Miracles - Insane Clown Posse

No, "Miracles" by Insane Clown Posse (ICP) is not intended as a joke. Despite its viral reception and widespread mockery—particularly the line "Fucking magnets, how do they work?"—the song was created with sincerity. ICP aimed to express genuine wonder at everyday phenomena that are often overlooked. Violent J, one of the group's members, explained that the song is about appreciating the world around us and rekindling a sense of awe that people often lose as they grow older. He emphasized that while many of the things mentioned in the song can be explained by science, they are still incredible and deserve appreciation. ​

The song's earnestness led to it becoming an internet meme, with parodies appearing on platforms like "Saturday Night Live." However, ICP embraced the humor, viewing it as an opportunity to spread their message of wonder and appreciation for the natural world. They clarified that the song was not an attack on science but rather a call to recognize the miraculous in the everyday. ​

In summary, "Miracles" is a sincere attempt by ICP to encourage listeners to see the extraordinary in the ordinary, even if its presentation led many to interpret it as humorous or satirical.​

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Transcript

00:41.89
Chibbs
This is a thousand and one songs that make you want to die. The podcast we talk about songs so bad, it makes you want to throw up into a Ziploc bag.

00:51.43
Mad Dog
hu

00:52.44
gav
I've done that.

00:53.23
Mad Dog
Smart.

00:53.23
Bevo
I've got a story about throwing up.

00:54.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:55.73
gav
Go on.

00:55.82
Bevo
hear it One time I threw up in in a hospital so much that the nurses went and showed all the other nurses how much throw up there was.

01:02.88
Mad Dog
Oh, wow.

01:03.77
gav
but That's hot.

01:03.87
Bevo
Yeah.

01:03.92
Chibbs
That's impressive.

01:04.70
Bevo
That's impressive for a hospital.

01:05.53
Chibbs
Yeah, that's all right.

01:06.38
Mad Dog
That is.

01:06.49
gav
Christ.

01:06.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Let's just remind me, we had a ah gig, Mac Tango gig, a week or so ago, and Sam Cole spewed in Jacko's car, driving home into a Ziploc bag.

01:16.19
Bevo
ah no.

01:17.76
gav
ah christ

01:17.23
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

01:19.33
Bevo
So it's a true, yeah.

01:18.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:20.58
Mad Dog
Nice.

01:19.98
Chibbs
True. True story.

01:21.64
Bevo
From life.

01:21.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

01:26.14
Mad Dog
from life.

01:25.54
Chibbs
yeah

01:27.23
Bevo
Yeah.

01:27.50
Chibbs
From life. Speaking of um absolute fucking garbage and shit coming out of your mouth, we are doing miracles by insane clown posse.

01:30.96
Bevo
Life.

01:35.02
gav
Okay.

02:04.42
Chibbs
It's like a Michael Jackson scream in there.

02:08.31
Bevo
At first I was a bit sad that you didn't put any of the the verse in because that's where it gets real dumb, but we're going to talk about it.

02:13.90
Chibbs
We got to talk about it.

02:15.35
Mad Dog
It's

02:14.96
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. don't want to take it away too much.

02:18.24
gav
yeah how we doing

02:17.94
Chibbs
Gavin is here. Yeah. Good Gav. Trusty beverage.

02:23.77
Bevo
ah Can you call me Shaggy2Dope for the duration of this episode?

02:25.59
Chibbs
Shaggy too Bev.

02:26.48
Mad Dog
a sick dog.

02:27.02
gav
yeah call me violent gav

02:28.90
Chibbs
Beverage too dope.

02:30.87
Bevo
Yeah, that'll do.

02:31.30
Chibbs
And Doggy's here. Mad Dog's here.

02:33.98
Mad Dog
All right.

02:34.46
Chibbs
Yeah, calm.

02:36.50
Bevo
He's Shaggy3Dope.

02:37.37
Mad Dog
it's a sick though

02:38.08
Chibbs
It's a sick dog. Put it down, I say. Dan Southern's not here. he ah came up with an invention that's made him filthy rich, and he's too good to hang out with us anymore.

02:48.72
Chibbs
um Would you like to know what the invention is?

02:52.57
gav
I'm intrigued.

02:52.61
Bevo
Sure.

02:53.46
Chibbs
It's called the Beer Belly Flask.

02:57.46
gav
Oh, okay.

02:57.65
Bevo
Okay, let me guess.

02:58.39
Mad Dog
Oh.

02:58.37
Bevo
Let me guess.

02:58.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, gar yeah, go guess, guess. What does it do?

03:00.55
Bevo
It looks like a beer belly from the outside, but it's actually just full of beer. straight

03:03.15
Chibbs
Yeah, you got it.

03:04.60
Mad Dog
Nice.

03:04.28
Chibbs
It's exactly what it is.

03:06.01
gav
Yeah.

03:06.02
Chibbs
Yeah, you strap it to your chest.

03:06.94
Bevo
in.

03:07.34
Chibbs
It looks like a beer gut, but it's full of beer. And then you...

03:11.13
gav
The best part about that is that as you drink it, they won't notice any change because it will be going from the beer belly flask to your beer belly. Yeah.

03:17.12
Chibbs
It's genius.

03:17.96
Mad Dog
Smart.

03:18.05
Chibbs
This is why he's so goddamn rich.

03:18.91
Bevo
iv straight in

03:19.00
gav
Yeah.

03:21.38
gav
motherfucking brilliant ah like ah like a reverse colonoscopy bag colostomy bag what's that thing called colostomy bag not colonoscopy bag reverse colostomy that's a shirt shit yeah shit into my colostomy tube

03:22.81
Bevo
Imagine that fucking tube straight your gut.

03:22.18
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

03:24.88
Chibbs
It's just...

03:27.62
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like a fading tube.

03:28.92
Bevo
Yeah.

03:31.38
Bevo
Colostomy, yeah.

03:32.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:31.31
Chibbs
yeah

03:32.64
Bevo
ah Reverse colostomy. Yeah.

03:34.77
Mad Dog
Reveal.

03:37.03
Chibbs
The shit go ah shit goes in. Okay. There's a lot of lyrics here, so I'm going to get stuck

03:43.55
Bevo
I'm trying to think the opposite of operate would be like cloperate.

03:46.90
Chibbs
into it.

03:48.10
gav
haha

03:47.36
Chibbs
There's an intro here.

03:50.62
Bevo
Put it back in and

03:53.39
gav
ah Bye.

03:55.97
Chibbs
ah

03:57.62
Bevo
Speaking of miracles...

03:57.00
Chibbs
okay but there's so there's a lot of lyricsy so i mean he get stuck into it there's an intro here

04:03.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:04.28
Chibbs
Violent Jay and Shaggy Tudote together. They say, we got a theory. You see, Mike, we got a theory. don't know Mike is.

04:16.80
Chibbs
ah You see, Mike, we got a theory about magic and miracles. That's right. That's right. That's him.

04:25.59
Bevo
Spoiler alert, I don't think we ever find out what that theory is.

04:28.31
gav
No. Fucking hell.

04:31.89
Chibbs
Just like, so if they get to the end song, it's like, what was that theory you were talking about? It's like, oh, hmm.

04:40.25
Bevo
It's more just some thoughts they had.

04:39.92
Chibbs
I did it. It's not really ah theory per se.

04:44.62
Bevo
yeah just a string of consciousness.

04:46.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:47.51
gav
About magic and miracles.

04:46.98
Chibbs
About Magic Miracles.

04:50.10
gav
It sounds like the um the start of like a Disney musical or something. You know what I mean?

04:54.42
Chibbs
It's funny because...

04:55.57
gav
Come with us now and learn all about magic and miracles.

04:57.96
Chibbs
Insane Clown Posse were signed to Disney.

05:02.16
gav
Oh, yeah.

05:02.22
Bevo
What?

05:01.60
Chibbs
and

05:03.00
gav
read about that too.

05:03.95
Mad Dog
Were they?

05:03.45
Chibbs
Yeah, and it and it did not go well.

05:04.94
gav
Yeah. Disney-owned record label called Hollywood Records.

05:06.65
Bevo
Yeah. wonder why.

05:08.38
Chibbs
Yeah, Hollywood Records, which was owned by Disney, and they had Insane Clown Posse on there.

05:13.31
gav
They were like, these guys these guys look cartoonish.

05:14.89
Chibbs
Yeah, they're clowns!

05:15.71
gav
That's our whole fucking shtick. What could go wrong?

05:17.93
Chibbs
ah

05:18.82
Mad Dog
Clowns are funny, right?

05:18.85
Chibbs
yeah

05:20.59
Mad Dog
Kids love clowns.

05:19.83
Chibbs
Nothing's ever gone wrong with a clown.

05:23.27
Chibbs
This is at the yes it a height of Ronald.

05:24.24
gav
um

05:26.86
gav
but

05:26.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:28.34
gav
um

05:27.77
Chibbs
He was still on plastic, like statues of him on seats in the restaurants.

05:32.52
Bevo
well

05:32.67
gav
yeah this was like peak Ronald before um scary clowns became a big thing in like 20 this was like pre that

05:33.19
Bevo
that's Funny you should say that.

05:33.49
Mad Dog
yes

05:32.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:37.89
Chibbs
yay Yeah, yeah, yeah.

05:40.78
Bevo
Yeah, clowns are back though.

05:40.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:42.03
Bevo
Well, no, back. They're not scary anymore.

05:42.56
Chibbs
Clowns are back!

05:43.99
gav
in pod form

05:44.68
Chibbs
Grimace is

05:45.69
Mad Dog
Dog form.

05:46.92
Bevo
Like, it's okay. Bring Ronald back is what I'm saying. Like, they're still going with the criminal and the fucking...

05:52.36
Mad Dog
They've de-platformed you.

05:52.99
gav
Oh, no no, no, no, no.

05:53.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:54.23
gav
I'm stoked that Hamburglar's back.

05:53.62
Chibbs
shit, isn't Grimace is the shit. isn't it

05:56.88
Bevo
Never left, mate, Hamburglar.

05:56.15
Chibbs
pri ah

05:59.03
gav
Hamburglar fucking left. He was AWOL for about a decade and a half.

06:00.12
Chibbs
I say bring back fucking... Bring back fucking Officer Big Mac and Man McCheese.

06:07.17
Mad Dog
Mammock cheese.

06:06.46
Chibbs
That's what I want to say.

06:08.20
gav
Mammic cheese.

06:08.61
Chibbs
I want to see that...

06:09.81
Mad Dog
Just fucking whack.

06:10.06
Chibbs
but like I want to see some police brutality selling burgers. That's what I want.

06:16.26
gav
ah

06:16.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:18.39
gav
oh yeah

06:19.74
Bevo
we've we've done this We've done all this shtick as much as I'd like to do it again.

06:19.11
Chibbs
Yeah. I've done that.

06:21.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, we have. ah just, ah love it so much.

06:22.46
Chibbs
the Verse one. Verse one.

06:25.53
gav
um

06:25.23
Chibbs
best one

06:26.16
gav
I'll tell you where to pull up here if you like, Chibs.

06:27.41
Chibbs
Well, where do you me to go It is 97 lines long.

06:29.63
gav
um

06:29.28
Chibbs
Okay.

06:30.38
gav
Equal. go Go for the all-in-one room together as equal. That should be the break-off.

06:36.93
Bevo
stop you.

06:36.90
Chibbs
All right, no worries. Okay, good. Verse one. If magic is all we've ever known, then it's easy to miss what's really what really goes on.

06:48.37
Chibbs
But I've seen miracles in every way, and I see miracles every day. Ocean spanning beyond my sight, and a million stairs way above them at night.

06:59.37
Bevo
Stars.

06:59.77
gav
Daz, come on.

06:59.20
Chibbs
Stars. Stars.

07:01.25
gav
The dyslexic is reading the lyrics.

07:00.68
Chibbs
Stars. It's really far away. I've got this tiny little fucking laptop and it won't reach the power. I'm like, I've already made the font 30 size.

07:09.14
gav
Oh my God, you're killing me

07:10.99
Chibbs
Oh,

07:13.95
Bevo
you couldn You remember that episode of The Office where Michael Scott's got the TV on his wall? It's like mounted to his wall.

07:19.27
gav
me. And that's his monitor for the day or something? I don't

07:22.31
Bevo
No, it's just tiny.

07:22.83
Chibbs
all right.

07:23.69
Bevo
He's like bragging about it.

07:24.07
gav
Oh...

07:24.22
Mad Dog
I...

07:24.59
Chibbs
That's honestly what it's like. This thing is like a fucking 10 inch laptop. It's tiny. um

07:30.33
gav
That's huge, by the way. 10 inch.

07:31.22
Chibbs
Is it?

07:33.47
gav
That's fucking massive, mate.

07:35.09
Chibbs
I think it is.

07:37.22
gav
Save it for the cupcake episode, I guess.

07:40.23
Chibbs
um Okay, where am i

07:41.84
Bevo
That one didn't didn't hit.

07:41.88
Chibbs
And a million stars way above them at night. We don't have to be high to look in the sky and know and know that that's a miracle opened wide.

07:54.20
Chibbs
Look at the mountains, trees, the seven seas, and everything chilling underwater. Please! Hot lava, snow, rain and fog, long-necked giraffes, pet cats and dogs.

08:08.92
Chibbs
And I've seen 85,000 people all in one room together as equal.

08:16.01
Bevo
well

08:17.06
gav
yeah yeah

08:18.15
Bevo
If it wasn't so fucking dumb, it would be a little bit wholesome.

08:21.44
gav
it's That's the thing. It's the it's the way you sang it and the music because if you put that over the back of a jaunty little piano song, it could feature in any kid's cartoon and be perfectly legitimate.

08:30.42
Chibbs
Sure.

08:32.35
Bevo
Well, there's no F-bombs yet.

08:32.46
Mad Dog
But also it's two grown men in clown in in st clown makeup.

08:33.88
Chibbs
Yeah, it's something about um menacing white menacing white men in clown things, saying saying it with as much, like, gusto and, like, just depth.

08:36.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:40.38
Bevo
Well, there's no F-bombs yet, so...

08:42.28
Mad Dog
yeah

08:43.29
gav
Yet.

08:47.01
gav
Oh, yeah. Verve.

08:50.56
Chibbs
Like, it's just, it's like they real they they

08:51.91
Bevo
Yeah.

08:54.98
Chibbs
they think they are being profound.

08:57.87
Bevo
Yeah.

08:57.99
Mad Dog
Yeah, this is this is their breakthrough song into the...

08:58.20
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

08:59.36
Bevo
but

09:00.52
Chibbs
It's just like, look we look, we can be serious too. Let's think about the miracles there are in the universe.

09:06.36
gav
Look at the mountains, the trees, the seven seas.

09:08.38
Bevo
Dave, man.

09:09.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:10.65
gav
Like, we're we're brilliant because we've noticed all this. What the fuck have you been doing?

09:15.00
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

09:15.26
Chibbs
Yeah, we don't have to be high to look in the sky.

09:18.83
gav
Oh, like that's the one that's the one lyric in that whole thing that it just, like, is the facepalm for me.

09:19.01
Mad Dog
yeah

09:18.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:24.74
gav
That was just like, oh, God.

09:26.49
Bevo
I love my favorite line is so far, the three the three big animals, cats, dogs, giraffes.

09:26.68
gav
Ha, ha,

09:30.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:34.22
gav
ha, ha.

09:33.59
Chibbs
Long neck giraffes.

09:35.10
gav
Ha,

09:35.19
Chibbs
not they

09:36.07
Mad Dog
Pit cats.

09:36.21
Chibbs
Not those short necked ones.

09:39.02
Bevo
Yeah.

09:39.20
gav
ha, ha, ha.

09:39.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

09:40.61
gav
um

09:40.06
Chibbs
Not those. Long neck giraffes. And my favourite, we're going to get to it, is just when they don't have enough syllables in the lines, so they've got to say fucking.

09:50.15
Bevo
Yeah.

09:51.88
Chibbs
It's great. It's great.

09:54.22
gav
Look, we've all been there, okay? I can relate heavily to that.

09:55.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. yeah But it seems like these, they're trying to write fuck.

10:00.26
Bevo
All

10:01.51
Chibbs
It's like, they're like, this is like imagine, but for the hip hop community.

10:05.12
Bevo
right.

10:05.58
Mad Dog
Yeah, this is the new Imagine.

10:05.83
gav
Yeah, fuck.

10:06.30
Bevo
Imagine the fucking morons.

10:08.47
Mad Dog
Yeah, it is.

10:07.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:08.66
gav
That's a great analogy. I'm...

10:11.47
Mad Dog
Pet cats and dogs.

10:12.78
Chibbs
Yeah. Long

10:16.33
Mad Dog
And I've seen 85,000 people all in one room.

10:16.58
gav
i'm

10:20.66
gav
together as equal

10:19.93
Chibbs
Together is equal.

10:21.51
Bevo
trees, the seven seas. All right, Sinbad.

10:26.24
gav
ah

10:27.23
Chibbs
Yeah, the that's... that I do like that. Everything is chilling underwater. like

10:33.15
Mad Dog
yeah just chilling

10:36.16
gav
i also love that he's like trying to say how wild and magnificent and everything and he says a million stars above him at night it's like you've dramatically underestimated how many stars there are

10:43.94
Chibbs
Under it, there's so much more.

10:45.55
Mad Dog
hey

10:45.80
Bevo
yeah yeah brutal yeah shit no one's chilling

10:45.54
Chibbs
And also, the ocean is a fucking... um is A chaotic fucking cesspool of death. Like, you know what I mean? Like, there's not...

10:55.01
gav
but That's a shirt.

10:55.59
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not a, it's not, it's no one's fucking, no one's fucking chilling down there.

10:59.51
Mad Dog
A cesspool.

11:01.32
Chibbs
Yeah. No one's chilling.

11:04.64
gav
The ocean is a cesspool of such a great age of death.

11:06.98
Mad Dog
Chaotic cesspool of death.

11:09.29
Bevo
literally cesspool

11:11.29
gav
Oh, fuck. Oh, that's very good.

11:15.68
Chibbs
ah Okay.

11:17.02
gav
wo Okay.

11:16.85
Chibbs
Here we go.

11:18.33
gav
So pick it back up from um Pure Magic.

11:18.90
Chibbs
Back up from pure magic. Yeah. Pure magic is the birth of my kids. I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids. The sun and the moon and even Mars.

11:28.85
Bevo
I

11:30.41
Chibbs
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars.

11:31.35
Bevo
yeah

11:34.30
Chibbs
so

11:35.41
gav
That was why I was so happy to cut it there. That's a great way open back up.

11:38.35
Chibbs
the sun and the moon and even mars the milky way and fucking shooting stars

11:52.03
Chibbs
UFOs, river flows. Plant a little seed and nature grows. Niagara Falls and the pyramids. Everything you believed in as kids.

12:04.84
Chibbs
Fucking rainbows after it rains.

12:10.22
Chibbs
That's enough miracles here to blow your brains.

12:15.70
Chibbs
I fed a fish to a pelican at Frisco Bay. It tried to eat my cell phone. He ran away.

12:25.63
Chibbs
And music is magic, pure and clean. You can feel it and hear it, but it can't be seen.

12:35.15
gav
Yeah, son. Yeah, son.

12:37.75
Bevo
you don't You don't happen to have that Pelican line and as a sting idea, as a grab.

12:40.37
Chibbs
ah don't because um i the soundboard's full.

12:43.09
gav
The soundboard's fucked.

12:44.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:45.35
Mad Dog
Oh my god.

12:45.70
Chibbs
This, this, this, I could have had a 200 button fucking soundboard here and not had enough.

12:46.79
gav
Fucking...

12:51.52
Mad Dog
ah

12:51.53
Bevo
the whole song.

12:52.67
gav
Everything. Birth of my kids.

12:53.24
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

12:55.75
Bevo
I just, I was reading the annotation for the Pelican part and it says, um hang on, where is it? ah Everyone, basically everyone gets on the magnet line later, but this line is perhaps the silliest.

13:06.83
gav
you

13:07.37
Bevo
Violent Jay not only breaks the flow awkwardly, made extremely obvious in the video, but the entire story is decidedly non-miraculous.

13:16.03
Chibbs
so

13:18.59
Bevo
He gave a fish to a bird, not a miracle.

13:18.01
Chibbs
ah but But...

13:21.02
Bevo
It tried to eat his phone, not a miracle.

13:21.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:23.26
Bevo
And either Violent Jay or the pelican, the he is ambiguous, then fled the sea.

13:29.11
gav
ah the thing i saw I saw a very similar comment that was just like, I love that he compares a pelican stealing his phone to the birth of his child. Oh, God. Yep.

13:40.19
Chibbs
Both are miracles.

13:41.34
gav
yeah

13:42.41
Chibbs
Also...

13:44.02
Mad Dog
It was an amazing day.

13:43.42
Chibbs
oh Was the bird for going for your phone or did he think you had more fish?

13:49.39
gav
ah god

13:53.42
Mad Dog
You can't blame the pelican in this situation.

13:54.15
Chibbs
can't play the pelican. You just fed it a fish.

13:56.38
gav
yeah

13:56.52
Mad Dog
that Yeah.

13:56.75
Chibbs
and Everyone knows you don't feed the birds.

13:59.53
Mad Dog
You don't give chip to the seagull, mate.

13:59.05
Chibbs
don't feed the birds. Oh, God.

14:01.67
gav
Oh my God.

14:01.99
Mad Dog
We fucking...

14:03.16
gav
So fucking funny.

14:03.60
Chibbs
um

14:04.66
gav
I like, I like how, yeah, he's pointing out, I think that the, for me, the concept of this song is at least he's saying that every day, the the normal stuff that you see every day is what is a miracle.

14:17.62
gav
And then he just throws in UFOs.

14:20.07
Bevo
Yeah.

14:20.98
gav
It's like, no, can that, that one, that one is a fucking miracle.

14:21.83
Chibbs
Yeah, an actual miracle. yeah That's a miracle.

14:26.69
Mad Dog
ah

14:26.79
gav
Like that, that one right there is not your everyday shit.

14:26.30
Chibbs
yeah and yeah Not going to say that every day.

14:30.08
Bevo
ah to

14:30.13
gav
Like,

14:31.00
Bevo
We really got a highlight as well. Fucking rainbows after it rains.

14:33.17
Chibbs
fuck

14:34.16
Bevo
There's enough miracles here to blow your brain.

14:35.09
Chibbs
it this yeah This is just so fucking good.

14:36.88
Mad Dog
Brains.

14:38.81
Chibbs
This is what I was talking about where it's like um I can't just be like rainbows after it rains.

14:42.01
gav
oh fuck

14:44.12
Chibbs
just like these fucking rainbows.

14:47.95
gav
it's fucking rainbows eh

14:49.82
Mad Dog
And fucking shooting stars.

14:49.09
Chibbs
ah just makes me want It just makes me want to shoot myself.

14:55.72
Mad Dog
And I like Niagara Falls and the pyramids, everything you believed in as kids. Like, they ah were fairy tales.

15:00.31
Chibbs
and Like

15:01.86
Bevo
Like those things are fictional.

15:04.70
Chibbs
It's like, well, I've never seen them.

15:07.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:07.62
Bevo
The pyramids, it's just something they made up to scare kids.

15:07.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:12.77
gav
They can't hurt you.

15:14.80
Bevo
The pharaohs, kind of.

15:17.75
gav
fuck.

15:19.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:20.70
Bevo
Oh, man.

15:21.40
gav
Fuck.

15:20.75
Chibbs
The Milky Way and fucking shooting stars.

15:24.48
gav
Fuck.

15:24.73
Mad Dog
Fucking shooting stuff.

15:24.90
gav
Fuck.

15:25.18
Chibbs
Fucking shooting stars and fucking rainbows.

15:28.08
gav
Fuck Fuck

15:28.35
Chibbs
Yeah. it

15:30.39
Mad Dog
Blowing your brains. Yeah.

15:31.34
Bevo
And then, sorry, I want to go back to, I wonder if this is a run-on sentence. Pure magic is the birth of my kids. I've seen shit that'll shock your eyelids. Is that, is the shit?

15:40.30
gav
It's not. That's a standalone. That's why I started it back up there. That's it.

15:42.68
Chibbs
It is a good one.

15:43.65
Bevo
But like, is the shit that he's seen the kids shit?

15:47.60
gav
Oh, I see.

15:46.87
Chibbs
i imagine, well, it maybe be the the woman that gave birth is also shit and he's just like, close your eyes.

15:48.52
gav
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yep.

15:55.05
gav
That's common. That happens.

15:55.75
Bevo
Yeah. His eyelids have just slammed shut.

15:56.64
Chibbs
Like, ah I won't let my eyeballs see this. my eye It'll have to bounce off my eyelids. Yeah,

16:03.66
Bevo
more Or maybe she grew like tentacles or something like that.

16:04.00
gav
You ever heard... um

16:07.60
Bevo
That would shock my eyelids.

16:09.10
Chibbs
yeah, yeah.

16:10.56
gav
i was um I was listening to one of those, like, you know when they used to do, like, in the, like, 50s and 60s, they were doing, like, nuclear um bomb tests and stuff.

16:17.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:18.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:18.70
gav
And before they knew how fucking terrible radiation was for you, the military used to go stand there and just watch them.

16:24.03
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

16:25.11
gav
And I remember, like, I was i was i was listening to, like, an interview with an old veteran.

16:25.39
Bevo
Yeah.

16:25.41
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

16:28.60
Mad Dog
Smoking a cigarette.

16:29.82
gav
i was listening to an interview with a veteran who said that they got told, like, they got told, like, you guys stand here, but face away.

16:29.22
Chibbs
yeah

16:38.19
gav
And the bomb was going to go off.

16:37.72
Chibbs
yeah

16:39.39
Mad Dog
Don't look at the flash. Yeah.

16:41.20
gav
don't Don't look until we tell you to look. And he said that he was facing away from the bomb blast with his eyes closed and his hands over his face like they'd told him to. And even with it being behind him, eyes closed, hands over his face, he said it was so bright that he could see through his eyelids all the bones of his fingers like an x-ray.

16:58.98
Chibbs
Oh my God.

17:00.82
Bevo
Oh my God.

17:01.51
gav
He said it was just like...

17:01.08
Chibbs
It's just like, and the tumors started growing instantly.

17:02.55
gav
it was just like it was It was so bright he could see the bones of his fingers through his closed eyes.

17:03.87
Chibbs
How

17:08.83
gav
Too

17:08.63
Chibbs
fucking close were they to nuclear bombs?

17:12.06
gav
fucking close.

17:11.91
Chibbs
Yeah, and that's too close.

17:14.69
gav
So anyway, that shocked the fuck out of his eyelids.

17:14.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:17.26
Bevo
Yeah.

17:16.86
Chibbs
I bet, yeah, that's quite an eyelid shock.

17:19.07
Bevo
That's a miracle. The atomic bomb.

17:19.28
Chibbs
Yeah, that's a miracle.

17:21.70
gav
yeah

17:22.08
Chibbs
There's a chorus. Chorus goes, are you a believer in miracles? Music is all magic. You can't even hold it. Do you notice and recognise miracles?

17:33.27
Chibbs
It's just there in the air. Are you a believer in miracles? Pure motherfucking magic, right? This shit'll blow your motherfucking mind. Do you notice and recognise miracles?

17:48.19
Mad Dog
Okay.

17:48.02
Chibbs
Recognise!

17:48.83
gav
How much does that last line?

17:49.92
Chibbs
Recognise! Like, I didn't notice it, but my recognition has not kicked in yet.

17:52.48
Bevo
Jehovah's Witness.

17:56.99
Mad Dog
Bye.

17:57.11
gav
How much does that sound like ah how much does it sound like a question on the census?

17:57.39
Bevo
Have you accepted miracles into your life?

18:02.51
gav
Like a ticker box.

18:02.65
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:03.39
gav
Do you notice and recognize miracles?

18:04.05
Chibbs
Who knows miracles?

18:05.55
gav
Yes, no.

18:05.70
Chibbs
Yes.

18:07.98
Bevo
Can I read you this annotation here from Violent J in an interview from 2010?

18:09.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:13.53
Bevo
i think we might've misused the word miracle. these

18:19.13
Chibbs
He's called it!

18:20.01
Bevo
These things we mentioned in the song, they can all be explained, but what we're doing is appreciating them.

18:25.91
gav
Oh my god, that's so fucking good.

18:27.31
Chibbs
I wonder what he should have called it. Things.

18:30.99
Bevo
Science. science

18:31.71
gav
Just stuff, just day-to-day stuff.

18:32.50
Chibbs
Stuff.

18:34.08
Bevo
The scientific method.

18:35.84
Chibbs
Day-to-day things.

18:37.10
gav
Oh my god.

18:37.83
Mad Dog
the reality of life on earth.

18:39.03
Bevo
reality. yeah

18:39.55
Chibbs
Yeah. ah Okay. yeah Pure motherfucking magic, right? Yeah.

18:46.67
gav
I love how many questions there are.

18:46.05
Chibbs
good so many questions not often not often you get asked so many questions in a song yeah yeah questions

18:49.97
gav
He says, are you a believer in miracles? I know. Are you a believer in miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? Are you a believer in miracles? Do you know? He asks it for pretty motherfucking magic, right?

19:01.71
Mad Dog
Is this, is this how, is this like a Jehovah's witness kind of door knock pitch

19:07.18
Bevo
That's what I see.

19:07.47
gav
i've

19:07.98
Bevo
Have you accepted miracles as your personal savior?

19:08.38
gav
i've heard I've heard less unhinged.

19:07.89
Chibbs
oh yeah

19:08.73
Mad Dog
Oh, right.

19:10.96
gav
I've heard yeah i've heard more unhinged door knockers than this.

19:11.77
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

19:14.44
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true, but they haven't turned up in clown makeup.

19:15.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:18.93
gav
Sadly.

19:18.55
Chibbs
Do juggalos have to door knock like Jehovah's Witnesses?

19:21.37
gav
They were in clown makeup by the time I was finished with them.

19:21.51
Chibbs
i don't know.

19:24.13
Chibbs
Yeah, bet.

19:24.99
Bevo
um I was just about to ask the question, um do you reckon Juggalos listen to this and then actually do take a moment to appreciate miracles?

19:26.61
gav
Tied them up.

19:25.91
Chibbs
In your basement.

19:27.95
gav
Made them wear makeup. Licked

19:32.51
Bevo
But me listening to this song on the way home appreciated a really nice sunset while I was listening to

19:37.53
gav
them. Oh my god.

19:41.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:42.72
gav
Yeah, I listened to this and then I saw a UFO and I was like, that's that's nice.

19:43.00
Bevo
it. Yep. Hmm.

19:45.76
Chibbs
That's nice.

19:46.82
gav
That's nice.

19:46.64
Chibbs
That's something, you know, I recognise it.

19:47.54
Bevo
Hmm.

19:47.95
Mad Dog
yeah

19:48.07
gav
and plaum um I'm glad I'm seeing this now.

19:50.83
Chibbs
Yeah, I appreciate and recognise the UFO.

19:51.70
Mad Dog
Thank God for UFOs.

19:55.75
Mad Dog
I've noticed it and I'm recognising it as a miracle.

19:58.03
Chibbs
ah As an unidentified flying object.

19:58.89
gav
Yeah.

20:01.56
Chibbs
but

20:03.58
gav
ah First two chibs hit it until um nothing to lie.

20:07.28
Chibbs
Okay. Music is a lot like love, it? It's all a feeling. And it fills the room from the floor to the ceiling.

20:18.08
Chibbs
I see miracles all around me. Stop and look around. It's all astounding. Water, fire, air and dirt. Fucking magnets. How do they work?

20:29.77
Bevo
It's the best one. Fucking shit.

20:33.25
Chibbs
And I don't want to talk to a scientist. Your motherfucker's lying and getting me pissed.

20:41.27
Bevo
ah get dumb shit

20:42.50
Chibbs
ah and solar eclipse and vicious weather 15,000 juggalos together and I love my mum for giving me this time on this planet taking nothing for granted i' seen a caterpillar turn into a butterfly miracles ain't nothing to lie is that where i'm finishing okay all alright all alright all alright okay

21:06.46
Mad Dog
Jesus.

21:08.72
gav
Yeah, yeah.

21:09.23
Bevo
Yeah.

21:10.03
gav
That's that's about halfway for this one. If anything, it's a little short of halfway. That's how long this fucking verse is.

21:14.16
Chibbs
yeah Now, mean, before we get to magnets, before we get to magnets, before we get magnets.

21:17.63
gav
we We've got it. Yeah, okay. Okay.

21:21.46
Chibbs
I don't want to talk to a scientist.

21:24.19
Mad Dog
yeah

21:23.79
Chibbs
Y'all motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed. It's like,

21:32.26
Chibbs
it's it's it's every single line in this song someone's just said to them. It's like they said in the studio, I can explain all of these things.

21:40.24
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

21:40.90
gav
and I want to.

21:41.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:41.34
Chibbs
It's like, I'm not listening to your lies.

21:45.68
Bevo
yeah

21:46.51
Mad Dog
I'm not listening to you nerds.

21:46.51
Bevo
It's like the fail safe. The fail safe in there. Like, yeah, I recognize that these can all be explained.

21:53.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:53.33
Bevo
i don't want to know. Yeah.

21:54.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:53.88
Chibbs
But I'm...

21:54.65
gav
i

21:55.92
Mad Dog
And it's fucking pissing me off that you're trying to.

21:56.83
Chibbs
You know what? yeah It's really starting to piss me off, these explanations.

22:01.16
gav
oh I love that he's asked a scientific question and then said, but I don't want to hear the answer from a scientist who knows exactly what they're talking That's like me being like, my car's broken.

22:09.09
Chibbs
Exactly, yeah.

22:12.74
gav
I'm going to go ask a vet how I should fix this.

22:13.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:16.35
Bevo
can i Can I give you another Violent J quote?

22:19.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:20.08
Bevo
There's a few actually.

22:20.14
gav
Go on then.

22:21.17
Bevo
in I'll give you just one. ah This is from a Reddit AMA from Violent J. There's no real beef. It's just that scientists sometimes take the fun away from the supernatural stuff with all their nerdy facts and shit.

22:34.14
Bevo
so

22:34.37
Mad Dog
Nerdy things.

22:35.48
Bevo
sometimes it's Sometimes it's fun and not to know the truth. Look how much fun you had as a kid when your imagionations would run wild about everything. They say Einstein was depressed because he knew everything.

22:48.83
Bevo
The truth usually sucks, I guess.

22:51.74
gav
Oh my God.

22:51.76
Chibbs
Fucking hell. I like this. It's just like, how do magnets work? it's like, well, it's interesting. It's like, shut up.

22:59.72
gav
Don't tell me. I asked, but I don't want to fucking know.

23:00.01
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. I get that you know. I don't want to know.

23:09.64
gav
Yeah. For someone that doesn't want to know the answer to that question, he's going the wrong way about it by asking the question, right?

23:14.61
Chibbs
I want to be a fly on the wall of that that room where they were writing this. And he, like, you know, looks over at the fridge or whatever, and it's just there's some magnets on there. He's like,

23:25.69
Chibbs
soon

23:28.24
Mad Dog
How the fuck does that work?

23:29.48
gav
to to be honest I think if you were flying the wall in that room you wouldn't be able to see a fucking thing for all the bong smoke hanging in the air man

23:35.81
Bevo
I said I wasn't going to read any of the other quotes, but I'm going to because they're funny.

23:39.49
gav
go on then

23:39.96
Bevo
ah In a 2011 interview with the AV Club, Violet J said, in Miracles, where Shaggy says, scientists, you're getting me pissed or whatever he says, where he's not really saying fuck scientists, right?

23:50.78
Bevo
It's saying fuck scientists for always taking the thrill away, but it's not really saying fuck them as we don't want there to be scientists. The way Shaggy described it one interview, he said, let's say you're young and you're about to get some skin at a chick's house, but her mum comes home.

24:05.17
Bevo
Fuck her mum. You know, it's not really fuck her mum, let's go beat her up. It's like, fuck her for coming home when you're about to get some pussy.

24:14.94
Chibbs
It's just, I need to, you're not getting it.

24:16.82
gav
That is so unhinged.

24:17.69
Chibbs
Let me explain it another way.

24:20.45
gav
Let me explain it the most confusing way possible.

24:20.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:22.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:23.70
gav
I love that he said, we're not saying fuck scientists. We're saying fuck scientists for this.

24:27.39
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

24:28.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:28.19
Chibbs
Not saying to actually have sex with scientist.

24:29.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:30.27
Chibbs
I'm saying they need to shut their fucking mouth about magnets. It's a mystery, all right? It's goddamn mystery. It's a miracle.

24:37.88
gav
Oh, fuck.

24:38.96
Bevo
Oh, man.

24:39.35
gav
Fantastic. um

24:39.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:40.92
Mad Dog
These people are so fucking stoned.

24:41.23
gav
What else have got?

24:44.08
gav
solar eclipse and vicious weather just just talking about the weather now how to just throw it in there

24:46.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:47.86
Mad Dog
that's so the

24:52.46
Bevo
15,000 juggalos together. How do you fucking manage that one?

24:56.55
Mad Dog
yeah

24:57.78
Bevo
That's the only miracle here. Literally.

24:58.57
Chibbs
It's a miracle.

25:00.80
gav
ah

25:01.07
Chibbs
That 15th year.

25:01.98
Mad Dog
Water, fire, air, and dirt.

25:04.85
gav
oh fuck yeah it sounds like the captain planet theme doesn't it yeah

25:05.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:07.02
Bevo
Captain Planet.

25:09.68
Mad Dog
Dirt!

25:09.91
Bevo
Magnets.

25:10.29
Chibbs
Heart!

25:11.54
gav
Fire, wind, water, heart.

25:14.63
Mad Dog
Dirt!

25:15.58
Chibbs
Uh...

25:16.55
gav
UFOs.

25:17.40
Chibbs
ah Rainbows.

25:18.80
Bevo
Magnets. magnets

25:20.91
Chibbs
Meganit.

25:23.22
Mad Dog
Magnet!

25:23.25
Chibbs
um like Okay. Let's go to the next, next half of it. It says Shaggy's little boys look just like Shaggy. And my little boy looks just like daddy.

25:34.54
Chibbs
Miracles each and everywhere you look and nobody has to stay where they put. The world is yours for you to explore. It's nothing but miracles beyond your door.

25:46.89
Chibbs
The Dark Carnival is your invitation to witness that without explanation. Take a look at this fine creation and enjoy it better with appreciation.

25:58.83
Chibbs
Crows, ghosts, and the Midnight Coast, the wonders of the world, mysteries the most. Just open your mind and it ain't no way to ignore the miracles of every day.

26:11.45
Chibbs
And that's real.

26:15.96
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

26:18.06
Mad Dog
And that's real.

26:18.77
Chibbs
and trying to explain genetics at the start it's just like that's a miracle it's like no that can explain i can tell you exactly why you can look sort of like you yeah

26:19.54
Bevo
i mean

26:21.69
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

26:25.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:29.28
Bevo
yeah I'd be more worried if Shaggy's little boys look just like daddy.

26:33.47
Chibbs
it's just like shaggy's little boy just looks like shaggy and my little boy's black

26:34.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:38.44
Bevo
Also looks like Shaggy.

26:39.69
gav
who like That would have been a great follow-up to that line, and my little boy looks just like Shaggy.

26:43.54
Bevo
Yeah.

26:46.95
gav
Fucking so good.

26:47.80
Mad Dog
Does this mean that they paint them up in clown makeup as well?

26:51.14
Bevo
yeah It comes out out of the womb with the clown shit on.

26:51.28
gav
They can't tell who's is who.

26:52.04
Chibbs
they In the video they do, don't they? In the video they put the kids in clown makeup, I think.

26:57.15
gav
I think so.

26:57.18
Bevo
they?

26:58.01
gav
Yeah.

26:58.48
Mad Dog
Oh, do they?

26:58.61
gav
Yeah, because...

26:59.18
Mad Dog
Wow. Yeah.

26:58.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:01.76
gav
We'll get to the video when we get to the video.

27:02.09
Chibbs
I mean, this is all pretty much just like, by the end of this they're just saying, just go outside and have a look around.

27:03.37
gav
Okay.

27:07.18
Chibbs
Fucking miracle misshapes apes and miracles.

27:08.34
Bevo
Yeah.

27:08.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:08.50
gav
Well, they're not that's the thing, though.

27:09.57
Bevo
It's a public service announcement.

27:09.05
Chibbs
of miracles.

27:10.18
gav
that's That's not exactly what they're saying in this verse because they also say um nobody has to stay where they put. The world is yours for you to explore. It's nothing but miracles outside your door.

27:21.90
gav
So there's some poor fucking Peruvian farmer listening to this, um earning like a buck a day in his clown makeup going, oh oh, I don't have to stay where I'm put, do I?

27:27.62
Bevo
For some reason. and Yeah.

27:32.71
gav
I can just head out and explore the world, shall I?

27:35.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:37.11
gav
ah feel like...

27:36.41
Chibbs
but Apparently, insane clown posse don't believe in borders.

27:37.51
gav
ah

27:40.67
gav
No, no, they don't.

27:41.58
Mad Dog
They

27:42.16
gav
And they're letting their privilege show a little bit.

27:41.52
Chibbs
Interesting. Yeah, they are, aren't they?

27:45.28
Mad Dog
are.

27:44.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:45.70
Mad Dog
They are.

27:45.88
gav
Yeah, yeah.

27:46.02
Mad Dog
It's very, very privileged.

27:47.91
gav
You don't know?

27:48.24
Mad Dog
Yeah. It's like, get out there and explore. Just don't talk to any scientists.

27:49.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:52.94
Mad Dog
Fucking.

27:52.98
gav
Yeah.

27:53.63
Chibbs
That's that clown privilege.

27:56.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:55.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:57.95
Mad Dog
Is that Clem?

27:58.58
gav
but Insane clown privilege. That's what the ICP stands for.

28:03.58
Chibbs
Insane clown privilege.

28:05.04
gav
Insane clown privilege.

28:05.97
Mad Dog
Clem.

28:06.45
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

28:07.28
Mad Dog
That's a shirt.

28:07.44
gav
That's a shirt.

28:08.50
Mad Dog
That's a shirt.

28:08.09
Chibbs
That's a shirt.

28:09.12
Mad Dog
What?

28:10.07
gav
There we go.

28:11.02
Chibbs
ah

28:20.22
gav
Oh, fuck. I know there's a lot of that's a shirt, but someone has to get to work on that pretty...

28:21.08
Bevo
Beautiful, beautiful.

28:23.99
Mad Dog
what what would the

28:23.98
Bevo
It's saying clap.

28:23.55
Chibbs
yeah

28:24.61
gav
Oh, God.

28:25.43
Mad Dog
What would the design be? Just...

28:28.56
gav
It's going to have juggalo makeup and probably an airplane, I think.

28:30.87
Chibbs
yeah them in first class yeah yeah yeah

28:33.19
gav
Yeah. Oh, 100%. They're in first class.

28:36.67
Mad Dog
And all the scientists back in economy.

28:38.37
Chibbs
but First class, I'm an Emirates, like, leaving Dubai.

28:39.83
gav
That's on the on the back of the shirt.

28:45.18
Mad Dog
Insane clown privilege.

28:46.13
gav
ah

28:51.24
gav
Oh my God. I feel like that's such a good shirt too because if if if an actual like, if a juggalo saw you in public wearing that, they'd be like, he a fan or not?

28:52.69
Chibbs
good.

28:55.49
Mad Dog
yeah

28:56.13
Chibbs
ICP.

28:59.77
Chibbs
It's a juggalo. It's a juggalo.

29:01.53
Mad Dog
yeah

29:01.90
gav
Like, it's so hard to tell if that's like some...

29:02.04
Chibbs
juggleler

29:03.56
Bevo
I'm trying to think of any situation too where a clown would get more privileged than any other person.

29:10.40
Chibbs
They're really ah bottom feeders. like and say

29:16.79
Mad Dog
Maybe like, yeah, face page shop, party shop.

29:16.77
Bevo
maybe

29:17.16
gav
I feel like perhaps at the, in the con, in the context of a carnival though, surely the carny is lower than the clown, right?

29:17.58
Bevo
heavy ronald

29:25.01
gav
That's got to be bottom of the barrel.

29:24.61
Chibbs
I don't know. I don't know.

29:27.59
gav
Do you reckon the carnies have that true actually?

29:26.97
Chibbs
They use clowns to fucking coax balls. but Yeah.

29:33.34
gav
Yeah.

29:32.88
Chibbs
Like, it's one of the, yeah, one of the rare jobs left for a clown outside of the circus is the rodeo.

29:33.87
Mad Dog
Yeah, I think it's pretty low.

29:35.91
gav
Yeah. It's,

29:41.50
gav
that's true fuck why does that that shouldn't make as much sense as it does I'm disgusted at how on the level that was I'm like like i' like yeah I'm like yeah Chips is right clowns don't have that many jobs left it's only it's at least circuses and rodeos now

29:41.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:43.00
Mad Dog
You got no personal space. Yeah.

29:50.77
Chibbs
Disgusting!

29:54.09
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, yes.

29:53.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:57.57
Bevo
Justice for clowns.

29:58.31
Mad Dog
It's hard for clowns this economy.

30:00.88
Bevo
Maybe they shouldn't have gone around scaring everybody.

30:03.15
Mad Dog
All

30:02.57
Chibbs
Yeah, too frightening.

30:05.55
gav
and selling burgers

30:07.16
Chibbs
There's another chorus. say they

30:09.54
Bevo
Do you reckon career clowns saw that whole murder clown thing going on in 2016 and went, fuck, fuck.

30:14.01
gav
and were just like, fuck sake.

30:14.22
Chibbs
God damn it.

30:15.73
gav
Oh, for sure. for sure clown Clown hires for birthday parties would have dropped off in 2016.

30:20.46
Chibbs
Yeah, big time.

30:21.31
Bevo
Yeah.

30:21.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

30:23.16
Bevo
Yeah. Someone i had to hang up the rainbow wig.

30:23.13
Chibbs
Clown. yeah Yeah. You'd definitely be... You'd hold your clown stock, though.

30:30.70
gav
Go down to the warehouse and get to get a job at the calculator factory in town.

30:31.00
Chibbs
It'll it'll come back up.

30:35.32
Bevo
Put his giant shoes back on the wall.

30:35.37
gav
No, I don't do that anymore.

30:38.86
Chibbs
Carpool of 33 people.

30:39.89
Mad Dog
The big clown stock dump of 2016.

30:43.04
gav
driving driving to the calculator factory in his fucking hot dog shaped car or something.

30:42.66
Chibbs
Yeah, got an Uber pool.

30:50.43
Bevo
Getting all his mates out of this tiny little car.

30:52.18
Chibbs
yeah

30:54.15
gav
He's just taxi driver.

30:53.56
Chibbs
carpool ah thirty three people

30:55.49
gav
He's a taxi driver.

30:56.64
Chibbs
but

30:57.60
gav
just It's guns in his car. Oh,

31:00.13
Chibbs
yeah got an uber paul

31:04.11
Chibbs
It's an Uber driver, but he he squishes about 34 people into his fucking Uber pool.

31:11.96
gav
Okay, I'm going to ah gonna workshop that.

31:12.39
Mad Dog
like ah just

31:14.01
gav
that's ah that's ah That's a stand-up bit.

31:14.45
Mad Dog
yeah

31:15.61
gav
I'm going workshop that and I'll let you know how it goes.

31:16.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:18.13
gav
That's a fucking good joke.

31:17.48
Chibbs
Ah, good.

31:19.83
Bevo
Yeah,

31:20.00
Mad Dog
That is very good.

31:21.34
gav
Oh, fuck.

31:22.34
Chibbs
The outro.

31:23.33
Bevo
we don't need the skit.

31:23.91
Chibbs
ah Is the outro the same as the chorus's?

31:26.93
Mad Dog
Nah.

31:27.42
gav
There's an outro, then there's a skit.

31:28.49
Chibbs
Yeah, the skit.

31:29.70
Bevo
yeah we don't we don't need the skin

31:29.30
Chibbs
Don't need skit. Wait, is the the chorus's?

31:35.20
Mad Dog
Nah, it's a bit of...

31:37.16
gav
No, it's a bit different.

31:36.63
Chibbs
like Okay. All right. right. Are you a believer in miracles? Do you have time for the miracles?

31:46.58
gav
laughter

31:46.41
Chibbs
No, no, I don't.

31:47.88
gav
ah

31:50.72
Chibbs
The end. ah Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles. Are you a believer in miracles?

32:01.73
Chibbs
Do you have time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? So many miracles, the magic miracles. We're in a world full of magic. Are you believer in miracles?

32:13.34
Chibbs
Do you have time for the miracles? Do you notice and recognize miracles? Miracles! So many miracles, the magic miracles. Miracles! Oh, yeah! Ah!

32:23.87
Chibbs
It goes psycho! Never! Ho, ho! Ho, woo! Ho, woo! Oh, yeah! Ah! ah yeah ah

32:33.00
Bevo
Jesus Christ.

32:36.71
Mad Dog
Do you have time for the miracles?

32:36.80
gav
Goes out with ah out with a bang there.

32:40.40
Chibbs
Yeah, what does that mean?

32:41.41
gav
for It 100% sounds like a bloody door knocker, doesn't it?

32:46.83
Bevo
It's very much a public service announcement, isn't it?

32:46.39
Chibbs
It's a cold calling.

32:50.56
Mad Dog
like Jesus comes strolling over the water.

32:50.52
gav
Do you have time?

32:53.27
Mad Dog
Like, I don't have time for this shit.

32:56.08
gav
yeah

32:56.62
Chibbs
Look, he's a about to step onto the water.

32:57.58
gav
yeah

32:58.06
Chibbs
I don't have time. I've got places to be.

33:00.15
Mad Dog
no

32:59.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:00.92
Bevo
Jesus, get out there and turn the fucking loaves.

33:01.14
gav
I've got plays in a bit.

33:03.48
Bevo
Oh, I got a spare 20. Yeah, right, right.

33:05.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:06.05
Bevo
ah

33:09.56
gav
Whoa. Okay. That's the most lyrics we've done in a while.

33:12.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:13.14
gav
That was a, that was a fucking monster.

33:13.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:14.11
Chibbs
That's pretty good. it's it's

33:16.15
Bevo
We've all learned something, at least.

33:16.63
Chibbs
We have learnt.

33:17.59
gav
Yeah. I feel like we have, we have.

33:17.79
Chibbs
I've learnt.

33:19.09
Mad Dog
oh

33:19.07
Chibbs
but um

33:19.86
Bevo
What's the theory? What was his theory?

33:19.98
Chibbs
I learnt that but fucking scientists are liars.

33:21.97
gav
I don't know.

33:22.58
Chibbs
That's what I learnt.

33:24.08
gav
I don't i

33:26.62
Mad Dog
Jesus.

33:26.72
Chibbs
It was released on the 1st of September 2009, 2,912 after the towers

33:34.22
gav
don't know. 2912. There you go.

33:34.63
Chibbs
nine one two

33:35.77
gav
Good to know.

33:35.75
Chibbs
ah yeah songwriters are joseph Joseph Utzler and Mike E. Clark.

33:46.61
gav
Is Utsla an anagram of slut? Just you said it. Sorry.

33:50.61
Bevo
Pig Latin. glu

33:51.75
gav
Just sounded like it.

33:52.58
Chibbs
Joseph Bruce.

33:53.77
gav
It sounded like you were trying to say slut in pig Latin or something.

33:55.11
Chibbs
and ah joseph Joseph Bruce. That's Violent J. They're both Joe. Joe and Joe.

34:01.88
gav
A pair of Joes.

34:01.16
Chibbs
um Joseph Utzler is Shaggy 2 Dope.

34:02.85
gav
Just a pair of average Joes.

34:06.77
gav
Yep.

34:06.29
Chibbs
uh yeah so um violent jay was inspired to write miracles by observing his children's sense of wonder at the world like it's genuine they really meant this it wasn't a joke yeah yeah uh and

34:21.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:21.42
gav
Yep. Yep.

34:22.98
Mad Dog
No.

34:26.52
Chibbs
They both, ah as ICP, they really have kind of done this kiss thing of the the marketing or whatever, but they wrestled in WCW as well, like as a wrestling partnership.

34:40.74
gav
yeah

34:40.65
Chibbs
Like, they're like, we're rappers and we're going to wrestle as well. So they're part of that. um Yeah, apparently, yeah, the Magnet thing, we all know, became a huge, big meme.

34:53.40
Chibbs
But when it came out, they, Saturday Night Live actually did a skit ripping this whole song and video off.

34:54.20
Mad Dog
Thank you.

35:01.10
Chibbs
It's like it just took it to this whole other level that Saturday Night Live were like, oh my God, they've already made, they just made a skit for us.

35:03.71
Bevo
It's

35:09.20
Chibbs
Like, yeah, we don't have to do anything.

35:10.36
gav
ah

35:11.09
Chibbs
Just do this.

35:12.07
gav
yeah very little work involved

35:12.74
Bevo
of those things that's hard to make fun of something that is already like too dumb.

35:18.99
gav
wildly cooked yeah yeah

35:18.67
Chibbs
yeah yay Yeah, yeah, yeah.

35:19.66
Bevo
I don't know. Yeah. it's like Is it self-aware?

35:21.12
Mad Dog
So stupid.

35:21.90
Bevo
That's the thing.

35:23.71
Mad Dog
No way it was.

35:23.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Now, um the Juggalos, who are the ah fans of Insane Clown Posse, were, I think at some point...

35:38.84
Chibbs
actually classed by the FBI as a criminal organization.

35:42.02
gav
Hmm.

35:45.32
Bevo
and Okay.

35:45.80
Chibbs
And um so the National Gang Intelligence Center ah claimed that there were 1 million self-proclaimed juggalos in the United States.

35:57.53
Chibbs
and that they estimate that 10 to 15 percent of them make up a criminal element like that's a lot yeah uh they've been linked to crimes such as extortion murder domestic terrorism

36:06.22
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha.

36:15.27
Chibbs
drive-by shootings, drug trafficking, arson, burglary, armed robbery, aggravated assault, weapon offences, and have been documented collaborating with a wide array of street and prison gangs.

36:28.82
Chibbs
Now, there is a whole section here on allies to the Juggalo gang. They include...

36:34.39
gav
amazing

36:34.91
Chibbs
Notenios, Saffunios, Bloods, Crips, Gangster Disciples, Black Disciples, Maniac Latin Disciples, The Spanish Cobras, Simon City Royals, Folk Nation, People Nation, Vice Lords, Black Peace Stones, The Latin Kings, and The Latin Counts.

36:55.97
gav
Hell yeah. Some of those names were fucking dope. Jesus Christ.

36:59.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:00.34
gav
I joined about eight of those on general principle.

37:02.74
Chibbs
yeah how do i get in the simon city royals

37:04.21
Bevo
It's on the name.

37:05.77
gav
that was That one stood out. That's fucking hard, man.

37:07.50
Chibbs
yeah so these are prison and prison and street gangs that have affiliations with the juggalos yeah yeah um it's it's and and the two guys that are in st climp are just like yeah shit's crazy yeah

37:09.60
gav
That's hard as fuck.

37:13.84
gav
Simon Street fucking Royals, man. God damn. That goes hard.

37:25.84
Chibbs
Like, they don't say anything about it. It's just like the FBI, ah yeah, yeah, yeah.

37:30.89
gav
It's just a thing that's happening in the background. They sued the FBI about being listed as a gang organization.

37:34.19
Chibbs
They did eventually, but I don't think they won it.

37:37.04
gav
So, no, I don't think so. I think they ended up withdrawing their suit.

37:37.75
Chibbs
yeah yeah i think they're like oh sorry you want evidence that the juggalos are at criminal empire here we go yeah yeah sorry i'll get some of these latin kings to to flop flip on them and then yeah it's like um it's produced by mike e clark uh which i now i know that's who they're talking to at the start they're saying you hey mike do you want to hear my theory and then we never hear it it must be

37:45.19
Bevo
ah It's a miracle.

38:02.80
Chibbs
old on Mikey. um Yeah, hey had produced a bunch of stuff for Insane Clan Posse early on, ah but then, like, I think that worked in 2000 and he came back to do this one.

38:19.56
Chibbs
But he plays everything on it. He's doing the guitar solo at the end.

38:24.06
gav
a

38:23.76
Chibbs
let's ah Like the minute and a half instrumental at the end guitar solo while the big fat clown just goes, whoa!

38:33.62
gav
yeah

38:33.24
Chibbs
ah like I don't know. I can't remember which one's which. But yeah, there's a fat clown and a skinny clown. Yeah.

38:43.13
Bevo
All good duos have a fat guy and a skinny guy, don't they?

38:43.73
gav
no

38:45.28
Chibbs
Yeah, it's good.

38:46.28
gav
yeah fatty and skinny

38:46.35
Chibbs
Classic. Classic.

38:47.92
Mad Dog
By the way, ah ah don't know why this makes so much sense to me, but I just, for shits and giggles, I clicked on Mikey Clark's link and the first song that he produces that's not Insane Clown Posse is All Summer Long by Kid Rock.

38:47.47
Chibbs
Classic comedy duo.

38:55.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:04.55
Chibbs
yeah we Yeah, we've done that.

39:06.14
Bevo
Did we do that one?

39:06.49
gav
yeah

39:06.98
Bevo
don't remember.

39:07.20
Mad Dog
How...

39:07.50
gav
i think I think they were affiliated.

39:07.68
Chibbs
We've done that.

39:08.92
Mad Dog
but

39:10.30
gav
I think Kid Rock was doing... um Was it Kid... Chibs, have you read into this at all?

39:14.39
Chibbs
They're all from Detroit.

39:16.80
gav
i think I think early ICP stuff might have had Kid Rock on it. like I think they either did shows with him in the neighborhood.

39:23.15
Chibbs
Yeah, I think they might have played, they might be on each other's stuff.

39:24.26
Bevo
it does seem like...

39:26.64
Chibbs
Early Kid Rock might have some ICPs on it, yeah.

39:27.82
gav
I think they might be on... Yeah. Yeah.

39:29.95
Bevo
He does sound like he belongs in the ICP expanded universe.

39:30.38
gav
I think there's crossover. Yeah.

39:33.19
Bevo
ICP-E-U.

39:33.29
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are from the same Now, yeah.

39:34.48
Bevo
a p

39:37.37
Chibbs
now

39:38.19
gav
okay Okay, hang on. Here we go. Sorry, just before.

39:39.16
Chibbs
yeah

39:40.77
gav
um Is this the first mention of them on the page? um Oh, there's a feud with Eminem. There's a few mentions of Kid Rock on the ICP page, but early stuff, like 1992 1993, the album Carnival of Carnage,

39:56.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:57.29
gav
um the first or the album carnival of carnage

40:01.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:03.10
gav
um featured Kid Rock. yeah

40:06.96
Chibbs
like Okay, cool.

40:08.00
gav
It featured Eshem and Kid Rock. so yeah

40:10.37
Chibbs
I...

40:11.37
gav
they they They're definitely on each other's shit.

40:10.76
Chibbs
ah I think there was an album they had called something The Something Brothers. but i it must have been around 2000 or something that came me out. And I thought i had that album. my thought it was so fucking sick.

40:26.40
gav
ah um Jekyll Brothers.

40:27.75
Chibbs
The Jekyll Brothers.

40:29.02
gav
Amazing Jekyll Brothers.

40:29.28
Chibbs
Yes, give that album a go.

40:30.10
gav
Yeah.

40:30.76
Chibbs
Fuck, it's amazing. It's so good.

40:33.45
gav
Sick.

40:33.54
Chibbs
Yeah. um There's video. There's video gap.

40:39.56
gav
There is a video.

40:39.64
Chibbs
All right. Are you going to tell us about it?

40:42.26
gav
I am. Is there... and we Are we introing or are we we don't intro now?

40:44.94
Chibbs
I've got an intro here, that's a list.

40:47.35
gav
You don't have to

40:52.12
gav
From Gavin...

40:59.01
gav
With Gavin. That's me.

41:02.01
Bevo
That's him.

41:03.15
gav
um

41:05.74
gav
Every lyric represented in visual form.

41:09.73
Chibbs
Yeah, it is.

41:10.99
Bevo
true.

41:11.34
Chibbs
It is.

41:13.06
gav
That is the video.

41:13.14
Bevo
true

41:12.62
Chibbs
That's a list.

41:14.32
gav
The entire, every, i think literally everything they say, they immediately translate into the film clip.

41:13.76
Chibbs
and

41:17.54
Chibbs
Every lyric. Yeah.

41:22.83
Chibbs
When it got to the thought of it was like the birth of my kids. He's standing between two open legs like that are giving birth.

41:27.50
gav
Between legs, giving giving fucking birth, it is just everything.

41:30.97
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

41:34.84
gav
He's like, the moon and stars, and it's like, there's the like every fucking thing he says, fucking rainbows.

41:36.86
Chibbs
There's the moon and stars. There they are. Fucking rainbows. You better believe it. Yeah.

41:42.80
Bevo
There's no nuance in this.

41:44.52
gav
it it's just like, it's almost like, um I always thought, I've always liked the film clip to um Frontier Psychiatrist by the Avalanches because they do that, but it's really like in a piss-taking and very self-aware way.

41:53.47
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

41:59.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:01.03
gav
I think this is just like they were like, what should we do for the film clip? Oh, let's just let's put it all in there, you know? Like, let's get a green screen.

42:05.84
Chibbs
They think they're changing the world.

42:09.20
gav
Yeah, yeah, this is this is heavy-hitting stuff for them.

42:11.22
Bevo
It's mad. Yeah. It's imagined for morons.

42:12.74
Chibbs
It is!

42:13.69
gav
yeah

42:13.46
Chibbs
Except there are two people, two white guys in clown makeup.

42:16.13
gav
yeah

42:19.07
gav
Oh my god.

42:18.33
Chibbs
One is fat, one is skinny. Yeah. yeah um Yeah, that's it.

42:23.94
gav
So yeah.

42:23.38
Chibbs
Pretty much, you can you don't need to watch the video. Just listen to the lyrics and imagine what that is with two clowns.

42:29.28
Bevo
Imagine them standing in front of a green screen.

42:31.79
gav
It's literally that them two dancing in front of a green screen with all that shit happening behind them.

42:31.10
Chibbs
ah Yeah. yeah It's like the intro to Wayne's World when they finally get a budget. needs

42:38.62
gav
Oh, fuck. That's a great comparison.

42:39.55
Bevo
but

42:39.78
Chibbs
Yeah, that's what is.

42:40.63
gav
Holy shit.

42:41.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:42.72
gav
um

42:43.41
Bevo
Here's a comment for you.

42:43.60
gav
Yeah, so most most replayed section this video is obviously from about a minute 45 through to minutes.

42:47.28
Chibbs
side boob.

42:49.59
gav
It's the magnets moment. it's the magnets moment

42:51.21
Chibbs
Oh, magnet moment.

42:52.58
Bevo
Ah, right.

42:51.86
Chibbs
That makes sense.

42:52.85
Bevo
yeah

42:52.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:53.52
Bevo
Clever.

42:53.81
Chibbs
um

42:54.57
Bevo
Yeah. Comment here from...

42:54.55
Chibbs
ah I enjoyed that the last minute and a half is instrumental, yet the video has to keep going, but they're not doing anything. So they just always, like, whenever there's any sort of slight sound that sounds like it could be a person, they mime it.

43:06.92
Chibbs
So it's just the fat one that zooms in on his face and he's going, woo! And he's mimeing that. And they're in space. Yeah.

43:18.16
gav
ah Yeah, the last bit's in space.

43:17.83
Chibbs
hey Yeah. Yeah. They're in space.

43:20.40
gav
um there are There are a shitload of fantastic comments on the video.

43:20.73
Chibbs
That's a miracle. It's a fucking miracle that they're in space.

43:25.86
gav
um one of my favorites One of my favorites, got on my physics exam after watching this.

43:25.42
Chibbs
Yeah. Let's go.

43:34.26
Bevo
I got um fresh tap Coke eight days ago. My favorites are Chopin and Debussy, but I love this fucking song.

43:41.82
Chibbs
Oh, shit. Here we go. This person's right on my wavelength here. Chilling underwater? Actually, a fight to the death constantly.

43:53.62
Bevo
I saw that one.

43:53.69
gav
but that's not

43:54.18
Bevo
It's actually, they actually wrote, uh, cont constantly.

43:58.50
Chibbs
On his constantly.

44:01.09
gav
Consciently, oh my god, that's fucking...

44:01.43
Chibbs
There's someone that's just written, i can give you an explanation on how magnets work. That's it. And what this one's just good.

44:09.02
gav
There's a...

44:08.63
Chibbs
This is seven days ago and it just says, freaking miracles. That's it.

44:14.81
gav
This one says...

44:14.85
Bevo
it's I like to imagine St.

44:14.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:16.13
Bevo
Peter and God getting pressed by Shaggy as soon as he gets to heaven about how nothing in creation makes sense. it's like a Shaggy just tearing a new one into God.

44:26.97
Bevo
What about fucking magnets, man?

44:27.34
Mad Dog
shaggy

44:27.54
gav
Oh, fuck. This fucking one. This video looks like they had a $30 budget but spent it all on weed.

44:40.29
Chibbs
Hey, can anyone do an insane clown bossy impersonation?

44:43.07
gav
Oh, fuck.

44:45.18
Bevo
I don't have it in me, sorry.

44:45.84
Mad Dog
He's a

44:48.61
gav
Fucking. This video looks like they had a $30 budget but spent it all on weed.

44:55.12
Chibbs
that's good.

44:57.13
Mad Dog
he's a

45:15.51
Bevo
It goes for long.

45:16.69
Chibbs
I don't owe him $8,000.

45:18.05
gav
only eight He only owes you $8,000?

45:17.81
Chibbs
No, I apparently owe him $8,000.

45:20.53
gav
Fuck, he owes me more than that.

45:21.48
Chibbs
It's just bullshit.

45:23.74
gav
no that we That's what I'm saying.

45:23.25
Chibbs
i didn't agree to it.

45:25.69
Bevo
that's That's in the stinger now, so...

45:25.87
gav
You owe me more than that.

45:27.02
Chibbs
It is. um Okay.

45:30.16
gav
So

45:30.81
Chibbs
All right. All right. Let's play game.

45:39.65
gav
so I'm the only one that's going to mimic.

45:39.29
Chibbs
right.

45:41.12
gav
Okay. Okay.

45:40.57
Chibbs
All right, baby. All right, baby.

45:42.95
Bevo
I don't, what do you want me to do? Fucking magnets.

45:44.89
Chibbs
Yeah! Yeah! Fucking rainbows and shit!

45:48.05
gav
ah reckon mad dog I reckon Mad Dog was waiting for his moment there and he and and it didn't come. Mad Dog, hit us with your best ICP.

45:52.64
Bevo
but How about we just mention a miracle, ah miracle that we appreciate.

45:53.70
gav
Okay.

45:55.60
Mad Dog
Oh, the miracle.

45:57.90
gav
okay

46:00.54
Mad Dog
Like in i in ICP speak or just

46:02.33
Chibbs
Did I...

46:05.94
Bevo
Sure.

46:08.82
Mad Dog
um

46:08.83
Chibbs
Birds?

46:12.95
Mad Dog
birds are a miracle.

46:12.27
Chibbs
burns. It just burns.

46:17.14
Mad Dog
What about sleep? Sleep.

46:18.03
gav
All right.

46:18.25
Mad Dog
Sleep.

46:18.75
Chibbs
Yeah, sleep's good.

46:20.24
Bevo
Fucking sleep.

46:20.42
Mad Dog
sleep

46:20.95
gav
Sleep's good. I feel like you've got to do it in the start. of Like, okay, so there's four more beers inside my fridge.

46:26.80
Bevo
yeah

46:27.70
gav
I might not throw myself off a bridge. You've got to go real ICP with it, Mad Dog. get i feel like I feel like this is the inaugural Mimic Minute. I feel like you need to up the ante a little.

46:38.90
Chibbs
ah we You need something that's better to mimic. Like, Randy Newman was good to mimic.

46:44.83
Mad Dog
Oh yeah.

46:44.33
Chibbs
Yeah, Jasmine did an amazing Randy Newman.

46:45.65
gav
Oh, fair enough.

46:47.63
Bevo
Maybe, maybe, maybe it's a voluntary segment rather than a forced one.

46:48.69
gav
I'm not, that didn't doesn't surprise me at all. Then a forced. Okay. Now that's fair. I like that.

46:55.09
Bevo
Like you can throw out that you want to do a mimic minute.

46:55.37
gav
Well, let's bring it in. Yeah. Okay. And it can come in at any time.

46:59.77
Bevo
So let's, let's, yeah, let's queue up a Creed, another Creed episode just so I can, yeah.

47:00.61
gav
I like that better. That's good.

47:03.85
Chibbs
And then you can do it. Okay. Cool. Alright, set list, set list, set list.

47:09.40
Bevo
Yeah, right.

47:08.66
Chibbs
Let's go.

47:09.84
Bevo
Okay. um Ultimate skill. So you'll have your ah your um set list game jerseys.

47:13.31
Mad Dog
Okay.

47:15.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:17.18
Mad Dog
Yes.

47:17.39
Bevo
I'm sure you're all wearing them now.

47:17.13
Chibbs
Uh-huh.

47:18.00
Mad Dog
Yes.

47:19.35
gav
Yeah.

47:18.86
Chibbs
Warmed up.

47:21.10
Bevo
October 31st, 2011 on the Hello Wicked Tour 2011.

47:21.10
gav
I've got it on.

47:24.52
Bevo
Now, keeping in mind that there are two ah breaks for Faygo, which is a brand of soft drink.

47:24.96
Mad Dog
Ooh. Okay.

47:29.77
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. They've got to spray it over for everyone.

47:33.06
Bevo
and spray There's two Faygo breaks in this set, and there is two in every set that I found.

47:34.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:38.21
Chibbs
Yeah, they have trampolines at the front of the stage as well, so they can they shake the bottles up and they bounce them off the trampolines into the crowd.

47:47.18
gav
Fucking hell, that's brilliant.

47:47.99
Bevo
And there's a ah Pledge of Allegiance psychopathic version um in there somewhere as well.

47:47.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

47:51.94
Chibbs
Okay.

47:54.57
Bevo
So where would you, oh, sorry, 26 songs.

47:54.16
Chibbs
Cool.

47:57.65
Chibbs
Oh!

47:58.52
Bevo
Where would you play?

47:58.72
Chibbs
Sweet Lord!

47:59.60
gav
Jesus Christ.

48:00.80
Bevo
Matt Grohl's.

48:00.43
Chibbs
Between Faygo breaks...

48:01.69
gav
um

48:04.20
Mad Dog
twenty

48:05.51
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah.

48:07.54
gav
You're going second last, Mad Dog.

48:07.13
Chibbs
Nah.

48:08.76
Mad Dog
Second last.

48:08.89
Chibbs
Nah.

48:10.24
gav
um Okay, I reckon ah reckon the last song of the block between the Fuego Breaks.

48:10.99
Chibbs
I'm saying like 15th.

48:24.27
Bevo
ah No, sorry. It was 22nd, so just before the Pledge of Allegiance, which I'm guessing is a bit of an encore break, and then four songs later.

48:26.06
gav
Fuck.

48:27.88
Mad Dog
Oh.

48:28.24
gav
Oh, Jesus.

48:32.94
Chibbs
What do they finish with?

48:33.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:35.61
Bevo
Juggalo chant acapella.

48:37.01
Chibbs
Interesting. Bald choice.

48:39.46
gav
Dope.

48:38.95
Chibbs
Bald choice.

48:40.46
gav
Jogalope. Jogalope.

48:42.38
Bevo
Juggalo. Juggalo.

48:44.48
Mad Dog
Low.

49:16.33
Chibbs
How nice is that little eeeeee?

49:20.17
gav
Yeah, you've really let the whole thing roll out there.

49:21.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:22.25
Bevo
Yeah.

49:22.41
gav
I'm used to you cutting it off much sooner than that.

49:23.49
Chibbs
put on the smaller one and everyone went, ah, you fucking can't.

49:26.53
Bevo
Nah, I want the small one.

49:27.58
Chibbs
Yeah, thank you.

49:28.70
gav
Right?

49:28.18
Chibbs
Can I bring it back?

49:29.22
gav
now that Now that I've had the long one, I realize that you were correct.

49:30.13
Bevo
Yeah, please.

49:32.18
gav
Sorry.

49:31.52
Chibbs
Yeah, thank you.

49:33.09
gav
that's That's my bad.

49:32.44
Chibbs
Thank you. i'm I'm doing it right now.

49:34.24
Bevo
Good every now and again is a little treat and then never again.

49:36.20
Chibbs
Yeah, I think everyone's got the idea now, right?

49:37.60
gav
Yeah, you know, I agree with that.

49:39.31
Bevo
okay

49:39.66
Chibbs
Got the short one?

49:41.01
gav
Yeah.

49:41.21
Chibbs
Okay, great. Because, yeah, it really doesn't need to be that long.

49:45.45
Bevo
we Can we have a Faygo break now actually?

49:46.22
gav
No.

49:46.99
Chibbs
Can have fango break?

49:55.31
Bevo
Just get my trampoline out.

49:55.46
gav
Oh, there you go.

49:54.74
Chibbs
and yeah Miracles has left a lasting impact due to its viral nature and discussions have been sparked about the appreciation of everyday phenomena.

50:07.34
Chibbs
The song's earnestness and unique lyrics have cemented its place in pop culture, making it one of Insane Clown Posse's most recognisable tracks. but Didn't say it fucking charted anywhere or anyone ever listened to it or whatever.

50:22.12
Chibbs
Just that it's basically a viral. It's just, yeah, it went viral for the wrong reasons pretty much.

50:31.71
Chibbs
Let's go.

50:35.83
Mad Dog
Thank

50:43.37
Chibbs
What do you think?

50:44.54
gav
Sorry, can I jump in?

50:44.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

50:45.72
gav
i I just want to quickly say, I i didn't realize we're going to move on from um from Legacy so quickly. I just want to throw in a quick um review that this song got from Adam Graham from the Detroit News.

50:54.64
Bevo
ah so I also want to hear notable juggalos that you had a list of before.

50:53.89
Chibbs
Great.

50:57.87
gav
Oh, shit. okay we'll get Okay, before we jump in, Adam Graham from Detroit News said about this song, hearing this song makes you wish ICP would stick to serial killing.

51:08.14
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

51:10.96
gav
ah Which is fantastic.

51:11.57
Chibbs
That's good quote.

51:12.72
gav
um

51:13.49
Chibbs
Notable Juggalist?

51:14.48
gav
Notable Juggalos is an entire section on the Juggalos Wikipedia page.

51:17.06
Chibbs
Give me the top three.

51:18.17
gav
um

51:19.11
Bevo
ones that we would note.

51:20.53
gav
Okay. um Vanilla Ice.

51:23.82
Bevo
wow.

51:23.56
Chibbs
Yeah, he's big juggalo, yeah.

51:24.59
Mad Dog
Yes.

51:25.80
Bevo
Whoa.

51:26.25
Mad Dog
Big Juggsy.

51:26.83
gav
Coolio.

51:28.55
Bevo
whoa

51:27.93
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

51:29.48
Mad Dog
me

51:28.90
Chibbs
he was on He was on ICP songs, yeah.

51:29.71
gav
Yeah, yeah.

51:31.75
Mad Dog
Coolio Juggalo.

51:31.94
gav
You want... I feel like um'm I'm building up. You want the top one for me?

51:35.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

51:36.47
gav
Charlie fucking Sheen.

51:37.71
Chibbs
ya Yeah.

51:38.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:39.48
Bevo
You don't say. Right.

51:40.85
Chibbs
I bet he goes to that fucking carnival of the juggalos and he just spreads that HIV around like nothing else.

51:41.85
gav
so

51:44.42
gav
The dark carnival. Yeah.

51:46.24
Bevo
Gathering of the jugglers.

51:47.97
gav
Oh, shit. Yeah, he's squirting out left, right, and center.

51:49.17
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

51:50.73
gav
Yeah.

51:50.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:50.95
Chibbs
Smearing his HIV everywhere, on the poles, on, ah yeah, like, just, yeah, anywhere.

51:53.72
Mad Dog
Bit bit of hiv around.

51:53.92
gav
Yeah.

51:54.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

51:58.49
Mad Dog
yeah

51:57.71
Chibbs
Um, okay.

51:59.12
gav
Okay, sorry. Net worth.

51:59.23
Chibbs
They, they, they have a, they have a combined net worth, um,

52:00.12
gav
I apologize for jumping in.

52:04.26
gav
Oh, wait. Is this... Are you going to tell us... Wait, we've got to guess the combined net worth.

52:07.78
Chibbs
Yeah, it's combined net worth of Insane Clown Posse because I don't know what their individual net worths are, but this is what Insane Clown Posse as the duo our worth.

52:09.85
gav
Yeah, perfect.

52:18.59
Chibbs
ah

52:19.41
gav
So this is just the duo, not the gang running drugs and guns.

52:22.73
Chibbs
I imagine they have a much higher net worth.

52:28.06
gav
ICP should really run more drugs than guns.

52:29.24
Chibbs
They should be running, they should at least be trafficking weapons.

52:33.61
gav
Yeah, okay.

52:33.14
Chibbs
um What do you think ICP are worth in 2025,

52:39.82
Bevo
I'm going to say because of the drugs and the 200 million.

52:43.55
Chibbs
like Okay, Gav.

52:46.29
gav
I reckon Bevo's off by a couple of orders of magnitude. I'm going 4 million. four million

52:53.18
Chibbs
Dog.

52:54.32
Mad Dog
Yeah, fuck. Yeah, i was going to say like eight million.

52:59.78
Chibbs
Yeah, no, ICP, they're a fucking big, big... They're a big band. Big artists. They can go anywhere in the world.

53:06.85
Mad Dog
It's a biggest swindle.

53:07.25
Chibbs
Sell out big venues.

53:09.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

53:09.61
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, it's a cult.

53:12.92
Chibbs
um apparently got a combined net worth of $30 million. Yeah.

53:18.47
gav
Okay, okay.

53:18.91
Mad Dog
Wow.

53:18.88
Bevo
Okay, enough.

53:19.01
Chibbs
yeah

53:20.03
Mad Dog
They've done...

53:19.38
Chibbs
i imagine their gang is worth in the $200 million.

53:21.13
gav
Mad...

53:22.16
Chibbs
Oh,

53:23.60
Bevo
Imagine if that fucking pelican didn't take his phone.

53:23.62
gav
Yeah.

53:26.40
Bevo
Yeah,

53:25.68
Chibbs
man. Or he wants to spend all that money on fish to feed them.

53:30.48
Mad Dog
Thank you.

53:30.49
gav
Honestly, in this economy, I would strangle and gut a pelican in in in front of a crowd of children.

53:33.26
Bevo
you'd get it back, wouldn't you?

53:33.78
Chibbs
These pelicans... yeah

53:36.42
gav
I wouldn't give a fuck.

53:37.16
Chibbs
only feed them Atlantic salmon. Yeah.

53:41.17
Bevo
Huawei's not that iPhone shit.

53:41.52
gav
Ha ha.

53:41.67
Chibbs
yeah

53:45.06
Chibbs
Alright, let's write this shit.

53:59.91
Chibbs
Okay, so 10 being um fucking kind of confusing magnets, lying scientists, fucking rainbows.

54:05.97
gav
God. but

54:10.90
gav
What do you even say? ah Lying scientist.

54:15.86
Mad Dog
that

54:18.05
gav
It sounds like... um it so What's that? The 12 Days of Christmas?

54:20.18
Mad Dog
So many miracles, you you've got to blow your brains out.

54:23.35
Bevo
It blows your burpees.

54:23.06
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, that's good. yeah Yeah, yeah. You've witnessed so many miracles in a day that your eyelids can no no longer take any more miracles and you need to kill yourself.

54:26.13
gav
I thought he was good.

54:32.79
gav
a

54:32.98
Chibbs
One is you realise that none of them are miracles at all. simply just day-to-day things that happen.

54:38.61
Mad Dog
and And you're chatting with scientists on the regular and you're believing them.

54:40.91
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, yeah, and you listen to science.

54:43.56
gav
yeah

54:44.48
Chibbs
Yeah. What do you give this out of 10, Gav?

54:49.51
gav
um Yeah, ICPF fucking dope. Okay. I just think... yeah i actually... ah ah while ago, I was doing a thing where I was trying to listen to an album that I've never heard each week.

55:02.44
gav
And one week, I just fucking bumped the shit out of Insane Clown Posse. Had so much fun with it. I can't say they're a band that I dive into regularly, but every time I do, I'm just like...

55:12.59
gav
I cannot help but just laugh and shake my head. Like, they're fucking batshit crazy.

55:16.55
Chibbs
Yeah, they know what they're doing. and

55:18.59
gav
this isn't This isn't probably their best work, but i i how many times did you fucking laugh?

55:24.05
Mad Dog
Probably.

55:25.23
gav
How many times did you fucking laugh over these lyrics?

55:26.40
Chibbs
Yeah, but they were they weren't trying to make you laugh.

55:29.52
Bevo
They're not, yeah, it's not funny.

55:31.33
gav
I know that they weren't, which is which is the only...

55:31.37
Bevo
I did Google earlier. I did Google.

55:34.29
gav
It's clawing the points against them is the fact that they're being serious, but goddammit, there's so much fucking gold there. I'm i'm a crazy frog four on this one.

55:41.20
Chibbs
Oh my god.

55:42.40
Bevo
Really? Jesus Christ.

55:43.12
Chibbs
Oh my god. Sweet Jesus.

55:45.28
gav
Deal with it.

55:45.30
Chibbs
Doggy?

55:46.32
gav
Deal with it.

55:47.42
Mad Dog
um This is one of the easiest double digits I've ever quick quickly arrived at.

55:51.29
gav
yeah

55:53.30
Mad Dog
This,

56:01.17
Mad Dog
it sounds as dumb as the lyrics are as well.

56:05.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

56:06.58
Mad Dog
Like, it is so fucking shit.

56:08.35
Chibbs
Yeah, you'd never fucking put it on again.

56:09.58
Mad Dog
um You would never, i didn't even get through

56:12.84
gav
um I'm putting it on as soon as we turn off the episode.

56:14.08
Chibbs
Yeah, we know, Gavin. You gave a Fuck wit.

56:17.05
Mad Dog
And i was ah was kind of listening I was kind of listening, trying to analyse it to see if it was kind of ironic in in some sort of way, but it's it's not.

56:25.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

56:27.75
Mad Dog
It's just shit.

56:27.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

56:28.81
Mad Dog
So, yeah, 10.

56:28.61
Chibbs
Yeah. Good. bebo

56:31.41
Bevo
um I'm glad you asked me sort of last because I was going to whatever score was going to counteract whatever Gavin gave.

56:39.19
gav
fuck you bevo

56:38.45
Chibbs
a

56:41.94
Bevo
I, yeah, I Googled before this episode um is insane clown posse a joke. And there was no answer. this is the only insane clown posse song I know.

56:49.97
Mad Dog
ah joke

56:52.01
Bevo
So this is my entire frame of reference is this song. This is everything that's wrong with the American people's.

56:58.51
Mad Dog
This is only in America, right?

57:00.32
Bevo
yeah um ah I hate it so much.

57:05.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

57:06.88
Bevo
So, so much. I'll give it a 16 out of 10. Thank you, Gavin.

57:09.82
Chibbs
All right.

57:10.86
Mad Dog
Oh. Wow.

57:17.71
Bevo
It's embarrassing to listen to in the car.

57:19.21
Chibbs
Yeah, it is embarrassing.

57:20.29
Mad Dog
It is.

57:21.04
Bevo
Yeah.

57:20.44
Chibbs
It's embarrassing. That's the best way to put it. This is a fucking embarrassing song. I like it, St. Glenn Bossey. I've got two of their albums. That Jekyll Brothers album is fucking rad to start to finish.

57:27.96
gav
yeah carnival of carnage is fucking good too man yeah

57:29.94
Chibbs
It's great. It is so much fun. And then the one that came out after it, which was, it it was like a major label release and it has homies and it's really clean cut and it's...

57:41.41
gav
was that bizarre

57:41.72
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know, but it was it was so clean cut after after after Jekyll Brothers that people were like, what the fuck have you done?

57:45.26
Bevo
The whole thing's bizarre, Gavin.

57:48.20
gav
it was It wasn't actually that one.

57:50.22
Chibbs
But it was cool.

57:51.10
gav
Oh my god.

57:51.03
Chibbs
It was good. I don't know. I thought it was good. This song is fucking terrible. I would never fucking listen to it if it wasn't a meme. um i wouldn't make someone listen to four and a half minutes of it as a joke.

58:03.58
Chibbs
It's fucked.

58:05.55
Bevo
Yeah.

58:04.95
Chibbs
um

58:05.87
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

58:06.27
Chibbs
And that they're serious makes them the biggest fucking bunch of cockheads.

58:09.29
Bevo
Yeah. And yeah like...

58:12.70
Bevo
You can laugh at them, but you can't laugh with them because they're not laughing.

58:12.95
Mad Dog
yeah

58:12.63
Chibbs
in the world nah yeah it's a 10 it's a 10

58:20.11
Bevo
Perfect score. Well done.

58:22.30
gav
Wow, there you go. i ah I can't believe you're all so wrong about about this.

58:25.93
Bevo
40 out of 40. Wow.

58:27.02
gav
That's...

58:26.57
Chibbs
Wow, perfect score.

58:27.97
Bevo
We did it.

58:28.19
gav
Fuck off.

58:28.49
Chibbs
Perfect score. Yeah, you can't Kardashian-ness again, you fuckwit.

58:33.42
Bevo
Yeah.

58:33.59
Chibbs
You can't do that shit.

58:35.78
gav
Hey, hey.

58:35.65
Chibbs
That might have been four and a half years ago, but I but i don't forget.

58:36.88
gav
I'm

58:38.16
Bevo
I played my cards.

58:39.94
gav
i'm i'm the villain on this pod. I don't give a fuck.

58:40.70
Chibbs
Kim Kardashian, nine. Give it a nine. It's pretty good. Oh,

58:45.20
Bevo
Stars are blind.

58:45.66
gav
It's pretty good. Yeah.

58:46.56
Bevo
No, what was her one? That's Paris Hilton, Stars are blind.

58:47.52
Chibbs
I don't even remember what other one was called.

58:48.42
gav
um

58:48.86
Chibbs
The Paris Hilton song is good.

58:52.47
Bevo
when's um When's the last time you listened to Kim Kardashian, Gav?

58:51.72
Chibbs
It's not that bad.

58:52.79
gav
yeah

58:55.26
gav
ah That night.

58:56.30
Bevo
Ring up your Yeah.

58:56.56
gav
That night.

58:56.46
Chibbs
they

58:57.58
Bevo
know you yeah

58:57.33
Chibbs
yeah I can't wait until we get to 1001 and we've got to start again and go, okay, now have a think about it. Yeah.

59:05.38
gav
Now, really, really think about it.

59:05.70
Bevo
Well, I'm sad that this wasn't the thousand i first song. This is its fucking the worst one yet.

59:08.82
Chibbs
yeah

59:09.86
gav
It would actually be, at some point down the track, it would be fun to pick some highlight reel, like songs to revisit, I think.

59:17.28
Bevo
I'd love to do that. I want to do like a top 10.

59:20.45
gav
That's a good shout.

59:20.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

59:21.01
Bevo
I just need to go through and actually get the scores.

59:21.40
gav
Yeah. Maybe we should save those for live eps when you're in the state. Not that you're not in the state, but when you're in the state.

59:27.42
Bevo
Yeah. State of emergency.

59:27.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

59:29.52
Bevo
Living end reference. There we go See you next week.

59:32.98
gav
neo leo

59:34.40
Chibbs
See ya.

59:38.17
gav
um

59:44.06
gav
As if this isn't the best. Smoking a blunt at this.