he's running it now, so it's like he's forcing all these young talent now. You know, all the young talent from NXT. You know what I'm saying? Because NXT is part of the uh WWE as well. It's just all the young talent for them to get a following and people to start liking them before they hit WWE. So when they go to WWE, they're gonna come through the ring and you know they're not people gonna know who they are. They're gonna be like, oh shit, uh, not just some random and they're like, who the fuck is this guy? And it's those like no crowd participation because they're like, who is this? So I think it's a great idea that they're doing that. But Triple H, man, yeah, he's letting a lot of people go, dog. Like this, there's like people like OGs that come in for like a month or two, and then they're out, they're gone, their contract just ends. I'm like, yo, that's crazy. Well, the thing is, if you ain't popping, you ain't popping. Yeah, you know, you gotta go out there and make that crowd go crazy. You know, it's like no matter how stupid your talent is, like there's a guy called uh Dan Helsing. And he's like a he's you know, he pay he has his face painted, he's supposed to be a vampire. Yeah, and it's fucking he's a silly ass vampire. It's like comedic. It's and the dude can't wrestle for shit. Yeah, he can't wrestle for shit. Like, I haven't seen anything special about the kid, you know what I'm saying? Or the dude, whatever. But he came from another place. I don't know if it was AEW or NXT or whatever it was. Um, I guess he got a fucking following. Now he's in WWE and he'll do these dumb little skits before the fight, and he'll be like, you are cursed, and then like supposedly you're cursed and you can't you can't win a fucking fight. Yeah, it's the most dumbest fucking thing. Stupid as shit. I hate it. I hate even seeing him on TV, but yeah, he's got a huge following, you know, especially the kids. The kids love him.

SPEAKER_04 11:38

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 11:38

Because he's silly, you know what I'm saying? Like, last what was it? I don't know. Um, I think it was like Backlash. This was like two weeks ago, like a big event. And uh so the whole before that whole week, before that fight, you had a whole week of promo, or like maybe two, three months of promo for that for that shit. And through the whole promo, they gave him like some stupid like lab, and there's like supposedly somebody inside this big case, and he's like, This is my partner, I created my partner, and this and that for the thing. So nobody knows who's his partner, right? Until Backlash, and then when he came out with his partner, it was a midget him. You know what I'm saying? It was a midget wrestler, but it was him. I was like, oh my god. I'm thinking he's gonna bring somebody else, like from you know, somebody cool that everybody hasn't seen uh in a while, you know, and like making their comeback, but it was a fucking it was a midget. I mean, a dwarf, a small person. I was like, what the fuck is this? And I'm I'm just looking at the match mad because I'm like, this shit just needs to be over with. I don't even want to watch this stupid fucking match. But it was silly because obviously maybe it's for the kids or whatever. Yeah, yeah. Because I know if I saw that when I was younger, I'd be like, oh, I would probably thought it was cool because remember Doink the Clown, like you said, yeah, he had a fucking midget clown just like him too. Yeah, his name was Dink. Yeah, remember Dink the Clown? Like, that's so stupid. But it was funny, you know, but but yeah, there's a lot of talent that shouldn't be on WWE right now. That's crazy. But they he does have a lot of young talent. These motherfuckers be wildin', like they're really, really good out there. I know the um the last episode I was talking about was I was talking about uh Jake Paul. Yeah, it wasn't Jake Paul, it was Logan Paul. I was saying his name wrong the whole time. I'm like, yeah, Jake Paul could fucking flip off the top rope. Jake Paul is the fucking boxing fucking idiot. Idiot, yeah, yeah. But Logan is the one that was fucking L. Because I was like, yeah, yeah. And I kept saying Jake, Jake. And I'm looking at the podcast, I'm listening to the podcast. I was like, why the fuck did I kept saying Jake? I was smoking, I was blazing, and I was smoking that fucking blunt. I was like, yeah, fucking take pool, baby. He's so cool.

SPEAKER_05 14:17

Fucking he's awesome, and then Rhonda Rousey like clapped his ass.

SPEAKER_01 14:21

Yo, Ronda. Yeah, I guess um they gave her uh Rowdy Rowdy Piper's uh like uh legacy. So her name was Rhonda Rowdy. Rowdy Ronda, whatever fucking last name is. What the fuck was it last name? What's the last name? Oh, Rousey. Rhonda Rousey Rowdy Rowdy Rousey. Some fucking shit.

SPEAKER_05 14:47

Her acting, bro, and I was like, nah, that that just that ain't it. Yeah, that shit.

SPEAKER_01 14:51

I don't know. Yeah, that was dead. That was dead. I was like, mm-mm. But yeah, that fight lasted what fucking what did it say, seven seconds or some shit? 17 seconds. 17 seconds, dog. They was like, let's just get this check and go eat.

SPEAKER_05 15:06

Yeah, literally. Like the other fights were at least decent, like Nate Diaz and fucking um Nate Diaz got fucked up. Fucked up. Yeah, he got fucked up.

SPEAKER_01 15:16

Yo, he got his ass beat, bro.

SPEAKER_05 15:19

Yeah, he hasn't been able to fight in so long, dude. He got lucky with Connor.

SPEAKER_01 15:24

I don't even know how the man's still talking. Because he's brain dead. He's a fucking dodo head dog. You know that, right? He's dumb.

SPEAKER_05 15:31

Yeah. Yeah, we go, we go fight again. We go we go do it.

SPEAKER_03 15:35

Yeah, I don't give a fuck. You know, we can do it again, we can do it on the time, you know. Uh uh. Yeah, I don't care. I don't I'm fucking anybody up, man.

SPEAKER_01 15:48

Like, what the fuck? But he I know he suffered a lot of blows to the fucking fucking head. Yeah, and that's why he just talks so fucked up. But they don't care, they just like we need we need money, we need to make money, throw him out there, give him a little check. Because they don't pay motherfuckers that great.

SPEAKER_05 16:05

Dude, they didn't pay they paid them garbage, bro. I know. Garbage. Even Ronda was like a couple mil. I think it was like a mil or two for that fight. Two mil, right?

SPEAKER_01 16:17

I mean, I'll do it for two mil.

SPEAKER_05 16:19

I mean, I'd do two for 17 seconds. Yeah, facts. But you know what I'm saying? And um even Francis Ngano, Francis and Gano's fight was fucking a fight, and he got paid shit.

SPEAKER_01 16:31

Yeah, I didn't see that fight.

SPEAKER_05 16:33

I don't even think. Her usual knocking people out first round, bro.

SPEAKER_01 16:37

What the fuck is this? It's telling me the fuck is running out. What? I paid the shit. Really? Ten minutes, it says. Oh hell you better stop playing. That wasn't even that bad. That wasn't even that bad of an intermission, though, so we're good. I'm still recording.

SPEAKER_03 17:05

Fuck it. It's just to suck my fucking gunk.

SPEAKER_01 17:07

Hey, I'm fucking podcasting it. I don't fucking like it, man. I'm sick of this shit.

SPEAKER_03 17:19

Got another day off. Hey, yeah, fuck anybody up, man. I'll fight. I'll fucking fight again. Let's go.

SPEAKER_01 17:26

But yeah, dude beat the shit out of him, dog. Yeah, dude. Like I saw those highlights and I'm like, but that nigga won't go down.

SPEAKER_05 17:35

No, he won't. Because he's brain dead.

SPEAKER_01 17:38

No. It's like I don't think he feels those punches, bro.

SPEAKER_05 17:42

They're like marshmallows. No bones.

SPEAKER_01 17:46

Yeah, it's like mush. Yeah, it's just fucking mush. Like his brain probably fell down to his fucking face.

SPEAKER_04 17:55

Yeah, dude. Gotta lift it back up.

SPEAKER_01 17:57

It's so crazy. Like when you even hear him talk in the interviews, it's like, yeah, this fuck you, man. Like, he just wants to fight everybody and shit. You see him out on the streets, he's fucking beating people up. But the thing is with him, the reason he goes broke is because he's always getting fucking sued for punching somebody.

SPEAKER_05 18:20

Fucking idiot.

SPEAKER_01 18:22

I know.

SPEAKER_05 18:24

What do you think about uh Connor McGregor coming back?

SPEAKER_01 18:28

He is he's coming back to fight who?

SPEAKER_05 18:31

Yeah, they announced it during the fucking Rhonda fight. Who's he fighting? He's fighting Max Holloway.

SPEAKER_01 18:38

Who the fuck is Max Holloway? Max Holloway, I haven't watched UFC in years, bro.

SPEAKER_05 18:47

Oh, dude, Max Holloway's the Jamaican dude. Not Jamaican, uh um Hawaiian dude.

SPEAKER_01 18:54

He's a skinny dude with all the tattoos.

SPEAKER_05 19:00

He won the BMF by the BMF belt. He fucking was undefeated for a very long time. BMF though?

SPEAKER_01 19:06

What the fuck is that? The bare knuckle?

SPEAKER_05 19:10

No, BMF belt is like when it's the bad motherfucker belt. It's only they only put a pound for pound.

SPEAKER_01 19:16

A bad motherfucker belt?

SPEAKER_05 19:17

Yeah. They only put the pound per pound fighters. So anybody who stands and fights only to for that belt. Um the thing is, is the last fight was um who the fuck was it? Um it was somebody in the The last time they did the BMF belt, they put a fucking grappler with it, and it was like the most boring fucking fight. And of course the grappler won.

SPEAKER_01 19:42

Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_05 19:44

But yeah, dude, it's so hold on.

SPEAKER_01 19:46

So the BMF belt is a part of the UFC. Yeah, so they just made up a new so they just made up a new belt just to try to spice shit up. Years ago, bro. Years ago. See, damn, I haven't watched that shit in a minute. Yeah, man. That's crazy that I was one of the biggest fans in the fucking world.

SPEAKER_05 20:05

It just disappeared, bro. Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 20:08

It's crazy. Then I started watching wrestling again, and I'm like, oh man, I love this shit. I love this face.

SPEAKER_05 20:14

That's why, bro.

SPEAKER_01 20:15

You know, it's fun to watch.

SPEAKER_05 20:19

It's my guy, bro.

SPEAKER_01 20:20

And especially if you got the fucking the the family history, man, it's fucking so much fun to watch. Like right now, two cousins are fighting. Dude. Does primos estas peleando? Dust Primos, my guy. Yeah, I do. Jacob 5 2 and fucking Roman Reigns kid.

SPEAKER_05 20:42

Let me see. Can I share my screen?

SPEAKER_01 20:44

Of course you can.

SPEAKER_05 20:46

I can, hold on. Uh host disabled attendee screen sharing.

SPEAKER_01 20:53

Of course I can! Of course I can't. Share settings. What? What am I supposed to do?

SPEAKER_05 20:59

I don't know. It just said that I can't share.

SPEAKER_01 21:01

Share entire desktop. Show blah blah blah. Share all windows from application. Blah blah blah. Enter the full. What the fuck? How do I do this, man? Louis. I mean Angel. I'll say Louis. Angel.

SPEAKER_04 21:15

Bro.

SPEAKER_01 21:16

Share selected app Windows only. Blah blah blah. Share blah blah blah. You should be able to, man.

SPEAKER_05 21:24

Yeah, it says I can, bro. It says it's disabled that guy. Alright, let's see. Oh wait. Why does it oh on my second one? On the o the other account, not this one. Is it doing it? I'll share it on the other one as well. Well, it says I can request it, so we don't share with a request. Oh, I gotta select a screen that I'm sharing.

SPEAKER_01 22:21

Oh, there you go.

SPEAKER_05 22:23

Alright, that's Max Holloway, the one on the right.

SPEAKER_01 22:26

Oh. Yeah, I've seen him before. Yeah, he's a good f he's a good fucking fighter, bro.

SPEAKER_05 22:32

Yeah, he's a fucking beast, bro.

SPEAKER_01 22:34

Yeah, he's a good fighter.

SPEAKER_05 22:35

They got fucking homeboy Robert Whitaker coming back. They got Kobe.

SPEAKER_01 22:41

Never heard of him.

SPEAKER_05 22:43

Kobe's an old fighter.

SPEAKER_01 22:44

Yeah, I've never heard of him. This is how long it's been, bro. That's crazy. All their cauliflower ears. Oh, Patty. Patty. That's my guy right there. It should be him and Connor fighting. Did they ever fight together?

SPEAKER_05 23:01

No, they have not.

SPEAKER_01 23:03

Because I think Patty would beat the shit out of Connor.

SPEAKER_05 23:06

Dude, for real.

SPEAKER_01 23:07

Connor got his Connor got his ass handed to him a few times, bro.

SPEAKER_05 23:12

Yeah. By Nate and fucking uh what's his name?

SPEAKER_01 23:16

Oh yeah, Nate did beat him. But that was a like a non-belt fight, right?

SPEAKER_05 23:21

Yeah, it was like an exhibition in exhibition. And then the second time he lost. Um and then he fought Norman Nang Ningan off.

SPEAKER_00 23:30

Oh, Number Ning and Nigga North.

SPEAKER_05 23:33

Number nigga nigga knock.

SPEAKER_00 23:34

My nigga nigga knoff. Damn, my nigga niggas.

SPEAKER_01 23:39

Yo, I remember when Connor, what was it? What was in his leg? Didn't his leg break? Some shit.

SPEAKER_05 23:45

The last fight, his leg twist and his uh ankle like fucking broke.

SPEAKER_01 23:51

Yeah, wasn't it from a uh kick or from like him trying to check someone?

SPEAKER_05 23:56

Um I think he stepped backwards wrong. It like fucked up his leg.

SPEAKER_01 24:00

And it was like crack. He was fighting um and he was still fucking talking shit to the dude while he was on the ground with his leg out fucked up. He's like, You fucking souk. Hell yeah. He is a big shit talker, bro.

SPEAKER_05 24:18

Dude, he's he's he brings the show. It's crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_01 24:21

Yeah, he got fucking dieseled over there. That nigga got that nigga got big.

SPEAKER_05 24:25

Yeah, he's not he's on roids for sure.

SPEAKER_01 24:27

Hell yeah, he's on roids, especially being off of fucking um fighting. He hasn't been fighting in so long. Of course, he's gonna be taking some roids.

SPEAKER_05 24:35

100%. It was Dustin came out looking like the rock. Dustin Poirier is the one who fought him last.

SPEAKER_01 24:42

I remember.

SPEAKER_05 24:43

And it was a doctor's stoppage. He broke his leg.

SPEAKER_01 24:46

Didn't he break his arm too before? Or no?

SPEAKER_05 24:50

Um probably. Maybe not. Honestly.

SPEAKER_01 24:53

Because I do remember somebody like their whole fucking shin broke in half and it was like dangling, the legs was just dangling.

SPEAKER_05 25:01

Oh, that was um Anderson Silva.

SPEAKER_01 25:06

Innocent Silva? For real?

SPEAKER_05 25:07

That was Anderson Sova when he went to kick a check and his leg wrapped around his leg.

SPEAKER_01 25:13

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The spider. Yeah, yeah. Innocent Silva. Yes, dog. I remember that shit. Dude, he tried to make a comeback. He tried to make a comeback, right? Like boxing, wasn't it? Didn't he fight somebody boxing? Was it Logan?

SPEAKER_05 25:27

I mean he went to a box.

SPEAKER_01 25:28

Jake Paul?

SPEAKER_05 25:30

He yeah, he fought Jake Paul.

SPEAKER_01 25:32

Yeah, he fought Jake Paul, got his ass whooped, right?

SPEAKER_05 25:35

Basically, yep.

SPEAKER_01 25:36

Jake Paul handed him. It's just stupid.

SPEAKER_05 25:40

It's just stupid.

SPEAKER_01 25:41

I was more mad.

SPEAKER_05 25:42

I know, bro. That's the dude you need to like watch fight. If you want to watch the body.

SPEAKER_01 25:46

The big black dude.

SPEAKER_05 25:47

Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_01 25:49

He went to boxing and got his ass whooped three times, right?

SPEAKER_05 25:51

Yeah, he got his ass whooped by uh what's his name?

SPEAKER_01 25:55

A couple of times.

SPEAKER_05 25:55

He was the champ at the tamp. Oh, I think he still is the champ. Not Tyson.

SPEAKER_01 26:00

No, uh, I know the dude who beat up Jake Paul.

SPEAKER_04 26:04

Did he play J Paul?

SPEAKER_05 26:05

Yes, yes, yes, recently. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:08

He fucking broke his jaw.

SPEAKER_05 26:09

Yes, yes.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

I'm so glad he broke his jaw, too.

SPEAKER_05 26:13

He knocked out Ngano. Yeah. Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_01 26:16

Yeah, Gano shouldn't have been boxing, dog. He should have fucking just he's trash with the hands.

SPEAKER_05 26:23

He has an advantage in UFC because he hits hard. But in boxing, that's skill. That's not just power. Different gloves, too. Yeah, that too. Thicker gloves.

SPEAKER_01 26:34

Yeah, and and motherfuckers know how to stick and move in boxing. You ain't gonna really get a motherfucker. Like with UFC, you just grab a motherfucker and then try to kill him.

SPEAKER_05 26:44

Yeah, you kiss him a little bit before, you know, and then That's it.

SPEAKER_01 26:48

You know what I'm saying? Just make it reminded me of those videos in like Africa where uh like yeah, there's videos, right? There's like, you know, in Africa, like they all make a big circle and they fight kind of like pet detective. Remember that? Oh man. You remember that? When he was fighting a little it was kind of like that, and then uh once somebody gets knocked out, they go in their pants and start jerking them off to wake them up. You've never seen that before? What the f I swear to God, bro? I'm not even making this up, bro. I cannot make this up. I swear.

SPEAKER_05 27:25

What are the fucking things you be watching, bro?

SPEAKER_01 27:28

Doug, I mean it's it's a ritual. This is what they do, dog. I swear to God. Look it up. I don't want it. So what happens, yeah, they get knocked out. Okay? Uh they get knocked out. Alright? Yeah. And it'll be on the ground. Motherfuckers will go up to them to wake them up. Instead of putting their feet up, you know, sometimes you grab their ankles and you put them up so that the blood can rush back into their brain or whatever. I don't know what that's what it is. But no, they go into their pants and start jerking them off. So I'm not making this up, bro. I'm like, yo, these fucking people are fucking insane, dog. I look it up, but I don't want to fucking look it up. You should look it up.

SPEAKER_05 28:20

Nah, nah, I'm good, bro. I ain't trying to get it like fucking weird porn on my computer, bro.

SPEAKER_01 28:25

Or fucking or ask Siri or something. I'm serious. They jerk him off, and I'm like, what the fuck? At first I'm I'm like wondering, I was like, yo, what the fuck is this? And you see him like dude goes right into his pants, it's like starts jerking him off to wake him up. And I'm like, is this what the fuck? And then you see more clips and more clips of like them actually doing it to the fighters. I was like, somebody came up with this. Some doctor came up with this, was like, oh, you gotta jerk him off to wake him up.

SPEAKER_05 29:00

I'd be like, yo, just leave me, leave me black. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 29:05

Yeah, let me sleep. For real, don't wake me up with your fucking trusty ass hands on my dick. Oh man. Imagine waking up and some dudes jerking you off while you're all knocked out and bleeding and shit. What the hell? I'll be like, dang, you couldn't have your fucking wife do that? For real, dude. Like, call her over, bro. Yeah, send in the woman. You know what I'm saying? Hook me up. Yeah, I'll be glad. Like, thanks, you got soft hands. But bro, like what the fuck? I can't believe you never heard of that.

SPEAKER_05 29:42

I've never heard of that, dude.

SPEAKER_01 29:44

I'm not making this up. Anyone in the comments, send send send the link if they hear this, if they even listen. But yeah, it's the thing, dog. They get knocked out and they have to jerk the dude off to wake him up. Instead of like a smelling salt, like that's fucking crazy, bro.

SPEAKER_05 30:06

I don't know about that.

SPEAKER_01 30:08

Your face. You like for real, dog. I know I didn't dream it. Oh, I know I didn't dream that shit. That shit's real. Can you imagine? Oh no. If I just made all that up. But no, it's true, though. I was like, yo. That's crazy, bro. But yo, yeah, that shit reminded me of like H Ventura, remember, and they shot him with the arrows on his leg, and he was like, oh this nigga came out of a backpack and shit. Yeah. He thought he was gonna fight the big big dude.

SPEAKER_04 30:53

Oh shit, dude, that's fucking funny.

SPEAKER_01 30:56

Yeah, that shit was great. Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 31:00

Speaking of like um jerking off. Go ahead. Like movies. No, not jerking off. Speaking of movies, right? Did you ever watch thrillers or horrors?

SPEAKER_01 31:09

Thrillers and horrors.

SPEAKER_05 31:11

Thrillers or horrors?

SPEAKER_01 31:14

Oh, have I watched either one?

SPEAKER_05 31:16

Yes.

SPEAKER_01 31:16

Yeah, I always watch fucking scary movies and shit.

SPEAKER_05 31:20

Yeah. Did you watch Obsession yet?

SPEAKER_01 31:25

I don't think so.

SPEAKER_05 31:26

It's in the movies. So if you didn't go to the movies, then no.

SPEAKER_01 31:30

Nah. What is it about? Let me guess. Somebody's obsessed with somebody?

SPEAKER_05 31:37

Of course.

SPEAKER_01 31:38

But it's the movie. They always gotta call it what it is, you know?

SPEAKER_05 31:42

Like the neighbor next door. The sleeping.

SPEAKER_01 31:47

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The bug. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yep. So yeah, you guessed the whole movie right there.

SPEAKER_05 31:54

Oh my god, this fucking movie's so good, bro. It was made by some YouTuber. Uh, I don't remember names, so it's gonna be tough. I'm not gonna be able to explain that, but he was a YouTuber that made like short movie clips on YouTube, and people would watch them, whatever. They were funny or horror. Um, one of his last YouTube videos like blew the fuck up, and it was just like a I forgot the name of it. It was like milk, milk in a cup or something, something stupid. Um, yeah, I don't know. But it blew up, right? So it got millions of views, or whatever, and then a developer, uh like a movie developer or whatever, like called out to him to help him with this movie, call obsession. And dude, oh man. You know your traditional horror movies where there's just just it's just jump scares, you're like waiting for the jump scare. Jump scare. And that's all it is. No, this movie is just eerie. Like it's not bloody where it's like, oh, there's just a bunch of blood and guts, it's not jump scares, it's just fucking crawl under your scare your skin like just eerie. And um long story short, is the movie is based off of a stick. It's a wishing willow stick. Basically, you crack it in half, you make a wish. Well, you make a wish and then you crack it in half. Um this kid is obsessed with this girl, like he really wants to date this girl, but he can't tell her that he likes her. During the movie, at some point, he's makes a wish. I wish that she would love me, whatever, and snaps the thing. And then immediately she just is the weirdest fucking like her acting is phenomenal, bro. Oh, so she gets like fucking crazy. Oh, she gets like obsessed, obviously, obsession, and but like in the most awkward, weirdest, like too much way. So he's just like, what the fuck is going on? Like, and there was a lot of scenes in the movie that he didn't need to act because the way she was acting, he was like actually like, what the fuck? Yeah, you know what I'm saying? So good, dude. I don't even want to spoil it, but like if you if you want to watch something when that shit comes out on Netflix or whatever the fuck it comes on, yeah, you need to watch that fucking movie. It is so good. So good. Um, but yeah, I've gonna the same thing you said, it's like, oh, is it somebody obsessed? That's like the first thing I thought when I went to go watch it. I'm like, this is gonna be fucking corny, bro. And then right after me and Cammy left the movie theaters, we're like, dude, this is I want to go watch this again. Everybody I spoke to wants to watch it again. Yeah, it's that good.

SPEAKER_01 34:40

Oh, that's dope.

SPEAKER_05 34:41

Oh, it's so good. Because it's different, it's so different. It's not like you're like, I'm so sick and tired of fucking horror movies being the same thing. You know who's gonna die, you know who's gonna be the killer, you know what's about to happen around that corner. Like, I'm so over that.

SPEAKER_01 34:56

Yeah, yeah. It was uh, I'm trying to figure out the last horror movie that I watched. It was actually good. Because I like gory movies, I like gore. Yeah, I like to see a head get chopped off.

SPEAKER_05 35:10

Which I don't mind either, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 35:13

But uh weapons was trash.

SPEAKER_05 35:18

Like a lot of people was like, yo, you need to watch weapons.

SPEAKER_01 35:19

I had to everybody said it, everybody said it, yo, you gotta watch, you gotta watch it. Dog, I fell asleep. Yeah, he was like, it was so good, and I'm like, damn shit was corny. Yeah, and then then I think you find out it's like it's some witch, and I'm like, they was like, she played the perfect witch, and I'm like, the bitch is ugly. Even in real life, she's an old ugly bitch. They just slapped on fucking crazy makeup on this bitch. But I guess it was just basically a witch was fucking had these kids cursed and fucking stole them or some shit. It was it was fucking stupid as hell. And I hate the fact that everybody's like, oh, you gotta watch it. Even everybody like when I was at the post, my man was like, yo, dude, I swear I saw weapons this week and that shit was fucking awesome. Yeah, I saw it. I was very disappointed. Insidious, those were good.

SPEAKER_05 36:21

Insidious is really good. Those are good. So it you like gore. Did you see Terrifier?

SPEAKER_01 36:27

Fuck yeah. Hell yeah. I saw part one and two, I think. I didn't see three. I don't think I saw three.

SPEAKER_05 36:35

I haven't watched three, but my buddy told me about it, and there's like this one part, I guess, like um the girl, I don't know what girl, I'm assuming it's another girl that he finds that is a clown, whatever. But she's like doing something and she breaks a glass, and then she looks at the dude and takes the glass and then shoves it in her pussy and just starts rubbing it.

SPEAKER_01 36:58

Oh shit. That's crazy. Oh, so she so he has a girlfriend now? The terrifier has a girlfriend?

SPEAKER_05 37:05

Yeah, because like terrify two, he had the the the little girl.

SPEAKER_01 37:09

Damn, why am I not remembering this?

SPEAKER_05 37:12

So Terrify 1 was just him. Terrifier 2, um, he like meets this little clown girl, and then she helps him do all the fucking gruesome crazy shit.

SPEAKER_01 37:23

Oh man, I gotta maybe I gotta watch it again, dog. But I love the movies. Them shash.

SPEAKER_05 37:28

I haven't watched the third one.

SPEAKER_01 37:29

The one I saw, I remember fucking he hung this bitch upside down.

unknown 37:33

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:34

He started sawing her pussy all the way in half, like just fucking sawing her in half, dog. Like she's upside down, and I'm like, oh shit. I think it was like some hooker or something.

SPEAKER_05 37:44

Probably, dude.

SPEAKER_01 37:45

I was like, yo, this motherfucking shit is crazy, bro. And then like, yeah, and it's and it's nuts because like he's in like a fucking pizza shop.

SPEAKER_04 37:55

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 37:56

And nobody acknowledges him except like this other couple fucking with him, and he's like, he's like making these faces, and I'm like, yo, y'all don't feel like that shit's creepy as fuck.

SPEAKER_05 38:07

Not weird at all. Not not at all.

SPEAKER_01 38:09

It's just normal. Yeah, it's New York.

SPEAKER_05 38:11

Maybe because it's probably yeah, dude's just carrying around a bag, bro. Like a bag?

SPEAKER_01 38:19

What was in the bag?

SPEAKER_05 38:20

Like his fucking just mad random shit. Just like tools and knives and yeah, his killing shit. Basically, he'll just pull it out and just yeah.

SPEAKER_01 38:31

They need to come out with another Dexter, yo.

SPEAKER_05 38:34

Oh, Dexter is so good. Did you watch all did you watch the latest one? Yeah. Resurrection?

SPEAKER_01 38:40

Yeah. Oh, that shit was great, wasn't it? Oh, it was so good, dude.

SPEAKER_05 38:47

Every episode.

SPEAKER_01 38:48

Yeah, dog. I'm like, yo, Dexter's killing all these motherfuckers.

SPEAKER_05 38:53

Dude, I I was surprised that they were able to pull that off that good. Yeah. There's more seasons. There's like two more seasons they're planning.

SPEAKER_01 39:01

Oh, I was about to say, with that, the resurrection? I didn't see, I didn't see nothing.

SPEAKER_05 39:06

Yeah, dude. Because he's not done his son. He's not done.

SPEAKER_01 39:10

Yeah, Harrington. That's his name, right?

SPEAKER_05 39:12

Oh, that shit's so good, dude. Yeah, it was like Harry, Harry, and Harrington or Harry or something like that. Harrington, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:19

Dog, yeah, that shit was dope.

SPEAKER_05 39:22

Dude.

SPEAKER_01 39:23

Yeah. Peter, what was his name? Peter Hinklage or something like that? The little midget dude.

SPEAKER_05 39:29

The dude from Game of Thrones. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:32

He killed him, right? He did kill him.

SPEAKER_05 39:34

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 39:35

How the fuck did he kill him? Did he tie him up on the fucking um the table too?

SPEAKER_05 39:39

Yes. Yeah. And he was a kid. In his own safety.

SPEAKER_01 39:43

He was like, oh, happy. Was he happy that he was about to get killed by Dexter?

SPEAKER_05 39:47

He was he wanted uh he wanted to live, so he was offering him money, and Dexter said, you know, acted like he was about to take it, and then he just stabbed him. Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, that shit was dope.

SPEAKER_01 39:59

Oh, that was shit. You know, like the first one that came back, what was it? Uh Young Blood or something like that. Yeah, that one was when his son killed him.

SPEAKER_05 40:11

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:12

Supposedly. I thought that was straight. I thought that one was good.

SPEAKER_05 40:16

Decent. Yeah. And I was like, I was just more mad.

SPEAKER_01 40:20

Go ahead, my bad. No, I was just more mad that like he died. And then in my head, I'm like, I don't think he died, man, because he's laying in snow. You know, the cold can help the body.

SPEAKER_04 40:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 40:37

Blah, blah, blah. That's that was just my fucking theory. And then next you know, boom. The next season, I was like, what? He's alive. I knew it. I fucking knew it. There's no way this fucking son. I was like, he better go kill his fucking son.

SPEAKER_05 40:52

Dude. Would you? I I know. So I was pissed when they said, Oh, we're releasing resurrection. I'm like, dude, you guys, you guys killed him off. Like, what were you gonna just fucking magically appear and be alive? Blah blah blah. And then when, you know, like you said, they explained it better at the beginning. Yeah. You know, like, you know, it helps preserve, it reduces your um keeps your heart rate, whatever the fuck it is. Yeah, yeah. Um, to keep them alive. I was like, oh, okay, okay. I see what they did there. Yeah, it kind of just like ended it with just killing them and then just ended it. They didn't like sit there.

SPEAKER_01 41:26

Yeah, he was like sitting in the pool of blood and shit. Yeah. There was a lot of fucking blood. There was a lot of blood. He didn't he didn't kill the cop chick either, huh? His girlfriend. Did he kill her?

SPEAKER_04 41:40

No.

SPEAKER_01 41:41

She's still out on the run right now.

SPEAKER_04 41:46

I don't remember her.

SPEAKER_01 41:47

Because I remember, didn't they call the the bitch from New York? The detective from New York. Remember in the last last one? She had to put on the headphones and she's like jamming and shit to the same fucking song. Um, didn't they call her too? And she was like, Dexter Morgan is alive. And then Batista, remember Batista in Miami? He fucking went.

SPEAKER_05 42:11

Yo, he pissed me off.

SPEAKER_01 42:12

I know, I couldn't wait till he died.

SPEAKER_05 42:15

Oh man, he was so fucking annoying.

SPEAKER_01 42:18

I was like, I hope he fucking gut his ass. I hope his fucking guts fell down to his ankles when he fucking came back. I was like, please let the where's the terrifier? We need that nigga.

SPEAKER_04 42:29

Yeah. For real, dude.

SPEAKER_01 42:31

I'm like, fuck that. But yeah, Batista was uh just fucking annoying, bro.

SPEAKER_05 42:38

He was so fucking annoying, dude.

SPEAKER_01 42:40

He's like, I knew I knew I would find you, Dexter Mart again. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Shit of the city.

SPEAKER_05 42:46

Literally, dude. What what was the name? Uh Beyond the Blood or something, right? Beyond Oh, New Blood. New Blood. That's what it was called. That's what it was called. New Blood.

SPEAKER_01 42:57

Yeah. Um Harrington killed him. But uh Yeah, the cop. When she found out it was him, like his girlfriend and shit.

SPEAKER_05 43:08

So no, Dexter's girlfriend and Dexter uh Dexter New Blood, Angela Bishop did not die. She survived the series, and in the final, uh, in the finale, altered the crime scene to make it appear she shot Dexter in self-defense, allowing Dexter to leave, who had been shot by his son Harrison, to disappear.

SPEAKER_01 43:29

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 43:31

In contrast, Dexter's former girlfriend from the original series, Hannah McKay, died. Yeah, we already know that. So is she was she in the other one though?

SPEAKER_01 43:40

I think she was. I f I want to say Batista called her or something to get some info. Some shit like that. I don't remember, man. Resurrection. But I think I think if she's still alive, watch her be in the newest one.

SPEAKER_05 44:01

Um in Dexter Resurrection, Dexter Morgan does not have a sustained romantic partner. Blah blah blah. Oh, I'm talking about the friend from New Blood. Uh Angela Bishop, Dexter's girlfriend in Dexter New Blood, is not a visible character in Dexter Resurrection, despite being a pivot uh pivotal figure in the previous series finale. Off-screen absence, Angela played by Julia Jones, is mentioned in the show, where it is explained that she left Iron Lake and her daughter Audrey abandoning her police duties and the case and the case against Dexter. That's how they got rid of her. Basically. Um return speculations. Well, there was early speculation that Julia Jones um might return. No official confirmation of her physical appearance has been made, and the series has largely moved on, introducing new characters like Maya the Prix and Gigi Jones for Dexter and Harrison. Does he get a new girlfriend in this one?

SPEAKER_01 45:17

Um no, I remember uh uh Harrington has a girlfriend. Remember the little goth chicks? Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 45:24

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 45:25

But did she end up finding out he was he was killing motherfuckers too? Because I don't think she knew. Shh.

SPEAKER_05 45:32

She knew something. I feel like she was part of something. I feel like she was sketchy. I can't remember.

SPEAKER_01 45:38

I remember. I well, I remember she was fucking the truth out of him. Maybe he did tell her. Yeah, probably. She was laying down that pussy, bro. For real. Like once they started. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. How did she get the broken arm? Was she defending herself from her killing? Hmm.

SPEAKER_05 46:00

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:01

Is she a killer as well?

SPEAKER_05 46:03

G Jones, no Harrison. Was killing. Harrison killed Harrison did.

SPEAKER_01 46:13

Yeah, he killed a couple of motherfuckers, bro. Remember he killed a nigga.

SPEAKER_05 46:17

The whole show was Dexter trying to cover it up.

SPEAKER_01 46:19

Yeah, he he was covering up the killing in the hotel. Yeah. Remember that was his first kill kill. No, that wasn't his first kill, but that was his first actual kill by himself.

SPEAKER_04 46:30

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 46:30

He fucking smashed dude with the fucking toilet seat.

SPEAKER_04 46:33

Yep.

SPEAKER_01 46:34

The to the toilet cover. I remember that.

SPEAKER_05 46:39

Uh she reported picking up uh the first phone from Batista's number on the blah blah, which occurred up around the same desk. No, she never knew. She just knew that um Dexter was a blood analysis.

SPEAKER_01 46:53

Oh.

SPEAKER_05 46:53

Blood blood splatter analysis.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

For the Miami DPD. But remember the fucking you know who was annoying though? The Jamaican dude too. Remember he was living in his remember he Dexter was living downstairs?

SPEAKER_05 47:09

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:10

He was annoying. He was like Dexter. I was like his Jamaican accent. Yeah, I was a his Jamaican accent was fucking it was garbage. It wasn't yeah, I was a they they I don't know, they could have hired somebody else to do a better Jamaican accent. Or Haitian. I don't know what he was. I think he was Jamaican or Haitian, but it made you kept thinking that he knew Dexter was a killer.

SPEAKER_04 47:36

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 47:36

And then I I thought I thought maybe that, oh, this dude is a killer too. Cause remember he went to war and all that, and then like all of a sudden. Yeah, but he ended up not being a killer. Did Dexter kill his ass? God damn, I gotta watch this shit again. Dude, I don't remember. I don't think he killed him. I think it's just I think he ended up finding out. I think he died. Well, no, his wife died, didn't he? Or his mother.

SPEAKER_05 48:07

His mother died.

SPEAKER_01 48:09

Right. And his mother gave him gave Dexter some cat or some shit, some ceramic cat.

SPEAKER_04 48:15

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:16

Some weird shit like that. I'm just trying to remember though, but that was my fucking show, bro. Like, I love that show. Every time I tell somebody about Dexter, I believe you gotta watch the first. And you gotta get through the first two episodes.

SPEAKER_05 48:35

Yeah, it's the hard part.

SPEAKER_01 48:37

Yeah, the first two episodes. Because what I when I got interested is when um the uh the hand popped up with the with the different colors.

SPEAKER_04 48:48

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:48

And then it was in his fridge, wasn't it? No, it was a Barbie doll, and the Barbie doll's fingers was colored.

SPEAKER_04 48:56

Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 48:57

And then he looked in his freezer and he was like, Is this something? Yeah, did you just like, oh, you want me to play? He was like, I want to play. And then it closed his mouth. I was like, oh shit, oh shit. That's what drug me in. I was like, oh shit, this nigga about to war with another serial killer.

SPEAKER_05 49:17

Dude, it took me a whole season.

SPEAKER_01 49:19

And then it was his brother. It was his little brother.

SPEAKER_05 49:23

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:24

Yeah, dog. I was like, yo, that's crazy. And then you find out fucking Harry was like helping him fucking kill and shit. His dad, his adopted father.

SPEAKER_04 49:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:37

I was like, yo. Yo, they used Christian Slater as his dad, too.

SPEAKER_04 49:43

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:44

You remember Christian Slater, right?

SPEAKER_05 49:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 49:47

I thought that was good.

SPEAKER_05 49:49

They did a lot of good things like uh bringing back a lot of the original cast to the the the life the resurrection one. Dude, oh, I almost forgot. Which I'm kind of mad they did. The one where he's young.

SPEAKER_01 50:06

Oh, yeah, that one was good.

SPEAKER_05 50:07

I thought it was good. They stopped it. They said it what they weren't gonna continue it, bro.

SPEAKER_01 50:12

Well, it was only it was one season, right? They did a whole season.

SPEAKER_05 50:16

No, they did a whole season, but they were planning for more. But after the season ended, they said, nah, we're we're just gonna scratch it. We're gonna work on resurrection.

SPEAKER_01 50:23

Yeah. Maybe, maybe because Dexter. Well, his I forget his real name, but Dexter probably wanted back in. He's probably like, yo, nah, let's do another one or something. But I think that kid played him good.

SPEAKER_05 50:37

Yes, and then it's his sister, too.

SPEAKER_01 50:39

Yep, yep. She was all fucking foul mouth and shit. Yeah, dude. Everything was fucking fucking fuck fuck. And she was a little older.

SPEAKER_05 50:48

The whole cast was almost even Angel looked identical.

SPEAKER_01 50:53

Angel. Oh yeah, Batista.

SPEAKER_05 50:55

Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_01 50:56

Looked identical. And um Osaka, is that what his name was? A Chinese dude? Yeah. Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 51:07

They looked identical, bro. Yeah, they did good.

SPEAKER_01 51:10

I thought that was really good.

SPEAKER_05 51:12

Yeah, agreed.

SPEAKER_01 51:13

Especially like, I mean, just the kid just like playing Dexter. And then when he did his first kill, that shit was funny.

SPEAKER_04 51:20

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 51:20

That was a hilarious fucking scene, dog. He's like body slamming this bitch. Like, I'm like, yo, he's wrestling with her. Yeah, the bitch is strong as fuck. Uh yeah, she was poisoning, she was poisoning Harry and shit. Yeah. That shit was great. They dog, they need to come out with a new one, man. I'm sure, I'm sure it's online. Like them working on some new shit. Don't do that. Don't do that. Yo. Dog, I had like the worst night, man. For real, dog. Sleep. Yeah, I I I fucking ate and like I was just bloated. Like my stomach, like I couldn't shit. I couldn't do nothing. I couldn't move. I felt like I couldn't breathe. And then like I was like, fuck it. Um, Shari got this laxative powder shit and big thing that they gave her. She couldn't shit once. And then they fucking, I was like, yo, I'm gonna think I'm gonna take this shit. And she was like, ahead of help. I took that shit. I woke up at like 3:30 in the morning. You know, I was like, I was in bed, and I'm like, I need to fart. Yeah, but when I went to fart, I was like, oh, that's not a fart. So I got up, yo. I was like, whoa, that's not a fart. I gotta go. I got up to take a shit, and I was on that toilet for like an hour and a half, bro. My legs was like fucking numb. My legs were falling asleep. I was like, God, I gotta get up, but my stomach is fucked. So I swear, I woke up like 3:30 in the morning. I got out the bathroom by like five in the morning.

SPEAKER_05 53:02

That's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 53:03

And then I sat on the couch because I thought I had to go again. So I sat on the couch for like another hour to like six this morning. And then Sheree comes out, she's like, Well, why are you on how come you're not in bed? I was like, Why the fuck do you think I'm not in bed? And she was like, Well, I didn't say to argue. I was like, No, I'm serious. Like, you know that I took that shit and I'm shitting all night. I'm tired. I want to go to bed. Oh, man. So I went back to bed and then I fucking woke up a little after you text me. Like, I'm tired right now, dog. I'm fucking beat. I swear, after this, I probably just laid back down and just say fuck the rest of the day. I'm telling you, man, my stomach's fucked up.

SPEAKER_04 53:50

I feel that. I feel that.

SPEAKER_01 53:52

Man. And I don't know, man. I think there's mold in this fucking house.

SPEAKER_05 53:57

I wouldn't be surprised, bro.

SPEAKER_01 54:00

This house is fucking slave antique. Like, it was slaves that lived in this house. Telling you. I know I see them. These motherfuckers, like, I see ghosts. I see dead people, bro. Go to sleep, bro. For real, dog. I be seeing them, dog. The vibe I get from this house is this old white man. Right? With uh what do you call the overalls? Suspenders. No, the overalls, the yeah, yeah. You know what I'm talking about?

SPEAKER_04 54:37

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 54:38

I don't know why I get that. Like with a white dress-up shirt under and he's just walking around. Like, did you just hold in the yawn? Yo, your nostrils went. He was like, Yeah, that's the kind of vibe I get. Like this old white slave owner guy that just walks around my fucking house. It's fucking weird, dog. And that's all I get. I haven't been in my attic in like five years.

SPEAKER_05 55:11

You have a fucking attic?

SPEAKER_01 55:13

Yeah. It's above the stairwell. When you come up the stairs, there's it's right above us. Like you see, you can just pull it down, and there's some stairs that fold down. Uh and you can go right up to the attic. But that shit was fuck there. You go again.

SPEAKER_05 55:32

Ever since you yawn now, I'm tired.

SPEAKER_01 55:35

For real. But now I'm fucking dog. Like when I first went up there, we found a um like uh a little pillowcase, like a little pillow with an A initial on it, like a dollhouse.

SPEAKER_04 55:53

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 55:54

But it was like this pillowcase, like a pillow, little tiny pillow for a doll. And it had the company that made it. We looked it up, and it was an actual company that made these dollhouses.

SPEAKER_04 56:05

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 56:06

And I'm like, yo, why is this it's only the pillow here? You know what I'm saying? I really didn't go in all the way in and search the whole thing because that shit looks fucking creepy as fuck up there, dog. Like, I swear, it looks like there's a fucking probably like a little box you open, and then I'm cursed, and maybe fucking some devil or demon will come out and kill us and shit. But I know there's animals living up there.

SPEAKER_05 56:31

Yeah, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_01 56:38

That any animal could go into. Now, so when you go into my bathroom, you can see my ceiling. My ceiling looks like there's animals pissing.

SPEAKER_04 56:47

Hell, bro.

SPEAKER_01 56:48

Yeah, and there's like a little bit of black mold around the edges in my bathroom. Every time I go into that bathroom, my fucking chest sh tightens up like I'm fucking inhaling mold or something.

SPEAKER_04 57:00

Yeah, that's bad.

SPEAKER_01 57:02

I can't wait to move, dog. We out of here. Can't wait. We out of here. Go ahead. Go ahead. These are the clips right here. I'm so tired. I know, me too, dog. It's about it's about an hour right now, man. We can wrap this up, dog. Um, what are you doing later? Are you busy later, later? Maybe, maybe not.

SPEAKER_05 57:30

Uh I don't think so.

SPEAKER_01 57:31

Maybe we should shoot another one, too.

SPEAKER_05 57:33

I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 57:33

Maybe get to ahead. Yeah, just let me know, doggy.

SPEAKER_02 57:37

But I will, bro. Ski.

SPEAKER_01 57:40

This is damn, dog. Yeah, that's it. It's a deal breaker, man. We tired, dog. That's it. This nigga yawned like seven times in a matter of 60 seconds.

SPEAKER_05 57:52

I'm gonna go take a nap, bro. Oh shit. Yo, bro.

SPEAKER_01 57:57

It's only 11 o'clock. I know, me too. I'm like, I'm like, yo, dog, like, I didn't know what to do yesterday. Like, I was just What do you mean? I'm just my days off, man. That's why you're always working, bro.

SPEAKER_05 58:12

You don't fucking know what to do.

SPEAKER_01 58:14

It was raining, too, and I'm like, damn, I can't do shit. So I just ended up bringing the dogs for a ride to go get some dog food, and goddamn, I haven't given him a ride in like months.

SPEAKER_04 58:26

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 58:27

Fucking Billy's just going crazy in that back seat. Everybody, every car, he's like, I had to fucking buzz the nigga. Like they have buzzers and shock collars. I had to just fucking vibrate his ass to let him know, nigga, if you fucking keep moving, I'm gonna shock your ass. God damn, Rainer's just looking at him like, just shut the fuck up. Will you just relax? And he just every window, he's then he's coming up to the halfway of the front, putting his head on me. And then fucking, his whole body's on me. I'm like, nigga, get off of me. Like, he just bad, dog. Like, he was like, nigga, you need to bring me on more rides, but that's my fault. He loves a fucking car ride, dog. But yeah, I was just fucking bored, man. This day off shit is for the birds. I wish, I wish I could just chill. Like, even if like I'm fucking not doing anything, like I have to do something. I'll start cleaning, I'll start fucking throwing out trash, I'll start. I'm just I'm a mess. Uh I just I guess it's just my slave mentality, dog. I'm just a slave. I just know I know how to be one. You know? There you go. Yeah. How about this? That's for you. Oh, god damn. That shit's that shit stunk. That was a fast one. Holy shit. Oh my god. God damn.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:01

Bro, you fucking drank laxatives, bro.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:05

God damn. That shit is harsh, bro. Usually I can smell my own fart, but goddamn, it smells like somebody else did that shit. Oh my god. Alright, brother. Talk to me later, man. Hit me up. Yes, sir. Alright, ladies and gents, thugs and thoughts, Luke Garcia.

SPEAKER_05 1:00:30

Man, your boy Cryptic.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:33

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SPEAKER_05 1:00:35

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SPEAKER_01 1:00:39

I was gonna say come come on us. Come? Yeah. Stupid. Come on and join us someday. We'll be more consistent. We'll try. We're just doing this for us, not you guys.

SPEAKER_04 1:00:53

Yeah, wife be wifing.

SPEAKER_01 1:00:56

Yeah. Subscribe, share, comment, and uh let's see. I'm off. I'm off this bitch.

SPEAKER_03 1:01:05

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_01 1:01:07

Alright, broskey. Alright, brother. Talk to you later. Alright, alright.