1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Manic Monday - The Bangles

The 1001 Podcast Network Season 5 Episode 423

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"It's just another manic Monday
I wish it was Sunday
'Cause that's my fun day
My I-don't-have-to-run day
It's just another manic Monday"

Here’s a lyrically improved version while keeping the same theme and melody:

"Caught up in a manic Monday
Dreaming of a slow day
A time to escape
No rush, no ticking clock chase
But it's just another manic Monday"

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00:44.93
Chibbs
This is the 1001 songs that make you want to die. The podcasts we talk about songs so bad, they make you want to be the kind of guy that only ever extinguishes candles with his bare fingers.

00:55.83
gav
Oh, the worst.

00:57.04
Bevo
Mm. Gotta lick them first.

00:58.06
Chibbs
You know those types?

00:58.37
gav
Yeah. Oh yeah.

00:59.64
Bevo
Yeah.

01:00.47
Chibbs
Yeah, but they never show they never show the lick, do they?

01:00.75
gav
Did I ever tell you?

01:02.68
Bevo
Mm.

01:02.79
Chibbs
They're always like...

01:04.53
gav
I was at a party once when I was, I was probably like maybe fucking 18. I was at this party of a mate and he had some sketchy friends there and um we were outside his place and he had one of those, one of those, those big like outdoor heaters that you see at pubs.

01:19.44
Chibbs
Yeah, like a gas outdoor heater.

01:20.20
gav
The big, big outdoor gas heater with the little, yeah, lid thing on top.

01:20.80
Bevo
Mushroom, potato. Yeah. Yep.

01:25.00
gav
White hot, this fucking thing. Anyway, I was in there, like, getting warm under this fucking thing.

01:26.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:30.54
gav
One of his sketchy mates just walks up and melts all of his fingertips off one by one.

01:34.15
Bevo
Oh.

01:35.07
gav
Just like, just just straight up melted his fingertips off on on the on the metal.

01:38.57
Chibbs
Ice.

01:39.65
gav
on the middle And I was just like, oh, you um you're good there, man?

01:39.59
Chibbs
Ice is one hell of a drug.

01:44.68
gav
Like, fucking, and he was just like,

01:46.39
Chibbs
Like it's the the smell of burning flesh.

01:48.67
gav
And he was just like, literally where he'd touched, like his skin stayed on the, on the metal. And when he took his hand away, you could see his fingerprints still on the fucking thing.

01:54.35
Bevo
Oh, yeah. Yeah.

01:58.11
gav
And I was just like, you you youre good buddy? And he's just like, oh yeah, it doesn't even hurt. And he just touched it again, like five more times. And I was like, cool, cool.

02:04.19
Bevo
Oh,

02:04.42
Chibbs
cool cool cool

02:05.14
gav
So he was, ah that was a pretty, that was a pretty chill party. Yeah.

02:07.89
Bevo
I had a mate once that was um roasting marshmallows on a fire and he used a metal fork to heat up the mar marshmallow.

02:13.28
gav
Oh, fucking idiot.

02:14.59
Bevo
And when he put it in his mouth, I heard, you know, when you sear a steak on it.

02:18.70
gav
but

02:19.74
Bevo
Yeah, heard that.

02:20.32
gav
who oh well ah

02:45.46
gav
Oh, fuck.

02:51.90
Chibbs
yeah Smooth fade out.

02:53.66
gav
Real smooth, real smooth on the fade.

02:56.84
Chibbs
I don't the understand why I don't. I just don't.

03:00.95
gav
How we doing?

03:02.36
Chibbs
I don't know. Gavin's here.

03:06.26
Chibbs
Hey, good mate. Trusty Beveridge.

03:08.16
Bevo
Hello.

03:09.01
Chibbs
Hey, do...

03:09.95
Bevo
Hello nurse.

03:11.23
Chibbs
Doggy's not here.

03:13.15
gav
Oh, he's not.

03:15.25
Chibbs
No, he's not here. He... he um He invented something and it's... Apparently it's taken off and he's too much of a big shot to be with us.

03:24.28
Bevo
Okay.

03:26.72
gav
Okay.

03:26.97
Chibbs
Yeah. I've got it here.

03:28.86
gav
What did he invent?

03:30.81
Chibbs
It's called the nose stylus.

03:34.44
Bevo
okay

03:35.25
gav
Yep.

03:35.11
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently it's a stylus for a touchscreen that you strap to your nose so you can use your phone hands-free.

03:38.76
Bevo
Hmm.

03:46.65
Bevo
Definitely porn related.

03:47.65
Chibbs
like ah like Like Mr. Squiggle, basically.

03:51.16
gav
ah ah

03:53.29
Bevo
Also porn related.

03:54.52
Chibbs
Yeah, just tapping your phone with your nose so your hands can do other things.

03:55.53
gav
yeah yeah

03:58.42
Bevo
but it just Chips, what did you think of that meme I sent you today? It's like, I'm addicted to porn, porn myself another dream.

04:06.13
Chibbs
ah call A cold glass of root beer.

04:06.73
gav
ah

04:09.63
Bevo
may ah root

04:13.27
gav
ah That's pretty good.

04:13.13
Chibbs
Yeah, it's great.

04:16.89
Bevo
So dumb, it's good.

04:17.15
gav
Oh shit.

04:19.13
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a good one I saw where I sent it to Mossy that's like, um like, what do you mean propaganda? How about I'm going to propagate for propaganda of those milkers?

04:31.89
gav
but ah Oh, that's fucking good.

04:37.33
Chibbs
Yeah. um And my favorite of the day was, when i said I think I don't know if I sent it to Bevo as well, but you've been served.

04:45.77
gav
Oh, fuck, that was good.

04:46.70
Bevo
No, I didn't get it.

04:46.76
Chibbs
And it's a shooting of Arch... What is it? Archduke Ferdinand?

04:51.04
Bevo
France Ferdinand, yeah.

04:51.37
gav
Friends, we're at an end. Getting shot.

04:52.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:53.71
gav
You've been served.

04:55.00
Bevo
Oh,

04:55.50
Chibbs
You've been served. ah It's good.

05:00.03
gav
Yeah, I actually, I've really enjoyed that.

05:01.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:01.97
gav
I feel like you picked your audience well on that one.

05:03.37
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a good one.

05:03.67
gav
I was like, classic World War One joke.

05:03.80
Bevo
really?

05:06.05
Chibbs
but yeah not enough if you ask me yeah okay yeah it's that i'm not sending salve anything i'm going to get salve on the on the main train

05:09.17
gav
yeah I'll tell you who the history jokes always land with, Zav. If you've ever got some banging, banging history memes, fucking dropping, sliding to Zav's DMs, he fucking, he gets about it.

05:14.44
Bevo
um really

05:22.92
gav
Yeah, get him, get him at least, at the very least on the history memes.

05:23.59
Bevo
but Last one, last one I sent to Zav was, uh, went, you know, when you're eating the beef jerky and you think you got one last one, but it's the little like flavor saver, like, manic Monday.

05:33.69
gav
ah

05:37.48
Chibbs
ah Manic Monday, that's a first verse.

05:40.65
gav
Can we, sorry, can I, can we put the cart before the horse here?

05:40.84
Chibbs
It goes, yeah.

05:44.17
gav
Because I want to read along to the lyrics, but Bevo's been very...

05:44.14
Chibbs
Hmm.

05:45.90
Bevo
Yeah, just tell him.

05:47.10
Chibbs
Oh, okay. Well, do you want to take a guess who wrote Manic Monday?

05:50.62
gav
Oh, fuck. um What year was Manic Monday, let's think. um Was it written by fucking Prince?

05:54.95
Bevo
So 84, 86.

05:56.62
gav
Because it's exactly a Prince song.

05:58.45
Chibbs
ah Yeah, it is written by Prince.

05:59.21
Bevo
Yeah, it was my friends.

05:59.97
gav
If it... Oh really?

06:01.26
Bevo
Yeah.

06:01.52
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:02.04
Bevo
yeah It is, isn't it?

06:02.53
gav
Oh fuck, that is so funny. That was gonna be half my fucking analysis of this song was it's just a Prince song sung not by Prince.

06:04.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:07.52
Chibbs
It's... Yeah, if but not by Prince.

06:09.72
gav
I can't believe that's the fucking answer. It's literally 1999 by Prince.

06:12.72
Chibbs
it's

06:14.38
Bevo
Yeah.

06:14.97
gav
It is.

06:15.21
Chibbs
i've I've got that written down here.

06:16.44
gav
but

06:16.93
Chibbs
it's like Prince was like, yeah, I reckon I can bang one of these broads. How about I just give them $19.99 and say it's a new song.

06:24.62
gav
ah and tell them it tell them it's not already a song.

06:29.28
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:29.82
gav
Literally before before the show, I thought, this has to have been after 1999. I couldn't remember what year 1999 was released and I looked it up and it was four years before this.

06:36.69
Chibbs
Yeah. You could sing this to 1999, no problem.

06:39.20
gav
I did. While I was listening to this over dinner, I so i was singing 1999 over the top.

06:40.54
Bevo
it's a

06:40.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:43.60
Bevo
Cause I wanted to suggest we do 1999 because that has some funny lyrics too, but I didn't want to reveal that this was, I didn't, yeah, I didn't want to give the connection until the surprise.

06:48.26
gav
True.

06:48.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:53.49
gav
Yeah, that's funny. um I can't believe after all that build up of me not seeing who it was beforehand, I fucking peaked it.

07:01.08
Chibbs
Picked who it was.

07:02.81
Bevo
yeah

07:02.92
Chibbs
Well, yeah, it is.

07:03.31
gav
If I was like, you'll never you'll never guess who wrote this song.

07:03.63
Chibbs
because it is'

07:06.07
Bevo
I never said you never guess, but like, it's just funny to like get through it and be like, everyone just rides Princess Dick so hard.

07:13.17
gav
Yeah.

07:12.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:13.57
Bevo
And, but he's the man behind Manic Monday, which it was Sunday. That's my fun day.

07:19.02
gav
but but I don't have to run, Dave.

07:19.19
Chibbs
Yeah. I, there's. Yeah.

07:21.74
Bevo
yeah

07:21.94
Chibbs
I think Prince put effort into some things and very little into other, like he put out a lot of music and not all of it is amazing.

07:30.30
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah.

07:30.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:31.37
Bevo
got a print song for my

07:31.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:32.57
Bevo
live episode coming up i think

07:34.57
Chibbs
Ah, nice.

07:35.11
Bevo
and's my list

07:35.40
gav
Nice.

07:36.33
Chibbs
Great. Uh, first one. Six o'clock already. I was just in the middle of a dream. I was kissing Valentino by the crystal blue Italian stream.

07:47.97
Chibbs
But I can't be late. Cause then I guess I just won't get paid. These are days when you wish your bed was already made.

07:57.36
gav
Oh, God.

07:59.38
Chibbs
yeah

07:59.53
Bevo
You know, that reminds me of, I don't know if you guys listened to, um, Hamish and Andy at all, but there was one, it's like every year they got kind of have these things they do.

08:00.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:03.92
Chibbs
yeah

08:04.43
gav
Not really.

08:08.95
Bevo
And one year they were trying to write a new Monday song. Like I hate Mondays.

08:12.74
Chibbs
That's right, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

08:13.70
Bevo
And, um, their housemate Hawgs wrote it and he's just fucking idiot. The lyrics are like the same, like you wish your alarm clock wouldn't go off and you try to push out a fake cough.

08:25.44
gav
Oh god.

08:25.99
Chibbs
It really is that like, so she's had to wake up at six o'clock to go to work.

08:27.91
gav
ah

08:33.73
Bevo
Yeah.

08:34.41
Chibbs
And that's just, yeah, she doesn't want to. ah It is funny when you get to the point that Prince wrote it and he's talking about kissing Valentino by a crystal blue Italian stream It's all like honestly if you just if you just like refocus The the song to be like he's trying to bang the singer of the bangles like that's that's what he's doing here and all of it's just like Imagine us baby by a crystal blue Italian stream Italian stream

08:44.54
Bevo
Yeah.

08:47.11
gav
ah I'm sure you were, prince. ah

08:59.90
gav
ah

09:06.45
gav
ah no

09:08.52
Bevo
Yeah, what's what's at the what's that river in the middle of the city?

09:09.13
Chibbs
and So made of meatballs?

09:12.91
gav
but

09:13.57
Bevo
What's that one called?

09:15.00
Chibbs
Venice?

09:15.01
Bevo
Someone... Yeah, what's the river though?

09:18.04
gav
Ah, fucking...

09:19.75
Bevo
Doesn't matter.

09:19.81
Chibbs
Venation?

09:20.78
gav
and Insert Italian words here.

09:21.98
Bevo
Yeah, maybe.

09:24.47
Bevo
Gondola.

09:25.60
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:26.48
gav
Ah, yeah, the gondola river.

09:27.04
Chibbs
yeah

09:28.20
Bevo
Yeah, that one.

09:29.13
gav
um Yeah, fuck knows.

09:29.14
Chibbs
um But I can't be late because then I just won't get paid. So where do you think she's working? That if she turns up late, she doesn't get paid for the whole day.

09:40.94
Chibbs
It's some sort of casual arrangement. She's not on salary.

09:44.99
gav
Um...

09:45.01
Chibbs
um But also, would she have to stay at work? It's like, you're late. You don't get paid today. You finish at five.

09:51.88
Bevo
yeah

09:53.44
gav
ah yeah I reckon it's more one of those jobs that it's like if she's late the whole day is obsolete now because she missed like the first two minutes like Yeah, she's yeah ah She's the co-pilot of an airplane so it's like the plane already left and

10:02.76
Chibbs
It's she runs like it she runs a tour bus for tourists or something.

10:02.94
Bevo
Yeah. it was Yeah. drive the train.

10:08.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:11.22
Chibbs
I mean, you could you could drive it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The navigator.

10:17.20
Bevo
Final boarding call for the pilot.

10:17.60
gav
yeah

10:21.74
Chibbs
and And all you think is nuts. I'm not getting paid today.

10:25.79
gav
I'm not getting paid. Meanwhile, there's a plane.

10:27.56
Bevo
i wish my bed was made

10:29.41
Chibbs
And then you get home and you didn't make your bed and you're like, awwwwww!

10:29.66
gav
yeah

10:33.61
Chibbs
I didn't think today could get any worse!

10:33.91
Bevo
ah nut

10:39.01
gav
These are the days when you wish your bed was already made. That's such like a five-year-old thing to complain about. Like I remember being a kid, like a young kid and thinking that making my bed was like the biggest fucking pain in the ass, right?

10:47.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:51.59
Chibbs
Just like...

10:52.09
gav
And it's like, and then at some point you realize that you get out of bed and you literally turn around and just go flick and you flick the fucking blankets back up and it's made.

10:57.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:59.39
Bevo
Yeah.

11:00.41
gav
It is not a big issue.

11:00.77
Bevo
Yeah.

11:02.28
Chibbs
No. Yeah.

11:02.41
Bevo
Do you guys, do you guys still have a sheet, like a top sheet?

11:03.06
gav
the Yeah, I got a top sheet and a bottom sheet. Yeah.

11:06.75
Bevo
It's quilt only for me.

11:08.28
Chibbs
Oh, you maniac.

11:08.77
Bevo
I've done it for years.

11:09.04
gav
I'll tell you what, i but me and Lauren are opposites. She needs like sheets, blankets, the fucking works. I usually sleep, like right now, I sleep on top of the bed.

11:20.27
Chibbs
Yeah, so do I.

11:20.75
gav
like i basically I basically get onto the bed and then off the bed in the morning.

11:21.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:21.28
Bevo
Yeah. No.

11:24.54
gav
I don't even fucking get under the blankets at this point.

11:26.04
Chibbs
I sleep on top of the bed and every now and again around 4.30 a.m., but selfie and and I And I go, yeah, and I go back to sleep.

11:32.97
gav
Tuck yourself in and it feels all nice and cozy. Yeah, go back to sleep.

11:36.78
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

11:37.36
gav
That's, fuck, we're on the exact, I reckon shibs, you and me probably are synchronized. We don't even realize.

11:41.33
Chibbs
we We could sleep together great.

11:43.39
gav
We have great bed chem.

11:43.65
Bevo
What about this?

11:45.13
gav
We'd have great bed chem.

11:44.94
Bevo
You know, when you go to a hotel, you know, when you go to a hotel and the corners are tucked in so fucking tight.

11:46.39
Chibbs
hey

11:50.30
Chibbs
Yeah, it hurts your ankles.

11:50.80
gav
yeah It's the worst.

11:52.04
Chibbs
Like, if you try and lay on you if you try and lay on your back, your ankles get sore.

11:52.78
Bevo
You guys,

11:58.37
gav
That's so specific and so fucking real.

11:58.31
Bevo
it's like, at one point in my life, I was like,

12:00.69
gav
and Everyone listening is going, oh yeah, fuck that sucks.

12:03.56
Chibbs
yeah ah You gotta sleep pigeon-toed. Like, it's like...

12:12.14
gav
I actually fucking hate that.

12:12.84
Bevo
At some point in your life, you kind of go, hang on. No one's stopping me from just taking this out.

12:18.08
gav
Yeah, true.

12:18.32
Bevo
And then you, imagining that the, uh, that the, the housekeeper just puts, tucks, tucks the sheets back in after you've slept in it for the next person.

12:18.55
Chibbs
Yeah, you feel bad.

12:19.25
gav
Yeah.

12:20.06
Chibbs
so they they've like That's such a hard thing to do.

12:20.52
gav
ah They've gone through all the effort.

12:23.26
Chibbs
they've really

12:29.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:31.10
gav
ah

12:32.17
Chibbs
yeah

12:33.19
gav
what while you're sleeping in it.

12:34.86
Bevo
Yeah.

12:35.40
gav
You kick the edges out, you get it all nice and untucked, you wake up in the morning and they're all tucked back in.

12:42.47
Chibbs
ah

12:43.31
gav
She's just under the bed like, don't do it, don't fucking do it.

12:46.20
Bevo
The towels at the end of the bed in the shape of an elephant.

12:50.68
gav
ah a

12:53.28
Bevo
Those are the days when you wish your bed wasn't already made because that's weird.

12:56.16
Chibbs
yeah's It's weird that I woke up and it was made. but I mean it.

13:02.95
Chibbs
The chorus. This is, and again, just fucking absolute five star songwriting.

13:07.86
Bevo
Probably one of the worst ever.

13:12.77
Chibbs
Five stars. It's just another manic Monday. Oh, oh. Wish it was Sunday. Oh, oh. Because that's my fun day. Oh, oh. My I don't have to run day. Oh, it's just another manic Monday.

13:33.25
gav
Oh, fuck.

13:33.51
Bevo
Isn't it like, isn't he's lucky that it wasn't Thursday.

13:36.01
Chibbs
Oh, big time. Yeah. yeah Also, what's...

13:40.43
Bevo
Wish it were. Well,

13:43.00
Chibbs
What's so shit about her Saturday? like It's just like, Sunday's my fun day.

13:50.24
gav
I know that's what threw me off as well. I'm like, some days are sundayday a good.

13:51.99
Bevo
well

13:52.16
Chibbs
yeah Do you think she's like born again Christian or something?

13:53.11
Bevo
they got her on the treadmill. and They got on the treadmill every other day, apparently.

13:56.18
gav
yeah

14:00.93
Chibbs
So Sunday is just like, that's the most fun day of the week because of the Lord.

14:01.45
Bevo
and

14:05.43
gav
But then she'd be getting up early to go to church and and worship her Lord and Savior.

14:06.03
Bevo
Go to church. Yeah.

14:09.46
Chibbs
That's what they do for fun.

14:11.17
gav
Oh, that's true.

14:14.19
gav
Maybe Valentino was like, yeah, yeah, fuck.

14:13.99
Chibbs
Like what else? What's a fun day? What's a fun day?

14:18.29
Bevo
Maybe she goes to, um, daycare.

14:22.19
gav
ha

14:23.95
Chibbs
They take her to a ball pit of some sort.

14:24.17
Bevo
I don't know. Tabatinger.

14:27.16
gav
Maybe.

14:29.24
Bevo
Trampoline park.

14:30.31
Chibbs
Yeah, flip out.

14:30.33
Bevo
I'm just thinking of the things I do for my kid on their fun day.

14:32.63
Chibbs
I've got to flip out on a Sunday.

14:32.64
Bevo
Yeah.

14:34.61
Chibbs
You're 34 years old. 34 year olds can flip.

14:40.57
Bevo
No, I'll tell you they don't.

14:41.61
Chibbs
They don't sell the socks.

14:41.93
Bevo
I take my son, I take my son to the trampoline park all the time and he's like, you should jump too. I'm like, no, thank you.

14:47.96
Chibbs
Oh, everything will break. so I've said this to my kids as well.

14:50.56
gav
ah But that's

14:51.90
Chibbs
It's just like ah like, I've got a trampoline at home.

14:55.84
Bevo
Yeah.

14:56.18
Chibbs
My son will always be like, come on. I'm like, no, no, no. I know what happens when you're almost 40. What happens to every single cunt I've ever spoken to that you go, why are you in a leg brace?

15:09.91
Chibbs
Why are you in this? Why do you have pins through your fuck? It's like, it's not a trampoline. ah Fuck that shit.

15:14.42
Bevo
Yeah.

15:15.77
gav
Yeah.

15:15.60
Chibbs
No, not doing it.

15:17.18
gav
I'll tell you, that's one of those funny things that it's like the circle of life. And ah I didn't realize until I was older and like, now now that I've got Vin and we go to like, yeah, places like the, um you know, Tavertinger and the Jump Park, all that shit, like.

15:30.21
gav
I remember being a kid and going to those places and being like, well, like, mum, come, come in, like, yeah it's okay. Like get in here, like get in the ball pit.

15:36.10
Bevo
ah Yeah, yeah.

15:37.21
gav
It'll be so fun.

15:37.49
Chibbs
ah

15:38.73
gav
And I'm like, now I realize that their fun was the fact that I wasn't pestering the fuck out of them.

15:39.90
Bevo
Why don't you want to come in?

15:44.68
Bevo
Yes.

15:44.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:45.00
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

15:45.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:45.72
Bevo
That's exactly right.

15:46.26
gav
yeah Just them, them sitting off the side watching me, I was like, fuck, they must be bored.

15:46.11
Chibbs
and Yeah.

15:50.78
gav
And now I'm like, Oh, no, no, no, no.

15:50.99
Chibbs
you You can't it's it is time of their life.

15:51.19
Bevo
having Time of their life.

15:52.49
gav
They were, they were having the time of their fucking life.

15:55.11
Bevo
Yeah. Well, I'll just do this trick at the moment. I'll go to Tabottinger. We have a Tabottinger up here as well.

16:00.44
gav
That's so fucking cool, yep.

16:00.52
Chibbs
Oh.

16:00.85
Bevo
And it's, it's like a, for those listening, it's like a play park inside a pub basically.

16:03.42
gav
Play maze, like, yeah.

16:06.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:07.98
Bevo
And, um, we'll go in. I'll pay my 14 bucks entry fee or whatever. He'll run around on the, um, like the, but the toddler part and then go, can we go now?

16:18.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:20.53
Bevo
And I'm like, I just paid 14 fucking dollars.

16:21.98
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:22.55
gav
ah You will play.

16:23.48
Chibbs
Yeah. We'll go when I've got my money's worth.

16:25.73
Bevo
yeah

16:26.66
gav
ah

16:26.46
Bevo
yeah And it's got as says a little Now

16:29.00
Chibbs
And he's already sunk five beers. He's got five empty schooners in front of him. ah This is actually costing me money.

16:34.43
Bevo
one has a

16:37.06
Chibbs
but

16:37.89
gav
ah

16:38.18
Bevo
That one has a little mini arcade as well. And like, I refuse to spend extra money on something I've already spent money to get into. So he just pretends to play them.

16:43.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:45.27
Bevo
And then that's, that's part of the fun.

16:46.22
Chibbs
That's sad.

16:48.80
gav
That's part of the fun.

16:49.42
Bevo
But the thing is, I'm sorry, I'm going to keep talking about this.

16:52.01
gav
No, go it.

16:52.25
Bevo
The thing is the last, maybe like three times we've went, we've accidentally run into one of his friends from kindy there for preschool.

16:53.65
gav
Go off.

16:57.80
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

16:59.10
Bevo
So he thinks when we go, it's right.

17:01.41
Chibbs
One of his friends is there.

17:02.26
Bevo
His friend's going to be there. So when he, when they're not, then he wants to go. home

17:06.32
Chibbs
Oh, shit.

17:06.70
gav
Ah, they've really fucked it up.

17:07.59
Chibbs
Yeah, OK.

17:09.07
Bevo
Yeah, just another manic Monday.

17:09.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:10.06
gav
They've fucked it.

17:12.70
Chibbs
Also Manic is um like if you're if you if you're having a Manic episode, um you probably would get sent home from work, to be fair.

17:15.20
Bevo
Yeah, that's extreme, isn't it?

17:19.05
gav
Yeah.

17:21.71
Bevo
Oh yeah.

17:23.28
gav
Oh yeah, I mean you should be. That's a no-H&S nightmare waiting to happen.

17:25.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:25.43
Bevo
Are we talking manic depressive? Is that, I don't understand.

17:27.88
Chibbs
I hope they're not a pilot. ah but So we know how that goes.

17:33.43
gav
ah Oh God, what was that one? There was that plane, there was that plane crash in, I wanna say the Alps, and it was like the guy managed to get, I think he was the co-pilot, and he managed to get the pilot out of the cockpit for some reason, then just closed the door, and then just like, and just coasted into the mountain.

17:48.82
Chibbs
Yeah. Locked it and flew it into a mountain.

17:53.70
gav
Like, I don't even think he directly flew it, I think he just sat there and didn't do anything, and just coasted straight into the fucking mountain.

17:53.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:57.61
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

18:01.17
gav
Wouldn't it suck being in a plane going down your look up and the pilots in the fucking first-class cabin with you? You'd be like, oh, so we're fucked then.

18:07.26
Chibbs
Yeah, he'd be like, ah, shit.

18:09.29
gav
ah That's when yeah you know that you you know that you're fucking done at that point.

18:09.29
Chibbs
Why are you here?

18:13.55
gav
Hey, Jesus, that'd be rough.

18:13.82
Chibbs
Yeah. What a shit way to go as well.

18:16.94
gav
You're sitting next to some guy and you're like, so what do you do for work? He's like, I'm a pilot. And you're like, oh, yeah, what sort of planes are usually fly?

18:20.50
Chibbs
yeah have What airline?

18:23.55
Bevo
This one, just waiting in line for the toilet.

18:27.31
gav
yeah You're noticing that the flight's getting rockier and rockier. It's like, like, you should have been flying this one. I was.

18:32.96
Chibbs
i was yeah I wish it was Sunday.

18:35.64
Bevo
Just another manic Monday.

18:40.84
Chibbs
That's my fun day.

18:42.12
gav
yeah Don't have to run into a mountain day.

18:46.32
Chibbs
Why are they being made to run?

18:49.90
gav
Yeah.

18:50.35
Bevo
Yeah, this is like, I reckon this is like, this is like Destiny's Child where they had to sing on treadmills to get fit for um live performance.

18:50.89
gav
It says have to run. That's concerning.

18:56.65
Chibbs
right okay yeah i didn't have to run day it really is like what so you're really trying to get to the bottom of it so it's like okay hold on you don't get paid if you turn up late

18:57.65
gav
Oh, right.

18:57.75
Bevo
I reckon.

18:58.57
gav
Yeah.

18:59.04
Bevo
Yeah.

18:59.63
gav
The Bangles. yeah The Bangles were doing some sort of weird musical exercise regime that their label forced them into.

19:04.09
Bevo
Give it a surf.

19:14.89
gav
yeah

19:14.67
Chibbs
You have to run.

19:15.91
Bevo
The clues.

19:17.00
Chibbs
You have to run constantly.

19:17.44
gav
yeah

19:19.33
Chibbs
to do Can someone pull chat GPT up and put in what job do I have if I don't get paid, if I turn up late and all and I have to be at a constant speed of running like at all time.

19:23.51
gav
ah i

19:34.82
Chibbs
I wonder what list of jobs that you actually get.

19:37.52
gav
we'd be able to come up with.

19:39.25
Chibbs
Like even the Olympic sprinter doesn't have to run all day. They don't have to run, like they don't have to run their hate and then run back and then start the hate again.

19:47.44
gav
And then just keep running. Yeah. Yeah.

19:49.17
Chibbs
They're like, ah, fuck. Wish it was Sunday.

19:52.33
gav
Yeah.

19:52.24
Bevo
okay meta ai that'll do what are we saying what what job okay

19:56.28
Chibbs
What, what job do you not get paid for if you're late and you always have to be running?

20:05.67
gav
yeah um while you're while you're figuring that out um i like that it's another manic monday are we implying that every monday is manic or that this is just one of several that she's had in her life yeah but it's um oh there's gotta be a

20:17.21
Chibbs
She could be psychotic, maybe every day is. Maybe she's like, oh man, it's manic Tuesday again.

20:28.37
Bevo
Uh, yeah, chat, the chat says, uh, running yes is the answer a runner.

20:31.50
Chibbs
That's not a job, stupid.

20:33.08
gav
but ah

20:34.76
Chibbs
You stupid monkeys.

20:36.15
Bevo
Are you supposed to get paid if she's like a delivery driver, but she doesn't have a car.

20:39.28
gav
The blurst of times. I swear we make that joke every week on the podcast. day

20:44.32
Chibbs
Yeah, it always works.

20:48.89
Chibbs
It's like a bicycle, bicycle delivery, but you're just running.

20:49.45
gav
ah Actually, yeah. um Throwing back to Venice again, all the delivery drivers in Venice are delivery walkers, runners, and they run carts, carts worth of shit through the city.

20:56.36
Chibbs
Hmm.

21:01.40
Chibbs
That's true. Yeah. You can't really get around any other way.

21:02.31
Bevo
Okay. Okay. Well, the the clues are there.

21:06.03
gav
And they, if you're in their way, it's yeah, he's named Valentina.

21:06.16
Chibbs
So Valentino.

21:09.07
gav
And if you're in their way, they yell, move. And you're like, cause they just like, they're constantly having to dodge packs of tourists.

21:12.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:15.13
Bevo
Oh no. Yeah.

21:16.36
gav
And it's the worst thing for them. Clearly they fucking ate it.

21:18.05
Bevo
Yeah.

21:19.89
Chibbs
I should move.

21:21.56
gav
Move bitch, get out the way.

21:21.55
Bevo
You know, maybe she's what, you know, you know, like. What's that Simpsons episode where like the, like the treat cart is spinning and they're like, how do they get it to spin?

21:31.93
Bevo
And it comes down to these guys like pulling a, like a pulley all around.

21:33.89
Chibbs
I don't remember that at all.

21:36.39
Bevo
Do you know what I'm talking about?

21:37.39
gav
<unk>t I don't know that at all.

21:39.48
Bevo
Oh man. It's like a, like a big circle that they're pushing around in a circle.

21:44.94
Chibbs
Right.

21:45.22
Bevo
Do you know what I'm talking about?

21:46.52
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

21:46.76
gav
No.

21:48.30
Bevo
Nevermind.

21:49.20
gav
yeah ah

21:50.81
Chibbs
ah first Verse two.

21:51.17
gav
You're drawing dead. Fuck.

21:54.35
Chibbs
Have to catch an early train. Gotta be at work by nine.

21:57.89
gav
Ooh, another clue.

21:58.44
Chibbs
but ah but's Okay, interesting. And if I had an aeroplane, I still couldn't make it on time. Jesus.

22:08.74
Bevo
Okay, well there's that out of the equation.

22:10.36
Chibbs
okay yeah all right not a pilot because it takes me so long just to figure out what i'm gonna wear blame it on the train but the boss is already there at the train like you're both late but she's just a little bit earlier the boss

22:22.80
gav
Okay.

22:23.79
Bevo
What, at the train?

22:32.99
gav
I'm more baffled by the concept that like, she's thinking that an aeroplane would help. I feel like most jobs, most jobs you're you're driving to, you're driving distance of your job, generally speaking.

22:45.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:45.62
gav
I'm certain that catching a flight would make you late for just about any job.

22:49.48
Bevo
Oh yeah, catching an aeroplane takes so much extra time.

22:51.30
Chibbs
It takes so, oh so how long.

22:52.13
gav
Oh, fucking time consuming.

22:54.12
Chibbs
like ah

22:54.14
Bevo
Like you have to get there an hour before they fucking bored, let alone the time in the flight.

22:58.91
Chibbs
She's like yes it like, I know, i'll I'm always late for work and I don't get paid. I'll get there much. What's the fastest mode of transportation there is?

23:07.47
Bevo
jets

23:09.57
Chibbs
An aeroplane. I will catch an aeroplane.

23:12.39
gav
I will.

23:12.19
Chibbs
You have to get up at 1.30 a.m.

23:15.12
gav
yeah yeah

23:16.99
Chibbs
to catch that plane.

23:17.24
gav
And it will take you to a the the destination is 5,000 kilometers from your place of work.

23:18.88
Bevo
Check your baggage, flights delayed, taxiing on the on the runway for an extra half an hour.

23:18.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:22.82
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah

23:27.25
gav
ah

23:27.19
Bevo
This was my experience on the weekend.

23:30.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:32.43
Bevo
We had to be there at like seven. We took off at 11.55 after two cancellations and a, not sorry, one cancellation and a delay.

23:36.45
gav
Oh, fuck.

23:36.41
Chibbs
That's fucking ridiculous.

23:41.41
Bevo
Yeah.

23:43.05
gav
Did I tell you my story in Qantas business class when I was flying to Melbourne last year?

23:48.14
Bevo
Oh, business class, right?

23:50.79
gav
I was in, so the that's the thing, I was in the business class lounge and it's free piss, so I go to the airport fuck early. Have I told this story in the port? I feel like I'm...

23:57.23
Chibbs
no

23:57.67
Bevo
and

23:58.57
gav
ah Okay, sorry. So I was flying to Melbourne and I was seeing Modest Mouse the next night. So I was like, had to had to get down there and and and see this show. I had bought a business class ticket so I was in the lounge when I so got to the airport fuck early so I could just sink free piss and it was great. And then while I was in the airport, just smashing wine.

24:18.37
gav
because you could just that it's not They don't serve you wine, you walk up and you pour yourself wine, it's fucking loose.

24:23.00
Chibbs
Right.

24:23.73
gav
like no Literally no RSA.

24:26.28
Chibbs
Yeah. It's international waters.

24:28.22
gav
And eventually I was like, yeah, exactly.

24:30.91
Chibbs
yeah

24:31.20
gav
Eventually I was like, I should probably start heading to my gate. I went to get up and I look up and the board says, flight delayed. And I was like, what a shame. Sat back down, kept necking wine.

24:42.37
gav
Um, another hour passes, it's time to go to the gate. So I get up and I go and they make an announcement saying the flights delayed, like it's still delayed.

24:50.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:51.83
gav
There's like the flight that was coming up from Melbourne is delayed and it's fucked everything up. So I was like, Oh fuck. So I sat back down and just kept neck and wine. And by this point, I'm, I'm fucking practically shit face, right?

25:02.57
Chibbs
yeah Shit yourself!

25:03.51
gav
Another hour. And I was like, holy fuck, like I'm drunk. And I fucking. just as it's approaching, just as it's approaching the time for my second time delayed flight, it comes up as canceled.

25:12.58
Bevo
you Throw up.

25:15.88
Chibbs
oh

25:16.23
gav
They're like, we've canceled your flight.

25:16.06
Bevo
Oh.

25:18.30
gav
You have to go find that, like go go to the service desk. And I'm like, I'm trashed. So I walked to the service desk and I'm like, hey buddy, I gotta get on this, I gotta get on this flight.

25:26.45
Bevo
I ah love you.

25:27.26
Chibbs
yeah a Hey um no

25:31.62
gav
And I was like, I was shitting myself cause I was like, there's no fucking, like they were, they were talking about, I heard them talk about putting people on the same flight the next day.

25:33.37
Bevo
Hey, toots.

25:39.37
gav
Like the the night flight the next day. I was like, i I'll miss the fucking show.

25:42.64
Bevo
thank you

25:42.92
gav
Like I have to get down there. So anyway, I fucking, I got to the front of the queue and they were like, oh, you're in business class? They were like, we'll put you on the next flight tonight. It's in an hour and a half. Why don't you go to the business lounge and enjoy some wine?

25:55.17
gav
And I was just like, I'm clearly already overindulging in the fucking wine.

25:55.50
Bevo
I might just do that.

25:58.42
Chibbs
There's none left.

26:00.65
Bevo
You need to cut me off.

26:02.21
gav
So I fucking walked back up.

26:02.55
Chibbs
so just like Someone drank it all earlier.

26:07.12
gav
I walked back up to the business class and got genuinely fucking shitfaced. Like, anyway, finally got onto the fucking airplane. They bring me like a fucking pie and they're like, what would you like to drink, sir? And I was like,

26:20.90
gav
Just no wine, thanks. and i they ah get they pour me a fucking They pour me a glass of wine.

26:27.93
Chibbs
Heavy pull.

26:28.48
gav
And heavy pour, I finish it.

26:30.40
Chibbs
yeah

26:31.16
gav
I go to get another one. And as they're pouring it, there was like not quite a full glass left in the bottle. So she's up into the bottle into my glass. and Not quite a full glass, but I was like, fine.

26:39.53
Bevo
Okay.

26:41.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:42.40
gav
I went and sat back down. One of the other flight attendants came over cracking a brand new bottle and was like, we don't do that here.

26:48.62
Chibbs
Top you up.

26:48.89
gav
And he topped my glass up. that extra little bit I shit you not 15 minutes later he comes back to me and goes no one else in the flight is going to drink this and we've already opened it here you go and puts the bottle of wine in front of me and I'm like I'm fucking cross eyed man like I was I was steaming drunk

27:04.39
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

27:08.16
Bevo
And I, I don't know, you might be different to me, but sitting, so the idea of sitting still for however long after being drunk is the worst nightmare.

27:16.92
gav
I don't know man, there was something about being that drunk on an airplane that was like a little bit of a bucket list item for me. Like I was like, I should not be, I should not be in the air right now. Like I could say anything.

27:27.78
Chibbs
I'm flying!

27:29.52
gav
And so yeah, I ended up, Paz picked me up from the airport and I was like, Yeah, he opens the door and I practically fall into his car like, what's up? I'm like five hours late. I'm just absolutely shit-faced.

27:42.62
Bevo
I'm just picturing you like dressed like a hobo with the top hat that's got the top like popped out.

27:43.34
gav
Got half a bottle, literally half a bottle of wine in my hand, just like, well. but

27:49.87
Chibbs
Yeah, the top ripped off.

27:52.52
gav
the the top The toe of my shoe sprung open. Yeah, the whole, the whole bit.

27:56.56
Chibbs
He's been jacked off by the gay flight attendant.

27:58.56
Bevo
Okay,

27:59.58
gav
He wanted my dick pretty bad. He could've had he could had whatever he wanted in that business class bathroom, man.

28:02.72
Chibbs
Gave you the whole bottle. Gave you the whole bottle.

28:05.41
gav
He could've had whatever he wanted.

28:05.33
Chibbs
That's like... Yeah, yeah, yeah.

28:08.06
Bevo
man okay back on track.

28:08.67
gav
Oh, fuck. Sorry, I really derailed the pod.

28:09.90
Bevo
Let's yeah.

28:10.62
gav
Sorry about that. That was...

28:11.59
Chibbs
um That's good stuff there's a bridge here the bridge says of all my nights why did my lover have to pick last night to get down last night not Doesn't it matter that I have to feed the both of us?

28:28.39
Chibbs
Employment's down. He tells me in his bedroom voice, come on, honey, let's go make some noise. I can't resist. Time to go, time, it goes so fast when you're having fun.

28:43.92
gav
So he came quickly then, right?

28:44.25
Chibbs
That's that's a totally different, that's that is a, it's not, and has nothing to do with That had nothing to do with anything else in the song.

28:50.56
gav
it's ah It's a bridge from a different song. Yeah.

28:54.22
Bevo
So she's blaming, yeah, she's blaming the boyfriend, the lover. Sorry, i shouldn't be specific.

28:58.35
Chibbs
yeah yeah

28:59.47
Bevo
Um, for being late.

28:59.92
Chibbs
Calm down.

29:02.43
Bevo
Sorry, I'm late. I had sex last night. Sorry.

29:06.19
Chibbs
When she got to the train and her boss was already on the train, she's like, Sorry, yes. My lover was over last night. and and i And I wanted to just go to sleep, but he insisted that we not.

29:19.95
Bevo
He picked, of all the nights to pick to get down, he picks Sunday, and that's my fun day.

29:22.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:26.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:27.54
gav
ah I like him.

29:29.54
Chibbs
um I like the idea of like the Michaela program style of um let's go make some noise that they just go.

29:39.43
gav
yeah

29:40.44
Bevo
o

29:41.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah It's

29:41.34
Bevo
o

29:42.36
gav
Let's go make a silly noise.

29:43.93
Bevo
um and how and how many a har

29:49.20
Chibbs
just like because they're not saying what it's just just go make some noise Yeah when they get down or don't yeah and she's

29:53.38
Bevo
And okay. So the lover has to pick last night to get down. So he's in charge of when they do red flag. Uh, but also he's unemployed and she's feeding.

30:06.12
gav
but He's he's unemployed but he's got a real tight bedroom schedule he's got a yeah Yeah, she's she's running late she can't feed anybody now because he kept her up and he's making noise in the bedroom

30:10.47
Bevo
Yeah.

30:10.93
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, he's certainly got so much time for the bedroom even though he doesn't have a job. And also, she's not getting paid most days because of his bedroom schedule.

30:20.21
Bevo
Yeah.

30:23.19
Chibbs
It would be hard. Yeah. It would be hard to keep them both fed. Employment's down!

30:33.18
gav
no

30:34.76
Chibbs
They saying just her employment's down or in general like the economy is not doing well.

30:41.60
gav
I feel like, I feel like it's ah ah and some social commentary from Prince.

30:41.35
Bevo
Yeah, I don't know.

30:41.46
Chibbs
I'd like to see, I hope Prince was making a big ass statement here.

30:46.37
Bevo
It's also funny you like to think, I think of this all the time, songs about the working class written by people who are the richest, and the richest that musicians will ever be in history.

30:49.17
Chibbs
yeah

30:53.32
gav
Have never been working class. Yeah.

30:55.87
Chibbs
hey Literally never had a job.

30:57.68
gav
Yeah. Maybe that's, maybe, maybe we've got this wrong and so did Prince.

31:01.23
Chibbs
Prince was famous from like seven.

31:02.56
gav
Like maybe employment's down doesn't mean anything because Prince was like, what, what, what happens when, when you're poor? Like, is that when like employment goes down or something? And but he's managed just ripping lines of coke on the table.

31:11.45
Chibbs
me And they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

31:15.22
gav
Like, I don't fucking know buddy. And then he's just like, yeah, that, that works.

31:17.32
Chibbs
yeah

31:19.41
gav
yeah I'll just, say I'll just write employment's down. That makes sense.

31:22.51
Bevo
Yeah.

31:22.69
Chibbs
This song does stink of Yes Men being being surrounded by Yes Men. Here, just let me play you this song. or I think I'm going to give it to that chick from The Bangles.

31:32.94
gav
yeah

31:34.29
Chibbs
ah Yeah, that's good, Prince.

31:34.84
gav
ah Time, making references to time going fast when you're in the bedroom, it definitely sounds like he's premature ejacking, right?

31:44.78
Chibbs
Yeah, but I reckon if we're talking about Prince here, he definitely, it's premature and then he's just like, I was great.

31:57.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:59.43
Bevo
ah of

32:00.63
gav
Did you ever, there's so many,

32:00.43
Chibbs
And then puts his giant shoes on and walks out of the room.

32:04.27
gav
There's so many great, have you ever read like all those, I mean, there's so fucking many, you would have read them, I'm sure, but just like stories about Prince and like Kevin Smith.

32:04.85
Chibbs
good

32:11.16
Chibbs
Oh.

32:11.19
Bevo
Oh, yeah. Silent Bob.

32:14.29
Chibbs
Oh, yeah the kevin Kevin Smith.

32:14.59
Bevo
Is this not Bob? Kevin Smith talking about friends.

32:17.36
gav
Yeah.

32:17.55
Chibbs
that That story is amazing.

32:19.58
Bevo
Yeah.

32:20.35
gav
The one where he's like, wanted to do a documentary or something.

32:20.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:20.71
Bevo
and then

32:23.15
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:23.43
gav
Was that that one?

32:24.13
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And just keeps brushing them off.

32:25.17
Chibbs
And he goes and hangs out with him.

32:26.63
Bevo
And then there's one with the guitarist from the Roots Lent, Prince's guitar, and the Prince fucking smashes it on stage.

32:26.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:27.84
gav
Fuck.

32:33.73
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:36.08
gav
Oh, I saw one where it was like Prince went into a nightclub and he kicked out like all of the men.

32:37.45
Bevo
Great.

32:39.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:44.38
gav
He just like told the security, like every man has to leave. And it was just Prince in an entire nightclub full of women. And he turned the music off and started reading Bible verses to them. That was like, that was his entire, just a loose cannon.

32:54.15
Chibbs
yeah it's crazy um yeah he was also about four foot tall so but he's told' tiny apparently ah

32:58.78
Bevo
Uh, yeah.

33:03.62
gav
What's he actually?

33:07.30
gav
Why picture him being, oh fuck, I thought he was tall.

33:08.74
Bevo
I had some friends that went to a Prince concert and, um, they were at the like back row and then someone came up and was like, do you guys want to come down to the front row?

33:10.80
gav
I've got this completely wrong.

33:10.68
Chibbs
i think it's tiny oh

33:17.31
Bevo
And they were like, yes, we do. And yeah, they feel that the front row, cause they, they must have spare seats and love that stuff.

33:22.96
gav
Oh fuck, that's so sick. Yeah, that's super cool.

33:26.40
Chibbs
Um, apparently Billy Joel does that. Um, I read a thing.

33:30.91
Bevo
We didn't when I saw him because that was the back row.

33:31.61
gav
Yeah, he, he doesn't he doesn't sell, he doesn't sell tickets, yeah.

33:33.21
Chibbs
No, I read a thing that he doesn't sell. He doesn't sell the tickets to the front row of his concerts. He, yeah, he, he just, they, they pull people to fill those seats.

33:40.01
Bevo
Yeah.

33:41.97
gav
He pulls random people in.

33:44.05
Bevo
Yeah, right.

33:44.36
gav
Yeah.

33:45.29
Chibbs
He doesn't sell them. Um, he was, what's, uh,

33:48.36
gav
Did you see that one where 50 Cent bought the first like three rows or like the first fucking some shit, like the first five rows of a Ja Rule show so that Ja Rule would come out and no one would be sitting there.

33:59.46
Bevo
What's with that? It would look empty.

34:02.02
gav
yeah ah Those guys had beef for years.

34:02.94
Chibbs
i

34:05.75
Chibbs
um Prince was five foot two.

34:08.49
gav
All right.

34:08.64
Bevo
That's a little bit bigger than Sabrina Carpenter.

34:12.11
gav
Oh, only just.

34:12.05
Chibbs
Yeah, but apparently apparently an unbelievable basketball player.

34:13.36
gav
Yeah.

34:18.06
gav
Well, that happens.

34:18.90
Bevo
Prints.

34:19.99
gav
You get that.

34:20.27
Chibbs
Yeah, and roller skater.

34:24.17
Bevo
Okay, yeah, cool.

34:24.42
gav
Is that a, is that a fact?

34:25.24
Bevo
I'll apply that.

34:26.16
Chibbs
Yeah, they're just Prince facts I've got.

34:28.38
gav
Nice. Nice.

34:29.10
Chibbs
But yeah, okay, it was released on the 23rd of December, 1985, 5,710 days before the towers fell.

34:40.26
gav
It's been a while since we had that one that long before the towers fell No this but at this point in time it was even the first attack on the towers was a long way off at this point.

34:42.88
Chibbs
Yeah, I know well, but they didn't see it coming at all. With the pilots even born.

34:55.52
gav
Oh That's a great question let's um you you chat amongst yourselves I'm gonna have a quick check

34:59.32
Chibbs
yeah The song was written by...

35:02.35
gav
ah I type in Mohammed Atta and it's like a fucking purple link in my um in my search history.

35:07.32
Chibbs
yeah you Just the fact that you know his name is enough. that yeah

35:15.04
gav
yeah ah Okay, so he was he was born on the 1st of September 1968.

35:15.48
Chibbs
and good

35:19.12
gav
He was like the lead pilot.

35:20.05
Chibbs
Oh, it's real old, okay.

35:21.81
gav
Yeah.

35:22.72
Chibbs
Yeah, Prince wrote it, um but it's credited under the pseudonym Christopher, ah which is a character he played in the 1986 film called Under the Cherry Moon.

35:29.12
Bevo
Yeah.

35:35.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:35.96
Bevo
yeah Have you guys seen Purple Rain, the movie?

35:38.92
Chibbs
No.

35:40.47
Bevo
That's um I want to watch it. I haven't seen it either, but yeah.

35:42.22
Chibbs
No, um it's so on my list. It's like, I do want to, but yeah, I'm also like, if I have a spare two hours, do I want to watch Purple Rain?

35:44.67
Bevo
Yeah,

35:51.53
Chibbs
I don't know.

35:51.72
Bevo
ah yeah true. Yeah.

35:52.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:54.90
Chibbs
It was originally intended for a group called Apollonia 6 in 1984. I looked into this. Apollonia 6 were an American female singing trio founded in 1983 by Prince.

36:09.56
gav
ah

36:11.69
Chibbs
um As a successor, yeah it was a successor to his previous group that he put together called Vanity Six after the singer left, whose name was Vanity.

36:12.04
Bevo
He's running the game. Yeah.

36:26.49
Chibbs
So singers Brenda Bennett and Susan Moonsey continued from the earlier group.

36:33.26
Bevo
Moon eyes. Old moon eyes.

36:35.64
Chibbs
yeah

36:36.91
gav
and

36:36.74
Chibbs
yeah Well, the actress and model Apollonia Cattaro, who was in Purple Rain, joined as the front woman. So not a singer exactly, just, yeah, just the actress that he was in Purple Rain with.

36:48.02
gav
God, it's a very incestuous little, yeah.

36:52.62
Chibbs
He's like, yeah, I can get you a, you want to be a, you want to be a singer? You can make me a singer, I'm Prince. And, um,

36:58.10
gav
yeah

36:58.16
Bevo
You want to be a star, don't you?

37:00.69
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%. So they released one album and dissolved in 1985. So it's just like, yeah.

37:07.92
Bevo
Yeah, I feel like at that point Prince was doing a lot of that side project, vanity project thing.

37:08.02
Chibbs
um

37:12.91
gav
Hmm.

37:13.00
Chibbs
Yeah. he So he wrote it for Apollonia 6, which sounds like a, like a Quentin Tarantino girl gang. Yeah.

37:24.45
gav
Yeah, it does.

37:24.55
Bevo
That, um, vanity six Foo Fighters do a cover of one of their songs.

37:24.62
Chibbs
Uh, really?

37:29.50
Bevo
Yeah. Called drive me wild.

37:31.94
Chibbs
Well, there you go. That's Prince again.

37:33.35
gav
No.

37:33.91
Bevo
Yeah. They also do um darling Nikki, which is Prince's song.

37:36.15
gav
Fuck.

37:37.97
Chibbs
I just love a bit of Prince.

37:39.82
Bevo
Yeah.

37:39.91
Chibbs
I love it. ah It's rumoured by various writers that after Prince listened to the band's 1984 debut album all over the place.

37:50.88
Chibbs
Sorry, the Bangles debut album. He gave the song to the be Bengals rhythm guitarist Susanna Hoffs in the hope of winning her affection. There you go.

38:00.40
Bevo
You said it, you called it.

38:01.00
Chibbs
It really was. It really was.

38:02.88
gav
ah ah Holy shit.

38:04.52
Chibbs
Yeah. He's like, ah, this Susanna Hoffs. Tell you what, Susanna needs some Prince. And the only way I know how to get get her interested in Prince is to write her a song.

38:16.37
gav
Get my prince all over her.

38:17.58
Chibbs
but

38:17.80
Bevo
It's rhyming Monday with run day.

38:18.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:21.50
Chibbs
Run day and fun day.

38:23.50
gav
I want to eat princes come day.

38:25.39
Chibbs
Calm day.

38:28.61
Chibbs
That's what he was looking for.

38:30.82
Bevo
Bum day.

38:32.34
Chibbs
yeah That's what Prince was looking for. Basis Michelle Steele began her professional career as Mickey Steele in the teen girl band The Runaways, which is one of the first all female rock groups with Joan Jett.

38:46.52
gav
Nice.

38:47.28
Bevo
Hmm.

38:47.55
gav
Oh, shit, yeah.

38:48.78
Chibbs
Yeah, she was in the runaways.

38:49.48
Bevo
It's a good, um, good biopic of that with, um, yeah, Dakota Fanning and what's the name from Twilight as well.

38:52.42
gav
Yeah, I've seen that with um Dakota Fanning.

38:52.38
Chibbs
it is a good That is a good biopic.

38:54.81
gav
Dakota Fanning's in it.

38:56.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:58.10
gav
Oh, fuck.

38:58.52
Bevo
All right.

38:58.55
Chibbs
That's right, she plays Joan Jett.

39:00.59
Bevo
Yeah, that's the one.

39:00.64
Chibbs
Kristen Stewart.

39:02.39
gav
Yeah, nice.

39:03.30
Chibbs
um Yeah, that is good.

39:05.09
gav
And their fucking, there wasn't their manager, like Cherry Bomb was the song.

39:06.50
Chibbs
Cherry Bomb.

39:09.56
gav
Yeah, their manager was like an actual fucking lunatic.

39:09.52
Bevo
Yeah.

39:09.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:13.22
Chibbs
It's normally the way it goes.

39:13.46
gav
And at the end, you know, it's like at the end of the movie, it like tells you what people get up to and stuff. It was just like, he, and it was like the manager and it was like, oh, he can still be found sometimes like wandering up and down the Hollywood strip with green hair rambling about how he used to run the industry or something like that.

39:17.32
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah,

39:17.62
Bevo
Yeah, love that.

39:28.75
Chibbs
ah

39:29.56
gav
Like his little write up was really snarky and like, this guy's a fucking nutcase.

39:31.08
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like, it's fucking dickhead. He probably isn't. He probably like runs an actual agency or something.

39:35.71
gav
yeah

39:39.42
Bevo
and I know, I know I keep going off, off topic here, but speaking of that, have you guys seen love and mercy?

39:39.45
Chibbs
Just doing him dirty.

39:43.34
Bevo
The one about Brian Wilson from the beach boys.

39:45.84
gav
Yeah, with, um...

39:46.17
Chibbs
No, I haven't, I wanna say that.

39:48.28
gav
Ah, Old Mate from, um...

39:48.55
Bevo
I've watched it. ah I've seen it before. I watched it again the other day and it's, um, it's good.

39:50.74
gav
Fuck.

39:52.29
Bevo
And, uh, the he's pulled down as young Brian Wilson and, um, uh, John Cusack he's the old Brian.

39:53.32
gav
What's that actor's name? He's in High Fidelity?

39:54.56
Chibbs
hold dana Paul Paul Danno is the young Brian Wilson, isn't he?

39:56.09
gav
No, no, no.

40:00.11
gav
Cusack. John Cusack.

40:01.21
Chibbs
Is John Cusack in it?

40:01.91
gav
Yeah. Yeah, I've seen that. Yeah, he's... Yeah.

40:04.69
Chibbs
Really?

40:05.78
Bevo
Yeah.

40:06.15
gav
Yeah.

40:06.07
Bevo
Yeah.

40:06.21
Chibbs
What's it on?

40:06.61
Bevo
It's good. It's on Stan.

40:08.67
gav
It's fucking good, man.

40:08.63
Chibbs
Fuck, I don't really wanna watch that.

40:09.79
gav
It's a it's a good fucking movie.

40:10.86
Bevo
Yeah, it is good.

40:12.36
Chibbs
What's it called?

40:12.57
Bevo
Yeah. Love and mercy.

40:14.89
gav
Oh, and the guy that plays there um their manager, I fucking love that actor.

40:14.81
Chibbs
All right.

40:18.89
Bevo
Yeah.

40:19.17
gav
And he's, Jim Marty, is that it?

40:19.42
Bevo
Yeah. He's, uh, Giamatti, I think Paul Jim, right?

40:22.76
Chibbs
Oh, Paul Giamatti.

40:24.51
Bevo
Yeah.

40:24.79
gav
Yeah, that's him, right?

40:25.78
Bevo
Please.

40:25.80
Chibbs
Yeah, he's great.

40:25.83
Bevo
The Rhino and spider man.

40:28.16
gav
I was gonna say, I know him from um ah Big Fat Liar.

40:31.90
Bevo
Yeah.

40:32.28
gav
I mean, he's in heat he's in so much shit. He's one of those like, he's in he's in a lot of good shit, but now I can't fucking, is that his name?

40:34.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Uh,

40:37.94
Bevo
Anyway, let's, let's press on that's wasted.

40:38.26
gav
I'm fucking, yeah.

40:39.81
Chibbs
Susanna Hoff, the singer from the Bengals, married filmmaker Jay Roach in 1993.

40:40.35
Bevo
why

40:47.52
Chibbs
They're still together. He is famous for directing the Austin Powers movies, as well as meet the parents and the campaign.

40:49.90
gav
and Nice.

40:57.20
Chibbs
Yeah, Jay Roach.

40:57.48
gav
The campaign was quite recent, right?

40:57.94
Bevo
Isn't it funny?

40:59.42
Chibbs
No, I think that's that Will Ferrell, Zach Alephanakis one.

41:02.94
gav
Yeah, that that was only in the last couple of years, right? Or is that is that older than I think?

41:05.63
Chibbs
That's probably fucking 15 years old now.

41:07.83
gav
Fuck off.

41:08.27
Bevo
I would never, never have been able to tell you who directed the Austin Powers movies.

41:13.60
gav
Yeah, no, I could have 10,000 guesses.

41:13.73
Chibbs
i could I could and that's sad for me.

41:16.89
Bevo
Yeah.

41:18.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:19.38
gav
I wish I couldn't.

41:19.53
Chibbs
Yeah. Cause why? Cause why would I need to know it?

41:24.49
gav
There's some important information that you don't know because you've got that in your head.

41:27.17
Chibbs
Like, yeah. Yeah.

41:28.03
Bevo
Yeah.

41:28.41
Chibbs
Like, you know, like my tech startup.

41:32.87
gav
ah You're like, I know, I know nothing about apps.

41:33.33
Chibbs
Yeah. Important information.

41:36.03
gav
And it's like, well, you would if you didn't know who directed fucking Austin Bowers.

41:38.75
Chibbs
Yeah, I can tell you did the Austin Powers movies though.

41:39.20
Bevo
Yeah.

41:43.48
Chibbs
It's produced by David Khan?

41:43.98
Bevo
Khan.

41:48.11
Chibbs
con Carney? Yeah. um Who's produced heaps of shit. Paul McCartney, Fishbone, Sublime, The Strokes, The Rubens, Sugar Ray, Stevie Nicks, New Water, Kelly Clarkson, Lana Del Rey, Regina Spector,

42:07.33
Chibbs
Yeah, it goes on and on and on.

42:08.38
gav
Well, that is that is one of the most eclectic um production credits I've heard in a while.

42:11.69
Chibbs
quite quite the li It's not often you get Fishbone and ah Ingrid Mickelson in the same list.

42:13.33
gav
that

42:23.35
gav
in the same sentence.

42:23.40
Bevo
Big, big fish.

42:27.64
gav
but

42:27.90
Chibbs
um Fishbone are a fucking rad moon, actually.

42:30.66
Bevo
They are, they are.

42:31.11
Chibbs
That's a good moon.

42:31.50
Bevo
If you like the chili peppers, they're like, like, yeah.

42:33.58
Chibbs
Yeah, they're like the original. but but They were before.

42:37.12
Bevo
They're like the opposite of wish chili peppers. They're like David Jones chili peppers.

42:40.04
Chibbs
They are, yeah.

42:43.19
gav
ah

42:43.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:45.81
gav
Did I send you that thing the other day, Chibs?

42:45.66
Chibbs
He also... Oh.

42:47.65
gav
Oh, fucking, I don't think I sent it to Chibs. I think I sent it to Ryan, but it was just like, it was what, it was a meme and it was just like, make the most annoying band you can using any four musicians.

42:55.58
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

42:57.35
gav
I'll go first. John Fruciante, Anthony Keeters, Flea and Chad Smith.

43:02.32
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it's always good.

43:04.97
gav
Fucking hell.

43:04.77
Bevo
Yeah.

43:04.86
Chibbs
I'll just send those to Nick.

43:06.60
gav
Oh, I sent it straight to there. Yeah.

43:08.54
Chibbs
Yeah. um The producer, this this David Kahn, he designed the Fishbone's logo.

43:15.05
Bevo
Oh yeah.

43:15.57
Chibbs
ah He created it with Mac paint on an early model Apple Mac. Yeah.

43:20.73
Bevo
Nice.

43:21.36
gav
but but

43:21.44
Chibbs
There you go.

43:22.42
Bevo
I couldn't tell you what Fishbone's logo looks like.

43:23.92
Chibbs
Oh, I don't know if I can make it.

43:25.03
gav
and i'm looking it up now

43:26.98
Chibbs
Is there a video for this?

43:29.38
Bevo
There is a video for this.

43:31.31
Chibbs
All right.

43:31.60
Bevo
um

43:34.49
Bevo
Hit it.

43:51.41
Bevo
This video was so low effort, low quality found footage that I had to check if it was one of those fan made music videos where they just spliced clips stolen from various sources together. Shame.

44:00.83
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um, I didn't get, I didn't get, I didn't get through it.

44:04.69
gav
Yeah.

44:04.46
Bevo
That's it. That's all I got. Nah, nothing, nothing, nothing to report about.

44:07.85
Chibbs
Let me get through it.

44:08.44
gav
I couldn't even watch it. Yeah.

44:12.04
Bevo
It's so low quality too. I don't think that, well, it's the person that uploaded isn't the official source or anything.

44:13.57
Chibbs
It's so poor.

44:18.08
Chibbs
No, it's not.

44:18.79
Bevo
So yeah,

44:19.12
Chibbs
Yeah. Which is strange. It's a big song. Yeah.

44:23.51
Bevo
15 million views on, on this one.

44:23.66
Chibbs
Strange.

44:26.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:26.95
Bevo
Yeah.

44:27.29
Chibbs
For that. Um, well, that's good.

44:28.55
Bevo
We all.

44:28.90
gav
I think, I think, so, um, I'm not sure if this is too much of a peep behind the curtain, but I think this video might've been the one that made Bevo not want to do video summaries anymore.

44:39.47
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

44:40.19
Bevo
but yeah

44:41.31
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm fucking done. I kind don't want to watch the video anymore.

44:42.32
Bevo
I'm retiring.

44:43.46
gav
Bevo, Bevo dropped in the chat earlier today and was like, yeah, so someone else could, someone else could.

44:44.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:47.41
Bevo
I'm it I gave up but ah and swear to God, it just got harder and harder and harder.

44:49.40
Chibbs
Someone else do the next five years of video summaries, please. you

44:53.44
gav
He's like, and this, of all the shitty film clips, this is the one that broke the camel's back.

45:02.58
Chibbs
but

45:03.35
gav
Oh my god.

45:03.75
Bevo
and

45:04.42
Chibbs
Yeah. Um, should we play a game?

45:09.22
gav
Let's play a game.

45:09.16
Bevo
Let's

45:10.25
gav
I want to play a game.

45:15.96
Chibbs
That's what I'm all about, the ultimate of anything.

45:20.84
gav
Particularly skills.

45:20.92
Bevo
Guess what? I forgot to look this up.

45:22.47
Chibbs
yeah

45:23.49
Bevo
Someone stalls for time.

45:24.70
Chibbs
I could tell you that um the Aussies are into the third session, still batting.

45:27.04
gav
um

45:32.93
gav
Ooh, still batting, what are we at?

45:34.57
Bevo
All right, fuck, what have I done?

45:34.81
Chibbs
Five for 605.

45:37.40
gav
Fuck, that's too met. 600 is so fucking exorbitant. There's no reason to keep batting at that point.

45:41.63
Bevo
All right, I got it. All right, let's get it.

45:44.07
gav
um Who's, who's, are they, so is it still...

45:43.99
Bevo
Got it.

45:44.30
Chibbs
I don't know.

45:45.31
Bevo
Let's go to the right cricket.

45:45.34
Chibbs
ah don't think i don't think the pitch I don't think the pitch is turning enough.

45:47.97
gav
They've

45:48.29
Chibbs
I think they're worried about the fact that they've it might be high score.

45:51.25
gav
got three spinners.

45:52.39
Bevo
All right, here we go.

45:52.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:53.18
gav
Yeah, they will be high scores.

45:54.31
Bevo
The Bengals, Delmar Fairgrounds.

45:55.54
Chibbs
right

45:57.32
gav
Okay, calm down, calm down.

45:59.20
Bevo
that through like ah This is September 15th, 2019 at the Delmar Fairgrounds, Delmar, California, USA 15 songs. And interestingly,

46:13.35
Bevo
they do a, so many Garfunkel cover.

46:16.68
gav
Oh, um, can you tell us which song?

46:20.56
Bevo
which Simon and Garfunkel cover.

46:22.06
gav
Yeah.

46:23.27
Bevo
Hazy Shade of Winter, which is one of the best.

46:24.62
gav
All right. That's a yeah.

46:25.19
Chibbs
Oh, that makes split makes sense, yeah.

46:26.83
Bevo
junior unit mean nine nine Very cool, Ruth.

46:27.17
gav
Yeah.

46:27.24
Chibbs
Bodyjar did a great cover of Hazy Shadow Windsor back in the day, yeah.

46:31.16
gav
That's cool.

46:33.45
Chibbs
um All I'm gonna say...

46:37.26
gav
Oh, sorry. How many songs?

46:39.23
Bevo
15.

46:39.41
Chibbs
What was it, 15? 15? Fucking, um I completely forgot so what song we were even doing at this point. I'm thinking of other bangle songs. Some like, ah Eternal Flame, World Clock and Egyptian.

46:50.60
gav
What like an Egyptian?

46:50.40
Chibbs
well so um It's gotta be... six? I reckon.

47:00.02
gav
Oh, fuck.

46:59.77
Bevo
yeah

47:00.14
Chibbs
Six.

47:01.22
Bevo
Yeah.

47:01.50
gav
I'm going. I'm going second last.

47:06.59
Bevo
yeah but Play third.

47:08.60
gav
Oh, that's so fucking weird.

47:08.84
Bevo
Okay. It's one of those ones I reckon you'd need, you'd need a hit in the, you'd need a hit early in the set.

47:10.45
Chibbs
oh

47:14.15
gav
yeah

47:16.53
Bevo
I reckon to keep people interested.

47:18.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:19.31
Bevo
And then you'd put the, they play walk like an Egyptian and then a eternal flame <unk> yeah at the end.

47:19.83
gav
And that's not their big one. Did they finish on walk like an Egyptian?

47:21.45
Chibbs
What did I end with?

47:25.53
gav
Okay, fair enough.

47:25.46
Chibbs
At the end.

47:27.52
gav
Jesus Christ.

47:29.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:30.06
gav
yeah Fuck what sits at number four through fucking 13. That's, that's a long set.

47:34.60
Bevo
I don't know any, I don't recognize any of these hazy shade of winter.

47:35.85
Chibbs
What did I open with? My God.

47:39.04
gav
Oh my God. They open on a cover. That's so fucking weird.

47:42.56
Bevo
I wonder if it must be an album cut.

47:46.02
Chibbs
You reckon?

47:46.64
gav
What do you mean?

47:47.85
Bevo
Maybe, I don't know.

47:48.10
Chibbs
But they've recorded a version of it.

47:50.66
gav
Oh, right, yeah.

47:51.67
Bevo
Maybe, yeah.

47:52.50
gav
ah Jesus though, to open the set.

47:53.02
Chibbs
Fuck. It's bad. Eh, that's depressing.

47:58.66
gav
That's pretty rough.

47:59.09
Chibbs
That's depressing.

47:59.57
Bevo
This is 2019 as well, it's not the heyday or anything.

47:59.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:02.49
Chibbs
Still, like if that, ah in 2019, people are going because they care about the Bengals.

48:07.76
Bevo
Oh, sorry. This is a festival set as well. I forgot to mention.

48:10.52
Chibbs
That's even worse!

48:10.98
gav
ah Okay, fair enough.

48:14.02
Chibbs
Ah fuck, Jesus Christ.

48:28.42
Chibbs
Okay, um...

48:30.21
Bevo
I've got a funny story about Net Worth that I read.

48:32.34
Chibbs
Oh yeah, okay.

48:33.44
gav
but Go on.

48:33.63
Bevo
I read on Reddit yesterday that it was like a thread about what's the craziest thing that ever happened to you at a concert. And the guy said, I think he said he was at the Eagles. Like it might've been the Eagles or something like that.

48:42.33
Chibbs
yeah so muddy oh it's a good one jesus he's like it was gonna it's like at a eagle themed strip club yeah okay this is

48:42.85
gav
I hate the fucking eagles, man.

48:44.70
Bevo
And um every time a classic hit would come on, money started coming from the from the balcony. like Some rich guy was just throwing money out every time a good song came on.

48:54.80
gav
Oh, no.

48:56.89
Bevo
And he said he came out of the concert like 250 bucks. ah

49:02.28
gav
Oh, so sick. Oh my god, that's so fucking funny.

49:05.36
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

49:08.87
gav
I would love, imagine being that rich though, that would be fucking hilarious.

49:12.95
Chibbs
This is one of the most interesting networks that I've looked at.

49:16.41
gav
That you've come across.

49:17.49
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah. Okay. So I think it's pretty safe to say that Susanna Hoffs, the singer and the one that basically looked like a supermodel where the rest look like moms, um, like that's the face of the Bengals.

49:34.52
Chibbs
She's got a net worth of $10 million in 2025.

49:37.13
Bevo
Okay.

49:38.04
Chibbs
All right. Not bad.

49:39.21
gav
All right.

49:40.00
Chibbs
Michelle Steele, who was also part of the runaways. and then in the bangles, it's worth 10 million dollars, right?

49:48.69
Bevo
Hmm.

49:51.35
gav
Okay.

49:53.53
Chibbs
What do you think Vicky Peterson and Debbie Peterson sisters lead guitar and drums are worth in 2025?

50:02.03
Bevo
Hmm.

50:08.78
gav
Ah, fuck. The fact that you've gone all in on this makes me think that it's either comically high or low, right? This has got to be in one extra extreme one extreme or the other.

50:17.55
Bevo
It's gonna become a bit high.

50:19.04
gav
Bevo, do you want to flip a coin? You want to go high?

50:21.05
Bevo
I'll go high.

50:22.42
gav
All right.

50:22.29
Bevo
I'll say 20.

50:22.74
gav
I'm going to, you'll go 20 mil. I'm going to go $40,000 each.

50:29.31
Chibbs
Okay. Bevo, you're so close. So close. You're only $225 million dollars off.

50:38.18
gav
Get the fuck out. Get the fuck out.

50:41.51
Bevo
What?

50:42.35
Chibbs
$245 million. dollars Yeah.

50:45.21
gav
What? Each? Each?

50:46.97
Bevo
What are they in?

50:50.07
Chibbs
Investments, stocks, real estate.

50:53.40
gav
Oh my god.

50:54.80
Bevo
Wow.

50:55.12
Chibbs
early and Early investors in like major things and stuff like...

50:59.52
Bevo
Apple.

50:59.89
gav
Oh my god. That is fucking sick.

51:02.37
Bevo
Wow.

51:04.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:04.31
Bevo
like Clever financials.

51:06.32
gav
Also, I think that might now constitute my biggest deficit between my guests and the great teams.

51:06.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:11.19
Chibbs
40 grand. No, 245 million.

51:19.39
gav
ah Oh, fuck.

51:19.67
Chibbs
Wow. Yeah, yeah.

51:22.47
gav
That is so fucking crazy.

51:23.89
Chibbs
Pretty wild, hey, yeah.

51:23.94
Bevo
Crazy. yeah

51:25.74
gav
Good on him.

51:25.91
Chibbs
Yeah, I was like, that seems wrong. And then when I looked into it, I'm like, oh, okay, they've just been very savvy.

51:31.78
gav
Fuck. I'd love to see their investment portfolio.

51:32.35
Chibbs
um This, I know, I'll tell you what, fucking young gravy would probably want to get in on that.

51:34.06
gav
That's loose.

51:35.21
Bevo
Yeah. Hmm.

51:41.81
Bevo
No losses there.

51:42.32
Chibbs
ah yeah He'll never take a loss. He'll go down, he'll he'll blow the whole building.

51:53.95
Chibbs
A little bit of legacy. It became the Bangle's first hit. It reached number two in the US. s um Coincidentally, it was kept off the number one spot by Prince's kiss.

52:03.98
Bevo
Ah.

52:04.78
gav
a

52:05.15
Chibbs
How's that?

52:05.78
Bevo
That'll do it.

52:06.19
Chibbs
Prince had number one and number two on there. um

52:09.88
gav
Oh, I'd look forward to doing Prince's net worth.

52:10.22
Chibbs
and in

52:12.45
gav
I think that'd be an interesting number.

52:13.76
Chibbs
Yeah. well

52:14.33
Bevo
I think we should do $19.99.

52:16.94
gav
On the pod.

52:16.82
Chibbs
yeah

52:16.92
Bevo
Add it to the list. Yeah.

52:18.69
gav
Yeah.

52:18.90
Chibbs
Okay.

52:19.36
Bevo
It's all about a dream he had.

52:19.90
Chibbs
ah The yeah UK, Austria, Canada, Germany and Ireland, it paints within the top five. Yeah, there you go. So, yeah.

52:29.21
gav
Yeah.

52:30.46
Chibbs
Hit-ish, I guess.

52:32.09
gav
Yeah, it's it's it's it's up there.

52:34.28
Chibbs
Yeah, it's up there.

52:34.60
Bevo
It's interesting because it's it's like perennial,

52:39.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

52:39.74
Bevo
earworm.

52:40.81
Chibbs
Yeah, it is, yeah.

52:41.25
gav
Hmm.

52:41.74
Bevo
It's like not not every number one is the best song ever and not every song that wasn't a number one is shit. Sorry.

52:49.20
gav
Yeah, yeah.

52:48.99
Chibbs
Yeah. <unk> Yeah, that's right.

52:51.32
gav
And not every good song.

52:51.90
Bevo
Great songs didn't make number one is what I'm trying to say.

52:54.24
gav
Yeah, yeah.

52:55.42
Chibbs
Speaking of shit, let's raid it.

52:59.11
gav
yeah

53:10.45
Chibbs
and Okay, what are we gonna raid it out of?

53:13.13
gav
Oh God.

53:15.23
Chibbs
Like...

53:18.41
Bevo
Glasses of wine on Gavin's flight.

53:23.18
Chibbs
How many bottles can bottles of wine can you drink on your aeroplane to work?

53:23.84
gav
but

53:28.60
gav
ah Nice.

53:29.90
Chibbs
10, and you might try and storm the cockpit, getting yourself shot by an air marshal. And one is you've sipped the bottle neatly and quietly and sat in your seat.

53:43.11
Bevo
They slip to a second bottle after they've opened the first one.

53:45.05
gav
ah

53:45.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

53:47.41
gav
but but oh

53:49.31
Chibbs
ah What do you give this out of 10, Baba?

53:54.05
Bevo
I don't really like it. There's like a silly chorus, but also I don't like the synth that's going did di li- did di li-d did did it the whole time. um So I'm going to give seven out of 10.

54:07.72
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Kevin.

54:12.32
gav
um Yeah, I don't like it I actively don't like it and it's been a while I think since i since as we've did a song that actually annoys me, but this song fucking and does annoy me.

54:23.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

54:25.39
gav
It does claw a couple of points back because it is an earworm and like, if it comes on, you kind of do you have to bop your head a little bit, but I'm not happy about it.

54:25.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

54:32.40
Bevo
tell me if this Tell me if you agree with me when this comes on and 1999 gets stuck in my head.

54:33.82
gav
it's

54:38.41
gav
Oh yeah. A hundred percent.

54:39.46
Chibbs
Yeah, but 19.0 is good.

54:39.55
Bevo
Yeah.

54:40.02
gav
A hundred percent. I, yeah, exactly.

54:41.29
Bevo
Yeah.

54:42.56
gav
Not, this, it, this is the, not even the wish. This is the founder in a gutter and someone had bought it at an op shop three years earlier and then discarded it version of 1999.

54:51.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

54:52.32
gav
And it's an eight out of 10 for me.

54:52.57
Chibbs
Uh-huh. Yeah, okay. um So, I knew the song, you think you know it.

55:00.07
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

55:00.74
Chibbs
You go, yeah, yeah, Manic Monday.

55:01.08
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

55:02.14
Chibbs
Yeah, I know that. But then when I had to sit there and listen to it, I hated it so much, so much.

55:06.95
Bevo
Hmm.

55:08.48
gav
Yeah, yeah.

55:09.17
Bevo
Hmm.

55:10.15
Chibbs
And I hated Prince for doing it. And then when I read the whole thing about, he was basically just trying to smash this bird and he had to knock a song up real quick. Then you go, all right, well that's white shit because no effort was put into this.

55:18.89
Bevo
Hmm.

55:21.18
gav
Yeah.

55:21.82
Chibbs
And he was like, he's basically, it's that whole thinking with your dick thing, but he's done it in song form.

55:26.52
gav
Yeah, but musically.

55:27.60
Chibbs
Yeah, musically. And it's fucking terrible, terrible. 10.

55:35.06
gav
yeah ah no

55:41.18
Chibbs
Yeah, and I ah didn't know I hated it this much.

55:41.32
Bevo
I haven't heard that in a while.

55:42.54
gav
Yeah, it has been a minute since the Yeah, I didn't know I had it this much either I thought I disliked it but then it came on I was like no this song this song fucking sucks To be fair I fucking don't like walk like an Egyptian either I

55:47.67
Chibbs
But I do.

55:51.45
Chibbs
yeah I hated all of it. There was no redeeming quality to it at all. And hopefully all their families suffer.

56:03.25
Chibbs
No, I don't mind Warcock and Egyptian.

56:05.44
gav
that song annoys me

56:05.29
Chibbs
I don't have a problem with Warcock.

56:05.48
Bevo
Yeah, eternal flame is good too.

56:07.47
Chibbs
Yeah. um Anyway, thanks, fellas. Everybody else, go and get fucked.

56:11.67
Bevo
Yeah, can we get from?


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