Spread The Puss - Ayesha Erotica

Dispense the charmeth, let it flow,
For every gaze, a spark shall grow.
In wanton jest and mirthful play,
She steals the heart and fades away.
Oh, with each step and turneth bold,
She weaves a tale of love untold.

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Transcript

00:40.47
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, it makes you want to glue your hand to a priceless painting.

00:50.90
Bevo
Which one would you glue?

00:51.00
Chibbs
People do that.

00:52.14
Bevo
Oh, here we go again.

00:52.85
Chibbs
Oh, Oh, shit. Jesus fucking Christ. That goddamn piano chord.

00:58.04
gav
up dead fuck Oh with the girl with the little like sun hat on and he get gets zoom keep zooming in on her face Yeah, I forget who painted that It's a good film it's a good film

00:59.16
Chibbs
Shut up.

01:00.73
Bevo
I would glue my hand to, uh, what's that one that's in, uh, Ferris Bueller.

01:10.05
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That one.

01:13.86
Chibbs
I've never seen Ferris Bueller's Day off.

01:15.98
Bevo
Great. One of the best.

01:18.01
Chibbs
I don't like Matthew Broderick.

01:19.72
Bevo
Nah, you do.

01:21.48
gav
you do you just don't realize

01:21.97
Bevo
you just You just haven't seen that movie.

01:23.71
gav
um

01:24.12
Chibbs
Okay, I do.

01:24.57
gav
ah

01:25.38
Bevo
You're basing your entire opinion of Matthew Broderick on ah Simba from The Lion King and Godzilla 98.

01:27.53
Chibbs
yeah

01:34.35
gav
but

01:34.79
Chibbs
And speaking of Matthew Broderick, we are doing Spread That Puss by Ayesha Erotica.

01:51.57
Jasmin
I'm sorry.

01:57.58
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah and

01:58.63
Bevo
And so on, et cetera, et cetera.

01:59.20
gav
ah You've really given up on the fucking roll off, eh?

02:04.97
gav
It's like, it's too much effort to roll that volume off, yeah umm I'm just gonna cut it.

02:07.45
Jasmin
Hahaha.

02:10.00
Bevo
can Can you play that again, please?

02:12.09
gav
Yeah, hit it, hit it, go on.

02:13.79
Jasmin
Hahaha.

02:14.08
gav
Fucking oath.

02:28.23
Bevo
Songs can really be about anything, can't they?

02:29.86
Chibbs
ah yeah

02:31.56
gav
so yeah

02:34.22
Chibbs
yeah

02:34.33
gav
fuck know

02:35.39
Chibbs
It's a word she's not saying.

02:36.61
gav
Fucking hell.

02:37.27
Jasmin
ha

02:39.22
gav
ah

02:39.99
Jasmin
ah The words if you want to, we're going to spread that plus if you want to.

02:40.32
Chibbs
ah

02:43.37
Bevo
Yeah, that's the, yeah.

02:43.72
Chibbs
yeah yeah

02:43.82
Jasmin
If you don't say that, it's like you're doing it, whether you want to or not.

02:46.42
Bevo
Yeah, and well, not not in Trump's America.

02:46.48
gav
Yeah.

02:48.26
Jasmin
It's a whole different song.

02:49.63
gav
Wait, really? Oh, God.

02:53.44
Chibbs
ah Gavin's here.

02:55.97
gav
Mm.

02:56.05
Chibbs
There he is, with a mouthful of B.

02:57.32
gav
How we doing? Now, full of beer, how are we?

02:58.60
Chibbs
Yeah, full of B.

03:00.74
gav
full of

03:01.10
Chibbs
Bemos here, trusty beverage.

03:02.41
Bevo
I'm going to interpret tonight as um like the old 1920s interpretation of the word puss, which is mouth.

03:09.26
Chibbs
Right in the puss.

03:10.59
Bevo
Yeah.

03:11.54
gav
but We're gonna spread that spread that mouth is arguably worse.

03:11.50
Jasmin
and

03:15.44
Chibbs
Worse. It's more disgusting.

03:17.69
gav
It is a bit filthier.

03:18.72
Chibbs
It is, it is, it is.

03:18.98
gav
Yeah.

03:20.14
Chibbs
And Jazz is here.

03:20.39
Jasmin
I'm back.

03:22.06
Chibbs
Yep.

03:22.20
gav
Yeah.

03:22.56
Chibbs
It's a woman's world and you're lucky to be living in it slash slash spread that force because this was a fair request.

03:26.42
Jasmin
Yep, he's spreading the puss.

03:30.86
Bevo
Katy Perry has been real quiet since that episode dropped.

03:30.83
Jasmin
yeah

03:32.92
gav
Okay. So I will say this was not, we're not getting jazz on here thematically. This was a, this was a, uh, a fan request, I believe.

03:44.53
Chibbs
Correct.

03:44.57
gav
Yeah. Okay.

03:45.07
Bevo
yeah

03:45.33
Chibbs
Yes.

03:45.57
gav
So someone wrote in and asked for this.

03:47.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:47.70
gav
and We didn't pull jazz in particularly for this mad dog's not here because he's either dead or being fisted by Singaporean customs.

03:47.74
Bevo
It's all a big coincidence.

03:56.37
gav
We haven't yet heard.

03:56.55
Chibbs
No, well, no, ah there's a thing here, like it's come up and it says that he, um ah I don't know if he's caught yet or he's going to get caught because he was burglarizing a woman's house and she posted on Facebook about how my house has just been broken into.

03:59.54
gav
Oh, ah what's.

04:16.61
gav
right okay yeah fair enough that'll do it they're gonna look into it it was definitely him though right and he was just feeling a little bit bad yeah okay

04:16.84
Chibbs
And he then posted a response saying, yeah, sorry about that. um Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:22.65
Bevo
uh...

04:24.46
Chibbs
So they're going to look into that.

04:25.07
Bevo
will apologize often

04:26.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. I would imagine so. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's like chopping, you know, he stabs him and then says, sorry.

04:35.06
gav
I mean, I respect that. I feel like that's something that's gone by the wayside a little bit is the criminal larrikinism of Australia.

04:42.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:42.33
gav
you know like i don't mind I don't mind if you shoot him in the guts, but just like just make make make a quip about it later.

04:43.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:47.64
Chibbs
Let's have a laugh about it. Well, on the way to the hospital.

04:50.76
gav
like as he's As his small intestine starts trying to force its way out of the bullet hole in his gut.

04:51.61
Chibbs
Yeah. You know that woman, ah that that woman that was running that fucking Ponzi scheme that they found her foot washed up on the beach, she's still in her shoe?

05:00.27
gav
Yes! Yes!

05:02.01
Chibbs
See, that was a good laugh.

05:03.80
gav
That was a proper laugh. See, Australia's lost that a little bit. And that was a, that was a bit of a glimmer of the old days.

05:08.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:09.18
Bevo
Bring back back severing foot.

05:10.41
gav
It's like, we fuck around as well.

05:11.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:12.56
gav
And then sometimes we cut up a bitch that committed a massive Ponzi scheme.

05:15.77
Chibbs
Yeah, that that that defrauded the wrong people and now she got chopped up into pieces and dumped in the ocean.

05:18.82
gav
Yeah. That's it. That's it. And every now and then, and I mean, it's fun. We all get it. And then every now and then you fucking defraud the wrong people and you end up in little bits in Botany Bay.

05:28.10
Chibbs
yeah yep little bits yep not the puss spreading at all yeah i don't know where the puss i don't have to puss got washed up lyrics goes i stood on the corner and shook my shit

05:32.09
Jasmin
spread and everything, not just the poor, say everything.

05:33.48
Bevo
Yeah.

05:34.44
gav
not just the puss, spreading your body parts all up and down the New South Wales coast.

05:34.94
Bevo
ye um spread and Spread the news.

05:39.53
Jasmin
and

05:40.06
Bevo
Speaking of spreading, speaking of spreading peas, um let's let's fucking get into it because there's plenty to dive into here.

05:40.29
gav
Yeah.

05:43.38
gav
but They haven't yet found the puss.

05:50.99
gav
but Bemos like, can we bring this shit back in?

05:53.52
Jasmin
ah

05:58.98
Chibbs
Now, now I'm finna give y'all another hit. We're gonna spread that puss, yeah. Spread that puss. We're gonna spread that puss, baby. Spread the puss. We're gonna spread that puss, yeah. Spread that pusse but going to spread that pus baby spread the pus were going to spread the puss. spread that puss, we going to spread that pus baby. Spread the spread the puss, yeah. Spread the puss. We're gonna spread that puss, baby. Spread the puss.

06:32.02
Jasmin
So, sorry, what's she going to spread?

06:32.27
Bevo
Okay. No, you no, you got one of those wrong.

06:34.35
Chibbs
to

06:35.11
gav
Nutella.

06:36.05
Bevo
The second last one is that twice and every other one's alternating.

06:39.82
Chibbs
Ah, poetry is hard.

06:39.82
gav
Yeah, you're right.

06:41.42
Bevo
Oh, there's a lot of, yeah.

06:42.97
Chibbs
I don't know.

06:44.18
Bevo
There's an algorithm here.

06:45.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:45.60
gav
ah

06:46.56
Bevo
That, that, that, the, that, that, that, the, yeah, et cetera.

06:46.67
Jasmin
So she's just a.

06:51.17
Chibbs
Right.

06:51.39
gav
That, that, that, there you go.

06:51.47
Bevo
Yeah. It goes on.

06:52.05
Jasmin
She's a prostitute drumming up business. Is that what she says?

06:54.92
Chibbs
but she

06:56.17
Jasmin
We stand on the corner, shake my shit.

06:57.38
Chibbs
Yeah, but, okay, if you were if you were shaking your shit at someone though, would you pull over and ask them to spread the puss?

06:57.94
gav
Shaking it a few.

07:06.40
Chibbs
Like, ah you yeah, I guess.

07:06.48
gav
Immediately, immediately.

07:08.60
Jasmin
but

07:09.50
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, you know, den so not everyone everyone's Dan Southern, are they?

07:14.11
gav
but ah Loves a bit of mud.

07:14.72
Chibbs
With their shit way, aren't they? But, um yeah.

07:18.54
Jasmin
This might be a dirty shit crime.

07:20.56
Chibbs
It could be a dirty shit crime.

07:21.77
Bevo
Well, there's a deep pull.

07:23.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:23.33
Bevo
I actually have a story about literal shaking of my shit.

07:24.47
gav
the Go on.

07:26.72
Bevo
Well, not my shit, my dog's shit.

07:28.81
Chibbs
What?

07:28.87
Bevo
ah ah took it I took her for a walk and had a bag of poo in my hand while I was walking her.

07:29.05
Chibbs
How?

07:33.34
Chibbs
oh

07:34.44
Bevo
And then she saw another dog and started going psycho. And I had the poo bag in the hand with the lead. So she started going around and around and the bag split. And it was like a, it was like a, like a lasso of poo going everywhere.

07:43.49
Chibbs
oh ah ah yeah you shook You shook your shit!

07:43.50
gav
ah oh

07:49.90
Bevo
Yeah, I shook her shit, went all up my leg, all up my leg, the poo went all over the like the road and everything, and all over her, and I just had to walk up and shake.

07:50.16
gav
is Did you then give us another hit?

08:01.31
Bevo
Covered in poo.

08:01.81
gav
With the biggest, with with the biggest erection.

08:02.00
Chibbs
That's yeah the ultimate walk of shame.

08:05.72
Jasmin
This is a live experiment. Did someone come and try and spread your puss after that?

08:09.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:10.12
gav
yeah

08:11.73
Bevo
Yes.

08:12.22
Jasmin
it out

08:12.42
Chibbs
Yes.

08:13.93
Jasmin
yeah we

08:14.08
Chibbs
Hey, Gav, you're up to date in urban culture.

08:14.25
gav
yeah

08:14.96
Jasmin
but

08:15.38
gav
Yeah, mate.

08:19.65
gav
Fucking hell.

08:20.34
Chibbs
Explain Finner to me.

08:20.82
Jasmin
and

08:22.77
gav
Uh, it's synonymous with gonor, like going to.

08:25.73
Chibbs
Why?

08:27.15
gav
Um, I'm not going to give you a reason why.

08:36.03
Bevo
I think it's more, it's more like just about to, ah see it yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:37.03
Chibbs
ah sir

08:40.46
Chibbs
yeah okay all right yeah uh fixing two fixing two is good i'd like that yeah can i use the word finner great yeah he really did um just open a lot of open a lot of doors up for the point

08:41.40
Bevo
fix

08:43.73
gav
Hell yeah, bitch.

08:43.88
Jasmin
yeah

08:46.38
Bevo
Fixing to is it fixing to.

08:48.87
gav
Mixing too, all right.

08:51.61
Bevo
I'm fixing to.

08:51.98
gav
i i

08:55.25
gav
you can You can use Finner.

08:56.16
Bevo
You need to ask Wayne that.

08:56.41
gav
You can mostly do it ironically, but I think once Mac Miller did it, we're all in the clear.

08:56.73
Jasmin
Ha ha ha!

09:03.04
gav
He opened up a lot of doors for the white man.

09:09.55
gav
Oh fuck, that was not on my bingo card of things to say today, but here we are.

09:12.19
Chibbs
the that's good yeah It's Trump's America.

09:20.51
Chibbs
Okay now, ladies. Yeah. Do you want to get down? Hell yeah, bitch. I'm finna get down. Okay now, ladies. Yeah. Do you want to get down?

09:31.75
Chibbs
Hell yeah, bitch. I'm finna get down.

09:34.79
gav
I reckon you're right Bevo, I'm fixing to get down is a way better lyric and I'm fixing to get down.

09:34.82
Chibbs
If you... I'm fixing to get down.

09:38.24
Bevo
Yeah, fix in two but becomes

09:39.35
Chibbs
100%.

09:42.72
Bevo
Fixing tough, yeah, thinner.

09:44.74
Chibbs
Uh, now it goes, it goes way deeper here. It says, if you graduated college, if you got no friends, if your dad is ugly, yeah if your uncle's Jewish, if it's Kwanzaa.

09:52.84
gav
o

10:00.14
Jasmin
ah spread the pu three times by her

10:04.30
gav
Can we make it four?

10:06.36
Bevo
Put a finger down.

10:08.69
Jasmin
man

10:10.25
gav
a

10:14.62
Bevo
Not today.

10:14.84
Chibbs
If you got pancakes, then... If you got no cakes... Bitch, shut up and spread the puss, spread, spread, spread, spread, spread the puss.

10:25.13
Jasmin
I spread the post three times by her.

10:33.14
Chibbs
And so on, and so on, and so on.

10:33.14
Jasmin
yeah

10:34.26
Bevo
It goes on like that.

10:35.90
gav
Ah, for a long time actually, yeah.

10:38.37
Chibbs
Sorry, it does do that a long time with the spread, spread, spread, spread, spread the puss, spread the puss, spread, spread, spread. And then it gets to a cool bit because it says, my pussy, my pussy, my, my, my pussy.

10:51.22
Chibbs
My pussy, my pussy.

10:51.21
gav
Wait, no, this is, that's verse, that's verse two.

10:53.16
Chibbs
I am going to spread my pussy.

10:53.45
gav
I feel like we're jumping ahead.

10:56.06
Chibbs
Oh, I didn't. It's all one fucking long thing for me.

10:57.10
Bevo
No, no, he's right. and He's got it. I'm on the Google lyrics.

10:58.72
Chibbs
Is that it? Okay. Now the graduated college, no friends, that is ugly. All of these, uh, end up in a puss being spread.

11:10.88
Bevo
Do you remember that ad on TV, kids ah kids' toy, my model? My, my model, my, my, my model.

11:19.30
Chibbs
It does ring a bell.

11:20.61
gav
Oh.

11:22.32
Chibbs
I don't know why it does when it does.

11:22.92
Bevo
That's an earworm and a half.

11:24.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:25.28
Bevo
My, my model, my, my, my model.

11:25.49
Chibbs
Yeah. What'll it do?

11:28.96
Bevo
It was just like a doll's head that you could like put makeup on.

11:31.21
Chibbs
A seven head.

11:31.67
gav
Fuck.

11:33.20
Bevo
Yeah, pretty much.

11:33.40
gav
Yeah. They've gone for the arm. Oh, fuck. Oh, I hate it when I can't pull a serial killer.

11:37.45
Bevo
And it was like, it was a Eurobeat song for the ad from Zapf, Zapf Creations.

11:40.52
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

11:42.36
gav
who was that Who was that serial killer that cut his fucking mum's head off and fucked her?

11:48.01
Chibbs
Ed Kemper.

11:48.96
gav
yes fucking thank you jesus that was annoying me you gone gone oh bad dog all

11:51.16
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go. He murdered his grandparents as well. So he murdered his, gra he he shot his grandparents when he was 13 or something, um went to juvie, ah got out and then murdered his mum and fucked her seven head.

11:59.40
gav
right yeah don't

12:05.71
Bevo
Oh, yep. Just prison system works, doesn't it?

12:07.71
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. And he went to jail for that and got out and then he murdered heaps of women.

12:14.09
Bevo
You know, John Lennon's killer is like every couple of years gets put up for like his sentence is up, but they just keep going.

12:18.17
Chibbs
Peral.

12:18.58
gav
parole.

12:20.46
Bevo
No, no.

12:21.48
Chibbs
Yeah, nah, everyone still cares a fair bit about that.

12:22.07
Bevo
Fuck. Yeah.

12:22.38
gav
He's just batshit.

12:23.85
Bevo
Yeah.

12:25.58
Chibbs
Yeah, so, um ah they basically just saying in here there's no discrimination with the puss spreading, right?

12:25.86
gav
Yeah, you're enough.

12:32.68
gav
I just like that if you got pancakes, I just, ah, there's some great, there's that, that verse is good.

12:32.73
Chibbs
It's for everyone. It's for everyone. I love pancakes.

12:37.67
Jasmin
hundred

12:39.68
gav
That verse is good. If you graduated college

12:40.55
Bevo
I like, it yeah, it's like, that's, that's everyone really.

12:40.84
Chibbs
Although, i tell you what though, if you ah it's if you've got pancakes and if you've got no cakes.

12:47.96
gav
Yeah.

12:48.36
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

12:49.17
Bevo
It's like when you're playing guess who and you're like, are you a woman?

12:49.45
gav
Everyone.

12:51.39
Bevo
And it's like, yes, so

12:53.80
gav
Yeah.

12:53.77
Jasmin
Ha ha ha ha.

12:56.75
gav
Yeah.

12:56.87
Bevo
I play it with miles.

12:56.91
gav
Who the fuck invented that game?

12:57.04
Chibbs
yeah

12:58.42
gav
That was the most unbalanced shit ever.

13:00.67
Chibbs
You know what you could turn guess get turn guess who into a sex game But you could call it spread the puss and it's basically it's just these like yeah ah It's Quanta

13:01.59
Bevo
He loves it.

13:06.30
gav
ah yeah yeah You know, the rough part about that, you, you playing that with Miles is Befo.

13:08.05
Bevo
Is your dad ugly? Yes.

13:16.62
gav
If he says yes.

13:19.28
Bevo
Actually just shared a, um, I shared a Facebook memory from the other day where he was like, um, we were talking about what our real names are. And I was like, people call me Mr. Cool. And he's like, you're not cool. You're different.

13:35.30
gav
Oh my God.

13:35.61
Bevo
He was two years old when he said that.

13:38.21
gav
Motherfucker. If he hasn't hit the mark though.

13:40.55
Chibbs
Yeah, he knows, he knows what call is.

13:40.84
Bevo
yeah

13:43.38
Chibbs
I know what call is and you ain't it.

13:46.75
gav
ah she

13:47.61
Bevo
but

13:47.75
gav
Did I ever tell you about um a former colleague of mine? um There was a bit of a language barrier.

13:52.18
Chibbs
Name and shame.

13:52.58
gav
ah No, I'm not gonna, I'm not, okay, I'll name, his name was Zang. He was a great friend.

13:57.53
Chibbs
Okay.

13:58.63
Bevo
Zang!

13:59.51
gav
I went and worked at my, I went and worked so for somewhere that um did drug testing.

14:00.19
Bevo
Wayne's world.

14:04.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:05.34
gav
And he was just like, oh, you're going, yeah like, it was like a project that I was on. I had to go work at this different site.

14:11.10
Bevo
Hang on, did the project do drug testing or was it a project that did drug testing?

14:11.63
gav
And he was,

14:15.39
gav
it was a project that did drug testing. And he was just like, oh, no, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, I i had had to undergo drug testing to work on this project.

14:19.48
Chibbs
You had to get drug tested? Right, okay.

14:22.61
Bevo
Right, the job wasn't testing people for drugs.

14:24.20
gav
Yeah, no, no, no, no, sorry, sorry.

14:25.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:25.80
gav
miss mit Once again, mistranslation.

14:25.94
Chibbs
I'm waiting for the periodic table joke.

14:25.92
Jasmin
You got

14:28.49
gav
This colleague of mine was just like, oh, you're going to work on that project. And I was like, yeah. And he was like, but they drug test. And I was like, yeah, like, yeah.

14:39.15
Bevo
I simply do not do drugs.

14:40.78
gav
And I was like, oh i'll be I'll be fine. I don't do drugs. And he just kind of nodded slowly and then was just like, I don't believe you.

14:47.09
Chibbs
He's just like... Oh dear god.

14:49.65
gav
and this just like I wish drugs were the excuse for all of this, my friend.

14:50.40
Chibbs
None of this is drug and juice.

14:57.01
gav
This is just this just who I am.

14:58.69
Chibbs
i'm always this hard now spread that puss um it says my pussy my pussy my my my pussy my pussy my pussy my pussy i'm gonna spread my pussy my pussy my pussy my my my pussy my pussy my pussy i'm gonna spread my pussy

15:04.23
gav
Yeah. Spread that puss. Yeah. Good times.

15:21.34
Chibbs
Ciara bitch, you can keep your goodies. I'm in the club just spreading my pussy.

15:31.22
Chibbs
ah

15:31.58
Jasmin
Song's only okay because it's sung by a woman.

15:32.13
Chibbs
ah

15:33.80
Jasmin
If a man sings it, it sounds like, bitch, spread your pussy.

15:36.74
Chibbs
ah yeah

15:38.78
Jasmin
It's more of an instruction. It's really uncomfortable. But for her, she's just owning it.

15:43.47
Bevo
ah that There's such a weird image of someone being in the club, just like pulling it apart.

15:50.13
Chibbs
Oh, spread, spread, you said.

15:52.29
Bevo
Standing up on the dance floor and just like going, I'm just reading what's on the page.

15:54.47
Chibbs
Yeah. And then CeeLo just fucking going speed back on it.

16:00.71
Jasmin
Bevo is supposed to be the one that keeps us appropriate and on the, like, we can see each other. He's just like,

16:07.33
Chibbs
He just thinking himself.

16:10.17
gav
na no yeah

16:11.65
Chibbs
Bevo just did, Bevo just licked both his fingers and then just spread his lips apart.

16:16.62
gav
but

16:18.01
Bevo
Let me tell you, let me tell you listeners, there's not much to work with here.

16:17.95
Jasmin
My eyes!

16:18.05
gav
Also, I'm sorry. I was going to say, I'm sorry, Jazz, but for Bevo to keep it appropriate, that would mean that it had to start appropriate, which it does not.

16:20.63
Chibbs
And Jazz is all embarrassed.

16:21.48
Bevo
So there's about four different words that are in this entire song. So it's very limited things.

16:35.57
Chibbs
No, she does sort of... It's the way she says pussy. She mixes it up so many times.

16:38.69
Jasmin
You know I like the message.

16:40.18
Chibbs
Like with the...

16:40.27
Bevo
I like that. It's like the the only substance in here is that she's called out someone specifically by name.

16:41.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:45.85
Chibbs
My name! Who is that?

16:49.47
Bevo
Kiara.

16:50.78
Chibbs
Yeah. ah What are her goodies that she's gonna keep?

16:54.85
Bevo
Maybe some cookies or something.

16:56.63
Chibbs
You reckon she's got like monsters in my pocket?

16:57.32
gav
What?

17:00.15
Bevo
Oh yeah.

17:00.48
Chibbs
but Yeah?

17:01.83
Bevo
Goodies. Okay. Well, all right.

17:02.92
gav
All right. Sorry.

17:03.31
Bevo
Let's see.

17:03.64
gav
It's mr so the record, this song says, this song says, this song says puts or pussy 91 times.

17:03.90
Chibbs
All right.

17:04.27
Bevo
We're going deep.

17:04.89
Chibbs
All right.

17:05.41
Bevo
We're going deep pull 90s toys.

17:06.21
Chibbs
Lay before time puppets.

17:12.06
Bevo
Mighty max, mighty max, mighty max.

17:16.49
Chibbs
Great.

17:19.54
Bevo
Yeah, it's not enough.

17:20.18
Jasmin
And there's like 96 words in the whole song.

17:20.28
gav
Yeah.

17:23.20
gav
Yeah. There's not many more than that.

17:23.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:26.27
Chibbs
Yeah, she does say puss. P-p-pussy. but Spread it, my pussy.

17:29.33
gav
Yeah, I haven't counted the purpose as another.

17:31.02
Chibbs
Yeah, she gets a stutter going towards the end there.

17:32.94
gav
Yeah.

17:33.42
Chibbs
So fucking worked up, she's stuttering. Yeah.

17:35.57
Bevo
Really takes on a journey, doesn't it?

17:35.84
gav
She only says Jewish once though.

17:38.41
Chibbs
the To be fair, she doesn't ever really say, like, is she going to do anything with the puss that's spread? like Or is it just a, it's just there?

17:43.64
Bevo
Nah, she's airing it out.

17:46.03
Chibbs
Just spread out.

17:47.91
Jasmin
you

17:48.73
gav
Hearing it out.

17:49.05
Chibbs
She's got a fan on it.

17:55.15
Chibbs
here

18:00.91
Bevo
well well I'm just finding out about this now.

18:03.11
Chibbs
I haven't been airing my pussy at all.

18:03.66
gav
I'm sorry. As I added...

18:06.76
Chibbs
I keep it enclosed all the time.

18:09.52
gav
ah ah

18:09.66
Jasmin
Evo, tell me more about vagina care.

18:12.58
Bevo
I'm just reading, I'm reading this as you are live.

18:13.40
Jasmin
Are there any washes?

18:19.90
gav
oh

18:20.33
Chibbs
So Bevos take on this as this is all based on some sort of medical practice hygiene.

18:24.04
Bevo
Hygiene. yeah it's Maybe the whole song's about a Pap smear.

18:25.16
gav
Yeah. The fourth verse is all about taking probiotics to enhance her vaginal flora.

18:31.03
Chibbs
That could be.

18:32.39
Bevo
Maybe it's maybe it's a doctor's perspective and it's a Pap smear procedure.

18:32.71
Chibbs
ah

18:36.03
Jasmin
Oh yeah, everyone from all walks of life should go and get checked.

18:36.71
Chibbs
Could be.

18:39.37
Bevo
Yeah.

18:40.54
gav
Yeah.

18:41.12
Bevo
Hmm.

18:41.38
gav
Get checked, get checked.

18:41.67
Chibbs
Yeah, but do we're doing a service.

18:41.77
Jasmin
It's a really good question.

18:43.25
gav
A little PSA.

18:43.23
Jasmin
It is an odd cross section.

18:43.50
Bevo
Public Service Podcast.

18:45.25
Jasmin
It's not like saying if you've got blonde hair or brunette or whatever. It's saying if your uncle's a Jew and stuff.

18:48.58
Bevo
Yeah. If you got pancakes.

18:50.22
Chibbs
Your uncle's Jewish.

18:51.69
gav
yeah ah

18:53.58
Chibbs
anyway If Kwanzaa, time to get that paps me.

18:57.88
Jasmin
It's an inclusive song.

18:58.68
gav
ah

18:59.55
Chibbs
Yeah, she does say bitch a lot.

18:59.78
Bevo
Yeah, it's assertive.

19:03.36
Jasmin
She's owning it.

19:03.83
gav
I think, actually, sorry, sorry.

19:05.20
Jasmin
She can.

19:06.38
gav
I guess we're backtracking and I apologize, but, Chibs, that's a good point. That's the funniest one because all the rest of them are about someone personally, like if your dad is ugly, if your uncle is Jewish, if you have pancakes.

19:17.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:19.27
gav
There's one there that just says, if it is Kwanzaa, which happens once a year, once a year, every fucking body spread the bullets.

19:21.58
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. What's a year?

19:25.32
Jasmin
Everyone.

19:27.78
Chibbs
Spread the puss.

19:28.07
gav
Like, it's not about anything else personally. It's just like, yeah, do it.

19:31.04
Chibbs
And what a holiday to throw out there as well.

19:33.57
gav
I know. That's good.

19:34.99
Chibbs
Yeah, it's great.

19:35.21
gav
That's good. Everyone, let's make Kwanzaa National or International Pap smear day.

19:37.91
Chibbs
What? My best Kwanzaa call is dick in a box when they drop a Kwanzaa thing in that. And it's like that Christmas. A dick in a box, Hanukkah.

19:48.79
gav
Dick in a box.

19:48.81
Chibbs
A dick in a box, Kwanzaa. A dick in a box.

19:53.53
Bevo
Isn't it? Am I wrong? Is there one that's like, is it Ramadan or something? It was like a Solomon respectful.

20:00.33
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah when You want to say Ramadan, spread the puss.

20:06.36
Chibbs
That'll get you stabbed.

20:06.40
gav
ah Ah, yeah, fuck.

20:07.15
Jasmin
Easter Sunday, spread the ball.

20:10.64
Chibbs
Jesus has risen, spread the puss.

20:12.80
gav
ah ah Spread the little boy.

20:16.62
Jasmin
ah

20:18.28
Chibbs
ah Yeah, she says, damn bitch, duh duh damn bitch.

20:19.70
Bevo
Damn, bitch.

20:24.47
Chibbs
She spread her pussy. Damn bitch, duh duh duh damn bitch. she spread her pussy damn bitch da da da damn bitch she spread her fucking pussy damn bitch da da damn bitch now spread your shit spread it open and flick the bean

20:37.49
Jasmin
Ha ha ha!

20:46.24
Chibbs
I'm Joanne Prada, the pussy queen. Spread that puss, yeah, spread that puss. We're gonna spread that puss, baby. Spread the puss. And so on and so on and so on and so on.

20:56.46
Bevo
and so on and so forth.

20:58.55
Chibbs
Yeah, and then it's the fixin' to get down and whatnot and so on and so on.

20:59.45
Bevo
um did you did you Did you clip out that da da dam bit? That's my favorite bit.

21:06.63
Chibbs
Oh, no, no.

21:07.26
Bevo
It's like the DJ button on the keyboard.

21:08.50
Chibbs
Yeah, I did it.

21:08.78
gav
DJ, DJ, DJ.

21:09.32
Bevo
DJ, da da da DJ.

21:10.15
Chibbs
Oh, did I just got the...

21:10.52
Jasmin
she

21:12.48
gav
to

21:14.13
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. yeah

21:17.80
Chibbs
I've got so many stingers now, like with the game things and all this stuff.

21:20.60
Bevo
can't keep up.

21:21.28
Chibbs
I've really got so many that I can do.

21:21.38
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Let's, let's spend some of the pod money and get you a um ah fucking yes yeah.

21:27.58
Chibbs
The biggest soundboard in the world.

21:30.27
gav
Dick, Dick, Dick,

21:30.56
Bevo
It's like, you know, you ever see those, those videos on TikTok or the dogs with the buttons that are like, feed me.

21:31.44
gav
need to i gonna

21:35.93
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, yeah.

21:36.95
gav
yeah

21:37.85
Chibbs
Pray for Mojo.

21:40.38
gav
ah

21:40.78
Jasmin
You see where she...

21:40.90
Bevo
I've been talking to

21:41.22
gav
one of one of the buttons is just spread the pu

21:44.87
Bevo
I've been talking to Dan Southern about, I always come up with like sketch ideas and one of them's like, check this out, I've got this button and my dog presses it and it tells me what the dog's thinking. And you put it down on the ground and the dog presses it and it just says, wolf.

21:57.67
gav
yeah yeah ah That's

22:00.54
Jasmin
There's one where she the cat asks for food and she doesn't feed it and then she presses a button and goes, bitch.

22:06.69
gav
ah

22:09.10
Chibbs
and so yeah yeah It was released on the 3rd of February 2024, 8,180 days after the towers fell.

22:10.64
Jasmin
I laughed more than I needed to.

22:17.45
gav
Oh, shit.

22:20.74
gav
There you go.

22:21.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:21.88
gav
8-1. How many? 8-1.

22:23.91
Chibbs
8180.

22:25.06
gav
8-1.

22:25.27
Bevo
Can I ask a legit question?

22:25.84
gav
80. Okay. Okay.

22:27.37
Bevo
Do you have to look that up or do you do the math of yourself in the head?

22:30.15
Chibbs
Chat check PT doesn't matter.

22:31.54
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, cool, yeah, I thought so.

22:33.45
Jasmin
He's not Zav.

22:34.40
gav
I'll say he's not an ins...

22:35.25
Chibbs
Yeah, come on, yeah.

22:36.07
Jasmin
It's not, she just does the maths.

22:36.24
Bevo
Oh, another deep pull.

22:36.58
gav
Yeah.

22:38.14
Chibbs
Yes, that does the math.

22:41.18
gav
Zeph does the mong's to math.

22:43.20
Jasmin
hey

22:43.68
Bevo
Let's get that back on just so I can make that another I forgot about that.

22:46.25
Chibbs
Just so you can do that again.

22:46.33
Jasmin
yeah The best Zav-related thing is, Zav's a little bitch!

22:47.97
gav
ah

22:52.99
gav
Jesus, you're like the fucking historian of this podcast.

22:53.01
Chibbs
but

22:55.69
Jasmin
What's current to me? Because I'm listening to it, oh it's great!

22:57.99
gav
Holy shit, what episode are you up to? What, what era is that?

23:00.71
Jasmin
I just listened to Huber Stank and Bevo gets so outraged that the name is Huber Stank which sounds like he's made something

23:03.35
gav
Oh, fuck.

23:07.12
Bevo
Oh, I still hate that.

23:13.14
gav
ah To be fair, Nubistank is easily the worst beer name ever.

23:14.13
Bevo
This real thing about like...

23:17.42
Bevo
Oh, I hate it so much.

23:17.82
Jasmin
It's a terrible name.

23:20.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:20.43
gav
Fuck.

23:20.72
Bevo
Stank. Anything about bad smells in songs is like, I don't want to know.

23:25.82
Chibbs
Ew.

23:26.13
gav
It's like, it's like it crosses.

23:26.19
Bevo
Leave it out.

23:27.45
gav
It's like, that's the wrong medium. You know what I mean? It's like, I don't want to hear about smells when I'm listening to a sound.

23:31.84
Chibbs
Nah, that's right.

23:32.93
Bevo
Yeah.

23:32.99
gav
That's fucking, that's cooked.

23:33.26
Chibbs
Not at all. Ayesha Aronica is also known as Miss Cheeseburger. but That's another have another rap name.

23:39.54
gav
a I assume for a related reason.

23:44.79
Chibbs
I guess. ah Spread That Puss is a demo song.

23:49.47
Bevo
Oh.

23:49.91
Chibbs
For someone called Miss Prada so that's who gets name dropped in it so Miss Prada also known as Joanne Prada and Joanne the scammer That's another out there is a character portrayed by comedian and actor Brandon Miller So there's a guy, Brandon Miller, who's a comedian that pretends to be a female rapper called Joanne Prada, and Aisha Erotica made this song for that comedian.

24:22.09
Bevo
Right, that's a lot of layers.

24:24.17
Chibbs
It's a lot of layers.

24:24.66
gav
That's a lot of layers.

24:25.87
Chibbs
There was a real hard concept to try and piece together when I was doing the research for him like, wait, wait, what? Cause it was all put out in such a shit way. It's like the last bit was, and this is also a comedian called Brandon Miller.

24:38.35
Chibbs
It's like, let's start there.

24:38.59
gav
Okay. So you want to know the best part. You look up, if you, if you go to Brendan Miller's Wikipedia page, it does mention that, yeah, Brendan Miller plays a character called Joanne, the Skinner schema and Joanne Prada.

24:46.57
Chibbs
like Okay.

24:48.43
gav
His, his occupations are listed as actor and porn star.

24:52.99
Bevo
Did you know there's a there's a Aisha erotica Wikipedia like you know how there's like Wikipedia for Star Wars there's an Aisha erotica Wikipedia and like yeah Aisha erotica dot fandom dot com Aisha pedia

24:53.64
Chibbs
um ah Great.

24:54.98
gav
Just so you know.

25:01.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:01.95
gav
Yeah.

25:04.11
Chibbs
Oh, they've made their own one.

25:04.93
gav
What the fuck? Really?

25:07.87
Chibbs
Fanpedia thing.

25:10.11
gav
Oh, that's dope.

25:10.23
Chibbs
Oh, wow. That's probably where I ended up getting some of this shit from. So she began releasing music under Ayesha Aratika in 2015 and independently released two albums, two APs and a bunch of singles in two yeah a two year period.

25:27.71
Chibbs
She is a transgender woman. We've had a bisexual and a transgender tonight.

25:34.57
gav
Smashing it.

25:35.01
Chibbs
Inclusion.

25:35.69
gav
What, what, what year did you say, sorry, this was, um I missed that just then.

25:39.22
Chibbs
Uh, it was 2024 February, February.

25:41.32
gav
This song. Oh, so this is like current. This is like a...

25:45.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:45.24
gav
Okay. Yeah. Yeah.

25:46.70
Chibbs
erotica took her music off the internet and stopped making music using her name. I issue erotica in 2018 expressing a discomfort with fame and her public image.

25:57.36
Bevo
Yeah.

25:58.22
Chibbs
Yeah. It's like getting out of it and getting out of this.

25:59.01
Bevo
Discomfort. yeah Yeah.

26:02.27
gav
And then came back with a bang.

26:02.42
Bevo
Can't do anything.

26:02.47
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

26:02.94
Bevo
that

26:03.15
Chibbs
Came roaring back roaring.

26:05.07
Jasmin
sure

26:05.67
gav
and The train is coming into the station.

26:06.63
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:08.81
Jasmin
Now I feel discomfort with her fame and music.

26:09.39
gav
Wow.

26:10.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:11.12
gav
yeah Yeah, now the rest of us do.

26:12.79
Bevo
You're back so we can all feel discomfort.

26:13.99
Jasmin
if

26:15.27
gav
yeah

26:15.98
Chibbs
Also, so if it's a transgender woman, that means this is a dude. Is there a puss?

26:22.99
Jasmin
It's a woman.

26:24.46
Chibbs
No, but is there a puss?

26:25.21
Jasmin
meaning a There might be.

26:27.64
gav
That's, yeah, I'm not sure.

26:29.44
Chibbs
There might be.

26:30.42
Bevo
We don't know.

26:30.80
gav
There might be.

26:30.90
Bevo
We don't know that still so You say, don't stop pre-op.

26:31.10
Jasmin
Post-op, pre-op, we don't know.

26:35.39
Jasmin
No, I said he's a post-doc or pre-doc.

26:35.68
Bevo
There's a stop.

26:36.27
Chibbs
Is this another song?

26:37.79
gav
I think i think that's that's the point though, regardless of...

26:38.95
Jasmin
Is she a post-doc?

26:41.73
gav
regardless of ah That's a shirt.

26:42.64
Jasmin
the

26:47.80
Bevo
Hold on to that penis.

26:50.31
gav
Hold on to that penis.

26:50.42
Chibbs
ah

26:51.85
gav
Jesus fuck, that is a shirt.

26:54.52
Chibbs
ah Don't stop pre-op.

26:55.33
gav
That is a shirt.

26:57.59
Bevo
Hold on to that penis.

27:00.56
Chibbs
I did that penis. a

27:09.38
gav
Oh, fuck!

27:12.46
Chibbs
What a shirt.

27:12.92
gav
Jesus. That's good.

27:14.45
Chibbs
What a shirt.

27:14.96
gav
Alright.

27:15.03
Chibbs
Jazz will remind us in three years that we said, that we said, yeah, that we said that we meant to make a shirt.

27:16.81
gav
Yeah, it's three years. Can you guys make this shirt?

27:20.33
Chibbs
Actually, I, um, uh, no, I won't say it cause I'm going to get it from Mad Dog for Christmas, but it's a, it's a pull from one of the episodes.

27:20.94
Jasmin
i'm Yeah.

27:28.46
gav
Oh, sick.

27:29.29
Chibbs
I'm going to get my shirt made.

27:29.54
Bevo
she

27:29.64
gav
Alright. Tell us when we're offline. we Like, when we when we kill the killer recording.

27:31.55
Chibbs
Yeah, I will.

27:34.39
Chibbs
It's self-produced.

27:36.85
gav
What?

27:37.00
Chibbs
It does not surprise me at all because it sounds like a Yamaha E243.

27:41.58
gav
yeah Hang on, hang on, hang on.

27:42.51
Bevo
Yeah, yeah

27:43.18
gav
so So this and the other song that we've done were two self-produced songs.

27:46.58
Chibbs
Yeah, too self-produced.

27:49.80
gav
That's actually quite rare and we've hit two in a night.

27:50.61
Bevo
This also, when you said she'd like quit the music industry and came back, that happened as well to another song just like this.

27:50.99
Chibbs
It is.

27:59.42
Bevo
And I've forgotten which listeners of listeners of the show will, will remember and they'll bring it up.

28:01.21
Chibbs
Good story.

28:02.48
gav
ah

28:05.95
Chibbs
Okay.

28:06.27
Bevo
It was, um, uh, what was it cupcake?

28:06.45
gav
oh

28:09.49
Bevo
I think it was cupcake.

28:10.47
Chibbs
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Cupcake with a bunch of Ks.

28:14.45
Bevo
Yeah.

28:15.55
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

28:16.07
gav
K, K, K, K, K, K.

28:17.29
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

28:17.53
Bevo
What was the song? I gotta remember.

28:18.13
Chibbs
Cupcake. CPR.

28:20.60
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, I give, I save, yeah, I save Dick by giving it CPR.

28:21.31
Chibbs
That's CPR on a dick.

28:22.87
gav
Oh, fuck.

28:23.75
Jasmin
ah Such a good memory.

28:26.44
Chibbs
I saved Dick by giving it CPR.

28:27.19
Jasmin
and

28:29.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:29.31
Bevo
Hmm.

28:29.73
Chibbs
That's got a lot of downloads that episode.

28:31.79
Bevo
Does it?

28:32.10
Chibbs
A lot.

28:33.11
Bevo
Yeah, right.

28:33.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:34.35
Bevo
Okay.

28:34.50
gav
That's alarming.

28:34.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:35.47
gav
I feel like also CPR, like, do you know the the do it like,

28:36.20
Chibbs
It is alarming.

28:40.13
gav
When, um, ah like I have to do a lot of first aid and shit at work and it's like regularly when you're doing first aid courses, they say that if someone comes in that's had CPR and their ribs aren't broken, they're like, they're like, they didn't do it right.

28:52.02
Chibbs
They didn't do it right. So what would be, what how mangled would the dick be?

28:54.02
gav
It's like, if you.

28:57.03
gav
That's what I mean. If you give someone, if you give someone correct CPR, they have multiple, at least fractured, most likely broke, full on broken ribs.

29:02.94
Chibbs
Fraction cock!

29:05.47
gav
If you give someone's dick CPR, you best believe it's fucking bleeding.

29:09.22
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

29:09.29
gav
Like there is blood squirting from that cock. That's all there is to it.

29:14.94
Chibbs
There's no video, it's a memo.

29:16.73
Bevo
Not on YouTube at least.

29:19.47
gav
ha On RedTube, you best believe there's a fucking video.

29:22.35
Bevo
I thought ah thought maybe we could um come up with a music video for this, if you want.

29:27.52
Chibbs
writes itself.

29:29.00
Bevo
yeah I just like the idea.

29:29.16
gav
Um, I feel like it's just someone opening and closing a cheeseburger.

29:30.71
Chibbs
I imagine it's just it's it's an ad for paps mes or airing one's vagina around.

29:35.08
Bevo
I'm just picturing it on the dance floor, just doing what I was doing earlier.

29:36.89
Jasmin
It actually sounds... It sounds a workout video, like an old one come back Yeah.

29:40.29
Chibbs
yeah

29:40.50
gav
It doesn't be like Denise Austin 1980. Yeah.

29:50.50
gav
That's a pool. We got those. Yeah. yeah Fuck.

29:54.42
Chibbs
Yeah, okay, get an exercise ball out, spread the puss.

29:54.52
gav
Yeah.

29:57.18
gav
ah

29:57.23
Jasmin
Yeah.

29:58.63
Chibbs
Good stuff.

29:59.02
gav
You're doing great girls!

30:00.40
Bevo
wasn't sure that it was on before cheese TV in the morning was um yeah yeah yeah yeah what was it called something Australia doesn't matter yeah that was that was it afraid not

30:04.33
Chibbs
Oh, the exercise things, yeah ye yeah ah yeah.

30:11.74
gav
Spread the puss, Australia.

30:13.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah, yeah, yeah. STP Australia. Do you have an Aisha erotica set list?

30:19.64
gav
ah

30:23.22
Chibbs
Great.

30:23.74
gav
This is a, this is a Slim Pickens episode.

30:26.13
Chibbs
Yeah, it's the biggest legacy.

30:26.42
gav
This was, okay, this was, this was another fan request.

30:27.97
Chibbs
Legacy is...

30:30.08
gav
So do we have some networks?

30:30.20
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah it's nothing. There's no legacy. There's no legacy. The fucking the the the tile on Spotify looks like it was taken with a fucking dispensable camera.

30:38.90
gav
It was uploaded from a, yeah, yeah.

30:39.00
Bevo
Yeah, that's not even her.

30:40.47
Chibbs
Like a...

30:41.39
Bevo
It's not even a picture of her.

30:41.94
Chibbs
Yeah. Isn't it?

30:43.49
Bevo
No, she's white.

30:44.64
gav
Oh my God. but

30:46.38
Chibbs
Wait, who's... Oh, I'm sure I've got a white person on the our podcast tile.

30:51.51
Bevo
ah But the Spotify image, yeah.

30:53.64
Chibbs
Spotify have a black cheat?

30:54.94
Jasmin
Yeah.

30:56.33
Chibbs
Interesting.

30:57.28
gav
Oh, fuck. I, yeah. Okay. I was picturing the wrong human for this, apparently.

31:02.18
Chibbs
Well, we can play one game at least.

31:16.51
Chibbs
What do you think Aisha erotica is worth in 2024 Bevo?

31:21.46
Bevo
2 mil.

31:22.74
Chibbs
Gav?

31:23.78
gav
50,000.

31:25.74
Chibbs
50K.

31:26.73
gav
Yeah.

31:27.58
Chibbs
Jazz?

31:27.74
Jasmin
Was she the porn star or was it someone else?

31:29.69
Chibbs
Ah, the the comedian that she wrote it for a porn star to pretend to be.

31:30.23
gav
No, no, she wrote a song for a porn star. And I, to be fair, I could write a fucking song for a porn star.

31:37.30
Chibbs
Oh, you'd be great if it gave.

31:38.95
gav
I might be good at that.

31:39.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:40.23
gav
That might be my next career.

31:40.71
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

31:41.75
Jasmin
um People like sex. I'm going to say 500,000. She got something from this.

31:48.42
Chibbs
Okay. Um, she must be a drug dealer or something.

31:53.12
gav
Oh, fuck. Does she have a scent? Fuck's sake.

31:56.39
Chibbs
I don't know, cent of puss.

31:58.17
gav
I'm so fucked off right now.

31:59.61
Chibbs
um She has the same net worth as Melanie Martinez. She's worth $8 million.

32:04.14
gav
Get the fuck out, $8 million.

32:04.31
Chibbs
dollars Yeah, no wonder but she just pulled her shit off the internet and went, all right, I'm good.

32:05.11
Bevo
yeah

32:08.71
Bevo
Yeah,

32:09.24
gav
Ah, fuck.

32:12.22
Bevo
yeah

32:12.46
gav
That's actually devastating.

32:13.16
Bevo
cool.

32:14.18
Chibbs
Yeah, pretty right, isn't it?

32:15.32
Bevo
No, poor space.

32:15.25
Jasmin
Why haven't any of us done done that?

32:15.53
Chibbs
Cool.

32:17.89
Chibbs
Well, if someone would just spread their puss, we might get some goddamn money. Let's write this shit.

32:24.70
Bevo
Some goddamn money!

32:26.39
Jasmin
He's talking to you Gav.

32:36.36
Chibbs
ah Do we roll out of...

32:38.85
Bevo
Well, there's so much to go with here, isn't there?

32:38.99
Chibbs
um ah You've spread your pussy so wide you have now split yourself in half and died.

32:42.12
gav
ah ah

32:48.25
gav
How many Jewish uncles do you have?

32:51.84
Chibbs
Ten and you die.

32:55.11
gav
Ten Jewish uncles is another shirt that I feel like might fly.

32:55.86
Bevo
10 you've got pancakes and one you've got no cakes.

32:58.60
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, No Cakes is one.

33:00.66
Bevo
Or the other way around.

33:00.73
gav
ah That's good, actually.

33:01.79
Chibbs
What's being a ten? Ten, you would rather die than never hear this song again. One, it's gonna be on your Spotify wrapped. What do you give this out of ten, Gav?

33:10.56
gav
You know what? ah It's a fucking three, man. A song that says, a song that says, it's not gonna be my rap, but a song that says pussy this many times is fucking, it's it's a it's an it's a number one with a bullet.

33:16.19
Bevo
ah

33:23.59
Chibbs
You're not going to listen to this ever again!

33:24.01
gav
I don't give a fuck.

33:26.25
Chibbs
Only hearing a three!

33:26.44
gav
I don't care.

33:27.26
Chibbs
yeah

33:27.40
gav
I don't care if I never listen to it again.

33:29.49
Chibbs
the

33:29.60
gav
The fact that it, it if your dad is ugly, spread the puss.

33:34.05
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good for right a and it's a good song, that's a good song.

33:34.12
gav
If you told me that any song in the world had that lyric, I'd go, that's a good song. I don't give a fuck about anything else that happens. That is a three in anybody's book.

33:44.94
Chibbs
sharon Fair enough, fair enough, jazz is what he given out of 10.

33:48.13
Jasmin
um I'm ashamed to say I like this dog.

33:51.10
gav
Yes, motherfucker! We're here!

33:53.64
Bevo
message.

33:54.06
gav
We're here!

33:54.67
Jasmin
I live and love the message. But I think, you know, if scenes from an Italian restaurant by Billy Joel is the one, this, but like, I don't want to be called a weak-gutted dog, but I think four is not far enough away from Billy Joel.

34:06.81
Bevo
Yeah.

34:08.47
gav
Crazy frog fall, baby!

34:08.79
Bevo
Oh, I think you should play this thing out for being a wet gutter dog again.

34:12.57
Jasmin
I know me to nod, trying to avoid the weak kind of dog, so that's why it's a fool.

34:12.93
Bevo
Warning wet gutter dog.

34:16.99
gav
Ring-a Fuck yeah!

34:18.50
Bevo
I think you should play it anyway.

34:18.67
Chibbs
Oh! Ring-a-ding-ding!

34:19.47
Jasmin
But probably everyone.

34:20.72
Chibbs
Bam-bam! Crazy frog! It's as good as the crazy frog!

34:25.45
Jasmin
Look, this is what Zav would say, if I was in a nightclub in Belgium, I would be dancing to this song, and I would be.

34:25.59
gav
Honestly, yeah!

34:30.78
Bevo
Oh yeah.

34:34.09
Chibbs
You would be in a nightclub in Berlin just going off your nuts to spread the puss.

34:40.48
Jasmin
I actually have the choreography in my head. it's it's It looks a lot like a TikTok dance.

34:43.11
gav
Yeah, fuck yeah. Also, that's such a that's such a bad point of reference. I feel like if Zav was in a fucking burly nightclub, he'd be going off to Johnny Cash's version of Hurt, to be fair.

34:53.61
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true. yeah um but Bevo.

34:57.27
gav
Fuck you, Zav.

34:59.58
Bevo
Um, I had a really good, terrible time listening to this.

35:02.66
gav
Yeah, Brian!

35:03.90
Bevo
Uh, so, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I didn't enjoy it. Uh, so I give a seven out of 10.

35:10.89
gav
No.

35:12.55
Chibbs
Yeah, okay yeah yeah um I found it to be unbelievably irritating, horrible to listen to.

35:19.22
Bevo
Yep. Yep.

35:21.02
gav
And easy to jerk off to.

35:24.13
Chibbs
No,

35:24.19
Jasmin
But did you like the message, honey?

35:27.09
Chibbs
hi

35:27.89
Jasmin
Ah, I'm gonna have a boring night tonight.

35:28.04
Chibbs
no, I didn't.

35:28.51
Bevo
it's It's like amusing, it's amusing, but not enough, really.

35:29.25
Chibbs
I didn't.

35:32.11
gav
iank good Good luck Jazz.

35:34.17
Jasmin
Yeah, thought I was on it for sure.

35:34.96
Chibbs
yeah i didn't i didn't enjoy it one i didn't enjoy it at all uh i gave it a nine yeah yeah yeah

35:42.80
gav
Wow.

35:43.22
Jasmin
Oh, wow.

35:44.76
gav
Wow. That's a fucking, we're across the spectrum here.

35:45.55
Chibbs
yeah

35:47.60
gav
That's a good one.

35:47.51
Jasmin
Hmm.

35:48.24
gav
I like ones that split the crowd.

35:48.60
Chibbs
That's bizarre.

35:49.96
gav
That's good.

35:50.74
Bevo
but Split the crowd, eh?

35:50.84
Chibbs
Yeah, you'd love splitting a ham, don't you?

35:52.60
gav
I love spread names.

35:54.00
Chibbs
ah

35:57.14
Chibbs
All right, everybody else go and spread.

36:00.32
Bevo
this is spread the post and if you got no friends reach out beyond blue uh it's it's subjective so you know maybe at least at least your mum thought he was all right at one point

36:01.14
Jasmin
Yeah.

36:01.42
gav
ah Spread the post.

36:04.74
Chibbs
but Make sure you go out for a pap smear if you're due.

36:08.13
gav
Yes, get your pap smear on Kwanzaa.

36:09.30
Chibbs
Spread that puss for your gynecologist.

36:11.69
gav
Go on quan next Kwanzaa.

36:12.34
Chibbs
Happy Kwanzaa.

36:13.65
gav
Happy Kwanzaa spread the post for your gynecologist.

36:15.25
Chibbs
Happy spread the puss. the

36:20.72
gav
And if your dad is ugly, no much he can do about that.

36:21.04
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Not much you can do about it, so yeah, you just, yeah.

36:29.79
Chibbs
At some point, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Go fuck yourself.