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The Talk Heavy Podcast
MY EX PIERCED MY PRIVATES FOR MY MAN- TALKHEAVY PODCAST EP:305
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FISRT HALF: GETTING PIERCED
2ND HALF: OLD HEADS GETTING YOUNG CHICKS
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Welcome to the first half of the Talk Heavy Podcast.
SPEAKER_07And we back for another fire episode. I got some heavy hitters in the building with me tonight. Dev, I don't want to waste no time. Let's get the introduction. I don't know what just happened.
SPEAKER_05Yo, this is Dev Nasty, aka Dangerous Dev Nasty, aka Mr. Choking, Mama, Mr. Choke and Pop out, man. And um, we back with a whole nother episode, man. Listen, um, if y'all tuned in on Monday to our live, man, you got some real educational uh material. You know what I mean? You learned a lot. Now the fuckery about to start. Yeah, now we back to the fuckery, but but the person that we have with us, I want you to introduce yourself.
SPEAKER_01I go by the name of Sierra's an artist, Queen Joe, Sierra Kabadu, like I said before, the big bear wolf. I blow the house down.
SPEAKER_05She says she blow the house down. And she will have a nigga like GB wearing a top hat and some football pads.
SPEAKER_01I already know.
SPEAKER_05Andre 3000. Negative. GB 3000.
SPEAKER_02Bro. Gregory 3000. Y'all know, y'all, y'all, y'all know what I do. Y'all know what I do.
SPEAKER_01Anyway.
SPEAKER_04Gregory 3000.
SPEAKER_01Come on, sorry.
SPEAKER_02She made the live show ironing my pants.
SPEAKER_05All right, so listen, man. All right, look, man. We got somebody gay here, right? Anthony. He's gay, but not gay. That's why we don't know. He's only gay. He's gay on talk heavy. No. First off, for us to meet the quotas, there's things going on right now where you have to have a certain way. No, no. I don't want the quote. That's super gay. No, no, no, no, no. Listen, listen, we're not.
SPEAKER_03Listen. I'm gonna show you how gay I am. Listen, listen.
SPEAKER_05We got hit up. They said that we under the um, what's they call that? The uh the black people. DIP or the DIY so we so we need you to go along with this so that we underneath the rules sets for the DEI. We got listen, let's stop gonna go high.
SPEAKER_04We got gay Nick in the building.
SPEAKER_03Let's go.
unknownLet's go.
SPEAKER_01I'm an ally. I'm an ally. I'm an ally.
SPEAKER_05He's gonna show you how not gay he is on April the 10th. April the 10th.
SPEAKER_03April April the 10th, man.
SPEAKER_02We're a week away.
SPEAKER_03We're a week away.
SPEAKER_02Listen, all I can say is, man, everybody that's in this room that was on last year's show fucked after the show. Yes, they did.
SPEAKER_00Each other?
SPEAKER_02Never. No, never. Never. That's that bullshit. And that's why this is some things gonna happen to you on this show.
SPEAKER_03I can see me and GB getting in a train together though, like in the future. No, I can see that. No, you can't.
SPEAKER_04Would the girl have blue glasses?
SPEAKER_01Nah, not that's bad.
SPEAKER_03Like a turret turquoise.
SPEAKER_01I'm cool.
SPEAKER_02I'm cool. That's a style. I'm gonna have a solo there. I remember the solo that y'all want them in the train.
SPEAKER_04Jimmy just caught the call dim. I'ma solo. No, that nigga just said that's a personal guy. He said, hold on, nigga, I'll be personal about that. Oh man.
SPEAKER_07Let me get into it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Prince of Hunted Park. The BBW lover. The pregnant woman slayer, Mister. Two push-ups a night, the man built in the image of God Himself. Slice Maximus.
SPEAKER_02It's the North Philly legend. Uh-huh. Strawberry Mansion's finest. The BBW hater, the pregnant woman creator. They still callin me Jesus' first cousin. He goes raw, cause the condom keep bussin'. From North Philly to South Beach. Cause that's about as long as this pipe reach. You should always fuck with a chick that stutter from the get-go. Cause you might bust your nut before she say no.
SPEAKER_00And ladies.
SPEAKER_02Suckin' dick is good for your mental health. So don't do it for him.
SPEAKER_00Do it for yourself.
SPEAKER_02G underscore winner.
SPEAKER_05She be saying that shit with the tenacity.
SPEAKER_02I feel like.
SPEAKER_03I can tell, yeah.
SPEAKER_02She likes sucking dick. You know. That's right. Like the drawers that who pussy get wet from sucking dick? Yep. Oh, yeah. They legendary.
SPEAKER_03You get wet from sucking dick?
SPEAKER_01Uh can I plead the fifth?
SPEAKER_04You call it. That means yes. Yeah, please the fifth is yes. That's in talk heavy language.
SPEAKER_07Alright, yo. Let's help somebody. I don't want to waste no time. We all know we're here. We got the therapist in the building. We got special guests in the building. Let's get this thing rolling.
SPEAKER_02Alright.
SPEAKER_07This one, I read this earlier. This was crazy. Let's see if I can get to it. Alright, here we go. Talk heavy gang, what's up? My girl got her coochie and her nipples pierced. For a month, I was telling her how sexy it looked. She said she wanted to surprise me. I asked her where did she get it from? And she said she got it done at a store named Clears. I didn't think nothing of it. When I was telling my when I was telling my favorite girl cousin that I was hype about it, when I was telling my favorite girl cousin that I was hype about it when she came home from clears, my cousin told me clears don't pierce no clears. Exactly. So what? I went home teenage. No, they sell teenage cheap jewelry. No, no, no.
SPEAKER_05That's like teenage. Yeah, teenage jewelry. 999, 999 and 90.
SPEAKER_07They do piercing there? They do peers. Not no cities. Oh, that's what she said. He said, I what did he say? I told my favorite girl cousin that I was hyped when she came home with it from Clears. My cousin told me clears don't pierce no clicks. So I went home and pressed her. Come to find out, a nigga that Monster or Press Press press. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Not DV. Come to find out, a nigga that she knew did it at a tattoo shop. She act like she uh she knew it that I would she act like she knew that she knew that I would overreact and ain't nothing really happened between them. But if not, why does she tell me that if she got it done at clears and not just a tattoo shop?
SPEAKER_05Should I bounce on her? Yo, she got a thrill. No, she got a thrill out of showing that nigga the clit. Bare minimum. Bare minimum, right? We're going with the lowest possible charge before we get the GB, the finger in, right? Making her squirt and all that type of type of shit.
SPEAKER_01Do we know that he do we know that the piercer was a man?
SPEAKER_02She just said it was. A nigga she knew.
SPEAKER_01She was a nigga she knew.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, he went home and pressed her. She wanted to show the pussy. Period point blank.
SPEAKER_01Well, it might be pretty. She got a nigga.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, she got a nigga. That's cheating.
SPEAKER_01It is. That's cheating. So when you get coerced into somebody's uh showing your dick, is that cheating? If they be like, let me see you right now and you whip it out. That's what you're saying. You got a cheer.
SPEAKER_02You got a girl, yeah. Okay, I'm just asking.
SPEAKER_01Do you not think that's cheating? I think it's inappropriate either way. I don't think you should be coerced into doing things you don't want to do.
SPEAKER_04Fuck the coercion. Stop that shit. Yo, yo yo, yo, yo, fuck all this. Fuck all this coercion.
SPEAKER_03I mean, of course. Do you think that's cheating?
SPEAKER_00What?
SPEAKER_03If somebody asked me, pull my dick out, right? We're together. Somebody asked me, yo, pull pull your dick out. And I pull my dick out. Is that cheating?
SPEAKER_01I wouldn't say it was cheating, but I would, but I would, but but I but I probably would break up with you because I'll be like, you know, because it's just like you easily did it. Like this is my thing. I don't claim I I don't I don't claim them publicly because unfortunately a lot of them are embarrassing. You're not about to embarrass me. And if you pull and if you will pull your dick out, then you're embarrassing me. Do I think that you cheated on me? No, I'm right there. I'm not sure what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_05Hold on, but you said something else. You said something you said it might be pretty. Are you a person that believes that when people have attractive looking genitalia and breasts that they really desire masses to see it?
SPEAKER_01I believe that when people have beautiful things, beautiful items, sometimes, yes, they would like people to see them. They want people to admire the way that God designed them. Yes. I do think that some people do.
SPEAKER_02You think you got a pretty pussy? Um pull it out. Give me our cares.
SPEAKER_04No, get me out the room.
SPEAKER_01I cannot be coerced in that way, but what I will say is that I did start going to laser hair removal and I'm very proud of it. And the re and I know that I'm very proud of it because I told my girlfriends that they need to get it too. Okay. Because I am very proud of mine.
SPEAKER_02Did you show them proof?
SPEAKER_01One of them I did. One of them I did.
SPEAKER_05They always showing these Gucci's off to their friends.
SPEAKER_01I show, I don't, I show, I said, look, because I wanted I want her to see how fine the hair gets after sending them out of the channel.
SPEAKER_07My sister got a shot called KP's. Get there, man. I'll get you a discount on your phone.
SPEAKER_05First off, you didn't have to actually show the coochie to show the pubic hair part was off.
SPEAKER_01Not the full thing. I didn't show the full thing.
SPEAKER_03So what y'all can't see is she brought a friend and she's off camera right now. Did you see her coochie?
unknownI did not. Okay.
SPEAKER_03Oh, because I was about to say she didn't know. So listen. Because I'm gonna tell you right. Hold on, that's fine.
SPEAKER_05She said she. Hold up. They can't. No, they can't be you don't have a microphone. You don't have a microphone. But what I will say is if, right, by what we know of this person, if that would have been the case, that would have put a whole thing.
SPEAKER_00Oh, you're trying to say because my friend is issues. It's my mom. So you come to me. Let me tell you something. That it would be.
SPEAKER_05My mom is a pillar in the community by the name of Dyke Tyson, right? Most knockouts. Most knockouts. Most knockouts in Camden, New Jersey. For real. Dyke Tyson. Get out of here. Dyke Tyson. Yeah, I am I am the son of Dyke Tyson. 15 seconds. And knock knock some of my friends. Like not knock some of my uh my friends' mom's out. You know what I'm saying? And yeah. Okay, Vet. Yeah, so so some niggas, if you seen a nigga chilling with me back in the day, most likely, we found out the reason why we was put together as friends is because his mom was getting fucked by my mom. You know what I'm saying? You know, on a sneak tip. That's crazy. You know, because like lesbians is sneaky. That's the truth, man. Super. They got game like niggas.
SPEAKER_01Wait, y'all think lesbians are sneakier than the.
SPEAKER_05I'm gonna tell you what it is. I'm gonna tell you what it is. It's a man, it's me, right? With a woman's clothing on the real one, though. The real suit, not the transgender dog. I got the real suit on, but I still got the nigga mentality, the slickness, the coolness, yeah. I mean, got the cool vibe. Now I'm I'm sliding up. And then I got an extra compartment in my brain that knows your brain, because we got the same brain chemicals, is a cheat code. And my mom, my mom, you know.
SPEAKER_01So you think that lesbian women share the same brain as men?
SPEAKER_05No, they haven't. No, no, no, no, they haven't. So listen, they have parts of the download of men, like psychological parts. So this is what they what they do have. They have the horniness of niggas. And the horniness is what makes you get the diabolical plots and plans. That's why when they see shit, they peep it and they be like this. I'm gonna line this bitch up.
SPEAKER_02Niggas are never, niggas are never as smart intellectual as they are when they're trying to get some pussy.
SPEAKER_01I would agree, but I also feel like I don't believe that men want to have sex more than women or that men are hornier than women. I just believe that men are more socially acceptable to be that. Well, no, testosterone.
SPEAKER_02Well, no, chemically though, chemically though, that's how testosterone kind of works.
SPEAKER_01Um, not not when you get to a certain age, because y'all testosterone start to go down at a certain age. So now you're talking about 40-year-old women. You're talking about older women.
SPEAKER_05So now you're talking about 40-year-old women. I'm so fucking like I'm 20 soon.
SPEAKER_01So I was. For women, it's like it get 30 and then it go like this.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, so you gotta wait until the Jones is already like niggas don't want them like that. Yeah.
SPEAKER_04So it's like, so it's like, yo, so it's like this is a cruel joke from God.
SPEAKER_01No, no, I'm glad you brought that up. Because I'm gonna tell you, this is, and and and I I already know y'all gonna hate me for this. The same way that guys feel about women in their 30s is the same way that women feel about men in their 50s. Because I'm gonna tell you, so this is what happened. I know that men feel like the women's value, whether that's attractiveness or whatever, go down, their their ability to be mentally controlled go down in their 30. But let me tell you something. When you, when you when you're a 40-year-old guy, yes, you do have the dating range. You can date somebody that's 20 all the way up. But by the time, when you 50, you don't, you, you only there to be a sugar daddy, that's it. What is it? So hold on. How old do you think the niggas is on this show? That's sick. Except for me, how old do you think they are? I'm just saying, if you get a twelve, this is what I'm saying. How do you think G? If you find a if if you 50, I'm the oldest 50. I'm the oldest nigga. If you 50, if you that's fine. If you 50 and you get a girl that's like 35, cool, whatever, she might like you for you. But that 25 year old, she wants your money. I'm gonna tell you how I know that. That 18-year-old, she wants your money. Because the thing is, young girls. It's crazy. No, no, young girls, no, this is for real. Cause y'all, because young, I'm gonna tell you why. Cause young girls only want to build with men their age. They only want to build with men their age. That could be crazy. They're only gonna date a man that's not their age if they're already established. So at the end of the day, they want your money. Yeah, but nobody might want you though.
SPEAKER_05I wouldn't date a girl that yeah, I wouldn't date nobody that's gonna be like that. So hold on, hold up. First of all, but this hold up. This is a big leap. You jump to building there's people that just want to fuck. Yeah. So if a chick is 27 years old, then why would you even act like she wanted wait? She didn't even act like then she might not even entertain being your girlfriend. Yeah, but she was sure enough. Hold up, she might not entertain none of that. She could just see a nigga like Slice at the motherfucking reunion of the school and was like, yo, pop, let's get it in, nigga.
SPEAKER_02So so she just trying to fuck the nigga. I'm gonna tell you. And April the 10th, and April the motherfucking 10th, they're gonna be grabbing these niggas' dicks and you know, you know why?
SPEAKER_01Cause she gonna because they gonna be like, oh, I love to talk heavy cop podcast. When they getting money, and I'm about to, what you talking about? I'm telling y'all, I'm telling y'all right now. If it's an 18 to 25 year old, right and a 25-year-old and usually Ruby Rose is not fucking with me.
SPEAKER_03I wouldn't fuck a 20. I wouldn't fuck a 20 yeah. Bro, how long have I been saying this on the show? But if Ruby Rose walked in your bedroom butt ass, I don't even know who the fuck that is. No. You're gay.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm gonna get you. I just I just like you gotta understand, I'm of a certain age, right? So is I have a cutoff age to where it's just like Yeah, you gotta think it's a pedophilia. It's not pedophilia. We have to be unauto wake up. I feel like it's a child to be.
SPEAKER_05You know me.
SPEAKER_04I gotta be clear. I always gotta be extra clear. I gotta be extra clear when it comes to platforms, man. Don't let that be clear to me. Last time he was clear. No, we ain't finished the episode.
SPEAKER_05No, we gotta be so clear because GB, Slice called, Slice called, um, you don't you don't have a microphone, you don't? Uh Slice called GB's dad a pedophile.
SPEAKER_04Oh, yeah. And this is a viral clip right now. Wait, wait, I just want to be clear. Hold on.
SPEAKER_05This is why I want to make sure to make this clear, right? There's a difference between I think a pedophile nigga wants to fuck judge. No, but people, he, you, you're in the comics explaining to people. Yo, it's a joke. But the pedophiles want to fuck uh uh uh uh child bodies. Uh niggas that was fucking with a fuck niggas that's fucking with fully grown women, supermodels that are 25 years old, right? That's a if a nigga is anything immoral about it, it's that he's looking at her like she ain't learnt a whole bunch, but his physical attraction is to fully develop women in their prime status. That's what that's the difference.
SPEAKER_01So what you're saying is what makes somebody a pedophile is based on the physical. Like, that's a hold on, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_05That's that's not true. No, no, no, no, but no, no, no, no. GB's never fucking bomb if she was 16 and he was 21. Hold on, wait. It's a it's a fact.
SPEAKER_00What's that? A five-year difference? Yeah.
SPEAKER_05Hold on, hold up. But no, but that's words have meanings, and that's the scariest part about today's time is like people make their own definition. If a man is 70 years old and he's fucking with a chick and the chick is 27 years old or whatever, he's doing that. That that doesn't, he's not a pedophile, he doesn't like chicken. He likes women, he likes women in their prime in their prime. This is what it is with. Who the fuck does it? We have physical prime.
SPEAKER_02But I have a I have a cutoff age just because I have a daughter, right? And because I have a daughter.
SPEAKER_01It's not because you're not into mental coercion.
SPEAKER_03I've been thinking about it. You're going off a being with them and conversating and shit. No, I'm talking about fucking it. No, I'm talking about, bro. There's no way, bro. There's bad, there's badass 24 years old.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but it's also badass 30-year-olds. It's also badass 35 years old.
SPEAKER_03But you gotta think about it.
SPEAKER_02Look at it like this, bro. I already had that, I had that era of my life. He had the experience over that. I had that experience, bro.
SPEAKER_03You still don't unsee that this girl. No, no, no. Hold on, wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_05There's no way you don't. That's two separate things. And that's why, and that's and hold on, that's why I have the two separate arguments. I do think it's rarer for a nigga to be like, he can't see that she's bad. I think that that's more of a thing a nigga puts in itself. No, a nigga could be like, no, that's a woman in her prime. She's the baddest she's ever gonna be. Now, for my personal moral code, I feel like I got a mental advantage over this person, so I won't fuck with them. For a nigga to act like he sees uh the uh the who's the Cindy Crawford, whoever was the biggest model in the world at their prime. Right? I know she's attractive. You know that is ideal, and how I know you know is if you owned a company and you gotta sell some motherfucking swimsuits, you don't say because you 60 years old, let me get all 40-year-old models because I feel weird getting the 24 uh uh year old dime. No, you know that the 24-year-old dime is the best looking specimen, even though you wouldn't have sex with them because your own moral code.
SPEAKER_02You can see a chick, let's say you see a chick that's 55. She bad. She she in great shape, she still don't look her age or whatever, but she's 55. You could look at her and see, like, yo, she's attractive, but that don't mean you want to fuck her. But he could also be like, I would though. I would want to. He's saying that.
SPEAKER_01Everybody's attracting.
SPEAKER_03But I wouldn't be with a lot of people. I would that wouldn't be my girlfriend. But if she wants to fuck me and she's bad, yes, I would fuck her. And I know niggas that think like that too.
SPEAKER_02It's crazy because I have that, I think that way on the opposite end too. There's there's unless I grow old with a person, there's never a scenario where I would fuck a chick that's 60.
SPEAKER_07I agree. So I'm gonna go. There's never a scenario. JLo, J-Lo's up there.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, but I would I'm like I'm not attracted to JLo.
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_02I'm not attracted to that. I'm not attracted to the J. Okay, you're with J-Lo.
SPEAKER_01I think it's I think it's kind of unfair to say that because you're not 60 yet.
SPEAKER_02I yeah, but when I'm 60, I'm not gonna want to fuck nobody 60. Yeah, I'm gonna be able to do that.
SPEAKER_01But you don't, but you don't, but I don't I don't think that you actually know this.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, I think a nigga does know it. Now how you know? How? And this is why. Because as you aged, you start seeing less and less bitches you would fuck at the age you are. So so now that niggas is 50, right? This boy. Now that we we 50-year-old niggas, I'll be 49 this year. So now that we 50-year-old niggas, we can see we can see uh, like, yo, there's not many bitches my age that I would want to touch. Them bitches don't look, they not in shape, they not in their prime, they don't look a certain type of way. And that is going that gap is gonna keep on growing and growing and growing and growing and growing.
SPEAKER_01Well, that explains why it's so many men over 50 in them nursing homes. Because see, this is what I'm trying to tell y'all. The only way the young girls that is gonna continue to be with you is if you giving up that money. And if you are, who cares? Why do you think this? Because the truth, because I know, because I because I know let me tell you something. I know a lot, I know a lot of women. I'm not saying it ain't a lot of people. I'm just saying, I know a lot of women. You wanna go to the house? I know a lot of women.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna let you go first. Go ahead. So here's the thing. I've been with more women than you, right? Of course. Absolutely. So I kind of um Yeah, you're crazy. So I know, I know how women think, right?
SPEAKER_01More than I know how women think.
SPEAKER_02Yes.
SPEAKER_05Yes, because you're one woman and he's dealing with. Like he's personal.
SPEAKER_01But I have a woman brain. One. But he knows about women.
SPEAKER_05You have your so this is.
SPEAKER_01In the collection of people, the girls that I know.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, but you're not going to be putting your dick in there. Listen, we are living with these people in intimate scenarios. I'm watching these women. Delude y'all. It's not talking about. So hold on, hold on, hold on.
SPEAKER_01I'm watching them put them through the window. I'm watching them make them pay their business.
SPEAKER_02How many women do you think you know like that?
SPEAKER_01Ten off the top of my head.
SPEAKER_02You've been with hundreds of women.
SPEAKER_01I said off the top of my head. Hundreds.
SPEAKER_02I've been with hundreds of women.
SPEAKER_01You've been with hundreds of women not at 49 and not at 50. 800. So unless you was with 100 women this year, then what that means? 830. You've been with hundreds of women over the course of time. You're about to hit your anti prime next year.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, how many women you said that was that what that you know? 10 right off the bat. Okay, that was a good one. So you fit this year. This is a fact. Okay, so let's just say this though. I'm just trying to.
SPEAKER_01That's fine, right? You 49. You don't look 49, which is cool. You 49, you don't look 49. You didn't even, you didn't even hit 50 yet. Right. But what I'm saying is this when that decline starts happening, have your wallet open. No. And then you can continue to do whatever you do.
SPEAKER_02I'm still GB. So at the end of the day, I'm not just social capital.
SPEAKER_01You still spending something.
SPEAKER_02You don't, you don't have to do that.
SPEAKER_05No, no, hold on. So now you go crazy. We can't go off technicalities. This is what you gotta realize. That at the end of the day, these are facts of life. That nobody, there's women, there's a large pool of them. And that large pool of them fuck with a small amount of the niggas, man. And this is just with just speaking as being truthful, not speaking as bragging. I've been out the game a long time, babe. I love you. You already know what it is. I just gotta make that statement. We was part of them selective niggas that had all the bitches. If it was a motherfucker, that means that before cameras, before everything, when niggas ain't have money in their pocket, it would be a crew of niggas, and it's it's 13 of us that chill. And when them bitches is around, or we at the party, how many of these drones was all my drones that I collected over the years that I bring to the party, and maybe three of us deal with women and that never five years. And look, and what I'm saying is that never changes. It does change. So now what happens is when you're 55 years old, like my grandpa, right? He was one of those niggas, fucked up, because that's where he fucked up, left my dad all in the jungle. He was one of those niggas. That's how my grandpa ended up being a nigga that was way older than his wife. So what I'm saying is this a nigga like GB could be, let's say GB hit his decline at 56. Let's say that happened. But now he got him a joint that's 41.
SPEAKER_01Okay, so but this is my thing, and this is this is what I want y'all to know, right? So GB might be able to do that. Cool, good for GB, right? But there are a ridiculous amount of 50-year-old plus men in nursing homes with nobody that'll visit them. Nobody, you're again, your value. I'm not saying that nobody's not gonna like you. Your value declines significantly, 50 plus. And the problem is that there is not enough men that know that. So men start talking in their 50s like they 40, because they think that it lasts forever. And it's not that judgment. And hold up, hold up. And the more you think that, the more you play yourself because eventually, by the time you hit 58, that means that if you definitely not come in from with money, they definitely not gonna be with you because nobody wants to be a wet nurse to a broken.
SPEAKER_02So think about this. Let me let me go. So think about this. So think about this. When I was 25, right, I used to feel like when I when I I when you was in your 20s, you felt like 40s was super old. That's how I feel right now, right? So when I got so I was like, but damn, when I when I get that old, I I ain't gonna, you know, it ain't gonna be the same. I'm gonna I'm gonna decline, I ain't gonna be able to get chicks. I started being able to get more chicks.
SPEAKER_0140 is the peak.
SPEAKER_02Is is yes, that makes sense. But see, think about it. It's a it's a significantly amount more of women in this country than it is men. Y'all outnumber us. So we have so we have more options.
SPEAKER_01But just like y'all, but just like y'all said, the women, they're not really caring about how lonely they were, because if they are, they wouldn't fuck with the same 10% of niggas. So at some point, you're not in that 10% anymore. So you've aged out. So they gonna go for the men.
SPEAKER_02Niggas don't really so here's niggas don't think forward that much, right? Niggas don't give a fuck who's gonna be there for money in a nursing home. When I'm in a nursing home, I'm in a nursing home. Of course they don't. Niggas don't really care. Yeah, and then they're I'm in a nursing home. What difference does it make if I got a random nurse wiping my ass or my girl wiping my ass? No, that's not. I'm getting my ass wiped.
SPEAKER_01No, no, being being lonely in a nursing home is is a thing. If you have a if you had a wife or a girl who was still with you, you might not be in a nursing home. They might have you there.
SPEAKER_07Go ahead, go ahead, go ahead. It's a misconception that these women are all about a dollar when you get to a certain age. And I know you don't think it's a lot of lonely women, most of the baddies at this age right now are lonely, sad baddies at home. That on this show, I hate to say it, most of them talking about we talk to them every week. A nigga gotta have money. For years. And they gotta have this, and they live in most of their life.
SPEAKER_02At least 200 women.
SPEAKER_07No, they live in most of their life. What I'm saying is lonely, and and I don't want to say broke, but not getting money from niggas. This is this is what I'm gonna say to you.
SPEAKER_01I'm not saying that that isn't a reality for a lot of women. What I'm saying to you is that when you are 50 plus, that 25-year-old is with you because you have social capital or financial capital. Can I go with that? I'm not talking about when you, I'm not talking about when you're 50 and the woman is 40, or when you're 50 and women. I'm saying in the same, the same way that men feel about women in their 30s is the exact way that women feel about men in their 50s. You can see a woman that's 35 and she could be bad, and you could be like, but I remember when she was 25, she was the baddest, and now she's 35 and she bad, but if she's competing with these 25-year-olds, she might not be. And the same, and that's the same way that the women look at the men. It's like, okay, you 50 and you was that nigga when you was 40, but guess what? There's niggas that's 40, and that's that nigga, and I'll choose that nigga over you.
SPEAKER_02I don't know. My pop was 67 years old, still fucking bitches, 35, and that nigga ain't had no money. So this is the important part of it.
SPEAKER_05That's this was this is the important thing. What is the quality? Hold on. So this is the this is the important part about it. Everybody talks this money shit in this new social media era, but we all we all grew up and I'm from Camden, New Jersey. Ain't nobody fucking rich. So I'm from the most poorest city in America at one point, like literally, Time magazine. This is the poorest city in America. Guess what? You ain't supposed to have got no play. Yes, sir. Poorest city in America still got bad bitches and fucked up bitches. The world is the same everywhere. So even in a world where there is no money, social currency and currency, two different things. So I don't think they're two different things. No, they're definitely currency. No, no, no, no, it's not. Because a man being able to get bitches because he got a dynamic personality that makes people all fuck with him and makes them popular is dope. I was born here too.
SPEAKER_01No, and and and then you get privilege by proximity, which is it does matter because if you if you if you live in Camden, if you live in Camden and everybody's broke, right? Let's say everybody got five dollars. Everybody, right? But you but but you are more popular, right? Now everybody got five dollars, but you more popular. So that means that by your being more popular, if if somebody got a party or somebody got a sell something, or somebody, we, because they selling to you, you get it cheap cheaper. Because you're who you are, we get invited to more parties. Because who you are. So I at the end of the day, I still get privilege by proximity. That privilege by proximity can still feed me, can still get me things situations.
SPEAKER_07Good, go ahead, go ahead. And this is only because of my personality, right? Go ahead, my I've been cheap my whole life, right? He's the worst. He will not spin a dumb. Cheapest nigga I know. Nigga, pick up money at the strip club. I've never had a problem getting cheap, right? I'm not bringing on strip.
SPEAKER_03He made money in the strip club. I make money when I go to the strip club.
SPEAKER_07I'm not stealing. 100 pocket. If it's on the floor, it's for them. This is real. This is real. This is real. What is wrong with y'all? This is what I'm saying. I've been blessed to be a kind person. I've been blessed to have charisma. I've been blessed to have character that women are attracted to. And so therefore, and I'm old too. I'm pushing 47. So we all headed to the 50 range, right? At some point, I haven't seen it change. There are gonna maybe not 25. Maybe not. That's what I'm saying. I'm not saying it's not, it's gonna be no women that don't like you. That's not what I'm saying. That's looking for love. Why not? They exist. They exist. Whether you think they exist, no, no, no. You're a thousand percent right. And then that's small chances.
SPEAKER_01And in that small chance, and you know, and that's exactly how women think. Do you? Because women are the same way. They be like, okay, I might be 35, I might be 40, but that doesn't mean I gotta settle for blah, blah, blah. There's gonna be some 25-year-old nigga, there's gonna be some 40-year-old nigga that wanna be with me. All I'm saying is it's the same. I'm not saying that, oh my god, you 50, nobody wants you. That's not what I'm saying. That's just the stupidest somebody being like, oh girl, you're 30, nobody wants you. That's not true. Now, again, if we talk about social value, and 50 your social value go down.
SPEAKER_05So, but I'm saying also social value, social value is something that can cut now. If your social value came from having money, right? Because that could be a thing. A person could be famous for having money. That's what happened with the Paris Hilton's and the Kim Card. Like this, this is that's where the social light term came from. But before that point, my boy taught me this because I said something about a rapper one day when we was young, and I it wasn't Jay-Z, but whatever it was, he he said, let's use Jay-Z. He was like, Yeah, but Jay-Z, Jay-Z because he Jay-Z. He was like, I want you to repeat that in your head over and over again. That's what he told me. He said, Jay-Z, Jay-Z for you, Jay-Z. You can't say this bitch is fucking with Jay-Z because he Jay-Z. He was like, but why is he Jay-Z? He made himself Jay-Z. So the special thing about a person's personality that makes them this person that the whole town fuck with like that, it's not just a girl looking at him and saying everybody else fucks with him. She sees some of that glow too. And women in general, when a person walk around somewhere and they move somewhere, women always move to the way that other men move around a man. Period. The same way you probably couldn't fuck with a man who every man in the town disrespected. I don't care if he was the nicest man in the world. I feel like I agree with you.
SPEAKER_01You didn't say anything different than what I said. What I'm saying to you again.
SPEAKER_03Do you think that the podcast gave you more light with women than the I'm talking about the fame and all that shit because we're talking about viral clips. We're talking about everything that this podcast did. I was famous.
SPEAKER_02I was famous before this. So from football. I was famous for football.
SPEAKER_03So you always so it's this ain't nothing new to you.
SPEAKER_02Bro, before I lived a very unique life. We talked about this on many pods, right? Before before this, I was a famous football coach. Before that, from being a teenager, I was always lit. I had a car when I was 15. I had an apartment when I was 15. I I like I didn't really grow up with grown-ups. You know what I'm saying? So I always been able to do whatever the fuck I wanted to do. I always had bread. So at the end of the day, I always kind of looked at myself as like I'm that nigga.
SPEAKER_03So you're in like the top 1%.
SPEAKER_02No, because I'm not rich. No, but I'm not, but if I'm not rich, but my mentality and the way I carry myself, my mentality and the way that I carry myself, there's niggas, right, that got way more money than me, but don't have the ability to get the women that I'm able to get. Just because a lot of those niggas don't have personality. I don't lead, I don't gotta lead with how much bread I got. Is it some women like you because of your personality? Absolutely. More women approach me than I approach women.
SPEAKER_03Right.
SPEAKER_02So if you if you if I show you my DMs right now, my you know what my DMs look like. My DMs look like a woman's DMs look like. And it and it was like that.
SPEAKER_05Very aggressive women begging to suck your dick. We've seen that. That's that's we're gonna be.
SPEAKER_01So at the end of the day. Well, this is the thing. In in those in those women, right, who like you for your personality, like, cool. I'm not saying that there aren't women. The women that like you for your personality quality women, cool, boom. But all I'm saying is that in the same way that you are that nigga and you that nigga at 49, there's a nigga that's 30, that's that nigga at 30, there's a nigga that's that nigga at 25. You got five years old.
SPEAKER_05And if a 25-year-old is picking who is that nigga, and that's because she's not there. Because she's stuck on the 25 number instead of the draft like this, right? The nigga is moving up like this. This this the this doesn't trail behind. So if this number right here is 25 and 40, right? When this joint jumps up 15 years and them numbers switch, those same people is still there. The nigga's not trying to pull all the way down to 25 and 20. No, no, no, no, no. So you still see what you're saying? Yo, so you still feel lit as a 60-year-old nigga that could bag a food to me, it's just a number, bro.
SPEAKER_01But that's the thing though, and I'm cool, and I'm cool that you say it there, right? But the problem is this, right? The problem is if you say, if you're 50, right? And now, and now your version of 25, let's say, is 35.
SPEAKER_00Right.
SPEAKER_01Right? But y'all just said, not y'all, but just society said that women over 30 isn't anything. So that means that you getting that 35-year-old still means nothing. But I'm just I'm I'm only talking about it. But I don't talk about it.
SPEAKER_02I don't go off of go ahead. I'm gonna finish.
SPEAKER_01Yeah, I'm gonna say I'm only talking about, I'm only talking about in the in the in the social world of what of what value is. So as your value lowered, then you went with the girl with the lower value. And if you go with the girl with the high value, which again, I'm going back to the 25 years, then you're gonna spend some money. That's all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_02So, but the thing about it is like Deb said, that number rises when your number rises. I've already done, I've already had that. I've the 25-year-olds, I've already been through that phase. I've had that already. I agree for me, meaning the value of that lost in a different way. Yeah, so for me, I'm I'll I'll be 49, I'll be 49 this year. I have no trouble getting 25-year-olds is just a part of my moral code, right? So I prefer a th I prefer a 35-year-old now, but 10 years ago, maybe I didn't. So as as the the the age of the women increases as my age increases, which is why I said there's probably never a point in time where I will be with a 65-year-old. Because when because even when I'm 80, I may want 50 year olds.
SPEAKER_01So when you're 60, so when you're 60, you think that a 45-year-old will want to be with you at 60?
SPEAKER_02Yes, but let me tell you why. Because I'm saying it.
SPEAKER_01It still goes by damn insignificantly. Because nobody wants to be a wet nurse. I'm telling you.
SPEAKER_02Listen, at 67 years old. At 67 years old. I'm watching mad niggas do it right now. I'm watching, I'm I watch my nigga. And I'm watching.
SPEAKER_01And that's fine. But let me ask you a question, though, because I'm gonna tell you how about it. And that's fine. But let me tell you this. Either one, your dad is spending money, which is cool. And then he don't have money, which is kudos to him. He doesn't have money, which is cool.
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SPEAKER_01Either your dad is spending money, which is kudos to him. The only time that I have ever, in in, you know, whatever. The only time I've ever seen a woman who might be like 40 something that'll deal with a man is like that's like 60 something, like that's her choice, is if he's really sick and she about to get that, she about to get that money, because let's say he's about to die or two. Do he's sick in the lonely ass 40 plus yeah. Yes, in those lonely 40 years, just like y'all said earlier. Women, just because they lonely, don't all of a sudden be like, oh, let me go for the average person. They all going for the top 10%. Y'all literally just said that.
SPEAKER_06So, so no, no, so wait, wait, wait.
SPEAKER_05So I think this is where we're we're we're where I'm I'm getting twisted at I think that the picture that she's painting of the new 60-year-old black man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're not the same. A 60-year-old black man right now, the way she's painting it in her head, she's talking about being in a nursing home wet nursing. No, no, I'm not talking about all of them. No, but in general, you've you've said it literally 27 times. Because there's a lot of men in there. So what I'm saying is 60 years old. We're talking about 60 years old.
SPEAKER_01We could talk about 60.
SPEAKER_05Our dads, our dads, our dads are 70s, almost 80 years old.
SPEAKER_01And that's blessing for your dad. But what is the life expectancy? And if we're gonna keep it real, because you're a black man, what is the life expectancy for for a black man? It's 60? It's it's probably 70, somewhere between 65 and 70. And nobody wants to be a white man.
SPEAKER_05So he That's men.
SPEAKER_00The life expectancy for women is out of the way.
SPEAKER_05Everything you're saying, so everything you're saying is completely a fact just by the math. This is just logic. We can't even, it's it's logic. If you're saying niggas gonna tap out at 70, and I'm watching niggas is rolling around perfectly good at 60 years old, strong as fuck, at 60 year old, 60-year-old black dude that's in my regular shape.
SPEAKER_01But if the life expectancy is showing you that that is not true on a global scale, if that is true in your reality, that's fine. My dad is 60. I'm about dead right now. I'm talking about my stepdad. My dad is 61. And my and my girlfriends, and my girlfriends think that my dad is fine as hell. And and I know that my dad, and I know that my dad is healthy, right? And I think that's great. But this is what I will say. Out of all of my girlfriends, out of all of my girlfriends, and I see everybody's dad, even my guy friends, and I see everybody's dads, I'ma tell you right now, 90% of them are not fuckable. They're not.
SPEAKER_03I mean, I don't like how y'all are aging shit up. I'm saying people, I know 20-year-olds that are way more mature than like 40-year-olds. So the way that y'all are aging, like bragging shit up, saying how you would never fuck a 25-year-old, bro. There's females, there's there's 25-year-olds that are way more mature than 40 years old.
SPEAKER_02Doesn't matter, though. It's a it's a moral code that I have. I've been saying it, I've been saying this shit for 10 years, bro.
SPEAKER_05So this is a clear thing, too. There's morals and there's ethics, right? Morals is something that you make a code for yourself. Ethics is just what's right or wrong across the board. If he makes his own moral code that for me, I can't deal with a woman that's the age of my daughter. That's his moral code. You feel what I'm saying? He designed that for his own.
SPEAKER_03Well, she can still have a brain of a fucking 20-year-old. It's not about how she looks. I'm talking about her mindset, though. I'm not even talking about how she looks. I'm talking about how her mindset. I don't want to.
SPEAKER_02That's cool. Yeah.
SPEAKER_05But that's just not, it's just like no, because that's a 100% note. Because what you're saying, 100% fact. I definitely was fucking with bitches that was 33 years old and they was complete. No, I'm saying no, they were retarded now. They was retarded compared to gonna retarded compared to the girlfriend that I had when I was 24 years old.
SPEAKER_02Because it's women right now in their 20s that got more resources, right? So they it's easier to actually be smarter now, right? So you got you got online classes, you got a lot of different shit that you got more experiences faster. So it's easier now to be smarter than it is from our age. When we was 20 women now, they probably are smarter than we were when we were in our 20s just because of the technology and they have more life experience, they see more.
SPEAKER_05And if we talk it, this is the craziest part. Like, even when we talking about stuff like these that's why I'm so uh passionate about words, because words sound a certain way. You know, the people used to say the word grooming. Grooming was like something you did for like a president, like you groomed somebody to be a good football player. It was a it was a good turn. It was a yeah, it was a good turn. Now when that term got put on the thing, people think the word only means when you say grooming is for manipulation of a fucking Yeah, like yeah, yeah. So younger boy, yeah, yeah.
SPEAKER_07Groom a young man too.
SPEAKER_05Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stuff like that. You know what I'm saying? So so those words are um are very important. I think that there's situations that could be women, a woman could be 24 years old, got her shit together, have the right mindset. Another bitch could be 33 years old, still in a club, fighting the same way on a predator standpoint. Why isn't a man considered a predator, right? Obviously, we know the answer. We just having conversations, y'all. Uh if a man preys on old bitches that I know shorty was married, she was out the game from motherfucking 20 to 36 years old, and now she back on the street. This bitch is easier to fuck than a girl that's in her prime 24 years old. This 36 year old bitch, way easier to fuck, man. No, no, no, no. She's way easier to fucking fuck. So uh uh the same nigga, right? Let's say that nigga was her 40. That same nigga would be looked at as cool with him praying, right? Right manipulating the 36-year-old because uh they the same age. He actually it would be more difficult for him to do that with the john that's 26 in her prime. The joint that's 36 is just like they had a free moment away from the kids. They they they their their life is so fucked up, they feel like they wasted time, they they're they're desperate in certain ways, and niggas can pray on that. So there's always and another dude might have a moral code on that. He might say, nah, I'll fuck with a grown woman that's uh bad in her prime before I take advantage of this 40-year-old joint that I know just neat, she lonely. So I know I could run down on her, and I could do some dumb shit because she just went through a divorce. She don't want to get she ain't got talking, she ain't got fucked by a different nigga in 15 years. So it was a big leap for her to give me the pussy. Now I could do whatever I want on this bitch, and she don't want to fuck new niggas. She just got comfortable being naked around a new man for the first time. So there's a lot of different ways that people could manipulate or be predatory. You know what I mean?
SPEAKER_03So what's the youngest you'll fuck? 18. I'll f I'm 27. I would fuck an 18-year-old. He's young. I wouldn't be with an 18-year-old, though. Why would you say that? See, that's what I was that's what I was about to say. That's exactly what I was about to say. Because it would it would get looked at like wrong. Like I don't know. Like, I just didn't. No, I couldn't imagine me as as a 27-year-old, what me and an 18-year-old have in common, that that we can go back and forth with conversation. I think it would only be based off love.
SPEAKER_07Can I keep it real?
SPEAKER_03I did when I was saying what I'm saying. When I was out there. But I would still fuck them. I was still emotional. That's what I'm saying.
SPEAKER_07And that's why I'm agreeing with him. There was younger girls that I would fuck, right? Off of physical attraction, whatever. Like the age thing, my age is lower than GBs, right? But when I was. Not by a lot, nigga. Don't say it like that. But when I was fucking But when I was around them, just even their slang begin to irk you.
SPEAKER_02Irk you. 100%. Exactly. Exactly.
SPEAKER_03So this shit right here, yo. Clock it. This shit. But there's bitches, there's bitches that are 30 that when I fuck them, I'm like, bro, right. Once I bust, get out.
SPEAKER_07But I'm trying to tell you, there is a maturity thing that affects me even wanting to be around them. Yeah. So like even if I fucked her the first time, I probably don't want to be around her because she's irking. Yeah.
SPEAKER_01Right. And then at that point, that's when your moral code has to be in there because that means that you don't want to just use somebody for their body.
SPEAKER_02My moral code comes before the fuck.
SPEAKER_01But she might be a nigga.
SPEAKER_05But the thing is, niggas was using so this is where it's the moral code. A nigga was using bitches for their body when they were the same age. So when a nigga was 25 and 25, 26 is 25.
SPEAKER_01But this is the thing, but this is the thing though, right? The one thing that we can at least agree upon is that whatever with the difference between an eight-year, 18-year-old, excuse me, and a 33-year-old, even if one is immature and whatever, we know that one has a longer lived experience. Yes, I go with that. Right? And when you have and so to prey on, and I and I'm gonna use that. Sometimes it's real, sometimes not. Use the word. When you when you prey on somebody who is 18 years old, 25, I'm not even, I'm not, I'm gonna say under 25. I think 25 for me, you're you you at 25, you should be She's going with the science of the frontal lobe.
SPEAKER_05She's going with frontal lobe, you know, because of frontal lobe science. You're brain fully developed.
SPEAKER_01So so I will say this. If somebody who has experience dating older men, and I have since I was very young, I realized that even if you are, even if you are like there for the right reasons, even if you are like super, super smart, because you don't have experience in certain things, it's easier to be manipulated into things. And I don't even mean nothing crazy. I mean something, I mean something small. Because I had a I my boyfriend and I were 11 years apart. And I want to say I was probably like 21. And I'm, as y'all can see, I'm a very boisterous person. It's not like nobody ever was like, do this or you out. It was never like that. But it would be like things like if I was out with my girlfriends, and this is before Uber, but if I was out with my girlfriends and I'd be like, babe, can you pick me up? He'd be like, Well, if you want to ride, you better be done at 11 o'clock. Or if you were like, he would never be like, you not allowed to hang out with your girlfriends, but he would do things like this. If I would be like, Oh, I'm about to go on this trip with my girlfriends, he'd be like, That's so crazy you was about to go on that trip because I just got this money. Oh, I was gonna run it up at sex tomorrow. But I mean, if you wanna go on that trip, or like, or like different things, or like different things where where let's say I had went, I went to work and then I came home and then he came home. And let's say I was like watching reality TV. I'm fucking 21. That's what 22. That's what that's what we do. I'm watching reality TV, and he'd be like, damn, this is crazy. He'd be like, I could tell you didn't grow up around blah blah blah, because you know, usually women are cooking around this time. Usually what like he would never be like, oh, you have to do this. He was dropping. But he would, but he would exactly grooming you. Exactly. And it's but it's easier to it was easier to do because I didn't have experience. Because I didn't, it wasn't that I wasn't smart or that I was I literally just didn't have the experience. You know your problem? So what's my problem?
SPEAKER_02You've been pretty for too long. Yeah. You've been pretty for too long. You got a pretty girl brain. I'll tell you. No, pretty girls and ugly girls think differently. Yeah. What? Yeah, y'all do. 100%.
SPEAKER_08Yo, let me tell you this.
SPEAKER_02That's a 50-year-old brain, Dad.
SPEAKER_04Manipulation fee. Listen, yo, I just had to show y'all a real time.
SPEAKER_05No, no, no, but this is no, it's real. How? No, but I don't know. I'm gonna tell you how. So it's funny because what she's actually arguing, right? No, and this is a great argument that I want that I want to stick. I want this to stick here. Is that what she's actually arguing is that the manipulation works the opposite way. What this woman just said is that's actually the young girl. What she's actually saying is the notion that the older man is the one controlling everything with the young girl, the young girl was actually taking advantage of the old man. Hold on, wait, that's important. This is important. So, so I've had this talk before where I was like, I feel like in a lot of the cases, the young Joan is not at all being manipulated. You said I'm gonna be able to do it. I said she's doing she's manipulating her. She's she's a grown woman that knows where she's at in her life. Like, I know that I'm young, but grown, but beautiful, but in the best shape I'm gonna ever be. And I'm about to drain this nigga of everything in him. But only pretty girls could do that.
SPEAKER_03Fat girls can't do that. That's what I'm trying to say. Nobody's tricking on the fat girl.
SPEAKER_01That's not true. Nobody's old men with heavy set women all the time.
SPEAKER_03And they still get no love. Y'all are y'all on anything. After like 275, you can't love a big thing. After 275, after the heart and not beat too much heart. There's not that much heart in the world.
SPEAKER_07Hey, listen, I gotta get back to the question, right? I don't like that. We went on a nice, a nice pre uh great conversation.
SPEAKER_02And I don't like it.
SPEAKER_07But you have this.
SPEAKER_02There's too much good shit. There's too much giving up too much good shit.
SPEAKER_07Listen, we al we already know, man. Alright, so go ahead.
SPEAKER_05Your girl wanted to show her pussy. End of story. Why are we going back to the phone?
SPEAKER_07So just tell him again. She's a whole though. He wanna know if he should be.
SPEAKER_02Is it breakup words?
SPEAKER_07That's what he's asking.
SPEAKER_02If a if if your girl showed her pussy goes to a nigga that she already knows a diner done by a nigga.
SPEAKER_05A nigga that she already knows. Fuck it if she don't know the nigga. No, no. I think it's worse. If if fucking things to be like, I actually know this thing and show it's a bigger, intimate thing.
SPEAKER_01But it's safer if she knows him.
SPEAKER_05No, no. Let me tell you something. If we already know each other, right? And you decide, right? And you we know each other already, and then I'm a piercer, and then you come to me and you like yo, Dev, so you know I mean, I was thinking, do you you you you pierce clits, right? Uh no matter what, nigga, he's gonna say yes. I'm about to do this. It's his first day on the job. He won't even do the shit. He don't even do it. He's gonna learn. It's like, even let's say I do, let's say I don't know. I always wanted to see this pussy. It's I'm about to see the pussy. This is cool, crazy.
SPEAKER_01But this is the thing though, right? Okay. So are you punishing the girl for the guy's thoughts, or if you're punishing the girl for the thoughts? She made the decision.
SPEAKER_07I'm punishing the girl lied. She lied about it.
SPEAKER_01So do you, but this is the thing though, right? Clearly, she she says, she said that she lied because she knew that he would overrun.
SPEAKER_07And whatever a woman said, whatever a woman said, you take his word. Why you lie to me? No, that's what she said. Didn't she say that? Yeah, she did say that. And so I'm saying she gave you that alibi, and because she's a woman, you think it's a validity. I didn't say that there was a validity. Oh, you asking me?
SPEAKER_01So this is what I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say, you as a man, if that's the if that's the line in the sin that you want to draw, just make sure that it's fair on every side. That's all I'm saying.
SPEAKER_03So you're saying line's okay as long as as long as if I'm gonna overreact or something, it's okay to lie.
SPEAKER_01No, what I'm saying to you is that if you lied to me because you think that I overreact, and then I lied to you because I think you overreact, and I didn't break up with you, but you want to break up with me. That's both.
SPEAKER_03I'm on your side with that, but that's not the situation. Hold on, hold on. Do we not?
SPEAKER_05The situation is this you didn't lie because you thought I was gonna overreact. You lied because you knew I was going to react. Exactly. Not overreact. I was gonna react to what you did. You know Tommy, and you decided to hit Tommy up and get your clip pierced by Tommy and come home to me and tell me you got it done at this girl store. You wanted to hide the interaction of what actually happened because you knew that it was a sketchy situation and you knew that I was reacting.
SPEAKER_01But this is what I'm trying to say. Sometimes, believe it or not, I know y'all not gonna believe this, but sometimes this this what looks like the sketchier situation to y'all might be the safest situation to us. For example, right? Let's say, no, no, no, let's say, let's say this, right? Let's say I have a I have a boyfriend, right? And let's say him and I are together, but I do something real crazy. We we're apart from each other, but I do something real crazy, and now I'm in jail. I gotta get, I gotta get out the jail. I gotta get out the prison. I need somebody to bail me out. Now, first I'm gonna call my man, be like, yo, please bail me out. And if he don't answer, the next person I gotta call is the person that's gonna be the quickest to get me out. It's who I know is gonna answer the phone. So women don't have to be a big thing. Wait, hold on, who is the dad? I'm just gonna go. Let me finish. Let me let me finish. Let me finish. You can call your dad.
SPEAKER_05Yes, I can call my dad.
SPEAKER_01I can. I'm gonna call my dad. But they're in a situation.
SPEAKER_05She's about to ask a nigga.
SPEAKER_01But they're a situation. Exactly. Wait, wait, wait, wait. This is what I'm saying. No, you can hypothetically. I'm only talking about hypothetically, I'm only I'm only talking about hypothetical. Okay. I can call my dad. For sure. I can call my girlfriend. For fucking sure. So I the the the resort for me having to call whoever might not be whatever. But depending on the situation. We only got niggas. Dependent. There are people who are not.
SPEAKER_03But the fact that you have somebody that will come bail you out of jail, bro. There's no no. What are you talking about? The fact that you have a connection with somebody that will come bail you out of jail. Listen. No. Absolutely not.
SPEAKER_05What jail are you in? I've never been to jail. Hold on. What jail are you in when you are you in a holding cell, right? And then this holding cell, what you getting raped in a holding cell? I don't know. Do you? No, no, no. I don't go to the city. There's no scenario when you get put in a roundhouse that you desperately to get out of here like you're in danger.
SPEAKER_01What if somebody in my hole got a knife or something?
SPEAKER_04You're not in the hole. You're not in the prison in your hole. You got a convention. I've never been to jail. You're at the precinct, bro.
SPEAKER_01I've never been to jail got together.
SPEAKER_04Listen, you're at the precinct. You just got locked up. It got looking like this inside. Like you're in no danger.
SPEAKER_00I just said I don't know how jail works. I've never been to jail.
SPEAKER_04There's no danger.
SPEAKER_01I've never been to jail. Unless you're saying, okay, all right. Let me give you a better scenario. Better scenario. Scenario. That's because I don't know jail.
SPEAKER_03Fine. We're gonna cook you any scenario, we give them a cookie.
SPEAKER_01You definitely have situations like that. But let's just say, okay, right? Let's say, let's say I'm driving home from Pittsburgh late at night.
SPEAKER_07This happened. It's dark. This is a real one. Pittsburgh. You know it's real.
SPEAKER_01This is not real. Okay, but let's say I'm driving home late at night, Pittsburgh. My car, right? In the fucking forest, right? It's dark out. I'm scared. I'm near by my fucking self.
SPEAKER_06In the mountains, but you need a mechanic.
SPEAKER_01I'm just saying. Let's say, uh, let's say, okay, cool. You call your dude. I'll call I I don't have a dad.
SPEAKER_03Okay.
SPEAKER_01I don't have a dad. So who you calling? I I'm gonna call whoever I think. Who is this? No, no, no. Who is that? Whoever the person is that can if if he's the person.
SPEAKER_03Why do you still got his number? Why you still gotta come? Why can you call him so easily and he can come up and he can come in and he's gonna come out and save you?
SPEAKER_01All I'm saying is that it's sometimes, sometimes, the inappropriate choice is the safest choice. My girl better walk up in my house.
SPEAKER_03You can get over his house, you can get all your shit out of my house, and you can bring your shit.
SPEAKER_05So, so so I'm gonna tell you why. So, this woman right here, man. First off, before we get out of here, can we get a round of applause for this lawyer right now?
SPEAKER_03Oh, 100%.
unknown100%.
SPEAKER_03Because this is what I appreciate.
SPEAKER_05No matter what the circumstances, man, she's down the rumble. You know what I mean? No matter what the logic is, she's down the rumble. Because what I'm gonna tell you right now, while I know you're you're a manipulator and you're a demon. And I'm gonna tell you why. Demon time. I'm gonna tell you why you're a demon. That come with being. You brought up a situation, right? This is why two things are not linear. You just brought up a situation where an accident happened. Things that you don't like, unforeseen circumstances. For sure. You didn't uns for uh uh unforeseen get your clip pierced. You made an appointment. So the safest thing, if the safer thing would have been, babe, I'm gonna go get my clip pierced, can come with me to the joint. Instead, what you did was you made lonely time with you and Johnny, clit, look you and Johnny. Yeah, with the phone and then lied to me about it, where if it was just this thing that was safe, you could have just said, babe, I'm getting this done for you.
SPEAKER_01Or you can do the safe choice and surprise your man, which is what she was trying to do in the first place. Obviously, not safe. I'm just saying what she said. Surprise, whatever. And the reason why going with somebody that she knows might be safer to her, let's say you never got pierced before, and you don't know, you don't know, you're going to go with somebody that you know has a good record of piercing whatever, somebody that you know doesn't have you know this person. I don't give her a pass on a ring and breakdown. I'm just saying, I'm just saying you you you you you go with somebody that you know, and then also you might you probably feel more as the girl, and I'm not talking about as the man on the receiving end, as the girl, you might feel more comfortable spreading your body part.
SPEAKER_03Spreading your pussy, and that's why we're not together, nigga. You and you're a freaky ass joan anyway. Because niggas don't even like that shit.
SPEAKER_01Why are you doing that? I would never get my vagina pieces. I stop No. I I stop at laser I was thinking about. I stop at laser hair removal.
SPEAKER_03I get that shit done. The Brazilian? No, laser wax.
SPEAKER_01No, you get you get waxed. I get my ass. Oh, good.
SPEAKER_03That shit's all that.
SPEAKER_01Listen, you get a little breeze back there.
SPEAKER_02What? When is your ass gonna be out?
SPEAKER_03You don't know. No, it's not. See, I'm gonna know. But you never know. You never know when that shit's gonna be out. You don't get your gooch lick? That shit, she gets all that. She waxes it, pull it. Yeah, I got my gooch lick, but I don't, it ain't ball. No, I got no hair down there. I got alopecia on my dick and my ass so.
SPEAKER_04Yo, I'm listening, man.
SPEAKER_03She gets her shit waxed. Yo, she's you don't have a microphone. Dad gets his head waxed.
SPEAKER_04Everybody's gonna be like, This is gonna be a worst sound of all time.
SPEAKER_07All I can say is this, man, I'm mad that I'm mad that we don't have more time. Yeah. So my but I'm very frustrated anyway. I'm gonna get out of here. Okay, so I said I was not breaking that way. I'm gonna say this to my woman. This fuck this show. I'm talking to my woman at home. I don't give a damn if you broke down underneath a volcano. Erupting. And hiatus. If I don't answer the hydus chasing your hands. If I don't answer the phone.
SPEAKER_02Burn up.
SPEAKER_03Just die.
SPEAKER_02You better die.
SPEAKER_07Please die.
SPEAKER_02You better ever call your ex nigga to come get you from out of there. Niggas wanna five. I wanna believe if I was in a relationship, I will, in my brain, I would want to believe that my girl don't even got her ex number. Exactly.
SPEAKER_01In my brain, even though I know she does, I'm glad that you don't. And I believe I'm glad that you believe this. But also let me say this, sis. Okay, if your man got them rules, cool. But that also means that if your man finds himself in a situation where his ex is the only person that can clear his name, he better go to jail. Because there's no reason why he should be talking to him. I like that. I like the cool difference. It's different.
SPEAKER_06It's not, it's not. It's different. She won that one. She won.
SPEAKER_07I'm gonna fuck it. I'm gonna fuck it. She won. And that's the end of the talk every podcast.