Manchild - Sabrina Carpenter

Sabrina Carpenter — “Manchild”
Pitchfork Score: 5.8

On “Manchild,” Sabrina Carpenter trades in her usual sugary pop flair for what feels like a subtweet set to music. The song drips with sarcasm, which is fitting, because it sounds like it was written directly after seeing an ex-boyfriend post a thirst trap captioned “rise and grind.”

Carpenter takes aim at the boy-men of the world: guys who Venmo you $7.43 for half a burrito but still call themselves entrepreneurs, who post inspirational quotes with typos, who think playing pickup basketball counts as cardio. Her lyrics are clever in spots, but often teeter on the edge of being too pleased with themselves, like a barista who insists on telling you their stand-up routine while you’re just trying to get a flat white.

Production-wise, “Manchild” is all glossy minimalism—like a synth-pop beat that dressed up in Zara to impress its girlfriend’s parents. It’s catchy, but you can’t shake the feeling you’ve heard it before, probably on the soundtrack of a Netflix rom-com where the protagonist realizes her boyfriend is, in fact, a manchild.

Still, Carpenter delivers with a wink and a smirk, and the song thrives in its pettiness. It’s not her boldest work, but it does provide excellent background music for sending passive-aggressive texts or deleting your Hinge app for the seventh time this month.

Best Fit For: playing loudly in your apartment while rehearsing a speech about how you’re “so over him,” only to check his Instagram again five minutes later.

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Transcript

00:38.52
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about song so bad it makes you want to drop your pets into a volcano.

00:48.05
Bevo
Okay.

00:48.13
Mad Dog
Wow.

00:48.41
Bevo
I

00:48.52
Mad Dog
It'd take me a lot to do that.

00:51.41
Bevo
i wouldn't do that.

00:52.05
Chibbs
Well,

00:52.20
Bevo
Yeah, personally, would not.

00:52.64
Chibbs
that's so bad, but also, like, you also have to then sort of, you know track or climb to a volcano with your pet.

01:00.82
Mad Dog
It takes effort to get there.

01:02.59
Bevo
The sad thing is

01:02.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:02.78
Chibbs
Yeah. So you've got to maintain that rage for such a long time.

01:06.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:07.55
Bevo
my dog would be so keen, like we're going for a walk and I'd be like, we are. And she'd be like,

01:12.48
Chibbs
ah This is very uphill.

01:13.48
Mad Dog
yeah

01:15.72
Bevo
She'd be like, um so I'm into it anyway. But I wouldn't. I simply wouldn't.

01:20.79
Mad Dog
I couldn't do it, eh?

01:21.90
Bevo
Nah. Love my doggy too much.

01:25.33
Chibbs
Fair enough. Anyway, well...

01:26.01
Bevo
How dare you even suggest that.

01:26.61
Mad Dog
That's a very... Very sombre.

01:28.93
Bevo
I'm logging off. I'm logging off right

01:30.36
Chibbs
oh

01:33.24
Chibbs
Well, speaking about liking dogs, we are doing Child by s Sabrina Carpenter.

01:39.83
Mad Dog
Man-child.

02:31.80
Bevo
Don't like it is, Jimsy.

02:34.52
Chibbs
Beva's

02:35.60
Bevo
um Gavin, oh, he got back to me about the last episode and he said, ooh, so I still don't know.

02:41.06
Chibbs
here. He's a weak light.

02:44.77
Bevo
ah Yeah, I'm here.

02:44.85
Chibbs
They're great.

02:45.45
Bevo
Hello. Hey.

02:47.11
Chibbs
Mad Dog's here.

02:48.80
Mad Dog
ah Yeah, Wolf. um Is it... say

02:53.22
Chibbs
It's like business.

02:56.31
Mad Dog
Is it...

03:00.74
Mad Dog
it's felt like that

03:01.95
Chibbs
It's like the dog that you've brought into the board meeting. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:08.56
Mad Dog
he like I was going to say, is this serious? Does she seriously have seven albums?

03:19.78
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah

03:31.82
Bevo
You know what?

03:34.57
Mad Dog
yeah

03:36.59
Chibbs
We fucking lost Memo.

03:37.59
Bevo
ah What got me is the dog at the board meeting.

03:38.05
Chibbs
He's gone. There

03:40.27
Bevo
Like, it's his turn to talk. Oh, yeah, wolf. Like, get that out of the way.

03:46.49
Chibbs
we go.

03:49.43
Bevo
Oh, man. oh I swear lately in the like last year of my life, my laugh has turned into a cry and I don't know which one it is.

03:59.66
Chibbs
Emotions trying to escape.

04:01.06
Bevo
Yeah.

04:01.83
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

04:01.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:03.51
Mad Dog
Yeah. All right. Well...

04:07.36
Chibbs
yeah

04:09.58
Mad Dog
um just Just the caption at the start of Genius is like, it's off a seventh album. I'm like, what?

04:14.75
Chibbs
yeah yeah no it's this is fuck i hope this is the end of of this this shit i really do fuck like fuck um

04:22.95
Mad Dog
What? Okay.

04:23.87
Bevo
No. she's She's on the up.

04:25.56
Mad Dog
Really?

04:26.29
Bevo
and She's taking over Taylor's spot, reckon.

04:28.28
Chibbs
no there's no there's No, there's no way.

04:28.34
Mad Dog
Really?

04:30.24
Chibbs
There's no way in hell. She just does not have the fucking goods at all to get anywhere near it. Like, this is this is a drop-off. Big drop-off on this album, I'm calling it. The last album was huge, and this is not going to live up to it.

04:39.56
Mad Dog
surely Yeah,

04:42.92
Chibbs
If this is the dog shit that she is putting out as a single... I said this in our chat this week when I had to listen to it, that it reminds me of, like...

04:55.31
Chibbs
ah you're 15 and you've been employed by Woolworths and you're sitting in a fucking small brick room at the back of the produce section. And i just i they they put for orientation before your first shift and they put in a VHS that's like a corporate corporate training video of like,

05:06.29
Mad Dog
deciding whether to kill yourself or not.

05:18.47
Chibbs
how to lift a box properly. And this, and this is the soundtrack.

05:20.45
Bevo
yeah music does sound like that doesn't it yeah

05:23.69
Chibbs
Like I can imagine it's like that, um you know, like the, and is this how you pick it up?

05:27.01
Mad Dog
Yep.

05:30.78
Mad Dog
That's great.

05:32.99
Chibbs
Pick up a box. It's like bend your knees.

05:36.66
Bevo
yeah yeah

05:36.73
Chibbs
Is this how you do it?

05:36.96
Mad Dog
All

05:37.73
Chibbs
It's like straight back. Then you're like, Oh, she talks like 90% of this song. It's just talk, talking.

05:46.54
Bevo
I will say like I'm a fan, but when they said she's got a new single coming out and then this came out, i was like, like we've done the, I picked stupid men thing.

05:47.02
Mad Dog
right.

05:58.66
Bevo
Like that was her last album and I'm ready for the next like topic.

05:58.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

05:59.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:02.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:03.90
Bevo
And it was like, this belonged on the last thing. Don't make this your whole shtick.

06:08.27
Chibbs
Yeah. it's But it's she's like, oh, well, type it's like Taylor Swift, it worked for her.

06:09.10
Bevo
Same, same as like your, um,

06:11.92
Chibbs
It's like, yeah, she but she even fucking left it behind after, you know, like that was three albums ago for her.

06:17.90
Bevo
Yeah.

06:18.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:18.94
Mad Dog
Well, if she doesn't fix this up soon, you might she might be ah you might find her in space soon.

06:25.42
Chibbs
We might – yeah, yeah, I know.

06:26.29
Bevo
Yeah. we That's where they end up.

06:28.62
Chibbs
This could be drop-off month, you know.

06:29.22
Mad Dog
That's right.

06:30.61
Chibbs
this These are the artists that have peaked and they're about to drop off big time.

06:34.44
Bevo
Yeah. I didn't, I don't think so with Sabrina, but anyway, time will, time will tell to quote, to quote Sammy Hagar from Van Halen.

06:38.47
Chibbs
I don't think she's – well, I don't think she's real, for one.

06:38.49
Mad Dog
Okay.

06:41.34
Chibbs
She's AI. Yeah.

06:42.18
Mad Dog
No.

06:43.64
Bevo
Only time will tell if we stand the test of time.

06:47.06
Chibbs
you know

06:47.12
Mad Dog
That's right. That's never a true word.

06:48.55
Chibbs
Yeah, that is... Ah, Sammy.

06:50.09
Mad Dog
Yeah, she's not a real person and I'm convinced of that.

06:51.71
Chibbs
She's not a real person. It's AI anyway.

06:53.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:53.54
Chibbs
um

06:53.68
Bevo
king

06:54.99
Chibbs
But, yeah, we'll we'll get into it. I've got many bone to pick, and I haven't even read the lyrics. I know what the lyrics are. So let's go. Maybe it'll save it.

07:07.43
Chibbs
The intro goes, oh, boy.

07:10.32
Bevo
very Donald Duck, isn't it?

07:10.78
Chibbs
That's it. There you go.

07:14.42
Bevo
Oh, boy. I'm not going to do the Donald Duck.

07:16.26
Chibbs
ah

07:17.25
Bevo
anyone do the Donald Duck impression?

07:19.00
Mad Dog
That good.

07:19.15
Chibbs
It

07:22.53
Mad Dog
That was pretty good.

07:24.51
Bevo
well by

07:29.68
Chibbs
just sounds like someone who's had their throat cut.

07:30.56
Mad Dog
that was cool

07:31.64
Bevo
but well my

07:34.56
Mad Dog
ah it's pretty

07:37.32
Bevo
the The trick, the real trick having words and doing that, that sound at the same time.

07:41.52
Chibbs
You the biggest fucking prank, the biggest prank thing that you could do is go to a Westfield and set up a stage for the microphone and distance say you're going to do Donald Duck impersonation competition and just have strangers come and try and make a Donald Duck sound and film it for TikTok?

07:41.91
Bevo
well put away

07:56.63
Mad Dog
The rest of their lives.

07:59.37
Bevo
you know, I was listening to Hamish and Andy today and they they do power moves.

08:04.21
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

08:04.45
Bevo
And i'm one of them, just the best prank ever, is to go to a random bathroom in the middle of nowhere and put on the wall um your mate's phone number and then text me a picture of your shit.

08:18.99
Bevo
And then for the rest of their life, they'll be getting texts of pictures of shit.

08:22.98
Mad Dog
ah rest of their lives

08:23.61
Bevo
They won't know which bathroom it's in and they won't know who it's coming from.

08:25.67
Chibbs
ah move

08:27.67
Mad Dog
So...

08:30.94
Chibbs
that's funny uh verse one i'll do it yeah that's one you said your phone was broken just forgot to charge it whole outfit you're wearing god i hope it's ironic did you just say you're finished didn't know we started it's all so familiar baby what do you call it

08:31.83
Bevo
Yeah. ah I wouldn't recommend doing it, but funny.

08:57.81
Bevo
like Four different things going on in this verse.

08:59.96
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's very disjointed.

09:00.95
Chibbs
Pick an argument.

09:02.23
Bevo
Like they're having sex?

09:04.20
Chibbs
I think they were having sex. um But I guess we didn't know they were having sex. So i imagine if this is filmed, you've got, like, their faces, right? And it's just showing.

09:14.76
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

09:15.03
Chibbs
He's like, ah, yeah, my phone's broken. Or, you know, I didn't charge it. And she's like, what are you wearing? yeah I hope you've been ironic. And as it pans out, they're fucking.

09:26.51
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

09:29.03
Bevo
And he's wearing a clown outfit.

09:31.25
Chibbs
and And also, um he's she's just like saying, did you say you're finished?

09:31.47
Mad Dog
collect

09:40.06
Chibbs
And she wasn't aware they were having sex for some reason.

09:45.43
Bevo
Hmm.

09:46.01
Mad Dog
Because she's not a real person.

09:47.82
Chibbs
and Well, yeah, she is artificial intelligence.

09:50.37
Mad Dog
Yes.

09:50.37
Chibbs
That's correct. Yeah. um Yeah, it's also familiar, baby.

09:53.55
Bevo
Right, yeah. Now, I can't get out of my head that he's wearing a clown outfit the whole time.

09:54.37
Chibbs
What do you call it?

09:59.12
Mad Dog
land Like those big pantaloons.

10:00.15
Bevo
Ironic. Yeah, yeah.

10:02.13
Chibbs
I was trying to be funny.

10:03.98
Bevo
He's got the hat on and makeup and everything. It's ironic because I'm very serious.

10:09.64
Chibbs
ah

10:14.66
Chibbs
I'm going to a board meeting right now.

10:15.89
Bevo
so It's ironic because my car is quite big.

10:16.89
Mad Dog
yeah

10:20.08
Mad Dog
Yeah. ah Before I address the board, um honk honk. Wolf. Yep.

10:27.09
Bevo
Yeah, woof. ah

10:28.28
Mad Dog
ah wolf yeah

10:28.99
Chibbs
but

10:34.59
Chibbs
um it just seems like it's written by ai as well it's it's real shit shit writing pre-chorus goes stupid or is it slow maybe it's useless but there's a cuter word for it i know

10:54.21
Bevo
A bit of um ableism in this one.

10:56.95
Chibbs
Yeah, it is, isn't it?

10:59.04
Mad Dog
This is all so hard to... Is it just me or is this hard to follow?

11:04.36
Bevo
No, no, it's not hard to follow. It's just that she, I guess in a way, because like I said, there's like three different topics, but then the last line of the verse is it's all just so familiar, baby. What do you call it?

11:15.90
Bevo
Then the pre-chorus kind of adds to that.

11:18.11
Mad Dog
ah okay.

11:18.59
Bevo
Yeah.

11:19.47
Mad Dog
All right.

11:20.11
Bevo
what do you call it stupid or is it slow?

11:20.18
Mad Dog
Now it makes sense.

11:21.95
Bevo
Maybe it's useless, but there's a cuter word for it.

11:22.28
Mad Dog
Slow.

11:23.33
Chibbs
Now, this is this is ah ah a thing, you know, that I've seen a lot where it's like, ah so is this her boyfriend, her husband, her partner of some sort?

11:23.82
Mad Dog
Got it. Got it.

11:35.59
Chibbs
Is that, or it's just someone she doesn't care about? Like, who is it?

11:40.58
Bevo
Well, based on her song history, she, it's all flings and she, she, I don't think she's got any songs about a boyfriend or a longterm,

11:40.81
Mad Dog
Maybe like her nephew?

11:46.33
Chibbs
Okay.

11:46.35
Mad Dog
Right.

11:46.98
Chibbs
All right.

11:50.92
Chibbs
but Okay, well, here's the thing, right? No point getting this riled up about it. Like, ah you sorry are you married to them and they fucking dress as a clown and you're like, I'm i'm over, I'm just really over this?

12:01.87
Mad Dog
A clown. A clown.

12:05.16
Chibbs
Because there's this whole thing of like, you're meant to like, you're meant to like the person that you're with. Like, it's just, you know, you remember, you're meant to like them.

12:14.73
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:16.47
Chibbs
Like, if you're out there bitching about them all the time and everything about them you fucking hate and can't stand.

12:17.36
Bevo
Yeah.

12:21.47
Bevo
Yeah. It is one of those, like, i can ah'll I'll keep coming back to it, but like a lot of her songs are about dating the wrong men.

12:30.53
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

12:30.57
Bevo
And it's, um, I, I, I was listening to an audio book the other day of, um, the, Eddie Van Halen's brother, Alex.

12:39.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:39.43
Bevo
And he put it really well. He said, have you heard of that thing? It's like, if you run into an asshole every day, you run into an asshole. But if you keep running it into assholes, you're the asshole. You'd know that.

12:47.56
Chibbs
yeah yeah

12:48.25
Bevo
He surmised it a bit better.

12:48.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:51.01
Bevo
He goes, if you walk around all day smelling shit, check the bottom of your shoe.

12:58.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:59.30
Bevo
It's like, yeah, if you keep dating these men, it's like, well, you're the common denominator here, Sabrina.

12:59.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:02.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:03.98
Chibbs
yeah This is like, do you keep doing it for material?

13:04.71
Mad Dog
yeah

13:08.68
Bevo
Yeah.

13:08.96
Mad Dog
She seems like she's, yeah, got a few, like surely she's got a few options. She's not bound to this. There's nothing tying her down.

13:17.19
Chibbs
I mean, it's just... Yeah.

13:18.87
Bevo
Yeah.

13:20.31
Chibbs
don't know.

13:20.93
Mad Dog
There's no need for name calling is what I'm saying.

13:22.89
Chibbs
There's no need for name calling. well Well, let's get to that.

13:24.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:24.65
Bevo
Yeah.

13:25.57
Chibbs
Chorus. Man child. Why you always come running to me. like Joe Dolce here.

13:34.71
Bevo
Why are you always coming around it to me, you

13:36.53
Chibbs
Why are you always come a running to me?

13:37.24
Mad Dog
yeah

13:39.59
Chibbs
it's Fuck my life. Won't you let an innocent woman be? Never heard of self-care. Half your brain just ain't there. Man child.

13:50.80
Chibbs
Why you always come a running? Take all my loving from me.

13:55.05
Bevo
Okay, all right, I've got it. This is about Forrest Gump.

14:03.30
Chibbs
I was running.

14:05.43
Bevo
I was a running.

14:08.99
Mad Dog
So this song from the perspective of Jenny?

14:12.32
Chibbs
Jenny.

14:12.79
Bevo
Yeah, Jenny.

14:13.94
Mad Dog
Jenny. Yeah.

14:14.75
Bevo
Jenny.

14:14.80
Chibbs
um What? Okay. I and i do...

14:17.83
Bevo
I may not be a smart man, but I know what a man child is.

14:22.23
Chibbs
I do know...

14:22.30
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

14:24.37
Chibbs
I do know that man-child means like a man who acts like a child, but I cannot, for some reason, get out of my head that a man-child is a midget.

14:29.43
Bevo
and sir

14:36.24
Bevo
but no No, we're not going there.

14:38.34
Mad Dog
a

14:39.33
Chibbs
I can't get it out of my head, Bevo.

14:39.53
Bevo
buts

14:41.08
Chibbs
I can't. I don't want to. But for some reason, I'm thinking, know, she doesn't like midgets.

14:42.98
Bevo
but Keep it in the head. Keep it in your head.

14:47.83
Chibbs
She's calling them midgets and I don't want to date a midget. I don't want one.

14:50.94
Bevo
She's pretty short. She's only five foot.

14:52.62
Chibbs
Isn't she fucking tiny?

14:54.99
Bevo
What's the legal height limit for her?

14:57.25
Chibbs
Well, if Danny DeVito's not one, then under that.

15:00.27
Mad Dog
See, always thought about man, children and in the opposite. Like, say, like, you know, like um kids' athletics.

15:07.96
Chibbs
Like kids on each other's shoulders on each other's shoulders with a trench coat.

15:13.04
Mad Dog
ah Say, like, in the athletics carnival, there's always that kid in the under-12s age group that's, like, developed before everyone else and just fucking runs the 100 metres in sub-10 seconds.

15:19.88
Bevo
Still got a beard.

15:23.21
Bevo
yeah, yeah. thank that's child That's child man.

15:25.78
Chibbs
in

15:27.98
Bevo
you know, in like, in Batman, there's like, in Batman, you've got the villain whose whose name is Man Bat.

15:28.30
Mad Dog
it That's a man child. Yeah.

15:34.75
Chibbs
Is

15:35.25
Mad Dog
What?

15:35.21
Bevo
That's, yeah. Yeah, there's Man Bat.

15:37.65
Mad Dog
Is that?

15:38.03
Chibbs
What do you mean?

15:38.54
Bevo
Yeah. He's like, looks like a bat.

15:41.19
Mad Dog
The anti.

15:42.36
Bevo
Yeah. Like a humanoid bat.

15:45.41
Chibbs
That's not true.

15:45.53
Bevo
Yeah. It's true. Man Bat.

15:49.22
Chibbs
No.

15:49.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:50.15
Bevo
Look him Man Bat. Man Bat.

15:51.19
Chibbs
Is this like a George R. Binks sort of thing? Like, is this an obscure comic?

15:53.93
Bevo
Yeah, I think Man Bat manbat came first. No, he's a pretty, like, common villain of Batman.

15:59.15
Chibbs
He hasn't turned up in the movies.

15:59.30
Mad Dog
Is he?

16:01.82
Mad Dog
Man, bat.

16:01.99
Bevo
No, is je he's Jew. He's overdue, I think.

16:03.90
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Man Bat. don't know if they could sell a Man Bat.

16:06.40
Bevo
Yeah.

16:07.75
Mad Dog
Oh, I've just looked him up.

16:07.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:08.87
Bevo
Should have um shouldve written a song about Man Bat.

16:11.47
Mad Dog
It's funny as.

16:12.49
Chibbs
Man Bat. ah Why you always run into me?

16:15.29
Bevo
he always come a-flapping to me. Yeah.

16:21.27
Chibbs
I just think, like, rather write the whole song, just but leave him. Just say, like, this isn't working out and and and move on with your life. She's causing herself so much angst.

16:32.31
Chibbs
She's saying, won't you let an innocent woman be? Like, what is he doing?

16:35.50
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

16:38.62
Chibbs
He's got half a brain.

16:38.76
Bevo
Why are you always, why you always come a running to me?

16:39.82
Chibbs
It's it's a miracle he's alive.

16:42.20
Bevo
It's like, she's some kind of, has she got some kind of bait on her? Some kind of.

16:49.45
Mad Dog
Bait.

16:51.14
Chibbs
Like, she's basically just, yeah, I don't know.

16:51.65
Mad Dog
Some sort of lure.

16:52.98
Bevo
yeah

16:54.92
Chibbs
Can you just write a song about someone being slow, like having an intellectual disability? but like i don't know if that's kosher. Yeah, she's done it.

17:06.51
Bevo
Well, she did, yeah.

17:08.13
Chibbs
Verse two. Why so sexy if so dumb? And how survive the earth so long? If I'm not there, it won't get done.

17:20.31
Chibbs
I choose to blame you, mum.

17:23.08
Bevo
ah Your mum.

17:24.70
Chibbs
I choose to blame your mum. So the mum is, was drunkard or something or what?

17:33.11
Bevo
Not a very good mum if they...

17:34.95
Chibbs
So this dude's got Faz D and she's like, your yeah you're dumb.

17:38.40
Bevo
And

17:41.16
Chibbs
You're a stupid idiot and I don't want to date you.

17:44.12
Bevo
and it's your mum's fault.

17:45.58
Chibbs
And it's your mum's fault, but I don't want to date you anymore because you're an idiot.

17:53.99
Chibbs
It's mean! It's just mean, the whole thing.

17:55.84
Mad Dog
It's just, she's just getting very mean.

17:56.91
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

17:58.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:58.24
Chibbs
Yeah. Like, none of this is coming off as like, oh, cheeky Sabrina.

18:04.13
Mad Dog
And how? Sorry, I'm just reading back through.

18:07.18
Chibbs
What?

18:08.15
Mad Dog
Because i was half listening because I was looking up man bat. Which I've...

18:16.06
Bevo
Do you know, I think there's also a man there's also a man spider in Spider-Man.

18:16.58
Mad Dog
Which I've...

18:20.38
Mad Dog
Is there? Wow.

18:21.38
Bevo
Or there's actually also Spider-Man, which is ah man like a man-shaped...

18:24.99
Chibbs
Fuck, this is so lazy.

18:27.09
Bevo
There's a man-shaped like thousands and thousands of spiders. Yeah.

18:33.07
Mad Dog
Is there a man super for Superman?

18:35.98
Bevo
No, but there's um Bizarro Superman, who is like the opposite of Superman.

18:37.47
Mad Dog
Okay. ah

18:40.35
Bevo
yeah

18:40.50
Mad Dog
Bizarro. um How survive?

18:41.93
Bevo
ah I don't know much about DC, but...

18:44.83
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay. Pardon me. I'll abandon that because no, no.

18:49.13
Bevo
Yeah, carry on. Sorry.

18:51.91
Mad Dog
What I was about to say was going to be pretty shithouse anyway. So let's continue.

18:55.74
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

18:57.83
Chibbs
um She gets to another chorus, smashes that out. Bridge says... Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get, and I like my men all incompetent, and I swear they choose me. I'm not choosing them.

19:14.05
Chibbs
Amen. Hey, men. Oh, I like my boys playing hard to get, play hard to get, and I like my men all incompetent, incompetent, and I swear they choose me. I'm not choosing them. Not choosing them. a man Amen. Amen.

19:27.33
Chibbs
hey man hey man Okay, so...

19:30.76
Mad Dog
Okay.

19:33.11
Chibbs
Okay, so she's she wants someone who's dumb and ah attacks her for some reason.

19:39.57
Bevo
Well, they choose her. Like, I feel back yourself a bit more, Sabrina. you You can be choosy at this point in your career.

19:46.47
Chibbs
Set standards higher.

19:49.79
Chibbs
Sure.

19:49.91
Mad Dog
You can afford, yeah.

19:49.95
Bevo
Hmm.

19:50.86
Chibbs
Selling out stadiums.

19:53.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:53.56
Chibbs
Yeah, like, don't...

19:53.61
Bevo
Yeah. Be picky.

19:56.29
Chibbs
Don't do the dude that's got...

19:56.65
Bevo
sit

19:56.74
Mad Dog
You've got options.

19:57.63
Bevo
Set the bar a bit high.

19:58.16
Chibbs
fetal alcohol syndrome like so that's that's the guy that's that's that's the dude i want like it's also it's like i ah i like my men incompetent there is not there is nothing more unattractive in the world than an incompetent person like just i can't do it i can't do anything

20:00.10
Bevo
Yeah.

20:01.63
Mad Dog
Fast.

20:05.52
Mad Dog
feed Yeah.

20:20.18
Mad Dog
But incompetent at what? Nothing.

20:23.81
Chibbs
nothing i'm completely incompetent everyone's good at something and if they're not then don't date them

20:30.61
Bevo
it's a bit of a It's a contradiction here.

20:31.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:31.93
Bevo
The the first line is, I like my boys playing hard to get. And then she's like, they choose me.

20:36.28
Chibbs
yeah it's shit the whole thing's fucking shit it's shit writing shit and lazy writing

20:36.47
Bevo
Well, they they're not available.

20:37.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:40.91
Mad Dog
She sounds...

20:43.95
Mad Dog
It's...

20:46.33
Mad Dog
Yeah, we're getting into Eilish territory here.

20:48.44
Chibbs
um I'm not – would not be fucking surprised if AI is writing her fucking lyrics. Like, she puts in a basic prompt, like, you know, stupid men ah that I have to put up with, go, chuck me something out.

21:00.49
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

21:01.13
Chibbs
Yeah. Because it's so shit.

21:03.54
Mad Dog
Is she actually writing these things or?

21:03.76
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah Apparently, but – Yeah, and he's fucking – again, drop-off month.

21:06.45
Bevo
Jack Antonoff's got his dirty hands on it as well.

21:09.56
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

21:12.10
Chibbs
That fucker's dropping off like –

21:14.50
Bevo
Well, do you see Taylor Swift's got a new album coming out and she's back with Max Martin, I think.

21:20.00
Mad Dog
Kelsey.

21:22.21
Chibbs
Max Martin?

21:22.29
Bevo
it Max Martin? Yeah, I think that's what it is.

21:24.70
Mad Dog
Oh, the, pardon me.

21:25.60
Chibbs
No. Really?

21:27.47
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

21:29.05
Chibbs
Max Martin? Fuck. That's not good.

21:32.14
Bevo
You reckon?

21:33.24
Chibbs
No, that's not going to be good.

21:35.23
Bevo
mean, yeah.

21:35.65
Chibbs
Max Martin's not going to fucking do anything good.

21:38.33
Bevo
Is it Max Martin?

21:38.49
Chibbs
I wouldn't go with Jack. I wouldn't go with Jack Antonoff again either because, like, he's run his course. He's done.

21:43.49
Bevo
Well, he's, he's, he's back in Sabrina.

21:43.58
Chibbs
This sounds this sam so fucking bad, but it sounds terrible.

21:47.60
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. It's okay. It is. It's Tara Swift and Max Martin for the next album.

21:51.57
Chibbs
No way. It's going to be like fucking Britney Spears.

21:54.74
Bevo
Britney Spears.

21:57.49
Chibbs
Oh, that's not good.

21:57.92
Mad Dog
That's.

21:58.96
Chibbs
I'm not. i don' That's a good choice. That's a bad choice.

22:01.18
Bevo
haven't known Brittany for a while.

22:03.18
Chibbs
No, we haven't. That bitch lost mind. Yeah, that's all. that's all i think that's all lyrics. It was released on the 5th of June, 2025.

22:20.91
Bevo
Now my mind's just like, it's floating around Brittany doing the twirls, but then also Mad Dog going, yeah, woof. Yeah.

22:26.53
Chibbs
ah commit The when you're, what is it, when your mute cousin's trying to warn you about a tornado

22:42.64
Bevo
Amazing.

22:43.40
Chibbs
Fucking hell. Yeah, released on the 5th of June, 2025. It's written by Sabrina Carpenter, Amy Allen, and Jack Antonoff.

22:51.34
Bevo
Amy Allen.

22:51.44
Chibbs
um

22:52.14
Bevo
Who's that?

22:52.52
Chibbs
ah Yeah, she wrote Espresso and Please, Please, Please and Taste.

22:56.02
Bevo
Okay.

22:56.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:56.95
Bevo
A collaborator.

22:58.01
Chibbs
Yeah. um

22:59.41
Bevo
Interesting.

23:00.52
Chibbs
And Jack Antonoff, yeah, he's taking a lot of creative control at the moment with this stuff. And ah is is she is on as a co-writer and co-producer with him.

23:15.77
Chibbs
For it, yeah. So, yeah, it's the first song of her seventh Studio A album, Man's Best Friend, which had the controversial cover um with the the hair pulling. It's like the the Spinal Tap.

23:29.60
Chibbs
but

23:29.93
Bevo
Yeah, smell the glove.

23:29.99
Chibbs
It's like the Spinal Tap cover thing.

23:31.57
Bevo
Yeah.

23:32.09
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

23:32.44
Bevo
It's not out yet though, is it?

23:32.93
Chibbs
yeah No, it's not out.

23:33.95
Bevo
Man's Best Friend?

23:34.54
Chibbs
No, that this is why I'm predicting the drop-off, mate.

23:35.01
Bevo
Yeah, right. It's the teaser. Okay. Interesting.

23:38.23
Chibbs
this This will come out. If this is the single, this is the one. This is the one where we get people excited about it. No one's fucking excited about this song. It's nowhere. No one gives a shit about this song.

23:48.02
Bevo
It's, well, it was, it's TikTok viral, at least.

23:50.37
Chibbs
It's not even. Not even. Maybe for a week it was.

23:54.36
Bevo
Yeah.

23:54.98
Chibbs
It's not Boone level.

23:57.46
Mad Dog
No. Yeah.

23:57.59
Bevo
Not booning. It's not a full boon.

24:01.11
Chibbs
yeah the The country synth pop shit it can fuck right off. Like, just fuck right off.

24:07.74
Mad Dog
yeah

24:08.57
Chibbs
Don't talk the entire song. Don't talk it. Sing. Fucking sing it. Um...

24:15.00
Bevo
yep Sick, bitch.

24:16.28
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. want to shoot some fucking bullets at her feet and tell her to dance.

24:20.00
Bevo
Yeah.

24:21.32
Chibbs
um Yeah, she released a vinyl apparently and it's got a B-side. This just falls into what you were saying, Bevo, with her trope of the men. It's got a song called Inside of Your Head When You've Just Won an Argument with a Man. What's the name of the song?

24:39.31
Chibbs
Yeah. And she has been announced as... um She is on one of the Taylor Swift songs that's coming out on the new album.

24:44.88
Bevo
Yeah, that's right. Yep. Yep.

24:47.12
Chibbs
Yeah. So she's got ah kind of fingers in there. ah Produced by Antonoff and Sabrina Carpenter. It's recorded at Electric Lady Studios, which they should fucking start pouring the gasoline around the fucking room now because like the same place that they literally recorded fucking...

25:05.95
Chibbs
Jimi Hendrix, Electric Lady, is being tarnished. but And that is where ah is This It by The Strokes was recorded, My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy by Kanye was recorded, Random Access Memories by Daft Punk, and fucking Lemonade by Beyonce was recorded there.

25:26.22
Chibbs
And I can't believe that this fucking atrocious dog shit of a song played through the same speakers.

25:34.22
Bevo
Well, it's isn't it funny?

25:35.76
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

25:36.34
Bevo
It's like you can say recorded, but it's synths. So it's like MIDI.

25:41.03
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like, why were you there?

25:41.07
Bevo
Yeah.

25:43.25
Chibbs
Why didn't you do it on your laptop? Like, yeah.

25:44.83
Bevo
yeah It's like they're talking about at the moment, Taylor Swift, the new album, she recorded it kind of on her European tour. And as far as I can see, it's like, yeah, like they people are saying, oh, she must have flown to the studio.

25:53.80
Chibbs
Yeah, it would have been in the back of a bus.

25:58.97
Bevo
And it's like, no, she probably just had a laptop.

26:00.47
Chibbs
No. Yeah, laptop with a vocal booth in the back of a bus.

26:04.41
Bevo
Yeah.

26:05.42
Chibbs
Yeah, that's it that's how you do it.

26:05.60
Bevo
I don't know.

26:07.11
Chibbs
It's maximizing profits.

26:07.48
Bevo
I don't pretend to know, but. Hmm.

26:10.60
Chibbs
Yeah, I can't imagine them all setting up and fucking, like, there's not a real instrument on this song.

26:10.90
Bevo
It kind of

26:15.22
Chibbs
It sounds like a video game.

26:17.47
Bevo
it kind of does,

26:17.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

26:18.59
Chibbs
Yeah. It's fucked. It's so shit. I can't, I can't, fuck, I can't wait to rate it. um

26:25.19
Mad Dog
ah I wonder.

26:27.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:28.48
Bevo
Well, I've got Gavin's rating for this one.

26:28.57
Chibbs
All right.

26:30.04
Bevo
He said, cause he got in late for the last one.

26:30.60
Chibbs
Oh, okay, good, good.

26:32.08
Bevo
He said he wants to get in for this one.

26:32.47
Mad Dog
ah

26:32.46
Chibbs
Okay, good, great, good.

26:33.63
Mad Dog
He's going to infuriate me with this, isn't he?

26:33.68
Bevo
So he, he gave, um, just in case you're interested and you've, you're listening back to back, he gave beautiful things, a crazy frog four, he said, unoffensive, but one of those songs that I'll hear in 10 years and be like, Oh, I remember that one.

26:45.06
Bevo
It's big now, but I reckon once it dies it and it will, it'll be a distant memory.

26:49.36
Chibbs
Yeah, good call, Gav.

26:50.02
Mad Dog
Okay.

26:50.73
Chibbs
Good call. So wise. ah Have you watched the video for me and Child, Bebo?

26:56.03
Bevo
ah I was kind of just watching it sort of in between us talking and I don't have a summary, but it's very um

26:59.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:05.86
Bevo
experimental.

27:07.36
Mad Dog
This.

27:08.59
Bevo
Yeah.

27:09.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:21.19
Mad Dog
Yeah, there's um heaps of comments about how much people love the video.

27:27.61
Chibbs
Okay, I'm not going to lie, i got to the end of the first chorus and I turned it off.

27:34.74
Bevo
I'm enjoying the video.

27:34.94
Mad Dog
i

27:35.90
Bevo
It's it's like, it's different hitchhiking situations, but it gets more and more...

27:41.29
Chibbs
I can't stand looking at her AI face. like It's like a fucking... It's computer programmed.

27:47.28
Bevo
Let me give you some examples of what's going on in this video.

27:47.72
Chibbs
It's fucked.

27:49.56
Bevo
I'll just kind of scroll. There's one bit where there's a car driving down the road and it's got a tree growing at the top.

27:50.66
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Okay.

27:55.24
Bevo
And then later there's a guy that's smoking a cigarette, but the cigarette is actually a dynamite stick. And...

28:01.88
Chibbs
It's like a Roadrunner style thing.

28:03.83
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. it's It's bizarre. There's a lot of, like, they would have spent a lot of money on just five seconds of footage.

28:09.72
Chibbs
You reckon it's all AI? Okay.

28:11.98
Bevo
No, it looks pretty real. there's There's a funny bit at the start where this guy pulls up to pick her up and it's like the front two wheels of a car and the cab, but none of the rest of it.

28:13.65
Chibbs
okay

28:22.93
Chibbs
That's weird.

28:24.04
Bevo
It's funny.

28:25.55
Chibbs
It's wacky.

28:25.64
Mad Dog
some yeah Some genius

28:27.93
Chibbs
Comments?

28:27.96
Bevo
And he looks like Jimi Hendrix.

28:30.14
Mad Dog
yeah some genius here has commented, love the video, just hope the orca was fake.

28:38.14
Bevo
yeah, there's an awkward, there's a killer whale in it. um

28:40.92
Chibbs
That's a real... Right.

28:41.85
Mad Dog
I'm like, um

28:41.88
Bevo
Top comment here kind of sums it up. The video feels like no one was allowed to say no to a single idea and I love it.

28:47.65
Mad Dog
yeah yeah, pretty much.

28:48.68
Chibbs
Okay.

28:49.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:50.25
Chibbs
ah I couldn't get through it because the song was on at the same time.

28:54.22
Mad Dog
I kind of, i um I was listening to it through my headphones and I kind of dissociated. Like when you've had a really horrible trauma in your life, you kind of like yeah go, to a new place for safety.

29:08.56
Chibbs
Yeah. but For safety.

29:10.60
Mad Dog
That's what happened to me.

29:11.89
Bevo
so we We spoke about um Street Fighter recently, that Street Fighter movie from 09.

29:16.87
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

29:17.54
Bevo
Do you remember the original Street Fighter movie with Jean-Claude Van Damme and Kylie Minogue?

29:20.56
Chibbs
Kylie Minogue. Yeah. Yeah.

29:23.33
Bevo
Who we going to get to?

29:24.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:24.70
Bevo
the The American guy with the American tattoo on his arm and the big mohawk.

29:28.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:29.18
Bevo
Oh, yeah, Jean-Claude Van Damme.

29:29.26
Chibbs
ah Yeah, yeah, get him. That was, who was the dude that played, was fucking M.

29:33.64
Bevo
There's one bit.

29:37.74
Bevo
Bison yeah Raul Julia it was his last role before he died anyway there's there's a scene where e Honda he's the Japanese sumo guy he's just getting tortured and he imagines himself in Hawaii and to this day if I'm in an uncomfortable situation I just do that Honda thing and I think so yeah yeah yeah i think you're right yeah

29:37.94
Chibbs
Bison? Yeah.

29:39.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:39.96
Chibbs
well Yeah, it was his last ever role before he died. Yeah.

29:47.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:48.11
Chibbs
yeah

29:56.51
Chibbs
Sorry, can we, can someone look up? Was Sir Ben Kingsley Dalsim in the original thing?

30:04.80
Mad Dog
He would have been a good Del Sim.

30:06.64
Chibbs
oh Sorry, Sir Ben Kingsley?

30:10.46
Mad Dog
Kingsley. Yeah.

30:14.16
Chibbs
Like, is that true?

30:14.59
Mad Dog
Kings.

30:14.64
Bevo
Look at now.

30:16.04
Chibbs
remember, because i always picked Dalsim when playing Street Fighter, and yeah and i was so and I was so excited to see him in the movie, to be like, fuck, I can't wait to see these stretchy arms or whatever.

30:21.62
Mad Dog
Long Arms.

30:21.78
Bevo
Yeah. Yoga fire.

30:32.27
Chibbs
And they had that fucker in chains the entire time.

30:36.35
Bevo
Yeah, they wasted a lot of characters in that movie.

30:38.76
Chibbs
I just put chains on him.

30:39.13
Bevo
No, it wasn't Ben Kingsley.

30:39.98
Chibbs
Sorry.

30:40.50
Bevo
It was...

30:40.70
Chibbs
Oh, I can't use my things because, yeah.

30:42.90
Bevo
It was Roshan Seth in the movie.

30:45.31
Chibbs
Okay, good.

30:45.59
Mad Dog
ah

30:46.29
Chibbs
Good. I'm glad.

30:47.57
Bevo
I can see, I can, I can kind of see why, where, why you would get confused, but yeah.

30:47.68
Mad Dog
There's a Mortal Kombat movie coming out too.

30:47.74
Chibbs
I'm glad. and

30:49.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:51.81
Chibbs
In my head, I've seen Sir Ben Kingsley for some reason.

30:53.40
Bevo
Yeah.

30:55.58
Bevo
Yeah. Even like, remember Blanka? He was like the green beast looking guy.

30:58.81
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

31:00.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:00.16
Bevo
And in the movie, he's like a very brief cameo. Cause he's the,

31:04.75
Chibbs
Yeah, these are like the most exciting characters that people wanted to see.

31:08.67
Bevo
yeah.

31:09.13
Chibbs
They're like, oh, we can't afford to make them do their powers.

31:09.95
Bevo
Hmm.

31:12.64
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

31:13.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:13.70
Bevo
Maybe next time. Maybe the sequel.

31:14.93
Chibbs
Maybe next time. Maybe next time. Yeah, so, yeah, I've got nothing else. Were there any other YouTube comments? That's pretty much it.

31:24.79
Mad Dog
pretty much it.

31:25.81
Chibbs
ah All right, then.

31:34.35
Chibbs
Set list?

31:35.39
Bevo
Yeah. Sabrina Carpenter, Grant Park, Chicago, Illinois, USA, August 3rd, 2025. In classic pop star fashion, there's many sets.

31:46.50
Bevo
Oh, I'm guessing, oh, it's interludes. ah But it's 17 songs in total.

31:52.70
Mad Dog
Okay.

31:53.00
Bevo
And ah yeah, it's kind of like four songs and then an interlude and then six songs and it you know you know how it goes.

32:00.45
Chibbs
I'm going go, yeah, yeah, yeah.

32:02.31
Bevo
Where would you play Man Child?

32:03.73
Chibbs
Manchild, I'm going to go like 11th. Yeah,

32:11.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, you'd have to think this is buried deep.

32:17.12
Mad Dog
Eighth?

32:19.09
Bevo
Fifth.

32:20.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

32:21.29
Chibbs
yeah same deal, same deal.

32:21.74
Mad Dog
Okay.

32:22.51
Bevo
Yeah.

32:22.89
Chibbs
Fifth, 11th, same thing. Yeah.

32:24.36
Bevo
Yeah. I know you guys aren't fans, but if she comes to Australia, I'm i'm going. I'm a-going.

32:30.20
Chibbs
um yeah i'm yeah i'm not not gonna i'm not gonna go yeah

32:31.55
Mad Dog
Yeah, I mean, I know i know you're a fan. um You've spoken to about that before. but And each their own. Each their own.

32:41.00
Bevo
yeah like that. Yeah. Yeah.

32:43.49
Chibbs
ah

32:46.68
Chibbs
this debuted at number one on the billboard hot 100 which is how you know that everyone in the world is retarded um

32:53.42
Mad Dog
Wow.

32:53.75
Chibbs
And it also hit number one in the yeah UK and Ireland, debuted at number one. ah Yeah, US, UK, Ireland, and it was a second US chart topper, um but her first ever to debut at number one.

33:11.88
Chibbs
There you

33:12.41
Bevo
What was the other one?

33:13.01
Mad Dog
Wow.

33:13.05
Bevo
Was it um espresso? Yeah.

33:14.87
Chibbs
I guess espresso, yeah. Yeah.

33:17.42
Bevo
Interesting.

33:17.56
Mad Dog
well

33:18.48
Chibbs
Charted in the top 10 in Australia, Canada, New Zealand, Philippines, Portugal, Singapore, and top 20 in Germany, Sweden, and the Netherlands. ah guess that's a hit. I guess it's a hit.

33:29.93
Chibbs
um

33:30.17
Mad Dog
Wow.

33:31.15
Chibbs
I mean, it's just... Fuck. Fuck.

33:48.39
Chibbs
um Net worth of Sabrina Carpenter in 2025. We have done Sabrina Carpenter before, and I think it was sort of from her last album before Big World Tours had kicked off.

34:00.32
Chibbs
um

34:00.41
Mad Dog
Okay.

34:00.58
Bevo
We did um Feather, didn't we?

34:03.37
Chibbs
ah don't I don't know.

34:03.86
Bevo
Did we Feather or did we do... I can't remember now.

34:05.19
Chibbs
now we've done something. we did.

34:06.83
Bevo
Please, please, please, maybe?

34:08.52
Chibbs
No, it there was something about the taste of a vag or something. I don't know. was disgusting, whatever it was.

34:14.22
Bevo
Taste, Taste, yeah, the song of Taste, yeah.

34:16.67
Chibbs
Okay, yeah, there you go.

34:16.76
Mad Dog
That's all right.

34:18.23
Bevo
We've done Feather as well.

34:19.94
Chibbs
Have we?

34:20.94
Bevo
Yeah.

34:22.13
Chibbs
What the fuck?

34:22.47
Bevo
pretty sure.

34:22.69
Chibbs
don't fucking remember that at all.

34:23.90
Bevo
Oh, no, no, no, no. Sorry. Not feather. Um, the one with the, the she was used to improvise at the end. Yeah.

34:32.15
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's right.

34:33.76
Chibbs
No, I don't remember.

34:35.07
Mad Dog
Yeah.

34:36.38
Chibbs
Cool. What do you think she's worth 2025,

34:40.19
Bevo
Well, she's, um, she's working with sorit ah Sabrina, uh, Sabrina. She's working with Taylor Swift a lot and she's a billionaire. So, uh, maybe she's got some of that money. Um, I'm just going to say 20 mil,

34:51.60
Chibbs
I don't think Taylor Swift is just giving him money. It's

34:56.11
Bevo
I'd be asking if I was friends with Taylor.

34:57.74
Chibbs
like, if I knew a billionaire, billionaire now.

34:58.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

35:00.83
Bevo
Can I have a million bucks?

35:01.50
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:02.21
Bevo
It won't mean anything to you, but it'll mean everything to me.

35:02.97
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

35:05.57
Bevo
20. 20.

35:07.67
Mad Dog
um

35:10.56
Mad Dog
Yeah. Well, yeah. She's come up in the social media age. So it's weird. Fuck.

35:18.14
Chibbs
She's...

35:18.34
Mad Dog
90? 90 million?

35:19.29
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Yeah. um What did you say, Bevo? Yeah, 16 million.

35:22.65
Bevo
twenty

35:26.21
Mad Dog
Really?

35:27.19
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. No money in streaming.

35:30.46
Mad Dog
Yeah, right. Okay.

35:32.18
Bevo
I got a mate who's, um, he, he's gone kind of viral cause he posted about his, um,

35:32.49
Chibbs
No money in streaming.

35:38.95
Bevo
streaming stats basically in that he, I think you make like 0.003 of a cent per stream or something like that.

35:40.59
Chibbs
Right. Yeah. Yeah.

35:46.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:47.42
Bevo
And he, he posted about it and the viral virality of that post made him more money than any streaming he's ever done.

35:57.35
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

35:57.44
Mad Dog
Yeah, wow.

35:57.59
Bevo
Like the amount of haters commenting on it and everything just, yeah, that made him more money.

35:57.91
Chibbs
Fucking hell. Yeah, yeah.

36:03.34
Chibbs
Yeah, i mean, I'm sure she will be worth a lot more in another year's time, but then that's it. She'll be done. The drop-off's happening.

36:11.28
Mad Dog
Okay.

36:11.28
Chibbs
Drop-off's on. Yeah, for sure.

36:12.30
Bevo
Yeah, we'll see.

36:14.15
Chibbs
No doubt.

36:14.73
Mad Dog
It'll be sped up with more shit like this.

36:18.38
Chibbs
if this's what If the next single sucks as bad as this, and I get it was the number one hit everywhere in the world, but they're not going to put up with it. They're not going to put up with it for long.

36:28.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:29.24
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

36:30.58
Chibbs
Eventually, it's going to cave. It's going to cave in. Let's rate this shit.

36:45.59
Bevo
I can give you Gavin's first if you want.

36:47.75
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. Well, what are we going to run um why like how many

36:52.40
Mad Dog
um

36:52.68
Bevo
that's Can we go in the Forrest Gump sphere, please?

36:54.60
Chibbs
how many bottles of hard liquor you drank while you were drunk? ah While you were pregnant.

37:00.76
Mad Dog
While you were drunk!

37:04.53
Chibbs
Drunk and pregnant.

37:05.80
Bevo
i want like Can we go into the Forrest Gump sphere, please?

37:08.95
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

37:09.34
Bevo
You're running across America.

37:09.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:12.04
Bevo
You're running to the end of the football field in the wrong direction.

37:15.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:16.56
Bevo
running you running with your leg straps on for the braces.

37:21.52
Mad Dog
with the braces.

37:21.53
Chibbs
ah like

37:21.58
Bevo
Yeah.

37:23.49
Chibbs
Yeah, the Bracest Rubble's good.

37:28.01
Chibbs
Oh, well, I don't know. 10, you'd rather die than ever hear this song ever again. And one is it's going to be the Spotify wrapped. What do you give this out of 10, dog?

37:38.11
Mad Dog
so

37:42.56
Mad Dog
It's so bad. it's so bad

37:46.68
Chibbs
It's so fucking bad. This is one of the worst songs we've ever done.

37:47.82
Mad Dog
um

37:49.60
Chibbs
It's one of the worst songs we have ever done.

37:50.53
Bevo
Oh, really?

37:50.97
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's not good at all, and that will be the last I want to hear about it.

37:53.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:58.40
Chibbs
Yeah. Good. Good. I like it. Bevo.

38:01.13
Bevo
ah Well, let me give you Gavin's first.

38:03.57
Chibbs
Oh yeah, Gav.

38:03.77
Bevo
and then i'll do it So he said, honestly, another crazy frog for, I love SC, but this isn't her finest work.

38:04.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:05.43
Mad Dog
He'll love it.

38:07.67
Chibbs
Oh, what a fuck. What a fuckwit.

38:11.74
Bevo
And um I give it two and a half.

38:12.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:14.64
Bevo
i I like it, but I don't like it as much as some of her other stuff.

38:15.85
Chibbs
Oh, my God.

38:18.11
Bevo
I

38:18.93
Chibbs
Menchie!

38:23.12
Bevo
ah do think her like, really hope the rest of the album is not like,

38:23.99
Chibbs
Menchie!

38:30.28
Chibbs
bing ming binghamingham ming ming bing ming ming mingam ming

38:30.42
Bevo
I date stupid men, but yeah.

38:32.69
Mad Dog
Yeah, she's got a, yeah.

38:35.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:35.36
Bevo
Yeah.

38:36.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:36.48
Bevo
I like it enough.

38:36.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:38.08
Chibbs
I fucking hate it so much.

38:38.52
Mad Dog
Fair enough, fair enough.

38:39.71
Chibbs
um I've never done this before. It's the first time in almost 500 episodes. I've got to go more than 10.

38:46.90
Bevo
Oh, breaking the mold.

38:47.72
Mad Dog
Damn.

38:51.39
Chibbs
I'm going to give it 50. I hated...

38:53.17
Bevo
What?

38:53.53
Mad Dog
Oh!

38:55.84
Bevo
Jesus Christ.

38:55.92
Mad Dog
This is um harshly hated song.

38:57.52
Bevo
50. fifty

38:59.54
Chibbs
i i hated I hated this song so much. It's got, it's like everything in it is made to infuriate me.

39:10.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:11.83
Chibbs
I hated it. I hate the laziness. She talks the whole fucking song. And when she does sing, it sounds like so fucking fake.

39:18.27
Bevo
yeah

39:21.58
Chibbs
Like it could be a synth doing the voice. It might not even be her singing. It might be a MIDI fucking instrument.

39:25.79
Bevo
you Have you heard that new, like the the insult for AI's clanker? Have you heard that before?

39:32.12
Mad Dog
but

39:32.12
Chibbs
so She's a real fucking clanker then.

39:33.01
Bevo
It's like, it's from the slur for AI's clankers.

39:34.70
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

39:37.84
Bevo
It's from Star Wars.

39:37.94
Chibbs
That's great. I like that there's a slur for AI now.

39:40.24
Mad Dog
It's

39:42.20
Chibbs
That's good.

39:42.95
Bevo
Yeah.

39:43.12
Chibbs
this is This seems like a prompt engine song. And I'm telling you, ah people fucking laugh at me in the streets about it. This is the biggest fucking experiment the music industry has pulled so far, is that this...

40:02.31
Chibbs
computer program is not real.

40:06.43
Mad Dog
a real possibility, eh?

40:06.53
Chibbs
The music's not real. It'll come out in 10 years and it's like, can you believe that all of Sabrina Carpenter's stuff was actually AI? Yes! There was this crazy bastard yelling about it on the internet.

40:16.79
Bevo
Do you know, the reason i I don't believe that is that there's footage of her as like preteen and like child singing songs, like doing stupid shit.

40:24.86
Chibbs
You could AI that. could AI all of that.

40:27.69
Bevo
She does a cover of, i think it's like war pigs or something.

40:31.75
Chibbs
the Generals gathering in their masses.

40:32.27
Mad Dog
That sounds like AI.

40:32.32
Bevo
With a bed. Yeah.

40:36.71
Chibbs
Oh, I was going to say fucking Warby.

40:38.31
Bevo
Oh, no, it's crazy train. Sorry that war pigs would be better. But yeah. Yeah.

40:42.96
Mad Dog
Warpings.

40:43.94
Chibbs
so

40:45.28
Bevo
Just like witches at Black Massive.

40:46.17
Chibbs
Oh, Lord, yeah! Yeah, fuck fuck, I hate this song. It's the worst song we've ever done.

40:54.01
Bevo
Fair enough.

40:55.42
Chibbs
Worst song we've ever done.

40:56.20
Bevo
Yeah.

40:56.51
Chibbs
um

40:56.64
Mad Dog
It's up there.

40:57.24
Chibbs
Thank you, fellas. I'm disgusted we have to hear this again to play it out, but I'll try not to kill myself before it fades out.

41:02.98
Bevo
I'm looking forward to it.

41:06.25
Chibbs
Thanks, fellas.

41:06.34
Bevo
fifteen

41:06.93
Chibbs
Everyone else, go fuck yourself.

41:06.90
Bevo
50. 50 out of 10.

41:10.38
Mad Dog
fifteen

41:10.78
Bevo
Oh, man.

41:23.48
Mad Dog
so bad

41:25.66
Bevo
What's it?

41:35.20
Chibbs
That sounds like AI. I could put that into Suno and it'd come out exactly like that. It sounds like the fucking fingers we make.

41:49.74
Bevo
what's it What's like...

41:53.04
Bevo
10 plus 50 plus two and a half.

41:54.76
Chibbs
The fucking poker, the shut up poker was better than that.

41:58.50
Bevo
62 and a half divided by three. Someone do the math.

42:04.10
Mad Dog
20 points.

42:04.17
Chibbs
It's fucked. Fucking worse thing we've ever done.

42:05.69
Bevo
I suppose it's 60.

42:06.10
Mad Dog
pull