We take on Jurassic World, a terrifying hybrid creature that’s part disaster film, part morality play about a woman who refuses to have babies AND MUST BE ADMONISHED! Taking full advantage of the fact that Disney made Chris Pratt lose 70 pounds, this film has him rockin’ the tactical leather vest look. Will he tame the prehistoric forest and claim Claire as his cave bride? That’s what this movie is about, right?
We take on Jurassic World, a terrifying hybrid creature that’s part disaster film, part morality play about a woman who refuses to have babies AND MUST BE ADMONISHED! Taking full advantage of the fact that Disney made Chris Pratt lose 70 pounds, this film has him rockin’ the tactical leather vest look. Will he tame the prehistoric forest and claim Claire as his cave bride? That’s what this movie is about, right?