One Too Many - Keith Urban and Pink

Keith Urban & Pink – One Too Many

Score: 3.4

It takes a certain kind of courage to title your duet One Too Many when the song itself sounds like it was written after exactly that number of beers. Keith Urban and Pink, two pop-country-adjacent titans, come together here not so much in harmony as in a musical custody battle over who can out-melodramatise the other. Spoiler: nobody wins.

On paper, the song is about drinking too much and dialling up an ex—a theme as old as both Nashville and karaoke machines. In practice, it’s a chorus so sticky it could double as the lining of a barroom coaster. Urban strums an acoustic that sounds like it was fished out of a Spotify “Acoustic Coffeehouse” playlist, while Pink delivers vocals with the intensity of someone who thought she was cutting a demo for a Now That’s What I Call Country 2030 compilation.

The production is its own beast: a Frankenstein’s monster of Top 40 gloss, faux-folk earnestness, and something that might be steel guitar if you squint hard enough. It’s as if Max Martin got locked in a room with a Nashville songwriter and the only way out was to produce something that would make both Walmart shoppers and wine-aunt Facebook groups nod in approval.

Lyrically, One Too Many is a Hallmark card taped to a whiskey bottle. “I’ve had one too many,” they sing, a phrase repeated so often it feels less like confession and more like the Terms & Conditions you’re forced to accept before entering Keith Urban’s radio rotation. It’s supposed to be messy and relatable, but instead it lands with the authenticity of a corporate brand tweeting about “getting lit on Taco Tuesday.”

That’s not to say it isn’t catchy—it is, in the same way a car alarm is catchy when it’s been going off for an hour. It will lodge itself in your brain, make you hum it against your will, and then leave you wondering why you suddenly have the urge to buy boxed rosé and an Urban Outfitters cowboy hat.

In the end, One Too Many isn’t a disaster so much as it is aggressively fine: the sonic equivalent of warm domestic beer. It won’t ruin your night, but you’ll definitely wish you had something better in your hand.

Best moment: When it ends and you realise Spotify auto-play has queued up literally anything else.
Worst moment: Realising you’ll still be humming it tomorrow.

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Transcript

00:00:38.72
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about. Songs so bad it makes you want to drown yourself in a ball pit at a kid's play centre.

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Bevo
m

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Jazzy
In the pay or in the bowls?

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Chibbs
The balls.

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Jazzy
yeah

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Bevo
At least you wouldn't have time to get sick from those balls.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Bevo
um I just wanted to say how much I ah missed that theme song. We're probably a couple of week a couple of days into ah out of shut up month. but

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Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. No no intense polka for four four and a half minutes.

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Bevo
yeah yeah a Never again.

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Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know. yeah I mean, I don't know why ai throws up polka for shutting up, but it did. We're out of it.

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Bevo
did i Did I suggest a polka? I can't remember. Doesn't matter.

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Chibbs
I don't know. It doesn't matter at all.

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Bevo
Not important.

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Chibbs
Not at all. ah Speaking of things that don't matter, we are doing... One Too Many by Keith Urban and Pink.

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Chibbs
Shut up, pink! There you go.

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Bevo
We know you drink a lot. All your songs are about that.

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Chibbs
We get it. We can see you.

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Bevo
Shut up. Month is over.

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Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, yeah. um But we did we did mention that we should do another pink, and um here we here we are.

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Bevo
ah there's always room for pink in the pod.

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Chibbs
always room for pink. ah Anyway, trusty beverage is here.

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Bevo
That I am.

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Chibbs
He is. And Jazzy's

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Jazzy
Ahoy, ahoy.

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Chibbs
here.

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Bevo
Replacing both Mad Dog and Gavin, there's big shoes to fill.

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Chibbs
um

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Chibbs
That's right.

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Jazzy
Well, I've already done it Mr Burns, so um on my way.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Chibbs
That's right. Coming in hot.

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Jazzy
but

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Chibbs
Now, speaking of coming in hot, Pink's got an intro here. They gave her like, you know, all right, Pink, open it up. Open it up. She goes. Yeah, yeah.

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Bevo
That's like, hey, Pink, we got another song for you to do.

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Jazzy
ah

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, This one's with Keith Urban. Yeah,

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Chibbs
She stubs out her fucking two cigarettes as she's smoking at the same time.

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Bevo
This one's about drinking again.

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Jazzy
hahaha

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Bevo
i yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah. I think, yeah, I think it's more that she just, like, drops them into a half-drunk beer bottle.

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Bevo
Pink, get down off those ropes. Get down off those ropes. You got another one to sing.

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Chibbs
ah She, like, Katy Perry's an astronaut and she's an acrobat.

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Bevo
yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah

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Chibbs
That's what you've got to do these days in pop music, an acronaut.

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Bevo
An acronaut.

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Chibbs
um That's it. The intro is that. I don't remember there being an intro, but apparently there was.

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Bevo
I don't remember much of this song at all, to be honest.

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Chibbs
That was it. That was it. Anyway, let's let's get into it. There's one too many of something. We don't know what it is. So verse one. Keith. Aussie Keith.

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Bevo
Our Keith.

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Chibbs
Al Keith.

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Bevo
Is that what they called him at the concert?

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Chibbs
Says, um reckon there was some pretty some old biddies there that were Oh, well, Keith. What was the median age of that group, Chaz?

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Chibbs
our row, at least.

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Jazzy
ah Yeah, i was I remember being concerned about who was surrounding us and then what that says about me as a participant, as ah as a ticket purchaser.

00:04:32.27
Bevo
as a willing participant.

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Jazzy
There was, yeah, they were elderly, yeah

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Jazzy
yeah

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Chibbs
I love Keith. ah love him. He says... I don't remember much about last night. Woke up on a couch. Sunrise.

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Chibbs
Saw the living room. Through these bloodshot eyes of mine. Cold sober. You didn't like that I came home late. 4am? But it's Friday, babe.

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Chibbs
And I've been working hard. Can't you give me some space instead of shouting out, Oh my God!

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Bevo
Oh, there's a lot to dig into here, isn't there?

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Chibbs
Okay.

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Jazzy
Ha ha ha.

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Bevo
um woke up on a couch sunrise. Does that mean the couch is rising?

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Chibbs
I think it's the colour of the couch. I think he has some sort of sunrise, like a tequila sunrise pattern, cushions.

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Bevo
Yeah. like maybe it's like Maybe it's a cocktail, like half couch, half tequila.

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Chibbs
oh It's the cocktail he spilled on the couch and he's woke up sucking it out of the cushions.

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Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. That's what I was trying to say.

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Jazzy
I think he was just still drunk and missing his words.

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Bevo
um

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Jazzy
He's just missed the word at.

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Chibbs
its just couch cold that's um is that rock bottom sucking alcohol from a couch cushion

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Jazzy
I swear I'm sober though.

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Bevo
Give me another one of them couch sunrisers.

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Jazzy
Yeah.

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Bevo
um So

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Jazzy
No, yeah i assure you it's not.

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Bevo
if it's leather, it's okay.

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Jazzy
You can go lower. Yeah.

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Bevo
It doesn't soak in.

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Chibbs
you can go lower lower

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Jazzy
hu

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Bevo
um So 4am, but it's Friday. Does that mean 4am Friday morning or is he still kind of counting?

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Chibbs
Yeah, I assume he was out Thursday night.

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Bevo
I

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. um Yeah, that's his excuse. It's like Thursday's drinking day for Keith. And it's like, he gets home, it's like...

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Jazzy
isn't Isn't Thursday like, isn't that Centrelink day?

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Chibbs
yeah

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Chibbs
Is that, say, Centrelink day? Is that, I don't know, when's, when's, I...

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Jazzy
If you go to the mall on a Thursday, there's heaps of people there.

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Chibbs
ah Oh, okay.

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Jazzy
They all got their money.

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Bevo
It's probably pension days.

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Chibbs
You reckon Keith, he's got his Centrelink check.

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Jazzy
keith is a secret he's a centrelink rorter yeah but but

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
ah rot

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Bevo
Sounds about Keith, doesn't it?

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Jazzy
well i assume he's not really entitled you know he's married to nick

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
We don't... Yeah, well, that's true.

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Bevo
um

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
I want to say ah in his defense though, he, he slept on the couch. He hasn't woken up his wife pink.

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Chibbs
No, Pink and...

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Jazzy
ha

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Chibbs
If Pink's walked... Why's Pink up at 4am? Like, to be like, oh my god!

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Bevo
Well, no, no, no, no.

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Jazzy
Hmm.

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Chibbs
Like...

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Bevo
Okay. So he's woke up on the couch, woke up on a couch sunrise. So it's morning at this point, unless he lives somewhere where the sun comes up at four o'clock in the morning, the Arctic circle or something.

00:07:17.57
Chibbs
Okay, right.

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Chibbs
I mean, we don't know how close to the Arctic Circle he lives. They haven't specified.

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Bevo
Yeah. I don't know. Okay. So he's, he's, it's a bit of a unreliable narrator.

00:07:33.31
Chibbs
Okay, he woke up and it's sunrise, you but he got home at 4am. We can only assume at 4am he did rampage his way through the house. Wake him pink up.

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Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
But then when, and she's gone, you're not coming to bed.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
And he's like, oh, pink. Oh, fuck. god but they've made It's more comfy for fer old Keithy if I come to bed. She's like, fucking couch. Get on the couch. He's like, oh, shit.

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Chibbs
ah

00:08:00.84
Bevo
But then the other thing is, ah you should have heard him on the shut up episode.

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Jazzy
Why are you so good at acting that out?

00:08:05.01
Chibbs
That's my Keith. That was my Keith Urban.

00:08:06.95
Bevo
Black Eyed Bees.

00:08:07.15
Chibbs
yeah

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Jazzy
ah

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Chibbs
I should have got Mimic Minute. That was my Keith Urban impersonation.

00:08:13.08
Bevo
So he's, let let's put the story together.

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Jazzy
yeah

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Bevo
He's come in Friday at 4am.

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Chibbs
He was out Thursday night. He's got in at 4am Friday morning.

00:08:21.26
Bevo
Yeah. At Thursday night. Yeah. But, but sounds, but by sunrise, he's stone cold sober.

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Chibbs
ri Kicked the door in.

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Jazzy
h

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Bevo
So that's what that's like two and a half hours.

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Chibbs
Yeah, well, he might have stopped drinking midnight. He got home at Like, he might have driven

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Bevo
Okay. Well, I'm sure he's sober up by a little bloodline.

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Chibbs
he got home at four am m like he meant he might have driven home

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Bevo
Yeah, to two standards at nine.

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Jazzy
I wonder if he's really scared of pink.

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Bevo
and

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Chibbs
i think it pinks yeah I think Pink's just a frightening lady and it she's more um she's not so worried about drunkenness as it is tardiness. Like it's just you're home very late.

00:09:00.88
Bevo
Runs like shit.

00:09:01.88
Chibbs
He's like, I drove home. I haven't drunk anything in six hours. She's like, it is so early in the morning.

00:09:11.22
Bevo
She's like, I've got...

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Chibbs
That's it.

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Jazzy
Yeah.

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Chibbs
um

00:09:12.24
Bevo
I've got...

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Chibbs
Oh, my God. Yeah.

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Jazzy
You know if you're drunk and you get a fright, it kind of sobers you up straight away?

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Chibbs
Oh, you reckon Pink gave him a sober fright?

00:09:19.58
Bevo
Oh yeah.

00:09:21.56
Jazzy
That's why I think she's a bit scary. Yeah, he was drunk when he got home, but he was immediately sober.

00:09:23.97
Bevo
I just, I just imagine pink, pink comes out in a little pink dressing gown and she would have, she's like, it's four o'clock.

00:09:30.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:09:31.64
Bevo
I've got acrobat training tomorrow.

00:09:37.83
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, there is something funny about waking up on the couch with bloodshot eyes and just being like, I've never been

00:09:46.10
Jazzy
This is fine.

00:09:47.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah, this is the most sober I've ever been.

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Chibbs
They get into the pre-chorus.

00:09:58.28
Bevo
Carry on.

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Chibbs
I mean, first verse, good stuff, you know? Just, they're not trying to, um they're not speaking in riddles.

00:10:08.02
Bevo
No, he's set himself up as the villain, which is okay.

00:10:08.26
Chibbs
It's, I was... Yeah.

00:10:11.34
Bevo
we can We can live with that.

00:10:12.00
Chibbs
That's fine. He can dig himself out. He did it early. If we know anything ah by shut up by Black Eyed Peas, things can go very bad very quickly.

00:10:23.09
Bevo
True. It is true.

00:10:24.91
Chibbs
Yeah. Pre-chorus.

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Chibbs
Uh-oh. Ooh, yeah. Uh-oh. Ooh, yeah. I get out with some new friends.

00:10:36.13
Bevo
So...

00:10:36.49
Chibbs
But it just makes me miss you more, more.

00:10:42.13
Jazzy
They're pretty old to have new friends.

00:10:42.34
Bevo
so

00:10:43.37
Jazzy
Does he go through friends?

00:10:45.66
Chibbs
That's true. When that's, that's a very, um, it's starting to get a bit slippery f for old Keithy here.

00:10:45.96
Jazzy
Can't keep a friend?

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Chibbs
Cause this, the raging alcoholics tend to find new friends.

00:10:57.87
Jazzy
Yeah, I'm on pink side. I've

00:11:00.61
Chibbs
I'm on Pink's side. up

00:11:02.81
Jazzy
swapped teams.

00:11:03.00
Chibbs
As far as we know, he's stone cold sober. He just got home at 4am. That's it. that's That's all we know so far. And he's saying at this point, you know, he's just going to go out with some new friends he's met.

00:11:14.78
Bevo
Ready?

00:11:15.95
Chibbs
I don't know where, but he's met them.

00:11:17.17
Jazzy
Because he misses her.

00:11:17.46
Chibbs
And look, I'm going out and Pink's like, can I come? He's like, no.

00:11:23.11
Jazzy
ha No, I miss you too much.

00:11:24.97
Chibbs
You know what? You know what, though? No, because every time I go out with my new friends, I miss you. And if you come with me, I won't be missing you with my new friends.

00:11:30.51
Jazzy
but

00:11:35.30
Chibbs
Also, you can't meet my new friends.

00:11:39.89
Jazzy
I think the friends are made up. I'm not confident they exist.

00:11:43.59
Chibbs
yeah That is true.

00:11:45.48
Jazzy
and

00:11:45.91
Chibbs
Like, how old is how old is Keith Urban at this point, do you think? Like, when this song comes out?

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Jazzy
um

00:11:52.25
Chibbs
In his forty s

00:11:53.37
Bevo
Oh, it's got to be forty s

00:11:55.66
Jazzy
Whatever age you heaps hot, that age.

00:11:55.87
Bevo
How fucking...

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Chibbs
Okay.

00:11:56.58
Bevo
like How dumb do these mates have to be for you to miss her as well? Sorry, crackling here.

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Chibbs
Miss who? Well,

00:12:03.98
Bevo
The wife, Pink. Like... ah it's ah

00:12:08.06
Chibbs
no, we're saying he's just like, she's He's like, can I come? Can I come too? He's like, no, no, no, no.

00:12:15.35
Bevo
Nah, nah, these are new friends.

00:12:15.94
Jazzy
Okay.

00:12:17.29
Bevo
Yeah, but I'm imagining is he's like taking a chance on these new friends.

00:12:18.24
Chibbs
Oh,

00:12:20.56
Bevo
He's gone to like friendfinder.com or something like that.

00:12:23.42
Chibbs
ah yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:23.65
Bevo
And they're just sitting there talking about their fucking tax breaks Yeah, yeah.

00:12:25.08
Chibbs
He's...

00:12:27.73
Chibbs
he's the piece of shit that but still has a Tinder profile, but it's like, it's just just for friends, babe.

00:12:35.10
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:12:35.17
Chibbs
It's not just for dating. It's to find friends, and I've found some new friends that I'm going out with.

00:12:36.91
Bevo
oop

00:12:40.50
Bevo
Yeah.

00:12:42.23
Chibbs
Guess to the chorus. Chorus goes, I spend all my money drinking on my own, yeah? In this bar, just sat here staring at my phone, and I keep second guessing, where did I go wrong?

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Chibbs
I know I'm proud, but I've had one too many. Come take me home. What

00:13:03.30
Jazzy
yeah

00:13:06.20
Chibbs
a chorus.

00:13:06.49
Jazzy
Are we all on pink side now? Are we, are we, did you get there or?

00:13:11.35
Bevo
Does she get a verse herself? Yeah, she does. All right. I'm goingnna i'm going to hold off until I get Pink's verse, but...

00:13:15.50
Chibbs
Hold off. We don't know. Yeah. There might be a reason why he's going out and spending all, all of his money.

00:13:22.53
Jazzy
Ah, yeah. Yes.

00:13:24.37
Chibbs
Like, he went to go he's gone to the ATM at 3.30am.

00:13:25.42
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:13:31.39
Chibbs
It's just like, decline declined, declined, declined. He's like, I seem to have spent all of my money again.

00:13:37.64
Jazzy
That's all my money. Yeah.

00:13:38.85
Bevo
all my money and I can't afford the Uber.

00:13:38.84
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:13:40.21
Chibbs
Again.

00:13:43.02
Bevo
But he's, um, he's staring at his phone.

00:13:43.61
Chibbs
ah

00:13:45.98
Bevo
this Is he, is he texting pink? That's what I imagine he's doing. And he's second guessing. Where did I go wrong? So she's, is she mad at him, but also not mad enough that she'll come and pick him up?

00:13:53.51
Chibbs
ah

00:13:58.83
Chibbs
He could be playing Subway Surfer or something.

00:14:01.72
Bevo
Oh yeah.

00:14:02.51
Jazzy
A different night because why aren't his new friends being like, this guy's pretty antisocial. He's been on his phone.

00:14:07.88
Bevo
Yeah.

00:14:08.12
Chibbs
Jazz, you picked it.

00:14:08.63
Jazzy
Oh,

00:14:10.41
Chibbs
You picked it early. They're not real.

00:14:12.33
Jazzy
the imaginary friends. Yeah, this is an excuse.

00:14:14.01
Chibbs
They're not real.

00:14:14.53
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:14:15.07
Chibbs
yeah

00:14:15.47
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:14:15.67
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:16.18
Bevo
I've heard it come Come pick me up.

00:14:16.87
Chibbs
this is yeah

00:14:16.85
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:14:19.05
Chibbs
yeah This is like, um mean, you can't, let ah Pink, I would absolutely love it. Nothing more would I love than to take Pink out on the town tonight. But I've met these new people.

00:14:31.56
Chibbs
It's a bit early to introduce Pink to new people.

00:14:33.44
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:14:34.60
Chibbs
So I'll miss you. I'll miss you.

00:14:36.74
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:14:37.07
Chibbs
i'll ah i'll be I'm going to be home when I'm...

00:14:39.90
Jazzy
It's somewhat better than saying, I'm just going to go drink by myself at a bar. No one can say that and feel good about it. and doesn't feel good.

00:14:46.80
Bevo
and try and top my temple run to high score.

00:14:47.00
Chibbs
No, no, no.

00:14:51.11
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:14:52.53
Chibbs
just where I lock in on the game, you know?

00:14:54.42
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:54.57
Chibbs
It's just, yeah, it's just happy place.

00:14:56.25
Bevo
have Heavy focus.

00:14:59.75
Chibbs
This thing is like, I know I'm proud, but I've had one too many. So he's like, look, to be honest with you, I'm pretty stoked with the amount I've drunk tonight.

00:15:10.40
Chibbs
but Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not, um I'm just going to say it.

00:15:13.76
Bevo
that's That's classic. I'll tell you when I've had enough. All right, had enough.

00:15:18.49
Chibbs
so i' come get to Come take me home.

00:15:22.70
Chibbs
So, okay.

00:15:22.97
Jazzy
got no money left. He can't get an Uber.

00:15:25.06
Chibbs
Well, he can't.

00:15:25.20
Jazzy
How's he going home?

00:15:25.50
Chibbs
He's got a ring pink. He's got a ring pink to come and get him.

00:15:27.36
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:15:27.68
Bevo
Last train went at like 220. Yeah,

00:15:30.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:30.26
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:15:30.57
Chibbs
and and the And maybe this is why she was so pissed off about the, you know, she's going to work. It's Friday morning.

00:15:39.04
Bevo
yeah oh, she's got acrobatics training.

00:15:41.07
Chibbs
She's got acrobat training.

00:15:42.72
Bevo
Yeah.

00:15:42.89
Jazzy
who

00:15:42.93
Chibbs
and And you can't be tired when you're an acrobat.

00:15:46.46
Bevo
Yeah.

00:15:46.73
Chibbs
Do you know dangerous that is?

00:15:47.50
Bevo
One false move and you're slipping out of the silks.

00:15:50.12
Chibbs
You don't wrap that material around your thigh tight enough and you'll fall.

00:15:54.74
Jazzy
I don't think you know what acrobats do.

00:15:54.84
Chibbs
Fall onto your noggin. Yeah,

00:15:56.82
Jazzy
ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha.

00:16:00.00
Bevo
Sure we do.

00:16:01.31
Chibbs
but

00:16:02.59
Jazzy
Ha ha ha.

00:16:02.69
Chibbs
yeah, yeah.

00:16:03.29
Bevo
This is where we put the video up on, on socials and there's the, the, the bear in the car.

00:16:10.11
Chibbs
but god It's just someone juggling.

00:16:12.85
Jazzy
yeah

00:16:13.66
Chibbs
Yeah. ah Okay, so Pink's pissed because she's had to come and get him, and he spent all of his money. And if we're basing this on Keith Urban, like we're going to find out how much he spent later in this episode.

00:16:21.28
Bevo
all of All of their money.

00:16:26.62
Bevo
But we imagine they're married as well, so he spent all of their money.

00:16:31.38
Chibbs
That's true. Yeah, that's right.

00:16:33.13
Bevo
Or maybe they're just living together in sin.

00:16:33.19
Chibbs
ahlthough Yeah, I mean, hopefully Pink...

00:16:38.79
Chibbs
ah Because Sin is based around the financial system.

00:16:42.66
Jazzy
Maybe he says my money like he's been given an allowance.

00:16:42.95
Bevo
yeah.

00:16:46.32
Jazzy
Like pink, I spent all that money that you let me have.

00:16:46.41
Bevo
ah yeah

00:16:47.27
Chibbs
You reckon Pink gives him 70 bucks?

00:16:51.61
Jazzy
Yeah. You're about to limit my wife.

00:16:53.13
Chibbs
You going out? Okay.

00:16:54.86
Bevo
It's like three drinks these days.

00:16:55.14
Chibbs
Give me your wallet.

00:16:56.30
Jazzy
Mm-hmm.

00:16:57.23
Chibbs
Give me your wallet. Take $70 cash.

00:17:00.80
Bevo
Doesn't get you far. It gets you three drinks and a packet of salt and vinegar chips.

00:17:03.14
Chibbs
Nah.

00:17:05.58
Chibbs
Yeah, not to mention the darts that he's probably going through as well.

00:17:09.64
Bevo
Playing darts.

00:17:09.86
Chibbs
yeah Yeah. Yeah, yeah.

00:17:13.11
Bevo
Ten bucks a game.

00:17:14.73
Chibbs
He's down at the dart hole.

00:17:19.99
Chibbs
Verse two, pink.

00:17:20.65
Bevo
Giuseppe.

00:17:21.41
Chibbs
Here we go. Pink, what's she got to say? So now I'm the one that's crying. That implies that Keith was crying some point.

00:17:32.42
Chibbs
Was he crying when he called?

00:17:33.21
Jazzy
Sobbing.

00:17:34.61
Chibbs
Come pick me up.

00:17:39.66
Bevo
I'm scared.

00:17:42.16
Chibbs
I'm not drunk.

00:17:44.84
Jazzy
don't you your new friends bring you home? They weren't real.

00:17:48.13
Chibbs
ah Where?

00:17:50.89
Jazzy
hi

00:17:51.48
Chibbs
they've They've already gone. Okay, so now I'm the one that's crying. I didn't want to call because I didn't want to fight.

00:18:02.25
Chibbs
I swear that I was trying, yeah? But everybody falls when their head's a little high, and I've never meant to get so out my mind with you playing cool, just pretending it's fine.

00:18:17.50
Chibbs
Oh, we've been round, round, round this Too many times before.

00:18:24.87
Bevo
Hmm. So she, her head's getting a little high. So she's getting high while he's getting drunk at home. Hmm.

00:18:30.67
Chibbs
Which is worse?

00:18:33.59
Bevo
Getting high at home.

00:18:33.85
Chibbs
Pink's a junkie at home or Keithy's drinking by himself at the bar?

00:18:38.99
Bevo
ah Much of a muchness.

00:18:39.58
Chibbs
I'm on Keith's side.

00:18:39.95
Jazzy
oh

00:18:40.36
Bevo
Do you

00:18:40.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:41.05
Jazzy
um

00:18:44.54
Jazzy
I always thought that, I thought this line was, you guys hear me?

00:18:44.98
Bevo
reckon she's...

00:18:50.04
Jazzy
I thought this line was, everybody falls when the rent's a little high.

00:18:50.64
Chibbs
yeah

00:18:50.80
Bevo
Yeah.

00:18:54.80
Jazzy
was like, he's stressed out by his finances.

00:18:55.18
Bevo
ah I heard that too, actually. I

00:18:58.24
Jazzy
Is that what you thought? I thought it was rent.

00:18:59.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:59.78
Bevo
i heard that too when I listened to the song and I was like, that's true, actually. Everyone does struggle with the rent sometimes.

00:19:04.81
Jazzy
Yeah, stressed out and they start drinking.

00:19:06.01
Chibbs
Let's do that.

00:19:06.83
Jazzy
Yeah, yeah.

00:19:07.33
Chibbs
It is it is and what is hilarious that it's Keith Urban and Pink talking about the, like, rental crisis.

00:19:13.10
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

00:19:13.33
Chibbs
It's just like, you know, ah what so what do regular people, what do the regular people have to worry about?

00:19:13.47
Jazzy
yeah

00:19:18.73
Jazzy
yeah

00:19:19.11
Bevo
What do they worry about?

00:19:19.57
Chibbs
What's this? I've heard about i've heard about this rent. Is that a thing?

00:19:22.51
Jazzy
yeah

00:19:24.36
Chibbs
Yeah, I'll do that.

00:19:24.36
Bevo
What, like renting a warehouse for your stuff? No, no, no, no.

00:19:28.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19:29.04
Bevo
It's like a warehouse you live in for all your stuff, where all your stuff goes.

00:19:29.27
Jazzy
i

00:19:31.88
Chibbs
yeah it's like Four warehouses.

00:19:37.47
Chibbs
um Okay, so now they're both crying.

00:19:40.61
Bevo
I imagine she's crying on the in the car on the way to pick him up.

00:19:40.96
Chibbs
They're both crying.

00:19:47.54
Bevo
It's not that funny. I just think that's what's happening.

00:19:49.32
Jazzy
I don't think she's got very good.

00:19:49.39
Chibbs
No, I just had the mental image of her crying on the way to pick him up who spent all his money at the bar drinking by himself.

00:19:53.49
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:55.89
Jazzy
Yeah, I don't think she has very good boundaries. She's like, we've done this over and over and over. Let's stay together.

00:20:03.26
Chibbs
Over and over and over and over again.

00:20:03.25
Jazzy
ah don't mind this.

00:20:04.89
Bevo
Well, they have some kind of living situation, so it's hard, I think.

00:20:05.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:05.35
Jazzy
Yeah, she did.

00:20:10.24
Jazzy
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

00:20:10.35
Chibbs
They do. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, um, Keithy's renting a couch at Pink's house, apparently.

00:20:16.25
Bevo
Capsurfing, yeah.

00:20:17.18
Chibbs
ah

00:20:20.01
Chibbs
It'd be the shittest house guest. It's like Keith's on the phone. He wants to come. You got a couch? He can crash on for a bit? You're like, ah yeah, I've heard a lot.

00:20:31.81
Chibbs
I've heard a lot about Keith. um I guess. I guess he can come stay on my couch.

00:20:37.81
Jazzy
yeah

00:20:37.89
Chibbs
And then it's all of a sudden it's like, Keith's gone?

00:20:38.70
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:20:40.36
Chibbs
Where's Keith? Phone call. Quarter to four in the morning. but Friday morning. And it's like... I've spent all of my money.

00:20:51.33
Chibbs
Come and get me. And he's crying. You're like, oh, Keith, this is the worst house guest.

00:20:54.54
Bevo
And one too many. And also it's, it's the Keith Urban. So he's just finished playing a huge gig to like 50,000 people. Something like that.

00:21:02.83
Chibbs
Yeah, stadium.

00:21:03.15
Bevo
He's still living on your couch.

00:21:03.30
Jazzy
yeah

00:21:05.03
Bevo
That's where they put him.

00:21:05.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:21:06.02
Jazzy
can get away with anything he wants. I'd pick him up

00:21:08.01
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:09.24
Chibbs
Would do you go pick Keith up?

00:21:10.81
Jazzy
up. 100%.

00:21:11.80
Chibbs
If Keith was like standing on your couch and he's ringing you every night saying, I've run out of money. Come and get me.

00:21:17.85
Jazzy
Yeah. I don't know.

00:21:20.31
Chibbs
i don't know how I don't know how else to put this.

00:21:20.86
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:22.85
Chibbs
Yes.

00:21:23.10
Jazzy
I've said it very clearly. Yeah, if that's a scenario that ever pops up, I'll be delighted.

00:21:29.94
Chibbs
I wonder for how long. ah This is actually it's a good little thought experiment of help the level of famous to inconvenience.

00:21:34.60
Bevo
Oh,

00:21:38.37
Chibbs
Like, so...

00:21:38.55
Bevo
I give it, I give it three, three weeks maximum.

00:21:38.81
Jazzy
Yeah, yeah. yeah

00:21:42.13
Chibbs
Yeah, that someone's so famous. Like, who's the most famous person you would allow to sleep on your couch, but you have to go out at all types of hours and drive possibly within a 45-minute radius of your house there and back to pick them up?

00:21:56.57
Bevo
but That's what I'm saying. Most celebrities i would I would do that for, but after three weeks straight, I'd be like, okay, the sheen is worn off. You're just a person now.

00:22:05.38
Chibbs
I don't want to do this anymore.

00:22:06.64
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. like um

00:22:08.16
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:22:08.34
Chibbs
Yeah, apparently it's forever for Jazz and Keith Urban.

00:22:10.28
Bevo
It's like, a what's his name? Arndo used to come in the shop. I worked out a fair bit. And at first it was like, fuck yeah, Arndo, he's real funny.

00:22:15.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:22:17.80
Bevo
And he was real has like hustler for bargains. And I was like, oh, here comes Arndo.

00:22:21.88
Chibbs
Oh, no.

00:22:22.92
Jazzy
ah

00:22:25.30
Bevo
No, actually, he was always really nice. So i take that back. But just as miniature example, I'm not bullying him.

00:22:29.02
Chibbs
I take that back. Don't bully

00:22:32.60
Bevo
I asked him to be on the podcast, actually, when he used to come in the shop a bit. And he was like... He's like, absolutely not, but I'm really glad for you that you're doing it.

00:22:41.79
Jazzy
a

00:22:41.85
Chibbs
Absolutely not.

00:22:43.06
Bevo
Yeah.

00:22:43.74
Chibbs
That's good stuff.

00:22:44.24
Bevo
Pretty much. Yeah. He's like, I don't advertise, but awesome. ah Good on you for doing this. So.

00:22:49.94
Chibbs
Oh, that's nice of him. Thanks, Ando.

00:22:51.14
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:22:52.14
Chibbs
The Bridge. Keith and Pink, they're at it together, I guess.

00:22:57.06
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

00:22:58.42
Chibbs
Yeah. I don't know how lucky, how lucky I am, I am, I am, no. i guess sometimes I should give more of a damn, a damn, a damn about you.

00:23:09.44
Bevo
Thank you.

00:23:10.80
Chibbs
i don't know how lucky, how lucky I am, I am, i am, no. I know we're both stubborn, push each other's buttons. I'd rather do it with you, but by I spend all my money drinking on my own, yeah, in this bar, just sat here staring at my phone.

00:23:30.51
Chibbs
He hasn't learned anything.

00:23:32.36
Jazzy
see

00:23:32.87
Bevo
I'm confused.

00:23:33.58
Chibbs
But they're lucky to have each other, I guess.

00:23:33.63
Bevo
I'm actually confused. So that are they just not getting along and now they're separately going out drinking, but still live in the same house.

00:23:43.47
Jazzy
Because Pink sings it too in this.

00:23:44.75
Bevo
I think, I think they've, yeah, they've really come undone by mentioning the couch at the start.

00:23:50.14
Jazzy
so

00:23:51.18
Chibbs
Who would have thought the couch would become the big plot the big plot twist?

00:23:51.21
Bevo
It's the only thing.

00:23:55.03
Bevo
Yeah.

00:23:55.50
Chibbs
It's like they introduced it at the start and it was the twist all along. This is, it's like a reimagining of the, if you like Peter Coladas,

00:24:06.31
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:24:08.54
Chibbs
you know, where that's the whole thing of like the two, yeah.

00:24:08.72
Bevo
but i find Have we done that one or should we do that one?

00:24:13.96
Chibbs
I mean, great song.

00:24:15.63
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah. Easily.

00:24:17.79
Chibbs
But yeah, it's it's about yeah a married couple both trying to have an affair and ending up finding out that the perfect person is the person I had all along.

00:24:18.06
Bevo
Easily. What?

00:24:24.43
Bevo
Finding out that their perfect person is the person they had all along. Yeah. Yeah.

00:24:30.21
Chibbs
I think this is like, yeah, this is um like a Tim Burton's version of, ah if you like Pina Galatas, it's escape.

00:24:40.62
Bevo
It's called Escape. That's the name of the song.

00:24:44.22
Chibbs
There you go. Yeah, where they they're fighting, they're staying on the couch, he's out all night, whatever, but it turns out they're both just into fucking drinking alone.

00:24:56.85
Bevo
They're both sitting at the same bar, both alone, both playing fucking Angry Birds.

00:24:59.37
Chibbs
but Both alone, both playing Angry Birds.

00:25:02.43
Bevo
They didn't realise.

00:25:03.34
Jazzy
Yeah. yeah

00:25:06.39
Bevo
Fucking, what's that soccer with cars?

00:25:06.81
Chibbs
And then um

00:25:08.45
Bevo
what's that soccer one with cars

00:25:11.96
Chibbs
fucking rock Rocket League.

00:25:11.98
Bevo
What's it called? Yeah, playing against each other and they don't know.

00:25:17.92
Chibbs
They're playing online against each other.

00:25:18.22
Bevo
It's the modern escape.

00:25:19.88
Chibbs
oh my God. How's this? so So, Jaz and I were on a holiday recently. We were both so violently ill the entire holidays. But... And and we...

00:25:29.56
Jazzy
can Can we clarify that's coughing, not diarrhea when you say violently ill? Coughing.

00:25:34.59
Chibbs
Sure. Yeah.

00:25:35.45
Bevo
Oh, that's all right.

00:25:35.48
Chibbs
Okay. Coughing.

00:25:35.90
Bevo
you

00:25:36.01
Jazzy
Thank you. Good.

00:25:36.70
Bevo
The listener can make up their own mind about what that looks like.

00:25:36.74
Chibbs
A little bit of spewing. Yeah. um And um we were on a boat and we had no Wi-Fi or anything. So the only thing I had on my phone was Angry Birds.

00:25:49.23
Bevo
Yeah,

00:25:49.69
Chibbs
And I'm there just playing Angry Birds, playing Angry Birds, playing Angry Birds.

00:25:51.56
Bevo
yeah

00:25:52.91
Chibbs
And I get to like, you know, like the bomb bird that you can press the screen and it blows everything up.

00:25:57.57
Bevo
yeah, yeah. I know it well. ah Yeah.

00:26:01.30
Chibbs
So I'm playing it. I'm obviously like 700 levels into Angry Birds at this point, right?

00:26:06.33
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:26:08.57
Chibbs
And Jazz is leaning over and looking at me.

00:26:08.94
Bevo
and Do you three-star them? Are you like...

00:26:11.17
Chibbs
Yeah, I go three stars or nothing.

00:26:13.74
Bevo
Yeah, you're good, good, good.

00:26:13.77
Chibbs
Three or nothing. And then Jazz goes, you know, if you press a screen that explodes, I'm like,

00:26:26.63
Chibbs
I'm too fucking sick. I'm too sick to to respond to that.

00:26:31.62
Bevo
You're like, this one's just same as red, but a little bit bigger.

00:26:32.25
Chibbs
But yes. yeah Yes. Yeah, I know. Yeah. Oh, okay.

00:26:38.79
Bevo
You didn't know, or you did know?

00:26:39.59
Chibbs
Because, like, i was I think I was being tactical. I did know. um was being tactical with one and no.

00:26:44.54
Bevo
all right. Okay. I thought you'd gone 700 levels and never once exploded.

00:26:49.15
Chibbs
No, I fucking knew it was a fucking bomb.

00:26:49.23
Bevo
Okay.

00:26:51.69
Chibbs
It looks like a bomb.

00:26:52.04
Bevo
Right, okay. Yeah, okay.

00:26:53.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:53.84
Bevo
Got it, got it.

00:26:54.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:55.07
Jazzy
Don't you think, considering I thought you were an absolute retard, I said it really nicely?

00:26:57.43
Bevo
It looks like a point.

00:26:59.93
Jazzy
Trying

00:27:01.50
Chibbs
I don't think there is a nice way to say it. It's so insulting.

00:27:05.03
Bevo
Yeah. and Imagine your skill set, though, if you've gone that far and never once blew one up three-starred every level.

00:27:07.12
Jazzy
to be helpful. Okay.

00:27:11.57
Chibbs
Just like, these big fat blackbirds just...

00:27:15.31
Jazzy
I don't know how many you were in.

00:27:15.55
Bevo
You used to miss.

00:27:18.93
Chibbs
Yeah, a lot. Yeah. um That's it. There's a chorus as an outro. The outro pretty much just him begging, come take me home.

00:27:26.59
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:29.08
Chibbs
Yeah, I've had one too many.

00:27:29.38
Bevo
Disappointing. ah

00:27:30.03
Jazzy
yeah

00:27:32.29
Bevo
I want more from this song.

00:27:33.22
Chibbs
One too many.

00:27:33.45
Bevo
I want um want to know more about these two people, the drinking problems. ah Yeah, it's just not enough.

00:27:41.71
Chibbs
This is a, this is like a, it's a channel 10, 9.30pm Wednesday night show.

00:27:48.28
Bevo
Hmm.

00:27:48.68
Chibbs
That's what was released on the six

00:27:49.48
Bevo
Hmm. Yeah, I'd rather watch The Chase or something.

00:27:54.22
Chibbs
Yeah. that It was released on the 16th of September 2020. twenty twenty That is 6,936 days after the towers fell. It is written by Chloe Tai, Daniel Davidsson, Peter Wolovic, Boy Matthews, and Mitch Hansen.

00:28:16.39
Bevo
Boy Matthews, named after Boy George.

00:28:17.84
Chibbs
boy Matthews yeah the boy wonder Chloe Tai

00:28:23.74
Jazzy
It's like when my, sorry, it's where like when my kids, you give them a stuffed animal, it's a horse, you're like, what's its name? and they're like, horsey, horse. like

00:28:31.64
Chibbs
yeah but boy what what is it it's floating

00:28:31.87
Jazzy
So when you have a baby, it comes out as a boy.

00:28:34.24
Bevo
Yeah.

00:28:34.29
Jazzy
are you to call it?

00:28:34.40
Bevo
What are you calling it?

00:28:34.95
Jazzy
Boy. Homer Simpson. Homer Simpson.

00:28:38.26
Bevo
Looking around the room, looking out the window where there's a sea view and there's a boy out there. Ah, yes.

00:28:48.25
Jazzy
homer j simpson

00:28:48.78
Bevo
Spelled B-U-O-Y.

00:28:52.30
Jazzy
but

00:28:53.29
Chibbs
p tier griffin um chloe toy

00:28:55.46
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:28:57.26
Bevo
can't believe that there's that many songwriters for this song.

00:29:00.81
Chibbs
There's so many songwriters. So, yeah, I looked this up. I started going through Chloe Tai, looked her up. She has less than 4,000 followers, like 3,800-something followers on Instagram.

00:29:11.88
Bevo
Wow.

00:29:12.05
Chibbs
But she's written over 70 hit songs.

00:29:12.12
Bevo
Yeah,

00:29:14.76
Chibbs
Like, she's got, like, Kid Cudi, Rose, Calvin Harris, Charlie XCX. She just writes hits for people but doesn't seem to promote herself at all.

00:29:25.66
Bevo
you're right. Interesting.

00:29:26.80
Chibbs
Yeah. And she was the main songwriter on this. Head. Head songwriter. Wrote pretty much all of it. ah Davidsson and Waller Vic are Danish-Norwegian um multi-instrumentalists.

00:29:43.89
Chibbs
um They go under the songwriting duo PhD. um And they've written for Selena Gomez and Kylie Minogue and stuff.

00:29:54.56
Chibbs
Bizarre like choice to go for Keith Urban and Pink. It's like, find me the best Scandinavian musicians.

00:29:58.52
Bevo
ah You know exactly.

00:30:02.20
Bevo
you know exactly what's happened here is they've done like a songwriting summit kind of thing and then just shop this around to whoever.

00:30:07.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:10.04
Bevo
I don't know how pink and Keith got together, but yeah, they shopped this to everyone within a 20 mile radius.

00:30:10.07
Chibbs
Yeah, make this a hit.

00:30:15.79
Chibbs
Well, was a COVID song, apparently. COVID song.

00:30:17.98
Bevo
Okay. Yeah.

00:30:19.55
Chibbs
Yeah. ah So no one that was in the same room. No one now and ever, yeah, saw each other or anything like that.

00:30:24.63
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:30:26.13
Chibbs
It's just done. I did like that the guy from ah this this ah Daniel Davidson was in a band called Jazz Kemikaze. Yeah. That's pretty rad.

00:30:36.97
Bevo
I like that.

00:30:37.74
Chibbs
That was cool. Yeah. ah Boy Matthews. He's written songs for this massive um ah K-pop band called Twice.

00:30:48.84
Bevo
Yep.

00:30:48.91
Chibbs
You know how like every time like ah Coachella or Lollapalooza is on or something and it's just like, oh my God, the plane. It's like, who's that?

00:30:58.13
Bevo
Yep.

00:30:58.35
Chibbs
It's like they're the biggest Korean band in the world. and It's like no one, no idea that is, but that's apparently Twice, aren't they?

00:31:00.20
Bevo
Yeah.

00:31:02.72
Bevo
Actually, speaking of that, are you aware of the K-pop demon hunters craze?

00:31:08.91
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, my son just went to the movies to a sing-along version of it.

00:31:12.21
Bevo
Oh, yeah, right.

00:31:14.26
Chibbs
Yeah, but I haven't watched it.

00:31:14.31
Bevo
my what

00:31:15.18
Chibbs
He's he's begging me.

00:31:15.49
Bevo
My son does a sing-along in the back of the car every day.

00:31:16.02
Chibbs
He's like, we've got to watch it. and I'm like, right. I'm like, all right, yeah, we'll watch it, but we just haven't had time to watch it. But it's on the cards.

00:31:22.72
Bevo
Yeah, it's actually it's not bad for for what it is, I would say.

00:31:26.57
Chibbs
Okay, okay.

00:31:27.96
Bevo
Well, you can make up your own mind a about that.

00:31:28.06
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm not heaps excited about it, but yeah, we'll do it.

00:31:30.32
Bevo
But we should do one of the songs coming up.

00:31:34.16
Chibbs
Okay, we can do that. um Mitch Hansen, a.k.a. Cutfather, is a Danish DJ and producer. He was also on season four of as a judge of Danish X Factor.

00:31:46.42
Chibbs
My favourite. My favourite X Factor.

00:31:48.08
Bevo
Of all the X factors.

00:31:50.66
Chibbs
Of all of them, yeah. So...

00:31:51.80
Bevo
Yep.

00:31:51.91
Chibbs
ah

00:31:52.10
Bevo
Yep.

00:31:53.54
Chibbs
but so Yeah, I wanted to get more sort of backstory to this as well. So I've sort of done a bit of a deep dive here. I've got a quote from Keith about it.

00:32:04.91
Chibbs
He says, the song's concept is a couple trying to make their way back to one another after one partner regains consciousness following a night of drinking and the other half attempts to avoid yet another fight.

00:32:19.35
Chibbs
Like, Thanks, Keith. That's right.

00:32:22.35
Bevo
Yeah. Surmise that by the lyrics. Thank you.

00:32:25.89
Chibbs
Yeah. I've regained consciousness, you say. They didn't die. That's good. yeah

00:32:34.05
Bevo
That's like a like Joe Dolce being like, the song's about ah ah guy whose mama tells him to shut up his face.

00:32:34.29
Chibbs
They premiered it.

00:32:41.10
Bevo
Okay, yeah, we we we figured that.

00:32:41.61
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:32:41.86
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like, thanks, Joe. Yeah, we got it. We got it.

00:32:46.21
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:32:47.16
Chibbs
um it They premiered it at the 55th Academy of Country Music Awards. It's like, here's a massive new song from Pink and Keith Urban. She's just like, I'm fuck-eyed and I'm doing this. Okay, cool. Yeah.

00:33:04.48
Chibbs
okay cool

00:33:05.56
Bevo
I am, I am, I

00:33:05.78
Chibbs
ah

00:33:09.44
Bevo
That's what it's in the lyrics.

00:33:09.96
Chibbs
ah he was actually yeah didn't they yeah Keith was born in New Zealand, so he's not Australian. He's a Kiwi.

00:33:16.70
Bevo
Oh, we've claimed him.

00:33:17.51
Chibbs
Did you know that?

00:33:18.05
Jazzy
Ah.

00:33:18.56
Bevo
Our Keith, i I said before. i was wrong.

00:33:20.75
Chibbs
Yeah, I know.

00:33:21.85
Bevo
Their Keith.

00:33:22.14
Chibbs
yeah He's a born and bred Kiwi.

00:33:24.08
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:33:26.84
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:33:27.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:33:27.40
Bevo
I thought there was something off about that guy.

00:33:27.77
Chibbs
by By bread, I mean he moved to queen he moved to Queensland when he was two.

00:33:32.22
Bevo
Ah, yep.

00:33:32.76
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:33:32.81
Chibbs
But yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Still, two years.

00:33:35.34
Bevo
Okay, yeah.

00:33:37.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:33:37.35
Bevo
You can make a case either way, I think.

00:33:38.21
Chibbs
Yeah. It's just like the Russell Crowe sort of thing here. Yeah.

00:33:43.76
Bevo
Yeah.

00:33:45.08
Chibbs
Keithy has won four Grammys. He's also received 15 country music awards, 13 CMA awards, and six ARIA awards.

00:33:56.71
Chibbs
That's a lot of awards for old Keith.

00:33:58.05
Bevo
Yeah. He's um deceptively massive, Keith Urban.

00:33:59.80
Chibbs
He's doing all right.

00:34:03.78
Chibbs
Yeah, I found this out, like, last week.

00:34:06.34
Jazzy
Thank you.

00:34:07.32
Chibbs
Yeah, last week I found this out.

00:34:08.67
Bevo
In person.

00:34:09.65
Chibbs
In 1980, yeah, he was a contestant on an Australian TV talent show called New Faces.

00:34:16.56
Bevo
Yep.

00:34:16.63
Chibbs
1980.

00:34:17.80
Bevo
That's like a precursor to red faces, which is our favorite show on, um, Hey, Saturday.

00:34:23.07
Chibbs
YouTube?

00:34:24.54
Bevo
Yeah. Well, YouTube now.

00:34:25.37
Chibbs
Hey, hey, it's Saturday. Yeah, famously famous Australian show hosted by an ostrich and a rapist.

00:34:30.40
Bevo
Yeah.

00:34:35.04
Jazzy
yeah

00:34:35.34
Bevo
He was a drummer as well. Did you know that? Old Daryl Summers.

00:34:38.08
Chibbs
Who, Daryl Summers?

00:34:39.61
Bevo
Yeah.

00:34:39.72
Chibbs
Or the ostrich? Aussie ostrich?

00:34:41.35
Bevo
I'll let you decide.

00:34:44.65
Chibbs
ah Quite the drum on that ostrich. ah In October 2013, during a concert in Tampa, Florida, Urban announced that he would sell signature guitars and accessories through the Home Shopping Network.

00:34:58.44
Bevo
seen those.

00:34:58.84
Chibbs
That's where he's going to sell his signature guitars.

00:34:59.91
Bevo
ah Yeah.

00:35:00.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:00.86
Bevo
I think you can buy them at Walmart and stuff.

00:35:03.66
Chibbs
ah so he did guitar packages. he did They did two runs of him in a six-month period, and he sold 42,000 guitar packs.

00:35:06.28
Bevo
yeah

00:35:13.96
Chibbs
Woo!

00:35:14.97
Bevo
That's, yeah, that's pretty good.

00:35:15.62
Chibbs
Keithy!

00:35:18.24
Chibbs
That's pretty, pretty good. Yeah.

00:35:22.11
Jazzy
She should get her to come work at Hayworth.

00:35:22.95
Chibbs
Damn. How's that? That's a lot of guitars.

00:35:25.81
Jazzy
They'd be happy with that. Yeah.

00:35:27.71
Chibbs
ah

00:35:27.89
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:35:29.13
Chibbs
Why isn't anyone else doing that? Like Home Shopping Network.

00:35:32.86
Bevo
yeah

00:35:34.58
Chibbs
Maybe they just think it's too, like, cringe.

00:35:38.26
Bevo
Well, maybe Keith Urban's got the market cornered.

00:35:38.54
Chibbs
a

00:35:41.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:42.12
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:35:42.57
Chibbs
Nah, Keith, he's already done that.

00:35:43.90
Bevo
the

00:35:44.33
Chibbs
um So, yeah, keep that in mind, that he's got a massive cut of these 42,000 guitar packs that have sold when it comes to how much he's spent.

00:35:51.64
Bevo
Is he still married to um our Nicole?

00:35:58.29
Chibbs
I believe so, but I'm pretty sure he was having an affair with his violin player.

00:36:02.49
Jazzy
Stop it.

00:36:03.17
Chibbs
Is that correct, Jas?

00:36:04.23
Jazzy
We had a big argument about this.

00:36:04.48
Bevo
Well, he's...

00:36:05.50
Jazzy
I said, my Keith would never cheat on Nick.

00:36:08.61
Bevo
Ah, so, uh,

00:36:08.79
Jazzy
And we were in the in the crowd having this conversation. He's like, look how he's hugging her. Stop it. You're ruining the show for me. That's how that went.

00:36:15.35
Bevo
okay.

00:36:16.13
Chibbs
God-spreading rumours.

00:36:16.99
Bevo
So this is speculation, right? I gotcha.

00:36:21.28
Chibbs
We don't know that.

00:36:22.78
Bevo
Yeah. Okay.

00:36:22.84
Chibbs
On the 2nd of February 2007, Urban filed a lawsuit against a New Jersey painter with the same name, who had a website called KeithUrban.com.

00:36:34.60
Chibbs
Keith Urban, the singer, he wanted to acquire the rights to the site, but the painter countersued, and the lawsuit was settled in the painter's favour.

00:36:35.01
Jazzy
ah

00:36:44.36
Bevo
Yes.

00:36:44.66
Chibbs
So there's a...

00:36:44.99
Jazzy
Oh, Keith Evans is spy for Little Bitch. Oh, my God.

00:36:47.11
Chibbs
Yeah, there so there's a painter in in New Jersey called Keith Urban and he owns the website. Yeah.

00:36:53.88
Jazzy
Wow, ah he took on the big guns.

00:36:54.88
Chibbs
How many jobs you reckon he gets and he gets there with his cans of paint and they're like, oh.

00:37:00.15
Jazzy
Oh, yeah.

00:37:03.28
Chibbs
It's like, really? It's only $1,600 to have Keith Urban come out here and paint my house.

00:37:07.74
Jazzy
Ah. Ah.

00:37:09.05
Chibbs
Not bad.

00:37:10.24
Bevo
you say KeithUrban.com?

00:37:10.86
Jazzy
Ah.

00:37:12.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:37:13.29
Bevo
Yeah, that does come to just a regular Keith Urban singing Keith Urban page. So yeah, he must've got it.

00:37:19.23
Chibbs
Oh, got it. So he got it somewhere. yeah

00:37:20.85
Bevo
I'm going to look that up though.

00:37:22.13
Chibbs
I reckon he's, yeah.

00:37:22.21
Bevo
going to look further into that because I want to find the painter.

00:37:25.44
Chibbs
Yeah, I reckon it's the, um he's done the old Bill Gates, you know, the, yeah like, we're going yeah, buy you out.

00:37:30.50
Bevo
Offer he can't refuse. Everyone's got a price.

00:37:36.22
Chibbs
um Keith, he's been in and out of rehab since the A lot of boozing, lot of coke. Yeah.

00:37:44.67
Bevo
As per the song.

00:37:45.14
Chibbs
Yeah. but its Yeah, songs. You don't just write songs without inspiration, do you?

00:37:52.54
Bevo
Well, someone else does, but.

00:37:55.71
Chibbs
That's true, yeah.

00:37:56.52
Jazzy
Are you suggesting that Chloe Tai is an alcoholic?

00:37:56.59
Chibbs
Danish people.

00:37:59.83
Jazzy
Is that her name?

00:37:59.87
Chibbs
Raging alcoholic.

00:38:00.61
Jazzy
Oh my goodness. Yeah.

00:38:03.17
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah Yeah. I knew it from the lack of Instagram followers.

00:38:07.77
Jazzy
yeah

00:38:08.75
Chibbs
Yeah. hiding the drinking. um I thought you'd like this, Bevo. You pull up Pink's Wikipedia page and it says no one for her acrobatic stage presence and activism before it says anything about the fact that she's fucking singer.

00:38:13.45
Bevo
Hmm.

00:38:22.94
Chibbs
She's an acrobat. She's a fucking acrobat. Yeah.

00:38:26.58
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

00:38:27.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:28.54
Bevo
True.

00:38:28.92
Chibbs
She was also a big, um she would have loved bloody recording this song because Pink was one of those, was one of the biggest COVID propagandists at the time.

00:38:41.19
Bevo
For or against...

00:38:43.51
Jazzy
yeah what sort of propagandist your type or a different one

00:38:45.77
Chibbs
But she was saying like, no, she was banging on that, you know, it's going to kill everyone and and you should get vaccinated and all that sort of stuff, you know.

00:38:51.50
Bevo
Ah, yeah, okay. She was right.

00:38:54.60
Jazzy
Ah.

00:38:56.61
Chibbs
Propaganda. It's produced by the Cutfather, in Keith, but she definitely wasn't right.

00:38:58.24
Bevo
She was right.

00:39:02.31
Chibbs
ah The video.

00:39:04.05
Bevo
Still alive.

00:39:04.94
Chibbs
ah Let's go the video here. Let's go to the video.

00:39:22.16
Chibbs
All right, so this has to be... I can't tell if it's a low budget or high budget, but the couch makes a big appearance.

00:39:27.95
Bevo
It's one of those.

00:39:32.10
Bevo
Oh, the main character.

00:39:32.41
Chibbs
but like The couch that they they talk about at the start is the main character of this this video because Keith wakes up and he's on a couch that is floating in the middle of the ocean.

00:39:43.74
Bevo
Well, that would be a cat sunrise for sure.

00:39:44.42
Chibbs
And somehow...

00:39:44.45
Jazzy
Yeah, I wasn't expecting that.

00:39:47.13
Chibbs
Yeah, at sunrise, he's woken up. He's deserted on a couch. Doesn't seem panicked at all. And somehow has like a trove of instruments, like acoustic guitars, different types of electric guitars.

00:39:58.48
Bevo
He's got a flare.

00:39:59.34
Chibbs
he Yeah, he manages to be able to stand on this couch. It's very sturdy.

00:40:05.01
Bevo
Yeah.

00:40:05.35
Chibbs
It's like there's not a lot of rocking.

00:40:05.63
Bevo
There's a second couch floating around too.

00:40:08.32
Chibbs
Yeah, a bunch of pissheads float around on some recliners with him at some point.

00:40:11.62
Bevo
ah the third couch.

00:40:12.28
Chibbs
there I assume they're his new friends.

00:40:12.34
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:40:14.47
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. And all the while Pink is on the shore, ah assume watching Keith out in the distance floating on a couch doing a guitar solo, it's been like, God damn it, Keith.

00:40:24.42
Bevo
Come back. What are you doing?

00:40:28.67
Chibbs
You told me to come and get you and now you're in the middle of the ocean on a couch. God damn it.

00:40:32.60
Jazzy
hmm

00:40:35.48
Chibbs
ah

00:40:35.71
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:40:36.62
Chibbs
I got some great YouTube comments.

00:40:39.06
Bevo
Oh, good.

00:40:39.56
Chibbs
Some really good ones. I just hit recent, and these are these are good. These are all recent. ah KDTom441, 11 days ago.

00:40:53.28
Chibbs
i love them both and would love to meet them in person. 64. I'm 64.

00:41:01.82
Bevo
That's important to know if you can meet someone.

00:41:03.92
Chibbs
I don't

00:41:04.08
Jazzy
Is that sort of like I've got a disability so make my wish come true but it's sort of like age.

00:41:08.80
Chibbs
know.

00:41:09.36
Bevo
I don't have much time left.

00:41:12.26
Jazzy
Yeah I might die

00:41:14.42
Chibbs
I'm 64.

00:41:14.44
Jazzy
um Make my dream come true.

00:41:16.09
Chibbs
Like that. He wrote the sentence. Like everything was normal up until then. It's like, I'm 64.

00:41:20.33
Jazzy
Kate's nearly 64. I don't think it's you know just

00:41:22.25
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not a problem.

00:41:23.59
Bevo
Well, in that on that same same note of people telling you more information than you need, we've got jhonjames6684.

00:41:28.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:30.76
Bevo
I think pink showed Keith up on this one and I'm a black guy.

00:41:36.38
Chibbs
they

00:41:37.37
Bevo
Why is that important?

00:41:40.68
Chibbs
Is pink black?

00:41:42.85
Bevo
i think I think because he's black, he has the authority to decide which one is more.

00:41:43.32
Jazzy
Is it...

00:41:50.85
Chibbs
Why? Why?

00:41:51.83
Jazzy
Is he saying one's a better singer because black people have amazing voices?

00:41:52.24
Bevo
Well, he's black.

00:41:57.09
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:41:57.41
Bevo
You'd have to ask him. I'm not going to speak for him.

00:41:58.19
Jazzy
Yeah, the fact I've come up with that is, is means we've got no i idea.

00:41:58.53
Chibbs
confused. You'd have to ask.

00:42:00.56
Bevo
Yeah.

00:42:00.92
Chibbs
Yeah, I'd have to get John James on the ah on the line there.

00:42:01.90
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:42:04.14
Bevo
Hmm.

00:42:05.21
Chibbs
This is a good one.

00:42:05.60
Bevo
Hmm.

00:42:06.09
Chibbs
CS Country Music. This track feels like it was written for me. It just connects on such a deep level. Oh, no.

00:42:13.41
Jazzy
They should probably go to drug and alcohol services.

00:42:14.66
Bevo
No.

00:42:17.01
Chibbs
Uh-oh. Here's my favourite. Here's my favourite. Joanne Finkel, one month ago. Hi Keith from West Palm Beach.

00:42:28.35
Chibbs
How clever to tape a video in the border. You and Pink sing great together. I just play and play that song over and over. God bless you and Nick and your two lovely daughters.

00:42:41.78
Chibbs
Stay safe and well. joe

00:42:44.51
Bevo
You see Keith at home and YouTube just scrolling the comments.

00:42:45.19
Jazzy
Oh. Oh.

00:42:47.03
Bevo
Oh, thanks. Yeah, right.

00:42:50.05
Jazzy
ah

00:42:50.17
Bevo
me just check the old comments on YouTube on my new video. I've got one from Tracy Marshall Ebbs. You'll think I'm stupid. Bar just drinking on my own. I couldn't spend all my money drinking all alone. First, if I went into a bar, I don't need money.

00:43:05.67
Bevo
And then there's a comment from Official Chino Marino four months ago. Hello, Tracy. Hope you're doing well. I appreciate your love and support.

00:43:17.28
Chibbs
a good community.

00:43:17.67
Bevo
going on yeah Chino Marino has just gone like there's Tracy on the Keith Urban page I found her

00:43:17.96
Chibbs
Kate's got a good comm community out there. It's a good community. All right, let's...

00:43:25.23
Chibbs
There she I've been looking for years. Let's play game.

00:43:36.28
Chibbs
All right. Now, I reckon Jazz can still play this because there's no way she remembers when he went in in what order he played this last week.

00:43:40.48
Bevo
this is my first ever time playing this

00:43:47.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:47.63
Jazzy
Yeah, yeah.

00:43:47.94
Chibbs
we saw We saw Keith Urban live last Wednesday. um Can't say we made it to the end of his 24-song two-and-a-half-hour show,

00:43:59.41
Jazzy
Well, we forgot the show was happening until like three hours beforehand and we weren't in the mood when we realised.

00:43:59.53
Chibbs
but

00:44:05.64
Jazzy
So we actually did very well to get through most of it.

00:44:05.88
Chibbs
Have we did to do any...

00:44:08.11
Bevo
Are you fan? Are you enough? You obviously bought the tickets, Jazz. but Are you a fan?

00:44:12.57
Jazzy
Yeah. Well, yeah.

00:44:13.45
Bevo
Like, are you just, oh, are you just like casual? Yeah.

00:44:17.56
Jazzy
No, I am a fan, but that was probably my fourth concert and it was sort of like very similar to his other ones, whereas you can go see Ed Sheeran and it's different.

00:44:22.75
Bevo
Yeah, and yeah. Yeah, I've done that before.

00:44:26.58
Jazzy
It's not the same. Yeah.

00:44:27.98
Bevo
i've seen I've seen a band multiple times and you get to like the last song and you're like, i know what happens here.

00:44:28.67
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:44:32.26
Bevo
I'll beat the traffic.

00:44:32.91
Jazzy
Yes.

00:44:33.88
Bevo
Yeah.

00:44:34.36
Jazzy
Yes, we did beat the traffic, didn't we, darling?

00:44:34.86
Bevo
It's,

00:44:36.17
Jazzy
And it was torrential rain. Yeah.

00:44:38.18
Chibbs
Yeah, it was. Yeah, we definitely beat the traffic. You know, our ultimate our ultimate beat the traffic, Jazz, was Good Things a couple of years ago when Limp Bizkit and Fall Out Boy were playing.

00:44:40.64
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:44:43.83
Jazzy
Yeah. I know.

00:44:48.90
Chibbs
And we watched Limp Bizkit and they rocked so good.

00:44:52.41
Bevo
Yeah.

00:44:52.48
Chibbs
And then Fall Out Boy were about to come on and it's just getting late and a massive day.

00:44:58.08
Jazzy
We're old

00:44:58.86
Bevo
Yeah.

00:44:59.22
Chibbs
and we're old and i said to jazz i'm like i've seen fallout boy ah so ah twice like i'm happy if you want to walk out of here we can we can go we've left just casually walked out got an uber like at the gate jumped in it we're in a hotel room just and then we're in the hotel as we go to the hotel fucking the heavens just

00:45:00.25
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:15.21
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:45:22.32
Chibbs
opened up and it pierced down rain like nothing, like the most insane storm.

00:45:22.79
Bevo
ah

00:45:25.45
Bevo
um Amazing.

00:45:28.15
Bevo
Yeah.

00:45:28.30
Chibbs
And then we heard the next day that they had to do full air boy cut because it was lightning, cut the set.

00:45:35.54
Bevo
Wow.

00:45:35.81
Chibbs
So left, left the stage and they emergency evacuated Efron.

00:45:37.38
Bevo
Oh, what a stroke of luck.

00:45:40.97
Chibbs
But what was it? They, they got them all into a, they got trapped in this pen.

00:45:43.18
Jazzy
They got trapped. They didn't open the gates.

00:45:46.81
Chibbs
Yeah. With one port-a-potty for like hours and,

00:45:48.23
Bevo
And then they they shot them all dead.

00:45:50.10
Jazzy
And someone fainted in it. Yeah, no. Yeah, they had one toilet and I think someone fainted in it and so there was no toilets for like 5,000 people.

00:45:55.28
Bevo
Wow. They sent in the fucking fire bombs.

00:45:56.81
Jazzy
Yeah. Yeah.

00:45:58.80
Bevo
Wow.

00:45:59.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:45:59.74
Bevo
I, um, I was at the download festival and I left while ghosts were playing and that's because I'm not a huge ghost fan, but we kind of heard them as we were walking past and that's plenty and yeah, big traffic.

00:46:00.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:04.76
Chibbs
Good call. Yeah.

00:46:09.39
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. That's enough, Ghost.

00:46:11.17
Bevo
Yeah.

00:46:11.72
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay, so he played...

00:46:13.55
Bevo
All right.

00:46:15.00
Chibbs
This is at Wynn Entertainment Centre last Wednesday.

00:46:17.19
Bevo
Yep. Uh huh.

00:46:17.92
Chibbs
Jazz and I were there.

00:46:19.39
Bevo
Yeah.

00:46:19.63
Chibbs
um Hey, I think we got like 19 songs in yeah out of the 24.

00:46:19.87
Jazzy
ah so

00:46:25.95
Chibbs
Not that bad.

00:46:27.23
Bevo
So you said, did you hear this song?

00:46:27.77
Chibbs
He played...

00:46:28.37
Jazzy
So did we hear this song?

00:46:30.06
Chibbs
We did hear this song.

00:46:30.94
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:46:31.43
Bevo
Okay.

00:46:31.55
Chibbs
We did hear this song.

00:46:31.66
Jazzy
Okay. So it's not last.

00:46:31.75
Bevo
There's a clue. I've got a clue.

00:46:32.80
Chibbs
Okay. All right.

00:46:33.83
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:46:34.21
Chibbs
So, yeah, we've narrowed it down a little bit. But out of the 24 songs, he plays 1 to 15 on the main stage, and then he goes and plays songs 16 to 19 on a smaller stage up the back of the stadium and then goes back to the big, big stage for the last five.

00:46:43.03
Bevo
Yep.

00:46:46.92
Bevo
Yep. ah Yep. yep

00:46:51.90
Bevo
Okay.

00:46:54.91
Bevo
what are the What are the small stage songs?

00:46:54.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:57.21
Bevo
Sorry, like 15 to... Okay, I'm

00:47:00.23
Chibbs
16 to 19. You

00:47:02.68
Bevo
going to say 16. I'm going say he's played it on the small stage.

00:47:04.76
Chibbs
yeah he hits reckon he hits a small stage and drops into one too many?

00:47:08.59
Bevo
Yeah.

00:47:10.33
Chibbs
Bizarre.

00:47:11.57
Jazzy
i think I think it was took but just before that, like 15, and he goes, take it away, Pink, and then Pink starts singing on the screen and then he kind of walks at the end of that to the stage.

00:47:20.27
Bevo
Oh, doesn't Pink live in Wollongong?

00:47:23.51
Chibbs
Did she?

00:47:23.69
Jazzy
ah Does she? No. She goes there.

00:47:27.34
Bevo
No, I'm joking because she plays there so much.

00:47:27.49
Jazzy
No, she doesn't.

00:47:29.68
Chibbs
Oh, like, yeah.

00:47:29.94
Bevo
fucking lives there.

00:47:30.50
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:47:32.10
Chibbs
um Yeah, jack you got it. yes That's what he did.

00:47:34.86
Jazzy
Is that right? That's what's happened?

00:47:35.43
Chibbs
Yeah, he did it.

00:47:36.08
Jazzy
Yeah. Oh, I've got an advantage.

00:47:36.48
Chibbs
He did it 15. He did it 15. He did it 15.

00:47:38.77
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:47:39.01
Bevo
It's close.

00:47:39.23
Chibbs
I wouldn't have been able to tell you.

00:47:39.49
Bevo
So

00:47:39.67
Jazzy
No. I wouldn't have thought I could remember that either, actually, but it's just i yeah, i remember how he did it.

00:47:40.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:47:43.18
Bevo
the last song before the acoustic order.

00:47:46.02
Chibbs
Yeah. And how's this, Bevo? Last song, not that I saw it, but no, he went two covers to finish the night.

00:47:50.69
Bevo
Days Go By. That's his big one. Well, that's the I know.

00:47:54.06
Jazzy
Oh, that's such a good one.

00:47:55.35
Chibbs
he went too covered so finish the noise

00:47:57.95
Bevo
Okay.

00:47:58.43
Jazzy
Yeah, that was weird.

00:47:59.88
Chibbs
Two covers. He did You Get What You Give by New Radicals and then did Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again by the Angels.

00:48:03.30
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:48:07.06
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

00:48:08.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:08.67
Bevo
Good good to leave before then.

00:48:08.73
Jazzy
And they already done like the pink pony club too.

00:48:12.84
Chibbs
Yeah, he did it.

00:48:13.18
Bevo
Oh, that's right.

00:48:13.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:13.76
Bevo
I've seen him do that on Fallon or one of those.

00:48:17.54
Chibbs
Yeah, he did that.

00:48:18.15
Bevo
Yeah.

00:48:19.59
Chibbs
Yeah. um Yeah, honestly, I just don't know any Keith Urban songs, so every time he's going to a song, everyone's like, oh! And I look at Jazz, I'm like, oh, is this a good one?

00:48:30.42
Bevo
Yeah.

00:48:32.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:32.25
Jazzy
ha

00:48:32.30
Bevo
Yeah,

00:48:34.29
Jazzy
ones

00:48:34.87
Chibbs
Is this one of the ones?

00:48:35.29
Bevo
yeah.

00:48:36.13
Jazzy
ha

00:48:37.42
Chibbs
Yeah. um It was great. It sounded awesome.

00:48:40.62
Bevo
I know he's an incredible guitar player.

00:48:40.78
Chibbs
Yeah, it's really good.

00:48:40.90
Jazzy
Great band.

00:48:43.20
Bevo
When I was taking lessons but way back in the day, um someone gave me his song to learn. It's called Clutter Billy and it's just instrumental country stuff. And to this day, ah it still challenges me.

00:48:52.69
Chibbs
Okay.

00:48:54.77
Bevo
i can't play it very well.

00:48:56.95
Chibbs
Oh, Kati.

00:48:57.49
Bevo
But yeah, it'd be one of my 1,001 songs that make you want to live.

00:48:58.86
Jazzy
Yeah, he is amazing. I don't know why he wasn't. He wasn't being amazing. Yeah, like he was kind of messing with the crowd by just playing one note like I'm going to play. I'm going to play and we're like, yeah, Kenya, because that is what we came here for.

00:49:09.46
Chibbs
Yeah, he's dick-teasing, dick-teasing the crowd.

00:49:10.74
Bevo
Yeah,

00:49:11.87
Chibbs
um

00:49:12.19
Jazzy
kept doing it. Yeah.

00:49:13.63
Chibbs
He did it a bunch of times, yeah. I think it was just like, he's like, you know what?

00:49:15.37
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:49:17.37
Chibbs
Fuck you, Wollongong. I'm playing at Kudos Bank Arena tomorrow night.

00:49:20.65
Bevo
yeah.

00:49:21.15
Chibbs
Yeah. ba Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:22.11
Bevo
Got better than this.

00:49:24.65
Chibbs
You want to see me play any more notes than this? Come to Sydney tomorrow.

00:49:34.47
Chibbs
It peaked at number six in Australia, 40 in the UK and 52 on the u US Billboard Hot 100. that a hit? It's not a hit.

00:49:45.14
Bevo
Well, I didn't know this existed until tonight, i got to say.

00:49:48.56
Chibbs
Right, okay. It reached the top 10 in the US country charts. It did win collaboration a year at the 2021 Country Music Awards. It was nominated for a Song of the Year at the 2021 ARIA Awards.

00:50:03.42
Chibbs
And it won the highest selling single of the year at the Queensland Music Awards. You know, the Queensland Music Awards.

00:50:15.39
Bevo
Yeah, the QMAs.

00:50:16.12
Chibbs
Yeah. I never get these awards. It's like highest selling single. It's like, wow. You know who's going to win. It's whoever sold the most.

00:50:27.34
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:28.01
Chibbs
Like, that's it.

00:50:28.22
Bevo
It's not... It's data.

00:50:29.46
Jazzy
awesome

00:50:30.38
Chibbs
yeah It's just, yeah.

00:50:31.15
Bevo
Yeah.

00:50:32.25
Chibbs
Should we just get ChatGPT'd and do the Oscars from now on or what?

00:50:34.88
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:35.63
Chibbs
Like, well, this one made it some money, so that's obviously the best movie.

00:50:36.52
Bevo
Yeah.

00:50:40.10
Bevo
Yeah, well, yeah.

00:50:42.79
Chibbs
Is that how it works?

00:50:43.02
Jazzy
They had the best publicist, didn't they? I don't know if it's the...

00:50:45.21
Chibbs
Yeah, pretty much.

00:50:45.84
Bevo
Well, the only quantifiable...

00:50:46.17
Chibbs
That's right.

00:50:46.49
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:50:46.73
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Or when, or if Weinstein was around, you know, um

00:50:53.47
Jazzy
Yeah, no. We do know.

00:50:55.70
Bevo
I just nodded on a podcast.

00:50:56.39
Chibbs
let's find out.

00:50:56.91
Jazzy
Thanks for bringing down the mood.

00:50:57.89
Chibbs
yeah

00:50:58.10
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:50:58.38
Chibbs
yeah Can we please find out how much he spent at the bar drinking alone?

00:50:59.06
Bevo
I just nodded.

00:51:18.18
Chibbs
Okay, so we know he spent all of his money. Yeah? He did say it.

00:51:22.85
Bevo
okay

00:51:24.75
Chibbs
All of it. So how much did he spend at the bar drinking alone, staring at his phone? um Yeah. What do you reckon it was, Bebe?

00:51:36.09
Bevo
Okay. 450 mil.

00:51:38.28
Chibbs
Damn, that's a lot.

00:51:39.34
Jazzy
What?

00:51:39.62
Chibbs
You'd die.

00:51:39.70
Jazzy
450 mil. I was thinking 100.

00:51:41.18
Chibbs
You'd die.

00:51:41.27
Bevo
He's got a very successful guitar.

00:51:42.88
Jazzy
I'm even less.

00:51:44.64
Bevo
Very successful guitar.

00:51:44.68
Chibbs
You reckon he's worth $450

00:51:47.34
Bevo
I'm getting smart now because I know that Dave Grohl is worth 330 mil and James Hetfield is worth 300.

00:51:52.18
Chibbs
case

00:51:52.57
Bevo
Yeah.

00:51:54.51
Chibbs
like Okay, so he's worth more than Grohl and Hetfield. Keith. Our Keith.

00:51:59.97
Bevo
Okay. Yeah, playing at Wollongong.

00:52:02.26
Chibbs
Yeah, playing at Wollongong. All right, Jazzy, what do reckon he's worth?

00:52:03.68
Bevo
Yeah.

00:52:04.94
Jazzy
thinking max a hundred i'm even less 80 million.

00:52:10.82
Bevo
He's married to Nicole Kidman too.

00:52:12.87
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not but his money.

00:52:12.98
Jazzy
Yeah, but it's not their net worth. It's just his.

00:52:14.64
Chibbs
Yeah,

00:52:16.05
Jazzy
Is that right, Han? Like it's not.

00:52:18.04
Bevo
i look um I don't know.

00:52:18.50
Chibbs
I'm not factoring in his wife's money.

00:52:19.20
Bevo
I'm about to, I'm just about to find out. All right.

00:52:24.82
Chibbs
um Well, Jazzy's real close and Bevo hates far off because he's worth $75 million.

00:52:29.41
Jazzy
Yes.

00:52:29.98
Chibbs
Guitar sales. Yeah.

00:52:32.17
Jazzy
Oh, I'm so close.

00:52:33.23
Bevo
Okay.

00:52:33.21
Jazzy
What do I get?

00:52:33.76
Bevo
I overestimated the guitar sales.

00:52:37.68
Jazzy
ah

00:52:37.84
Bevo
Not much profit in them.

00:52:37.86
Chibbs
tao yeah

00:52:38.82
Jazzy
I just think, yeah, if you if you're playing in Wollongong, is it to just be generous or is it, I don't know.

00:52:44.63
Chibbs
Yeah, I guess it's just, you' got if you're doing an Australian tour and you play stadiums, you can only do six but five shows.

00:52:45.59
Jazzy
he's

00:52:54.08
Chibbs
like So you've got to chuck something else in somewhere.

00:52:55.16
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Regional.

00:52:57.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:52:57.99
Bevo
Yeah.

00:52:58.67
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:52:59.57
Jazzy
It wasn't sold out. Sorry, Keith.

00:53:01.53
Chibbs
It was not sold out. Sorry, Keithy. Yeah. Do you want to know, what about Pink's?

00:53:04.19
Bevo
I've got to show you. I'm i'm going to see... um

00:53:08.63
Chibbs
Oh, who?

00:53:08.74
Bevo
sorry, um I'm going to see one of the beach boys in October. and um, uh, the only one that's not dead.

00:53:12.88
Chibbs
Which one? The Racist?

00:53:15.28
Jazzy
not the dead one

00:53:16.78
Bevo
but Yeah.

00:53:17.08
Chibbs
Mike Love?

00:53:17.22
Bevo
One of, one of the, no, no, one of the only two that aren't dead. Al Jardine, the other one, but, um,

00:53:21.57
Chibbs
One of the only two that's not dead.

00:53:23.98
Bevo
ah There's a couple more, but they're like later members. Anyway, ah my mate sent me a picture of the Sydney show tickets availability. It's in October.

00:53:31.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:32.24
Bevo
And there's like, I would say there's 80% of the state of the, it's the opera house actually, 80% still available.

00:53:33.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:37.68
Chibbs
Oh.

00:53:38.73
Bevo
And it's like, no one's going on that.

00:53:39.24
Chibbs
Of course it is. No one gives a fuck about him. Yeah.

00:53:42.65
Bevo
um I'm going, I'm kidding.

00:53:43.11
Chibbs
It's like no one's going...

00:53:44.76
Bevo
Not to Sydney, but yeah.

00:53:45.28
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah. ah Pink. what do you think Pink's net worth is in 2025? What do you reckon, Bebe?

00:53:54.15
Bevo
I'm going to say 200 million.

00:53:56.59
Chibbs
Okay. Jazz?

00:53:57.63
Jazzy
yeah she's got sense she's got sense like a lot of them so through

00:54:00.18
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. Common sense.

00:54:04.18
Chibbs
She does. She doesn't have enough common sense not to bloody hang out with Keith Urban every goddamn night while he's getting pissed.

00:54:08.51
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:11.73
Jazzy
I think 300 million and again I think the two of them were just sort of representing the the lay person. I don't think it was actually about them as a couple. I think they were trying to, you know, explain what people, you know, what it's like for us people paying rent and having to get drunk every night.

00:54:22.08
Bevo
Yeah. Cosplaying. Yeah.

00:54:27.75
Chibbs
but

00:54:30.28
Bevo
Yeah. Slamming it. Yeah. Yeah.

00:54:33.90
Chibbs
Right, okay.

00:54:33.89
Jazzy
Yeah, there's so many people.

00:54:34.97
Chibbs
You know you're scum.

00:54:35.45
Jazzy
So 300 million. Yeah.

00:54:36.23
Chibbs
You know you're scum.

00:54:37.51
Jazzy
Oh, wow. Woohoo!

00:54:40.40
Chibbs
Bevo's fucking on on the nose. 200 million.

00:54:45.32
Bevo
I got to say, we we do this we do this every week and we do Pink a lot and a lot of artists we do a lot and I have no memory of any of them.

00:54:46.10
Chibbs
and yeah

00:54:52.27
Bevo
So, yeah.

00:54:53.29
Chibbs
No, I don't either at all. Not one little bit. All right, it is...

00:54:57.20
Jazzy
That's a lot of money.

00:54:57.67
Bevo
Not cheating.

00:54:58.34
Jazzy
Wow.

00:54:59.89
Chibbs
Yeah, it is. Oh, where's my... Where's my bloody rate this shit thing here?

00:55:06.25
Bevo
going have to sing it.

00:55:07.22
Chibbs
It's got missing. That's weird. Oh, no, here we go.

00:55:13.76
Chibbs
Oh, shit.

00:55:14.61
Bevo
battle it yeah That'll it.

00:55:16.71
Chibbs
yeah you get the You get the idea. It's only been 500 times I've done it. All

00:55:24.95
Chibbs
right, what are we going to rate it out of?

00:55:25.03
Bevo
I genuinely think we're pretty close to, we must be pretty close to 500 at this point.

00:55:30.11
Chibbs
I think we're still like 30 or something episodes off, which is a long time.

00:55:33.73
Bevo
Okay. well um'm I'm slowly counting my way up.

00:55:35.00
Chibbs
but Yeah.

00:55:36.32
Bevo
So we'll see.

00:55:37.24
Chibbs
Yeah. We'll make it a live. We'll do a live.

00:55:39.65
Bevo
Yeah. I'll fly down.

00:55:40.70
Chibbs
Coming at you live. um Okay. What are we going rate it out of?

00:55:49.07
Bevo
Do think there's $75 million dollars worth of stock in the bar? No, of course there's not.

00:55:55.73
Chibbs
There's no way. There's no way.

00:55:57.87
Bevo
the You drunk the bar dry, that's a 10.

00:55:58.81
Chibbs
No.

00:56:01.08
Bevo
ah you just had a nice little spritzer.

00:56:01.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. One is um you you just you only took a tenner down with you and you got a schooner, um but you had to borrow a few bucks off someone to get that as well because they're $14.70.

00:56:10.80
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:15.41
Bevo
Yeah. It's not happy hour. Yeah.

00:56:18.60
Chibbs
um and then And then you just rang Pink and went, hey, Pink, um I'm done. Do you mind coming to pick me up? She's like, yeah, no worries.

00:56:25.20
Bevo
Yeah. Grab you.

00:56:25.96
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:56:26.40
Chibbs
That's a one.

00:56:27.34
Bevo
I'm just, I'll be 15 minutes.

00:56:27.76
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:28.51
Bevo
Thanks.

00:56:30.07
Chibbs
I'm cold sober. um

00:56:35.11
Chibbs
yeah ah I've lost already lost track of the ratings here.

00:56:38.06
Bevo
yeah 10, you've had one too many.

00:56:38.98
Chibbs
What do you give it? but yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:40.67
Bevo
and Pink's pretty pissed off when she picks you

00:56:41.46
Chibbs
One, two, three. What do you give it out of 10, Bevo?

00:56:47.63
Bevo
ah it's It's pretty dog shit. um It's like you can tell that this was written in a committee.

00:56:57.31
Chibbs
yeah it's written by committee.

00:56:57.87
Bevo
You know what i mean? like Yeah, it's forgettable.

00:56:59.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:00.43
Bevo
8.5 out of

00:57:04.99
Jazzy
Oh.

00:57:05.58
Chibbs
Holy shit. Oh, my God. Wow. yeah He so casually throws high numbers. Like, it's, yeah.

00:57:15.64
Jazzy
Hmm.

00:57:16.06
Bevo
Well, I've been listening to old episodes and I feel like I was too, maybe too far.

00:57:16.72
Chibbs
Okay.

00:57:21.02
Bevo
I was swinging for the fences a lot and I want to be a bit more.

00:57:23.36
Chibbs
Well, yeah, like when you gave the crazy frog a fall. Yeah.

00:57:25.92
Bevo
yeah

00:57:26.60
Jazzy
Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:57:26.99
Bevo
Yes, exactly.

00:57:27.56
Jazzy
Ha ha ha ha.

00:57:27.86
Bevo
Like when I gave the crazy frog a four, not like Dan Southern though, who gave like,

00:57:29.16
Chibbs
the the The fucking song that goes, bam, bam, bam,

00:57:35.10
Chibbs
full this is great

00:57:36.03
Bevo
not like Dan Southern who gave 10 consecutive fucking tens in a row. Yeah.

00:57:41.49
Chibbs
yeah lunatic yeah ah jazzy what do you give it out of ten

00:57:47.39
Jazzy
um It is a bit repetitive. It's low on the actual lyrics and it just kind of says the same thing over and over. They're catchy-ish. I'm not a huge fan of pink, but Keith gets extra points for being the hottest man.

00:58:01.99
Chibbs
Her singing or acrobatics?

00:58:05.01
Jazzy
I've actually never seen the acrobatics.

00:58:06.14
Bevo
You've got to weigh the acrobatics higher than the ah singing because she's more known for that.

00:58:06.55
Jazzy
Yeah.

00:58:10.04
Jazzy
yeah

00:58:11.38
Chibbs
It's more known as an acrobat.

00:58:11.94
Jazzy
I've only really heard her sing and i it sounds just shouty, which you should like, darling.

00:58:13.58
Chibbs
It's all I can do.

00:58:18.72
Jazzy
You do a lot sing-shouting. um but yeah But, ah yeah, he's he may be the hottest man alive and maybe the nicest man alive, so I'm going to give him a point for each of those things.

00:58:30.21
Chibbs
When he's not in rehab...

00:58:30.20
Jazzy
um It makes the music more enjoyable. He's pleasing. Look at him working on himself. This is what I'm talking about. What a good guy.

00:58:38.30
Chibbs
Oh my God.

00:58:39.28
Jazzy
so

00:58:40.40
Chibbs
Yeah. Jazzy really is a person that's like, oh, I've got to go pick Keith up again.

00:58:41.72
Bevo
Hang on.

00:58:44.45
Bevo
Are you talking about Keith Urban the painter or Keith Urban the singer?

00:58:44.75
Jazzy
So he's up to three. Three. Three. Yeah.

00:58:48.16
Chibbs
new Jersey painter for sure.

00:58:50.86
Jazzy
um three three yeah

00:58:53.14
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Loves it. Loves it. um You're going to be proud of me, Bevo. I give it a, Ring-a-ding-ding-bam-bam-crazy-frog-four.

00:59:03.23
Bevo
Beautiful. Amazing.

00:59:05.02
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, that was all right. Didn't think it was too bad at all.

00:59:08.26
Bevo
I listened to it twice in a row just before and i've I've totally forgotten how it sounds except in my head, you know when something's of similar melody melody and you get it, that song stuck in your head instead of the song you're supposed to be listening to?

00:59:11.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:22.18
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:23.36
Bevo
It's Just a Touch of Paradise by bloody Johnny Farnham. Just a touch, a touch of paradise.

00:59:32.34
Chibbs
He's stuck again.

00:59:35.39
Bevo
Yeah, so that's a better song than this.

00:59:36.24
Chibbs
Amazing. Actually, yeah, that is. That's got, God damn you, Bevo.

00:59:39.10
Jazzy
God damn, that's going to be in my head tonight.

00:59:41.54
Chibbs
right.

00:59:41.69
Jazzy
You really want me here.

00:59:41.98
Chibbs
Well, yeah, thanks. Thanks for that, Bevo.

00:59:44.14
Jazzy
Okay.

00:59:46.21
Bevo
Signing off.

00:59:47.60
Chibbs
Yeah, all right.

00:59:49.81
Bevo
Ring-a-ding-ding.

00:59:50.01
Chibbs
nice member Thanks, Bevo. Thanks, Jazzy.

00:59:51.05
Bevo
Bam, bam, bam.

00:59:51.52
Chibbs
Everyone else, go and fuck yourself.

01:00:07.56
Bevo
Just a touch, a touch of paradise.

01:00:26.20
Chibbs
Shut up, pink!

01:00:27.93
Jazzy
Mm-hmm.