Cry for You - September

Cry for You – September

Score: 8.1

In 2006, Petra Marklund, better known by her Europop nom de guerre September, released Cry for You, a track that felt less like a song and more like a government-mandated vaccination against sadness. Somewhere between a breakup anthem and an IKEA flat-pack instruction manual for melancholy, the Swedish queen of cry-while-dancing gifted the world a chorus that managed to be both nihilistic and euphoric, like Robyn if she’d been trapped inside a Ministry of Sound compilation CD for three months.

“Cry for You” is built on a trance-lite backbone that sounds like it was engineered specifically for provincial nightclubs where the carpet is sticky and the smoking area is just a bench. Lyrically, September delivers existential devastation with all the emotion of someone reading out loud from a bus timetable — and that’s exactly why it works. Her stoicism turns heartache into a communal ritual: we’re not crying for him, we’re crying for ourselves, for 2000s fashion, for the tragic return of shutter shades.

Pitchfork has long maintained that pop music is at its best when it convinces you that your heartbreak is part of a collective European experience. Cry for You achieves this in under four minutes, which is more than you can say for most PhD theses on postmodern ennui.

Is it high art? No. But like all essential dancefloor classics, it turns personal despair into a group hug where everyone smells vaguely of Jägerbombs.

Best moment: the chorus, which sounds like the soundtrack to every MySpace breakup ever.
Worst moment: realising you actually did cry for him.

Final verdict: September gave us the perfect reminder that tears and glitter coexist. And sometimes, that’s enough.

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Transcript

00:38.61
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad they make you want to open a stall at Paddy's Market selling black market leather goods.

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I guess eventually if you're in Paddy's Market long enough, you want to find a belt to hang yourself with.

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Me and some friends took the train up into Sydney when we were quite young and two of my mates were drinking like vodka, orange juice out of a two-liter orange juice container on the train up.

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So they were very drunk by the time they got there to hit Paddy's.

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To hit paddies.

02:23.70
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And then we so we all kind of split up and then we heard over the PA, ah could Ryan and Emily please come to the front gate?

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02:47.88
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Well, speaking of throwing up, we are doing Cry For You by September, the month.

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I think there's certain, um I think there's certain names that work, so certain months that work as names somehow.

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04:02.61
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exactly it um it's something to do with I don't know the Arctic Circle and Scandinavia I guess I've no idea yeah it's like what's that I've never heard that song I don't know who the fuck September is she doesn't know who it is we'll get to that lyrics verse 1

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I never had to say goodbye. You must have known I wouldn't stay. While you were talking about our life, you killed the beauty of today.

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06:10.20
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06:18.79
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Oh, no, you killed You ruined the day.

06:23.98
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Now today's ruined because of what we've got to do tomorrow, you idiot.

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I never had to say goodbye.

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06:34.31
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06:46.30
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06:47.28
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She didn't say goodbye because she's already made it clear she's leaving. She's like, ah, I'm not going to bother with this.

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oh oh Or her partner of some sort has either bludgeoned or strangled to death the beauty of today's society.

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She's already...

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whoever's Who is considered to be the most beautiful person at the moment? Is there a list?

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Yeah.

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World's most beautiful person.

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07:33.28
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Yeah. Yeah.

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The beauty of today.

07:34.14
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Yeah.

07:37.70
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That's an incredible movie. We watched it together. See you later, murderer.

09:19.12
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Are you going say goodbye? You won't get that from me. Murderer.

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09:33.99
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Fucking hell. All right, pre-chorus. Forever and ever, life is now or never. Forever never comes around. People love and let go.

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Forever and ever, life is now or never. Forever's going to slow you down.

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10:00.52
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Life is now as in the the moment or it's never you're dead forever, forever, forever, forever.

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Okay. Forever.

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Mm-hmm.

10:26.64
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10:31.79
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10:49.80
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And then she says forever never comes around.

10:50.20
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I don't think she knows. She's...

10:53.28
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So she's answered the question. know. Life is now or never. Forever never comes around. So it's life is never.

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Yeah. um And Forever's going to slow you down? Sure it would.

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Next week, we're going to see if Beville will fuck 11 off the pies. Okay, the chorus. The chorus goes, you'll never see me again, now who's going to cry for you? You'll never see me again, no matter what you

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See, this is like, it's very absolute, isn't it? You'll never see me again.

15:25.54
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ah Yeah, they're obviously not living in forever because you would have a 100% chance of seeing them again.

15:28.98
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15:35.15
Bevo
Maybe she's turned invisible.

15:38.16
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The Invisible Woman.

15:39.27
Bevo
Yeah.

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invisible September, the invisible month.

15:42.82
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but what i yeah The invisible month. but We all know that. um Could be invisibility. That's entirely possible.

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Mm.

15:51.01
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um

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Transparency.

15:52.77
Chibbs
Yeah, or just, ah just yeah. but I mean... If you're not living forever, I reckon and you could you could get far enough away from someone to never see them again. um But it doesn't explain why why this person is so desperate to have someone cry for them.

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It's like, are they collecting tears?

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16:13.10
Bevo
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Like, cry for me.

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16:21.90
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16:23.75
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yeah amy okay That's true. I do enjoy the

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I

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Like, also, has he done the ultimate reverse psychology here where it's just like, na um don't go. i enjoy how much you cry all the time.

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Yeah.

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Like...

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Oh, he's like, no, no, stay, stay. I need the tears. I need all the crying in my life. That's what i need.

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I need, um that's a good point. Who is going to cry for me?

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Because that's what I look forward to every fucking day is getting up and having you cry.

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Chibbs
Yeah. jesus She's drinking seven Gatorades a day just to stay hydrated from the amount she cries.

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and so This is, this is my, uh,

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Just always crying.

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Who's the crying woman? That's September.

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duct. I'm incapable, so she comes everywhere I go just in case something's a bit sad.

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it's it's a disability, actually.

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<unk>'s to his crier.

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She walks through town in Peter Pan.

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Everybody's...

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in beat

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um

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Robin Hood.

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Right, yeah, Robin Hood has a town cry.

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but Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure. yeah

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18:59.85
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Yeah. um The post-scorers goes, na-na-na-na-na.

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I'm glad they wrote that down.

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I've got no notes on that. so We can get when carry on there.

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That could be a crying sound. You could do like...

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It could be... Not enough Nas. Yeah.

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not enough to ask yeah um it could

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yeah

19:28.41
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It's probably crying. It's probably crying. That's how they they, if you have to um write down crying in Sweden or whatever, it's NARS. That's

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maybe yeah that's that could be a thing but also it could be that she's um she's like you'll never see me again and she's gonna slam the door on the way out and he's like he doesn't like the door being slammed he's like no no no

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how they do it.

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It's got blood all over his hands. This

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He's just finished watching Marley and me and she's about to walk out the door.

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is the saddest thing ever seen. Where'd she go? She didn't even say goodbye.

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Verse 2. well

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no matter what you do.

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You never heard me break your heart. You didn't wake up when we... Wait, sorry. You never heard me break your heart. You didn't wake up when we died.

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Since I was lonely from the start, I think the end is mine to write.

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The dead? Is this scary month? Should we have done this in scary month?

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ah Yeah, that's true.

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assuming Assuming this comes out then.

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Yeah.

20:47.80
Bevo
Yeah.

20:48.58
Chibbs
he can't yeah You can't not do any song that's written by the month that it's in.

20:50.36
Bevo
Hmm.

20:54.64
Chibbs
It's the rules. Yeah. um Okay. So you never heard me break your heart. It really just sounds like he's just not that into it and she's putting all this on him.

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Like, oh, I can see your heart broken. You didn't even know I broke your heart. He's like, huh?

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Hmm.

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My God, I've seen Temple of Doom and ah so that that kind of screaming. Yeah,

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but ah Oh, it's a hand going straight into my chest.

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You didn't wake up when we died? It's like, yeah, okay.

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Yeah. um I don't know. Like, they died peacefully in their sleep, I guess.

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Some kind of overdose, I reckon.

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don't know.

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Bevo
You know when the people die on the table?

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Chibbs
Yeah, you call an overdose.

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People die on the table for like 10 minutes and then they they get them back?

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Like the operating table?

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Bevo
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Or just a table?

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Not the kitchen table, yeah. The craps table.

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People have been known to die for 10 minutes.

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The train times table.

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Yeah,

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and People have died on that for sure.

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yeah

22:48.04
Chibbs
Since I was lonely from the start, I think the end is mine to write.

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It doesn't rhyme.

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so Yeah.

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I think... No. None of this rhymes.

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Yeah, they're good rhyming words.

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the

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How does died and right work?

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these This is classic. Like, they're not even fucking...

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Make it rhyme if it doesn't make sense. 100%. But if you are trying to be deep or artistic in any sort of way, make it fucking better than this.

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It has to make sense and you have to actually be able to understand what they're trying to get at. um

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We're still confused by the artist's name at this point. They're in the second verse and we're confused by the name of who's singing it.

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For this hit, this massive hit that happened many years ago that everyone really loved.

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Yeah, I hadn't heard it either.

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yeah

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Yeah, that never, yeah.

24:33.56
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like

24:34.44
Bevo
It was a TikTok thing. And it was like, the the joke was like, little kid riding on a bike and the bike goes out of control and veers off into the distance. And it's like, you'll never see me again.

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That kind of stuff.

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That's a good meme.

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24:48.05
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I like that. Yeah. The bridge goes, oh, wait, it's the same fucking thing. It's the forever and ever shit all over again. I think this is it. I think that's all the lyrics.

24:57.53
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but so I think that's it. Yeah, you're right. There's some mean interjections, but it's all...

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My God, it goes for a long fucking time without them adding anything new.

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This has four sentences in it.

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that's it That's a phone. That's a phone in. Like if I've ever the seen one, that's like we've written...

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Goddammit, why can't I phone in a global hit? Maybe because I don't try.

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that I reckon what this is, is like, um reckon we have a similar, you might not remember Chibs, but I've never let this go. ah ah bunch of podcasts ago we had Jazz on the pod and she went, um we we were talking about a song called, we're like, it's called, he wrote a song called The Best of My Love.

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Chibbs
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i mean, you're like, what fucking song is that? And Jazz goes, got the best of my love. but We both went, fuck. And she went, I don't know if that's it. I was just singing.

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Someone's having a domestic, like there's a full fucking fight going on.

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It's like, it's a hit.

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Someone put a Euro trance beat under that argument.

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We got ourselves a hit.

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Did you just say you both died? This is crazy. In 15 years.

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Yeah. I don't know.

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in fifteen years yeah

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gone into it They've into a trance and come out of it. They're like, whoa, what just happened?

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you

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Let's make it happen. it was It was released in Sweden on the 29th of November 2006. It is written by Jonas Vonderberg, Anu Bangavin, Niklas Vonderberg.

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And I think Vonderberg is Smith in Sweden because they're not related.

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John, what's your name? John Vonderberg?

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Ah, you from the Stockholm Vunderburgs. No, no, no. I'm from Maldi. Yeah. Oh,

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All right. Okay. hey Yeah. You didn't pay for the train ticket. Yeah. And your friend's drunk at the gate of Paddy's Markets.

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oh okay they're both from berg right it's performed by petra linear paula markland

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AKA September.

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Wow. and

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ah So she's born in Stockholm, Sweden, um and had a like a ah musical background. She was in a Slovenian music contest, apparently.

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um And her Swedish father was a professor in space physics. Do you think he's stoked with her?

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Like, if you're in space physics, do you want people to follow in you and you go, it's boring, don't don't do it.

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I mean, I think he'd be disappointed that the lyrics don't make sense at least.

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Yeah, that's true. Probably into logic.

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He's like, I fucking go to space. Like, I do so much. It's so hard what i do All you have to do is make sense in your song.

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I think that would disappoint him.

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29:17.36
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um I don't know if this is absolute bullshit, but apparently when she was a kid, her family used to call her the September Child.

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29:26.76
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Yeah, and that's where she got a stage name from.

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29:29.90
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Yeah, and she got into um recording studios at like 12 to record shit.

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Yeah.

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I like the way you said got into, like she wasn't asked to be there.

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Yeah. ah

29:38.15
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She just got in.

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so ah and I don't know.

29:40.10
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How'd you get in? That's the September child in it again.

29:42.23
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yeah Imagine old Space Man was paying for it, I guess. I don't know. Jonas Von Der Berg.

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29:52.78
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Space? Says this 12-year-old has to come in and we've got to write her a song. ah Jonas Vonderberg is a Swedish songwriter and producer who had a big hit in the 90s with a a song called Here We Go by Stackaboo.

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um

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30:14.83
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was part of that, yeah. Anu, one the other songwriters in the year, ended up having a big hit writing in a song called Beg For You with Charlie XCX that went to, like, number four or something on the charts.

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and this Nicholas Vonderberg just seems to be like a lackey for those two. So they those two write songs together, and Nicholas just says he's only worked on stuff that they do.

30:38.37
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That's it. Like, yeah, so he's part of the Vonderberg group, I assume.

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30:45.25
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um Apparently, the song samples ah ma its main melody from a 1984 song called Small Town Boy by British synth-pop band Bronski Beat.

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30:57.83
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I didn't pick up on any sample in this at all.

30:58.27
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31:03.23
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31:06.60
Chibbs
But apparently in 2022, this song, this song was sampled by Charlie XCX.

31:06.67
Bevo
Bronski Beat.

31:12.07
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So maybe that's how it ended up becoming a TikTok thing.

31:12.75
Bevo
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ah Maybe that's how I've heard it. Yeah.

31:17.32
Chibbs
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31:25.95
Bevo
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31:27.21
Chibbs
like it's a stock standard a like Scandinavian produced yeah it's Euro Song Contest that's what it is yeah um did you look at the video for it Bevo?

31:30.36
Bevo
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31:43.71
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32:02.68
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Gavin did it for years with Bevo's and now I can't find Bevo's one anywhere. It's like I went, I will delete that forever like I am September.

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Bevo
my summary. Footage for a movie I've never seen before. Footage of a woman I'll never see again.

32:29.73
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This is the video I've watched. And I'm like, wait, is this a movie or is this part the video?

32:34.34
Bevo
and What kind of movie is it?

32:34.41
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don't know. Shit.

32:38.26
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32:38.81
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32:42.02
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Yeah, yeah. It's a genre.

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32:44.47
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Yeah. I don't have any YouTube comments or anything.

32:47.14
Bevo
It's a lot of like, I finally found this song.

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i i had one.

32:50.56
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There is one of them, yeah.

32:50.92
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Yeah, because no one knew it was called fucking Cry For You. Yeah. It would be hard to find.

32:57.15
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32:57.30
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you got, Dan?

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I heard it at a party in 2011. and could never remember it because i was very intoxicated. But for some reason, I remembered the lyrics this morning.

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Chibbs
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33:36.97
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you.

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so it's haunted him for eight years.

33:49.37
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An eight-year haunting of September!

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ah rabbit The rabbit's fucking got it.

34:22.83
Bevo
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um Is there a set list for September?

34:26.76
Bevo
ah found one for Petra Marklin. So give me the stinger.

34:30.13
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Same fucking person.

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I'm ready to show my ultimate skill.

34:40.68
Bevo
Just make sure you don't do it on camera. ah Music, ah January 19th, 2024, Musicplatz, Stockholm, Stockholm, Sweden.

34:52.46
Bevo
It's only eight songs. So where would you play

34:55.92
Chibbs
Short and sweet. I like it.

34:58.35
Bevo
Cry For You?

34:58.78
Chibbs
um

35:01.49
Chibbs
I mean, she mo-

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I would say second last, but surely it's last.

35:06.27
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Last, last.

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35:08.35
Bevo
Nah, it's fifth. ah But the last song, the last song is a song called, it's it's spelt M-A-N-E-T-E-R, which I read as Man Eater, but it's Manitur.

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35:25.18
Bevo
Manitur. yeah

35:26.71
Chibbs
The sea cow!

35:29.76
Bevo
I want to talk about a manatee. Oh, actually, actually, finally, if you, if you Google translate, manatee is Norwegian detected and it translates to jellyfish.

35:31.65
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35:40.24
Bevo
So we were pretty close. The diet of the manatee. Yeah.

35:44.69
Chibbs
Man-eater. Manatee. No, it's jellyfish. ah It's a manatee's favourite food.

35:48.69
Bevo
the diet of the manatee

35:51.23
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be quite a large manatee.

35:57.39
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like can help

36:02.37
Chibbs
So commercially, Cry For You is considered to be September's biggest hit, considered to be like, it's like other people argue.

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considered.

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They're like, oh, no, but personally, I'm a man-eater.

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i think you'll...

36:12.86
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The Manatee song is my favorite fucking September song.

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36:18.53
Chibbs
She ah apparently did have another top 10 hit called Satellites all over the place.

36:23.64
Bevo
Oh, that was in the set list, but I've just closed the tab. So you'll never know.

36:27.77
Chibbs
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36:30.79
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36:31.37
Bevo
This infinite universe, you'll never see it again.

36:31.50
Chibbs
um Yeah, never see it again. Yeah. ah So, yeah, it peaked in the top 10 and 12 countries, including Sweden, Ireland and the UK, also charted um in the us spent three weeks at the top of Billboard's Hot Dance Airplay chart.

36:50.22
Chibbs
Again, these are the ones where it's like, you're just making charts up now.

36:53.66
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

36:53.75
Chibbs
Like...

36:54.10
Bevo
Hot dance. Yeah.

36:55.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:55.44
Bevo
Come on. Give me a break.

36:56.04
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

36:57.84
Bevo
um

36:58.24
Chibbs
um

36:58.42
Bevo
Do you remember this song from 2006?

36:59.35
Chibbs
It became her, it was her only, no, not at all.

36:59.46
Bevo
No, yeah. I don't know.

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Bevo
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I know it.

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Bevo
Yeah.

37:03.75
Chibbs
I didn't know it at all.

37:05.41
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Yeah, I know it, but I swear, like, when you said it's a TikTok thing, that that must be how I know it, because I don't remember it.

37:08.92
Bevo
yeah It's a meme. Yeah, I know it's meme. Yeah.

37:11.54
Chibbs
Yeah. um It's her only entry into the Billboard Hot 100. It peaked at 74 2008, two years after it came out. so two years after it came yeah

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37:21.77
Bevo
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37:22.31
Chibbs
yeah yeah

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I didn't know that could happen. I mean, like, actually, I did, because and that happens all the time. They're like...

37:29.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:30.02
Bevo
but Do you know in like the rock, if you look at the, like the rock charts, it's like Everlong is still fucking top 10.

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Like Fleetwood Mac...

37:36.23
Bevo
Stuff like that. It's it's crazy.

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37:37.55
Bevo
Yeah.

37:39.17
Chibbs
this is a classic um Maroon 5 thing where Songs for Jane came out and it was out for like two or three years before She Will Be Loved got put in a movie or something and went to number one.

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37:51.72
Bevo
Bohemian Rhapsody was a ah hit three times when Wayne's World came out and

37:51.81
Chibbs
So they they toured the whole world. Yeah, but Maroon 5 II with the whole world on their album playing tiny venues because no one gave a shit and then had to go do the whole world again because they had a hit album all of a sudden um before they could go record a second album.

38:06.03
Bevo
ah Yeah, yeah.

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38:09.25
Bevo
Like there's no, like when you think about it, there's no rules.

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They're like...

38:14.63
Bevo
Like this a song doesn't have an expiration date.

38:15.61
Chibbs
No.

38:18.16
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Yeah, well, i I was sort of saying that I assumed it did, but then when you think about things like when...

38:18.47
Chibbs
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38:23.43
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um like Speaking of memes, remember when the Fleetwood Mac, the Dreams thing happened with that dude on the skateboard and everyone was copying the skateboard and that song went fucking ballistic and that went back to the charts?

38:28.35
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, trains.

38:28.45
Bevo
Oh, yeah, Took off again.

38:29.38
Chibbs
The Skype board, dude.

38:29.71
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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And... um What I hate about that is like that song blew back up and like went back in the charts. And I was like, this is awesome. Like Fleetwood Mac are getting presented to a whole new audience.

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And then some fuckhead, whoever they are, went did a new version of that song, like a more modern version.

38:51.53
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

38:52.25
Bevo
Like a dance version.

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38:53.01
Bevo
Yeah.

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Now that song gets played on the radio all the fucking time.

38:57.78
Chibbs
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38:59.49
Chibbs
Or you get sped up. It's this, but sped up.

39:01.78
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

39:03.27
Chibbs
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39:05.26
Bevo
It's such a funny industry, hey?

39:05.65
Chibbs
ah So it's bizarre. It went gold in the US and September was the first Swedish artist to receive ah gold certification in the US since so Ace of Base achieved it for Cruel Summer in 1999 and In 2018, the song regained popularity after the song was turned into a meme on Twitter using its You'll Never See Me Again lyrics.

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Bevo knows, king of the internet.

39:32.93
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Bevo
king of King of threads.

39:35.59
Chibbs
He's the king of threads.

39:37.19
Bevo
Yeah.

39:37.39
Chibbs
King of threads.

39:38.02
Bevo
Facebook's done.

39:50.61
Chibbs
All right, Petra Markland, aka September, what do you think her net worth in 2025 is, Southern? Okay, right, Bebe.

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not There's no record of it because there's it's one of those ones where there's no record.

40:04.89
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All right, yeah.

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Like under a million dollars and they don't count it or whatever.

40:10.02
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What do you reckon, Bebe?

40:11.23
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I'm going to say 2 million Swedish currencies, whatever they may be.

40:16.10
Chibbs
No, it's 5 million US.

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40:19.51
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Yeah, but she is also, i probably should have told you, she's like a TV host and all this other...

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40:25.92
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I would have...

40:26.76
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She does all this other shit in Sweden. Yeah.

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I would have had more questions after that.

40:29.26
Bevo
Krona. The Krona is the Swedish dollar and

40:31.04
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There go.

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40:34.76
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It's worth about 11 cents in the US dollar.

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what, um, what show does she host?

40:38.00
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40:38.60
Bevo
Did you

40:39.44
Chibbs
I don't know. Yeah.

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She's on TV though. Like, wait, you know, I was thinking the other day, uh, Larry M.

40:44.30
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It's on the television. Yeah.

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Dear, you know that guy, he's still going.

40:48.69
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40:49.56
Bevo
say MDR?

40:51.57
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He's still going. He hosts like one of those morning shows.

40:52.46
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and I was talking to someone the other day. I was ah i at the Barber and um Larry Emdy was on the bloody TV.

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41:02.42
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41:10.96
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I have four cassettes, if you play them all at the same time, you'll get the mix.

41:25.66
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41:57.16
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anyway, I spotted Larry Emdeer on the TV and I went, why are still going? And the guy was very clued on. He goes, yeah, he does this this show, which is in the afternoon. He's like, and he does a lunchtime show as well. He doubles up.

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Larry Emdeer doubles up.

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I follow him on Instagram.

42:29.48
Bevo
let's see was the first What was the first thing he was on What does he but was he well known for?

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Price is right.

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Larry Emder. I'm going look him up.

42:45.60
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42:46.24
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Anyway.

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Catchphrase, yeah.

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Berger was like Larry's inspiration.

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Yeah.

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He wanted to be Virgil.

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Yeah.

42:57.32
Bevo
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42:58.55
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That's what it was. Yeah.

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ah

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um Yeah, he fucking, he was the Price is Right king. And um but since then, it seems like he's just never left. He's done a billion things. Oh,

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I don't even know what the fuck the process, is right?

43:12.65
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it's many games.

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some Some call it mini golf.

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yeah There's like a, yeah you had to guess the price and like, how much do you think this washing machine and car and bike and trip to Venowati is worth?

44:12.88
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44:20.51
Bevo
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You're like, oh, $14,821. And the cut next year reckon it's $14,822. And it's like, whoever's closest gets Yeah. I don't know.

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44:31.98
Bevo
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44:32.13
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44:33.07
Bevo
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44:34.53
Bevo
Let's get it. Let's get out of here.

44:43.94
Bevo
It is though.

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Chibbs
ah I don't know if I've watched it

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And for some reason, the culture was the whole family would be in the crowd pointing up or down based telling you until you'd be there.

44:53.75
Bevo
That's right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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You're the one on the show. You're like $40,821. And they're all gone. No, up, like, oh, okay.

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45:08.76
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I'm just, okay.

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Bevo
Now Wikipedia for that. And there's like 20 different games. So you're right. and There's plenty, plenty going on.

45:14.58
Chibbs
do as many games okay what are we going rate out of um uh i mean it was confusing i don't know what you can write yeah yeah sure the games of the price is right many being 10 one being one what do you give this song out of 10 what you give it what do you give it bevo

45:21.62
Bevo
Price is right.

45:32.19
Bevo
highera Higher, say eight. I'll never listen to it again.

45:41.52
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't, I can remember that one line.

45:42.91
Bevo
um sorry i brought it up.

45:45.21
Chibbs
I can't remember any other part of this song.

45:47.75
Bevo
Hmm.

45:48.20
Chibbs
listened to it yesterday. Yeah.

45:49.51
Bevo
Hmm.

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Chibbs
um Southern.

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Well, I'll never listen again. And for that, it's a 10.

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Why, why would you give it anything else? If you would never go to listen again. I'll never listen again.

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I mean, I save a 10 for he Yeah.

46:05.28
Bevo
I mean, you don't know what's going to happen again, so I'll never say never, but yeah.

46:08.96
Chibbs
You don't. You don't know when the crevices are coming. Oh, it's...

46:12.21
Bevo
Just chuck me down an iPod if I'm in the crevice.

46:15.54
Chibbs
ah ten A 10 has to enrage me.

46:15.76
Bevo
You can put this on it. It'll be fine.

46:18.85
Chibbs
i have to be mad that it exists in the world.

46:19.30
Bevo
Yeah, same. Yeah.

46:22.53
Chibbs
And I can't even remember how this song goes. So I'm dead on with Bevo. I'm going to give it an 8. Because the...

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But one out of nine, suppose, yeah.

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Chibbs
I remember that bit. Yeah, yeah.

46:34.79
Bevo
Yeah, except you just got the lyrics wrong.

46:35.08
Chibbs
Eight. Give it an eight.

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Bevo
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46:38.18
Chibbs
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46:45.89
Bevo
Now you got the pronouns wrong.

46:46.82
Chibbs
Something like that.

46:47.54
Bevo
I'll never see you again.

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What do you know?

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and Welcome back to The Price is Right. I'm Larry Emder.

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Now, we're going to call on someone from the crowd. We've got Scott. Come on down, Scott. you You're next on The Price is Right.