That’s So True - Gracie Abrams

Imagine you’re standing in a hallway that exists outside of time, where every door leads to a different parallel universe of past relationships—but only the ones where the emotional debris still lingers like a half-written text. You’re both the observer and the participant, reliving a moment that simultaneously happened, is happening, and never happened at all.

The song is a mirror disguised as a memory, but it’s also a conversation you never actually had—except in your own head, where it loops indefinitely like a scratched vinyl. Every lyric is a paradox: you were right, but you were also wrong; you’re over it, but also drowning in it; you’ve moved on, but you can’t stop looking back.

It’s nostalgia weaponized. It’s the feeling of scrolling through old messages but through a telescope, not a phone screen, distorting the words until they sound like a prophecy you ignored. The chorus is a confession, but instead of being spoken, it’s written in invisible ink on the inside of your eyelids, only visible when you close your eyes.

By the end, you realize: the song didn’t end. It just folded itself into another version of you who’s still thinking about it.

In short: Gracie Abrams wrote a song that functions like a time-traveling emotional glitch, and somehow, it just makes sense.

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Transcript

01:52.37
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast where we talk about songs so bad, they make you want to break into Fort Knox and melt down all the gold into a shape of a huge cock and balls.

02:05.50
Mad Dog
That'd be fucking mad.

02:05.59
gav
I want to do that anyway.

02:06.70
Bevo
Yep, I don't see any problem with that.

02:08.37
gav
Yeah, all of that sounds good.

02:09.00
Chibbs
It's still the same amount of gold.

02:10.54
Mad Dog
Same amount gold, just more...

02:13.72
Bevo
Phallic.

02:18.13
Chibbs
Speaking of phalluses, we are doing That's So True by Gracie Abrams.

02:24.75
Mad Dog
Phallic. That's an adjective.

02:29.57
Chibbs
Has this got a song?

02:31.17
gav
You're going to queue it up?

02:31.63
Bevo
you know the opposite of phallic is ionic?

02:33.17
gav
You're going to queue it up?

02:33.25
Chibbs
Oh, I pressed the button.

02:33.73
Bevo
There's a fact for you. That's all right.

02:35.94
gav
We're all pressing buttons.

02:36.14
Bevo
I'll keep talking about it.

02:36.91
Mad Dog
Is it there?

02:37.01
gav
Yonick. So that's the that's the antonym to phallic, is it?

02:38.44
Bevo
Ionic is the opposite of, yeah, if it's vagina shaped.

02:40.85
gav
That's cool.

02:42.29
Bevo
Ionic.

02:42.51
gav
I like that.

02:42.60
Chibbs
Uh...

02:43.74
gav
Yonick the hedgehog.

02:44.13
Bevo
Hmm.

02:46.74
Mad Dog
Yonic.

02:48.31
gav
ah That's a shirt. That's a fucking shirt.

02:50.63
Chibbs
Oh, here we

02:52.06
Mad Dog
Yonic and Tails.

03:03.16
gav
You've got a live version again.

03:07.24
Chibbs
Is it?

03:08.11
gav
This, yeah, for sure.

03:08.78
Bevo
Yeah.

03:08.93
Mad Dog
Nah.

03:09.84
Bevo
Yeah.

03:09.89
gav
ah hundred percent

03:10.30
Bevo
Nah, it is.

03:10.75
Mad Dog
Nah.

03:12.12
Bevo
Yeah.

03:12.39
Chibbs
I just don't think she's very good.

03:14.54
Mad Dog
There's no way.

03:15.38
gav
No, this is this is straight up You, the metaphorical you.

03:16.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:16.24
Bevo
they beyond the kid

03:17.92
Chibbs
Oh, fuck. Okay. Sorry. I just assumed she was terrible.

03:18.93
Bevo
That's all right. That'll do. You know what it sounds like.

03:21.56
Chibbs
I don't know this song. I don't know who she is.

03:23.20
Bevo
Not you. You, you the listener. is

03:25.23
Chibbs
i think, I think,

03:29.06
Chibbs
I, I, am I, when i i listened to it, I'm like, i I have heard this.

03:29.06
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Hypothetical you.

03:33.03
gav
Strodinger's listeners.

03:36.04
Chibbs
I just thought it was at least four other people than this person. Like, yeah.

03:40.70
Bevo
Totally. Yeah. Yeah.

03:41.64
gav
It's funny because it's it sounds to me like um like a B-side off and like maybe an earlier Taylor Swift record when she started like...

03:41.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:41.72
Bevo
Yeah. I did too.

03:48.98
Chibbs
Yeah. ah

03:50.23
Bevo
It's like Albie Taylor Swift.

03:51.79
gav
And then and then I found out she was headlining...

03:52.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:53.79
gav
ah Sorry, fucking opening slot for the end of the Errors tour, I think it was.

03:57.96
Chibbs
Oh, really? but mean Yeah, that makes sense. ah Yeah, I was like, is this just because...

04:02.14
gav
And I was like, fuck, imagine seeing Gracie Abrams. And then after her Taylor Swift, you'd be like, fuck, he just double double dipping.

04:04.40
Chibbs
It's all the same. i i Yeah, I thought it was like they'd AI'd Taylor Swift because she can't release an album every six months.

04:16.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:19.21
Bevo
That's funny.

04:19.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:20.10
Bevo
Can I, I don't know anything about her either, but I'm going to make a guess at the top of the pod.

04:21.39
Chibbs
No. Hmm.

04:25.14
Bevo
Nepo baby.

04:25.99
Chibbs
Yeah, I mean...

04:26.19
gav
Oh, um okay.

04:26.35
Mad Dog
Yeah, well,

04:26.72
Chibbs
Yeah, it is. It

04:28.48
gav
Can I tell you, can I tell you just straight off from that guess, um you're absolutely correct.

04:32.61
Mad Dog
there's no lyrics.

04:35.60
gav
And yes, yes.

04:35.95
Bevo
Yep. JJ Abrams's daughter. Surely. Oh, really?

04:40.39
Chibbs
really is.

04:41.32
Bevo
no shit.

04:41.84
gav
yeah Did you not, are you fucking with me or did you not know that?

04:42.05
Chibbs
it really is

04:44.70
Bevo
No, no. I just took a guess.

04:46.16
Chibbs
No, it is.

04:46.31
gav
Um,

04:46.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. She's, she's, she's,

04:48.12
Bevo
Oh, yeah, right.

04:50.00
Mad Dog
Okay.

04:50.06
gav
So, yeah, it's JJ Abrams' daughter.

04:52.63
Bevo
JJ, you're a bit fucking ruined Star Wars.

04:52.89
gav
So, literally the fucking nepoest of musician babies. Yeah. um

04:57.23
Mad Dog
yeah We're in Nepo town.

04:57.87
Chibbs
yeah, yeah.

04:57.95
gav
So, I once read online somewhere, someone said something, I wish I could remember the wording because it was poignant. It was great. But it was something like, if your parents have blue winks blue links on Wikipedia, then you're a wanker.

05:12.62
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

05:13.87
gav
Or something like that. And so just then I opened it up.

05:16.11
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

05:16.36
Bevo
Yeah.

05:17.51
gav
As soon you said, no, baby, I looked across and I looked and it's relative. She's got like, um JJ Abrams is her father. Gerald W. Abrams, who's a film producer, um is her grandfather.

05:29.64
gav
And Carol Ann Abrams is also a producer. and That's her grandfather.

05:32.43
Chibbs
It's multi-generational nepotism.

05:33.83
gav
She's got three three lots of blue link Wikipedia.

05:34.21
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:35.93
Mad Dog
So there's a trust fund.

05:38.03
gav
Yeah.

05:39.62
Bevo
Old money.

05:40.27
gav
Yeah.

05:40.37
Mad Dog
There's a trust fund.

05:40.42
Chibbs
Well, yeah, I mean, yeah, you can you can pay to get on a lot of tours.

05:41.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:45.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:45.56
gav
yeah

05:45.70
Chibbs
Yeah, that that's for sure.

05:46.91
gav
Yeah. I can't believe you just fucking accidentally sniped JJ Abrams in that.

05:52.07
Bevo
Who are the Abrams?

05:52.97
Mad Dog
it

05:53.26
Chibbs
There's no other Abrams.

05:54.68
gav
There's no other Abrams.

05:54.86
Chibbs
Georgia.

05:56.03
Mad Dog
There's a lot of Abrams, but...

05:57.52
gav
Still, that was funny.

05:58.56
Chibbs
well

05:59.38
Bevo
ja Jar Jar Abrams is what they used to call him.

06:02.71
Chibbs
so george ah

06:04.59
Mad Dog
George R.

06:05.79
Chibbs
but

06:06.34
Mad Dog
Abrams.

06:06.83
Chibbs
ah ah

06:09.28
gav
How good's the, every every single time one of us messages the chat and Jar Jar's face pops up, I like i reckon I laugh at that every day.

06:13.75
Chibbs
odd sight

06:17.12
Mad Dog
Oh, it's the gift that keeps

06:18.35
Chibbs
George R. Binks shooting himself. That lives in my head. Rent free.

06:22.08
gav
It's so fucking good.

06:22.52
Chibbs
Gavin here.

06:22.84
Mad Dog
No.

06:23.46
Chibbs
Trusty ah

06:24.40
gav
So fucking good.

06:25.82
Mad Dog
Jorge Abrams.

06:27.82
Chibbs
beverage. A mad dog. ah gavin is he

06:31.82
gav
Yes, how we doing?

06:32.80
Chibbs
trusty beveridge

06:34.38
Bevo
It's me.

06:34.53
Chibbs
and mad though

06:35.58
Mad Dog
a

06:37.25
Chibbs
And Dan Southern is not here. He's as rich as a Nazi now.

06:39.76
gav
Oh.

06:43.57
Mad Dog
Oh, yes.

06:44.83
gav
What's he invented this time?

06:44.86
Chibbs
yeah

06:45.91
gav
Has he got a new invention?

06:46.71
Chibbs
Another invention. You got it Gav.

06:48.24
gav
God, dis you can't stop him.

06:49.83
Chibbs
You can't stop him. when You're on good thing.

06:50.89
gav
He's the Thomas Edison of our age.

06:52.04
Chibbs
Yeah, you're on to a good thing.

06:52.73
Mad Dog
He's an ideas man.

06:54.11
Chibbs
He's the Nicholas Tesler. He's going to marry a pigeon and die alone.

06:58.35
gav
I mean, I always saw that for him, to be honest.

07:00.22
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. He invented the butter stick.

07:05.41
Mad Dog
Oh, okay.

07:06.10
Chibbs
Yeah, now we've all heard of sticks of butter, but that's not what it is.

07:06.84
gav
Like a...

07:11.78
Chibbs
It's a but it's a it's butter, that but it's packaged like a glue stick.

07:17.02
Bevo
ah

07:20.91
Chibbs
And you can wind you wind it up and then like glue stick it onto the bread.

07:21.31
Bevo
yeah old year

07:25.40
gav
You wind it up and then like glue, you eat it.

07:30.49
Bevo
Can I tell her a quickly quick funny story about glue? i don't know if it's funny, actually.

07:33.19
Chibbs
I would like to hear a funny story about glue.

07:33.82
Bevo
It's funny to me.

07:34.51
gav
Hit me with all your glue stories, Bevo.

07:35.50
Chibbs
yeah

07:36.21
Bevo
Back in year seven, we had to do like a,

07:36.43
gav
I assume you've got 60.

07:36.44
Mad Dog
it's ah It's a genius idea.

07:37.22
Chibbs
yeah I don't want to talk about this song.

07:40.18
gav
ah but Yeah, just talk about glue for the next half hour.

07:42.94
Bevo
Back in year seven, we had to do a project, which was like a poster. And I was set up with a guy who, ah bit like a human personification of Eric Cartman. and

07:52.70
gav
ah

07:53.92
Bevo
And um I think he made me do all the work and I i glued all the stuff down, but I used clag glue.

07:58.57
Chibbs
a

07:58.83
gav
Oh my God.

07:59.69
Chibbs
Did you overclag?

07:59.69
Bevo
do remember itlag you

08:00.52
gav
I remember clag with like a little clag pot, the clag pot with a little brush lid.

08:01.17
Mad Dog
Like a loser.

08:01.22
Chibbs
Did you overclag it? Yeah.

08:04.21
Bevo
ah very yeah, yeah.

08:04.39
Mad Dog
Like a loser.

08:04.93
Bevo
yeah Yeah, I very much over clagged the poster and he, the way he was like clag, clag.

08:12.37
Mad Dog
You fucking clagged that?

08:14.42
Bevo
Yeah. Just to this day still sticks in my mind.

08:17.06
Chibbs
There wasn't other glues available.

08:20.38
gav
that is

08:20.71
Mad Dog
Why did he have such an aversion to clag?

08:21.73
gav
excellent

08:24.35
Bevo
it was still coagulating. but

08:29.97
gav
To be honest,

08:30.39
Mad Dog
what Was this Daptoe High School?

08:31.48
gav
um

08:33.28
Bevo
Oh yeah, absolutely.

08:33.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.

08:33.77
gav
I remember arm remember ah um was probably a few streets away in Dapdo Primary School eating clag glue out of the pot.

08:39.16
Chibbs
It is wild.

08:39.38
gav
um

08:40.84
Chibbs
Just think think of how the amount the amount of clag glue that must get made to fill those fucking pots up everywhere.

08:41.86
Bevo
corn-based, I think.

08:42.46
gav
Yeah, it's cornstarch, I think.

08:48.04
Bevo
Just the word clag is really funny.

08:49.51
gav
Clag?

08:50.59
Chibbs
Must just be steel drums of clag getting Yeah.

08:50.65
gav
You're going to clag?

08:50.72
Mad Dog
See, there's

08:53.78
gav
It definitely is like if you if you get if you get constipated, you're a bit clagged up.

08:53.82
Bevo
Clag.

08:58.21
Mad Dog
say there's me and Chibsy 15 minutes down the road in Minamara, not even imagining eating that shit.

08:58.22
Chibbs
but yeah

08:58.47
gav
That's like

08:58.60
Bevo
Yeah,

09:04.29
gav
Oh, sorry.

09:04.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:05.68
Bevo
Yeah.

09:08.97
Mad Dog
yeah

09:09.30
gav
yeah

09:10.22
Mad Dog
That you peasants.

09:10.58
Bevo
It's you who stick or nothing for us.

09:11.11
gav
we we ate We ate craft glue.

09:12.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:14.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

09:16.07
Bevo
It was Loctite for us.

09:16.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:16.76
gav
We sniffed model airplane glue in Climber Downs.

09:19.97
Chibbs
Do you reckon the brushes the brushes on those clag pots, hey were they pre-shit?

09:20.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:20.80
gav
Locked. We're delicious.

09:25.83
Chibbs
Do you reckon they came already like fucking frayed and ripped so and at a 90 degree angle?

09:28.34
gav
At the factory? The quality control at the factory, they...

09:30.20
Bevo
Frayed. Split ends. Do

09:34.11
gav
The quality control the factory was taking the clag glue paintbrush and smashing it into the table repeatedly.

09:34.16
Mad Dog
yeah

09:34.47
Chibbs
but

09:34.74
Mad Dog
and

09:37.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:38.18
Bevo
you think Clagg?

09:39.36
Chibbs
Just jamming into the table then went, one's good to go.

09:41.04
gav
Just fuck.

09:43.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:43.86
gav
This one. so

09:47.19
Bevo
way um we We have a lot of American listeners. You reckon Clagg universal?

09:51.10
Chibbs
I don't know.

09:51.36
gav
Oh, it can't be. It can't be.

09:53.38
Mad Dog
I'm going to Google it right now

09:53.56
Chibbs
Yeah,

09:55.49
gav
Although I reckon ah reckon if there is the American version of clag glue, they definitely add sugar to it.

09:55.68
Mad Dog
What do the Yanks call

10:00.64
Chibbs
yeah yeah, yeah, for sure.

10:02.51
gav
The American kids are definitely getting fatter off the clag glue that they eat.

10:05.35
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

10:06.51
Bevo
All

10:07.05
Chibbs
ah It's probably toxic.

10:11.30
Bevo
right, let's talk about Grey J.

10:12.38
Chibbs
Okay.

10:12.46
Bevo
Abrams.

10:12.73
gav
Do we have to?

10:12.98
Chibbs
verse Verse one. Here we I could go and read your mind.

10:20.44
Bevo
Right, Yoda.

10:20.99
gav
a great opener, actually.

10:23.78
Bevo
He's a star.

10:23.91
Chibbs
ah it's all right

10:25.53
Mad Dog
Read your mind, i will

10:27.32
Chibbs
It's already...

10:27.92
Bevo
He's also lost.

10:32.91
gav
Jesus fuck.

10:33.21
Chibbs
like that it's starting off in a supernatural world. the like

10:36.98
gav
Ha ha ha. Ha ha. Ha ha.

10:39.53
Chibbs
She's a universe builder like a dad. It's...

10:45.75
Chibbs
All right.

10:46.66
Bevo
but they lost

10:47.07
Chibbs
Yeah, i wonder if there's others involved. I could go and read your mind. Think about your dumb face all the time. Living in your glass house.

10:58.94
Chibbs
I'm outside. Ah! Looking into big blue eyes. Did it just hurt me? Make me cry? Smiling through it all. Yeah, that's my life.

11:10.73
Mad Dog
Good lord.

11:11.26
Bevo
Thinking about your dumb face. Whose dumb face do you think about when you think about her thinking about someone's dumb face?

11:14.88
Chibbs
ah Helen Keller.

11:19.27
Bevo
I think about ah Patrick from SpongeBob.

11:21.51
gav
but

11:21.82
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha ha! ah

11:24.07
gav
I'm sorry, Chibs. That Helen Keller joke didn't get the laugh it deserved. I was reading i was reading the lyrics back and i my brain was just like, file that one, come back to it. Because that was a fucking good joke.

11:34.41
gav
It did not did not get the laugh it deserved.

11:34.68
Chibbs
Deaf, dumb and blind.

11:37.43
gav
I'm sorry.

11:37.92
Bevo
Have you heard there's a new movement that Helen Keller didn't exist?

11:40.93
Chibbs
What?

11:40.93
gav
ah

11:41.24
Chibbs
There's a thing that Helen Keller didn't exist.

11:43.40
Bevo
Yeah.

11:43.92
gav
um

11:44.00
Bevo
it's

11:44.46
gav
i mean, to her, she basically didn't.

11:47.00
Chibbs
Who?

11:47.43
Bevo
True.

11:48.58
gav
To Helen Keller, Helen Keller barely existed.

11:51.44
Chibbs
Oh, that's true, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It would have been confusing for her.

11:54.92
gav
Fucking oath.

11:54.93
Mad Dog
ah Okay.

11:55.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:55.95
Mad Dog
Can I just draw attention to living in a glass house and someone just fucking stalking around outside?

11:56.02
Chibbs
Yeah,

12:03.41
Chibbs
it's like The Strangers or something. Something far like

12:05.75
Mad Dog
so

12:06.59
Bevo
Yeah.

12:06.91
gav
Yeah, that's kind of hot. I like that.

12:08.55
Bevo
The line is living in your glass house. I'm outside. Yeah. Yeah, I know. Yeah.

12:11.87
Chibbs
that. Yeah.

12:12.66
gav
yeah

12:12.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:14.05
gav
Yeah, you don't have to text me. um Yeah, don't know.

12:17.68
Mad Dog
I can see you.

12:17.95
gav
I feel like this is... We're venturing into like voyeur exhibitionist territory. Like imagine... I'm guessing he's got to be surely so exhibiting some exhibition kinks if he's living intentionally inside a glass house.

12:29.90
Mad Dog
ice he has it He has an erection.

12:30.75
Chibbs
So you think he just...

12:30.98
gav
He wants to be seen.

12:32.89
Chibbs
He has a complete glass house and he just jacks off in it

12:33.22
gav
He's on parade here.

12:34.76
Mad Dog
yeah

12:36.36
Chibbs
That

12:36.41
gav
Yeah. And yeah, yeah. He's standing at his front, i was going to window, but I guess front wall, which is a window.

12:42.03
Chibbs
but wall is a window.

12:42.31
gav
Neighbors are walking past and he's just like furiously, furiously.

12:42.95
Mad Dog
wonder

12:43.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:43.83
Mad Dog
they There are no walls. They're all windows.

12:47.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:47.37
gav
They're all windows.

12:47.74
Mad Dog
And now he has an erection.

12:48.17
gav
He's standing. ha

12:50.39
Chibbs
That was the pitch to the architect. but

12:52.79
gav
ha. Ha ha ha.

12:53.73
Chibbs
Wherever you think a wall should be, make it a window.

12:54.07
gav
Ha

12:56.82
Mad Dog
yeah

12:58.33
gav
ha ha.

12:58.37
Chibbs
It's like, that's not structurally sound.

12:58.81
gav
Ha ha ha.

13:00.25
Chibbs
I said, do it.

13:00.33
Mad Dog
m

13:02.51
gav
Ha ha ha.

13:02.64
Mad Dog
i I want to have a permanent erection.

13:07.89
Bevo
Imagine it in the glass house if the sun shone on the house. It'd just be like a big magnifying glass.

13:14.22
gav
He wakes up and his erection is just being roasted by the tiny pinprick of light that's found it.

13:17.27
Bevo
Everything would just burn.

13:17.99
Chibbs
ah

13:19.28
Bevo
Yeah.

13:19.69
Mad Dog
um

13:19.73
Chibbs
It's that little that little bit of smoke that just starts to rise off the the leaf.

13:20.16
Bevo
Yeah.

13:23.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:23.98
gav
Wafting up off of off of his shaft.

13:24.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:25.78
gav
Yeah.

13:26.33
Mad Dog
yeah

13:26.77
Chibbs
This...

13:26.85
Mad Dog
There's a giant ant carving their initials into his cock with like the magnifying dots.

13:30.76
Chibbs
but

13:31.17
gav
ah ah

13:35.86
Chibbs
This whole did did it just hurt me, make me cry, smiling through it all, yeah I was just talking to one of the guys at work about there's something funny about hurting yourself when you're by yourself.

13:36.32
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah

13:53.63
gav
Oh, yeah.

13:53.86
Chibbs
And...

13:54.77
gav
A hundred percent.

13:55.61
Chibbs
Like we were saying how like, you know, a lot of the times we're working by ourselves, you'd be offloading one of the vans or a truck and you'll go past and just shin yourself on the tow bar and you're like, and you just got to be like, and then like, just keep working.

14:06.93
Bevo
if

14:08.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:12.72
Chibbs
Cause like, there's nothing like, there's no one else there to give you any sympathy, empathy, anything.

14:12.79
Mad Dog
Suck it up. Yeah.

14:18.63
Chibbs
You just go, yeah.

14:19.04
gav
ah See, I feel like I'm the opposite. if i If I hurt myself badly around people, I'm like, like don't draw attention to it. If I'm on my own and I shin myself on a toe ball, it is like the most fluent stream of swearing you've ever fucking heard in your life.

14:29.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:34.39
Bevo
Thank you.

14:38.42
Chibbs
I swear a lot when I do it, but there is just something funny about, like, the but just...

14:38.49
Mad Dog
Oh

14:38.50
gav
it is It's poetry. Yeah.

14:45.63
Mad Dog
um

14:45.78
Chibbs
it now If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around...

14:49.58
gav
yeah yeah

14:51.12
Mad Dog
I almost cut my fucking pinky finger off trying to sharpen a ah knife the other day.

14:54.23
gav
What?

14:58.54
Chibbs
one of his killing knives.

15:00.31
Mad Dog
and this is, it was clearly a stitches job, but but because I was on my own, I just like folded the flap of skin back over and just fucking just taped it the fuck up.

15:09.89
gav
who

15:16.41
Mad Dog
And like, if someone else was around, I'd be going to the hospital.

15:20.83
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

15:22.04
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

15:22.06
Mad Dog
that I'm just like, i I have no time for this.

15:22.19
gav
yeah

15:22.40
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

15:22.92
gav
a

15:26.41
Chibbs
Nah.

15:26.77
Mad Dog
And maybe,

15:27.80
Chibbs
No one can make me. No one can make me go.

15:29.93
gav
So a mate of mine...

15:30.75
Mad Dog
maybe I'd had a couple of beers. I can't drive to the hospital.

15:33.88
gav
but yeah

15:33.88
Mad Dog
Like,

15:35.41
gav
mate of mine was... um ah Just walked out of his back, like door onto his veranda, picked up his glass bong and ripped it and then went to like... last Last one of the night, he was stoned as a cricket, went to pour it out on the grass.

15:50.39
gav
And as he turned around to come back up, I think he tripped on the step and fell with the glass bong in his hand.

15:54.64
Mad Dog
Oh.

15:55.57
gav
And he and he's landed on his hands, smashed the bong into his hand, basically.

15:56.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:56.25
Mad Dog
Oh.

15:58.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:01.34
gav
And he cut so deep that he like got tendons.

16:05.92
Chibbs
oh

16:06.17
Mad Dog
Oh.

16:06.32
gav
And he had to like, he had to, he texted his missus and was like, Hey, I've done a bit of a, bit of a boo boo.

16:13.82
Mad Dog
Hey,

16:15.22
gav
And he had to like, so he was on his own, but he was like, this is, this has reached a level of urgency that I need to address.

16:23.32
Mad Dog
I'm on air.

16:25.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:25.28
gav
And so he ended up having to like, and she thought he was taking the piss and he had to end up calling her be like, I'm not fucking joking. I'm bleeding out. Like I'm bleeding a lot. Like my hands fucked and she had to like come home from wherever she was and pick him up and take him to hospital.

16:38.95
gav
And he had like massive cuts or like deep, deep glass in his hands.

16:42.03
Chibbs
Oh, that's

16:44.48
gav
And he, I think he told her it was just from a glass.

16:44.62
Mad Dog
Fuck.

16:46.72
gav
And then like, when he saw me, he was like, Oh yeah, it was my bomb.

16:51.30
Chibbs
Greg Bird was over and was just passing him a glass of wine. Ended then up with glass also.

16:55.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:55.98
gav
but

16:58.41
Chibbs
ah

16:58.57
Mad Dog
Greg.

16:59.51
Chibbs
Greg Bird. Pre-chorus. You're an idiot. Now I'm sure. now I'm positive. i should go and warn her.

17:09.75
Mad Dog
What?

17:10.45
Bevo
Oh, okay.

17:11.66
gav
who Oh, yeah, this is intriguing.

17:11.76
Bevo
Mystery.

17:12.64
Mad Dog
hey Someone else enters.

17:14.78
Bevo
Warn her.

17:15.77
gav
I wonder if... I'm starting to...

17:17.02
Bevo
The call is coming from inside the house.

17:18.83
Chibbs
yeah

17:19.59
gav
Inside the glass house. I'm starting to wonder if he knows who she is at all because she seems to be intimately ah aware of him because of the stalking aspect.

17:22.32
Bevo
yes

17:29.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:29.99
gav
and Now he's yeah she's going to warn a different girl about him. So he's got a girlfriend and it's not Gracie Abrams, but she's just like

17:35.45
Chibbs
He's got a girlfriend. No, but Gracie Abrams hangs outside his glass house watching him jack off.

17:40.15
gav
And psychologically stalks him.

17:41.38
Mad Dog
yeah

17:41.67
gav
Yeah, she can read his mind.

17:42.29
Mad Dog
She's out in the wooded area looking in to the...

17:45.04
Chibbs
Watching him and then going, this guy's an idiot.

17:45.25
gav
Yeah. a

17:49.60
Chibbs
I'm going to go warn...

17:52.25
Mad Dog
Warn the other female in this situation.

17:54.56
Chibbs
what are you also What warning are you giving here? It's like, I've got something I really need to tell you. I think he might be stupid. could he have done?

18:02.40
Bevo
ah

18:03.37
gav
ah ah

18:03.61
Chibbs
What

18:03.82
Bevo
I like, yeah. It's also say like now I'm sure implying that she had a suspicion he's an idiot and something's happened where he's just gone.

18:08.02
Chibbs
could he have done in there?

18:09.09
Mad Dog
know.

18:11.44
Chibbs
what would it what could he have what could he have done

18:11.57
gav
To be fair, I've i've i've got a suspicion that a lot of people are idiots.

18:12.25
Mad Dog
Okay.

18:14.92
Bevo
so

18:15.12
Chibbs
well

18:15.68
Bevo
I'm trying to think.

18:15.74
gav
Ha ha ha ha

18:15.89
Chibbs
ah could he that

18:17.07
Mad Dog
He failed the spelling test. He's got a low IQ.

18:19.40
Chibbs
I think he got up from the couch and put the remote in the fridge and then took out something else.

18:19.92
gav
ha

18:25.88
Bevo
but Yeah, yeah. yeah

18:26.62
Chibbs
Like, I knew it!

18:26.82
gav
yeah yeah yeah

18:29.26
Bevo
I was going to say, he's he's got a like a pizza box and he's trying to put it in the fridge, but like vertically.

18:32.24
Chibbs
yeah

18:34.76
Chibbs
kind Can't get it to fit.

18:36.49
gav
yeah

18:37.57
Mad Dog
you know What an imbecile.

18:40.10
Chibbs
That's it, I'm telling everyone!

18:42.71
gav
Can I tell you something I did recently?

18:43.27
Bevo
I thought he was an idiot.

18:43.70
Chibbs
I knew he'd slip up!

18:44.38
Bevo
Yeah, I'm sure.

18:45.45
Mad Dog
I need to warn someone about this.

18:45.74
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

18:46.04
gav
I did something recently.

18:51.66
gav
i um I recently had a piece of paper and there was like a picture on it and I wanted to see the picture better and I reached out and like did that to the paper. Like you can't, it's hard to describe what I'm doing, but i pinched I pinched and moved my fingers outwards from the center on the piece of paper like I was zooming in on a phone screen and I did it and then I just kind of stopped and just, oh, I think I was in front of one other person and I just kind of had to sit down and take a moment and be like,

19:07.00
Bevo
I tried to zoom in, tried to zoom in a piece of paper.

19:07.89
Chibbs
Oh, no.

19:12.37
Chibbs
In front of everyone?

19:18.87
gav
i i like i like to think I like to think I'm not a complete fucking idiot, but then I do something like that and I'm like, I had to just sit down and be like, take a moment and consider you might actually just be a huge fucking idiot.

19:20.55
Chibbs
to get some air.

19:24.11
Chibbs
yeah

19:32.47
gav
Like I had to really spend some time with it.

19:35.76
Mad Dog
Hmm.

19:35.94
gav
um So I'm assuming if she was watching that, she she'd be like, going to go out and have to warn Gavin's business that he's a fucking idiot. idiot

19:44.97
Chibbs
Yeah. um ah It gets to a chorus and it says... Oh, bet you're thinking she's so cool.

19:56.92
Chibbs
Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room. Wait, I think I've been there too. o

20:07.08
Bevo
Oh, back to the future.

20:08.72
gav
And that's the chorus?

20:09.92
Chibbs
That was the chorus. it wasn

20:11.92
gav
Fuck.

20:12.88
Chibbs
How was that the chorus? This is just like a running lot of words. Like,

20:18.81
gav
Yeah, this is... Fuck. Fuck.

20:20.07
Bevo
No, it's like J.J. Abrams fucking mystery boxes.

20:22.06
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

20:22.51
gav
yeah ah

20:22.92
Chibbs
It is. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

20:23.56
Bevo
if

20:24.56
gav
ah

20:25.01
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. What's the hatch?

20:30.49
Bevo
He's like, don't know.

20:30.83
Chibbs
yeah It's just like, i'd like that it got to the end of Lost and it's like, so what was the hatch about?

20:36.73
Bevo
yes

20:37.99
Chibbs
It's like, ah, don't worry about the hatch. Yeah.

20:39.98
Bevo
Nah, don't know.

20:40.15
gav
and don't Don't think too much about the

20:42.26
Chibbs
yeah

20:42.83
Bevo
Star Wars. Somehow Palpatine returned. Somehow.

20:47.83
Chibbs
ah Okay, so she's run off to tell someone and then...

20:51.70
Bevo
Kicking.

20:54.97
Chibbs
ah So who's she talking to Yeah.

20:59.05
gav
When in the chorus you mean?

20:59.79
Bevo
I'm so confused.

21:01.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:01.61
gav
bet you're thinking she's so cool. Yeah, fuck. Who is thinking she's so cool? Making eyes across the room.

21:06.98
Bevo
Okay, yeah well, here's the weird thing. It's like the first verse implies that she's talking about the person, the idiot.

21:12.55
Chibbs
Wait, is it a woman in the glass house? It's not a man?

21:19.42
gav
ah Possibly? That's

21:23.37
Bevo
Maybe we're the idiots. No.

21:25.16
gav
we conclude.

21:28.76
Mad Dog
Fuck, you just blew my mind.

21:32.60
Chibbs
ah We're going to stop the podcast forever now.

21:39.26
Chibbs
hey

21:39.93
gav
and that's how we conclude

21:42.24
Chibbs
And that's how we really thought we were onto a good thing, but it's...

21:46.46
Mad Dog
and

21:46.49
gav
We've just realized that we're the idiots.

21:47.80
Bevo
Shut it down.

21:48.63
gav
ah

21:49.19
Bevo
Shut it down. Next week it'll be four different

21:52.85
gav
Oh, fucking Jesus.

21:54.49
Mad Dog
Fare thee well.

21:56.73
Chibbs
Alas, we can all continue.

22:03.10
Mad Dog
a

22:04.11
gav
Oh, God.

22:04.48
Chibbs
ah Well, yeah, I can't make sense of Gracie Abrams.

22:04.95
gav
Oh,

22:07.66
Mad Dog
I don't fucking know what she's on about.

22:07.83
Bevo
Let's just carry on. Let's just keep going.

22:12.23
gav
fuck. Jesus.

22:13.53
Chibbs
It really is. It's her dad making a... She's done fucking mystery via song.

22:21.23
gav
yeah

22:22.72
Chibbs
It's confusing for no reason. She runs it past the dad lyrics.

22:26.67
gav
ah

22:29.42
Chibbs
Hey, dad, what do you think? Make it more confusing. Oh, okay.

22:33.55
Mad Dog
No,

22:33.60
Chibbs
they'll keep People will keep coming back for more.

22:35.76
gav
Mention the glasshouse, then never mention it again.

22:39.01
Mad Dog
that it's smacks of dad not even listening. He's just like, yeah, yeah. what Oh, that's great, honey. Yeah, no.

22:47.56
gav
yeah

22:47.75
Mad Dog
Publish that. Yeah.

22:48.95
gav
ah

22:49.72
Mad Dog
No, go in and record that. Good on you, my sweetheart.

22:54.38
Chibbs
yeah like Okay, maybe it makes more sense if we get to verse two.

22:54.48
gav
Oh fuck.

22:59.19
Chibbs
says, um...

22:59.45
gav
If he can get through the yawn. and

23:01.13
Chibbs
Yeah, oh, fuck, it's riveting stuff.

23:05.50
Chibbs
What did she do to get you off?

23:09.28
gav
God.

23:10.61
Mad Dog
Jesus.

23:12.48
Chibbs
Uh-huh. ah Taking down her hair like, oh my God, taking off your shirt. I did that once or twice. Ah, no, i know. I know. I'll fuck off.

23:27.31
Chibbs
Uh-huh. But I think I like her. She's so fun. Wait, I think I hate her. not, I'm not that evolved.

23:37.21
gav
Jesus.

23:38.62
Chibbs
It's bipolar.

23:42.17
Mad Dog
This is unhinged.

23:44.79
Chibbs
How is this a verse? Sorry, I don't know how this song goes at all. How is she singing this exactly?

23:49.93
gav
ah

23:50.58
Chibbs
I really should have listened to the song. I've already forgotten it. I did listen to it when I did research, but this was like two weeks ago, and I have no recollection on how this song goes.

23:58.14
Mad Dog
ah

23:58.19
gav
I listened to it. I'm not kidding. I listened to it, I reckon, three times a day and I can't remember how the song goes.

24:03.07
Mad Dog
but

24:03.34
Bevo
home.

24:03.59
Mad Dog
Yeah, I've listened to do it twice and I've forgotten it.

24:04.04
Bevo
listen to it on the way home

24:06.70
Chibbs
Okay, cool.

24:07.61
Bevo
I keep getting the song messy stuck in my head by Lola, Lola young.

24:09.72
gav
Oh, yeah, me too.

24:10.48
Chibbs
Yeah, that's a hook. you know this grace You know this Gracie Abrams has three sold-out Kudos Bank Arena shows coming up in May?

24:11.67
gav
It's a good fucking song.

24:17.49
Mad Dog
Are kidding me?

24:17.88
Bevo
Yeah. She's big. This is what I suggested we do it without knowing anything about it. Cause I know she's huge.

24:23.16
Chibbs
Yeah, bizarre.

24:23.58
gav
she's She's huge.

24:24.70
Mad Dog
Okay.

24:25.03
gav
She's huge right now.

24:25.79
Bevo
Everything looks bigger inside a glass house.

24:27.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:28.55
gav
um

24:29.36
Chibbs
Well, okay.

24:29.40
Mad Dog
I'll tell you what we we should do.

24:34.43
Chibbs
Blow up the Kudos Bank Arena in May?

24:34.59
Bevo
Hmm.

24:34.72
gav
Go on. Ha ha ha ha!

24:36.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:37.21
Mad Dog
nay ah I've got the...

24:39.45
gav
We'll bleep that bit out. They can't know the plan.

24:41.60
Mad Dog
And i'm I'm actually looking forward to net worth, but we should just get dads that are rich.

24:51.63
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah.

24:52.35
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

24:53.00
Chibbs
And that, yeah, you make it.

24:55.04
Mad Dog
Yeah, but they can't be dead.

24:55.60
Bevo
Hmm.

24:59.07
Mad Dog
They have to be alive.

25:01.23
Chibbs
Yeah, preferably in the and the movie industry.

25:01.45
gav
Are you sure they have to be alive?

25:05.23
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

25:05.80
Bevo
Hmm.

25:07.50
Chibbs
They've got to be able of pull strings.

25:08.08
Bevo
Who?

25:09.01
Mad Dog
They have to be able to pull strings.

25:09.36
Bevo
Show of hands.

25:10.48
Mad Dog
A dead man can't pull strings.

25:11.37
Bevo
It's...

25:13.13
Chibbs
I don't know.

25:13.33
Bevo
Isn't that the new part of the Caribbean?

25:13.39
Chibbs
I saw this guy once. They made multiple and made multiple movies about him.

25:14.92
gav
and I was jealous you. didn't say

25:17.51
Bevo
LAUGHTER

25:19.03
Chibbs
His name was Bernie?

25:21.37
gav
that. You had a lovely weekend.

25:23.21
Mad Dog
Joe Biden.

25:24.74
Chibbs
ah Yeah, the president.

25:26.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:27.98
Bevo
um Show of hands, listeners, you can play too. um how many times have you gotten on, gotten on, gotten off to a woman taking her hair down?

25:36.29
Chibbs
oh well um Are there hair fetishes out there? Gavin's our fetish expert.

25:41.79
gav
um they There would definitely be hair fetishists.

25:42.05
Mad Dog
it is It is sexy. Is it?

25:44.95
gav
I'm not sure on the specific term, though.

25:45.37
Mad Dog
yeah

25:47.29
gav
That's a good one. I'm going to see if I can do some research.

25:49.49
Bevo
I also like, um she's like taking off your shirt. I did that once or twice. Like, let me bust out my fucking good move.

25:56.84
Chibbs
Wait.

25:57.42
gav
Yeah.

25:57.68
Bevo
Sure.

25:57.87
Chibbs
Okay, so this is about, but this is about a chick. So this is a lesbian love story, right?

26:04.04
gav
Well, before we jump too far into it, um it's called trichophilia.

26:05.71
Bevo
Yeah.

26:05.89
Mad Dog
is it

26:07.59
Chibbs
Isn't it? That's

26:09.92
gav
T-R-I-C-H-O-philia.

26:11.20
Chibbs
a hair fetish?

26:12.44
gav
Trichophilia is hair fetishism, yeah.

26:14.73
Chibbs
And has anyone ever had an orgasm by taking their hair down?

26:18.79
gav
Oh, I mean, I'll do some research when the pod's over on that one.

26:19.79
Mad Dog
Well, Bevo, you and i we're out of that game, brother.

26:27.55
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

26:27.73
Bevo
No, yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:28.78
Mad Dog
but when We're not taking any hair down.

26:29.85
Bevo
Yeah, nah. Maybe down to the tip. maybe maybe down to the to

26:37.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:38.74
gav
say Say tip again, but way closer to the mic.

26:40.42
Chibbs
ah

26:40.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:42.68
Chibbs
He's got some tipper.

26:42.85
gav
Go on. Say it.

26:44.27
Chibbs
What is it?

26:44.92
gav
Say it.

26:44.94
Chibbs
but

26:45.89
Mad Dog
Yeah. When I have a gig coming up, I run the the zero over it in the shower.

26:51.92
gav
Nice. Nice.

26:52.22
Mad Dog
There's a few little clippers.

26:52.65
Bevo
Yeah, same. Yeah.

26:54.96
Mad Dog
um

26:55.67
Chibbs
she's taken and She's taken a shirt off once or twice.

26:55.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:55.76
Bevo
Yeah.

26:59.28
Chibbs
That's it.

27:00.54
Bevo
Yeah.

27:00.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

27:01.79
Bevo
Yeah, it's a big move.

27:03.56
Chibbs
It's like, so do you think that she normally always has a shirt on or it's...

27:09.91
Bevo
No, she's taking his or her shirt off.

27:10.60
gav
he's shirt Yeah, she's to oh their shirt off.

27:12.53
Bevo
Their shirt off.

27:12.84
gav
Yeah.

27:12.92
Mad Dog
Yeah. she

27:13.92
Chibbs
Oh, right.

27:14.62
Mad Dog
She's like um Arrested Development.

27:16.81
Bevo
Like I said, it's her move.

27:18.03
Mad Dog
She's a never nude.

27:19.60
Chibbs
Right, yeah, and never need it.

27:22.59
Bevo
I suppose if someone only did it once or twice, it would be pretty exciting.

27:25.91
Chibbs
I guess, yeah, if it's like, oh, this is rare.

27:29.46
Mad Dog
yeah you're You're always in that singlet top.

27:29.98
Bevo
Yeah. play The eclipse.

27:34.80
gav
Yeah, you'd start to you'd start to question what was under it.

27:35.93
Mad Dog
Oh, this is only the second time I've seen your boobs.

27:38.05
Bevo
Hmm.

27:39.76
Chibbs
the Filth. Absolute filth, Gavin.

27:41.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:43.09
Chibbs
That's what's underneath it.

27:44.06
gav
did you ever watch that south park episode where they were like it was like the stan dorrish episode and it was like ah ski like a ski lodge racing down a mountain 1980s style episode is this ringing any bells or no okay there was there was a hot chick there was a hot chick that was like gonna show her boobs if they won the race or something stupid and at the end of the episode they're like all right let's see him and she like pulls her top up and it's two like deformed old men heads and one of them's like get to the reactor and

27:56.80
Chibbs
Nah.

27:56.81
Bevo
No, haven't seen that one.

27:57.56
Mad Dog
No.

28:14.20
gav
Like the best setup of fucking died, man. It's such a good joke.

28:18.31
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

28:19.97
gav
Get to the reactor.

28:22.28
Chibbs
So the, I think I like her.

28:22.70
Mad Dog
no

28:24.56
Chibbs
She's so fun. Wait, I think I hate her. I'm not that evolved. Is this Pokemon?

28:30.78
gav
It's...

28:31.18
Bevo
i I just imagine her turning into like a Cro-Magnon man.

28:31.73
gav
yeah.

28:35.58
gav
yeah

28:37.54
Bevo
Big brow.

28:39.42
Mad Dog
Like a Neanderthal trying to fucking,

28:41.74
Bevo
Yeah.

28:42.46
Mad Dog
yeah

28:42.91
Bevo
Yeah. Figure out it but flint tool.

28:45.68
Mad Dog
yeah. Trying to light a fire with

28:48.96
Bevo
Yeah.

28:51.63
Bevo
Hmm.

28:51.83
Chibbs
Pre-chorus, I'm sorry she's missing it. Sad, sad boy. Not my business, but I had to warn you.

29:00.66
gav
um

29:00.84
Chibbs
She's still warning.

29:01.87
Mad Dog
I don't know who the hell she's talking.

29:01.99
Chibbs
What is she? bought Where's the warning?

29:04.45
gav
Yeah, she it feels she's skipping back and the forwards between talking about a guy and the girl she's dating, I think.

29:04.78
Mad Dog
Is this woman? Is this a woman?

29:12.22
Mad Dog
I have no idea what she's talking about.

29:12.27
gav
That's my best read on this.

29:13.82
Bevo
third partyty

29:15.08
Chibbs
and no, I can't follow it.

29:15.54
gav
she's She's completely separate to this relationship, I think.

29:19.79
Chibbs
Yeah, know.

29:20.99
gav
Yeah, leave them alone.

29:22.32
Bevo
yeah

29:23.21
gav
Leave them alone, Gracie.

29:23.45
Mad Dog
Mind your own business, mate. Fuck me dead.

29:25.46
gav
They're doing their own fucking thing.

29:27.12
Mad Dog
You're like, yeah, like sneaking around the property, like the glass house property.

29:27.50
Bevo
yeah

29:28.69
gav
Yeah, go lick someone else's hair.

29:29.37
Bevo
No one's asking, mate.

29:34.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:35.88
Mad Dog
Fucking go back to your own JJ Abrams house.

29:37.48
Chibbs
yeah ah Yeah. Go back, go back to your mansion in the hills.

29:41.09
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah You have a house.

29:43.55
Chibbs
Yeah. Big one.

29:44.31
gav
i assume she's probably got several.

29:44.79
Chibbs
Uh, Oh, imagine. There's another chorus.

29:46.50
gav
We'll find out during the net worth game.

29:48.33
Chibbs
It's longer. It says, Oh, bet you're thinking she's so cool. Kicking back on your couch, making eyes from across the room. Wait, I think I've been there too.

29:59.27
Chibbs
oh you've got me thinking she's so cool, but i know but I know what I know and you're just another dude. oh that's so true. oh

30:11.05
gav
Okay, so we good we've hammered it out then. It is a guy that she's talking about and a girl that he's with, right? Is that...

30:18.54
Chibbs
I don't know.

30:19.26
Bevo
Yeah. She's a third part. This is a, this is a budget Aldi version of um ah Deja Vu by Olivia Rodrigo.

30:25.97
gav
Yeah, nice. um

30:28.29
Chibbs
I don't remember that either.

30:28.70
gav
Jesus, are we going to...

30:29.40
Bevo
No one else knows what that's all.

30:31.59
Chibbs
Have we done that song?

30:31.89
Mad Dog
yeah It's called Teja Du.

30:34.10
Bevo
No.

30:34.79
gav
We've done... Did we do Driver's License? we didnt We should do another Olivia song.

30:38.12
Bevo
We haven't done Deja The plot of Deja Vu is like, ah did, I pulled all those moves on the dude and now, now you're doing them.

30:45.07
gav
he's pulling them on you. And um those lyrics mention your favorite artist and mine, Billy Joel.

30:46.66
Bevo
Yeah.

30:51.91
Bevo
Yeah.

30:52.52
Mad Dog
um

30:53.91
Bevo
So much so that Billie Joel got her up on stage to do Uptown Girl.

30:57.59
gav
Oh, really?

30:58.40
Mad Dog
Oh, damn it.

30:58.75
Bevo
I think, yeah, Uptown Girl.

30:59.37
Mad Dog
Okay.

30:59.53
gav
That's fucking dope. I love that.

31:01.86
Mad Dog
Well, there goes my dream.

31:02.60
gav
Hot Town Girl is such a fucking good song, man. I fucking love that That's Ryan's plightwave saying, shut up, Gavin.

31:07.58
Bevo
let's Let's just keep going because I just want to get through this.

31:09.38
Chibbs
There's a bridge. It goes... Yeah. Yeah, the bridge goes...

31:14.26
Mad Dog
Shut the fuck up.

31:15.78
Chibbs
Made it out alive, but I think I lost it. Said that I was fine. Said it was said it from my coffin.

31:24.39
gav
ignorant Jesus.

31:25.17
Chibbs
remember Remember how I died when you started walking?

31:25.71
Bevo
as a Vampire.

31:30.93
Chibbs
That's my life.

31:30.96
Bevo
o

31:32.17
Chibbs
That's my life. I'll put up a fight taking out my earrings. don't you know Don't you know the vibe? Don't you know the feeling? You should spend the night.

31:42.64
Chibbs
Catch me on your ceiling. That That's your prize.

31:44.96
Bevo
Vampire.

31:45.81
Mad Dog
Jesus.

31:46.14
Chibbs
That's your prize. Well, she's a fucking vampire.

31:48.00
gav
Yeah, what the fuck? How did we get this far?

31:50.38
Mad Dog
Hang on.

31:50.64
Chibbs
I did not see that coming.

31:52.09
gav
How did we get this far in the song before she dropped the vampire chat?

31:54.49
Chibbs
I did not see that coming.

31:56.39
Mad Dog
The...

31:57.70
Chibbs
It's a real fucking Abrams trick.

32:00.03
gav
Jesus Christ.

32:00.52
Bevo
All right, let's get back to the start.

32:00.53
Chibbs
so

32:02.39
gav
Okay, yeah, Ryan's like, hurry up.

32:02.72
Mad Dog
Hang on.

32:03.65
gav
Hang on, hang on, hang on.

32:04.86
Mad Dog
Okay. Hang on.

32:05.23
gav
So we thought it was deja vu, Ryan.

32:05.93
Mad Dog
Hang on.

32:07.41
gav
It was Olivia Rodrigo's vampire instead.

32:07.61
Bevo
Record scratch.

32:10.05
gav
Hmm.

32:10.85
Bevo
no It was um what we do in the shadows.

32:14.40
Chibbs
This is an interview with a vampire.

32:14.90
Bevo
Amazing.

32:16.22
Chibbs
That's...

32:16.23
Mad Dog
so

32:16.72
gav
m

32:16.83
Mad Dog
Hang on. Zombie or vampire?

32:20.14
Chibbs
No, vampire, she's on the ceiling.

32:20.34
Bevo
vampire coffin, ceiling.

32:21.19
Mad Dog
Vampire. Okay.

32:22.62
gav
Yeah, yeah.

32:22.99
Bevo
yeah

32:23.05
Chibbs
She's up on the ceiling.

32:24.40
gav
She's not eating brains.

32:24.75
Mad Dog
um Are we talking exorcist?

32:28.67
Chibbs
ah yeah It's like... ah I just think it's our old school. think it's like a Nosferatu Dracula situation.

32:34.36
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. well

32:38.85
Chibbs
Like, I came to suck your blood. I'm talking from my coffin.

32:41.55
Mad Dog
Okay.

32:42.57
Chibbs
and

32:43.72
Mad Dog
And she's...

32:44.17
gav
Yeah.

32:44.34
Bevo
Have you seen that thing that's like, you keen on seeing Nosferatu? No, I didn't see the first one. Nosferatu 1. Yeah.

32:49.89
gav
ah ah That's good.

32:50.00
Bevo
Yeah.

32:51.94
Mad Dog
And she's scuttling around on the ceiling, like with with suction caps on the...

32:54.76
Chibbs
On the ceiling.

32:55.23
gav
Yeah. like Like baby Dawn in Trainspotting.

32:59.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:00.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:00.95
Mad Dog
Yep.

33:01.56
Chibbs
yeah um

33:01.65
Mad Dog
Yep.

33:05.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:05.60
Mad Dog
Well, that took a fucking turn for the worse.

33:07.48
Chibbs
ah Honestly, I did not ah did not see that coming at all.

33:07.65
gav
Yeah.

33:08.17
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

33:11.78
gav
To be honest, that's my favorite section of the song is the ending bridge.

33:14.57
Bevo
The twist.

33:15.80
gav
Yeah, that's not even a verse. That's the fucking bridge.

33:18.63
Bevo
It's a twist.

33:18.91
Chibbs
This was like when they found the guy that wasn't on the manifest in Lost and they went, wait, there's someone here amongst us that isn't on the manifest.

33:20.20
gav
It's...

33:22.65
gav
yeah

33:25.87
Chibbs
Holy shit.

33:26.25
Bevo
The polar bear.

33:27.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:29.19
Bevo
i and I didn't watch, i watched Lost for the first maybe three episodes and then I went off it for a while and then I was like, might check out Lost and the episode that was on was a recap of the rest of the season.

33:39.80
Chibbs
Oh, right.

33:39.91
gav
Oh my God.

33:40.88
Chibbs
Handy.

33:41.20
Bevo
Yes.

33:41.40
Chibbs
Handy.

33:41.63
Mad Dog
a

33:42.57
Bevo
Yeah.

33:43.07
Mad Dog
Hang on.

33:43.35
Bevo
And that's all I think.

33:44.28
Mad Dog
ah I've just reread the first two lines.

33:47.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:47.57
Mad Dog
So... hope

33:49.06
Bevo
With the knowledge of vampirism.

33:50.03
Chibbs
Of a vampire.

33:51.03
gav
Hit us with it. What do you got?

33:53.04
Mad Dog
ah I just ah just find it funny you that she's laying down there in a coffin and like someone's come up and they're like grieving. They're like, oh my God, Gracie, you know, I'm sad you're gone.

34:07.68
Mad Dog
And she's like, I'm fine.

34:12.12
gav
Oh my God. Hang on. Living in your glass house. I'm outside because she hasn't been invited in. Cause she's a fucking vampire.

34:17.10
Chibbs
Yeah, she's also invited me.

34:17.91
Bevo
Yeah, Vampir.

34:18.18
Chibbs
She's vampire. yeah

34:20.08
Mad Dog
She said that I was fine. I said it from my coffin.

34:23.78
Chibbs
Yeah. fine.

34:27.27
Mad Dog
Just like, Gracie, I'm so sad you got it. I'm like, I'm actually fine.

34:31.81
Chibbs
You just accept Nuffle and it's like, I'm fine.

34:31.98
Mad Dog
Like, yeah.

34:34.77
gav
Yeah.

34:36.25
Bevo
I'm fine!

34:37.92
Chibbs
Ah, the count.

34:39.95
Bevo
the lyric.

34:40.72
Mad Dog
I want to suck your blood.

34:43.11
Chibbs
Count Abrams.

34:43.17
Bevo
Yeah. lyric

34:45.50
Chibbs
ah

34:45.62
Mad Dog
yeah

34:49.22
Chibbs
a

34:49.38
Mad Dog
One, sucky, sucky. Two.

34:51.98
Chibbs
The lyrics are done. It was released on the 6th of November, 2024, 8,457 days after the fell.

35:00.51
gav
Nice.

35:01.34
Chibbs
written by Gracie Abrams and audrey hope but who is who is who is gracie abrams best friend

35:12.55
Mad Dog
Of course.

35:12.85
gav
Oh, there you go.

35:13.19
Bevo
Oh, nice.

35:13.44
Chibbs
no so Not a songwriter.

35:13.86
gav
Yep.

35:15.13
Chibbs
Sorry, let me stress. Her best friend is not a songwriter. ah just It's her best friend that she hangs out with and helps write lyrics.

35:21.66
Bevo
Just a friend. Yep. It's like that guy in, um ah what's the band?

35:30.29
Chibbs
Gary Glitter?

35:31.42
Bevo
Never Had to Knock on Wood. What are they called?

35:32.96
gav
Oh, fuck. but Real big... No, that's not real big fish.

35:36.31
Mad Dog
No, no.

35:36.41
gav
Fuck, who is that?

35:36.80
Mad Dog
Money, money, boss. home

35:37.78
Bevo
Mighty Mighty Boston.

35:38.03
gav
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:38.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:38.59
Bevo
They have a guy in the band whose only role is dancing.

35:40.36
Chibbs
The dancer, yeah.

35:40.92
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah, that's her.

35:44.26
gav
Nice.

35:44.78
Bevo
Yeah.

35:44.99
gav
um Do you have down there in your notes, Chibs, who produced it?

35:49.36
Chibbs
Yeah, I'll get there. Yeah.

35:50.52
gav
ah Okay, just checking.

35:51.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:51.40
gav
Didn't want to jump in.

35:52.32
Chibbs
It was ah the release date coincided with the kickoff of her era's Taylor Swift tour, conveniently enough.

36:00.17
gav
Yeah.

36:01.04
Bevo
m

36:01.22
Chibbs
She also opened for Olivia Rodrigo on her Sour tour.

36:03.84
Bevo
me

36:04.25
gav
ah

36:06.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:06.50
Bevo
Yeah.

36:06.56
gav
Fuck.

36:07.09
Chibbs
I wonder how she got to these hookups.

36:08.31
Bevo
How's that? How's that then?

36:09.19
gav
this is This is such a fucking, yeah, the B-grade version of both of those artists.

36:13.90
Chibbs
Yeah, it is, isn't it?

36:14.12
gav
Yeah.

36:14.20
Mad Dog
it's

36:14.65
Bevo
Yeah.

36:14.81
Mad Dog
It's because she's so talented she's happened upon these people.

36:15.28
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. which

36:19.19
Chibbs
Yeah, it's produced by Gracie Abrams, Aaron Desner, and Julian Bonnetta.

36:24.24
Bevo
What?

36:27.61
Bevo
okay.

36:27.73
Chibbs
Yeah, Aaron and Julian also play all the instruments on the track.

36:27.82
Bevo
Okay.

36:32.64
Mad Dog
Nice.

36:32.86
gav
yeah

36:33.21
Bevo
Okay.

36:33.37
Chibbs
Yeah, in the computer.

36:34.61
Bevo
The computer.

36:37.67
Bevo
Yep.

36:38.13
Chibbs
Dresner is best knowing best known as the founding member of the rock band The National. um

36:45.20
Bevo
Yep.

36:45.61
Chibbs
And he's also worked with Taylor Swift on that all that folklore, evermore, tortured poet society. Basically all that shit ones.

36:51.54
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah.

36:52.92
gav
Yeah.

36:53.07
Chibbs
that's Yeah, yeah, yeah.

36:53.24
Bevo
Yep.

36:54.20
gav
You've got to be careful.

36:54.92
Chibbs
He did that.

36:56.34
Bevo
The artistic ones.

36:56.49
gav
we we try to We try to keep the Swifties from coming after us, Chips. we got

36:59.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:00.04
gav
you know

37:00.42
Chibbs
Yeah, but I mean, they're not the good the albums, are they?

37:01.58
gav
but just just say Just say the later ones. Say the later ones.

37:04.15
Chibbs
Sorry. Yeah, that's what I meant. Dresner, along with his twin brother, Bryce...

37:06.32
gav
um Yes, this is it.

37:09.81
Chibbs
were named the 243rd greatest guitarist of all time by Rolling Stone in 2023.

37:16.67
Mad Dog
see

37:18.14
Chibbs
Huh?

37:18.86
gav
That is the funniest thing ever.

37:18.88
Mad Dog
na

37:19.36
Bevo
Who? What? Sorry, whom?

37:20.61
gav
So...

37:21.25
Bevo
Whomst?

37:21.79
Chibbs
huh

37:22.63
gav
Dresner, the producer from the guy there're from the National, and his twin brother Bryce were both named the 243rd greatest guitarist.

37:22.91
Bevo
Whomst?

37:23.72
Chibbs
Dresdner, the producer, and and his twin brother, Bryce. but It's just like, they're twins, so that's that's one person.

37:31.79
Mad Dog
Hang on.

37:33.90
gav
They shared the slot.

37:33.92
Mad Dog
and

37:35.14
gav
They shared the slot.

37:36.41
Mad Dog
As a duo?

37:37.17
Bevo
is it that but This is that latest one where Taylor Swift is like the eighth best guitar player of all time or something.

37:37.37
Mad Dog
Are you kidding me?

37:38.64
Chibbs
No.

37:42.23
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.

37:43.51
Bevo
think

37:43.98
gav
Hang on, hang on, hang on. Really?

37:46.30
Bevo
Yeah.

37:46.87
gav
That's

37:47.00
Bevo
Yeah. Taylor Swift. Look it up. Taylor Swift.

37:48.83
Chibbs
What does she shred?

37:49.16
Mad Dog
That's disgusting.

37:52.49
Bevo
I suppose if you encourage someone to pick up a guitar, then you're influential.

37:55.58
Chibbs
ah is it influential?

37:56.56
gav
Oh, most influential is different.

37:56.90
Chibbs
Is it?

37:57.71
Bevo
Well, this is the thing. I think about this all the time. It's like they they shouldn't say best or top. They should say most important because that's...

38:04.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay, fair enough.

38:05.55
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, I would. I wouldn't have a problem with that. Yeah.

38:07.92
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

38:07.97
Mad Dog
Fair enough.

38:08.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:09.43
Mad Dog
Fair enough.

38:09.52
Bevo
because Yeah. Because otherwise it'd just be some no-name fucking session guy.

38:12.44
Chibbs
I always thought this was working in a guitar shop. It was always this wank fest of who they were saying was the best guitarist. And it's like, it's Joe Bonamassa. And it's like, no one gives a fuck.

38:23.07
gav
Yeah, 100%.

38:23.15
Bevo
Yeah. it's nice it's It's like the guy who fucking played guitar on Pink's fucking B-side.

38:25.24
Mad Dog
Well...

38:27.95
Chibbs
Yeah, that guy.

38:29.01
Mad Dog
no

38:29.12
Chibbs
Or like all like um John Fardom's fucking guitarist.

38:29.55
Bevo
Yeah, yeah,

38:33.41
Chibbs
That dude.

38:33.63
Bevo
yeah, yeah.

38:34.12
Chibbs
Always like, this guy's the best.

38:35.56
Bevo
Yeah.

38:35.70
Chibbs
so like He looks like a fucking accountant. Yeah.

38:38.80
Mad Dog
Well, for me, it was Grinspoon and and discovering drop D tuning.

38:39.30
Bevo
Yeah.

38:39.75
gav
yeah ah yeah but i settled for the riff from more than you are because i'm a pleb

38:45.21
Chibbs
ah Just being to play the riff from Just Ace.

38:45.27
Bevo
Yeah. ah Yeah. Okay.

38:47.53
Chibbs
is like Yeah, yeah.

38:47.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:48.84
Bevo
Yeah.

38:53.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:53.66
Bevo
Taylor Swift voted the eighth best guitarist of the last two decades, apparently.

38:57.77
Chibbs
Interesting.

38:57.94
gav
Yeah, right.

38:59.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:59.27
Mad Dog
It's very interesting.

38:59.42
Bevo
Yeah. So yeah, this is where you don't say best, just say most important because then it's fair enough.

39:02.97
Chibbs
Nah.

39:03.95
Mad Dog
Most important.

39:04.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:05.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:05.53
Chibbs
And ah Julian, Julian Bonetta One Direction's main songwriter and producer.

39:05.69
gav
Yeah, I wouldn't argue with that.

39:13.26
gav
Right.

39:13.49
Mad Dog
Okay, sorry.

39:13.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:14.28
gav
Has been known to write a hit then. Yeah.

39:16.16
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, i mean, that's who's writing her songs.

39:17.19
Mad Dog
No, it's...

39:19.23
gav
Yeah, yeah.

39:19.39
Chibbs
four Yeah. Yeah.

39:21.95
gav
Not his finest work then.

39:23.27
Chibbs
Not his butt, his most lucrative.

39:24.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:26.24
Chibbs
ah What? Is there a video, Gav?

39:29.39
gav
ah No, there actually isn't.

39:30.88
Chibbs
Thank Christ.

39:31.10
gav
it um yeah there's just a yeah Yeah, there's just a still there's a still photograph of her with the title over the top.

39:38.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:39.44
gav
but Anyway, yeah, no, there's not.

39:39.66
Chibbs
Amazing. What about, is there an Abrams set list?

39:43.61
Bevo
ah Yeah, there is.

39:44.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:50.13
Chibbs
All right.

39:51.08
Mad Dog
The ultimate.

39:51.17
Chibbs
um

39:51.49
Bevo
Forget.

39:52.55
Chibbs
Yeah, anything that is the pinnacle of skills, i mean I want to be involved in.

39:56.92
Bevo
Yeah. You know, when you play chess really well, they give you like a rank.

40:00.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:01.05
Bevo
They're bringing that in for set lists now.

40:01.45
gav
Oh shit.

40:03.04
Chibbs
Yeah, no, I want to be a grandmaster.

40:03.75
Bevo
don't know if you heard.

40:05.60
Chibbs
Not dragon.

40:05.72
Bevo
Yeah.

40:06.70
Chibbs
Not a grand dragon.

40:06.74
gav
ah ah

40:08.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:08.59
Bevo
Yeah.

40:09.69
gav
ah

40:11.56
Bevo
ah

40:12.51
Mad Dog
ah I don't need a hood.

40:13.26
Bevo
Uh, welcome to the Gracie Abrams, the secret of us tour, March 12th, 2025. That was yesterday for those playing at home.

40:23.14
Mad Dog
Oh, wow.

40:24.20
gav
oh shit

40:24.43
Bevo
So come out later, but, um, that's when we're recording March 13th at nine Oh 4 PM.

40:30.71
gav
Fucking hell.

40:31.65
Bevo
Uh,

40:33.20
Chibbs
Give me your address. Wow.

40:35.64
Bevo
I will. It's um the OVO Hydro, Glasgow, Scotland on the Secret of Us tour. We have 21 songs in this set list.

40:45.51
gav
Oh, fuck.

40:46.16
Chibbs
well

40:46.31
gav
Imagine that.

40:48.26
Bevo
um And That's So True is one of them. So where would you play it?

40:52.49
Chibbs
I don't even know how this song goes, let alone anything else she does. um Second last.

41:03.05
gav
Oh, God. um Is this... Yeah, is this... I guess I have no fucking idea if this is a big hit in her catalogue either. I'm going ah How many did you say?

41:16.63
gav
17th.

41:18.33
Chibbs
like it.

41:18.44
Mad Dog
um All right, Bevo.

41:19.41
Chibbs
Confident.

41:21.50
Mad Dog
I know so much about her that I've actually just Googled random number generator.

41:26.21
gav
I've Googled the set list that you're talking about and...

41:28.67
Mad Dog
hi Random number generator, and I'm about to hit generate. 14. Second one.

41:34.19
gav
She played it 483rd. Oh, fuck.

41:38.44
Chibbs
million!

41:38.80
Bevo
had it with the second last to dance up in the special.

41:40.23
Chibbs
Oh!

41:40.78
gav
yeah

41:41.17
Mad Dog
like

41:41.53
gav
Dead in the water. Dead in the water. Motherfuckers. yeah

41:46.88
Bevo
Pack it up. Let's go.

41:47.57
Chibbs
Ah, Jungkook just seriously gave us the best drop. There you

41:51.78
gav
Honestly, it is my favorite part of the show.

41:52.78
Chibbs
a I don't remember anything in the of that episode, but damn, that that that drop is...

41:58.30
Mad Dog
I can't not laugh at it.

42:00.22
Chibbs
So good.

42:00.39
Mad Dog
It's so good.

42:01.35
Chibbs
So good. Not as good as a Nutri-Grain scream, but i've we've had complaints about that.

42:02.96
Bevo
Isn't it funny how...

42:06.15
Bevo
a

42:06.37
Chibbs
Yeah, it'll have to do.

42:07.21
Bevo
It'll do.

42:07.49
gav
From Nutri-Grain, did Kellogg's hit us up?

42:07.73
Bevo
It'll do.

42:07.95
Mad Dog
Complaints. Hang on. So you've had no complaints about I'll be fucking you.

42:11.57
Bevo
Kellogg's...

42:14.38
Chibbs
No, I think it was just the intensity and length of the scream and how often and how ah and how often it was being used.

42:18.38
gav
That's pretty fair.

42:18.59
Mad Dog
No.

42:19.94
gav
It did run long. you You leaned on that button for like a good while.

42:25.19
Chibbs
I enjoyed it every time.

42:27.34
Mad Dog
It's Australian culture.

42:27.41
gav
i did too. I did too.

42:30.02
Chibbs
It's the sound of winning.

42:32.28
gav
Yeah.

42:33.03
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

42:33.16
gav
Yeah.

42:33.18
Mad Dog
It's the sound of fucking not being a loser.

42:35.00
Bevo
Instead of hard yakka.

42:39.76
Chibbs
ah Well, I mean, that's that's great. Let's do this.

42:46.44
Chibbs
The song peaked at number six on the Billboard Hot 100.

42:53.03
Bevo
If you want to hear the whole song, you got to go back in episode two.

42:55.49
Mad Dog
laughter

42:55.97
gav
we you get it's like it's like when they it's like when they do the intro like the first episode of a tv show for the season and they play the long intro and then every episode after that you get the you get the 10 second version

43:02.44
Chibbs
Yeah, I'll get the last one there.

43:03.81
Bevo
Yeah. The Simpsons when the episode runs short. It's

43:06.57
Chibbs
but Yeah. It peaked at number six on the Billboard Hot 100. Also topped the charts in multiple countries such as Australia, Belgium, Canada, Ireland, Lebanon, the Netherlands, New Zealand, Norway, and the UK.

43:22.26
Chibbs
and it Yeah, know.

43:22.72
Bevo
always Belgium.

43:23.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:23.72
Bevo
They're mad for

43:23.97
Chibbs
bill and

43:24.24
gav
Yeah, they fucking get right amongst it.

43:25.40
Chibbs
And it's it's her biggest hit to date internationally.

43:28.81
gav
Okay.

43:29.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:30.04
gav
Oh, what did she, Bevo, just for the record, that setlist that you pulled up, what did she finish on if it wasn't this?

43:32.62
Bevo
Hmm.

43:35.40
Bevo
ah Her other song, I think, is the... I closed the thing.

43:37.53
gav
her Her other song out of her 21-song setlist.

43:39.21
Chibbs
You know that other one that she does that isn't the 20 other ones?

43:41.67
gav
She did covers and then the twentieth and twenty first were hers.

43:42.62
Bevo
I love you, I'm sorry, I think it was.

43:46.58
Bevo
Hang on, let me...

43:46.76
Chibbs
She just did Aerosmith covers.

43:48.36
gav
yeah she played don't want to miss a thing 45 minutes straight yeah we used to cover that I've played that that's a good point is it called her other song that'd be great oh

43:51.30
Chibbs
Thing, yeah. yeah On repeat, yeah.

43:55.33
Bevo
Sorry, I've got to bring it back.

43:56.20
Chibbs
fuck.

43:56.70
Bevo
Keep talking.

43:57.11
Chibbs
Who gives a shit? You're to say it, I don't know what it is anyway.

44:01.01
Bevo
It's her other song that's like her other hit.

44:02.41
Chibbs
Yeah, the other one.

44:06.77
Chibbs
a

44:17.01
gav
what What?

44:19.70
Mad Dog
I fucking love that, aye?

44:20.60
Chibbs
Yeah, it's so good.

44:21.12
gav
it gets me so It gets me so fucking amped.

44:21.42
Bevo
it was It was close to you, just just by the way.

44:21.72
Mad Dog
Every time.

44:23.49
Chibbs
Close.

44:23.90
Bevo
Close to you was the song, which is why do birds suddenly appear?

44:25.38
Chibbs
Hmm. Don't know.

44:26.67
gav
Not to be confused with Close to Me.

44:27.56
Chibbs
Birds suddenly appear every time you are near.

44:28.86
Mad Dog
Suddenly you're blue.

44:32.06
Bevo
Every time you are near.

44:34.72
Mad Dog
Lurking in the forest, looking in through the glass walls.

44:36.27
Chibbs
ah I'm a vampire, but I am mar okay in my coffin.

44:38.71
gav
I can read these birds' thoughts.

44:42.81
Mad Dog
Scuttling across the ceiling.

44:43.75
Bevo
Close to you.

44:44.72
Chibbs
and what do you think what do you What do you think Gracie is worth in Mad dog

44:46.93
Bevo
Ah, ah, ah.

44:52.86
Mad Dog
Fuck me dead. This, I've never heard of this person before in my life. And then now I hear that she's growing up rich and she's probably got a trust fund.

45:07.21
Mad Dog
Fuck. 45 million. five

45:13.78
Mad Dog
forty five million

45:16.91
Chibbs
Bevo?

45:18.37
Bevo
I've gone a conservative 10 million.

45:19.77
Chibbs
Okay, Gav?

45:21.19
gav
um Yeah, 45 is fucking insane for the record, Mad Dog. If you're right, going to vomit. um

45:26.63
Mad Dog
Well, I don't know who this ah don't know who this person is.

45:27.42
Chibbs
Vomit!

45:30.15
gav
I'll tell you what's thrown me though. It's thrown me that she's sold out three Kudos three kudo Arena shows. that's That's actually...

45:35.65
Chibbs
It's three shows at every stadium in Australia, basically.

45:38.19
gav
Yeah, that's thats big fuck. she's She's racking real numbers, but still, she's not been... how long has she been doing this for? A while or not?

45:44.42
Chibbs
Couple of months.

45:46.89
gav
um Long enough to have a 21 song set list. Fuck it. I'm going 15 million.

45:53.04
Chibbs
She's worth $5 million US, but her dad is worth $300.

45:55.75
gav
Good. Okay.

45:58.19
Mad Dog
Well, there go.

45:59.71
Bevo
Yeah,

45:59.81
Chibbs
Yeah. you

45:59.91
Mad Dog
So...

46:00.74
Bevo
Okay, she's number four on the yeah Australian Billboard Hot 100 right now

46:05.98
Chibbs
go.

46:06.70
gav
Sense.

46:07.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:07.37
Mad Dog
Well, on number...

46:07.62
Chibbs
Well, that's going to pocket her at least $24,000. Yeah. Yeah. four thousand dollars

46:10.77
gav
Sense.

46:13.42
gav
yeah

46:14.11
Mad Dog
Well, on number six, and I'm only getting 50 bats. Exactly.

46:18.29
Chibbs
yeah

46:18.64
gav
um

46:19.53
Chibbs
ah

46:20.82
gav
yeah I'm so messy and I'm so fucking clean

46:24.52
Mad Dog
Exactly.

46:25.06
Chibbs
Well, let's write this shit.

46:38.67
Chibbs
I guess we write it out of, um what, wooden stakes, silver crosses, sunlight.

46:43.13
gav
again number of steaks. Yeah, so cloves of garlic.

46:48.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:49.51
gav
Yeah.

46:49.68
Mad Dog
cloves of garlic, steaks.

46:49.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:51.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:52.45
Chibbs
yeah

46:52.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:53.71
gav
S-T-A-K-E-S, Mad Dog. you look I can see you drooling from here. You're like, cloves of garlic and steak?

46:57.84
Mad Dog
No, not.

46:58.56
Chibbs
You can't just throw meat. You can't just throw meat at a vampire and hope goes away Yeah.

46:59.71
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

47:00.77
Mad Dog
No. We're not talking about T-bones here.

47:03.03
gav
but

47:05.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:05.25
gav
yeah yeah

47:05.53
Bevo
um Unless it's a garlic and herb sausage.

47:12.01
Chibbs
ah Ten, you would rather die than ever hear this song ever again. One, it is going to be in your Spotify wrapped. What do you give this out of ten, Bevo?

47:22.93
Bevo
ah Maybe an eight, I guess. ah don't I'll never listen to it again, but it wasn't offensive.

47:28.56
Chibbs
Great.

47:30.69
gav
Yeah, um I feel like I've got the same logic as Bevo, but a different scoring system, I guess, because like I probably would have scored it closer to eight, but the fact that it was a twist track about being a vampire, it's it's actually gained a couple of points for that.

47:42.72
Bevo
Bye.

47:46.41
gav
But i was I will never consciously listen to this again. And if I hear it again, i will forget that I've ever heard it before.

47:53.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:53.16
gav
So I'm going to be a good old fashioned, we got a dog.

48:02.65
gav
ah we got a It's a five.

48:03.16
Chibbs
hey Yeah, he's a weak kind of dog person.

48:04.24
gav
Clean five.

48:04.36
Chibbs
Yeah, he's a five. Fair enough.

48:05.17
gav
Thank you.

48:07.14
Chibbs
Fair enough.

48:07.32
Mad Dog
ah

48:08.08
Chibbs
Doggy?

48:08.82
Mad Dog
dog person. and approve

48:13.76
Bevo
Makes me think of those Jesus videos, AI Jesus videos.

48:15.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:16.54
gav
Oh, the AI Jesus that hugs the...

48:18.02
Chibbs
That burger one was fucking gold.

48:19.98
gav
How good is the burger one?

48:20.32
Chibbs
I was literally, ah literally falling asleep when my phone buzzed next to me and it was just, this was my favourite one. And it kicked off and I'm like, ah fuck, I was falling asleep.

48:31.11
gav
a

48:32.82
Bevo
Is there one where it's like Frieza from Dragon Ball Z and then he turns into Goku and then flies off into heaven?

48:37.24
Chibbs
ah i don't um don't know what you just said at all.

48:38.59
gav
I've not seen that.

48:38.68
Bevo
It's Goku.

48:40.01
gav
None of those words made anything.

48:40.28
Chibbs
have no idea. I don't know.

48:41.47
gav
Yeah, to me.

48:41.63
Bevo
Yeah, Goku.

48:43.06
Mad Dog
Dog person.

48:43.30
Chibbs
and

48:44.09
Mad Dog
um Yeah.

48:45.65
Bevo
and anime, Jesus.

48:47.29
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah. um I have no idea who this person is. i have no idea who her father is. um I'm glad they're rich.

48:58.45
gav
Yeah, it's nice.

48:59.33
Mad Dog
um Good on them. They can't make music for shit.

49:08.11
gav
Go on, hit him with it.

49:08.47
Mad Dog
it's It's a nine.

49:09.04
gav
Ooh, a nine!

49:10.82
Chibbs
but ah Yeah.

49:12.74
gav
what get Can I ask what what what kept it from being double digits?

49:17.46
Mad Dog
um

49:18.82
gav
Was it the vampire twist?

49:22.08
Mad Dog
I hated it, but I didn't want to, I was mowing the lawn at the time and I didn't want to lay, I didn't want to lay under the mower.

49:28.37
Chibbs
yeah

49:28.67
gav
Yeah, okay.

49:29.80
Bevo
Yeah, that changes everything.

49:33.45
Chibbs
I think 10 needs to be like, you have to tell other people how bad this song is.

49:38.71
gav
Yeah, for sure.

49:38.75
Mad Dog
Yeah. Like,

49:39.11
Chibbs
You know what mean? It comes up in conversation.

49:40.09
Mad Dog
um that

49:40.95
Chibbs
Oh my God, you't you can't believe how shit this song is.

49:42.59
gav
that's not That's not necessarily true because for me, my most memorable 10 was um It's Every Day, Bro, by the...

49:43.55
Mad Dog
like,

49:50.62
gav
um Was it Logan Paul or Jake...

49:51.78
Chibbs
Oh, the Paul Brothers or whatever it was.

49:52.99
gav
The Paul fuckheads.

49:53.01
Mad Dog
Paul, yeah.

49:53.10
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

49:53.68
Chibbs
yeah

49:54.83
gav
i I took a vow of silence on that song.

49:55.22
Mad Dog
Like...

49:55.30
Chibbs
London. Wait, he says, he says, is that the one that says like, England is my city?

50:02.06
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

50:03.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:03.79
gav
Jesus.

50:05.06
Mad Dog
Um, yeah.

50:05.24
gav
That one, I was like, I hate this and I want to tell people how much I hate it, but I was like, I made a conscious choice to never talk about that song outside of this podcast because I don't want to give it any of my real time.

50:13.80
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough.

50:14.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.

50:16.73
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

50:17.47
Mad Dog
I feel like I had the opportunity to end it and I didn't, but I hated it.

50:23.21
gav
Yeah, okay.

50:23.66
Mad Dog
So I could have laid laid on my back and like wrenched the mower over me from life.

50:23.98
gav
yeah Yeah. You could have stopped it.

50:31.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:31.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

50:32.53
Chibbs
Okay, nine.

50:33.25
Bevo
like It's just lucky he didn't have the whippersnipper on you at the time.

50:33.55
Chibbs
I...

50:35.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

50:35.89
gav
yeah

50:36.05
Chibbs
yeah i I honestly... ah don't remember the song at all, because I listened to this two weeks ago, and I've just sort of forgot about it, and I don't know how it goes, but...

50:47.94
Chibbs
Yeah. Like I said, very at the right at the start, it seems like AI generated Taylor Swift. And it's that if that's not industry plant shit, I don't know what is.

50:53.17
gav
Yeah.

50:58.90
Chibbs
ah I also give it an eight.

51:02.40
gav
Nice.

51:03.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:03.21
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

51:04.47
Mad Dog
Fair. Fair.

51:05.63
Bevo
Yep, yep, yep, yep.

51:05.77
Chibbs
Yeah. I think it's fair.

51:07.54
Bevo
Yep, murdered.

51:07.97
gav
Yeah. It 100% is.

51:08.83
Chibbs
All right. Yeah.

51:12.07
gav
Okay, there it is. I was wondering if... Yeah, we're going hear it again. There we go. um why I'm not going to lie. There was a few times throughout this episode that I put this song on in the background...

51:21.46
Bevo
Just hang on, hang hang on, hang on.

51:22.76
gav
so I could remember what was happening.

51:23.10
Bevo
Stop talking over the murder music.

51:26.25
Chibbs
it was It was just spky it was making whatever Gavin was saying way more sinister than it should have been.

51:26.49
Mad Dog
um

51:27.03
gav
let Let Bevo...

51:29.45
Bevo
Changes your tone.

51:32.04
gav
a

51:34.03
Chibbs
Anyway, all right,

51:34.98
Bevo
ah

51:37.09
gav
Bevo seemed genuinely uncomfortable. Did you have something to say, Bevo, or you were you just like, you need to stop talking? God.

51:42.48
Bevo
Yeah, I just don't talk over the murder music. It changes your tone.

51:45.69
gav
yeah

51:46.59
Chibbs
we good? yeah

51:48.89
gav
oh god

51:49.01
Chibbs
anyway ah we good

51:51.90
gav
yeah

51:51.97
Mad Dog
Yep.

51:52.46
Bevo
yeah yeah that I'm looking at the Billboard charts at the moment and that apatour is number one.

51:52.62
gav
Probably.

51:57.12
Chibbs
Fuck, really?

51:57.21
gav
Oh, there you go

51:57.78
Bevo
I didn't think it would happen.

51:58.16
Chibbs
Still?

51:59.13
Bevo
Yeah. Apt.

52:00.60
Chibbs
Apt. Okay.

52:01.99
Bevo
Yeah.

52:02.86
Chibbs
Thanks, fellas. Everyone else go and get fucked.

52:05.78
Bevo
Bye.