Black Dog - Led Zeppelin

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00:40.99
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, it makes you want to breed octopuses to use as underwater slaves.

00:49.69
Bevo
pi

00:50.09
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:50.50
gav
Octopi.

00:50.56
Bevo
octopi i think actually i think but you can get away with both actually

00:50.56
Chibbs
Is it said octopuses or octopi?

00:52.80
gav
octoppo

00:53.59
Mad Dog
I think, yeah, both are acceptable.

00:56.55
Chibbs
I did Google that and gave me octopuses and I'm like, really?

01:01.44
gav
Interesting.

01:02.62
Chibbs
Hmm.

01:02.76
gav
I wonder if you make a pie out of multiple octopuses, is it an octopi pie?

01:08.25
Bevo
Oh, here's the, how's this? The oldest plural form of octopus is octopi, but it's based on the misconception that Latin origins should have Latin endings.

01:10.68
Mad Dog
Nice.

01:17.50
Bevo
Octopuses emerged later in the 19th century.

01:20.68
Chibbs
I'm more of a modern man.

01:22.13
Bevo
Yeah, modern there.

01:22.80
gav
Oh, it's platter pie.

01:22.87
Mad Dog
Is it platypuses or platypi?

01:27.29
Bevo
Um, platypus.

01:31.50
Chibbs
Well, speaking of pusses, we are doing Black Dog by Led Zeppelin.

01:32.93
gav
yeah This is animal, animal facts this week. yeah

02:09.24
Chibbs
Fuck that, yeah, yeah. Cool. Could roll off. ah Every time. Every time. Trusty Beverage is here.

02:17.84
Bevo
ah Yeah.

02:18.91
Chibbs
Yeah, he is. Gavin's here.

02:20.40
gav
he

02:21.17
Chibbs
Mad Dog is here.

02:24.76
Chibbs
Yeah! Zeppelin Dog!

02:26.87
gav
Are you a black dog?

02:26.92
Chibbs
Zeppelin rule!

02:29.39
Mad Dog
yeah Zeppelin rules!

02:31.68
gav
ze rules Was that the Lord of the Flies episode?

02:33.44
Chibbs
It's the last words.

02:35.51
Mad Dog
Yeah!

02:35.62
Chibbs
The last words of Otto the bus driver.

02:38.72
Mad Dog
I regret nothing!

02:40.47
Chibbs
Yeah, Lord of the Flies episode, the bus is sinking in the ocean.

02:41.86
gav
Yeah. Singing throws the horns up.

02:43.23
Chibbs
He's just like, oh man, I'm going to go.

02:45.33
Mad Dog
Zeppelin rules!

02:46.60
gav
Zeppelin rules.

02:47.07
Chibbs
Zeppelin rule.

02:48.79
gav
And then bubbles.

02:49.23
Chibbs
He sinks into the ocean.

02:50.39
gav
Bubbles as he's singing.

02:51.01
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

02:53.50
gav
Classic Simpsons.

02:54.45
Chibbs
Which really dates to Simpsons is that Otto, the bus driver, was into Led Zeppelin. Like that was his...

03:00.34
Mad Dog
Yeah, that was...

03:01.05
gav
Yeah.

03:03.10
Chibbs
Like how old was Otto? and

03:05.12
Bevo
Well, there's one episode where he's singing um Frankenstein by the and Edgar Winter Group.

03:05.58
Mad Dog
Zeppelin rules.

03:10.13
Bevo
den it and and didn't Whatever it is.

03:10.37
Chibbs
Oh, that's right. Yeah. Yeah.

03:13.14
Mad Dog
Ah, yeah.

03:14.09
Chibbs
Yeah. I like my favorite auto is when the school strikes oil and it's like, can we get those guitars that are like double guitars, you know, approved, which again falls into the Zeppelin thing.

03:14.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:14.84
Bevo
and andise

03:21.81
Bevo
you know like double and if it stand for

03:28.93
gav
Ah.

03:30.57
Mad Dog
guitars.

03:33.62
gav
Yeah, fucking it does.

03:33.80
Bevo
Yes, yeah, yeah.

03:34.82
Chibbs
Yeah, it does.

03:35.60
Bevo
Um, Gavin does Lauren, Lauren doesn't listen to this podcast, does she?

03:35.80
gav
Jimmy Page Spec.

03:39.23
gav
Uh, negative.

03:40.22
Chibbs
Oh, look, we'll strap in.

03:41.83
Bevo
She hates it when I say dinner dog. So today I'm going to say Mac Zog.

03:46.16
gav
Oh, every.

03:49.73
Mad Dog
<unk>

03:49.96
gav
Can you send me a voicemail of you saying that? I'm going to, when I finish the pod, I'm going to walk out there.

03:52.19
Chibbs
Put it as your ringtone every time you get a message.

03:53.48
gav
I'm going to put it on.

03:53.49
Bevo
Lead Zeppelin with Black Zog.

03:55.35
gav
She's going to be... She's going to hate it. It's so fun. dinnerner a need a dinnerner dog I say it like semi-regularly and she just like fucking hates it.

04:01.97
Bevo
Dinner Zog.

04:07.77
Chibbs
Why is your one so much hornier though Gavin?

04:10.85
gav
Just who I am as a person.

04:11.89
Chibbs
It is very odd. ah

04:13.51
Bevo
It's like putting as much tea into your day as possible.

04:15.70
Chibbs
yeah

04:15.77
gav
Oh,

04:16.63
Bevo
Sinner vlog.

04:17.74
gav
like yeah

04:19.29
Chibbs
ah southern Southern is not with us. he's He's hit the big time and he's too good for us now.

04:21.68
gav
ah still? ah

04:26.11
Chibbs
He's came up with an invention that's made him a lot of money.

04:30.57
gav
Okay.

04:31.01
Bevo
I like this.

04:31.45
gav
but He was faffing about.

04:32.50
Chibbs
Yeah, so he was dabbling around and he came up with something called, yeah, you dabbling, faffing, whatever he was doing.

04:33.15
Bevo
Great format.

04:37.56
Bevo
that's That's how you get it. By dabbling. You dabble through your maggot.

04:42.77
gav
He was doing a good old fashioned faff.

04:42.95
Chibbs
yeah He was faffing about and he came up with the goldfish walker.

04:51.13
Bevo
Yep. Yep, yep.

04:51.52
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a small portable tank on wheels that you can walk your goldfish outdoors.

04:59.57
Bevo
That's the invention we all needed.

05:01.14
gav
Oh.

05:02.62
Chibbs
Yep, because you know that fish is yearning for nature.

05:03.11
Bevo
No wonder he's made it.

05:06.69
gav
Yearning for the outdoors. I am.

05:08.51
Bevo
the herons outside are like thinking of that now what's that um let's just do it down shake the fish around

05:10.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:11.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:11.87
gav
All the bumpy footpaths outside waiting for you to shake the fish to death.

05:13.34
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

05:17.68
Chibbs
Yeah, fish like a good shake up from times. I like birds.

05:20.08
gav
Shake, shake the fish to death sounds like a good euphemism for masturbation, doesn't it?

05:23.34
Chibbs
It's a good bear name.

05:25.28
gav
Shake the fish to death. It's almost like Cage the Elephant but ran way too long.

05:28.63
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

05:34.26
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, it is like that.

05:36.43
gav
ah

05:37.17
Mad Dog
Socrates here will grasp the boy firmly in his talents.

05:40.51
Chibbs
ah

05:42.94
Chibbs
Alright, I don't think he's coming back.

05:43.23
gav
you

05:47.17
Mad Dog
got there little

05:48.42
Chibbs
The helmet, the helmet over the Falcon's head.

05:48.59
Mad Dog
Socrates!

05:56.91
Mad Dog
sorate

05:57.40
Chibbs
So crazy.

05:59.97
gav
perhaps Fuck, I took a sip just as that all started and I've just only just managed that it was a spit or it was a spit or a swallow moment.

06:02.54
Chibbs
the

06:05.25
Mad Dog
I just imagine a fucking falcon diving down and just baking the fish straight out of there.

06:12.78
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Okay, ah this is, um yeah, Led so led Zeppelin's Black Dog.

06:22.72
Bevo
Black Zorg!

06:22.80
Chibbs
Okay.

06:25.92
Chibbs
The first first verse. Hey, hey, mama, said the way you move. Gonna make you sweat, gonna make you groove. Ah, ah, child, where you shake that thing? Gonna make you burn, gonna make you sting. Hey, hey, baby, when you walk that way, what's your honey drip? Can't keep away.

06:49.58
Bevo
So, okay, let's take this literally, sorry, was anyone else going to jump in there?

06:51.40
Chibbs
No.

06:52.78
Mad Dog
No, please, please.

06:52.92
Bevo
Did I just fully just, um, the way that you, like like I'm going to add in words that aren't in there just to make it make more sense.

06:53.46
gav
No, it's all you, that are ripped.

06:53.61
Chibbs
no

06:59.89
Chibbs
okay yeah see i was um i was more disturbed with how this first went because he started at motherhood and he got halfway through he ended up making a child dance for him

07:00.88
Bevo
So the way that you move is going to make you sweat.

07:06.07
Mad Dog
but And your mama said that.

07:06.20
gav
ah

07:07.41
Bevo
You're doing like high tuck jumps or something like that.

07:19.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:23.54
gav
child.

07:24.57
Bevo
Yeah.

07:25.20
Mad Dog
He wants a child to start shaking it.

07:26.36
Bevo
It doesn't stop there.

07:27.91
gav
And then.

07:27.89
Chibbs
And then when I get to the end, it's, no, no, child won't do.

07:28.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:32.04
Chibbs
I need a baby to walk a certain way for me.

07:34.54
Bevo
Sorry, it's a Benjamin Button and given button situation.

07:37.48
gav
well but

07:39.48
Chibbs
And it's like, has pedophilia ever been more like just blatant in a rock song than Black Dog by Led Zeppelin?

07:43.82
gav
Oh, God.

07:46.49
Mad Dog
In your face.

07:50.56
Chibbs
I don't know.

07:52.09
Mad Dog
He's regressing as well, yeah. Mama, child, baby.

07:54.24
Bevo
And then, okay, well, let me get back to my literal lyrics here. The way you shake that thing, that that um poison ivy bush, it's going to make you burn and you make you sting.

08:03.95
Chibbs
Shiking it.

08:04.88
Mad Dog
Gonna make sting.

08:07.11
Chibbs
Ow! so

08:10.43
Mad Dog
It burns and stings.

08:12.49
Bevo
And then the baby carrying a pot of honey, like don't.

08:14.70
Chibbs
carrying a fucking pot of honey, yeah.

08:16.23
Bevo
Yeah.

08:17.18
Chibbs
We spoke about, did we talk about this on the podcast about how fucking filthy Winnie the Pooh's paws must be at all times?

08:17.47
gav
yeah

08:24.53
gav
Oh God.

08:24.76
Bevo
no

08:25.07
Chibbs
Like, he lives in the wilderness, he's always digging around in a honey pot, and then he'd have to you'd have to walk on the dirt and shit with his paws, and it's just like, and then just,

08:25.13
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:26.13
gav
Fairy paws dipped in honey.

08:27.66
Bevo
Yeah, he's a he's a toy Yeah Is he a toy though or is he a bear like an actual

08:35.23
Mad Dog
And he's sticking sticking the paw straight into his mouth, no utensils.

08:39.83
Chibbs
Like, if if they did a real life, like, we're gonna, like, they're done moving faster. It's like, we're gonna use, like, a live-action Winnie the Pooh. This bear would be... It's fucking mange.

08:52.54
Chibbs
Mangy bear.

08:55.29
Chibbs
It doesn't matter if it's a toy.

08:55.44
Mad Dog
but

08:55.62
Bevo
Well, the funny thing is, Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh is public domain now, not just not the Disney portrayal, so you could do it.

08:56.87
Chibbs
It could be a toy. It still lives like a bear in the wild.

09:00.50
gav
Ha ha ha.

09:05.18
Chibbs
So I could make my own Pooh, like, movie?

09:07.96
Bevo
You can make your own Pooh anytime you like.

09:10.01
Mad Dog
Hang on, if I go out in the wilderness and scratch around, am I a bear?

09:10.33
gav
Yeah.

09:13.58
Bevo
You're still for a big surprise.

09:15.85
gav
yeah

09:16.03
Mad Dog
yeah

09:17.11
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, you're not unbearlike.

09:18.21
gav
So yeah, that's what yeah. Public domain. There's like, um, there's like horror movies and stuff now that can incorporate Winnie the Pooh.

09:24.04
Chibbs
is that well Is that how they're doing it?

09:24.41
Bevo
yeah went through

09:25.72
Chibbs
it's public How did anyone let Winnie the Pooh get to public domain?

09:25.88
gav
Yeah.

09:25.90
Bevo
Yeah.

09:26.20
gav
Because it's public domain.

09:26.55
Bevo
so um

09:29.00
gav
but No, because it was published 70 years ago and.

09:29.74
Bevo
well

09:32.28
Bevo
yeah

09:32.43
Chibbs
Yeah, but...

09:32.62
Mad Dog
Arts, yeah.

09:33.25
Bevo
So the Disney portrayal of Winnie the Pooh, you can't use, but the character of Winnie the Pooh is now public domain.

09:36.59
Chibbs
Right, okay.

09:36.75
gav
But the literary.

09:39.76
Bevo
Same as Steamboat Willie.

09:39.89
Chibbs
I could start writing my own fan fiction of Winnie the Pooh.

09:40.13
gav
Yeah.

09:42.89
gav
Oh, a hundred percent.

09:44.51
Bevo
You could have done that anyway.

09:45.50
gav
You could, you could, yeah, you could write an actual, you could write an actual novel and publish it about Winnie the Pooh.

09:50.18
Bevo
You can make a horror movie.

09:51.34
Chibbs
we need be

09:51.49
Bevo
Steamboat Willie, as in mic original Mickey Mouse, you can do as well.

09:54.28
Chibbs
The racist cartoon.

09:54.78
Mad Dog
The racist one.

09:57.83
Bevo
yeah

09:58.76
Chibbs
Yes.

09:58.96
gav
Yeah, that guy.

10:00.14
Bevo
That's why um' the Beatles keep putting out like quietly putting out like BBC sessions and stuff.

10:06.88
Chibbs
Right, keep it, keep it fresh.

10:07.50
Bevo
so they they came and yeah One of the great choruses of all time.

10:09.91
Chibbs
The chorus goes, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh oh oh, oh yeah, oh yeah. oh oh oh

10:15.98
gav
no

10:18.80
Bevo
One of the choruses of all time.

10:18.86
gav
and

10:20.50
Chibbs
Yeah, that's that's a chorus.

10:20.58
gav
One of the girls.

10:22.54
Mad Dog
which is not great as a follow-up after singing about a child shaking that thing.

10:29.00
Chibbs
Nah, not really.

10:29.91
Mad Dog
And just, yeah.

10:31.83
Chibbs
Let's see, getting them real deep like.

10:33.11
Mad Dog
It's like, yeah.

10:34.49
gav
yeah

10:35.41
Mad Dog
Then it's, oh yeah, oh yeah, oh.

10:39.98
Chibbs
It's okay because they're British.

10:42.96
Mad Dog
Just like lost profits.

10:44.56
Chibbs
Yeah, exactly.

10:44.90
gav
oh

10:45.32
Chibbs
that's Well, they were Welsh.

10:46.39
gav
They were Welsh, come on, come on now.

10:46.91
Mad Dog
Ah, well, sure, close enough, close enough.

10:47.26
Chibbs
a Yeah, they weren't part of the imp Empire.

10:51.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:54.20
Chibbs
They're all about dragons and fucking ah meadows.

10:59.63
gav
I was gonna say dragons, just just dragons.

10:59.82
Chibbs
I don't know what what else is in what is what else is in Wales. I don't know.

11:03.19
Mad Dog
Really long words that Tom Jones.

11:04.84
Chibbs
Tom Jones.

11:07.65
gav
Is Tom Jones Welsh?

11:09.25
Chibbs
Yeah, fuck Otheus.

11:09.66
Mad Dog
Absolutely. Big time.

11:11.10
gav
I didn't, fuck him.

11:11.81
Chibbs
Big Tom Welshman. yeah

11:13.23
gav
Yeah, I did not realise that.

11:14.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Verse two. I gotta roll can't stand still.

11:19.48
Bevo
It banned me.

11:20.35
Chibbs
yeah

11:21.08
Bevo
Poor girl.

11:21.58
gav
Ha ha ha!

11:23.63
Chibbs
Got a flaming heart. Can't get my fill. Eyes that shine burning red. Dreams of you all through my head. This is great.

11:35.33
Chibbs
This is good stuff.

11:35.51
gav
Okay, so, you know, when you get a bacon and egg roll, and the egg that's that they've put on there, they like cracked it on the barbecue flipped it like 30 seconds later, the yolk is runny as fuck.

11:37.78
Bevo
Oh yeah.

11:39.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:47.16
Bevo
oh yeah

11:47.62
gav
You take that first bite, and it's running out and it's dripping everywhere. And you literally can't stand still, you've got to move your feet, you've got to like get, you got to get out of the way of that yolk.

11:55.01
Chibbs
You're dancing.

11:56.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:57.14
gav
I feel like this, this entire verse is just about the bacon and egg roll dance.

12:00.39
Chibbs
I just, I think of the, uh, I think of the Chris Lilly character that just rolls.

12:02.49
Mad Dog
Yes.

12:05.53
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:05.81
Chibbs
Like, yeah.

12:06.11
gav
Oh yeah, it only gets a gum nut up her nose.

12:06.41
Bevo
with the name ah if if Pat Mullins.

12:09.51
Mad Dog
Yes. Yes. Yes.

12:11.33
Chibbs
If I'm, if I'm going anywhere, I'm rolling.

12:14.00
Bevo
You know, the best thing about those Chris Lilly shows is always that the supporting characters.

12:20.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:20.47
gav
Yeah.

12:20.72
Bevo
So Terry was her husband and yeah he is her husband.

12:20.83
gav
yeah

12:22.39
Mad Dog
yes

12:22.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:28.57
Mad Dog
Yes.

12:28.76
Bevo
He's not acting.

12:28.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:29.34
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

12:30.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:30.62
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, absolutely nailed it.

12:31.04
Mad Dog
Yeah. He bloody nails it, aye.

12:32.66
Bevo
Yeah.

12:32.92
Mad Dog
Absolutely nails it.

12:33.08
Chibbs
Nailed it.

12:33.13
gav
Yeah, fuck.

12:33.85
Bevo
And it's all the principles at Summer Heights High and like all the teachers, they are teachers.

12:36.14
Chibbs
Yeah, they seem like just fucking teachers, yeah.

12:38.86
Bevo
it Yeah.

12:39.06
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:41.07
Chibbs
The, got a flaming heart um is, yeah, like I'm at an age now where instantly I go to, that's an unpleasant, um that's an unpleasant feeling you get at in the middle of the night.

12:41.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:41.25
Bevo
Hats off to them.

12:45.01
Bevo
Heartburn.

12:45.89
gav
Inflammation. Yeah.

12:54.13
Bevo
get Gavaskan. Yeah. a sco and yeah

12:55.96
Chibbs
but It's like, I've got, I'm just fucking just pumping quickies.

12:56.98
gav
Yeah.

12:59.83
gav
Yeah. Yeah. ate Yeah. Yeah. Eight. Yeah. Eight too many salt and vinegar. Eight too many salt and vinegar chips before bed.

13:02.04
Chibbs
this so

13:03.71
Bevo
but

13:03.83
gav
And now you're fucking working out for the 2 AM gaviscon.

13:03.86
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, just just this shit chucking two quickies in and just trying to fucking gum through it.

13:04.49
Bevo
and i mean but feel Maybe, short for the medicine, maybe he's short.

13:09.52
Mad Dog
yeah

13:10.46
gav
ah fuck

13:12.31
Mad Dog
Just fucking munching Renny down.

13:14.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:14.59
Mad Dog
like it

13:16.16
Chibbs
yeah

13:16.68
Bevo
He's like, my heart, I can't get my Phil.

13:20.59
gav
ah

13:21.10
Chibbs
Of quickies.

13:23.18
Mad Dog
Are we talking about, are we in an X-Men situation here?

13:24.15
Chibbs
Eyes that shine burning red.

13:30.26
Bevo
Oh, maybe.

13:30.30
Chibbs
It could be a gambit, is it?

13:30.43
gav
Maybe.

13:31.11
Mad Dog
Cyclops?

13:31.24
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

13:33.42
Mad Dog
Is it Cyclops?

13:33.62
Bevo
No. Cyclops. Cyclops.

13:34.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:34.95
Bevo
Yeah.

13:35.01
Chibbs
That would make more sense.

13:36.94
Bevo
Oh, no. Gambit. Gambit had red eyes or black eyes. I can't remember.

13:41.85
Chibbs
Are you through cards?

13:43.81
Bevo
Yeah, but he also had funny eyes.

13:45.25
Chibbs
Did he?

13:46.26
gav
yeah

13:47.49
Chibbs
Are you saying he was Asian?

13:47.85
gav
Sounds pretty racist, Devo. Yeah.

13:50.76
Bevo
He's Cajun.

13:52.35
Chibbs
Right, right, okay, yeah.

13:52.58
Bevo
Cajun. Cajun. Yeah. His eyes are like black and red.

13:57.41
Mad Dog
ah like

13:57.41
Chibbs
Really?

13:58.14
Bevo
Yes.

13:59.33
Chibbs
No, I'm not far off then.

14:00.99
Bevo
gambit.

14:02.31
Mad Dog
um

14:03.15
Chibbs
This guy just sounds like he's having a real fucking tough time.

14:03.69
Mad Dog
oh

14:06.46
Chibbs
He's either constipated with heartburn. And it's just like, I'm just gonna, yeah Robert Plant was on the toilet one night just fucking just absolutely popping a vein in his forehead trying to squeeze his shit out while having heartburn and went, this there's ah there's a song in this.

14:20.84
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

14:28.00
Mad Dog
This is genius.

14:30.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:31.58
Bevo
Give me a pen.

14:33.36
Chibbs
ah Don't worry about the smell of shit, woman!

14:38.47
gav
ah

14:39.33
Chibbs
It was the 70s.

14:41.69
Mad Dog
But then he's, even though he's in this predicament, he's still dreaming of you.

14:46.32
Chibbs
Oh yeah, I guess children?

14:49.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:50.01
Chibbs
I don't know. I don't know.

14:51.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:51.35
Chibbs
what is ah child bait The dancing child baby.

14:51.76
gav
The U in that sentence is the child, baby, right?

14:54.20
Mad Dog
The baby?

14:58.28
Chibbs
It's like the dancing baby from Ally McBeal.

15:01.54
gav
ah

15:02.02
Bevo
yeah World's first internet meme.

15:04.49
Chibbs
yeah He preempted the Ally McBeal dancing baby.

15:07.51
gav
Yeah, neither.

15:08.10
Chibbs
Now, I never watched Ally McBeal.

15:09.53
Bevo
No.

15:09.80
Chibbs
I know there was a dancing baby in it.

15:10.93
Bevo
Yeah.

15:11.33
Chibbs
I don't know the context.

15:13.83
Bevo
No, I don't either.

15:14.88
Chibbs
No.

15:15.01
gav
yeah naa

15:15.51
Bevo
I remember she opened a bathroom door and it was there.

15:15.88
Chibbs
No.

15:16.24
Mad Dog
I don't either.

15:17.99
Bevo
I don't, yeah, that's all I know.

15:19.19
Chibbs
I don't know. I remember Callisto Flockhart had an eating disorder and there was a dancing baby.

15:22.75
Bevo
Married ah Harrison Ford.

15:24.31
Chibbs
Married Harrison Ford.

15:24.97
Bevo
Yeah.

15:25.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:26.12
Mad Dog
Oh, that's right, forgot about that.

15:26.17
gav
Huh.

15:27.34
Chibbs
yeah There's an interlude, it's not another chorus, it's an interlude and it goes... ah ah yeah It's a bad guy in doom.

15:38.35
Bevo
That's taking poison damage of ah an RPG.

15:41.25
gav
yeah

15:46.58
Chibbs
yeah

15:47.93
gav
um Bad guy in Doom.

15:49.58
Mad Dog
Bad guy.

15:52.02
gav
They're all bad guys in Doom.

15:55.23
Chibbs
That's true, but they are.

15:56.05
Mad Dog
Are there any good guys?

15:56.04
gav
this

15:57.30
Chibbs
No, I think you're a lone survivor sort of thing.

15:57.97
gav
There's not.

16:00.88
gav
Yeah, that's the whole point.

16:01.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah yeah they're all bad.

16:04.49
Bevo
I've never played Doom.

16:04.88
gav
Oh my God.

16:06.00
Bevo
Never touched this stuff.

16:06.47
Chibbs
I just got my son, one of those, um it looks like a Gameboy, but it's got all like yeah thousands.

16:12.43
Bevo
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

16:13.60
Chibbs
and It's got PlayStation 1 games and Nintendo 64 games, and he's fucking loving it, but it had Doom on it and Duke Nukem.

16:15.43
Bevo
Oh,

16:20.83
gav
Wait, wait, wait, hang on.

16:21.61
Mad Dog
Oh, jeez, you can...

16:21.77
gav
Is this one of those, is this one of those handheld consoles?

16:23.29
Chibbs
Yeah, the handheld ones. Yeah.

16:24.64
gav
It's got Doom on it?

16:25.71
Bevo
wow.

16:25.81
Chibbs
It's got Doom on it. Yeah, it's got Doom.

16:27.08
gav
Fuck me dead. Mossy got one, Mossy got one the other week as well. And he posted, he like hit us up about it and he was saying that it's actually good as fuck.

16:31.12
Chibbs
Right.

16:31.82
Bevo
When I, um, when I worked in, when I,

16:31.93
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. It is heaps good. Oh, it's hard to play GoldenEye.

16:35.96
gav
Does it have the Pokewood?

16:37.17
Chibbs
It's got GoldenEye 64 on it.

16:39.31
gav
Yeah.

16:39.32
Chibbs
But the way the controllers are set out, it's not as...

16:42.03
gav
Ah, it's not a, yeah.

16:43.00
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not as easy to play.

16:43.62
gav
Yeah, that's tough.

16:44.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:44.84
Bevo
When I was in still in guitar retail, they took me to the Yamaha office for a training and, um well, get this, they proved that they the the Helix, which is like a multi-effects pedalboard thing, you can play Doom on it.

16:50.20
Chibbs
That's always an exciting trip.

16:57.72
Chibbs
Mm.

16:59.55
gav
Oh, that's so sick.

16:59.70
Bevo
They programmed it, so you can play Doom on the board.

17:00.57
Mad Dog
Oh, really?

17:02.24
gav
I'll tell you what I saw. I saw this yesterday. You can, someone set it up that you can play Doom on a PDF. Like, there's like, someone's put an inset on a PDF where you can actually play Doom on a fucking PDF in Adobe.

17:15.47
gav
It's fucking loose.

17:16.55
Chibbs
um There's ah there's a some a documentary on Netflix called, I think it's called Game Over or something, and it's an independent, it's these people making independent games, but it interviews a guy that made Wolfenstein.

17:17.00
Mad Dog
Wow.

17:27.84
gav
Oh, fuck yeah, what a classic.

17:28.00
Bevo
I

17:29.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:30.52
Chibbs
And it completely fucking bent my mind because you think Wolfenstein is 3D. He's like, it's obviously not, it's it is 2D. And you go, oh my God.

17:39.69
Bevo
Yeah.

17:41.94
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

17:43.67
gav
Wait, what?

17:44.58
Mad Dog
yeah

17:45.28
Chibbs
And now you pull it up and go like, I i feel like I've entered the matrix. Like, I'm not, it's, yeah, this isn't real.

17:52.15
gav
Hang on, hang on, hang on. What good sign is 3D?

17:55.01
Chibbs
he shot No, but he shows you how it's not though. Like, it it's it's in it's just a perspective thing.

17:59.43
gav
Oh God.

17:59.53
Bevo
It's all forced perspective and yeah.

18:02.36
Chibbs
It's not. It's fucked.

18:04.58
gav
Oh fuck.

18:04.83
Chibbs
Yeah, it'll ruin your life.

18:05.12
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's crazy.

18:06.51
Chibbs
It'll ruin your life.

18:06.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:07.20
Chibbs
I've never been the same.

18:08.19
gav
I assumed that someone, ah the designers from the Wolfenstein team ended up doing Doom.

18:12.84
Bevo
Do you know, if you, if you play the original toy story game on the Sega Genesis, it's got like a boom level, ah like a Wolfenstein level where you collect the aliens.

18:13.21
gav
Like, were they not?

18:13.91
Mad Dog
Yeah, very similar.

18:15.41
Chibbs
Yeah, audit't I don't know. Yeah. yeah

18:24.60
Chibbs
Oh, really? Oh, I do remember that.

18:25.76
Bevo
Yeah. so I love that game so much.

18:27.07
gav
I did not know that.

18:28.32
Chibbs
I do remember that.

18:28.98
Mad Dog
Jesus.

18:29.44
Chibbs
There's a bridge to Black Dog by Led Zeppelin.

18:32.35
gav
Amazing.

18:33.59
Bevo
of video games.

18:34.72
Chibbs
Hey, baby. Oh, baby. Pretty baby.

18:39.15
Mad Dog
jesus

18:40.68
Chibbs
Darling, can't you do me now? Hey baby, oh baby pretty baby. Move me while you do me now.

18:50.66
Bevo
That's a funny mental image.

18:50.77
Mad Dog
Good grief.

18:53.01
Bevo
Move me. I'm gonna get a rag doll.

18:57.36
Mad Dog
No one's gonna mention that he wants the baby to do him.

19:02.77
Bevo
No, he's asking, can you or can't you?

19:05.07
Chibbs
ah you know It can't talk.

19:07.12
Mad Dog
Can't you do me now?

19:10.50
Chibbs
yeah look It's, I don't know, I can't remember what year it was, but it's fucked.

19:16.07
Bevo
71.

19:16.13
Chibbs
Yeah. 71. Yeah.

19:18.57
Bevo
Yeah.

19:18.75
Chibbs
Rough. Verse three. Take too long for I found out. For I found out.

19:26.87
gav
all right yeah All right Shakespeare

19:26.94
Mad Dog
Whoa!

19:27.71
Bevo
Four score.

19:31.17
Chibbs
What people mean by down and out. Spent my money, took my car, started telling her friend she gonna be a star. I don't know but I've been told a big legged woman ain't got no soul.

19:46.26
gav
Oh my God.

19:47.80
Mad Dog
What the hell?

19:48.05
gav
I never knew that was that lyric.

19:50.41
Chibbs
I didn't know that was a lyric either.

19:51.18
gav
I've heard that line because he's like, like, it's not very clear what he's.

19:57.31
Chibbs
Yeah it's got the uh it's got the

20:02.57
gav
It's not super clear what he's.

20:03.10
Chibbs
ah didn't now as a better big-legged woman I What does that mean?

20:04.91
gav
A big legged woman. What makes them soulless? I'm so confused.

20:09.82
Chibbs
Is it big? Yeah. So do you think it's like big? Hey.

20:14.76
gav
Miles, miles on the pod.

20:16.17
Chibbs
Big legged woman.

20:16.77
gav
um I think, no, I think if you were talking about long legs, you'd say long legs.

20:17.48
Chibbs
I see long legs, round legs, robust legs.

20:23.93
gav
I think he means the girthy, girthy legs.

20:27.37
Chibbs
Right, and so fat, fat, no fat chicks.

20:28.35
Mad Dog
Like sick.

20:30.06
gav
Thick, thick legs.

20:31.14
Chibbs
That's what we're getting from this.

20:31.18
gav
Yeah, thick legs ain't got no soul is the impression I'm getting.

20:33.12
Chibbs
This is a no fat chicks anthem.

20:34.62
Mad Dog
We're talking like cankles.

20:36.11
gav
Yeah.

20:38.30
Chibbs
Okay, right.

20:39.46
gav
I think that's what, I mean, big legged woman ain't got no soul.

20:39.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:43.20
gav
Surely he didn't mean like someone with long legs. If you went up to, if someone, if you saw someone with long, act not that you'd ever do this, but if you saw someone with long legs and you went up and you said, you've got big legs, do you think they're going to take that as a compliment?

20:53.18
Chibbs
Check out the legs, check out the legs on this one.

20:53.24
Bevo
and

20:56.99
Bevo
ah Big.

20:57.01
gav
Somehow that's better than saying you've got big legs.

20:59.12
Chibbs
the BIG LEGS!

21:00.75
gav
Still horrific, but better than saying you've got big legs.

21:01.04
Mad Dog
big.

21:02.99
Chibbs
Fuck your legs are big!

21:04.68
Bevo
I'm just imagining like a comically like large legs on a very small torso.

21:05.22
gav
ah

21:09.33
Bevo
and but

21:09.51
Chibbs
yeah and So he started telling her friend that she's gonna be a star. So he's telling... but So let's say it's his girlfriend's friend.

21:22.61
Chibbs
And he's like, yo, I'll tell you what, you you are going to be a star, but but I have heard the big legged women don't have souls.

21:31.21
gav
yes

21:32.24
Chibbs
And he's like, a okay. Robert.

21:36.83
Bevo
i See, I interpreted that as she spent his money, then she took his car, then she started telling her friends.

21:41.55
gav
Then she was telling a friend. Yeah, I was. Yeah. I didn't know if we're going to get into the semantics of it, but I agree with Bevo. I think that's what.

21:47.49
Bevo
like Like a friend's, like a friend's like, is that Robert Plant's car?

21:47.74
Chibbs
That makes way more sense.

21:49.44
gav
Yeah.

21:51.96
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm going to be a star.

21:53.12
gav
Yeah. I'm going to be a star. Yeah.

21:55.03
Bevo
All right.

21:55.16
Chibbs
But, so he's hating the big legged woman?

21:56.26
Bevo
Okay.

21:59.97
Bevo
Well, he was.

22:00.04
Mad Dog
Yeah, I think it's like, yeah, it's like she sold my car. She reckons she's going to be a staff.

22:06.59
gav
No, I think.

22:06.94
Mad Dog
Fuck her. She's, she's got big legs anyway.

22:08.79
Chibbs
Her legs are fucking huge.

22:09.24
gav
No, no, no, no. I think, I think you're wrong because he says, I don't know, but I've been told a big legged woman ain't got no soul. If it was a big legged woman that had done those things to him, he'd be like, I know from firsthand experience.

22:20.65
Mad Dog
Yeah. man

22:22.00
Chibbs
Well, he doesn't know that, like, to be fair, beforehand, he might not have been convinced the soul existed.

22:23.08
gav
He doesn't know.

22:27.04
Bevo
Yeah.

22:27.80
gav
You mean forehand.

22:28.10
Chibbs
But now, after he had his car stolen, he's like, this soul is bitched on my car.

22:31.48
Bevo
Yeah.

22:35.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:36.14
gav
Oh, fuck.

22:37.56
Mad Dog
yeah good Good luck operating the pedals with those tree stumps.

22:38.35
Bevo
and

22:43.67
Chibbs
Mashed the keypad with your palm.

22:50.25
gav
Oh shit.

22:50.33
Mad Dog
He's up on the clutch.

22:55.84
Bevo
ah

22:56.42
gav
Jesus.

22:56.51
Mad Dog
and

22:58.87
gav
Um.

23:01.23
gav
yeah Somewhere, unleaded Zeppelin.

23:02.13
Bevo
but so There's got to be some kind of Led Zeppelin, Led Foot joke in there, but it's in the ether.

23:02.30
Chibbs
but

23:04.78
Chibbs
oh god

23:05.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:08.61
Chibbs
There's another chorus the oh, yeah, oh, yeah chorus the verse for or

23:14.76
gav
When do you ever get a verse four? This has got to be the first fourth verse on the pod.

23:16.84
Bevo
This is a, yeah.

23:17.30
Chibbs
It's 1971, 1971.

23:19.21
gav
Yeah.

23:20.16
Chibbs
All I ask for, all I pray Steady rollin' woman gonna come my way Need a woman gonna hold my hand Tell me no lies Make me a happy man

23:34.91
Bevo
You could have started and ended with that.

23:35.03
gav
All right. Yeah.

23:38.33
Chibbs
Better than all the baby shit.

23:38.47
gav
Um, yeah.

23:40.68
Chibbs
yeah He should have stuck to this mature big legged woman that he was talking about towards the end of the song.

23:45.28
gav
She sounds a real, she sounds a treat.

23:47.67
Chibbs
yeah I like that the rolling woman's turned out like she got their heaps late because she's been rolling.

23:47.88
gav
Um, yeah.

23:53.08
Bevo
Pat Mullins coming, coming his way, like he's looking off into the distance.

23:55.75
gav
i Took her a while. She was rolling from a long way off.

23:57.59
Chibbs
yeah Oh, here she comes.

23:59.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:59.58
gav
Yeah.

24:00.13
Chibbs
Got binoculars out.

24:00.79
gav
Yep.

24:01.08
Mad Dog
Just...

24:02.28
Bevo
Vah, she rolls.

24:02.67
gav
See, see, sees it.

24:03.32
Chibbs
He sees dust, just dust in the distance rolling.

24:05.46
gav
Yeah, see see sees a glint off the fender as she comes over the next rise.

24:06.69
Chibbs
He's like, here she comes.

24:12.33
Chibbs
Here she comes, the woman that tells no lies.

24:15.80
Bevo
And it's steady rolling, it's not even quick, it's just steady.

24:15.83
gav
<unk>s She's going to hold my hand.

24:18.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, just a nice steady pace.

24:18.51
Chibbs
Oh, it's just steady. Steady, steady pace. Just like, to tell you what, she is consistent with this roll. I can tell you exactly when she's going to get here.

24:26.23
gav
ah but

24:30.26
Bevo
And she grabs his hand and they all roll together.

24:32.81
Chibbs
Roll off into the distance.

24:33.65
Bevo
Off into the sunset.

24:35.63
Chibbs
yeah

24:36.18
gav
It's still, um, it's what, what was that bitch's name? Bevo fucking from Chris Lilly's thing. Steady roller woman is Patty Mullins.

24:41.78
Bevo
Pat Mullins.

24:42.68
Mad Dog
pat mal

24:42.88
gav
Yeah.

24:43.05
Bevo
Pat Mullins, yeah.

24:43.61
gav
ah volunteer Chris Lilly was surely not big outside of Australia, was he?

24:43.61
Chibbs
Patty Mullins.

24:45.22
Mad Dog
American listeners going to have a fucking no idea what we were talking about with her.

24:48.74
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

24:49.58
Chibbs
I think Chris, so I think Chris lillie chris Lee got ah got a pretty good following in the US.

24:53.84
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

24:54.58
gav
Did he?

24:55.63
Chibbs
I think that Netflix show he did was was um before it got before it got ripped from the internet.

24:58.20
Mad Dog
Oh, they got canceled.

25:01.80
Bevo
Are you talking about, um, uh, angry, angry boys?

25:01.97
gav
Which, which show?

25:03.18
Chibbs
He had a Netflix show.

25:04.04
Mad Dog
Smouse.

25:05.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:05.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:06.14
Bevo
I was here, Smouse was here.

25:07.23
gav
Angry boys. I don't remember that.

25:08.36
Mad Dog
Smouse.

25:08.51
Chibbs
yeah

25:08.87
Bevo
I think Smouse really dropped him off the perch, unfortunately.

25:10.69
Chibbs
Yeah, it did. Yeah. um And then there's an interlude and an instrumental outro.

25:20.06
gav
Wait, wait. Is that the first time we've heard the interlude? inter Oh, no, it's not.

25:23.23
Chibbs
Nah, we got an R.

25:23.34
gav
We've already heard the interlude. Yeah.

25:24.44
Chibbs
I did the R's for you, remember?

25:26.14
gav
Yeah. I remember now.

25:26.51
Chibbs
Doom. You remember Doom?

25:26.62
Bevo
Ah, ah,

25:27.14
gav
Yeah. I remember that. Yeah.

25:29.92
Chibbs
It was released on the 2nd of December 1971.

25:30.07
gav
yeah

25:33.00
Chibbs
It's written by John Paul Jones, Jimmy Page and Robert Plant.

25:37.00
gav
Who were they?

25:38.16
Chibbs
Well, it's three of the four people in Led Zeppelin.

25:41.42
gav
yeah

25:42.37
Chibbs
Because the pisshead, the pisshead drummer had nothing to do with this.

25:42.44
gav
it Was John Bonham dead?

25:49.41
gav
ah

25:51.00
Chibbs
Nothing to do with it. John Paul Jones, the bass player from Led Zeppelin, and Jimmy Page Guitarist from Led Zeppelin, and Rob Plant, the singer from Led Zeppelin. Black Dog was named after a Labrador dog that wandered around the studio while Led Zeppelin were recording.

26:04.71
Chibbs
ah But he basically turned seeing a dog into having a gold digging relationship somehow. It's like, you know what?

26:14.39
gav
ah Interesting.

26:14.74
Chibbs
This Labrador is really pissing me off.

26:16.41
Bevo
Well, yeah yeah, it's not like he ever says the word black dog in the, in the song.

26:19.91
Chibbs
No. No, it's not in there.

26:21.58
Bevo
Black dog.

26:22.17
gav
Thanks all of me.

26:22.95
Chibbs
No, not at all. ah The song's iconic guitar riff was considered hard to play even by Jimmy Page.

26:31.16
Bevo
I'll tell you what that you're, when you played the, um, the bit of the song, it's, it's out of time.

26:35.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:39.01
Bevo
It's dragging.

26:39.42
Chibbs
It is. It is dragging.

26:40.08
gav
Oh, so, you know, there's a thing, I watched a guy trying to, um what's it called when you fucking turn the music into, like he tried to write the sheet music for it.

26:40.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:49.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:49.74
gav
What's it called? He tried to fucking transcribe.

26:52.36
Bevo
tabt ah

26:53.28
gav
He tried to transcribe, tried to notate, tried to transcribe the song.

26:53.25
Chibbs
No tights.

26:57.28
gav
And this guy was like, it it must've just been like ah an Instagram realized, or this guy was listening to it and he was just like transcribing it. And then he was like, wait a minute. And he replays that section where it's like the,

27:08.74
gav
The bit you're talking about where it goes like... they did it did did did it and And it builds back up into it.

27:09.96
Chibbs
byh bye bye bye bye ba Yeah.

27:10.78
Bevo
ah didnt did and did it did it didn and didn' and did

27:13.44
gav
And he isolated that section of the song, and he's like... He makes a fucking mistake. Like, he actually...

27:18.40
Bevo
Oh Yeah, can you play it again?

27:19.19
Chibbs
yeah

27:19.38
gav
He fully fucks that...

27:20.91
Bevo
Can you play it again for

27:21.56
Chibbs
I can, I can, but before I do, it while I remember, one of the fucking funniest things to ever happen on the internet is when someone tapped the Jonas Brothers guitar solo from the fucking, from um like some awards thing, and they tapped it out, and it's like, beep, boop, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

27:31.15
Bevo
i i love those ones have

27:31.60
gav
yes! That is the funniest fucking thing. Yeah.

27:38.44
Bevo
you seen this one

27:40.58
gav
little the You're gonna say the little Wayne one, aren't you, Bevo?

27:42.78
Bevo
Now there's one YouTuber that, um, he'll take like, remember when all those celebrities did imagine during COVID and he's done piano accompaniment and he changes key when they change key.

27:49.02
Chibbs
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:54.29
Chibbs
a

27:55.01
gav
ah ah ah Oh, fuck.

27:56.30
Bevo
And then like he does that, like if someone's singing the national anthem really badly, but he matches their pitch changing.

28:01.57
gav
Oh, shit.

28:02.38
Bevo
I love that stuff.

28:03.05
Chibbs
That's great. All right, let's hear this.

28:09.73
Bevo
All fine here.

28:18.88
gav
Yeah.

28:25.94
Bevo
No, it sounded better that time.

28:26.27
gav
Yeah.

28:27.01
Chibbs
I don't know. it's it's I don't think it's actually the guitar that was off there.

28:28.99
gav
No, no, no, no. I'm serious. There's a, I'll have to, I'll send it to the chat later. There's a fucking clip. The guy, the guy's isolated and it's like, he may, he hits a bung note and it lags him and they just never cut it out. Like,

28:30.57
Chibbs
I think Bottom fucked the bass drum, didn't he?

28:33.35
gav
no no no i'm i'm serious there's a i'll have to i'll send it to the chatlight and there's a fucking clip

28:38.06
Chibbs
Okay, there's something in there.

28:39.12
gav
the guy the guys isolate it and it's like he may he hits a bung note and it lags him and they just never cut it out like

28:43.83
Chibbs
All right.

28:46.16
Bevo
Yeah, needs a beast.

28:46.26
Chibbs
So apparently the reason that Jimmy found it so fucking hard to play is because John Paul Jones wrote it.

28:54.00
Chibbs
Yeah. So the bass player wrote that fucking, one of the coolest goddamn riffs ever in rock and roll music.

28:55.80
Bevo
okay

28:59.73
Chibbs
And he went and and he's just like, uh, and he's like, thanks John.

28:59.78
gav
And was like, here, play this Jimmy Page.

29:04.61
Chibbs
Uh, I'll just play that then.

29:04.76
Bevo
yeah

29:06.91
Chibbs
He's like, yeah, it's easy, mate. It's easy.

29:08.73
gav
ah ah

29:08.86
Chibbs
It's easy. I got an easy one for you this time, Jimmy. yeah just so Let me show you this.

29:11.23
gav
yeah I'll say, John Paul tried to sit there shredding it on the bass and he's like, yeah, just do it like this.

29:12.76
Bevo
and yeah

29:14.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:16.10
Bevo
It's something that John Bonham does a few times in Led Zeppelin is that instead of going along with the weird time signature, he just plays 4-4 through it.

29:23.05
Chibbs
Yeah, and yeah it it's always to this day throwing me the fuck off.

29:23.18
Bevo
like

29:23.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:24.68
gav
ah

29:24.71
Mad Dog
yeah

29:28.99
Chibbs
that like it's like it's like and It's like a-8 time signature or something and then he's just going four on the floor.

29:29.48
gav
Oh, every time I hear this song...

29:36.41
Chibbs
but Like fuck you all, this is all I could possibly do with my frazzled head today.

29:36.51
Bevo
Yeah.

29:37.47
gav
Yeah.

29:38.59
Bevo
Yeah.

29:38.98
gav
right

29:39.80
Bevo
Yeah.

29:40.86
gav
I... respect it. I respect it, but at the same time, I really wish he just locked in on 9-8 and just let it rip.

29:43.26
Bevo
yeah

29:47.19
Chibbs
a I know, yeah, but yeah.

29:48.05
gav
Like, fuck. I reckon it'd be a better song if he just locked the fuck in.

29:51.11
Bevo
Nah, no, I love it the way it is because when it does come back, it's like, it's like the planets just sort of shift and then align for a second. Love it.

29:58.49
Chibbs
Yeah, there's just something I don't know it's like an OCD thing in me that I'm just like And then I was like, oh it's good again.

30:04.21
gav
that

30:06.08
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, it's all right.

30:06.16
Bevo
But yeah cash me is the other one that's like, it, it needs to, it needs to be something else, but he's just like, no, fuck it.

30:07.43
Chibbs
Yeah

30:10.60
Chibbs
Yes, Cashmere gets me every time, because...

30:13.16
Bevo
I'm doing a full floor.

30:13.43
Chibbs
No. Yeah, you're feeling that guitar, like, so much, that you're like, no.

30:14.70
gav
Yeah.

30:17.99
Bevo
Yeah.

30:19.93
Chibbs
No. Ah.

30:21.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:21.91
Chibbs
Ah. All right.

30:22.48
Mad Dog
yeah

30:22.69
Chibbs
Okay.

30:22.85
gav
So you're saying the satisfaction of it going from shit to good, not shit, but from going like weird to good is worth it being weird.

30:23.61
Chibbs
All right.

30:31.77
Bevo
Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

30:32.63
gav
Okay. Yeah.

30:33.13
Chibbs
Bevo's a fucking weird cunt, though.

30:33.37
Bevo
Yeah.

30:33.53
gav
Yeah.

30:35.14
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. And then we'll do that harmony later in the song.

30:36.40
Chibbs
shit

30:38.62
Bevo
That's like, it's a bit twisted oh magic.

30:40.00
gav
It's off. Yeah. Yep.

30:43.66
Chibbs
Yeah, it so it was the first track off there their um fourth the album, which became one of the best selling albums of all time.

30:49.33
gav
Yep.

30:52.06
Chibbs
But they were absolutely hounded by people for plagiarism. Apparently heaps of the song heaps of Led Zeppelin songs are just reinterpret like

31:06.37
Bevo
Yeah. Like Delta blues classics.

31:07.47
Chibbs
Yeah, of of these classic blues songs.

31:09.64
Bevo
Yeah.

31:10.26
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

31:11.66
Bevo
Like straight up stolen lyrics and like, yeah.

31:12.96
Chibbs
Straight up stolen lyrics.

31:14.42
gav
Oh, really?

31:14.70
Mad Dog
Mm.

31:15.04
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:15.35
gav
There you go.

31:16.23
Bevo
I think Jimmy Page has a ah lot of original riffs though, which kind of makes the songs.

31:20.05
Chibbs
He does, but yeah, lyrically, heaps of it's copied, but then everything was just put down as page plant as songwriters and no one ever got paid.

31:26.33
Bevo
Yeah.

31:27.76
Mad Dog
Mm.

31:29.83
Bevo
Yeah.

31:30.63
Chibbs
What did they stole from?

31:30.85
gav
Yeah, right. Yeah.

31:33.12
Chibbs
Now I'm going to talk, tell you about something called the mud shark incident.

31:38.64
Bevo
ah Thought you might bring this up in this one.

31:41.97
gav
I don't know this.

31:43.05
Chibbs
Okay. So in a book that came out in 1985, it was a biography of Led Zeppelin called Hammer of the Gods.

31:48.35
Bevo
right

31:51.41
Chibbs
According to the book, Led Zeppelin members undressed a young groupie. And when I say young, I mean young. groupie, tied her to a bed, cut up a freshly caught shark, and stuffed pieces into the groupie's vagina and anus.

32:04.95
gav
Oh my god.

32:11.09
Mad Dog
Good grief.

32:12.50
gav
Oft.

32:12.67
Chibbs
In addition to shoving pieces of shark into, you like I said, uh,

32:18.80
gav
The person, yes.

32:19.46
Bevo
That orifice.

32:24.15
Chibbs
It's, it is said that they had bestiality between a groupie and a shark.

32:33.10
Bevo
The silence is different.

32:37.45
Bevo
Yeah. I've heard different versions of that story where it's like a different fish and.

32:41.55
Chibbs
I've heard an octopus in a bathtub was one.

32:43.19
Bevo
Yeah.

32:44.88
Chibbs
ah like This of all could have happened, but just like depraved people.

32:45.41
gav
and optimize the bathtub.

32:46.56
Bevo
Hmm. Hmm.

32:50.10
gav
Jesus Christ.

32:50.77
Bevo
Yeah.

32:50.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:50.95
Mad Dog
It's fucked up.

32:51.41
Bevo
This is the thing. It's like this era way before smartphones and everything.

32:54.99
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

32:57.61
Bevo
You could say anything, but also like you could, I guess you could do anything too.

32:57.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:02.83
Bevo
Cause you were just like, yeah, fucked.

33:02.84
Chibbs
You can also do anything.

33:03.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:04.35
Chibbs
Yeah. So Jimmy Page is renowned for having sex with underage groupies, all throughout the 70s. Um, two of them have written books about it, Laurie Maddox and Sable Star, who were sort of like renowned groupies.

33:22.19
Chibbs
They would just follow certain bands around for years, but they were 14 and 13 years old, but all the band members were having sex with them.

33:34.17
gav
Wow.

33:35.71
Bevo
it's gross children

33:35.93
Chibbs
Yeah, it's so fucked up.

33:36.47
Mad Dog
So fucked up.

33:37.01
gav
Yeah, that's fucking Jesus.

33:38.50
Chibbs
So they were in their early 20s and they were 13, 14 years old. But they just run away from home, were following rock bands around.

33:42.97
gav
Oh, fuck.

33:46.40
Chibbs
And again, fuck, they're already cutting sharks up and jamming it up people. Look, yeah, it's...

33:53.16
Mad Dog
Yeah, they're, they're on Gav level kind of shit.

33:54.67
Bevo
yeah um

33:57.73
Chibbs
This is like, I played guitar riffs and I fish for sharks.

33:57.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:59.35
gav
I'm sorry, what?

34:01.89
Mad Dog
i'm not Sorry, not with miners, not with miners.

34:03.98
Chibbs
but

34:04.91
gav
but so

34:05.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:05.76
gav
I still, you know I think I draw the line at cutting up sharks and put them in putting them even inside consenting adults.

34:09.94
Chibbs
The thing is, I'd like to think that they took like a deep sea fishing charter out like during the day to catch the shark.

34:11.97
gav
That sounds pretty fucking grim, man.

34:20.08
Mad Dog
Yeah, a couple of, a couple of makers.

34:24.83
Chibbs
Kept it in a shallow pool in the hotel like for after the gig.

34:29.45
Bevo
Do you know i'm Jimmy Page now has a girlfriend that is 35 and a daughter that is like 52 and they've been dating for 10 years.

34:31.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:38.06
Chibbs
Yeah, it doesn't. So it it, yeah, the whole thing rings true, doesn't it?

34:39.04
gav
Oh, no way.

34:41.01
Mad Dog
That's messed up there.

34:42.73
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, it's fucked.

34:45.82
gav
Oh, wow.

34:46.60
Chibbs
John, so...

34:46.80
Bevo
me

34:48.94
Chibbs
ah John Bonham, he died. He died on the 27th of October, 1980.

34:56.08
Mad Dog
Hey, it's Walaga.

34:56.79
Chibbs
Which I don't ever put Bonham's death being the 80s.

34:59.88
Bevo
Hmm.

35:00.07
Chibbs
I guess it's like it's...

35:01.36
gav
Adjust the 80s.

35:02.51
Chibbs
just it's in there it's in the 80s but still 1980 um and it showed that in 24 hours he'd consumed 40 shots of 40% ABV vodka after which he vomited and choked yeah the old uh the old Bond Scott when who died first yeah okay

35:02.69
gav
Yeah, but still, yeah.

35:16.68
gav
rookie numbers.

35:17.59
Mad Dog
Yeah, that'll do it. Yeah.

35:23.86
Bevo
Bonn was, I thought Bonn was 79. No, no. Okay, let's look it up.

35:30.58
Mad Dog
So it was ah it was a vomit choke, was it?

35:30.69
Chibbs
hit hey So who do you reckon is the best vomit choke?

35:33.76
Bevo
All right.

35:35.50
Chibbs
Kendrick, Spon Scott or Bonham?

35:35.96
Bevo
went So when was...

35:38.16
Chibbs
Wait, how did how did how did um the guy from The Who died?

35:38.51
gav
okay

35:41.73
Chibbs
Keith Moon. Was that a vomit?

35:43.39
Mad Dog
Was that a vomit choke?

35:43.47
Chibbs
Vomit choke? What about a vomit choke?

35:44.88
Bevo
Yeah, I think it might've been.

35:46.22
gav
i think I think Hendrix was the biggest loss as far as Vom Chokes go.

35:46.32
Bevo
When, sorry, when did Bonn die again?

35:49.89
Chibbs
80.

35:50.32
Bevo
When did Bonn, yeah, what what date?

35:53.75
Chibbs
October, 27th of October 1980.

35:54.73
Bevo
and Bond was 19th of February 1980.

35:58.97
Chibbs
Oh fuck!

35:59.52
gav
Oh, predated, there you go.

36:00.45
Chibbs
Rough year.

36:02.52
Mad Dog
A lot of bomb chokes around. Yeah.

36:04.09
Chibbs
Yeah, that's that's that's like the Mount Rushmore of Vom Chokes.

36:04.30
gav
Big Vom Chokes, yeah.

36:09.63
gav
ah That's a shirt.

36:10.33
Mad Dog
it's rush

36:11.66
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

36:13.92
gav
ah

36:14.74
Chibbs
Get the Mount Rushmore and put their faces on it and just say Vom Chokes.

36:18.44
gav
Vom Chokes.

36:18.52
Bevo
Just vomit on the skin.

36:19.72
gav
That's good actually. That's a good shirt.

36:21.33
Chibbs
Jazz will have to remind us of that in two years time.

36:22.98
gav
I'll say Jazz Remindus. Remindus when you make it to this episode.

36:24.48
Mad Dog
that we've We've got a backlog of shirts, actually.

36:28.15
Chibbs
Oh fuck, yeah.

36:28.37
gav
We fucking do.

36:28.52
Mad Dog
like

36:29.37
Bevo
So Keith Moon, Keith Moon, 7th of September, 78, and he was accidental overdose of, hang on, uh, accidental, accidental overdose of the prescription drug, hemonevrin described, prescribed to combat alcoholism.

36:29.47
Chibbs
It's up to Jasmine really to to remind us of the shirts. It's her department. but Right, so Keith, when was Hendrix?

36:48.50
Bevo
And then Hendrix.

36:48.68
gav
Oh, no way.

36:49.16
Chibbs
hey he He overdosed on yeah alcoholism drugs.

36:53.40
Bevo
Yeah.

36:54.40
Chibbs
What a lunatic.

36:54.66
gav
I feel like Jimi Hendrix was earlier.

36:56.40
Mad Dog
Jesus.

36:58.17
Bevo
Hendrix was 18th of September 1970.

36:58.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:01.43
Chibbs
Oh, why early?

37:01.62
gav
Yeah.

37:02.23
Mad Dog
Okay.

37:02.74
gav
Yep.

37:03.05
Chibbs
He didn't even see this album coming up.

37:05.60
Bevo
Oh hell no.

37:05.98
gav
No.

37:08.13
Bevo
yeah and he He had a very short career.

37:08.67
Chibbs
Damn.

37:10.23
Bevo
I think 67 is the first Hendrix album.

37:11.51
Chibbs
Hendrix... I'll tell you what, Hendrix... Oh, he's a fucking absolute renegade.

37:20.98
gav
yeah hed he he pioneered that he pioneered that 27 club oh yeah no shit yeah 60s yeah like you say 67 he was doing shit from like 62 but like yeah

37:21.35
Chibbs
so

37:21.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:22.23
Chibbs
Like, i'm on i i I understand, yeah like I've kind of grasped that Hendrix was this big deal, but ah for some reason I put him in the same, I put him in the 70s, not the 60s.

37:35.71
Mad Dog
He's the James Dean of music.

37:41.62
Bevo
like three albums and then yeah hectic

37:43.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:44.70
Chibbs
Fair enough. Yeah, that's pretty hectic. Anyway, yeah, so he died. 40 shots.

37:50.26
gav
yeah

37:50.71
Chibbs
He's dead. It's produced by Jimmy Page. um Yeah, so Jimmy Page produced it. Bass players credited with running the main riff. um He said he was inspired by Muddy Waters in um the Muddy Waters 1968 album Electric Mud. But he retracted that statement in 2007.

38:11.89
gav
ah We're all confused, mate.

38:13.47
Chibbs
Saying that he was confused.

38:16.01
Bevo
Ah, yes.

38:17.96
Chibbs
yes but So you're saying you've taken that from Muddy Waters, have you? No, no, I was confused. I was confused with my originality.

38:24.37
Bevo
I was saying, I was saying my songwriting credits are muddy in the waters.

38:31.88
gav
yeah ah

38:34.87
Bevo
I was saying the words.

38:35.80
Chibbs
there' so uh look it's uh it sounds fucking rad like old zeppelin stuff sounds sounds great but as when we talk production

38:45.34
gav
Yeah, yeah.

38:48.29
Chibbs
yeah in this era you didn't get to just take multiple takes of everything and just keep going or whatever you had tape was expensive and you only had so much of it so this it it really is the um get me his mexican equivalent and it's like yeah senor else

38:53.21
Bevo
Yeah.

38:56.60
Bevo
Yeah.

39:00.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:10.20
Chibbs
Bill Berryger, that was the best take.

39:14.12
gav
Yeah.

39:14.66
Chibbs
That's what it is. Yeah. It's just like, that they you would have had to sit there and be like, I just got to live with that. And at this point they knew that it was going to be fucking huge. I could say 4,000.

39:24.82
Bevo
Hmm.

39:26.22
Chibbs
But it's just, yeah, that's what it is.

39:26.32
Bevo
Hmm.

39:29.22
Chibbs
And if they redid it now, no one would fucking be interested to like in hearing something that was done right. It's that is the way it's done.

39:38.70
Bevo
Yeah.

39:38.80
gav
yeah

39:39.35
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

39:40.18
Bevo
So I was saying this in a previous episode about Keith Moore to the who, like if he was in any other band, they've been, everyone would be like, why are you playing like that? Stop playing like that.

39:48.73
Chibbs
Calm down. ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

39:50.54
gav
yeah

39:51.66
Bevo
And now everyone wants to play with it.

39:52.11
Chibbs
Everything you're doing is unnecessary.

39:54.16
Bevo
Yeah.

39:54.42
Chibbs
Yeah. um The thing is that he was just so fucking lucky that he had... Who's the bass player in the who? Thistle, wait. What's up, then? Isn't it?

40:04.49
Bevo
No, no, John Entwistle.

40:04.53
Chibbs
Is that what it is?

40:05.72
Mad Dog
up Yeah, yeah.

40:07.20
Chibbs
andw And There was a whistle in there.

40:08.61
Bevo
Entwistle, yeah.

40:09.87
gav
Yeah, that was pretty fucking close.

40:10.61
Bevo
My favourite thing about the Who is all four band members are absolutely essential to the Who, and yet they continue on without two of them.

40:11.91
Chibbs
Yeah, thanks.

40:14.89
Chibbs
Yeah, it's those four have to go together. You have to have the pedophile on guitar. You have to have the guy that the the guy from the Mighty Boosh on vocals.

40:19.98
Bevo
Yeah, the pedophile on pedophile on drums.

40:26.56
Chibbs
You know the Mighty Boosh thing where they're lost in the desert or whatever and it's like... so Daltrey Hoover's for no man. And then it seemed fucking vacuuming the desert.

40:35.30
gav
Ah, oh my God.

40:36.10
Chibbs
He's vacuuming the desert. Yeah. um But those two, like that rhythm section, you had the most fucking wild bass player with the most wild drummer of the who.

40:47.74
Chibbs
Yeah, it wouldn't have worked otherwise.

40:49.86
Bevo
yeah Nah, there's a live video but there's nothing to say about it.

40:51.60
Chibbs
There's no video, obviously.

40:53.65
gav
No.

40:54.36
Chibbs
No. Yeah, fair enough. So let's play a game.

41:00.38
gav
Oh, the fade outs fucked you again.

41:00.74
Chibbs
Oh fuck.

41:06.87
Chibbs
Don't rob me of skills.

41:09.02
gav
yeah

41:09.31
Bevo
It's up there with playing the stinger without fading it out.

41:10.08
gav
ah

41:12.54
Chibbs
This is like the black dog of our podcast.

41:16.90
gav
ah but

41:17.97
Chibbs
yeah All right, we got a Zeppelin set list.

41:20.01
Bevo
me

41:23.29
Bevo
Yeah, I got a special one for you. The final Led Zeppelin performance with John Bonham on drums.

41:27.38
Chibbs
Great.

41:28.39
gav
Oh, nice 1980

41:28.38
Chibbs
What year?

41:29.98
Bevo
July 7th, 1980 at the, this is German, so forgive my pronunciation, at the Iceport Hall under Jafar Strauss, Berlin, Germany, tour over Europe in 1980.

41:34.98
Chibbs
Mm-hmm. Got it. Not out of it.

41:42.93
Bevo
14 songs with two songs as an encore.

41:46.54
Chibbs
I bet the show went for three and a half hours with 14 seconds.

41:47.00
Bevo
And yeah, they do some very long form jamming.

41:51.73
Chibbs
ah

41:53.82
Bevo
If I was, I'm a massive Led Zeppelin fan and this set list is a bit like a stop playing all the new shit. Go back to the class.

42:00.02
Chibbs
yeah right okay okay when do they play black dog 13 songs yeah yeah not too much and um i reckon they go like third

42:00.65
Mad Dog
ah

42:10.92
Bevo
Yeah, actually having said that, there's only three songs from the new album of the time. So I'm being such a snob.

42:18.22
Mad Dog
I reckon they play it 8th.

42:18.39
gav
too much

42:25.06
gav
Oh, fucks sake. I'm not fucking kidding. In my head I went 8th, and Mad Dog took it and I was like, fuck it, I'll say 3rd. And you've gone 3rd.

42:31.89
Bevo
Yeah.

42:32.98
gav
You've both fucked me. Um, I'm going...

42:34.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:35.42
gav
What did you say? 14 songs?

42:37.41
Chibbs
Thirteen.

42:38.78
gav
13?

42:41.08
Bevo
Uh, third, did I just, oh, well, and

42:41.12
gav
How many songs?

42:44.28
gav
Uh, I'm going... I'm going... Yeah. Fuck. I'm fucking done.

42:48.90
Bevo
third, it doesn't matter what you say.

42:49.71
gav
I'm done. Fuck you all. It's the ultimate skill.

42:52.65
Chibbs
I've got it! I've got the ultimate skill!

42:54.48
gav
I was gonna go 11th in the end, so...

42:57.44
Mad Dog
The ultimate skill.

42:59.64
gav
I'll fucking fuck you all.

43:06.73
Chibbs
Ah, good stuff.

43:08.24
gav
Oh my god.

43:09.87
Chibbs
Okay, Legacy. It's got some legacy.

43:14.93
Chibbs
It's one of the most instantly recognisable Zeppelin tracks. It was included in Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time and ranked number one in Q Magazine's 20 Greatest Guitar Tracks.

43:25.92
Chibbs
Number one. The band has sold over 200 million albums worldwide, according to sources.

43:27.89
Bevo
Fair enough.

43:33.04
Chibbs
ah In excess of 300 million, including 111.5 million certified units in the US. They are the third highest selling band and the fifth highest selling music act in the US and one of only four acts to earn five or more diamond the albums.

43:55.00
Chibbs
They achieved eight consecutive number ones in the UK album charts, a record for most consecutive UK number one album shared with ABBA. Led Zeppelin remain one of the most bootlegged artists in the history of rock music.

44:03.82
gav
fuck Fuck.

44:10.16
Chibbs
yeah a yeah I mean, it doesn't really, that's a real fucking short summary of Flynn Sepplin's legacy.

44:19.32
gav
Yeah, yeah.

44:19.68
Chibbs
But um yeah, that that will do.

44:19.76
Bevo
yeah

44:22.09
gav
one One of the biggest beings of all time ever.

44:23.74
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. But that's all I've got to say about that.

44:26.59
gav
About that.

44:29.03
Bevo
That's all I have to say about that.

44:30.41
gav
and

44:32.60
Chibbs
but

44:39.41
Chibbs
Okay, so we have four bare members in Led Zeppelin.

44:40.39
Bevo
I'm sorry I broke broke up your black dog party.

44:46.72
Chibbs
ah I'm just going to tell you here, we've got John Paul Jones is worth $120 million. dollars Jimmy Page is worth $180 million. dollars Robert Plante is worth $200 million. dollars At the time of John Bonham's death, what was his net worth in 1980?

45:11.62
gav
Oh, I like this. I like this.

45:14.97
Bevo
I'm going to say 30 mil.

45:15.41
Chibbs
All right, Bevo.

45:16.32
gav
Fuck.

45:18.29
Chibbs
All right, Gav.

45:19.93
gav
Eight mil.

45:20.83
Chibbs
Dog.

45:23.28
Mad Dog
15 mil.

45:23.97
Chibbs
$10 million. dollars

45:25.46
gav
Yes, yes, doggy.

45:25.97
Bevo
That's 1980 money.

45:26.30
Mad Dog
Ah, yep.

45:28.57
Bevo
$10 million.

45:28.85
gav
That's me, that's me.

45:28.83
Chibbs
yeah

45:29.42
Bevo
dollars

45:30.47
gav
What did I say?

45:30.76
Chibbs
It's like,

45:30.91
Mad Dog
oh

45:30.91
gav
i said I said eight? Yeah, I said eight, fuck yeah, I got it.

45:33.07
Chibbs
yeah If only I'd lived for 30 something more years, I'd be worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

45:38.21
gav
It's that it' that compound interest.

45:41.46
Chibbs
Think of the vodka I could have bought.

45:43.77
gav
It's that compound interest that fucked bottom in the end.

45:44.18
Mad Dog
but

45:46.58
Chibbs
yeah yeah Yeah, that's what got him. That's why I drank all that vodka in 1980. He knew he was gonna get fucked.

45:53.86
gav
Compounding effect on his liver.

45:55.32
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%. Let's rate this shit.

46:09.69
Chibbs
Alright, what are we running out of? Um... Like, uh, red eyes, or dancing babies, or... Uh...

46:18.82
Mad Dog
Big legs.

46:18.99
gav
Oh, big legs.

46:19.51
Chibbs
Big legs!

46:20.65
Bevo
yeah that Yeah.

46:21.76
Chibbs
like Okay, your legs are so big that they have cut...

46:25.11
Bevo
One, it's chopsticks.

46:26.61
Chibbs
Well, yeah, 10 is a, like, Sequoia redwood.

46:30.11
Bevo
Tree trunks.

46:32.74
gav
yeah ah ah

46:34.86
Chibbs
And one is a chopstick.

46:36.58
Bevo
yeah

46:36.93
Chibbs
Uh, what do you give this out of 10, dog?

46:40.49
Mad Dog
ah Look, obviously iconic. um My only problem with it is that it goes too long.

46:49.40
Chibbs
Not enough happens.

46:50.81
Mad Dog
Well, no, there's plenty that happens.

46:50.93
gav
yeah ah

46:54.22
Mad Dog
I'll i'll give it that, but um what does it go, like seven minutes?

46:54.34
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah.

46:58.70
Chibbs
Nah, don't get that one, that's it.

47:00.89
Bevo
Uh, the live version goes for five and a half minutes. So then pop that up official audio five minutes.

47:05.19
Mad Dog
Yeah, see, my 10, it's not that, yeah, okay.

47:06.67
gav
It's not that long. It's not that long.

47:09.32
Chibbs
I think it's a pretty reasonable length track.

47:12.11
gav
It's like a four and a half minute track, right?

47:13.43
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like four and a half minutes.

47:15.03
Mad Dog
Oh, that's not as bad, that that's the same.

47:18.35
gav
456.

47:19.02
Bevo
Yeah, let's say five minutes.

47:19.74
Mad Dog
That's actually not that ah much longer than Lola. um Yeah, it's ah it's a three.

47:23.17
gav
true yeah um i think same i think it's a three it's like it's a it's a fucking iconic track it does lose points for me because i'm that that that bit with the guitar fucks out and misses the it's lagging on the beat just it bugs me a bit and i'm like yeah it's rock and roll but fucking fix it up man

47:26.52
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. All right. Gavin?

47:47.57
Chibbs
Yeah, fix it up. Yeah, be better.

47:50.42
gav
Be better. You're better than this.

47:51.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:52.02
gav
Get the the fucking bassist on there.

47:51.99
Chibbs
Bevo?

47:54.02
gav
Let him play it.

47:54.68
Chibbs
Yeah, you'll let him have a crack.

47:58.55
Bevo
ah My, my internet is fully crapping out. So I'm going to say zero really quick. One of the best songs of all time. I love it. Love Led Zeppelin. Uh, except that's a bit weird that he's a pedophile and I don't like that.

48:11.21
gav
A bit weird.

48:11.99
Chibbs
a bit weed this video and it's a bit Weird.

48:13.88
gav
A bit weird.

48:13.97
Mad Dog
It's just it's a little bit not kosher.

48:14.86
gav
let's ah let's That's certainly one it's certainly one way to put it.

48:17.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:17.63
Chibbs
it is it It is weird. It is It is weird.

48:21.71
gav
yeah're You're not wrong.

48:22.03
Chibbs
Um, uh, yeah, look, I'll give it, I'll give it a three as well.

48:26.24
gav
Oh, there you go.

48:26.79
Chibbs
And, and mostly because of not so much the mistakes, but the stop study.

48:27.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:28.02
gav
Yup.

48:33.18
Chibbs
Shit. Like the, we play a bit, we see it, we play a bit again. It's a blues thing.

48:37.65
Mad Dog
yeah

48:39.63
Chibbs
just it doesn't do it for me and it's nowhere near my favorite lids it's it's nowhere near my face yeah yeah yeah exactly yeah exactly uh uh and it's nowhere near my favorite lids eppelin song like nowhere nowhere near it what's my favorite um good times bad times yeah

48:43.47
Bevo
What was that meme I said to you the other night the other day, Chibs?

48:44.11
gav
it's

48:46.50
Bevo
Just go gently into the night.

48:53.76
gav
I think that's a that's probably that's probably what rakes and info made.

48:54.09
Bevo
What's your favorite?

48:56.47
gav
that it Mine's tangerine, I reckon, which is maybe a little bit of a wildcard ball, but do you make it?

48:57.77
Bevo
Yeah.

49:00.41
Bevo
Oh, cracker of the song.

49:04.48
Chibbs
I also like Diamaker as well, and I like and ah Immigrant Song.

49:07.86
gav
Yeah. Immigrant stonk kicks ass, obviously.

49:09.50
Chibbs
um But yeah, I think Good Times, Bad Times, my favorite Liz episode. Yeah.

49:14.67
Bevo
Might put a Led Zeppelin song on my Make You Wanna Live list.

49:18.12
Chibbs
ah There you go.

49:19.45
gav
Ooh, interesting.

49:19.96
Bevo
Might not be the one you expect though.

49:22.58
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like a shark themed one. ah ah All right, fellas, thank you so much.

49:27.19
gav
yeah

49:31.74
Chibbs
Everybody else, go and get fucked.

49:51.91
gav
Ha ha ha ha.