1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Let’s take a ride down the rabbit hole of horrible songs. Some are popular, some went platinum but all of them make us want to die.

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1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Shut Up - Black Eyed Peas

August 18, 2025 • The 1001 Podcast Network • Season 5 • Episode 448

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Black Eyed Peas – “Shut Up”
Interscope; 2003
1.4/10

There’s a moment—roughly 43 seconds into “Shut Up”—when the listener is already wondering what unspeakable acts they committed in a past life to deserve this. This is not so much a song as it is a group therapy session that accidentally got auto-tuned, given a reggaeton-lite beat, and released to the public as punishment.

Let’s be clear: Elephunk was never OK Computer, but “Shut Up” makes even the most obnoxious BEP singles feel like nuanced art-pop by comparison. It’s a musical lovers’ quarrel, except neither party is remotely loveable, and their quarrel is written in bold font by someone who just discovered the “rhyme” setting in Microsoft Word.

Fergie and will.i.am exchange the kind of biting lyrical barbs usually reserved for year nine drama class improv exercises. “Shut up, just shut up, shut up,” they declare on loop—giving the phrase a semantic breakdown so thorough it starts to resemble a Gregorian chant written by emotionally immature robots.

The production? Imagine a MIDI file got drunk, wandered into an Apple Store, and started slapping demo keyboards. The beat clunks forward like an old washing machine—no groove, no swing, just relentless plodding. It's music to argue over a broken Xbox to.

Lyrically, “Shut Up” is relationship therapy by way of a text thread you should’ve left on read. Lines like “Why do we always gotta fight?” are delivered with all the depth of a motivational poster stapled to a dartboard.

To be fair, the song does achieve one thing: it unites people. Not through shared joy, but through a mutual desire for silence. If the title is a request, we’re happy to comply. If it’s a command, we’re still complying. The real tragedy is that it ever started talking in the first place.

Best Lyric: “We try to take it slow / But we’re still losin' control” — tragically accurate if you're referring to the state of the music industry at the time.
Worst Lyric: “Shut up, just shut up, shut up” — a phrase now echoing in the heads of innocent listeners across the globe.
File Next To: That awkward couple at the bar you pretend not to hear.
RIYL: Watching your friends argue on speakerphone.

— Chaz Voxworthy, March 2003

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Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to rip the ears from your head and then yell, shut up, at them.

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gav
You know what it is. so

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gav
ah

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Bevo
At your ears. Yeah,

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gav
at your, yes, separated ears.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
cool.

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Chibbs
Yeah, like a chopper sort of situation.

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gav
Oh, nice.

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Bevo
Hmm.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. ah Fucking hell. if It's, we're in shut up month, as you've heard by the happy polka.

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gav
Happy shut up month. Shut

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Bevo
it Shut up, polka.

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gav
up.

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Mad Dog
yeah but

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Chibbs
It is shut up month. And we're bringing things that make you want to shut up.

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Bevo
Or tell you to shut up. We're

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Chibbs
Or tell you to shut up.

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
Just a very demanding.

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Mad Dog
About shutting up.

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Chibbs
And,

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Bevo
bringing the top rudest songs of the century.

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gav
o

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Chibbs
Now we have got, weve we fucked around with songs that, you know, like were Shut Up and Drive, Shut Up and Kiss Me. Not anymore.

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gav
Yep. Shut up adjacent. They're shut up adjacent.

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Chibbs
Shut Up Adjacent. No, no. We're well and truly in the Shut Up funnel now.

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Bevo
Shut up an adverb.

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
We're doing Shut Up by Black On Peace.

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Chibbs
Crazy!

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gav
That was a

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Mad Dog
I'm going crazy.

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Chibbs
fuck, I didn't play Mimic Minute. Fuck, imagine I did.

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Bevo
There's too many try very long ones.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
minute. Does it count if you mimic minute, the mimic minute theme?

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Chibbs
Ah.

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gav
That might...

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Chibbs
ah That might, you've just broken the internet.

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gav
that my

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Bevo
It just plowed on itself and suck into a vortex.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Then we've got a lot of lyrics to get through because the Black Eyed Peas like to fill their tracks with as many lyrics as possible.

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Bevo
They are verbose.

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gav
They do that.

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Chibbs
So let's go with the intro by Fergie.

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Bevo
Do you want to say who's here?

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Chibbs
Oh, sure yeah.

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gav
Oh, shit.

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Chibbs
I mean, I can.

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gav
Yeah, for shut up month, may as well.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. I guess it is shut up month. I was hoping everyone had to sort of shut up.

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Bevo
Every, well, every, every podcast is someone's first podcast. So just to assume that.

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Chibbs
That's true. That's true. Gavin's here.

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gav
Hey, shut up.

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Chibbs
Trusty beverage.

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Bevo
Shut up.

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Chibbs
Shut up in your face. Mad Dog's here.

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Mad Dog
separate

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Chibbs
Yeah! It's like a Scooby.

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gav
Oh, yeah.

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Chibbs
It's like a Scooby.

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Bevo
Run up.

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Chibbs
I don't know why my algorithm is starting to give me Scooby-Doo themed memes, but I'm getting a lot of Scooby-Doo.

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gav
yeah

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Bevo
Run up, Raggy.

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Chibbs
like Basically, just the implication that the dude was just fucking everyone. like the

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Mad Dog
hundred percent

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Bevo
ah Fred, you mean?

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Chibbs
yeah Fred was just like, you you go over here.

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gav
ah yeah

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

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Chibbs
I'm going to take Daphne and Thelma over here.

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
good And they never fucking find him. It's always fucking Scooby and Shaggy that are getting chased by ghosts who are terrorists.

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gav
Oh my god. And it's...

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gav
All ghosts.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Mad Dog
literally terrorists.

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gav
All ghosts are terrorists.

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Chibbs
ah

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Bevo
yeah

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Chibbs
All ghosts are terrorists. The intro, it goes...

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gav
Oh, fuck.

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Chibbs
Shut up, just shut up, shut shut shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut shut just shut up, shut up. Oh, no.

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Chibbs
Shut up, just shut shut shut up, shut up, just shut up, shut up.

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Bevo
You missed it. Shut it up.

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Mad Dog
Shut it up.

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gav
Yeah, that last one was shut it up.

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Bevo
Just shut it up.

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Chibbs
Wait, oh, shut it up.

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gav
Shut it up!

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Chibbs
Fuck.

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Mad Dog
There's a couple of shut it ups in there.

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Chibbs
um

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Bevo
Start again.

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Chibbs
Sorry, yeah, shut up, shut up month is starting to really get to me.

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gav
ah From the... Shut...

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gav
ah

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Bevo
shut it up like a Paul's parts.

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Chibbs
it's it's

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
It's weird to read. Yeah, we're closed. It's weird to read the words shut up so much but have to be talking.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
It's like, it's it's just, it's irony all the way down. Hmm.

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Chibbs
It is, yeah, 100%. um Okay, well, ah the message is loud and clear. I assume the rest of this song is an instrumental.

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gav
so silence just silence yeah

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Hmm. it's it's Once again, it's funny to like come into the, imagine a song is a room in a house and you walk in and someone's telling you to shut up and you're just like, I just walked in.

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Chibbs
shut up

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Bevo
Sorry.

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Mad Dog
So aggressive.

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Bevo
Like, I know this, the song is about a relationship, but you would always assume at the start of the song that the singer is singing to you.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
yeah

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Bevo
you're like, you just press play and you have not said a word yet.

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
I'm not saying... wasn't saying anything.

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Bevo
She's like, shut up.

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Mad Dog
Yeah. is

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gav
yeah

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Bevo
so Sorry.

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Mad Dog
rude

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Bevo
Sorry.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
ah think that's the... I think... it You know that cartoonist that we like, Bevo? The...

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Bevo
you're Beatle Moses.

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Chibbs
Yeah, there's the, like, my life as a sitcom enters a room and it's like, crowd starts booing.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Bevo
No.

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gav
Oh, Beatle Moses is sick.

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Chibbs
And the next panel is like, booing intensifies.

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gav
Oh, fucking hell.

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Chibbs
And then the next panel is like, booing intensifies.

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Mad Dog
He's sitting there.

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Chibbs
Loud booing.

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
He's just sitting on a couch.

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gav
the

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Chibbs
Just a dude sitting on a couch.

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gav
oh fuck it el

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Chibbs
Yeah, fucking hell. Chorus, Fergie. She's done yelling shut up at everyone. um I guess she wants everyone to shut up so she can tell them this.

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Chibbs
We try to take it slow, but we're still losing control. And we try to make it work, but it still ends up the worst, and I'm crazy. I'm trying to be your lady.

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Chibbs
ah think I'm going crazy.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
Straight into

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Bevo
like I interpret, ah we try to take it slow, but we're still losing control of someone trying to drive a car.

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gav
the ditch.

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Bevo
Heaps, heaps slow, but they're still just drifting into the curve.

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Mad Dog
Like...

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Chibbs
its

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gav
and Straight into

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Like...

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Chibbs
They're treating it like it's a fucking toy, like a plane car where you just move the wheel heaps.

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Mad Dog
ah

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gav
says she's

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Chibbs
It's going like fucking zero kilometres an hour, but swerving all over the road. Yeah.

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gav
yeah

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Mad Dog
Like the first day you've got your L's on a manual.

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gav
well then she says shes she's

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Chibbs
yeah

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gav
yeah

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
She says she's trying to make it work, but it still ends up the worst. What is the worst when it comes to a car accident?

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Chibbs
The worst.

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gav
Like if you've had a slow speed car accident, what's the worst there?

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Bevo
upside down.

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gav
Upside down on fire in the middle of a preschool, right?

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
it

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Just like, yeah, like so you've slowly just gone over into a ditch that you, but you were on the side of the Swiss Alps or something.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
this

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gav
ah careening off the side of the Jungfrau mountain or some trying to be lady.

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Chibbs
You rolled for 11 kilometers.

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Mad Dog
And just going nuts.

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Chibbs
he yeah

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Mad Dog
Like...

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gav
but yeah

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Chibbs
Foaming at the mouth.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Fucking, yeah.

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gav
i'm trying to be a lady

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Mad Dog
I'm going crazy right now.

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Chibbs
I'm trying to be a lady. I imagine it's like the, that's like the Steve Buscemi putting the lipstick on. Like, wait if you've lost your mind and you've just put in on fucking, yeah, the Joker, like the Joker style makeup.

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Bevo
it

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gav
list of list of list of people to kill

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Chibbs
It's like, I'm just trying to be a lady and I'm fucking nuts.

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Mad Dog
Just... Shooty bop. Shooty dee dee bop.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
hell that that is one of the best scenes in any movie ever like just him crossing billy madison off the list of people to kill

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Bevo
yeah

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Chibbs
Yeah, off the list of people to kill.

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Bevo
And then just like drifting into like bliss.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
In the beanbag. Yeah.

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Mad Dog
do you even come up with that idea?

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gav
Oh, fuck.

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Bevo
and the bane bag

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gav
That movie would not get made today. Jesus.

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Bevo
yeah

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Mad Dog
Nah.

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Chibbs
Did anyone watch Happy Gilmore 2?

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gav
um I did. I really liked it.

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Bevo
na No, not yet.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, I have.

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Chibbs
ah fucking loved every second of it.

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gav
I really fucking liked it. And I was like, I was like i feel like I'm going to cop hate for liking this.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
And then i'm like, tentatively look online and everyone's like, well, that's fucking sick.

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Chibbs
yeah Yeah, everyone's like, that was ah cheesy, this and that, and I loved every fucking second of it.

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gav
yeah

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gav
Yeah, it was, there was just, and I was saying this to, I can't remember who else, maybe Bevo, but I was saying that there's like a, there was a specific type of just stupid joke that it's like almost an anti-punch line.

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gav
And it's just like, the joke doesn't really do much or go anywhere, but it's still funny. And it's like, you don't really see it that much, but it was so typical of ah Adam Sandler's early shit.

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Chibbs
Nah.

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Mad Dog
yeah.

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gav
And seeing a movie like this, that just had all that again, I was like, oh fuck, that's right. This was a whole style at that point.

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Chibbs
Yeah, don we just doing in the pretend dick humping thing.

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Mad Dog
yeah yeah

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gav
It's just fully dead.

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Bevo
Adam Sandler movie. There's a style.

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gav
Yeah, yeah that exactly.

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Chibbs
Like, yeah.

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gav
And like fucking every single fucking thing in the entire movie being a flask.

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Chibbs
ya Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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gav
It was just such a dumb, such a fucking dumb joke, but it was so good.

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Chibbs
Right. that good Yeah. So good. So good.

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Bevo
Hmm.

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Mad Dog
But Lib and I actually like watched the first one again after we watched the second one.

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gav
Oh, fuck.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
And like, yeah, it wass heaps of that stuff.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Like, um yeah. like Like that guy that randomly just kept popping up in the first one. It's like Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

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Chibbs
yeah that guy

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Mad Dog
It's just like, why why are you there?

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah yeah yeah

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gav
yeah that's what I mean just stupid fucking jokes that don't have anything to like it's not even a particularly good joke but it's there like

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
No.

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Bevo
yeah

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
it's funny. Yeah, it's good. I liked it. um Okay, verse one. Fucking hell.

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gav
ah do we want to do we want to blast through or do we want to have it probably just blast through just blast it yeah yeah it's shut up month don't do it at all laughing

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Chibbs
No, I can go. I can just blast. We're blasting. It's shut up month. Yeah.

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Bevo
The quicker we can shut up, the better.

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Chibbs
I'm scared what we'll do if we keep talking so so much.

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Mad Dog
We're on borrowed time here.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. So this is Will.I.AmFergie.

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Bevo
it Just be warned, there's a jump scare about halfway through here.

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Chibbs
Will.I.AmFergie. Oh! Okay. Be warned.

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gav
try not to Try not to react.

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Mad Dog
Crossover to Ghost Month.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:36.74
Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Should have saved it. Yeah.

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gav
The first song we do twice.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
it was It wasn't cake, it was black obese.

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Chibbs
see Girl, me and you, we're just fine, you know. wined and dined, did them things. That couple do when in love, you know.

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Chibbs
Walks on the beach and stuff, you know Things that lovers say and do. i love you, boo!

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gav
you

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Chibbs
I love you too. oh Gave me a fright.

00:14:09.72
Bevo
That was it. That was the bit.

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Chibbs
yeah I miss you a lot. I miss you even more. That's why I flew you out when we was on tour. But when something got out of hand, you started yelling why I would break plans.

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Chibbs
What did you say to me? Even though I had legitimate reasons, bullshit. You know I had to make them dividends. Bullshit. How can you trust your private eyes, girl?

00:14:38.94
Chibbs
That's why you don't believe my lies and quick to say. so

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gav
Jesus Christ.

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Bevo
Wow.

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Chibbs
oh

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Bevo
This dirty laundry in here.

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Mad Dog
that

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Chibbs
Yeah, whoa.

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gav
that is a That is a wordy... The second half of that verse gets so fucking wordy.

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Chibbs
Whoa.

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Mad Dog
That took a sharp turn.

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gav
It sounds like a legal contract in the back half there.

00:14:55.37
Bevo
Hmm.

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Chibbs
yeah It's a bad Facebook post.

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gav
Even though I had legitimate reasons, you know I had to make them dividends.

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Chibbs
Like,

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Chibbs
I'm sorry, you don't make the dividends. Like, your dividends get paid out, like, yeah to you by the company.

00:15:06.45
gav
Fuck.

00:15:09.52
gav
Yeah, by a company who's making the dividends.

00:15:09.91
Mad Dog
hey

00:15:12.30
Chibbs
If, if and you know, yeah, like, you might get some fucking franking credits if you've invested in the ASX.

00:15:12.98
Bevo
Based on your income.

00:15:19.33
gav
but

00:15:19.51
Chibbs
and yeah that the They've already paid tax on the profit before you're paid out the dividend.

00:15:20.24
gav
That's the best thing. Dividends are a passive form of income. You you don't have to do anything. that like

00:15:29.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:29.45
gav
That's like owning shares and being like, sorry, I can't come to dinner. I'm receiving dividends.

00:15:33.20
Chibbs
um'm I've got to stay home to receive my dividends.

00:15:35.21
gav
broker's phoning for me in New York.

00:15:37.21
Mad Dog
i I need to wait by the phone.

00:15:40.12
gav
i need to

00:15:40.71
Chibbs
ah They're going to fax me through my dividends.

00:15:41.11
Bevo
any

00:15:42.38
gav
my

00:15:42.47
Bevo
and

00:15:43.43
gav
my brokers phoning from me at new in new york

00:15:43.44
Bevo
Any minute now.

00:15:47.41
gav
When the market opens.

00:15:50.08
Chibbs
This is like fucking young gravy not taking a loss sort of.

00:15:52.82
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

00:15:55.37
gav
it's

00:15:55.48
Bevo
I had financial advice.

00:15:55.68
gav
fucking feels like, honestly though, if Young Gravy was rapping that second half, you'd laugh.

00:15:59.95
Chibbs
Yeah. You would laugh.

00:16:00.91
gav
But it's fucking Will. It's Will. I. Am. And you're kind of just like, okay.

00:16:03.65
Chibbs
And also it's like, sorry, weren't you just on a date?

00:16:03.99
gav
Like.

00:16:06.01
Chibbs
Like what happened? You were just walking on the beach and in so in love and you're like, I love you.

00:16:08.61
gav
ah

00:16:11.39
Bevo
He's also...

00:16:12.10
Chibbs
I love you. i miss you. And then it's like, oh, ah I'll fly you out. You can come out. And when she got there, he's like, o

00:16:19.85
Bevo
im waiting for my dividend.

00:16:20.00
Chibbs
ah ah um

00:16:22.08
Bevo
Well, the funny thing to me is that it's...

00:16:23.09
Chibbs
I've got to go because of dividends.

00:16:27.39
Bevo
I have legitimate reasons.

00:16:28.51
Chibbs
Legitimate reasons, woman, for God's sake.

00:16:31.83
Bevo
It's... um

00:16:32.18
gav
that's almost like that That's almost like the definitely straight thing. It's like legitimate reasons is like, if someone says i have legitimate reasons, I'm like, okay, so the reasons are illegitimate.

00:16:39.40
Mad Dog
don't know.

00:16:40.67
gav
Yeah.

00:16:41.00
Chibbs
like

00:16:41.15
Bevo
Yeah.

00:16:41.57
gav
Yeah.

00:16:42.03
Chibbs
<unk> I have legitimate reasons to not spend time with you.

00:16:42.11
Bevo
Yeah.

00:16:45.47
Chibbs
What's that? Dividends!

00:16:48.49
gav
yeah

00:16:50.51
Bevo
It's just funny that Fergie is the protagonist of this song who is in the band.

00:16:54.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:55.43
Bevo
And he's like, that's why I flew you out.

00:16:55.52
gav
yeah

00:16:57.55
Bevo
Guys, do you reckon we should fly Fergie out for our tour?

00:17:00.27
gav
a

00:17:00.78
Mad Dog
that said

00:17:01.35
Chibbs
All the hooks of our songs aren't as good when no one does them.

00:17:06.92
gav
ah

00:17:07.32
Bevo
Yeah, I reckon we spring for it to come out. Just depends on the dividends.

00:17:09.45
Chibbs
I... but I've got to wait for my dividends to come through and I'll get by the bother plane ticket. the It's this whole thing of the absolute fucking gaslighting that goes on in the last two lines where it's like, how can you trust your private eyes?

00:17:16.65
Mad Dog
if Yeah.

00:17:25.44
Chibbs
This is implying she has hired not one but multiple private investigators.

00:17:28.78
gav
several PIs yeah yeah

00:17:29.33
Bevo
Detective.

00:17:31.14
Mad Dog
They're investigating each other.

00:17:32.75
Chibbs
that that probably have photos i would imagine of will.i.am's um activities and then when he's like he completely lets it go when he's like why won't you believe my lies well don't call them lies

00:17:36.77
gav
Yeah. Indiscretions. Yes.

00:17:45.88
gav
Yeah. That's why you don't believe my lies.

00:17:48.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:53.51
gav
Oh my God. That's so fucking good.

00:17:54.65
Chibbs
hey hey will.i.am will.i.am here's a free lesson but

00:17:56.42
gav
Oh.

00:17:57.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:58.72
gav
but um

00:17:58.88
Chibbs
yeah Don't call your stories that you're making up lies to your wife.

00:18:04.25
Mad Dog
That's right. Replace the word lies with things I say. Fact.

00:18:08.82
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Facts.

00:18:12.60
Chibbs
Yeah. You're not doing this right at all.

00:18:15.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:16.44
Chibbs
yeah

00:18:17.37
gav
um Do we want to talk about the fact that I think it was the radio edit where the bullshit was like really ah Yeah, it sounded super fucking weird.

00:18:22.56
Chibbs
It was flipped, hey, was like reversed.

00:18:26.00
gav
Yeah. you It was, yeah.

00:18:28.05
Chibbs
It's like, yeah, it's like flip it and reverse it.

00:18:30.12
gav
That always fucking annoyed the hell out of me when I was listening to this song.

00:18:30.19
Bevo
radio and it a slight more credibility than the, uh, unsensored version.

00:18:33.12
gav
was yeah Then and the naughty version.

00:18:35.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:40.30
Chibbs
Naughty, the scary version, if you will.

00:18:42.44
gav
ah

00:18:42.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:43.90
gav
I love you, boo. It's the radio and it's like, I love you.

00:18:47.90
Chibbs
ah Can't be giving people frights while they're driving their car.

00:18:48.44
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:50.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:50.91
gav
yeah but

00:18:51.23
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:18:52.19
gav
Might very slowly roll into the ditch.

00:18:52.28
Bevo
Instead of boo, it's like, I love you. du

00:18:54.40
Chibbs
yeah

00:18:55.07
Bevo
run

00:18:55.69
Chibbs
yeah

00:18:59.76
Chibbs
ah It would be funny for Scary Month to just do a Michael Jackson song, but not Thriller.

00:19:00.06
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:19:05.36
gav
yeah

00:19:07.58
Mad Dog
Scary monkey.

00:19:07.63
gav
a

00:19:07.71
Chibbs
Do Ben.

00:19:07.78
Bevo
here Heal the world.

00:19:08.46
Chibbs
do Do Ben. Ben or something.

00:19:11.40
Bevo
Ben.

00:19:14.32
Chibbs
No, Ben.

00:19:14.53
Mad Dog
I love that it's now...

00:19:15.08
Chibbs
No, Ben.

00:19:15.25
gav
what

00:19:15.52
Chibbs
No.

00:19:16.33
Mad Dog
No!

00:19:16.88
gav
yeah

00:19:18.20
Mad Dog
I love that it's Scary Month.

00:19:21.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19:21.50
gav
Yeah, scary month.

00:19:21.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:22.47
gav
Did you not have the headphones on? We came to this decision like...

00:19:24.74
Chibbs
hey

00:19:25.64
Mad Dog
Oh, it's not Ghost Month anymore?

00:19:27.01
gav
to it No, no, no. Like 20 minutes ago, we we we decided to rename it.

00:19:28.84
Bevo
bit broad to the horizons.

00:19:31.80
Mad Dog
it's Scary Month.

00:19:32.91
Bevo
Scary movie.

00:19:32.99
Chibbs
Well, yeah, it just opens up the opens up more to

00:19:33.18
gav
Scary month.

00:19:33.44
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:19:35.06
gav
Because we don't know if we' we're going to enough content for ghosts.

00:19:35.82
Mad Dog
Fair enough.

00:19:38.66
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:19:41.54
Chibbs
it.

00:19:41.64
gav
Oh, shit.

00:19:41.77
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:19:41.98
Chibbs
The chorus, chorus.

00:19:42.89
Bevo
Save it for October.

00:19:44.34
Chibbs
He goes, shut up, just shut up, shut up, shut it up, just shut up, shut up.

00:19:44.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:44.61
gav
Yep.

00:19:48.50
gav
There you go. There you go.

00:19:49.41
Chibbs
Thank you. we took We tried to take it slow, but we're still losing control, and we try to make it work, but it still ends up the worst, and I'm crazy. I'm trying to be your lady.

00:20:01.23
Chibbs
ah think I'm going crazy. Why, why, why?

00:20:04.58
gav
who

00:20:04.78
Mad Dog
yeah

00:20:05.98
Chibbs
Why? Because you fucking you won't believe his lies. Maybe life would be easier if you just believe his lies.

00:20:11.01
Bevo
So far we don't actually know what he's done wrong yet.

00:20:14.32
gav
Yeah, the only clue that we've got was from that previous verse when it says, but then something got out of hand.

00:20:14.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:20:17.15
Bevo
Broken plans.

00:20:20.33
gav
Yeah, you started yelling, why why why would I break plans?

00:20:20.33
Bevo
Yeah.

00:20:22.90
Bevo
Yeah. So he's like, sorry, Ferg, I just flew you out, but I have to do a meet and greet at fucking Tulsa, Oklahoma.

00:20:29.70
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, I'm leaving.

00:20:30.23
Bevo
Yeah.

00:20:30.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:20:30.75
gav
You what?

00:20:32.92
Chibbs
Bullshit!

00:20:34.27
gav
it's... we

00:20:37.46
gav
ah

00:20:38.05
Mad Dog
yeah

00:20:38.18
Chibbs
um

00:20:39.16
Mad Dog
Just don't fly her out.

00:20:40.73
Chibbs
Yeah, also just like, how about I'm upset? Do you have to go crazy? Yeah.

00:20:49.93
Mad Dog
There's a few steps before going completely off your rocker.

00:20:51.54
Chibbs
Like, yeah. You're in the corner fucking gnawing on your foot.

00:20:54.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:20:56.99
Chibbs
Like, just fucking completely lost your mind.

00:20:57.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:20:57.52
gav
<unk>

00:21:01.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:01.51
gav
Nori got your foot.

00:21:01.72
Mad Dog
yeah

00:21:04.28
Mad Dog
Yeah. In the Hannibal Lecter like face mask thing that they transport him in.

00:21:05.58
gav
Oh.

00:21:08.27
Bevo
What kind of thing, what kind of things do you reckon she's doing, trying to be his lady? What kind of things does someone trying to be your lady do?

00:21:16.80
gav
Oh, God. um

00:21:17.87
Chibbs
I mean, I imagine she's just like...

00:21:20.72
Bevo
She's getting up on stage and singing.

00:21:22.49
Chibbs
Singing these songs. Singing the songs that you asked me to do.

00:21:25.80
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:26.46
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:21:26.91
Chibbs
Yeah, ah

00:21:27.40
gav
Ha

00:21:27.68
Bevo
yeah

00:21:29.15
Mad Dog
Believing lies.

00:21:30.48
Chibbs
yeah I'm trying.

00:21:31.27
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:32.30
gav
ha ha ha ha.

00:21:32.53
Bevo
Getting in every photo shoot and stuff. ah filled You know, the meet and greets.

00:21:34.70
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:21:36.52
Bevo
And she's like, and I'll just stand to the left as well.

00:21:39.63
gav
ha. Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:21:43.25
Bevo
It's all right, Fergie, we don't need you to. I'm trying to be lady. All right.

00:21:48.57
Chibbs
I've got private eyes. Multiple private eyes. um Verse two, Taboo, Curtis Blow and Fergie.

00:21:58.18
Bevo
Is he in the Black Eyed Peas?

00:22:01.10
Chibbs
I don't think so.

00:22:03.06
gav
How does blow?

00:22:03.43
Bevo
Let's look him up.

00:22:04.49
Chibbs
ah

00:22:05.41
Bevo
You keep talking.

00:22:05.44
Chibbs
I don't think so. i don't think Curtis Blow is in the Black Eyed Peas. um It must be a sample or something.

00:22:13.31
Bevo
Yeah.

00:22:13.46
Chibbs
Must be. Yeah. Don't know.

00:22:14.93
Mad Dog
Okay. like ah

00:22:17.07
Chibbs
Why does emotion got to move so fast?

00:22:20.96
gav
ah

00:22:22.20
Chibbs
That's good. Love is progress if you can make it last. Why is it that you just lose control every time you agree on taking it slow?

00:22:34.44
Chibbs
So why has it got to be so damn tough? Because fools in lust could never get enough of love, showing him the love that you be given, changing up your living for a loving transition.

00:22:50.03
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, yeah. Girl, it's a mission trying to get you to listen.

00:22:57.13
Chibbs
Screaming at each other has become our tradition.

00:23:00.82
Mad Dog
You

00:23:01.05
Chibbs
You yell, i yell, everybody yells.

00:23:07.43
Mad Dog
ah

00:23:07.68
Chibbs
Got neighbours across the street saying, who the hell? Who the hell? What the hell's going on down? That's it. Too much of the bickering.

00:23:20.75
Chibbs
Kill it with the sound and...

00:23:23.65
Bevo
Oh, fuck. That's funny. That is so funny.

00:23:25.73
gav
Oh, Jesus.

00:23:26.41
Chibbs
what what What was the brief for these verses?

00:23:26.79
Bevo
so

00:23:27.62
gav
and

00:23:28.89
Chibbs
Like, okay, so start it with like your relationship. you You want to be in a relationship. By the end of it, you fucking hate this person so much.

00:23:36.02
gav
ah

00:23:37.34
Chibbs
But it's like, I've only got like, you know, like two bars to do that. It's like, yeah, it's going to be pretty wild. It's to be a wild ride.

00:23:43.28
gav
it's gonna It's going to to devolve rapidly.

00:23:45.15
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:23:46.65
Bevo
Just on the Curtis Blow real quick, it's a sample of a Curtis Blow song.

00:23:46.77
Chibbs
Because...

00:23:49.32
Chibbs
Okay.

00:23:49.49
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

00:23:51.01
Chibbs
um okay

00:23:55.50
Bevo
Neighbours are across the street. Who the hell? Who the hell?

00:23:58.38
gav
I was

00:23:59.77
Chibbs
What the hell's going down?

00:24:01.09
Bevo
Is that Fergie?

00:24:01.22
Mad Dog
Shut the fuck up!

00:24:02.79
gav
going to say, I like to picture it here as just like like the fucking, you know, the the shonky part of town, the fucking dodgy neighborhood. The neighbors are out the front yelling.

00:24:11.31
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:24:12.60
gav
You look over it it's just Fergie.

00:24:14.22
Bevo
yeah

00:24:14.54
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:24:15.66
Chibbs
And Taboo having a fight. Is that two members of the Black Eyed Peeps fighting in the street of the ghetto?

00:24:19.00
gav
ah

00:24:22.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:24:22.91
gav
yeah

00:24:23.84
Bevo
it' an Apple D app.

00:24:25.27
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:26.08
gav
ah ah

00:24:28.29
Chibbs
um yeah just starting off with why does emotion gotta move so fast it's a funny just i don't know why that is funny to me but it's like emotion ah so many

00:24:34.31
gav
the

00:24:38.99
Mad Dog
wait

00:24:39.14
gav
It feels it feels a little bit and feels a little bit insane, Clown Posse, doesn't it?

00:24:43.28
Chibbs
ah does yeah it's like you know do you do you do you believe in miracles um

00:24:44.60
Bevo
Yeah.

00:24:46.21
gav
Miracles everywhere, every day. Why does emotion got to move so fast?

00:24:52.96
gav
yeah

00:24:54.33
Mad Dog
Or is this like undiagnosed?

00:24:54.42
gav
do you acknowledge Do you acknowledge and recognize emotions going so fast?

00:25:01.09
Chibbs
Have you ever thought that emotion went quick?

00:25:03.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:04.61
Bevo
Yeah.

00:25:04.73
gav
yeah yeah

00:25:05.51
Mad Dog
I'm super happy. Wow.

00:25:06.49
Bevo
yeah

00:25:06.67
Mad Dog
Now I'm really depressed.

00:25:06.90
Chibbs
Oh, I'm so sad.

00:25:08.39
gav
Is that a...

00:25:09.33
Chibbs
That was fast.

00:25:09.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:09.59
Bevo
That's me anytime but man anytime I buy something.

00:25:09.81
gav
Is that

00:25:11.95
Bevo
like I'm like, great, I'm happy.

00:25:14.35
Chibbs
ah

00:25:14.41
Bevo
And then that wears off very quickly.

00:25:16.19
Chibbs
ah shouldn't have I shouldn't have wasted the money.

00:25:17.41
gav
a...

00:25:18.53
Bevo
Yeah.

00:25:19.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:19.79
gav
Is that second line a premature ejaculation joke?

00:25:20.38
Bevo
Buys remorse.

00:25:22.51
gav
Love is progress if you could make it last.

00:25:26.88
Chibbs
100% it could be.

00:25:26.93
Bevo
Could be.

00:25:28.01
gav
I feel like that might be a little bit of a jab.

00:25:28.58
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

00:25:29.85
Bevo
Every time you agree on taking it slow.

00:25:30.91
gav
Why is it that you just lose control every time you agree on taking it slow?

00:25:32.07
Chibbs
Lose control.

00:25:32.38
Bevo
ah right, honey.

00:25:32.87
Chibbs
Yeah, he's maybe jizzing in his pants.

00:25:35.67
gav
I think he's just cumming.

00:25:35.75
Bevo
yeah he's like, this time, honey, i gonna um we're going to go all night long.

00:25:37.04
Chibbs
ah

00:25:38.29
gav
I'm going to take it slow and I'm not going to, and I'm not going to.

00:25:38.96
Chibbs
I'm telling you, my pants and I jizz in my pants.

00:25:40.63
gav
Shut the fuck up.

00:25:44.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:25:47.42
gav
oh

00:25:47.58
Bevo
I like, I do like the reframing of the chorus by the first time it's, it's her telling him to shut up with all these lies. And this time it's the neighbors say, shut up and stop fighting bickering.

00:25:56.26
Chibbs
yeah yeah

00:25:58.10
gav
shutta fuck

00:26:00.02
Chibbs
I love the too much bickering kill it with sound. It makes it sound like they're arguing. He's just turning the stereo up louder and louder while while she's while she's talking.

00:26:06.13
Mad Dog
yeah

00:26:06.99
gav
but ah

00:26:09.42
Chibbs
but She's like, you just flew me all the way out here.

00:26:09.58
Bevo
but

00:26:09.94
gav
ah

00:26:13.12
Chibbs
I've got the red eye.

00:26:13.41
gav
yeah

00:26:14.46
Chibbs
I was on a plane for seven hours overnight.

00:26:14.71
gav
but Very superstitious.

00:26:17.38
Chibbs
I haven't slept. And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:18.90
gav
Right on the wall.

00:26:20.80
Chibbs
yeah

00:26:21.40
gav
Just drown her out.

00:26:21.79
Chibbs
People!

00:26:21.89
Mad Dog
Listen to me, you fucking ass!

00:26:22.43
Chibbs
Yeah! boom but um but do but and and andim dad and deny da and and and

00:26:31.74
gav
just drown out

00:26:32.74
Chibbs
yeah

00:26:37.12
Chibbs
She's just like, yeah, he's just eyeballing that, just turning the volume up.

00:26:38.01
gav
Full eye contact. Oh, God damn it. Yeah,

00:26:44.98
Chibbs
Yeah. i'm not now with them mean man me

00:26:49.92
gav
nice.

00:26:50.54
Bevo
Why can't we be friends?

00:26:54.61
gav
ah

00:26:56.02
Chibbs
she's just thought but yeah he's just so i bought in not just turning the volume ah

00:26:59.96
gav
full eye contact

00:27:00.42
Chibbs
yeah yeah

00:27:01.95
gav
ah god damn it um yeah

00:27:04.66
Chibbs
um

00:27:04.95
gav
nice

00:27:05.88
Chibbs
changing up your living for loving transition is interesting.

00:27:05.95
Mad Dog
I'm love.

00:27:11.24
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

00:27:11.32
gav
Oh, yeah, there was a bit there where it just felt like a Dr. Seuss. Girl, it's a mission trying to get you to listen. Screaming at each other has become our tradition. true

00:27:18.44
Chibbs
in

00:27:18.56
Mad Dog
Yeah, I like the idea of tradition around it.

00:27:21.36
Chibbs
Yeah, it makes it sound like they they get together once a year.

00:27:22.06
Mad Dog
seems like...

00:27:24.58
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:24.78
gav
they wake up on They wake up on Christmas morning and rub their hands together.

00:27:26.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:27:27.98
gav
Oh, boy.

00:27:29.72
Mad Dog
It's like while...

00:27:30.42
gav
Time to scream time to scream at Fergie.

00:27:33.02
Chibbs
Open the windows up so the neighbors can hear.

00:27:33.31
Mad Dog
Like...

00:27:35.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:27:36.18
Mad Dog
Like while carving a turkey or something.

00:27:37.94
Chibbs
yeah ah

00:27:38.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:39.15
gav
yeah

00:27:40.03
Chibbs
I'll fucking kill You get to the another chorus.

00:27:41.71
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:42.75
gav
ah na Oh, shit.

00:27:44.24
Mad Dog
ah

00:27:46.23
gav
I think...

00:27:48.18
Chibbs
ah Is it the same thing here?

00:27:51.02
Bevo
Yeah, the ad libs are different, but not

00:27:52.85
Chibbs
Adlibs are different. Okay. um Oh, fuck me. The chorus keeps going. We got more shut-ups, but we've got little adlib thingies in here. It's like, shut up, just shut up, shut up.

00:28:03.18
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:28:05.40
Chibbs
What? Shut up, just shut up, shut up. What'd you say?

00:28:08.89
Bevo
mate.

00:28:09.40
Chibbs
Shut up, just shut up, shut up. Say what? Shut up, just shut up, shut up. Girl, what you say? Shut up, just shut up, shut up. Girl, what you say?

00:28:20.72
Chibbs
Shut up, just shut up, shut up. No, girl. Shut up, just shut up, shut up. Shut up, you shut up. Shut up, shut it up. Just shut up, shut up.

00:28:34.60
Bevo
I love that first couple of times he was just, what is he deaf or like, he's not listening.

00:28:34.89
gav
oh fuck

00:28:38.76
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's just...

00:28:39.92
gav
what'd you say what

00:28:41.15
Mad Dog
Do you speak English, mate?

00:28:41.30
Chibbs
which would Which would be so infuriating to do to someone who's telling you to shut up and be like, huh?

00:28:41.60
Bevo
What? What?

00:28:47.27
Mad Dog
What? Yeah.

00:28:49.68
Chibbs
Girl, what?

00:28:51.31
gav
you

00:28:51.60
Mad Dog
but

00:28:52.20
Bevo
He's got his headphones.

00:28:52.57
Mad Dog
What?

00:28:53.68
Bevo
He's got his headphones on. He's just like, huh? Hey. Hey.

00:28:56.42
gav
i like the I like the no, girl.

00:29:00.04
Chibbs
No.

00:29:00.14
gav
ah No, no, comma girl.

00:29:03.51
Chibbs
yeah

00:29:03.70
Mad Dog
Then comes back at her, no, you shut up.

00:29:04.52
gav
Fuck.

00:29:05.85
Chibbs
Yeah. Shut up. You shut up.

00:29:08.68
gav
No, no, no, you shut up.

00:29:10.29
Chibbs
And then the neighbors are like, fucking shut the fuck up.

00:29:13.46
gav
You both shut the fuck up.

00:29:15.23
Chibbs
yeah

00:29:15.54
gav
And then Fergie and Taboo turn and they're like, no, you shut the fuck up.

00:29:16.78
Mad Dog
Why don't you both shut up?

00:29:18.15
Chibbs
You shut up.

00:29:20.30
gav
Yeah, you are describing my street perfectly right now.

00:29:23.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, this is this is Mount Druitt.

00:29:23.98
gav
Bevo grew up in this neighborhood. He knows.

00:29:26.89
Bevo
ah Sometimes I wonder if people think my house is the shut up house with the amount of yelling we do with the kids. Yeah.

00:29:34.40
Chibbs
Got to yell at them kids.

00:29:35.60
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:35.66
Chibbs
It's the only way they learn.

00:29:36.24
Bevo
but No, they yell at us, actually. Yeah.

00:29:38.97
Chibbs
ah

00:29:39.02
Bevo
I'll blame them.

00:29:39.08
gav
You're both yelling at each other.

00:29:40.26
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:41.06
Chibbs
Two of Black Eyed Peas, yell ye back.

00:29:44.86
Chibbs
That's what they do.

00:29:45.83
Mad Dog
You've got to yell at people in your life. It's good.

00:29:48.76
Bevo
That's how they listen.

00:29:49.79
Chibbs
yeah That's what Steve Jobs always said.

00:29:51.72
gav
how you show a affection.

00:29:52.73
Chibbs
yeah Bridge, Will.i.am and Fergie. They're still going at it. Apple Diap has not turned up in this fucking song yet.

00:29:56.85
gav
Fuck. He really hasn't.

00:29:59.21
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:59.68
gav
Does he like, did he produce it or something?

00:30:00.02
Chibbs
No.

00:30:00.64
Bevo
They didn't fly him out.

00:30:01.36
gav
How did he get

00:30:01.78
Chibbs
He breakdances a lot in the video. I don't know.

00:30:03.85
gav
Okay.

00:30:04.09
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:30:05.05
Mad Dog
He doesn't like confrontation.

00:30:06.66
Chibbs
Yeah. He's playing the part perfectly. Yeah.

00:30:11.35
gav
but Yeah, he's the only one that's absorbed the song's message.

00:30:13.61
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. I got it. The bridge goes, girl, our love is dying. Why did you stop trying? I never been a quitter, but I do deserve better.

00:30:27.10
Chibbs
Believe me, I will do bad. but

00:30:31.27
gav
laughter

00:30:33.35
Chibbs
Let's forget the past and start this new plan. Why?

00:30:36.95
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:30:37.86
Chibbs
Because it's the same old routine. And then next week I hear you scream. Girl, I know you're tired of the things they say. You're damn right. Because I heard them lame damn excuses just yesterday.

00:30:51.67
Chibbs
That was a different thing. it ain't. That was a different thing. it ain't. That was a different thing. it was the same damn thing, same arse excuses.

00:31:03.51
Chibbs
Boy, you're useless. Whoa, whoa! Yeah.

00:31:12.04
gav
Oh my God.

00:31:15.67
Bevo
Chibs, you are very good at that, like, acute.

00:31:15.97
gav
Believe me, I will do bad.

00:31:18.94
Bevo
Yeah, it's Team Rocket.

00:31:19.38
Mad Dog
Yeah, I

00:31:20.17
Chibbs
yeah

00:31:24.01
gav
yeah yeah

00:31:25.94
Bevo
Chibs, you are too way too good at that, like, aggressive yelling.

00:31:26.15
Chibbs
and

00:31:30.19
gav
Yeah.

00:31:30.84
Mad Dog
yeah

00:31:31.30
Bevo
Like, angry. Remind me of never getting a ah fight with you.

00:31:33.53
Mad Dog
love when stuff is described as just bad.

00:31:34.50
Chibbs
it's cut It's kind of my thing.

00:31:37.03
gav
It is definitely your thing.

00:31:38.31
Chibbs
yeah

00:31:39.12
Mad Dog
yeah

00:31:39.61
Chibbs
yeah

00:31:40.44
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:31:41.22
Mad Dog
Bad.

00:31:41.32
gav
um yeah he

00:31:42.23
Mad Dog
Now here come bad news.

00:31:43.62
Chibbs
yeah Believe me, I will do bad.

00:31:46.71
gav
I will do bad.

00:31:47.65
Chibbs
it sounds like you're going to shit yourself.

00:31:50.69
gav
yeah

00:31:51.30
Chibbs
I've done a bad.

00:31:51.42
Mad Dog
ah I go caca.

00:31:55.83
gav
ah Did you do bad?

00:31:57.85
Chibbs
Have you done bad? stinks.

00:31:57.87
gav
Nods, sadly.

00:32:03.30
Bevo
ah Yeah, i I feel uncomfortable being part of this fight.

00:32:07.65
Chibbs
yeah what wait was this shouldn't Yeah, this is behind closed doors. like

00:32:12.11
Bevo
Yeah.

00:32:13.68
Chibbs
Sort it out. Just sort it out.

00:32:14.81
Bevo
ah just um just I just turned this song on, hoping for a good time, and now I'm here.

00:32:15.45
Chibbs
so yeah

00:32:18.63
Mad Dog
yeah You've made this very public.

00:32:20.05
gav
yeah

00:32:20.64
Bevo
It's like when you're at your mate's house and their mum starts yelling at them, and you're just like, I'm just here.

00:32:24.47
gav
yeah yeah

00:32:26.00
Chibbs
The

00:32:28.40
Chibbs
it's funny that it just started, like you got four lines of it being like, I love you and I want you to come out here and be on tour with me. It's going be great. And it descended into fucking chaos for the rest of the song.

00:32:39.79
Bevo
Yeah.

00:32:40.28
gav
so quickly.

00:32:40.87
Bevo
Back and forth.

00:32:41.43
gav
Yeah.

00:32:41.63
Chibbs
Nah.

00:32:41.79
Bevo
Yeah.

00:32:42.62
gav
Yeah, there's no balance, is there? It's like it started off like lovely and then just shit.

00:32:44.36
Chibbs
that Yeah. Shit. Like, this is like, leave.

00:32:49.10
Bevo
And it's,

00:32:49.22
gav
Mountains of shit. Hmm.

00:32:51.76
Chibbs
Leave at this point.

00:32:53.34
Bevo
yeah, but and especially towards the end where it's like, that was a different thing.

00:32:53.52
Chibbs
Like...

00:32:56.19
Bevo
No, it ain't. That was a different thing.

00:32:57.72
Mad Dog
yeah yeah

00:32:58.49
Bevo
No, it ain't. It's like, you're not adding anything constructive

00:33:01.77
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah. The last time wasn't about dividends. This time it was about dividends.

00:33:08.29
Chibbs
I had to go and collect my dividends from the stockbroker.

00:33:12.86
Bevo
The stock store.

00:33:13.52
Chibbs
He gives them to me in a bag with a dollar sign on it.

00:33:15.69
Mad Dog
i had to go to the stock market and pick up my dividend

00:33:17.76
Chibbs
yeah and Get my dividends. It was a different thing.

00:33:24.08
gav
oh fuck he

00:33:27.29
Chibbs
ah All legitimate reasons.

00:33:30.89
gav
yeah yeah

00:33:33.69
Bevo
And you can ask your private detectives

00:33:34.05
gav
ah

00:33:36.61
gav
yeah

00:33:37.11
Mad Dog
hey

00:33:38.41
gav
and maybe then you'll start believing my lies

00:33:40.57
Chibbs
it yeah pull Just believe my lies. It'd be so much easier if you just believe my fucking lies.

00:33:45.91
Mad Dog
that

00:33:45.88
Chibbs
so

00:33:47.00
Mad Dog
What has this world come to when a man can't tell a lie and have it believed by the...

00:33:51.58
gav
yeah

00:33:52.84
Bevo
his lady.

00:33:53.11
gav
ah

00:33:56.13
Mad Dog
Just shut up!

00:33:57.53
gav
yeah

00:34:03.43
gav
Shut up month is really, this is our forte.

00:34:04.89
Chibbs
clear

00:34:06.21
gav
This probably should have been a thousand one shut up songs. thousand one songs that make you want to shut up.

00:34:09.16
Chibbs
ah I think you want to shut up.

00:34:12.15
Mad Dog
yeah Just so brazen. Like, mate, everyone else's girlfriend believes lies. Why can't you?

00:34:19.56
gav
if yeah

00:34:22.05
Chibbs
All the apps fucking wife is here.

00:34:23.27
gav
my

00:34:24.34
Chibbs
Silent.

00:34:24.43
gav
might might

00:34:24.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:25.28
Chibbs
Dead fucking silent.

00:34:25.54
gav
like my ex My ex-girlfriend believed heaps of lies.

00:34:30.56
Bevo
you

00:34:32.24
gav
She was so much better at believing lies than you.

00:34:33.17
Chibbs
I think about her a lot.

00:34:36.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:34:37.00
gav
ah

00:34:39.19
Chibbs
but No private detectives.

00:34:41.68
gav
fuck. That's so grim.

00:34:45.04
Chibbs
The breakdown goes, Shut up, just shut up, shut up.

00:34:48.33
gav
Breakdown of the relationship.

00:34:50.34
Chibbs
Just stop. Shut up, just shut up, shut up. Oh, just stop. Shut up, just shut up, shut up. Just stop. Shut it up. Just shut up, shut up.

00:35:01.49
Chibbs
Just stop. Shut up.

00:35:03.33
Mad Dog
Shut it up.

00:35:04.33
Chibbs
Just shut up, shut up. Stop all the talking. Don't go. No, please, go. don't know.

00:35:11.83
gav
oh

00:35:14.26
Chibbs
Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Stop all the talking. Shut up. Just shut up. Shut up. Stop all the talking. Shut it up. Just shut up. Shut up. Stop all the talking.

00:35:26.26
Bevo
Can know I just ask Chibs, do you have neighbors close by?

00:35:30.21
Mad Dog
I was just thinking that.

00:35:31.88
Chibbs
don't know.

00:35:33.87
Bevo
I'd be concerned that they might call the cops at this point.

00:35:34.18
gav
oh

00:35:34.86
Chibbs
and pop maybe Yeah, maybe. Actually, not really.

00:35:36.62
Bevo
What's going on at the old...

00:35:37.29
Chibbs
no I think the people across my driveway moved out and it's a vacant block next door.

00:35:41.69
Bevo
Ah, good.

00:35:42.58
gav
That's pretty good.

00:35:42.57
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm good.

00:35:42.84
Mad Dog
Bad?

00:35:42.91
Bevo
What's going on at the old brag house?

00:35:44.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:45.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:35:45.55
Chibbs
And I'm sort of up halfway up a hill, so I feel like the yells would go out over people's rooftops.

00:35:45.59
gav
Yeah.

00:35:50.57
Bevo
Is Jazz in the room with you?

00:35:50.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:35:50.83
gav
yeah

00:35:52.05
Chibbs
No, I'm at home.

00:35:53.49
Bevo
So she's not around?

00:35:54.95
Chibbs
There's no one here. I'm home alone.

00:35:55.76
Bevo
Yeah, good. Okay, good. Probably the best way to do this.

00:35:57.29
gav
but

00:35:58.31
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah ah yeah.

00:35:59.55
Bevo
It's very confrontational.

00:36:01.57
Chibbs
Worked out well for this song, really.

00:36:02.49
Bevo
but Imagine if on the podcast we got a cop call from someone.

00:36:06.36
gav
Oh, fuck. That would be so...

00:36:07.57
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:36:07.78
gav
Imagine if Chibs got swatted live on air.

00:36:11.50
Bevo
No, you don't understand. I was talking about, I was discussing dividends.

00:36:12.77
Chibbs
That'd be funny.

00:36:12.83
gav
The cops just run in and kick the door and shoot him in the face.

00:36:16.32
Chibbs
I'd chuck a sheet over myself and then run around the house, like, booing.

00:36:18.35
Mad Dog
yeah

00:36:21.92
Mad Dog
Well, just ah as you're getting dragged away, you get one final press of the button. He'll be fucking you right. Just...

00:36:33.13
Chibbs
Um...

00:36:33.35
gav
I thought you were going to say as they drag him away from his desk, it turned out that he just had his finger on the dead man switch the whole time. and it's

00:36:41.34
Chibbs
and oh

00:36:42.36
Mad Dog
a

00:36:42.70
Chibbs
Oh, Rodney Dedman.

00:36:43.95
Mad Dog
yeah

00:36:44.12
gav
Rodney, Rodney Deadman last hurrah as they drag Chibs away. Nothing would have happened except they drag Chibs away from the desk. His finger comes off the button and the whole fucking house explodes.

00:36:54.48
Mad Dog
Rodney Deadman.

00:36:58.12
gav
Rodney Deadman sends his regards. Slip.

00:37:03.77
Mad Dog
Sends his regards.

00:37:07.74
gav
That might be a shit.

00:37:11.13
Chibbs
It's the best switch.

00:37:12.74
gav
It's the best Switch, man.

00:37:13.83
Mad Dog
It's the official switch of the podcast.

00:37:14.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:14.23
gav
I fucking...

00:37:15.67
Chibbs
It's the official switch of the podcast.

00:37:15.88
gav
Your Switch will...

00:37:16.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:17.35
gav
It is.

00:37:17.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:17.62
gav
It absolutely is.

00:37:17.89
Chibbs
and Yeah.

00:37:18.99
gav
Oh, Rodney.

00:37:19.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:19.71
Bevo
Yeah, named after Rodney Dedman.

00:37:21.23
Chibbs
Okay.

00:37:21.31
Bevo
Yeah.

00:37:21.77
Chibbs
Yeah. rodney deadmon's nineteen eighty seven discovery

00:37:24.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:28.22
Mad Dog
It's got nothing to do with the fact you will be dead. It just happens.

00:37:31.16
gav
yeah

00:37:31.19
Bevo
Yeah, it's just a happy coincidence, yeah.

00:37:31.91
Mad Dog
It's coincidentally.

00:37:33.04
Chibbs
yeah yeah

00:37:33.27
gav
Beautiful coincidence.

00:37:33.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:34.15
Chibbs
yeah

00:37:34.35
gav
Oh, fucking sometimes the marketing just writes itself.

00:37:34.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:37.85
Chibbs
okay

00:37:37.97
Mad Dog
Yeah, it could have been the Smith switch, but yeah.

00:37:40.30
Chibbs
There's an outro.

00:37:41.58
Bevo
this is where they rephrase a bit.

00:37:43.54
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:37:44.25
Chibbs
like Okay.

00:37:46.64
Chibbs
Stop the talking, baby. Just stop. Or I start walking, baby. Just stop. Stop the talking, baby. Just stop. Yeah, yeah. Or I start walking, baby. Just stop.

00:37:57.53
Chibbs
Stop the talking, baby. Stop all the talking. Or I start walking, baby. Stop all the talking. Oh, no. Oh, oh, oh. Stop the talking, baby. Stop all the talking.

00:38:09.02
Chibbs
Or I start walking, baby. Stop all the talking. Stop all the talking, baby. Just stop. Is that all there is? Or I start walking, baby. Just stop. Stop the talking, baby. Just stop.

00:38:20.20
Chibbs
Is that all there is? Or I start walking, baby. Just stop. Stop the talking, baby. Stop all the talking.

00:38:27.12
Bevo
bit halfway at this point.

00:38:28.45
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:38:28.63
Chibbs
Is that all there is? or I start walking, baby. Stop all the talking. Stop all the talking, baby. Stop all the talking. Is that all there is? Or I start walking, baby. Stop all the talking. Stop all the talking, baby. Just stop.

00:38:41.25
Chibbs
Is that all there is? or I start walking, baby. Just stop. Stop your yapping, baby.

00:38:47.53
Mad Dog
ah

00:38:47.53
Chibbs
just Just stop. Is that all there is? Just look what happened, baby. Just stop. Stop the talking, baby. Stop all the talking. Is that all there is? Or I start walking, baby. Stop all the talking.

00:39:00.67
Chibbs
Stop your yapping, baby. Stop all the talking. Is that all there is Just look what happened, baby. Stop all the talking. Is that all there is? Is that all there is?

00:39:11.76
Chibbs
Is that all there is? Is that all there?

00:39:18.37
gav
Fucking hell.

00:39:18.63
Bevo
God damn.

00:39:18.88
Mad Dog
Is that the joke?

00:39:21.06
gav
is that Is that the joke?

00:39:22.28
Chibbs
Is that the joke? That my face is beet red from my family photos?

00:39:24.52
gav
yeah

00:39:28.02
Mad Dog
ah

00:39:29.49
Chibbs
so

00:39:30.11
Mad Dog
Is that the joke?

00:39:31.21
Bevo
This is an old older song, but one of my absolute favorite new like memes of 2025 is the word yap instead of talk. I just love it.

00:39:41.20
Chibbs
Yapp.

00:39:42.23
Bevo
Yapping.

00:39:43.04
gav
up your yapping.

00:39:43.26
Chibbs
Yapping. but sad It's so insulting.

00:39:45.16
gav
Um...

00:39:46.50
Bevo
Yeah.

00:39:47.02
Mad Dog
Shut your yapper.

00:39:47.37
gav
Did...

00:39:48.66
Chibbs
It makes it sound like you are talking, but none of it matters.

00:39:49.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:51.56
Bevo
yeah Yeah, that's what yapping is.

00:39:52.00
Mad Dog
Yeah, yapping.

00:39:52.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:52.20
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:39:54.03
Bevo
Yapping.

00:39:54.41
gav
um

00:39:54.57
Chibbs
Like a yapping dog.

00:39:56.06
Bevo
It's dark.

00:39:57.48
gav
Looking at the last sort of progression there, has he killed her?

00:40:02.45
Chibbs
um

00:40:03.72
gav
Stop the yapping, baby. Just look what happened, baby. I don't know.

00:40:07.94
Mad Dog
yeah.

00:40:08.06
gav
That feels a little bit like he's...

00:40:08.31
Bevo
ah ah

00:40:10.98
gav
I feel like he's saying that last bit to a corpse on the floor, maybe.

00:40:14.11
Chibbs
Or it's like one of those, you know, like where um like ah in the movie Drive, ah Albert Brooks slashes Bryan Cranston's arm and he just bleeds out.

00:40:14.53
Mad Dog
Hmm.

00:40:14.66
gav
Yeah.

00:40:15.41
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:40:23.93
gav
Oh, yeah, and just quietly, like, what and he's like he's like, that's it, that's it, yeah.

00:40:25.90
Chibbs
He just quietly just pulls his arm and slashes it and he's like, it's already done.

00:40:30.14
gav
And he's like, that's it, it's and he just gently lowers it.

00:40:30.75
Chibbs
It's already done. Blows him down.

00:40:32.68
gav
Fuck, that's a great scene.

00:40:34.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:35.56
gav
That's a great fucking scene, man.

00:40:36.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:38.38
gav
I love that that is, like, one of the calmest movie deaths, and then in that same movie, you've got Ryan Gosling stomping a man's skull open in an elevator.

00:40:41.87
Chibbs
Hmm. stomping a skull into dust. yeah

00:40:47.66
gav
Like, one of the most violent fucking on-screen deaths, and one of the calmest, like,

00:40:47.66
Bevo
I

00:40:51.33
Chibbs
Yeah. Yet the one you remember is just the calm little slash of the arm and it's like, oh, and he's like, it's done.

00:40:54.89
gav
Yeah. Oh, that's it. That's it.

00:40:57.64
Chibbs
It's already done.

00:40:57.91
gav
That's it.

00:40:58.30
Chibbs
That's it.

00:40:58.52
gav
Yeah.

00:40:59.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:59.18
gav
Oh, fuck. That's a good scene, man.

00:41:00.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:00.64
gav
That's a good fucking movie.

00:41:00.95
Bevo
haven't seen that one.

00:41:01.74
Chibbs
Good movie. Good movie.

00:41:02.85
gav
Great fucking movie.

00:41:04.07
Chibbs
There you

00:41:04.16
Mad Dog
um

00:41:04.31
Bevo
Um.

00:41:05.10
Mad Dog
This is fucking crazy.

00:41:08.37
Chibbs
Yeah, are it's so...

00:41:08.65
Mad Dog
But is this...

00:41:09.02
Bevo
Hmm.

00:41:10.62
gav
but you

00:41:11.32
Chibbs
This is called a toxic relationship.

00:41:11.83
Mad Dog
it' says No, but is this whole song, the whole song start to finish, the prequel, like leading up to the moment that Fritzl locks the basement door?

00:41:14.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:25.39
gav
Oh, have you ever seen that?

00:41:26.84
Chibbs
No, I don't think this is a Fritzl funnel. i i don't think i don't think he was ever I don't think he was ever in a loving relationship above ground.

00:41:29.40
Mad Dog
No, i was looking for it.

00:41:30.42
Bevo
Yeah. Swinging for the fences there.

00:41:34.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:36.05
Bevo
just I just, I think it's funny that the only solution to the relationship is just to not say anything to each other for the rest of it.

00:41:36.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:41.45
Chibbs
Best be quiet.

00:41:41.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:41:42.47
Bevo
Yeah.

00:41:43.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:43.26
Bevo
Yeah.

00:41:43.87
gav
um There was that um old, like there was a Japanese guy that got the shits of his wife. So he stopped talking to her and he didn't didn't speak to her again for 30 years or something like that.

00:41:49.41
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:41:50.68
Bevo
Yeah.

00:41:52.50
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:52.98
Mad Dog
Dirty.

00:41:54.12
gav
Yeah, just straight up silent treatment.

00:41:54.71
Mad Dog
Just, we're not getting a divorce.

00:41:56.56
gav
Just didn't didn't speak again to his wife.

00:41:56.89
Mad Dog
It's just, yeah.

00:41:57.80
Chibbs
Silent treatment. Yeah, yeah.

00:42:00.48
Bevo
The opposite of this song.

00:42:00.97
gav
Which seemed to suit them both fine.

00:42:01.81
Bevo
Yeah.

00:42:02.20
gav
They stayed together.

00:42:02.90
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. It's called autism. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:06.47
gav
yeah yeah yeah

00:42:08.24
Mad Dog
ah like Okay.

00:42:09.19
Chibbs
Okay, it was released on the... Wait. Oh, it didn't give me a date for some reason. and November 2003, but it says it 793 days after

00:42:23.41
gav
ah It was released on the 8th of September 2003, I think.

00:42:26.30
Chibbs
Ah, okay. Well, there go.

00:42:28.03
Mad Dog
That makes sense.

00:42:28.22
gav
Yep.

00:42:28.61
Chibbs
Okay. It's written by Will.i.am, Apple Diap, Taboo, and George Pagin Jr. So Apple Diap was involved in the shut-ups, but he didn't ever get a verse on it for some reason?

00:42:40.61
gav
but Okay. Yep.

00:42:42.02
Chibbs
Weird. There's only three fucking rappers in the band. Yeah, weird. um ah Fucking... I feel like I've spoken about a bunch of this shit because we've done Black Eyed Peas so many times and also we did Fergie not long ago.

00:42:56.69
Bevo
Yeah.

00:42:56.73
gav
Yeah.

00:42:59.44
Chibbs
but um

00:42:59.71
Bevo
Yeah.

00:43:01.10
Chibbs
apparently George Pajan Jr. sued the Black Eyed Peas in 2013 for unpaid royalties. They were fucking Pajan. Yeah.

00:43:10.04
gav
Alright.

00:43:10.90
Chibbs
yeah I said shut up.

00:43:11.64
Bevo
Can i ra you can i read you something here?

00:43:13.41
gav
So they just didn't pay him for his... Yeah, okay. Yeah.

00:43:16.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:16.14
gav
ye

00:43:16.92
Bevo
This is from um Genius. Will.i.am needed a female singer for the song, so he brought in Fergie. She helped out in most of the songs in Elle Funk and eventually became the fourth member of the Black Eyed Peas in 2003.

00:43:27.62
Bevo
While Will.i.am, Apple D.

00:43:27.70
gav
Oh.

00:43:28.74
Bevo
App and Taboo were making the song, their girlfriend's phone calls would interrupt the session. Will said the vibe was blown and Taboo said, so we turned the negative into positive by adding the problems they were having into the song they were making.

00:43:39.99
gav
oh

00:43:40.16
Chibbs
Oh, shit.

00:43:42.04
gav
So now we're like, stop calling, just shut up. Wow.

00:43:45.93
Chibbs
ah You reckon when it came out, they went like, hey, you you know, you inspired this song. do You want to listen?

00:43:50.37
gav
Wow.

00:43:51.53
Bevo
that conversation we had about dividends?

00:43:53.40
Chibbs
yeah

00:43:54.91
gav
yeah ah

00:43:56.90
Bevo
Well, listen to this.

00:43:57.00
Mad Dog
Do you know when i

00:44:02.48
Chibbs
Apparently it was originally meant to feature Nicole Schezinger from the Pussycat Dolls.

00:44:06.57
Bevo
ah yeah.

00:44:06.68
gav
Kidman.

00:44:08.33
Mad Dog
Ah, yes.

00:44:08.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:44:08.54
gav
Yep.

00:44:08.73
Mad Dog
sir

00:44:09.10
Chibbs
um and then But they ended up getting Fergie in to basically join the band instead. um

00:44:14.52
gav
Yeah, fair enough.

00:44:15.93
Chibbs
Yeah. ah So de despite despite the title being Shut Up, the song is fucking over five minutes long.

00:44:26.58
gav
yeah

00:44:26.76
Mad Dog
I know, yeah.

00:44:27.54
Chibbs
It's for so long.

00:44:27.68
gav
And mostly the same lyrics repeated over and over and over.

00:44:29.78
Bevo
If you search, okay, so if you search the word shut up in the lyrics roughly a hundred times.

00:44:32.74
gav
Oh, yeah, yep.

00:44:35.78
Chibbs
My God.

00:44:36.99
gav
Fuck.

00:44:37.43
Chibbs
Apparently it was banned from several conservative radio stations for lack of musical merit.

00:44:43.38
Bevo
Yeah.

00:44:44.10
gav
Oh, man.

00:44:44.85
Chibbs
They have to mark something as why they're being banned, and that's what it was marked as.

00:44:48.91
gav
oh man

00:44:49.77
Chibbs
Yeah. No musical merit. It's like, this has no merit, and we're not playing it. It's produced by Will.i.am. um Apparently, yeah he he put over 50 vocal tracks on the choruses.

00:45:06.75
Bevo
well fifty At some point, 50 would not work, I think.

00:45:07.09
gav
Just a new one for every time they said shut up.

00:45:08.94
Chibbs
about that I mean, i like you it sounds layered, but fuck me. Like,

00:45:13.27
gav
Not 50%.

00:45:16.38
Chibbs
no, I reckon or and you'd hit, like, I reckon if you hit start to hit double digits in overdubs, you're not hearing it anymore.

00:45:18.07
Bevo
You'd start getting distortion on the track and everything.

00:45:24.48
Chibbs
Like, it's, yeah, it's not there.

00:45:24.67
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. Your headroom becomes small.

00:45:26.79
Chibbs
um Yeah, yeah the so ah the song was ah built around ah like a classic Motown bass line and everything.

00:45:28.81
Bevo
very various

00:45:36.31
Chibbs
i don't know if that's like Curtis Blow got something.

00:45:40.15
Bevo
No, he's like later 70s, I think. i don't know.

00:45:42.80
Chibbs
Oh, okay, right, okay. Well, they've ripped something off.

00:45:45.96
Bevo
Yeah.

00:45:47.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:45:47.87
Bevo
I didn't look that far into it.

00:45:47.97
Chibbs
um There's a video, Gav.

00:45:51.45
gav
there is a video

00:45:53.06
Chibbs
All right, well, you should tell me about it.

00:45:58.81
gav
ah shut up

00:46:11.62
gav
That's me. Forget every other useless detail about this video. All you need to know is that shifty fucking shell shock is in it.

00:46:19.38
Chibbs
oh was he

00:46:20.88
gav
Yeah, he's in it heavily.

00:46:23.06
Mad Dog
Is he?

00:46:23.36
gav
yeah

00:46:23.44
Mad Dog
He is there.

00:46:23.93
gav
So he he first appears at 10 seconds in.

00:46:26.89
Chibbs
I watched it.

00:46:27.35
gav
he's So I watched it through the whole way, didn't didn't clock him.

00:46:32.03
Chibbs
Okay.

00:46:32.09
gav
And then I read about it and I was like, oh my God, the crowd shot.

00:46:32.15
Bevo
seconds in the crowd shot.

00:46:35.02
gav
He's the front he's the guy in the front row. He's on the front right-hand corner in the at 10 seconds. And he did like he's in the whole film clip. He's throughout the whole film clip.

00:46:43.47
Chibbs
Why?

00:46:43.77
gav
He's the guy in the black singlet with the tattooed stars on his shoulders.

00:46:46.49
Chibbs
Why?

00:46:47.60
gav
I don't know. He's just there. He plays no real significant role.

00:46:48.87
Bevo
Making a buck.

00:46:49.11
Mad Dog
he is hey

00:46:51.06
gav
He's just in the room.

00:46:52.44
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:46:53.45
gav
Yeah.

00:46:54.57
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:46:54.58
gav
And um Travis Barker's in it as well, but I care a lot less about that.

00:46:57.34
Bevo
Oh, wow.

00:46:58.32
Chibbs
Okay.

00:46:58.48
gav
Shifty Shellshock is the real...

00:46:59.46
Chibbs
Shift is the

00:46:59.72
Bevo
So it's, a yeah.

00:47:00.49
Chibbs
Shift is the man.

00:47:01.48
Bevo
it's ah It's like a play, like a stage show.

00:47:01.56
gav
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:04.89
Chibbs
Yeah. So is what we were trying. Jazz and I watched it ah ah like a week or so ago and we were trying to figure out Apple, the app is conducting a lot, but there doesn't seem to be any sort of musicians or orchestra pit or anything. So.

00:47:18.20
gav
There actually is. if you If you go to like the first eight seconds of the song, he's standing directly in front of a very small like six-piece orchestra and that's the last you see of them for the whole rest of the song.

00:47:29.54
Chibbs
Right. Okay. But he continues to conduct from all over the place.

00:47:33.91
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:47:36.36
Chibbs
I'm sure conductors are meant to be stationary.

00:47:36.70
gav
But yeah yeah.

00:47:39.63
Bevo
Yeah.

00:47:40.77
gav
But yeah, shifty shell shock.

00:47:42.00
Bevo
um

00:47:43.50
gav
right he's all ah he's good his Filthy little mitts are all over it.

00:47:44.62
Chibbs
Well, yeah. That's great.

00:47:47.78
Bevo
I found a comment that I wanted to read and I've just lost it again.

00:47:47.89
Chibbs
That's good. Yeah.

00:47:50.35
Mad Dog
shifty

00:47:53.09
Chibbs
It's directed by Emmett and Brendan Malloy.

00:47:53.44
Bevo
is. Yep.

00:47:55.73
Chibbs
They did the videos for The Anthem by Good Charlotte, Ocean Avenue by Yellowcard, American Idiot by Green Day, and they did Photograph by Nickelback.

00:47:59.06
gav
home Oh, yellow card for the win.

00:48:07.87
gav
Oh,

00:48:09.03
Chibbs
Look at this graph!

00:48:09.80
Bevo
Look at this giraffe. like Okay.

00:48:15.50
Mad Dog
That's the Mount Rushmore clips.

00:48:15.47
Bevo
I found this YouTube comment. I wanted to read.

00:48:17.45
Chibbs
it's good.

00:48:17.90
Bevo
ah this is here without you. 10 hours ago, Australian flag emoji backed some women. Yes.

00:48:25.98
gav
Oh, that's quality.

00:48:26.50
Chibbs
ah

00:48:26.75
Bevo
Women. Yes.

00:48:28.10
Chibbs
Shut up.

00:48:29.68
Bevo
ah women

00:48:30.81
Mad Dog
Women is, I've got, I'm looking at one right now that says, this song is the low point of human culture since the dawn of history.

00:48:30.91
gav
Back to some whims.

00:48:42.89
gav
ah

00:48:44.09
Bevo
You

00:48:46.14
Chibbs
there's a It's given me a fact about the video here in the research, but it just said Fergie's aggressive eye contact was apparently not scripted.

00:48:57.94
Chibbs
She just did that.

00:48:59.70
gav
Oh my God.

00:48:59.90
Mad Dog
Oh, what a genius.

00:49:00.18
Chibbs
Wow. Okay.

00:49:02.02
gav
ah

00:49:03.23
Chibbs
wow

00:49:03.68
gav
I love this. Someone spent years thinking about this because this, this comment's from two months ago.

00:49:08.40
Chibbs
like yeah

00:49:08.75
gav
This song is truly addictive. I can't stop listening to it. It has absolutely everything. Lyrics, performance, feeling, rhythm, beats, and Fergie's powerful and sensual voice.

00:49:20.18
gav
In addition to her beauty, even in the last chorus, we can hear how it speeds up very slightly. They even thought about that.

00:49:29.75
Chibbs
ah

00:49:29.87
Mad Dog
listen

00:49:31.77
gav
Oh, God.

00:49:32.07
Chibbs
Fuck, they really have been pondering the song for while.

00:49:34.83
gav
that's Someone's put a lot more thought into it than we have, and we made a whole fucking podcast about it.

00:49:36.96
Chibbs
Fucking... It's a thesis.

00:49:40.56
Mad Dog
It just amazes me, people that comment on these things.

00:49:43.84
Bevo
Here's one.

00:49:44.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:49:44.41
Bevo
ah Four weeks ago from, I can't read that. My HB sent this to me saying, this describes what I think of you perfectly. I've never forgotten that message.

00:49:55.11
gav
Ha ha ha ha.

00:49:55.87
Bevo
ah

00:49:55.91
Chibbs
What's a HB?

00:49:56.99
gav
Ha ha ha.

00:49:57.20
Bevo
I don't know.

00:49:59.06
Chibbs
like a pen

00:49:59.23
Mad Dog
he

00:50:01.48
Chibbs
Right.

00:50:02.16
gav
but

00:50:03.02
Mad Dog
Here's one.

00:50:02.99
gav
I like this one.

00:50:03.50
Mad Dog
No, no, you go, you go.

00:50:04.06
gav
Sorry, yeah, go Mad Dog.

00:50:05.96
Mad Dog
This is, yeah.

00:50:06.29
gav
I've got, I've got, this music is really legend.

00:50:11.57
Chibbs
right

00:50:12.55
Mad Dog
I love it. Look at this unhinged motherfucker. Four weeks ago. All correct information about me and all family members, my teachers' signatures and stolen items for me, period.

00:50:27.53
Mad Dog
I worked for everything. Just remember the good ones who actual care about me, period. Finding the right job's okay, period. Painful surgeries and painful men and women with me, period.

00:50:44.37
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:50:44.55
Bevo
Yeah.

00:50:44.71
Chibbs
Fuck, someone swat that guy's house.

00:50:49.20
gav
ah ah

00:50:50.12
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:50:51.34
Chibbs
Jesus Christ, unhinged, unhinged.

00:50:52.01
Mad Dog
Okay. Yeah.

00:50:54.11
Chibbs
um Okay.

00:50:54.36
gav
That's good. I like this one from five days ago.

00:50:57.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:50:57.75
gav
Still alive.

00:51:00.22
Chibbs
That's good. Good to check in

00:51:01.41
gav
fuck.

00:51:02.18
Chibbs
but So if anyone's worried about me, I'll be going on Black on P's video of Shut Up YouTube.

00:51:04.57
Mad Dog
yeah

00:51:06.91
Mad Dog
um Shut up.

00:51:08.04
Chibbs
I'll comment on there that I'm still alive.

00:51:10.84
Mad Dog
yeah

00:51:11.14
gav
oh fuck

00:51:12.38
Chibbs
That's good. um Is there a set list, Bevo? Let's play game.

00:51:14.92
Bevo
ah yeah ah Yeah, I thought I'd have enough time to find out

00:51:22.34
Chibbs
Let's play it.

00:51:27.22
gav
So you didn't have a set list, you cheek you cheeky boy.

00:51:28.62
Chibbs
ah The Stinger's not that long. He's like, I've got all the...

00:51:31.42
Bevo
what this...

00:51:32.57
Chibbs
ah He's still got to press that button. I've got all the time in the world. Yeah.

00:51:35.82
Bevo
Can you play it again for me? I'm just...

00:51:37.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:51:40.91
gav
so right. It's the ultimate skill.

00:51:42.96
Bevo
And maybe just one more time. Thank you.

00:51:47.52
gav
He's hit the trifecta.

00:51:49.67
Bevo
They don't play it lately.

00:51:52.41
gav
ah

00:51:53.81
Mad Dog
The ultimate...

00:51:55.31
Bevo
have to go back a few years. Sorry. Yeah.

00:51:57.14
gav
Oh my God, Bevo, you've got one job. You've got one job.

00:52:00.57
Bevo
Yeah.

00:52:02.00
gav
Stall for time.

00:52:02.01
Bevo
I used to used have more chills.

00:52:02.98
gav
Quick. play but

00:52:05.65
Bevo
I got no excuse.

00:52:05.79
gav
Play Fleetwood Mac's Tusk in its entirety.

00:52:11.13
Bevo
It's they're just

00:52:11.23
Chibbs
I've got that on a button.

00:52:14.26
Bevo
They haven't played it in the last six years of concerts, so I'm just going back and back and back.

00:52:16.49
Chibbs
Yeah, right. Okay.

00:52:18.35
gav
Just keep going. You'll find it.

00:52:19.33
Bevo
We'll get there.

00:52:19.66
gav
You'll find it.

00:52:19.77
Bevo
We'll get there.

00:52:20.36
gav
What do we think?

00:52:20.37
Bevo
It's just a very slow.

00:52:20.39
Chibbs
like I can't believe they're still playing gigs.

00:52:20.91
gav
to and

00:52:22.39
Chibbs
The Buckeye B still play?

00:52:23.55
Bevo
Yeah, it looks like it.

00:52:23.91
gav
Yeah, actually, what's their most... Was their most recent shit now? Like, are they...

00:52:26.51
Bevo
Yeah, 2025. Isn't she?

00:52:27.81
Chibbs
Fergie's not in it anymore, though.

00:52:28.22
gav
Fuck.

00:52:30.18
Bevo
isn't she

00:52:30.23
gav
Is she not?

00:52:30.86
Chibbs
no. No.

00:52:32.83
gav
Are you saying that as a fact or you're guessing...

00:52:34.15
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm sure. um It's a fact.

00:52:37.35
gav
Group members. Hang on, hang on. I've got group members here. um Fergie is not in it since 2015, 16, 17, 20, mid, early 2018, it looks like she left and has not been back since.

00:52:44.67
Bevo
Okay, got

00:52:48.73
Chibbs
There you

00:52:52.56
gav
It looks like the whole band was on hiatus from 2012 through 2015.

00:52:52.80
Bevo
yeah right

00:52:54.43
gav
Ha! Ha, ha, ha.

00:52:56.06
Bevo
Well, actually, funnily enough, I just clicked one and it said last show before a three-year hiatus. This is in 23rd of November, 2011, the beginning tour, ironically, at the Sun Life Stadium, in Miami Gardens, Florida, USA.

00:53:00.23
Chibbs
go. Yep.

00:53:04.60
Chibbs
Oh, there you go.

00:53:04.62
gav
hu no

00:53:10.77
Bevo
We got 19 songs and there are three in the encore of those 19. Mm-hmm.

00:53:16.95
Chibbs
Okay. So you think they're goingnna be finishing with I've Got a Feeling or, you mean, like one of those, that piece of shit. I reckon Shut Up's got to be just a, I reckon it's a throwaway.

00:53:27.85
gav
It's got to be a set filler, hey?

00:53:30.42
Chibbs
um

00:53:30.56
gav
Yeah.

00:53:31.89
Chibbs
You say 19 songs and three encores?

00:53:34.73
Bevo
Yeah, so 16 in the main set and then three to close

00:53:36.22
Chibbs
like Okay. Yeah, I'm going to go fifth.

00:53:40.07
gav
Oh, fuck you. I was going to go fifth. um

00:53:42.23
Chibbs
Should have jumped in, mate.

00:53:43.81
gav
Seventh.

00:53:44.81
Mad Dog
Sixth.

00:53:45.25
Chibbs
He's disappointed.

00:53:48.62
Bevo
it. Ninth. Yeah.

00:53:50.99
Mad Dog
oh yeah

00:53:51.09
gav
Oh, we were right though. I was i was always closest because for some reason Mad Dog decided to sandwich himself with one track.

00:53:58.01
Mad Dog
Yeah, no, because I thought I fucking nailed it. I had six in my mind. I'm like, nah, I'm sticking with it.

00:54:05.19
Bevo
You know what's interesting? They don't play um Let's Get It Started at all.

00:54:10.58
Mad Dog
Really?

00:54:11.63
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:11.71
Chibbs
right.

00:54:12.38
Bevo
It's not there.

00:54:12.75
Chibbs
Controversial.

00:54:13.94
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:14.06
gav
um Mac Tango, dude.

00:54:16.00
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:16.32
Chibbs
Yes, from time to time.

00:54:16.89
Bevo
That's heaps of fun to play.

00:54:18.14
Mad Dog
It's good song.

00:54:18.74
Chibbs
From time to time.

00:54:19.14
gav
It is a fucking good song.

00:54:21.20
Chibbs
Okay, let's play more fucking games and cunts.

00:54:26.77
gav
yeah

00:54:36.99
Chibbs
Actually, I forgot...

00:54:37.38
gav
Can you? Oh, wait. It's legacy first.

00:54:42.03
Chibbs
Yeah, Legacy.

00:54:42.33
gav
Fuck. how many How many years we've been doing this fucking show, man?

00:54:43.08
Chibbs
yeah. It was the number one hit in several countries, including Australia, New Zealand, France, and Germany. It flopped in the US s and only peaked at number 43 on the Billboard Hot 100. um But it did solidify them as international pop juggernauts.

00:54:58.35
Chibbs
Now, net worth. um All right, let me give you some of the net worths, okay? Okay.

00:55:05.42
Bevo
We've done this so many times and I still can't remember.

00:55:06.60
Chibbs
So many times.

00:55:07.56
gav
Yeah, I've got no fucking idea.

00:55:07.89
Chibbs
Yeah. I'm going to make this fucking whatever, okay? Will.i.am is approximately worth $70 million US.

00:55:16.04
gav
Okay.

00:55:16.58
Chibbs
Okay? Fergie is worth approximately $45 million US. Taboo, who actually is in this song, has a net worth of approximately $15 million US.

00:55:29.48
Chibbs
What is Apple DApp's net worth in 2025?

00:55:33.16
gav
ah ah

00:55:35.31
Chibbs
ah If you had to guess, Bevo. Okay.

00:55:38.39
Bevo
15 mil.

00:55:39.92
Chibbs
Gav?

00:55:41.06
gav
3 million.

00:55:42.79
Chibbs
You think he's got issues? Dog?

00:55:44.35
gav
I reckon he's got real problems.

00:55:46.16
Chibbs
but

00:55:46.85
Mad Dog
um

00:55:47.54
gav
i don't think his dividends have been paid.

00:55:49.88
Chibbs
Oh, no. Maybe he was out collecting them. That's why he wasn't on the song.

00:55:53.04
gav
Maybe.

00:55:54.57
Mad Dog
I think this is a man that knows when and how to shut the fuck up.

00:55:59.81
Chibbs
Yeah, not wrong.

00:56:01.85
Mad Dog
So i'm going to say 18 Yeah. Yeah.

00:56:03.82
Chibbs
All right, not far off. He's worth $20 million.

00:56:06.13
Mad Dog
yeah

00:56:06.18
gav
Oh, shit.

00:56:06.31
Bevo
Okay.

00:56:07.18
Chibbs
and yes Yeah, he's he's worth $5 million more than Taboo.

00:56:07.28
Bevo
Right.

00:56:09.62
Chibbs
Taboo is the problem.

00:56:11.43
Bevo
Mmm. Mmm. Meh.

00:56:12.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:12.77
gav
ah

00:56:14.13
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah do You think they'd be cut? It's like, we were in Black Ops fucking way before Fergie, and Fergie's worth $45 million. dollars

00:56:20.52
gav
yeah that's you'd be filthy

00:56:21.13
Bevo
yeah

00:56:21.97
Chibbs
Yeah. Taboo and Apple the app, no solo careers, though. No cents.

00:56:25.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:56:25.56
gav
and

00:56:26.54
Chibbs
Not a cent.

00:56:26.83
Mad Dog
Still.

00:56:27.16
gav
he does acting work um taboo does um yeah yeah he was he's a weird looking dude um i think he was in the he was

00:56:29.89
Chibbs
Does he? He's a weird looking dude.

00:56:34.60
Mad Dog
Is he the Mexican looking one?

00:56:36.36
Chibbs
Yeah, with the long hair.

00:56:37.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:56:38.22
gav
I think he's... Is he not Philo? Is he a Philo?

00:56:40.19
Chibbs
Yeah, I think he is. Yeah.

00:56:41.45
gav
Yeah, I think he's Philo.

00:56:41.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:56:43.08
gav
But he fucking... um He was in the Street Fighter movie.

00:56:44.30
Bevo
Strong cheekbones.

00:56:45.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:48.97
Bevo
Was he

00:56:49.82
Chibbs
What's he? Is he M. Bison?

00:56:52.06
gav
No, he was Vega.

00:56:53.12
Bevo
Vega.

00:56:53.19
Mad Dog
Baker. Baker.

00:56:54.43
Bevo
No, that's that's not out yet.

00:56:56.68
Chibbs
What, the original one?

00:56:56.93
gav
It's from 2009.

00:56:57.32
Chibbs
The original one?

00:56:59.16
gav
It's from 2009.

00:57:00.49
Chibbs
There's no Street Fighter movie in 2009.

00:57:00.86
Bevo
no, no, no, there's not.

00:57:02.20
gav
He played the character Vega in the 2009 film Street Fighter, The Legend of Chun-Li.

00:57:06.13
Chibbs
Oh, my God. It must have been a fucking bad Tubi movie.

00:57:07.18
Bevo
Is that that, I reckon, I have a feeling that that might be an anime.

00:57:12.79
gav
Oh, maybe.

00:57:13.03
Chibbs
Oh, right. Okay.

00:57:15.39
gav
No, it's live action.

00:57:15.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:16.83
gav
I'm not fucking with you.

00:57:17.48
Chibbs
Oh, my God. It has to be on Tubi.

00:57:18.83
Bevo
Oh, wow.

00:57:20.00
Chibbs
It'll be on Tubi for sure.

00:57:20.07
Bevo
How did I miss that?

00:57:20.38
gav
It's fucking...

00:57:22.29
Chibbs
and look It must be so shit.

00:57:22.87
gav
It's seriously... Can we get together and watch it over fucking heaps of beers?

00:57:26.17
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, that's and that's that's another Patreon podcast.

00:57:28.69
Mad Dog
Heaps of bees.

00:57:31.48
Chibbs
us a lot Us live for watching Street Fighter, The Legend of Chun-Li.

00:57:31.56
gav
That might... Oh, fuck. That would be a...

00:57:37.47
Mad Dog
come

00:57:38.00
gav
I would watch the shit out of that, man.

00:57:38.84
Chibbs
ah yeah yeah, all right.

00:57:41.27
Bevo
How did I miss that?

00:57:41.45
Chibbs
Well, yeah. Yeah.

00:57:43.93
Bevo
Interesting.

00:57:44.01
Chibbs
Yeah. I don't know. I mean, ah aren't you don't you have, haven't you starred Taboo on IMDb? Like, so...

00:57:50.00
Bevo
Not time, eh?

00:57:51.55
gav
Okay.

00:57:51.70
Chibbs
Oh, interesting.

00:57:52.52
Bevo
not not this time ah

00:57:53.47
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Well, okay. Time to write this shit.

00:58:07.34
Chibbs
Okay, Ten, killed your wife? I don't know.

00:58:17.06
gav
but ah

00:58:18.64
Chibbs
She shut up shut up forever?

00:58:19.13
Mad Dog
Can...

00:58:21.91
gav
and Oh God, you're you're doing tender life for shutting your wife up forever.

00:58:26.08
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, for pushing it down the stairs. And um one is um the dividends were – it was good. yes Everything was up that year.

00:58:37.88
Chibbs
Good year for dividends. ah What do you give this out of 10, dog?

00:58:43.77
Mad Dog
Oh, okay. um Fuck.

00:58:47.08
Chibbs
You really rattle him when you go to him first.

00:58:49.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:58:49.27
gav
I love it when you do it.

00:58:50.36
Bevo
Maybe, yeah.

00:58:50.45
gav
It cracks me up every time. right.

00:58:52.39
Chibbs
yeah

00:58:55.27
gav
All

00:58:56.93
Mad Dog
um Look, I prefer to shut up most of the time. um Give me a crazy frog four.

00:59:06.05
Chibbs
ring a ding ding bam bam that's uh that's probably the best rating of black eyed peace songs ever got that you reckon yeah yeah gav

00:59:07.18
gav
right.

00:59:07.61
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:07.62
gav
all

00:59:11.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:12.04
gav
Yeah. Yeah. That's up there.

00:59:14.21
Bevo
maybe

00:59:14.37
gav
Yep.

00:59:14.89
Bevo
yeah

00:59:16.81
gav
um I was sorely tempted to give it a 10, but then I remembered it's every day, bro. And I just can't, I can't put them on the same level. So it's a, it's a, it's a nine only because of I've benchmarked.

00:59:26.21
Bevo
ah

00:59:31.27
Chibbs
Fair enough.

00:59:31.45
gav
It's a fucking piece of shit.

00:59:32.40
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

00:59:33.29
gav
yeah

00:59:33.66
Chibbs
Fair enough. Bevo?

00:59:35.31
Bevo
I got to say the first maybe minute I was like, this isn't as bad as I remember.

00:59:39.76
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's

00:59:41.54
Bevo
Melody's good. The, the rap's got a bit of like, you know, bit of weight to it. And then it really fucking falls off a cliff towards the end of the song.

00:59:51.51
Mad Dog
yet

00:59:51.70
Chibbs
In the fifth minute.

00:59:51.71
Bevo
And, um,

00:59:52.75
Chibbs
Oh, great.

00:59:53.17
Bevo
Yeah, too too many minutes. um I'm just going to read you about Street Fighter, The Legend of Chun-Li because I'm just reading about it.

00:59:59.22
gav
I'm so excited.

01:00:00.17
Bevo
Street Fighter, The Legend of Chun-Li was not pre-screened for critics. one On the review aggregator website Rotten Tomatoes, 3% of 61 critics' reviews are positive with an average rating of 2.4 out of 10.

01:00:09.87
Mad Dog
Wow.

01:00:12.27
gav
oh

01:00:12.87
Bevo
The website's consensus reads, the combination of a shallow plot and miscast performers renders Street Fighter, the Legend of Chun-Li a perfectly forgettable video game adaption

01:00:13.40
Mad Dog
Wow.

01:00:21.10
Bevo
It was ranked 44th in Rotten Tomatoes' 100 worst reviewed films of the 2000s.

01:00:26.87
gav
Oh.

01:00:27.38
Bevo
Metacritic would use as a weighted average assigned this film a score of 17 out of 100 based on 11 critics indicating overwhelming dislike.

01:00:32.95
gav
Oh.

01:00:37.82
Mad Dog
wow

01:00:37.89
Bevo
So, yeah.

01:00:38.39
gav
Overwhelming dislike.

01:00:39.80
Chibbs
Alright, we gotta watch that.

01:00:40.61
gav
That's fantastic.

01:00:40.64
Bevo
um I'll give it a 6 out of 10.

01:00:43.34
Chibbs
Okay, fair enough.

01:00:44.33
gav
Okay.

01:00:45.14
Chibbs
um i This is... Yeah. with Black Eyed Peas fucking suck. We've figured that out, okay?

01:00:53.86
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:00:54.54
gav
This is old old news.

01:00:54.77
Chibbs
ah have figure mean yeah We have figured that a out.

01:00:55.61
Bevo
No doubt.

01:00:58.51
Chibbs
The instrumental for this is really good. Like, if you just took the thing out, like fucking it sounds great.

01:01:01.65
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

01:01:03.91
gav
if they If they had shut up.

01:01:04.66
Bevo
For sure.

01:01:05.60
gav
If they had shut up.

01:01:05.75
Chibbs
If they'd shut up, it's it is really fucking good.

01:01:05.94
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:08.64
Chibbs
And the rapping, like Bevo said, the rapping is actually

01:01:09.37
gav
Hmm.

01:01:11.84
Chibbs
good For the Black Eyed Peas. like

01:01:14.12
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:15.04
gav
Hmm.

01:01:15.10
Chibbs
Sorry, can I just point in out, Bridging the Gap by the Black Eyed Peas, the album before Fergie joined, is fucking great. Like, it's an actual rap album that's really good.

01:01:23.58
gav
yeah

01:01:27.03
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:28.03
Chibbs
When Fergie joined they went, we're just going to make mindless pop songs.

01:01:31.97
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:32.26
Chibbs
It was shit.

01:01:33.63
Bevo
I feel like William, William, William, hang on

01:01:35.61
Chibbs
William.

01:01:35.98
gav
Willie, Willie, William, I am.

01:01:39.40
Bevo
um He knows how to make annoying things catchy.

01:01:43.27
Chibbs
Yes.

01:01:43.58
Bevo
And you can see you can see on his face the whole time. He's like, I can't believe people are falling for this still.

01:01:47.82
Chibbs
Yeah, it's a smirk.

01:01:47.90
Mad Dog
yeah

01:01:48.28
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

01:01:48.27
Bevo
He's just got that expression on his face all the time.

01:01:49.74
Chibbs
It's a smirk. Yeah. There's private eyes out there. He doesn't care.

01:01:53.85
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:54.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:01:54.52
gav
Ha ha ha.

01:01:55.70
Chibbs
um And Fergie's got a fucking, ah she does have a really good voice, even with the stupid fucking Britney Spears, like pronunciation of words is is so fucking stupid.

01:02:05.08
Bevo
Lay day.

01:02:07.26
Chibbs
And and it really it really dates it.

01:02:08.06
gav
ah

01:02:10.24
Bevo
Yeah.

01:02:10.89
Chibbs
But I am going to join Doggy and give it a Crazy Frog 4 well.

01:02:11.27
gav
All

01:02:15.89
Chibbs
as well

01:02:16.37
Mad Dog
Hmm, okay.

01:02:16.75
Bevo
Fair enough.

01:02:18.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:02:18.36
Bevo
Either side of the fence.

01:02:19.68
Chibbs
Yeah, that's it.

01:02:20.31
Mad Dog
that

01:02:20.59
gav
right. All right.

01:02:22.05
Chibbs
Everyone, shut the fuck up. so

01:02:24.25
gav
Fuck yeah.

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