Fergalicious - Fergie and will.i.am

Fergie – “Fergalicious”
⭐️ 2.1 / 10
Label: A Delicious Flop Pastry Records

Ah yes, “Fergalicious” – the 2006 cultural artifact that dared to ask: what if a spelling bee had a sugar crash during a rave at Claire’s Accessories?

Fergie, freshly emancipated from the Black Eyed Peas’ deeply important catalog of "My Humps" and "Let’s Get Retarded," decided it was time to define her solo artistry by shouting her name over a beat that sounds like a Fisher-Price drum machine possessed by Satan's annoying little cousin.

There’s a beat, technically. There are lyrics, allegedly. Will.i.am, never one to skip a paycheck or a confusing production decision, blesses the track with all the subtlety of a jackhammer in a porcelain museum. Together, they craft a song that’s somehow both aggressively confident and terminally insecure – like if Regina George had access to FruityLoops and unresolved trauma.

Lyrically, it’s a feminist manifesto if feminism were exclusively about making boys drool while you “be up in the gym just workin’ on your fitness.” Fergie is your witness. We know this because she tells us. Over. And over. And over.

To its credit, “Fergalicious” is deeply committed to being what it is: a chaotic, hyper-glossed sugar rush of ego and electroclash. It is the sonic equivalent of chewing 14 pieces of Hubba Bubba while being screamed at by your older cousin who just discovered ringtones.

You don’t listen to “Fergalicious.” You survive it. You emerge on the other side a little dumber, a little gayer, and a lot more appreciative of silence.

Recommended if you like:

• Spelling your name in public
• The scent of pink glitter
• The phrase “tasty, tasty” shouted at 120 bpm

Final thought: It’s not so much a song as it is a personality disorder set to a ringtone.

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Transcript

00:41.43
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to voluntarily attend a Nickelback meet and greet dressed up as Nickelback.

00:52.50
gav
Yeah, yep.

00:54.97
Bevo
First name, Nickel. must been back.

00:57.78
Mad Dog
Mr. Back.

00:58.26
Chibbs
There's something funny about just dressing as a band that doesn't have any, like, a look. It's just like, you know, like, they they've just got, yeah, not really.

01:04.83
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha

01:05.28
Bevo
Oh, Kelly Proger has a look.

01:06.29
gav
yeah yeah

01:08.01
Chibbs
mean, it's just jeans and a shirt. You know mean?

01:10.56
Bevo
Yeah.

01:10.25
Chibbs
Like, jeans and a shirt.

01:11.21
Mad Dog
ha.

01:11.25
Chibbs
It's like, ah no one noticed that I'm out and about today in Nickelback outfit.

01:12.18
Bevo
He's got like...

01:16.18
Bevo
Yeah.

01:16.91
Mad Dog
Ha ha ha ha ha.

01:16.92
gav
yeah yeah it's almost worse if they do have a look though I remember seeing a um a clip of a bunch of Slipknot fans meeting Slipknot and so many of them in the line were in the full jumpsuit with the mask and it's like why would you walk up to them wearing that like ah i'm i'm do i'm doing I'm doing what you do

01:27.27
Chibbs
jumpsuit the mask, yeah.

01:29.10
Bevo
Well, it's like, I'm you. It's like Dimebag fans. It's like being a Dimebag fan requires you to have really long curly hair and a red beard.

01:40.67
Chibbs
Right, yeah, okay.

01:41.92
Bevo
And if you don't, then you're not.

01:43.25
gav
Yeah, I specifically don't like Dimebag because I don't have the...

01:42.59
Chibbs
but ah ah Do you think like there's have those, do you think there's Gnaw, like Gnaw fans out there that dress as like out intergalactic monsters?

01:47.33
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:47.53
gav
ah don't have My beard's not red enough.

01:55.12
gav
Oh, yeah.

01:54.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:55.72
Bevo
What are you doing off, bro?

01:55.86
gav
They just about have to be.

01:55.93
Mad Dog
Gua.

01:56.00
Chibbs
Is it?

01:56.98
gav
Guar fans.

01:56.70
Chibbs
Yeah, Gwar?

01:58.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:58.78
Chibbs
Is that them?

01:59.58
Bevo
Yeah, right.

02:00.32
Chibbs
but Yeah, they...

02:01.23
gav
Yeah, the Guar intergalactic monsters, yeah.

02:02.05
Bevo
Guaya.

02:01.37
Chibbs
ah you fuck and That's...

02:02.74
Mad Dog
Gua. Yeah.

02:03.38
Chibbs
um that Yeah, that would be hilarious. It's like to go full full fucking prosthetic foam outfit.

02:09.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:12.19
gav
I'm certain people show up to their gigs like dressed dressed as monsters and shit.

02:12.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:15.08
Mad Dog
Oh, 100%.

02:15.03
Bevo
Cosplay.

02:16.10
Chibbs
Is it going to just be expensive?

02:17.10
gav
They'd have to.

02:18.46
Bevo
Yeah.

02:19.22
gav
Yeah, that'd be a nightmare.

02:19.65
Chibbs
It would be expensive. Speaking of monsters, we are doing Fergalicious by Fergie and Will.i.am.

02:21.42
Bevo
What was

02:24.38
gav
ah

02:26.51
Mad Dog
Thank

02:52.98
Bevo
I really wish you just bought that the first Fergalicious Def. And then we just start talking.

02:57.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:56.65
Chibbs
ah

02:57.96
gav
yeah ah

03:00.79
Chibbs
Gavin's here.

03:02.45
gav
How we doing?

03:03.66
Chibbs
Trusty Beverage.

03:05.59
Bevo
Fergalicious Def.

03:06.19
Chibbs
Yeah. Mad Dog's here.

03:09.51
Mad Dog
like

03:09.81
Chibbs
whos Jesus Christ.

03:11.16
gav
God.

03:11.49
Bevo
Jesus. Speaker warning.

03:12.32
gav
He's a dog off the leash today.

03:12.87
Chibbs
He's off the leash. Southern's not here.

03:15.48
Bevo
Like a dog off a leash, I'll be gone.

03:14.80
Chibbs
he

03:17.76
Chibbs
Southern, he's cracked the big time.

03:19.49
gav
um

03:21.05
Chibbs
He's super rich. He's too important to be hanging around us now.

03:24.95
Bevo
until Until next week.

03:26.18
Chibbs
Until next week.

03:27.16
gav
we It was bound to happen eventually.

03:27.09
Chibbs
i'm sure I'm sure it's all going to... He can't maintain this shit. It's all going to fall apart.

03:31.07
gav
No, he will he will go put it on black. And then if he wins, he'll put it on black again.

03:32.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:34.58
Bevo
I'm crawling back.

03:35.79
gav
And then if he wins, he'll put it on black again.

03:35.02
Chibbs
Yeah, but he came up with the Flowbee. Do you know what the Flowbee is he invented?

03:41.31
Bevo
Maybe. be

03:43.67
gav
lo B. um Hang on.

03:44.55
Mad Dog
Flo B.

03:44.99
gav
can i Can I guess?

03:45.75
Mad Dog
Flo B.

03:46.46
gav
I reckon it's something. I reckon it's a menstrual product.

03:49.28
Bevo
Yeah, i was going to say some kind of women's wing implement.

03:52.54
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

03:53.57
Mad Dog
She way.

03:55.09
Bevo
Yeah, like that.

03:54.42
Chibbs
She-wit. No, it's a vacuum-powered hair-cutting device.

04:00.39
Mad Dog
Oh, the suck cut.

04:00.68
Chibbs
Yeah, the sock cut.

04:01.61
gav
It sucks as it cuts.

04:02.80
Chibbs
It's basically the sock cut.

04:04.31
Mad Dog
It certainly does suck.

04:06.02
gav
Fuck, how good is Wayne's World, man?

04:05.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:07.78
gav
I've got to watch both of those again. It's been too fucking long.

04:09.71
Chibbs
Yeah, I was thinking that just the other day.

04:12.59
Mad Dog
I'm sure we've seen that about 58 times

04:11.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:14.84
Bevo
ae I was listening to a podcast about that and they called it the most quotable movie of all time and um I reckon they're pretty close.

04:15.56
Chibbs
Yeah, I could go another 58.

04:17.20
gav
That's one of those...

04:16.69
Chibbs
Might be.

04:21.23
gav
Oh, I was about to say, i was about to say, i can I reckon I could probably turn the audio off and say that movie.

04:22.37
Chibbs
but

04:28.07
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, that's it.

04:29.61
gav
Who wants to watch it with me while I do that?

04:31.40
Chibbs
I'll have the cream of some young guy.

04:33.91
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha! Jesus Christ, that's a great joke.

04:36.76
Chibbs
i reckon or reckon and every couple of days i use the one from Waynesworld 2 with the, who's the old lady? That's my old lady.

04:44.36
gav
That's my old lady.

04:44.87
Mad Dog
That's my old lady.

04:45.53
gav
ha ha ha!

04:49.78
Mad Dog
Got beaten to death with his own shoes.

04:51.98
Chibbs
yeah

04:52.93
gav
it' not

04:56.29
gav
Oh, fuck.

04:56.52
Chibbs
um all right lyrics here we got lyrics there's an intro will i am steps up for the intro he says

04:57.78
gav
Yeah, good times.

05:02.97
Bevo
Can someone explain to me why Fergie and Will.i.am are on this track, but it's not Black Eyed Peas?

05:07.83
Chibbs
yes i will explain that i will i will explain that yeah it goes for trez to uno

05:08.69
gav
Because there's those... Because there's the Philo guy in the Blackheart piece.

05:10.63
Bevo
Okay, all right,

05:12.24
gav
Yeah.

05:19.86
Mad Dog
a

05:20.89
Chibbs
It's just fucking shit from the get-go.

05:24.76
Bevo
You got english English, Spanish, English, Italian.

05:24.22
Chibbs
i

05:25.28
Mad Dog
Four, tres, two, uno.

05:26.47
Chibbs
yeah

05:30.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:32.00
Bevo
don't know.

05:32.05
Chibbs
ah Piece of shit. Listen up, y'all, because this is it. The beat that I'm banging is delicious.

05:44.93
Bevo
It's like you're listening to the song.

05:45.28
gav
I'd like to think he's banging on the...

05:46.03
Bevo
He's like, this might be the introduction to the the actual song. And then he goes, this is it. And you're like, oh, okay.

05:51.87
Chibbs
Oh, right. Okay, this is it.

05:53.71
Bevo
Right. That's disappointing.

05:54.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:55.09
gav
I'm picturing the the beet that he's banging is delicious. It's just like on the back of a pot that he's just like made some chocolate ganache in or something.

06:00.50
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:01.69
Bevo
Ding, ding, ding.

06:02.43
gav
and Ding, ding, ding, ding. And then the other side is just delicious chocolate.

06:05.64
Chibbs
Or it's Beats.

06:08.84
Bevo
Yeah, beach roots.

06:08.33
Chibbs
Like he's... Yeah.

06:10.30
gav
oh

06:10.39
Bevo
Yeah.

06:11.67
gav
ah He's just mashing beetroot. Fair enough.

06:12.94
Chibbs
Smashing beetroot. and That's as just disgusting as this song.

06:15.75
gav
I wonder how that'd go.

06:19.48
gav
yeah

06:18.85
Chibbs
The smashed beetroot.

06:21.11
gav
I feel like, have I never seen like a beetroot chutney? I feel like that would actually fuck. Does anyone think that would bang?

06:27.31
Mad Dog
Chutney?

06:28.24
gav
Like a beetroot chutney like schmeared on a burger or something. Like if you're at a bougie burger restaurant, a beetroot chutney.

06:32.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:33.00
Bevo
You can get like beetroot dip, like beetroot hummus.

06:35.03
Mad Dog
No, that'd work. Yeah.

06:36.55
gav
Yeah, I've never seen that.

06:36.72
Bevo
That's good.

06:37.99
gav
i'm gonna i'm go Can you bleep this can you ble this out of the pot?

06:39.53
Bevo
Come on my way, mate.

06:41.72
gav
i'm going to I'm going to patent that as soon as we get offline.

06:43.29
Chibbs
Dan Southerns probably already invented it.

06:45.54
gav
Fuck. That guy's ahead of the game.

06:46.92
Mad Dog
Gavin's beat chutney. Gav's beat...

06:49.00
gav
Gavin's beach. Gav beats chutney.

06:50.24
Bevo
Can't beat his chutney.

06:52.75
Chibbs
Gavin Stevens.

06:55.18
gav
I hope Gavin Stevens is still a listener.

06:55.29
Mad Dog
yeah Gavin Steven beats out Chutney.

06:58.26
Chibbs
that's

07:01.30
gav
Shout out to Gavin if you're out there, mate.

07:03.18
Chibbs
it. Well, he got his episode.

07:04.15
gav
Our dyslexic still reads the lyrics.

07:05.56
Chibbs
He got his episode, didn't he?

07:06.48
Mad Dog
Steve-O. Yeah.

07:07.93
gav
He got his episode.

07:07.34
Chibbs
Yep. Yep.

07:08.95
gav
He got his episode.

07:08.33
Chibbs
ye yeah

07:09.97
gav
It's more than most get.

07:11.37
Chibbs
It is more than my skin. Yeah, that's right.

07:13.52
Mad Dog
Steve-O. Yeah.

07:14.57
Chibbs
Verse one, Fergie says, Fergalicious definition, make the boys go loco. They want my treasures. So they get their pleasures from my photo.

07:29.10
Chibbs
you can see You can see me. You can't squeeze me. I ain't easy. i ain't sleazy. I got reasons why I tease em Boys just come and go like seasons.

07:45.21
Mad Dog
Jesus.

07:45.69
Bevo
So, yeah, four four boys a year.

07:46.99
Chibbs
For a year.

07:47.83
Mad Dog
Okay.

07:47.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:48.77
Bevo
Yeah. So...

07:49.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:49.98
gav
and

07:49.23
Chibbs
You whore. Yeah.

07:51.72
gav
That ain't sleazy.

07:51.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:52.10
Mad Dog
Yeah. You hussy.

07:53.35
Chibbs
yeah

07:54.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:54.93
gav
I'll tell you what's funny, actually. I feel... what Sorry, what year? I should know this already from the prep. This was 2006.

08:00.54
Mad Dog
Oh, about, it was six, was it? Yeah.

08:03.67
Bevo
ought see

08:06.18
gav
06. 06. This is 2046. I feel like that's a big difference between then and now. She's like, I ain't sleazy. Like, ain't easy. I just tease them.

08:16.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:17.55
gav
Now it's like, cock, cock, cock, cock.

08:19.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now it's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:20.88
gav
Yeah.

08:21.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:21.67
Bevo
yeah yeah Dignity strongly intact, firmly intact.

08:22.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:23.45
gav
Which I love.

08:23.36
Chibbs
hint Yeah. I love cocks. How many can I get?

08:27.67
gav
Yeah, I feel like that's been, that's a real, it's funny to hear someone in a song, it's funny it's funny to hear someone in a song be like, I'm not promiscuous because I feel like that's a, it's a trend that it's gone the opposite way to that.

08:27.23
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:29.73
Mad Dog
hi

08:30.12
Bevo
Sabrina Carpenter actually.

08:35.74
Chibbs
I'm not at all.

08:37.24
Bevo
Yeah.

08:36.78
Chibbs
It's just, I'm just teasing.

08:39.23
Mad Dog
Now they dicken down the whole town.

08:40.88
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

08:41.78
gav
Exactly. It's like, look I mean, so many songs that we've done on the pod at least have just been like, yeah, let's let's see how many dicks I can get. And it's it's fucking great. It's great.

08:51.10
Chibbs
Yeah, what if society really fell apart in the last 20 years?

08:52.02
gav
I think it's a good transition.

08:55.64
Bevo
It just makes you wonder 20, 30 years from now, what, what's going to be worse than that?

08:56.06
gav
If I fell apart, you mean got dope.

08:55.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:00.33
Bevo
Cause it has to get worse.

09:01.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:02.96
Mad Dog
Got to keep raising the bar.

09:03.04
Bevo
It'll be interesting. we'll We'll be podcasting by then, so we'll find out.

09:05.78
Chibbs
Sure.

09:07.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:08.05
gav
Why then?

09:08.25
Bevo
Fergalicious definition.

09:08.69
gav
Are these not being released? so

09:11.79
Bevo
What do you mean?

09:12.16
gav
yeah You mean we'll still be...

09:12.89
Bevo
No, I'm saying we'll still be podcasting by then.

09:13.94
gav
still Okay, there we go.

09:15.81
Bevo
We'll be up to like 900, I assume. Fergalicious definition, make the boys go loco.

09:22.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:23.87
Bevo
That's not a definition.

09:24.48
Chibbs
Is that what the definition Fergalicious is?

09:27.22
Bevo
you looked up Fergalicious in the dictionary,

09:29.88
Chibbs
Well, I haven't looked. Maybe Fergalicious dictionary does mean... So you use it as an adjective? I don't know. What's what's that?

09:38.00
Bevo
Well, there's no other description of Fergalicious.

09:37.74
Chibbs
yeah it might make Make the boys go loco.

09:41.57
Bevo
Let's see. Dictionary.

09:42.33
gav
Oh, okay. So I've just looked it up. It says Fergalicious is a slang term that combines Fergie and delicious, popularized by the singer Fergie in her hit song.

09:51.93
Bevo
Yeah.

09:51.99
gav
It describes someone, typically a woman, who is attractive, stylish, and confident.

09:52.13
Bevo
So.

09:57.13
Mad Dog
I don't feel like any female...

09:57.27
gav
It doesn't say anything about boys being loco.

10:00.33
Mad Dog
yeah yeah You can't just walk up to a female and say, ooh, you're Fergalicious, baby.

10:05.47
gav
Oh, if I, okay. When Lauren inevitably divorces me and I end up back in the dating pool, that is a hundred percent.

10:10.56
Mad Dog
Inevitably.

10:10.86
gav
going to That is going to be my pickup line. I'll walk into bars.

10:13.78
Chibbs
You're looking fergalicious.

10:14.62
gav
Girl, you are looking fergalicious tonight.

10:16.08
Chibbs
but I'm going crazy.

10:19.78
Mad Dog
yeah

10:20.41
gav
yes

10:20.83
Mad Dog
You've sent me loco.

10:22.22
gav
I might just go crazy.

10:21.49
Chibbs
it They want my treasures is a very like fucking, yeah.

10:27.57
Bevo
pirate. ah

10:28.44
gav
and Goblin, a goblin guarding.

10:29.35
Mad Dog
You want my lucky charms.

10:30.04
Chibbs
Yeah. It's a, yeah.

10:31.98
gav
ah

10:33.00
Chibbs
It's a leprechaun slash golem sort of thing.

10:35.78
gav
Yeah, it's it's that vibe, isn't it it?

10:36.70
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

10:38.03
gav
It definitely feels something out of um out of the Lord of the Rings books.

10:41.46
Mad Dog
want my treasures.

10:40.82
Chibbs
um what are treasures like what are a treat okay

10:45.70
Mad Dog
check Chesticles.

10:47.85
Bevo
Could you imagine, no, they've got a photo of her and she's holding up two chests ah full of doubloons.

10:51.41
Chibbs
yeah where's the gold yeah just oh there'd be so many got so much gold bullion in those chests

10:55.86
Bevo
And all the guys are just whacking off furiously to the face.

11:02.69
Bevo
like ah bla

11:03.86
gav
So much. so much.

11:05.09
Mad Dog
ah

11:05.95
gav
Is that 99% pure gold?

11:07.20
Chibbs
How's she even holding up that much gold?

11:08.50
Mad Dog
oh

11:10.62
gav
It would be so weighty.

11:12.81
Mad Dog
Watch out for my Baytreat chutney.

11:19.49
gav
Immediate callback. and I like that a lot.

11:21.66
Chibbs
Yeah, but then then and then basically, yeah, it's then she lays down the law of like, you can look at me.

11:22.86
gav
Oh, fuck.

11:27.65
Chibbs
Don't fucking touch.

11:30.19
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

11:30.15
Bevo
Yeah.

11:29.47
Chibbs
Don't touch. Yeah.

11:31.28
Bevo
You can see me.

11:32.03
gav
I'm sorry.

11:32.04
Bevo
You can't squeeze me.

11:33.98
gav
you you skipped You skipped the funniest line in the whole verse. They want my treasures so they get their pleasures from my photo.

11:37.29
Chibbs
What's that?

11:41.88
Bevo
That's what I'm saying.

11:41.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:42.32
Bevo
The photo photo is her holding chests.

11:42.58
Chibbs
The photo is holding up the chests.

11:45.59
gav
Oh, I see. I see. That's the photo. Yeah.

11:46.97
Chibbs
The photo.

11:47.86
Bevo
Hmm.

11:48.06
gav
Okay.

11:47.33
Chibbs
Yeah. It's just like, she's in, Oh, she's in zoo magazine.

11:48.72
gav
I apologize.

11:52.09
Bevo
She's holding out the fucking Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones.

11:55.11
gav
Zoom Magazine.

11:54.44
Chibbs
yeah they yeah

11:56.20
gav
Jesus Christ. Zoom Magazine was probably kicking off at the point this song was released.

11:58.66
Chibbs
Oh yeah. I've mentioned fit

12:01.03
gav
Surely that doesn't exist.

12:01.10
Mad Dog
Zoo.

12:02.08
gav
Does that still exist?

12:02.54
Mad Dog
I forgot about that. hey

12:03.30
Chibbs
Fergie would have been a big zoo.

12:05.78
gav
Hang on, I'm going to see.

12:05.50
Chibbs
Uh,

12:06.56
Mad Dog
Oh, huge on the zoo.

12:07.31
gav
Sure, I reckon that is a 90% chance Zoo Magazine doesn't exist.

12:07.61
Bevo
do animal.

12:08.92
Chibbs
they loved white They loved white people. Yeah. Yeah.

12:14.40
Mad Dog
I reckon oron photos peaked in like the 1880s gold mining era where people just stared blankly into the fucking lens.

12:25.76
Bevo
the void yeah

12:25.96
Mad Dog
So, yeah, yeah, like the thousand yard stare.

12:29.62
Bevo
yeah

12:28.95
Chibbs
I think they just all were like, we're so tired. we shot do you know how hard life is?

12:35.31
gav
Wow.

12:37.08
Mad Dog
I'm fucking poor.

12:37.48
Chibbs
Yeah, think like how inconvenient it is now for someone to be like, got oh, everyone get together, we want to take a photo. Imagine then, like you've been in the mines all day and now you finally get out and they're like, i'm like fuck this, I'm so tired.

12:49.36
gav
yeah

12:53.25
Chibbs
i'm all i'm going to get All I'm going to get is half a slice of bread before I pass out and have to do this again tomorrow. And someone says, all right, fellas, now stand here and look at this big box.

13:03.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, try to look happy.

13:03.18
Chibbs
so Yeah.

13:05.98
gav
but

13:05.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:06.65
gav
oh

13:06.43
Chibbs
And they're like, fuck you

13:07.51
Bevo
You know, the real reason they don't smile is that it took so long to take a photo that it would be convenient to smile in the photo because it takes so fucking long to take it.

13:16.18
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

13:17.24
Bevo
So that's why they look very neutral.

13:17.46
Mad Dog
Okay. That's interesting. That's interesting.

13:19.55
Bevo
Yeah.

13:20.23
gav
um For those playing along at home, Zoo ah zoo Weekly Magazine ah began publication on the 29th of January 2004 and ceased on the 17th of November 2015.

13:30.62
Chibbs
Was Fergie ever in it?

13:32.41
Bevo
Yeah.

13:33.51
gav
Oh, that's a good question.

13:34.87
Bevo
Zoo Magazine, for those listening who don't know as well, was like one level below pulling mag. Yeah. But...

13:40.98
gav
it was So it actually says here, Zoo was a British softcore lad magazine, and softcore lad magazine is a blue link in Wikipedia.

13:41.20
Mad Dog
like Like picture mag. Yeah.

13:47.18
Bevo
yeah

13:46.76
Chibbs
So

13:50.02
Chibbs
this is a wild thing.

13:51.75
Mad Dog
Bert.

13:51.18
Chibbs
Like, well, in the UK, so the zoo one, I know this because Mossy would go over to the UK with his friend Bert, whose dad lives over in Ireland, and he'd come back.

14:01.38
Bevo
but It's a jolly holiday with Bert.

14:02.59
Chibbs
yeah can

14:05.42
Mad Dog
Bert.

14:04.72
Chibbs
He'd come it'd come back and he'd bring back British zoos.

14:06.21
gav
Okay.

14:08.31
Chibbs
But in British zoo, everyone's topless.

14:12.69
Mad Dog
Oh, they boobs out

14:12.20
Chibbs
um

14:13.17
gav
Oh, there Just in the papers.

14:13.24
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, but in Australia you couldn't. But what's wild in England, you've got page three of all the newspapers and there's ah there's a thing, the page three girl, it's just a, and it's a new, it's a topless chick in the newspaper, page three.

14:27.94
Mad Dog
out.

14:28.39
Bevo
in the newspaper?

14:30.98
Mad Dog
No.

14:30.98
gav
Jesus.

14:31.37
Chibbs
Yeah, this a whole thing, the page page paints three girls.

14:32.98
gav
That's big news. Big news on page three.

14:35.74
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

14:36.86
Mad Dog
Those filthy Brits.

14:38.60
gav
I've heard the term page three girls, but I didn't realize that they were in like genuine mainstream publications.

14:40.77
Chibbs
Yeah, just just a newspaper, topless, page three, topless woman.

14:44.59
gav
Fuck me. That's wild.

14:46.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:48.41
gav
God damn.

14:48.69
Bevo
you go. Well, we're learning something new every day.

14:48.67
Chibbs
The Poms.

14:49.68
gav
um I can't, I can't see if Fergie was ever featured in Zoo Weekly Magazine.

14:50.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:54.88
gav
So I'm not too sure. ah If she was, it definitely would have been the Australian non-topless version.

14:55.50
Chibbs
Okay.

14:58.57
Chibbs
Yeah, it wouldn't have been the non-topless version.

15:00.70
gav
It wouldn't have been there wouldn't have been the British.

15:01.25
Mad Dog
strike Straight from the streets of Sussex, they are.

15:02.94
gav
She wasn't a page three girl. Yeah. ah

15:05.98
Chibbs
ah

15:07.93
Mad Dog
Freshen your drink, Kaffner.

15:10.34
Chibbs
ah The pre-chorus goes, um it's Fergie and Will.i.am together. They say, Fergalicious, so delicious, but I ain't promiscuous.

15:21.35
Chibbs
And if you were suspicious, all that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses. Mwah! That puts them boys on rock rock. And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got.

15:35.68
Chibbs
Fortress to uno

15:41.12
Bevo
So hang on, hang on. That's a bit math here. Fortress

15:47.98
Bevo
is 12.

15:52.34
Bevo
And two Unos is two.

15:52.71
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

15:53.09
Chibbs
Okay, this is so confusing. Okay, if anyone had not read the lyrics to Fergalicious and you said, okay, what's Fergalicious about? You'd just be like, I think it's just about Fergie talking about like, you know, she's...

16:05.62
gav
herself

16:05.67
Chibbs
She's hot. She wants to like, you know, hook up with people, be sexy, whatever. It's not at all. It's the absolute opposite of them. It's, it's yeah. I look good.

16:17.46
Chibbs
Don't you better not be.

16:18.65
gav
stay away from me

16:18.61
Chibbs
You better not be whacking off to my photos and you better, and you better believe that I'm saving myself for marriage.

16:21.93
gav
yeah

16:25.66
Mad Dog
and

16:26.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:27.68
Bevo
but

16:27.91
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

16:28.58
Bevo
if you told me that, like, I didn't look at the lyrics before cause I was looking forward to doing them now, but the only bit I knew was Fergalicious definition and there is none.

16:28.79
gav
They

16:29.17
Mad Dog
yeah

16:38.06
gav
really...

16:38.53
Chibbs
No, there's no definition.

16:39.73
Mad Dog
No, they're just two words together that mean nothing.

16:39.82
Bevo
There ain't none.

16:42.92
Bevo
It's like when you look forward to like, it's it's like that old Mims one we did way back in the day.

16:47.03
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

16:47.99
Bevo
This is why I'm hot.

16:48.31
Chibbs
This is why I'm hot.

16:50.41
Bevo
Can't wait to find out why he's hot.

16:50.73
gav
ah

16:51.19
Chibbs
Yeah, and we never did.

16:53.37
Bevo
never Stop doing that.

16:54.55
Chibbs
still don't know.

16:55.51
gav
they' really

16:57.17
Chibbs
ah think we but think we speculated as to why he was hot for a good hour.

16:57.94
gav
They really threw...

17:01.26
Bevo
And it's also Insane Clown Posse's theory about miracles that we need to find out too.

17:05.66
Chibbs
ah I love that whole thing of, I think we used the wrong word.

17:11.44
Bevo
ah

17:12.15
gav
Yeah. ah

17:14.00
Chibbs
ah yes Yeah.

17:14.87
Mad Dog
ah on second thought

17:17.58
gav
and we really felt we and we don't hate scientists

17:20.24
Chibbs
Yeah. It should have been called opinions.

17:21.76
gav
yeah

17:22.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:23.91
Bevo
I'm not saying fuck scientists like fuck scientists.

17:25.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:27.11
Mad Dog
who

17:28.26
gav
yeah

17:28.35
Mad Dog
Should been called cool shit.

17:31.33
Bevo
Anyway, tune into the Insane Cloud Posse episode.

17:31.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:32.04
Chibbs
Yeah, I ain't promicuous, and if you're suspicious, all that shit is fictitious. What are you suspicious about? That she's a whore.

17:40.73
gav
I think so. I think that's the implication. But also, they've just put...

17:41.63
Chibbs
Okay, so then it's just like, I'm not, though.

17:42.54
Bevo
Yeah.

17:43.95
Chibbs
That's made up. You go, oh, thanks for clearing that up, Fergie.

17:45.75
gav
Yeah.

17:46.34
Mad Dog
yeah Yeah, she's gaslighting.

17:47.99
Chibbs
Yeah, thanks for clearing that up, then.

17:50.54
gav
Yeah.

17:49.82
Chibbs
Good.

17:51.07
gav
um They really... you reckon the... um I'm sure we'll get into who wrote it, but I can just picture them sitting there with a notepad and pen for like three hours being like, we need we need three more ish-ish words.

18:02.41
gav
Come on, man. You can do this.

18:03.43
Mad Dog
promiscuous, suspicious, fictitious, delicious.

18:04.79
Chibbs
but

18:06.19
gav
fictitious, fictitious. It's like, fuck yeah, we can make that work. We can make that work. I reckon that they started with this.

18:10.30
Chibbs
ah

18:12.70
gav
They started with this is the hook. This is what they had and they had to work their way backwards from there. They were like, what can we, what can we make her say is fictitious?

18:21.07
Chibbs
I started with Fergalicious and went, ah, we've gone down a road here.

18:22.25
gav
And then they were like, oh yeah, true.

18:24.22
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:25.80
gav
that That was probably the starting.

18:28.39
Bevo
Get out of the writing dictionary.

18:28.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:29.45
Chibbs
It's going to become very tricky.

18:31.31
gav
That makes, that makes more sense.

18:32.93
Bevo
Has anyone ever heard...

18:33.12
gav
But,

18:33.81
Bevo
oh sorry, Gav.

18:34.94
gav
No, no, I was just going they've really run that one down to the wire, I think.

18:35.41
Bevo
Has

18:37.36
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

18:39.91
Bevo
anyone ever heard anyone else describe an erection as putting the boy on rock?

18:45.51
Chibbs
is that what That is.

18:46.32
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

18:48.58
Mad Dog
i I was going to say, I've always wondered what that lyric meant, and then means a raging boner.

18:51.23
Chibbs
Yeah. I was still going to ask, what does this mean? Is that what it is?

18:54.63
gav
So, raging hard on. So when I'm, as I said, back in the dating pool, i'm going to slide up to the girl in the bar and say, you're Fergalicious and you've just put man on block.

18:57.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:04.33
Bevo
on rock.

19:04.83
gav
Wait, man on rock. You put this boy on block.

19:07.47
Mad Dog
you've

19:08.31
gav
What's that?

19:08.33
Mad Dog
um I just want to let you know I'm on rock right now.

19:10.96
gav
Oh, rock. Fuck.

19:12.31
Bevo
I love that Gavin's gone up to a woman and tried this line and completely cooked it.

19:11.79
Chibbs
Wait.

19:12.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:14.16
Chibbs
my

19:15.90
gav
to but

19:16.07
Chibbs
yeah

19:17.47
Mad Dog
um

19:17.55
gav
She'll find it she'll find it endearing.

19:17.22
Chibbs
You were almost in with a chance.

19:20.06
Mad Dog
I think you're Fergalipius and I'm on block right now.

19:25.54
Chibbs
It's like it was already confusing.

19:30.05
gav
but

19:31.45
Bevo
I'm on block. Yeah, you sure are, mate.

19:33.32
Mad Dog
yeah

19:32.97
Chibbs
Yep. Okay, so...

19:35.09
gav
I'm picturing her then being like like, I'm deaf, I'm deaf and me having a second chance and then just writing it down exactly how I said it and holding it up, writing it on a bar napkin.

19:39.51
Chibbs
but

19:43.04
Mad Dog
I'm

19:46.92
Bevo
I'm deaf is a good like, go away, I don't want this.

19:48.26
Mad Dog
deaf! Block.

19:51.44
gav
And then she helps my dad pick up one twice.

19:51.07
Chibbs
but

19:51.93
Mad Dog
i

19:55.45
Chibbs
you just you so You're signing block over and over again. What?

20:02.83
gav
I'm deaf. Well, I know Auslan.

20:09.30
Chibbs
yeah i i have in a wretch

20:13.91
gav
step

20:14.58
Mad Dog
You start pointing at your pants.

20:16.04
gav
Just me pointing to my dick over and over.

20:17.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:19.22
gav
Block! Block!

20:20.34
Mad Dog
All right.

20:20.50
gav
Right there! It's on block!

20:21.82
Chibbs
um Okay, so she's saying that um she's not going to have sex with any of them, but you can all line up to see me with your erections.

20:22.87
Mad Dog
You've sent me loco.

20:23.62
gav
oh

20:33.67
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:33.67
gav
yeah

20:34.57
Mad Dog
And you're you're a filthy bastard for thinking that.

20:35.00
gav
it's a peep It's a peep show.

20:37.18
Chibbs
Yeah!

20:38.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:39.07
gav
it's a It's a humiliation-based peep show.

20:41.19
Chibbs
ah Okay. Interesting. this is Is this when, like, incels started?

20:45.89
gav
We haven't reached a chorus yet, have we?

20:48.06
Chibbs
Like,

20:49.36
gav
this might be ah rick and um'm just I'm not going to say this was the catalyst, but I don't think you're going find incels before the exact release date of this song.

20:49.67
Mad Dog
Incel!

20:55.12
Chibbs
Yeah. but This will be like the town, like it's the, that it's the towers of incels. and

21:02.68
gav
This is the Harambe of incels.

21:02.99
Chibbs
this is yeah There was before, there was before Harambe and after Harambe. Yeah.

21:09.71
gav
I remember um ah remember but um going into Hayworth's at one point um and they had the...

21:13.80
Chibbs
Hmm.

21:16.79
gav
um Oh, actually, no, it was while I was working there.

21:18.46
Bevo
The local guitar shop for those listening at home.

21:20.66
gav
Sorry, sorry, sorry. Went into the local guitar shop. I think it was while I was working there and um employee of the month um frame on the wall with just a photo of Harambe. he just He stayed in there for like five months, I think, before he got ousted.

21:32.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:34.81
gav
Lock. What's she got?

21:35.10
Bevo
Thank God rest his soul.

21:34.65
Chibbs
Yeah. ah The chorus goes, it's so delicious. It's hot, hot. It's so delicious. I put them boys on rock, rock. It's so delicious.

21:45.08
gav
lock

21:45.86
Chibbs
They want a taste of what I got. I'm Fergalicious. T-t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty. tasty but

21:55.60
Bevo
So now I'm picturing her lifting up a boy and just putting him on a rock.

21:56.37
gav
what's what's he got

22:00.73
Chibbs
Yeah. Well, it's hot.

22:03.13
Bevo
Placing him on the rock.

22:04.76
Chibbs
It's like the ground's hot. Put him up on that rock so his feet don't burn.

22:09.69
Mad Dog
The floor is lava.

22:10.52
Bevo
Igneous.

22:11.15
gav
yeah yeah they want a taste of what I got now I'm picturing that chest she's holding is not full of treasures just like chicken schnitzels or something and everyone's like oh fucking hell yeah Fergie what's what's what's up with those and she's like it can't touch boys you can only look and everyone's like oh this sucks

22:11.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:20.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:20.21
Bevo
Yeah.

22:22.16
Chibbs
That'd be delicious.

22:26.48
Bevo
It's hot, hot.

22:26.92
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

22:31.81
Chibbs
I hate looking at schnitzels.

22:33.14
Bevo
Sit. Go sit on the rock.

22:37.13
Chibbs
And she's like, tasty, tasty.

22:40.86
gav
I was saying, camera pulls the out and it's, um what's it, The Rock?

22:40.42
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

22:45.67
gav
The Rock is sitting there.

22:48.12
Mad Dog
Rock.

22:47.72
Chibbs
yeah She's got a space food stick. Yeah.

22:57.02
Bevo
I love space food sticks.

22:57.17
gav
Dwayne The Rock Johnson, just like, can I get can i get some of that Fergie?

22:57.75
Chibbs
yeah

22:58.55
Mad Dog
ah

23:00.31
gav
or

23:01.07
Mad Dog
With a huge erection.

23:01.67
Chibbs
ah Massive erection.

23:02.49
gav
He's got a throbbing cock and Fergie's just loading boys onto his lap.

23:03.35
Chibbs
No.

23:09.54
gav
None of this is okay.

23:10.05
Chibbs
No.

23:11.73
gav
We've fallen down a new funnel.

23:13.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:13.41
gav
It's the Fergie supports pedos funnel.

23:15.41
Chibbs
The Dwayne Johnson pedophile ring funnel.

23:16.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:19.19
gav
wow

23:19.24
Mad Dog
Dwayne Johnson with an erection funnel.

23:18.49
Chibbs
No. but

23:22.80
gav
Oddly, Dwayne Johnson is probably one of the most wholesome people alive right now.

23:25.32
Chibbs
They're the ones you're going to be worried about. Post chorus goes Fergalicious death. Fergalicious death. Fergalicious death. death There's the death.

23:35.87
Chibbs
It's the death thing.

23:37.94
Bevo
Hang on.

23:38.33
gav
It's, yeah, Fergalit's just, and she, I'm deaf.

23:40.91
Bevo
Let's not let you get away with You said Fergalition, which is like some kind of criminal action.

23:43.52
gav
Yeah, no, I was going to call him me out because it sounded like demolition.

23:44.00
Mad Dog
Fergalition.

23:43.24
Chibbs
I? Did I? Did I say Fergalicious?

23:46.24
Bevo
I'm

23:47.47
gav
It sounded like you were going to destroy something.

23:49.10
Mad Dog
Fergalition.

23:50.47
gav
Fergalit.

23:51.42
Bevo
i'm a ah

23:50.88
Chibbs
did i say fakeition

23:53.30
Mad Dog
Yes, you corrected yourself, but.

23:53.33
gav
You said Fergalitian.

23:53.74
Bevo
yeah I put the plaintiff under Fergalition.

23:54.90
Chibbs
ah

24:00.13
gav
ah

24:00.27
Mad Dog
I'm sorry, I sorry, love the concept that Gav sort of came up with of you writing down on a piece of paper to someone that you're deaf in response to them talking to you.

23:59.62
Chibbs
Well, she...

24:18.54
Mad Dog
LAUGHTER

24:18.98
Bevo
You know, it's so funny. That was Gavin's fantasy that he had a pickup line for a chick and she's deaf, so he has a second chance at the pickup line.

24:30.10
gav
And he still fucks up the second chance.

24:31.23
Chibbs
yeah

24:33.51
gav
He writes down the fuck up.

24:38.65
gav
I put, I'm just handwritten.

24:38.49
Chibbs
and

24:40.05
gav
I put the boys on block. Wait, no, that's not it.

24:45.10
Chibbs
And you run out of room. Now you have to write real small in the corner.

24:50.76
gav
I have to ask the bar for another napkin.

24:52.28
Bevo
It's also in like it's in the club, which is noisy and crowded.

24:52.68
Mad Dog
On the back of a coaster.

24:54.62
Chibbs
yeah

24:57.62
Mad Dog
I'm deaf.

25:00.80
Bevo
Just happens to be alone as well.

25:01.59
Chibbs
yeah

25:03.19
gav
but

25:04.57
Bevo
I want to talk about, so Fergalicious, we've got, now we've got Ferga, what we say?

25:04.82
gav
Oh, fuck.

25:08.71
Chibbs
Fergalition.

25:10.46
gav
Fergalition.

25:10.50
Bevo
Fergalician.

25:10.69
Mad Dog
Fergalition.

25:11.21
Chibbs
Yeah, she really missed it.

25:12.63
Bevo
Maybe there's a whole universe of Ferga things, like

25:12.37
Chibbs
She missed it. Yeah. was going to say, she missed a trick on making this entire album just different Fergie, play on words for Fergie.

25:15.61
gav
good ah

25:18.39
Bevo
Yeah. Like if you if you die, you're not good enough for heaven or hell, you go to Furgatory.

25:23.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

25:29.05
gav
Jump out of a plane, go Ferga shooting.

25:32.22
Bevo
Furgatory is where she's just dancing in front of you the whole time. and You can't do it.

25:34.75
Chibbs
You can't do anything.

25:36.27
Bevo
yeah

25:36.91
gav
Oh, God.

25:37.46
Mad Dog
You can't touch. Fuck.

25:38.60
Bevo
Yeah.

25:38.54
Chibbs
You can't even get an erection.

25:40.03
Mad Dog
I

25:43.55
Mad Dog
reckon worse would be having an erection for all time and not being able to do anything about it.

25:46.06
Chibbs
For all time. that's

25:49.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:49.11
Chibbs
That's the definition of Fergalicious.

25:52.08
Mad Dog
yeah

25:52.46
gav
yeah

25:52.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Verse two.

25:56.29
gav
oh god

25:55.60
Chibbs
Fergalicious definition make them boys go crazy. They always claim they know me, come and to me, call me Stacy. Hey, Stacy.

26:06.44
Chibbs
I'm the F to the E, R, G, the I, the E, and can't no other lady put it down like me.

26:16.60
Mad Dog
yeah

26:17.88
Bevo
Stacey, her real name.

26:19.04
gav
That's her real name.

26:20.41
Bevo
Yeah.

26:19.84
Chibbs
Oh, fuck, i hope so.

26:21.34
gav
Stacey Ann Ferguson.

26:22.13
Chibbs
Okay.

26:23.08
Mad Dog
Stacey.

26:23.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:25.36
gav
And apparently she's been famous since she was a kid. She was on a show called Kids Inc. ah

26:28.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:30.25
gav
where she but you know which she was known as Stacey on the show.

26:32.83
Chibbs
That's before she got addicted to meth.

26:36.15
gav
um Only just before.

26:36.87
Mad Dog
Did she get Methy?

26:37.87
Chibbs
Oh, before she was in Black Peas, she was a trailer trash meth at addict.

26:42.49
gav
Lionel Mephi.

26:43.45
Mad Dog
Nice.

26:43.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:48.71
Mad Dog
Fantastic.

26:48.95
Bevo
Um, uh, what was I going to say?

26:51.06
gav
That's a shirt, actually. Can I just say that's a shirt?

26:52.23
Mad Dog
I love that. Lionel Mephi.

26:53.76
gav
Light or messy?

26:58.88
gav
Just messy in the gutter. Yep.

27:02.06
Bevo
yeah i know you love Chibs. You love are crazy in a song.

27:04.73
Chibbs
I do like that. Yeah, I do.

27:06.69
Bevo
and

27:06.99
gav
yeah

27:07.40
Bevo
The Fergalicious definition is that she makes the boys go crazy. So gaslighting,

27:10.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:13.13
Chibbs
They've just lost...

27:14.64
Bevo
um

27:13.96
Chibbs
but They're in in an insane asylum now. They're a danger to themselves.

27:17.80
Mad Dog
Straight jackets.

27:18.87
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

27:19.07
gav
Just shitting into their hands and eating it.

27:19.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:18.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

27:21.97
gav
Yeah.

27:21.66
Chibbs
yeah

27:22.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:22.56
Bevo
Some kind of like...

27:23.33
Mad Dog
Coming up to her going, I know you.

27:25.28
Chibbs
That's the definition.

27:26.31
gav
You're Stacy.

27:27.00
Chibbs
That's the definition.

27:28.82
Bevo
Some kind of clockwork orange kind of like rehabilitation shit she's got.

27:31.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:33.19
gav
yeah Where they've pinned their eyes open and made them watch her dance.

27:37.77
Bevo
Black-eyed peas cleaves.

27:37.89
gav
Oh,

27:39.11
Bevo
There's

27:38.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:40.91
gav
oh

27:41.54
Chibbs
um She spells her name. That's always a good filler. Like, you know, yeah.

27:46.71
Mad Dog
yeah

27:46.79
Bevo
a lot of spelling in this song.

27:47.64
Chibbs
Have you spelled anything yet? Not yet. No, it's not spelling. that Give us another minute.

27:52.19
Mad Dog
Although some of the spelling's not great later on.

27:54.78
Bevo
No, we'll get there.

27:54.27
Chibbs
Nah, that's true.

27:56.02
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

27:56.19
Chibbs
ah The pre-chorus number two says, I'm fergalicious, so delicious. My body stays vicious. I be up in the gym just working on my fitness.

28:08.55
Chibbs
Here's my witness. Oh, wee! I put your boy on rock rock and he be lining down the block just to watch what I got for Trez to Uno.

28:22.80
Bevo
I love that. I'd be up in the gym working on my fitness.

28:26.05
Mad Dog
working on my fitness.

28:25.70
Chibbs
yeah

28:28.75
Bevo
What else do do in the gym?

28:29.05
Chibbs
yeah yeah just um they're like oh she goes to the gym

28:33.53
gav
and this is 06 I feel like gyms weren't as big then as they are now like this was in the era where not every man and his dog went to the fucking gym all the time oh she's in the gym

28:38.18
Bevo
Hmm.

28:43.56
Bevo
It's something I want to talk about just completely unrelated to Fergie, but like you got guys like Anthony Kiedis from the Chili Peppers and Slash from Guns Roses, both functional heroin addicts, but like muscly as fuck.

28:53.82
Chibbs
yeah

28:54.84
Mad Dog
Mmm.

28:57.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:58.35
Bevo
When are they going to the gym?

28:58.67
Mad Dog
yeah

28:59.95
Chibbs
they're They're not. They're just, they don't eat and they do nothing but exercise.

29:06.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:07.15
Bevo
And drugs.

29:07.52
Chibbs
Well, they do heroin. They pass out. You're not you're not eating then.

29:11.75
Bevo
Yeah, okay. All right.

29:11.89
Chibbs
So you not take your calorie intake is low and then you're playing gigs and shit. like

29:16.75
Bevo
Yeah, fair.

29:17.13
Chibbs
So your card cardio is up and calorie intake down.

29:18.19
Mad Dog
Yeah. you

29:20.13
Bevo
Hmm.

29:21.98
Mad Dog
You're in a calorie deficit constantly.

29:24.81
Bevo
Hmm.

29:24.88
gav
apparently that's like a real thing as well like over time heroin addicts stomachs shrink in the same way that you would if you got gastric bypass so it's like even if you as you clean up it's like you you eat a small a very small meal and you are very full sort of situation

29:25.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:31.33
Bevo
Hmm.

29:30.64
Chibbs
I'm sure...

29:31.83
Bevo
Oh.

29:37.76
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm sure you look good.

29:38.80
Bevo
Interesting.

29:40.29
Chibbs
and Like, you know, a functional heroin addict looks good in their early 20s, probably they look good, but by the time you hit 40...

29:41.95
gav
look good feel great this is an ad for heroin cut cut to commercial cut to commercial i've got a plug

29:47.67
Mad Dog
Yeah. I reckon...

29:52.42
Bevo
slash doesn't look good now yeah right

29:53.21
gav
Have you seen Perry Farrell

29:54.12
Chibbs
Yeah,

29:55.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:54.86
Chibbs
not good.

29:56.01
Mad Dog
reckon every three or four days they'd just come to a realisation, fuck, I haven't eaten in four days.

30:01.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:03.04
gav
Yeah.

30:03.19
Mad Dog
better have a sandwich. Yeah.

30:04.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:05.79
gav
they They go to open the cutlery drawer and they see a spoon and they pull it out and then suddenly they've got a fucking belt wrapped around their arm and they've got a lighter under the spoon and they're like, oh, fuck this again.

30:10.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:11.58
Bevo
yeah just like a yeah but James like James Taylor

30:15.05
Mad Dog
Here we go again. Yeah.

30:17.35
Chibbs
It's like the kitchen drawer wants me to do drugs.

30:20.73
gav
ha ha. Ha ha ha.

30:22.62
Mad Dog
It's a sign. Yeah.

30:23.78
Chibbs
ah they do another chorus, get interlude, the interlude says, ha her hold up, check it out.

30:25.15
Bevo
This

30:32.05
Chibbs
It's a whole section there, just for that.

30:34.88
Bevo
is where the music shifts.

30:34.97
gav
I'm surprised they umm surprised that they put that as a separate section in the lyrics because that really is a part of... Like you say, it shifts there, but it shifts into the bridge.

30:47.01
gav
Why is that not just the bridge?

30:46.52
Chibbs
It's a bridge. It's an interlude.

30:51.15
Bevo
It's semantics.

30:51.21
gav
Yeah.

30:51.64
Chibbs
Yeah. The bridge goes, baby, baby, baby, if you really want me, honey, get some patience. Maybe then you'll get a taste of my tasty, tasty.

31:03.82
Chibbs
I'll be laced with lacy. It's so tasty, tasty. It'll make you crazy. ah Anytime you say you're laced with something, I don't think you're in lingerie.

31:12.78
gav
Fucking hell.

31:15.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:15.80
Chibbs
I think I'm getting fucking roofied.

31:18.89
Bevo
trust yeah

31:18.71
Chibbs
Okay.

31:20.61
gav
Yep.

31:21.25
Bevo
I also like that she foreshadowed this this bridge earlier by saying men come and go like seasons so she's now she's like if you really want me you have a one in four chance this year

31:21.60
Mad Dog
I've slipped you a mickey.

31:22.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:27.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:35.40
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

31:36.36
Mad Dog
you have a chance.

31:35.86
Chibbs
It's the same percentage as, like, winning a free paddle pop on the stick.

31:38.89
Bevo
yeah

31:42.27
Chibbs
Like, you know, when they're doing the...

31:43.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:44.48
gav
ah

31:44.43
Chibbs
the

31:46.10
Bevo
That's assuming she's got four guys to pick from throughout the year as well.

31:47.89
gav
oh my god fuck do you I honestly there was nothing fucking better than getting to the stickier paddle pop and you had the fucking instant win logo on that thing god damn I don't think I've don't think I've felt joy i don think I've felt joy since then

31:47.80
Chibbs
Yeah. That's true.

31:49.97
Mad Dog
Paddle pop.

31:50.25
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

31:51.65
Bevo
Yeah.

31:58.17
Chibbs
Oh, my God. Glory. Glory, glory.

32:05.20
Chibbs
ah I might not have experienced happiness.

32:07.04
Mad Dog
That was...

32:09.66
gav
that was that was the closest I've ever come to happiness

32:09.76
Mad Dog
No. I've never truly been happy.

32:12.60
Chibbs
A free paddle pop. was

32:16.40
gav
What was your favorite flavor of Battle Pop?

32:16.82
Chibbs
It was. Chocolate.

32:18.71
Bevo
Oh, rainbow.

32:20.40
gav
Mad Dog?

32:20.08
Chibbs
Actually, no, you're right. Yeah, rainbow. Rainbow paddle pop.

32:23.09
Mad Dog
um This is getting nuts, but can I say banana?

32:25.18
Chibbs
but No, he can't.

32:27.19
gav
You absolutely can.

32:27.63
Bevo
I like a banana.

32:28.07
gav
Banana ones fucked. Banana ones were real good.

32:29.14
Bevo
Yeah.

32:28.85
Chibbs
um

32:30.16
gav
They were my second favorite. ah Rainbow was the correct answer though and it is caramel flavored.

32:33.58
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah, I knew that.

32:35.58
Mad Dog
It's caramel.

32:35.98
Bevo
Can I tell you, to this day, it was still my favorite ice cream, though, of choice.

32:36.39
Mad Dog
ah

32:39.02
Bevo
And my dad always tells me, I used to have them when i was a kid, is Bublo Bills.

32:43.66
gav
Bublé fucking Bills.

32:44.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:44.64
gav
They were my favorite too, man.

32:44.74
Bevo
Love them. Love them.

32:46.38
gav
Goddamn.

32:46.60
Mad Dog
What about a gay time?

32:47.99
Bevo
For those American listeners, once again, Pablo Bill is a cowboy-flavored ice cream with a bubblegum nose.

32:49.06
gav
Oh, I still fuck around with gay times very regularly.

32:52.21
Mad Dog
Gay time's a good man.

32:55.14
gav
It was... like And he the backing was chocolate, though. It was like ah the one side of the ice cream was chocolate.

32:58.35
Bevo
Yeah.

32:59.29
Mad Dog
Yeah, fucking oath it was.

32:59.72
Bevo
It's the best best of every world in ice cream.

33:01.30
gav
The rest was... Fuck, they were good, man.

33:03.27
Mad Dog
And you had to guess what colour the bubblegum nose would be before you unwrapped it.

33:05.44
gav
The nose was going to be, yeah, fuck yeah.

33:08.80
Bevo
These days you get like green and nothing else.

33:08.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

33:09.22
gav
Man.

33:10.93
Bevo
Anyway, speaking of things that taste good...

33:11.21
gav
oh really? Really?

33:15.22
gav
Cut to refrain.

33:15.28
Chibbs
Yeah, we've got a refrain here. Will.i.am.

33:20.14
Chibbs
T to the A to the S-T-E-Y, girl, you tasty. t to the A to the S-T-E-Y, girl, you tasty.

33:31.49
Chibbs
D to the E to the L-I-C-I-O-U-S to the D to the E to the hit it Fergie.

33:45.70
Bevo
Let's not stay on this one for too long because it's fucking obvious.

33:45.75
gav
So that's not how you spell it. That's not you spell it.

33:48.97
Bevo
No, yeah.

33:49.94
gav
That's it.

33:50.37
Bevo
There's an annotation here.

33:50.88
gav
um

33:51.65
Bevo
you want hear this?

33:52.85
gav
Go on then.

33:53.22
Mad Dog
Yes.

33:53.43
Bevo
Um, interviewer, speaking of lyrics, have you forgiven Will.i.am for spelling tasty with an E on Fergalicious? Fergie, that was perfect. I called him on it right away. But then he was like, no, let's spell it wrong on purpose. It's great. It's better.

34:06.92
Bevo
It messes it up a little bit.

34:08.75
gav
Oh, fuck.

34:08.75
Bevo
I don't like anything that's too perfect.

34:14.15
Mad Dog
Nice.

34:14.19
gav
I mean, ah like that logic. i don't i don't hate the logic, but I do hate this refrain. I think it's fucking stupid, but and I mean, to the SDE, well, girl, you tasty tea.

34:23.31
Mad Dog
to the A.

34:24.76
Chibbs
No, spelling shit is always just a lazy thing, but I do like that he um punches Fergie at the end of it.

34:27.97
gav
Yeah.

34:29.86
Bevo
Hmm.

34:30.03
gav
Yeah. ah I will say, I like it more that he knew it was wrong and pushed ahead than they just fucked it up.

34:40.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:40.65
Chibbs
what what you reckon

34:42.36
Mad Dog
um actually like that.

34:42.24
Chibbs
What was the conversation behind that, do you think, in the studio when they started spelling it?

34:43.66
Mad Dog
It's good.

34:48.10
gav
um you walked out of the chat for just a brief moment there and Bevo explained exactly what the comment listen to the podcast to find out the answer to that question

34:50.89
Chibbs
Oh, that was it?

34:52.79
Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly that.

34:53.15
Chibbs
Oh, okay.

34:54.69
Bevo
Hmm.

34:54.27
Chibbs
Well, I'll listen to the podcast in fucking a month. and what sarah third Why is there a third verse?

34:59.10
Bevo
It goes for your listeners too.

35:02.62
Bevo
ah this is a rap.

35:03.05
gav
to be fair this one out of out of all the verses this is the only one listening to the song that's somewhat palatable I don't know if the lyrics are very good I don't remember but

35:03.84
Bevo
This is it when Fergie gets a rap out.

35:05.50
Mad Dog
She's rapping now.

35:05.56
Chibbs
Jesus fucking Christ.

35:09.30
Chibbs
Okay.

35:13.28
Chibbs
Okay.

35:14.67
Bevo
I find she, I really find she's barely keeping up with this rap too.

35:13.98
Chibbs
Verse three.

35:17.16
Chibbs
Okay.

35:20.12
Chibbs
She was probably off meth at this point. So you got to.

35:23.28
gav
She needed to just have a little hit, just a little bit of meth.

35:23.91
Bevo
probably just not a rapper.

35:24.21
Mad Dog
yeah They just... They mess her up for this verse only.

35:26.91
Chibbs
I don't even know she said that.

35:29.33
Bevo
Fuck me, there is still so much more of this song to go.

35:31.69
Mad Dog
There is.

35:31.50
Chibbs
i don't know if they I don't know if she's a musician.

35:32.92
gav
Oh, fuck. Holy shit. How is there this much?

35:34.79
Chibbs
Here we go. All the time I turn around, brothers gather round, always so ah always looking at me up and down, looking at my, ah, I just want to say it now. i ain't trying to round up.

35:50.40
Chibbs
Drama, little mama. I don't want to take your man, man. And I know I'm coming off just a little bit conceited. And I keep on repeating how the boys want to eat me. eat it.

36:05.07
gav
Eat it. Concede Eat it.

36:06.37
Chibbs
And I'm trying to tell that I can't be treated like clientele.

36:14.02
Mad Dog
Yes.

36:14.76
Bevo
Yeah. um

36:15.61
gav
yeah

36:16.74
Bevo
All the time I turn around, brothers gather around. So it's just spinning and it's just attracting people.

36:21.77
Mad Dog
ah

36:22.46
gav
yeah but

36:23.17
Bevo
You ever see those videos of like people playing musical instruments near cows and they all just like slowly walk over and listen?

36:27.79
gav
Walk over and look at it.

36:27.71
Chibbs
ah

36:29.03
gav
Yeah, 100% that.

36:29.68
Bevo
Yeah.

36:30.00
gav
100%.

36:29.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:30.73
Bevo
That's what's happening.

36:31.24
gav
hundred percent

36:30.48
Chibbs
Also by brothers, I assume she means black people, right?

36:35.67
Mad Dog
yes

36:37.40
gav
that's I think that's a common usage in in the States.

36:38.79
Chibbs
Sure. It is.

36:40.70
gav
Yeah.

36:40.34
Chibbs
So, um, she, yeah, it is.

36:41.87
Mad Dog
it

36:44.35
Mad Dog
Because it's brothers with an A.

36:45.78
Chibbs
And she's, she, she, she's, she's white.

36:47.03
Mad Dog
Brothers.

36:47.80
gav
oh it is too. yeah brother Yeah, brothers.

36:52.67
Bevo
All

36:53.36
gav
Is she white?

36:54.15
Mad Dog
White as snow.

36:54.22
Chibbs
Oh, mate, I looked into this because I was asking i was talking to Jazz.

36:55.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:57.87
Chibbs
I'm like, what ethnicity is Fergie? Like, she's very tan.

37:01.44
gav
Yeah,

37:01.69
Chibbs
Is she some sort of Spanish?

37:06.08
Mad Dog
Some kind of Spanish.

37:07.65
Chibbs
And I looked it up. No, as white as you can get, like Irish and Scottish ancestry.

37:13.74
gav
No way.

37:14.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:15.33
Bevo
right.

37:15.42
Mad Dog
White as meth, yeah.

37:16.13
Chibbs
yeah yeah so I don't know if they were just like because she was in black eyed peas and she's they yeah I don't know but it's like yeah

37:16.91
Bevo
Fargo.

37:17.39
gav
Holy shit.

37:26.72
Mad Dog
Yeah, they're they're trying to mask the whiteness there somewhere, yeah.

37:29.13
Chibbs
yeah yeah she's white she's as white as you can get yeah um okay so they're looking up and down so on and so on ah what what why does she keep telling people to eat it

37:33.83
Mad Dog
Yep.

37:44.34
Bevo
Because it's tasty.

37:44.89
Chibbs
What is?

37:45.89
gav
but ah

37:47.12
Bevo
Her candy skin.

37:50.20
gav
ah oh

37:53.75
gav
yeah that's a weird line it might be yeah

37:53.27
Chibbs
Is this a Dharma sort of thing here? Or like what?

37:57.27
Bevo
um She's dipped herself in honey.

38:01.61
Mad Dog
Are we talking about Fritzl?

38:01.70
gav
i don't know when no

38:01.00
Chibbs
I just, I don't not know. I don't understand. Like the entire thing's about like, I'm not promissuous. You can't touch me. You can't do this or that, whatever. But now I'm just going to sing about my vagin tits for a while.

38:16.69
gav
I mean, that's she still followed that theme though because she's the brothers have gathered around always looking her up and down, looking at her.

38:25.31
Mad Dog
And they're on rock.

38:26.95
gav
They're on rock.

38:26.34
Chibbs
then

38:27.67
Bevo
Yeah.

38:27.79
gav
They're certainly on rock, but they're all still looking.

38:29.16
Bevo
Maybe it's like fill in your own blank.

38:29.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:33.06
Bevo
So it could be whatever you want it to be.

38:32.35
Chibbs
fair enough

38:34.34
Bevo
The listener, you.

38:35.63
gav
Always looking at my bank statements.

38:37.45
Bevo
Yeah. Always looking at my Pokemon card collection.

38:41.20
gav
LAUGHTER

38:43.58
Chibbs
um that i'm not reading any more lyrics

38:47.77
Mad Dog
That's pretty much it.

38:48.88
Bevo
I think you got it.

38:49.51
gav
um

38:49.87
Bevo
Oh, no, just the, oh no, it's tasty and spells delicious at the end as well.

38:54.53
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm not, yeah. Nah.

38:57.35
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's it.

38:57.66
Chibbs
I'm sure I've said all of this shit.

38:58.58
Bevo
You get it. You get it.

39:00.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:00.03
Chibbs
ah Yeah, you get it.

39:01.52
gav
Yeah, it does go for...

39:01.24
Chibbs
You get it.

39:03.28
gav
We've read about half the lyrics, but the rest of them are just repeats of everything we've already said.

39:06.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:08.15
gav
Yeah.

39:07.45
Chibbs
And mostly spelling. And I'm dyslexic.

39:10.31
gav
Yeah, mostly. You are, yes.

39:11.72
Chibbs
It's like my mortal my mortal enemy.

39:12.61
Bevo
One thing we didn't talk about though.

39:14.32
gav
you are yes

39:14.97
Bevo
one thing we didn't talk about is that, that bit where she's like, Fergalicious def, Fergalicious def.

39:20.54
Mad Dog
Def.

39:21.11
Bevo
I just, I'd like to imagine in the studio, it was like Fergalific. Yeah.

39:25.68
gav
Oh, he's gone and done it now.

39:26.07
Chibbs
No. Just like... Nah,

39:27.79
Bevo
I'm deaf.

39:31.00
Bevo
Fergalicious deaf.

39:31.48
gav
Fergalifus.

39:32.67
Bevo
And then the producer's like, not yet, Fergie. Oh, okay. Sorry. Fergalicious deaf. Not yet, Fergie.

39:37.83
Chibbs
for some reason...

39:39.30
Bevo
Fergalicious. Not yet.

39:40.59
Mad Dog
Def, def, def, def, def.

39:41.90
Bevo
Deaf, deaf, deaf, deaf.

39:44.11
gav
as he As he leaned in to hit the mic, he accidentally hit the reverb button.

39:46.84
Chibbs
and doubt for some reason

39:48.36
gav
Not yet, Fergie. Fergalifus. Def, def, def, def, def.

39:50.08
Chibbs
For some reason they were recording directly to analog tape and they're like, ah, fuck, it's on there now.

39:51.39
Mad Dog
Fergalicious.

39:55.84
Chibbs
We can't sit we can't send this back to the start.

39:58.08
gav
We can't. we've We're doing this on a four-track, Fergie.

39:59.85
Chibbs
Yeah, I imagine it was like ah you know like a Ray Charles session where all the musicians are in the room all playing Fergalicious together.

40:09.94
gav
ah

40:10.66
Mad Dog
veryul delicious

40:11.39
gav
Oh, fuck. um Chibs, have you ever listened to CW Stonekings?

40:16.57
Chibbs
No.

40:18.29
gav
It does really cool...

40:17.91
Chibbs
I know who it is, but no.

40:19.92
gav
yeah, yeah. Like old school sort of Mississippi blues style stuff.

40:20.96
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

40:22.68
gav
He did an album in 2014 called Gone Boogaloo where he... um

40:26.51
Chibbs
Sounds racist.

40:28.90
gav
it's

40:29.78
Bevo
Does this chat belong in a Fergie episode?

40:29.99
gav
Probably. It does, it does, because he got the whole band in the room and recorded it just like that. he he

40:35.70
Chibbs
Right.

40:36.52
Bevo
okay

40:36.06
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah, that's cool.

40:37.20
gav
And like when they wanted more bass in the track, they were like they did a take and they were like, can you... like They'd finish the song and the producer would be like, can you lean the bass a little bit closer to the mic and then have to do another take?

40:45.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:47.26
Bevo
And he's like, he's like CW stone King def.

40:48.02
gav
It's so good.

40:50.45
Chibbs
but

40:52.34
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

40:52.48
Chibbs
The boys are on rock rock. It was released on October 23rd, 2006, 1,869 days after the towers fell.

41:00.56
Bevo
Oh,

41:04.63
gav
1.869.

41:04.70
gav
we didn't have a 2001 track this week, that would have been the... Or last week, that would have been the closest in know in a good while.

41:08.29
Chibbs
Would have been. That's right.

41:10.10
gav
Yeah.

41:09.45
Chibbs
Yeah. Songwriters. How many songwriters do you think are involved in Fergalicious? What do you reckon, Gav? How many?

41:16.76
gav
Oh, fuck. It's always more than I think. I'm going to go... fuck. going to go 7. 7. seven seven

41:23.11
Chibbs
Bevo, what do you reckon?

41:24.32
Mad Dog
I

41:24.91
Bevo
I suspect James Brown has a credit in this, but I could be wrong. So let's say 12 conservatively.

41:32.18
gav
Fuck off, it cannot be

41:32.29
Chibbs
What do you reckon, can dog?

41:33.44
Mad Dog
reckon a good baker's dozen.

41:33.01
Chibbs
11, 11. Yeah. James Brown is in there.

41:36.66
gav
12. 13, here we

41:40.10
gav
Fuck, he's already past seven.

41:40.25
Chibbs
eleven

41:41.28
gav
Fuck me!

41:41.72
Mad Dog
Eleven.

41:41.70
Bevo
who

41:42.24
Mad Dog
Interesting.

41:42.73
gav
Fuck me!

41:42.84
Chibbs
yeah

41:43.60
Bevo
James Brown in that?

41:43.83
Chibbs
james brown ist there

41:45.66
Bevo
Yeah. Night Train.

41:46.90
Mad Dog
Interesting.

41:47.23
gav
That'll get ya.

41:47.13
Chibbs
Yeah, you've got Will.i.am, Fergie, ah Dania, Maria Burks, Juana, Michelle Burns, Juanita A.

41:48.17
gav
That'll get ya.

41:49.13
Bevo
Night Train. i

41:56.55
Chibbs
Lee, Kim Nazelle, Fatima Shahid, Derek Rahim, Jimmy Forrest, and James Brown. A lot of royalties getting shared around from old Fergalicious.

42:08.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:09.75
gav
Jesus.

42:09.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:11.01
Bevo
you know You know, in Back to the Future when they're playing that... de dent to den to den and andni and and and then ah and and and then That's some

42:16.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

42:19.16
Bevo
called Night Train.

42:19.58
Chibbs
Yeah, Nitrine.

42:21.33
Bevo
And um James Brown's version is more like the Fergie version.

42:24.13
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

42:26.00
gav
way.

42:25.53
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Apparently, Will.i.am owns a talking AI mirror named Marge

42:34.20
gav
No way.

42:35.13
Mad Dog
Wow, really?

42:35.04
Chibbs
in his house, and it's inspired by Star Trek, and it gives him motivational speeches.

42:44.89
gav
Despite what you're seeing when you look into me, you are not Will.i.am.

42:48.78
Bevo
Will, you are.

42:50.25
Chibbs
um Oh, yeah, Fergie, white. Irish, Scottish, and English descent.

42:55.74
gav
ah the whitest.

42:56.13
Chibbs
Yeah, they just tan her up.

42:57.74
gav
That is so fucking white.

42:58.72
Chibbs
They're tanning her up. Because she's brown in this video.

43:05.47
gav
yeah whatever whatever ah Yeah, whatever money she was earning off this single went straight back to the salon.

43:06.11
Mad Dog
ah

43:09.86
Bevo
and She's also wearing a tartan.

43:11.67
Chibbs
That's true.

43:12.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:12.45
Chibbs
Could have been a family...

43:13.87
gav
good point her family tartan hey all

43:13.65
Chibbs
Could have been a family... um

43:15.84
Mad Dog
yeah Got tarted up.

43:17.31
Bevo
Totten.

43:17.70
Chibbs
Family dog, yeah.

43:18.66
Bevo
Totten bra.

43:18.89
Mad Dog
got

43:18.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:20.00
Mad Dog
harder up

43:21.75
gav
hey oh

43:21.52
Chibbs
um Okay, so the so the song is legally obligated to credit JJ Fad's song, Supersonic, which a bunch of those songwriters are from. borrows heavily from that.

43:33.08
Chibbs
ah It's got compositional samples and everything. And then you've also got a song called Give It All You Got, which is a by someone called Afro-Reekin.

43:46.24
Chibbs
Afro-Reekin.

43:47.96
gav
rican

43:47.36
Chibbs
Yeah. um and then the song bridge is the uh yeah night train the jimmy forest and and james brown but yeah so they're just yeah ripping ripping shit left front and center whack it all together um apparently track was originally intended as a black eyed peas song but they deemed it too fergie

43:50.08
Mad Dog
okay

44:10.81
gav
Oh my god.

44:12.54
Mad Dog
Jesus.

44:12.96
gav
Are you fucking serious?

44:14.62
Mad Dog
Okay.

44:13.83
Chibbs
yeah like when are you in a band and then just going like this seems like more of just a you solo thing

44:21.25
Mad Dog
it

44:21.50
gav
Oh my God.

44:22.51
Bevo
wi Apple, the apps like, where's my spot in this?

44:25.61
Chibbs
yeah where's the app uh apple apple-licious

44:27.17
gav
yeah yeah ah

44:30.96
Bevo
When do I get to do a rap about being Fergalicious?

44:37.39
gav
The producer's like, sorry, I'm deaf. What?

44:39.76
Chibbs
That would make sense.

44:42.88
Chibbs
Yeah. the Apparently critics were deeply divided.

44:44.05
Bevo
Appalicious.

44:46.28
Chibbs
Some praise to this empowering way. Others said it sounded like Barbie got electrocuted.

44:55.53
Chibbs
ha fucking hell um yeah and it it Fergalicious became an early ringtone hit uh big on the um what was the ringtone place um Jamster big on Jamster Hulk

45:08.80
Bevo
Jamster.

45:11.10
Mad Dog
The king of Jamster.

45:12.30
Chibbs
ah the Crazy Frogs. um

45:14.79
Bevo
Yeah.

45:14.33
Chibbs
Yeah. the i

45:15.51
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha!

45:16.22
Bevo
Place of birth.

45:16.24
Chibbs
Obviously the king the king of Jamster, but Fergalicious was up there apparently.

45:19.65
Mad Dog
the king of jamesster

45:21.66
Chibbs
It's produced by Will.i.am. He apparently used over 30 layers of synths and 50-plus vocal takes to get the delicious hook sounding just annoying enough.

45:34.30
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

45:33.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

45:35.74
Bevo
Makes sense.

45:35.65
Chibbs
Yeah. um Yeah. Oh, this is fucking cheap shit as well. Fergie allegedly demanded cupcake props on the set that matched her outfit during the video.

45:48.37
Chibbs
um And it delayed the shoot by three hours. It's

45:53.00
Bevo
ah

45:53.13
gav
ah

45:54.50
Bevo
I gotta have the cupcakes.

45:55.40
Chibbs
Like, this is when, this is, yeah the this is exactly the sort of thing where you fuck Fergie, she was really popular at one point. Why isn't she popular anymore? That. That's it.

46:05.57
gav
Shit like that.

46:05.55
Chibbs
Shit like that.

46:06.34
Bevo
Did I ever tell you guys I saw the police when they did the re reunion gig?

46:06.44
gav
Yeah.

46:10.79
Mad Dog
Did you?

46:11.11
Chibbs
Okay.

46:12.37
gav
I saw the police at Depptoe Mall this afternoon.

46:12.65
Bevo
and so That's that's where they'd be. um ah Yeah, I saw the police 2007, I think it was. And guess who the support was?

46:21.56
Chibbs
Fergie?

46:24.06
Chibbs
Fergie?

46:25.29
Bevo
Fergie.

46:26.01
gav
Fuck, really?

46:26.41
Mad Dog
Really?

46:27.05
gav
That is such a mismatch.

46:27.24
Bevo
Yeah.

46:27.85
Chibbs
Was one of them smashing her or something or what?

46:28.73
Bevo
Yeah.

46:31.43
Bevo
she did a cover of um she did a cover of Sweet Child of Mine I think three isn three in the blue

46:31.53
gav
but she

46:31.82
Mad Dog
Smashing.

46:33.72
gav
Is it four members of the police? That's a whole year's worth of Fergie's schedule.

46:37.75
Chibbs
There's only three. yeah

46:39.22
gav
Ah, three.

46:38.96
Chibbs
She was the fourth member. so

46:42.01
gav
ah

46:43.97
Chibbs
Yeah, he has sex for days.

46:46.99
Bevo
yeah Tantric yeah yeah no I don't remember actually to be honest

46:47.21
gav
I hate it when you've got a ah super mismatched support artist and it's just tough.

46:47.43
Mad Dog
Without touching anyone.

46:47.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

46:51.51
Chibbs
Did you see, so you saw Fergie? Was it great? Yeah.

46:57.46
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

46:59.39
Chibbs
i saw i saw um ah I saw the Black Eyed Peas before Fergie was in it um ah play the Lilypad Big Day Out, and the three of them just had battery-operated Casio keyboards.

47:17.10
gav
Oh, that's okay.

47:18.79
Bevo
I'm

47:18.84
gav
I'd fuck with that.

47:19.32
Mad Dog
That's pretty sick.

47:19.71
Chibbs
Yeah, it was bizarre.

47:20.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:22.17
gav
I'm sitting in a room with two battery operated Casio keyboards.

47:26.06
Bevo
checking out Dan Southern's ah yellow submarine t-shirt and testicles.

47:27.32
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

47:29.15
gav
Oh, wow. That's that's Dan Southern's balls.

47:30.90
Mad Dog
That's pretty sick, man.

47:31.10
Chibbs
Okay.

47:32.36
gav
That's dope.

47:32.12
Chibbs
Oh, that's a video, right?

47:33.18
gav
All right. ah There is a video.

47:35.10
Chibbs
All right. Let's fucking go then.

47:53.28
gav
That's not me. I thought we agreed to fucking get the correct rip. Fucking chibs, you dick.

47:56.94
Chibbs
I don't have it. I don't know where it is. Oh, you're right there.

47:59.44
gav
I'm so done with this bullshit.

48:00.02
Chibbs
It's a callback.

48:01.10
Bevo
so

48:01.40
gav
All right. got ah Music video summary. Wooly Wonka and the shit music factory. If only she drowned in a river of chocolate like Augustus Gloop.

48:13.25
Bevo
ah It'll make sense now.

48:15.14
Chibbs
ah you write

48:16.13
Bevo
I did... um

48:16.20
Chibbs
it a callback

48:19.52
Bevo
I was thinking about Willy Wonka this whole time because of Fergalicious. And didn't he have a bar called the Wonkalicious or something like that?

48:25.89
Chibbs
Yeah, something

48:27.32
gav
Yeah, i think the I think people have drawn a connection, which is why they've leaned on that heavily in this film clip.

48:28.14
Bevo
Yeah.

48:33.35
Bevo
Chocolates. Yeah, right. Got it.

48:35.21
gav
Because the start of the film clip has a chocolate bar wrapped up and it says Fergalicious on it in basically the Wonka font that had Wonkalicious fucking in that in that, you know, it's a, yeah.

48:41.77
Chibbs
like that.

48:44.44
Bevo
Right.

48:46.62
gav
If you go to like literally four to five seconds into the film clip, you'll see.

48:50.93
Bevo
I thought that was soap.

48:52.95
gav
No, it's chocolate.

48:54.54
Bevo
Yeah, right pink.

48:54.24
Chibbs
Same thing.

48:55.81
Bevo
Pink.

48:56.00
Chibbs
um

48:56.96
gav
same They both taste great.

48:57.53
Chibbs
Any YouTube comments?

49:00.28
gav
Oh, yes. Where was that one I saw?

49:04.85
gav
um I'm a straight white 15-year-old male and my biggest flex is I can wrap the whole verse flawlessly.

49:16.03
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm sure.

49:17.16
Mad Dog
You have to yeah, you have to qualify that with, I am a straight white 15-year-old male.

49:17.77
Chibbs
I'm sure they're... Hmm. Straight. What?

49:24.53
Chibbs
I wonder if it puts all the boys on rock rock.

49:25.85
Bevo
The least likely to rap this.

49:27.70
Mad Dog
Yes.

49:27.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:29.48
Bevo
ah the top The top one's pretty good.

49:28.90
Chibbs
um

49:30.97
Bevo
The lyrics of the song is underrated. She literally made a song about a fake word, including her name, and it worked.

49:38.80
gav
God.

49:38.56
Chibbs
Sure.

49:41.07
Mad Dog
I got just ah two weeks ago, i need her come back.

49:46.34
gav
and

49:46.57
Chibbs
That's great. it's like she It's like she escaped.

49:49.16
Mad Dog
well

49:52.06
Mad Dog
And the Fergalucius definition make them boys go crazy. it

49:59.86
Bevo
That's the worst.

50:00.01
Mad Dog
Fergalucius?

50:00.53
Chibbs
i go shit

50:03.79
gav
I like this one. Fortress to Uno. Duolingo. Hoomst has summoned the almighty one.

50:12.58
gav
more fucking...

50:11.91
Chibbs
Is there a set list, Bevo?

50:14.47
Bevo
Oh, shoot. Sorry, Miles behind me, so I'm just not using those words.

50:17.31
Mad Dog
Shoot.

50:20.26
Bevo
i Sorry, stall.

50:22.70
gav
um

50:27.08
gav
um anymore

50:30.83
gav
ah

50:30.60
Chibbs
ah Does anyone have a Fergie impersonation they want to do?

50:35.32
gav
Fade Dan out. You need it. You need it.

50:40.13
Bevo
I've got it now.

50:44.02
Chibbs
Okay.

50:45.10
gav
fa fake fake daniel yeah

50:45.06
Chibbs
Oh,

50:46.87
Bevo
Uh, December 31st, 2018. Um,

50:49.00
Chibbs
hold on.

50:51.79
Chibbs
but

50:53.66
Mad Dog
<unk>s friday It's the ultimate skill.

50:54.85
Chibbs
Yeah, we've got to know.

50:56.45
Bevo
things falling apart.

50:57.03
gav
you need to native

50:59.11
Bevo
31st of December, 2018, the Imperial Ballroom, Paradise Island in the Bahamas. 19 songs, couple of Black Eyed Peas in there.

51:04.33
Chibbs
Fuck. Right.

51:07.65
Bevo
um Cover of Black Dog by Led Zeppelin.

51:10.30
gav
Oh Jesus Christ!

51:10.62
Mad Dog
Really?

51:10.52
Chibbs
Really?

51:12.76
gav
Actually to be honest, I'd like to hear that!

51:15.88
Mad Dog
Do-do-do-do-do-do.

51:17.05
Chibbs
sure i hope it's done with the same like horrible horrible string sounds that are used from this song that's his entire song that's how it goes

51:21.94
gav
Terrible drumming.

51:21.96
Bevo
Fervor.

51:33.47
Chibbs
ah

51:35.63
Bevo
So 19 songs, where would you play Fergalicious?

51:36.91
Chibbs
uh fergalicious has got to be what uh second last

51:42.23
gav
ah

51:42.34
Mad Dog
I would say this is numero uno.

51:45.35
gav
Okay, then I'm going last because it has to be one of those three.

51:50.37
Bevo
Mad Dog was the closest with ah Second.

51:52.05
Chibbs
la la

51:52.89
Mad Dog
yeah

51:53.00
gav
Fuck me right off. No fuck. Okay, tell me what she opened, closed, and penultimate closed the set with.

51:58.17
Bevo
the whole playlist.

51:59.48
gav
ah Fucking go on, then.

52:00.76
Bevo
Okay, so You Already Know is the top song. I don't know that one, but...

52:03.86
Chibbs
It's just like, no, I don't.

52:06.48
gav
What a way to open it.

52:07.71
Bevo
Fergalicious, London Bridge, which we'll have to come back to that one in another episode.

52:08.48
Chibbs
Run the Bridge is great.

52:12.86
Bevo
um M-I-L-F, Dollar Sign.

52:16.42
gav
Ooh,

52:16.44
Mad Dog
yeah

52:16.22
Chibbs
Milf money.

52:17.23
Bevo
L-A-L-L-A-L-A-Glamorous. We like that one. Black Dog, Barracuda cover. um All The Way Up cover.

52:23.48
gav
Barracuda.

52:25.39
Bevo
All I Do Is Win cover.

52:26.65
Mad Dog
I'm all the way up.

52:26.54
Chibbs
All I do is win, win, win, no matter what.

52:28.53
gav
Win, win, win. That is so sick.

52:30.28
Bevo
And that one's with um but ones with us

52:30.34
Mad Dog
but Never take a loss.

52:32.05
gav
Everybody's hands go up and they stay there.

52:32.35
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they stay there.

52:36.86
gav
That song kicks off.

52:36.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

52:38.56
Bevo
one's with Fat Joe.

52:37.93
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

52:41.51
Bevo
um Then we've got Don't Stop the Party, which is Black Ops.

52:41.68
gav
Nice.

52:43.79
Bevo
All of the Lights, which is a yay cover.

52:45.47
Chibbs
Yeah, fuck, great song.

52:47.49
gav
All of the lights.

52:47.60
Bevo
Boom, boom, pow. Don't funk with my heart. Make me halfway. The time dirty bit. Getting over you. David Getter cover.

52:52.59
Chibbs
Dirty bit.

52:53.56
Bevo
Big Girls Don't Cry.

52:54.55
gav
this is

52:54.84
Bevo
And closes with I Got a Feelin'.

52:55.34
gav
There's a lot of covers here.

52:57.22
Chibbs
Fuck.

52:58.03
gav
Are they... Oh, fair enough. got feeling. Are they songs... When you say cover, obviously there was a few of them that she's definitely not on, but a few were were a few of those ones that she was a feature on?

53:01.43
Chibbs
oh

53:07.15
Bevo
Oh, probably.

53:07.34
gav
Like that David Guetta track and stuff? or

53:09.02
Bevo
and

53:09.21
Chibbs
Don't know.

53:10.38
Bevo
Could be. I don't know.

53:12.27
Chibbs
Yeah, i don't know either.

53:13.08
gav
Yeah, strange.

53:14.14
Bevo
Yeah.

53:14.11
Chibbs
Yeah. um So it peaked at...

53:21.55
Bevo
I loved it. Yeah.

53:22.75
Mad Dog
but

53:22.07
Chibbs
and

53:23.15
Mad Dog
little bit

53:23.91
Chibbs
It peaked at number two on the Billboard Hot 100 and number two on the pop song charts. It was certified four times platinum in America and sold over 3.5 million digital downloads, becoming her second best-selling single in the US.

53:37.64
Chibbs
In Australia and New Zealand, it peaked at number four and five, respectively, and received gold certifications.

53:39.73
Bevo
Thank you.

53:43.97
Chibbs
In Europe, the song peaked within the top 30 on several different charts across the continent, including high positions in Finland, Norway, Belgium, and France. Let's say it's hit.

53:54.82
Mad Dog
Okay.

53:54.78
Chibbs
Say it's a hit.

53:55.67
Mad Dog
Pretty good.

53:56.93
gav
It was a hit.

53:57.68
Chibbs
Say it's a hit. All right. One more game.

54:03.62
gav
oh

54:12.75
Chibbs
Net worth.

54:13.57
gav
This is a hard one.

54:13.61
Chibbs
Okay.

54:14.45
gav
This is actually a hard one.

54:15.10
Chibbs
Fergie's net worth in 2025. What what are you think of Bevo?

54:22.10
Bevo
we've done black eyed peas probably more than any other band

54:24.75
Chibbs
ah yeah.

54:26.00
Bevo
ah

54:25.35
Chibbs
they I think them, Pink, Katy Perry would probably...

54:29.43
Bevo
yeah I can't remember any net worth any of anyone um let's say 30 million

54:28.99
Chibbs
Nah.

54:32.05
Chibbs
All

54:35.08
Chibbs
right. Gav?

54:37.28
gav
That's a good stab. I'm going to go bit... going to go 20. Clean 20. Clean 20 mil.

54:43.33
Chibbs
Alright, stop.

54:46.54
Mad Dog
60 million clams.

54:47.16
Chibbs
Yeah. You guys all just fucked around it. It's 45 million.

54:53.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

54:54.12
Chibbs
Not bad.

54:55.02
gav
Wait, who said what?

54:54.99
Bevo
Is it funny?

54:54.56
Chibbs
30, 20, 60.

54:55.55
Bevo
Like i said 30.

54:55.86
gav
Who said what? Bevo said 60. Oh, wait. who said All right. You were closer than me.

55:01.60
Bevo
Um, just she's

55:01.30
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

55:03.49
gav
Oh, you guys were the same distance away. You were equidistant from the correct answer.

55:05.19
Mad Dog
Yeah. We were.

55:06.96
gav
Hmm.

55:06.38
Chibbs
that

55:07.66
Mad Dog
We were.

55:07.78
Bevo
she's around the, she's around the same era as Katy Perry, but she hasn't tried to become relevant again.

55:12.43
Chibbs
She didn't go to space.

55:14.06
Mad Dog
She hasn't gone to space.

55:15.22
Bevo
yeah

55:14.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

55:15.93
Mad Dog
Yeah. And claimed it's for the good of the peasants.

55:17.94
Chibbs
Yeah. A few years ago, she sung the national anthem, I think at the all-star game or something.

55:19.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

55:22.05
Bevo
Oh, that's right. Yeah, yeah.

55:24.00
Mad Dog
Oh, and it was horrible.

55:24.07
Chibbs
And and it was, and it became a meme of like the worst rendition of the national anthem of all time.

55:25.02
Bevo
That was the end of her.

55:30.23
Bevo
That's right. That's the end.

55:30.81
gav
Wait, whose national anthem? The US, I'm guessing.

55:31.38
Chibbs
The U S yeah.

55:32.97
gav
Yeah, cool,

55:33.02
Chibbs
Yeah. She said a jazz, jazz fusion.

55:33.95
Mad Dog
It was that, was it like an NBA game or something?

55:35.76
Chibbs
Yeah. It was like the finals or the all-star game or something.

55:38.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

55:39.53
Bevo
Can you put that at the end of this the episode instead of me?

55:39.18
Chibbs
And she's, Yeah, i have to find it. Yeah, she's in a jazz fusion, like, beat bebop version of it.

55:46.48
Mad Dog
She did.

55:47.30
Chibbs
Yeah. She's scattered.

55:48.96
Mad Dog
ah said...

55:49.08
gav
cool, This isn't what the greatest generation died for, Fergie.

55:50.59
Chibbs
there Yeah. She's scattered during the National Anthem, I'm pretty sure. Yeah.

55:55.83
Mad Dog
I said, skibbity-bop, can you see? Yeah.

55:59.38
Chibbs
That's honestly, that is not far off what it was.

56:00.56
Bevo
cartwheels?

56:03.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

56:03.88
gav
Jesus Christ, Mad Dog, that was fucking fire, man.

56:05.01
Chibbs
but Yeah. do Get on YouTube and look it up and do your favour and over have a good laugh. All right, let's rate this shit. All

56:23.39
Chibbs
right, what are rate it out of?

56:26.56
gav
Oh, what are we going to write down?

56:27.19
Mad Dog
Tastiness.

56:28.04
Chibbs
tastiness but yeah okay so too many too many that you've you've been forced to kill yourself with humiliation die

56:29.58
gav
How many letters there are in Tasty?

56:30.04
Bevo
uh

56:37.65
gav
So many, so many that you die.

56:40.58
Mad Dog
Or how much rock?

56:43.52
gav
don

56:43.79
Chibbs
rock rock 10 you would rather die than ever hear the song again one it's in your spotify wrapped what you give this out of 10 mad dog

56:52.26
Mad Dog
um You may be surprised to know that I fucking love this.

56:58.55
gav
Here we go

56:59.89
Mad Dog
um It's a one.

57:01.66
Chibbs
Oh, my God.

57:02.55
Bevo
Ooh, well, they're

57:03.82
gav
and He's right up in it!

57:05.82
Mad Dog
It's one of my favourite songs of all time.

57:08.64
gav
Get the fuck out.

57:09.44
Mad Dog
not No, not of all time.

57:09.80
gav
Is it actually?

57:10.17
Chibbs
Fergie Billy Joel.

57:12.59
Mad Dog
Not of all time.

57:12.88
gav
but but it's ah But it's a bop and you love it.

57:13.69
Mad Dog
But if this comes on, I am in for the whole fucking however long it's going for. Yeah.

57:21.73
Chibbs
Oh, I've hit the eject scene.

57:22.68
gav
Dope.

57:24.67
Bevo
wrapped.

57:25.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

57:26.45
Bevo
oh

57:25.91
Chibbs
um Gav.

57:27.35
gav
in a helicopter

57:27.43
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Gav.

57:30.74
gav
um i was tossing up there was two scores i was trying to decide which way i was going to fall between one and the other but i think mad dog's pushing me over the line it's a fucking 10 man fucking hate this song

57:46.60
Mad Dog
Come on, bro.

57:48.06
gav
I was tossing up. I couldn't decide if it had any redeeming qualities to pull it back to a nine, but it's a fucking 10, man. This is a piece of shit.

57:54.03
Mad Dog
It's so good.

57:55.24
gav
It's a fucking piece of shit. And so many times I've gone low and Mad Dog's gone high and been like, what the fuck are you talking about?

58:02.20
Chibbs
yeah yeah

58:03.87
gav
So this is my this is my revenge.

58:03.94
Mad Dog
this is Great.

58:05.91
gav
This song fucking sucks.

58:05.61
Chibbs
Fair enough.

58:07.30
Mad Dog
Oh,

58:07.46
Chibbs
And I...

58:08.42
Mad Dog
come on, dude.

58:09.61
Bevo
going laugh. I um ah reckon I hate it and love it equally. It's right in the middle, so it's a five for me.

58:13.83
gav
Oh, you...

58:15.69
Mad Dog
We got a dog.

58:15.83
gav
I was going to say, cue up the week. Yes. Yes. Yes.

58:19.69
Bevo
I hate it as much as I love it.

58:21.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

58:22.26
Mad Dog
but We got a dog, person.

58:22.52
gav
so

58:23.16
Chibbs
and We got a job.

58:24.20
gav
yeah

58:25.10
Chibbs
um Yeah. I fucking hate it. I hate it. I don't, umm I'm not at 10, but I'm at nine. I'm at nine.

58:32.30
gav
yes

58:32.46
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. It's a piece shit. It sounds fucking terrible. I'm stressed instantly listening to it. Like just red lining at stress levels.

58:39.67
gav
oh

58:42.50
Mad Dog
It's fantastic.

58:42.66
gav
This might be the most divisive track we've ever done on the pod.

58:41.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

58:44.26
Mad Dog
All

58:46.50
gav
I've never seen it hit 1, 5, and 10.

58:46.03
Chibbs
Oh my Lord.

58:49.34
gav
That is fucking nuts.

58:49.47
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, why? think he'll do that to you. She divides it divides the public.

58:56.31
gav
One loves it, one hates it, one's ambivalent.

58:57.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

58:58.42
Bevo
Thank you.

58:58.62
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough. That's it.

59:00.58
gav
And Chibs also hates it, actually, so fair.

59:00.24
Chibbs
All right. Oh, fuck. Yeah, yeah. ah Thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

59:06.02
gav
Fuck off.

59:08.17
Mad Dog
Lying down the block just to watch what I got.

59:14.33
Mad Dog
I cannot hide. I put it in black rock.

59:31.80
Bevo
Bye. but

59:32.77
gav
Jesus Christ. that That was fucking so fun.