Hot In Herre - Nelly

Hark! The air be thick with sultry heat,
And lo, mine garments do betray mine flesh!
Wouldst thou not bid me cast them off anon,
Lest I dost swelter in this fiery clime?

Verily, the warmth doth set mine blood afire,
A tempest rages ‘neath this weary brow.
If thou, too, dost feel this fervent blaze,
Then shed thy raiments, tarry not!

Forsooth, ‘tis hot in hither! 🔥

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Transcript

00:00:43.24
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcasts we talk about songs so bad they make you want to call a Canadian child star slash rapper a pedo on national television.

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Bevo
Say Drake, I heard you like I'm young.

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Mad Dog
how Really?

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Bevo
I've been listening to that song more than Doji at the moment.

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Chibbs
Yeah, same. ah Yeah.

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Bevo
yeah

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Chibbs
Yeah. um Yeah.

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Bevo
dot

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Chibbs
Got me.

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Bevo
so

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Chibbs
you Got me. Yeah. Yeah. I do like the whole, I sort of mean things. It's just like when white people are singing this, who are they talking about?

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Bevo
yeah I sent you in that yeah because my comment was yeah it was the because my comment was like, when I listened to DuckTales, I don't pretend I'm a duck.

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Chibbs
but Did you send me that?

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Chibbs
That's right.

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Mad Dog
I saw that, I loved it.

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Chibbs
du ah

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Bevo
Of all the songs I could have chosen.

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Chibbs
yeah It's because it's internationally loved. Like there's no one that hates the DuckTales song.

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Bevo
but And it's like, you don't have to be a duck to enjoy DuckTales, you know.

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Mad Dog
It goes so hard.

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Chibbs
but but But imagine, imagine if you were a duck. um Well, yeah.

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Bevo
life It would be like a hurricane.

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Chibbs
That's all right. Speaking of hurricanes, we are doing Hot in Her. yeah

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Bevo
Here.

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Chibbs
I can't roll my eyes properly.

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Bevo
Hot in here.

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Mad Dog
Hooray.

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Chibbs
By Nelly.

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Bevo
tonight

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Chibbs
yeah Save it, save it, save it.

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Bevo
so

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Chibbs
Mad dog's here.

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Bevo
I'll save it.

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Chibbs
Great.

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Bevo
Then my pants are chafing me!

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Chibbs
Bevy's here. Trusty beverage.

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Mad Dog
No more pants you fake me

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Chibbs
Can only whole live for so long.

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Bevo
yeah

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
um Gavin is not with us, unfortunately. um I mean, you know, it's unfortunate for us. Very fortunate for him because he has struck it big with an invention he came up with.

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Bevo
yeah

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Mad Dog
Oh,

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Chibbs
Yeah. um Yeah, he called it the ostrich pillow.

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Mad Dog
ostrich.

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Bevo
okay

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Chibbs
Yeah, it's a pillow that looks like a padded helmet allowing you to nap anywhere by covering your entire head while leaving holes for your mouth and hands.

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Bevo
I can't even wear a hat for too long, I couldn't do that. I hate having my head covered.

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Chibbs
Imagine having a pillow Bella clap basically.

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Mad Dog
I can imagine maybe like a, like a boxing, a boxing head, headgear as a pillow.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Have you guys seen Flight of the Conchords when he's he's working on his secret project, which is a helmet that looks like hair?

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Mad Dog
That's not a bad idea.

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Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

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Mad Dog
lego

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Bevo
good

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Oh, love it.

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Chibbs
That's good. All right, there's some lyrics here we need to get into from old Nelly.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
We've done Nelly. We've done a Nelly. We did Dilemma, didn't we?

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Mad Dog
they are shitlight of lyrics

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Chibbs
I think we did Dilemma by Nelly and Kelly Rowland back in the day.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Bevo
Oh yeah. That's the, um, no matter what I do.

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Chibbs
Yeah, where he sends the text message via a spreadsheet.

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Mad Dog
ah

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Bevo
Yeah. so Actually, um, after, when I've noticed that Spotify does this, whenever you put a song on now, it goes, it just starts playing random songs that you might be in that sort of wheelhouse always plays another song by the same artist before it goes off on a tangent.

00:04:23.56
Chibbs
hmm right oh yeah yeah that's um the uh country grammar was that um oh that was nilly yeah that's it must be the money yeah

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Bevo
And it played, um, country grammar. Do you know that one?

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Bevo
Uh, sorry, hang on. It's not country grammar. It's ride with me. If you want to go and dig around me, that yeah, that's got some lyrics that we need to discuss.

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Mad Dog
Ride with me.

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Bevo
So add that to the list.

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Chibbs
Okay. All right. Well, Nelly will be back.

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Bevo
yeah

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Chibbs
Yeah. Um, oh my yeah we'd be at like Katy Perry or Black Eyed Peas sort of numbers.

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Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Not straight away, but we'll, we'll give it some space.

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Chibbs
Yeah. We'll get there. Great. Okay. Well, let's get into the weather report. Okay. Intro Nelly. It's hot in. sir ho in he So here.

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Chibbs
So hot in. Ah! Oh!

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Mad Dog
ah

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Chibbs
Like, is he in an oven?

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Bevo
He's touching, he's just got something out of the microwave and he's just testing it with his fingers.

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Mad Dog
uh yeah yeah yeah the pain receptors killed

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Chibbs
He's like, it is hot in here.

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Bevo
Hot in here.

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Chibbs
So hot, so hot in here. You know, when it's something so hot, it takes a little bit to register.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's in the kiln.

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Chibbs
it's like

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Mad Dog
such a funny words

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Chibbs
ah la I that they the um fucking high school teachers would always be like, never look inside this glass, your eyes will burn. It's like, fuck, why is it in the classroom?

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Chibbs
but

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Mad Dog
It is actually so weird that most Australian schools have a kiln.

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Bevo
I don't remember that at all.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Mad Dog
So at, at the one I worked at, which was built in like 2008, they still, yeah, they they made sure to inst-, I'm not moving into this site without a kiln.

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Bevo
Oh, wow. Still had a kill. Make sure you put in that kill.

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Bevo
And here's a space where the kill will go.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
How will I dry my pottery?

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Mad Dog
It's fucking weird. Anyway, it was hot in there.

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Bevo
Yeah, hot in there. Yeah, hot in here.

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Chibbs
that's real fucking hot

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Bevo
Do you imagine he's in a club?

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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Chibbs
I mean, yeah, but I don't know if I'm tainted by watching the video.

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Bevo
It occurred to me today that it might be his house.

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Chibbs
yeah Yeah, how bad is it if like you don't have aircon or your aircon stops working you just and yeah Have you ever been in a house where it's just so hot that all you try and do is lay as low as possible?

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Chibbs
Like you've got to be on on the ground Yeah God no you get arrested

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Bevo
You flop sweat by just walking across the room.

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Mad Dog
Get low.

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Bevo
No, I say that because you wouldn't take your clothes off in a club.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Oh, well.

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Bevo
yeah so um Situation, interior, house.

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Mad Dog
Are we, have we considered sauna?

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Chibbs
yeah

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Bevo
Scene one.

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Bevo
Could be a sauna, could be.

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Chibbs
It could be a sauna.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Like at some sort of like, you know, Korean or Russian parlor of some sort.

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Bevo
Let's read on.

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Mad Dog
Yeah. ah Korean parlor.

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Bevo
Let's find out.

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Chibbs
Yeah,

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Mad Dog
like some Scandinavian hot house. Yeah.

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Chibbs
exactly. Well, we don't get into the verse just yet. We get a refrain.

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Bevo
Refrain. yeah

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Chibbs
but Explain to me what a refrain is, Bemo.

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Bevo
It's something that comes back around all the time.

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Mad Dog
Okay.

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Chibbs
Okay, but it's not a chorus.

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Bevo
like ah it's ah It's like an old timey chorus, I guess you could say. yeah Let me tell you, like a refrain I would just define as, click go the shears boys, click, click, click.

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Chibbs
old-timey chorus.

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Chibbs
Wait, what was the chorus?

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Bevo
Well, I don't think they had a chorus back then. It was something that everyone sings along to.

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Chibbs
Ah, right, they only refrained. Okay, right, okay, okay. Well, so this is the bit that everybody's singing along to with Nelly.

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Bevo
Yeah,

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Bevo
yeah.

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Mad Dog
This is the click or the she's of the.

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Chibbs
It goes, this is the clicker she is of St.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Louis in the early 2000s.

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Mad Dog
yeah Yeah.

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Chibbs
want a little bit of uh uh and a little bit of uh uh just a little bit of just a little bit of just a little bit of just a little bit of how he propositions the cave woman

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Bevo
See I read that first line is like caveman stuff like I want a little bit of uh uh

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
ah

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Bevo
Would Thug like a bit of ah ah?

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Mad Dog
Ooga ooga.

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Chibbs
I do like the idea of like going the opposite way of what rappers are always banging on about all the things they have. And he's just like, I just need a tiny little bit.

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Bevo
Yeah, he's humble.

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Chibbs
It's like your gold chain. Just a little bit.

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Bevo
Just a little bit of um ah ah.

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Chibbs
Yeah, just a little bit. A little bit. Verse one. I was like, good gracious. Ass is bodacious. Ah! What a start.

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Bevo
Heh heh.

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Chibbs
Flirtatious. Trying to show patience. Ah! I'm waiting for the right time to shoot my steeze, you know?

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Chibbs
so Waiting for the right time to flash them keys. Then, uh, I'm leaving? Please believe in. Oh, me and the rest of my heathens.

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Chibbs
Check it! Got a lock ah at the top of the Four Seasons. Penthouse rooftop. Birds I'm feedin'!

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Chibbs
ah

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Bevo
but stop it Let's stop there. Let's stop there.

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Bevo
Just split it half there.

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Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Bevo
Bertz on the moon is so wholesome.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:00.22
Bevo
He's on the roof.

00:10:00.32
Chibbs
It is, really is just like, come on baby, I have a penthouse up here, check it out, check out everything.

00:10:04.98
Bevo
so It's a pigeon.

00:10:06.65
Chibbs
The rooftop, that's where my bird feeders are.

00:10:09.07
Bevo
I brought some bread.

00:10:10.38
Chibbs
yeah He's got a just a seed bell hanging me out, hanging out the front of his 10 million dollar penthouse.

00:10:15.22
Mad Dog
need bell

00:10:20.55
Bevo
at the fourth place.

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Chibbs
And it's just, and it's also just bird shit everywhere.

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Mad Dog
and just covered in filthy pigeons like no

00:10:26.39
Bevo
It's all pigeon.

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Chibbs
yeah

00:10:27.58
Bevo
because that's the only play That's the only thing that would be up there.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. ah ah So, you see, yeah okay. Good gracious. ah Good gracious. Arse is bodacious.

00:10:43.55
Chibbs
Good gracious is also wholesome.

00:10:45.32
Bevo
Oh, good gracious.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Good gracious. um And then the fact that he's trying to show patience as well. like what's he trying to be patient about this ass he's just like yeah do you this ass has just walked in and you're just like yeah watch yeah it just what like sort of just stop stalking back and forth yeah because he's waiting for his right time to shoot his steeze

00:11:00.69
Bevo
how did you How do you show it? Just looking at his watch.

00:11:13.03
Bevo
Pocket watch. Tasting the floor.

00:11:24.63
Mad Dog
stays.

00:11:25.54
Bevo
He's just sitting there like sweating, like quenching his face.

00:11:28.63
Chibbs
it is so fucking hot in here the patience is just i need to get outside yeah yeah it's just it's the jenga

00:11:36.32
Bevo
and flat

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Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm burning up in here for fucks sake.

00:11:42.43
Bevo
He's trying to, he's waiting for the right time to flash his keys. Like he's just got a fucking like key ring.

00:11:50.50
Bevo
you like what You know, when you distract a baby with your set of keys. let you

00:11:56.28
Chibbs
yeah yeah

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Chibbs
it's He's just so fucking keen to get back to feed his birds that he's like, he's just, he's sitting in this nightclub sweating his dick off and it's just like, a chick chick walks in, he's like, damn, it's fucking hot in here. All right, I'm just gonna get my keys out. If everyone sees my keys or out, it means we're going soon.

00:12:20.60
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

00:12:22.73
Bevo
Oh, has he got a car?

00:12:25.07
Chibbs
Oh, fuck!

00:12:25.67
Bevo
Wow.

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Chibbs
Just like, no, I'm walking. These are the keys to my penthouse apartment where my birds are.

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Mad Dog
and You want to come see my seed, Belle?

00:12:36.91
Mad Dog
Come on, baby.

00:12:40.42
Chibbs
Alright.

00:12:41.59
Mad Dog
yeah

00:12:42.15
Bevo
Come on up to my aviary.

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Chibbs
Okay. ah ah Check it. Got it locked at the top of the Four Seasons. Penthouse rooftop. Birds I'm feeding. No deceiving, nothing up my sleeve, and no teasing. I need you to get up, up on the dance floor, give that man what he's asking for. Oh, because I feel like busting loose, and I feel like touching you. Ah, ah, and can't nobody stop the juice. So baby tell me, what's the use? I said.

00:13:20.06
Bevo
Okay. All right. hey god Hang on. Hang on. Hang on. We've got juice, flashing keys, bird collection.

00:13:25.08
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah and it's too hot the baby the baby has too many layers on it's overheating

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Bevo
This man is looking after a baby.

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Bevo
And the baby is taking its clothes off. As babies I want to do.

00:13:45.06
Bevo
They just love taking off their clothes.

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Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. um I do like the idea of demanding this bodacious ass get on that dance floor. And you will, you were getting touched. Do you understand? So did I stutter? I said, you're getting touched.

00:14:06.14
Mad Dog
Oh my God.

00:14:08.00
Bevo
Buston, I feel like Buston loose.

00:14:11.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:14:11.46
Bevo
Hit the cage and say you're the bird.

00:14:13.94
Chibbs
ah I'm like a bird.

00:14:19.86
Chibbs
It's in the Nelly Furtado cinematic universe. Yeah.

00:14:23.85
Bevo
Another Nellie.

00:14:24.95
Chibbs
Yeah, Nelly's? Yeah, all Nelly's fly together.

00:14:27.26
Mad Dog
Hmm.

00:14:30.32
Bevo
Let's keep it rolling.

00:14:30.97
Mad Dog
Might be something in that.

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Chibbs
That's a shirt. That's a shirt. That's a shirt.

00:14:34.34
Bevo
The two Nellies.

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Mad Dog
nellhi Nellie's kind of just.

00:14:38.33
Bevo
ah but How about, how about here's a shirt you've got Nelly Furtado and Nelly and the caption is, whoa Nelly's.

00:14:38.50
Mad Dog
fit

00:14:46.53
Mad Dog
Or maybe, maybe they're both kind of perched on a seed bell picking, pecking at it.

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Chibbs
Yeah, I like the idea of just a shirt with a seed bell on it and all it says all it says is Penthouse rooftop birds.

00:15:02.07
Chibbs
I'm feedin. That's it like the most obscure Nelly merch you could possibly get yeah

00:15:05.31
Bevo
like comes up to you Nice Nelly shirt, bro.

00:15:05.69
Mad Dog
um'm so

00:15:14.37
Mad Dog
Oh my god, there's something just very funny about a seed bell to me today.

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Chibbs
I haven't seen a seed bell in a long time.

00:15:20.54
Bevo
Oh, you don't have birds.

00:15:21.35
Chibbs
Do they so they sell seed bells?

00:15:24.10
Mad Dog
I'm sure they do.

00:15:24.50
Bevo
Yeah, of course they do. Yeah.

00:15:25.47
Mad Dog
ah

00:15:25.85
Chibbs
Why did they decide a bell is the shape for seeds?

00:15:29.12
Bevo
I don't know. That's some kind of structural thing. How about a Nelly t-shirt that's a bird flying out of the cage and it says, I feel like busting loose.

00:15:44.12
Bevo
Nelly ah'd get on it send me chat jpt's 400th image generator

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Chibbs
Nelly.

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Chibbs
ah The bird has a band-aid on its face.

00:15:57.02
Chibbs
Yeah, alright. AI. I all you ah just put in wheatgutted dog person into the AI generator and it gave me some pretty good shit.

00:16:09.20
Mad Dog
Oh, can you send it light up?

00:16:09.32
Chibbs
it It's in the chat.

00:16:10.33
Bevo
Can you type in a bird escaping bird escaping from cage with Band-Aid on its face?

00:16:11.98
Chibbs
It's in the chat.

00:16:12.26
Mad Dog
Oh, it's in the chat.

00:16:13.38
Chibbs
ah Yeah, it will fuck that up instantly. Yeah. um Okay, the chorus. The chorus is Nellie and Danny Stevenson.

00:16:26.33
Chibbs
um And it goes, it's getting hot in here. So hot. So take off all your clothes. a I'm getting so hot. ah I want to take my clothes off. Oh, ah wait, it goes like this.

00:16:44.61
Chibbs
so I'm getting hot in here. So hot. So take off all your clothes. Ayy. I'm getting so hot. Ah, ah, ah, I want to take my clothes off. Let it hang all out.

00:16:58.71
Mad Dog
jesus

00:17:01.39
Bevo
So they are in a club, not in the house.

00:17:02.82
Chibbs
They are. Yeah, they are in a club.

00:17:04.56
Bevo
She wants to get naked in the club.

00:17:04.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:17:07.20
Chibbs
Um, no, yeah, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:07.75
Bevo
Did it grow?

00:17:10.60
Chibbs
I'll just be like, look, there are definitely places that we can go and get naked. All right. Like I'm not, that is not off the table here, but it can't be here.

00:17:16.13
Bevo
Hmm.

00:17:22.07
Chibbs
I'm Nelly. like It will be major news if I get naked here.

00:17:25.71
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:17:27.38
Chibbs
Yeah. It's like, but it's so hot.

00:17:28.07
Bevo
Isn't it funny? It's a funny thing that the difference between sexy and ah like gross is context.

00:17:35.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly.

00:17:36.06
Bevo
Nudity.

00:17:39.38
Bevo
Bedroom, hot, club, weird.

00:17:40.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:17:40.53
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

00:17:42.23
Chibbs
Weeeeed!

00:17:44.17
Mad Dog
Or like, exactly like walking the dog.

00:17:47.53
Chibbs
Weeed?

00:17:47.91
Mad Dog
Not okay.

00:17:48.13
Bevo
Yeah, weird. Yeah.

00:17:49.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:50.89
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Fucking the dog?

00:17:50.96
Chibbs
Yeah, that's all.

00:17:50.96
Bevo
Yeah.

00:17:52.57
Chibbs
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00:17:52.57
Bevo
Oh, hey.

00:17:53.14
Mad Dog
Not with AC.

00:17:55.65
Bevo
ah

00:17:56.29
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Sorry just...

00:18:00.06
Bevo
We're just discussing, Dan, um, when it's, when it's okay to be naked and when it's a bit weird to be naked.

00:18:02.23
Chibbs
but Yeah.

00:18:02.34
Mad Dog
Dog person.

00:18:02.74
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Yeah that queued up.

00:18:08.11
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Yeah well it's always weird when I'm naked.

00:18:10.19
Chibbs
Things are getting weird.

00:18:11.71
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Things are getting weird if I get naked.

00:18:13.60
Bevo
Yeah. And when you're like, when you like flop sweating, cause it's so fucking hot.

00:18:17.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:18.24
Bevo
Naked's not

00:18:18.83
Chibbs
The thing is, like you can so you can take your clothes off if you're hot, yeah but how much he ah clothes were you wearing at the time? Because if it's only you're in a singlet and some shorts, you're not going to call off that much by getting naked.

00:18:32.21
Bevo
Hmm.

00:18:34.74
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:35.34
Bevo
Maybe she's coming in a full like Parker and scarf and beanie.

00:18:38.62
Chibbs
yeah she came in like she just like she she just crossed like the one of the poles with a dog sled and it's like um yeah you're in fucking missouri it's hot yeah yeah yeah and how did the dog sled get here yeah

00:18:39.16
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00:18:51.66
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Why have you got all that on?

00:18:53.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:54.73
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Yeah, you gotta take these in, sorry.

00:18:57.04
Mad Dog
Dog slit.

00:19:00.06
Chibbs
Yeah. I'm trying to think when. When do you wear the most of it?

00:19:06.64
Chibbs
Surely it's dog sledding.

00:19:08.17
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Yeah.

00:19:10.88
Chibbs
No one does it in a dry, like, cool, like a warm ah temperate climate, do they?

00:19:17.78
Mad Dog
they're Huskies, no.

00:19:20.07
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Um, I, when I was in high school, um, I was in, uh, Morin bar, which is a very, very, very hot place.

00:19:26.85
Chibbs
Hmm.

00:19:27.49
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Um, our anthem was hot in here by Nelly.

00:19:31.91
Mad Dog
but so

00:19:32.28
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It's hot in there.

00:19:32.96
Chibbs
That sounds so that sounds illegal.

00:19:33.31
Bevo
our Her anthem was hot in here, not related to Nellie.

00:19:37.82
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Yeah. When this song come out, we were like, finally a song for us. Um, now my, um, my mate, he picked up this pamphlet that was, uh, it was like, so you think you've got schizophrenia or something like that.

00:19:50.73
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:19:51.16
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One of those sort of pamphlets. And he's having a bit of a read. We're having a bit of a chuckle. And he's like, do you hear voices in your head? He's like, oh yeah, yeah, sort of. And he's gone through the list and make it out.

00:20:01.20
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Like he had these symptoms, but one of the symptoms was, do you wear an overcoat in the middle of summer? And we, we realized at the time, he always wore a jumper in mooring bar in the hottest.

00:20:12.06
Chibbs
Oh fuck, I hate that shit. I hate seeing it. Like when I see fucking people getting around in a jumper or trackies when it's 40 degrees, I just want to like fucking run them over with my car.

00:20:18.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:20:20.22
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Yeah. Yeah.

00:20:23.50
Mad Dog
They're obviously doing it for attention at that point.

00:20:26.05
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:20:27.46
Mad Dog
Like, see, ah what, why else would you be wearing fucking a hoodie?

00:20:30.78
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Well, there there there's wearing a hoodie in the middle of summer attention and then there's wearing a house on top of your head at the Grammy's attention. I think they're pretty neck and neck.

00:20:39.38
Mad Dog
it's it's neck and

00:20:40.13
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Old Househead. Old Househead Smith.

00:20:45.88
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What the fuck's going on with that, eh?

00:20:46.38
Bevo
Imagine if you had different house.

00:20:46.49
Mad Dog
Hang on, look at that guy wearing a jumper.

00:20:48.73
Bevo
Imagine if he had different houses for all the different moods he was in, just like haunted house Halloween.

00:20:54.17
Chibbs
I'm s- I'm- I f- Wait, sorry, I feel a bit scared. Let me run off and get my haunted house.

00:21:01.75
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ah

00:21:02.22
Chibbs
I'm- I'm sick. I'm gonna go get my hospital house.

00:21:05.38
Bevo
when it's When he's going for job interviews, he gets on like the apartments block.

00:21:07.07
Chibbs
ah yeah

00:21:10.61
Mad Dog
office building.

00:21:11.72
Chibbs
yeah Corner office, head.

00:21:13.99
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yeah Oh my god.

00:21:16.98
Chibbs
Yeah, what a fucking dickhead.

00:21:20.52
Chibbs
Verse two, Nellie's back. Danny Stevenson has been left in the club where it is hot, and she is naked. But Nellie's got things to say.

00:21:31.37
Chibbs
He says, Why are you at the bar if you ain't poppin' the bottles? Come on! It's a baby thing again.

00:21:44.70
Mad Dog
There's a lot of baby, yeah.

00:21:45.20
Bevo
so dan Dan's just coming late, so we've got to fill him in that we we wonder if this is about Nelly looking after an infant.

00:21:52.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, and we...

00:21:53.94
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if it's if it's but If it's about looking after an infant, did you say?

00:21:57.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:57.48
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:58.87
Chibbs
It could be.

00:22:00.00
Bevo
I'll give you a few examples here.

00:22:00.22
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It gets hot.

00:22:02.03
Bevo
Flashing the keys, um ah but feeding birds. ah

00:22:08.29
Mad Dog
Feeding birds.

00:22:08.56
Bevo
ah

00:22:08.96
Chibbs
to this so i Southern, did you know that in the first verse of this song, he talks about bird feeding?

00:22:09.22
Bevo
yeah

00:22:16.87
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No, I'm scanning over it now.

00:22:17.81
Chibbs
No!

00:22:19.03
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Like, I mean, like I'm not even going to scan over. I'm just going to assume that like, I know all the lyrics and there's nothing about bird feeding.

00:22:23.25
Mad Dog
yeah He doesn't scroll back.

00:22:25.85
Chibbs
That doesn't scroll back, that doesn't scroll back.

00:22:25.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:26.18
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I don't scroll back.

00:22:27.83
Chibbs
Good.

00:22:28.03
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Yeah.

00:22:28.29
Chibbs
I like it.

00:22:28.89
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No, there's this song.

00:22:29.07
Chibbs
Only forward.

00:22:30.76
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If I was to say it like summary, it's, it's about taking your clothes off because it's hot and doing moaning noises.

00:22:35.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:38.05
Mad Dog
And that's it.

00:22:39.31
Chibbs
No, no, it's mostly about bird finger.

00:22:42.53
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Wow. You learn something every day.

00:22:43.19
Chibbs
Yeah, it is, yeah, yeah.

00:22:45.03
Bevo
I feel like feeding birds. I feel like feeding birds.

00:22:48.88
Chibbs
Their beaks are sharp! Watch your fingers!

00:22:53.94
Mad Dog
Get another seed, Belle. Yeah, get another seed.

00:22:57.10
Chibbs
Hang in the bell! Hang in the bell!

00:23:00.45
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Well, they have those, they their their food comes in like shapes that they peck.

00:23:04.22
Chibbs
Yeah, I know. we We don't get any fucking good shapes.

00:23:04.81
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's fucking awesome.

00:23:08.13
Bevo
Pizza shapes.

00:23:08.39
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Imagine that, you get served up your dessert, you're like, I've got some custard, I've made it solid and it's in the shape of a zero.

00:23:10.29
Chibbs
yeah

00:23:15.29
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So just bite at it. Don't, so you don't have to use an often fork, just use your mouth.

00:23:20.69
Bevo
I'm going to have a quick sip of my custard bell.

00:23:28.31
Chibbs
ah ah Yeah, okay, so first two.

00:23:29.38
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but

00:23:31.27
Chibbs
Why are you at the bar if you ain't poppin' the bottles? Come on. What good is all the fame if you ain't fuckin' the models?

00:23:39.31
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Mm.

00:23:39.93
Chibbs
Oh, geez, alright.

00:23:41.62
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Okay.

00:23:42.79
Chibbs
I see you drivin' sports cars, ain't hittin' the throttle, and I'll be down to do a hundred top-down and goggles.

00:23:42.97
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That's easy.

00:23:53.36
Bevo
Oh, wow.

00:23:55.32
Mad Dog
um

00:24:01.77
Chibbs
It's the old Tommy like Mr Toad thing, like it's the fucking driving driving hat and goggles!

00:24:04.59
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Yeah.

00:24:06.07
Mad Dog
yeah a little

00:24:09.54
Mad Dog
With the scarf.

00:24:10.49
Chibbs
He's only doing a hundred!

00:24:14.50
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Wait, isn't that 100 miles?

00:24:15.73
Chibbs
Yeah, still, come on, it's not goggle-worthy, is it?

00:24:15.88
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Isn't that like 100... ...goggle-worthy? Only a few things goggle-worthy and it's going faster than 100 and swimming.

00:24:22.59
Chibbs
but

00:24:25.40
Chibbs
ah You wanna be 350k's

00:24:26.03
Mad Dog
yeah

00:24:29.38
Chibbs
max before you fucking pulling goggles out.

00:24:30.86
Mad Dog
Yay.

00:24:32.55
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Yeah.

00:24:32.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:24:33.40
Mad Dog
Yay.

00:24:34.29
Chibbs
Like, what sort of fucking weak ass eyes has Nelly got that he can't handle a hundred fucking mile winds?

00:24:40.82
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Plus, he's got the top down.

00:24:43.75
Chibbs
Hmm.

00:24:44.02
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Oh yeah, yeah, damn.

00:24:44.15
Bevo
Okay.

00:24:45.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:24:48.36
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Wait, I thought damn was up for a second.

00:24:49.57
Bevo
Okay.

00:24:51.04
Chibbs
ah Ah, the old upsy downy got me again.

00:24:54.82
Bevo
Is the top down the woman who's taking her clothes off.

00:24:57.50
Chibbs
It could be, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, I mean, he did say, like, what's the fucking point of being here if you're not gonna fuck a model?

00:24:59.54
Mad Dog
Man he needs to goggle up.

00:25:05.90
Chibbs
It's real aggressive.

00:25:06.15
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But yeah, there's heaps of good things.

00:25:07.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:25:09.34
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Like, I mean, I love, I love intercourse as much as the next person, but other than that, there's heaps of good things you can do.

00:25:16.00
Chibbs
Heaps of, heaps of good things, yeah.

00:25:16.11
Bevo
about fire yeah

00:25:18.08
Chibbs
Like, I mean, he's just, he's got birds back in his pet house waiting for him.

00:25:19.12
Bevo
Feeding birds.

00:25:24.20
Bevo
Back at the crib.

00:25:25.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:25:28.09
Chibbs
ah this Alright, alright. I'll be down to do a hundred top-down and goggles. Got off the freeway, exit 106, and parked it. Ashtray f flip gate, time to spark it.

00:25:46.55
Chibbs
Went Gucci Collar for dollar. Got out and walked it. I spit game because baby, I can't talk it. Warm! Ah! Sweatin'! Ah! It's up! It's hot up in this joint. Should I stop there?

00:26:04.24
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

00:26:05.89
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Ah.

00:26:05.99
Bevo
You know, something really funny is like, that Americans love singing about l LA and New York.

00:26:11.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:13.02
Bevo
Exit 106 and fucking Ventura Boulevard. Imagine if they spoke about like the fucking Princess Highway.

00:26:19.28
Chibbs
Yeah, A1.

00:26:21.42
Bevo
Got off at the Yudindara exit.

00:26:21.63
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Yeah.

00:26:23.86
Chibbs
Yeah, Fire Violence Road took that down to Cringilla Park.

00:26:30.03
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Yeah.

00:26:31.52
Bevo
Bit of traffic.

00:26:31.53
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What's, what's the one you take to Melbourne? Like the the big one that you take from Picton road.

00:26:35.06
Chibbs
The Hume.

00:26:35.06
Mad Dog
the Hume Highway.

00:26:35.81
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Yeah. It'd be like, yeah, I'm up to Melbourne. I'm on the Hume highway. All right.

00:26:40.88
Chibbs
ah Doesn't at all.

00:26:40.97
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Doesn't have the same ring to it. I assume.

00:26:42.33
Mad Dog
No.

00:26:42.64
Bevo
Make sure you take a picture of the town called Beveridge and send it to Beveridge as if no one's ever done that before.

00:26:42.66
Chibbs
No, no.

00:26:50.27
Mad Dog
Stopped up, but yes, for a sausage roll.

00:26:53.88
Chibbs
yes yeah i like that um the temperature has cooled down a little after after he's fucking got it's goggle drive because he's just like it's warm it's no longer hot it's just

00:26:54.34
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:26:55.26
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Yes.

00:27:02.01
Bevo
Well, he's driving. so

00:27:08.51
Bevo
It's all sweating, yeah.

00:27:09.71
Mad Dog
Still sweating.

00:27:11.00
Chibbs
um I mean, I'm sweating, but it was hot before.

00:27:11.07
Mad Dog
a

00:27:13.26
Chibbs
Like, now it's just, so warming it's out. It's weather talks. It's just like, <unk> may it's eh? Yeah, it's warm, warm day.

00:27:21.04
Mad Dog
no Yeah, I'm sweating.

00:27:21.42
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:27:22.68
Mad Dog
far

00:27:23.47
Chibbs
yeah

00:27:23.52
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What's with the, um, he says, I see you driving sports cars, ain't hitting the throttle.

00:27:27.39
Bevo
Just like you're crawling around.

00:27:27.40
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Like that's a motorbike thing, isn't that throttles?

00:27:30.68
Chibbs
Yeah, well, throttle's an accelerator. You know, when you, when you press down on the accelerator, it throttles the engine, I guess.

00:27:38.86
Bevo
That's funny that she's driving sports cars, but she's not accelerating in them. She's rolling.

00:27:42.13
Chibbs
Nah.

00:27:42.19
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yeah Yeah.

00:27:44.10
Chibbs
She's making the sounds. BAY BAY BAY! It's in neutral, rolling slightly downhill.

00:27:48.75
Mad Dog
Rolling around in neutral.

00:27:49.72
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You ain't hitting the throttle.

00:27:49.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:50.00
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

00:27:52.27
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i could tell that I can tell you're not moving.

00:27:52.62
Chibbs
Accelerate a bitch.

00:27:56.92
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You are parked.

00:27:59.68
Bevo
Also, I'll be down to do a hundred. Like you've limited yourself there.

00:28:04.12
Chibbs
yeah yeah it's just like oh we're getting home at 100 miles tops yeah yeah speed limit clearly says 100 yeah

00:28:10.26
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Yeah. Can we speed it up a bit, Nelly? No, no, no, no.

00:28:18.24
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I'll stick to that.

00:28:18.51
Bevo
It's very wholesome very wholesome

00:28:19.02
Chibbs
yeah yeah plus it'll scare the birds i imagine he takes birds with him he's like the bird man of our contrast

00:28:25.71
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Yeah.

00:28:28.03
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He's like, I'm here to fuck models not to break the law and not ah definitely not to speed.

00:28:34.48
Chibbs
yeah ah He says, vocal tank top on at this point. it just

00:28:44.85
Chibbs
He's just like, you know, I'm not naked yet.

00:28:46.90
Bevo
Yeah, at this point, yeah.

00:28:47.71
Chibbs
yeah At this point, still got a tank top on.

00:28:48.63
Mad Dog
At this point in the story, very confused about so many things.

00:28:51.62
Chibbs
Like, why is it past tense all of a sudden?

00:29:00.52
Bevo
Carry on, carry on.

00:29:00.77
Chibbs
Is he telling this story to someone?

00:29:05.68
Chibbs
Okay.

00:29:05.91
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Yeah.

00:29:06.97
Bevo
It's a bit of exposition, foreshadowing.

00:29:06.97
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Yeah. He's giving you the update. Yeah.

00:29:08.96
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Vocal tank top on at this point. yeah yeah

00:29:17.02
Chibbs
You're wit a winner, so baby you can't lose. I got secrets. Can't leave Cancun.

00:29:25.25
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What?

00:29:25.26
Bevo
Not anymore.

00:29:25.92
Chibbs
Jesus.

00:29:27.49
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Oh.

00:29:27.89
Chibbs
So take it off like you're home alone. You know, dance in front of your mirror while you're on the phone.

00:29:34.60
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What?

00:29:34.89
Chibbs
Checking your reflection and telling your best friend. Like, girl, I think my butt getting big. Oh!

00:29:42.03
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so

00:29:42.56
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:29:42.66
Chibbs
but

00:29:43.24
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ah oh

00:29:46.33
Chibbs
yeah but They dance in front of a mirror naked and ring their friends and say,

00:29:47.18
Bevo
I just want to talk about.

00:29:47.46
Mad Dog
Does this happen? Do people do this?

00:29:53.77
Mad Dog
While you're on the phone to a friend?

00:29:55.32
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oh

00:29:55.49
Chibbs
My ass is getting big. Right right now, I'm getting big.

00:29:58.46
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Oh, yeah. Well, like he says, take it off. Like you're home alone. I don't remember that happening in home alone.

00:30:06.53
Chibbs
ah not I mean, he burned a little bit of his hair off, I guess.

00:30:07.44
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Do you have a Michaelis and never took it off?

00:30:11.86
Chibbs
Like that but dude, didn't he?

00:30:13.82
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he He more terrorized the burglars that were trying to kidnap him.

00:30:16.51
Bevo
yeah

00:30:18.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:19.28
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He terrorized that we didn't really dance in front of the mirror. I suppose he did a little bit of that.

00:30:23.86
Chibbs
Yeah, there was dancing. Was he naked?

00:30:26.12
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No, he was a child.

00:30:26.75
Mad Dog
No, it's a ah child.

00:30:28.17
Chibbs
Children can't be naked!

00:30:31.04
Bevo
they should

00:30:31.11
Chibbs
I've never seen a naked child in my life!

00:30:32.89
Bevo
He's definitely shirtless at one point or another. but

00:30:36.45
Chibbs
I've got secrets, can't leave Cancun. Makes it seem like he's in an interrogation like office in a mexican ah a corrupt Mexican police station.

00:30:48.33
Bevo
Yeah. The secret is he's not allowed, he's not been allowed to leave the the state.

00:30:49.12
Mad Dog
Like Guantanamo Bay.

00:30:52.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:53.83
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I took it more like, um, I get secrets. Can't leave Cancun like he's wanted ah elsewhere. So he's hiding out there.

00:31:00.10
Chibbs
yeah it's in geky I can't leave it here, i've got to I know too many things.

00:31:04.68
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but I've come here to escape everything I've left behind.

00:31:08.57
Chibbs
This black market bird trade goes deeper than you think.

00:31:15.50
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She's just dancing with everybody.

00:31:16.91
Chibbs
and it and He's just like, so yeah fuck you know we need a distraction, take your fucking clothes off.

00:31:17.82
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I can't. and

00:31:28.39
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I got secrets. If someone says you, I got secrets. Like let's put in real terms.

00:31:32.79
Chibbs
o

00:31:33.31
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Like if you guys came to see me and I'm in Nara and I'm like, how are you going down there?

00:31:34.83
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:31:36.93
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I'm like, yeah, good man. Yeah, I've got secrets. I can't leave Nara. Is it instantly be fucking like, what the fuck you got going on, man?

00:31:41.33
Chibbs
You'd be like, what, what, what, what have you got yourself into?

00:31:46.59
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I just feel like, um, well, there's secrets. I can't, I can't.

00:31:49.42
Chibbs
It's mostly, it's mostly secretive. so

00:31:53.12
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One thing I will tell you is that I cannot leave Nara.

00:31:55.73
Bevo
but

00:31:55.89
Mad Dog
And look at my ankle bracelet.

00:31:57.06
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00:31:58.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:58.73
Bevo
They stopped me. They stopped me when I get to the seven mile beach.

00:32:02.72
Chibbs
Yeah, hit near a bridge and let's just say I shut it down.

00:32:03.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:32:05.37
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Yeah.

00:32:06.93
Bevo
Barricade.

00:32:07.51
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00:32:07.62
Chibbs
Yeah Yeah ah He gets to another chorus.

00:32:07.71
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You got an ankle bracelet on.

00:32:09.32
Mad Dog
yeah

00:32:11.24
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Yeah.

00:32:13.26
Chibbs
He's still basically just telling this bitch to get naked Well

00:32:17.39
Mad Dog
she's He's demanding that she just get nude.

00:32:21.14
Chibbs
naturally no to be fair he's not he's just pointing out how warm it is in this room and

00:32:21.83
Bevo
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00:32:23.42
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He's suggesting it.

00:32:25.52
Bevo
eastage yeah It's a suggestion and she's...

00:32:27.04
Chibbs
It's a suggestion. Yeah, it's the implication.

00:32:29.83
Bevo
yeah yeah it's It feels like a hypnotizing kind of session though, like she's like being suggested.

00:32:30.40
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ah

00:32:33.15
Chibbs
but Yeah.

00:32:37.76
Chibbs
It's like, it's getting hot in here. She's like, so hot.

00:32:39.55
Bevo
Yeah. yeah and Matt just replace getting hot in you with you're getting sleepy.

00:32:44.99
Chibbs
yeah So sleepy.

00:32:49.25
Bevo
I am getting so sleepy.

00:32:52.62
Chibbs
So take off all your clothes. a Aye. Yeah. Okay.

00:33:01.00
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Yes, so is it like.

00:33:01.20
Bevo
Okay, this post course is different to the refrain.

00:33:04.27
Chibbs
Why?

00:33:05.52
Bevo
Oh, it's hanging out and falling out and...

00:33:06.10
Chibbs
No. Okay. Okay. All right. Post-chorus. Mix a little bit of ah-ah with a little bit of ah-ah. Just let it just fall out. Give a little bit of ah-ah with a little bit of ah-ah. Let it hang all out with a little bit of ah-ah and a sprinkle of that. Ah-ha. Let it just fall out. I like it when you ah-ah. Girl, baby, make it ah-ah-oh.

00:33:37.90
Mad Dog
o

00:33:38.13
Bevo
Something about falling out in the context of getting nude.

00:33:42.50
Chibbs
Yeah, it makes it seem like your William Shatner and your girdle just snapped.

00:33:46.55
Bevo
Just let it fall out.

00:33:48.18
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Yeah, he's a good wearer for sure.

00:33:50.34
Chibbs
Nah, it's like if these clothes are actually keeping me intact.

00:33:57.09
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Yeah. I've been watching um Heaps of Botch to ever watch that show.

00:33:58.88
Mad Dog
Yeah,

00:33:59.34
Chibbs
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:01.70
Mad Dog
yeah it's good.

00:34:01.74
Bevo
No.

00:34:03.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:03.66
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Yeah, I saw this one the other night, this lady, and she's like looking at you, wouldn't think anything, but she said she's got the most amazing amount of loose skin and it's all held in by like, like tight stockings and girdles and tape.

00:34:14.42
Chibbs
Yeah, Spandex and shit, yeah.

00:34:16.17
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00:34:17.07
Bevo
I'm just gonna

00:34:18.25
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A lot of, um, weight, weight loss removal operations.

00:34:18.98
Mad Dog
Loose skin.

00:34:21.42
Chibbs
heartless Yeah, could be feathers, like a bird.

00:34:24.05
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And he's like saying, and just take, take all them off, take your girdle off and your stockings off, let all your loose skin just fall out.

00:34:27.17
Mad Dog
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00:34:29.96
Bevo
let it fall out.

00:34:30.92
Chibbs
ah Just let it fall out.

00:34:32.66
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Just dance with your loose skin dragging on the floor everywhere.

00:34:32.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:38.11
Chibbs
Verse three. I wasn't aware of verse three, but there is one. Stop pacing. Time wasting. I got a friend with a pole in the basement.

00:34:47.41
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What?

00:34:47.94
Chibbs
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00:34:48.23
Mad Dog
Oh, hello!

00:34:49.69
Chibbs
Oh, that's a funnel. That's a funnel.

00:34:55.53
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Her.

00:34:55.99
Chibbs
ah ah I'm just kidding. I guess thank you a Stop pacing time-wasting. I got a friend with a pole in the basement. What?

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What?

00:35:06.48
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I'm just kidding like Jason.

00:35:08.47
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Alexander.

00:35:08.61
Chibbs
Oh I Hope so.

00:35:10.66
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That's Jason Alexander, right? Like that's Stolle.

00:35:12.20
Bevo
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00:35:13.83
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00:35:17.96
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00:35:18.42
Mad Dog
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00:35:20.13
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Funny guy, Jason Kidd.

00:35:20.24
Mad Dog
Got it.

00:35:21.26
Chibbs
Just kidding. Jason Kidd. Yeah.

00:35:22.76
Bevo
Yeah.

00:35:24.07
Chibbs
Unless you're gone, do it. Extra, extra. Hey, spread the news. Check it. Nellie took a trip from the loo to the Neptune's.

00:35:33.64
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00:35:33.77
Chibbs
Came back with something thicker than fitting in sassoons.

00:35:35.96
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:35:36.70
Bevo
Sassoons.

00:35:38.13
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ah so

00:35:39.65
Chibbs
Say, say she got a thing about cutting in restrooms. Oh.

00:35:45.69
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oh peace i'm wasted it ah like I think it it happened because the flow is too hard to not do again.

00:35:46.83
Chibbs
and Okay.

00:35:47.10
Mad Dog
chases

00:35:47.71
Bevo
That, that third verse is completely unnecessary.

00:35:47.74
Chibbs
All right. Ah yeah, why'd that happen?

00:35:53.24
Bevo
yeah

00:36:02.18
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Like it's too good to not do again.

00:36:02.76
Chibbs
It's so good to not do it again, you're just like, give me some more of that.

00:36:04.26
Mad Dog
yeah Yeah.

00:36:04.32
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:36:05.37
Chibbs
It's like, I've got to fit with a favorite of the pole in the basement, what? And then it's like, I'm just kidding, like Jason. And you're like, doesn't sound like you were kidding.

00:36:13.32
Mad Dog
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00:36:15.36
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He's like, he's like, have you ever met?

00:36:15.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:36:16.64
Bevo
Yeah, unless you're gonna do it.

00:36:18.51
Mad Dog
yeah

00:36:18.68
Chibbs
It's like, you just told me you have secrets and can't leave town, and now you're saying your friend has a pole in their basement.

00:36:18.76
Bevo
and

00:36:21.46
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Yeah.

00:36:24.04
Chibbs
What? To chain me to? What the fuck do you want me to do with the pole?

00:36:27.73
Bevo
There's so many poles it could be too.

00:36:28.13
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00:36:29.43
Bevo
That'd be funny. Like Barbara pole, uh, may pole.

00:36:31.20
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:36:31.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:36:36.09
Chibbs
The rod. um

00:36:41.37
Mad Dog
There's no good poles in basements though. Let's, nothing.

00:36:44.42
Chibbs
Yeah, nah, nah, nah.

00:36:45.08
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Oh, load-bearing poles. They hold the house up.

00:36:47.25
Bevo
Well, that means just houses are structurally on sound.

00:36:47.39
Mad Dog
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00:36:53.32
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It's all held up with poles.

00:36:53.71
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:36:55.83
Chibbs
Are you telling me it's just Paul's holding this thing up?

00:36:58.35
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yep walk over that Don't walk over the western side.

00:36:58.51
Bevo
Polls all the way down, baby.

00:37:01.68
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It's held up by poles.

00:37:03.87
Mad Dog
Poles.

00:37:06.61
Bevo
My friend with the polls in the basement, maybe he's got Polish people in the basement.

00:37:08.87
Mad Dog
and

00:37:12.09
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Oh, with poll a pole.

00:37:12.39
Chibbs
Oh yeah, it could be.

00:37:14.41
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Or just one, then.

00:37:15.41
Chibbs
Just one. Just one Paul.

00:37:16.93
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A pole. It's like you're a Swedish person, you go, I got a friend with a Swede in the basement.

00:37:17.82
Mad Dog
One poll.

00:37:22.04
Chibbs
yeah what Are they like an oracle? No, prisoner.

00:37:28.24
Chibbs
yeah I like the that she she's got a thing about cutting in restrooms because I assume they're saying you know like it's cutting up lawns or whatever but but that's i just like I hope it's farts like I hope it's just like like she's like

00:37:34.97
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I thought it was cutting the shit out of her ass.

00:37:45.90
Chibbs
Sorry baby, I've just got to go to the restroom. And she like, sorters off to the restroom and then gets in the door and she's like...

00:37:56.21
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And someone else in the next cubicle is like, who cut one?

00:37:59.19
Chibbs
And someone comes out and finds Nellie and goes, you know this piss is just ripping.

00:37:59.23
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like me

00:38:03.14
Chibbs
i do Absolutely cutting, cutting giant farts in the bathroom.

00:38:07.75
Bevo
He's like, yeah, no, she's got to think about that.

00:38:09.04
Chibbs
Oh yeah, I know, I know, I know.

00:38:10.74
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She's like.

00:38:10.80
Chibbs
She thinks I don't know, but I know.

00:38:12.14
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Yeah.

00:38:12.16
Chibbs
and

00:38:12.74
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She's been dropping on all night. Like, ah yeah.

00:38:14.40
Chibbs
Yeah, I've got secrets.

00:38:16.90
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He's like, I'm glad she's in there to be honest. He's been sticking up the dance floor.

00:38:19.25
Chibbs
but

00:38:20.63
Mad Dog
ah

00:38:21.79
Chibbs
I felt like the scent was on my clothes and I had to take them off.

00:38:25.86
Bevo
It's actually really lucky that she's not getting naked on the dance floor for this very reason.

00:38:26.85
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ah but

00:38:30.48
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yeah Yeah, and I was wondering why it's hot in here.

00:38:31.77
Chibbs
this

00:38:33.87
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Now I know why.

00:38:35.15
Chibbs
He's convincing shit herself, and and he's just trying to get her to take her clothes off. but Just like, look, look, I know you've shit yourself.

00:38:42.06
Bevo
It's the methane.

00:38:44.64
Chibbs
She's like, I haven't. I haven't. It stinks. It stinks so bad. I know you've done it. I know you've shit yourself. Take your fucking clothes off.

00:38:55.23
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Like, I think I have to tell this story.

00:38:55.26
Bevo
Let's get you into something cleaner.

00:38:58.70
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It's it's a quick one, but I have to tell the story because it's too close to what we're talking about.

00:39:01.99
Chibbs
ah

00:39:02.11
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I went to America and um I got some travel sickness and got a hectic diarrhea. And I was there for four or five days on like the fourth night we were going back the next day. The crew were like, let's go to some sort of club. So we went to the club. I had diarrhea so bad, but I was sort of like nearly over the diarrhea, but I was still doing the grossest diarrhea farts I've ever done in my life. And like, i I was hanging, I was in the club and I was like, guys, let me spare you this torture. I'm going to walk away and drop my guts. And I went all the way to the front of the club.

00:39:34.76
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which had steps going down from the street down into the club. And I dropped my guts, which was pretty much outside, but it was on the stairway to get in. And, um, I've walked over and everyone's looking at me and I'm like, guys, you don't want to smell that. And just as I've sort of returned, someone's like, Oh no. And we, and they pointed over and we're in America and there's like.

00:39:57.77
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American chick, black chick walks down the steps straight into the zone where my phone was.

00:40:05.05
Mad Dog
ah

00:40:05.42
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And she goes, Oh, damn.

00:40:10.62
Mad Dog
a

00:40:12.50
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It walks straight and we all saw it. We all saw her face hit it. Oh, damn. And she couldn't escape it. yeah It was terrible.

00:40:19.08
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he's it's like seeing a fucking gas wall yeah watching it and yeah god damn anyway

00:40:23.55
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It was the most perfect thing.

00:40:23.65
Mad Dog
but

00:40:24.83
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We all turned around like everyone knew what I just did. It was already looking that way and then watch someone walk into it. So anyway, it's too, it's frightfully similar to what's happening here. This is probably what she's doing as well.

00:40:34.92
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha!

00:40:36.72
Chibbs
Well, that's all all the lyrics. That's the lyrics done. They repeat the same shit over and over again for the rest of the song. It was released on the 7th of May, 2002. It's written by Cornell Haynes, aka Nelly, Pharrell Williams, Chad Hugo, and Charles Brown, aka Chuck Brown.

00:40:55.02
Bevo
Yeah. So the samples from

00:40:57.23
Chibbs
Yeah, that's it. So it incorporates Chuck Brown's 1979 single, Bustin' Loose.

00:41:02.14
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00:41:03.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:03.88
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but Did you hear like really?

00:41:04.11
Chibbs
Which I did listen to.

00:41:04.42
Bevo
feeling loose I feel I feel not much looser

00:41:06.53
Chibbs
And it was pretty... Yeah, it's got the same flow and everything in it. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it's cool.

00:41:11.33
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That's cool.

00:41:12.90
Chibbs
ah In 2014, a San Francisco radio station, Hot 105.7, played the song on a continuous loop to promote its change from a Latin music station.

00:41:24.98
Chibbs
The marathon lasted 72 hours and made worldwide headlines. They just played Hot in here for 72 hours.

00:41:31.25
Mad Dog
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00:41:32.40
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Oh man, that's...

00:41:34.81
Bevo
It's not worth one listen.

00:41:35.29
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So...

00:41:36.43
Chibbs
Nah, it's like, wait, we're not, we' no, I didn't say what they were, just we're not Latin.

00:41:37.64
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What were they... what like were Were they saying we are hip-hop now or we're mainstream now?

00:41:49.35
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The best way to let you know this is to play hard in here and repeat.

00:41:52.19
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, and for 72 hours to get all your goddamn Latinos off, off this station.

00:41:57.32
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Didn't um... have

00:42:00.86
Chibbs
ah ah

00:42:01.96
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Um, didn't triple J do that with, um, express yourself?

00:42:08.20
Bevo
Yeah, they did when there's some kind of protest.

00:42:08.34
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Yeah, they, yeah, there was some sort of thing and they just played the like, they played express yourself. I probably wasn't 72 hours. That's ridiculous. But like, yeah, anyway, maybe that's a thing that radio stations do.

00:42:22.82
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They're like, right.

00:42:22.95
Bevo
Yeah, some kind of censorship problem and they protested by.

00:42:26.66
Mad Dog
when ah whenever they feel like the Latinos are getting too out of hand.

00:42:30.00
Chibbs
Yeah yeah yeah.

00:42:30.42
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little

00:42:31.07
Mad Dog
yes Yeah.

00:42:32.47
Chibbs
That's what they do. On October 7th, 2017, Nellie was arrested in Auburn, Washington, ah ah so a Southern Seattle suburb um on suspicion of second degree rape after a woman alleged that he invited her into his tour bus earlier that morning and raped her.

00:42:50.83
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Okay.

00:42:51.22
Chibbs
Hence the allegation.

00:42:52.47
Bevo
What do you mean second degree? Second degree.

00:42:53.96
Mad Dog
Yeah. How can it...

00:42:55.65
Chibbs
Well, she kept she went on the bus.

00:42:56.17
Mad Dog
you know

00:42:59.04
Chibbs
Like,

00:42:59.87
Mad Dog
okay

00:43:00.66
Chibbs
yeah Come on the bus.

00:43:00.88
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:43:02.56
Chibbs
That's like, well, this is sort of on you as well.

00:43:05.42
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Right.

00:43:05.54
Bevo
and No, second degree would be like, come here and have sex with my friend.

00:43:11.24
Chibbs
ah Yeah, is that what it is?

00:43:13.67
Bevo
I guess.

00:43:14.02
Mad Dog
I think I know what it is.

00:43:16.34
Chibbs
Okay.

00:43:17.16
Bevo
This is okay. Just tread carefully, please.

00:43:19.00
Chibbs
No, no, go, go.

00:43:19.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:43:20.32
Chibbs
Don't think about it.

00:43:21.40
Mad Dog
Tell you what, it's getting hot in here. So take off all your clothes.

00:43:24.98
Chibbs
Yeah, that's second degree rape.

00:43:27.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:43:27.61
Chibbs
Or assault.

00:43:28.41
Bevo
but yeah

00:43:29.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:30.24
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Um, I just love that, like, Nelly's possibly done lots of very good things.

00:43:30.30
Chibbs
um but

00:43:35.95
Chibbs
But...

00:43:36.02
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And like, I'm just commenting on the podcast structure in general, that like, we could be like, Nelly went to a children's hospital in 2009.

00:43:36.45
Chibbs
Oh, they don't let sex offenders...

00:43:43.26
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And Tim's

00:43:44.36
Bevo
talk about it.

00:43:45.25
Chibbs
They don't let sex offenders... They don't let sex offenders do that.

00:43:47.41
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is probably going like, has Nelly raped?

00:43:48.70
Chibbs
ah Hey! Don't let them look behind the curtain! how we do research on this podcast.

00:43:57.53
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He's like, here's what the song did. Here's the worst shit that this person did.

00:44:01.02
Chibbs
No, no, no, listen, listen, listen, listen, hear me out, hear me out.

00:44:01.24
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Moving on.

00:44:03.99
Chibbs
He was jailed and released from custody without charge. He denied all wrongdoing and his attorney said the accusation was clearly false. And on December 14, it was revealed that he would not be charged because the alleged victim declined to cooperate.

00:44:20.28
Chibbs
So he sent a standover but mad to tell them not to not to go ahead with it.

00:44:25.11
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

00:44:27.79
Chibbs
um There was a settlement involved though, so.

00:44:30.42
Mad Dog
Yeah, buy-off.

00:44:30.86
Chibbs
You know, yeah. yeah ah At the end of January 2018, Nellie again accused of sexual assault after a gig at Cliff's Pavilion in the West Cliff on the Sea, England.

00:44:32.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:44:36.43
Mad Dog
Ooh.

00:44:42.91
Chibbs
It's raping British birds as well at the end of 2017. This was an additional allegation of assault reported at the time.

00:44:48.20
Bevo
but

00:44:49.94
Chibbs
In 2019, it was reported that he had reached a settlement with the woman.

00:44:55.33
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A lot of settlements.

00:44:55.46
Chibbs
He's, this guy's Steven Seagal, like he's Steven Seagal of St. Louis.

00:45:00.41
Mad Dog
He's the black cigar.

00:45:03.16
Chibbs
Jurassic Park 2.

00:45:04.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:45:06.00
Chibbs
What was the second?

00:45:06.30
Bevo
The Lost World!

00:45:07.22
Chibbs
The Lost World!

00:45:12.45
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Yeah, settlements like

00:45:12.70
Chibbs
Yeah, damn, settlements. Yeah, anyway.

00:45:18.65
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:45:18.95
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why is you know if if there's if there's nothing there it's like there's no smoke without fire it's like there's no smoke without settlements you know

00:45:19.86
Chibbs
Oh, they dropped, is they dropped. There was a settlement.

00:45:26.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:45:27.61
Mad Dog
yeah

00:45:29.24
Chibbs
It's no smoke with us, anyone.

00:45:29.32
Mad Dog
yeah

00:45:31.07
Chibbs
It is produced by the Neptunes, ah which is Fred Williams and Chad Hugo. ah The female vocalist is Danny Stevenson, who is best known for her background vocals on this and her own single, Honk Your Horn, which featured which featured Missy Elliott.

00:45:51.50
Chibbs
And she also had a song called Yo Yo Yo, which was on the film XXX starring Vin Diesel.

00:45:51.55
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

00:45:59.72
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yeah what research have you done on the video ryan yourself because you always do it but you're conveniently still doing it

00:45:59.73
Mad Dog
okay right

00:46:01.42
Chibbs
yeah it does doesn't it yeah honk your horn uh that's a video right he made that ostrich pillow that's made him a billionaire

00:46:01.47
Mad Dog
pretty good

00:46:01.71
Bevo
Honk your horn is like children's music Yes, um okay, so Gavin ah Well, okay, I actually forgot to mention this on the pod but I've retired from doing the video summaries um But Gavin Gavin has taken over but he's not here tonight because he's made it rich and

00:46:04.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:46:17.65
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:46:28.74
Bevo
So he sent me the, um, the summary. So after all that preamble, Dan Southern hit it.

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00:46:53.25
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00:46:53.95
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00:46:56.94
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00:47:03.53
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00:47:04.25
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um I'm Gavin in this situation.

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00:47:10.30
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00:47:14.68
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I could put my microphone up to my phone.

00:47:17.66
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00:47:17.80
Bevo
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00:47:18.53
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00:47:18.82
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00:47:19.11
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Mad Dog
That.

00:47:19.66
Bevo
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00:47:25.76
Bevo
Nellie is seen walking through a park on a spring morning feeding the ducks at the local pond before heading to church. Just kidding, is it a club with lots of strippers? Did you guys hear that?

00:47:36.76
Chibbs
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00:47:37.58
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00:47:38.96
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00:47:40.42
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00:47:41.24
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00:47:41.26
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Cranked it in post. Yeah, so.

00:47:42.92
Chibbs
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00:47:44.76
Bevo
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00:47:45.29
Chibbs
Um, yeah, that was pretty much it. So I was trying to figure out the Band-Aid thing and apparently it's, um, it was a tribute to his childhood friend and fellow rapper, Lavelle Webb, AKA Citi Spud, who was serving, he was serving a prison sentence at the time and he wore it the entire time he was in prison.

00:47:58.06
Bevo
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00:48:02.71
Bevo
because

00:48:07.75
Chibbs
And when he got out of prison, he stopped wearing the Band-Aid.

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00:48:11.55
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00:48:12.06
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wait That's interesting. Because one of my kids at some point had a band-aid on their face.

00:48:14.21
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00:48:17.41
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I was like, I told him the whole story. And they looked at me like, I'm a fucking idiot.

00:48:30.11
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I'm like, this really happened, man.

00:48:33.25
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00:48:34.08
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I fully have like, he wore a band-aid and everyone did it.

00:48:35.70
Bevo
That happened to me today as well.

00:48:35.91
Chibbs
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00:48:37.20
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um for so Like, did people do it in your schools? Like, did people copy it?

00:48:40.73
Bevo
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00:48:41.88
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00:48:45.72
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00:48:45.82
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Yeah. People in my school genuinely wore band-aids on their face around the time of this.

00:48:52.45
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00:48:52.48
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00:48:53.39
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00:48:56.12
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00:48:56.33
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00:48:56.40
Mad Dog
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00:48:59.93
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:49:02.84
Chibbs
Fuck. I hope all of those people are just so ashamed of themselves every time. Aren't they like um they're lining up at the bank or something to talk to the teller and they think of that and go, Oh, they feel embarrassment now for it.

00:49:12.26
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Mad Dog
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Bevo
um

00:49:17.17
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00:49:17.33
Bevo
I, part of my job is I take some kids to school, I pick them up and take them to school. And one of these, yeah, ah really wholesome kidnapper.

00:49:23.64
Chibbs
sort of kid

00:49:27.77
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, kidnapped him for a short period of time.

00:49:28.13
Bevo
um

00:49:31.28
Bevo
i've I've made him a Spotify playlist of songs that he likes, because he likes to listen to music in the car. And heaps of the songs were the offspring, like from um like smash era, which I'm like, holy shit.

00:49:37.57
Chibbs
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00:49:41.50
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00:49:45.15
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00:49:47.14
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00:50:10.30
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00:50:12.88
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00:50:12.99
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00:50:15.10
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00:50:21.84
Chibbs
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00:50:24.89
Bevo
I do, September 11th, 2024.

00:50:27.78
Chibbs
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00:50:29.83
Mad Dog
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00:50:31.39
Bevo
How insensitive, really?

00:50:31.73
Chibbs
How dare he?

00:50:33.32
Bevo
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00:50:33.76
Chibbs
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00:50:33.90
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So what, do you say September 11th, 2011?

00:50:36.77
Bevo
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00:50:36.89
Chibbs
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00:50:39.53
Bevo
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00:50:40.90
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Hmm. Pretty coincidental date, isn't it? What happens on that date? Um, 22 years ago, eh?

00:50:46.69
Bevo
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00:50:47.71
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00:50:49.06
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00:50:51.17
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00:50:51.72
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Great tragedy.

00:50:53.15
Mad Dog
yeah

00:50:53.92
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:50:56.22
Mad Dog
Horrible.

00:51:02.55
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Damn.

00:51:05.21
Chibbs
Ah, is this on it? All right, okay, all right. Yeah, it's either first or last.

00:51:16.83
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I'm gonna go first.

00:51:16.83
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00:51:21.44
Mad Dog
I'll do first as well.

00:51:24.59
Bevo
dan you know Just say second last.

00:51:25.64
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Yeah, I'm just looking up Nelly on Spotify. Still still got million listeners a month. We had Dilemma ride with me. That's some solid hits, man.

00:51:34.96
Chibbs
Yeah, some hits in there.

00:51:35.39
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I genuinely think it's second last. I think i think he's ending with um ride with me. Yeah, I do think it's second last.

00:51:42.07
Chibbs
Genuinely. Every time it's like I'm genuine this time.

00:51:43.10
Mad Dog
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00:51:45.09
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Now sometimes I'm like, it's not going to be what I'm going to go at anyway, but I genuinely think this is a second loss.

00:51:48.42
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00:51:50.25
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I think it's going to end with ride with me.

00:51:52.55
Bevo
uh well you're wrong about that but he does play it second last so last but song last song is dilemma yeah guys pulled my pulled my arm i have to do it

00:51:56.22
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00:52:02.17
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You know the rules. I have to shove the microphone up my ass now.

00:52:04.82
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Last one's dilemma. Fuck, righto. There you go.

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I have to shove the microphone up my ass because I got it right.

00:52:08.98
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00:52:17.05
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I've got a sound for that.

00:52:19.05
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00:52:19.71
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00:52:23.91
Bevo
Can you just indulge me and just play that O like over and over again real quick?

00:52:26.36
Chibbs
Oh yeah, there you go.

00:52:33.37
Chibbs
Yeah, thanks.

00:52:34.78
Bevo
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00:52:35.05
Chibbs
The song became Nelly's first number one hit on the US Billboard 100 and in Canada peaked at number four in the UK and reached the top 10 in several other international markets. The song was the inaugural winner of the Grammy Award for Best Male Rap Solo Performance at the 45th Annual Grammys.

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That's the first time they ever did that, like the rap was 2003.

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00:52:58.35
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um And in 2008, it was ranked number 36 on VH1's 100 Greatest Songs of Hip-Hop. 36 was.

00:53:07.25
Bevo
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00:53:07.78
Chibbs
In 2014, Nelly was ranked as the fourth best-selling hip-hop artist in American music history, according to the RIAA, with 21 million albums sold in the US.

00:53:13.76
Bevo
Wow.

00:53:18.62
Chibbs
In December 2009, Billboard ranked Nelly at number three on the top artists of the Decade list for the 2000s.

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00:53:27.60
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That's quite a legacy.

00:53:28.74
Mad Dog
he went all ought yeah

00:53:29.44
Chibbs
It's quite a legacy.

00:53:30.78
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And and then um just to continue legacy, um i I have someone on, faith I don't know this person, but I have someone on Facebook who put on a Nelly tour, um like two or three years ago, of Australia.

00:53:30.96
Bevo
what's see What's he doing these days?

00:53:33.70
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:53:45.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:47.29
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And he, one of his like,

00:53:48.87
Chibbs
He went bankrupt.

00:53:50.11
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wait Well, yeah, one of his Facebook posts was just listing some shit and he goes like, um, you know, eight cars, 40 entourage 20 suitcases.

00:54:02.48
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And then the venue was like a 2000 seat venue.

00:54:05.91
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Yeah, fuck, you're not selling enough tickets.

00:54:06.05
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00:54:07.38
Bevo
20 suitcases. that That's all his shirts that he's selling.

00:54:09.25
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Yeah. He's still way up there in his mind of like, you know, and he's still got all that behind him.

00:54:11.24
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Yeah, you know you know you know so yeah you're not selling enough tickets to cover that shit.

00:54:15.38
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But I would like to see, for sure, I would like to see Nelly at the Enmore Theatre or something.

00:54:16.59
Chibbs
Promoter would lose money on that that fucking tour.

00:54:22.35
Bevo
Yeah, the suitcase.

00:54:22.94
Chibbs
Wives, wives.

00:54:24.31
Mad Dog
Wives.

00:54:24.37
Bevo
That's where he's selling all his t-shirts out of the suitcases.

00:54:24.58
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Yeah, he waves, yeah.

00:54:27.42
Chibbs
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00:54:27.64
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And he's like he finishes up, he goes, it's getting hard in here, but not hard enough to buy a t-shirt and I'm gonna be at the merch stand, come on down. Then he like leaves the stage and runs to the merch stand.

00:54:35.06
Mad Dog
oh

00:54:37.17
Chibbs
Yeah, he goes through the crowd.

00:54:38.69
Bevo
can i Can I tell you something funny?

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00:54:39.08
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00:54:39.93
Bevo
I'm just looking at his Wikipedia article because I wanted to see what he's up to. And is um he's got an artistry column, but it's not as big as he's feud with Chingy column.

00:54:47.27
Chibbs
Right.

00:54:49.99
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Oh, Chingy!

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00:54:53.86
Bevo
Chingy feud is four paragraphs long and it's longer than any other thing.

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What did Chingy do? What did Chingy do again? Like, uh, um, right, right there or whatever.

00:55:01.35
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What was the beef?

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00:55:02.92
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00:55:05.68
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00:55:05.95
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00:55:08.93
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00:55:12.43
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00:55:12.56
Chibbs
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00:55:29.97
Bevo
I'm learning slowly.

00:55:30.50
Chibbs
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00:55:32.91
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00:55:38.79
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I just reckon it's a lot of aggression that covers up the fact that there's not actual lyrics in it.

00:55:39.20
Bevo
I think it is.

00:55:45.11
Chibbs
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00:55:46.84
Bevo
but just but Play for me one more time.

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Cash flow vibes.

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00:56:02.16
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00:56:02.20
Bevo
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00:56:09.14
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00:56:09.74
Bevo
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00:56:09.81
Mad Dog
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00:56:10.56
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00:56:10.70
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That's a, that's a, um, hold me close to Tony Danza moment right there. Like that's what you think you hear.

00:56:14.06
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There you go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:16.23
Bevo
Cause I originally thought it was bills a way down, like, you know, pay into, yeah, electricity's pretty cheap.

00:56:22.71
Chibbs
but We're doing all right at the moment. What do you think Nellie's worth in 2025, Bebo?

00:56:29.99
Bevo
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00:56:33.07
Chibbs
Southern?

00:56:34.41
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00:56:35.92
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Dog?

00:56:37.51
Mad Dog
Oh fuck. um I thought he's done a lot better. I thought he could at least have a look at bull eye.

00:56:45.04
Chibbs
yeah Okay, yeah, yeah.

00:56:46.49
Mad Dog
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00:56:51.01
Bevo
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00:56:51.54
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00:56:54.51
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00:56:58.53
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00:57:01.24
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00:57:02.82
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00:57:03.49
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00:57:03.61
Mad Dog
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00:57:04.40
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00:57:04.79
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What too shabby is it?

00:57:05.94
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00:57:05.97
Bevo
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00:57:09.07
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00:57:10.89
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He can forget about th Thrill.

00:57:22.64
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All right, it's too fucking hot. So let's just rate it. 10 is lava. One is just, I don't know, 22 degree, 23 degree day.

00:57:31.78
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00:57:32.32
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00:57:34.31
Mad Dog
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00:57:37.05
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So that should be the flames of Mordor.

00:57:37.40
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00:57:40.73
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The flames of Mordor, the Hobbit village.

00:57:40.90
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Mortal. Mortal. Okay. One.

00:57:45.93
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Yeah. Okay. All right.

00:57:46.79
Bevo
I'm gonna keep my clothes on.

00:57:48.46
Chibbs
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00:57:48.47
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00:57:51.01
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00:57:51.08
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00:57:55.20
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00:57:55.28
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00:57:56.59
Bevo
I am getting so hot I'm gonna turn the air on.

00:58:01.60
Chibbs
Is that the eye of Sauron?

00:58:09.85
Chibbs
but um 10U would rather die than ever hear it again. One. You love it. And it's going to be in your Spotify wraps. What do you give it out of 10, doggy?

00:58:20.99
Mad Dog
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't mind it. um I reckon it's a three.

00:58:28.12
Chibbs
hot in her ah bevo yeah don't you can't let that taint you the thing what's the experience that you had when you listened to it this week yeah yeah yeah ah i had almost the same thing yeah

00:58:29.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:31.77
Bevo
This is another one of those ones that when I was in high school, the people I didn't like love this song. No, well, that's ah like, I've come around to it again. I listened to it in the car today and I've, it prompted me to see if my EQ settings were wrong.

00:58:50.45
Bevo
and

00:58:54.72
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00:58:56.14
Bevo
If that tells you enough that, um,

00:58:57.54
Chibbs
yeah

00:58:57.99
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Wait, are your EQ settings flat? Are they just flat?

00:59:00.95
Bevo
Neutral. Yeah. Yeah.

00:59:02.11
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00:59:02.15
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

00:59:02.91
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So noing and did you have to set it to like rock or like vocal?

00:59:03.01
Bevo
But I did find a new setting that like it says VIP for my driver's side seats.

00:59:06.94
Chibbs
Nelly. Nelly setting.

00:59:09.04
Bevo
um

00:59:12.73
Chibbs
Nah, you just type a bandaid on the speaker. it Sounds different.

00:59:16.20
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00:59:17.27
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00:59:17.67
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Yeah.

00:59:18.20
Bevo
Yeah, um like the the backing track is real weak source, hey. And it it just goes on and on and on and doesn't really change.

00:59:28.43
Chibbs
Oh.

00:59:28.75
Bevo
So like like ah in my head it was better. I'll say that. ah So because of that, i'm goingnna it sounds like a preset on a fucking keyboard.

00:59:41.08
Bevo
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00:59:41.43
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00:59:42.79
Chibbs
Probably is.

00:59:45.00
Bevo
It's a seven out of 10.

00:59:46.19
Chibbs
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00:59:46.75
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Yeah.

00:59:49.33
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