00:37.88
braggchestercity
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die the podcast. We talk about songs so bad it makes you want to whisper threats to people's dogs.

00:47.21
Mad Dog
Whisper.

00:48.21
Ryan Beveridge
Not your own.

00:50.80
gav
Um, I'll fucking hate you.

00:50.47
braggchestercity
I just like the idea of you know, like you know people come up and they they lean down to Pat like a small dog but just sort of lean in whispering like you fucking piece of shit you fucking? yeah.

00:57.77
Ryan Beveridge
Ah, you piece of shit.

01:00.78
gav
Yeah I wouldn't have much trouble cutting off all 4 of your legs.

01:06.37
braggchestercity
Um, gonna fucking stab you in the fucking os.

01:09.37
gav
Um, did you ever um, did you ever read? Um American Psycho The Brett Eella book. Yeah, the bit with the dogs. Oh fuck. Ah but a book is fucking inside.

01:12.78
braggchestercity
Yes, yeah, yeah, it's fucked. Yeah, it's real fuck book. Yeah yeah, clifford.

01:17.81
Ryan Beveridge
Hey hey fighter never read that book. Ah the the movie all dogs go to heaven. Do you want you want to find in you want to see a you want see a big red dog. But.

01:27.57
gav
Ah, oh good damn good dame coming in hot.

01:29.69
braggchestercity
Ah, ah yeah, yeah, he's red because he's covered in blood. Yeah.

01:35.67
gav
I feel like it's not his own though. He's too covered in blood for that to be his own blood. You know what I meand I reckon he's been inside a corpse. That's what that's what's up with Clifford yeah, the big red dog. He's been. He's been in it. Yeah, he's been in a corpse. Oh yeah.

01:36.48
Ryan Beveridge
Embarrassed about the amount of blood. He's covered in.

01:39.49
braggchestercity
Yeah, Clifford the corpse dog fair enough big corpse. Okay, wait.

01:47.71
Ryan Beveridge
A big big corpse bigger than clifford.

01:51.56
Mad Dog
Big corpse.

01:54.66
gav
He's been inside a blue whale.

01:56.27
braggchestercity
We are doing lunch by Billy Eilish

02:12.85
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's a yeah, that's.

02:13.57
Ryan Beveridge
I'm thinking about you know that the simpsons bit where it's like mcganigal and he's like a little boy died I'm trying to eat my lunch.

02:22.75
gav
Um, yeah, ah.

02:23.83
braggchestercity
Yeah, we gotta go.

02:24.67
Mad Dog
Um, ah we're gonna go.

02:25.30
Ryan Beveridge
We go to try to eat my lunch over here.

02:30.55
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, okay Gavsy Trusty Gav Ah beverage is here. He's also trusty is.

02:36.60
gav
Um, what's up very excited for this one I'm here.

02:41.70
gav
Sometimes.

02:41.32
Ryan Beveridge
Yep I've ah I've spoken too much early on So I'm gonna back off I think from here.

02:47.32
braggchestercity
Oh Jason right? Okay, so alright, the audio format podcast I'm just not goingnna talk now mad dogs here. Oh fuck hell that Mark is hot. Alright yeah, maybe that's true. Um.

02:48.90
Ryan Beveridge
And I'll just give everyone else a chance to speak you know.

02:52.38
Mad Dog
Um.

02:53.86
gav
Um, oh Wow He's really going hard I think the dog chat might have offended him.

03:02.74
braggchestercity
Okay, southern's not here. He got arrested? Yeah yeah, yeah, um, like we know he's an idiot but ah he yeah he ordered like an uber he was gonna go Rob a um, what's that shitty store that's like over it.

03:06.60
gav
Um, ah yeah, it's well documented.

03:20.10
gav
Seven eleven

03:22.28
Ryan Beveridge
1 long take k next t j carli.

03:22.71
braggchestercity
Sure now and so what's a petrol station. It's like they sell cheat is it TJMax or something like yeah yeah, um, yeah, you've got dj carlet. He got a uber to TJMax

03:27.50
gav
Oh yeah, the one in the the use of the old bunnings building. Yeah T J Max yep

03:27.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:34.92
Mad Dog
There.

03:35.11
gav
So.

03:41.25
braggchestercity
And on the way there he was just telling the driver how he was going there to Rob the tj max. Um, so when the driver dropped him off. He just called the cops and when I just dropped the guy off. It's going to Rob the store and they went and arrested him. Yeah.

03:46.74
gav
Yeah.

03:50.90
Mad Dog
Then. Busy day today for your mate. Yeah I'm just on the way to Rob this motherfucker. A.

03:57.40
gav
That's pretty fair. Ah, that feels kind of like the really mild mild but it's that's surely the very mild version of that film. Um was it.

04:00.30
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, just off to off to a quick robbery. Yeah.

04:03.90
Ryan Beveridge
Just a way to Rob the t t k max t j max. Oh yeah, that's the 1

04:10.54
braggchestercity
Yeah, that so on Um, what's.

04:11.26
Mad Dog
Ah, teach it.

04:17.43
gav
Collateral what was that movie where the um the the taxi and and Jamie Fox yeah drive drives him around and it's doing a bunch of hits that night that's a fucking good movie actually is it there you go.

04:19.43
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah with Tom Cruise and that yeah yeah, he's a taxi driver that drives the assassin around. Yeah, it's great movie Michael it's a fucking Michael Mann movie it's fantastic yeah um yeah so ah, the. I'm always confused. How would you even Rob a giant department store like where can anyone find a counter at 1 of those places so you'd be just running around like a maniac in a huge store looking for people to Rob yeah.

04:41.90
gav
There's like 6 counters right? Yeah yeah, no.

04:47.47
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, he'd cut the candle like fuck got to the candle like put all the money in the bag. One of the tote bags that cost $2 for charity. Yeah.

04:51.53
gav
You'd have to stop individuals.

04:57.54
braggchestercity
Yeah, well so this you can't pay it this this counter this isn't a this count doesn't have a till. But yeah, yeah, Mark.

04:59.71
gav
Um, ah this this is a he ask.

05:02.97
Mad Dog
And everything everything's like knockoff brands as well like he just loads up on shoes and finds that they're like atticass or something when he gets a.

05:10.80
Ryan Beveridge
Me.

05:12.17
gav
Yeah, gets gets some rises. He's got a tote bag full of Australian Doers instead of dollars fuck.

05:16.63
braggchestercity
Um.

05:19.40
Ryan Beveridge
This.

05:22.66
Mad Dog
Do.

05:24.23
braggchestercity
Ah, ah, there's a okay so here we go Billy Eilish lunch um I think it's part of the song trilogy of meals in the day. So yeah, maybe we can work on breakfast and yeah dinner.

05:36.60
gav
Breakfast at Tiffany's or something.

05:37.40
Ryan Beveridge
Who done that one.

05:40.45
braggchestercity
I Don't know no isn't this How isn't this a male themed album. Oh interesting. Okay, right.

05:46.78
gav
Ah, no I mean it can be anything's in meal themed album if you try hard enough. Ah.

05:51.15
Ryan Beveridge
You listen to this song and you stopped and you're like okay I get what's going on here.

05:56.48
braggchestercity
Ah, yeah, okay, ah, okay, the introgue yeah say I told you yeah yeah, ah intro goes. Oh but yeah.

06:00.39
gav
There's ah, there's sorry sorry there's a track called the diner If that's perhaps what you're referring to that's one end. But anyway that's all right diner.

06:12.30
Ryan Beveridge
Culinary.

06:13.40
gav
All right I Really want to break this one down. Um that yes.

06:15.31
braggchestercity
Yeah, do you think it's a start of the Mcdonald's like mm dear. Do you do that before you eat lunch.

06:19.78
Ryan Beveridge
No, it's just what you say It's what you say before you eat your lunch mm yep.

06:24.61
Mad Dog
Earth. Yeah.

06:29.40
gav
I Usually just breathe real heavy and maybe just a little bit of drawl starts to run down like yeah I get I get real gross about lunch.

06:29.57
Ryan Beveridge
You? mmm.

06:31.88
braggchestercity
Ah.

06:37.30
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, you know like you get ah you get a waft of what's cooking and your body floats over to the source of the cooking and then you go mm.

06:37.77
braggchestercity
Ah, Gavin's must Gavin must be on lunch. That's right I've seen that happen before yeah, that's right? Yeah yeah, this is a theme for cannibalism isn't it.

06:41.39
gav
Ah, ah and you look and it's a 20 year old girl just cooking away in the pan ready to be eaten by Billy Eilish yeah so that's that's why I was so excited for this track obviously lyrics up coming up but it's it's it's a cannibal int.

06:54.30
braggchestercity
Okay, here we go. Yeah, she doesn't fuck about yeah she goes with the chorus. Yeah, every every year needs a good cannibal ethem here. We go it goes I could eat that girl for lunch. Yeah, she dances on my tongue.

06:59.99
gav
It's the big cannibal anthem of 2024

07:13.16
braggchestercity
Taste like she might be the one and I could never get enough I could buy her so much Stuff. It's a craving. Not a crush Huh call me when you're there said I bought you something rare and I left it underclare. So now she's coming up the stairs So I'm pulling up a chair and I'm putting up my hair. Ah ah, ah, um, this is so shit.

07:31.39
gav
Um, specific.

07:36.50
Ryan Beveridge
Me.

07:37.12
Mad Dog
A Zeus.

07:40.98
gav
Um, ah oh fucking This is fun. Ah um, what's.

07:43.86
Ryan Beveridge
Um, it's It's like something I hate about rhyming schemes is when it's like a a a a a rhyming.

07:45.59
Mad Dog
A.

07:50.17
braggchestercity
This is the worst fucking lyric writing. Ah.

07:55.58
braggchestercity
Yeah, the thing is this This is really it's I'm gonna get this out early here. It's the fact that it's just it's so fucking lazy and she's seen as like the fucking savior of music.

07:55.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:56.56
gav
Yeah.

08:10.96
Mad Dog
Everything about this person is lazy. She can't even open her mouth to sing.

08:11.21
gav
You.

08:14.57
braggchestercity
Yeah, she's she does all a vocal takes sitting down. She just leans back in like a recliner and sings into an s and 58 Springsteen doesn't do that now. Yeah.

08:20.40
gav
Ah.

08:22.57
Mad Dog
Yay.

08:24.10
gav
And ah.

08:24.38
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, springsteen doesn't do that always standing. You know that you know that so he wrote that song ah born to sit and he was like no fucking way.

08:27.54
Mad Dog
Now fucking the the boss had never fucking do that.

08:33.20
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's right see's that guy. He's always standing and walking.

08:34.26
gav
Um, is there a particular is there a particular. Ah ah so chips yet you're you're clearly hating it what so far as been your least favorite. Ah what? what? what's jumping out there.

08:39.75
Mad Dog
I.

08:42.84
braggchestercity
Ah.

08:47.75
braggchestercity
Honestly, the first half of it I'm not I don't have a problem with it's when it gets to the second half of it and she starts going with like I'm sorry if you need to use someone's name as a rhyme. It's you wearing Kindergarten now. Yeah.

08:50.82
gav
You know, hate it. Yeah there rare clear stay chair hair.

08:54.16
Ryan Beveridge
Um.

08:59.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:00.23
Ryan Beveridge
It's alienating.

09:03.71
braggchestercity
Yeah, it's like oh it's left under clear. Oh well I'm notla this song isn't for me by.

09:04.50
gav
Ah.

09:05.60
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, what? what rare thing Do you think she bought her though. It's got to be a char as a.

09:07.34
Mad Dog
Then.

09:09.13
gav
Next? Um, ah I reckon it's I reckon. It's a copy of the anarchist cookbook I Personally ah yeah, relatively it's It's pretty fucking hard to get your hands on and also if you.

09:16.63
Ryan Beveridge
Why is that rare is that is that banned.

09:17.54
braggchestercity
Yeah, we reckon is that rare.

09:25.41
gav
Search it up and then buy a copy. They're like hey this guy's gonna fucking.

09:26.32
Ryan Beveridge
You get flagged.

09:27.91
braggchestercity
I'm under. You might be the blueprints to like a 3 d printed gun really interesting. Yeah.

09:33.36
gav
Or those aren't as hard to find actually those yeah those are easier to get your hands on. But um, equally incriminating if you're caught Oh that would be useful. Actually yeah.

09:39.91
Mad Dog
4 plans of the of the kremlin perhaps yeah.

09:44.41
braggchestercity
Yes, yeah, yeah, that would be rare real where yeah, right.

09:46.95
Ryan Beveridge
Maybe it's a cut. Maybe it's a cut of Shrek where um Chris Farley was still Shrek before yeah with for and Mike Moers

09:53.50
Mad Dog
Oh that's fucking. That's rare. Um I Just think she's used claire just to fucking make it abundantly clear that she's a lesbian.

10:04.14
Ryan Beveridge
He's looking for a rhyme for rare.

10:07.11
braggchestercity
Yeah, just like so I've got hair stay chair now I've already used all of those clear I guess Um, yeah now. Great.

10:07.12
Mad Dog
Like she's just driving that home.

10:07.55
gav
Ah.

10:15.31
gav
Bear I left it under a bear. So hang on what? what what is she left under clear and is it now broken it can't be anything fragile because if Claire's sitting on it. It's fucked already. Yeah.

10:24.91
braggchestercity
That's just great.

10:29.84
Ryan Beveridge
It's something rare that she left under clare. So maybe maybe maybe here we go maybe clares not who she's left it for but who she's left it under.

10:32.54
Mad Dog
Oh.

10:32.66
braggchestercity
Yeah I don't know it's like a doctor Zeus novel.

10:44.71
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's right? Yeah yeah clay.

10:49.40
Mad Dog
It's it's physically under Clare. Yeah, that's right like it's it's stuck to our ass shakes.

10:49.81
Ryan Beveridge
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, you isn't clare. It's a riddle. Yeah.

10:49.89
gav
I mean maybe it's like an orienteering task. It's like go to these address go inside the room at the back of the house. There's a woman named Claire and if you lift her up. You'll find your gift. It's rare. Ah, ah, you're gonna have to lift.

10:57.95
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's a decrepit anorexic lady I was able to lift her up and play something under. Yeah yeah, so that's.

10:59.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:08.60
gav
Lift The yeah, the frail woman. Um.

11:13.43
braggchestercity
That's obviously where she's going, but some might be confused like mad dog said that this is basically just um, an Anthem for her. Um, just fucking loves going down on Chicks specifically clear.

11:21.79
gav
Being bisexual. Yeah, and I mean that's a pretty I'm I'm just gonna say it's a pretty fair thing to write a song about many have many will. It's a good topic. She didn't I.

11:26.21
Mad Dog
Yeah I can.

11:35.15
braggchestercity
That's true. Yeah yeah, when did she decide She was a Lesbian I wasn't aware of this when did that happen.

11:36.32
Ryan Beveridge
I can have pretty recently.

11:40.28
gav
Don't think she's a Lesbian she's she likes men and women. But that's a relatively recent revelation of the entire when we all fall asleep album.

11:43.86
Mad Dog
When the marketing team told her that the numbers were good. Yeah.

11:46.49
braggchestercity
Where's the song about how much she loves dicks.

11:50.32
Ryan Beveridge
She had that one she had that song that was like wish you a gay to remember that one. That's just that's one of her songs.

11:53.16
braggchestercity
To shay.

11:56.60
Mad Dog
Wish you like it's.

11:59.16
braggchestercity
Yeah I don't know any fucking I don't know any Billie Olish songs at all none. This is the second billie irish song I've ever fucking heard? Yeah, not don't get it. Don't get it. Why's she putting up a hair gavin.

11:59.99
gav
Ah, wish you a gay a fucking good song Actually yeah ah.

12:05.80
Ryan Beveridge
Clues were there.

12:07.79
Mad Dog
I Don't get it myself. But yeah, okay.

12:09.77
gav
Ah.

12:15.65
gav
She's put up a hair because she's about to go down on the chicken. She doesn't want her hair all up in there. So yeah, the hair's gonna so so now she's so that next. So now she's pulling up. She's coming up the stairs. So the girl home and Billy's like I'm gonna pull her up a chair so she can sit in that and then I'm gonna.

12:17.30
Ryan Beveridge
No, she's put she's pulling up a chair. She's pulling.

12:20.20
braggchestercity
The hair's gonna get in the vage. Ah.

12:20.90
Mad Dog
Um, ah, it'll get in her mouth as she's.

12:30.70
Ryan Beveridge
It's a very heavy chair. So.

12:32.29
braggchestercity
Oh she's gonna sit in the chair while while she does it describe here The a.

12:32.74
gav
Eat her pussy so it's like the chick's gonna sit in the chair then Billy's pulling up her hair so she can she can ravage it so hang on. So so so last Lasie's in the chair Lasie's in the chair Chuck Chuck chucking him.

12:34.13
Mad Dog
That's it now.

12:41.18
Mad Dog
Well, it makes sense because yeah.

12:45.28
braggchestercity
A chair.

12:48.83
gav
Checking me and spread and Billy's down between her legs. What's what's what's the confusing aspect here. Um.

12:50.67
braggchestercity
But just seems like that would be 1 of the most uncomfortable ways to go about it.

12:50.83
Ryan Beveridge
The very low chair is what you're trying to say.

12:55.83
gav
Hang on the person. The person being eaten is sitting in the chair you're catching that okay I thought I thought you might have thought that.

12:58.17
Mad Dog
Ah, it's less next time.

13:03.57
Ryan Beveridge
Ah I was I was thinking the other way out.

13:04.80
braggchestercity
Yeah, got that? Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, think you think she slid up a chair. She slid up a chair to a V ah.

13:09.22
gav
I was like are you picturing Billie Eilish sitting in a chair just leaning just leaning down as ah ah Billie Eilish sitting in the chair leading as far forward as she possible. Ah, can you please can you please stand on your tippy toes. So I can eat you out. Ah.

13:14.82
Ryan Beveridge
Um, it's really very low care. But.

13:16.60
Mad Dog
Um, um, this.

13:26.63
braggchestercity
You get that awkward like scrape of like trying to get the chair a bit closer. Ah.

13:33.17
gav
Ah, ah oh my God Um I'm just I'm mildly confused though have you never eaten out someone sitting in a chair. No I didn't think that was particularly wild on my sexual fucking bucket list fion I'm ah.

13:34.30
Ryan Beveridge
More like a little footstool.

13:46.50
braggchestercity
Yeah, that's that's fucking crazy shit this is like yeah, it's like Nasa Nasa are probably looking into this there.

13:51.73
gav
I'm getting fucking wild out here. Yes, someone someone someone sitting at home is drawing a diagram in their head right now. Do they? Ah ah oh god.

13:53.55
Ryan Beveridge
They they do have a weird sex division. Don't they at Nasa but.

14:01.59
braggchestercity
Ah, it's a black op. It's like Darpa.

14:03.81
Ryan Beveridge
With anything they will be ah pulled Neil Armstrong from

14:08.40
braggchestercity
Ah, yeah, they say that funding's go into like you know the Ukraine or something but it's really being funneled into Nasa's weird sex division. Yeah.

14:13.66
gav
It's into how to fuck in space. Yeah, they have fucked in space though that was a that was a thing right on one of the missions did did they I think that's verified I think some people fucked in space as a yeah yeah on.

14:17.34
Ryan Beveridge
I man.

14:27.22
braggchestercity
What's that the fucked in space they had to have how could they have not have fucked in space. Yeah, they would have had to have had to have what how could they send people to space and then.

14:28.29
Ryan Beveridge
No I think it's a to be too hard all right I'll Google it ink incognito.

14:30.76
gav
On a mission I think I think they've I think that's happened I think it'll be easier I think to be fucking easier. No ah ah and then not fucked. Yeah, um I reckon 0 gravity would be.

14:32.99
Mad Dog
Hundred percent yeah just to say you're the first.

14:42.91
Ryan Beveridge
Has anyone done it in space.

14:43.98
braggchestercity
Yeah, but tonight it's for science.

14:49.91
gav
To fucking are you serious? that'd be fucking mad is if that'd be harder Gravity's down here just fucking trying to tuggle my bits to the ground.

14:57.26
braggchestercity
I Don't know if you every thrust would send you in a different direction. Ah, a.

14:57.99
Ryan Beveridge
can I can I just have the floor for a second please I've just googled it googled has anyone done it in space. Um, people ask have astronauts ever done it in space history of attempts Nasa has stated that it knows of no intercourse in space.

15:02.43
gav
That sounds sick go bevo fire away.

15:06.85
Mad Dog
Done it.

15:16.71
braggchestercity
Fuck off that's because it's in the secret division. We don't know about this.

15:17.91
Mad Dog
Ah, come on. Yeah.

15:18.79
Ryan Beveridge
Knows of no, that's that was like that reminds me of that time that my um, my friend asked me to be a reference for his job interview and they were like do you know if if your friend has done any drugs and I'm like none that I know of.

15:19.69
gav
That's very delicately worded. That's delicately worded. We don't know of any wink.

15:36.17
gav
Um, yeah, yeah, that's a super weird question to ask as well as if you're gonna be like oh yeah, kid loves the bags like that's fucking. That's a weird question.

15:36.87
Mad Dog
Um, ah yeah.

15:37.59
braggchestercity
Ah, um I don't know what the drugs were called. Yeah yeah, ah okay, yeah, it is yeah um.

15:39.21
Ryan Beveridge
I Could neither confirm nor deny.

15:43.76
Mad Dog
Done any.

15:49.30
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, yeah.

15:54.15
gav
Oh fuck.

15:54.37
braggchestercity
Verse 1 baby I think you were made for me somebody write down the recipe been trying hard not to overeat. You're just so sweet I'll run a shower for you if you want close on the counter for you. Try him on. If I'm allowed I'll help you take him off huh.

16:15.58
Mad Dog
Okay, that's fucking weird.

16:20.54
gav
Um, um.

16:21.28
braggchestercity
It's a real kink they got here. She's cooking someone right? We're in Cotton Ijo territory here right? This is.

16:23.25
gav
Do you know I was go say do you know do you know of do you know of Albert Fish now where we're also we're in dharmot territory I was going earlier though. Dharma was dumb was cause playing as Albert Fish who um, murdered and cooked in eight three kids yeah that one. Yeah that one.

16:24.30
Ryan Beveridge
Is.

16:25.57
Mad Dog
Um, are we in Dharma Territory. Yes.

16:37.71
Mad Dog
I've heard of fish. He used to stick pins in his deck and stuff.

16:37.99
braggchestercity
Um, ah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cold Pin dick. Yeah yeah, yeah, we just thought he was being funny. Um, yeah, it's.

16:42.70
gav
Um, he was a Sado masochist good old pin dick we caught. That's where the term originated actually yeah, no yeah, ah ah, um, you know he he said he he specifically said that um that human meat was particularly sweet.

16:52.89
Mad Dog
Ah.

16:55.41
braggchestercity
It's.

17:00.82
gav
That was I think one of his quotes was just how tender and sweet human flesh was they wrote the letter to their mom. Yeah, how delicious yeah yeah, yeah, back in 1930

17:01.31
Mad Dog
Oh.

17:01.78
braggchestercity
Is he the dude that he ate a kid and then wrote a letter to the family saying how delicious the kid was yeah yeah, pretty yeah yeah, depression era.

17:09.89
Mad Dog
Is really fucked up.

17:10.30
Ryan Beveridge
M.

17:16.20
gav
4 I think the letter was I've got that page open right now. Yeah, oh yeah.

17:18.90
Mad Dog
Is there something sorry is there something unnerving about getting out of a shower at someone else's place and they've laid out their clothes for you to wear look.

17:19.60
braggchestercity
Serial killing.

17:30.86
braggchestercity
Um, wait I I want you to wear this.

17:33.54
Ryan Beveridge
That's one of the what's one of the best things about being in a same-sex relationship is that you can share clothes. That's absolutely one for the best things about it.

17:37.95
braggchestercity
Not if one's a big fat Butch. 1 isn't that how it works isn't one always a dude.

17:38.19
gav
You don't share clothes with your miss it.

17:40.16
Mad Dog
Ah.

17:46.40
gav
I feel like I can wear Lawrence Clothes pretty comfortably I mean there's a slight size discrepancy. But I mean I I rock a skirt fuck you thank you? You can't see but you can't see the lower half of me on these um on this on this chat.

17:55.46
braggchestercity
Um, I'm sure you could Gavin? Yeah, um.

17:55.57
Ryan Beveridge
He's wearing 1 right now. Now there's nothing wrong with that I'm wrong with that. Um I think it's funny that she's written somebody write down the recipe. The recipe is 1 vagina. So.

18:06.84
gav
And.

18:10.88
Ryan Beveridge
Served wet.

18:10.92
Mad Dog
Ah.

18:11.33
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, yeah, it she looks down someone's written it on a fucking napkin or something just as badge. Ah.

18:16.51
Mad Dog
Served with chair.

18:18.92
gav
That's that's what makes me think this is actually definitely more of a sneaky cannibalism um song because it's like yeah, there's no recipe for vadge. But if it's like so what? you've actually got to do is slow roast a good you know.

18:22.96
braggchestercity
I Think it is.

18:29.97
Ryan Beveridge
Based but.

18:31.98
braggchestercity
Yeah, exactly I've yeah so so why did um that Army Hammer bloke cop so much for being a cannibal.

18:32.56
gav
Cut cut the butt off and and slow roast it in the oven for 3 hours with some onions and gravy. It's like now it's like no no hold up a minute just give me the fucking recipe I reckon I reckon that's yeah.

18:40.10
Mad Dog
Um, yeah.

18:48.19
braggchestercity
When Billy O is just out here just parading around. You know the actor. You know the actor he was the wink hall vos twins in social network and he was in a bunch of other stuff. Yeah, no one knows this? Oh there was a big.

18:50.37
gav
Which one was the Army Hammer bloat.

18:58.12
Mad Dog
Use cannibal. Really no.

19:02.60
gav
I don't I don't remember him eating someone. This is news.

19:08.17
braggchestercity
Sexual scandal because he he basically got me too but his me too was like he was fucking sending Chicks messages about how much he wanted to like cut bits off him and cook him and eat him and do all this shit. Yeah.

19:15.78
gav
Consume them? Well I mean fuck if he's honest about it up front I've got less of a problem with it. You know like if he was like if he was like yeah come over We' hang out then she got there and he was like I might eat you That's fuck it. That's fucked up. But if you like if you're opening with like hey.

19:20.35
Mad Dog
Um, Jesus.

19:25.10
braggchestercity
So You got cancer from hollywood. Yeah, no, no, he was putting it in writing.

19:34.77
gav
I'm interested in. You know, just eating a little bit see what's up the worst that can happen is they say no.

19:37.16
Mad Dog
Just having a bit of a munch you know.

19:39.98
braggchestercity
Ah, sometimes I work up a hunger. Yeah yeah, um, well yeah, that was.

19:44.58
Mad Dog
What's like the weird germans like people show up to get eaten from ads in Craigslist. Yeah.

19:47.56
Ryan Beveridge
In.

19:49.80
gav
Yeah, that that case was heaps interesting that one with the and they they were just kind of struggling to charge him with murder because the guy that got killed was so willingly he was so willingly participating in his in his killing and eating. He's out now is he sick. Um, oh you know who else.

19:54.35
braggchestercity
Um, he's out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that goes out. Yeah out of prison that to yeah, just getting about.

19:55.49
Ryan Beveridge
Voluntary. Yeah.

20:02.45
Mad Dog
So this is.

20:05.99
gav
You know who else did absolutely fucking note did you ever hear about um isei sagawa that um japanese guy living in Paris and he like killed an 8 um like a Uni student and his parents were rich as fuck and were like no no, he's just insane and they paid a mad lawyer and he did less than t what was it.

20:12.86
braggchestercity
All Yeah, ah yeah, yeah, yeah, lesson Yeah, next to nothing. Yeah.

20:25.33
gav
I think I think he only did two years in jail and then got released he's he's free. He like fully no no, this is a different. Oh that's that was a different one but that was a good one as well. Yeah, this one that was like um he like lu at a university student like ah, a woman back to his house and then.

20:30.60
braggchestercity
Yeah, he hacked the dude up on a bus and ate him I was that a different 1

20:31.95
Mad Dog
Wow.

20:39.36
braggchestercity
Oh fuck. Yeah, that's right I do remember them. So yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:43.29
gav
He got arrested trying to get rid of her in a couple of suitcases but he'd eaten most of her I think not most that's a lot that's a lot of meat. There's more meat on a person you need to expect I reckon. Yeah oh well it took fish nine days to eat to eat 1 child and it's like that's.

20:48.97
Mad Dog
That's a lot of mate.

20:51.39
braggchestercity
Um, ah you gonna fake you dick freeze that? yeah.

20:59.71
gav
That's a child that's like not that much me nine days it's a long time. That's yeah.

21:01.67
braggchestercity
Now that's true. Yeah yeah, that's true. It's a little time. Um there she smashed another chorus out. She's still diving around the muff and then we get the post chorus. It goes. Oh I Just want to get her off. Oh oh oh o.

21:18.20
Ryan Beveridge
Must be very heavy.

21:18.25
braggchestercity
Oh i' post chorus. Yeah yeah, that's Claire. Ah Jesus Claire yeah Yeah, yeah, maybe you've been overeating.

21:24.33
Ryan Beveridge
Get off, get off like.

21:24.49
gav
Um, ah ah, ah, get outs me. That's great.

21:32.66
braggchestercity
Ah, yeah, that is good first two she's taken pictures in the mirror. Oh my god her skin's so clear tell her bring that over here. You need a seat I'll volunteer now she's smiling ear to ear.

21:41.38
Ryan Beveridge
Clearer clearer. So.

21:50.65
braggchestercity
She's the headlights I'm the deer.

21:51.45
Ryan Beveridge
You know I Love I Love how get you can kind of like squish these words into rhymes like the way she sings. It's like taking pictures in the mirror so she can ryme it with clear and then deer.

21:51.96
Mad Dog
Cry east.

21:53.88
gav
Ah, slim.

22:01.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:02.94
braggchestercity
Me Yeah, um you and there was any time that there was an awkward look between the fact that her brother's sitting in the studio. It's just her and her brother.

22:06.69
Mad Dog
Oh.

22:11.90
Ryan Beveridge
Her brother? Yeah, yeah, it. He'd be sitting there going. He'd be sitting there going? Yeah I know what she's talking about.

22:16.46
gav
Yeah, ah.

22:18.80
braggchestercity
That write everything themselves like there's no outside. Yeah dig itty gidy it's um, ah she literally does I saw it on Instagram or something she does all the fucking vocals.

22:25.70
gav
Ah, have you ever seen it I.

22:25.37
Mad Dog
Ah.

22:35.24
braggchestercity
Just lying down in a recliner just looking up at the sky holding a microphone. Yeah and makes most of it up as she goes there. It's a La Easyy real lazy.

22:36.20
Mad Dog
Fucking lazy.

22:39.55
Ryan Beveridge
So.

22:39.70
gav
Actually um, ah Jesus. Ah.

22:41.70
Mad Dog
It sounds like it.

22:47.71
Ryan Beveridge
Sound a bit upset now this.

22:51.11
Mad Dog
There's no effort.

22:51.13
gav
I was I feel like i'veve I've missed the little window here. But I'm going to backtrack have you seen a photo of um phineas that's her brother that does all the production have you seen a photo of his girlfriend looks exactly like Billy Eilish yeah dead set. She's a she's a fucking dead ringer man. It's a whole thing.

22:58.57
Ryan Beveridge
Oh we've spoken about this before? Yeah yeah, and name is Millie yeah, that's funny.

22:59.89
braggchestercity
Now off far there sick fars I'm telling you these people Sick fuck Yeah now her skin being clear. Um, this mean we got it is isn't it. It's like such clear skin.

23:02.74
Mad Dog
All really.

23:10.00
gav
So whole thing but that's very um, it puts the lotion on the skin.

23:13.35
Mad Dog
Um, and.

23:14.59
Ryan Beveridge
Some kind of tiny little fish and the organs yeah pulsing pulsing like a heartbeat.

23:19.27
braggchestercity
Like you can see the veins really well or something or.

23:23.65
gav
Ah, for those tiny page.

23:23.75
Mad Dog
Um, I'm thinking X-ray Yeah, like a skeleton.

23:26.93
braggchestercity
Ah, yeah, um, and she's bringing the safe back again as well. Oh okay.

23:30.72
Ryan Beveridge
No no this time. Yeah, who faces the seat. Yeah.

23:33.33
gav
You need? no this time she's the seat you you need a seat of Volunt or actually that's um, oh no, where's the fucking. Oh maybe it was on the wiki. There was a great fucking. Um, there was a great section. Oh here we go.

23:36.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:49.20
gav
Um, yeah, there was there was a section toy about the musical lyrics on the wiki page and it was like um she created lunch before her first sexual encounter with a woman and finished the song afterwards fueled by the realization that she quotes wanted vagina I wanted her face in a vagina. Ah.

24:07.50
Ryan Beveridge
That reminds me of um, it's the wedding singer when when he's laid wrote it before his break up and afterwards that's what this I I like I like the idea of yet.

24:07.38
braggchestercity
Yeah, my okay right? um, did.

24:10.20
gav
Ah, no fuck.

24:15.12
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, um, now she's a head lot and she's a de this this mean she's frozen completely like in fright.

24:17.44
Mad Dog
I like sup.

24:25.96
Ryan Beveridge
She's about to get fucking massacred and wisely.

24:28.14
Mad Dog
And.

24:28.84
braggchestercity
Just so this chick's gone and sat on her face and she's just frozen up just like oh.

24:31.33
gav
Ah.

24:35.79
Ryan Beveridge
And then she's.

24:38.97
Mad Dog
Ah, can I share the um the annotation for this. Um Billy portrays herself as a deer in a highway of tits where.

24:42.75
braggchestercity
Um, yeah.

24:43.34
gav
Placed.

24:52.90
gav
Um, wait wait.

24:53.50
Mad Dog
When something shines so bright. It makes her blinded a highway of tits.

24:55.43
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah.

24:57.93
gav
We ah ah ah oh fuck. That's the actual Genius annotation I was wondering where you got that I've really just realized that's straight on what it says um the the the next.

24:58.80
Ryan Beveridge
It.

25:02.60
Mad Dog
And over.

25:02.15
braggchestercity
Ah, that's that's some and that's good rotting. That's just good rotting. That's what that is That's been in the lyrics.

25:04.20
Ryan Beveridge
And.

25:12.76
gav
The next section in the annotation says the phrase also refers to a slang double on Tundra for the girl's breasts the headlights quite literally are ah erect nipples shown through opaque shirt. Ah oh oh my god.

25:18.76
Ryan Beveridge
And she's got the oate shirt and and the clear skin.

25:23.27
braggchestercity
Head Yeah, headlights are on or love your headlights are on this. Ah, there's a bridge it says I've said it all before but I'll say it again.

25:23.29
Mad Dog
Opake.

25:36.56
braggchestercity
I'm interested in more than just being your friend I don't want to break it just want it to bend. Do you know how to bend I don't know.

25:46.38
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, but pass and here she's practicing yoga.

25:47.54
gav
Ah.

25:47.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:52.88
braggchestercity
She's either fucking killing someone and eating them or she's a Lesbian that's one or the other you pick.

25:56.55
Mad Dog
Both.

26:00.19
gav
Maybe both Maybe she's um, maybe she's deciding that she likes girls but also likes eating them for lunch. No we can speculate all we want and that's what this podcast is all about.

26:07.20
Mad Dog
On.

26:08.71
braggchestercity
We don't know do we It is not will never ever know. Ah now let see this in outtro. It says.

26:13.20
Ryan Beveridge
We'll never we'll never ever know.

26:14.11
Mad Dog
That's the genius of Billie there.

26:17.50
gav
Um, is that is that all of them. Oh yeah, yeah.

26:24.25
braggchestercity
I could eat that girl for lunch. Yeah, she tastes like she might be the one I could I could eat that girl for lunch. Yeah, she yeah she tastes like she might be the one this means she's tasted multiple people and knows that this is the best 1 Do you think it's an ethnicity sort of thing like.

26:36.25
gav
Um, yeah, ever like.

26:43.23
gav
Are you employing the different flavors.

26:44.18
braggchestercity
You know this Lebanese chick tastes fantastic. Yeah.

26:49.24
Ryan Beveridge
Show or not.

26:53.13
Mad Dog
Honest and.

26:54.74
braggchestercity
Ah, well she knows that this one the one so that you can't know it's the one unless there's been. You've you tasted multiple things So how would you know like think of dinosaur dinosaur milks. You know.

26:55.68
gav
Ah, have you ever seen that episode always sunny where they're where they're going.

27:02.21
gav
Yeah, that's true. Have you have you seen the episode of have you seen the episode of always sunny.

27:03.49
Mad Dog
Anyone in the mood for Ty tonight. Yeah, Dyno might.

27:11.71
gav
But how do you know? unless you've tried all of them. Yeah.

27:11.92
braggchestercity
You might like the chocolate the banana the strawberry. Um, how do you know you don't know. Yeah, that's right.

27:14.77
Ryan Beveridge
Vanilla milk and but and in that in that theory could you eat like a really nice palmie and be like oh this is the one I Just really like the taste of this food.

27:20.80
Mad Dog
Malk.

27:24.17
braggchestercity
Actually I wasn't a Lesbian I just wanted a parmesan.

27:26.38
Mad Dog
That's the one.

27:27.60
gav
Off for sure. Ah yeah, I've totally I've definitely eaten like I've definitely eaten a pie from like a fucking random as bakery down the coast or something being like oh this is the this is the 1

27:34.90
Ryan Beveridge
This is the 1 marry this pie.

27:38.79
braggchestercity
Yeah, this is the one I want fair enough? Yeah good. Ah, it was released on the seventh of May Twenty Twenty four hot off the press. Um, which is why.

27:46.74
gav
Hot off the press.

27:53.27
braggchestercity
Wasn't really able to get any sort of stingers or something for it because it's just not enough So I've got this instead but ah yeah, so it's the closest thing I could get to this song. Basically.

28:02.33
gav
Ah, ah, ah, that'll do.

28:02.40
Ryan Beveridge
Ah I Really wish we could get the wish we could get the mcganagle.

28:03.34
Mad Dog
Um.

28:10.88
Mad Dog
Mcgonigal.

28:11.21
braggchestercity
Regard. Ah he ah it's written by Billy Eilish and Phineas O'connell ah yeah basically ah eilish said to rolling stone how the song helped her understand she was queer.

28:29.42
Mad Dog
What.

28:29.90
braggchestercity
Like so helped her understand it so wasn't sure until I started singing about how much I just fucking need a vage in my mouth before I really went you know what? yeah I might be queer.

28:31.29
Ryan Beveridge
E I Just imagine imagine Just imagine she's writing the lyrics down with a pen and she's looking at the pen. She's got no control over it. It's like coming out. She's like.

28:35.68
gav
Wanted to eat a woman.

28:37.38
Mad Dog
First.

28:48.26
gav
Ah, ah, ah, she just oh.

28:48.99
braggchestercity
Ah.

28:49.28
Ryan Beveridge
Try to stop trying to stop her at her hand. No no.

28:52.95
Mad Dog
Um, it's trying to tell me something.

28:57.48
braggchestercity
Um, she's only 22 years old and she has 3 full length studio albums now is that more a her.

29:01.59
gav
Yeah.

29:02.23
Ryan Beveridge
Do you find it funny when you go to the bookshop and there's like you go to the bookshop and there's books on like Billy Irish and Justin Bieber and stuff and you like these people are young. There's nothing. There's nothing to write about.

29:03.74
Mad Dog
Well.

29:11.24
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you can't write their biography yet. Do you think this is more her or just her brother is like prolific as far as the songwriter and producer goes. Yeah.

29:22.70
gav
I Think they they both they both hit it pretty fucking hard I think like he he's a bit of a freak for just punching out stuff but they they like I've seen the they.

29:30.22
Ryan Beveridge
They definitely need each other I think.

29:35.90
gav
There was a doco where it showed their whole like process and it was very intermingled like they're both knocking the fucking tracks out.

29:41.10
braggchestercity
Yeah, okay, all right? um.

29:41.26
Mad Dog
Well, it does doesn't take a lot of effort with the type of music they're putting out to be honest, like she barely fucking sings.

29:49.18
gav
Yeah, if we're gonna if we don't do a production section so much anymore. Do we like we used to go into production a fair bit. Um I do think.

29:52.17
braggchestercity
It's sits absolute lazy fliesy bullshit.

29:55.67
Ryan Beveridge
Just kind of briefly.

29:59.64
braggchestercity
Yeah, it just depends if the song calls for it. Okay well I I want you to keep this this fact in mind when we get to the net worth game that in November Twenty Twenty one she debuted her signature scent.

30:04.75
gav
I Think this song calls for it I would say that's probably the strong point of this track is is the all right? okay.

30:18.34
Ryan Beveridge
Ah, yeah, okay.

30:18.77
braggchestercity
Eilish. Yeah, yeah, yeah, so keep that in mind. Yeah it is produced it's produced yes center vage it's produced by Phineas O'connell um ah look and you've got notes here on the production gap. But my only note is that she is an absolute fucking con artist of a singer.

30:19.52
gav
Ah, okay.

30:20.31
Mad Dog
Ah, she's got a scent farc the scent of badge.

30:38.18
braggchestercity
And basically talks and whispers and 90% of her shit. Yeah yeah.

30:38.52
gav
Ah.

30:41.25
Mad Dog
Yeah, pisses me off.

30:43.61
Ryan Beveridge
I'd like to say with the production is that normally the single rhyme scheme thing pisses me off I think it barely passes in this one.

30:51.86
braggchestercity
Um, it's.

30:54.58
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, for some reason I don't I don't fucking hate it.

30:55.68
gav
You as in you think it's more acceptable in this context than in other times you've heard it. Ah.

30:59.90
braggchestercity
It's because she's mumbling So it's just sounds. You're only hearing sounds. It's like they're pleasant sounds to hear I guess you know like um, it's she's figured out a way to con the music industry.

31:05.20
Ryan Beveridge
And.

31:10.60
gav
Um I was I was more referring.

31:12.57
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's good honor for that like yeah yep.

31:16.57
braggchestercity
Yeah, good I I'm not saying this a bad thing. She's fucking cracked it. She cracked the code. Yeah, do the Bam minimum and make the most out of it. Yeah Bare maximums. Yeah.

31:23.34
Ryan Beveridge
Click the bare maximum.

31:28.78
gav
But um, yeah, no I think I think musically like the music is is like that fucking. It's got a fun fucking bassline that sort of like.

31:38.67
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, no here it does but fuck go on Tiktok and look at any current that's putting something up. You know that's like oh I've got a home studio and I'm fucking you know like.

31:42.19
gav
Bass Snare Thump sort of thing. It's it really keeps a pump and I reckon it's Aegon's musically quite a fucking catchy song.

31:57.10
braggchestercity
Hear all the ones that are like here's what Billy always should sound like if it was this or that people can just knock this shit out that mildly talented people can knock this shit out like in an afternoon. Yeah.

32:04.31
gav
Yeah, fair, yeah yeah, all they did if they're all over Tik Tock they just ah ah.

32:05.70
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, but they didn't actually.

32:06.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:10.34
braggchestercity
They didn't exactly they did not. It's like oh it's like Noel Gallaghers St Drum A c chord that time and it made him a billion dollars. yeah yeah I don't remember it I just had an on I just listened to it before because I couldn't remember it I don't know it anymore. No.

32:11.20
Mad Dog
Will they.

32:14.76
Ryan Beveridge
I will say I listen to this 3 times in a row and I still can't hum it.

32:23.26
Mad Dog
Ah, don't remember. Yeah.

32:27.50
gav
Um I like that I like the guitar listen next time you listen to it listen the guitar. It's kind of sounds like a.

32:27.17
Ryan Beveridge
It's an also.

32:34.57
gav
Maybe like a jazz something with like a floating trim like a Jazzma's or something doing like big one like that real gentle fuck off. It's like 3 guitarists in the chat you look for cool. Ah.

32:36.34
braggchestercity
Gay.

32:40.58
Ryan Beveridge
We never get into the weeds with that stuff. Do we? Um, um, it's It's not even a scratch I reckon on anything off um when we fall asleep though it's It's pretty like.

32:55.90
gav
It's pretty mild.

32:55.18
Ryan Beveridge
Everything that I thought was cool about Billie Irish is not in this song? Yeah yeah.

33:00.16
gav
Fair yeah, oh Lauren said something sorry just before we jump in Lauren said something funny because I said that this was the song we're doing on the pob and um, Lauren's yes Lauren my wife her description of this song was like um she said it was the gen z's answer to Katie Perry's I kissed a girl.

33:01.27
braggchestercity
Um, it's our video for it. Yeah.

33:07.36
Ryan Beveridge
Lawrence Gavin's wife by the way listeners.

33:14.54
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, yeah, I get that? yeah.

33:15.41
Mad Dog
Right.

33:16.99
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, a hundred percent yeah which yeah, it's innocence lost.

33:18.80
gav
And I've seen that written else I saw that in the comments for the video when we watched it like that was that was one of the top comments and I was like that is such a I reckon That's such a fucking a prime take. It's um, in it. Her fuck off.

33:25.20
Ryan Beveridge
Where.

33:27.11
Mad Dog
It's a good call that.

33:28.18
braggchestercity
Innocence lost the fact that Kaie Perry is better to say I kissed the girl and I liked it and now Billy Eilish is here and you've got fucking 11 year olds singing this in their fucking bedrooms just being like marf diving I'm darving on that mar getting in deep licking it out.

33:37.49
Ryan Beveridge
Trying to think.

33:38.89
gav
ah ah I'm I'm picturing like swing jazz to you doing that im muff davin yeah I'm eating some pery gonna catch some snatch tonight dead at Dan.

33:46.20
braggchestercity
Yeah, but um Bo Bo But yeah.

33:48.65
Mad Dog
Um, but up. But um.

33:51.56
Ryan Beveridge
It's funny like this this is the answer to Katie Perry's kiss to girl which is the answer to what's going on by four non blocks I know yeah I yeah which is the answer to are.

33:59.95
gav
Ah up so the year they go there, you go but maybe the next generation is just Goingnna be like I'm going to put my thumb in your asshole and that song's gonna be a hit. ah ah oh

34:01.71
braggchestercity
Yeah, maybe like um touch myself. You know that's yeah yeah.

34:03.44
Mad Dog
Ah, yeah.

34:08.71
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, it's not far off right.

34:11.57
braggchestercity
Chances just like yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah I Fuck Eyes sockets eyes sockets at what I fuck. Yeah yeah, yeah.

34:15.90
Ryan Beveridge
Coming up for you now the newest one by Nicki Minage I fuck a eye sockets.

34:19.21
gav
Um, cannot wait to hear I reckon we're ah I recommend we're in a slump musically I reckon the next generation the next iteration of this will be fucking incredible. It's just gonna be a I create new holes in people to fuck no holes but hard well done. Never I.

34:27.27
Ryan Beveridge
No holds bard all right mad dog hit it.

34:29.44
braggchestercity
Here where can they go? Yeah ah ah video bevo.

34:39.33
Mad Dog
Um, I'm a Lesbian and.

34:56.78
braggchestercity
It sounded let beo.

34:58.10
Mad Dog
Anyone can do this shit.

35:00.54
Ryan Beveridge
Ah, sounds like you're a bit mad that she's a lesbian.

35:00.69
gav
A reiterating. She's not a Lesbian but carry on that's fine.

35:07.86
braggchestercity
Um, was anyone surprised that she was a les I.

35:14.40
Ryan Beveridge
I Don't think matters really um, nothing What's it to you.

35:16.81
braggchestercity
On the senate matters. Why what's it to you ever. But I forgot and this got brought up to me. Um, that bevo's new thing was gonna be that he hates women instead of Jews remember that? Yeah yeah.

35:21.62
Mad Dog
Whitman.

35:21.88
gav
Um, yeah, ah.

35:25.44
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah I've tried to I've kept that in mind for my video summaries this week I actually commented on a Tiktok about Billie is the other day that she looks like Pokemon Npcs well no you guys don't get that like because she wears bandanas and shit.

35:29.66
gav
Ah, is that what it was.

35:29.88
Mad Dog
Ah, yes, yep.

35:33.30
braggchestercity
Ah, forgot what it was but and I remembered now cause someone brought it up.

35:42.94
gav
Ah, fuck.

35:45.42
Ryan Beveridge
All right here we go Billy Eilish combines the shitty quality of a fish eye 90 s handiccam the 80 h d scene cuts from cocamelon and a touch of the entirety of Shaquie O'neill's wardrobe to create the kind of low effort contractual obligation. We all deserve.

35:59.54
Mad Dog
He.

35:59.59
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, this is this again just completely buys into my thing that she is a con artist of the music industry is just being so just so little care and effort put in It's like.

36:02.38
gav
Ah.

36:12.83
Ryan Beveridge
Was low, low effort low effort is the.

36:15.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:19.37
braggchestercity
Yeah, fuck. Well yeah, I'll do a video but I'm doing it myself at home with a fucking my phone like that's that's what I'm going to do.

36:23.85
Ryan Beveridge
I Don't know if you guys are watching it but take note of how many times scenes change like every cut and it's so often that it's like dizzying.

36:30.50
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like yeah I'm not going to get she filmed it herself like she's noted as a director in everything on it. Great Yeah, of course she does.

36:32.65
gav
Um, yeah, yeah.

36:42.59
gav
She directs I think all of her own videos.

36:44.22
Ryan Beveridge
Of course you don't hear.

36:49.31
braggchestercity
Yeah, so she can do it lazy so she can be lazy about it not have to work much.

36:51.47
Ryan Beveridge
It's it's funny to think that like she's using this like it's like 90 s handy cam like low quality. This technology wasn't around when she was born. So it's like a novelty for her. But.

36:57.88
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, now it's crazy. It's retro. Well she's 22 so

37:01.27
gav
Which was do we know? do we have it's is it time for is it time for me to bring it up. She was born ninety eight days after Nine Eleven no she wasn't here for that. She missed that bit nine eleven

37:12.36
braggchestercity
Ah, she doesn't know about the towers crazy. Yeah yeah, she's probably one of those ones that went on Tiktok and was banging on about how Bin Laden was right? all along that you remember that.

37:13.23
Mad Dog
Oh that's a weird concept I.

37:21.10
gav
Was born on the eighteenth of December Two thousand and one fucking missed it Billy missed it by that much.

37:31.20
braggchestercity
Yeah, that was a thing that happened that happened. Yeah ah Don Died this was like fairly recently this was maybe like a year six months ago it became this big thing of like they found one of these like manifestos or something and they're like you know what he made some great points. Yeah.

37:31.86
gav
Ah, yeah, when he died everybody died and everyone was like there was rest in peace pages be oh, really? okay.

37:44.37
gav
And people reading it. They're like pretty hot take pretty hot take Ah oh my God that's fucking classic I didn't sit. No I Actually somehow I missed that wave.

37:50.17
braggchestercity
Maybe a summer Bin Laden was right? all? Ah yeah, yeah, um, they had how old it was it existed. It was a thing um is there a Billie always set list with this in it.

38:04.45
Ryan Beveridge
No, the only set list. It's it's too recent but no, she did oh she is actually it's a a listening party where she they they played the whole album and she did it live on. Um the late show with Stephen Colbert but it's the only song.

38:06.48
braggchestercity
She would have be touring. She's lazy.

38:07.67
gav
She she did a day set at Coachella oh there, you go.

38:13.77
braggchestercity
Or.

38:21.70
gav
How many songs did she do on the late show. Ah fuck if it was too I was gonna say let's fifty fifty hit

38:21.51
Ryan Beveridge
Just that one up.

38:22.72
braggchestercity
How could she do this on television here. Can she do it on television. Yeah, but how yeah I can I don't know I got.

38:27.34
Ryan Beveridge
On the Colbert show. Oh you get a bass guitar and a and a high hat and off you go.

38:32.79
gav
It's late night late night ah yeah it's like him trying to consider how you eat someone out in a chair all over again I don't understand.

38:32.84
Mad Dog
On a recliner at.

38:41.26
braggchestercity
Um, a um, okay little bit of legacy on Metacritic which assigns a normalized score of a hundred from professional publications. It puts um hit me hard.

38:58.71
Ryan Beveridge
Ah, do you guys know what old keeping hard and soft. It's a preset on Ableton I think it's Ableton to compress after a compressor.

38:59.92
gav
Yeah, hit me hard and soft as the album this is on.

38:59.95
braggchestercity
Is one of these albums. She's done or something is that no Don know nothing. No okay, right? Um, ah no well fuck. That's not even that this is a saying her other 2 albums got like a 91

39:08.53
gav
Yeah, phineas is a big art Ableton freak.

39:19.80
braggchestercity
Yeah out of a hundred. Um, yeah, but it doesn't say there's nothing for this one yet. Um, she does appear on several lists including rolling stones 2023 revision of the the Epstein flight this yeah of.

39:22.59
gav
And what was this one? Sorry ah sure sure if.

39:32.89
Ryan Beveridge
Ah, don't we all. But.

39:32.99
gav
No flightlier still. Ah she was on the flight logs to Epstein's yeah no logs fuck.

39:40.61
braggchestercity
Check the fucking logs I say release the names. Um, she's been put on to the 200 greatest singers of all time list. It's a shit I'm telling you she's fucking figured out a way to con the music industry. She's figured out.

39:49.32
Mad Dog
Are you fucking kidding me.

39:56.92
Ryan Beveridge
You those list are always a bit fucked but that's list this list saw you? Yeah what a the miseducation or Lauren Hill up with number 1

39:58.80
braggchestercity
Yeah, um, yeah, she's the youngest purse. Did you see the Apple music hundred best albums list. What number one was the miseducation of Lauren Hill fucking great album

40:01.20
gav
Ah, yeah I agree.

40:08.60
gav
What was number 1 on that's a fucking good album though. Jesus I wouldn't okay, that's that's pretty cooked is.

40:16.79
braggchestercity
Number 1 best album of all time.

40:16.91
Ryan Beveridge
I put it on the other day and because of that list and I was like it's good, but it's like I don't know.

40:21.96
Mad Dog
Yeah, no.

40:23.64
braggchestercity
It's fine. Yeah, it's fine. It's good. Is it as good as like any outcast album I don't know but it's good. Yeah yeah, better than everything. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

40:24.96
gav
It's great. That's a fucking great album I wouldn't say I wouldn't say it's better than yeah everything. But it's yeah.

40:27.40
Ryan Beveridge
And here's the thing that Apple music has the data like make the list empirically fucking like make the list. You know? yeah.

40:28.39
Mad Dog
Of all time every every other thing.

40:38.86
gav
Yeah, yeah.

40:39.29
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, you could release it monthly. Um, yes, she's the youngest person. Ah and the second person ever. And the first female artist to win the 4 main grammy categories. Best new artist record of the year song of the year and album of the year in the same year. It's good effort.

40:56.60
gav
Fuck that was for so that was for the first album when we all fall asleep I'm using.

41:01.59
Ryan Beveridge
Um, a.

41:04.85
braggchestercity
I don't know no I idea didn't look in that much. Yeah, yeah, same like ah Scott law figure out so figure. Yeah, um.

41:06.76
gav
Yeah, fair enough. Oh best. Yeah.

41:09.71
Mad Dog
She's got all of this fucking figured out all people paid off all net worth on. Yeah.

41:10.67
Ryan Beveridge
Well you think about think about just quickly think about like your your titans of pop which currently enough we're doing both of them tonight. Billy Eilish and Taylor Swift and you've got their diametrically opposed people aren't they.

41:17.78
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, Ms.

41:27.72
braggchestercity
They are.

41:29.15
Ryan Beveridge
Taylor Swift is perfect and big budgets and flawless and Billy Eyes is every man and you know big baggy clothes and yeah writes her own shit. Yeah yeah, very interesting that they're the 2 kind of pinnacles of of a pop. There are pop.

41:37.80
braggchestercity
Why easy? yeah.

41:39.56
gav
Just knocking them out.

41:47.47
gav
Of Pop The we go fuck. Ah, we're all in.

41:47.57
braggchestercity
Yeah, and then you've got Olivia Rodriguez it's basically just from no one remembers that the late 90 s happened. Let's go. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, um.

41:47.69
Ryan Beveridge
Run.

41:53.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

41:55.81
Ryan Beveridge
Um, quick move in.

42:00.45
braggchestercity
Ah, net worth he. What do you think? Billy Elish is worth in 2024 bevo remember the scent. Yeah yeah, scent of mut.

42:02.24
Ryan Beveridge
Well, she's got a fragrance.

42:07.63
gav
Um, yeah, are multi eilish.

42:15.95
braggchestercity
Ah.

42:18.28
Ryan Beveridge
How do you spell moot. How would you spell moot.

42:23.45
Mad Dog
Ah, this has always been a debate. Yeah.

42:24.80
braggchestercity
It's just it's just it's just just just yeah yeah, yeah, it's like like a scandinavian style spelling indinavian you'd take yeah correct Gavin at least you know? yeah.

42:25.61
gav
It's it's m you with the dots above it like an um laut t yeah yeah, like the Scandinavian You M scandinavian looking fucking UT yeah

42:26.86
Ryan Beveridge
I'm loud moot mute.

42:36.22
Ryan Beveridge
Fair enough? Okay, ah.

42:41.49
braggchestercity
Ah.

42:41.83
Mad Dog
Scandinavia.

42:42.59
Ryan Beveridge
I'm going the half Billy yeah i.

42:45.14
braggchestercity
A five hundred Mill fucker I gav

42:51.70
gav
I was actually gonna swing pretty close to that. Um I feel like if if you've got if you've got successful fragrances. You're fucking always pretty fucking close to that half a billy yeah know I was gonna say considering she is she has.

42:57.59
braggchestercity
You gotta remember she's lazy. She lies down all the time.

43:00.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:08.16
gav
Not being around like Taylor's obviously fucking Billy but like I was in a billion. Not Billy um, we can't say Billy in reference to a billion when we're talking about fucking Billy Eilish ah fuck it I'm going for four hundred mill

43:15.80
Mad Dog
You'd never know.

43:18.54
braggchestercity
Okay, dog.

43:19.90
Mad Dog
This is tough because like a cent is worth two hundred Mil on its own. But then I'm a I'm assuming that she's paid people off to.

43:27.00
gav
And she's got 2 of them.

43:29.25
Ryan Beveridge
We're learning.

43:35.00
braggchestercity
Yeah, of course Yes, she's got to keep arms grazed at all times. Yeah.

43:38.60
Mad Dog
I guess pretend that she's popular like so fuck. Um three fifty

43:45.80
braggchestercity
Yeah, Okay, now this is how we know she is a fucking con artist. Okay because you got to think she's not doing any eras style fucking World tours. She's real fucking Lazy. She doesn't want the word getting out that she's a piece of Shit. So She doesn't get out there that much. She's certainly worth $53000000 Yeah, would you wear her scent in it it it smell like fucking wet dog.

44:06.29
Mad Dog
Get ass.

44:06.43
Ryan Beveridge
But Wow that's why a video is so shitty.

44:16.57
gav
Yeah I so I smell like moot by Billy Irish all the time mate don't fucking. Um wi.

44:22.47
Ryan Beveridge
Oda Wet dog.

44:22.85
braggchestercity
Yeah, sorry if I'm going through all of the beautiful celebrities I'm not picking Billy Eilish is the one I want to smell like.

44:23.82
Mad Dog
The center of.

44:27.26
Ryan Beveridge
I Knew free crosss but istelo dear.

44:29.89
gav
I tell you what I'm actually fucking I'm actually pretty surprised I really thought it would be I'm I'm not 50 3000000 is not chump change. That's not chump change but I really thought she was fucking stacking a couple of hundred yeah fuck.

44:30.55
Mad Dog
A tree.

44:35.11
braggchestercity
She So she's yeah, okay, but think think about it this way. She's only released albums during the streaming Era So you don't get any money from album sales and she hardly tours.

44:38.24
Mad Dog
I'm very surprised about that? yeah.

44:51.44
Mad Dog
Yes, yeah.

44:52.60
braggchestercity
She hardly to us.

44:53.37
Ryan Beveridge
It's it really seems to me though that the the revenue comes from other streams than music like you look at all the the big ones and they've all got the fragrances and they've all got their hands in other little pies and stuff.

44:57.95
braggchestercity
Yeah.

44:58.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:04.73
gav
Ah, fuck we just did JLo the other day. Did you see she's in a new movie. It's like something about being in space or something it looks fucking cooked. It looks shit as hell. Ah.

45:09.31
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:10.50
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

45:10.91
Mad Dog
Oh yes, ah.

45:17.60
gav
Okay, like the ad came up days after we did the pod and I was like literally on the lounge just fucking laughing. It looks so shit.

45:18.54
braggchestercity
Ah, yeah, yeah there.

45:18.95
Ryan Beveridge
She did as hell. But.

45:23.35
Mad Dog
Ah, let's see.

45:26.59
Ryan Beveridge
It's It's a new movie called I'm the King How great, but.

45:30.40
gav
Um, ah ah, ah, ah of like this this one's this one will be a hit.

45:33.51
braggchestercity
Ah, how good is it to be a king. Ah.

45:34.68
Mad Dog
Um, to be a King Ah you'll never know what it feels like.

45:38.54
Ryan Beveridge
Oh.

45:40.40
braggchestercity
Ah, that the the the the King athem is fucking. That's worth that's worth getting that get that on the fucking get that on Tik Tot. Yeah, um.

45:46.81
gav
This will be a hit with the peasants.

45:52.41
braggchestercity
Okay, yeah, 53000000 all right. It's time to rate this shit.

46:08.62
braggchestercity
Ah, what are we writing it out of here we got. Um, yeah, maybe like? yeah yeah, yeah, sure yeah consumed flash.

46:12.22
gav
Muts.

46:14.21
Mad Dog
Chair Height Vaginas since.

46:16.80
gav
Share high wait surely hang on no surely. It's like smoldering fucking slow roasted corpses can see how many Kilos of consumed flesh.

46:21.26
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, consumed flesh. Yeah.

46:25.25
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, okay fair okay right 10 is that's a lot that's yeah, yeah, ah 10 you want to die rather than hear this ever again one you fucking love it. What do you give it out of 10 dog.

46:29.30
Ryan Beveridge
When is a small child.

46:33.30
gav
Da.

46:43.36
Mad Dog
I really really want to give this a 10 because I have no respect for this fucking person whatsoever. She is the laziest motherfucker that I've ever heard I don't get the hype. But.

46:53.39
Ryan Beveridge
But.

47:00.47
Ryan Beveridge
The music moves me.

47:00.98
Mad Dog
The music does have some kind kind of quality. So it's a a yeah, it's an 8 you have to listen really closely to know whether she's actually so vocalizing on it. But.

47:03.84
braggchestercity
Redeeming qualities.

47:06.11
gav
Some something that makes you head bot. Yeah, all right.

47:09.71
braggchestercity
It height? Yeah, yeah, fair enough fair enough. Yeah I just ah take her out of it and think of it as upbeat meditation music and she's just making sounds. She's like the Yoko owner of fucking pop music.

47:20.47
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's an I Yeah yeah.

47:26.49
braggchestercity
Um, Gav.

47:29.68
gav
Um, yeah, this one probably won't be on my Spotify wrapped but only because chee hero and birds of a feather off that album are better I fucking love it. It's a 2 from me I fucking love Billy Eilish I've seen her twice I'm a mad fan I'm a fan.

47:39.34
braggchestercity
Yeah, yeah, um, good news, good news bevo and dog apparently Dan Sellen wants to come back on the podcast so we'll be out a fuck Gavin off real quick. Real quick stop ruining the fucking podcast for us. Um Bevo.

47:43.19
Mad Dog
Gabs back Gabs back. Ah.

47:46.30
gav
It a massive a.

47:51.72
Ryan Beveridge
Ah.

47:53.12
gav
Um, ah, um, fuck all your yeah, let's let's make it let's make it an echo Chamber again.

47:57.71
Ryan Beveridge
Let's had some kind of hunger games where all of that could go. Um I like Billy Eyes too like I I actually think she's a good singer I don't know where you're fucking talking to be.

48:04.65
braggchestercity
Ah, yep.

48:04.67
gav
Um, anyway, fuck you. It's a good song.

48:12.16
Mad Dog
Are you.

48:13.57
gav
Yeah, me neith I've been home I've been bite my tongue in that one. ah ah yeah that's a fucking good point. Yeah Bob Dylan is bona fide shit.

48:13.79
braggchestercity
What part of singing. Do you think is good. She's fucking whispering this entire song. Yeah, you least he was having a crack. He was having a crack.

48:19.91
Ryan Beveridge
I so I like Bob Dylan too he he's shit. Um, you can't yeah yeah.

48:27.80
Mad Dog
They've been. They've been fooled. They've been duped.

48:31.19
gav
And I still like it. But.

48:31.99
braggchestercity
He's having a crack though. She's not trying try.

48:34.43
Ryan Beveridge
Ah Bob Dylan having a crack good on him good on ever having a crack. He's he's had a pretty good crack over the years doesn't he he might make it one day. Um, having said that this song isn't.

48:38.95
Mad Dog
He's having a crack good on him. He's a battler.

48:40.43
gav
Ah, the cuts been on to since 1987 the e's actually having a pretty fucking solid crack at it. Ah, ah.

48:41.88
braggchestercity
A a a yes it.

48:51.28
Ryan Beveridge
Doing it for me really like it's it's got all the hallmarks of a catchy song but nothing that makes it really special I think so I'm like just tipping over neutral. So I'm gonna go it a 4 crazy f four.

48:58.61
gav
Um, yeah.

49:06.69
braggchestercity
Ring a ding ding ring ding on'm with dog and give it an 8 Yeah, just some music the music's pretty much it. But um, ah she falls into a Miley Cyrus category with me where I wouldn't enjoy her company. She wouldn't enjoy mine and I've got no interest in.

49:10.29
gav
All right? all right.

49:12.20
Mad Dog
Yay! Thank you? yep.

49:22.34
gav
Just stay in your own lanes about it.

49:24.83
braggchestercity
Her or her way of life. Um, okay, cool sweet is that good. Got Billy Eilish fucking ticked off enjoy that one eilish fans.

49:30.63
Ryan Beveridge
We got it? Um I just just quickly before we go um to the fan that rode in and requested that we do a song. What do you reckon? Is it coming are we doing it.

49:32.18
gav
That's good. We' done we we gone done one. We go and done one.

49:39.69
gav
There's no crossover between your Irish fans and our fucking audience. Let's face it.

49:40.56
braggchestercity
Now that's true. Yeah, yeah, it would do next week. Yeah, if you got there is fan mail. You can do fan mail I Think if you just click on a link now in all the podcast show notes you can directly.

49:48.32
Mad Dog
Yeah, we'll do it.

49:48.89
Ryan Beveridge
And we'll do it next week. We'll see you then.

49:53.62
Ryan Beveridge
Or or if you are Lubaga's wife you can jump on Youtube and comment on the Youtube video that was two years ago too we never so

49:59.34
braggchestercity
Messages.

50:02.00
gav
Oh yeah, fuck are we gonna talk about it on the pod. Yeah, we were. We were so behind it so Lou Baga of yeah of monmbo number 5 fame when the episode dropped on Youtube.

50:03.71
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, it was two years ago we only just realized that it happened but lubager's wife hates us? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:03.88
Mad Dog
That was awesome.

50:14.52
Mad Dog
Yeah, Blue A yeah.

50:19.00
gav
She commented it on it and just basically told us we're all talentless Hacks and that we'd never live up to him and that he's.

50:22.20
braggchestercity
But we will never. We don't know the secret story behind mum number 5 he sings about fucking chicks repeat like that's it. That's what it is. He lists all the chicks that he wants to fight. Yeah, okay lu bag his wife just relax.

50:28.20
Ryan Beveridge
It's not even his stop. It's an old mumbo song from the 50 s.

50:30.36
gav
And none of them were none of them were lo ba' wife oh fuck and then and then the best part is at the end of that episode. Everyone gave it a pretty good score. Everyone was like yeah, it's a great fucking song. Ah.

50:38.20
Ryan Beveridge
Yeah, so.

50:39.54
braggchestercity
Um, yeah, it's great song. Yeah ah ah yeah, she didn't get to the end. Yeah yeah, sure enough all right. Thanks felons. Everyone else go and get fucked.

50:40.93
Mad Dog
Um, yeah, we liked it.

50:45.37
gav
She was like yeah fuck you you girl? all you all suck and everyone was like oh well that that we we like the song it's fucking ah atches.