I FELL IN LOVE WITH MY DEAD HUSBAND'S FATHER - TALKHEAVY PODCAST EP:302

FISRT HALF: I DON'T LIKE MOUTHS ON ME
2ND HALF: I'M IN LOVE WITH MY LATE HUSBAND'S FATHER

Transcript

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SPEAKER_00 2:02

Welcome to the first half of the Talk Heavy Podcast.

SPEAKER_02 2:07

Hey, we back with another fire episode. I got some great guests in the building.

SPEAKER_01 2:11

These are not rookies here with us, so they know what to do. Dev, let's get this thing going. You already know who it is. It's Dev Nasty AK, dangerous Dev Nasty AK, Mr. Chokey Mama, Mr. Chokey Papa out, and the person that's gonna get choked out by my mom, the legendary Dyke Tyson, or knocked out if she keeps challenging her to this motherfucking arm wrestling contest. We got a legend in the building. Tay Tay, Seacrest, is with us today.

SPEAKER_05 2:33

Hello, hello, hello. Y'all know what the fuck it is. Listen, Dyke Tyson, see me about that motherfucking arm wrestling. We're having a content day on April 18th. See me about that motherfucking arm wrestling. If you win, you win. If not, I'm gonna send all my motherfucking followers after your ass and your son ain't gonna even be able to help you.

SPEAKER_04 2:49

Oh, where the guns at? Let me see if you got the guns.

SPEAKER_05 2:56

Anyway, stop with the dildo jokes and stuff.

SPEAKER_01 3:02

Receive some of the strap action. You know what I'm saying? Is the person that will be having the clean booty, Miss Clean Booty competition. April 10th. April 10th.

SPEAKER_00 3:12

April 10th. Talk having your friends. We're in negotiations.

SPEAKER_01 3:15

We in negotiations. We're going back and forth with the lawyers, seeing what we could get away with, um, seeing what's willing to do.

SPEAKER_00 3:24

Yeah, that's true.

SPEAKER_01 3:26

That's true. Um, we got from Barrett at all the podcast. Miss Jamie is in the building.

SPEAKER_04 3:33

Hey guys. Barrett All the Podcast. Get on that YouTube, okay? Like, share, comment, subscribe, click the notification. Stop playing. All right. You want to be a guest? Let me know.

SPEAKER_00 3:43

And watch every episode of Bear.

SPEAKER_04 3:45

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 3:46

So you can see our naked.

SPEAKER_00 3:49

Nah, when I'm home, I'll watch it. I just want to show that in there. I watch it show that you're going to throw that in there.

SPEAKER_04 3:52

Oh, you do? Yeah, man. What do you do when you watch it naked?

SPEAKER_05 3:55

Lotion and lotion and paper towels.

SPEAKER_00 3:57

I don't use lotion. It'd be niggas on there. I mean, no, I don't look at them. I'd be looking at them.

SPEAKER_05 4:03

You have to throw that out there real quick.

SPEAKER_00 4:06

Me.

SPEAKER_05 4:07

Oh. You jerk off the biggest thing. You're nasty. You're nasty.

SPEAKER_00 4:11

Every nigga jerk off to themselves.

SPEAKER_06 4:14

Jerk off to themselves talking about it.

SPEAKER_00 4:15

No, you jerk off to yourself fucking. When you make home movies, you jerk to the job.

SPEAKER_05 4:19

No, niggas is jerking off to the female, not to themselves. That's it. Yeah, but you in it too. You can see it.

SPEAKER_00 4:24

When niggas watch porn, they imagine they self as the nigga. Who you jerk off to?

SPEAKER_05 4:28

I don't jerk off. I may not be like a jerk off now. Uh uh. One or the other. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 4:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Prince of Hunter part. The BBW lover. The pregnant woman slayer, mister. Two push-ups tonight, the man built in the image of God Himself. Slice Maximus.

SPEAKER_00 4:53

It's the North Philly legend. Uh-huh. Strawberry Mansion's finest. The BBW hater, the pregnant woman creator. They still callin me Jesus' first cousin. He goes raw, cause the condom keep bussin'. From North Philly to South Beach. Cause that's about as long as this pipe reached. You should always fuck with a chick that stutter from the get-go. Cause you might bust your nut before she says no. And ladies, sucking dick is good for your mental health, so don't do it for him.

SPEAKER_04 5:23

Do it for yourself. Oh, I know what you're going to do.

SPEAKER_00 5:27

Winner.

SPEAKER_04 5:28

That was questionable.

SPEAKER_05 5:34

I feel like you can convert back over.

SPEAKER_03 5:36

Any given day.

SPEAKER_05 5:37

I was gonna convert back. Any given Sunday. I wanna, you know, when you suck, you better come strong. Dude, what did you do? Oh, yeah. I'm not the one that do the sucking. Not at all. I'm not the sucker. I'm not the sucker.

SPEAKER_00 5:48

Oh man.

SPEAKER_05 5:48

I'm not the sucker.

SPEAKER_00 5:49

Well we got slice. We got somebody else.

SPEAKER_02 5:51

Yeah, I got something, a question actually that probably matched what the hell y'all are talking about. So let's go ahead and get in there.

SPEAKER_00 5:57

Okay.

SPEAKER_02 5:58

What's up, Talk Heavy? I'm writing in from Ohio. I will be at the live show. Hopefully, I get to meet you guys and maybe take a picture.

SPEAKER_06 6:06

You got it.

SPEAKER_02 6:08

I'm a 36-year-old woman and I need some advice. Okay, here we go. Me and my boyfriend have been together for a little over a year. And that is right, around the time things usually start to get bad for me. Okay, I have no problem giving my boyfriend oral sex. The issue is, it always seemed to kill my vibes. I really hate receiving it. I've tried it many times with different partners and I just hate it. I usually cover my face so they don't see the disgust that I have. I never thought it would be a big deal since I have no problem giving it. But to be honest, I don't like my breast being sucked or anything. I think a person's mouth on me is really icky and it gives me an icky feeling. How do I let this man know I really love home and I don't want to lose him, but I'm not gonna start letting him put his mouth on me.

SPEAKER_01 6:53

Wait a minute. So this person can't kiss her nothing?

SPEAKER_02 6:56

She don't like homosexuals. I don't know, probably not.

SPEAKER_00 6:58

She what she needs is to be honest with you. She needs to find her a nigga that had an industrial accident. The nigga that just his lips is fucked up. He just got like the trach in his neck, John, so he don't she don't gotta worry about him eating the pussy, but she can suck his dick. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 7:14

You can still eat pussy with the trait.

SPEAKER_00 7:16

No, buy a trait, I would still listen.

SPEAKER_05 7:20

What does she need to do?

SPEAKER_00 7:21

Wait a minute, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_05 7:22

Because that don't even make sense. Like a trach, all this, it just went left. Very left.

SPEAKER_01 7:26

Wait a minute. We didn't skip by that.

SPEAKER_05 7:29

A trach, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 7:30

She said if she had a trach, she would still suck dick with a neck.

SPEAKER_00 7:35

That would be dope for you too.

SPEAKER_04 7:37

No, you know I could have just put it in my, you know what?

SPEAKER_00 7:39

What would it sound like? How would that sound if you got the don't they don't they like talk with the mic? It's the robot's mic. Yeah, where you moan like But you wouldn't need to put that.

SPEAKER_04 7:53

You're not gonna need to use it.

SPEAKER_00 7:55

It would probably be fun because then you could just nut in the hole in the throat. You could just nut in the note. Wouldn't it be?

SPEAKER_01 8:02

Yeah, because what if what if the gooey that it get clogged up in there? Bro, it doesn't matter. It'd be like a tiny bit. Yeah, you gotta clean it out.

SPEAKER_05 8:09

Because I know somebody, you gotta clean it out. So when you nut in there, when are you gonna get the nut out of the neck? That's my question.

SPEAKER_00 8:16

Just shoot out your nose.

SPEAKER_04 8:18

It don't go like that. I'm just saying, if I feel like if I was in a situation, I would still try to do what I could. Like if I was paralyzed in a wheelchair, I'm still gonna. My hands are I'm still gonna. They say the cool thing. Listen, if you was parenting shit, yeah, chicken hands, you would jerk the dick.

SPEAKER_00 8:32

Because you wouldn't be able to stop it.

SPEAKER_04 8:34

That's fine.

SPEAKER_05 8:40

That just turned into a rape scene. Wait, because that was unconsensual like a motherfucker. Wait, crazy.

SPEAKER_00 8:48

I mean, they could bite your joint all.

SPEAKER_04 8:50

I wouldn't mind that though.

SPEAKER_00 8:51

Yeah, but then you get rolled out in the traffic.

SPEAKER_04 8:54

Jamie liked it before. She hunted some other shit.

SPEAKER_05 8:57

She hunted some other shit.

SPEAKER_00 8:59

No, I just think that that's crazy. She don't like a person's mouth being on her. She said it makes her feel icky. I don't think some real shit. I think that she needs to have a lesbian experience. I think she needs to eat some pussy so that she can see the joy that it gives the eater.

SPEAKER_05 9:20

Nah I just think she just needs to be. But it's just not. She just needs no, he just needs to bust all over her face. Like she don't want nothing, so continuously bust on her face. Bust all over her face. Yeah, because she don't she just don't want it, so just don't offer it. She receives, she just don't like it. She don't want to, she don't want to. She a hypochondriac, and and that's the real reason.

SPEAKER_02 9:43

She don't want to be able to do it. That could be a possibility. All of that. That could be a possibility.

SPEAKER_04 9:48

How about she just doesn't like it? She doesn't, she just doesn't like it. How do you know? But some guys don't like oral sex. I don't know that. She's saying mouth on her period.

SPEAKER_00 9:59

Yeah, she says she don't like them on her titties. She don't like them nowhere.

SPEAKER_04 10:02

So it's just maybe she doesn't like to be kissed. Maybe it's just like a thing with her. Like it's it could be like. Is there a man that don't like oral sex for real James? Do you know him? I do know him. Oh, we don't know him.

SPEAKER_02 10:12

That don't like it or just like just not fulfilled from it.

SPEAKER_04 10:15

It's not something that they just don't.

SPEAKER_00 10:17

He got a loose wrist. I think them niggas suck the most dick on the thing between them. No, but we're talking about eating pussy.

SPEAKER_04 10:28

There's women who don't like their, you know, their pussy eating. I don't like them. I don't like them. I don't know if that's even it. Like, I I don't know if that's even it. I think it it I think a lot of it is trauma-based. So we don't know. Like yeah, it could be like maybe if that was, I don't know, somebody perpetrated you when you were younger or whatever. I've seen that before, you know. Yeah. And then you just don't want to have you don't want anybody eating your some people just don't like it. Like some people like to get jerked off, some people don't. Right? No, we ain't playing no hand again.

SPEAKER_05 10:59

Why does somebody like to be jerked off? Nobody responded to you.

SPEAKER_03 11:05

Nobody responding.

SPEAKER_05 11:06

You like to get jerked off, your mouth is working. Yeah, did you just get braced?

SPEAKER_04 11:12

It's the whole thing. Like, so you would you wouldn't just jerk well, you know. No, we gonna spit spit your and not it, bitch. Let's get to it. You wouldn't just jerk your man's dick off. I don't know. She don't know Taylor.

SPEAKER_05 11:24

I don't I don't understand the question.

SPEAKER_03 11:29

You gotta freak it down.

SPEAKER_04 11:33

So won't you just eat pussy and then that's it, not get it anything in return?

SPEAKER_05 11:37

No, because I'm listening I'm gonna show up to the party. No, I'm saying I'm not showing up to the party and eating no coochie anyway. I better you better be my my girlfriend or something for me to eat your coochie. Other than that, it's spit spit, you're not it.

SPEAKER_00 11:49

You gotta be in a relationship to eat pussy.

SPEAKER_05 11:51

For me, yeah. I'm not just gonna eat your coochie. That's nice shit. All right, so say you are relations, Jessie.

SPEAKER_01 11:56

Because I ain't playing my own. So it becomes not nasty as soon as you say, are you my girlfriend? It just turns off. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now I'm like, all right, I might get eat your coochie.

SPEAKER_04 12:06

I can't eat your coochie if you ain't my girlfriend. But haven't people, haven't you guys just had like gotten your dick sucked? Even if you have a like a girl, you're in a relationship. So let's go to that scenario. You're in a relationship and you just got your dick sucked and that's it. Yeah, did that and then left.

SPEAKER_00 12:19

Niggas, the the the fact of the matter is, niggas like eating pussy. That's the fact. They like some don't. Niggas like eating butt too. Wait a minute. Some don't don't know.

SPEAKER_05 12:30

I don't want dookie crumbs in my mouth. No. I like eating ass. I'm gonna eat feet before I eat. Yes. It ain't no dookie crumbs on feet. What did you do? You've never eaten a badass.

SPEAKER_00 12:42

That's like saying.

SPEAKER_05 12:43

I've never eaten a badass is crazy. Die a fucking bollicko. You want to do that. She only eats good ass. You want this.

SPEAKER_00 12:49

I thought she was talking about boosting. Nah, I think that over time, because she said, She's gonna lose this nigga.

SPEAKER_02 12:57

She's gonna lose. She's gonna lose him. Guys, all of us like to eat coochie, right? I don't know no guy that don't. And if you got a woman that don't let you do the basics, like eat a coochie or suck on her breast, she ain't really a woman. She just like a girl that you hang out with from time to time.

SPEAKER_05 13:15

She a man? Nah, she's a big shot. No, she a bro. She's a bro. Yeah, she's friend zoned all the time. She's a bro.

SPEAKER_00 13:22

Niggas don't like feeling restricted though. Like to be able to, it's like to and that's something, like you said, that's something basic. Yeah. A nigga just feeling like, oh man, I wonder if she's gonna let me suck the titties tonight. That shit weird. That's crazy. That shit weird. You know what I'm saying? It's like, yo, why do that when any little whore I'll fuck, I can suck the titties.

SPEAKER_04 13:42

But that's like you. You don't like titties, you don't like sucking titties.

SPEAKER_00 13:45

Nah, you brought me back, baby.

SPEAKER_06 13:51

You brought me back.

SPEAKER_02 13:56

Bear it all. I can't even say that. I don't know if we can help this person. Nah, she can't be helped. She needs therapy. But you gotta do some shit you don't like to do. You just gotta be feeling icky.

SPEAKER_00 14:05

No, she's covering her face so he don't see how disturbing.

SPEAKER_05 14:08

No, she needs therapy so she can work through the trauma.

SPEAKER_00 14:12

Because it ain't nothing worse than it. It's like you ever like suck the nigga dick and he ain't moan.

SPEAKER_07 14:17

Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 14:18

Or fuck a bitch and she lay there like dead, corpse pussy.

SPEAKER_00 14:20

So that's so that's what I'm saying. If you eat if a nigga is eating her and she just got she covering her face in disgust, it's like it kind of takes away from the nigga experience. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_04 14:32

She's probably not giving up, but uh uh they've been together for over a year. So was this a con this had to be a conversation? Is she like I I just don't understand why this wasn't addressed before. I don't lie when it I do not lie about.

SPEAKER_01 14:47

She said around the year mark, this is when the reason why she's putting up with it and putting up a front that she's cool with something is because she keeps losing niggas because the idea that a nigga can't even kiss your body, like can't put his mouth on you at all is wild.

SPEAKER_04 15:06

Somebody somebody perpetrated her when she was younger, whether it's her iconical cousin, somebody, somebody did that, and that's like uh it's a trauma response. So it probably just gives her make her have a flashback.

SPEAKER_00 15:16

Does it make it a dirty ass mouth? Does that affect the mental to the point that it don't feel good though? Cause she's saying like it don't feel good. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 15:25

At that point, I'm not gonna lie, I was like that in my in my 20s and my teens. I was very much do not touch me. I don't want to dictate, I don't want you to, I don't want to don't kiss my neck, don't do none of that. It was trauma, it was trauma based. Hold on, sorry.

SPEAKER_02 15:35

So you you good to answer this. So did you lose a lot of partners?

SPEAKER_05 15:39

Uh I was running through people. I was running through people, and it had a lot to do with that whole touch me not. I couldn't, I couldn't be intimate with people for real. I was fucking, but I wasn't.

SPEAKER_04 15:48

But you didn't like titties all over you either. Somebody's like, oh, suck my titties, and you're gonna be like, Exactly, you're gonna get screeded to fuck out.

SPEAKER_05 15:54

Because somebody dropped double E's on him at three years old. So that's why they had the double E's swinging and shit. That motherfucker got trauma.

SPEAKER_00 16:01

No, but for like 10 years, like like 10, 15 years, I ain't fuck with titties. See, I ain't like titties.

SPEAKER_04 16:05

That's what I'm saying. And if that's somebody's like they want their nipples messed with, it's gonna be difficult.

SPEAKER_01 16:08

No, like I'm like, would you fuck with small titties though? Cause you didn't like big titties.

SPEAKER_00 16:12

I didn't like big titties. Like for one, he ain't like fat girl titties. Because he didn't like fat girls. And I felt like titty fucking was always trash. So I didn't know. Titty fucking is trash. Titty fucking is trash.

SPEAKER_05 16:22

I don't think no man like I don't know who it's.

SPEAKER_00 16:24

It might be different with strap.

SPEAKER_05 16:25

No, I don't it's look, it's a great idea.

SPEAKER_03 16:29

It just doesn't, it didn't give you shit. That was a good idea. It's a great idea and it just doesn't work.

SPEAKER_00 16:36

Yeah. So that's basically what it is. And it gotta go, and it gotta go in their mouth. So this is what's gonna happen.

SPEAKER_01 16:42

A person gets extra horny, they ready to do that, and then you always realize why am I doing that?

SPEAKER_00 16:47

Yeah, this shit is always doing this shit again. Well, it don't even feel better than a hand job.

SPEAKER_04 16:53

But I've well, that's probably true. But I feel like it it's like you're not gonna be doing it the whole time.

SPEAKER_01 16:59

Like, yeah, but it don't feel it's not just no, it feels know what it feels like right now.

SPEAKER_03 17:07

100! That's a good point. I might as well be titty fucking.

SPEAKER_00 17:11

No, for real. No, titty fucking is trash. Yeah, don't do that. Like finishing on the titty. I don't know nobody, I don't know no nigga that nut it from titty fucking.

SPEAKER_05 17:20

No, they did. They was Caucasian. They probably might have a point.

SPEAKER_01 17:24

They might got different sensors than African people. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 17:28

Maybe our helmets probably different.

SPEAKER_05 17:30

They can lean on a on a couch or the chair and nut off of that. So they be edging and stuff. How do you know that? What? That's a whole thing. What do you mean? Like, so they they basically be having sex with and I and Adam objects and then coming. Or they'll do it with the pillow or something like that.

SPEAKER_01 17:47

I've seen a chick that was I've seen a chick that was married to before.

SPEAKER_05 17:51

I was a young I used to use the pillow all the time. Or food, like mashed potatoes. A pillow, so y'all, so y'all in the edge. Y'all in the edging, or you was holding a pillow. Because like edging is like stuck in the jar.

SPEAKER_00 18:01

I just stick my dick in the in the jelly.

SPEAKER_05 18:03

You saw on some American pie type shit.

SPEAKER_00 18:05

They gotta be smokers.

SPEAKER_05 18:07

Oh, you had a specific girlfriend. Her name was smokerisha.

SPEAKER_00 18:13

Smoking jelly feels good.

SPEAKER_01 18:14

Yo, just the fact that you did that and put it back in the refrigerator. Exactly. There's too many men that have swallowed your nut. You too many.

SPEAKER_00 18:23

His mom, she ate a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. That's crazy. I mean, my grandmom did eat a lot of peanut butter and jelly. That's good.

SPEAKER_04 18:31

That's crazy, bro. Crazy. All right, can we get some advice to this person? Please.

SPEAKER_03 18:35

Give me some advice for him.

SPEAKER_04 18:37

Just be honest, I think she needs to have the conversation with him. Just let him know, like, listen, this is what break up with him.

SPEAKER_02 18:42

Conversations is not enough. Every time we come with a spirit, she has to go get pee.

SPEAKER_04 18:47

She has to, but you you can't, like, she's robbing him of that experience, and it took her a whole year to do that. So she she's the issue. Like if you're not healed from if what? She gotta give him a three star.

SPEAKER_00 18:59

I like that.

SPEAKER_04 19:00

Because that might work.

SPEAKER_00 19:01

If she sees him eating some other pussy, she might get jealous.

SPEAKER_01 19:05

Or she just might be disgusted watching two mouths touch each other. Like, ew. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 19:10

Because I don't think therapy is not gonna make her pussy feel good.

SPEAKER_05 19:13

No, but therapy's gonna help her work through whatever is in her face.

SPEAKER_00 19:18

She needs hypnotized.

SPEAKER_05 19:20

Yes, she needs some psycho, some psychotherapy type shit.

SPEAKER_00 19:25

Bill Cosby gets to the bottom of this.

SPEAKER_05 19:27

Then so will Diddy.

SPEAKER_00 19:28

And so will motherfucking.

SPEAKER_01 19:30

Which is slice is dead, by the way.

SPEAKER_02 19:32

Don't do that, man.

SPEAKER_01 19:35

How's your pop doing, man?

SPEAKER_02 19:36

He's doing well. He just holding on strong. But fucking that temple.

SPEAKER_01 19:39

I heard I saw something else on the news with him. He was all of it was fake, just like Michael Jackson. All right, Troy. So Michael Jackson, I changed my mind. Michael Jackson's a hero. I apologize. You can't.

SPEAKER_00 19:49

We told you he made thriller. And he was innocent. Now they said he's a hero. He was saving kids from Epstein Island.

SPEAKER_01 19:56

Listen. I believe now that Michael Jackson didn't touch the channel. And next month you're gonna believe in Cosby.

SPEAKER_00 20:06

That's questionable. I just don't the only thing I don't like about Cosby, and this might not be like a popular thing to say. Like, why he only drug ugly bitches?

SPEAKER_01 20:16

Yeah, they was horrible. Why he ain't drug no more. Are you sure they wasn't bad back then, though? Because we're seeing them all.

SPEAKER_00 20:22

I was gonna say back then. They showed the before Jones. The bitches was hit by that.

SPEAKER_04 20:25

I mean, was he like that?

SPEAKER_00 20:27

He's the most famous black man in the world at this time. He could have got a lot of bitches. He could've got whoever he wanted.

SPEAKER_01 20:33

Yeah, but that's a them niggas don't be caring about that. They like sleep pussy. I don't know. Them niggas just sleep pussy.

SPEAKER_02 20:38

First of all, allegedly, y'all keep saying this shit. Sleep pussy is trash. Trash. Drunk pussy. I need the moment.

SPEAKER_00 20:45

Yes. Any bitch that's laying there saying nothing and mute bitches. Oh god, I hate that.

SPEAKER_05 20:50

Some bitch gonna ask me, does she have did she have good pussy? I said, no, you didn't make any sounds. She said, That don't have nothing to do with no, it was wet. You were throwing it back, but that shit was dead, so it was bad.

SPEAKER_01 21:02

What makes good pussy? I want to know that. What makes good pussy physical physical physical physical physical? Wet?

SPEAKER_05 21:07

A little down, a little tightness, you know? A little pullback, so she's what she's pulling you in when you stroking. You like, damn, bitch, hold the fuck on. I'm trying to stroke it. That's some good pussy. And also some giving call. A little moaning and shit. Yes, your shit. I had all that good shit. That's good pussy.

SPEAKER_01 21:24

So you add the moaning to the pussy.

SPEAKER_05 21:26

Yeah, because it's a moaning.

SPEAKER_00 21:29

Moaning gotta be a part of it. Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 21:32

Because you can have a fucked up moaning when that shit is over.

SPEAKER_01 21:34

We're not gonna keep it.

SPEAKER_00 21:37

I don't like the over moaners. I don't like the over moaners.

SPEAKER_05 21:40

Yes, I'm not fucking a bitch with a great moaning dead pussy. Like her pussy's dry, it's loose, it's baggy, my shit falling out. I gotta tent. Why is it falling out? Yeah, no, I gotta get the fuck up out of here. I gotta fuck up out of here.

SPEAKER_06 21:54

I gotta go.

SPEAKER_05 21:59

So wait, but

SPEAKER_04 22:00

You know it's just you have the strap on, but you can't feel it.

SPEAKER_05 22:06

So oh she don't know. Y'all why y'all let her walk why y'all let her walk into this? She don't know. Go ahead, Taylor. So I got uh I got extra parts down there. So you know I could remove the shrapnel without the strap. Okay. You know. There you go.

SPEAKER_02 22:20

Yeah, we didn't forewarn you, uh Jamie.

SPEAKER_05 22:22

Whatever it is. That's tasty business. Yeah, you know. Oh extra parts down there. Listen, unfortunately.

SPEAKER_01 22:28

True but this is what I'm saying. So I do know what pussy.

SPEAKER_05 22:31

Listen, when my GYM kept saying that, that's why I don't have a GYN no more. Because she said, no, you shouldn't be able to penetrate nobody with that. Go see the gender specialist and got me the fuck up out of there.

SPEAKER_02 22:40

That's some new shit. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_05 22:43

She she definitely kicked me the fuck out. She said she didn't know how to explain or talk to me about what it was that was happening. Did you you think she wanted some dick? I don't know, because she was playing. Now after I told her, now she was on plan with the job. I'm like, all right, ready, Mark. Let me get the fuck out of here.

SPEAKER_03 22:56

That's what it was. She probably the best way, like Crafty told you to cough.

SPEAKER_04 23:00

Listen. If I was like, that's what I would want. I would want them. I need all the parts because I need to.

SPEAKER_00 23:06

You need to put them balls in your mouth, right? She won't put her on balls.

SPEAKER_04 23:09

I'm saying I need to have them. I need I want it all.

SPEAKER_00 23:12

Yeah, you want balls in your mouth.

SPEAKER_04 23:13

Yeah, because what is this? Why do you want the balls? That's the nasty.

SPEAKER_05 23:16

I want uh the structure. Yeah. Not the balls. I don't care about the ball area.

SPEAKER_02 23:23

I just want, huh? You just want to attack people, obviously. You want to be the real dominant one, I'm seeing. No, no, no. I'm not dominant.

SPEAKER_04 23:31

I'm so submissive. But I'm just saying, if I was into, if that's what I wanted, I would rather not just have to use a strap on. I'd rather be able to, you know, do it myself. You know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_00 23:41

I'm all the senses. But you suck balls.

SPEAKER_05 23:44

Absolutely. She does. Is that a child? Absolutely done.

SPEAKER_00 23:50

GB just. I'm setting up my own porno, bro.

SPEAKER_05 23:57

Does it? I don't think we got the clearances for this shit.

SPEAKER_02 24:00

Tell this lady what to do. You said get therapy. Let's let's give us something a little bit more than that before we get to the next.

SPEAKER_01 24:06

Not just a put a time limit on niggas. You you you are your year, your year relationship person, and you just gonna have to catch a new nigga every year. Um, there's nothing that can work for you. You're psychologically damaged. It's over.

SPEAKER_04 24:20

That is so untrue. Damn, wait, we got the live show too. Oh shit, damn it.

SPEAKER_03 24:26

Show it up.

SPEAKER_05 24:27

Try this again. Come to the live show. Come to the live show. Find a nigga that's gonna be. But kiss a nigga before you get there so that we know that you ain't, you know, no German folk, because we wanna be able to, and you're not cringing in the pictures. We just you pitching it. Sometimes we want you pitching them.

SPEAKER_00 24:39

Sometimes when we be taking pictures with the fans, you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_05 24:41

They're gonna touch, they might and we don't want you to run off with press no charges. If I kiss you with the mouth, if he kisses my fucking the mouth at this junk, we all going to jail. We all go to jail.

SPEAKER_00 24:53

No, the problem be they be trying to kiss us. They be putting their tongue in your ear. No, no joke. When we be taking these pictures at these live shows, they be fucking molesting us.

SPEAKER_01 25:04

Yeah, and the one um board really look like a female.

SPEAKER_00 25:08

Yeah, all right. Yeah, okay.

unknown 25:12

Really?

SPEAKER_00 25:13

Uh uh. Motherfuckers done grab my ass. They done grab slice ass. Put their tongue in the air, they be they be violating.

SPEAKER_04 25:20

Can they do that to you too?

SPEAKER_00 25:21

Absolutely. That line ass.

SPEAKER_05 25:25

Not we took a picture together and I saw you getting touched.

SPEAKER_03 25:28

No. Yes, you did. I got the picture. I won't tell nobody. Nobody got touched.

SPEAKER_05 25:33

He got touched.

SPEAKER_03 25:34

Nope.

SPEAKER_05 25:35

Yes, he did.

SPEAKER_03 25:36

Y'all better stop. He ain't gonna be at the live show. He ain't gonna be like, My girl's gonna be there early. She's the bouncer. She's gonna be helping the DJ bring your shit in.

SPEAKER_02 25:48

We agree that it's a one-year wonder. Yeah, one year wonder.

SPEAKER_00 25:51

Because you gotta let you gotta let a man like, you know, feel like a man. Niggas is eaters. Like, niggas like to eat pussy. We get something out of it. Sometimes you don't even want some bro sometimes when you not in the mood to fuck, you can eat some pussy and get turned on, and now you wanna fuck.

SPEAKER_01 26:10

Y'all y'all let chicks suck your toes and shit?

SPEAKER_00 26:13

I like to suck toes.

SPEAKER_01 26:15

But did you get a chick to suck your toes, though?

SPEAKER_00 26:17

Yeah, I have my toes. That's nigga. I had my toes up.

SPEAKER_05 26:20

Be gay as that. Like, wait, what did you feel? What did you tell me? I want to know what did you feel when the bitch was sucking your feet? Like, did it feel good in your dick? But that your nickel. What about the visual?

SPEAKER_00 26:30

What about the dick? It's just the She could have been sucking dick.

SPEAKER_05 26:34

You could have been getting something done.

SPEAKER_00 26:36

He was getting something done. It's the visual of like being slutted out. It's that. There you go. Never mind. No, it's dead. I agree. It's like titty fucking.

SPEAKER_01 26:45

Okay, okay. So when she sucked your toes. Devlani.

SPEAKER_00 26:49

Like this nasty bitch. Alright, so so when she sucked your toes, dude. Where was your leg? No, she was at the bottom. I was just laying down chilling. It was up. Your leg was up. Nah. Trying to get his ass eight again. That's what you're trying to do. You ain't gotta put your fucking leg up for a bitch. Graveled on the floor. No, she was massaging my feet. It started with her massaging my feet, and then she started sucking my toes. She worked her way up.

SPEAKER_03 27:15

So she put your joint up like this. Yeah, so your legs went up. So your legs went up.

SPEAKER_00 27:23

My legs don't even go up. I got on three knees.

SPEAKER_01 27:30

I've never put it to the toother. Can't help you.

SPEAKER_04 27:33

You never had your toes sucked?

SPEAKER_01 27:34

No. I have no.

SPEAKER_04 27:36

But what if somebody wanted to? It's not about that's the thing. It's not about you sometimes. Still, but still you gotta be comfortable.

SPEAKER_05 27:43

So if I say no, I don't want to kiss a girl after she sucked my toes.

SPEAKER_00 27:48

You ever had your body sucked? Bro, licked. Licked.

SPEAKER_05 27:53

If somebody got a mouth big enough to say, when they hold head, they shouldn't even be talking to them because what in the dinosaur fuck is that?

SPEAKER_01 28:05

That would be weird though if a chick really wanted to like lick your body. No, he be he into that. Yeah, it happened. Like licked it like she was eating coochie.

SPEAKER_04 28:16

Well, you know, everybody is so different. Like a rap. Everybody's so different. They had the little fetishes. I know. I that was somebody who wanted his toes sucked. He wanted to feel like he was like, Yeah, there you go.

SPEAKER_01 28:27

Was his feet clean when you did it?

SPEAKER_04 28:29

I'm sure they were.

SPEAKER_05 28:30

She don't even remember.

SPEAKER_01 28:31

She just didn't know. No.

SPEAKER_05 28:32

Do y'all spit in mouths? Do y'all spit in mouths?

SPEAKER_02 28:34

Dev do.

SPEAKER_05 28:35

I love to spit in a bitch's mouth.

SPEAKER_00 28:39

I love to spit in a bitch's mouth and look you right in the eyes as I do it. You both spitting in the mouth of the podcaster.

SPEAKER_05 28:44

Oh, yeah, I like that.

SPEAKER_00 28:45

Every time you went to both ass eating to the East Coast.

SPEAKER_05 28:50

So we're bringing that back at the live shows. We showing up. I'm giving an audience to raise my hand. Please be a volunteer to let me spit in your motherfucking mouth. And I promise you that's the way. I promise you. I promise you. Airbnb already.

SPEAKER_01 29:03

Would you enter the ass um eating or smelling contest? Because we're trying to figure out the missing clean booty we doing.

SPEAKER_05 29:10

I might have to smell her ass. I might have to. I don't know if I'm eating no ass, because that's just hard. You think you would eat Jamie ass? I don't know. Considering the circumstances, I don't know. I could possibly split. But what happened was I could be, she could be my girlfriend for a day. We'll be eating coochie. I like your stuff. Girlfriend for a day. J Pass. That's how you get your eat busy every day. Simple. Simple. Simple shit.

SPEAKER_00 29:42

You just gotta wait two months.

SPEAKER_02 29:43

Type shit. Two months. Two months. Two months. Type shit. Still two months, G.

SPEAKER_00 29:47

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 29:48

Yeah, it's actually two months. Two days. Two months. Two months. Two months shakur, man. Come on, let's help one more person. Let's help somebody else, man. Let's help. Hey man, we're talking about the live show. Patreon and all that stuff while I look for the next question.

SPEAKER_00 30:00

Hey man, we are make sure y'all tune into the Patreon. We got a lot of stuff over there on the free tier and the paid tier. Oh, and we do have another Zoom call coming up. Uh what are we gonna do it next week?

SPEAKER_02 30:14

Yeah, let's do it next week.

SPEAKER_00 30:15

Let's do it next week. We send the link out. We're gonna get on another Zoom call, but it's only for the Platinum tier members, correct?

SPEAKER_01 30:20

Yeah, oh, so also for the people that are on the Patreon, remember there's the gold tier, the platinum tier, and then there's the part of the crew tier. Everybody that is on the part of the crew tier, we giving two passes to the to the to the talk heavy live show. I like that. So everybody on the part of the crew and um get two tickets. And we might we might talk to you on a like like set up something where we can talk to you. Yeah, yeah. Uh start getting some of those ideas because as part of the crew, you get to pitch ideas, some things for us to do on the show. And kind of come on as like a guest producer. You know what I'm saying? So fuck with it. I like that. I like that. You get credit on the end of the show and all that. Um, you ready to help somebody? Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 31:05

I'm just mad you just made that announcement. I don't know if I want to give out all the tickets. Alright, fuck it.

SPEAKER_01 31:12

Let's go.

SPEAKER_02 31:12

Alright, this is a weird one.

SPEAKER_01 31:14

This is a weird one.

SPEAKER_02 31:15

No, this is a weird one. I didn't even want to touch this, but here we go. I'm gonna read it. I think I'm falling in love with my husband's father. Please don't judge me. My husband passed away two years ago, and his father has stepped up in a major way for his granddaughter since my husband was killed. My husband grew up without his father, and as an adult, he turned down every opportunity to connect with his dad since he got his life together. I remember his dad reaching out trying to make his rights wrong for not being there, but my husband wanted nothing to do with his father. My husband had so much resentment towards his dad. When my husband passed away, his dad stepped up helping with money and spending lots of time with my daughter. I know it sounds horrible, but I feel like I'm falling in love with my husband, dad. It's like having a piece of my husband still here when he is around. He is like having an older, more mature version of my husband. My husband didn't have his maturity level altogether and didn't always invest as much time as he needed to in our daughter. I try to keep my distance away from his father, but I love when he's here. I love when he visits, and I just want him here every day. What should I do? I can't control how I'm feeling.

SPEAKER_01 32:25

That's a true definition of keeping it in the family. Yo, like what?

SPEAKER_00 32:30

Insane.

SPEAKER_01 32:31

It's crazy, but I know I can see it only because if Dude wasn't around, and now she's seeing this like she's already attracted to the son, and she's basically saying this is like an upgraded, more mature version of him. She don't look at him in a father feel. He's a new person that gotta be kind of bugged the fuck out. See, look like your kids and everything. It's it's almost like she's replacing him this fucked up.

SPEAKER_00 32:58

Yeah. My thing is if the son ain't fucked with him, how you gonna fuck him.

SPEAKER_05 33:01

Exactly. That nigga didn't even raise his own son. Gonna try to show up for the granddaughter when this nigga died. He probably he wasn't even there for the granddaughter when the motherfucker was alive. He wasn't sending no money, no birthday gifts. Now he's a typical nigga. You show up with the shit. He said he was trying to get back. It don't matter. You don't, the motherfucker probably was like 30-something years, but oh, by the time he tried, nobody don't need no motherfucking dad at 30-something years old.

SPEAKER_03 33:20

I need you as a child. I don't know at 30 something.

SPEAKER_05 33:24

Everybody knows the fuck is you in my face. I don't. I listen, I ain't never had a parent, so maybe I'll feel different. But at 30-something years old, why would you show back up in my life and then try to write your wrongs? We cool, but stay in the house. And we are right here.

SPEAKER_01 33:39

That's the real thing is niggas get so off track in their life at a young age, you know what I'm saying? Why not? They get so off track that they don't even know how to get back. And then too, your pop get off track, your mom just talking crazy about him, whether true or not true. And it just creates this resentment where a nigga like, I don't want to fuck with you. Yeah, no, that's true. And if bulls coming around saying, yo, man, my life is together, I want to get right. I'll think about my own pop. My pop didn't get his right his life together until he was in his 40s. We have a phenomenal, you know what I mean, relationship.

SPEAKER_00 34:12

My dad Yeah, he got that work in. Can you stop? Can you stop? You got that China right now.

SPEAKER_01 34:25

Yo, she be trying to get my dad indicted. You got that Michael.

SPEAKER_00 34:29

No, they they they I don't they don't even worry about Puerto Ricans right now. Ice is only worried about Puerto Ricans. Mexicans, man. Mexican.

SPEAKER_05 34:37

Not Puerto Ricans. I thought that was part of the states.

SPEAKER_01 34:39

They are, man. He just threw them all together. But yeah, like niggas, a nigga try to get right with his kids, and some people just hold the grudge different than other people.

SPEAKER_00 34:50

Then my pop ain't get cool till I was grown. So I was already a man. And that shit be dope sometimes. No, it is because it's almost like this, my pop. You be missing that shit, and it's crazy because even though he might not have been a good pop, he became a super dope grandpa.

SPEAKER_01 35:05

Yeah, that's usually how it is.

SPEAKER_00 35:07

And that's what's probably happening in this situation. And I, you know what I'm saying?

SPEAKER_01 35:11

Think about our moms. Our moms were smoking motherfucking butter. You know what I'm saying? They were smoking crack. Yes, they was doing all types of wild shit, and then you had your kids. They was beating our asses in the most vicious ways, and then those days they don't want to beat the kids, the grandkids.

SPEAKER_02 35:25

Let me say this for y'all, because y'all leaving this out. So if any of you guys die, good old dad come over here. Here we go. Here we go. Are you cool with them bombing your girl? That's not a good thing. I mean having conversations. That's not cool with anybody bombing this girl.

SPEAKER_01 35:38

Plus, you like we know our dads now, right? We know our dads. That's true, it's a little different. This nigga's a stranger. So this is the crazy part. This is the wild part about the just genetics. If you meet your pop, literally cut you off.

SPEAKER_02 35:53

Being a stranger, I probably fucked my kid girl after he did. So I don't know that nigga.

SPEAKER_03 36:00

So this girl, I don't know my kid.

SPEAKER_00 36:01

The reason why I was what?

SPEAKER_01 36:02

No, this is why I was saying you can't fuck my mom and my girl. Listen, like I moved down south, right? I ain't know my pop. I'm 19. You fucked this girl. No, nigga. I'm at a store. I'm at a store and I'm buying some shit, right? And I'm getting a bunch of snacks. It's snacking crazy, right? When I get all that shit, I get to the counter, the bull see all the shit I got, and he was like, Oh, this is for senior James, right? Spanish nigga. Because every item that I grab is what my dad grabs every time he goes inside the joint. I find out me and this nigga eat without knowing nothing. We eat the exact same thing. Genetics is crazy. So, and then niggas was like, We eat Puerto Rican pussy too. This is where I'm going with it. This is where I'm going with it. Somebody, while I was here, they told me they was like, man, your pop back in the day, man, him and them motherfucking both equals and all that. So I was like, yo, you got that shit on it. So what I'm saying is, in the same way that she feeling bull, pop might be like, This is my old kind of work. This is the type of work I would have had on top of that. So the attraction is coming from both sides because this is what he would have fucked back in 1984. Here's the thing.

SPEAKER_00 37:18

I think the post-nut clarity will kill them both, though. Because after they after they fuck and they both nut. After they nut and then your brain start working again, I think the guilt will kill them.

SPEAKER_02 37:30

Only to the third nut.

SPEAKER_04 37:31

But we fucked three times. But let's just remember that he's gone. So if they're falling in love with each other, just let them be happy.

SPEAKER_02 37:39

First of all, let's clear this up. The dad never said he was falling in love with each other. Right, he's gonna just fuck her and keep it. So we don't want to put that on him.

SPEAKER_04 37:46

But say he is. He wants to c he's coming over there all the time. Just you know, just let him be happy.

SPEAKER_00 37:51

Because some niggas' dads are fuck their girl if they alive. Yeah, that's true. Yo, that's true.

SPEAKER_04 37:56

It's grammy dad's like that. At least he waited until that's a physics.

SPEAKER_01 38:03

So you good? Okay. Alright. Um, so I think it's definitely a fucked up scenario. I wouldn't want wish that on nobody situation whatsoever. But what does that woman do if this is really like what if this is the most healthy environment for the kids? I'm feeling how is that the healthiest?

SPEAKER_05 38:34

Could he be a good dad? At some point grandfather simultaneously as well.

SPEAKER_00 38:38

At some point in time, you're gonna have to explain that kid to that kid why are you in the bed with grandpa?

SPEAKER_05 38:44

Grandpa. And you will.

SPEAKER_00 38:47

Oh shit.

SPEAKER_01 38:48

How old is the kid? This is the new dad. Oh, they were young. So, cause listen. You gotta explain why mom and mom have a lot of people.

SPEAKER_00 38:54

You know how I'm gonna start calling grandpa dad.

SPEAKER_01 38:56

Man, back in the day, our moms and shit was 11 and having us, and they would lie and say that, you know what I mean? You know what I'm saying? They would lie and say somebody else was your mom. You fought you think your sister, your your your mom fucking sister, really your sister, your mom. That's really what shit that was going on. Like hard body in the times that we was growing up, and definitely before that. Them kids might just get to the point where it's like, oh, we gotta have that talk with you when you like 14. Look, this is what it is. They might not give a fuck if that is. They might not want it's already established that this is the person that they know. It's still a wild ass situation.

SPEAKER_00 39:31

I know this nigga, I cause I'm gonna tell you, it you still at some point gonna have to have an explanation. I know this nigga from down north. So it's this it was this chick from down north, Philly. She dumb bad, whatever, right? Her baby father is her cousin. Right? Them niggas already had the same last name, everything. Oh, we know niggas like that in K. And they baby, and they had they had kids. And more than one kid. And it was it was weird because the other day I was on, I was scrolling Facebook and it was her b it was her birthday. And it was weird as shit for me to see the nigga in her comments saying, Happy birthday, cuz. That shit, that shit was.

SPEAKER_01 40:10

If you won't fuck your cousin, don't call him cuz no more.

SPEAKER_00 40:12

Bro, that's what it fucked me up.

SPEAKER_02 40:14

I'm gonna do y'all one word and I'm gonna do it on a different episode. Somebody write uh wrote in a matter of fact, I'm gonna do it probably this week, later this week. Somebody wrote in about how they slept with their cousin back in the day and how the scenario is going, but we'll talk about it later. This must be more common than we.

SPEAKER_05 40:28

It is very con. Listen, fucking say Targetarian.

SPEAKER_02 40:30

Especially if you error people sleep with their cousins? Yeah, 100%.

SPEAKER_00 40:34

And redneck. 100%. And black people. His manics is.

SPEAKER_01 40:41

To keep it a hundred is actually an American thing to not sleep with your cousins. No, I'm gonna I'm gonna keep it a hundred. Is it about money? Keeping the money in the family. It's a legacy thing. It's actually like the Targaryen's, bro. Yeah, that shit back in the day, though. No, no, but this is a real thing. We're American, so we raised to look at it in a different way. But when you go to like like like she even said Hispanic, even some real classic Puerto Rican motherfuckers, them niggas, yo. I'm keeping it a hundred with you.

SPEAKER_00 41:11

We think retired the people who originated.

SPEAKER_02 41:14

No, I know Puerto Rican men, them old dudes be pedophiles, too. They become a big thing. No, but they break and they break in the Puerto Rican. That is the culture. The Puerto Rican.

SPEAKER_04 41:25

Why are you talking about dance people like that? We don't mean to talk about the Puerto Ricans. This ain't no this ain't like that. All black niggas was pedophiles.

SPEAKER_02 41:35

Like Diddy's book. They always pedophiles. Listen, this is crazy. I hang out in the Puerto Rican neighborhoods called Junior in Philadelphia, right? It be old ass Puerto Rican dudes. These girls be like 16, yo. They be running around here like it's normal.

SPEAKER_04 41:48

Listen, but a lot of them they marry at a young, they marry like 14 year olds.

SPEAKER_01 41:52

Nigga, when we was growing up, we was always competing with a nigga in high school. We was competing with a nigga that was a grown-ass nigga.

SPEAKER_02 42:00

Shout out Davis.

SPEAKER_03 42:01

Nigga came to the school, picked up your dream girl. You got tears in your eyes. This nigga got a motherfucking car, chained on the whole nine.

SPEAKER_00 42:08

And you got accepted to school token. That nigga was 20 and she was in 10th grade.

SPEAKER_01 42:13

And the craziest part was it wasn't secretive because them niggas knew in the school. The teachers knew them was all the same. He was that nigga. So culturally, it was just different back then.

SPEAKER_00 42:25

When I did the math, my dad is five years older than my mom, and my mom had me when she was 16. Yeah, that's how she was. So that means my dad was 21.

SPEAKER_05 42:34

Yeah, I was gonna say that nigga was 21 for sure. Yeah, back in the day was uh So your dad was a pedophile. That was it was like R. Kelly. It was like R. Kelly level pedophile. R. Kelly level. R. Kelly level.

SPEAKER_01 42:46

Yeah, it was consensual. It was just that back in the day, listen, when you go back and watch stuff from back in the day, period, we're such a more civilized society. Like literally in the 80s, nigga, when we was little, drinking and driving was legal. You could drive down the street with a bottle. And sit henny all day. I remember when they was first making it illegal, niggas was on the news talking like I can't have my fucking beer on the way home. Like they taking away our American rights. People weren't getting like drunk and drunk beating. Mangling they shit. Listen, listen. Everything that exists now was existed now. There wasn't car seat rules. Niggas used to drive with their kid on their lap. That was like growing. Puerto Rico used to have a lot of kids in a car too.

SPEAKER_00 43:33

100. Stuffing them. Fucking clown car.

SPEAKER_02 43:36

Stuffing them.

SPEAKER_03 43:37

We did too, I guess. We was black. I was on a business. It was one car and 20 niggas.

SPEAKER_04 43:44

Listen, we had a station wagon. We were all in that back seat. You see what I'm saying? That's the guy I go.

SPEAKER_01 43:48

Hold on, you had a station wagon? Mm-hmm. Still got it from a white. That sounds so white, though. Yeah, they didn't sound white. That's from a white side. That's the cars that had the wood, the wood, yeah, on the side. Yeah, that's some white side.

SPEAKER_04 44:00

Like a different car every time you turn around, he had a new car. Your dad was white. No, it's the her dad was white.

SPEAKER_02 44:03

That's what makes it the damn white or the mom white. I don't know.

SPEAKER_04 44:05

No, my mom is. Okay. Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 44:07

Oh, she liked that BBC, huh?

SPEAKER_04 44:12

I mean, she liked that BBC. My mom. My grandma was 70-something years old, married to a 30-something-year-old. And I said, Grandma, why are you wearing these? Oh, your grandmama cooked for your grandmom still alive? No, she died.

SPEAKER_00 44:26

I mean your grandmom had that.

SPEAKER_04 44:27

She had that whopper. I'm like, dang, she not alive.

SPEAKER_05 44:30

So they they gave it to you. So as long as the still goes. Hold on.

SPEAKER_01 44:34

So your grandmom was 70-something? 76.

SPEAKER_02 44:37

And fuck with a nigga, 30 something?

SPEAKER_01 44:39

34?

SPEAKER_02 44:40

You said he was African?

unknown 44:41

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 44:42

Oh, he was scamming her for a pencil. No, no, my grandma was a big one. Well, he probably, I believe he was.

SPEAKER_04 44:45

But I said, grandma, why are you messing with him? She was like, I guess a big deck.

SPEAKER_00 44:48

And I'm like, I think I'm never gonna fuck nobody 70 ever.

SPEAKER_04 44:52

So listen.

SPEAKER_05 44:52

Well, you get you will be when you 70, you will fuck a bitch. Well you gonna fuck 50. Damn. 50, 40, somewhere in there. Not 70.

SPEAKER_00 44:59

Yeah, when you get 70, too old. Nah.

SPEAKER_01 45:02

You still don't like 70 unless it's that your wife that's because when you when women get that old, they pussy get sore. Yes. What about you, Dev? No, you only gonna like the girl you with. Niggas still like women in their prime. That's a fact.

SPEAKER_00 45:16

That's a smart answer, dog.

SPEAKER_01 45:17

Like, I already said all niggas. I think it's true for all niggas. Because I always wondered that, like, so this nigga really look at all 80-year-old bitches and be like, damn, Gertrude is fine as hell. No.

SPEAKER_00 45:31

Like Fred said for this shit.

SPEAKER_01 45:32

No, they see they see 40-year-old Jones. Like my grandpop shout out the James Sultan. His girl was 40-something years old and he was 80-something years old. That's a business.

SPEAKER_00 45:41

That's how I'm gonna be.

SPEAKER_01 45:41

I'm spending the money if I got to.

SPEAKER_02 45:43

Me and my woman ain't together. When I'm 80, oh yeah. He gonna get to the city.

SPEAKER_05 45:50

They might be trained, but he's gonna find some. Yeah. They may be trained. He won't know. They gonna they done built some pussies by the city.

SPEAKER_01 45:57

No, no, think about it. Don't think about certain by the way. I don't give a fuck. What kind of thing? No, no, no. They're gonna take a pill that's gonna turn them all the way, and you ain't gonna know nothing.

SPEAKER_02 46:10

No, I'm fucking look at my age now. No. So think about it.

SPEAKER_01 46:15

By the time I'm 80, yeah, you're gonna be fucking a 60 year old. Yeah, you're gonna be fucking a 60-year-old um uh dude that transforms 60 bro. The new transfer matter of fact, no what? Fucking robots. We're all gonna be fucking robots with that. Yeah, 100%. As long as they think robots won't have wet now, the robots won't feel real. You think they gonna have wet coochie? No. So the new Microsoft pussy? Microsoft crazy. That shit gonna be the box. Here y'all go. It's gonna be no coochie that could compare. At all. And and and our dicks ain't gonna be good uh compare unless we're gonna get like upgrade biomass.

SPEAKER_00 46:51

Y'all already fucking robots. Yeah, y'all already fucking roses and all of that. You ain't gonna want no nigga.

SPEAKER_01 46:56

That is true. We have to install vibrators into our dicks. We only robocock. Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 47:03

Yeah, I don't I don't mess with no dildo.

SPEAKER_00 47:05

Nah, what you use?

SPEAKER_04 47:06

Oh, we're gonna have to change my mind.

SPEAKER_05 47:08

I just gotta have to change your motherfucking mind. Stop back and like, oh, that's good. See, she need a backup.

SPEAKER_04 47:15

Your rolls. The rose fucked up. Okay, it did burn out. You got that off Timu? I got a no, I got a new one, and that just uh that broke. You don't need the rose. It's different.

SPEAKER_00 47:25

That's that's shit, a carnation.

SPEAKER_04 47:27

That's not I'm talking about the penetration. I don't like a dildo as penetration. Why why are you doing this when you're doing a dildo?

SPEAKER_05 47:33

Because who see, that's some old porn watching shit. I'm just saying why would somebody be poking you with a dildo like that?

SPEAKER_04 47:39

What?

SPEAKER_05 47:39

Why wouldn't it be on their body and they just fucking you? I'm confused about what they're doing.

SPEAKER_04 47:43

Because that would be a woman.

SPEAKER_05 47:45

But she's saying she had the swivel to it. Yeah, like that's supposed to be attached to their body. Why are they penetrating you like this?

SPEAKER_04 47:51

Who what's attached to whose body? Dude, I mess with ain't no.

SPEAKER_05 47:55

I'm talking about if you was fucking a girl.

SPEAKER_04 47:57

Oh, if, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 47:58

If you was fucking a girl and she had on a dildo, why are you not?

SPEAKER_04 48:01

No, I wasn't talking about in that scenario.

SPEAKER_05 48:03

She's saying for her own self, she don't even like dildo.

SPEAKER_04 48:05

For my own self, I don't like using, I don't like using a dildo. You wanna so you wouldn't fuck a bitch?

SPEAKER_05 48:10

I'm just asking. Bitch land, I need you to tap in real quick. I gotta go to the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02 48:16

You can't tag her real quick. Damn. You can't give it a tag T points.

SPEAKER_05 48:22

Okay, cool.

SPEAKER_00 48:23

You don't want me adding with a hope? Yo, so when you got the so I be like, so when you got the strap on, do you still like say shit niggas say to bitches? Like, yo, let me just put the tip in.

SPEAKER_05 48:34

The funny thing is I say worse shit than niggas. Like, and I be like, I don't even understand bitches because psychologically, I guess it does something. But I say some shit that I genuinely don't mean while I'm having sex. I be talking about babies and all that. Like, I'm about to put my son in your bitch. Be like, oh my god.

SPEAKER_03 48:48

The shit we were talking about. Yo, we was talking about the delusion. Yo! Talking about the pure delusion.

SPEAKER_06 48:57

No, hold on.

SPEAKER_03 48:57

So about some. You're gonna get a plan B after this. You gotta stop that.

SPEAKER_01 49:07

No, I was shit like that.

SPEAKER_05 49:09

And bitches like, oh my god, I'm coming. I'm like, what the fuck was this bitch thinking that she wanna kill a baby today? Like, even if you was pregnant, you want to kill a baby right after we done. That's crazy. That's a different level of crazy. I like it.

SPEAKER_00 49:21

Give him fuck with a strap that they said, I gotta take a look at it.

SPEAKER_05 49:23

Well, you get pregnant, Jules. I have, yes, I will, and I have. Absolutely. That pussy is great, very oily. Tap the shit out them babies. Yes, I have. Sent a bitch into motherfucking labor before. Yes, I have.

SPEAKER_00 49:34

I think it's too, I think it's too much temptation to nut on the stomach. Not when she's pregnant. No, when she's pregnant. I think you it's too much temptation to pull out a nut on the stomach.

SPEAKER_05 49:43

No. You could yes, you could just do it there. Should we divide?

SPEAKER_00 49:47

I know, but see, when you fuck regular girls, you nut in them anyway. So it's like this is a chance to do some new shit. Nothing in them get corny. So it's like they already nutted in.

SPEAKER_02 49:56

No, you don't nut it now. No.

SPEAKER_00 49:58

So you gotta pull out and your baby or somebody else's baby? Somebody else's baby.

SPEAKER_05 50:01

Yeah, no, you're supposed to nut on that motherfucker. They're gonna be swallowing that shit. What? What the hell? No, no, no, no, no. Stay in the coochie. You stay in the, I'm just saying, why would you get the biggest? They're inside of that sack thing. Okay, but she's the way they got into that shit. When she's swallowing dick and she and she swallowed, is it going in her esophagus and then going in the motherfucking umbilical cord so the baby swallow come? I'm just saying, the baby swallowing come through the damn umbilical cord, no? Because they eat what you eat. They eat what you eat. So uh either you're gonna put the nut on their head through the sack where they're not gonna fall. Yeah, but it's protein anyway.

SPEAKER_01 50:34

So yeah, it's protein, she said. But it's like they eat in their brothers. Well, it's not your baby. So here's the thing. Unless also if you knock her up.

SPEAKER_00 50:48

No, but see, that's uh you don't want that pregnant pussy. When you you the best pregnant pussy is when it's somebody else's baby, because it's the for it's the forbiddenness that's gonna be.

SPEAKER_05 50:58

Like y'all ain't shit. Why?

SPEAKER_00 51:01

Wow, they I mean they had to give us the pussy.

SPEAKER_05 51:03

Exactly. Nobody took it, nobody raped these pregnant bitches. They was open.

SPEAKER_01 51:06

Um, wait a minute. So that would sound like crazy. So in this case, if the dad and shit, go back to the city. Because then if they have kids, uh the kids they brothers, they have a brother, but they brother is also a uncle.

SPEAKER_00 51:28

They uncle.

SPEAKER_01 51:29

They brother, uncle. Yeah, uncle, brother.

SPEAKER_02 51:31

Uncle brother.

SPEAKER_00 51:33

I mean I wonder if the kids can still be retarded.

SPEAKER_01 51:36

Is the dude let me tell you, is the is the is the is the woman app is the is this an evil act? Or is this yeah? No, I don't think it's evil.

SPEAKER_02 51:45

Because she said I try to stay away from him.

SPEAKER_00 51:46

It's too many. She is trying. She is definitely too many niggas out here though, bitch.

SPEAKER_04 51:51

Yeah, but that's but the thing is, he's stepped up in a time where she's probably grieving. As a grandpa, yeah. Yeah, but what I'm saying is, but what I'm saying is the same person comes around all the time and you know they're there for you and they're supportive. Like that is a I mean you here all the time.

SPEAKER_05 52:08

So should we should adja adopt you and then guess what? You go with all of us. That's how that works.

SPEAKER_03 52:15

You got comfortable, we want you to sneak, we got you some makeup and shit. Fuck it.

SPEAKER_04 52:22

You got close. You got clear. She said, You go and mess with a girl today.

SPEAKER_02 52:27

Yo, all right, give her the advice that we get out of here, I guess. Tell her, give us uh help her out, give us some final advice, man. What y'all got for?

SPEAKER_01 52:33

She's trying to stay away, but she already I think she's doing the right thing, trying to stay away. Please try to avoid this situation. I personally don't think that you're doing something that your thoughts are evil.

SPEAKER_04 52:46

Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 52:46

Um, we not putting nothing on the dad, because from what we've heard, your dad the dad hasn't even tried to do anything or anything like that. So right now, you just gonna have to chalk those feelings. And what I think will happen is if you let some time pass, you'll get over it, and there'll be some things that you think in your head, like when I first met him, I had these thoughts because you just fill in that void, and over time you just start looking at him like, yo, that's a good thing.

SPEAKER_04 53:09

That's probably what it is. Just fill in a void because he's there, and you not even it's just like anybody who's there is gonna be like, oh, I'm in love with them, you know?

SPEAKER_00 53:17

Yeah, and it's gonna fuck your 23 and me up. You go log on to that chart, that shit starting. Yeah, so you're gonna fuck you're gonna fuck that all up.

SPEAKER_01 53:26

Yeah. Yeah. Now the dude, if he was to do it, he's a he's a filthy animal.

SPEAKER_00 53:31

Is it is it he barely knows his son? So what? So what?

SPEAKER_01 53:36

So you Is there any righteousness in it whatsoever? Can a nigga be thorough at all and take part in this? He being thorough, he take care of his grandkids. There we go.

SPEAKER_00 53:47

Now, yeah, but not his not his grandkids.

SPEAKER_01 53:49

He absolutely feels like, yeah, listen, I truly love this woman. Like, love this woman. He the most dedicated nigga on earth. He knows that's crazy.

SPEAKER_00 53:59

No, no, I've been.

SPEAKER_03 54:02

He's saying no because of the.

SPEAKER_00 54:03

I feel like Jamie would do this.

SPEAKER_01 54:05

I would I feel like Jamie. I feel like Jamie would do this because if Jamie absolutely met this nigga and he was perfect, more perfect version than more perfect version. So Bull was alright, but now it's Pop Diesel, right? Militant.

SPEAKER_04 54:19

Oh, so he's got my own.

SPEAKER_03 54:23

Let me go do some fucking push out. That's why he was missing. Now he got his life together instead. Nigga got a non-profit.

SPEAKER_01 54:32

Nigga got a non-profit saving kids across America. Saving all kinds of kids. This nigga is the most lit nigga. He's so excited. He done put the gang violence down.

SPEAKER_05 54:47

Jamie fucking the damn day.

SPEAKER_01 54:48

And the pop, and the pop had the son when he was only like 15, 16, so he ain't even that much older. Oh, well, we didn't say that. Let's say you add dad on to the bigger. He got a beard.

SPEAKER_04 55:03

Oh, damn.

SPEAKER_05 55:04

Look, she's fucking the paper. No. She's fucking the pop. She's fucking him.

SPEAKER_04 55:09

I'm not.

SPEAKER_05 55:10

I mean, she's gonna be with him.

SPEAKER_04 55:11

I would prefer not. Yeah, if I was gonna. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I don't even know what to say. I would. It depends on what the scenario is.

SPEAKER_02 55:19

So what's your advice to her in that scenario?

SPEAKER_04 55:21

I I would say what Dev said. Try to stay away as much as possible. But is is he with somebody? Is he with the friend? That's the answer right there. The wrong shit.

SPEAKER_03 55:31

Jamie is gonna be with somebody else. Jamie's gonna be fucking with the damage. Like what?

SPEAKER_01 55:36

Jamie's gonna start walking around about some shit that don't make sense. No, Jamie is going to manipulate the day. I'm in the shower.

SPEAKER_03 55:43

You will manipulate him.

SPEAKER_01 55:45

Yes. Now you're cooking the lingerie. I think so. Jamie, yes or no? I'm in the shower.

SPEAKER_00 55:49

Can you pass me that towel on the bed?

SPEAKER_04 55:52

Why is he even up there? He watching the watching the baby. Yeah, he didn't. Okay, I'm gonna be honest.

SPEAKER_05 56:00

That's crazy. Girls is a savage.

SPEAKER_04 56:02

I'm just saying he.

SPEAKER_01 56:04

Would you almost try to count him as the same nigga? No. Since he came from his balls. He came from his dick, now you came from his dick.

SPEAKER_04 56:15

I wouldn't want to ever be in that situation. I don't think I will ever be in that situation.

SPEAKER_01 56:19

Yeah.

SPEAKER_00 56:20

That's all we got for it.

SPEAKER_01 56:21

That's all we got.

SPEAKER_02 56:22

That's all. Hey man, we can't help you. We see you, but we will see you.

SPEAKER_00 56:26

We see you April 10th.

SPEAKER_02 56:27

See you April 10th. She said she's coming to the live show?

SPEAKER_00 56:29

Yeah, she says she can she wanna take a picture with us.

SPEAKER_02 56:31

No, I thought that's the other show.

SPEAKER_01 56:33

I don't even remember. Is this person part of the crew or they I don't know. Remember everybody, anybody that's a part of the crew that is the third tier on the Patreon. Get two tickets. Two back is sweaty. Free tickets to the live show. Down. TB Foundry.

SPEAKER_02 56:50

Yo, that's the end of the talk every podcast. I feel it.

SPEAKER_00 56:53

Oh, I feel it.

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