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SHE DON'T WANT A STRAIGHT SON! / LET HER STRUGGLE ALONE - TALKHEAVY EP:301

GB & Slice Maximus, Devin Wade & Monica Mulatto Season 1 Episode 301

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FIRST HALF: "SHE WANTS OUR SON TO BE GAY"
SECOND HALF: "MY SON IS BETTER THAN HER SON"
& "HE LET HER STRUGGLE ALONE"

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SPEAKER_10

Yo! In the image of God himself. He didn't hit record.

SPEAKER_03

Hey bro, you are annoying.

SPEAKER_12

You're gonna drink the fuck out. Yo, yo, this is what happens when niggas let the nigga drink. You too excited. That's all that's your birthday.

SPEAKER_04

What's gonna say? No, you're too excited. It was such a good intro, too. It was so good. Niggas let niggas drink out of a big.

SPEAKER_10

Somebody submitted to the case. He didn't press recording. See, this is what happened when niggas let me. Can you just make sure the cameras record? No, Dev didn't record the audio. The microphone.

SPEAKER_03

He didn't record the audio. All right, let's go try one more time. Get his energy back up. Here we go. Monica, let's go. You up, you up, you up. Come on, Monica, you left.

SPEAKER_01

Three, two, one.

SPEAKER_12

Back with another fire episode and talk heavy and family. The whole family's in the building. Dev, let's get this thing rolling. You already know who it is. It's Deb Nasty AK Dangerous Dev Nasty AK, Mr. Chokey Mama, Mr. Choky Papa. We got a bunch of special guests in the building. One of the people got one of the funniest niggas in Philadelphia. We got funny boy quail. You know what I'm saying? Next to him, we got the gayest nigga in Philadelphia. He's white, but he's a nigga. Um, and he's fresh off of balls in his nose and shit like that. We got Nick in the building. Little Nicky. Also, we got the funniest female. She's probably funnier than the funniest nigga in Philadelphia herself. And somebody busted in her and got her pregnant. Nose swollen in the hole nine. We got Jay La Shea in the building. Next to her, we got this person who is the queen of getting whipped, vibrators, all kind of freaky ass shit. Um, you might see Naj with her nipples out at her events. We got Miss K Baby in the building. Somebody else got nutted in. They're back there with Slice. Big Belly as well. The original Nasty Girl herself.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Prince of Hunted part, the BBW lover, the pregnant woman slayer, Mister Two push-ups tonight, the man built in the image of God himself.

SPEAKER_03

That shit I'm about to walk, bro.

unknown

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_03

It's the North Philly legend. Strawberry Mansion's finest. The BBW hater, the pregnant woman creator. They still calling me Jesus' first cousin. He goes raw, cause the condom keeps bussin'. From North Philly to South Beach. Cause that's about as long as this pipe reached. You should always fuck with a chick that stutter from the get-go. Cause you might bust your nut before she says no. And ladies, sucking dick is good for your mental health. So don't do it for him.

SPEAKER_10

Do it for yourself.

SPEAKER_03

G underscore winner.

SPEAKER_12

And if you did only that, you probably wouldn't be pregnant. That's right. Yo, uh, for everybody at home, this is a special birthday episode. That's why everybody's here. We actually had to film this again because they let me drink and then do a show. And I didn't press record. And for the Patreon niggas, we'll put the fucked up audio version of that fuck up at the end of the episode. How about that? And we got some people off the camera too. We ain't gonna announce everybody. Oh, yeah. I mean, I'll be. Yeah, yeah, they got we got 9-9. Make sure that you go get that album. You know what I'm saying? Make sure that you go get that. And we got our person making sure that we don't all go to hell. We got Monica in the building. She has her cross in front of her mouth because she no longer talking about it. We got one more person in the building.

SPEAKER_06

She rebukes all of this.

SPEAKER_12

We do have a child. We don't want to go to jail. We have a child in the building. We got a child.

SPEAKER_06

All right, y'all ready? We got children.

SPEAKER_12

Y'all ready to help somebody?

SPEAKER_06

That's good.

SPEAKER_10

Can't just quill going to jail. Y'all ready to help somebody? Y'all know how this show go? Go ahead, Nick. My fuck.

SPEAKER_03

No, I ain't ready to help.

SPEAKER_06

I think he needs some help. GB, GB, your voice out crazy.

SPEAKER_10

GB, y'all talking to Mike. He forgot. No, go ahead. He still doesn't say it. GB drinking too.

SPEAKER_04

I'm turning myself in this week and all that. You feel me? Free to jails, put somebody on my commissary. Give me some honey buns, ramen, all that shit when I'm in there.

SPEAKER_12

Pray, pray for little Nikki, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

I'm gonna have to go in that bitch hold a pocket. Like, that's that. You hold a pocket. I gotta hold a pocket when I go in there. And then I was thinking, like, who do I go with? Do I go with the whites? Do I go with the name? Area nation. Go go go go go go Area.

SPEAKER_06

It fucks up his whole is right.

SPEAKER_12

We give you giving you the N-word pass so that you can survive. Put hard R's on there, make it convincing. Okay. Don't say thorough. Don't say John. Don't say John. Don't say none of that shit. Go in there. Niggas fucking got me in here fucked up. These goddamn niggas. Yeah, we gotta survive.

SPEAKER_04

We gotta survive. Keep you alive. Keep you alive. That's cool.

SPEAKER_10

Are y'all ready? Help somebody? Yes, help somebody.

SPEAKER_04

Dev gave me the pass. Y'all heard it. There you go.

SPEAKER_10

Talk heavy. I have a gay son that's been feminine since the. Come on, y'all. Talk heavy. I have a gay son that's been feminine since a little boy. I tried to deny it, but I knew he would be gay. And everyone in the house has accepted it. My son was dating some boy since he was 16. He is now 22. And the boy is like family. Well, not to me, but to my wife and everyone else in this house. Three months ago, my son broke up with this boy, and now out of nowhere, he started dating a woman. And this girl is fine as hell. I'm happy as shit. But my wife is pissed and trying to tell him that she can't come to the house because she wants him to get back with his ex-boyfriend. My wife is now pressing my son to tell the new girl that he is a bisexual, but I told my son he better not say that shit if he wants to keep her. I told him my wife is trying to sabotage your relationship, and you can bring your new girlfriend over here as much as you like. Hell, I would let her move in if he wanted to. Am I wrong?

SPEAKER_09

No. Yes, he's wrong. Because he's looking at he's looking at the at the girlfriend.

SPEAKER_03

Let me tell you something. The wife, I mean, the wife, the wife wants this what the wife wants. The wife wants the son to be more relatable to her. That's why she wanted to take dick too.

SPEAKER_06

She means girl talk.

SPEAKER_03

That's what it is.

SPEAKER_06

I just think that they both are wrong. They should let him live his life and be happy. And as long as he's happy, then let him date who he wants to date. His business is his business, butt out of it.

SPEAKER_07

But if he wants to get in heaven, stick with the woman.

SPEAKER_10

That part.

SPEAKER_07

That part.

SPEAKER_10

Monica Becker said, Hallelujah.

SPEAKER_07

Monica said he found Jesus. He just found his way in. He got a ticket in there. Slide with a lady. Monica don't want to laugh at this time.

SPEAKER_12

Yo. Oh, so parents do get um get attached to like the the boyfriend or girlfriend or their their kid. It's like another kid in the house. So the mom can't have an innocent connection to this uh boy.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, they went from 16 to 22, so that is a lot of years to build a connection.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

But at the same time, if you can't force something that your son doesn't want anymore, maybe like he changed his mind. You gotta let him see that way through.

SPEAKER_03

So you allow is you would allow butt fucking in your house?

SPEAKER_06

I mean, to each their own. Me personally, no. Somebody else, maybe yes.

SPEAKER_03

How about you, Dev?

unknown

Nah.

SPEAKER_03

How about you, Quill? Hey, I'm talking for all appearances. Yeah, Quill, what if your son grows up? By the way, he's in the building.

SPEAKER_07

I ain't allowing no gay sex, no premarital sex, none of that in my house. You get your own place, you do what you want. You're not doing that in my house.

SPEAKER_12

That's the real thing right there. Like, even like you won't allow that shit in our house.

SPEAKER_10

Let me ask this question.

SPEAKER_12

Before y'all know.

SPEAKER_07

Premarital. Sex before marital. No, not in my house. Absolutely not. You want to be grown, you gotta go be grown. Go get your channel.

SPEAKER_00

Go get a hotel. My son.

SPEAKER_07

No.

SPEAKER_02

Stop, stop, stop. I'm gonna tell you. This time my mom, my mom, I was scared to fuck people in the house. So like I take them other places. But my mom, like, I read that you be home with them, so nothing happened. I knew I know you could be a good one. You could go to another girl house, her dad come in here, be done, did some weird shit to you, her brothers, anybody, you in another nigga's neighborhood leaving out. What you mean by weird shit?

SPEAKER_06

But as a parent of the daughter, niggas fuck you up in the crib.

SPEAKER_02

Nigga, you gotta get the mic.

SPEAKER_06

Can I just say something? As a mom of a daughter going to a man's house, I'ma say, you're not going to that boy's house. I know it's gonna happen at that boy's house.

SPEAKER_02

So would you rather him go to your crib?

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, because I can keep an eye and make sure shit.

SPEAKER_07

But then I asked if I have permission to do it.

SPEAKER_02

No, you saying don't fuck in the house. So that's like last night. Just go to his crib.

SPEAKER_07

Doors open, belts on.

SPEAKER_02

I need to know what's going on. You think it can't be a big thing? I'm saying, I'm saying I want to know what's going on with them.

SPEAKER_07

Who said downstairs upstairs? Why you hearing them upstairs?

SPEAKER_02

First of all, my mom was always cool with it. My mom was cool with it. I feel like when you gotta say, be quiet. My mom, like, go here. She knew what was happening. My mom was a thing if you're just gonna be able to do it. She just was like, I'm happy that I know where you're like, you're here, you're safe. I know you're not at nobody's.

SPEAKER_06

That's because y'all are boys. Right. Okay.

SPEAKER_02

So we're second, so you ain't fuck nobody in your house.

SPEAKER_06

I mean, I plead the fist.

SPEAKER_10

Don't be minding my business. Second part of the question. Second part of the question, because I don't want to miss this part. This is the part that fucked me up the most. Mom's trying to tell him to tell his new girl that he took dick before. He gotta tell her. That's saying don't do that shit because you're gonna lose your girl.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta tell her.

SPEAKER_10

What's your thoughts?

SPEAKER_02

You gotta tell her. And I say and I say this why? I'm about to tell you. Can I tell him?

SPEAKER_03

Go ahead. Tell him.

SPEAKER_02

Last thing you want is for the ex nigga to come back and say he did fuck him and she don't know. That's gonna cook her.

SPEAKER_03

And and and the way AIDS is set up. The way AIDS is set up.

SPEAKER_02

You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_03

Like, cause AIDS only live in your butt. So the way that it is, the way that is, yeah. AIDS only live in your butt. He said, yeah. We gotta take the mic. So the way that it's set up, he gotta he gotta tell her because he, you know what I'm saying? His white blood cells and his red blood cells could be having an MMA match and shit. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_12

But if the AIDS only live in his butt, then he can't give her the AIDS. That's right.

SPEAKER_03

But she might eat ass. So you don't know.

SPEAKER_04

Of course. Whoever's gay got AIDS. AIDS comes with being gay. No, every gay person was a big deal. We don't trust what Nikki say because they don't even get tested.

SPEAKER_07

This is misinformation.

SPEAKER_10

That's what happened.

SPEAKER_07

See what y'all do. See what y'all do? Just just stop.

SPEAKER_10

I respect the dad, right? Because some dads don't be like trying to recognize that they kids gay when they like six. You know what I'm saying? Like sometimes you can see this at a very young age. And he like, yo, he's like, I could see I was in denial.

SPEAKER_02

My man, my man's son, like that.

SPEAKER_10

He already sweet.

SPEAKER_02

But you can't tell because it's how he he like he probably saying like daddy though. But how how like daddy, I want some, like it's like two feminine.

SPEAKER_12

No, no, but it's not feminine. I think gay is a different thing, it's a different spirit because it's not even like a woman, it's something different because women don't even act like that. So gay is his own genre, so I don't know if it's something spiritual or mental illness.

SPEAKER_03

Listen, it's a mental illness.

SPEAKER_04

It's a fucking illness.

SPEAKER_03

You know how you know how you know how like people from Baltimore they got their accent, they got their accent. Why does gay come with its own accent?

SPEAKER_04

Yeah, why you talking? And why they walk like that? Why they walk like that? They walk a pig with.

SPEAKER_03

But why do you not walk gay? But like why, but it's like gay people everywhere got it. So it's like if you a Cali gay, if you a Texas gay, a Philly gay, they all got that accent. They all just got the same accent.

SPEAKER_12

It's I think it might be something scientific because I've seen, I've seen like you ever see like a gay nigga take a picture in his in his picture, he just like this. Regular. But you can look at the picture, I'm glad your mic wasn't on. I'm glad your mic wasn't or P. No, no, no, no, fuck that. No. What I'm saying is, even if he got a straight face, he still ain't straight. Like you could look at the pictures sometimes and be like, bull gay.

SPEAKER_07

Which is why I was saying, I do believe a man should tell tell you, but I'm sure she knows. It's like you can tell. You can tell. You made a man, it's it's an aura bowl. Not looking at you like it's an aura ball.

SPEAKER_04

I'm asking y'all. All ladies, can y'all be with a guy that fucked a guy before?

SPEAKER_09

You guys had balls on your chin, so ain't nobody like ain't nobody answering your question.

SPEAKER_07

A lot of us have been probably don't know. Uh uh, brother, gotta be honest.

SPEAKER_12

I'm I I think Miss K baby could out of the group.

SPEAKER_09

What, be with a bisexual guy?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

You get two boyfriends, it's lit.

SPEAKER_12

Did she say lit? She said lit. Can one of them be like we talked about gay? Like, like actual, like, like, like factually gay?

SPEAKER_09

Like or just feminine? Feminine. Feminine? Yeah. Yeah. Then you get a best friend and a boyfriend. Yeah, one of my baby fathers. Um, stop this shit, Taylor.

SPEAKER_01

Sorry.

SPEAKER_09

Yo.

SPEAKER_01

Hold on.

SPEAKER_12

Listen. He wears ankle bracelets. She has not failed. This is her baby. This is her baby father in every episode. In every episode, she finds a way.

SPEAKER_02

It's like every time he sees the episode, we probably skip pressure.

SPEAKER_03

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Now he'd be watching it.

SPEAKER_10

Mad.

SPEAKER_12

Oh my god.

SPEAKER_10

Let me ask this. Let me let me let me ask this. Cause this is it's kind of crazy to me. If you're the dad, right, and you're the head of the household, can you just tell your wife or whoever, like, no, he's bringing his bitch through. And she lives here now. Like, I want my son to be stressed. And at that point, it should be no more rap. He should tell his son you lie until she catches you. Because the moment you tell her that you didn't took dick, she's out.

SPEAKER_03

But you gotta look at it like this though. Can his son actually ever be straight? Because once you kinda took dick one time, you kinda gay forever. He did that for five years. Gay stay on you forever, though.

SPEAKER_02

He did that shit for a pound. But gay stay on you forever. Right. Like he ain't had no little moment or none of that shit. That was, yeah. Are you saying there's a difference? He did. Five years? Are you saying there's a difference? No, I'm saying, because some niggas they hit you with the like they damn near was trying to test it out. He tested it out and went through with the shit.

SPEAKER_01

For five.

SPEAKER_02

Or half a decade.

SPEAKER_12

Well, is there a difference between the nigga that tested my head?

SPEAKER_02

No, gay is gay, but he don't, he don't have no type of no. But as a dad, I want my son back, bitch. So you go here. You feel what I'm saying? Because he wasn't my son when he was gay. You can't love your son. No, he just came. Yo, bro.

SPEAKER_04

No, my son was gonna be a girl.

SPEAKER_02

My son was in college. And then he came together.

SPEAKER_04

Could you love your son if he was gay? Yes, you could love your child again. Like lesbian, if she's a girl, she's a lesbian. This son is here, he's a child, and he's right to the right of me.

SPEAKER_02

That nigga never button is cardigan all the way to the top. That shit over. I'm trying to tell you. He knows what's up. He is.

SPEAKER_10

I love dads like him.

SPEAKER_12

Keep the straight culture rolling, man. Yo, yo, listen, hold on. So hold on. Is this a case where the mom, a lot of moms will be disappointed in the son, right? She got used to it because she had to get over this big hump to love her son. So now she's fully invested. It might have took a lot for her to love this boyfriend, extra dude. And maybe that's why she's like, yo, I went over I went through a lot to love this person. Now I'm used to this. I don't want to be disappointed again.

SPEAKER_01

Exactly.

SPEAKER_06

So I don't think it should be a big stressor on her that like now he wants to repent and go go back to being hetero.

SPEAKER_12

Maybe she feels like he took dick for nothing.

SPEAKER_09

Maybe, maybe she feels like she lost she lost her little best friend.

SPEAKER_02

Like it's not even guaranteed he the nigga that was getting fucked. Maybe that's you too. We don't know that.

SPEAKER_09

But for five five or six years, he was probably definitely getting fucked. You gotta get fucked. Or something.

SPEAKER_04

It's not bad if you don't get fucked. It is. It's all the way. No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, so if you try to tell us something, get your dicks up, you just getting your dicks up. Wow. You just getting your dicks up. Who trying to switch partners in this room?

SPEAKER_12

It's like somebody sending you on a I can't sit there and close your eyes. You're sharing the mic with this nigga.

SPEAKER_03

Hey yo, we know this nigga cause of you. Wait a minute. You broke up the circle.

SPEAKER_12

What's it your nigga's roommate? Wasn't your nigga's roommate? I'm about this nigga room. Oh, no, listen, listen. I'm about this nigga an old name. Wait, wait, wait, wait. There's wait, wait. I gotta go to this nigga the old name. Yo, yo, yo, wait, wait, wait. Check this out. There's a lot, there's a big viral clip going around. And in this clip, little Nikki took part in the threesome. And everybody in the comments is like, that other person had to have been funny boy quill. Everybody in the comments was like, yo, what the fuck? Why'd you put your nose near funny bull quill's balls? Funny bull quill, was it was this was this shit? Did you tell him don't ever do that shit again?

SPEAKER_02

No, that was not me.

SPEAKER_06

Keep leading the fifth. I didn't teach you again. Do you know who it was?

SPEAKER_02

No, he ain't never tell me that shit. I found out on here.

SPEAKER_09

No, he said, he said he got teabagged by the other guy.

SPEAKER_06

That's tea. What?

SPEAKER_09

That's what he said, damn stairs.

SPEAKER_06

Was it you? Was it you quill?

SPEAKER_09

That wasn't me.

SPEAKER_06

No, he said that his his mouth wasn't on the ass, his nose was in it.

SPEAKER_08

He said the balls was on his nose.

SPEAKER_04

She was on top of me. She's riding me. He's in the bank hitting her, and I went down and ate it while he was hitting her.

SPEAKER_07

So what made you go do that? Like what you said, I just seen some shit in porn before.

SPEAKER_04

I've seen this shit. I swore, I thought I did. You're not sure if you came up with it? I think I did come up with it. You know, it's kinda long.

SPEAKER_06

It had to touch him. She loved it. He's an inventor. She loved it. I did see someone.

SPEAKER_12

I saw some women in there that was like, sounds like grown people have. The women was writing for you, bro.

SPEAKER_10

So yeah. Not my category.

SPEAKER_12

How much is it gonna cost for a woman to get this experience from you, Nick? I mean, it depends who the guy is. April 10th.

SPEAKER_04

But why do you care about who the guy is? It can't just be anybody. You ain't about to just throw anybody on me. You ain't about to what? You ain't about to throw anybody on me. You gotta be close. Hold his dad's look.

SPEAKER_12

Yo, bro! I don't think we helped nobody. I don't know what's happening, man. Alright, come on. Can we wrap this up? Can we help?

SPEAKER_04

Can we can we put the Take your son to the SPCA and put him down? That's what I would do. Put him down. Put the gay boat down. Yeah, euthanized him. How you gonna say that and you just did what you did? That's not gay, though. I was in the 30s.

SPEAKER_09

I think having sex with a much being in the city is gay.

SPEAKER_04

What?

SPEAKER_09

Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_04

No, no. You never I didn't hear it. Hold on. You never trained a bitch with your man with the game.

SPEAKER_10

Wait, you ain't got the mic.

SPEAKER_07

You never trained a bitch with your biggest.

SPEAKER_10

You don't got the mic.

SPEAKER_07

I think it's gay as well, yes.

SPEAKER_04

Alright, so who in here ever trained a bitch with their mane? Never gay. Me.

SPEAKER_02

No, I did. I did. I did. I did that shit a bunch of times.

SPEAKER_12

Did you train anybody? Hey, baby, Ray said. He did. No. Did you train anybody with Nicky?

SPEAKER_02

You don't even eat pussy on the train.

SPEAKER_12

Oh no, did you train anybody with Nick before?

SPEAKER_02

No.

SPEAKER_04

No, one time. Came close. You don't get the mic. The bitch folded, then she became my girlfriend. Remember? I said they're not. Your wife then.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Nick and retarded.

SPEAKER_04

The bitch we were supposed to train. She became my girlfriend like a week later. Damn, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_06

He said abort mission. Abort mission. That's my wife now.

SPEAKER_12

Yo. You can't train her no more. Yo, this is I don't know what the hell.

SPEAKER_09

No, I ran the train.

SPEAKER_03

Wait, no, no, no, no. I don't think it worked like that. It do work like that.

SPEAKER_09

It does work like that. It was a foursome. It was me, my boy, my ex-boyfriend, and two other girls.

SPEAKER_10

Damn me, you're lucky, man.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_09

It happened in New Orleans. Everything New Orleans, you know, anything, anything goes.

SPEAKER_02

Anything goes, anything happens. Two? No, yeah. No, I'm saying. His girl counted. It was three girls. I'm happy for the other new ones. You're right. G in the back the whole session.

SPEAKER_03

Technically speaking, if we're going off talk heavy signs, you calm up. Wait, who say it again? Because at the talk heavy live, you was the one holding the vibrator on.

SPEAKER_09

He didn't recognize me because I was bent over it. Oh, you did put the ball on the book.

SPEAKER_03

Money boy quill had the pop with MSK baby.

SPEAKER_09

I'm proud of you, Quill.

SPEAKER_02

Yo, April 10th nice. I didn't even look up. He had a tongue out, too. He had a tongue out. I was focused.

SPEAKER_09

He was. He was very focused.

SPEAKER_07

How was that experience for you, Quill?

SPEAKER_02

No, that was a good job. That was different. I never did no shit like that. I ain't gonna lie. Like when you do shit like that, like you like grown up now. Like, I'm grown.

SPEAKER_12

We got a vibrator back there if you want to join live.

SPEAKER_09

Mine probably in my car, so that's just fancy. It was from the last show. I didn't, I I just never took it out the car.

SPEAKER_12

Y'all don't share them, Jones, right? Hell no. Alright, let me just shoot them.

SPEAKER_02

Um I can't. Huh? You can share toys, though, right?

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, but I don't.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, alright.

SPEAKER_09

Yo, boil them? No. Like mouth guards? No, you just you just. Yeah, how do you clean them? Just with soap and water? Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

You just wash your gat.

SPEAKER_09

I mean, it's only on me though, so.

SPEAKER_11

Yeah. No, no, I'm talking about if you was like imagining if you was laying your people.

SPEAKER_02

No, you're not gonna be able to get it in the bathroom washing again, though. Like, you gotta really take time out your day to go in the bathroom and just start washing it gets.

SPEAKER_06

You trying to make sure the gate ain't sensitive to get ain't sensitive to dub. You get turned on clothes and we're like stroking it for the person. The skin starts falling off again.

SPEAKER_10

Then you get hit by a robot. What is going on? This is touch your gut. Yo, robot changes. Let's wrap this up for the person at home. Alright, let's fine. Listen, man. Uh I'll I'll I'll I'll start.

SPEAKER_06

Alright, we ready.

SPEAKER_10

I'm only talking to the dad. Okay. I'm only talking to the dad. Dad, put your motherfucking foot down and you make sure you get any more pussy, or you invite her over as much as you can to keep your son straight for as long as possible. He ain't going back gay, man. Gay was 2025, this is 2026. Everybody should be straight. But he's but he's but he is. He's not. He's bisexual. I mean, that's 2025 gay.

SPEAKER_02

It's kind of like bisexual at 10 years.

SPEAKER_12

Do you think it's better for your son, right? To be you accepted that he was gay at 16, like he said. He went on a gay run, a nice five-year gay joint, then he switched back straight just to let you down. Nobody said he was straight, though. No, no, so bi.

SPEAKER_06

No, maybe he's just attracted to personalities, not sexuality. Does that mean he's pansexual? Which is which is gay.

SPEAKER_09

Which is gay, but I don't know. No, pansexual, you're just attracted to whoever.

SPEAKER_04

You're acting like dick's a diet.

SPEAKER_12

There's no such thing as pansexual. There's bi and that's it. There's no other things. There's no extra things.

SPEAKER_04

You're just gay or straight, bro. Like, why we gotta clean a confuse all of them?

SPEAKER_06

Well, because if you're pansexual, you fuck the rainbow. Make it easy.

SPEAKER_03

Make it easy. I'm gonna I'm gonna just simplify the whole thing. It's all gay. Everything's gay. We know the rules. It's all gay. Every letter in the LGBD is gay. Except for lesbian. Lesbian's real quick about gay. All gay. Bisexual is what? You gay. Training, I don't know. What L is lesbian is what?

unknown

Yeah, all of us gay.

SPEAKER_03

Lesbians are all gay. Transsexual is what? I don't know what's gay or human.

SPEAKER_06

No, because transsexuals are, they could be fucking straight left with extra steps.

SPEAKER_04

They're aliens. They're aliens. So what she's saying is straight with extra steps.

SPEAKER_06

It's still gay. It's still gay. No, it's change of identity, but you still like the opposite sex. Y'all both just did that with two steps.

SPEAKER_09

So like if it was a man, if it's a woman that wants to be a man, but then she's still fucking men, she's not gay. She is gay.

SPEAKER_12

But if I put a beard on you and a fitted hat and I hit it, it's gay.

SPEAKER_09

So if you're having sex with a girl and a girl strap up. Hold on, hold on.

SPEAKER_12

You wanna hit young ma? Hold on, hold on, hold on. Go again? What you say? You wanna hit young ma? Tell my young man.

SPEAKER_09

No, nigga, fat young ma.

SPEAKER_07

You wanna hate young ma? Nick, I think you're gay.

SPEAKER_12

No, no, no. So Nick. I would fuck your ma. No, no, no. So gay, all right. I need y'all to follow me. I'm not saying this. I need y'all to use the analogy. If gay is retarded.

SPEAKER_06

What?

SPEAKER_12

No. I'm not saying gay is retarded. Listen, I gotta be clear. I'm not saying gay is retarded. If gay is retarded, then some of the stuff Nick does is on the spectrum. Absolutely. But not retarded.

SPEAKER_08

Sexually autistic. He's sexually autistic.

SPEAKER_12

He's sexually autistic.

SPEAKER_01

He's always factory. So I'm very good.

SPEAKER_09

He's on the spectrum. When I got balls on my chin, I'm not gay. Okay. When you put balls on your chin.

SPEAKER_03

It's a big difference.

SPEAKER_07

Anything that's not straight is gay.

SPEAKER_03

Well, you got balls. But when you got balls on your chin, do you suck them?

unknown

Well kind of turn.

SPEAKER_03

Nah, she said when she got balls on her chin, she wasn't gay, but does she suck them?

SPEAKER_09

If they on my chin, yeah. I mean, they in my face. They just wanted to hear that for his own. No, no, no, yo, no, no. GB.

SPEAKER_12

If GB has a question, he downloads it so he can jerk off to it.

SPEAKER_10

Oh my God. Alright, final words for him so we can have somebody else. Let's get off of this. I'm sick of this gay talk.

SPEAKER_09

Love your son. I agree with the dad.

SPEAKER_10

Put your son down. Euthanize him.

SPEAKER_02

Love your son. Love your son.

SPEAKER_09

I think the mom got too attached to the boyfriend. And she found like she had a best friend, and it's like a big thing.

SPEAKER_02

Because some reasons be okay with their sons being gay. Like they be excited about it.

SPEAKER_07

I don't think it's okay with their sons being gay.

SPEAKER_06

I think they just love their kid.

SPEAKER_02

Now, of course they're not gonna be able to do it. No, not even that, because I feel like you're gonna love him no matter what.

SPEAKER_06

I just feel like if you're gonna love him no matter what, then let him love whoever he wants to love no matter what. But that's what the dad is.

SPEAKER_02

The mom, certain moms, like, oh shit. Like you said, it's like a like she said, like it's like a best friend now and a boyfriend. So now it's like, oh, I got a daughter. This nigga a boy. I got to do a question.

SPEAKER_12

Because you gotta think your son coming in there and on behalf of Monica.

SPEAKER_04

Go to church. Get your life together. Don't ever come here again. G, G. If Na told you that he was gay, would you still love him?

SPEAKER_06

Oh, he's not even in the room no more.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_06

No, you fucked it up. He had to look around and make sure he wasn't here again.

SPEAKER_12

You were supposed to say Nah.

SPEAKER_10

He fucked it up. Come on, next question around the room. Do he tell his new girlfriend or not? Cool said yeah. He got a he got a. I think he does.

SPEAKER_12

He has to tell her he's bi.

SPEAKER_07

But no, he may not be bi. He may be turning the girl.

SPEAKER_04

No, no, he's gay. If you're bi, you're gay. There's no such thing.

SPEAKER_07

He may have done that and he's guess it is a such thing. No, he could just say he's a big thing. You talk big, you are gay. No, listen, I used to be gay from 15 to 19. So you're when I had to come out straight, I had to be on a DL. I was on a DL for a little bit because I was embarrassed because I'm like, dang, I already, I be, I was with the community and everything. I build a community. Was they mad at you? Hold on, hold on. You was on the street.

SPEAKER_12

Hold on, you was on a straight DL. We never heard about this before. Yes.

SPEAKER_07

Because I was I was so into the LGBT. I was the president of the uh Lesbian Sisterhood Club at CCP. I was all that.

SPEAKER_12

How the fuck are you the president of the Lesbian Club? And you getting hit.

SPEAKER_07

I wasn't really No, I wasn't getting hit at the time.

SPEAKER_12

What do you think was it that caused this?

SPEAKER_07

For me to be gay?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Probably my mom being gay and me seeing a lot of stuff.

SPEAKER_12

That's what happened to that. My mom likes bitches. That's why I like bitches.

SPEAKER_07

I don't know if that's per se my my butt I saw I saw a lot of things, so maybe I thought it was more okay. So yeah, yeah, I was gay like that, but then when I finally was attracted to men, I was like, whoa, like this is crazy, this is different. How do I come out to my family? I I so I was on the D out for a little bit. I had to tell my boyfriend, shut up. Nobody knows about this.

SPEAKER_12

I've never heard a person that was actually nervous to come out straight.

SPEAKER_07

Because I had a whole community behind me. I was in the community. Can you send us old pictures while you just be leader of the pack and she turned her back on them? Right. I felt bad about that. I didn't like straight people, I didn't like bad people, so I was like, oh my God.

SPEAKER_12

You like the Rachel Dolajol gaze. Yes, you're thinking.

SPEAKER_07

So yeah, I mean, I I get that, but so what the committee did, we found out. They wasn't happy about it because I had like a lot of friends.

SPEAKER_12

Everybody tried to eat you coochie, didn't they?

SPEAKER_07

I had a lot of friends. A lot of a lot of men. Damn, are you available now? But my you know, my friends, they were like, Well, what you think? We going to L or something? Like, what you what you on F with us like that? And it's like, no, this is my journey.

SPEAKER_05

I still love y'all, but I might be like Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

No, but like you could still be part of the LGBTQ and like.

SPEAKER_05

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06

She buy. Now it's not getting a big thing.

SPEAKER_12

That's what she's saying. She's saying she's straight up straight.

SPEAKER_06

And even like years later, where I where you just said once you have the opposite side gay forever.

SPEAKER_12

She said nothing.

SPEAKER_06

She just seeing if y'all still agree with that, because now it sounds like y'all saying the opposite. No, no, no. No, no. I'm saying.

SPEAKER_03

It only worked that way with men. Only work that way with men. Double standard.

SPEAKER_05

I was just about to say that.

SPEAKER_03

Like you could, you could, like, every girl in here could touch your titties, and they just be like, oh, you feel them? I'll start touching dick in here. They're gonna be like Nick gay. Nick in here touching everybody's dick. Yeah, like if Nick stick his finger in quill mouth is gay.

SPEAKER_10

Alright, yo, I'm done. Let's hope one of the things.

SPEAKER_12

Let's open another person.

SPEAKER_10

Hey, yo, why I'm looking for the question, man. Tell them about the live show.

SPEAKER_12

Tell them about the Patreon, please. Yo, listen, man. April 10th, live show. It's gonna be crazy. Um, I don't guarantee the things that uh GB guarantees. He says you're guaranteed.

SPEAKER_03

Let me you guaranteed to get fucked. If you come to Talk Heavy live April the 10th, you guaranteed to get fucked after the show at the time. How many people got fucked after the last show? Raise your hand. Raise your fucking hand if you got fucked after the last show. She got fucked on the show. Quill fucking fucked on the show.

SPEAKER_12

Quill, Quill, hold on, real quick. Quill, you consider this your body now? No, he didn't hit, he touched. Quill, do you consider it a body? No.

SPEAKER_06

No. He didn't hit, he touched it. Cause you ain't make her miss.

SPEAKER_12

Look, Quill all shy now.

SPEAKER_02

I don't consider that a body though.

SPEAKER_12

Okay.

unknown

No.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, he didn't hit, he just touched. That's how you finger something. Like you hit you finger somebody? Yes.

SPEAKER_03

Yes. No.

SPEAKER_02

Yes.

SPEAKER_03

If she comes, yeah. If she beat my dick, I hit.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_04

No, you sound. Yeah. She might be on the thumb. I agree. I agree. Yo. I'm doing stand-up too, April 10th. You know what the fuck I do when I go on that stage? That's fine. April 10th, man. Everybody will be in the building. If he ain't booked. If I ain't booked, man, free the jails and all that. Free the jails. I don't know why niggas say that so much.

SPEAKER_12

There's a lot of rapists and murderers in there that can need to stay in there.

SPEAKER_10

Let's help somebody, man. Alright, here we go. First off, I want to say I love both of my sons equally. When me and my girl met, our sons were both four, so it was perfect. They did everything together. They are now 14 years old, and both of them absolutely love and live the game of basketball. But my biological son is truly gifted. He's already 6'3, and he's been a star on every team. Basketball academies are expensive, so I can only afford to enroll my biological son in the top cans.

SPEAKER_06

He's at the other ones on his own.

SPEAKER_10

Now there's a problem in my house, and it's funny shit with them. My girl's acting like I'm showing favoritism, but to be honest, my stepson is just an average on the court. I'm making a decision based off potential. My son can really go to the league if we place the proper resources into him. How do I get my girl and my son, stepson to see it's not favoritism because it's my biological son? I love them both equally.

SPEAKER_09

Okay, so they're not married then, right? No, he's saying you're saying stepson, but then he's saying the same. They've been together for 10 years, man. No, they're not married. That's what part. If they're not married, if they're not married, take care of you. I say take care of you.

SPEAKER_06

If he's financing his biological kid, then where's the biological dad of the other kid? I mean, he could be anywhere. He could be past the kids. He could be dead. No, I'm I'm asking. I'm not, I'm just asking the question.

SPEAKER_09

He's a deadly dad.

SPEAKER_07

This is why I don't do stepchildren, because if you cannot. Well, where is the maybe he's a dead?

SPEAKER_10

Hold on. She don't do step kids because of what?

SPEAKER_07

Because if you can't for all of them to do the same thing, I don't I don't believe in letting one go and the other one don't get it.

SPEAKER_09

Well, she said the other one sucks.

SPEAKER_12

So no no, I'ma disagree. Hold on, I'ma disagree. If two kids like if one can't sing and the other one could really blow, but because they share a room, they're in the music together, right? Paul's pause. That's an old old school nigga words and shit. Oh, yeah, my bad. One could really sing and the other one can't. We can't patronize and just act like this one has talent and send him to this music school and you know he's not.

SPEAKER_06

You gotta nurture what you're actually good at. That's true.

SPEAKER_07

But how long did they let allow both of them to go to basketball and all that? It should have been like, oh, okay, we see you're better. Let's find something.

SPEAKER_12

Maybe when that gross spurt kicked in and this nigga turned 6'3 and the other nigga GB socks. Listen, so listen, if one nigga is GB high, I have a shoe poo. And the other nigga is 6'3, is like, guess what? This one's not going. We're not investing money into this uh sports thing when this one right here really got a ticket. We need to find something different. It's not like he said he wasn't willing to figure out this chess club thing, maybe for this nigga.

SPEAKER_07

Right, right, right, right, right.

SPEAKER_12

But we can't be some shit is like participation trophy shit. We can't have. It's the same thing academically. If I got one son and he dumb and my other nigga a rocket scientist, you know what I'm saying? He might gotta go to private school while the other one go to public school. You know what I mean? Whatever. Anything, Monica. Monica.

SPEAKER_06

No, I'm just trying to get some ginger ale.

SPEAKER_12

Monica, make me anything, please.

SPEAKER_04

Oh my god. Monica's high in y'all. I think with this situation, though, with the basketball, I would send the average bull to the camp because he needs help. The other bull, he's already like an all-star, they're talking about, so he's gonna make it. He don't need he don't need the camp or whatever to get to play ball and all that. So I would send the average bull there.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but if you don't use it, you lose it. He needs to be in the action with the other good players to stay good and see the competition so he knows what he's matching up with. Yeah. If you tell him, oh, you gotta stay home, then when they throw him into the wolves and he ain't as good as the boys that went to the camp, who was also good, and he don't have to be a good thing.

SPEAKER_10

Imagine sending your stepson there and he's getting dunked on every play. You feel like you wasted your money.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they need to all sit down as a family. Look, you gone or you not. Let's figure out something for you.

SPEAKER_12

So that's the hard part of the conversation. I think the bigger issue is them having the discussion that we love basketball as a family. How do you tell one son you are decent at basketball? You're decent at basketball. Your brother is really has a chance, and we need to put these resources. That's gonna hurt a girl.

SPEAKER_07

You think I'm trash. I know you've been doing this, but let's we we heard him sing today at the school, and now he's the lead. That's a fact. So I guess the best is the best.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah, and if you don't like it, we've been around. They do everything together, they share a room, they doing all this stuff together, so he's like, oh, it's only natural that they play basketball together. Right. But one is average and one is above average. So no, you don't get to go. This is not a hobby, it's money.

SPEAKER_06

All I'm saying is if the dead beat dad isn't actually dead and he is capable, then I think the mom should say, Hey, you know, this is being provided for one son, they're really close, and I really want to have the same experience. Do you think we can come up with a financial solution to send your son so we can up his skills because he's not yet there? Right. And see where that goes. And that's if he's not dead or whatever the case may be with him.

SPEAKER_02

So what I would do is I would take them to the court. Whoever lose, don't go.

SPEAKER_01

Don't lose. No, no, no, that's you.

SPEAKER_02

I ain't picked my son. My son cooked the shit out of me. Y'all gonna pick one on one. Whoever won that shit gonna king. Yo, that's a good assolution.

SPEAKER_06

I like a good one. I like that. Y'all picked one.

SPEAKER_02

The corny nigga might fuck around, turn that shit.

SPEAKER_12

You do know that they're gonna hate each other, right? You know they're gonna hate, well, one is gonna hate the other one now.

SPEAKER_06

Oh, yeah, absolutely. But that's what that's what happens, hey.

SPEAKER_12

Because that's how they can.

SPEAKER_06

Plan B, ball out.

SPEAKER_12

Listen, listen, I'm gonna tell you the ball out is gonna cause so much problems because like growing up wrestling, you used to be able to wrestle off people for their slots. So, like, imagine you got a bunch of kids that might say, yo, I weigh 145 pounds. You literally challenge your teammate to wrestle to basically be able to take that spot, and that shit don't go well amongst niggas. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It is kind of like that. It's like, no, I beat this nigga in practice, and now I'm up going varsity and you don't fuck with the shit. That's lying, though. That's why I fuck with what he's saying. It's like making a team. No, but it's easier with niggas that don't live in my house. Like, I ain't live with none of them niggas. I can imagine if I lost my my varsity spot to a nigga and we gotta get the Captain Crunch together.

SPEAKER_10

No, I gotta take my son out the next day, the loser's son, and just work with him. Like, yo, we gonna get you better. Did you call him the loser to lose son?

SPEAKER_09

Find another hobby. He could be in the robotics or some shit. Like, you can still play basketball with your brother, but we not sending you to school for it. Find another hobby.

SPEAKER_07

Because basketball can be learned. Like, that's that's a skill that you can pick up. So if he's not picking it up, you probably don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_12

We can't learn it.

SPEAKER_09

Some of us can't. No, like if he's like 5'5, like listen, you just not going. Top's not the perfect body for ball, too. Like, you're gonna be.

SPEAKER_05

Oh, yo, yo, nigga.

SPEAKER_09

No, no, no, I don't like the way you say we already established that he's gay.

SPEAKER_12

No, I used to like listen, I used to be the nigga niggas will fight over to pick first.

SPEAKER_04

That's gay.

SPEAKER_12

And I'm telling niggas, like, and I will be sitting there like, y'all don't want me on your team, I promise. It was probably shit. Super mad. Super mad, yeah. But coming soon, talk heavy basketball. Um, Monica will be uh one of the team captains, and uh, I'm dunking on her.

SPEAKER_06

I will be the ball.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Did we help this person? Um, no, we didn't. All right. There's no way to help him. All right.

SPEAKER_10

I'm ready, move on.

SPEAKER_12

How many got many minutes left?

SPEAKER_03

Can I be real though? Don't nobody really love stepkids for real. They just act like it.

SPEAKER_09

They're not his stepkids. They're not even married.

SPEAKER_03

No, one of them is step kids. One of them is step kids, but people don't be treating stepkids like they're real kids. So let me ask this question. If you put a roof over a kid like a real kid. No, they don't. Like you buy your stepkids decks of cards for Christmas. You do dumb shit. You don't buy your stepkids equal gifts that you buy your real kid for Christmas. That's not true.

SPEAKER_12

Yo, GB be fronting so much. This nigga GB was buying the most lavish shit for his stepkids his whole life. These niggas is a Giuseppe and all types of bullshit. That's my old shit. They got wearing my shit. I can't pick up. He's talking about they was wearing my old shit.

SPEAKER_10

GB had niggas laced to the moon, yo. So listen, do you gotta be married for it to be your stepkids? If you put a roof over that kid's head and he lives with you, and you feeding this nigga, and you take him to school, and you fucking fight his real dad, then he's a he's a dependent and you claim him on your taxes.

SPEAKER_09

That ain't your stepkid, though.

SPEAKER_00

You still can kick him out.

SPEAKER_12

You can always kick him out with talking about they can get kicked out no matter what, nigga. They can always get kicked out.

SPEAKER_09

Because if you felt that way, then you would sign both to the same thing. I got kicked out.

SPEAKER_12

No, the thing is, so so Miss K baby is skipping over a major part. Oh, good. He's saying that he cannot afford to do it. Like, think about how much these camps and things like that cost. What he's saying is, this is a stretch, us coming up being able to do this one.

SPEAKER_09

Then I'm sending my son. I'm not sending your son, I'm sending mine.

SPEAKER_12

Yo, okay, now, okay, so let's reverse this. Your son is the ass one. The son that you raising that, call you dad and everything like that, stepson. Right? Or call you mom, right? I mean, I'm real nigga, but this nigga is this nigga's dunking on LeBron. You gonna pay for your biological son to play even though he has.

SPEAKER_09

No, so if I know that my son sucks, I'm not paying for him to go.

SPEAKER_12

So it's not about sending your money. Right. So what it is is everybody is going for the investment. Exactly. They're putting the money to win.

SPEAKER_09

Like, if first of all, if I'm trying to secure my future and I know my son is ass, but my boyfriend or husband's son is not, then guess what? We're gonna send your son. Oh, okay. Because we're trying to lock, we're trying to get the bag.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you gotta send a guilt one.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but what happens when your stepson, who you're not married to, I think he could go to jail. No. He takes it to the NBA, and then he goes, You're not my mom, you're not my dad. And then you just invested in someone that didn't fuck you.

SPEAKER_09

I'm getting a lawyer.

SPEAKER_12

That shit happens. But it's niggas that go to the league and their real own parents don't get none of their people.

SPEAKER_09

But it's it's not saying that's true. Like maybe I can't afford to send you right now. Not saying you can't go to a camp. You just can't go to that camp because we can't afford it.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, like Girl Scout cooking.

SPEAKER_09

It don't mean he gotta stop, but is it different if it's education?

SPEAKER_12

You assume the girl scout sell cooking.

SPEAKER_09

No, because one, with education, you can't even get into them schools if your grades aren't a certain average. So if you so if you got some things you gotta test to get in, like if you if you're if my son failed, well then you're not going. You can't go. Like it's just that simple. You should have applied yourself.

SPEAKER_12

Yo, yeah, education-wise, um, I I feel the same way. You can stick with the uh do you stay at Cam De High, nigga. You going to Cam De High and this nigga going up motherfucking uh Morristown friends.

SPEAKER_10

My stomach hurt. I know.

SPEAKER_12

And he said this nigga gonna put his son in Girl Scout cookies. Whatever you did it, whatever you did it. The craziest part, the craziest part is the nigga, the nigga act like there's not boy scouts.

SPEAKER_02

He gonna sell the cookies at his brother gay.

SPEAKER_08

He might be the son getting the money, like.

SPEAKER_12

No, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Is there a such thing as Boy Scout cookies? No.

SPEAKER_09

The girls sell cookies. The boys go to like they go in the woods and shit.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, but what do they sell to get the cookies?

SPEAKER_01

You even get Jubilee though.

SPEAKER_03

You can't say that because they be getting raped and stuff on earth. Yo no. I think all Boy Scouts, I think everybody, I think all Boy Scouts is gay. Nah.

SPEAKER_09

Boy Scouts, Boy Scouts. Think about it. Think about it.

SPEAKER_03

You signing up to signing up to go in the woods with uh the boys. And don't nobody know what your.

SPEAKER_09

So is there so is there a difference when uh when dads take their kids hunting and stuff like that? No, that's the true dick.

SPEAKER_03

But you go on, but it's like a group of group of boys going in the woods.

SPEAKER_09

You and your friends.

SPEAKER_03

But don't nobody know what the Boy Scouts do in the woods.

SPEAKER_09

You don't know what they're doing either. What's the difference? Hold on, you what you mean with his dad? I'm saying if he took a group, like if it was your son and some friends and like five or six friends, like what's the difference?

SPEAKER_12

No, the difference is the Boy Scouts has a long legendary history of ass fucking. Fucking with little boys. Yes. I watched the documentary. I don't know.

SPEAKER_03

My son wasn't like Catholic. It's like Catholic priest type shit. Yeah. Yeah. This shit real. Yeah. Whatever reason. I don't know what's up with them niggas. Like they be leaving the woods with with bloody butts.

SPEAKER_09

Not with bloody butts.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, they're real talk.

SPEAKER_12

They be throwing the niggas drawers away and shit.

SPEAKER_04

No, no. No. You was in boys council. No.

SPEAKER_12

No, no, no.

SPEAKER_02

That's shit real talk. They ain't got no more girlfriends.

SPEAKER_06

That's why I said he's so traumatized.

SPEAKER_12

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. This is why our show always getting canceled and knocked off.

SPEAKER_09

No, the show gets canceled because of Nikki.

SPEAKER_12

No, like the show gets canceled because of Nikki and GB.

SPEAKER_03

Time the fuck out. I've been chilling lately. The shit that this nigga said on the last episode. Oh, it's not me walk off. Listen, listen. I walked off the episode.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, y'all gotta go to Patreon for that episode. It's already on. You know what's in the episode? The name of the episode is It's not gay if you didn't know. Okay.

SPEAKER_04

Listen, the shit that he said on that episode, I had to leave. You shaved your head to get pussy and told the bitch you had cancer. I don't want to hear what the fuck I did. Just because I told Bitch my dad get some pussy. Whoa, why? What? It's because her dad's because her dad touched her when she was little. So I had to I had to do it. Can we not? Can we not listen to this? Can we not revisit that?

SPEAKER_12

That's on Patreon.

SPEAKER_04

Alright. Yeah. What's this on YouTube? Yeah, we get cancer.

SPEAKER_12

This is what I'm saying. We got bleep.

SPEAKER_07

We don't want another job ever.

SPEAKER_12

Can we help? We're gonna help somebody. I wanna help one less person. Let's a few more minutes. Yeah, yeah, let's help somebody, man. We got like 15. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

You said we got 15 minutes?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, yeah, let's help somebody, man. Jesus. Oh man, we need help, man. I don't know how I'm gonna answer God, man, about this podcast. If we go before because you know the world is crazy right now, nuclear bombs. Next thing you know is the rapture. If they play these episodes the way they played these drones at Nikki's court, John, though we went to Nikki, we had to go to court for Nikki and they played these episodes, man. And and and I'm just in there like, it's like, is this what it's gonna be like with Jesus poop?

SPEAKER_04

Jay Lachey got the fire. If I watch Jay Ch out of fire, Jay Lach, they they played Jay Lachey's part, right? And she's like for people who don't know. She's like, I can't believe you did that. You just watch disgusted.

SPEAKER_03

And they were like, this girl was so disgusted. That's they used Jay Lachey as the case study. They was like, look, they was like, look at her face. Pause it, rewind it. Look at it. Bro like did it twice with you, bro. Look at how devastated she is. He was like, She's a comedian.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, if you ain't called me and tell me to come in, I would have been like, that's what we all knew it was a joke, but it was written, it was scripted.

SPEAKER_04

No, the funny part was the bull was laughing at the video. The judge was laughing. But now I'm thinking like he was laughing, like, yo, I'm about to fire this thing. Yeah, you get to go to court for him. I wish GB would came now.

SPEAKER_03

You don't got no microphone, Jake. It wasn't that I couldn't come. These niggas. He said I wasn't these motherfuckers left me home because they said I would've fucked the case up. Yeah.

SPEAKER_09

And then he still got fired.

SPEAKER_04

Funniest part to me, right? Because y'all had to testify, right? I know Slice for like seven years, right? Bro, he walks in the room. I never seen him with a hat off. I didn't even know Slice was bald. This nigga Nick talking about. Who the fuck is bald? He is not on my case. He ain't my witness. I don't know who the fuck that is.

SPEAKER_12

Yo, it's for real, man. Yeah, yeah. I really do hope that if I see Jesus slide out with that joint, because you know when you was in high school and you was happy when they used to bring the TV in on a cart? If I'm sitting in front of God and then Jesus rolled that He rolled that card out, bro. Jesus trust me. That's the name of this episode, Jesus. I'll be like, yo, can y'all call Monica up here for me, please? Monica! Monica, come out the back! Monica, tell him I'm cool! Oh my God! Oh my god!

SPEAKER_10

Oh man, can we help somebody? Oh yeah, I forgot we got one more person in there. Yeah, let's help Samai. Oh shit, we going there. Alright, here we go.

SPEAKER_09

Oh God, I got a cramp.

SPEAKER_10

My sister and her boyfriend split the bills 50-50 in the crib. I respect that. I have no problem with that at all. And neither does she. They struggled together for years. But her nigga got into an accident a few years ago and played it up like he was hurt when he wasn't even really hurt. He went to therapy for like a year and a half, faking that shit, and this nigga got a settlement for$350,000 from his lawsuit. He quit his job and gave my sister$12k for his half of the rent for the whole year. It's been 10 months, and my sister had to ask him for half the rent because she had to use the money for some of the things she came up short with. Now he's tripping talking about she grimy and ill responsible for spending the money and not saying anything. I think it's pussy and foul for him to still have my sister out here struggling and paying her half of the rent while he's chillin' after securing the bag. I'm about to fuck boy up.

SPEAKER_12

Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. So they rent is two thousand. Huh, I don't know. Because he said, I gave my half$12,000. He gave his half for the whole year. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, okay. So yeah, so the rent is$2,000. He gave her, he just got a bag. How much?$300,000. He basically said, Higgle$12,000. I'm good for the year. He paid his part. And he chillin'. Bitch, go back to Walmart. Bitch get your brand.

SPEAKER_09

You know what, honestly, I'm not even mad at that. Because she was supposed to do what she was supposed to do with the money, and she took it and did some personal shit and took care of her own bills instead of paying the rent like she was supposed to. If she'd have paid the rent, she wouldn't be coming up short right now.

SPEAKER_07

$350,000 and you give me two. No, I'm not paying. No, no.

SPEAKER_09

Put her microphone on. She didn't say he's not helping with nothing else, but he took care of his half of the rent for the year and said, pay my half of the rent.

SPEAKER_12

Oh no, but he said maybe like if she's struggling, she's saying every once in a while she might have had to use some of that bread. So I guess later on in the year.

SPEAKER_09

What are you struggling with? Because if you're struggling now, that means you were struggling before. You must have taken it.

SPEAKER_06

Logistically, I get it, but I feel like what she's saying is, I held it down when you were hurt, and now I'm struggling. You got all this extra cash. Help me.

SPEAKER_12

They were both struggling together. He got lucky and got some money. And now what he did was he left her to struggle. Basically, he didn't make his fortune hers. They both struggled to do it together. Once he got up, he said, I still got my half. I'm on easy street. And he don't love her. And he let her struggle by his channel.

SPEAKER_06

Which means he don't love her. Because if you live with somebody and your boyfriend and girlfriend and you plan on being together, what's his is ours, if that's the plan.

SPEAKER_04

He don't love her. You don't count your homies' pockets and expect that that's yours. That's not your homie. That's not your homie. That's the man you live with. That's not about expecting.

SPEAKER_06

So when you get so when you get married and you join together as you know, as one, what what is his becomes ours, and what is mine becomes.

SPEAKER_04

You're out your fucking mind if you're not signing prenup. You're not your fucking mind. No.

SPEAKER_06

So what I'm saying is they are supposed to be partners, and he's like, I I'm okay with being good and seeing you struggle. If you love somebody, you're not gonna let them struggle.

SPEAKER_07

He's gonna run through that money and he's gonna need her again. And you're gonna have to go back down that letter sooner or later. That is corny.

SPEAKER_12

I think he's actually crazy for doing the upfront thing because that's almost like he planned to separate himself from her in a sense. Like, you know what? Here. Here's my get out of the worry free card.

SPEAKER_06

I'm chilling, but I find it.

SPEAKER_02

That's like an extra reminder. He he's preparing for that rainy day again. I could we could fuck this cheese hunt together right now. Okay. I can give you 100K and we blow this shit. We fuck all it. You get a car, we buy dumb shit. Now we fucked up again.

SPEAKER_07

He gave her$12,000.

SPEAKER_02

No, he just saying, let's get back to where we was at. But no high. She already was struggling even before his$300K popped up. So me giving you the thousand is now I took my load off. But why is she struggle? You go back to what we was doing and you could have gotten the whole$440. Now we fucked up again. We don't got no bills. So like he said, once the 300k is gone, we fucked up. But listen to what she's saying.

SPEAKER_07

Listen, even if he gave her the whole 24,000 for the whole year.

unknown

That's too much.

SPEAKER_02

24k? We got other shit we gotta still do. No, no, but think about the kids. They got kids. Not out. They gotta carry other little shit. We're not about to act like we're talking about bills right now. We're not about to act like we don't know if they went on a trip. We don't know if they bought little cool shit. We just know that's what he did for the bills. But you feel what I'm saying? Far as her.

SPEAKER_06

But we also don't know if he contribute to her setbacks.

SPEAKER_02

Mm-mm. But most niggas do. Most niggas do. Whoever wrote in that motherfucker ain't say that. So we can't. She said that.

SPEAKER_12

Then we can't say that he bought all that other fucking shit.

SPEAKER_06

That's what I'm saying. No, but you speculating though. So it's like Bottom line.

SPEAKER_02

I'm just saying, me personally, I feel like he just don't, he, we not bought the fuck this 300K up. Because we when you make a communicating. If you got 300K, listen, hold on real quick.

SPEAKER_12

If you got 300K, it would have been more honorable as a man to say, We got 300K, my fortune gonna be your fortune too. 24K, we don't think about rent for the year. And that she still got her other bills and stuff she's paying for, but to take that load off of her is crazy to watch her still struggle to say. And you know what? That goes back to their dynamics.

SPEAKER_09

Because their dynamic in the beginning is everything is 50-50. You gotta do that. So when you set that in stone, they say we split everything. So he said, Well, here go my half of the rent. I split that. I took care of my shit. That's the that's the precedence they set for their relationship. So he don't feel like he did nothing wrong because he feels like he paid his half. And that's where logistically I get.

SPEAKER_03

I'm in there y'all feel like she's fat.

unknown

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10

Come on. I'm in there y'all feel like she's fat. I didn't even think about it. Can we keep it real?

SPEAKER_03

I'm be honest.

SPEAKER_09

It's still corny as shit, because that's a lot of money.

SPEAKER_10

If it was a woman and she gave her half of the cheese up for the year, y'all would be like, he a man, he needs to come with it. He should be you would not fucking feel like Okay. You would not feel like she did him wrong. Her bank account would be her stash. That's her money. That's her case money. All she did was pay her half up front. That gave him six month leeway. If he wanted to pay the first six months.

SPEAKER_06

I don't think so. I think I'm still gonna look at it like whoever got the bread don't love the other person if you don't let them go.

SPEAKER_02

I don't think, cause you don't that's like that's like this. That's like that's like right now, right? Like me being a comedian. And the nigga signed me tomorrow for a million dollars and I'm with a girl. I gotta give her 500k? She gotta get a hundred K no.

SPEAKER_06

This is your partner that you live with that you split 50. So she gets$500,000.

SPEAKER_12

No, no, no, no, no,$100,000. No, no, no. That's a big jump. No, no, no. I'm saying this is my girl. No, no, that's a big leap. What it's saying is, what it's saying is, you and your girl live together. Y'all struggle to come up with y'all G of Ps for the for the rent. You get a deal for$500,000 as a comedian, and now you say, yo, babe, I'm gonna pay the rent. We're good. That's not you giving her the five$500,000. That's just making sure your chicken hasn't gotten away. All you did was say, my come up, because she mentioned something. She said the dynamic you established. The difference is the dynamic changed when one person got in an accident and got rewarded much of the other. But that's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_09

He got rewarded, but she didn't he didn't feel like I have to do more than what I've been doing. Because he kept it the same and said, I'm gonna just pay my hat. He's terrible. Right, no, I'm gonna jump.

SPEAKER_02

He said she did with her what happened with her money that something dumb happened?

SPEAKER_10

No, no, no. He don't I it don't say nothing about him giving her money other than the money.

SPEAKER_02

No, not that. I'm saying then they say, No, I'm good. He said she fucked some type of braid up.

SPEAKER_06

No, they were they were both struggling. He had the money to take care of his struggles.

SPEAKER_10

She spent some of them.

SPEAKER_06

She's still struggling.

SPEAKER_10

She spent what? Some of his half of the rent. He paid her the half of the rent for the biggest.

SPEAKER_12

So later on in the year, like on something else. Yeah, later. No, no, no. Later on in the year, though. That's what I'm saying. No, no.

SPEAKER_02

So basically, let's say he can't trust her.

SPEAKER_12

No, no, no. So this is what she said. Let's say, yo, so let's say, look, look, look, quick.

SPEAKER_02

I'll give you a shit.

SPEAKER_12

Ten months in. Listen, 10 months in. She got the 12 grand, right? But throughout that, throughout that year, look, throughout that year, she might be a hundred short and she had to put something towards her joint.

SPEAKER_02

She ain't talking about no being, Dev. No, what I'm saying is, a hundred short here and there. Honey short here and there. She covered that being. She fucked up some bands.

SPEAKER_10

She probably fucked up the rent money soon. Like probably six months in. Let's say half the year. I paid you enough money for the whole year. Now it's month six.

SPEAKER_06

Now you asking me for some money because you don't got the reminder that means But I mean, he should have never been like, here's 12K. He should have kept giving it to her as it was needed. And if she was like, hey, I'm struggling.

SPEAKER_02

No, he actually did what he was supposed to do. I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_06

Oh no, because he wasn't paying it for the year, so he said here's 12K. He gave it all her. She probably paid all of that, but then she's still struggling on her end.

SPEAKER_07

Trying to get her stay. Yeah, she gotta still only hustling for her car.

SPEAKER_02

But they never said, they never said she didn't, she didn't ask him, though. Here's the thing, most of them. She just started fucking the bread up. That's what he said. You didn't ask me. You didn't even ask me for the extra cheat. You didn't fuck the bread up. I gave you.

SPEAKER_12

Leaving your girl in struggle hell while you elevated is so.

SPEAKER_02

And I feel like he tested her. That's why he gave her the 12 bands. Listen, he don't like her. Let's see if you fuck that up.

SPEAKER_03

He don't like her. This is what he really did. He gave her the 12 bands to say, yo, I'm paid up for the year. All right, take me off the lease next year. That nigga about to go get his own crib. He paid his way out of the relationship. He about to elevate. He don't like her. Because if he liked her, he would have just paid everything. He would have just did everything. That's why I don't like it.

SPEAKER_10

Now we can't say he's not going other shit for it. You don't know if he copied. I'm with Quill. Like, we assuming that out of this 350K he gave a 12 and told her, beat it. Guess what?

SPEAKER_06

He might have found a 12K and said it's lit.

SPEAKER_12

The nigga that does this doesn't do them other things.

SPEAKER_06

I'm gonna go by this.

SPEAKER_12

This is a fact then. If we was FBI profilers and we're trying to figure out who this person is, he did not do all that extra live shit. The nigga that did that, to put up that money and do that, is to you're making a statement. Babe, I am now comfortable. I have bought my comfort and I'm gonna watch you be uncomfortable. I'm gonna watch you everyone.

SPEAKER_07

Yo, some people gonna want a power trip like that. My ex-husband got that PPP loan.

SPEAKER_01

Yo, I'm gonna try to get you both in jail.

SPEAKER_07

He got a nice amount, and that was that's we as soon as he got that check, he rolled out. He was on the city. How many employees did he have? And I wasn't fat. So it didn't matter. He left. The nigga left, he said it's a new start getting away.

SPEAKER_02

No, he he actually left before he got the loan.

SPEAKER_07

That's what I think. No, no, no, no. Yo, the loan was his way out. Right. He already knew he was gonna be with wherever he was gonna be at. But the loan, yeah. Well, as soon as he got the loan, that's when he was like, all right, I'm done here.

SPEAKER_02

He had no bread to leave. He needed you. That's serious. That's serious. A lot of motherfuckers say that's some serious shit.

SPEAKER_07

If women would have got that 350,000, we wouldn't have did my man how she did.

SPEAKER_02

No, no, no, no. But what type of bitches y'all hanging around with? Because I'm taking care of my people. No, that's what he no, don't say that. Because first of all, and this is a good thing.

SPEAKER_06

I think there's no I genuinely think there are some men that will watch you drown, and there's some men that agree.

SPEAKER_12

No. No, no, no. I was about to say this is what women will do. Women will say, I got 300k. I always wanted to live in this neighborhood over here that you can't afford, nigga. Get you to move over that joint and then be mad at you because you can't afford it. Your joint got your hand.

SPEAKER_02

Exactly. So that's my whole thing. Because there's girls now that do have money and still don't want to go in their pocket. So for you to get an extra 30 pocket. Because they don't, you're not going in that pocket.

SPEAKER_06

Yeah, but there's some girls that also do want to go in their pockets. Like there's some guys that don't want to go in their pockets, and there's some guys that don't.

SPEAKER_02

No, them niggas is stupid. I done tell niggas go in their pocket for no reason.

SPEAKER_07

Listen, I'm a generous person. I believe in generosity. You get, you get what you give. And I've seen people. I done gave a lot of shit and get it back. No, you ain't gonna get it back from the people that you gave it to. It never comes back from the people you give it to. But you will get it.

SPEAKER_02

That's our problem. But you'll get it back. We get the shit back from people we don't want it back.

SPEAKER_10

Let me ask this. He got 350k. Let's say he did just pay the rent. But he didn't give enough else. He gave it 24 bins out of the 350. That's cool. Is that good enough? I think that's more acceptable.

SPEAKER_07

I done gave her at least 50. But at least covering it for the whole year, that's more acceptable.

SPEAKER_09

I feel like if he knew that before they were struggling, he should have made sure her debt was paid, his debt was paid, and some paid background zero. Because you got a whole lot of money.

SPEAKER_02

We not back to zero.

SPEAKER_09

Your rent is only$24,000 for the year.

SPEAKER_08

You're not back to back to you. But you probably got a hundred K left.

SPEAKER_06

She didn't pay the debt. He just paid his half of the city.

SPEAKER_03

She fucked the bread up, though. We forgetting that part. Yes. She did fuck the bread up. I do think that he should have gave, I do think he should have, he shouldn't have given her no money. I think he should have just paid the bills.

SPEAKER_04

This is why you're not going to be able to do that.

SPEAKER_03

No, no, I'm not just give her the bread because you set the precedence for her to fuck the money up. You know, if you if you give somebody, it's like somebody get income tax. They've been broke all year and they get income tax. You know they're gonna fuck the money up. So like if she I do think that because she struggled with him though when they had shit, I do think that he obligated to do a little bit more than just the 12,000. But I think he should have paid it. I don't think he should have gave her the money. I think he should have just, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_04

He should have told her about the bread and just kept the secret. No, no, he was taking the thing. I'm sure you're a line.

SPEAKER_02

And he was going to therapy.

SPEAKER_06

He was going to therapy. That means she was taking care of him.

SPEAKER_10

Like Janice said right, she was taking care of him at the time.

SPEAKER_07

That means she was taking care of him. But niggas do that.

SPEAKER_10

No, but he was faking. He said they said he was faking.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, he had to get the check.

SPEAKER_10

So he had to fake it for the yeah, he's like. She wasn't taking care of him.

SPEAKER_02

He was just faking that whole time.

SPEAKER_09

So he had dishonest. He was already a liar on his dude. He already a dishonest dude.

SPEAKER_07

A dishonest dude is gonna give you$12,000.

SPEAKER_09

He wasn't being oh well he he was, I mean, he was dishonest, but he did it for the check.

SPEAKER_07

For the check, it's still dishonesty. How you get your money is still, if you want to still maneuver in a dishonest way, why would I be surprised when you only give me$12,000?

SPEAKER_09

You should snitch on him. I feel like after$350,000, he could have gave her$50,000. And then if she fucked the money up, you still got$300. No, no, you still got$300,000. So it's not really putting it. And he could have did that. These niggas tight. No, because you're gonna go because if your rent is$24,000 for the year, she could have paid all the rent, and then after that, she could have date she wanted with the rest of that money. And if you fuck it up, then that's when you're not giving you no money.

SPEAKER_12

Niggas don't feel like that. Miss K Baby. I agree with you. I'm gonna tell you what. I'm gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you why. She fucking around what you're saying. When a nigga hands over the crap, she's gonna be broke.

SPEAKER_09

Like most people don't even make that a year. You don't want to be broke.

SPEAKER_12

You don't want niggas hand niggas hand over the 50, they're gonna judge everything you do with the 50. Not me, Miss K-Baby.

SPEAKER_09

I'm giving a 50. I'm not judging you if I still got 300 fitting in my bank.

SPEAKER_10

First of all, I'm telling my woman I only got a hundred. And I'm giving her 50.

SPEAKER_12

And you're gonna judge. And you're gonna judge everything she does with that 50, bro. I don't care what you say.

SPEAKER_10

Maybe, but I'm not, it ain't even gonna matter because that 50 I already threw out my mind. Right. So she can fuck it up. I'm saying it's a bank. I'm gonna say, look, I spent my 52. And you're gonna judge her. And you're gonna judge her no matter what.

SPEAKER_12

So what I'm saying is leave. Pay the rent, do whatever you do. If you give up the 50, you're going to judge every expense you make.

SPEAKER_09

As soon as you see her make a big putt purchase, you're gonna be like, now that's a that's a reality because now that means I'm leaving you because you're irresponsible. You didn't pay the bills. You over here buying bags, make sure she was a useful or not.

SPEAKER_12

You gave her the fifty, she wasn't.

SPEAKER_09

Pay the debt, pay the rent. You can pay your half of the rent.

SPEAKER_12

I want to be clear. When you give somebody to pay off their debt, we almost out of time. But if you got 50, 50,000 and I give you 50,000, you got 30,000 in debt. If I give you that and you pay off your card, every moment, this is just human nature. I see you using your card. I'm judging. It's not because you want to, you just now once a nigga's invested, they start looking at it like that.

SPEAKER_09

Because she's financially irresponsible. I paid off the ticket. So you should leave her.

SPEAKER_10

So so no, you don't just leave everybody that's fighting over there.

SPEAKER_09

He don't love her anyway.

SPEAKER_08

He only gave me a little bit more. He definitely don't love her.

SPEAKER_03

What he should have done with the 350,000 was you should have just bought every fucking ticket for April 10th, nigga. That's what you should have done. You should have bought the whole club out, bought the bottles out.

SPEAKER_12

Buy the biggest vibrator you can and bring it to Miss K Baby and throw that bread on. Give Miss K Baby a whole stack. 100 grand.

SPEAKER_03

100 grand. You know what I'm saying? Because you got everybody. I mean, we everybody already gonna get fucked that night, but.

SPEAKER_12

But we are gonna possibly have the coochie eating contest. Are you in this joint? Nick. No, no. No, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen. It's not a pussy, though. It's not any pussy. No, I don't. No, we don't.

SPEAKER_02

I don't do that shit to everybody, no. Why? Oh, hold on.

SPEAKER_12

Wait, wait. Obviously, Nicole. I don't want to throw the people off. It might be the whipped is a whipped cream in a bowl contest in between the legs. You might enter that, Joan.

SPEAKER_02

Can we say it one more time?

SPEAKER_12

It's it's like whipped cream in this thing that goes in between the ladies' legs and it's like a contest. You gotta see it. It's a coochie eating contest.

SPEAKER_06

Not lying. Miss K baby.

SPEAKER_09

Miss K baby. Miss K baby. Jamie. I want to judge. Oh Jamie.

SPEAKER_04

If Jamie's doing it, I'll do it. I'll do Jamie.

SPEAKER_12

We might have a Jamie butt smelling contest too. For the Miss Clean Booty of Habitat.

SPEAKER_04

She didn't sit on Jimmy face. Hold on, hold on. You ain't do that on Patreon.

SPEAKER_03

She sat on my face on the show. How does smell? How dust smell? What does smell good? Okay. It's my get out of here, man.

SPEAKER_10

Make sure you're out of here April 10th, and that's the end of the Talk Heavy Podcast.

SPEAKER_12

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