O.P.P - Naughty By Nature

Naughty By Nature’s O.P.P was a 90s hip hop anthem — catchy, controversial, and confusing as hell. But what does O.P.P even mean, and does the song actually hold up? In this episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, we break down the lyrics, the innuendo, and why this track had parents panicking while kids sang along without a clue.

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Transcript

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Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to perform an exorcism on yourself, but it's actually just you punching yourself in the balls.

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gav
again.

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Bevo
just like that movie, The Exorcist of My Balls.

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Mad Dog
Exercise.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
The power of Christ compels you.

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anaconda cock dick
That'd be...

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Bevo
That one's not on streaming services.

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Chibbs
ah

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Bevo
I have to find that via alternative means, that one.

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gav
ah

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Chibbs
Ah!

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
Ah. Yeah, that's all right. Speaking of punching yourself in the balls, we are doing OPP by Naughty by Nature.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, no movie.

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Chibbs
God damn, I'll tell you what, that little molested kid knew how to make a goddamn hit.

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Mad Dog
Yes, sir.

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Bevo
He's talking about Michael Jackson, folks. The singer.

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anaconda cock dick
I was about to ask what the fuck you're talking about. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Well, it's ABC by the Jackson 5, and I believe all of the Jacksons were being molested.

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Bevo
You down with ABC?

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anaconda cock dick
yeah i made the connection soon after that.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

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Bevo
full house tonight.

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Chibbs
This is a full house. Like the TV show with the guy that but fell over and hit his head and the he he sat in the bathtub and died.

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anaconda cock dick
Not at my house.

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Bevo
It's like a TV show. Friends. Friends.

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gav
Bob Saget?

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Bob Saget!

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Yes, that show Bob Saget.

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Mad Dog
get it.

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Chibbs
yeah um

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gav
Bob Saget!

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Chibbs
Saget and friends.

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gav
Saget!

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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gav
What a Bob Saget.

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Chibbs
Stop being such a saget.

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gav
Ha ha ha ha

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Zach and Friends.

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Suck it in front next week on second and friends.

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gav
yeah ah

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anaconda cock dick
Ah,

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Bevo
Everywhere you look, everywhere the heart

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Chibbs
the

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Mad Dog
i get

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anaconda cock dick
what do you mean? You can't come to my party. Suck it. You promised. I'm sorry, Jeffrey. I'm busy that night. Oh, suck it. Come on, man.

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Mad Dog
Oh boy.

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Chibbs
We got a lot of lyrics to get into. Let's let's get going. what Do you want me to split these or what, Gav?

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gav
it.

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Chibbs
You want to see?

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gav
We're going to have to. Yeah, I figures i think it's... The split is right around Hello Mellow.

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Bevo
Just

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gav
When you finish on finish on Real Mellow...

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Bevo
before we do go on, does everyone know what OPP stands for?

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Chibbs
Okay, cool. Here we go.

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Bevo
Are you ready to be surprised?

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Chibbs
No, I don't. I don't know what it stands for.

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Bevo
Mad Dog, do you know?

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Chibbs
I don't.

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gav
Let's see if they're...

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Chibbs
um ah ah Actually, I should say, Gavin is here.

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gav
Oh, yes.

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Chibbs
Gavin's here.

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gav
Hello. How are we doing?

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Chibbs
Happy 9-11.

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gav
Happy 9-11 to those who celebrate.

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Get away.

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Chibbs
And ah Dan Southern's here.

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Yep. Wolf.

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Chibbs
He's like, oh, I don't want to be here anymore.

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Yep.

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Chibbs
Emma's here.

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Bevo
yeah Anniversary of KFC burning down in Dapto, I'll never forget.

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gav
Oh, sad day. Sad day.

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Chibbs
Sad day.

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Bevo
Months of no KFC.

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Chibbs
How many times have they rebuilt that KFC?

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Bevo
Twice.

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Months of no KFC. You could have just gone to Unidera.

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Bevo
i don't know if there was a KFC in Unidera at that point.

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gav
Nah, the Unidera one's dog shit.

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Bevo
2001?

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gav
There was. There absolutely was. There's been one there for, yeah, forever. um

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Bevo
Yeah, didn't have a car in those days.

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gav
Across road from the train station there.

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oh

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Bevo
I was

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gav
If you were really committed, you would have walked.

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Chibbs
Long Wolf.

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anaconda cock dick
Just saying, like, yeah, there's other KFCs around, is' all I'm trying to say. Like, they're a chain.

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Bevo
within walking.

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Chibbs
Mad Dog's here.

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Chibbs
There you go.

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gav
oh

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Chibbs
Right. Yeah, Wolf.

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gav
Yeah, yeah, ah Wolf.

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah, what? Yeah, um, Wolf.

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Mad Dog
um Yeah, Wolf. um

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gav
You assured me I could, Wolf.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Bevo
Now watch this wolf.

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anaconda cock dick
Now watch this book.

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Chibbs
there's ah There's an intro. Now, is it Treach? Is that the rapper?

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gav
I think so.

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Bevo
Yeah. I can't see it any other way.

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gav
yeah

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Chibbs
Okay.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
It's not Tretch.

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gav
ah Let's say That slang did not age well.

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Chibbs
Tretch.

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Bevo
trade down right yeah

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Chibbs
Okay, let's say that.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
Cool.

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Treat.

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Chibbs
ah He says, arm me with Harmony. Dave, drop a load on him.

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anaconda cock dick
Whoa.

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Bevo
There's a lot of things to unpack in those two lines.

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gav
Yeah. ah

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Chibbs
Dave?

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Bevo
Hmm.

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anaconda cock dick
That seems funny, yeah

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Chibbs
It's just like, yeah, I'm treach.

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anaconda cock dick
They're like...

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Chibbs
David, do you mind dropping a load on them, please?

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gav
Drop a big, fat, juicy load on our listeners, please.

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Chibbs
Thank you.

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Mad Dog
ah

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anaconda cock dick
i am I love when things like that happen where like something means something a bit sexual now, but it probably didn't mean mean it back then.

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gav
Which is even funnier because given the content of this song, that would not have been outside the scope at all. like

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Chibbs
Not at all.

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anaconda cock dick
Hmm.

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gav
To the point where perhaps perhaps that's what they were referring to.

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Chibbs
No.

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gav
maybe Maybe they knew at the time it was a little bawdy.

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Bevo
Maybe.

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Chibbs
Straight up. Straight up.

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Bevo
ah yeah I'm um having a bit of a laugh about Army with Harmony because ah it just picture in this current climate of like school shootings and everything. It's like, quick, everyone gather around me. Hello, hello, hello.

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Bevo
just like...

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Mad Dog
Oh.

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Chibbs
I'm well armed.

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Bevo
and i just like

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gav
Jimmy, Jimmy, you are flat. You are going to get us all fucking killed, buddy. You got to bring that up.

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anaconda cock dick
Don't worry about Jimmy.

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Bevo
Sopranos to the front.

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Sopranos to the front.

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Chibbs
First one.

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anaconda cock dick
Sorry, just quickly.

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Chibbs
as

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anaconda cock dick
Just Dave drop a load on them is like today's equivalent of saying, Dave, shoot sperm on them.

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Chibbs
yeah

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anaconda cock dick
And like, but it's not dirty to us now.

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Chibbs
No, that's right.

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Mad Dog
No, nah, that's completely fine.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

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Chibbs
hey no Also, no explanation who Dave is.

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gav
Oh, sorry. David david is David Belocchio who created the bass line and played the keyboard on the track.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Chibbs
Isn't that Jackson 5?

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Mad Dog
Right.

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anaconda cock dick
Oh.

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Bevo
That Danny, that's put on top. But the baseline, yeah, that's Jackson 5.

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gav
The bass line is... Oh, I'm not sure. that's'm I'm reading a genius annotation, obviously. I'm not an expert.

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Chibbs
Okay.

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Bevo
Maybe they put some other stuff on top.

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Chibbs
All right.

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Bevo
The sample is...

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Chibbs
Maybe they did.

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Bevo
a

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gav
Although the guy the guy the guy that they cut to when he says that is white as fuck.

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Chibbs
Dave.

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gav
Maybe he did have something to do with the production the original track.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Who knows?

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Chibbs
let me Who knows?

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Bevo
We'll find out.

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Chibbs
ah First one. Here we go. OPP, how can I explain it? I'll take it frame by frame it. To have y'all all jump and shout and say in it, O is for other, P is for people.

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Chibbs
Scratch your temple. The last P, well, that's not, that's not, wait, that's not that simple, huh? It's sort of like, oh well, another way to call a cat a kitten.

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Chibbs
It's five little letters that are missing here. You get it on occasion if the other party isn't gaming.

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anaconda cock dick
Mmm. Oh.

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Chibbs
It seems I gotta start the explaining. Bust it! You ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello?

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Mad Dog
Jesus.

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Chibbs
You get her name and number, then left feeling real mellow.

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gav
Yeah, you may as well cut it there. We're kind of contextually in the middle of what he's talking about, but it's just a very long verse.

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Chibbs
Okay.

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gav
Oh,

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Chibbs
like Okay.

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Bevo
Yeah, so my context of this song, I heard it first on Sister Act 2 when they sing, you down with G-O-D?

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Chibbs
ah

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gav
well.

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Bevo
And was like, okay, you down with G-O-D?

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Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Ah.

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gav
yeah You know me.

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Chibbs
All right. Yeah.

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Bevo
yeah Yeah, you know me.

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Chibbs
Yeah, that's probably my introduction as well.

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Bevo
And then I was like, yeah and then I was like, okay, i want i've i've always I've always sung along to this song and I never thought about looking at what OPP stands for.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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anaconda cock dick
Yeah. Which is the version I prefer.

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Chibbs
Yeah, of course. It's the Catholic version.

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Bevo
It's other people's pussy.

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Mad Dog
Ah.

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gav
yeah

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anaconda cock dick
oh

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Mad Dog
Ah.

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Oh.

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gav
Or, as you'll find out in a few lines time, other people's penis.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, it's inclusive.

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ah

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Mad Dog
ah

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Chibbs
Oh, okay, right.

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Mad Dog
Ah.

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gav
It's both.

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Bevo
Inclusive.

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gav
It's it'ss switchable.

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Chibbs
So, but isn't that isn't that just saying, but other than your own pussy or penis, yeah every other one is someone else's.

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gav
Switchable.

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Every, yeah.

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Mad Dog
You, you, you, you.

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Yeah.

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gav
Yeah, there seems to be laying ownership over your partner's genitals is the implication.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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gav
Though that's a little ah it's a little on the nose.

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Bevo
Which is also, it's a sin.

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gav
But I think...

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Bevo
It's a one of the deadly sins.

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Chibbs
What?

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anaconda cock dick
What is?

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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gav
that that Thou shalt not be OPP.

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Bevo
Coveting thy neighbor's pussy.

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anaconda cock dick
Gluttony of...

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Chibbs
You know me.

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Mad Dog
Covering thy neighbour's pee.

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gav
to

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Chibbs
there

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Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
Right. Okay. Okay.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
All right.

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Bevo
Coveting thy OPP.

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Chibbs
Okay. Cool.

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Other people's pussy.

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Chibbs
Cool. Cool. I like that he basically, he spent half a verse just sort of going around saying the word pussy.

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gav
So...

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Chibbs
Like, I'm going to give you eight i'm gonna give you eight eight lines on not saying pussy, but um I'll imply it.

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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gav
Yeah, no, he spends the rest of it.

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Bevo
It's a long...

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Yeah.

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gav
He he spends the rest of it.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah, he spends the rest of it doing the exact same thing, but with the word penis. This entire first verse is just very coy.

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Bevo
<unk> shit

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gav
Yeah.

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Bevo
Dancing around.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Dancing in...

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Chibbs
It really is, isn't it?

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Bevo
That's naughty by nature and not like filthy by nature.

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Chibbs
such What a time.

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Mad Dog
Speak.

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gav
um

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Mad Dog
Right.

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Chibbs
yeah what a time to be alive.

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gav
to the To the point where to the point where i listened to this whole first verse and I was like, wait, what the fuck does he actually mean? Like, I figured out the ah figured out the penis.

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Chibbs
I didn't clock any of the words.

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gav
I figured out the penis because he says what it rhymes with.

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Mad Dog
He went into politics after this.

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gav
Yeah, this is a very political way to say

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Chibbs
Um...

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gav
demo ah you know political way to say it

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Chibbs
What do you think, what does Naughty by Nature think of like WAP?

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
You know what mean? Like the fact that that they would get that they're going like, you know, other people's, you know, like a cat, like a kitten, you know?

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Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Bevo
Point.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
o

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Yeah. Think about it.

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Bevo
Five letters.

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Chibbs
And then it's just like 20 years later, it's just like, my vag is wet.

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Macaroni in a pot. My vagus.

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gav
Yeah, but

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Chibbs
My vag is dripping everywhere. Yeah.

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Mad Dog
This is the WAP of 1991. Yeah.

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I like that we just heard.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
going to say, also, more like 30 years later, Chibs. Sorry to drop that little age bubble on you.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Chibbs
I didn't know what year it came out.

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Yeah.

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Bevo
Even

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gav
My bad.

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Chibbs
don't know.

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Bevo
i mean the new...

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anaconda cock dick
I like that we just heard the Australian male version of WAP.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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My vag is wet!

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gav
mother

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Mad Dog
The vag.

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Bevo
Well, that's the new, um even like the new Sabrina is like, I get wet with the thought of you.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Like how much more blatant can you get?

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Mad Dog
Yeah, that's...

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Chibbs
Yeah. Well, she's artificial intelligence, so...

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anaconda cock dick
Oh, um... How's this? um So I've got all these records that Naomi's bought over the years and I randomly just pulled them out and I pulled out Barbra Streisand.

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Mad Dog
Oh.

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um

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Chibbs
Oh,

00:11:06.22
Bevo
Babs.

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She's got an album called Wet.

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Bevo
Oh yeah.

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Mad Dog
Does she?

00:11:09.42
Bevo
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00:11:11.28
gav
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It's very sexy looking Barbara Streisand on the front.

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00:11:16.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

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It just sounds like a bloody hoedown.

00:11:19.26
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00:11:20.77
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00:11:22.60
Mad Dog
A hoedown.

00:11:24.80
Chibbs
I

00:11:25.28
gav
yeah

00:11:26.14
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ding like It sounds something like that.

00:11:27.52
gav
yeah

00:11:27.91
Chibbs
don't know.

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um

00:11:28.33
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Like show tunes.

00:11:28.51
gav
nothing gets me much nothing gets me wetter than a hoe down

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Yeah, but.

00:11:32.15
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Yeah, yeah.

00:11:33.51
Mad Dog
like

00:11:33.62
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But it's another one of those, like, I wonder if if wet back then meant a sexual thing or whether she just meant, like, I'm wet with love for you.

00:11:34.33
Mad Dog
ah

00:11:43.14
Bevo
i'm saturated over hydrated

00:11:44.45
gav
She dosed the reverb. She pushed the reverb on the track.

00:11:48.17
Bevo
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00:11:50.24
Chibbs
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00:11:50.60
gav
hu

00:11:51.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:11:51.76
Mad Dog
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00:11:54.08
Chibbs
like Okay. So it's, I'll just back up a little bit here. says, you ever had a girl and met her on a nice hello? You get her name and number, then left feeling real mellow. You get home, wait a day.

00:12:06.63
Chibbs
She, what you want to know about? Then you call up and it's her girlfriends in her cousin's house. Fuck. Fuck.

00:12:14.86
Mad Dog
Jesus!

00:12:15.49
Chibbs
Me! This is a goddamn riddle.

00:12:16.63
Mad Dog
So specific.

00:12:17.89
Chibbs
I can't... I've already lost the maze. Like, I need to get string string out and put it on the fucking wall.

00:12:20.35
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00:12:23.56
Chibbs
Like, okay. All right. So, then you call her up and it's her girlfriend's or her cousin's house.

00:12:28.54
Bevo
Thank you.

00:12:31.95
Chibbs
It's not a front. An F to the R to the O to the N to the T. It's just her boyfriend's at her house. Oh, that's why she's scary. Okay.

00:12:43.04
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:12:43.23
Chibbs
It's OPP time. Other people's. But you get it. There's no room for relationships. There's just a room to hit it.

00:12:54.42
Chibbs
How many brothers out there know just what I'm getting at? Who thinks it's wrong? Because I was splitting and co-hitting that. Well, if you do, that's OPP.

00:13:06.84
Chibbs
And you're not down with it. But if you don't, here's your membership. I'd like, sorry, what?

00:13:13.26
Bevo
yeah gratitude

00:13:15.24
Chibbs
so Sorry, Tretch? What? What?

00:13:18.82
gav
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00:13:19.64
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David here.

00:13:19.82
Chibbs
what what a one of myself What am i signing up for? Like, you're giving me, what am I getting a membership for?

00:13:24.69
Mad Dog
Here's your membership.

00:13:24.73
Bevo
but ah so

00:13:28.05
Chibbs
I don't to have to pay. but What? What is it? I'm so confused. You're at your girlfriend's or cousin's house.

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00:13:37.54
Bevo
Thank you. First of all, thanks for spelling front for me. Cause that that's helpful. But, um,

00:13:41.23
gav
the fuck?

00:13:41.83
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:13:43.59
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Yeah. Yeah. David here, Tretch. Um, Look, I was in at the start. You've asked me to drop a load on them. I did that. um I've just been sort of hanging around here for you to finish what you're doing.

00:13:52.37
Bevo
I armed with Harmony.

00:13:57.46
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And to be honest, I'm pretty confused at this point. I might just leave. Unless you need... Do you need some more loads dropped on them? I'll do that before I go.

00:14:06.05
Chibbs
And he's like, well, if you do that, that's OPP. And you're like, yeah, okay.

00:14:08.98
gav
but And you're not down with it.

00:14:09.63
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here.

00:14:11.02
Chibbs
And i ah David here, and I ah don't know what that means.

00:14:13.88
Bevo
and

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i die in here

00:14:15.48
Bevo
ah I'll also need to swipe your membership card and number before you leave it.

00:14:20.47
Mad Dog
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00:14:20.86
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00:14:21.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:22.59
gav
ah

00:14:25.03
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Yeah.

00:14:25.43
Chibbs
and Do you think treats just carries around laminated like bus pass style thing?

00:14:25.67
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Yeah.

00:14:28.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:30.54
gav
a

00:14:30.65
Chibbs
It's just like, someone's just like, I just got off the phone. It was either her girlfriend or her cousin.

00:14:38.51
Bevo
I

00:14:38.59
Chibbs
And ah

00:14:38.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:14:41.17
Chibbs
I'm just wondering about the splitting and co-hitting of that. And he's so like, you're going to need this. This is your membership.

00:14:47.76
gav
that is That is possibly the funniest wave like the funniest euphemism for cheating I've ever heard. Splitting and co-hitting. That is so fucking good.

00:14:55.63
Mad Dog
Go hitting. Just. oh eating

00:14:59.74
gav
Co-hitting.

00:14:59.73
Chibbs
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00:14:59.83
Bevo
also like ah the confusion.

00:15:00.37
Mad Dog
just

00:15:01.34
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Co-heading.

00:15:01.86
Bevo
It's confusing to me. It's just her boyfriend's at her house. That's why she's scary.

00:15:07.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:07.70
gav
I think it just because it rhymed and I think he meant scared.

00:15:08.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:12.46
gav
Right?

00:15:12.74
Bevo
Okay.

00:15:12.97
Chibbs
What does it rhyme with?

00:15:13.09
Bevo
It doesn't rhyme with anything.

00:15:13.11
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Hmm.

00:15:13.81
Chibbs
T?

00:15:15.57
gav
Yeah.

00:15:15.91
Mad Dog
Scary.

00:15:17.43
gav
T-scary. Yeah, I think so.

00:15:19.69
Chibbs
Right.

00:15:19.79
Bevo
okay, yeah, right. Yeah, right. T does rhyme with scary.

00:15:23.13
Mad Dog
Just...

00:15:23.86
Chibbs
My God, this guy's a goddamn genius.

00:15:24.29
gav
yeah yeah

00:15:26.84
Chibbs
say

00:15:27.10
Mad Dog
It's blowing my mind. Oh, the membership cracks me up.

00:15:28.59
Bevo
you've genius.

00:15:28.89
Chibbs
I'll tell you, I get it's very confusing, but I imagine it did make sense to him.

00:15:29.13
Bevo
I've got an annotation here.

00:15:30.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:15:36.04
Chibbs
And I'm not even unimpressed, I'm not unimpressed with the ah rap. Like he's got, he's he's really having to beat around the bush.

00:15:41.00
Bevo
Hmm.

00:15:41.08
gav
Oh, yeah. It's bars. It's fucking absolute bars.

00:15:45.31
Chibbs
He's beating around the bush, like as much as you possibly can in so much detail though.

00:15:47.37
Mad Dog
yeah

00:15:47.82
gav
yeah

00:15:49.15
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:15:50.08
Bevo
You know that song, No Scrubs? Yeah.

00:15:52.91
Mad Dog
So it's like weird detail.

00:15:53.08
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Yeah.

00:15:53.13
gav
Yeah.

00:15:54.34
Bevo
You know the song, No Scrubs, starts out with, a scrub is a guy that thinks he's fly and also known as a buster.

00:15:54.57
Chibbs
Yeah. So detailed.

00:15:58.86
Bevo
And that's like, that explains exactly what you need.

00:16:00.18
Chibbs
Yeah. Sure, got it.

00:16:01.75
Bevo
First two lines, dictionary definition, synonyms, carry on.

00:16:02.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:03.86
Mad Dog
You define the term, yes.

00:16:03.90
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Yeah.

00:16:03.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:05.50
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:16:06.41
Bevo
This is a whole verse of No Scrubs.

00:16:07.36
Chibbs
Yeah, he's like, I'm going to tell you what OPP is. Basically, what you have is you've got, you know, cats.

00:16:11.15
gav
yeah

00:16:12.88
Bevo
But I'm shy.

00:16:13.00
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Here's the first few letters.

00:16:14.37
Chibbs
So, you know cats. So, there's there's cat cats. So, other peoples. And then there's the cat thing. So, and then after that, you've got this guy's

00:16:22.65
gav
It's got five letters.

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Five letters.

00:16:23.84
gav
it's got five letters.

00:16:24.17
Chibbs
But they have that. Yeah, there's five letters. There's a guy and and he could possibly be at this house his cousin's house. Now, if that happens, that's a scary time.

00:16:35.86
Chibbs
So what we do is then we go here. And once once we go here, we we can hit this person or co-hit if that's what you want to do.

00:16:44.94
Bevo
We'll split.

00:16:45.32
Chibbs
And then once you've got to that, we we we split it and you are now a member.

00:16:45.49
Bevo
50-50.

00:16:50.57
Chibbs
And you're like,

00:16:51.37
anaconda cock dick
And also, do you think it's a front?

00:16:53.56
gav
ah A what?

00:16:54.74
Chibbs
Oh, right.

00:16:55.13
gav
You know, an F to the R to the O to the N to the...

00:16:55.63
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah.

00:16:58.25
gav
Oh, a front!

00:16:59.68
Bevo
I you said brunt.

00:16:59.88
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Yeah.

00:17:02.33
Mad Dog
ah to I'll tell you what this reminds me of, and it's an obscure reference if you haven't seen it, but you know the Tim Robinson skit um that starts with, has this ever happened to you?

00:17:12.99
gav
Has this ever happened to you

00:17:13.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:17:14.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:14.81
gav
Yeah.

00:17:15.98
Mad Dog
It's just so fucking specific, like the whole thing.

00:17:18.58
gav
ah

00:17:18.97
Chibbs
yeah

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00:17:19.27
gav
ah

00:17:19.88
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Yeah. And he's exactly that.

00:17:20.58
Chibbs
ah

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Yeah.

00:17:21.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:21.86
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Well, they start running around and they jump to the couch and then they yell, it's turbo time.

00:17:22.08
Chibbs
ne

00:17:26.48
gav
ah

00:17:26.87
Mad Dog
Has that ever happened to you?

00:17:28.04
Chibbs
It stole the toilet. It stole the toilet, but it's a joke toilet.

00:17:30.14
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:17:31.98
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It's just for farts.

00:17:32.34
gav
ah

00:17:33.57
Chibbs
It's just for farts.

00:17:34.93
Mad Dog
Have you ever, have you had a girl and met her on a nice hello?

00:17:34.96
gav
Also, can I just say...

00:17:35.45
Chibbs
Um,

00:17:37.43
Mad Dog
And then you get a name and number and you mellow and then you go to a, it's a girlfriend or her cousin's house. And has this ever happened to you?

00:17:44.01
gav
that ever happen to you?

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Call me right now, please.

00:17:49.06
Chibbs
So you think it's going to hit the chorus and they're going to be like, okay, all right, that was confusing, but we're going to get a real just straight to the point, no-nonsense chorus.

00:17:49.29
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Yeah.

00:17:49.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:17:58.91
Chibbs
It's going to really make everything clear. And it says, you down with OPP? Yeah, you know me. You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me. You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me.

00:18:11.39
Chibbs
Who's down with OPP? Yeah. Every last homie.

00:18:13.49
gav
Every last homie.

00:18:15.42
Chibbs
You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me. You down with OPP? Yeah, you know me. You down with OPP? Yes. You know me. Who's down with OPP?

00:18:25.82
Chibbs
All the homies.

00:18:26.32
gav
All the homies.

00:18:28.31
Mad Dog
All the homies.

00:18:30.07
Chibbs
So he's just yelled at this person that was already confused, handed them a laminated, like you know, in a bit membership card and just said, are you down with this?

00:18:35.22
gav
Membership card.

00:18:37.74
Bevo
Hang

00:18:37.93
Mad Dog
Are you down with this?

00:18:39.51
Chibbs
And he's yeah ah yeah Yeah, you know me. I'm down.

00:18:45.76
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Yeah, well, you know, you know, it may treat

00:18:46.36
gav
Ha ha ha ha

00:18:47.46
Chibbs
Me? Yeah, me.

00:18:48.46
Bevo
on, hang on.

00:18:48.76
Chibbs
Yes, I am down.

00:18:49.20
Bevo
Who else is down?

00:18:50.31
Chibbs
ah yeah Who else is down then?

00:18:51.32
Mad Dog
Yes, i Yeah.

00:18:52.63
Bevo
Yeah, i I'll go if everyone's going, but yeah.

00:18:52.78
Chibbs
ah

00:18:55.38
Chibbs
yeah Every last homie.

00:18:56.12
gav
yeah

00:18:57.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:57.74
Mad Dog
Every homie in this area is in the club.

00:18:58.10
Chibbs
Is in the it

00:19:00.99
Bevo
I might just stick around and wait and see who else is down with OPP before I commit.

00:19:01.08
Mad Dog
They got a membership.

00:19:01.28
Chibbs
is is in the

00:19:05.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:09.60
Chibbs
down with OPP.

00:19:10.87
Mad Dog
Down with OPP.

00:19:12.36
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:19:13.95
Mad Dog
Yeah, I don't want to...

00:19:14.00
Bevo
I don't want to be the only one.

00:19:14.51
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And then by the end of it, by the end of it, he's worked out everyone's down by the end of it.

00:19:15.78
Bevo
um don't want to be the only one there.

00:19:19.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19:19.88
Mad Dog
but don't want any lock-in contracts or, you know, anything like that.

00:19:22.71
gav
hu

00:19:23.06
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:23.80
gav
Can I have my OPP on a month-to-month right now? I don't really want to commit.

00:19:25.80
Bevo
The subscription-based service.

00:19:26.90
gav
No.

00:19:27.65
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Yeah. Yeah. What happens if I want to get out of the OPP?

00:19:29.73
Chibbs
cancel any time.

00:19:30.64
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Yeah.

00:19:31.90
gav
ah

00:19:32.20
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19:33.05
Mad Dog
Not a month to month.

00:19:35.12
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yeah is Is there any sort of fee for getting out of the OPP?

00:19:39.77
gav
yeah

00:19:39.78
anaconda cock dick
if

00:19:41.17
Bevo
We're cooling off, cooling off period.

00:19:41.36
anaconda cock dick
ah that i Not that I would, but yeah. what's the What's the process if I want to get out of it? Is that like a...

00:19:46.92
gav
oh

00:19:47.39
Chibbs
so So, yeah, the call call it what what is the calling f period?

00:19:48.48
Mad Dog
Hypothetical, I want out. Yeah.

00:19:50.79
Chibbs
If I was to come across another person's pussy, say, um and I am not down with it, can I, yeah, will you be able to cancel the membership?

00:19:57.56
gav
yeah

00:19:59.62
Bevo
Is this a a no win, no fee situation?

00:20:03.54
gav
no no fear

00:20:04.88
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Yeah.

00:20:05.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:05.86
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but's say i come across

00:20:06.44
Mad Dog
but Can I cancel the membership?

00:20:08.41
anaconda cock dick
Let's say I come across an OPP that I want to marry. um

00:20:16.30
anaconda cock dick
what What do I do with this OPP membership at that point?

00:20:19.90
Chibbs
Because it seems like all the other members can can now be...

00:20:20.06
anaconda cock dick
um How locked in am Yeah.

00:20:23.50
Chibbs
They can be around that that i that OPP.

00:20:25.33
Mad Dog
Well, yeah.

00:20:26.57
Chibbs
i bought is All the other members are also allowed to have that

00:20:26.81
gav
Can I... Yeah, can I refer...

00:20:27.91
Mad Dog
Because technically...

00:20:29.63
gav
can i Can I refer a friend? Can I refer a friend and get a discount on my OPP membership?

00:20:32.40
Bevo
Do you offer any ah pro bono OPPs?

00:20:36.97
Chibbs
OPP.

00:20:38.08
gav
ah

00:20:39.96
Chibbs
It's like ah the barter card of adultery.

00:20:44.26
gav
ah

00:20:44.40
Mad Dog
Yeah, and um do we have voting rights at the AGM?

00:20:44.42
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yeah

00:20:44.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:20:48.52
gav
ah

00:20:50.40
Mad Dog
ah And who's on the board of directors?

00:20:54.77
Chibbs
Well, we get to we get the erect.

00:20:55.27
Bevo
Yeah, you know.

00:20:56.24
anaconda cock dick
The board of directors.

00:20:58.46
Chibbs
Is this verse two?

00:20:59.04
Mad Dog
Erectors.

00:21:00.07
Chibbs
Verse two. It says...

00:21:01.11
gav
Stop it Stop it Tell me exactly. Because that's probably not a very even split, but it works better contextually.

00:21:03.62
Chibbs
yeah okay. Yeah, yeah.

00:21:06.42
gav
and

00:21:06.63
Chibbs
Okay, cool. It says, well, for the ladies, OPP means something gifted. The first two letters, the same, but the last is something different.

00:21:18.45
Chibbs
It's the longest, loveliest, lean. I call it the leanest. It's another five-letter word rhyming with cleanest or meanest.

00:21:31.03
gav
Yeah.

00:21:31.52
anaconda cock dick
Ah.

00:21:33.07
Chibbs
i ah I won't get into that. I'll do it. ah Sort of properly. I'll say the last P stands for property.

00:21:44.72
Chibbs
Now, lady, here comes a kiss. Blow a kiss back at me. Now, tell me exactly.

00:21:52.59
gav
yeah

00:21:52.97
Bevo
Hmm.

00:21:53.58
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:21:53.73
Bevo
ah Other people's penis.

00:21:54.45
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:21:55.46
gav
that was That was the bit that I mistook that for the end of this first verse. It was the start of the second. But yeah, Jesus Christ, that is that is really tap dancing around it still.

00:22:00.65
Chibbs
right

00:22:01.84
Bevo
Yeah.

00:22:04.09
anaconda cock dick
so

00:22:04.34
Chibbs
ah I tell you what, very impressive. Be like cleanest and meanest. Because I read them and went, they don't run with penis. And then when I said meanest, I'm like, well, it does.

00:22:13.99
gav
Oh, it works.

00:22:14.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:14.59
gav
It works.

00:22:15.17
Chibbs
This guy's goddamn genius.

00:22:15.20
Bevo
There's a T at the end, but it's near rhyme.

00:22:15.79
Mad Dog
This guy's a genius.

00:22:19.70
anaconda cock dick
ah Yeah, but but it's not a pianist.

00:22:22.74
Mad Dog
No, it's, yeah.

00:22:23.35
Chibbs
No, but it's so cool.

00:22:24.38
Bevo
Someone plays the piano.

00:22:24.47
Chibbs
What are you going to put instead?

00:22:26.21
anaconda cock dick
Well, no.

00:22:26.25
Chibbs
What would you have put instead?

00:22:26.37
gav
ah person Other person's pianist.

00:22:28.87
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That's what I'm thinking it is Other person's pianist.

00:22:30.26
gav
ah

00:22:30.90
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Yeah.

00:22:31.56
gav
Yeah, it's like Tupac took OPD's pianist on tour and he's really fucked off about it.

00:22:38.21
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yeah

00:22:38.23
Chibbs
It's funny if he's like, he's going around it, but he's then just rhyming words with cock.

00:22:44.87
Mad Dog
why

00:22:45.85
gav
Ha ha ha!

00:22:46.46
anaconda cock dick
oh yeah You know with OPC.

00:22:53.95
Chibbs
It's like, you know, ah words that rhyme with block and...

00:22:57.40
Bevo
Clock.

00:22:57.94
anaconda cock dick
And sock.

00:22:58.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:22:59.45
Bevo
It's another four-letter word.

00:23:01.91
Mad Dog
Woodblock.

00:23:03.01
Chibbs
yeah

00:23:04.73
anaconda cock dick
It's a four-letter word rhymes with sock or jock.

00:23:08.48
Chibbs
I like calls a penis the longest, loveliest lean. I call it the leanest.

00:23:14.53
Mad Dog
Lean.

00:23:15.76
gav
Yeah.

00:23:15.81
anaconda cock dick
I call it the leanest.

00:23:18.48
gav
Loveliest is the funniest bit there because it's just like, it sounds like he's like really like looking, it's like he's looking at a dick and being like, that's a lovely dick.

00:23:20.67
Chibbs
Yeah. Lovely.

00:23:26.27
Bevo
You've got the hard eyes on, yeah.

00:23:26.30
gav
That is.

00:23:26.43
Mad Dog
That's lovely.

00:23:26.51
Chibbs
that is a lovely That is a lovely penis you've got there.

00:23:26.94
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. um There's nothing wrong with appreciating a lovely, lovely dick.

00:23:33.19
Chibbs
But do you want the longest?

00:23:35.61
Bevo
Yeah, now I'm imagining like Mr.

00:23:35.64
anaconda cock dick
No.

00:23:36.26
gav
i don't think you want the longest, like.

00:23:37.37
Bevo
Tickle from the Mr.

00:23:37.96
gav
Yeah.

00:23:37.96
Mad Dog
Long is weird.

00:23:38.09
Bevo
Men books with the really long arms, but the penis.

00:23:42.36
gav
ah

00:23:43.45
Chibbs
Like, the longest? not

00:23:45.84
Mad Dog
Long gerst.

00:23:46.89
Chibbs
it's It's not even saying the biggest. Like, that's still saying it's very lean, but long.

00:23:51.64
Mad Dog
But long.

00:23:51.81
gav
Yeah, log and long and thin fits right in.

00:23:51.82
Bevo
late Yeah, lean means skinny too.

00:23:52.52
Mad Dog
It's like a...

00:23:55.56
gav
that's the

00:23:56.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:23:56.99
Chibbs
Long and thin.

00:23:57.13
gav
But short and thick does the trick.

00:23:59.47
Mad Dog
Kind of like baby brown snake.

00:24:01.59
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I've never heard that.

00:24:03.24
Chibbs
Jesus.

00:24:03.69
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That's good.

00:24:03.82
Chibbs
Are you treach?

00:24:04.05
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Treat.

00:24:05.13
Chibbs
ah you treat

00:24:06.83
anaconda cock dick
Um.

00:24:07.41
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:07.60
gav
ah

00:24:08.04
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ah

00:24:08.38
Mad Dog
but

00:24:08.90
gav
My identity is revealed.

00:24:10.81
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:11.60
Mad Dog
great

00:24:12.32
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rate

00:24:14.58
gav
Oh, Jesus.

00:24:15.52
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

00:24:15.58
Chibbs
Okay.

00:24:15.86
gav
um

00:24:16.28
Chibbs
He goes, have you ever known a brother who had another like a girl or wife and you just had to stop ah toast because he looked just that nice?

00:24:16.71
gav
Yeah, I think...

00:24:27.74
Mad Dog
Oh.

00:24:29.20
Chibbs
You looked at him, he looked at you, and you knew right away he had someone, but he was going to be yours anyway.

00:24:34.55
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Thank you.

00:24:37.92
Chibbs
You couldn't be seen with him at all, and still you didn't care, because in a room behind a door, no one but y'all are there. When y'all are finished, y'all can leave, and only y'all would know, y'all could throw that skeleton bone right in the closet door.

00:24:57.77
Chibbs
Now, don't be shy because if you're down, i want your hands up high. Say OPP, OPP, I like to say with pride.

00:25:08.27
Chibbs
Now, when you do it, do it well and make sure it counts. You're now down with a discount.

00:25:15.09
Bevo
Oh, great.

00:25:15.58
anaconda cock dick
Ah.

00:25:15.77
Bevo
It answers that question from before.

00:25:16.82
gav
Oh, so you've got to do it to get a discount on the membership.

00:25:18.11
Chibbs
He's a real salesman.

00:25:19.28
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Yeah.

00:25:21.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:21.30
gav
My God.

00:25:22.55
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:25:22.88
Chibbs
He's a real salesman, this guy.

00:25:23.85
Mad Dog
This guy's a genius.

00:25:24.04
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:25:25.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:25.89
Chibbs
Okay, so...

00:25:26.13
gav
Yeah.

00:25:26.55
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:25:26.64
gav
Employee the month.

00:25:29.05
Chibbs
you just like the pyramid scheme that he's running here.

00:25:29.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:25:31.30
Bevo
kind of Ponzi. Yeah, I was going to Ponzi scheme.

00:25:32.19
Chibbs
It's just...

00:25:33.10
Bevo
me

00:25:34.48
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah, yeah.

00:25:36.62
Bevo
It's other people's money, the Ponzi scheme.

00:25:37.44
Chibbs
Okay, so...

00:25:38.30
Bevo
So this is just a penis Ponzi scheme.

00:25:39.64
gav
you've got You've got to treach the next level.

00:25:39.89
anaconda cock dick
You know...

00:25:42.42
anaconda cock dick
You know what hate though?

00:25:43.08
Mad Dog
ah each

00:25:44.22
anaconda cock dick
this I can't remember which place it is. It's like Pet Barn or one of them that sold dog food. And I go in, I go to buy the dog food and they're like, it's a $60 for that. Are you a member?

00:25:57.96
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I'm like, no, I'm not. And they're like, if you're a member, you get a discount. I'm like, Oh fuck yeah, I'll become a member. And they're like, if you become a member now, you can't get a discount. Now you get it when you come back.

00:26:07.10
Mad Dog
next, next visit.

00:26:08.66
anaconda cock dick
And I'm like, Oh, well I won't become a member. And that happens every time I go there. Cause I just forget.

00:26:12.72
Bevo
yeah

00:26:13.23
gav
ah ah

00:26:13.34
anaconda cock dick
I'm like, I don't mean I was staring at me, become a member, but I get the discount now.

00:26:14.68
gav
ah

00:26:18.59
anaconda cock dick
And then next time I go there, I have the exact same conversation.

00:26:20.95
Bevo
Yeah, the guy the harmonica from before.

00:26:21.53
gav
I feel like

00:26:21.52
Chibbs
So this chick has been fucking everyone's husband and then being like, forgot to ask for the discount. God damn it.

00:26:30.15
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:26:30.33
Chibbs
Again.

00:26:30.34
anaconda cock dick
That's exactly what's going on.

00:26:31.27
gav
you reckon it stacks or is it a one-time thing? Like discount for your first fuck or is it like for every subsequent fuck you get another 5%?

00:26:39.59
Chibbs
I mentioned it's like a coffee card sort of thing. You know, you get the stamps.

00:26:41.88
gav
Like punch the punch the thing.

00:26:41.88
Mad Dog
yeah

00:26:41.88
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, every fifth month's free.

00:26:42.66
Mad Dog
It's like 10th free.

00:26:44.04
gav
Tenth fuck free.

00:26:44.13
Chibbs
The 11th one's free.

00:26:46.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:26:46.99
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:26:47.16
gav
Tenth fuck free.

00:26:47.40
Chibbs
um

00:26:48.09
gav
Oh my God.

00:26:48.15
Chibbs
You also, yeah, the whole thing of like, yeah they they are really just sort of selling it like it is a scheme. Like this is a foolproof scheme that everyone's cool with.

00:27:00.08
Chibbs
They're like, are you sure everyone's cool with this?

00:27:00.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:02.02
Chibbs
Yeah!

00:27:02.40
Mad Dog
Everyone's doing it. Yeah, that's so Yeah.

00:27:04.58
gav
Yeah, I love that it's like, if if don't be shy because if you're down and want your hands up high, say it with pride.

00:27:05.26
Chibbs
Get a discount.

00:27:11.29
gav
When you do it, do it well and make sure that it counts.

00:27:14.38
Bevo
Very inspirational.

00:27:14.65
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah yeah

00:27:16.52
gav
It's just like, yeah, just like if you got to cheat on your significant other, just fuck hard. That's all he asks.

00:27:22.20
Chibbs
Yeah. Real good.

00:27:22.55
anaconda cock dick
I, yeah.

00:27:23.36
Chibbs
Real well.

00:27:23.67
gav
Just really plow the other P.

00:27:24.17
Chibbs
that I think this was going on until someone got fucking shot and they're like, i killed my husband after he was OPPing because, and his membership card, it says anything OPPing.

00:27:27.83
Mad Dog
play

00:27:35.24
Mad Dog
I found his membership card.

00:27:36.01
gav
a Oh my God.

00:27:37.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:39.74
gav
The third P was pistol.

00:27:39.74
Chibbs
um What's the skeleton bone?

00:27:42.72
Mad Dog
I

00:27:43.18
Chibbs
what's the skeleton by

00:27:45.05
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:27:45.46
Chibbs
like

00:27:45.78
Bevo
That's like skeletons in your closet.

00:27:46.54
Chibbs
Should this have been in Scary Month?

00:27:47.12
Mad Dog
think I'm a femur.

00:27:51.14
gav
we started scary month early?

00:27:54.00
Chibbs
Why is there skeleton all of a sudden?

00:27:54.14
Bevo
It's always scary, my dear.

00:27:56.43
Chibbs
It was like the the ragged clown in Mr.

00:27:57.01
gav
I think the implication

00:27:59.35
Chibbs
Tambourine Man, and now there's a fucking skeleton.

00:28:01.39
Mad Dog
Yes, we've started scary.

00:28:02.33
gav
The implication is to have a skeleton it's to have a skeleton in the closet, as in a secret, but also the bone being the the bone, if you will.

00:28:02.77
anaconda cock dick
but

00:28:03.19
Chibbs
It popped out of nowhere as well.

00:28:08.97
Chibbs
Right.

00:28:09.66
Mad Dog
um god Ah, got it.

00:28:13.29
gav
I think that's the play on words.

00:28:13.52
Mad Dog
Got it.

00:28:13.53
Chibbs
Fuck, this guy's good.

00:28:13.74
anaconda cock dick
Oh, that's really clever.

00:28:14.38
Mad Dog
This guy's awesome.

00:28:14.49
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ah

00:28:14.90
Chibbs
This guy is so good.

00:28:15.22
gav
he's it's a good It's a genuinely good lyric, I think. I think that's what he was going with.

00:28:17.82
Bevo
it's It's like a spooky version of hot dog down the hallway.

00:28:17.84
Mad Dog
was almost and

00:28:19.52
Chibbs
Damn, treach.

00:28:22.76
gav
Yeah.

00:28:23.17
Mad Dog
Whatever happened to Twitch?

00:28:23.89
anaconda cock dick
What?

00:28:24.40
Chibbs
Yeah, okay, right.

00:28:24.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

00:28:25.65
gav
What is Tree Jump 2?

00:28:25.79
anaconda cock dick
No, it's not.

00:28:25.96
Chibbs
Okay.

00:28:27.09
anaconda cock dick
i mean That means something completely different.

00:28:29.84
Bevo
that mean?

00:28:29.89
gav
Can you explain it in great detail?

00:28:30.64
Chibbs
What?

00:28:32.19
anaconda cock dick
Doesn't hot dog down the hallway mean like a loose ah loose vagina?

00:28:32.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:32.62
Chibbs
I would

00:28:35.38
Mad Dog
Yes, that's what that means.

00:28:36.03
Bevo
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. Skeleton bone in the closet door.

00:28:37.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:28:37.99
Chibbs
imagine if she's, well, I imagine if she's OPPing this much, she might, yeah, you might have a hot dog situation.

00:28:45.72
anaconda cock dick
Imagine that though.

00:28:46.30
gav
Oh, sorry.

00:28:46.59
anaconda cock dick
You're like,

00:28:46.68
gav
Can I just... Yeah, sorry.

00:28:48.32
anaconda cock dick
Oh, mate, yeah.

00:28:48.62
gav
Keep going. Keep going. Keep going.

00:28:50.20
anaconda cock dick
You're like, how how was your route? goes, oh, yeah, it was all right. It was a bit like throwing a skeleton in the closet, though, if you know what I mean.

00:28:58.31
Chibbs
Throwing a skeleton bone through a closet door.

00:28:58.41
Bevo
bone. Skeleton bone.

00:28:58.94
gav
Um...

00:29:01.01
anaconda cock dick
If you know what I mean.

00:29:02.35
Chibbs
You know, you know.

00:29:02.45
anaconda cock dick
I actually don't know what you mean at all.

00:29:05.05
Mad Dog
Skeleton!

00:29:08.84
Bevo
There's people that just have to make up their own version of an idiom.

00:29:09.61
gav
yeah

00:29:10.31
Chibbs
But um'm but I'm frightened now. yeah

00:29:14.00
Mad Dog
Oh my god.

00:29:14.41
Chibbs
well

00:29:14.82
gav
um

00:29:14.90
Chibbs
Yeah. Why are skeletons frightening if we are all skeletons?

00:29:19.53
anaconda cock dick
oh I've thought that.

00:29:19.73
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:20.77
anaconda cock dick
I've thought that like that that's a horror thing somehow, but we've all got them inside us.

00:29:21.92
Bevo
yeah

00:29:22.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:25.54
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

00:29:26.22
Chibbs
Like, you get X-ray and you get a jump scare, like, is it?

00:29:29.66
Bevo
That's, um...

00:29:31.59
anaconda cock dick
The X, the X-ray doctor gets scared shitless every time he does an X-ray.

00:29:33.97
Chibbs
Yeah! Every time.

00:29:36.14
Bevo
That's one of my, um...

00:29:36.17
gav
ah ah

00:29:37.31
Chibbs
ah don't know how to tell you this, but there is a scary, scary monster inside you.

00:29:37.50
Bevo
It's one of my, uh...

00:29:41.15
Bevo
That's...

00:29:43.31
anaconda cock dick
ah He does he does it x-ray. He does an x-ray of someone and he's like, oh! He runs off and he's like, hello, Scooby-Doo and the mystery gang.

00:29:57.61
Chibbs
i've I've got a skeleton problem.

00:29:59.99
gav
yeah

00:30:00.98
anaconda cock dick
He tries to peel back your skin off your face. He's like, oh I know who's really behind this.

00:30:07.14
Chibbs
you like, ah!

00:30:11.09
anaconda cock dick
it's like try to peel your skin up from your chin. like, Oh, I know who he is. I know what you're trying to do Like, Oh, leave me alone.

00:30:19.40
Mad Dog
It's my actual face.

00:30:20.28
gav
And he rips their skin off and he's like, there it is, the skeleton inside you.

00:30:20.67
anaconda cock dick
That's,

00:30:24.70
gav
Yeah.

00:30:27.02
Bevo
that's one of my um i don't know if i'll ever do it but of my stand-up bits is how scary things aren't that scary when you really think about it because like you know what's scarier than a werewolf you just a regular wolf and then um

00:30:28.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:39.39
gav
yeah yeah yeah

00:30:40.90
Mad Dog
An actual wolf.

00:30:41.42
Bevo
Skeletons are scary, but like really, really skinny people aren't. But it's just the same.

00:30:46.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:30:47.82
gav
Oh. yeah ah

00:30:50.40
Mad Dog
A

00:30:51.29
Chibbs
Daniel Johns circa 2000, not that scary.

00:30:53.44
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah, but...

00:30:55.98
Mad Dog
little bit scary, but not skeleton scary.

00:30:57.32
gav
oh

00:30:57.62
anaconda cock dick
No, it's sad. You see people really, really thin and you know they're unhealthy and you're like, oh, that's sad.

00:31:00.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:31:00.41
Chibbs
and Yeah, sad.

00:31:02.29
Mad Dog
That's true.

00:31:03.73
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That's really sad.

00:31:03.96
Bevo
Yeah, but you take off that small layer and...

00:31:04.05
Mad Dog
Sad.

00:31:04.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:04.58
anaconda cock dick
But it's like...

00:31:04.85
Chibbs
They've never seen a skeleton in ah in a cartoon and went, oh, that's a bit sad, isn't it?

00:31:05.06
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Yeah,

00:31:08.46
Mad Dog
feel feel sorry for the skeleton.

00:31:08.97
Chibbs
They

00:31:10.51
anaconda cock dick
yeah and then you see the skeleton.

00:31:10.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:31:10.68
Bevo
Also

00:31:12.36
anaconda cock dick
It's scary. It's like...

00:31:13.73
Chibbs
also play their ribs like a xylophone.

00:31:15.69
anaconda cock dick
I know that is the crazy. and And what's nuts is you hear you'll hear different notes. ah ah Assumedly, you'd hear different notes based on the different ribs, right?

00:31:26.67
Mad Dog
The length of the rib. Yes.

00:31:28.15
Chibbs
Yeah, correct. Yeah, that's how they worked.

00:31:29.05
anaconda cock dick
That's what you'd think.

00:31:29.41
Mad Dog
Exactly.

00:31:30.20
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, they're a musical. you've You've got music inside you.

00:31:32.82
Bevo
so You've also got like ghosts who, the only scary thing about ghosts is they're not supposed to be there.

00:31:36.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:39.38
Mad Dog
Ghosts.

00:31:40.02
Bevo
So once you get used to them being there, it's like, oh, well, you say boo.

00:31:43.26
gav
Just a vague annoyance.

00:31:43.85
Bevo
Okay. So I'm surprised by your presence.

00:31:44.96
Mad Dog
It's... There's Bill.

00:31:46.64
Bevo
But yeah, once once the surprise is gone, it's not scary anymore.

00:31:47.10
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

00:31:51.60
gav
ah so The ghost comes through the wall while you're jerking off to some really questionable porn and they're like, boo!

00:31:51.60
Bevo
what What else can you do?

00:31:56.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:57.30
gav
And you're like, you're going to be more scared of this than I am of you, my friend.

00:31:59.64
Chibbs
it sigh yeah

00:32:00.09
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:32:00.82
gav
You can stick around and watch if you want to.

00:32:01.00
Chibbs
No, not now.

00:32:01.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:32:02.30
gav
I'm super into this.

00:32:03.99
Chibbs
Verse

00:32:04.05
Bevo
You boo all you want, but um

00:32:04.93
gav
Stay. stay and Stay and watch little ghosty. and They're like, oh, fuck.

00:32:08.53
Chibbs
three.

00:32:08.74
Bevo
I'm not startled anymore.

00:32:09.47
gav
Get out of here.

00:32:12.17
gav
I don't like this.

00:32:12.37
Chibbs
Verse three.

00:32:13.76
gav
um Sorry, stop it.

00:32:14.40
Chibbs
Okay.

00:32:14.68
gav
You got to go. Stop it. You got to go because the whole verse is about the one thing and it's going to be a pain in the ass.

00:32:16.07
Chibbs
Okay.

00:32:16.24
Bevo
Well, just but before you do this, just before you keep going, the chorus of this one is a ah female version, Every Last Lady, instead of Every Last Homie.

00:32:17.16
Chibbs
Okay, cool. It says, yeah.

00:32:27.82
gav
Oh, I see. It is too.

00:32:28.84
Mad Dog
Oh, got it.

00:32:29.22
Chibbs
Oh, okay.

00:32:29.82
Mad Dog
All the ladies.

00:32:30.05
Chibbs
Yeah, all the ladies.

00:32:30.13
gav
Every last lady and then all the ladies.

00:32:30.84
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

00:32:32.38
gav
All the single ladies.

00:32:32.68
Chibbs
It's very inclusive.

00:32:32.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:32:33.37
gav
No.

00:32:33.59
Chibbs
Very inclusive song.

00:32:35.15
gav
It is. I like that. Yeah, they each each put ah a whole verse.

00:32:35.97
Chibbs
yeah

00:32:36.57
Mad Dog
Way ahead of his time.

00:32:38.15
gav
They each put a whole verse.

00:32:38.19
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. First three. A scab tried to OPP me. I had a girl and she knew that.

00:32:45.05
Bevo
got a union now, do I?

00:32:47.46
gav
ah Don't let the scabs cross the picket line.

00:32:50.21
Chibbs
Yeah, fuck, man, they've unionised quick.

00:32:54.51
Mad Dog
Scab.

00:32:55.61
gav
Oh, my God.

00:32:58.15
Chibbs
And she knew that. Matter of fact, her and my girl was partners that had a fallout disagreement, yeah, an argument. She tried to do me, so we did it in my apartment.

00:33:12.91
Chibbs
Bust it. That wasn't the thing. It must have been the way she hit the ceiling. Because after that, she kept on coming back and catching feelings.

00:33:24.15
Chibbs
I said, let's go. My girl is coming. So you got to leave. She said, oh, no I love you, Treach. I said, now, child, please.

00:33:36.52
Chibbs
You gots to leave. Come grab your coat right now. You got to go.

00:33:42.96
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:33:43.28
gav
Fuck

00:33:43.33
Chibbs
Okay, this got this's got dark.

00:33:44.22
anaconda cock dick
Okay.

00:33:45.30
Chibbs
This got dark. and And look, I didn't know we were going to get here when I ah spoke about the Jackson 5 and their horrific past.

00:33:54.97
gav
no.

00:33:55.71
Chibbs
And I expected more because i've I've been praising treats this whole time. But um yeah ah it seems like he is um having sex with a child.

00:34:09.38
gav
fucking

00:34:09.84
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:34:11.98
Bevo
You can interpret it that way.

00:34:13.19
gav
I mean, he does say child, please.

00:34:13.32
Chibbs
I just read the lyrics.

00:34:14.63
gav
I know. Yeah. i can't even. Yeah. Well, what can you say about it? It's ah it's there in the lyrics.

00:34:18.16
Chibbs
what How else do I take it?

00:34:19.60
gav
It's there in the lyrics. I mean, I don't know.

00:34:22.14
Mad Dog
It's black and white

00:34:22.34
Chibbs
Yeah, no wonder he wants it to fucking go he's This guy's gone to jail for a long time.

00:34:27.53
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:34:27.85
Mad Dog
white.

00:34:27.89
gav
and

00:34:28.40
Bevo
Yeah.

00:34:29.14
gav
He's on the Epstein flight logs.

00:34:29.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:30.70
gav
There's no doubt.

00:34:30.80
Chibbs
Oh, big time. Yeah, big steen.

00:34:32.36
Bevo
Just to circle back to, he's, he,

00:34:33.36
anaconda cock dick
but Epstein's like like, you know it, LPP?

00:34:35.06
gav
Big Steam.

00:34:36.24
anaconda cock dick
Epstein's like, yeah, you know me.

00:34:36.70
Mad Dog
A big steam.

00:34:39.04
gav
Did you say Big Steam or Big Steen?

00:34:41.67
Chibbs
Steen.

00:34:43.06
Mad Dog
Steam. Steam.

00:34:45.90
gav
Oh, he's big in the stain.

00:34:45.96
Bevo
Just let let's just circle back for a second to the, um he's complaining that someone else is trying to OPP him.

00:34:49.60
Chibbs
to the To the union?

00:34:51.90
Bevo
Yeah. This cab's trying to OPP him.

00:34:53.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:55.04
Bevo
Like, you can't be mad about that. You've been doing it everyone else.

00:34:58.50
Chibbs
tell me You started the scheme.

00:34:59.94
gav
Yeah.

00:34:59.97
Mad Dog
Yeah, he's too good a salesman.

00:35:00.91
Chibbs
This is like, yeah, hey start he started a scam and got ripped off in the end. It's like, yeah, but it's your scam.

00:35:07.38
Mad Dog
It's your scam.

00:35:08.72
gav
The best part is that he sounds like he's complaining, but then he's immediately like, yeah, so we did it in my apartment.

00:35:08.70
Mad Dog
That's right.

00:35:08.81
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:13.62
gav
It's like she it's like he said, it's it the way he says it, it's like she tried to OPP him.

00:35:13.97
Chibbs
Yeah, like, look, yeah.

00:35:18.46
gav
He's like, no, no, no, she did fucking OPP you.

00:35:20.04
Chibbs
She did.

00:35:20.99
Mad Dog
Yeah, he was down.

00:35:21.34
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:35:21.39
gav
She got your dick. She got that that penis.

00:35:23.00
Chibbs
Successful.

00:35:24.26
gav
Yeah.

00:35:24.89
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:35:25.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:35:25.62
Chibbs
A successful OPP happened in his apartment. Yeah.

00:35:29.09
gav
yeah

00:35:29.79
Chibbs
And then his girlfriend's coming home. He's like, you need to get the fuck out of here right now.

00:35:33.56
Mad Dog
Now, get the fuck

00:35:34.08
gav
This is 1991.

00:35:34.50
Chibbs
Right now.

00:35:35.29
gav
How does he... like I feel like these days you'd cop a text or or you know so something saying they'll come in. 1991, how do you even know that your girl's on their way home?

00:35:43.59
Mad Dog
out. You've got no warning.

00:35:44.92
anaconda cock dick
She's buzzed the intercom.

00:35:45.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:35:46.35
Bevo
and She called the landline.

00:35:46.91
gav
If she's buzzing in the comments, too fucking late.

00:35:47.69
Chibbs
buzzed intercom, loud engine, loud engine in the driveway.

00:35:48.95
gav
You are in trouble. Loud engine.

00:35:51.61
anaconda cock dick
That engine.

00:35:51.81
gav
Okay, that works. That works. Yeah.

00:35:53.51
anaconda cock dick
Maybe she just yells. She just, I'm about to walk in the house.

00:35:58.81
gav
yeah yeah yeah

00:35:59.86
anaconda cock dick
Like maybe she just does that everywhere she goes.

00:36:01.10
Chibbs
Yeah, they did that. They did that in the early 90s.

00:36:03.26
Bevo
Maybe she's got one of those horns.

00:36:03.65
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:36:03.91
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:36:04.22
Bevo
of like da but but but but but but da but

00:36:07.42
gav
she She has a herald.

00:36:09.67
Chibbs
He has yess a car that plays Cucaracha.

00:36:11.36
gav
Here, here, here, here, here comes Marissa, third of her name.

00:36:12.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:17.54
Chibbs
ah but And he's like, holy shit, you to the fuck out right now.

00:36:20.52
gav
oh shit. Shit.

00:36:23.13
anaconda cock dick
oh

00:36:23.34
gav
This fanfare only lasts like two minutes. You got to get the fuck out.

00:36:28.09
Chibbs
but

00:36:30.70
Mad Dog
This fanfare.

00:36:37.02
Mad Dog
this fanfa

00:36:37.04
Bevo
Good.

00:36:38.53
anaconda cock dick
Once he starts asking us to bring out the dead, we're fucked. She'll be in here by then.

00:36:42.34
gav
yeah yeah yeah

00:36:46.38
gav
Ah.

00:36:48.46
Chibbs
ah He keeps going. He's still trying to get her out, it says. I said, now look, you choose the stairs or choose the stair window. This was a fling, a little thing you shouldn't have brought your heart because you know i was OPP, hell, from the very start.

00:37:08.19
Chibbs
Come on, come Now let me tell you what it's all about. When you get down, you can't go running ah running off at the mouth. That's rule number one in the OPP establishment.

00:37:21.03
anaconda cock dick
What?

00:37:21.32
Chibbs
so You keep your mouth shut and it won't get back to her or him.

00:37:22.45
gav
ah

00:37:26.93
Chibbs
Exciting, isn't it? A special kind of business. Many of you will catch that same sort of OPP messing with him or her for sure. I'm going to admit it.

00:37:38.15
Chibbs
When OPP comes, damn skippy I'm with it.

00:37:41.92
anaconda cock dick
Skippy?

00:37:43.04
gav
Damn Skippy.

00:37:44.12
anaconda cock dick
Alright.

00:37:45.77
Chibbs
this This guy, he cannot kill the salesman with him.

00:37:45.78
anaconda cock dick
Alright, hang on.

00:37:50.98
Chibbs
Like, he's about to be caught and he's still just like, but ah look, I get it.

00:37:54.80
gav
This is, it's exciting.

00:37:55.27
Chibbs
This is going to be bad. But what?

00:37:56.30
gav
This is what we do it for.

00:37:57.42
Chibbs
but But this Do you not feel alive?

00:37:57.58
gav
This is what we fucking, what a rush, right? What a rush.

00:38:01.39
Chibbs
Do you not feel alive?

00:38:01.60
Bevo
Thank you.

00:38:02.94
gav
have a brochure. have a brochure on

00:38:04.97
Chibbs
I mean, you know, when you become a member of the OPP establishment, these are the sort of rushes you're going to expect all the time.

00:38:09.06
gav
each.

00:38:10.91
Chibbs
i

00:38:11.72
gav
but

00:38:12.03
anaconda cock dick
Now, stairs or stair window, which one?

00:38:16.12
Mad Dog
Yeah, this bird's got to fly.

00:38:16.60
Chibbs
but

00:38:17.03
gav
yeah yeah i have a brochure i have a brochure on each

00:38:19.02
Chibbs
I imagine the window. Yeah.

00:38:22.78
anaconda cock dick
She's like, I'll take the stairs. He's like, why don't you take the stair window? ah

00:38:28.65
Chibbs
It's like, we're three stories up.

00:38:28.65
anaconda cock dick
what do you mean stair window?

00:38:28.85
gav
these

00:38:28.87
Mad Dog
It's a lot quicker.

00:38:30.23
gav
she's coming She's coming up the stairs and he's just like yeah kicking her out the fucking window.

00:38:35.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:35.61
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:38:36.30
Chibbs
He's she's like, I'll take the stairs. he's like, the there's also a window. There is also a window on the stairs.

00:38:41.46
gav
You're right though.

00:38:41.77
Mad Dog
yeah

00:38:41.90
gav
It's like, yeah, ohs we're we're on the 20th floor though.

00:38:41.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:44.24
gav
And it's just like, see ya.

00:38:44.86
Bevo
Or he's like, he's like, are you, are you going to, are you going to take the stairs or the stair window?

00:38:45.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:46.08
gav
Ah.

00:38:47.38
anaconda cock dick
That looks like just...

00:38:50.11
Bevo
Oh, I might take the stairs. And he just goes out the door and he yells to his girlfriend and says, come up the stair window.

00:38:58.74
gav
The guy's got the stop-go sign at the

00:38:59.43
Chibbs
The stairs are broken. You'll have to come through the window.

00:39:01.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:04.21
anaconda cock dick
but the stairs are park Oh, you you wouldn't believe it.

00:39:05.89
Mad Dog
Stair window.

00:39:08.92
anaconda cock dick
They're working on the stairs because they're broken.

00:39:11.31
Chibbs
Yeah, nah.

00:39:11.53
anaconda cock dick
Like, no, no, no.

00:39:12.14
gav
top.

00:39:13.99
anaconda cock dick
Someone's walking down them now. No, that's the last person they said's allowed because they're about to start the work.

00:39:18.46
gav
yeah

00:39:19.22
Mad Dog
the last person they saw.

00:39:19.55
Chibbs
ah pass that ah Past that stair, they are completely broken.

00:39:20.17
gav
guys got this the guy got the stop go sign at the top

00:39:24.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:24.20
Mad Dog
that's but last person

00:39:26.34
anaconda cock dick
They told her just then, they said, no more after you.

00:39:26.56
Mad Dog
it

00:39:32.67
Chibbs
but they're too broken.

00:39:36.31
Mad Dog
Bloody stairs.

00:39:36.37
Bevo
That's the stair repair person.

00:39:36.91
Mad Dog
Out of order again.

00:39:37.53
gav
but

00:39:38.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:39:40.23
gav
oh

00:39:40.34
Chibbs
This is so fucking good. Just this whole thing about it. It's gone from just being like, I've got a little sort of theory that by the end of the first verse, he's like, ah could sell I could get i can sell memberships to this.

00:39:53.54
Chibbs
And then he's like, I can branch out the females.

00:39:53.75
gav
Yeah.

00:39:56.14
Chibbs
And then when he's got this point, hey he's he's basically getting high off his own supply here.

00:40:00.74
gav
It's an empire. It's a fucking empire.

00:40:01.84
Chibbs
Yeah, and it's just there isn't an establishment.

00:40:02.66
gav
Yeah.

00:40:04.99
Chibbs
Like, yeah,

00:40:06.49
gav
wow

00:40:07.12
Mad Dog
The number one rule, you do not talk about OPP.

00:40:11.69
Chibbs
yeah. yeah yeah

00:40:11.96
gav
It's a special kind of business.

00:40:12.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:40:12.54
Chibbs
You don't go around running your mouth.

00:40:12.79
Mad Dog
Shut the hell up.

00:40:15.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:15.65
gav
yeah

00:40:17.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:17.94
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:40:18.32
Chibbs
um and And even though he's about to have his world come crumbling down, he's still just like, the system works. um so I mean, like, you know, i haven't followed it to a T here, but if I had have followed the system, I would have been fine.

00:40:28.99
gav
yeah

00:40:34.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:40:36.17
Chibbs
Yeah. But she fell in love with me. That's not the system.

00:40:39.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:40:39.74
Bevo
Thank you.

00:40:40.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:40.13
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:40:40.88
gav
And I like that he's also like, the contingency is that you need to shut your fucking mouth and we'll all make it out of this.

00:40:46.40
Chibbs
yeah

00:40:47.51
gav
he's like things haven't Things haven't gone great up to this point. All is not lost. we've We've got strategies for this, okay? Just shut the fuck up.

00:40:54.43
Mad Dog
so

00:40:55.26
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:40:55.35
gav
up And we're good.

00:40:57.01
Chibbs
If we go to chapter three of the manual, you'll notice this bit says, just shut the fuck up.

00:41:00.55
gav
ah Of the manual, only $14.99 postage included.

00:41:07.35
gav
Shut the fuck up.

00:41:08.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:09.23
gav
That was our... um Do you remember, Chibs? like I reckon one of the first times we properly hung out was at one of Nick's parties and we came up with that ISIS recruiting... Like the i like it but ISIS... um Not recruiting, but like their their PSA of just being like, just shut the fuck up.

00:41:23.34
Chibbs
it's it's It's just to their own members. Like, yeah, we were always saying that terrorists get caught by being yappy on the phone.

00:41:26.10
gav
Yeah, it's like just... Because they just... They're lippy. They're lippy on the phones.

00:41:30.63
Chibbs
Yeah, they're always banging on about their plans.

00:41:31.70
gav
It's like just because it's a... Yeah, just shut the fuck up.

00:41:35.60
Chibbs
And it was just going it was just going to be, yeah, a shush.

00:41:35.68
gav
There's a really good photo of you and me at one point. There's a a really good photo of you and me just both just shushing our lips.

00:41:40.79
Chibbs
Just, yeah.

00:41:42.11
gav
And that's just like, that was our ISIS poster.

00:41:43.46
Chibbs
yeah It was just ISIS, man. Like, just, just shh, shh, shh, shh.

00:41:47.46
anaconda cock dick
God.

00:41:47.67
gav
Hey, have you have you got a great plan in the works? That's cool.

00:41:52.00
Chibbs
Yeah, i had a standup I had a stand-up bit about it where it was like, yeah, I had i had a ah plan to basically, because when ISIS had an app at one point on the Apple store, I said, you go there and they're selling merch.

00:41:52.13
gav
Like, the fuck up.

00:42:05.18
Chibbs
It'd be hilarious that one of the posters it happens to just be me with a shush thing. but They're selling these on the ISIS app.

00:42:11.17
Bevo
Who are you going to complain to? Swinger.

00:42:16.10
Chibbs
I get 12 cents a poster. Yeah.

00:42:20.90
gav
ah

00:42:21.05
Chibbs
Done a little deal in Syria. Yeah.

00:42:25.55
gav
oh

00:42:25.88
Chibbs
um he knoxs He knocks another chorus out, but this time the whole party is down with OPP. So everyone is. Not just the men, not the ladies, not the homies and the ladies, but everyone.

00:42:33.17
gav
The whole party.

00:42:36.49
gav
The whole party. It's

00:42:37.22
Bevo
swing ah

00:42:37.57
Chibbs
Everyone is down.

00:42:38.03
Bevo
yeah

00:42:38.66
Chibbs
The establishment is strong. Yeah. And then the outro, he says, break it down, which...

00:42:41.49
gav
what we like to hear.

00:42:46.37
gav
I think it's too late.

00:42:46.51
Chibbs
I mean, yeah, it's too late.

00:42:47.03
anaconda cock dick
ah

00:42:47.78
gav
It's too late at that point.

00:42:48.82
Chibbs
Too

00:42:48.88
gav
I think you need to break it down in the... and like i but i Like, Dan Southern?

00:42:52.76
Chibbs
late. Unless he's breaking down...

00:42:53.73
gav
Dan Southern, you write a lot of songs.

00:42:54.42
Chibbs
Is he breaking down?

00:42:55.37
gav
Where are you where are you putting your break down?

00:42:57.51
Chibbs
Where's the breakdown at the end? Actually, it is!

00:42:59.09
anaconda cock dick
um A lot of the Fab Old Idiot songs, the breakdown is the end. Because, you know...

00:43:04.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:43:04.13
gav
ah Okay, interesting. Never mind, I stand corrected. Treach, as you were.

00:43:06.72
Chibbs
But this...

00:43:07.42
gav
yeah I shouldn't have questioned Treach. That's my bad. He's a songwriting genius, clearly.

00:43:09.96
Chibbs
yeah ah

00:43:10.46
Bevo
you know what Can I just stop you real quick?

00:43:11.11
Chibbs
Is Treach trying to break down the establishment at the end?

00:43:11.22
gav
Fuck.

00:43:11.42
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:43:13.65
Chibbs
Because he had a change of heart.

00:43:13.84
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. I thought that...

00:43:16.17
Bevo
I'm going to put a hard handbrake on because um i was just reading ahead and it's Treach's real name is Tony Double T Treachery, Chris. So I'm guessing it's Treach, not Treach.

00:43:29.42
Bevo
So let's go back from the start and start over.

00:43:31.58
gav
Oh my God, we've really, we've gone done biffed it.

00:43:31.95
Chibbs
tread

00:43:33.55
anaconda cock dick
Oh.

00:43:33.61
Chibbs
Did I say that at the start?

00:43:35.19
gav
You did question whether it was treach or treach and we all just said it looks like treach to us.

00:43:35.38
Bevo
Probably, yeah.

00:43:39.74
Bevo
Yeah.

00:43:40.14
Mad Dog
Treach is heaps funnier.

00:43:40.88
gav
To me, it looked like the word teach, but with an R in it.

00:43:41.37
Mad Dog
I'm going to go with Treach.

00:43:42.75
Chibbs
Like it was teach.

00:43:43.24
anaconda cock dick
That's what I thought.

00:43:43.51
Chibbs
like Yeah.

00:43:44.09
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:43:44.18
Bevo
Yeah.

00:43:44.32
anaconda cock dick
Like, like teacher.

00:43:44.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:43:44.61
gav
Yeah, it looked like teach with a little, yeah.

00:43:46.88
Bevo
Let's just, it will stick with the treach.

00:43:47.10
Chibbs
Well, at least it's only 43 minutes of us sounding like fucking idiots.

00:43:47.93
gav
Actually, it's a, it's a, look, the entire podcast is us sounding like fucking idiots.

00:43:50.74
Bevo
No, that's saying. We have to go back to the start and start over. to it again.

00:43:53.92
Chibbs
I'm going to go with teach.

00:43:57.76
anaconda cock dick
It's like if we did the last podcast and we're like, this is by a Bob Dylan.

00:43:58.30
gav
but

00:43:58.36
Chibbs
No, no.

00:44:02.51
anaconda cock dick
Okay.

00:44:03.01
gav
Okay. How about, hang on, hang on, hang on.

00:44:03.80
anaconda cock dick
Whoever that is.

00:44:04.55
gav
Everyone everyone needs to go radio silence. Everyone say Tretch one by one and then we'll superimpose them over the top. All right, Mad Dog, you're up.

00:44:10.63
Chibbs
I'm definitely not doing that.

00:44:12.40
gav
You're up.

00:44:12.43
Mad Dog
Tretch.

00:44:13.40
gav
All right, Ryan.

00:44:15.19
Bevo
tre

00:44:17.52
gav
Okay, don't then. ah Dan, Dan Southern, hit us with a Tretch.

00:44:21.86
anaconda cock dick
ah okay. Treat. Treat.

00:44:25.43
Bevo
What if I talk over the top and it ruins the take?

00:44:25.55
anaconda cock dick
three

00:44:27.26
gav
Okay, that'll do.

00:44:27.64
Mad Dog
yeah

00:44:27.76
gav
Chibs?

00:44:27.80
anaconda cock dick
fuck

00:44:28.95
gav
ah ah cheap

00:44:31.19
Chibbs
I've said treats so many times.

00:44:32.82
Bevo
um I can't see Chips doing any editing this.

00:44:34.33
Mad Dog
It's now Tretch.

00:44:35.37
gav
tre like Okay, we got it.

00:44:35.59
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. It was released.

00:44:37.44
gav
We got it. Move on. We'll do it in post.

00:44:39.34
Chibbs
yeah

00:44:39.46
gav
We'll do it in post.

00:44:40.22
Chibbs
It was released on the 24th of August, 1991. Apparently that 3,671 before the towers Yeah. Yeah.

00:44:46.60
gav
Oh, I love it when we get a good before. It's been a minute.

00:44:48.71
Chibbs
the

00:44:49.22
gav
Oh, you guys just did Dylan, but it's been a minute for me.

00:44:49.37
Chibbs
yeah

00:44:50.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:44:52.05
Chibbs
Yeah, it's written by – well, and now I've got a feeling the numbers were not correct for Dylan because it was very similar.

00:44:52.91
gav
Oh, how long was Dylan before the towers fell, by the way? Was that a long...

00:44:59.92
anaconda cock dick
It was similar, but that was 65.

00:44:59.98
Bevo
and

00:45:02.80
Chibbs
That was not in 65.

00:45:04.56
gav
Oh my God. Surely someone, you fucked it.

00:45:05.49
anaconda cock dick
Chibs,

00:45:06.85
Chibbs
Jesus, come on. Yeah, well, math isn't my strong suit.

00:45:08.28
anaconda cock dick
chipbbs do you do you work it out mathematically yourself?

00:45:09.47
gav
on

00:45:11.69
Chibbs
I asked ChatGPT how many days

00:45:11.79
gav
On

00:45:14.41
Bevo
Chappity knows nothing.

00:45:14.94
Chibbs
but well

00:45:15.05
gav
Don't fuck up the number of days on nine eleven you fuck.

00:45:18.44
Chibbs
Yeah, don't know.

00:45:18.95
gav
Of all days.

00:45:20.19
Chibbs
Yeah, goddammit. Sorry. um

00:45:22.98
gav
ah Anyway.

00:45:23.34
Chibbs
The songwriters is Tretch, a.k.a. Anthony Chris, KG, ah who is named Keir Gist, and then Vinrock, a.k.a. Vincent Brown.

00:45:41.31
Chibbs
um tretch acted in uh a movie called juice with tupac apparently and he and he has feuded with dr dre they've feuded feuded yeah

00:45:50.30
anaconda cock dick
really

00:45:56.07
gav
Ooh, there you go.

00:45:56.79
Mad Dog
okay

00:45:56.87
gav
Few have. Few have. um Yeah, he apparently close friends with Tupac and they collabed on the song Five Deadly Venoms.

00:46:05.39
Chibbs
There you go.

00:46:05.50
Bevo
The chronic is 92, isn't it?

00:46:05.99
Chibbs
Vinrock apparently is more of a hype man and often sidelined in the verses.

00:46:06.30
gav
So, yeah

00:46:11.17
Chibbs
How do you get that job? How can I be naughty by nature and be the guy that's just like, I just sing the ah OPP part.

00:46:13.59
anaconda cock dick
That's a, you know, you know what that is, Jims?

00:46:15.51
gav
yeah. Just a hype, man.

00:46:15.76
Bevo
You've got to be down with OTP. Okay.

00:46:18.41
gav
ha, ha, ha.

00:46:19.67
anaconda cock dick
That there's a, there's a consistency.

00:46:19.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:23.49
anaconda cock dick
yeah you have to be. um

00:46:24.66
gav
Are you a card-carrying member? Yeah.

00:46:26.38
anaconda cock dick
Chibs, there's a consistency with you wanting to join bands and because what you said, um what you used to say about the guitar parts, it's that one note where it fits in with all the notes.

00:46:29.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:34.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:37.36
anaconda cock dick
It's like, it's just, and you're like, you'll always find that note And they're like, that's the note I play.

00:46:37.55
Chibbs
Yeah, that's, yeah, that's, um that's yeah, that's i want to do that. Yes.

00:46:44.54
Chibbs
I'm here now. I don't go anywhere else. I live here now.

00:46:46.65
anaconda cock dick
so

00:46:47.93
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:48.29
gav
but

00:46:48.44
anaconda cock dick
Well, this is like, this is like the hype man version of that, that note.

00:46:52.36
Chibbs
It is. Yeah, 100%. hundred percent

00:46:55.03
anaconda cock dick
Bev, what is that note called? I think you told me one time. It's like a note that works with all the notes.

00:46:58.97
Bevo
It's like a pedal tone. I think I'm lagging, so I'll hear from you about five minutes from now.

00:47:06.76
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, you are.

00:47:08.17
gav
You're doing all right. It's not terrible.

00:47:09.87
Chibbs
That's all right.

00:47:11.03
gav
Yeah.

00:47:11.16
Bevo
Good enough for jazz.

00:47:11.31
gav
I mean, my brain lags about as much as your fucking recording's lagging right now.

00:47:11.42
Chibbs
It's all

00:47:12.54
Bevo
Yeah.

00:47:15.41
gav
So I'd say we're all in pretty even keel. Yeah.

00:47:17.78
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, you're, Beverage, you're lagging and to be honest, mate, you're sagging as well.

00:47:22.91
Mad Dog
distance

00:47:23.50
gav
ah And we're all enjoying that sag from here.

00:47:23.73
Bevo
I'll try harder.

00:47:27.17
gav
It's nice.

00:47:28.17
anaconda cock dick
And you're wagging. Get back in school.

00:47:30.98
Chibbs
It does...

00:47:31.02
gav
has been known Has been known to wag on occasion.

00:47:31.85
Bevo
That's Mad Dog's job.

00:47:33.08
Chibbs
it it um It samples ABC by Jackson 5, which you spoke about, um and, it yeah, it became one of the, LAUGHTER

00:47:46.98
gav
Oh, shit.

00:47:49.91
Chibbs
ah the yeah It was one of the first mainstream rap tracks ah that was openly about infidelity because all of the other ones there.

00:47:59.65
gav
yeah

00:48:02.02
Chibbs
It reached number six on the Billboard 100 and down with OPP became a cultural catchphrase.

00:48:05.13
gav
oh shit

00:48:09.28
Chibbs
It is also listed in Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs along with Mr Timberman.

00:48:16.65
gav
Fuck. Are they next to each other?

00:48:18.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:19.23
gav
That'd be a trip.

00:48:20.26
Chibbs
That'd be great, wouldn't it? Yeah. um It's produced by ah kj from Naughty By Nature. So he must be the DJ. Tretch is like the rapper and and the other dude is just the hype man.

00:48:31.17
gav
The main rapper.

00:48:34.79
Chibbs
It seemed unnecessary to be a three-piece.

00:48:35.06
gav
Yeah.

00:48:39.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:48:39.89
gav
But yeah, then they wouldn't have the hype man. and You need the hype man.

00:48:42.61
Chibbs
That's true. But ah KG was only 22 when he produced this. um

00:48:46.46
anaconda cock dick
um

00:48:46.63
gav
Sick.

00:48:47.49
Chibbs
Which is pretty rad because cutting all these samples and everything back then would not have been an easy task.

00:48:47.58
Mad Dog
It's pretty good.

00:48:53.69
anaconda cock dick
correct me if I'm wrong um in Public public Enemy

00:48:56.04
gav
you're wrong.

00:48:58.32
Chibbs
Hmm.

00:48:59.32
anaconda cock dick
um I'm drawing a blank now his who's our mate with the clock yeah boy no the other dude not Chuck D

00:49:04.45
Chibbs
Chuck D.

00:49:04.72
Bevo
Flava Flav?

00:49:07.91
Mad Dog
The clock.

00:49:09.12
Chibbs
Clock Man.

00:49:09.49
anaconda cock dick
Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav.

00:49:10.62
Chibbs
Flavor Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:11.37
Bevo
Yeah.

00:49:12.38
anaconda cock dick
um From all the public enemy I've heard, Flavor Flav is the hype man as well.

00:49:17.58
Chibbs
Pretty much.

00:49:18.40
anaconda cock dick
Like, I thought they were like equal and like they would both just rap and fucking go nuts, but Chuck D raps like a motherfucker and then Flavor Flav just seems to show up and just do like...

00:49:27.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:49:29.73
gav
repeats ah repeats the last word of of every other line.

00:49:29.79
Bevo
Say yeah, boy.

00:49:29.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:49:30.76
Bevo
Yeah, boy.

00:49:31.69
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. And he like, he like in intros the songs and like says Chuck D and yeah, boy. And he's like, yeah, you tell him Chuck.

00:49:37.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:49:39.13
anaconda cock dick
And then like Chuck tells him.

00:49:41.02
Chibbs
yeah yeah

00:49:41.31
gav
but But if if he wasn't there, Chuck wouldn't know to tell him though.

00:49:44.96
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. I mean, um he brings it.

00:49:46.35
gav
Like you need Flav to be like, Chuck chuck would just be standing there with mic like, what am i what am I doing on this one?

00:49:46.40
anaconda cock dick
and Yeah.

00:49:51.76
anaconda cock dick
Yeah. But um' is there any like full on like flavor, flavor raps for the whole song type thing?

00:49:51.96
gav
He just wouldn't know.

00:49:58.39
anaconda cock dick
Does anyone know?

00:49:58.44
gav
I wouldn't have a clue.

00:49:58.62
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:49:58.97
anaconda cock dick
No.

00:49:59.37
Bevo
Not cross them enough to know.

00:49:59.84
Chibbs
have no idea.

00:50:00.01
anaconda cock dick
No. um So, okay.

00:50:01.21
gav
My main exposure to Flavor Flav is the roast of Flavor Flav, which if you haven't seen is fucking fantastic.

00:50:07.38
anaconda cock dick
I'll watch that tonight.

00:50:07.47
Chibbs
Right.

00:50:08.39
gav
Comedy Central roast of Flavor Flav is fucking funny. And he really, he has a great time.

00:50:13.27
Chibbs
like Okay.

00:50:13.35
gav
He's getting absolutely fucking flamed and he is just like pissing himself.

00:50:15.08
Chibbs
um is there a video Is there a video for this, Gav?

00:50:18.99
gav
There is.

00:50:19.83
Chibbs
Ooh.

00:50:34.94
gav
All I can really say is that this is a quintessential 90s film clip. Like you watch it and it is just like every every second of this film clip feels like it's a time capsule.

00:50:40.70
Mad Dog
That's sick.

00:50:47.20
gav
It is just the most ninety early 90s film clip I've ever fucking seen.

00:50:47.75
Chibbs
1991 on film.

00:50:48.56
Bevo
Catch the Lord of the Rings.

00:50:52.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, it goes hard.

00:50:52.91
Bevo
Catch the Lord of the Rings reference at the start.

00:50:53.31
Mad Dog
let's sick

00:50:53.45
gav
There's not much, not much happens. Not much happens. They're just standing around doing their thing, but it's,

00:50:55.54
Chibbs
e effort It looks like everyone's having such a good time for the fact that they're all fucking each other's wives and girlfriends.

00:51:04.06
gav
Yeah, yeah. What's that, Beverly? He takes the ring off at the start. That's that's the the intro of the film clip. He's a man removing his wedding ring.

00:51:10.99
Bevo
Yeah, it's a Lord of the Rings reference.

00:51:11.64
gav
And then after that, it's mostly just standing around rapping, having a good time, just hanging.

00:51:11.73
Chibbs
like Okay.

00:51:15.05
Chibbs
but I saw Queen Latifah in it.

00:51:19.06
gav
Yeah. Yeah. um I feel like there's a few cameos, but I'm not well-versed enough to shout them out. But

00:51:27.62
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. Fair enough. Um, uh,

00:51:30.63
gav
there's There's a lot more people that are focused on very prominently that aren't the ah the actual three beasts. So, yeah.

00:51:36.12
Chibbs
Yeah, ah it's just, yeah, everyone's having a good time, but the song is about them all sleeping with each other's partners and somehow paying a subscription to do that.

00:51:47.66
gav
Yeah. Imagine what's the, what's the, what's what does that look like? You're going through like your partner's like, Oh, the the pizza guy's here. Can you just like grab some money out of my wallet? and You open your missus's wallet and she's got a card for the OPP membership.

00:51:58.56
Chibbs
Yeah, the OPP membership.

00:52:00.58
gav
And you're like, Oh fuck. And then like you're, you're sneak. You're like trying to hide your OPP membership card while you have like griller about it. It's like, yeah,

00:52:10.77
Chibbs
Really nerd.

00:52:11.14
Mad Dog
I think.

00:52:11.19
gav
yeah yeah

00:52:12.20
Chibbs
And you've just you've just you've just put your membership card in your mouth.

00:52:13.38
gav
yeah

00:52:16.55
Chibbs
You're just chewing. Laminated

00:52:18.31
gav
ah it's lamb it's laminated you're really struggling shoot it's as chewy as overcooked octopus and you're just na man

00:52:20.65
Chibbs
and night did and i mean it's cutting your gums up.

00:52:24.79
Mad Dog
i

00:52:27.72
gav
yeah honey what's this card i found in your wallet while you're just like oh fuck bevo's down for the count um yep he's not no um

00:52:32.95
Chibbs
yeah I think we lost Bevo. I think Bevo's gone. I'll see you in. ah yeah know and

00:52:38.30
anaconda cock dick
he's not down with OPP

00:52:40.18
Chibbs
No, it's not at all.

00:52:41.49
Mad Dog
He's out.

00:52:41.48
Chibbs
um

00:52:43.34
anaconda cock dick
you know him

00:52:45.40
Chibbs
Will it?

00:52:45.58
gav
uh any comments on the on the video i feel like there's um just there's a lot of praise i feel like uh i feel like usually there's some like really there's a there's usually some really cooked shit in the comments that are fun to to joke about but there's just a lot of people here being like this song's fucking fire that's kind of all the the whole comment section you

00:52:53.74
Chibbs
It's positivity all around.

00:53:04.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:05.77
Chibbs
yeah um

00:53:06.81
Mad Dog
Maybe some nostalgia comments, maybe.

00:53:10.00
Chibbs
Yeah, there's bit in there.

00:53:10.39
gav
know there's a lot there's a lot um

00:53:11.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:53:12.00
Chibbs
Oh, well, let's play let's play this game then.

00:53:19.48
Chibbs
All right. I've got a set list here.

00:53:21.82
gav
Oh, good. I was rapid.

00:53:22.45
Mad Dog
ah yeah

00:53:22.50
Chibbs
um

00:53:22.94
gav
Could you hear me rapidly?

00:53:23.72
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:53:23.90
gav
tell I was like, fuck, fuck, fuck.

00:53:24.43
Chibbs
No, I've got I've got it. I've got it. I've got it. This is from 29th, 2025 at Madison Square Garden, New York.

00:53:31.64
gav
Hang on. Fucking May this year?

00:53:34.41
Chibbs
Yeah, I assume it's part of one of those big, like, um yeah, that sort of thing, because they only play five songs.

00:53:38.39
Mad Dog
ninety s to ah yeah

00:53:42.59
gav
yeah Okay.

00:53:42.89
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:53:43.47
Chibbs
Yeah. um But if, yeah, you've got to play OPP somewhere. Where are you playing OPP? wait ah Are you here, Bevo?

00:53:54.98
gav
How many songs?

00:53:56.57
Chibbs
Bevo back.

00:53:57.43
gav
Oh, shit.

00:53:57.55
Chibbs
Okay, where? Do you have a set list? Because I've got it i've already done it.

00:54:05.18
gav
Oh, that's higher stakes.

00:54:05.27
Mad Dog
oh

00:54:05.34
Chibbs
Oh, I've got 2025.

00:54:08.13
gav
But with only how many songs?

00:54:08.39
Chibbs
Oh, go yours. Go yours, Bevo.

00:54:09.34
gav
2019. Where

00:54:10.16
Chibbs
Go yours, Bevo.

00:54:12.72
gav
was it?

00:54:18.72
Mad Dog
Hmm.

00:54:23.07
Chibbs
Oh, hold on, Bevo. You're not recording.

00:54:26.65
gav
Oh, that's going to biff that whole section.

00:54:29.16
Chibbs
Yeah, Bevo's... Yeah, he's not. Yeah, something's happened.

00:54:32.38
gav
Is there anything?

00:54:33.51
anaconda cock dick
Well, for all you listeners at home, Beveridge just told us that he likes to cut his dick off and feed it to his dogs and then ditch up the wound and vomit on it.

00:54:33.91
gav
Yeah.

00:54:39.43
Chibbs
i can I can try and edit this, but I just don't know about stopping and starting and everything with the video and stuff.

00:54:44.76
gav
don't Don't stop and start.

00:54:45.15
Chibbs
Like, it's just...

00:54:45.80
gav
Just backtrack. Just backtrack.

00:54:47.51
Chibbs
Yeah, it'll...

00:54:47.95
gav
roll Roll back to you saying the 20 fucking whatever ah Okay, yours is 2025.

00:54:48.35
Chibbs
It'll of fuck out. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:52.01
gav
What we got?

00:54:52.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:53.61
gav
what do we got

00:54:54.99
Chibbs
2025, when are they playing APP, Doggy?

00:54:55.53
Mad Dog
Mark and they're right and they'll open with it. Yep.

00:54:59.92
Chibbs
One. All right.

00:55:01.48
gav
I got to go close.

00:55:01.61
Chibbs
Gav?

00:55:02.25
gav
I got to go close him with it. I reckon.

00:55:04.41
Chibbs
but Five. Southern?

00:55:07.16
anaconda cock dick
I just looked up their Spotify list and that's... This song is in the Spotify top five twice.

00:55:13.66
gav
Yeah, that's the what that's how you know.

00:55:15.88
anaconda cock dick
But even like the total amount of plays between both of them is still not more than their top song. um So i have to say second last.

00:55:29.33
gav
oh fuck.

00:55:29.38
anaconda cock dick
Have to.

00:55:29.40
Chibbs
They play it fourth. No, they not open with it. They open with it. Yeah.

00:55:33.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:55:33.14
gav
Okay, nice one.

00:55:33.63
anaconda cock dick
What?

00:55:34.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:55:35.38
Mad Dog
Nice.

00:55:35.82
gav
ah

00:55:37.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:55:37.91
anaconda cock dick
Fucking hell.

00:55:38.37
Chibbs
They open with it.

00:55:38.76
gav
Guessed it right.

00:55:39.13
Chibbs
They open with it.

00:55:39.44
gav
It's the ultimate skill. It really is.

00:55:41.62
Mad Dog
The ultimate skill.

00:55:41.81
Chibbs
It's the ultimate skill. It's the ultimate, ultimate skill.

00:55:43.03
anaconda cock dick
It really is.

00:55:43.22
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:55:44.36
gav
I love that. um See, I think that's the difference that's the difference here.

00:55:45.09
anaconda cock dick
i mean

00:55:47.24
gav
All right. So you've got you've got Dan Southern who put some real thought into it, did a bit of research on Spotify, which if I'm honest is a little cheeky. It's a little cheeky.

00:55:58.44
gav
You did a little bit of little bit of looking into it.

00:56:01.35
Mad Dog
so

00:56:01.42
gav
You put all this time and effort into it and you came up with second last. Then you got Mad Dog. He was first off the fucking rank. He just threw out. He just did it by feel. He was just like, you know what?

00:56:09.40
anaconda cock dick
You felt it.

00:56:10.53
gav
he fucking They opened with it. And he was right.

00:56:12.38
Mad Dog
Some say fail, some say skill.

00:56:14.60
gav
Yeah, well...

00:56:14.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:15.05
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

00:56:15.82
Mad Dog
The ultimate.

00:56:15.99
anaconda cock dick
I would say if I had to rate skills in like in life, i would say like probably like glassblowing. Like that.

00:56:23.31
gav
Is is what?

00:56:23.54
Chibbs
It's the ultimate?

00:56:23.64
Mad Dog
That's a good...

00:56:24.86
gav
What? Is more important than guessing...

00:56:25.06
Mad Dog
That's a skill.

00:56:27.13
gav
Is more important? Is the more ultimate than guessing this?

00:56:28.36
anaconda cock dick
and I would say it's more ultimate. Like, have you seen glassblowing?

00:56:33.58
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's pretty pretty skillful.

00:56:33.78
gav
I mean, yeah.

00:56:35.19
anaconda cock dick
looks really hard.

00:56:36.99
gav
Have you? Yeah, but you're you're you're saying that as someone who just lost the fucking setlist game.

00:56:37.43
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

00:56:41.03
gav
So yeah, I can see why you'd think that

00:56:42.30
anaconda cock dick
um I'm just, yeah, no, because I'm um trying to tear you down.

00:56:43.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:45.69
anaconda cock dick
i'm like, if someone rose above me, I'm tearing them down.

00:56:46.71
gav
Yeah, well, you're not successful.

00:56:48.61
anaconda cock dick
What's that called?

00:56:49.08
gav
Mad Dog has ridden right above you, right?

00:56:50.16
Mad Dog
called Poppy.

00:56:51.05
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, I'm tall poppying.

00:56:51.30
gav
All right.

00:56:51.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:56:52.40
anaconda cock dick
I'm tall poppying you.

00:56:53.16
Mad Dog
It's like,

00:56:56.77
Chibbs
it It was number six on the Billboard Hot 100, number 35 in the UK, and it was platinum went platinum in the US. It absolutely sparked Naughty by Nature's career.

00:57:07.62
Chibbs
um And, yeah, like i said, it's in the 500 greatest songs of all time. Let's play this game.

00:57:26.42
Chibbs
ah Net worth. All right. So they have different net worths. Okay. So...

00:57:31.63
gav
like Hang on, we've got to be doing trechers though, right?

00:57:34.58
Chibbs
but all three all three members.

00:57:36.70
gav
Oh, we're going to do all three?

00:57:38.42
Chibbs
Yeah, sure.

00:57:39.32
gav
All right, sick. It's been a minute. Let's do it.

00:57:40.82
anaconda cock dick
Um, beverage is asking if we can reset. Do you want to that?

00:57:43.54
Chibbs
I can't because of the vit the the video will fuck out.

00:57:45.46
anaconda cock dick
Oh, we can hear you Bevo. Is he recording?

00:57:46.83
Chibbs
Yeah. No, it keeps coming up with a failure error. Yeah.

00:57:50.78
anaconda cock dick
We can hear though, Bev. So.

00:57:51.97
Chibbs
I can hear but pass on.

00:57:54.19
gav
Yeah.

00:57:54.21
Chibbs
Yeah. um

00:57:55.62
gav
Pass on your rating at least.

00:57:57.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:57.88
Mad Dog
From beyond the grave.

00:58:00.62
Chibbs
So ah net worth.

00:58:05.57
gav
Net worth, yes.

00:58:06.09
anaconda cock dick
every said that he's going to say funny things and we'll say them for him.

00:58:06.44
Chibbs
We've got.

00:58:09.41
Chibbs
Oh, fuck's sake. Don't do that. Don't do that. I'm going to have try and fucking, going to have to try and edit this and it's already fucked.

00:58:12.78
gav
He's already doing it Okay.

00:58:16.16
Chibbs
So yeah, please just don't make it harder than it needs to be.

00:58:19.30
anaconda cock dick
you

00:58:19.64
Chibbs
um Okay. Vinrock, I can tell you is worth $2 million. so He's the hype man.

00:58:26.73
gav
okay

00:58:26.93
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:58:27.95
Chibbs
Okay. KG, the producer and DJ, 6 million. What do you reckon Tretch is worth in 2025, dog? twenty five dogs

00:58:40.74
Mad Dog
Fuck. I would have thought he would have had a property in Thoreau for sure. But fuck me, Ned. Maybe Berkeley?

00:58:51.93
Mad Dog
So, $10 million. $10 million.

00:58:56.54
Chibbs
$10 million. dollars Southern?

00:58:59.49
anaconda cock dick
Well, I was way off my last guess, and now I have to do the opposite of what I think. So I reckon 500 million. 500 million. So

00:59:05.12
gav
Oh my God. Can you tell me what the fuck Bob Dylan...

00:59:07.03
Chibbs
Gav? $500 million.

00:59:07.98
gav
What's Bob Dylan worth?

00:59:10.15
anaconda cock dick
much money.

00:59:10.25
Mad Dog
500 mil. Yeah. Ah.

00:59:11.57
gav
Fuck me drunk.

00:59:11.89
Chibbs
that

00:59:12.57
gav
I mean, he's been touring since 1987, so fair play Um...

00:59:15.13
Chibbs
He sold his he sold his um entire catalogue for $300 million.

00:59:15.18
Mad Dog
yeah

00:59:18.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:19.07
gav
so

00:59:20.32
anaconda cock dick
so much money

00:59:20.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:20.90
gav
That'll do it. Jesus Christ. um

00:59:22.92
Chibbs
ah Yeah. What do you reckon, Gav?

00:59:23.87
gav
So I was... I mean, i wanted to swing i wanted to swing slightly higher. I initially thought 20, but also he was married to Sandra Denton, who Pepper of Salt and Pepper fame, and they divorced.

00:59:36.77
Chibbs
Okay.

00:59:38.73
gav
So I reckon she might have ripped his eyeballs out at some point in around 2001.

00:59:41.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:59:42.30
gav
That was... It's... um that was yeah

00:59:46.84
anaconda cock dick
Was Sandra Denton, is that Andrew's sister?

00:59:47.36
gav
it's um

00:59:49.59
Chibbs
It's Andrew Denton's sister.

00:59:50.19
gav
Andrew Denton's... Yeah, enough rope with Sandrew Denton.

00:59:51.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:53.58
gav
Yeah, it was...

00:59:54.02
Mad Dog
exactly who it is.

00:59:55.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:56.74
gav
I reckon 14. 14 mil.

00:59:59.74
Chibbs
um I reckon he must have got fucked in this divorce because he's worth $2 million. dollars

01:00:04.57
gav
Oh,

01:00:06.90
gav
KG is worth so much more!

01:00:08.63
Chibbs
Yeah, six million. Yeah.

01:00:10.54
gav
KG's tripled his fucking net worth as the DJ, the deejay that producer of the track.

01:00:10.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:14.52
Chibbs
That's a DJ. I guess. Yeah, I guess so.

01:00:16.15
gav
Fuck.

01:00:17.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:17.52
gav
Okay, Salt and Pepper.

01:00:17.88
Chibbs
Fuck, guess so.

01:00:18.40
gav
I mean, fuck, whoever Sandra Denton's lawyer was, she did well.

01:00:21.74
Mad Dog
Yeah, I reckon that's kind of a drug and divorce.

01:00:21.99
gav
I'm impressed.

01:00:22.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:28.02
Mad Dog
um

01:00:28.67
Chibbs
Seems like it.

01:00:28.89
gav
Wait, does he have a drug problem?

01:00:30.28
Chibbs
I don't know.

01:00:31.00
Mad Dog
I'm assuming, yeah.

01:00:33.01
Chibbs
All right, let's rate this shit.

01:00:33.19
gav
um Fuck.

01:00:36.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:00:36.34
gav
Jesus Christ. Bevo said he fully agrees with that statement.

01:00:43.69
anaconda cock dick
Why do you agree with that Bev? Bloody hell.

01:00:45.34
gav
Yeah, that's pretty crazy, Bevo. You're nuts. yeah

01:00:48.92
Chibbs
um Okay, what are we going to rate it out of, like, um ah you ten you've fallen, ten you you chose the stair window, you have fallen to your death, one, yeah, one, um if you you you did go the window, but it was ah grand ground floor apartment.

01:00:49.86
anaconda cock dick
He's down with that PP.

01:00:55.82
gav
The percentage dis...

01:00:59.64
gav
ah

01:01:02.43
Mad Dog
Ten stories up.

01:01:11.55
gav
ground floor. Yeah, it's it's basically what floor you were on

01:01:12.68
Chibbs
but Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:14.26
anaconda cock dick
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:01:15.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:15.23
gav
Also, 9-11 is an appropriate day to be talking about what what floor of a building you're falling out of.

01:01:15.66
Chibbs
And the stair, yeah.

01:01:19.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:19.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:01:20.38
Mad Dog
It's perfect.

01:01:20.48
Chibbs
And the stairs that they were referring to um was to go upstairs.

01:01:21.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:27.59
Chibbs
What

01:01:28.93
Mad Dog
ah

01:01:31.02
Chibbs
ah why do you give this out of 10, Bevo? Yeah.

01:01:38.32
gav
ah Someone's going to have to say it for me, but it's a classic, classic jam and he gives it.

01:01:44.70
Chibbs
four

01:01:45.42
anaconda cock dick
He said four. He said...

01:01:46.97
Mad Dog
A one.

01:01:47.41
gav
Uno, number one. It's a number one.

01:01:48.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:49.17
gav
Sorry.

01:01:49.29
Chibbs
One. He's given a one.

01:01:49.82
anaconda cock dick
He said, I go need to give this a four, and I love Crazy Frog, and I love this song the same.

01:01:50.50
Chibbs
All right.

01:01:53.03
gav
my God.

01:01:54.80
Chibbs
If only there'd been an OPP crazy frog.

01:01:57.79
gav
like yeah

01:02:01.22
anaconda cock dick
You know what?

01:02:01.60
gav
OPCF.

01:02:02.09
anaconda cock dick
Ding, ding,

01:02:03.63
gav
bevo Bevo says OCPF. OPCF, other people's crazy frogs. That's

01:02:09.01
Chibbs
Doggy, what do you give it?

01:02:10.26
anaconda cock dick
Other frog's pussy.

01:02:15.06
gav
Bevo, wait, you said you'd do what to the frog's pussy, you sick fuck?

01:02:19.13
anaconda cock dick
Oh, beverage.

01:02:20.40
gav
Oh, Bevo, stop to um' talking.

01:02:20.67
anaconda cock dick
Why did you say that?

01:02:20.89
Mad Dog
Other frog.

01:02:22.58
gav
My ears are bleeding. Oh, no.

01:02:25.04
Mad Dog
Other frog.

01:02:25.55
anaconda cock dick
No, an OFP.

01:02:27.52
gav
What are you going to do to the frog slimy pouch of eggs, Bevo? Oh, fuck.

01:02:30.86
Chibbs
it? Gav?

01:02:33.46
gav
Jesus Christ. What a terrible day to have ears.

01:02:37.03
Chibbs
hu dog dog what do you give it

01:02:37.29
Mad Dog
Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it's a one. Yeah, no doubt about it.

01:02:40.69
Chibbs
ah ga

01:02:41.83
Mad Dog
It's good.

01:02:42.87
gav
Yeah, it's a two for me. It's a fucking banger. I do love it. um Just on my scale, don't know I can quite bring it down to a one, but it's it's a fucking absolute classic. Yeah.

01:02:51.48
Chibbs
Fair enough. All right. um Who else have we got? Southern?

01:02:55.94
anaconda cock dick
one

01:02:56.97
Chibbs
yeah

01:02:59.82
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. i I think it's just like whenever they anyone samples like Motown in rap, it's like you automatically go, fuck, this is good.

01:03:08.34
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

01:03:08.60
gav
yeah for sure alright alright yeah that's fucked up

01:03:08.73
Chibbs
um Yeah. I'll give it a one as well.

01:03:11.37
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's really good.

01:03:11.71
anaconda cock dick
Yeah.

01:03:11.82
Chibbs
I also give it a one.

01:03:13.09
anaconda cock dick
I can't believe Beverage gave it a four.

01:03:13.15
Chibbs
but Yeah.

01:03:14.59
anaconda cock dick
Everyone else gave it a one.

01:03:16.41
Chibbs
I mean, are you that surprised that Bevo gave it a four?

01:03:16.46
anaconda cock dick
Beverage gave it a four.

01:03:19.39
Chibbs
Like, four to him is like the best fucking song in the world.

01:03:20.19
anaconda cock dick
don't know.

01:03:23.91
Chibbs
All

01:03:24.64
gav
bit bevo says Bevo says Treacher I hardly know her

01:03:30.76
Chibbs
right. Thanks, fellas.

01:03:31.75
gav
I don't know.

01:03:32.41
Chibbs
Hopefully, maybe Bevo might be on it. He might not be on it. Who fucking knows?

01:03:36.15
anaconda cock dick
but What do you want to say, Bev?

01:03:37.49
Chibbs
but We'll find out at the end.

01:03:37.59
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Last thing. Say something, Bev. What do you got

01:03:42.96
anaconda cock dick
ah he's got nothing.

01:03:43.33
Chibbs
ah Go fuck yourself.

01:03:45.07
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Fuck off, everyone. Fuck you. Hey, no one's home at my house. Fuck you. Fuck off, you fucking, you big frog pussy.

01:03:49.83
Chibbs
but

01:03:54.20
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Fuck. Fuck you.

01:04:07.59
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Yeah, you know me.