Messy - Lola Young

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Transcript

00:40.20
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, they make you want to carry your water bottle around at all times, but it's really full of petrol in case you decide to self-immolate.

00:53.88
gav
um I thought when when you were halfway through that I thought you were done and it was really good and then it only got better that was that was fun.

00:54.80
Bevo
cheap Cheaper than water.

00:59.81
Chibbs
Oh, thanks. Yeah. Yeah. That's how you write a good joke is that you think that you think they're done and then they go further.

01:07.68
gav
yeah

01:09.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Um, yeah. I was inspired by that, that woman that got set on fire on the train in New York.

01:16.04
gav
When was that?

01:16.29
Mad Dog
Ah.

01:16.56
gav
Was that just the other day or?

01:17.73
Chibbs
Fairly recently. Yeah.

01:18.45
Bevo
lots of problems with fires at the moment in the United States.

01:18.77
gav
Yeah.

01:20.67
Chibbs
Yeah. Really is.

01:22.14
gav
Um, I'll make self-emoliated, um, outside the, one of the embassies and remember, uh, protesting.

01:22.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:27.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:27.40
Bevo
We have gone down of very we have gone a very slippery slope.

01:27.78
Chibbs
They love doing it in an embassy.

01:31.20
Bevo
We're only one minute in.

01:31.33
gav
yeah yeah

01:31.75
Chibbs
Anyway, speaking of self-isolating, we are doing Messy by Lola Young!

02:16.76
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go. Yep, there you go.

02:20.06
Mad Dog
Okay.

02:20.43
Chibbs
Fuck me! I swear to god, I put a smooth fade out.

02:24.20
gav
wow

02:24.81
Chibbs
When I cut these up, I really do, but it's just like, it's just like fade out, fade out.

02:25.56
gav
hate the fucking

02:29.27
Chibbs
Done! We are done!

02:30.79
gav
ah

02:32.61
Chibbs
so

02:33.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:33.74
Chibbs
It is fading out, and then it's just fucking...

02:35.83
gav
and it just cuts you out yeah <unk> up just slowly that would be so fun

02:37.09
Chibbs
That's it. ah Gavin's...

02:39.09
Bevo
Imagine if we just fade in for the entire episode.

02:39.55
Chibbs
yeah

02:41.51
Bevo
It's just like an hour long fade.

02:42.79
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

02:43.20
Bevo
but

02:45.24
Chibbs
and might be just And I'd still piss me off and to get to the end of the episode and and cut off.

02:49.19
gav
No, everyone will be turning up the volume slowly over the course of the episode to keep it at the same level.

02:52.09
Chibbs
What the fuck?

02:54.39
gav
And then right at the end, we'd bump it straight back to full volume and just blow their fucking eardrums.

02:56.23
Chibbs
ah Fuck him off. Gavin's here speaking of blowing up e-drums.

03:02.03
gav
That's what I do best.

03:03.32
Chibbs
So he does.

03:03.61
gav
Cunts.

03:04.79
Chibbs
Doggy's here. Oh shit, he's messy.

03:07.41
gav
yeah

03:08.59
Chibbs
He's messy.

03:09.39
gav
Shit.

03:10.64
Chibbs
Trusty beverage.

03:11.49
Bevo
Can I ask, do you reckon there's any other podcast on in the world that's this, what's the word I'm looking for?

03:17.86
gav
shit

03:18.06
Chibbs
Has a dog as a host?

03:19.62
Mad Dog
Loose.

03:21.44
gav
There is far loose.

03:21.44
Bevo
Disrespectful to the listening audience.

03:24.57
gav
yeah yeah

03:25.20
Mad Dog
let Less caring about.

03:27.84
Bevo
like

03:28.26
gav
I'm always surprised whenever Jim sends the numbers through like of how many listens and downloads we've got, I'm always fucking baffled.

03:32.35
Mad Dog
ah

03:36.49
gav
I'm like, it, it just, every week I treat it like I'm just talking to you three and I'm like, I forget that this shit gets actual fucking listens.

03:38.11
Bevo
we tell them to fuck off every week

03:41.59
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

03:44.34
gav
It's so fucking funny, man.

03:44.55
Chibbs
Yeah, you...

03:44.64
Mad Dog
It's not something I ever think about. Like I just.

03:47.10
Chibbs
No, you don't you don't think about it at all.

03:47.22
gav
I know we just, I feel like it.

03:49.06
Mad Dog
Nah, I just assume that no one is listening.

03:49.16
Bevo
ah to

03:52.07
gav
I just like talking shit with you three.

03:52.35
Mad Dog
yeah yeah and Then think guys like Gavin, Steve, and come out of the woodwork and like, hey, I've been a fan for three years.

03:53.47
gav
And then it's just like, Tim sends it through and he's like, Oh yeah. So a million people heard that. And I'm like, for fuck sake.

03:58.10
Chibbs
Just like, what did I say? And it's not normally until like a year later and Jazz will be like, you said this and that's wrong.

04:06.96
Bevo
This is why your mom doesn't listen anymore.

04:07.05
gav
yeah Well, it's too late to change now.

04:16.36
gav
Yeah.

04:16.37
Chibbs
Yeah, you're like, really?

04:16.85
Mad Dog
like

04:17.87
gav
Anyone's a return fan. I was telling my sister about this, um, about this pop pop, uh, cause she'd never listened. And I was, I mentioned something about the show the other day and she was like, Oh, I should, I should listen sometime.

04:24.86
Chibbs
You were insulted.

04:29.12
gav
And I was just like, Oh no, don't probably don't do that.

04:29.89
Bevo
yeah

04:31.25
Mad Dog
You don't have to.

04:31.35
Bevo
but

04:31.44
gav
I'm like, and we're like, it don't yeah.

04:32.79
Chibbs
and is far I think we've all been in that where it's like, oh, I heard you do a podcast.

04:35.91
Bevo
Yeah, it's called the ah Joe Rogan Experience.

04:36.91
Chibbs
Like, yeah, don't listen to it though.

04:39.20
gav
And she pulled

04:40.59
Bevo
You should check it out.

04:40.85
Chibbs
Yeah. It'll be like a parent, a parent, it's soccer of like, you know, my son's like, mate's friend.

04:42.75
gav
it up.

04:46.15
Bevo
Yeah.

04:46.68
gav
la

04:47.56
Chibbs
don You got into podcasting.

04:47.81
Mad Dog
like

04:49.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Don't, don't listen to it though.

04:50.40
Bevo
Yeah, don't.

04:50.54
gav
Don't listen to her, whatever you fucking do.

04:51.52
Chibbs
Don't listen to it.

04:52.32
Bevo
It's not me.

04:52.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:52.87
gav
So she pulled it up on on Spotify and she was just like, looked at our rating and she was like, oh, it's, um, it's not, it's not great.

04:58.66
Bevo
Three and a half. but something yeah Anyway, if you're listening to us right now and you haven't read us on Spotify, you know what to do.

04:59.57
Mad Dog
but Not look great, right?

05:00.60
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

05:01.27
gav
and I was like, that's, that's, yeah, that's, that's correct.

05:01.40
Chibbs
Yeah. That's totally fair as well. That's a fair rating. Yeah.

05:10.05
gav
Yeah, go, go.

05:10.08
Chibbs
Yeah, you if you feel like bumping those numbers, up that's fine, but I think three and a half or whatever it's at is fair, real fair.

05:10.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:15.53
Bevo
yeah Yeah.

05:15.81
Mad Dog
That's about right.

05:16.49
gav
Yeah, that's that's probably about, honestly, yeah, anything, any rating at all.

05:20.12
Bevo
We've had the Coco Jumbo guy on the podcast though. Like that's a star in itself.

05:23.40
Chibbs
That's true. He was. We do get, um, we got, we got a comment through, cause people can comment on Spotify, which I only realized very recently.

05:25.51
gav
That's a five star episode.

05:32.26
Chibbs
And there were lots of there that I had to, ah I've got to, I have to approve them before they go up.

05:34.31
Bevo
Really?

05:37.05
Bevo
Okay, all right.

05:37.39
gav
Oh, send us some screenshots.

05:38.03
Bevo
Can you link it when you need it?

05:38.18
Chibbs
And I didn't know that. So I just, so ah well I just went through it.

05:39.95
gav
That's as funny as fuck.

05:41.12
Chibbs
They're they're there. I just went through and went bang, bang, bang, bang, bang approved. And one just said homophobes in capital letters.

05:47.70
gav
Oh, my God.

05:47.89
Chibbs
and i And I just said, approve. Like, yep, that's fine. Put that up. And then it wouldn't.

05:52.19
gav
well

05:53.01
Chibbs
Spotify said, no, we're not putting that up.

05:54.59
Mad Dog
oh okay.

05:54.82
gav
Oh, Spotify said no.

05:54.79
Chibbs
I'm like, oh, whatever. Fine, fine then.

05:56.71
Bevo
Okay, let's make it happen.

05:57.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:57.53
gav
We're to critics. We're open to we're open to you know constructive and destructive criticism, honestly.

06:02.43
Chibbs
Plus, I don't know if they were calling us homophobes or just yelling the word homophobes.

06:06.19
gav
The word, yeah.

06:06.47
Bevo
to into the void.

06:06.88
Chibbs
ah I don't know.

06:07.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:09.06
Chibbs
um Dan Southern is not here.

06:11.39
gav
Why not?

06:12.02
Chibbs
ah So,

06:12.40
gav
Actually, why not? He was meant to be here.

06:14.23
Chibbs
Yeah, he was meant to be here, but apparently he struck it rich with an invention.

06:19.59
gav
Oh, that was always going to happen, I think.

06:19.75
Mad Dog
Oh.

06:20.55
Chibbs
And he's too good for us now. um

06:25.13
Bevo
Was his invention a really, really, uh, short, uh, Instagram video?

06:25.52
Chibbs
yeah

06:30.56
Chibbs
No, that wasn't, he stole all that.

06:31.44
Bevo
bench right Yeah, right.

06:31.48
gav
yeah

06:34.68
gav
ah has

06:35.80
Bevo
From the wasted meme page.

06:35.86
Chibbs
Now he came up with something, he came up with something called the car exhaust barbecue.

06:43.22
Bevo
Okay. All right.

06:43.97
Chibbs
And it's a grill attachment for the car's exhaust pipe that uses the the engine heat to cook food as you drive.

06:45.85
Bevo
Yep. Sounds very carcinogenic.

06:52.03
gav
That sounds great.

06:53.86
Bevo
Yeah, kill them two birds with one stone.

06:55.40
Mad Dog
Pretty good.

06:55.59
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

06:56.39
gav
I have a question though. Does he have an attachment for that where it's like I can then link it out of the other side of the barbecue and into some sort of face mask where I can capture the fumes from the exhaust directly into my face?

07:06.96
Chibbs
Steak smelling in car exhaust.

07:08.13
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:10.10
gav
Yes.

07:10.38
Mad Dog
Like a, like a gimp mask, but the zipper.

07:10.83
gav
I feel like, yes, exactly. like a yeah Like a gas mask, but with the the attachment, like the the filter at the end attaches to a hose, which feeds directly into the car exhaust.

07:16.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:19.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:20.28
Chibbs
If you can get on to him, you could ask.

07:20.86
Mad Dog
Directly in your lungs.

07:23.84
Chibbs
But I can't. I can't get on him.

07:24.88
gav
You can't get onto him.

07:25.04
Bevo
Too good now, yeah.

07:25.82
Chibbs
I think he's cut us off.

07:26.09
gav
You gotta talk to his lawyer. Gotta call his lawyer.

07:28.28
Chibbs
I guess. Yeah, that's right. Anyway, Lola Young is messy.

07:30.03
gav
Fuck off.

07:32.40
Chibbs
And we need to apparently go through her fucking like manifesto of it because there are lyrics.

07:35.64
Bevo
Find out why.

07:42.70
Chibbs
There are lyrics.

07:43.73
Bevo
Yes.

07:44.61
Mad Dog
What does she have to say?

07:45.70
Chibbs
The first verse. You know I'm impatient, so why would you leave me waiting outside the station?

07:54.72
Chibbs
when it was like minus four degrees. And I get what you're saying. I just really don't wanna hear it right now. Can you shut up for like once in your life? Listen to me. I took your nice words of advice about how you think I'm gonna die lucky if I turned 33. Okay, so yeah, I smoke like a chimney. I'm not skinny and I pull a Britney every other week, but cut me some slack.

08:23.83
Chibbs
Who do you want me to be?

08:27.43
Bevo
Does she shave her head every second, every fortnight?

08:27.62
gav
All right.

08:29.75
Chibbs
whats

08:29.87
gav
always Yeah,

08:31.63
Mad Dog
a

08:32.00
Chibbs
it's ah it's a It's an unhinged Facebook post as lyrics.

08:37.08
Mad Dog
Yeah, it is.

08:37.20
gav
ah yeah i've I've definitely read these posts.

08:38.05
Bevo
I'll tell you what, my first instinct listening to this is like, you haven't earned my sympathy yet because I'm hearing you for the first time and you're like, you're quite angry.

08:51.26
Bevo
And it's it feels very confronting.

08:52.91
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know you.

08:53.23
Bevo
It's like, are you yelling at me?

08:54.62
gav
I like that. I like anger straight out of the gate. It looks like it's directed and I'm here for it. I feel like you're... um Yeah, then that's your fucking bad.

09:02.27
Bevo
It's like, it's like you stumbled into someone else's fight almost.

09:07.39
gav
That's not her bad.

09:08.94
Bevo
Well, it is.

09:10.41
Chibbs
You just met her and you got bit, so can you shut up for watching your life?

09:13.43
Bevo
Yeah, it's, it's, it's one of two things.

09:13.63
gav
yeah yeah

09:14.04
Mad Dog
yeah Shut the fuck up!

09:15.95
Bevo
You're either, you're either talking to me and then in that case, it's like, well, okay. Well, just match up or you're talking to someone else and it's like, I don't know who you're talking about. What did.

09:25.26
gav
and I feel like, you know, I feel like the chorus might allude to who who she's talking about. But no, i've I, I don't know. I liked this. I liked this for a verse.

09:33.56
Chibbs
I know you do, Gavin.

09:34.76
gav
Yeah.

09:34.98
Chibbs
I know you enjoy this a lot.

09:36.48
gav
I reckon.

09:36.61
Chibbs
I like the whole morbid, like, you'll die lucky if you can just get to 33.

09:40.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:41.55
Chibbs
It's like, you'll be fucking lucky to hit 33.

09:43.87
Mad Dog
Tell me you're young without telling me you young, just like 33, fuck me dead.

09:43.96
gav
43 is the new 27th club.

09:46.72
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

09:47.26
gav
but That is such an old man.

09:50.21
Mad Dog
I'm going to be over the hill then.

09:53.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:54.11
Chibbs
Well, I think it's more the fact that she's like, you know, teetering on obese and smoking five packs a week. It's like, it's...

10:01.41
Mad Dog
What's pulling a Britney?

10:02.49
Bevo
That's a shave in your head.

10:03.13
Chibbs
I think just going crazy.

10:03.28
gav
like losing losing your shit, yeah.

10:03.27
Mad Dog
Is that?

10:05.90
Mad Dog
I thought we were traveling down bulimia. Bulimiaville.

10:09.50
gav
I don't know if, no, I think she she she went into that salon and shaved her head and and like, you know, flipping off paparazzi and stuff.

10:09.91
Bevo
I don't know.

10:09.89
Chibbs
Nah.

10:10.15
Mad Dog
She wasn't bulimic, was she?

10:16.69
Mad Dog
ah

10:17.13
Bevo
I listened to her audio book.

10:18.13
Chibbs
I thought it was being molested by Disney executives.

10:21.01
Bevo
I listen to the audiobook version of her book, The Woman in Me, is that it?

10:21.23
gav
Ah, that too, I guess.

10:25.35
Chibbs
Nah, I think it's some to a Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants.

10:25.74
Bevo
I didn't finish her.

10:25.85
gav
and She released quite,

10:28.54
Bevo
Oh yeah, yeah. yeah No, she had some, she had some rough, she had a rough go of it.

10:33.68
Mad Dog
She had a rough go.

10:33.87
gav
Was she in that?

10:33.93
Bevo
I'll say it.

10:34.81
gav
Sorry, I forgive my ignorance.

10:34.90
Bevo
Yeah.

10:34.97
Mad Dog
yeah

10:36.00
gav
Was she in that film?

10:37.97
Bevo
ah No, she was in Crossroads.

10:39.64
gav
Oh, that's the fucking one.

10:40.04
Chibbs
Ah, same thing, the same thing.

10:41.03
gav
I knew she was in a movie from that.

10:42.57
Bevo
Not the one with Ralph Macchio.

10:42.83
gav
Yeah.

10:45.44
Bevo
Steve Vai.

10:45.56
gav
Along with who?

10:47.47
Bevo
Ralph Macchio, the karate kid.

10:49.04
Mad Dog
We're Alfa Machia.

10:49.50
gav
Oh, fuck.

10:50.12
Chibbs
Wait, did he sing with Coldplay in Sydney for some reason?

10:52.23
Bevo
Crossroads.

10:55.10
Bevo
and Oh man, I don't know.

10:55.93
Chibbs
I think they brought Ralph Macchio out to sing a song with Coldplay in Sydney.

10:59.62
gav
Wait, like on that tour they were just on?

11:00.53
Bevo
The Karate Kid.

11:01.34
Chibbs
Just hit jump the other week.

11:03.03
gav
Oh fuck, I was at that show, I don't remember that.

11:03.62
Mad Dog
Really?

11:04.65
Chibbs
And how disappointed would you be to be like, and, uh, we have a special guest for you, ladies and gentlemen, that's going to come out there like, well, they're bringing John Fardom out or something.

11:11.94
gav
yeah

11:14.67
Chibbs
It's going to be great.

11:14.93
gav
Yup.

11:15.42
Chibbs
And then it's like Ralph Macchio of the karate kid.

11:19.81
gav
ah

11:19.81
Bevo
Which like he's back in the, he's on Netflix at the moment with the Karate Kid Cobra Kai show.

11:24.04
Chibbs
ah cup car Okay.

11:25.16
gav
Uh, yeah.

11:25.23
Bevo
but Yeah.

11:25.37
Chibbs
All right. So it might be relevant.

11:26.39
gav
Um, dirty when I saw Harry Styles in Sydney, he brought out Darryl Braithwaite and they played horses and the whole fucking place lost its mind.

11:31.25
Bevo
yeah

11:32.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:32.75
gav
That was hate.

11:33.17
Chibbs
that Yeah.

11:35.57
gav
Yeah.

11:35.53
Chibbs
um Yeah.

11:36.50
gav
Jim's like, yep, yep, score.

11:37.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:38.05
Bevo
talking about.

11:38.17
gav
Yeah. I'm sure that was good. Gavin, fuck off.

11:40.12
Bevo
I would like to know why you and you personally, as in you guys, why would you leave someone waiting at the train station when it's minus four degrees out, knowing that that person is impatient?

11:45.40
Mad Dog
yeah

11:50.90
Chibbs
Minus four degrees.

11:54.04
Mad Dog
Because they're an angry fucking little girl.

11:58.74
gav
Trying to give him um give them time to cool off.

12:01.35
Bevo
Maybe my car wouldn't start because it's minus four degrees.

12:02.78
Chibbs
Yeah, it' have to be and it'd have to be mechanical.

12:06.71
Bevo
Yeah.

12:07.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:07.22
gav
So we don't get very cold here, but not minus four degrees, it's a fair chance it's snowing, right?

12:12.99
Chibbs
I don't know if it's snow.

12:13.39
gav
You'd want to be...

12:14.08
Chibbs
Does it snow at minus four?

12:15.68
gav
I don't know.

12:16.35
Mad Dog
ah yeah If the conditions are correct, I think.

12:17.07
Bevo
Beats me.

12:18.19
Chibbs
I don't know. I'll tell you where it snows ash.

12:21.16
Mad Dog
um Yes.

12:23.93
gav
um Um...

12:24.61
Bevo
Moving right along.

12:26.36
Mad Dog
Pacific Palisades.

12:27.47
Bevo
Thank you.

12:28.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:28.31
gav
Ah, nice.

12:28.49
Mad Dog
um

12:28.94
Chibbs
hey

12:29.14
gav
Okay. I thought that was going to be a fucking, okay. Yeah, I thought that was going to a ah not thought i was gonna be yeah Germany joke, honestly.

12:33.03
Mad Dog
it' Sorry about that, guys.

12:33.74
Chibbs
Victoria 1974.

12:37.94
Mad Dog
Ash Wednesday.

12:38.77
Chibbs
yeah

12:39.16
Mad Dog
yeah Dresden.

12:41.61
gav
I thought that's where you were going.

12:42.39
Chibbs
in

12:45.26
Bevo
yeah Get them apps locked out, Spotify users.

12:45.84
Chibbs
I've used up all my Dresden material.

12:47.52
Mad Dog
Okay.

12:48.28
Chibbs
yeah

12:48.34
Mad Dog
Yeah, look, I'd happily leave this um person waiting outside the station because I wouldn't want to really spend any more time with her than I had to.

13:00.41
Chibbs
Would you still keep her on the hook, like send message like, yeah, I'm on my way, I'm just running a bit late, but you're really just sitting by your fireplace at home?

13:07.49
Bevo
I'm on my way.

13:07.57
Chibbs
Like, ah you're smoking like a chimney, but I'm next to a chimney, and it's warm.

13:12.01
Bevo
Don't forget to pick up Bart on your way home.

13:12.05
gav
ah

13:13.69
Bevo
I'm on my way.

13:14.34
gav
ah

13:16.74
Chibbs
A chorus, it goes, because I'm too messy, and then I'm too fucking clean. You told me, get a job. Then you ask, where the hell I've been?

13:28.27
Chibbs
And I'm too perfect till I open my big mouth. I want to be me.

13:33.22
gav
Ha ha ha.

13:34.47
Chibbs
Is that not allowed? And I'm too clever. And then I'm too fucking dumb. You hate it when I cry unless it's time that time of the month.

13:45.26
Mad Dog
Jesus.

13:45.39
Chibbs
And I'm too perfect till I show you that I'm not a thousand people I could be for you and you hate the fucking lot. That's good.

13:56.95
gav
Fucking great chorus, man.

13:57.56
Chibbs
That's good. That's a good, that's a good lyric.

13:59.94
gav
That's an excellent fucking chorus, man.

14:00.32
Chibbs
That's some good lyrics. Yeah. Sort of often you, you get in a chorus about, um, your menstrual cycle.

14:03.20
gav
I feel like.

14:07.47
Chibbs
Like that yeah you've, you've put that to the point where I'm going to repeat this a lot through this song.

14:07.90
gav
Yeah. That line, that line, oh yeah.

14:12.06
Chibbs
I'm going to repeat it over and over again.

14:13.25
gav
Yeah.

14:14.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:14.86
gav
No, I thought, I thought that line, that line was probably the standout of that fucking chorus too.

14:15.14
Bevo
It's um

14:18.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:18.74
Chibbs
I think that the ending of that is great. Like, I could be a thousand people for you and you hate the fucking lot.

14:21.56
gav
Yeah.

14:25.83
gav
Yeah, that is excellent.

14:26.06
Chibbs
It's great. Yeah.

14:28.18
Bevo
It's, it's one of the, it's another one of those choruses where obviously she's being sarcastic and saying the things that he said to her back to her.

14:29.17
gav
I'm telling you what she actually is?

14:34.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:35.05
Bevo
But it's also kind of funny if you take it very literally and she's just telling you like just a list of things she, yeah.

14:40.23
gav
Yeah. was like

14:41.04
Chibbs
I like with the idea it's like she just rolls in filth like a pig sometimes, but then you might come home one time and she's just scaring her skin in the shower.

14:41.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:43.08
Bevo
three

14:50.20
Bevo
It's sparkling.

14:50.54
gav
what ah

14:52.79
Mad Dog
grating it off.

14:53.14
Chibbs
Yeah, just like, I can't get clean enough.

14:54.05
Mad Dog
that

14:54.88
gav
far too clean.

14:56.70
Bevo
It's also funny, it's like a very exaggerate, like imagine the the guy that this is about, if he was as bad as she's making him, you're too fancy.

14:56.75
gav
so

15:04.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:04.69
Mad Dog
Yes.

15:06.15
Bevo
And then she gets in the show, you're too clean.

15:08.11
Mad Dog
yeah you got to find that You got to find that balance.

15:09.20
Bevo
Get a job.

15:10.44
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

15:10.72
Bevo
Where the fuck have you been?

15:12.15
Chibbs
Get a job!

15:12.52
gav
nothing

15:15.11
Chibbs
I've been here all day!

15:17.82
Mad Dog
yeah but What the fuck are you crying about?

15:18.63
gav
but well

15:18.71
Chibbs
but

15:21.14
Bevo
they ah

15:22.17
Mad Dog
Oh, it's that time of the month.

15:22.97
Bevo
Well, nevermind.

15:23.50
Mad Dog
Well, that's okay then.

15:23.96
gav
Okay. Oh my God. I think the thing that I love about this chorus, the thing I love about it is that it's like, if you listen to them like musically and even the way she's singing it, it does sound like quite a mellow.

15:28.98
Chibbs
There'll be none of that!

15:41.51
Chibbs
It does, it's so chilled out.

15:41.80
gav
Like lyrics, lyrics do not match the energy of the music, which I always love it when songs do that.

15:47.97
Chibbs
You do this from what, it's got scissor vibes of the, um of the heaps chilled out, I'm going to fucking stab your jugular and bleed you out and then drink the blood.

15:48.21
gav
Like, yeah, fuck yes.

15:51.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:55.21
gav
Hell. Yeah. A hundred percent.

15:59.01
Chibbs
You're like, okay, scissor.

15:59.85
gav
And I'm always down for that. And this is, this has got it in spades. I'm um yeah. You can see which way this is going for me, I think, but I'm, I'm into it so far.

16:05.82
Chibbs
Fair enough. Post-chorus. You hate the fucking lot, you...

16:13.54
Chibbs
You hate, you hate.

16:16.55
gav
All right.

16:17.74
Chibbs
Well, I mean, anything hate driven is normally good.

16:17.83
gav
Let's, let's really break that one down.

16:17.99
Bevo
It's about the Miranda Fair.

16:22.41
gav
Hmm.

16:23.12
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's usually good.

16:23.41
gav
Yeah.

16:24.52
Chibbs
Yeah, so.

16:24.70
Mad Dog
Works out well.

16:28.49
gav
you

16:31.34
Chibbs
It's the every time.

16:32.74
Mad Dog
Dapto mall on Centrelink day.

16:33.89
Bevo
yeah I hate that fucking lot.

16:36.82
gav
Oh,

16:38.28
Chibbs
I hate the fucking lot of them.

16:39.04
Mad Dog
yeah

16:40.10
gav
oh that one sucks.

16:41.66
Chibbs
Verse 2, the rant continues.

16:45.83
Chibbs
It's taking you ages and you still don't get the hint. I'm not asking for pages, but one text or two would be nice. And please don't pull those faces when I've been out working my arse off all day. It's just one bottle of wine or two, but hey, you can't even talk. You smoke weed just to help you s sleep. Then why are you out getting stoned at four o'clock?

17:11.99
Chibbs
And then you come home to me and don't say hello, because I got high again and forgot to fold my clothes.

17:19.61
Mad Dog
This, this is still an unhinged Facebook rant.

17:23.56
Chibbs
ah Okay, fucking please remind me, I'm going to copy and paste the verses from this and just post it on the Facebook.

17:26.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:30.47
gav
ah

17:32.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:33.40
gav
a

17:33.48
Mad Dog
And you'll get like care emojis like from, yeah.

17:36.57
Chibbs
Yeah, people, yeah, I'll get so much care.

17:38.32
gav
70 karat we sorry.

17:39.91
Bevo
Um,

17:40.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:42.29
gav
yeah

17:42.36
Bevo
She's taking, there's a bit of accountability here. Like the first, first versus all, fuck you. And then it's like, fuck you, but also fuck me.

17:49.74
Mad Dog
I could be doing a few things better myself. yeah

17:52.08
gav
Yeah Yeah

17:52.51
Bevo
But also, do you remember According to You by Orianthi?

17:56.34
Chibbs
I don't remember the words.

17:58.80
Bevo
based The gist of According to You is, According to You, I'm stupid and I'm i'm dumb and According according to Him.

18:03.41
Chibbs
Yeah. She blocked us.

18:05.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:06.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:06.70
gav
teaching.

18:06.78
Bevo
I'm fantastic and I'm lovely.

18:07.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:09.66
Bevo
This is kind of like the house version of that. is but

18:16.19
Chibbs
So, Lola Young, you're saying is how-so-Oriency.

18:17.61
Mad Dog
outside

18:19.95
Bevo
Yeah, exactly.

18:20.45
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

18:22.67
gav
yeah ah

18:24.88
Mad Dog
Just like, just a Durry, just...

18:28.69
Chibbs
Shredding butt with a durry in your fingers. yes ah

18:33.77
Mad Dog
Shaved head, Durry.

18:34.77
gav
Do we actually, or do we actually block us?

18:36.61
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:37.63
gav
That's pretty funny.

18:37.78
Bevo
Yeah, we were quite mean. too that She was one of the very first that we all gave 10s to her song.

18:41.80
Chibbs
Yeah, the whole thing we were quite mean.

18:43.53
gav
That probably happens more often than I realize.

18:49.75
Chibbs
It might've been the first 100%er.

18:49.89
Mad Dog
Yes.

18:50.99
Bevo
I'm pretty sure.

18:52.39
Mad Dog
It's a perfect 10.

18:52.46
Bevo
I think so. yeah

18:53.15
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

18:54.69
gav
Jesus.

18:55.13
Chibbs
Uh, I do like the idea of here of like, it's only one, ah one bottle of wine or two.

19:02.54
gav
Which to be fair, it's about 16 fucking standard drinks.

19:02.56
Bevo
Yeah.

19:05.54
gav
Like that is, ah if you've finished two bottles of wine, you're pretty, you're you're well on your fucking way.

19:05.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:06.13
Bevo
Yeah, her delivery, that's quite good.

19:06.19
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

19:08.13
Bevo
on I also like when singers of successful songs talk about working all day.

19:09.65
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

19:16.20
Chibbs
yeah

19:17.10
Bevo
Are you lazy?

19:17.28
Chibbs
so Sorry. Your work all day was singing this song.

19:20.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:20.66
Bevo
but

19:20.74
Chibbs
What are you talking about?

19:21.29
gav
yeah

19:21.38
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

19:23.80
Mad Dog
I fold clothes for a living at Supre. I don't want to do it when I get home.

19:29.34
Chibbs
The, um, pulling faces is funny. Uh, yeah.

19:33.88
gav
Don't pull those faces yet.

19:34.27
Bevo
Where's that? and Hang on. Remind me of that.

19:36.35
Chibbs
And please don't pull those faces.

19:36.57
Bevo
Oh, please don't pull.

19:37.95
Chibbs
I imagine it's like, you know, like the crazy face competitions. They pop, pop their eyeballs out and fucking know that shit, bug eyed and shit.

19:44.26
gav
and

19:47.45
Mad Dog
Like, like yeah everyone can imagine the face I was pulling.

19:50.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Crazy faces. Fucking when, the when the wind changes.

19:52.08
Bevo
Yeah, imagine the face you just pulled.

19:52.10
gav
this ist this is this isnt This is an audio format mad dog.

19:55.20
Chibbs
Yeah. but to the Crazy face. yeah

19:59.02
gav
Everyone imagine, imagine Mad Dogger, you probably can't, don't know what his face looks like.

20:00.30
Bevo
It's crazy. It was fucking crazy.

20:02.75
gav
Imagine he's pulling a silly face.

20:04.40
Chibbs
Yeah, he's now doing a crazy face. um She does another chorus.

20:07.19
Bevo
Okay. You can stop now.

20:09.54
Mad Dog
This is my, this is just my face.

20:11.63
Bevo
Anytime now, mate.

20:11.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:13.57
Chibbs
She's smashing another chorus out, she's still got her rags. Post-chorus, she still hates the fucking lot. We get another chorus at the end, another post-chorus, she still hates you hate the fucking lot.

20:23.78
Bevo
Oh, that's it.

20:24.72
Mad Dog
That's it.

20:25.25
gav
Yeah, there's actually not as many lyrics as um as you made it out at the start.

20:25.29
Chibbs
That is it.

20:25.44
Mad Dog
That's it.

20:28.53
Chibbs
Well, there was a fair bit. There's a fair bit there. I think I delivered it in a timely fashion.

20:32.16
gav
Yeah.

20:34.65
gav
All right. you're You're a professional, we acknowledge.

20:37.58
Chibbs
I also just, I didn't realize that we were repeating a lot because the choruses go for a long time in this song.

20:43.30
Bevo
Hmm.

20:43.42
Chibbs
They're not short snappy.

20:44.56
gav
It's a lyricky chorus.

20:46.31
Chibbs
Yeah, so there's a lot of fucking choruses at the end.

20:46.41
gav
Yeah.

20:49.16
Chibbs
But it was released on the 30th of May, 2024 as the sixth single from her second studio album.

20:57.74
Bevo
Wow.

20:57.98
gav
Sixth!

20:58.75
Chibbs
This wasn't meant for you anyway.

20:58.99
Mad Dog
Wow.

21:01.27
Chibbs
That's the name of the album. Sick single. Is she Linkin Park? What is this?

21:04.40
gav
ah She... i I'm...

21:05.48
Bevo
Fleetwood Mac.

21:07.21
gav
gonna give it a I'm gonna give it a bump. I reckon yeah if this is if this is sixth on the list of what she thought would hit, then I reckon there's five bangers lined up.

21:09.21
Bevo
yeah

21:14.78
Chibbs
yeah All that shit.

21:16.32
gav
Oh, there's shit!

21:17.24
Bevo
he saying He's saying he liked it.

21:17.69
Chibbs
It's a real Russian Roulette, which Gavin loves to play.

21:18.04
gav
yeah Where did this... I also do love Russian Roulette.

21:22.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:23.08
gav
um where I've always assumed that I'd die in the back of a bar somewhere playing Russian Roulette. It's just like something that's...

21:29.07
Chibbs
If you go out in any other way, I'm going to be so disappointed.

21:32.96
gav
Yeah.

21:33.06
Chibbs
Like if, if one day, which you probably outlived me, but if for some reason you don't, ah it'll be close, but say, say you're like 84, right?

21:37.83
gav
Not by much. Jesus.

21:44.21
gav
That is so fucking generous.

21:44.64
Chibbs
And somehow I've hit, I've hit like 90.

21:46.18
gav
Holy shit.

21:47.62
Chibbs
ah been like um Yeah, his life was great, but the ultimate disappointment is that he died at a retirement home in Dapto instead of a basement of a Vietnamese bar wearing

21:59.97
gav
so Surrounded by those he loved ah did Come on mate, you should know

22:05.55
Mad Dog
iowa um I always sort of thought it...

22:06.38
Bevo
and

22:07.82
Chibbs
a bandana and real real sweaty.

22:09.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:12.10
Mad Dog
I had you pegged for, uh, some sort of depraved sexual death.

22:12.28
Chibbs
there

22:21.66
gav
That's not gonna get me.

22:22.27
Mad Dog
No.

22:23.04
gav
I'm, I'm fucking, I'm fucking, I'm running, I'm running rings around the depraved sexual acts over here, Mad Dog, all right?

22:24.40
Chibbs
Smarter than that. sp Smart. It's smart.

22:29.24
Mad Dog
yeah Okay.

22:29.57
Chibbs
Michael Hutchins was fucking bushling stuff.

22:31.38
Bevo
address

22:31.85
gav
Absolute rookie fucking error.

22:33.50
Chibbs
yeah

22:34.15
gav
Yeah.

22:34.51
Bevo
Thank you very much.

22:34.82
Mad Dog
but

22:34.96
gav
See, you've got to combine those two kinks. You've got to have, um, you've got to like to be watched and like auto-erotic asphyxiation because then you you can't die from one if you're engaging in both.

22:40.66
Chibbs
but yeah And have a lust for life. Have a lust for life.

22:48.61
gav
Lust for life, like Iggy Pop once said.

22:50.46
Bevo
he but yeah I want to be your dog.

22:52.18
Chibbs
up

22:52.42
gav
um

22:53.20
Chibbs
um bump but bup but bump ah yeah

22:56.29
gav
yeah yeah

22:57.97
Chibbs
It's written by Lola Young and Connor Dickinson.

23:00.91
Mad Dog
Oh yeah, Dicko.

23:02.58
Chibbs
yeah Connor Dickinson only has songwriting credits for Lola Young, so i mean they're just writing partners, I guess.

23:08.41
gav
Okay.

23:08.92
Bevo
ah right ah

23:10.44
gav
Yeah.

23:11.09
Mad Dog
Maybe he's the guy out getting stoned at 4am.

23:11.13
Chibbs
low

23:13.53
Chibbs
he could be yeah That's a total.

23:15.01
gav
Four, no, no, no, 4 p.m.

23:16.23
Chibbs
4pm.

23:16.57
gav
Mad Dog.

23:17.30
Mad Dog
Oh, I thought it was 4am.

23:18.80
Chibbs
4am's a wild time to go get stoned.

23:19.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:20.51
gav
No one's smoking weed at 4am.

23:20.82
Mad Dog
No, no stoner is up at 4am.

23:23.18
Chibbs
Yeah, jeez. It's just like, they're they're a stoner, but they also have an insane work ethic. Like, they're just... The alarm goes off. 4am. Every day.

23:33.62
Chibbs
I am up.

23:34.77
Mad Dog
This is my third job.

23:34.80
Chibbs
Punching a cone.

23:35.87
gav
Punching cones.

23:37.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:37.73
gav
I will say actually, I feel like there's probably one crossover like occupation here and that's bakers. I reckon bakers are all stoners and they're all up at like 2 a.m.

23:46.76
Chibbs
yeah That's true, hey.

23:48.79
Bevo
Hence the name.

23:49.90
Chibbs
Yeah, chefs, chefs are always, chefs are always speed freaks and bakers of stoners.

23:50.20
gav
they'll be yeah getting getting baked yeah yeah and that's the yeah and they'd be up at fucking Sparrowfire getting baked and baking

23:50.61
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah, sure.

23:59.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:00.23
Chibbs
My favorite one, which I just came across randomly was, um, shive and heads bakery. Uh, the baker there has a huge following on tick tock.

24:11.02
gav
Oh, no way.

24:11.29
Bevo
Oh yeah.

24:11.77
Chibbs
And he just makes like, he's like, this is a baker's breakfast or a baker's lunch. And he makes, he gets a bond and cuts it. Chucks like sausages and stuff in and puts cheese and makes it all.

24:21.05
Bevo
Oh yeah.

24:22.42
Chibbs
And he's doing it, but every single video he has his easy lover.

24:23.43
Bevo
Yeah.

24:27.40
gav
ah da

24:28.79
Bevo
Amazing.

24:28.88
Chibbs
But there is a not everything.

24:29.31
gav
ha

24:30.69
Chibbs
is so ah but ban And he's there making the thing.

24:34.41
gav
That's wild. leave

24:36.64
Chibbs
I'll send it there. He's got like, it's a huge following.

24:38.43
Bevo
of um Speaking of getting baked while baking, have you heard that Friends of Rom song that I'm shelving stacks at some stacking shelves?

24:40.19
gav
that's why but

24:45.83
Chibbs
yeah

24:47.75
gav
ah

24:47.88
Chibbs
Friends of Rommel.

24:48.28
Mad Dog
ah

24:48.74
Chibbs
Friends of Rommel ended up on a thousand and one songs to make you want to live.

24:50.94
Bevo
Oh yeah, yeah.

24:51.47
Mad Dog
That's going to be on me.

24:52.03
Chibbs
but That's for sure.

24:52.54
gav
Oh, why don't we, we should get, we should get Lindsay on the fucking pod, actually.

24:52.64
Bevo
Who's getting in first there?

24:55.49
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, he doesn't want to ruin his career with the government.

24:59.12
Bevo
Good reputation, yeah.

25:00.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:00.84
gav
Oh, of course. No, that that absolutely tracks.

25:01.56
Chibbs
Yeah. Tracks, yeah. Lola Young stated in an interview with Metal magazine.

25:09.87
Chibbs
Messi is an ADHD anthem. It really showcases everything I felt during my last relationship, but it also is deeper than that. It talks about how I feel about myself in general, being too messy one day and too clean another.

25:24.57
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go.

25:25.22
Mad Dog
What?

25:26.41
gav
All right.

25:27.15
Bevo
what

25:27.81
Chibbs
I don't know.

25:28.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:29.50
Chibbs
What's ADH? Is ADH, that's what it does.

25:30.21
Bevo
know whats What's funny about that, the way you just said that?

25:33.40
Mad Dog
What?

25:34.04
Bevo
What?

25:35.05
Mad Dog
What?

25:35.05
Chibbs
Okay.

25:35.43
gav
I've got the ADHD here.

25:37.27
Chibbs
But it's an anthem for it.

25:37.50
Mad Dog
Yeah. but What's the, but what's the right balance between messier clean?

25:40.97
Chibbs
Wait, is that an anthem for it?

25:43.54
Bevo
What's the question?

25:44.21
Chibbs
ADHD anthem.

25:45.86
Bevo
A shower.

25:47.01
Chibbs
I'm here, but just heard the message.

25:48.29
gav
Well, I think Chibs is trying to get a psychological perspective on this, um um on the diagnosis here.

25:48.41
Mad Dog
So.

25:52.99
Chibbs
Yeah, Jazz is just walking around here who's got thoughts on that. She said, yes, spot on.

25:56.03
Bevo
Shaking your head.

25:59.06
Mad Dog
Okay.

25:59.41
Chibbs
the yeah ah It's produced by Solomon not so solomon Phonic, solomon phonic

26:09.16
Bevo
solar monophonic.

26:09.88
Mad Dog
Solar monoconic.

26:10.06
Chibbs
so so monophonic ah who has produced ah songs for SZA and Doja Cat.

26:11.88
Bevo
Yep.

26:16.97
gav
Nice.

26:17.12
Bevo
Only through one speaker.

26:17.29
Mad Dog
Ah, scissor.

26:18.84
Chibbs
When I pull this up, I'm like, are these just types of honey?

26:22.21
gav
Manugo definitely is.

26:24.71
Chibbs
Then there's Manuka, who is a shitty London-based DJ, as far as I can tell.

26:26.15
Bevo
a

26:31.50
Chibbs
Monsoon, aka Scott Zang, who you can guess his, you can guess his, um yeah, yeah.

26:36.00
Bevo
It's Wayne's world. za

26:40.73
Mad Dog
Scott Zang.

26:43.38
Chibbs
Co-produced, Race My Mind from Drake's sixth album, Certified Lover Boy, and Satin from SZA's second studio album. And then,

26:53.50
Bevo
Isn't that such, sorry, you've finished and then i I'll say it.

26:55.37
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, well, and then Carter Lang is another another producer, a lot of producers on this song.

27:02.85
gav
Yeah.

27:03.13
Chibbs
Carter Lang as has been nominated for Grammy Awards for his work with Post Malone, Dodger Cat, Lil Nas X. Yeah.

27:11.19
gav
Nice one.

27:11.90
Bevo
Isn't it such a scam that you are brought up as a child to think you could be on these charts if you want to be on the charts if you write a good song and then you you look into it like we do and it's the same fucking producers every time.

27:18.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:22.59
Mad Dog
Huge scam.

27:24.24
gav
Hmm.

27:24.39
Chibbs
yeah all the time, all the time.

27:24.65
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

27:26.58
gav
Yep.

27:27.02
Chibbs
the the did And again, it's kind of like it tainted the song for me because the whole thing is sold like I'm ah like i'm this independent person, indie, that and that.

27:27.24
gav
Yep.

27:38.65
Bevo
Indie anthem.

27:39.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:40.16
Bevo
Yeah.

27:40.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:40.88
Chibbs
It's just like you're produced by fucking six of the top, top producers in the world to get this song out.

27:41.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:44.10
Bevo
Scissors reduced.

27:48.51
Bevo
Yeah.

27:48.64
Chibbs
So there is cash behind this chick.

27:51.11
Bevo
Hmm.

27:52.00
Chibbs
Cash!

27:53.06
Mad Dog
But does she have any herself? We'll find out later.

27:55.65
Bevo
Let's do a little taser for later in the episode.

27:55.93
Chibbs
We will find out later. gay i do i think the fact that it does' I don't know if it is a real band because it's so hard to tell these days.

28:06.89
Chibbs
But it sounds like it.

28:08.23
gav
It does. I thought it, I thought it was, but yeah, you right.

28:10.19
Chibbs
It sounds like real instruments.

28:11.07
gav
It's fucking hard to tell.

28:12.82
Chibbs
Five minutes is way too fucking long though.

28:14.99
Bevo
Yeah, I thought that

28:16.36
gav
Yeah.

28:16.39
Mad Dog
Does it go for five minutes?

28:17.56
Chibbs
Yeah, four minutes 55 or something.

28:20.06
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's absurd.

28:20.73
gav
Probably could have, like you said, they, I think they double stacked a course in there. They probably could have just rolled in like rolled out, but that's probably.

28:26.00
Chibbs
It's bizarre in this this era of TikTok hits that they bothered to make it go for five minutes, because two would have done.

28:33.41
gav
Yeah. Hmm.

28:35.59
Bevo
yeah which is also like it bleeds into that. Like this sounds like it was an accidental indie hit.

28:42.12
Chibbs
It is a sick single.

28:44.34
Bevo
Yeah bizarre bizarre.

28:45.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:45.54
gav
Sixth.

28:46.89
Chibbs
There's a video, Bevo.

28:48.78
Bevo
There is a video mad dog hit it.

28:52.37
Mad Dog
Am I messy or clean?

29:07.86
Bevo
All right, so speaking of ADHD, I started writing a summary and then forgot and and I looked at it and I'm like, this'll do. So it's four words.

29:17.22
Chibbs
right Great.

29:18.70
Bevo
Lola ruins a birthday.

29:20.83
gav
but app

29:23.69
Chibbs
Yeah. I'm not going to lie. I didn't, I couldn't get through the whole fucking thing.

29:28.27
gav
i skipped I skipped ahead.

29:28.41
Chibbs
I couldn't watch the whole thing. Oh, I get it.

29:30.22
gav
I skipped ahead.

29:30.42
Bevo
Can I tell you, other there's there's one bit where it's like a jump cut to her breaking the, like there's, okay.

29:31.49
Chibbs
I get it.

29:36.60
Bevo
So she's in a room with a birthday cake, right?

29:38.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:38.64
Bevo
That's the gist of the video. There's one jump cut for one second where the cake is smashed and then it jump cuts back to her with the cake intact and everything.

29:45.44
Chibbs
Yeah, and it seems like she's in the Shining Hotel or something.

29:47.73
Bevo
Yeah.

29:48.35
gav
Yeah, it's complete.

29:48.60
Bevo
Well, actually I thought it was the, the room that, um, Paul Simon and Chevy chaser in, in um, uh, you can call me Al.

29:58.87
Chibbs
Oh!

29:59.14
gav
Oh, did you look that up?

29:59.99
Mad Dog
Oh, nice.

30:00.64
Bevo
It's that's that's a pink room very close.

30:00.66
gav
Did you look it up?

30:01.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:02.90
Chibbs
Ah, right, okay. It's pink rib.

30:04.56
Bevo
yeah

30:04.98
Chibbs
I've got one good YouTube comment for it, though.

30:06.44
Bevo
Yeah.

30:07.58
Chibbs
It's from... JLJick.

30:11.57
gav
Oh my God. I'm looking at that one right now.

30:12.99
Mad Dog
Oh, what is it?

30:13.06
Chibbs
You like this?

30:13.57
gav
Yeah.

30:14.12
Chibbs
Great. I am a 400 year old swamp witch.

30:21.97
Chibbs
This is the most authentic music I've heard in almost 360 years.

30:26.47
Mad Dog
ah

30:28.28
gav
ah no

30:30.20
Chibbs
And it has 13,000 likes.

30:33.29
gav
It is...

30:33.60
Chibbs
but but

30:34.22
gav
It is abs... That's a fucking great comment.

30:36.43
Bevo
Did you see the one that comment?

30:37.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:38.36
Bevo
This is from Samarium3043.

30:41.40
Chibbs
that

30:41.62
Bevo
What does the birthday cake represent? And one of the replies is low budget.

30:45.28
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

30:45.76
gav
a

30:47.15
Bevo
ah

30:47.64
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough. um Yeah, it is low budget. this This kind of also gave the vibe that I'm this indie person, I don't have the money to spend on it. It's like, did you know the money where you just spent so much on the producers that you ran out?

31:02.26
Chibbs
Like, I don't know. You watch Dochi do these, but Dochi just released a fucking one of the coolest videos.

31:04.97
Bevo
I just wonder if music videos are necessary anymore.

31:10.74
Bevo
Yeah.

31:10.89
gav
That film clip is so sick.

31:12.40
Chibbs
Yeah. And a lot of efforts over that.

31:13.25
gav
Um, that was the, was that, um, which one was that?

31:15.54
Chibbs
Denial is river.

31:17.16
gav
Oh, it's a NASA river. ye Yep.

31:18.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:19.28
gav
Yep.

31:19.44
Bevo
this This kind of music video makes me think, you know when you're watching something on Spotify and it's got that gif almost of the video?

31:20.08
gav
Yep.

31:24.14
Chibbs
Yeah. Lock. Yeah.

31:25.95
Bevo
It so it was like it was designed for that.

31:26.55
Chibbs
It's just that. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. Should we play a game?

31:30.89
Bevo
Yeah.

31:31.04
gav
Yeah. Go on then.

31:31.51
Mad Dog
Yes.

31:39.48
Chibbs
It's the ultimate skill.

31:40.33
Mad Dog
Gets me every time, the ultimate.

31:41.55
Bevo
We don't do drugs, we just, uh, guess set lists. It's the ultimate thrill.

31:45.36
gav
yeah

31:47.31
Mad Dog
say Imagine that on your resume, going for a job, it's the top of your resume.

31:48.33
Bevo
Oh, wait.

31:48.69
Chibbs
Yeah, hold onto your seats.

31:55.10
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, I'm pretty good at guessing and settling.

31:56.40
gav
Sorry, I hate to interrupt the game, but we did just mention Doji and I wanted to quickly jump in.

31:57.03
Bevo
Skills.

32:01.45
gav
So there's a little crossover between Doji and Lola Young. Do you know this?

32:04.66
Chibbs
Oh, no.

32:04.93
Bevo
Oh, no.

32:06.36
gav
so um Dochie and Lola Young are both featured one track after the other on Tyler the Creator's new album Chromacopia.

32:15.93
Chibbs
No way.

32:16.91
gav
Yeah, so it's track 12 like him featuring Lola Young, track 13 balloon featuring Dochie.

32:17.12
Bevo
You go.

32:17.13
Chibbs
I'll tell you what.

32:21.29
Chibbs
Well, Gavin, Steven, you ah turn this into a Dolce appreciation podcast.

32:24.20
gav
Oh! It's, I feel like we can just do away with everything else and just every week we just go through how much we fucking love Doji.

32:26.26
Bevo
Society.

32:32.45
Chibbs
yeah

32:32.51
gav
What the fuck, Gavin Stevens?

32:32.56
Bevo
Don't you the darn, don't you the Dean?

32:34.91
Chibbs
All right.

32:36.06
Bevo
Oh man.

32:37.14
gav
Alligator, so for those that don't know, Alligator Bites Never Heal is fucking probably the best album that anyone's put out in about five years.

32:41.71
Bevo
Great. Great album.

32:42.59
Chibbs
Yeah. ah yeah

32:43.95
Bevo
It's our new, um, it's our new Stephen Bishop.

32:46.40
gav
It's so fucking good, Jesus Christ.

32:46.58
Chibbs
It is our new Stephen Bishop. Yeah, it's a new on and on.

32:50.97
Bevo
Um, yeah, okay.

32:52.08
Chibbs
Do you want to say it?

32:52.23
Bevo
Setlist. This is, this is the Metro in Sydney, uh, like ah a week ago, January 8th, 2025.

32:53.63
gav
Yeah, let's do it.

32:55.74
Chibbs
No way.

32:55.99
gav
No way.

32:57.44
Chibbs
I said that.

33:00.07
Mad Dog
A week ago,

33:03.06
gav
Holy fuck. She was here a fucking week ago.

33:04.72
Chibbs
She's really still here.

33:05.50
Bevo
Yeah.

33:06.37
gav
She's probably silly. She's probably yeah introducing our special guest.

33:08.36
Mad Dog
Get her on the pod.

33:09.08
Chibbs
It takes three and a half weeks to fly back to London.

33:09.46
gav
for Who supported?

33:12.60
Bevo
ah This wasn't meant for you anyway to Metro Theater. ah Merciful 13 songs.

33:18.78
Chibbs
like Okay.

33:19.18
Mad Dog
Nice.

33:19.43
Bevo
And two of them, it doesn't say.

33:23.23
gav
Oh bugger.

33:24.51
Bevo
You can, oh, Azia? Azia, I don't know.

33:28.98
Chibbs
Some sort of swap witch.

33:29.19
Bevo
13 songs, ancient.

33:30.95
gav
I you just before ah Lola played.

33:33.60
Chibbs
but

33:34.11
Bevo
Azia, and then Azia later.

33:37.22
Mad Dog
ah

33:37.80
gav
yeah

33:39.80
Bevo
uh two of the songs little, little peek behind the curtain is that I was at the McDonald's drive through 15 minutes before we started the episode.

33:39.95
Chibbs
so Pure gold. Pure gold. but

33:45.84
gav
oh I was trying to take a swing. Bevo's so good at those every time.

33:50.07
Chibbs
a

33:50.97
gav
He always does the blanker. I hardly know her ones and it fucking... It's like a super...

33:56.04
Mad Dog
It's the ultimate dad joke.

33:57.54
gav
It's a superpower.

33:57.61
Chibbs
It's the ultimate skill.

33:59.32
Mad Dog
The ultimate skill.

34:04.52
Bevo
And Gavin came out with a fucking banger of what was it? Race against the max. the songs uh

34:08.78
Chibbs
Yeah, it's very, very good.

34:10.64
gav
Because yeah, Bevo didn't know if he was going to make it to the pot in time.

34:10.82
Bevo
and um

34:11.07
Mad Dog
a

34:13.10
Bevo
The whole way back, I was like, I've got to have something better than Gavin's.

34:13.28
gav
it the mac

34:16.24
Chibbs
you son of a bitch okay that is that is good that's that makes you think more um 13 songs i'm gonna just say it's i'm gonna say last last i'm saying

34:19.21
Bevo
And the best I got, the best I got was, ah hang on, the best I got was a Mac to the pewter instead of back to the future.

34:22.46
gav
Hang on, what was the bit you got? Oh, fuck.

34:33.71
Bevo
Yeah, it's too hard to explain.

34:34.59
Mad Dog
Oh my god!

34:34.87
Bevo
So anyway, sorry, carry on.

34:39.76
gav
Oh, fuck. Um, I'm going second last.

34:48.13
Mad Dog
I'll go... I think she opens.

34:53.44
Bevo
Nah, it's last, it's last.

34:54.26
Chibbs
try if

34:54.66
Mad Dog
Last, yeah of course it's last.

34:55.02
gav
ah Fuck yeah, that's fair.

34:55.15
Chibbs
okay

34:59.36
Chibbs
He'll be fucking you right.

35:02.01
Mad Dog
I love it. It gets me every single time.

35:03.67
gav
Every time.

35:05.06
Chibbs
Oh my god. Jungkook. The gift.

35:10.58
Bevo
I was going to say, I know you can't have that many um sounds in your soundboard anymore, but you should have had the psycho stabbing music while you read the lyrics of this one.

35:10.64
Chibbs
The Korean gift.

35:15.83
Chibbs
yeah

35:19.65
Chibbs
Fuck, someone remind me. at The second I hit stop on this, I forget we've even done a podcast.

35:25.90
gav
yeah yeah o Hang up.

35:26.01
Chibbs
yeah yeah

35:26.04
Mad Dog
hey

35:26.96
Bevo
who Who are you guys?

35:28.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:31.38
Chibbs
ah Okay. Well, that's that's pretty good.

35:33.94
gav
Nice.

35:34.26
Chibbs
A little bit of legacy. It's not heaps, it's a little bit here. So on the 20th of November, um social media personalities, Jake, Shane, and Sophia Richie posted a clip on Tinder.

35:44.58
gav
Never heard of him.

35:45.58
Chibbs
I know, this is where, I was talking to Jazz about this the other day, where it'll pop up like e-entertainment or something on Facebook. It's like, David Schlossenberg and Karen Kramer, and you're like, uh, breaking up, and you're like, who the fuck are they?

36:00.87
Chibbs
Are they meant to be famous? Are they famous people?

36:03.01
gav
yeah

36:03.03
Chibbs
I don't know. Um, the Jew- The Jew- The Jew- The Jew- The Jewish.

36:05.81
Mad Dog
carra David Schlozenberg.

36:16.42
gav
Oh, we got that. we

36:17.33
Chibbs
yeah

36:19.09
Mad Dog
Famous Jewish influences.

36:19.59
Bevo
i imagine I imagine they're from in New York. They're from New York City.

36:22.37
Mad Dog
David Schlozenberg. Karen Kray.

36:47.45
gav
Oh fuck.

36:52.75
Bevo
I'm sorry, this isn't working out. Oi vey!

37:00.66
gav
Oh

37:00.90
Chibbs
Fuck anyway, i these two people were real big Tiktokers apparently and they did a... it's like they Apparently they blew this whole song up by doing finger guns while it played, I don't know.

37:14.74
gav
Finger guns.

37:17.88
Chibbs
We used to be a real fucking... but

37:20.92
Bevo
Social media.

37:21.74
Chibbs
Yeah, a real society at one point.

37:21.86
Mad Dog
so society.

37:25.28
Chibbs
And it led to the song gaining significant popularity, achieving 3.9 million official on demand streams in the US.

37:32.72
Bevo
Oh, yeah. Sure. You're winking the whole time. You say that and blew up.

37:35.14
Chibbs
Yeah. but And being used in 250,000 videos on TikTok, including one by Kylie Jenner.

37:43.68
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

37:43.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:45.07
gav
By the time this episode drops, TikTok will be no more in the US.

37:48.94
Chibbs
That's right, it's done. Yeah, that's it.

37:50.16
Bevo
Yeah.

37:50.53
gav
oh Blue sky.

37:51.18
Bevo
I, I jumped ship. I went to that. Was it red? Red? No, no, there's a Chinese.

37:55.55
Chibbs
It's some Soviet app.

37:56.74
Bevo
No, it's Chinese. It's like, it's even got like, um, Mandarin, like on, like there's no English on it.

38:02.02
gav
Characters. Oh fuck.

38:03.91
Bevo
Everyone's jumping over the red, red page or something.

38:04.89
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

38:06.40
Bevo
Oh, I can't remember.

38:07.42
gav
Red page.

38:07.94
Chibbs
Red Dawn.

38:08.06
gav
That sounds exactly like that sounds exactly like Chinese.

38:09.75
Mad Dog
Govern mental notice board.

38:11.70
gav
like

38:14.62
gav
so

38:14.99
Chibbs
it's I think it's Hammer and Sickle.

38:17.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:17.36
gav
I love, I love, I would love that twist if they were like, we think ByteDance might be sharing their data with the government.

38:22.42
Chibbs
yeah

38:23.35
gav
So we're going to ban the app and everyone's like, well, we're going to jump to one that is definitely sharing our information.

38:23.71
Bevo
red note and

38:28.24
Chibbs
Definitely doing it.

38:28.34
Bevo
Oh, well, that's, that's exactly what's happening is like, all the Tik TOK is like, are you afraid of the Chinese?

38:28.83
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

38:34.40
Bevo
I will go full Chinese to the red note app.

38:36.78
gav
yeah yeah

38:37.40
Chibbs
I've never been more Chinese.

38:38.01
Bevo
And it's the funniest thing.

38:38.34
Mad Dog
Have all the donut.

38:40.04
Bevo
I,

38:40.64
Chibbs
they They have to open everything with a dragon dance.

38:45.11
Bevo
ah who have I was having a look at the Red Note app today and heaps of Chinese people are very excited that Americans are getting on their app and like, let's teach you some some Mandarin.

38:49.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:57.48
gav
Oh, fuck.

38:57.70
Bevo
it's yeah

38:57.78
Chibbs
Oh, they're taking over.

38:59.56
Bevo
I don't know.

39:00.72
Mad Dog
hu

39:00.80
Chibbs
ah so ah um So because it went viral on TikTok, it became her first charting song, even though it's a sick single of the album, first charting song, it peaked at number three in the UK, number three on the Aria charts and number four on the Billboard alternative charts.

39:00.96
gav
That is... That dragon dance did not get the love of deserved chips.

39:04.26
Bevo
Nah, it was very funny.

39:04.83
gav
That was a fucking... That was funny as fuck, man. That one cracked me a bit, eh? Slip through the armor.

39:22.72
Bevo
See,

39:26.74
Bevo
back in the day, if you had not had a hit Boseong 3, you would be dropped from your label.

39:32.21
Mad Dog
You're gone. Yeah.

39:33.45
gav
Yeah.

39:34.41
Bevo
Sixes.

39:34.46
gav
I feel like they're just throwing darts at a ball though.

39:34.61
Bevo
to

39:34.87
Chibbs
A hundred percent.

39:37.68
gav
Look at, um, look at chapel Rhone. She had like a bunch of like, she's got five albums.

39:42.26
Chibbs
Well, s Sabrina Carpenter's got five albums or something, doesn't she? Yeah, two of us have chosen one.

39:46.13
gav
Yeah. And then that's what I mean. It's just like suddenly one just gets picked up, kicks off and with the fucking game on.

39:53.84
Chibbs
ah well While we're having fun, let's play some more games.

39:55.09
gav
Whoever the Chinese are into at that time.

40:00.02
gav
Dang.

40:05.71
gav
ah

40:11.10
Chibbs
I like the dochy growls.

40:11.14
gav
yeah

40:12.92
Chibbs
That's good.

40:12.96
Bevo
I got it.

40:13.00
gav
yeah

40:13.09
Chibbs
and Yeah.

40:13.21
Bevo
I got a question about that. I meant to ask last week, did you prompt, did you prompt dog voice? what to

40:20.99
Chibbs
No, i I think I put in, I put in um like, yeah, I think I went like, like West Coast gangsta rap for something.

40:25.39
gav
Sound as much like DMX as possible?

40:32.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:33.36
Bevo
It's ah yeah okay. So it picked its own, uh, Tampa.

40:34.22
Chibbs
Yeah. And it just, it just went DMX.

40:37.51
Bevo
Yeah. Right.

40:37.88
Mad Dog
It's so goddamn good.

40:38.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:39.10
gav
It went as aggressive as it possibly fucking could.

40:41.10
Chibbs
Yeah, not as homophobic as DMX, but I don't know.

40:41.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

40:44.09
gav
No, if you are, if you are.

40:44.46
Mad Dog
That.

40:46.16
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. Lola Young. What do you think Lola Young is worth as of 2025, Gavin?

40:53.82
gav
Oh fuck, this hit it big in what, November?

41:00.36
Chibbs
On TikTok.

41:02.34
gav
$500,000?

41:03.67
Chibbs
Okay, Dog.

41:05.51
Mad Dog
Yeah, piss all. I'm talking like...

41:08.35
Chibbs
It's so aggressive. It's like a Lola Young over here.

41:09.94
gav
Piss off.

41:11.73
Mad Dog
Yeah, like she she disgusts me with how poor she is. I'm talking like Warrawong level.

41:19.74
Chibbs
okay

41:21.72
Mad Dog
Fuck.

41:22.41
gav
put it Put a number on it, doggy.

41:23.27
Mad Dog
200 grand.

41:25.43
Chibbs
Bevo.

41:26.45
gav
You drastically underestimate how much houses cost in Warhol.

41:28.86
Chibbs
Yeah, Warrawong's expensive. They've got a Westfield.

41:31.70
Bevo
um

41:33.97
Mad Dog
Yeah, true.

41:34.51
Bevo
4 mil is my guess.

41:38.26
gav
Ooh.

41:38.70
Chibbs
Hmm.

41:39.92
Bevo
Suddenly hearing this song for the first time today, I think this is going to be a hottest 100 number one, or if not most.

41:46.36
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's that style.

41:46.51
Chibbs
yeah Unfortunately, yeah, it stinks of that, but it might have come out too early.

41:51.75
gav
Too early.

41:52.76
Chibbs
People forget about it, maybe.

41:53.27
gav
Yeah. Horace 100 votes closed like fucking this week, right? Like they're, or maybe they're already closed.

41:58.71
Chibbs
yeah don't it Yeah, look, you're probably not far off. This shit would have been spun on that fucking dog shit station for sure. um ah And it's funny because one of my mates is like the music director there now.

42:13.58
gav
ah Tell me just.

42:15.23
Chibbs
He took over from Kingsmill.

42:17.35
gav
Oh, wow.

42:17.97
Bevo
He was in it for a long time.

42:19.47
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. um Yeah, dude, I went to TAFE with this now like the fucking program director for Triple J.

42:24.55
gav
Wow.

42:25.17
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

42:25.63
Bevo
back Get in there.

42:26.70
gav
Tell him to play way more doji.

42:27.45
Chibbs
Yeah, and he also, yeah, like he was a huge nice dude. I think his parents were from Kiama and, um, yeah.

42:32.89
Bevo
I think his parents are rich.

42:35.13
Chibbs
And, and he, I remember when I was at Taifani, he was going to go to work experience at triple J.

42:35.23
Bevo
Uh, look at him now.

42:35.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:35.75
gav
Oh, that's sick.

42:36.83
Mad Dog
Rich.

42:40.46
gav
Good on him.

42:40.74
Chibbs
Yeah. And look at him now. Um, apparently she's currently making approximately $80,000 a year.

42:49.60
Mad Dog
I might be closer.

42:50.15
Bevo
Okay. Pretty good.

42:51.90
Chibbs
Yeah. So that's, that was, that's it.

42:52.66
gav
You're probably closest doggy.

42:53.82
Chibbs
That's all I could find is about 80K a year. She's, she's making it at the moment.

42:56.83
gav
Yeah.

42:58.58
Chibbs
Streaming's not much. She probably, she's only just touring now, I guess.

43:02.00
gav
Yeah, she's gonna do it.

43:02.36
Chibbs
And the Metro's what? A thousand person room?

43:05.67
gav
Yeah, yeah.

43:05.83
Chibbs
If, if, if that.

43:05.95
Mad Dog
About that.

43:07.41
Bevo
hmm one below the n more it's one below the n more i would say into yeah yeah ah jump scare

43:07.94
gav
Yeah, you wouldn't get it. You wouldn't get a thousand and wait, what's in more bever?

43:11.39
Chibbs
Yeah. So, Emboar's pretty big.

43:15.37
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

43:15.92
Chibbs
Emboar's a couple of thousand maybe.

43:16.23
gav
Yeah, yeah.

43:17.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:18.02
gav
I'm gonna look that up because I'm i'm intrigued.

43:19.12
Chibbs
You look that up. You look that up.

43:20.33
gav
Yeah, tarrick carry on.

43:20.92
Chibbs
And while you look that up, ah let's rate this shit.

43:21.37
gav
Yeah.

43:24.91
gav
Oh,

43:24.99
Chibbs
Oh my god. That really gave me a quite a fright.

43:29.69
Bevo
ah

43:31.48
gav
What a fright! Oh my god.

43:35.01
Bevo
oh

43:37.44
Chibbs
It's trying to ease it there. It's like trying to get your kids to bed, you know? It's like it's time to relax now. you know Relax and just rate it and we'll get out of here.

43:43.43
gav
um

43:44.77
Bevo
Did you know?

43:45.23
gav
Metro Theatre capacity is 1350.

43:47.34
Chibbs
There go.

43:47.60
Bevo
Okay.

43:47.78
Mad Dog
hey

43:47.96
gav
Metro is probably one of my favourite venues in Sydney.

43:49.41
Mad Dog
It's pretty good.

43:50.78
gav
I really like the Metro.

43:50.78
Chibbs
Metro's great. Yeah.

43:52.34
Bevo
I, so on that, um, the stinger for the grading it, I never noticed until maybe last week that Dan is singing a very faint harmony at in the back of that. So next time you hear, listen real close.

44:02.52
Mad Dog
I haven't noticed that.

44:02.67
Chibbs
Yeah, I think, I think I've.

44:02.91
gav
Oh, hit us with it again. Oh my God, he is.

44:15.39
Chibbs
He's in there.

44:16.34
gav
Fuck, I'd never noticed.

44:17.31
Chibbs
Let's get a stink on everything.

44:19.93
gav
He's got to rub his...

44:20.49
Chibbs
Ever since he made that that exhaust pipe but barbecue.

44:26.15
gav
to rub his filthy hands on everything.

44:28.17
Bevo
Didn't he say he was gonna be on this episode?

44:29.67
Chibbs
he said yeah he says a lot of He says a lot of things.

44:30.31
gav
Yeah, that's what I was talking about earlier. He's meant to be, he was meant to fucking be here.

44:33.25
Chibbs
He says a lot of things. um yeah Look, yeah, fuck, we'll see.

44:34.45
gav
I'm pissing off.

44:37.89
Chibbs
If he pops up at nine o'clock and jumps on the...

44:41.02
gav
but yeah We sent him the link, like he's got the fucking, yeah.

44:41.65
Chibbs
He's got it, he's got it, he's got it. Yeah, yeah.

44:45.37
Bevo
He's just watching.

44:45.59
Chibbs
What are you gonna do? Yeah.

44:49.03
gav
wow

44:50.08
Chibbs
ah What do you rate this out of? Is it like funny faces? Period blood?

45:01.21
gav
um ah I think doesn't know she she mentions a number of some oh how many degrees it is how many degrees it is outside the train station Yeah How many bottles of wine how many bottles of wine she's had I

45:06.43
Mad Dog
Durries.

45:07.48
Chibbs
Oh, degrees it is outside and how many durais she's punched.

45:09.89
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

45:12.06
Bevo
yeah How messy the breakup is between, what were the names, Katzenberg.

45:12.25
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How many bottles of wine?

45:16.71
Mad Dog
yeah

45:16.80
Chibbs
So either way, yeah, it's real messy. 10 you would rather die than ever hear this song ever again and one and it isn't just Spotify wrapped. What do you give this out of 10 dog?

45:27.13
Mad Dog
Um, I don't mind it.

45:36.56
Mad Dog
It's a crazy frog. It's a four.

45:38.70
Chibbs
Oh, ring-a-ding-ding, bam-bam-bam.

45:40.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:41.78
Chibbs
Alright.

45:42.29
Mad Dog
um I'm surprised to hear myself saying that.

45:44.79
Chibbs
Okay.

45:45.04
gav
Yeah, nice.

45:45.43
Chibbs
Alright, Gav.

45:47.17
gav
um Yeah, you know I like it, obviously. I think it's, um I was surprised when I chucked it on, I hadn't heard it.

45:50.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:53.82
gav
I chucked it on this afternoon and I was like, I was into it. You know, I love songs that are fucking a bit more, got got a bit more venom than the music would let you believe.

46:00.21
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

46:02.46
gav
And this is this is fucking right up that straight, it's a three.

46:04.47
Chibbs
Okay. That's understandable.

46:06.00
Mad Dog
Nice.

46:07.70
Chibbs
Uh Bevo.

46:09.88
Bevo
I am on the same page as mad dog. I think I'm going to give it a four.

46:13.65
Mad Dog
Mmm.

46:14.93
Bevo
Cause it, it came around to me. I reckon if I was younger, if I wore a younger man's clothes, um, though never left mate.

46:21.39
Mad Dog
Hello's!

46:22.14
gav
Oh, we're back on the BJ train.

46:23.18
Chibbs
Alright.

46:26.72
Chibbs
Low job train.

46:27.63
Bevo
Uh, yeah, I think I would have liked it more if I was like younger and, and uh, angrier, but, um,

46:29.42
gav
yeah

46:35.93
Chibbs
Fair enough.

46:36.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:37.25
gav
But instead you're older and angrier.

46:37.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:38.40
Bevo
Yeah, it intrigues me, I wanna know his side of the story.

46:42.10
Mad Dog
yeah

46:43.17
Chibbs
We need an Ayman like a...

46:43.68
gav
Oh, it was that fuck you song and fuck you right back.

46:45.22
Chibbs
ah What's that? who Who was... Yeah, that one. Yeah, that that was him.

46:49.52
gav
Yeah, um, Joe.

46:49.87
Bevo
Fuck you right back, yeah.

46:50.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, we need him.

46:52.05
Bevo
There's not enough response songs, is there?

46:52.11
gav
No, it wasn't Jojo. Was it? It was.

46:54.01
Bevo
No, there's Amen and...

46:54.08
Chibbs
Yeah, Jojo Dylan, Ayman. Ayman was the dude. um I am going on the... air Look, I'm not a weak gutter dog.

47:03.55
gav
Yes. Yes, you are.

47:04.53
Mad Dog
Yeah,

47:05.06
Chibbs
but I'm not far off being a weak other dog person. i I give it a six.

47:08.31
Mad Dog
yeah.

47:11.67
gav
Okay.

47:11.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:11.87
Bevo
Ah, you tipped over.

47:12.34
Chibbs
Yeah, I went the other way only because it goes for too fucking long.

47:12.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:16.39
Bevo
and The chorus is the best bit, I think.

47:16.49
Mad Dog
Yes.

47:16.69
Chibbs
And like yeah, the chorus is great. And i once I got like ah one of the choruses out of my way, I was like,

47:23.14
Mad Dog
I get it.

47:26.74
Chibbs
um I'm done with you. You don't need to be three more minutes longer than this.

47:30.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:31.15
gav
Hmm.

47:31.46
Chibbs
Yeah. And, and then I get angry that they're taking my time.

47:32.25
Bevo
Especially the music video.

47:36.37
Bevo
I kind of, songs I don't know, I watch the video and listen at the same time and the video doesn't really help.

47:36.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:41.27
Chibbs
It's real boring.

47:42.72
Bevo
It doesn't help.

47:43.69
Chibbs
It's boring.

47:44.59
Bevo
Yeah.

47:44.68
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

47:45.85
gav
Also the thing that annoyed me about the video, and I probably should have brought it up. We'll talk about the video, but she never really destroys the cake.

47:53.26
Bevo
Yeah. Get into it, mate.

47:54.21
gav
Like. The cake, the cake is there and she's spotted it on the walls a little bit and stuff.

47:55.68
Mad Dog
Rip into it.

47:58.44
gav
And it's like, she's, she's, she's wrecked the cake, but you've got to, you've got to, you've got to lay the boot.

48:01.49
Chibbs
She had to take that back to the bakery later.

48:01.72
Bevo
yeah Fuck the cake up.

48:05.43
gav
You got to, the cake should have been fucking demolished.

48:06.14
Bevo
Yeah. Just belly flop into it.

48:07.95
gav
It's still, by the end of the film clip, by the end of the film clip, it's still recognizable as a cake.

48:08.13
Mad Dog
Really fuck it up.

48:11.73
gav
It's like sitting there.

48:11.92
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

48:12.86
gav
Its tears are still intact. I was like, fucking rip in.

48:14.35
Bevo
Yeah.

48:15.34
Mad Dog
Mmm.

48:15.52
Chibbs
Yeah, rip in. Yeah.

48:16.82
Mad Dog
Ripping. Fuck.

48:17.43
Chibbs
You durry munching.

48:17.71
Bevo
Blow out the candles and do a belly flop on it.

48:18.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:20.34
Chibbs
Yeah. Ah.

48:21.67
gav
Barely flop on a pizza.

48:24.02
Mad Dog
Ooh.

48:25.36
gav
but

48:25.39
Chibbs
Well, now we've got a Peter Coom reference bre in in there.

48:26.28
gav
thanks mad dog well done sign up to our patreon

48:28.59
Bevo
Peter Coom mentioned.

48:29.68
Mad Dog
by

48:30.78
Chibbs
ah thank Save that for a thousand more songs to make you want to live.

48:30.82
Mad Dog
Unlike the unlike the hopscotch phrase.

48:38.17
Bevo
oh my god i'd forgotten about that

48:39.27
Chibbs
ah Yeah, that's right. yeah chuck Yeah, you can get on our Patreon. It's free and you can get a whole other episode every week. ah Thank you, fellas. Everybody else, go and fuck yourself.

48:50.31
gav
fucked

49:04.69
Bevo
Oh my god, I'd forgotten about that.