Is that a princess snake, or are you just happy to see us? This week, Ariel and Nick discuss The Dead Wife (which kinda seems like a riff on Orpheus) and Flower Queen's Daughter (which kinda feels like a riff on Persephone, who, let's face it, really does have her shit together). In addition, we'll discuss the merits of Door Dash vs Grindr when it comes to dating, contemplate how the awful possibility that people are learning to speak English from listening to our madness, all while Nick makes an off-color joke (surprise, that) about ovaries in jars. Also featuring brief cameos from editor Scott! No need to walk down a single road for three consecutive years; come in and get some tapioca pudding, doncha know.