01:00.34
gav
Fucking nailed it man.

01:01.42
Chibbs
ah That's great. This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to be the star of a true crime documentary.

01:11.21
gav
Oh, that's always been my wish.

01:13.27
Bevo
Ah, the star.

01:14.84
Chibbs
Yeah, do ah it makes me, ah so I was sort of going for, um you know, Michael Jackson's had a lot of true crime documentaries about him, but um is he the star or is the victim the star?

01:15.01
Bevo
The star of the show.

01:15.52
gav
so Oh, what's going on?

01:28.25
Bevo
That's a good question, really, isn't it?

01:28.28
gav
Oh, the victim's not this. Duh.

01:30.66
Chibbs
It is a good question.

01:31.46
Bevo
Yeah. Well, you're not buying the t-shirt of the victim, are you?

01:33.64
gav
No. No.

01:33.77
Chibbs
Speaking of victims, we are doing Thriller by Michael Jackson.

02:00.29
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

02:01.06
Bevo
ah bro

02:01.33
gav
that was abrupt That was an abrupt end.

02:03.62
Chibbs
Yeah, it was, wasn't it?

02:04.88
gav
Fuck the fade out.

02:04.98
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sort of like MJ's.

02:06.12
gav
Like his life. Yay. There we go. Sorry. you You were getting there.

02:09.35
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, we got there.

02:10.06
gav
I jumped in.

02:13.15
Chibbs
Gavin's here.

02:14.15
gav
Yeah. Now we do it.

02:15.43
Chibbs
Trusty Beverage.

02:16.01
Bevo
This is one of those songs where I know it, I don't know the words, so I'm looking forward to finding them.

02:20.35
Chibbs
Nah, I couldn't tell you.

02:21.00
gav
ah Yeah. A hundred percent.

02:21.67
Chibbs
It's interesting, isn't it?

02:22.14
Bevo
yeah

02:22.27
Chibbs
and And Mad Dog is not here.

02:22.67
gav
Yeah.

02:26.01
Chibbs
he

02:26.27
gav
Oh no, did he befall like did he befall victim to some sort of Halloween related shenanigans?

02:27.46
Chibbs
ah

02:31.97
Chibbs
Yeah, I should say that we are recording on Halloween. This will come out very soon after Halloween, but yeah, hence the speaking track.

02:36.25
gav
Hence the spooky intro.

02:40.69
Chibbs
Yeah. ah In the headlines, they called it the Japanese Halloween stabbings.

02:48.04
Bevo
That's specific.

02:49.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:49.94
Bevo
You got a time, a place, and a location.

02:52.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:52.59
gav
I'm going to have to quickly look this up.

02:54.54
Chibbs
he um He was dressed as a joko and he just got into a train and basically knifed about 17 people. um

03:01.64
Bevo
Just like the Joker in the movie, the Joker.

03:04.00
Chibbs
Just, yeah, yeah. Joker two.

03:06.23
Bevo
The musical.

03:07.31
gav
Oh, so this is this is in like 2021, right?

03:07.62
Chibbs
The musical. Yeah.

03:10.73
gav
Man, it took him a while to catch Mad Dog for...

03:12.62
Chibbs
It did.

03:12.65
gav
um Yeah, okay, that'll do it.

03:13.10
Chibbs
Well, he left the country.

03:15.64
Bevo
Hmm.

03:16.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:17.02
Bevo
There's lots of jokers around on Halloween too.

03:18.31
gav
Yep.

03:19.60
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Um, okay. Thriller, thriller, thriller.

03:24.42
Bevo
Can I just say quickly though, I don't know if we're going to have much to talk about because it's not really a shitty song.

03:28.95
gav
can i Sorry, can I just say, mother motherfucker stabbed 17 people, zero deaths.

03:30.17
Chibbs
We don't know what the words are.

03:33.70
Chibbs
There's 17 people. No deaths.

03:35.88
gav
Work on your knife skills before you, that is genuinely more.

03:36.00
Chibbs
No.

03:36.06
Bevo
Oh.

03:39.30
Chibbs
Do you reckon that's more to do with knife technique or knife size?

03:41.00
Bevo
Maybe.

03:43.42
Bevo
Or empathy of killer.

03:45.91
gav
i think I think you'd be able to do, I reckon knife skills. I reckon if you had a huge knife and you didn't know how to use it, you're gonna get zero depth. If you got a tiny knife and you know how to use it, 17.

03:57.03
Bevo
Imagine if there was like a full sub-genre of, there's not serial killers, there's serial harmors.

03:57.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:02.31
gav
yeah

04:03.32
Bevo
Documentaries on there.

04:04.74
gav
Serial harbor.

04:07.92
gav
ah

04:08.92
Chibbs
Yeah, this guy hurt a lot of people.

04:09.26
gav
ah That's quite, that's quite charming. It's like, if you found out you're on a date with a serial charmer, you wouldn't, you wouldn't run away screaming.

04:12.41
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:14.60
Chibbs
I guess it's like a acid attack sort of thing.

04:16.23
gav
You'd be like, tell me more. As an attack, the most charming, the most charming of attacks.

04:18.85
Chibbs
is some That's like a hammer.

04:19.49
Bevo
yeah. Stabbings. Arm stabbings.

04:22.00
Chibbs
The most charming of terrorism. It's an acid attack. Hashtag bring back the acid attack.

04:27.94
gav
That's it.

04:31.04
Chibbs
Keep that running.

04:31.39
gav
I wonder if I can start that chant next gig on that.

04:31.68
Chibbs
and

04:33.35
gav
Bring back the acid attack.

04:35.29
Chibbs
I think that's a swamp, that's a swamp wallaby song.

04:35.31
gav
Bring back the acid attack.

04:37.77
Chibbs
There's a swamp wallaby song there.

04:38.05
gav
and It's be. That's the breakdown.

04:40.76
Chibbs
There.

04:41.14
Bevo
You've already written it.

04:41.30
gav
It was.

04:42.04
Chibbs
There.

04:42.06
Bevo
It's done.

04:43.10
Chibbs
There. The ruts itself.

04:44.97
Bevo
Just get a full mop.

04:45.67
gav
That'll be on the pod next week.

04:45.73
Bevo
Can you get a marching band in for it? but

04:51.85
gav
Bring back the acid attack. Bring back. Yeah, no, we could do it. We could do it.

04:56.00
Bevo
whistle

04:59.83
gav
Happy Halloween.

05:02.06
Chibbs
Verse one.

05:03.64
gav
All right.

05:05.26
Chibbs
It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark. Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart. You try to scream, but terror takes a sound before you make it.

05:19.69
Chibbs
You start to freeze. As horror looks you right between the eyes, you're paralyzed.

05:26.50
gav
Sick verse, all right.

05:27.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:27.93
gav
That's that's a sick verse.

05:28.45
Chibbs
ask Yeah.

05:29.03
Bevo
It's funny as a parent now, like close to midnight is like first feed, baby bottle.

05:29.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:36.85
Bevo
It's not that scary.

05:39.01
gav
but Oh, fuck.

05:40.07
Chibbs
Yeah, 11.40 isn't a scary time, is it?

05:43.27
Bevo
Yeah, it's about time.

05:44.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:44.71
gav
Yeah, that's 100%. Yeah, if if the hours, yeah, if it's got PM written after it, it's soft.

05:50.86
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:51.03
Bevo
Yeah.

05:52.22
Chibbs
I reckon like 2.15 AM, m bad time, scary time.

05:55.71
gav
Oh, yeah.

05:56.79
Bevo
That's a bit more scary, yeah.

05:56.81
gav
Yes, for sure. For sure.

05:58.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:59.23
gav
Yeah, no.

05:59.75
Chibbs
If someone bangs on your door at 11.30, you're like, ah, fuck, it's a bit late for this.

05:59.97
gav
Yeah. 11 something is...

06:04.71
Bevo
Yeah, it's not scary.

06:05.34
Chibbs
But if someone does it at 2.30 in the morning, it's a bit, get a bit of a fright.

06:05.47
Bevo
It's like, that's late.

06:09.50
Bevo
That's hectic, yeah.

06:09.86
gav
Yeah, that's that's fair.

06:12.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:12.44
gav
um ah I don't know. this I'm trying to pick something out of it, but...

06:18.22
Bevo
Under the moonlight you see a sight that almost stops your heart. Maybe it's like a cheese, like a really dirty cheeseburger or something like that.

06:24.89
gav
ah yeah That's true, actually.

06:30.49
Chibbs
I like that you, it's also that you start to freeze. So you're not, you haven't stopped completely. You've gotten so, you've gotten so frightened that you've slowed down.

06:37.35
Bevo
The only slow motion.

06:40.24
gav
You've really slowed down.

06:41.54
Chibbs
You're in the motion of freezing, but you haven't frozen.

06:41.60
gav
Yeah.

06:44.46
Chibbs
It's not like scared, stiff, like just, you're like, you know, start to freeze. So you're like, ah,

06:51.98
gav
To go from that to one line later saying you're paralyzed is a little strange as well.

06:52.90
Chibbs
oh paralyzed.

06:56.99
gav
I feel like, yeah, with that, that, that was quite a, that was, I mean, I guess it's the logical end point to starting to freeze. They are then frozen.

07:04.77
Chibbs
I think this is a knife, like a knife to the spine sort of thing. Like, yeah, horror, horror looks you right between the eyes.

07:08.58
gav
like head on a stick from Wolf Creek sort of situation. like Yeah.

07:13.32
Chibbs
You're paralyzed.

07:14.15
gav
You're paralyzed. He's paralyzed you. Yeah.

07:16.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:17.94
gav
Yeah.

07:18.17
Chibbs
A bad way to go.

07:19.54
gav
It wouldn't be fun. um It'd be a bad way to go.

07:22.02
Bevo
Also the funniest line in the, funniest line in the, in the verse, I reckon is the, um, Tara takes the sound before you make it.

07:23.61
gav
It'd be a worse way to live.

07:25.53
Chibbs
True. True that. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, they make Olympics for him.

07:33.70
Bevo
Like you're about to go, ah but you just go, but you breathe in.

07:33.76
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ah, I was just to make a really good sound.

07:43.54
gav
the

07:45.80
Chibbs
And then slow down and start to freeze. Yeah.

07:49.98
gav
Heavy backtrack, they make Olympics for them is probably one of my favorite quotes on the show this year.

07:54.10
Chibbs
Yeah, they do.

07:57.46
gav
Bad way to live.

07:57.72
Chibbs
Specifically.

07:58.94
gav
Worst way to live, they make Olympics for them. like I feel like the the them in that sentence is italicized somehow.

08:01.62
Chibbs
Yeah. Give him something to do every four years.

08:07.19
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

08:07.20
gav
I don't know.

08:08.09
Chibbs
Have a roll around. Have a roll around in Paris this year.

08:12.10
gav
Oh, fuck it now. All right. That was good. I like it.

08:15.46
Chibbs
The chorus.

08:16.65
gav
Yeah.

08:18.24
Chibbs
Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. And no one's going to save you from the beast about to strike. You know, it's Thriller, Thriller Night. You're fighting for your life inside a killer. Thriller tonight. Yeah. Oh.

08:34.24
Bevo
Okay. The obvious line here is you're fighting for your life inside a killer.

08:37.04
gav
Inside a killer.

08:37.20
Bevo
So he swallowed you.

08:37.63
Chibbs
Yeah. Explain, explain that.

08:38.33
gav
Yeah.

08:39.47
Bevo
yeah

08:39.69
gav
Someone's picking a killer here, surely.

08:42.09
Bevo
Are you in its belly?

08:44.77
gav
No, I assume they're penetrating and anally.

08:47.16
Chibbs
yeah okay so the killer okay the killer has been penetrated anally and now you're and now you're fighting now you're fighting

08:47.22
Bevo
Ah, okay, let's go there.

08:53.48
gav
Yeah. And the person that's doing the penetration is fighting for their life that, well, maybe, maybe it was more like, you know how it's like, uh, you know, um,

09:07.28
gav
your mates like, oh man, fucking saw a, saw a fucking beautiful girl just fucking walk into the bar and fighting for my life here. You know, maybe, maybe they were like, so one of them died and yeah.

09:17.57
Chibbs
I think it's a Siamese twin situation here.

09:20.27
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

09:20.74
Chibbs
It's an evil twin and a good twin.

09:22.23
Bevo
In the womb.

09:24.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:25.70
gav
Okay. That works. I was thinking more like, yeah, someone's fucking this killer and they're just like fighting for their life. Try not to come. Maybe, I don't know.

09:32.14
Bevo
Yeah, right. I've also got um the beast about to strike. The beast is like, better rights for beasts. Better rights for beasts.

09:38.81
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah

09:38.87
gav
ah

09:40.30
Chibbs
Don't cross the beast line.

09:41.99
Bevo
Just scab.

09:42.00
gav
I will say though, there's for the Beast is a scab.

09:42.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:46.24
gav
There's definitely mixed metaphors coming through though. like Already it's kind of like, I think over the course of the song, it's like a very general spooky vibe.

09:59.18
gav
there's no like The film clip as well, it's like, we'll get to that, but it's like at no point

10:00.93
Bevo
Yeah.

10:04.12
Chibbs
Hmm.

10:06.31
gav
It doesn't really narrow down what this, you know, evil entity is. It's like talking about all sorts of different shit.

10:12.45
Bevo
yeah Yeah. Also, this is horror night, not thriller night. Thriller nights like Shutter Island.

10:20.28
Chibbs
Yeah. Thriller's like, yes.

10:20.91
gav
Yeah.

10:21.60
Chibbs
Seven by David Fincher.

10:22.54
gav
Yeah.

10:23.37
Bevo
No beast striking there.

10:23.44
Chibbs
Like, yeah, yeah.

10:23.76
gav
A hundred percent.

10:24.95
Chibbs
Kevin Spacey's running around ki killing people.

10:28.09
gav
that that That killer is inside you.

10:28.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:30.21
gav
That's, um, yeah.

10:30.81
Chibbs
Yeah, he's been known one to get inside. um

10:32.94
gav
Yeah.

10:34.15
Chibbs
the yeah it's We've got beasts and other other things. like I don't know if beast is the thing that I go...

10:39.59
Bevo
evil beauty and the

10:46.00
Chibbs
I don't know. like That's the scariest thing that I could possibly think of is some sort of beast.

10:52.62
gav
Yeah, beast is also referred to as like, you know, you know, some fucking, someone's hunting memoirs being like, we took down the beast and it's like a wild boar or something.

11:03.64
Chibbs
Yeah. Do you think?

11:05.19
gav
It's like, it's like you're walking through your neighborhood and you come across a boar. It's like, that's not that, that's strange.

11:08.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Do you think the, with the video, they, they did a whole version with a beast in it and then went, we're just going to do zombies. No one, this is, I don't know.

11:16.90
gav
yeah

11:18.66
Chibbs
And he's going to understand what this beast thing is. that Yeah,

11:21.12
gav
Well, the start, the start of the film clip on my mixed metaphor concept is definitely a werewolf, right? That's the whole, the film clip starts off werewolf-y.

11:29.49
Chibbs
yeah that's true.

11:29.63
Bevo
Yeah, but like, very cat-like in the video.

11:30.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:33.20
Bevo
Very cat-like.

11:33.53
gav
It's what's right?

11:34.49
Bevo
Very cat-like in the video.

11:35.07
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

11:37.00
Bevo
We'll get there.

11:37.28
Chibbs
Yeah, we'll get there.

11:38.90
gav
We will.

11:38.93
Chibbs
Verse two. You hear the door slam and realize there's nowhere left to run. You feel the cold hand and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.

11:49.62
gav
ah

11:50.70
Chibbs
You close your eyes and hope that this is just imagination, girl.

11:51.05
gav
Where's Mad Dog?

11:55.87
Chibbs
But all the while you hear a creature creeping up behind. You're out of time.

12:02.77
Bevo
All right, there's a few things here.

12:03.22
Chibbs
Okay.

12:03.27
gav
Okay. So Matt, Mad Dog's not here, but I'm going to leap right in and say, you feel a cold here and wonder if you'll ever see the sun.

12:03.73
Bevo
and

12:11.09
gav
We're in the Fritzl funnel.

12:12.53
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a fritz of funnel.

12:14.46
Bevo
yeah yeah

12:14.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:15.59
gav
Creature creeping up behind in the dark of basement. His name's Joseph.

12:19.84
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. The cold hand of the Austrians. Yeah.

12:26.23
gav
Yeah, that one's for you, MatDog.

12:26.25
Bevo
So, okay, let's, let's run through. So you hear the door slam, you realize there's nowhere left to run. So you've run into like the utility closet or something like that.

12:31.48
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, if you've just picked the wrong room, it's...

12:35.09
Bevo
Yeah.

12:35.15
gav
Yeah, there's no other way out of it.

12:35.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:35.84
Bevo
No windows, no doors. You feel the cold hand on your shoulder, I'm guessing.

12:37.41
gav
Yeah.

12:39.59
Bevo
And then you go, when was the last time I looked at the sun?

12:42.68
Chibbs
It's just like...

12:43.87
Bevo
Tuesday?

12:44.79
gav
They always warned me not to do that, but now I really just want to look at the sun.

12:46.27
Bevo
When do think, I wonder when I'll do it again. I've got some time on Saturday and then, um,

12:51.60
gav
ah You close your eyes, well, you're not gonna see the sun like that, are you?

12:58.14
Bevo
Yeah, true. Um, all the while you hear a creature creeping up behind, which makes it sound like it takes a long time. Like that is like Looney Tunes.

13:04.64
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a real slow.

13:07.19
Bevo
like dint tin ni tint tin tint tin tin

13:08.89
gav
yeah

13:13.14
gav
um I do like the, and I think you chuckled when when the lyric was ready out there, though but i'd I'd like just the brackets, girl.

13:19.29
Bevo
Girl. Yeah.

13:21.46
gav
yeah

13:21.99
Chibbs
Specifying.

13:22.80
gav
and hope that it's just imagination. Girl.

13:25.55
Bevo
Girl.

13:26.29
Chibbs
Yeah, this was Michael Jackson still trying to fight in his raging homosexuality where it's just like,

13:31.48
gav
huh Girl.

13:33.21
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, so everything's about girls and how much I love girls and girls, you know.

13:38.91
Bevo
It's not sexy enough yet.

13:40.98
Chibbs
Not boys, not boys, definitely not boys, only girls.

13:41.85
Bevo
I didn't go.

13:44.89
gav
Oh, fuck.

13:46.98
Chibbs
so m j So MJ, so MJ.

13:48.61
gav
Very, very. interesting

13:51.81
Chibbs
Another chorus.

13:52.09
Bevo
Yes, different.

13:54.50
Chibbs
Oh, it is. Okay. Cause this is Thriller Thriller Night. There ain't no second chance against the thing with 40 eyes, girl. and it Thriller.

14:04.89
Chibbs
Oh, Thriller Night. You're fighting for your life inside a killer thriller tonight.

14:11.65
Bevo
Yeah, the thing with 40 eyes.

14:11.91
Chibbs
like Okay.

14:12.11
gav
What the fuck has 40 eyes?

14:12.19
Chibbs
So, I don't know. Spider? Spider's have lots of eyes, don't they?

14:17.67
gav
I think I got eight eyes, don't they?

14:18.59
Bevo
So there's an annotation here. Let's have a look.

14:20.63
gav
Unless it's five spiders glued together. Some sort of human centipede spider situation.

14:23.36
Chibbs
Okay, so it's this sort of, this beast, this beast that's getting around this song for some reason, we can figure out is slow. Um, you have to enter its body to fight it.

14:38.25
Bevo
Hmm.

14:38.86
gav
Yep, yep.

14:39.43
Chibbs
Yeah. And it has 40 eyes.

14:40.81
Bevo
Can I, can I just read you real real quick, the genius annotation for this line against the thing with 40 eyes.

14:47.32
Chibbs
Hmm.

14:47.85
Bevo
Horror movies are always hyping the number of eyes the monster has.

14:53.36
Chibbs
That's the biggest selling point.

14:53.36
gav
a

14:54.48
Chibbs
Haven't you seen the previews for a horror movie? They're like, yeah.

14:56.92
Bevo
yeah

14:58.52
Chibbs
And this one has 67 eyes. Oh, this is going to be a good movie.

15:04.36
Bevo
It's an uneven number of eyes.

15:05.07
Chibbs
67 eyes. All right. um The bridge goes night creatures call and the dead start to walk in their masquerade.

15:16.33
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

15:18.64
Chibbs
There's no escaping the jaws of the alien this time. They're open wide. This is the end of your life. Oh, okay.

15:26.74
Bevo
You know?

15:27.91
gav
It's a fucking alien now, man.

15:29.86
Chibbs
They're not.

15:29.89
gav
That's what I'm talking about.

15:30.83
Chibbs
Yeah, this isn't, they're not playing around now. It's not, it's, and it's also like, Oh, it's touched her. Ooh, that was a bit creepy. It's like, now you're dead. Are you happy now?

15:39.70
Bevo
Yeah.

15:39.95
gav
Yeah.

15:40.32
Bevo
It's the end of your life.

15:40.72
Chibbs
You're fucking dead. Yeah.

15:42.54
Bevo
I'll tell you what though.

15:42.85
gav
It's a little bit Eddie Maguire, isn't it? This this is the end of your life.

15:48.84
Bevo
a

15:49.99
gav
I was in the studio orchestra chimes in and he sits down with a book and he flips,

15:54.14
Bevo
and da

15:56.88
gav
This is you creeping through a room with a cold hand on your shoulder.

15:57.13
Chibbs
And there's an alien with 40 eyes.

16:01.51
Bevo
Can I say though, just out of character for a second, one of the best bridges of all time.

16:05.72
gav
Oh, shit, yeah.

16:06.58
Bevo
This one.

16:07.65
Chibbs
How does it go?

16:08.99
Bevo
Not creatures calling the dead start to walk in their masquerade.

16:15.44
Chibbs
No, I can't picture it.

16:16.23
Bevo
<unk> Etc. They're not even the jaws of the alien this time.

16:17.83
gav
ah You didn't listen. You didn't listen to the song before this episode, Chibs.

16:21.73
Chibbs
Nah, I assumed I knew Thriller, but apparently I don't.

16:22.83
Bevo
That didn't sound.

16:25.04
gav
well um go to say I I definitely didn't know the film clip. I knew the... i knew the we'll get to We'll get to it, obviously. I knew the like the meme bits, but I also didn't realize that it was a full 15-minute like short short film.

16:32.45
Chibbs
yeah

16:37.46
Chibbs
it's howll It's a fucking short film. Verse three, um we we spoke recently about who's got, you know, is a third verse as necessary, but

16:46.88
gav
Mmm.

16:48.12
Chibbs
They thought so. So, here we go. Wonder what fucking monsters and and things are gonna think of in this one.

16:54.59
Bevo
How many eyes have they got now?

16:57.57
Chibbs
They're out to get you. There's demons closing in on every side. Oh!

17:03.49
gav
ah

17:04.56
Chibbs
Demons.

17:05.98
gav
demons now, man, I'm telling you.

17:06.91
Chibbs
There were aliens, demons, a beast.

17:10.13
gav
Yep.

17:10.66
Bevo
They're dead.

17:11.50
gav
What was right?

17:11.86
Chibbs
There's a cabin in the woods.

17:12.34
gav
Yeah. Just, just unnamed evil lurking in the dark.

17:15.43
Bevo
Night creatures.

17:15.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:16.51
Bevo
That's like, um, owls.

17:17.16
gav
Yeah.

17:19.44
Chibbs
Yeah, worms.

17:20.09
gav
And then just a killer, like any one of these is just, yeah.

17:22.49
Bevo
worth

17:25.17
Chibbs
ah

17:25.40
gav
Worms.

17:26.39
Bevo
Nice cockroaches.

17:27.22
gav
Earthworms.

17:28.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:28.16
gav
well

17:29.33
Chibbs
Uh, they will possess you unless you change that number on your dial. Now is your time. No, no. And now is the time for you and I to cuddle close together.

17:40.35
Chibbs
Yeah. All through the night. I'll save you from the terror on the screen. I'll make you see.

17:48.07
Bevo
God, I always thought it was I'll make you scream.

17:51.58
Chibbs
Shouldn't it be?

17:53.83
Bevo
Yeah, I don't know. It should be, in my opinion.

17:56.08
gav
It should be 100% should be I'll save it from the teller on the screen. I'll make you scream. That's way better.

18:02.22
Chibbs
So we've just come, they are watching the most wild fucking movie ever that has a base.

18:02.90
Bevo
Thanks.

18:08.65
Chibbs
Is it Goosebumps? Are they watching Jack Black's Goosebumps?

18:14.29
Bevo
Yeah.

18:14.40
gav
So the The redeeming line here that sort of explains why I guess there's so many things and it's from the genius annotation is that when they say, unless you change the number on your dial, they're talking about the dial on an old analog television.

18:26.90
Chibbs
Yeah, well you have to get up, no remote.

18:26.93
Bevo
yeah

18:27.57
gav
So you're essentially all these different creatures. It's like, I feel like they're just flicking through the channels on a TV late at night.

18:34.10
Chibbs
Well, these were all on at the same time.

18:35.26
Bevo
We know did you see that in the video at the start of the video?

18:36.75
gav
Yeah. It must be Halloween.

18:38.25
Bevo
There's like a disclaimer where it's like Michael doesn't approve of these monsters and stuff Yeah Yeah, and I don't promote it and it's like what's your voice this video This is 84 isn't it 82 now it's 82 I think

18:42.04
gav
Yes. That's so fucking weird. Yeah. It's like, I don't believe in the occult.

18:48.79
Chibbs
Was it part of the satanic panic? Was that? No, that was way after this.

18:53.71
gav
this Yeah, that was more like 90s, right?

18:55.56
Chibbs
That was a 90s.

18:56.40
gav
This is, yeah, this is 84.

18:56.71
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Satanic Panic was a 90s.

18:58.54
gav
What was it, Jenny Penick earlier? I'm not sure now.

19:00.36
Chibbs
That was a 90s, I'm sure.

19:01.98
gav
I thought it was 90s, but I could be wrong too. The fact that it has this disclaimer makes me think that there was probably, there was titterings of it at this point as well then.

19:05.30
Chibbs
Yeah,

19:09.55
Chibbs
yeah maybe, possibly.

19:11.76
Bevo
Yeah, it's around the same time as far as I can see.

19:14.16
Chibbs
Okay, last chorus.

19:15.20
Bevo
Yeah.

19:18.92
Chibbs
ah that This is Thriller, Thriller Knight, because I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try. Thriller, oh, Thriller Knight, so let me hold you tight and share a killer thriller chiller.

19:33.25
Chibbs
Thriller, here tonight. Cause this is Thriller, Thriller Night. Girl, I can thrill you more than any ghoul would ever dare try. Thriller, oh, Thriller Night. So let me hold you tight and share a killer thriller, ow. Stump this tongue at the end.

19:51.11
Bevo
If I would not have been able to tell you that this song got horny at the end.

19:51.32
gav
yeah

19:51.86
Chibbs
yeah

19:56.08
gav
No.

19:56.33
Chibbs
ah It's a common thing with Michael Jackson, where he gets himself all worked up throughout the song until he's by the end, he's real horny at the end.

20:00.51
gav
yeah Gets horny right at the end.

20:04.85
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

20:06.89
gav
Oh man.

20:08.52
Chibbs
even like Even Jackson 5, like you know ABC, he's just jacking off by the end of that.

20:08.62
gav
I would love to see how far...

20:16.09
Bevo
It'd be CD's nuts.

20:17.78
gav
yeah Well done.

20:21.42
Chibbs
the

20:21.80
gav
um I'm intrigued about seeing how how much a ghoul would dare try to thrill someone.

20:29.14
Chibbs
Is a ghoul a ghost?

20:30.43
gav
I believe so, yep.

20:31.10
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

20:32.80
Chibbs
Okay, all right. So what were there?

20:34.65
Bevo
Yeah.

20:34.86
Chibbs
There was a beast, an alien, ah ah killer ah goal a a...

20:36.95
gav
A killer, a...

20:43.93
gav
What was the other one?

20:44.64
Bevo
so Something evil.

20:45.09
Chibbs
There was a possession in there.

20:46.23
gav
Something, something with 40 eyes, something with 40 eyes.

20:48.10
Bevo
Yeah.

20:48.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:48.93
Bevo
Based with 40 eyes. Yeah.

20:50.03
gav
Um, yeah.

20:50.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:50.72
Bevo
The dead. Do we say the alien said that?

20:52.93
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

20:54.47
gav
And then, and then, and then the film clip adds yet zombies and a, and a werewolf.

20:55.15
Bevo
Yeah.

20:58.38
Chibbs
Yeah, that's the thing.

20:58.77
gav
So.

20:59.43
Chibbs
It seems like ah um I didn't watch the video. I just basically remembered it. I remember it was very zombie based.

21:03.81
Bevo
Yeah.

21:05.49
gav
Yeah. Yeah. It's essentially all zombies dancing around.

21:06.57
Chibbs
There's no zombies in the song.

21:06.94
Bevo
Well, okay.

21:10.42
Bevo
Yeah.

21:10.49
gav
Yeah.

21:11.47
Bevo
Zombies and like a werewolf that looks more like a cat in my opinion.

21:15.32
Chibbs
That's right. Yeah, yeah.

21:16.64
gav
ah

21:16.91
Chibbs
That's right at the end, isn't it?

21:19.23
Bevo
No, no, okay. Let me run you through it because I'm not, I'm not going to get this into detail in my summary.

21:19.89
gav
Yeah, it's.

21:24.14
Bevo
Basically Michael's on a date and he gives her an engagement ring and then he turns into a werewolf when the moon comes out.

21:27.51
gav
Oh, it's the start. Sorry. Yeah. Yeah.

21:31.40
Bevo
And then it turns out they're watching a movie. That's where the famous Michael Jackson, um, popcorn gif is from.

21:36.08
gav
Eating popcorn.

21:36.62
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

21:39.08
Bevo
And, um, and then

21:39.12
gav
Which is one of, it's probably my actual favorite gif. I love that so much.

21:44.33
Chibbs
Do I have to read the entire fucking Vincent Price outro?

21:48.04
gav
Yes, yes you do.

21:50.06
Chibbs
My fucking Christ.

21:53.11
gav
I can't believe...

21:54.55
Bevo
Just skip the Michael bits.

21:54.75
gav
Vincent fucking...

21:56.30
Bevo
They're the ad libs.

21:56.71
gav
Yeah, you can probably...

21:58.48
Chibbs
No, let's go. Here we go.

22:00.29
gav
Go on, hit it.

22:01.24
Bevo
Do it in his voice.

22:01.69
Chibbs
I'm going to thrill you tonight. Darkness falls across the land. The midnight hour is close at hand. Creatures crawl in search of blood. To terrorize Y'all's neighborhood, I'm going to thrill you tonight.

22:15.75
Chibbs
And whoever shall be found without...

22:17.62
Bevo
Whosoever and whosoever.

22:18.93
Chibbs
Oh, and what?

22:20.43
gav
and whosoever shall be bound.

22:21.22
Chibbs
Oh, and whosoever shall be found without the soul for getting down. Must stand and face the hounds of hell and rot inside a corpse's shell. I'm gonna thrill you tonight. Thriller, oh babe, thriller. I'm gonna thrill you tonight. Thriller night, thriller, oh darling, oh baby. I'm gonna thrill you tonight. Thriller, oh babe, thriller night. I'm gonna thrill you tonight. Thriller, oh darling, oh baby. Thriller night, babe. Thriller night, babe, oh.

22:50.91
Chibbs
the foulest stench is in the air, the funk of 40,000 years, thriller night, thriller, and grisly ghouls from every tomb are closing in to seal your doom, and through and though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to shiver, I'm gonna thrill you tonight, for no mere mortal who can resist the evil of the thriller.

23:15.47
Bevo
The Thrinner.

23:16.71
gav
It's so hard to tell where Vincent Price's bits start and stop and where Michael Jackson comes in, hey.

23:21.86
Bevo
That's impossible to know.

23:21.91
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

23:24.07
gav
It's so hard to know who was doing what there, you know?

23:25.89
Chibbs
Yeah. One's reading the script and the other one is horny. That's it. That's what you got.

23:30.45
gav
ah Vincent Price is a fucking hero of my man, to be honest.

23:34.14
Bevo
Yeah, he's so cool.

23:34.16
gav
So yeah, Vincent, Vincent is, um yeah.

23:36.83
Chibbs
Did he ever get me too?

23:39.75
gav
No, no, no, no, he was dope.

23:40.51
Bevo
He died long before me.

23:41.23
gav
He was actually dope.

23:42.49
Chibbs
I know, but you know, they were like retrospectively me too in people. I just.

23:46.61
gav
No, I think, I think, and that's the funny thing. Vincent Price, as far as like personalities go, was like terrifying on screen and blah, blah, blah. But he was apparently just like a very morally sound dude and was like really outspoken against racism in a time where that was relatively normal.

23:57.47
Bevo
Yeah.

23:58.07
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Charming.

24:02.79
gav
Yeah, charming. But no, it was actually, by all accounts, just like a top-notch guy, I believe.

24:08.47
Chibbs
Stand up, stand up guy.

24:09.61
Bevo
10 up creepy guy.

24:09.93
gav
A stand-up guy.

24:11.61
Chibbs
Stand up creepy guy.

24:11.79
gav
A stand-up creepy guy.

24:12.15
Bevo
Chibs, did you get the, um, did you get the, are you going to talk about the fact that Vincent Price, what he got paid for this or we?

24:19.22
Chibbs
No.

24:19.88
gav
Oh, I don't know that.

24:21.46
Bevo
Um, he, let's see.

24:22.26
gav
Hit us with it.

24:24.16
Bevo
Uh, he told Johnny Carson on the Tonight Show that he had accepted $20,000 for the narration rather than take royalties on the album sales, which would have made him millions.

24:31.72
Chibbs
What an idiot. What an idiot.

24:33.19
gav
Oh.

24:34.84
Chibbs
An idiot. That's like my teacher at TAFE that played drums on the first Savage Garden album and didn't, and and just took his daily fee.

24:42.09
Bevo
Also, he did it in two takes.

24:42.32
gav
Oh, what a dick.

24:43.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:44.91
gav
I mean, to be fair, first, if you were picture that though, it's what, 1990 fucking seven.

24:50.71
Chibbs
Well, he, the way he explained it, he's like, they were just two session musicians like I was. Like I, you know, I'd played on a million fucking things and if I didn't take my thousand dollars every time, yeah.

24:55.25
Bevo
Yeah.

24:55.29
gav
That's what I mean. If someone said to you, we can give you, we can give you cash yeah or um or points in something that might not hit.

25:02.70
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

25:03.69
gav
And it's just two shit kickers.

25:03.83
Bevo
yeah

25:05.21
gav
You'd be like, yeah, fuck off with it.

25:06.47
Bevo
Yeah.

25:06.61
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

25:06.65
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

25:08.83
Chibbs
Uh, it was released on the 11th of November, 1983 in the UK, different, different release dates to the US, s which is 6,514 days before the towers fell and January.

25:08.93
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

25:19.27
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

25:23.27
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. And the 23rd of January, 1984, it was released in the US like that's ages after.

25:23.72
Bevo
hates his activities in

25:32.88
Bevo
82, the album came out too. So plenty of time between that and the November 82.

25:35.32
gav
yeah

25:36.44
Chibbs
Yeah, so it came out in the US 6,441 days before the towers fell, Gav.

25:37.86
Bevo
So quick math for you.

25:42.48
gav
Yeah Okay, that's good to know yep

25:45.81
Chibbs
<unk> it's written but It's written by English songwriter, producer and musician Rod Templeton who died owning homes in Los Angeles, the south of France, Fiji, Switzerland and Kent in the southwest of English.

25:58.26
Bevo
Can't take it with you.

26:00.69
Chibbs
He I imagine made quite a lot of money from writing the thriller.

26:07.90
Bevo
What's he done lately?

26:09.27
Chibbs
He's dead, he's dead.

26:09.94
gav
Ha ha! Nice.

26:11.81
Chibbs
He'd written it for his own band apparently um and they turned it down. So he it it was actually, yeah, he had ah he was in a band called Starlight and no, no, the song was gonna be called Starlight.

26:23.54
Bevo
No, the song was going to be called Starlight.

26:28.79
Chibbs
he was in a

26:29.11
gav
So wait, who's this?

26:29.47
Bevo
this is astonishing

26:29.63
gav
Sorry, Rod.

26:30.74
Chibbs
Rod Templeton wrote it for his band and yeah, his band were like, nah, it's a bit shit.

26:34.08
gav
Yeah.

26:38.49
Chibbs
I don't know. Nah, not for us, but Quincy Jones thought it was all right.

26:43.32
Bevo
Yeah, maybe if you get Vincent Price on it, but nah.

26:43.58
Chibbs
So. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:45.72
gav
ah ha

26:47.04
Chibbs
You're not thinking Vincent Price at that point, I guess. ah What's crazy is it's the seventh and final single from Michael Jackson's Thriller album.

26:53.93
Bevo
Yeah, that's nuts, eh?

26:55.49
Chibbs
Yeah, the seventh.

26:56.26
gav
sit Wait, what the fuck?

26:58.03
Chibbs
That's why it came out so that came out so long.

26:58.65
gav
Thriller? Thriller was the seventh album or the seventh single on the album Thriller.

27:01.58
Chibbs
Yeah, the single. Yeah, that's why it's so long after the release date of the album.

27:07.63
gav
That's mental.

27:08.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:08.61
Bevo
Yeah, and how many tracks how many tracks are on Thriller?

27:11.81
Chibbs
Uh, I don't know, but it's in, this is getting in the hybrid theory territory here from Lincoln park, which I think had 11.

27:16.85
Bevo
that Okay, there's nine tracks on Thriller.

27:19.04
Chibbs
Yeah. Nine tracks.

27:20.64
gav
Oh my God.

27:21.57
Chibbs
Yeah. I think hybrid theory had nine singles from an 11 track album.

27:26.84
gav
To be fair, fucking incredible album.

27:28.87
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

27:30.25
Bevo
Well, Thriller's one of the best selling albums of all time, isn't it?

27:30.43
Chibbs
Now.

27:32.83
Chibbs
One of the best selling albums of all time. Now, I could have done a lot of re- I could have done a lot of research into it, but I didn't.

27:35.24
gav
um We'll get, we'll get to legacy at the end Bevo calm down.

27:40.15
Chibbs
I was looking for this, which is my favorite ever Michael Jackson joke.

27:46.68
gav
Oh, okay, cool.

27:47.97
Bevo
Okay.

27:48.73
Chibbs
Which was said on Saturday Night Live. Live, live on television by Norm McDonald.

27:52.70
Bevo
Oh, that's funny.

27:56.40
gav
Oh, love Norm, man.

27:57.37
Bevo
You should say that.

27:58.32
Chibbs
One of the best.

27:59.61
gav
Fucking goat.

28:01.13
Chibbs
And he's there doing the like the news section on Saturday Night Live.

28:07.28
gav
ah

28:07.98
Chibbs
Norm used to do it. ah He eventually got fired because he refused to stop doing OJ bits.

28:12.75
Bevo
Yeah, that's right.

28:12.95
Chibbs
but Yeah.

28:15.48
Bevo
It's a podcast favorite comedian.

28:16.31
gav
that That is so Norm.

28:16.33
Chibbs
And it was only him and his co-writer that ever saw the material before he went on air and did it. And like, apparently they just said eventually like, you got to fucking stop with the OJ stuff.

28:24.83
gav
That's so loose.

28:28.29
Chibbs
He's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. and

28:29.80
Bevo
Because I think OJ was mates with Lorne Michaels.

28:30.24
gav
Yeah, I'll totally do that.

28:32.06
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. And then he just kept OJ'ing it up, but he's got the best fucking Michael Jackson thing ever. So it says here, imagine it's normal. Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley have split up. According to friends, the two were never a good match. She's more of a stay at home type and he's more of a homosexual pedophile.

28:55.31
gav
a

28:58.92
gav
ah

29:01.70
gav
Fucking hell man, Norm just not missed

29:02.51
Bevo
It's so funny. It's funny you should say that because one of my ideas for video summary was doing like jokes in the style of comedians and I only got one in and then I was like, I wonder if I could do a Norm Macdonald one.

29:10.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:14.60
Bevo
And I was like, that's the style, but I didn't, I didn't know about that one, but that's how I would have done it.

29:19.73
Chibbs
Yeah, that's, it's, it's so fucking good. Um, you guys just discuss the production for a second. Cause I'm going to piss my pants.

29:28.54
gav
Alright, fair enough.

29:30.26
Bevo
Yeah, well, let's talk about how the fucking baseline does the same thing throughout, throughout almost the whole song and the chords change the feel of what is happening in the bass.

29:35.17
Chibbs
and look

29:35.24
gav
um bi di bum but um boomm boom boom

29:41.38
gav
Yeah, right.

29:41.67
Bevo
Oh, that's genius.

29:41.94
gav
I actually didn't- I've never clocked that it does the same thing on a loop. That's fucking wild.

29:46.67
Bevo
And like all the, the chords, especially in the intro, the buildup to the, before it finally goes into the data, that so good.

29:47.29
gav
Yeah.

29:52.48
gav
Yeah.

29:55.23
gav
I'll tell you what though, that, den it like you could play that fucking anywhere.

30:00.92
Chibbs
We look a little gone, you know, with a child for the

30:01.72
gav
Anyone would know what that, that is so fucking iconic. As far as it's like stingers from any one song, that would have to be one of the most well-known two chords in fucking music history.

30:07.81
Bevo
Yeah.

30:12.85
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:14.25
gav
Surely. Like that is a, yeah.

30:14.98
Bevo
It's so good. And like I said, that bridge, just the way it builds back into the, it just goes back into a verse.

30:21.89
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

30:22.82
Bevo
Oh, what a genius song. Bloody Quincy Jones, eh?

30:27.56
gav
I wonder, I wonder what you're going to rate it. And that's why I hate Chibs as much as I've, as much as I possible.

30:33.44
Chibbs
I wasn't eating dog shit, I needed to wee.

30:34.52
gav
Oh, there he is. There he is.

30:36.15
Bevo
Oh, we probably should have talked about eating dog shit.

30:38.32
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:39.06
gav
Oh yeah. He was just standing in the background on the video chat, just eating, eating, eating a huge pile of dog shit.

30:40.36
Bevo
We just talked about a song like a bunch of chumps.

30:46.08
Chibbs
So did you, you know, it's produced by Quincy Jones and and Quincy Jones was um ah ah friends with Ray Charles as a 15 year old.

30:49.19
Bevo
I just mentioned Quincy.

30:49.54
gav
Yeah.

30:50.50
Bevo
Yeah.

30:51.00
gav
Yeah.

30:59.27
Chibbs
So he's in Ray.

31:00.38
Bevo
Yes. He's in the, um, he's in Ray. Yeah.

31:04.12
Chibbs
Yeah, but um Ray Charles introduced him to heroin at 15 years old.

31:04.91
gav
Shit, yeah.

31:10.71
gav
Genius.

31:11.01
Bevo
yeah Yikes.

31:11.82
Chibbs
But he stopped using it after five months.

31:15.35
Bevo
Ah, clever.

31:15.36
gav
That's rare.

31:16.87
Chibbs
yeah

31:17.12
Bevo
Quincy Jones, the father of Nora Jones as well.

31:17.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:20.29
gav
Hey.

31:20.70
Chibbs
What, Quincy Jones?

31:22.88
Bevo
Is that right?

31:23.43
Chibbs
No, he's not.

31:23.59
Bevo
Or am I thinking of Ravi Shankar?

31:25.83
Chibbs
Yeah, that's Ravi Shankara's Nora Jones.

31:27.22
Bevo
No, no, no.

31:27.39
gav
Yeah.

31:27.90
Bevo
Yeah. Oh, you know who Quincy Jones was?

31:28.53
Chibbs
She's Rashida Jones.

31:29.90
Bevo
Sheena Jones.

31:30.38
Chibbs
Rashida Jones, the actress is Quincy Jones.

31:31.83
Bevo
From, from Parks and Rec.

31:33.63
Chibbs
Yeah. Uh, so to record the Wolf House, engineer Bruce Sweden set up tape recorders up around his great Dane in a barn overnight, but the but the dog, the dog never howled.

31:49.11
Chibbs
So instead he just recorded himself doing Wolf House.

31:49.37
Bevo
so Oh, with the dog in the room.

31:53.63
gav
ah

31:54.60
Chibbs
yeah And for the creaking doors and everything, he rented the Universal Studios lot for their sound effects and everything, and and did all that himself.

32:03.92
Bevo
and Just opened a door.

32:05.37
Chibbs
And then he opened the door. yeah yeah I've actually been on the tour at Universal Studios over the States, and I actually think they do.

32:08.06
Bevo
What's your?

32:08.51
gav
Yeah, I reckon there's probably... Did they show you the specific door that creaked for the intro of this song?

32:15.62
Chibbs
like I think they have the creaking door.

32:16.34
gav
but

32:16.88
Bevo
It's just opening a door. ah And that concludes the tour.

32:19.34
Chibbs
yeah ah you Does anyone know this sound?

32:19.94
gav
yeah

32:22.79
Chibbs
Is that Thriller? way yeah ah Yeah, yeah.

32:26.81
gav
of

32:27.65
Bevo
Thank you.

32:28.41
gav
but

32:30.96
Chibbs
um um and What's on Thriller?

32:31.62
Bevo
What's everyone's favorite song on Thriller?

32:34.85
gav
Oh, well, that's a great question.

32:36.76
Bevo
Okay. Let me, I'll go. I want to be starting something baby with mine.

32:38.05
gav
Um,

32:39.84
Bevo
Girl is mine. Thriller beat it. Billie Jean human nature. Pretty young thing. And the lady in my life.

32:46.65
gav
uh, probably, probably Billy Jean, I think.

32:51.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:51.29
Bevo
bit iconic pretty young things my favorite there's some good stuff going on in there dog now bad dog

32:57.34
gav
Yeah, I'm just looking at the list now.

32:57.35
Chibbs
Yeah, don't I But I'm just going to say this.

32:59.22
gav
Thrill thrill is a banger as well, obviously, but fuck, Billie Jean is such a fucking good song.

33:07.82
Chibbs
so wait wake got A dog is that it's not the strongest line-up in the album.

33:16.26
Bevo
Nah, you know, the song human nature off that album is written by, um, or at least played by some of the guys from Toto, but it's essentially a Toto song.

33:18.91
gav
Huh.

33:25.42
Chibbs
Yeah. they

33:25.66
gav
ah

33:26.90
Chibbs
They did heaps of, um, heaps of his shit, didn't they?

33:27.79
gav
Well.

33:29.82
Chibbs
Like Steve Lukather does the solo on... Something? No, he plays all the guitar on...

33:34.40
Bevo
No, not yet.

33:35.76
Chibbs
He plays all the guitar on...

33:36.50
Bevo
Look at the plays, beat it. And then Eddie Van Halen does the guitar solo.

33:38.30
Chibbs
Beat it. And then Eddie Vinalin did the solo. Yeah.

33:40.55
Bevo
Yeah.

33:41.34
Chibbs
I hate Eddie Vinalin.

33:41.36
gav
Oh.

33:42.42
Chibbs
I'm so glad he's dead. Yeah.

33:45.08
Bevo
I've got opinions about that solo.

33:45.38
gav
ah

33:46.70
Chibbs
Oh yeah.

33:47.28
Bevo
It's that solo is a shit sandwich of a solo. It's like starts good and it's just noodling and then it ends good.

33:50.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:53.41
Bevo
And it's like, you go, Oh, that's good.

33:53.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:54.92
Bevo
Cause it, it starts and ends well.

33:57.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:58.00
Bevo
And the rest is not, I mean, it's technically good, but all the best solos.

33:59.04
Chibbs
Yeah. That's every slash.

33:59.84
gav
Okay.

34:00.57
Chibbs
That's every slash solo ever. Yeah.

34:04.08
gav
I feel like, I feel like Evie Age is one of those guys that's like, the people that love him though would, would kill you over the fact that you said that you didn't like him.

34:09.82
Bevo
Oh, I'm a, I'm a massive fan.

34:13.21
Chibbs
Oh, shit.

34:13.39
gav
Yeah, so watch out Chibs.

34:13.85
Chibbs
Okay. ah Um, yeah, fair enough.

34:15.61
gav
Oh, Jesus.

34:17.26
Bevo
It's like, ah I can admit though, I can admit his flaws for him.

34:17.28
gav
We finally got there.

34:21.36
gav
Yeah.

34:22.22
Bevo
Yeah.

34:22.36
Chibbs
Uh, video. It's video time.

34:25.03
Bevo
All right, Gavin, hit it.

34:36.11
Chibbs
yeah

34:39.71
Chibbs
and go

34:43.75
Bevo
Spooky creepy horror. Michael dangles his infant baby out a window. Oh fuck. Wrong video. Sorry.

34:55.30
Chibbs
That was a scary that was a scary video though that baby was really dangling out there

35:00.32
Bevo
I've also got, I don't know if this is going to go well, so I'm going to try it anyway. it's um

35:03.91
gav
Go on then.

35:03.95
Chibbs
There's another scary video with Michael Jackson. it's ah It's called Finding Neverland.

35:11.88
Bevo
My other, my other summary was, um, video summary in the style of Rodney Dangerfield, you know, the comedian.

35:17.92
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:18.86
Bevo
I don't know if this is going to actually probably cut this out because I'm not going to do an impression.

35:21.07
Chibbs
I'm not. but I'm not going to cut it out.

35:23.97
gav
that That requires him editing the pod.

35:25.72
Bevo
You know, Rodney Dangerfield is the one that's like, Hey, let me tell you, I got no respect.

35:28.94
Chibbs
No respect.

35:29.30
Bevo
I got a role. I got a role in the Michael Jackson thriller music video. They said, Hey, no professionals.

35:35.76
gav
ah

35:38.03
Chibbs
That is Rodney Dangerfield.

35:39.92
Bevo
That's something he would say.

35:40.31
Chibbs
It's very good. It is.

35:41.89
Bevo
They told me to skip the makeup chair and get right on the set.

35:45.07
Chibbs
um It's directed by John Landis. John Landis did...

35:50.79
Bevo
Ghostbusters, didn't he?

35:53.94
Chibbs
ah Did he take Ghostfire? He might have. He definitely did the Blues Brothers and the Three Amigos and Coming to America and american were American Werewolf in London.

36:00.78
gav
Oh, Jesus. What a lineup.

36:04.52
Chibbs
Yeah. Uh, he also did animal house,

36:08.15
Bevo
Oh yeah.

36:10.37
Chibbs
Beverly Hills, cop three. He also did the black and white video for MJ.

36:12.83
gav
Three.

36:15.47
Bevo
Oh yeah.

36:16.20
gav
Doesn't matter if you're black and white.

36:17.05
Bevo
Often, often does ones in color too.

36:19.50
Chibbs
Yeah. It's this video had the budget of 500 grand to make it made, made most of it, I think.

36:22.12
gav
Half a mil.

36:24.77
Bevo
Half a mil.

36:27.75
Bevo
A lot of money in those days.

36:29.37
Chibbs
a lot of money in those days. um I do have a um special guest comment about the video here though. Can I get that Kevin?

36:36.22
Bevo
Oh yeah. Yep.

36:41.88
Chibbs
and john you can't but

36:42.89
Bevo
Oh, but live actually pre-recorded.

36:43.04
Chibbs
Hi, hello everybody.

36:44.00
gav
Oh, oh, genuine, genuine genuine live comment. that He's, he's, how you doing?

36:48.63
Bevo
Hello.

36:49.02
Chibbs
This is a coincidence.

36:50.24
gav
Good to see you.

36:51.50
Chibbs
Yeah, good to see you guys too.

36:51.95
Bevo
I'm just walking past.

36:52.92
Chibbs
I'm just sitting in my own bedroom where Matty is also.

36:55.13
gav
ah but

36:58.78
Chibbs
um

36:58.81
Bevo
I'm just thinking about Thriller.

36:59.54
Chibbs
where

36:59.60
gav
ah

37:01.58
Chibbs
Well, I just watched Thriller last week because Sing did a little rip off of it and they did the same house and they did the same dance.

37:03.06
gav
Sick.

37:12.90
Chibbs
And my kids think it's the best dance they've ever seen.

37:12.94
gav
sick

37:15.42
Chibbs
And I was like, because it is. It's the best dance ever.

37:17.59
Bevo
it is it yeah

37:17.89
gav
It's the best dance. Yeah. Yeah.

37:18.90
Chibbs
It's the most amazing choreography.

37:19.17
gav
Fucking. ah

37:20.23
Chibbs
So I put the video on. And then when he changes to a werewolf, my son was horrified. He's like, this is the scariest special effects I've ever seen.

37:26.89
gav
ah

37:30.88
Chibbs
And I was like, that's what you're scared.

37:31.41
gav
Yeah.

37:33.00
Chibbs
Aren't you scared of that weird little guy with the child's voice that says, you know, I love you much to be my girl.

37:39.21
gav
but ah

37:40.26
Chibbs
That's the scary part.

37:40.69
gav
yeah

37:41.49
Bevo
It is, it is.

37:42.06
Chibbs
And the whole time.

37:42.14
gav
Your kid's one of those ones that would get in the car with a stranger when they pulled up next to them. He's scared of the wrong shit.

37:48.19
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm like the whole time he was just he wanted a little boy to be his girl So he was just fibbing the whole time anyway, you know, and now that you know that when you watch it back, you're like, oh Yeah Anyway, just a coincidence.

37:54.14
gav
ah ah ah

37:58.89
gav
ah

38:02.84
Chibbs
I just happened to watch it so I had to tell everybody Thanks for having me

38:05.73
gav
Nailed the timing.

38:06.33
Bevo
Thanks.

38:06.61
gav
Thank you. thanks just Thanks for stopping by. Pleasure to see you.

38:08.82
Bevo
I did. I did. I want to talk about how, um, how funny it is if like ah in real life, if a zombie started coming up to and then went and a five, six, seven, eight. just And like, what happens after they finish the dance?

38:18.57
gav
yeah

38:23.26
Bevo
So they just kind of like, like Miller light up a seagull.

38:24.41
gav
Miller round.

38:25.97
Chibbs
Oh, like a flash mob.

38:26.32
gav
Yeah.

38:28.21
Chibbs
Like a flash mob, they just go their separate directions. Like, well, that's over now.

38:31.52
Bevo
Yeah.

38:31.62
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

38:33.23
Chibbs
That happens.

38:33.24
gav
There's no way that with decomposing bodies like that would hold together as well as they did during that choreography either.

38:38.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:38.41
gav
They'd have limbs flying off everywhere.

38:38.60
Bevo
Yeah, and also like they had to have rehearsed that at some point.

38:40.28
Chibbs
and

38:43.71
gav
Yeah, imagine walking down by your local cemetery and just see all the all the bodies that that have risen up in their life.

38:43.74
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

38:49.24
gav
Gary, you've fucked up that intro three times now. We'll go from the top again, but if you fuck it up again, I'm digging up Dave.

38:54.52
Bevo
you're out You're out of the zombie choir.

38:56.46
gav
That's it.

38:56.51
Chibbs
It's quite funny because my kids made similar points.

39:00.11
gav
It's because we have the IQ of your children, definitely.

39:01.83
Chibbs
No, I suppose it's just, you know, um correct. you've You've nailed it. It's everyone's noticing the same thing. Yeah. All my kids are real smart. My kids have the IQ of the adults.

39:10.96
gav
Yeah. ah

39:12.37
Chibbs
Let's go with that.

39:12.50
gav
Yeah, let's go with that, let's go with that.

39:14.87
Chibbs
It's definitely not that. Okay. Bye guys. and

39:18.06
gav
Cheers Jazz.

39:20.38
Bevo
Hey.

39:23.63
Chibbs
All right.

39:24.08
gav
Guest on the pod, guest on the pod.

39:25.40
Bevo
Yeah.

39:25.91
Chibbs
Oh yeah, you want the harmony thing?

39:27.02
Bevo
ah Are you going to play the the harmony thing for me chips?

39:27.42
gav
I feel like, um oh yeah, we talked about that.

39:31.82
Bevo
Yeah. It's the coolest thing. It's like, it's all Michael Jackson's individual tracks that turn into the harmonies in the song. And it's, it's not particularly funny. It's just fucking cool.

39:40.33
Chibbs
Okay, should we do that?

39:41.50
Bevo
Yeah.

39:41.99
gav
Yeah, go on.

39:42.87
Chibbs
Oh, just one quick thing on the video.

39:43.55
gav
Oh, yeah, actually, no, fuck it.

39:45.40
Chibbs
Would you rather...

39:46.73
gav
This is like a 14 minute video. Let's get to the thing when we get there.

39:48.44
Chibbs
Hold on, hold on. Would you rather have seen it like a 28 Days Later style running zombie?

39:49.66
gav
Yeah.

39:54.67
gav
Oh, man.

39:54.95
Chibbs
Like you reckon doing those moves but really fucking fast?

39:58.36
gav
Yeah, i i love I love the zombies in 28 days and weeks later.

40:02.72
Chibbs
I love a fast zombie.

40:04.93
gav
And 28 years later is coming out.

40:06.56
Chibbs
Coming out.

40:06.77
gav
um Also with Cillian Murphy, right?

40:07.45
Chibbs
Yeah. Yep.

40:09.15
gav
Like oh fucking gee.

40:10.62
Chibbs
Yep.

40:11.10
gav
But um I've had heated discussions about the fact that, I call it a zombie movie, but other people are like, they're not zombies because they're not the dead that have reanimated.

40:21.53
gav
They get the rage virus and they they're just ah living humans that were infected.

40:24.31
Bevo
Oh, it's all semantics, isn't it?

40:25.37
Chibbs
Oh, fucking whatever.

40:27.73
gav
Yeah, getting real semantic with it, but...

40:29.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:30.46
gav
um Yeah, no, I fucking love those movies. And I would truly have loved to have seen these zombies just fucking spewing blood and shaking and fucking running down the street.

40:36.31
Chibbs
Fucking leg in it.

40:41.71
gav
That would be dope.

40:41.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:42.97
gav
um We didn't talk enough about the video because the start, it's like a 14 minute, whatever the fuck it is, almost 14 minute long short film. And the acting is so bad, so bad, but like iconic film clip, but like,

40:54.23
Chibbs
So bad. Yeah. I think it was so bad. and Michael Jackson obviously had so much power that they went, hmm, you want to do a full movie? You want to do a full one? It's sort of like the Wizard of Oz, but you molest kids.

41:12.02
Bevo
Wasn't he in a wizard of Oz?

41:13.79
Chibbs
Yeah, the wids.

41:14.92
Bevo
Yeah.

41:15.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:15.98
gav
Oh, there you go. I just think that that bit right at the start, just where like she's reacting to all the stuff he's saying about like how they've broken down and she's like, what are we gonna do now?

41:27.56
gav
And it's just like, oh, fucking hell.

41:29.13
Chibbs
He's like, uh, he goes over to John Landis. He's like, is there any way we can make this, uh, attractive lady, you know, act more like a seven, eight, eight year old boy boy?

41:39.08
gav
Seven year old male?

41:45.42
gav
Oh,

41:45.58
Chibbs
I'd find that more realistic. That's what I normally drive around with.

41:48.57
gav
but ah I will say as well, I want, I fucking, Michael Jackson has that fucking, um, at the start when he's the jock that becomes a fucking werewolf, he's wearing a sick jacket.

42:02.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:02.81
gav
And then later on, he's wearing the sick leather jacket.

42:03.36
Bevo
Oh, that's iconic.

42:04.97
gav
The, the fits in this out in this whole film clip are fucking dope.

42:05.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:05.31
Bevo
The red one.

42:08.13
Bevo
Yeah, this is like, when you think of Michael Jackson, you think of him from this video.

42:13.12
gav
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

42:13.15
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%. Yeah.

42:14.50
Bevo
Yeah.

42:15.42
gav
Fucking iconic. Yeah, that jacket is so dope. It's very Eddie Murphy Raw. which kind of ah This came first, right? Eddie Murphy ripped this, surely, for the Raw series, yep.

42:21.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:21.66
Bevo
yeah

42:22.10
Chibbs
Yeah, for sure.

42:23.26
Bevo
I'm just going to read that quote from that we were talking about before. Due to my strong personal convictions, I wish to stress that this film in no way endorses a belief in the occult. That's, yeah, I pay that.

42:34.28
Chibbs
You really have to get that out there.

42:35.79
Bevo
yeah Just because he's he's doing it doesn't mean he believes in this stuff.

42:36.35
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

42:38.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:39.21
Bevo
That's good.

42:39.24
Chibbs
I don't believe it. Yeah.

42:40.42
gav
That's so weird.

42:40.52
Chibbs
John Landis told me to do it.

42:42.12
Bevo
Yeah.

42:42.84
Chibbs
Uh, let's see these harmonies.

42:44.96
gav
Yeah, yeah, go on for the harmonies.

42:45.48
Chibbs
All right. Let's go.

43:10.92
gav
Oh.

43:47.47
Bevo
Oh, it doesn't do that last one. So yeah.

43:48.77
Chibbs
Fuck, if I could do that, I'd never leave my room. I'd i'd masturbate and I would sing.

43:52.25
gav
Yeah, Jesus Christ.

43:53.55
Bevo
I can, you know, I couldn't sort of, I can do that and it doesn't sound that good.

43:54.37
Chibbs
That's what I would do.

43:58.48
Chibbs
god and I don't know.

43:59.06
gav
ah

43:59.78
Bevo
That was me doing the, the fucking monster mash before and it didn't sound like that.

43:59.96
gav
well and

44:03.55
gav
ah Could you hear the wobbly like there was pitch correction in that as well though? am why Was I mishearing that or?

44:08.95
Bevo
Hmm. Well, this is before but pitch correction, but it's got like a synthy quality.

44:11.00
Chibbs
Didn't exist.

44:14.22
Bevo
That's like, I don't think you can achieve that with just those vocals. There's doubling and stuff like that.

44:18.49
gav
Yeah, I feel like there was there was something going on there. I feel like on a couple of those, but that's so fucking sick though.

44:22.06
Chibbs
Quinties, Quinties just, just working his magic with it.

44:22.23
Bevo
Yeah.

44:25.13
Bevo
But still like it's crazy how individually those vocals are kind of weak, I guess in a way, like, but together, fuck hell.

44:25.61
gav
Quincy, Quincy jerked off one of the tape.

44:30.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:33.07
gav
You stack him and it's just like suddenly punches you in the face.

44:34.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:35.51
gav
It's like a new instrument.

44:35.71
Bevo
If you're, and if you ever, if you're interested in that sort of thing, there's Beach Boys ones of those as well, and they're just sublime.

44:36.93
gav
Yeah.

44:40.20
Chibbs
Oh, that's been amazing.

44:41.49
gav
Oh, for sure, for sure.

44:43.71
Bevo
Yeah.

44:44.46
gav
Um, I wonder if anyone's ever done, like, remember when Lorde dropped Royals?

44:48.30
Chibbs
Hmm.

44:49.31
gav
And it was just like, everyone was like, that was the first, I feel, I feel like that was the first exposure. A lot of people had had to fantastic harmonizing. And I would love to hear this done for that song.

45:00.41
gav
Cause that's, that's some really good shit.

45:02.83
Bevo
Shorts out there.

45:04.43
Chibbs
Uh, set list.

45:04.57
gav
Probably would be, I'll have a dig.

45:06.97
Chibbs
What do you reckon?

45:07.00
Bevo
yeah ye

45:07.86
Chibbs
What do you reckon?

45:08.66
Bevo
you

45:13.59
Chibbs
The ultimate skill.

45:13.68
gav
Is there any set lists from the last, from, I mean, go, go recent with this one, Bevo. Have you got anything from the last like two years?

45:18.10
Bevo
I have, yeah, yeah, no.

45:19.71
Chibbs
Oh, to arena. Any of those.

45:22.32
Bevo
I did the most recent Michael Jackson set list though. So you get that just ultimate.

45:25.62
gav
Oh, cool.

45:25.67
Chibbs
Okay.

45:26.61
gav
Yep.

45:27.20
Chibbs
Did he play thriller?

45:28.90
Bevo
He did play thriller.

45:29.25
Chibbs
Okay, good.

45:30.54
Bevo
Um, the ultimate skill it here, this is like, this is the elite, you know,

45:33.07
Chibbs
Hmm.

45:36.08
Chibbs
This is a fucking it ultimate skill, this one.

45:37.48
gav
This is, I feel like this, this is top tier, surely.

45:38.00
Chibbs
um Yeah.

45:40.00
gav
This is going to be a long one.

45:40.08
Bevo
When we decided on this podcast, we held auditions for people who could do this and people who couldn't just didn't get on the pod. So yeah, just so you know, a little behind the scenes there.

45:46.36
gav
They didn't make the cart, yep.

45:50.28
Bevo
We auditioned over 400 people and only four made the cut.

45:54.46
Chibbs
This is it. Uh, how many songs?

45:58.32
Bevo
ah This is October 29th, 1998. The Jerudong Park Amphitheatre Bandar Seri Bagawan, Brunei. Where is Brunei?

46:09.08
Chibbs
ah

46:09.22
Bevo
Someone tell me.

46:09.36
gav
Wait, fucking Brunei?

46:11.13
Chibbs
He's playing for the Sultan.

46:13.15
gav
He was fucking playing for the side. Are you fucking serious?

46:17.19
Chibbs
He had to keep those fucking monkeys fed.

46:19.57
gav
Did you say that this is the most recent set list you could find?

46:22.86
Bevo
Yeah. Well, he died.

46:23.71
gav
Because he had to have done sets after this, right?

46:27.80
Bevo
Well, he, okay. I'm as far as I know. ah

46:31.19
gav
not saying I'm not saying to choose a more recent one. I'm just saying that like, I'd be shocked if his he was...

46:35.47
Bevo
Yeah. Okay. All right. Look at this. Look at this. So 1997 is the last time there was 43 concerts in the year. Then 98, 99, both two, 2000 was one, 2001 was three, 2002 was three and 2006 was one.

46:43.39
gav
Yeah.

46:49.45
Bevo
So I'm guessing that's the, um, he was lying low.

46:50.29
Chibbs
And he's lying low. He was lying low.

46:52.79
gav
Well, he was, he was, I think when he died, he was in the process of um rehearsing for a new tour.

46:57.63
Chibbs
had fifty He had fucking sold out shows at one stadium.

47:00.84
gav
Yeah. He was, he was, he was about to fuck shit up.

47:01.80
Bevo
Yeah.

47:03.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:04.10
Bevo
Also, this is interesting. I've got set lists here on the website from 72 up to 2006. 72, 73, 74, 78, 79, 80, 83, 84, all one or two concerts in the year. 87, he did 19. 88, he did 102.

47:23.22
Chibbs
Whoa.

47:23.49
gav
Holy fuck.

47:24.98
Bevo
And he only did 6, 1990 he only did 1, 1991 he only did 1, 53 in 92, 34 in 93, only 6 in 95, only 45 in 96, 43 in 97 and then 1s, 2s and 3s up until he died.

47:41.38
Chibbs
Yeah, OK.

47:42.99
gav
fuck

47:43.24
Bevo
So not, he wasn't like a road dog.

47:44.87
gav
Fuckin'. Yeah, I really thought he would have been touring more than that.

47:45.99
Chibbs
He didn't have to be at that point though. like he' selling He's got the some of the highest selling albums of all time. He didn't have to be on the road.

47:53.16
Bevo
His, um, his top three most played songs are Billy Jean at two 89 want to be starting something at two 84 and thriller at two 83.

47:54.47
gav
Yeah, that's true.

47:58.92
Chibbs
There you go.

48:00.89
Bevo
So yeah.

48:01.73
Chibbs
yeah

48:02.54
Bevo
So the concert lost my page. Um, and really lost my page. Okay.

48:09.63
gav
yeah Chat amongst yourselves.

48:09.92
Bevo
It's 17 songs. It's two sets split in half. So eight, eight songs. And then the rest, where would you play thriller? Trilla.

48:19.36
Chibbs
I'm going to say it's the song before intermission. So what's that?

48:25.21
Bevo
eight

48:25.49
gav
That's eighth. I was going to say the first song after intermission, funnily enough.

48:29.72
Chibbs
Okay.

48:31.10
gav
So ninth, I guess.

48:34.28
Bevo
Gavin's closest, he plays it second after the intermission, so 10th.

48:37.79
gav
Oh, fuck.

48:39.34
Bevo
Do you want the whole set list?

48:39.35
Chibbs
like okay What? Yeah. Yeah. Let's go.

48:41.08
gav
Yeah. Hit us with it.

48:41.46
Bevo
So he opens with a medley of scream, they don't care about about us and in the closet.

48:44.99
Chibbs
I like scream.

48:47.17
Bevo
ah Then want to be starting something stranger in Moscow Smooth criminal you are not alone the way you make me feel. I want you back. Love you save I'll be there medley so Jackson thing Then a rock with you off the wall Don't stop till you get enough medley then the set break then Billie Jean thriller beat it blood on the dance floor dangerous black or white earth song I love a song heal the world.

49:06.84
Bevo
That was my first favorite song as a kid and then history is the last song Oh

49:10.92
Chibbs
No,

49:11.37
gav
Fuck that second half is stacked, Jesus Christ.

49:15.46
Bevo
It's not even as stacked as it could be though, I think.

49:17.84
Chibbs
no it could be more.

49:19.20
Bevo
Yeah.

49:19.94
gav
True, but still, fuck.

49:20.78
Bevo
There's no human nature. There's no the way you make me feel. Oh, no, sorry. Let's set one.

49:26.60
gav
ah

49:26.70
Bevo
There's ones he doesn't play.

49:28.43
gav
Yeah, yep. Well, I mean, when you got a back catalog that fucking thick, yeah.

49:32.52
Bevo
No black or white.

49:34.58
gav
I thought you said black and white.

49:36.02
Bevo
Oh, sorry. I did.

49:36.78
gav
Black and white, yeah.

49:37.09
Bevo
What the fuck am I talking about?

49:38.52
gav
Fucking hell, man.

49:44.49
gav
Ryan's got the settlers in front of him and he's fucking up the game.

49:44.50
Bevo
to

49:46.20
Chibbs
hey Yeah.

49:46.56
Bevo
um

49:47.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:47.51
Bevo
I'm struggling.

49:48.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:48.49
gav
So if you want to audition for, if you want to audition for Ryan's place on the podcast, then the, it's, it's going.

49:48.54
Bevo
but Okay, one one he doesn't play that's a banger and I know Chibs likes this as well.

49:54.61
Chibbs
her Yeah.

49:54.85
gav
It's going, going, going.

49:56.02
Bevo
One that I know Chibs likes as well is um Remember the Time.

49:59.30
Chibbs
Fucking oath.

50:00.24
Bevo
What a good song that is.

50:00.98
Chibbs
Great song. Amazing song. Uh, legacy a little bit here. Just short. ah Thriller entered the Billboard Hot 100 chart at number 20. It reached number seven the following week, number five the next week, and peaked the next week at number four, where it stayed for two weeks. It finishes number 78 on Billboard's Hot 100 of 1984. It's not really a fucking hit, is it?

50:27.67
gav
No, that's worse than I thought.

50:28.27
Bevo
Isn't it funny how that like stuff can stay on the charts for a little while or not even be a number one and still like just cement themselves in the zeitgeist.

50:35.72
Chibbs
I wonder what was like one, two, and three.

50:36.64
gav
Yeah.

50:39.47
Chibbs
when that was out because yeah I don't know but it got it got kept it got kept off the number one spot though for like that's for a fair while it's like a few weeks that it's there the fact that it even just paid like it it came in the charts at number 20 I wonder if it's just fatigue because it's the seventh single off the album

50:39.82
gav
Oh, that'd be, I bet, I bet there's songs that you'd you'd read out the title and I'd be like, never heard that.

50:46.45
Bevo
Yeah, I'm going to look that up while you talk.

50:46.91
gav
I reckon it'd be some piece of shit.

50:58.79
gav
Yeah. Oh, that's a hundred percent. Yeah, that's a good point. I forgot. I forgot this was the seventh fucking song.

51:11.35
Chibbs
Yeah. Um, but yeah, 84, I don't know. Maybe it was so yeah jeer a bug.

51:19.78
Bevo
Okay, let's look at that. Billboard, Hot 100, 1984.

51:23.06
gav
When.

51:27.21
gav
ah

51:27.94
Bevo
There's year-end singles. When Dove's Cry was number one.

51:32.75
Chibbs
Ah, Prince.

51:32.91
gav
Oh, fucking hell.

51:34.53
Bevo
What's love got to do with it? Tina Turner.

51:36.25
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay.

51:36.53
gav
Oh.

51:36.75
Bevo
Then we've got say, say, say by Paul McCartney, Michael Jackson, Footloose, Phil Collins against the LODS, Van Halen's jump, Lionel Richie's hello. Thriller's not, where's it?

51:48.48
Chibbs
Well, 78.

51:48.51
Bevo
It's way down.

51:53.04
Bevo
Yes.

51:53.13
gav
Yeah, look, that was, that was some.

51:53.48
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

51:53.68
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:53.95
Bevo
Heaps. Yeah. Uptown girl came out the year, all night long, Lionel Richie, Ghostbusters, all these songs.

51:56.36
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good.

51:56.43
gav
Oh, fuck me.

51:57.25
Chibbs
Yeah, it's some good.

51:57.43
gav
That is such a good song.

51:58.25
Chibbs
That's a good music out there. Ah, fuck all night long by Lionel Richie.

52:00.00
gav
Okay. Sorry.

52:01.92
Chibbs
It's one of the best songs of all time.

52:03.09
gav
Never mind. Okay. I retract. I retract my fucking, my qualms about this.

52:04.79
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

52:07.06
Bevo
Time after time, girls just want to have fun.

52:07.13
gav
This is, ah, fucking love time after time.

52:07.38
Chibbs
Not no problem. Yeah, all of these are better than Thriller. That's fine. I don't have a problem with this at all.

52:11.64
gav
Sydney Lauper, man. Jesus. This is, yeah, fuck Michael Jackson.

52:14.32
Chibbs
At all.

52:14.75
Bevo
99 Luft balloons.

52:15.32
Chibbs
At all. ah

52:19.04
gav
Yeah, balloons

52:21.66
Chibbs
Yeah, great. bad and that ba ba ba ba bad bad yeah and but but but Yeah, the Goldfinger version is the one that brought my attention to it.

52:24.47
gav
yeah that song is a fucking hit.

52:27.53
Bevo
Goldfinger version.

52:31.70
gav
Hmm.

52:31.81
Chibbs
It is time for...

52:35.18
gav
Ooh.

52:45.69
Chibbs
Well, his deceased estate, I guess, is what's it worth in 2024, Bevo?

52:48.34
gav
Yeah.

52:52.40
Bevo
So I'm still in the Hot 100 in 1984. This is a good list of soul.

52:55.23
gav
yeah

52:58.40
Bevo
Uh, 800 million.

52:58.77
Chibbs
Okay, Gav.

53:01.21
Bevo
Most famous person on the planet at one point.

53:05.34
Chibbs
Lot of lawsuits.

53:07.74
gav
Yeah, i I reckon, I reckon 800 swinging way high.

53:08.18
Bevo
Go to ranch.

53:13.60
gav
I'm... Fuck. Nah, he was very fucking rich though, surely. I'm going... Ah, fuck it. I'll go half a billy. I'll go half a bill.

53:21.70
Chibbs
Ah, nah, it's way more than that. It's $2 billion. dollars Yeah.

53:25.12
gav
Ooh, fuck.

53:25.40
Bevo
Wow. Fuck me.

53:27.68
gav
Two fucking billion.

53:31.56
gav
Oh, man.

53:33.08
Bevo
That includes nothing but net worth.

53:34.52
gav
Someone want to audition for my fucking position on the pod, man.

53:37.54
Bevo
Nothing but net worth.

53:37.74
Chibbs
All right.

53:39.14
gav
ah It's a lot of work for me. I'm not proud of it.

53:43.10
Bevo
You could take that and have it for like a networking seminar.

53:43.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

53:47.20
Bevo
Nothing but network.

53:48.39
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a real aggressive networking song. Let's rate this shit.

54:02.21
Bevo
A little gear change there,

54:02.52
Chibbs
Okay, yeah, it is, isn't it?

54:07.26
gav
ah

54:07.28
Chibbs
like Okay, should I get the dog? Should I get my finger on the dog um thing here? Is there gonna be any weak-gutted dogs?

54:12.63
gav
i I think we, as we said before the show started, there is no way, there's no way we've got a weak gunner dog on this episode.

54:13.87
Chibbs
What what what are we gonna rally out of?

54:19.42
Chibbs
Okay. What are we running out of though? Like ghouls, eyes of aliens.

54:24.76
gav
Oh, surely how many eyes the aliens got? um

54:27.98
Chibbs
Well, 10 wasn't that many. I had 40.

54:31.29
gav
ah True um God um how many killers you're inside?

54:32.90
Bevo
um

54:35.74
Bevo
Jackson 5, Tito's.

54:38.39
gav
um

54:41.77
Bevo
Did you hear about um Bubbles the chimp?

54:41.82
gav
yeah

54:45.14
Chibbs
Yeah. What about him?

54:45.80
gav
Michael Jackson's gym.

54:46.29
Chibbs
He's still alive.

54:46.54
Bevo
No, I heard he made a very a bad ending.

54:50.10
Chibbs
I thought it's still alive.

54:50.48
gav
Oh Tell me tell me more bevo this sounds right up my alley carry on oh

54:51.08
Chibbs
Bubble's still alive.

54:55.08
Bevo
Uh, maybe one thing is I've just fully threw that out without knowing enough about it to make that claim happen.

54:59.23
Chibbs
That's what this podcast is all about. I like it. Go. What did you hear?

55:01.72
gav
Yeah, what what you what you heard is now a fact, carry on.

55:02.94
Bevo
Oh, well, I just, I just Googled it.

55:04.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

55:08.08
Bevo
Uh, his favorite pet, a chimpanzee named Bubbles tried to commit suicide.

55:12.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

55:13.07
Bevo
That's all I know.

55:13.12
Chibbs
Okay.

55:13.41
gav
Oh, fuck.

55:15.06
Bevo
I know.

55:15.65
Chibbs
Attempted.

55:16.79
Bevo
Bubbles is still alive at 40 years old and living in Florida.

55:17.82
gav
um There you go.

55:20.46
Chibbs
There you go. Yep. Still kicking.

55:22.62
gav
um

55:22.67
Chibbs
Outlived. Hold, um, MJ. Um, okay. Ten you'd rather die. No, wait. Yeah. Ten you'd rather die than ever hear the song again. One that's going to be in the Spotify rap.

55:33.90
Chibbs
I just got confused with the.

55:35.37
gav
I love that you just forgot how the whole fucking formula works.

55:36.69
Chibbs
not done ah and it's light yeah I

55:38.83
gav
It's not like you're up to episode 400 and what are we? Oh, have we done episode 420 yet?

55:44.22
Chibbs
No, no, I don't think so.

55:44.82
Bevo
I think we, no, we don't because it got high, are we?

55:47.02
gav
We're approaching it.

55:48.28
Chibbs
We're getting there.

55:48.62
gav
We must be, we must be close.

55:49.08
Chibbs
Yeah. We are getting there.

55:50.87
gav
I was like, we've got to, we've got to get, yeah, that's got to be a specific song.

55:50.96
Chibbs
We are getting there.

55:53.73
Chibbs
We'll work it out. Yeah. Uh, what do you give it out of 10 Bebo?

55:57.40
Bevo
Oh, one, easy.

55:59.14
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. All right. Gavin.

56:03.87
gav
Um, yeah, it's, uh, I was going to say two, but it's so fucking good. It's, it's, I mean, it's probably a one. I'm going to go a 1.5 just cause I was like, my original score was two and I didn't.

56:15.68
gav
Yeah. I would give it a one if it wasn't my, if it was my favorite Michael Jackson song. The only reason it's not number one is because it's not my favorite MJ song, but it's fucking right up there. It's a banger.

56:23.31
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Yeah, I gave it a one as well.

56:26.19
Bevo
Yeah.

56:26.44
gav
Yeah.

56:26.66
Bevo
two yeah we We had to do it, but yeah.

56:27.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

56:28.21
gav
Yeah.

56:30.33
Bevo
No, nothing.

56:30.40
Chibbs
um

56:30.46
gav
Yeah, it's um, it's a it's a fucking proper proper good song Very much standing the test of time as we speak. It's fucking great ah and And I wish and I wish I was one of them I wish I was one of them might have had a little

56:40.11
Chibbs
Yeah. um And our thoughts go out to all these victims and thanks, fellas.

56:43.66
Bevo
yeah

56:46.96
Bevo
but Love the art.

56:47.08
Chibbs
f Yeah.

56:47.89
Bevo
Hate the artist.

56:50.11
Chibbs
Oh, see Andrew, Andrew Schultz bit is fucking great where he's like, Oh, you're molested by your hero.

56:59.45
gav
ah And how about um Dave Chappelle's bit where he's like he he did that shit that is such a good special

57:02.80
Chibbs
I should be all spits. Great. Yeah. Yeah. yeah Just like now I'm not a pedophile. but But if I was, I'd tell people I'm Melissa McCauley-Cock and they'd be like, damn, that that kid's hard to catch.

57:22.93
Chibbs
All right. Thanks, fellas. Everybody else, go and get fucked.