Waking Up In Vegas - Katy Perry

Pitchfork Review – Katy Perry: Waking Up in Vegas
Score: 7.9 (Best New Hangover)

If Hunter S. Thompson had written Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas as a sugar-coated rom-com, Waking Up in Vegas would be the soundtrack. Katy Perry delivers a glitter-fuelled ode to bad decisions, late-stage capitalism, and the kind of hangover that makes you question both your life choices and whether you’re wearing someone else’s pants.

The production is a strange hybrid of ‘80s arena rock bombast and Disney Channel pep rally — Max Martin and co. essentially weaponise cymbal crashes and four-on-the-floor drums until you feel like you’ve just mainlined a slot machine jackpot. Perry’s vocals bounce between faux-indignant girlfriend and motivational speaker who’s had three vodka Red Bulls for breakfast.

Lyrically, it’s a manifesto for the YOLO generation before YOLO was a thing. Lines like "Why are these lights so bright?” and "That’s what you get for waking up in Vegas" feel less like pop hooks and more like your friend’s drunken Instagram captions from 2010. This is not a song about Vegas so much as it’s a song about waking up anywhere with glitter in your teeth and an inexplicable hotel charge.

When Perry shouts “Shut up and put your money where your mouth is”, it’s not just a chorus — it’s a philosophy. The song is basically a musical dare, telling you to make the bad choice, own the bad choice, and then write a three-minute pop banger about it.

By the end, you’re not sure if you’ve listened to a breakup song, a pro-gambling PSA, or a piece of subtle anti-tourism propaganda from the Nevada Health Department. But like a $4.99 all-you-can-eat shrimp buffet, it’s cheap, loud, and will haunt you for days.

Verdict: The perfect soundtrack to putting $50 on black at 3am, losing, and telling yourself it was “part of the experience.”

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Transcript

01:01.19
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast. We talk about songs so bad it makes you want to lose your house, your shirt, and your dignity to a lone shark at 4 a.m. in the morning.

01:15.18
Bevo
That's what happens in this.

01:15.29
Mad Dog
Okay.

01:16.89
Bevo
And then head for space.

01:18.66
Chibbs
then go to space where they'll never catch me.

01:22.23
Mad Dog
Been there, done that.

01:23.35
Bevo
bring back my cred.

01:23.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:24.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:25.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:27.05
Chibbs
All right. el One of our fucking favorites is back for the last episode of Shut Up Month. We are doing Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry.

02:01.74
Bevo
you

02:03.43
Chibbs
Yep.

02:04.83
Bevo
Yep. Katy Perry has more than one song about like fucking bipolar disorder type shit.

02:05.59
Chibbs
Yep.

02:11.02
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. oh so umman I don't know how many Katy Perry songs we've done there, but

02:16.77
Bevo
I need to find out if we've done more Katy or more Black Eyed Peas. I feel like they're the two top.

02:19.79
Chibbs
yeah, that would be, yeah, they'd have to at the top for sure. Pink would be up there.

02:24.44
Bevo
Yeah, we need to do some more pink. I think she's she' overdue.

02:28.30
Chibbs
Overture for some pink. Bevo's

02:30.93
Bevo
That's me.

02:32.08
Chibbs
Mad Dog's here.

02:33.26
Mad Dog
Woohoo!

02:35.39
Chibbs
And this is the last episode of Shut Up Month. Everyone's enjoyed it.

02:39.14
Bevo
It's been a, it's been a month.

02:41.01
Chibbs
Everyone's been quiet.

02:44.21
Chibbs
Not running their mouth.

02:45.20
Bevo
yeah No comments. Just what we wanted.

02:48.81
Chibbs
Just what we wanted. Okay. Now, this... Look, Shut Up isn't in the title.

02:55.75
Bevo
Yeah. it turns out there's not as many shut up songs as we thought.

02:59.64
Chibbs
We were really scraping once we...

03:01.32
Bevo
Yeah, because I remember you saying before we did we announced the month, you're like, there's so many. could do to what We could do two two a week.

03:06.51
Chibbs
Yeah, well, did, you know. and Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:10.85
Bevo
And then it turned into, let's bring out some old episodes that already we did that had shut up in the title.

03:15.21
Chibbs
Well, that was, yeah. Yeah. Well, we'd already used some A-grade materials.

03:20.02
Bevo
Yeah, we just didn't think we'd be this far in, did we?

03:22.59
Chibbs
No, that's right.

03:22.68
Bevo
Yeah.

03:23.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay, here we go. Katie, lyrics. First one. You gotta help me out. It's all a blur last night. We need a taxi. Because you're hungover and I'm broke.

03:35.84
Chibbs
I lost my ah fake ID. But you lost the motel key. Spare me your freaking dirty looks now. Don't blame me.

03:47.23
Bevo
Okay. That's concerning. Fake ID. How young is she?

03:50.60
Chibbs
How young is she?

03:52.50
Bevo
are we Is it like Trump young or just not 21?

03:55.67
Chibbs
Well...

03:56.88
Mad Dog
So we're in Vegas. It's, well, you're 18.

04:01.44
Chibbs
I mean, I watched the video, though.

04:02.48
Mad Dog
I think you're 18. Okay.

04:04.55
Chibbs
She looks 32. So, I mean, it would have been would it been real easy to get away without the fake ID, I would imagine. So, yeah.

04:12.12
Bevo
Yeah, i'm gonna I'm going to err on the side of, like, give it the benefit of the doubt and say she's maybe like 20. Yes,

04:19.20
Chibbs
Okay.

04:19.79
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay. Although we've been conditioned through Hollywood to assume American teenagers all look 32.

04:29.70
Chibbs
That's true, yeah.

04:30.13
Bevo
yes yeah, it's true, yeah.

04:31.26
Chibbs
It's like, yeah, if it's just based on the OC, One Tree Hill, like anything like that, it's like, Grease.

04:36.21
Bevo
Grease. Okay.

04:36.65
Mad Dog
yeah which just Yeah, we yeah,

04:38.99
Chibbs
Kaniki was 57 years old.

04:42.29
Mad Dog
wait we need a believable 16-year-old.

04:45.41
Bevo
yeah

04:45.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:46.17
Mad Dog
Okay, yeah,

04:46.86
Bevo
Rizzo. 76.

04:48.37
Chibbs
Yeah, Rizzo was 76. Yeah.

04:51.08
Mad Dog
yeah let's audition a bunch of 35-year-olds. Yeah.

04:57.57
Bevo
yeah

04:59.15
Chibbs
Fucking hell. but

05:04.82
Chibbs
Beauty school dropout.

05:05.28
Bevo
but it's

05:05.86
Chibbs
Beauty school drop dead.

05:06.17
Bevo
yeah

05:14.02
Chibbs
yeah. Like, so, okay. She needs help. Everything's a blur. need a taxi because she hung over and got no money. Who is she, like, pleading to?

05:25.15
Mad Dog
Hang on.

05:25.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:26.18
Mad Dog
Hang on a second.

05:27.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:29.44
Mad Dog
If you're... say and So, as someone speaking from experience...

05:35.25
Bevo
Right now.

05:37.97
Mad Dog
Yeah. If you're hungover... So, does that mean you're hungover from the previous day?

05:46.82
Chibbs
um what is

05:47.16
Mad Dog
So...

05:47.75
Chibbs
I'm hungover, what does that mean? You're drunk? I was drunk yesterday.

05:50.30
Bevo
No. Yesterday.

05:51.99
Mad Dog
Okay, so so say this is like a Saturday night, Sunday morning.

05:57.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:59.08
Mad Dog
That means that you've been fucked up on the Friday night and you're – yeah, okay, so you've – and if you've drunk through it, you're no longer hung over.

06:04.13
Chibbs
Sure. Because you're hungover on Saturday.

06:16.08
Mad Dog
You've topped up the levels. Yeah.

06:17.83
Chibbs
Right, okay. Yeah.

06:18.59
Bevo
hair of the dog.

06:19.29
Mad Dog
So, yeah, exactly.

06:20.03
Chibbs
Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

06:20.74
Mad Dog
So this poor this poor fucker is just like, just kind of like fucking stuck it out, just feeling like shit the whole day.

06:33.22
Chibbs
what What's...

06:34.00
Bevo
I want to know, sorry.

06:35.44
Chibbs
um want to know what's what is worth losing your fake ID or the motel key?

06:39.67
Bevo
The motel key. this is what was going to say.

06:40.91
Chibbs
Motel key, 100%.

06:41.24
Bevo
It's like, where, where are they?

06:42.36
Mad Dog
No, the worst is being hung over.

06:43.94
Bevo
Where are they sleeping?

06:44.22
Mad Dog
I'm sorry.

06:46.72
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, well, I mean, they're they're meant to be sleeping in a motel.

06:52.38
Bevo
Are they in the hallway of the motel?

06:53.50
Chibbs
like can't get They can't get in.

06:53.61
Mad Dog
yeah

06:55.90
Mad Dog
If I'm hungover and im you know I'm following around this stupid person losing her fucking fake ID, her motel key, and all I want to do is go to bed, you better believe I'm giving you a dirty look.

07:11.28
Bevo
the That's the least of the things I'm giving you.

07:13.78
Chibbs
Yeah, all would I would imagine a simple a simple explanation at reception could probably get you another key.

07:18.48
Mad Dog
It's fucking bedtime.

07:22.97
Chibbs
You probably have to pay a small fee, key replacement.

07:23.65
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. yeah and that rhymes with motel key, so would it would fit right in.

07:28.18
Chibbs
it though You put that in there. You lost the key.

07:30.60
Bevo
and lost my fake id You lost the motel key.

07:30.72
Mad Dog
hey

07:31.83
Chibbs
Don't worry. just like, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. I'll pay the small key replacement fee. Yeah.

07:38.24
Mad Dog
I might just go lay down by the bay. What do you say?

07:43.16
Chibbs
Dirty looks now. Don't blame me. I i paid the key replacement fee.

07:49.63
Chibbs
It writes itself. Let's rewrite this with just the rational person on the other side. them go. I fucking lost my finger. I don't know where the key is. It's all right.

08:00.44
Chibbs
Look, it's $15. I'll just pay the $15.

08:01.44
Bevo
yeah ah third got A third very rational guy.

08:02.56
Chibbs
I'll pay $15 to get the key.

08:02.56
Mad Dog
yeah and it's It's fine.

08:06.77
Bevo
We need a taxi because you're hungover and I'm broke and the other guy's fine, so he'll probably make the call and pay for it.

08:07.06
Chibbs
I'll get you into your room.

08:07.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:10.30
Mad Dog
a And I just want to go the fuck to bed. Yeah.

08:15.28
Chibbs
its

08:16.21
Mad Dog
Hungover as fuck.

08:18.19
Chibbs
The pre-chorus goes, you want to cash out and get the hell out of town. Don't be a baby. Remember what you told me. That's good.

08:29.39
Bevo
think it's a very smart move, cashing out and getting any out of town.

08:31.09
Chibbs
Yeah. um Okay. So the dude that's, is he's lost the motel key and he's like, look, we're we're done here.

08:33.47
Mad Dog
This is where things get sensible.

08:42.08
Chibbs
We're done. Like, you can't get in anywhere.

08:45.03
Bevo
Yeah.

08:45.11
Chibbs
We can't get into a casino anymore.

08:46.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:46.52
Bevo
I've also just found out that your ID was fake.

08:46.82
Mad Dog
it yeah

08:46.97
Chibbs
We can't also, we can't go to sleep. Yeah, yeah.

08:49.02
Bevo
You've been you've deceived me

08:50.84
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

08:51.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:51.76
Chibbs
So yeah, that's a worry.

08:52.26
Mad Dog
You're right, Zane. Come on.

08:54.72
Chibbs
um I feel like it's best just to, just get out of town let's get out of town let's drive drive back home and then they're just like don't be a baby it's like well a baby wouldn't be wanting to party in a casino like i if anything it's like

08:59.48
Bevo
Yeah.

08:59.61
Mad Dog
Hmm.

09:00.11
Bevo
Yeah.

09:01.78
Mad Dog
You coked out of your mind.

09:09.90
Bevo
Yeah. Sleep under one of the machines.

09:14.39
Chibbs
yeah the soothing sound of a feature that just let soothes you to sleep yeah

09:21.53
Mad Dog
This guy's peeing out.

09:26.90
Chibbs
The chorus goes, shut up and put your money where your mouth is. That's what you get for waking up in Vegas. Get up and shake the glitter off your clothes now.

09:38.84
Chibbs
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas. I've

09:42.13
Mad Dog
That is the worst way.

09:42.36
Bevo
Have you guys been to Vegas?

09:44.18
Mad Dog
Yes.

09:44.37
Chibbs
been to Vegas bunch times.

09:45.49
Bevo
I've been, yeah, I've been to Vegas.

09:45.76
Mad Dog
Several times.

09:46.81
Bevo
Yeah.

09:47.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:47.62
Bevo
I, um, I hated it. I had a terrible time. No, I won't say I had a terrible time. I just didn't, I didn't get into all the Vegas-y part of it.

09:56.46
Chibbs
It's the most depressing place in the world during the day, and it's entertaining at night.

09:56.77
Bevo
So,

09:59.40
Mad Dog
Yes.

09:59.96
Bevo
yeah

10:02.98
Mad Dog
We'll see on...

10:04.47
Bevo
know what favorite part was? Was the um the person in like the Sylvester the Cat costume, homeless, just like passed out on the side of the road.

10:12.64
Chibbs
but My favourite part.

10:14.25
Bevo
That was my favorite part.

10:14.65
Mad Dog
My favorite part.

10:15.90
Bevo
And then like, you know, those guys give out those little cars that have the prostitutes on them.

10:18.70
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:20.07
Mad Dog
Yeah, oh, the car.

10:20.37
Bevo
And um yeah, yeah.

10:21.07
Mad Dog
And they they flick them at you?

10:22.30
Chibbs
They flick them.

10:23.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:23.48
Bevo
And we collected them and then we went for dinner and we'd play like her or her.

10:28.10
Mad Dog
Ah.

10:28.22
Bevo
And until you got to the best one.

10:30.07
Chibbs
That sounds like you had a good time.

10:31.95
Bevo
Yeah, okay. I guess I did.

10:33.57
Mad Dog
Well...

10:33.69
Bevo
I saw a really bad Beatles cover band.

10:34.02
Chibbs
Oh, that's fun for you.

10:35.36
Bevo
That really soured my experience. And at the end, they all stood at the door and shook hands with all the people that paid to see them, and I refused.

10:41.97
Chibbs
on your hand.

10:43.47
Mad Dog
Yeah, just like

10:43.81
Chibbs
Yeah. he spat on your hand

10:47.98
Mad Dog
ah spat next to the leg of the drummer.

10:49.89
Bevo
Fuck you, not George Harrison.

10:51.78
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm a bit of a gambler, so i am

10:56.84
Bevo
Yeah, I didn't i didn't do it once.

10:58.73
Mad Dog
yeah so I didn't mind kind of sitting around the blackjack table and talking shit to the Americans and, you know.

11:06.06
Bevo
Yeah.

11:06.48
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing. I feel too, um like, yeah, but too self-conscious to go gamble and not know what the fuck I'm doing.

11:13.88
Bevo
yeah I also remember seeing all the, um there was like a ah show in one of the casinos that was just impersonators. There was Beyonce and Michael Jackson and um other stuff like that.

11:24.39
Bevo
And the Michael Jackson came up to the mic and he goes, yes, i this is my real voice.

11:26.81
Chibbs
molested you.

11:29.04
Bevo
And he said, it's exactly like Michael.

11:33.27
Bevo
And um I just imagined

11:33.55
Mad Dog
i'm not even ki I'm not even kidding.

11:34.05
Chibbs
just...

11:35.46
Mad Dog
This is my real voice.

11:36.82
Bevo
pretty much.

11:36.92
Mad Dog
I'm

11:37.18
Bevo
And I just imagined him going home at the end of the day and just like not turning Michael Jackson off.

11:37.32
Chibbs
Sounds like he a great time.

11:41.02
Mad Dog
sorry.

11:44.99
Mad Dog
Charlene, can you make me some pancakes?

11:48.82
Chibbs
What is so, like, what is this, like, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas when it's like, shut up and put your money where your mouth is.

11:53.45
Bevo
Yeah.

11:55.80
Chibbs
It's like,

11:57.12
Bevo
It's vengeful, isn't it?

11:58.25
Chibbs
What do you mean? He's broke. You just said you're broke.

12:01.09
Bevo
You're gloating.

12:01.26
Chibbs
What do you mean?

12:02.02
Bevo
Yeah.

12:02.74
Chibbs
So, and then the whole, like, shake the glitter off clothes.

12:02.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:05.37
Chibbs
Well, that's what you get for waking up in Vegas. Glitter everywhere? is there glitter everywhere?

12:09.73
Bevo
I didn't get any glitter. I didn't get any glitter on in Vegas.

12:11.30
Mad Dog
Okay.

12:12.36
Chibbs
Oh, no glitter on me.

12:12.50
Mad Dog
What?

12:13.65
Bevo
um Actually, I'm going to keep telling stories of Vegas. We stayed in a hotel that had um memorabilia from a movie in each room. Guess which movie we got.

12:25.93
Chibbs
ah Dunstan checks in.

12:28.48
Bevo
Running Man.

12:30.00
Chibbs
Oh, fuck yeah.

12:31.86
Bevo
I've never seen it.

12:33.45
Chibbs
ah um Actually, ah just read that book a couple of weeks ago and Jazz is reading it now, Running Man. It's Stephen King book.

12:39.27
Bevo
Yeah. No, it's him.

12:40.94
Chibbs
And it's come these it's got Arnold Schwarzer in it, the original, but they've just a new version of it's coming out in a couple of months.

12:45.07
Bevo
Hmm.

12:48.17
Bevo
Is worth a watch?

12:49.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:49.53
Bevo
Maybe I should finally watch it

12:50.94
Chibbs
I've never watched it. I've read the book, but I'm waiting for the new one that comes out in a couple of – soon.

12:52.14
Bevo
um okay. Right. It's just the man that's like always running everywhere.

12:58.33
Chibbs
It's a – it's ah like ah yeah, I guess dystopian future, and there's a TV show where people have to sign up and they get hunted –

12:58.33
Bevo
Chapter one.

13:14.38
Bevo
Oh, it's it's like Hunger Games-y kind of, isn't it?

13:15.42
Chibbs
By people. It's like Hunger Games, but yeah it's yeah, Stephen King wrote it in the fucking 80s.

13:17.02
Bevo
like Yeah, yeah.

13:22.17
Bevo
You know who else we saw in Vegas while I'm telling Vegas stories? ah Human Nature.

13:26.67
Chibbs
Shrek?

13:27.93
Bevo
We went all the way to the United States of America to see the Australian band Human Nature.

13:28.12
Chibbs
Oh, yeah!

13:28.26
Mad Dog
Oh, they were stalwarts of...

13:32.60
Chibbs
ah They were there for...

13:32.90
Mad Dog
I think they still are stalwarts of Vegas.

13:33.90
Chibbs
I think they still are there. They've been there forever, making a tonne.

13:35.47
Bevo
Yeah.

13:37.57
Mad Dog
you You guys have such wholesome stories of Vegas.

13:42.38
Bevo
ah that's That was my problem.

13:42.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:42.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:43.79
Chibbs
I walked all the way from the Spire Hotel, which is at one end the strip to the other, to New York, New York to go on the roller coaster that's on top of New York, New York, because it's primarily hectic.

13:53.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:54.73
Chibbs
And I walked all the way there. It took forever. And then it was um closed for maintenance.

14:00.16
Bevo
no Yeah, I missed that.

14:02.39
Mad Dog
um

14:03.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:04.29
Mad Dog
yeah We went on, so, well, I didn't go, but all my mates went, so my mate went, had his bucks in Vegas.

14:15.49
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.

14:16.72
Mad Dog
Yeah, so a bunch of the guys went and the first night they lost one of the dudes. Like he just, yeah, it was it was literally hangover.

14:26.26
Chibbs
That's a movie. That's called The Hangover.

14:29.13
Bevo
It's called Waking Up in Vegas by Katy Perry.

14:30.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:32.02
Bevo
Wow.

14:32.11
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, and um and it ended up they got so worried that they called around the hospital. He was in fucking hospital.

14:41.93
Chibbs
Oh, Jesus. I found him.

14:43.86
Mad Dog
They found him getting his stomach pumped.

14:46.73
Chibbs
Oh, he'd gone hard.

14:48.56
Mad Dog
Too hard, too early. Straight, yeah. so this is

14:52.25
Chibbs
That's what you get for waking up in Vegas.

14:52.73
Mad Dog
yeah

14:56.38
Mad Dog
So, um yeah, that's the Western Sydney boys.

14:56.81
Bevo
Stomach pumped.

15:00.64
Mad Dog
Shout out.

15:01.05
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, there you All right.

15:02.22
Bevo
You're right.

15:03.07
Chibbs
St Mary's.

15:04.19
Mad Dog
St Mary's.

15:04.31
Bevo
Cool.

15:05.05
Mad Dog
St Mary's Soccer Club.

15:05.22
Chibbs
Man. There you go. Verse 2. Why are these lights so bright? Did we get hitched last night? Dressed up like Elvis?

15:15.71
Chibbs
Why am I wearing your class ring? This whole song is confusion.

15:23.72
Mad Dog
Okay. This is the most annoying person. If you're waking up fucked up,

15:30.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:31.04
Mad Dog
This is the last thing you want to be hearing.

15:31.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:35.78
Mad Dog
Like, you're fucked.

15:35.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:37.48
Mad Dog
Why are these lights so bright? Are we married?

15:39.27
Bevo
Hmm.

15:41.19
Chibbs
Just so many questions.

15:41.48
Mad Dog
Why? Yeah.

15:42.99
Chibbs
You don't want that many questions.

15:44.88
Mad Dog
No, just.

15:45.03
Chibbs
if you

15:45.60
Mad Dog
ah

15:46.72
Chibbs
the The biggest kryptonite to a hangover is questions.

15:52.29
Mad Dog
Yeah, just talk, talking in general. Just, yeah, yeah.

15:56.28
Chibbs
But questions, my God. Like, you can talk at me. do You don't want anything from me. don't Don't want me involved in the conversation.

16:02.42
Mad Dog
No.

16:04.88
Mad Dog
No response.

16:04.97
Chibbs
Questions? Why are you asking questions?

16:06.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:07.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:08.33
Bevo
I like the line, it's dressed up like Elvis, which like in your mind's eye, you picture the minister as Elvis, but that's not what she's saying.

16:16.02
Chibbs
No, she said she is dressed.

16:16.76
Mad Dog
Yes.

16:17.04
Bevo
She's dressed up like Elvis.

16:19.78
Chibbs
I hope it's the full karate era.

16:21.94
Bevo
Yeah.

16:24.88
Mad Dog
Old mates got like, yeah, got the jumpsuit on. Just fucking...

16:29.01
Chibbs
Jumpsuit fucking doing kung fu and shit.

16:29.03
Bevo
yeah

16:32.21
Chibbs
Oh, oh, oh, sweaty, sweaty, yeah, sweaty, fat Elvis that was, like, taking pot shots at his girlfriend that was trying to leave his house with his rifle.

16:33.53
Mad Dog
oh Yeah.

16:44.99
Mad Dog
dishish

16:48.67
Bevo
shooting his

16:49.65
Chibbs
It's just like, he's just there with a rifle. She's like, are you dressed as Elvis?

16:56.32
Chibbs
ah Anyone with a rifle is Elvis. um The pre-chorus, don't call your mother because now we're partners in crime.

17:08.62
Chibbs
Don't be a baby. Remember what you told me. Okay, so she's...

17:13.64
Bevo
So he's saying, shut up and put your money where your mouth is. So, okay.

17:17.08
Chibbs
Right.

17:17.48
Bevo
All right. Let's, I'm putting this story together. Now they've gotten married.

17:19.94
Chibbs
Okay.

17:21.53
Bevo
They've gotten married and she's like, what the fuck? And he's like, shut up and put your money where your mouth is.

17:24.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:28.91
Chibbs
you want You were good enough to get married to me last night.

17:29.92
Bevo
That is what you get. Yeah. That's what you fucking get.

17:36.19
Chibbs
Partners in crime makes it seem like they've either done some sort of heist and or hit and run.

17:42.86
Bevo
Or partners in life, really.

17:44.96
Chibbs
Well, they are partners in life, but partners in crime?

17:46.24
Bevo
Partners in matrimony.

17:48.40
Chibbs
Partners in crime, I'm going um'm going like KO'd just like homeless person something.

17:53.43
Bevo
count Counting cards, as a rain man.

17:55.73
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

17:58.94
Chibbs
chaode just like ah homeless person or something like

18:04.23
Mad Dog
It's spiralling really quickly because it just started out as, oh, maybe I'm a bit underage, I've got a fake ID, and now we're on the run from the law.

18:11.51
Chibbs
yeah

18:15.12
Chibbs
they on the run from the law. Yeah.

18:16.96
Mad Dog
Yeah, like Thelma and Louise kind of shit.

18:17.98
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

18:21.95
Bevo
yeah

18:22.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:23.05
Chibbs
They knock another chorus out. Then gets to the bridge. The bridge goes... You got me into this. Information overload. Situation lost control.

18:34.09
Chibbs
Send out an SOS. Oh, ha!

18:37.44
Mad Dog
so

18:38.51
Chibbs
And get some cash out. Oh, we're going to tear up the town. Oh, no, don't be a baby. Remember what you told me

18:50.54
Bevo
Do the break as well.

18:50.87
Mad Dog
She can't make her mind up. Are are they leaving are they going back?

18:55.20
Bevo
Well, yeah, she's how she's like, she's got a second wind.

18:58.24
Chibbs
she turned into She turned into a computer at some point.

18:58.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:01.77
Chibbs
It was like, information overload.

19:02.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:06.58
Mad Dog
I'm telling you, that Queen of the Nile, it's going to pay out.

19:06.89
Bevo
and

19:10.32
Mad Dog
We're going back.

19:10.41
Bevo
Get some cash out. That's such a funny, like.

19:12.59
Chibbs
where's the gold?

19:13.22
Mad Dog
Yee-haw!

19:13.67
Chibbs
Yee-haw!

19:17.52
Mad Dog
When we get the feature, always pick Findo.

19:21.41
Chibbs
Who are they sending the SOS out to, exactly?

19:25.03
Bevo
Yeah, I don't know.

19:26.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:27.38
Mad Dog
Not to mum.

19:28.52
Bevo
Get some cash out.

19:28.83
Chibbs
Also, get some cash out.

19:29.73
Bevo
It sounds very Australian, doesn't it?

19:31.96
Chibbs
It does.

19:32.13
Bevo
Get some cash out.

19:33.20
Chibbs
Just get some cash out. But it's like, you said you said you were so broke you couldn't get a taxi back to the hotel, and now you're saying you can just go get cash out?

19:34.12
Mad Dog
Go to the fucking ATM.

19:41.01
Bevo
no No, no, no, no, no. He's broke. She's. No, sorry. He's hung over. You're broke. Or she's broke.

19:47.60
Chibbs
Okay.

19:47.86
Bevo
Okay, so hey hey he's got cash.

19:48.24
Mad Dog
It sounds horrible.

19:48.41
Chibbs
So he's got cash.

19:50.19
Mad Dog
He's but hungover as fuck.

19:50.33
Bevo
Yeah.

19:53.08
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

19:53.37
Mad Dog
wait Waking up dressed like Elvis.

19:56.28
Bevo
Yeah.

19:57.05
Chibbs
Yeah, not good.

19:57.48
Mad Dog
And she's demanding get cash out?

20:01.15
Chibbs
And then she kept saying, remember what you told me.

20:01.61
Bevo
it's...

20:03.55
Chibbs
Remember what you told me, told me, told me. oh yeah.

20:09.05
Bevo
codependent, isn't it?

20:10.35
Chibbs
It is very much so. Very unhealthy.

20:11.96
Bevo
is These are addicts.

20:14.71
Chibbs
Yeah, this is scum. Yeah.

20:18.18
Mad Dog
Vegas can get out of control. I'll give them that.

20:20.79
Chibbs
Yeah. I mean, I've seen CSI and a lot of crime. lot crime in Vegas.

20:26.06
Mad Dog
A lot of crime.

20:29.39
Chibbs
um Another chorus.

20:31.34
Bevo
I've seen Sister Act 2. No, that's Sister Act 1.

20:34.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:34.82
Bevo
Sorry.

20:35.70
Chibbs
Just that one, they end up in Vegas.

20:35.71
Bevo
That's Reno. That's Reno.

20:36.65
Mad Dog
One.

20:37.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:38.54
Bevo
Is that in Vegas?

20:39.15
Chibbs
That's Reno.

20:39.26
Bevo
or Is Reno different?

20:40.12
Chibbs
Reno. Yeah.

20:40.73
Mad Dog
No, it's not.

20:41.88
Chibbs
It's not Vegas.

20:42.01
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's a different city.

20:43.82
Chibbs
Different, different city.

20:44.02
Mad Dog
Different city.

20:44.75
Chibbs
Yeah. um They smash a chorus out. The outro goes, that's what you get, baby. Shake the glitter. Shake, shake, shake the glitter. Give me some cash out, baby.

20:55.99
Chibbs
Give me some cash out, baby.

20:59.02
Mad Dog
Good grief.

20:59.91
Chibbs
That doesn't make sense.

21:02.27
Bevo
Maybe it's give me some cash out baby.

21:05.23
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, maybe. Maybe, baby.

21:07.57
Bevo
don't know.

21:07.93
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know.

21:10.35
Bevo
I'm scraping.

21:12.03
Chibbs
Now they're shaking the glitter. There's a lot of glitter, apparently, in Vegas. I don't remember there being glitter anywhere. A lot of guns. Remember that? It's a lot of places to go shoot guns.

21:24.44
Chibbs
It was released on the 21st of April 2009. That is 2,777 days after the towers fell. It's written by katie Perry, Desmond Child, and Andreas Carlson.

21:39.24
Bevo
Desmond Child's a good get.

21:41.30
Chibbs
Yeah, not wrong at all. Perry.

21:43.49
Mad Dog
Oh, you know Desi?

21:46.02
Bevo
Yeah.

21:46.12
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

21:47.33
Bevo
One of my favorite albums is Aerosmith's Pump and that's all Desmond.

21:50.98
Chibbs
Yeah, Desmond's... hey see ah He's written written a lot of hits.

21:53.26
Mad Dog
Oh, he's the real deal.

21:54.45
Bevo
you

21:54.66
Mad Dog
All right.

21:55.09
Bevo
Yeah, heaps of hits, yeah.

21:57.07
Chibbs
um

21:57.28
Mad Dog
Okay. Okay.

21:58.20
Chibbs
Katy Perry once released a Christian rock album under her real name, Katy Hudson.

21:58.17
Bevo
Heaps of Bon Jovi and stuff.

22:03.00
Chibbs
It bombed so hard that they pulled it from stores.

22:06.35
Bevo
Ooh, wow.

22:06.99
Chibbs
Yeah, Desmond Child also co-wrote Living on a Prayer.

22:10.50
Bevo
Yeah.

22:11.29
Chibbs
yeah and he's helped dozens of rock songs. Yeah, right.

22:14.45
Bevo
Yeah.

22:14.78
Chibbs
Fucking huge hits. Andreas Carlsen, this is when you go, well, if it's Katy Perry, she must have some fucking Scandinavian fuckwit involved. So, yeah here he is, Andreas Carlsen.

22:28.18
Chibbs
um He was in a Swedish boy band and co-wrote songs for the Backstreet Boys and NSYNC. they Yeah, there you

22:34.77
Bevo
Yep.

22:35.57
Chibbs
She always has a Scandinavian involved, doesn't she?

22:38.31
Bevo
Mm.

22:38.73
Chibbs
It's always like a Max Martin or ah not an I know, someone. some some

22:42.89
Bevo
Did you see the quote, the the Desmond Child quote? Have you got that in your notes there?

22:46.39
Chibbs
No, what's that?

22:47.40
Bevo
Can I read it?

22:48.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:48.48
Bevo
At the time, Alanis Morissette was a strong inspiration for Katie. That drew us to compose a dark and brooding rock ballad called My Last Cry. Katie, though, was anything but dark and brooding. She was lighthearted and high-spirited.

23:01.05
Bevo
Why are we writing all this angry stuff, I asked her. You aren't angry. You're fun. You should be singing about the way you are. Let's write a song about you and your gay best friend hitting Vegas and losing all your money.

23:14.04
Chibbs
Right, yeah, there you go. Okay.

23:17.34
Bevo
So maybe she married her gay best friend in the the narrative of the song.

23:19.02
Chibbs
Mate, she must married a gay best friend. Yeah.

23:22.87
Mad Dog
That's fine.

23:24.54
Chibbs
Waking Up in Vegas was the fourth single from...

23:26.56
Bevo
What do you call that when it's like, what they call the, it's like a sham marriage and there's a name for it.

23:27.95
Chibbs
Oh,

23:33.21
Bevo
It's like a lavender marriage or something like that.

23:35.63
Chibbs
is it? Yeah!

23:36.99
Bevo
Yeah, I think that's what it is.

23:37.91
Mad Dog
I should know this, but...

23:41.00
Chibbs
Yeah, this was the fourth single from one of the boys' albums, but it was the one that finally cracked the top ten in multiple countries. um ah There was so much bullshit in here. It's like, well, it's loosely based on a real trip I took to Vegas. It's like, no, it's not.

23:57.66
Chibbs
You sat in a room with a songwriter.

23:58.08
Bevo
She, yeah, she mentioned that she like got fake married as a, as a prank as well.

24:03.00
Chibbs
Mate, seems like label bullshit to me. um yeah ah ah yes and was used Yeah, the song was used in American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, and multiple reality TV shows.

24:18.74
Chibbs
It was always done over like regret montages. It gets used for it. Yeah. And apparently was rejected by label initially, um but then Hot and Cold became a huge success.

24:32.86
Chibbs
So they greenlit more stuff.

24:33.24
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

24:36.47
Bevo
Hmm.

24:37.34
Chibbs
It's produced by Greg Wells. um Greg Wells produced Apologize by OneRepublic. and has worked with Adele and 21 Pilots.

24:45.21
Mad Dog
but Okay.

24:47.26
Chibbs
He played most of the instruments on the track himself. um

24:51.94
Bevo
Yeah, cool.

24:52.59
Chibbs
And apparently the mix was intentionally made to sound plastic and polished to contrast with the song's chaotic theme. Meh.

25:01.47
Bevo
Okay. Yep.

25:02.32
Chibbs
Sure. Cool. ah Video, Bevo?

25:05.89
Bevo
Yes, Mad Dog. Hit it.

25:07.22
Chibbs
All right. This

25:08.97
Mad Dog
Shut up!

25:11.05
Chibbs
is...

25:21.02
Bevo
Bevo. Bevo.

25:23.26
Mad Dog
Bye-bye.

25:23.50
Bevo
with That's me. I'm back, baby. It's actually easier to do when you've had some time off.

25:30.48
Chibbs
a And I have to do it once a year.

25:31.41
Bevo
Sorry.

25:33.18
Chibbs
It's really easy to do.

25:33.47
Bevo
Yeah, Excuse me while I just cough quickly before I read the summary.

25:41.23
Bevo
Sorry about that, folks. All right. This rags to riches gambling tale features Penn and Teller, fancy cars, and a whopping 53 seconds that do not feature Katy Perry's cleavage on full display.

25:56.60
Chibbs
and Yeah, the cans are out.

25:57.61
Bevo
I timed it every time there wasn't.

25:59.37
Chibbs
Really?

26:00.14
Bevo
Yeah.

26:01.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:01.14
Bevo
I counted the seconds every time she wasn't on screen with her cans.

26:04.92
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough. Yeah, Cairns are out.

26:05.79
Bevo
Yeah.

26:06.73
Chibbs
Yep, out for the lads. It's directed by Joseph Kahn, the same person that did Toxic by Britney Spears, Without Me by Eminem, Bad Blood by Taylor Swift, and Love Game by Lady Gaga.

26:08.08
Bevo
Yeah.

26:17.38
Chibbs
Made some bloody videos. I don't think she'd be...

26:19.28
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

26:20.04
Chibbs
I don't think Penn and Teller would be in a Katy Perry video anymore.

26:24.39
Mad Dog
No.

26:25.38
Bevo
You reckon?

26:26.13
Mad Dog
No.

26:26.68
Chibbs
No.

26:26.79
Bevo
I like Penn and Teller.

26:27.24
Mad Dog
Well...

26:27.60
Bevo
Really great.

26:28.24
Chibbs
I like Pennatella as well. That's why I feel like they wouldn't associate themselves with Katy Perry anymore.

26:31.18
Mad Dog
yeah Correct. It's a sinking ship.

26:35.12
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they are rats escaping said ship.

26:39.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:41.63
Bevo
Yeah.

26:41.93
Mad Dog
Correct.

26:42.45
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

26:43.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:44.45
Chibbs
I mean, yeah, the video, honestly, like, just shut your eyes and imagine what you think the video is for this, and that's what it is.

26:50.58
Bevo
Yeah. yeah Yeah. Pretty much.

26:52.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:52.73
Mad Dog
yeah

26:53.44
Chibbs
It's got old mate. Who's the dude? He's from um like, ah I know, some of those.

26:58.96
Bevo
Oh, the partner.

27:00.62
Chibbs
Yeah, the movie he's one of those guys is in all those movies.

27:00.66
Bevo
Yeah, I don't know. He looks familiar, but no.

27:03.90
Chibbs
He's always standing and walking.

27:06.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, one of those guys with the hair.

27:07.01
Chibbs
oh Yeah. ah Is there a set list, Bevo?

27:10.77
Bevo
Some kind of actor. ah I didn't get that far. Sorry, I was too hung up on the um video. so keep talking.

27:19.08
Chibbs
counting Counting times that she wasn't on there.

27:19.48
Bevo
and i'll This is happening way too many times.

27:21.79
Mad Dog
there any YouTube comments?

27:23.49
Chibbs
Well, apparently actually was filmed in Vegas casinos and on the strip, but it required, like, they had to get permits and security and, like, oh like when are but so much, so much.

27:31.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, she would have she would have wanted the whole...

27:36.57
Chibbs
But it kind of does, it's this is the sort of investment they were putting into Katy Perry at that time. but and Not like anyone else would be like, we're not doing all that. you We'll make a pretend Vegas for you in this soundstage.

27:49.99
Mad Dog
Yeah, in this four-meter by three-meter box.

27:50.84
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

27:53.63
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, exactly.

27:54.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:55.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:56.01
Bevo
Do you want Katy Perry's Lifetimes Tour do you want Katy Perry actually in Las Vegas?

28:03.69
Chibbs
oh

28:03.79
Mad Dog
In Las Vegas.

28:03.97
Chibbs
Oh, I don't know.

28:04.97
Bevo
Yeah.

28:05.23
Chibbs
Oh, hold on.

28:10.78
Mad Dog
No.

28:11.42
Chibbs
Now we know.

28:11.93
Mad Dog
I wanted to be there.

28:13.92
Chibbs
Yeah, sure.

28:14.21
Bevo
Actually, she she doesn't play it in Vegas.

28:14.69
Chibbs
Why not?

28:15.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:17.34
Bevo
Oh, wait.

28:17.40
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

28:17.66
Mad Dog
and Okay. Okay.

28:19.42
Bevo
Oh, yes, she does.

28:19.58
Chibbs
What a joke.

28:19.92
Bevo
Okay. Sorry. My mistake. Yes, she does. Okay. Let's do the Vegas one. November 4th, 2023.

28:23.26
Chibbs
Okay.

28:24.32
Bevo
Play Las Vegas Residency. ah There's 23 songs, but it's like sets. So you got four songs in the first set and four songs in the second set and three songs in the third set, et cetera, et cetera. Yeah, in total.

28:44.68
Mad Dog
Third.

28:44.79
Chibbs
I mean, yeah. First.

28:49.71
Bevo
Yeah, you'd think you'd play it first being a Vegas residency, but um no.

28:53.13
Chibbs
Sure.

28:55.45
Bevo
ah Eighth. Last song of the second set.

28:58.46
Chibbs
Ah, buried. Buried.

29:00.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:00.89
Bevo
Yeah.

29:01.40
Chibbs
What is she open with?

29:01.78
Bevo
Oh, she opened with E.T. But um' it I think this is the... i don't know if you saw the videos where like a giant toilet came out on stage.

29:11.06
Chibbs
Yeah, i do remember that. Yeah.

29:12.06
Bevo
Yeah, it's in this toilet set. Yeah.

29:15.89
Chibbs
It closed the toilet set.

29:18.00
Bevo
He closes the toilet lid.

29:19.31
Chibbs
Yeah, great.

29:20.20
Bevo
closest to the toilet lid

29:22.19
Chibbs
Ah, that's fantastic.

29:26.88
Chibbs
It was picked at number nine on the US Billboard Hot 100. hit number one in Australia and the Netherlands. um It's certified platinum in the US, Canada and Australia.

29:37.82
Chibbs
And it is one of her defining singles of her early career. um this Yeah, this really was like peak Perry, hey?

29:48.19
Mad Dog
Peek Perry.

29:48.30
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. And this is where she had a so a sound and a style, I think.

29:51.79
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. ah Yeah, not Woman's World, where she jammed a giant

29:58.72
Mad Dog
No.

30:00.29
Bevo
Not...

30:01.39
Chibbs
like um phallus into her arsehole.

30:04.63
Bevo
Pump. Yeah.

30:06.92
Chibbs
I vaguely remember that bit a thing.

30:08.71
Bevo
Shortly before she ah rocketed off to the great unknown.

30:10.61
Chibbs
and then went to space.

30:11.79
Mad Dog
She's completely out of touch with humankind.

30:12.03
Bevo
Yeah.

30:14.47
Chibbs
and then

30:14.78
Bevo
but

30:16.05
Chibbs
She became an astronaut.

30:16.19
Bevo
boldly went where no man has gone before.

30:18.57
Chibbs
She went into space so far her husband left her.

30:24.42
Chibbs
ah Let's play a game.

30:37.43
Chibbs
Yeah, I think Katie's going to have...

30:38.01
Bevo
Imagine that like conversation.

30:41.25
Mad Dog
so

30:41.36
Bevo
knock i'm back. Where have you been? Space. Fuck's sake.

30:46.99
Chibbs
ah

30:47.15
Mad Dog
I thought you were gone.

30:49.10
Bevo
Where have you been, Katie? Space.

30:52.08
Mad Dog
Space.

30:52.79
Bevo
Fuck me.

30:54.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, God.

30:54.39
Chibbs
ah Katie's going have the last laugh here, I'm sure. What do you think her net worth in 2025 is, Bevo?

30:58.01
Mad Dog
Don't get me started.

31:00.58
Chibbs
Yeah, I can. Yeah, yeah.

31:01.62
Bevo
Can you look up Orlando Bloom's net worth at the same time for me?

31:04.80
Chibbs
I'll end

31:06.53
Mad Dog
Who was she married to?

31:06.61
Bevo
We've done it so many times. Orlando Bloom, Legolas.

31:08.52
Chibbs
with it.

31:11.00
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck me, Dad.

31:12.90
Bevo
um I've forgotten, but we've done it so many times. I'm going to say 800 mil.

31:18.26
Chibbs
Okay, dog.

31:20.09
Mad Dog
um Was she around 280 mil?

31:25.14
Chibbs
So far, she's worth $225 million. Yeah.

31:27.67
Bevo
Yeah, right.

31:27.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:28.30
Bevo
She's in the fragrance game and all that.

31:28.66
Mad Dog
yeah

31:30.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:31.30
Mad Dog
Yeah, but but she's declining in popularity very, very rapidly.

31:34.04
Chibbs
Yeah, she's not on. That's not like a lot of people that were as popular as her ah close to the bill.

31:41.01
Bevo
Yeah, that's yeah that's that was my thinking.

31:42.96
Chibbs
ah something something Something's got a rye there.

31:45.99
Bevo
It costs a lot of money to go to space.

31:46.24
Chibbs
Orlando Bloom's got a net worth. Yeah, he's got space. Orlando Bloom's worth $40 million.

31:52.44
Bevo
Okay.

31:52.88
Mad Dog
yeah

31:53.07
Chibbs
So he's fucking absolute absolute peasant.

31:53.17
Bevo
He hasn't done much since the Pirates of the Caribbean.

31:56.58
Chibbs
He's in a hilarious Amazon movie.

31:59.71
Bevo
Hmm.

32:00.50
Chibbs
It's like one of those, like, you know, so hard to find a comedy that you actually go, this is really funny. can't remember what it's called, but it's on Amazon. It's got Bryce Dallas Howard and the dude, the guy from Ted Lasso, the little Indian dude from Ted Lasso and and Orlando Bloom.

32:11.22
Bevo
Okay.

32:17.97
Bevo
haven't seen Ted Lasso. I've heard it's really good.

32:20.11
Chibbs
It's great.

32:20.78
Mad Dog
It's excellent.

32:20.88
Chibbs
And...

32:20.93
Bevo
Yeah.

32:21.54
Chibbs
and and um It's fucking hilarious. The movie's great. I don't know what it's called. Amazon, type in Orlando Blue.

32:28.66
Bevo
Okay.

32:30.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:31.42
Bevo
Yeah.

32:31.77
Chibbs
ah ah Yeah. I mean, yeah, you'd think she'd be worth more. It's a lot of money, but it's like, but you know, why is...

32:40.84
Bevo
Yeah. What's gone wrong? What's happened?

32:43.98
Chibbs
Yeah. Like, I reckon Sabrina Carpenter's probably worth that much now. Yeah.

32:48.02
Bevo
Like, considering Joe Dolce, it's like sitting pretty on his one hit.

32:51.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:53.83
Bevo
And like, you look at Katy Perry's set list and like, I know every, at least every other song in this set list.

32:54.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:54.36
Mad Dog
1.2 mil. Hmm.

33:00.28
Chibbs
All I can think is either her songwriting credits are so small, like she's getting like a 4%, 3% cut of royalties, and then it's like...

33:05.85
Bevo
Sparse. Yeah.

33:10.85
Chibbs
and then and then it's like She gets divorced and her husband's a poorer, so she has to pay them money? I don't know. Like, yeah.

33:20.30
Bevo
Yeah.

33:21.27
Chibbs
Don't know.

33:22.37
Bevo
that We'll never know.

33:22.47
Chibbs
I don't know. We will never know. ah Let's write this shit.

33:38.22
Chibbs
What are we writing out of, though? That's the question.

33:44.71
Bevo
Gambling debts. Yeah.

33:46.63
Chibbs
yeah Okay, gambling 10. 10 is so much that you...

33:52.07
Mad Dog
Bruno Mars.

33:52.85
Chibbs
You really don't... Well, Bruno Mars is really still trying to work his way out of it. You know, Bruno Mars just played a show not long ago where he joked on stage about how he's almost out of debt. Like, he's like...

34:03.83
Chibbs
Like, i don't know if he's just buying into the rumor or it really is like, I'm so close to being out of debt. Like, yeah.

34:09.06
Bevo
the

34:09.98
Chibbs
um Yeah, 10, like, you just have to die. Like, there's no... It's not even worth keeping you alive anymore to try and pay it back.

34:17.25
Bevo
Yeah.

34:18.13
Mad Dog
Yeah, just kill kill yourself to get out of it.

34:18.32
Bevo
So far in the hole, you the you're you're in the nutty putty hole of gambling debts.

34:19.74
Chibbs
It's just... Cut your losses. Yeah. yeah you're the nutty buddy hole of gambling yeah and one is um yeah yeah like you borrowed like yeah you borrowed a hundred bucks off someone and really like no one's coming after you for it it's yeah yeah yeah yeah

34:31.40
Mad Dog
You might win it back the next night.

34:33.26
Bevo
You're in the, uh,

34:37.81
Bevo
You've come up, you've won $110 on

34:42.05
Mad Dog
On the Queen of the Nile.

34:42.66
Chibbs
and Yeah.

34:44.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:45.78
Chibbs
All right.

34:46.09
Bevo
on more chili.

34:47.75
Mad Dog
More chili.

34:48.96
Chibbs
Okay. What do you give this song out of 10, Bevo?

34:53.66
Bevo
This is one of her better ones, I reckon.

34:55.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:56.28
Bevo
i still don't love it, but it's it's one of her better ones.

34:57.74
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

34:58.96
Bevo
so I'm going to go with the crazy wheat gutted dog five.

35:06.91
Mad Dog
We got a dog.

35:07.90
Chibbs
Shit, the crazy week got a dog. Oh.

35:16.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:17.16
Mad Dog
Dog, dog person.

35:18.04
Chibbs
but and We got another person here.

35:18.59
Bevo
Yeah. It's rare for me, though.

35:21.58
Chibbs
Yeah. Doggy?

35:24.05
Mad Dog
Yeah, look, as much as I despise Katy Perry as a human being.

35:27.16
Bevo
Well,

35:31.17
Bevo
that's a bit unfair. She's having a tough time.

35:32.94
Mad Dog
oh but Fuck her.

35:37.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:38.48
Bevo
Show some respect for our astronauts.

35:38.94
Mad Dog
Right into the ground.

35:42.90
Mad Dog
ah Oh, I'm going to go into space for the good of all of you peasants.

35:47.74
Bevo
women kind.

35:49.30
Chibbs
so

35:49.53
Mad Dog
Yeah, all of you peasants that can't do it. At least I'm doing it and I'm going to prove something to everyone, but I don't know what it is, but a billionaire is sending me into space and it's for the good of everyone else.

36:08.14
Bevo
entirely your perception of the character of Katy Perry that you've made up in your head.

36:11.92
Mad Dog
Exactly. just some Just some fucking weird lefty woke motherfucker that is such so shit. But

36:24.02
Mad Dog
I don't mind this song.

36:26.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

36:28.33
Bevo
That remind you of better times.

36:28.55
Mad Dog
i'll give the I'll give it a crazy

36:32.50
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, fair enough. Well, I'm the same as both you guys. I'm like, this isn't the worst Katy Perry song. This one of the best ones.

36:38.56
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

36:40.50
Chibbs
Yeah, I kind of forgot a be all about it. like, no, is this a good song?

36:43.77
Mad Dog
It's not bad.

36:44.73
Chibbs
It's good song?

36:44.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:45.73
Chibbs
um Yeah, like, don't go to space.

36:48.84
Bevo
Oh, I forgot to mention, it's there's a Paramore song that's like exactly the same as this.

36:49.03
Chibbs
That's that's a mistake.

36:55.98
Bevo
That's what you get when you burn.

36:55.97
Mad Dog
All chord progression. Yeah.

36:58.66
Bevo
What's that one?

36:59.52
Chibbs
um

36:59.87
Bevo
That's what you get?

37:00.99
Chibbs
Yeah, probably.

37:01.98
Bevo
Yeah. I feel like it's the same song.

37:03.57
Chibbs
Yeah, it's there are bits, basically, like the pre-chorus is very similar. It sounds like a lot of other things.

37:10.13
Bevo
Hmm.

37:10.78
Chibbs
Yeah. um

37:11.69
Mad Dog
It's good. Yeah.

37:12.76
Chibbs
But it's good song. We'll give it to her. I'll give it to Crazy Frog 4 as well.

37:17.35
Mad Dog
Yep.

37:17.89
Chibbs
Ring-a-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding.

37:17.94
Bevo
Safe, yeah.

37:20.25
Chibbs
Ring-a-ding-ding. And good stuff.

37:21.32
Mad Dog
Good on you, Katie. One of your better ones.

37:23.55
Chibbs
and

37:25.68
Mad Dog
Stay on Earth.

37:26.41
Chibbs
Shut up month is done.

37:26.77
Mad Dog
Don't go into space.

37:28.53
Chibbs
We are all done with shut up month.

37:29.21
Bevo
Wrap it up.

37:30.64
Chibbs
Enough polka about shutting up. We are all done. Thank you, fellas. Everybody else.

37:35.58
Bevo
I can't hear kind of a single word you're saying. It's so loud.

37:38.52
Chibbs
Go and fuck yourself.

37:38.72
Mad Dog
shut Shut the fuck up.

37:41.04
Chibbs
and

37:41.64
Bevo
Much better. ah

37:42.76
Chibbs
so

38:05.04
Bevo
There's some heavy guitars for a pop chorus, so.

38:06.88
Chibbs
Yeah, it is, hey. That's fucking huge.

38:09.67
Mad Dog
It was good, yeah.