Ordinary - Alex Warren

Alex Warren tried to pour his heart into Ordinary — but did he just give us a beige anthem for the TikTok era instead? We pull apart the lyrics, the delivery, and the over-produced vibe to see why this song feels less “relatable” and more… painfully average.

Join us as we debate whether Ordinary is a harmless pop track or an earworm that should’ve stayed on mute.

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Transcript

00:37.86
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to floor your car into the nursery section of a Bunnings.

00:48.57
Chibbs
Oh, right. That's the timing.

00:52.57
Bevo
That was good, yeah.

00:54.50
Chibbs
ah

00:54.74
Mad Dog
I love that it's particularly the nursery section.

00:59.50
Chibbs
Well, you know, it's sort of semi-outside, it just sort of...

00:59.67
Bevo
ah yeah

01:02.16
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

01:03.24
Chibbs
um imagine someone would easily take a wrong turn and just wipe out a boom gate and end up in the nursery section.

01:11.12
Bevo
I also like that you could be like, like floor your car into a nursery and everyone everyone goes, section of a Bunnings.

01:11.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:18.21
Bevo
Oh.

01:18.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

01:19.07
Chibbs
Yeah. Oh, lucky.

01:20.58
Bevo
No children harmed.

01:20.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:21.11
Mad Dog
Yeah. I didn't know where we were going there, but nothing would surprise me.

01:24.49
Bevo
Yeah. ah Yeah.

01:26.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:27.18
Chibbs
yeah yeah Yeah, well, you know, I'll um definitely take a note, take note of that.

01:30.10
Bevo
Just some plants and pots. Yeah.

01:34.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:35.00
Mad Dog
Speaking of nurseries.

01:37.40
Chibbs
its

01:37.47
Bevo
Yeah.

01:38.11
Chibbs
yeah Speaking of killing a bunch of babies, we are doing Ordinary by Alex Warren.

02:09.44
Bevo
What do you mean it's not Imagine Dragons?

02:12.83
Chibbs
Yeah, honestly, ah fuck fucking hell, Bevo.

02:13.12
Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly.

02:15.31
Chibbs
You absolutely nailed it. I was going to say, if I just announced, there's probably three or four different artists I could have just said their name. You'd be like, yep, that's them.

02:22.72
Bevo
Yeah.

02:23.03
Mad Dog
That's who it is. Yeah.

02:24.47
Chibbs
Imagine Dragons straight away.

02:24.49
Bevo
I'm waiting to find out that this is like the singer going solo or something.

02:28.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Or who's the guy that sings Shotgun? um

02:33.37
Bevo
Oh, George Ezra?

02:34.35
Chibbs
We've done him on the pod before. Yeah, like it could be an Ezra.

02:36.29
Bevo
Yeah.

02:37.81
Chibbs
Could be a, who's that fat Scottish dude who's got Tourette's?

02:42.62
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah. Not Ed Sheeran, but like, yeah.

02:45.49
Chibbs
Not Ed Sheeran. Yeah, yeah.

02:47.63
Mad Dog
ah

02:47.91
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

02:48.96
Mad Dog
Scottish guy with Tourette's.

02:49.70
Bevo
Sam so sam something. i don't know.

02:52.01
Mad Dog
Sam Smith.

02:53.14
Chibbs
Nah, it's not Sam Smith.

02:53.16
Bevo
not Yeah, yeah.

02:54.12
Chibbs
It's some Lewis ah something.

02:56.25
Bevo
sta Yeah.

02:56.74
Mad Dog
Capaldi.

02:56.87
Bevo
That's the one.

02:57.67
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go. Yeah, that's what I said.

02:59.02
Mad Dog
Capaldi.

02:59.48
Bevo
Yeah.

02:59.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:00.68
Chibbs
That's I said.

03:02.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:02.90
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:03.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:04.09
Chibbs
Okay. Alec.

03:04.98
Mad Dog
Sam Smith.

03:05.17
Chibbs
No. It has Sam Smith vibes to it. that um but Not as good as the... was it? Body... What was the song? Yeah.

03:16.87
Mad Dog
But. There was a definite phase where this, this was a sound.

03:18.56
Bevo
Oh, that's said really unholy yeah baritone men getting the limelight.

03:21.22
Chibbs
yeah which was great song yeah um yeah uh anyway alec no it's alex warren

03:21.96
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

03:27.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:32.41
Bevo
Hmm.

03:32.59
Mad Dog
yeah

03:33.34
Chibbs
The two most boring names you could possibly have as a musician.

03:33.51
Mad Dog
Was a.

03:37.84
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:38.77
Mad Dog
ah

03:38.82
Chibbs
Alex. Oh, exotic. Warren.

03:40.76
Mad Dog
Maybe, maybe Alan.

03:41.44
Chibbs
Oh, okay. He's an accountant from fucking Birmingham.

03:43.30
Bevo
Now I'm thinking about rabbits.

03:45.20
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

03:47.81
Chibbs
Warren.

03:48.98
Mad Dog
Warren.

03:51.70
Chibbs
Yeah. ah That makes me think. I had a mate whose dad was called Warren. He had a bad back. Yeah.

04:00.24
Mad Dog
Was that James?

04:02.41
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:03.33
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yes. He was...

04:06.18
Chibbs
And we don't know why, we never realised why that was so funny to us in high school, but like it was a real crippling disorder for him.

04:06.51
Mad Dog
yeah and

04:11.29
Mad Dog
he was

04:13.73
Bevo
Oh, that's not funny at all.

04:14.26
Mad Dog
He was on disability pension his whole life, basically.

04:14.64
Chibbs
Yeah, not funny at all. Yeah, wasn' it wasn't funny, he was in a lot of pain.

04:18.88
Mad Dog
No.

04:19.51
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

04:19.64
Mad Dog
Yeah. Fucking Warren.

04:21.08
Chibbs
um But still, we had a laugh about it back then.

04:24.13
Mad Dog
And yet we're laughing 25 years later.

04:25.11
Chibbs
but

04:27.51
Chibbs
25 years later. off

04:28.24
Bevo
And he's not.

04:29.11
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:30.13
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:30.17
Chibbs
His chronic back pain still humorous to us.

04:30.67
Mad Dog
No.

04:33.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:34.29
Chibbs
There's lyrics here. Let's go. Verse one, Alex got things to say. He said, they say the holy waters water down and this town's law lost its faith.

04:47.09
Chibbs
Our colours will fade eventually. So if our time is running out, day after day, we'll make the mundane our masterpiece.

04:58.08
Mad Dog
Okay.

04:58.60
Bevo
Holy water's watered down. It's just water.

05:01.82
Chibbs
Yeah. It's just water, bro. Just bless it harder.

05:04.95
Bevo
of

05:05.68
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:08.10
Mad Dog
It's like spiking the punch.

05:08.14
Bevo
don't drink Don't drink it either. It's just water.

05:13.69
Mad Dog
yeah

05:13.85
Chibbs
Yeah, they've been dunking filthy babies in it.

05:14.97
Bevo
Yeah. Literally the only thing the only thing you can do to holy water is water it up.

05:21.35
Bevo
Add things to it. Yeah.

05:25.23
Mad Dog
Water it up.

05:25.34
Bevo
and

05:27.40
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:27.62
Chibbs
um Unless, like, his father or granddad or something is a raging alcoholic and he calls whatever's in his flask holy water. So he's just out there out there mowing the lawn.

05:38.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:40.99
Chibbs
He's like, blung, blung, blung, blung.

05:41.24
Mad Dog
The old moonshine.

05:41.37
Bevo
Or to but just like a a classic classic church prank, just tip a bottle of Mount Franklin in the

05:42.35
Chibbs
And he's just like. Fiji water.

05:49.01
Mad Dog
it just

05:50.58
Chibbs
fij water

05:50.93
Mad Dog
A bit of Mount Franklin in there.

05:53.33
Bevo
Bit of pump.

05:54.39
Mad Dog
yeah

05:56.09
Chibbs
it's so Yeah, you've got you just gone and bought a twofer from 7-Eleven pump, and you've just offloaded.

05:56.08
Mad Dog
ah

06:01.06
Bevo
yeah Cool ridge.

06:02.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:02.93
Bevo
Yeah.

06:03.12
Mad Dog
how

06:03.19
Chibbs
And you didn't even take the the lid off it.

06:04.12
Bevo
ah

06:05.27
Chibbs
You just fucking squeezed it. You pumped it into the holy water.

06:07.17
Bevo
yeah

06:08.77
Mad Dog
and

06:11.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:12.40
Bevo
but so Because it's funny.

06:12.95
Mad Dog
Just so disrespectful.

06:14.21
Chibbs
no so that Someone's been christened and they're like, this holy water's been watered down.

06:15.57
Bevo
Because

06:20.06
Mad Dog
yeah This isn't holy at all.

06:21.04
Chibbs
Licks his pinkies like, that's fucking pump.

06:25.81
Bevo
like...

06:25.86
Mad Dog
This is fucking pump. What the fuck? Yeah.

06:32.08
Chibbs
The christenings off.

06:33.36
Bevo
I'd know that flavour anywhere.

06:33.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:33.80
Chibbs
This child's going to hell.

06:36.83
Mad Dog
This is a cross between Franklin and pump.

06:36.86
Bevo
Because all that holy water is...

06:41.75
Bevo
I know that spring. Anyway, um

06:47.40
Bevo
all holy water is, is just regular water that a priest has waved his hand over.

06:49.06
Chibbs
Yeah,

06:51.65
Bevo
It's all very funny when very silly.

06:52.18
Chibbs
yeah they're magic.

06:52.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:53.41
Bevo
You think about it. take yeah

06:55.05
Chibbs
They're magic.

06:55.08
Mad Dog
it's it's

06:56.25
Bevo
It's like water with good intentions.

06:57.23
Mad Dog
it's the same It's the same concept with halal meat or kosher fucking...

07:07.15
Chibbs
Doesn't Haleon meat need to be butchered a certain way?

07:09.21
Bevo
Yeah, I think there's some rules there.

07:09.79
Mad Dog
Yeah, but isn't it also praised by... Isn't there like a prayer set?

07:14.65
Chibbs
It fucking better be.

07:15.78
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. yeah

07:18.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:20.09
Mad Dog
um Yeah, is there any... Hang hang on a second. Is holy water consumed or is it just splashed on the surface of the body?

07:26.90
Bevo
No, no, no, no, no. You touch it and you wipe.

07:29.16
Chibbs
God, no. God, no. Yeah, yeah.

07:30.80
Bevo
No, you drink the wine, which is the blood of Christ, but you know.

07:34.23
Mad Dog
Righto.

07:34.62
Chibbs
You get fuck-eyed.

07:34.81
Mad Dog
So you can get pissed. You can get pissed that you can't...

07:38.23
Chibbs
you have a bit of You can have a bit of toast and get fuck-eyed on the wine, that don but don't you hydrate.

07:42.84
Mad Dog
yeah You can have a cracker. Nah.

07:46.03
Bevo
i did you go Were you guys church kids? I was a church kid. you see i much let me Okay, let me explain.

07:49.87
Mad Dog
no

07:49.99
Chibbs
No, I've never been to a church before.

07:52.18
Mad Dog
but you Were you christened?

07:53.86
Bevo
Yeah, I was. I went to a Catholic primary school.

07:55.21
Chibbs
Me?

07:56.08
Mad Dog
No, you.

07:58.05
Chibbs
Who's me? Who you looking at?

07:58.89
Bevo
I'm me?

07:59.79
Mad Dog
Chibsie.

08:00.81
Chibbs
I think so. ah think so.

08:02.94
Mad Dog
yeah

08:04.12
Chibbs
um would have to confirm. i don't know.

08:05.78
Mad Dog
Anyway, Bevo, you're a Catholic, yes?

08:07.44
Bevo
Yeah. So, um, used to go to church a lot because we'd go on Sunday and then in school they would take us as well on a Thursday. Fuck. It was the most, and when you're a kid, your attention span is not good enough for church and it's the fucking most boring thing.

08:15.68
Chibbs
Hectic.

08:16.48
Mad Dog
That's a lot of church.

08:21.39
Chibbs
No.

08:21.45
Mad Dog
Nah, man.

08:22.40
Bevo
And then the,

08:23.08
Chibbs
But did you have any of those fun, youthful um church?

08:26.93
Mad Dog
part Pastors?

08:27.46
Bevo
no, they didn't, they didn't exist.

08:28.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

08:28.48
Mad Dog
Priests?

08:29.34
Chibbs
but that

08:29.39
Bevo
No, we had,

08:30.02
Chibbs
They only ever sit on a chair backwards.

08:32.59
Bevo
No, no, no, no. We had Father Nesta, and you can imagine what the rhyme there was with Father Nesta.

08:38.79
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

08:38.83
Bevo
Yeah, unfortunate.

08:39.68
Chibbs
Jeez, that's un unnecessar unfortunate, isn't it?

08:40.01
Mad Dog
Yeah, Jesus.

08:42.18
Bevo
Anyway, um you would, me personally, I would be hanging out for the little bread.

08:43.20
Mad Dog
Ouch.

08:47.92
Bevo
It's not bread. It's like um

08:50.45
Mad Dog
It's a rice cracker.

08:52.27
Bevo
barely, not even rice. don't know. It's like...

08:54.61
Mad Dog
Not even that.

08:55.62
Chibbs
Where do they get it from?

08:57.24
Bevo
that's Well, this is the this is the things I would like to know. It's like, is the wine just a bottle of fucking Lindemans from the shop?

09:04.22
Mad Dog
Grape juice.

09:04.25
Chibbs
Clear skin. so It's a clear skin from the fucking BWS.

09:08.55
Bevo
The bottle.

09:11.18
Mad Dog
The bottle of...

09:11.31
Bevo
But yeah, the wafer. This is my experience.

09:13.68
Chibbs
Just you see the priest going through the drive-thru, drive-thru bottle-o, getting a case.

09:19.17
Mad Dog
Just getting

09:20.44
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:22.66
Bevo
Yeah, the wafer, because church was so boring, this was my little trick was like, how long can I keep this in my mouth before I can't resist eating it?

09:22.93
Mad Dog
a cop. All

09:31.25
Bevo
Just to keep myself busy.

09:31.65
Mad Dog
right.

09:32.09
Chibbs
Fucking hell.

09:32.77
Bevo
Diet time. Yeah, sure did.

09:34.21
Chibbs
You are Catholic.

09:34.43
Bevo
And then...

09:35.45
Chibbs
and what you Did you fucking lash yourself with the cat of nine tails after it as well? It's always torturing yourself.

09:40.10
Bevo
yeah and so did

09:41.48
Mad Dog
yeah

09:41.51
Chibbs
Fucking hell. No, don't eat the delicious wafer.

09:42.78
Bevo
and then Then there was like, there was candles that you could light for 20 cents.

09:44.93
Chibbs
Hold 20 cents.

09:48.90
Bevo
It was like a memorial little thing, but yeah, it was like fundraising.

09:50.28
Chibbs
twenty and

09:51.79
Mad Dog
Of course there was a cost to it.

09:53.62
Bevo
Yeah, fundraising.

09:54.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:54.83
Bevo
But it was like the highlight of my day was like lighting a little fire in the church.

09:59.55
Mad Dog
Dad, can I have 20 cents?

10:02.03
Chibbs
It's so funny to think you're lighting a candle and starting at a little fire.

10:10.95
Bevo
Yeah. This guy's a little fire bug.

10:12.37
Chibbs
um Sorry, is that ah there's a blackout. Do you mind just going around the house and starting a bunch of little fires?

10:17.14
Mad Dog
Yeah. How old are you? I'm 10 little fires old.

10:26.04
Chibbs
at the little fires on your cake.

10:27.35
Mad Dog
Yeah. Oh, you must be 10. There's 10 little fires on that cake.

10:35.64
Chibbs
Alex, he gets to a pre-chorus.

10:36.17
Bevo
Very good. Very good.

10:37.60
Chibbs
He says, oh my, my, oh my, my, love, i take one look at you.

10:46.69
Bevo
It must be some kind of conservative religion where like, can't see the face because they're wearing a veil.

10:47.42
Chibbs
look.

10:53.06
Bevo
Maybe.

10:53.11
Chibbs
What's the the the Mormon fucking thing?

10:57.54
Bevo
Soaking.

10:57.91
Mad Dog
What about it?

10:59.63
Chibbs
No, what's the one where they just, they they get on top of each other and someone bounces a bed for them?

11:06.21
Bevo
is it Is that soaking or is that a different thing?

11:08.45
Chibbs
Is that soaking?

11:09.60
Bevo
I think...

11:09.84
Chibbs
I don't remember.

11:09.88
Bevo
you

11:11.23
Mad Dog
What's the name of that? um Yeah, that's hilarious, though.

11:15.67
Bevo
Oh, no, no, no.

11:15.75
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm just...

11:17.82
Bevo
Soaking is just sticking it in but not thrusting.

11:24.10
Mad Dog
We've discussed this on the pod before because the same joke popped into my mind.

11:26.80
Chibbs
yeah

11:28.76
Bevo
yeah.

11:29.05
Mad Dog
It's like the Lisa and Bart Simpson. I'm just going to do this, and if you get in the way...

11:33.34
Bevo
see

11:33.84
Chibbs
yay

11:36.90
Bevo
If you go to um soaking on Wikipedia, there's a diagram.

11:41.50
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

11:41.56
Bevo
Very funny.

11:42.14
Chibbs
Righto.

11:42.83
Bevo
Yeah.

11:43.15
Mad Dog
Yeah, so they they like rub up against each other and someone puts their foot on the mattress and just fucking hammers away with it.

11:49.82
Chibbs
gives it Gives it a jiggle.

11:49.84
Bevo
Yeah. it Bounces the bed and then it's like, I'm not doing it.

11:52.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:53.23
Chibbs
um

11:53.38
Bevo
Someone

11:55.76
Chibbs
So, yeah, this is like, oh, my, my, oh, my, my love. I take one one look at you.

12:03.45
Chibbs
Just one.

12:06.22
Mad Dog
And he's in love.

12:06.29
Chibbs
He's in love. Saint-a-once.

12:08.71
Mad Dog
It's done. Yeah.

12:09.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

12:10.64
Bevo
how How good are you guys at remembering faces? Because I reckon even if I've seen someone a lot of times, if I try and picture them in my head, sometimes I get a very vague image.

12:20.98
Chibbs
Uh-uh.

12:21.37
Mad Dog
um um I'd have to say I'm pretty good.

12:23.05
Bevo
you good with faces? there's There's a thing called face blindness.

12:25.94
Mad Dog
It's just from my profession.

12:27.23
Bevo
It's a real thing. I don't think I have face blindness, but I'm not great at like mental image.

12:28.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:33.59
Bevo
Yeah, it's vague.

12:35.74
Chibbs
yeah

12:36.42
Mad Dog
What I'm bad at is when I first meet someone and they get introduced, I don't ah don't listen properly to their name.

12:46.39
Bevo
Oh, everyone does that. that's ah That's a real thing, yeah.

12:47.91
Mad Dog
Yeah. But...

12:50.34
Chibbs
Yeah. You got to use their name like, what, three times in the first minute or something for it to...

12:53.50
Bevo
the

12:54.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:54.89
Bevo
I've said this before. It's like like their name comes down in a bubble when they say it. It just goes pop before it can get into your head.

12:59.44
Chibbs
it but um It's gone forever.

13:00.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:02.20
Bevo
Yeah.

13:02.77
Mad Dog
I do remember faces, though.

13:02.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:04.40
Mad Dog
I will say that. Yeah.

13:06.50
Chibbs
ah Yes, another chorus.

13:07.07
Bevo
Not me.

13:07.94
Chibbs
He says, you're taking me out of the ordinary. i want you laying me down till we're dead and buried.

13:15.83
Bevo
know This is a soaking air.

13:16.80
Mad Dog
Jesus.

13:18.48
Chibbs
Soaking to death.

13:20.84
Mad Dog
Soaking.

13:22.78
Chibbs
On the edge of your knife, staying drunk on your vine, the angels up in the clouds are jealous, knowing we found something so out of the ordinary.

13:34.72
Chibbs
You got me kissing the ground of your sanctuary. Shatter me with your touch, O Lord, return me to dust. The angels up in the clouds are jealous, knowing we found...

13:48.87
Mad Dog
That escalated.

13:50.38
Chibbs
Sure did. i mean, that it's crazy that it escalated because he said we're it's a murder it's we've basically got a suicide pact. Line two of the chorus. Yeah.

14:01.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:02.75
Bevo
i like the I like the idea of the angels.

14:03.08
Mad Dog
We're Jonestown. Yeah.

14:04.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:06.39
Bevo
milllin Do you see this fucking... Look at this guy. What's...

14:09.80
Chibbs
This guy, he's seen this chick once and she's trying to walk away and and he's kissing the ground behind her.

14:13.37
Mad Dog
Yeah. Look at this fucker.

14:14.93
Bevo
This is out of...

14:18.01
Bevo
This is unorthodox. of

14:20.44
Mad Dog
He's on the piss We've

14:20.56
Bevo
we We are immortal beings. We've seen everything there could possibly be to see. Every fucking crevice.

14:29.59
Chibbs
um

14:29.76
Mad Dog
wait we've been around since the dawn of time.

14:32.71
Chibbs
It's all the time and not once have I ever seen a man with a knife that is drunk out of his mind kissing the floor behind someone that's walking.

14:32.94
Bevo
I've never...

14:44.17
Chibbs
And mut muttering, we'll be dead and buried.

14:44.25
Mad Dog
Nice!

14:47.87
Chibbs
Dead and buried. Yeah.

14:49.20
Bevo
This

14:49.69
Mad Dog
He's got a knife.

14:53.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:56.45
Bevo
yeah actually speaking of angels up in the clouds, this I commented on someone's threads today that, cause posted a picture of, Oh, nice.

14:57.20
Mad Dog
I want...

15:00.09
Chibbs
yeah

15:00.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:04.09
Chibbs
um Oh, we were talking about you on Screech and preach and Roll this week, Bevo.

15:06.47
Mad Dog
We meant... Yeah, you got a mention. yeah

15:10.17
Bevo
Oh, I have to listen.

15:11.21
Chibbs
Yeah, that you're that you're the um the king of threads.

15:11.35
Bevo
um

15:11.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:13.91
Bevo
Yeah, moved, migrated.

15:14.01
Chibbs
We're like, our mate Bevo is actually the king of threads.

15:14.00
Mad Dog
King of Threads.

15:17.51
Bevo
um

15:18.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:18.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:18.59
Bevo
Someone one posted an AI image of Charlie Kirk up in heaven playing guitar with Freddie Mercury and Brian May, which is already that's funny.

15:26.86
Mad Dog
Jesus.

15:27.38
Chibbs
Probably May's not dead.

15:29.11
Bevo
No, that's why it's really funny. I

15:34.30
Bevo
was saying like,

15:37.98
Bevo
if um If heaven's real, like, surely it's not just hanging out in the clouds, which would be wet and damp, jamming with Brian.

15:44.94
Chibbs
Fuck, I'm not.

15:45.23
Mad Dog
Just jamming.

15:46.09
Chibbs
I've been... You've seen up there.

15:48.29
Bevo
Yeah.

15:48.76
Chibbs
You've been on the...

15:49.59
Mad Dog
Brian May, who's not even dead.

15:51.12
Chibbs
You've been in a plane. No, but he is an astrophysicist, so maybe he just goes up into space a fair bit.

15:55.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:56.29
Bevo
But like, like heaven's supposed to be like perfect, but like Brian May wouldn't want to be up there playing all night too. He wants to.

16:05.52
Mad Dog
die What's to relax?

16:05.59
Chibbs
Nah, just relax.

16:07.78
Mad Dog
ah

16:08.69
Bevo
Yeah. I got a lot of thought.

16:09.07
Chibbs
It would be funny if you went up, like you Michael Jordan dies, you go to heaven and he's just like, I never want to see a basketball court for the rest of that.

16:09.82
Bevo
Yeah.

16:17.34
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. yeah

16:18.53
Chibbs
And people are like, fuck yeah, let's go see Michael Jordan.

16:18.50
Bevo
And then the question is,

16:21.09
Chibbs
They're like, oh, there's no basketball courts.

16:23.43
Bevo
Why is he not shooting hoops 24 seven?

16:23.65
Mad Dog
Yeah. Let's play.

16:26.80
Bevo
That begs the question.

16:27.27
Mad Dog
Hey, Jesus, let's play 5 million a hole.

16:31.06
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah He's fucking, he's getting in the gambling trouble.

16:32.59
Mad Dog
Yeah. Hustling. Yeah.

16:35.98
Bevo
It really, it begs the question is heaven like custom to the individual?

16:36.16
Chibbs
yeah Okay.

16:41.77
Mad Dog
It doesn't exist in the individual's mind. Yeah.

16:44.52
Bevo
No, no, let's say let's say hypothetically heaven is a place and it's it's real and everyone who is good dies, goes to heaven. But your heaven might be Bugs Bunny playing with Michael Jordan every night for the rest of eternity.

16:51.55
Chibbs
Okay.

16:54.77
Mad Dog
Right.

16:55.69
Chibbs
You're in Space Jam.

16:57.10
Bevo
Yeah.

16:57.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:57.81
Bevo
But like Michael Jordan's heaven wouldn't be that. He'd be like, maybe I want to watch um Charles Barkley with Bugs Bunny.

17:05.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:05.59
Chibbs
So, so he, so he exists in multiple heavens?

17:12.99
Mad Dog
it's I think Bevo's taken on like the, what is it, parallel universe kind of theory of heaven.

17:19.58
Bevo
Well, yeah, there's heaven would be different for every single person.

17:19.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:22.69
Mad Dog
Or there's certain subsections.

17:23.76
Bevo
and

17:25.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:26.42
Bevo
and like you're supposed to, you're

17:26.87
Mad Dog
um

17:27.34
Chibbs
and And we're saying that Alex warren alex Warren's heaven is... ah Well, he he hasn't got there yet.

17:34.58
Mad Dog
Just making out with the ground.

17:35.07
Chibbs
he's planning to kill planning to kill this He's planning to kill this woman he's stalking while the angels watch being like, fuck, keep an on this. They're going to be real quick.

17:43.05
Bevo
this guy. Yeah.

17:45.61
Mad Dog
Yeah, just so absolutely fuck-eyed, just making out the ground behind this person's feet.

17:46.29
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:52.61
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:54.52
Bevo
Yeah, I don't know.

17:54.82
Chibbs
We don't know that she knows he exists.

17:55.17
Bevo
its

17:57.56
Bevo
have we Have we ever spoken about, you you know, at the end of, I'm going way off topic here, but the end of the movie Titanic where the old um woman, Rose, meets up with Jack again at the end.

17:58.53
Mad Dog
No, it's not clear.

18:07.72
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:08.55
Mad Dog
Ah, yeah.

18:10.27
Bevo
But like, she had she had kids, she had a husband.

18:10.78
Chibbs
Sure, yeah.

18:14.55
Bevo
Where's he?

18:17.10
Bevo
happened to him?

18:17.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:17.29
Chibbs
Yeah. Jazz made this point like a few weeks ago when Titanic was on and she's like, yeah, it's just this like, Rose was just, I think Rose might have been a real piece of shit because her granddaughter's taken her out to the Titanic ship in the middle of the ocean to look for a necklace that she's already fucking smuggled on board and had the whole time.

18:24.02
Bevo
Yeah.

18:24.12
Mad Dog
The ultimate betrayal.

18:25.68
Bevo
Yeah. A one-night fling.

18:32.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:41.50
Bevo
ah for years.

18:41.58
Chibbs
And then...

18:42.68
Bevo
Many, many years.

18:43.77
Chibbs
And then went, fuck you.

18:45.00
Mad Dog
yeah

18:45.73
Chibbs
I've just spent three hours telling you the story.

18:45.83
Mad Dog
Long time.

18:49.10
Chibbs
And they're like, wow, we really want to find it. She walks to the back of the boat, pegs it off, and then fucking dies.

18:51.85
Bevo
Yeah.

18:54.07
Bevo
Yeah.

18:56.43
Chibbs
and and

18:56.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:57.63
Chibbs
And then goes, oh, yeah.

18:57.88
Bevo
And then hooks up with a one night stand from a hundred years.

19:00.23
Chibbs
No, hey, granddaughter that just took me halfway across the fucking world to meet this person.

19:01.04
Bevo
for

19:04.43
Mad Dog
A hundred years ago.

19:06.22
Chibbs
Yeah, just fucking fuck you all.

19:06.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:09.69
Chibbs
Fuck you all.

19:09.83
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:10.73
Chibbs
I was miserable the whole time.

19:11.11
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:13.43
Mad Dog
I'm basically a liar until my last breath. Yeah.

19:16.95
Bevo
And then, so is Rose's husband in heaven?

19:17.66
Chibbs
Yeah, Rose was a piece of shit.

19:17.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:18.99
Bevo
Like anytime now Rose is coming, get to be back together. And she's like, no, no, I'll go back.

19:23.65
Chibbs
Okay, so this is actually...

19:24.47
Bevo
Yeah.

19:25.01
Chibbs
This is a movie.

19:27.01
Mad Dog
Her actual husband is waiting there.

19:27.19
Chibbs
This is a movie... No! This is a movie that's about to come out. um It's a a comedy that's about to come out. I saw the preview for it the other day. got It's real famous people and I don't remember, but it's Purgatory that they've gone to and her husband...

19:41.96
Bevo
yeah

19:42.73
Mad Dog
Oh, that's funny.

19:47.05
Chibbs
her and her husband have died but they're old they've gotten old and they go to purgatory and they're back to their young selves but they were married forever and her first husband died in world war ii or something and is there in purgatory waiting for his wife to show up but she's shown up with her husband forever and now it's about now they're battling it out to see who's going to go to heaven like eternity she can only spend eternity with one of them yeah that's literally that

19:50.47
Bevo
Yep.

19:53.15
Bevo
Yep.

19:58.78
Bevo
Yeah.

20:11.10
Bevo
Yeah. It's just one of those things.

20:13.11
Mad Dog
That's funny.

20:13.75
Bevo
Heaven is a concept. As soon as you put any thought into it, it's just like this, this doesn't work.

20:19.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:19.38
Chibbs
Falls apart.

20:19.61
Mad Dog
It doesn't check out.

20:20.56
Bevo
Simply doesn't work. Anyway, let's carry on.

20:23.08
Chibbs
Verse 2.

20:23.22
Bevo
We've got a lot to go through.

20:25.60
Chibbs
Hopeless, hopeless hallelujah, on this side of heaven's gate.

20:32.10
Mad Dog
oh

20:32.48
Chibbs
Heaven's gate?

20:32.67
Mad Dog
Oh, hello there.

20:34.01
Chibbs
for

20:34.48
Mad Dog
Yeah. Okay.

20:35.36
Chibbs
On this side of heaven's gate, oh, my life, how do you? Breathe and take my breath away. at your altar, I will pray. You're the sculptor, I'm the clay.

20:48.19
Mad Dog
This is getting super culty.

20:49.77
Bevo
Oh, okay.

20:51.01
Chibbs
It is, isn't it?

20:51.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:52.84
Chibbs
Was Heaven's Gate the one where he you they all had to wear matching Reeboks and then they took cyanide or something?

20:58.07
Mad Dog
Yep. Yeah, it was that really weird looking dude that said UFO was coming.

21:03.39
Chibbs
Yeah. The UFO was swinging past. He was like, the UFO is not going to land.

21:07.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:09.14
Chibbs
The Heaven's Gate cult, this was the thing. He was like, it's not going land.

21:11.16
Bevo
I don't know what you're talking

21:13.83
Chibbs
Okay, so Heaven's Gate was a cult. I think it was in Florida or something like that in America.

21:17.68
Mad Dog
Yeah, i I'll send a ah photo of this weirdo in the text.

21:17.96
Bevo
Yeah.

21:19.55
Chibbs
and Yeah, this weirdo cult leader.

21:21.73
Bevo
Yeah, okay. Gavin will love that.

21:23.73
Chibbs
And they all had matching and matching uniforms and shit.

21:26.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:27.54
Bevo
Yeah.

21:27.71
Chibbs
And he was like, a UFO is going to pick us all up and take us to a new planet. Now, it's not going to land.

21:35.80
Bevo
Hmm.

21:37.46
Chibbs
It's going sort of swing past Earth. But on its way past, it'll just beam us up.

21:40.52
Bevo
Yep.

21:41.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:42.73
Chibbs
But we have to drink this special drink to tonight to get beamed up to the UFO. And it was a full mass mass suicide.

21:48.66
Mad Dog
Just, I'm sorry, but people say, oh you know, really smart people get involved in cults.

21:50.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:51.04
Bevo
What was the drink?

21:57.18
Mad Dog
No.

21:57.86
Bevo
What? Who says that? No one's ever said that.

22:00.36
Mad Dog
ah just like, oh, they're like, oh, yeah you don't even know you're in a cult until it's too late and then you're in and and you don't even see it coming.

22:12.10
Mad Dog
who

22:13.00
Chibbs
This guy said UFO is coming to get us and someone went, oh, is where's it going to land? Is there enough room for it land? He's like, oh, no, no, it won't land. It's coming.

22:21.45
Mad Dog
Everyone's like, hear him out.

22:24.77
Chibbs
Of course it's not going to land. It's insane to think the UFO is going to land. It's just going to – it'll slow down a bit as it comes past the Earth and pick us up.

22:35.66
Mad Dog
Just hear him out.

22:35.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:36.83
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah, man.

22:41.65
Chibbs
Well, we're pretty – yeah, but we're we are – so we still are at – he's obsessed with someone, he's going to kill them.

22:41.88
Mad Dog
Heaven's gate.

22:42.82
Bevo
At

22:43.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:51.06
Mad Dog
Okay, so it's murderous.

22:51.78
Bevo
but least they've done good things in their life if they go in heaven.

22:53.17
Chibbs
What's... Taking their breath away.

22:56.49
Bevo
Hang out with Michael Jordan.

22:57.40
Chibbs
He's got a knife. Yeah, yeah. There's a whole thing going on here.

23:00.99
Bevo
Wait, Michael Jordan's not even dead. but

23:04.23
Chibbs
No, MJ's very much alive.

23:06.61
Mad Dog
He's up there in the clouds with a basketball under his arm.

23:08.74
Chibbs
With Brian Yeah.

23:09.66
Mad Dog
We brought it, mate.

23:09.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:10.77
Bevo
Yeah. When I, yeah, when I die, I'm going to like, when I die, I'm going to, I'm going to 4,000 years of Michael Jordan.

23:12.46
Mad Dog
Golf club in the other hand.

23:17.44
Bevo
Thank you. That's not that's first on my list. And then we'll see what happens after that.

23:22.07
Mad Dog
I'll never get sick of that. Yeah.

23:25.44
Chibbs
um

23:25.73
Bevo
And then they'll be like, he's not dead yet.

23:26.57
Chibbs
He He does the same chorus again.

23:27.21
Bevo
i'm like, yeah, well this is my heaven. So he is in this.

23:32.15
Mad Dog
He will be there.

23:36.83
Bevo
With, with the Looney Tunes, of course.

23:40.74
Chibbs
does the same chorus. He gets to the bridge. The bridge goes... Something so heavenly, higher than ecstasy, whenever you're next to me, oh my my...

23:52.15
Chibbs
world was in black and white until I saw your light. I thought you had to die find.

24:01.49
Bevo
I do like the rhyme of ecstasy and next to me. That's clever.

24:05.65
Mad Dog
That's pretty good.

24:05.83
Bevo
Credit where credit's due.

24:06.04
Chibbs
That is that's good one. That's a good one. Yeah.

24:08.83
Mad Dog
This guy is unhinged.

24:09.22
Chibbs
um Yeah, he he's very unstable.

24:13.44
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:14.60
Chibbs
Because like she's like, um thank you for your kind words. I don't want to go out. um but I do appreciate it.

24:24.05
Mad Dog
Smart.

24:24.47
Chibbs
And he's like, she was really nice to me. I thought you had to die to find that sort of feeling.

24:32.66
Bevo
Have you thought about the fact that the song is called Ordinary, but nowhere in the song does he talk anything that's not extra ordinary?

24:41.69
Mad Dog
Not completely unhinged and not ordinary at all.

24:41.81
Chibbs
It's out of the ordinary. Yeah.

24:44.85
Bevo
Completely the opposite of the song title.

24:45.48
Chibbs
Yeah. Do you know what else was out of the ordinary? Ted Bundy's murder spree.

24:51.19
Mad Dog
Yes.

24:54.42
Chibbs
Very much out of the ordinary.

24:54.81
Bevo
Alex.

24:57.86
Mad Dog
Yeah, this has given me super like sexual fantasy serial killer vibes.

24:58.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:06.42
Chibbs
Yeah, this guy puts a mask on, ties ties a rope around his neck, hangs himself off the doorknob and goes full Michael Hutchence and then just and just comes back at the brink to be like, I thought you had to die to feel like that.

25:07.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:14.05
Mad Dog
Here goes Hutchins. Yeah.

25:22.52
Chibbs
Apparently not. Just very close to death.

25:27.98
Mad Dog
Just undoes the belt.

25:31.14
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

25:31.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:31.97
Chibbs
All right.

25:32.88
Mad Dog
Good times.

25:32.98
Chibbs
Well, let's see what's on telly.

25:35.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:35.44
Chibbs
Who dares wins might be on.

25:37.24
Mad Dog
I think Ray Martin's on soon. Yeah.

25:40.26
Chibbs
wonder how many people auto-asphyxiated and then watched Mike Whitney on a show.

25:40.61
Bevo
Berk's backyard.

25:47.41
Chibbs
I wonder how many times that happened.

25:49.67
Bevo
hey, dad's on.

25:50.53
Chibbs
Could have been Sydney Weekender.

25:54.79
Chibbs
Anything Mike Whitney.

25:55.24
Mad Dog
Mike Whitney.

25:56.63
Chibbs
yeah

25:57.88
Mad Dog
oh

25:57.90
Chibbs
This song, it was released on the 20th of October, 2023. That 777 days after the towers fell. 777. Lucky. 777. Yeah, it's written by Alex Warren, Mike Elizondo, and David Hodges.

26:08.41
Bevo
Lucky number.

26:10.25
Chibbs
lucky lucky so lucky triple seven

26:11.58
Bevo
but Not lucky situation, lucky number.

26:15.24
Chibbs
yeah it's written by alex warren

26:16.07
Bevo
Oh, Mad Dog go.

26:17.96
Chibbs
mike ellizondo and david hodges The ah ah Holy Trinity, they call that.

26:27.57
Bevo
Yeah, right.

26:28.82
Chibbs
um Warren, um he he built his following up through YouTube as a YouTuber and

26:37.49
Bevo
Yep.

26:40.57
Chibbs
and TikTok prank content before shifting fully into music.

26:46.33
Bevo
Oh, but of pranks.

26:46.49
Chibbs
So he did a bit of music and a bit of pranks on TikTok.

26:49.81
Bevo
I hate pranks.

26:51.06
Mad Dog
That's so shit.

26:51.05
Bevo
like Especially when it's a couple TikTok account and they just, their whole life must be either pranking each other or like faking it for views.

26:57.26
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, yeah.

26:57.49
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

27:01.13
Bevo
And either one is shit.

27:02.44
Chibbs
Faking it for views.

27:03.78
Bevo
hate it.

27:04.19
Chibbs
It's so strange, though. It's like a... it's Well, I guess Dom isn't a band, but it's like Dom being this some internet celebrity and then going, now I have a hit worldwide hit song that is serious.

27:15.29
Bevo
Yeah, well, it's like Blippi.

27:16.92
Mad Dog
It's weird.

27:17.81
Bevo
you guys know of Blippi?

27:19.46
Chibbs
Yeah, didn't Blippi... He was doing shits on people or something?

27:22.75
Bevo
Exactly right. Now he's a children's entertainer, a very successful one.

27:25.88
Chibbs
And then he's a children's entertainer. Yeah, he started by shitting on people.

27:27.77
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

27:29.98
Mad Dog
That's so weird.

27:30.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:31.20
Bevo
Anything to get some views?

27:32.03
Chibbs
You've got to pivot. You've got to pivot these days as fast as possible.

27:34.72
Bevo
to go where the money's at.

27:37.16
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. yeah

27:38.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:38.71
Chibbs
They're shitting on people. It's not paying off.

27:41.52
Mad Dog
I actually so ah subscribe to pages on Instagram of, like, pranksters getting fucked up.

27:48.08
Bevo
Please don't do shitting.

27:50.85
Chibbs
Oh, right.

27:51.48
Mad Dog
Yeah, so, like, people that are just, like...

27:51.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:55.75
Mad Dog
Like, they try to prank them and then they just get the shit beaten out of them.

27:59.60
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

28:00.31
Bevo
Hmm.

28:00.64
Mad Dog
Yeah, which is so satisfying.

28:00.66
Chibbs
i just I was just watching a video. I was watching a video this afternoon of people falling down really badly. And, like, there was some that I'm sure were so badly injured. And I'm living sitting there watching. as One was an old lady who was pulled something out of the oven and then the glass broke. And she went, ah!

28:19.00
Chibbs
And she ran backwards about five steps before falling over and I was kicking my legs laughing. And Jazz is like, this is so, this is so stressful.

28:25.65
Bevo
snow

28:29.39
Chibbs
This is so stressful to watch.

28:34.61
Chibbs
It's this great the screams, the the screams of fear that they have.

28:36.43
Mad Dog
Stressful.

28:40.57
Chibbs
Just get me every time.

28:40.73
Bevo
Kicking your legs in delight.

28:42.90
Chibbs
Get me every time. Yeah.

28:44.88
Bevo
Just before we move on from the lyrics here, can I just read some comments on genius.com?

28:45.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:45.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:46.06
Chibbs
Yeah. ah

28:49.20
Bevo
Cause there's comments here. It's plenty.

28:50.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:50.80
Mad Dog
Oh, please.

28:51.14
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

28:51.53
Bevo
Um, Hosier, if he sucked ass,

28:52.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:56.49
Chibbs
Good call.

28:56.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:57.46
Chibbs
Yeah, good call. He's got that deep voice.

29:00.09
Bevo
and We got yawn.

29:00.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:03.39
Bevo
This song, fucking ass.

29:04.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:06.79
Bevo
And I don't know what this means, but I'm going to read it anyway. It's KKK weeding song.

29:13.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

29:14.53
Bevo
Wedding song?

29:15.00
Mad Dog
um Wedding, I guess.

29:18.83
Bevo
Anyway, carry on.

29:19.42
Mad Dog
Yeah. People are weird to be posting this stuff on Genius.

29:25.71
Chibbs
Yeah, well, fuck it.

29:26.58
Mad Dog
ya

29:27.04
Chibbs
You're already doing strange shit if you're on there.

29:28.55
Bevo
ah One more, one more.

29:29.82
Chibbs
So...

29:29.86
Bevo
Can't wait to you this on my wedding day. don't

29:34.78
Chibbs
What?

29:36.41
Bevo
so know.

29:36.53
Mad Dog
Love Island, the song.

29:37.98
Bevo
The song, yeah.

29:39.28
Chibbs
Great.

29:40.49
Bevo
All right.

29:41.91
Chibbs
So, yeah, Alex, TikTok prankster turned musician. Mike Elizondo...

29:47.59
Bevo
Should go back to TikTok pranks, I think.

29:50.69
Chibbs
Yeah, he's um he's best known for working with Dr.

29:50.83
Mad Dog
That's added a point. Yeah.

29:55.09
Chibbs
Dre, Eminem and Fiona Apple. And David Hodges was a founding member of Evanescence and co-wrote Bring Me to Life. He has since written songs for Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood and Christina Perri.

30:05.27
Bevo
Okay.

30:05.61
Mad Dog
Really?

30:10.76
Mad Dog
Interesting.

30:10.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:11.10
Bevo
Yeah, right?

30:12.74
Chibbs
I just wonder, like, when he went, like okay, I'm going to be a musician instead of a TikTok prankster now.

30:13.05
Bevo
Cool.

30:17.98
Chibbs
What, a major label just signed him?

30:20.49
Mad Dog
This is how the world works.

30:20.97
Chibbs
like Maybe he just had so many followers that they're like, give him a record deal.

30:21.67
Bevo
That's all very suspicious, isn't it? Have we looked at each if we looked at his parents with ah blue links on...

30:24.57
Chibbs
Give him a record deal.

30:29.66
Mad Dog
Ah, good call.

30:29.93
Chibbs
No, I didn't. I didn't. I didn't.

30:32.30
Mad Dog
We're talking, are we thinking Nepo?

30:34.28
Chibbs
You'd say like a Gracie Abrams situation here.

30:37.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:37.73
Bevo
Yeah. Oh, look, you keep talking and all

30:38.05
Chibbs
He's vibing.

30:38.75
Mad Dog
Could be Nepo.

30:40.55
Chibbs
Yeah, well, um I mean, there's not a great deal about it, I think, because it's just so, like, paper thin on the entire thing.

30:49.38
Bevo
Oh.

30:49.93
Chibbs
There's no, like, here's a story and this and that. What's the go?

30:53.87
Bevo
ah His father died from kidney cancer when he was nine years old and his mother, an alcoholic, kicked him out of the house at age 18, leaving him homeless and frequently sleeping in friends' cars. She died in 2021. Warren began dating Kover Anon, a fellow former member of the Hype House, whom he met on Snapchat in 2018. That's long way go.

31:13.56
Chibbs
Hype house.

31:14.66
Bevo
that's ah that's a long way yeah

31:15.37
Chibbs
We did a hype. with We've done a hype house person.

31:17.60
Bevo
That was that, um it's everyday bro or something like that.

31:19.30
Mad Dog
Have we?

31:21.55
Bevo
Or was it Madison beer or something?

31:21.99
Chibbs
No, it was someone else.

31:22.78
Mad Dog
ah That was Jake Paul, wasn't it?

31:24.84
Chibbs
Yeah, something. They were hype house people. But, oh, so his parents dead.

31:27.18
Bevo
Yeah.

31:31.98
Mad Dog
So he's got the sob story.

31:32.31
Bevo
Yeah.

31:34.49
Chibbs
It could be a prank.

31:34.53
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah. Psych.

31:39.56
Bevo
It's a prank, bro.

31:39.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:40.36
Bevo
It's a prank.

31:40.73
Chibbs
Ha, ha, ha, ha,

31:42.31
Mad Dog
It's a prank. It's a prank. It's a prank. Yeah. Yeah.

31:47.22
Chibbs
ah Yeah, it it obviously became a big thing on TikTok as well, due to his thing.

31:47.46
Bevo
Yeah, right.

31:52.18
Chibbs
But Mike Elizondo, the producer who worked with Dre and Eminem and stuff, he produced it. And um yeah, he also, what's this? Oh, he co-wrote, Elizondo co-wrote 50 Cent into Club.

32:07.82
Mad Dog
Okay.

32:08.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:09.64
Mad Dog
Really?

32:09.82
Bevo
we Have we done that?

32:10.11
Chibbs
Would you have picked Into into Club and This?

32:11.27
Mad Dog
And he's on this?

32:12.89
Chibbs
Well, yeah, he co-wrote and produced it.

32:15.84
Bevo
Yeah.

32:15.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:16.79
Bevo
This is tall.

32:17.13
Chibbs
um And he works in Broadway as well, does Broadway stuff. Yeah.

32:23.87
Mad Dog
like Okay.

32:24.02
Bevo
Cool.

32:24.24
Chibbs
Elizondo. It's pretty epic. The production on it is, it's Imagine Dragons. Like, just, it is just that.

32:30.14
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

32:30.56
Mad Dog
Yes.

32:32.54
Bevo
Yeah.

32:33.38
Chibbs
But even a magic dragon Imagine Dragons have huge, say that where you can have such a big sound with not much going on.

32:33.97
Bevo
Something about it, though.

32:43.29
Bevo
Yeah. it's It's because it's all like kick and snare, and it and the kick and snare are like cavernous. Pfft.

32:49.53
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like, yeah.

32:49.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:54.31
Bevo
Yeah.

32:54.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:55.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:56.48
Bevo
That's all it takes.

32:56.89
Mad Dog
Okay.

32:57.09
Chibbs
Did you watch the video, Bevo?

32:57.82
Mad Dog
like

32:58.91
Bevo
I did. you want to talk about it?

33:01.20
Chibbs
What?

33:14.92
Bevo
I swear since that. Nope.

33:16.54
Chibbs
no Fucking hell. All right. It's doing that today.

33:20.60
Bevo
Sorry, let me carry you on. I swear since we've changed the theme song, I've done this video more than Gavin has.

33:25.75
Chibbs
You've done nonstop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we wiped the other one from the earth.

33:28.62
Bevo
Alex finds... The archives.

33:33.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:33.15
Bevo
ah Alex finds the female version of the weird naked Indian from Wayne's World.

33:41.89
Mad Dog
well done sir well done that's what it is yeah

33:41.96
Chibbs
That's great.

33:44.90
Chibbs
um

33:45.35
Bevo
That's all I got.

33:45.57
Chibbs
I did watch the video, and yes, that is what happens.

33:49.02
Bevo
He starts following this woman and then she's like disappears and appears on top of a mountain.

33:49.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:54.20
Bevo
And then he's like, I must come up

33:55.06
Chibbs
Yeah, it is. It's a weird naked alien. Alien Indian. Yeah,

34:00.26
Mad Dog
alien yeah very good

34:04.71
Bevo
I think all aliens are weird naked as far as we know.

34:07.42
Chibbs
yeah, yeah.

34:07.78
Bevo
Imagine

34:09.14
Chibbs
It'd be weirder if they turn up in clothes.

34:11.48
Bevo
if they turn 18.

34:11.87
Chibbs
What's the fucking hilarious meme? the um the Imagine if you went to AT's planet and they were all wearing clothes.

34:15.38
Bevo
ah a

34:18.48
Chibbs
LAUGHTER

34:21.61
Chibbs
so

34:24.03
Bevo
Imagine if aliens turned up on Earth for the first time they're all wearing and like baby Milo hoodies or something like that.

34:25.60
Chibbs
Bye.

34:34.03
Mad Dog
E.T. is just like a freaky weirdo.

34:36.37
Chibbs
Freak nudists that got to earth. They fucking ditched him.

34:44.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:44.58
Bevo
funny. I do like that.

34:45.56
Mad Dog
Complete sex pest.

34:46.03
Bevo
Very funny.

34:46.13
Chibbs
If me and my... I can tell you this much. If me and my friends had found AT in the woods, we would have killed him with hammers.

34:52.66
Mad Dog
Yes.

34:53.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:53.44
Mad Dog
100%.

34:54.40
Chibbs
um

34:54.72
Mad Dog
Oh, yes. Okay. Okay.

34:55.91
Chibbs
The... ah I've got YouTube comments.

35:00.50
Mad Dog
yes

35:00.74
Chibbs
YouTube comments.

35:01.80
Mad Dog
ah guy

35:02.89
Chibbs
Okay, here's one. It's by Refugio Garcia 3885. And it says, Lauren Alina wears a lot of makeup on her face, but she still looks gross.

35:19.59
Chibbs
Basically, she's very ugly. That's why nobody wants to sing with her, because nobody wants to be seen with her. She has an ugly baby too.

35:31.01
Mad Dog
Jesus.

35:33.00
Chibbs
Ogly's O-G-L-Y.

35:33.47
Mad Dog
Oh, gee. This guy has felt so strongly.

35:37.86
Bevo
Here's one from... ah

35:41.29
Chibbs
I don't know who fuck Lauren Alina is, but she's copying it.

35:44.87
Bevo
She is ugly. Amrutharacju.

35:47.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:50.21
Bevo
Why'd this song make me addicted day by day?

35:51.44
Chibbs
oh

35:56.96
Bevo
Might be the drugs.

35:57.84
Chibbs
It doesn't say what he's addicted to. It's just heroin.

36:00.42
Bevo
Yeah.

36:01.17
Chibbs
It's...

36:01.94
Mad Dog
Just opium.

36:02.74
Chibbs
I blame Alex Warren's ordinary for my heroin addiction.

36:03.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:05.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:06.37
Bevo
Yeah, day by day.

36:07.14
Mad Dog
It's not my fault. Every day.

36:09.60
Chibbs
dayve one Day by day. Day by day, I'm addicted. There's six nomads from an hour.

36:13.23
Mad Dog
It just.

36:16.17
Chibbs
This is an hour ago, apparently.

36:18.03
Mad Dog
Yes.

36:18.36
Chibbs
my My life is the same thing. My pet dog is dead. And his name is Rex.

36:23.50
Mad Dog
Christ.

36:24.79
Chibbs
and his name is re

36:27.42
Mad Dog
Jesus Christ.

36:29.46
Bevo
I'm not, ah just just but by the way, I'm not laughing at the dead dog. I'm laughing at the absurdity of that comment.

36:37.23
Chibbs
Yeah.

36:37.59
Mad Dog
Oh, the funniest part about yeah the funest part

36:38.09
Chibbs
And that you went to Alex Warren's Ordinary to do it.

36:41.00
Bevo
yeah

36:42.34
Mad Dog
all of this is people deciding to use this page, this song.

36:48.48
Bevo
Yeah. I swear YouTube comment sections are the most unhinged place to comment.

36:53.35
Mad Dog
It's weird like it's back in the 90s, like mental illness was hidden. Now, you know, people have, it's on YouTube.

37:01.08
Bevo
Now it's on YouTube.

37:01.21
Chibbs
It's on YouTube.

37:01.64
Bevo
but

37:03.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:03.76
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

37:04.74
Chibbs
Because you don't see as unhinged comments on Instagram, Facebook, thread I don't know about threads. i don't know what you see on threads, but YouTube seems to be...

37:10.88
Bevo
Nah, oh, nah, not really.

37:14.29
Chibbs
I've got another one. It's by P Group. It says, take every bad Satanist Sam Smith song and mix it together with every bad Imagine Dragons song and you come up with this turd.

37:26.90
Mad Dog
It's not too far off the mark. I'll pay that.

37:28.93
Chibbs
Oh, he nailed it, though. Yeah.

37:30.49
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:31.15
Bevo
and so yeah There's too many to note here.

37:32.42
Chibbs
Wow.

37:35.46
Chibbs
There is. There's so many. Do you have an Alex Warren set list? Does he just prank or does he play shows?

37:39.27
Bevo
ah do. Now let's, let's hit that shit.

37:41.96
Chibbs
He does?

37:42.63
Mad Dog
Prank.

37:50.90
Chibbs
I'm, oh, fucking Jesus Christ. I don't know why today.

37:54.52
Bevo
The night of the double stingers.

37:54.98
Chibbs
It's, yeah, I don't know why. i did this to me the other day. um Yeah, and I fucked if I know why. No idea. Anyway, enjoy.

38:04.67
Bevo
Well, you never know what's going to happen in this podcast.

38:05.87
Chibbs
It's

38:07.86
Bevo
That's part of the fun.

38:10.21
Chibbs
part of the fun. Is everyone having fun?

38:11.57
Bevo
um It's the ultimate fun.

38:12.91
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

38:14.97
Bevo
ah September 12th, 2025.

38:15.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:17.49
Bevo
So not that long ago. Cheaper than therapy tour at the Université Laval, Quebec City in Canada. 13 songs, all from the album.

38:32.64
Bevo
So no encores, no covers, nothing, just a slew of songs from the album.

38:33.49
Chibbs
like Okay. He just played the album.

38:37.35
Bevo
Where would you play Ordinary in your set?

38:37.99
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

38:42.32
Chibbs
I mean, yeah I don't know.

38:43.55
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:45.25
Chibbs
Last. I'm going to keep him around.

38:46.47
Mad Dog
Yeah, I think it's last as well.

38:47.92
Bevo
Yeah, it's last. Yeah, last.

38:49.99
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking hope it is.

38:50.13
Mad Dog
Yeah. Yeah.

38:51.21
Chibbs
Jesus.

38:53.26
Mad Dog
Nah.

38:54.87
Bevo
That's where it'd be good to have, be good to have like an instrumental version of the setlist game theme for out of the setlist, but AI wouldn't do it.

38:56.42
Chibbs
ah chase

39:05.00
Bevo
It's one and done.

39:05.71
Chibbs
No, yeah yeah, it's like I made that once and that is all you get.

39:05.87
Mad Dog
da

39:09.69
Bevo
Yeah.

39:10.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

39:11.52
Bevo
Yeah.

39:11.72
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's that's quite funny. All right.

39:14.70
Chibbs
and is That is, that's pretty much it.

39:20.28
Chibbs
ah fucking hell jesus christ yeah i try yeah yeah it charted on billboards emerging artists and trended heavily on youtube in its first month that's not a chart is it it's just yeah okay yeah

39:21.39
Bevo
Just go wait for us to go twice and

39:22.54
Mad Dog
Jesus.

39:33.72
Bevo
It's charted on YouTube.

39:34.45
Mad Dog
Might as well be.

39:34.95
Bevo
It will be one of these days.

39:38.20
Chibbs
ah did yeah It did not break into the Billboard Hot 100 but gained strong traction in the streaming world. It cemented Alex Warren as more of a TikTok star, and critics noted it was a legitimate step towards singer-songwriting credibility.

39:54.03
Chibbs
yeah So he's just seen as a TikTok dude.

39:56.81
Bevo
Yeah.

39:56.89
Mad Dog
Net worth will be interesting.

39:58.03
Bevo
Yeah. It's one of those things where...

39:59.08
Chibbs
It will be interesting.

40:00.90
Bevo
I only heard about this song when you suggested it, but um my wife was like, this is everywhere. Like, can't get away from this one.

40:06.86
Chibbs
ah Yeah, my kids know about it.

40:07.23
Bevo
So yeah.

40:07.65
Mad Dog
Is it?

40:08.54
Chibbs
Yeah, my kids know about it. Yeah.

40:10.12
Bevo
But does he have any other songs yet?

40:10.50
Mad Dog
I feel like...

40:13.28
Bevo
This is the make or break, I guess.

40:13.97
Chibbs
No, i imagine he's going to kill himself or kill someone and never do another song again. That's the ultimate prank.

40:20.98
Mad Dog
I feel like I've never heard this song yet.

40:21.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

40:23.33
Mad Dog
I have heard the song a hundred times.

40:25.20
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Because you've heard Imagine Dragons before.

40:28.65
Mad Dog
Correct, yeah.

40:29.33
Bevo
Hmm.

40:29.52
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. Well, let's play this game.

40:44.93
Chibbs
Okay. ah

40:45.70
Bevo
Get off in the background.

40:48.29
Chibbs
Alex Warren's net worth as of 2025. What do you think, Bebo?

40:54.98
Bevo
TikTok star.

40:57.26
Chibbs
I

40:58.03
Bevo
I believe, do you know you can't really, ah confirm or deny this, but you can't really monetize in Australia as a TikToker the way you can in America.

41:06.92
Chibbs
don't know.

41:07.14
Bevo
think there's different rules around it or something that.

41:08.46
Mad Dog
yeah you have Yeah, I heard this today. You've got to go overseas. Yeah.

41:12.39
Bevo
Yeah, like we you can do paid partnerships and stuff, but I don't think TikTok pays you for content. $2 million.

41:18.12
Chibbs
Right, okay.

41:18.20
Mad Dog
Well, it's a Chinese psyop, so yeah.

41:18.85
Bevo
Hmm.

41:21.38
Chibbs
Yeah. It is.

41:23.19
Bevo
a

41:24.01
Mad Dog
It is. it actually $800,000 US dollars.

41:24.91
Chibbs
Yeah, and yeah.

41:27.27
Bevo
two million dollars

41:29.57
Chibbs
ah Dog.

41:35.16
Chibbs
It says here he's worth between $3 and $4 million US through music streaming, touring, and brand partnerships.

41:40.61
Mad Dog
Christ.

41:41.95
Bevo
It's all those pranks. All them pranks.

41:46.97
Chibbs
I guess this is on all of the ads.

41:50.27
Mad Dog
If he hangs around long enough, I'm going to kill myself.

41:50.39
Bevo
who

41:53.80
Chibbs
Let's write this shit.

42:00.25
Mad Dog
That is so depressing to hear.

42:00.33
Bevo
and it's Yeah, we still got a warning at the top of this episode. And again.

42:09.10
Chibbs
yeah Oh, fuck, yeah.

42:10.03
Bevo
Yeah, there it is.

42:10.65
Chibbs
Fucking hell. hey

42:11.79
Bevo
I want it.

42:12.84
Chibbs
Bevo. Bevo's on board. You need the fucking soundboard.

42:14.25
Bevo
I'm going to heaven's

42:15.58
Chibbs
Yeah. um All right. What do you give this out of 10? What are we rated out of? 10. don't know.

42:25.85
Chibbs
Fuck. like I don't even remember what happened in this song.

42:27.48
Mad Dog
and ten

42:28.58
Bevo
gate. Yeah.

42:28.73
Chibbs
Like pump pumpp bottles into the holy water.

42:30.26
Mad Dog
hip

42:31.07
Chibbs
10 pump bottles dumped.

42:32.11
Mad Dog
10 squirts of the pump bottle into the holy water.

42:34.91
Bevo
if it's one If it's one, the UFO from Heaven's Gate slides on past and beams you up.

42:35.96
Chibbs
You've watered watered down the holy water.

42:41.11
Bevo
if it's

42:41.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:41.98
Bevo
If it's 10, it drives right past and goes to E.T.' 's planet where they're all wearing clothes.

42:44.97
Chibbs
um but but Clothed aliens.

42:48.25
Mad Dog
ten

42:48.33
Bevo
you know They're all very smartly dressed.

42:48.58
Mad Dog
10 ground tongies behind someone's feet.

42:54.45
Chibbs
ah 10, you'd rather die than ever hear this again. One, it's in your Spotify raps. What do you give this out of 10, doggy?

43:01.07
Mad Dog
ah ah Yeah. So probably like till the first chorus, I was like, okay, it's okay.

43:12.39
Mad Dog
um And then it continued on for a long time with nothing getting better or changing at all. And then just now I've learned he's a TikToker.

43:22.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

43:22.85
Mad Dog
So that adds a point. So eight. Yeah.

43:26.08
Chibbs
Oh, fuck! All right, Bevo?

43:28.73
Bevo
Yeah, I listened to this a couple of hours ago and something about it just rubbed me absolutely the wrong way and I couldn't pick it. ah so so something I'm so annoyed listening to this and I don't usually get this annoyed by this kind of stuff. And now I'm finding it's because it's very churchy.

43:46.69
Bevo
He's very churchy.

43:47.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:48.84
Bevo
And I've got some latent bitterness about all that. So, um nine.

43:58.36
Mad Dog
oh

43:58.35
Bevo
Yeah, really didn't like it.

43:58.74
Chibbs
she

43:59.43
Bevo
I really didn't like it.

44:00.45
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

44:00.47
Bevo
And it's it's the Imagine Dragons shit.

44:01.54
Chibbs
Fair enough.

44:01.71
Mad Dog
yeah

44:03.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:05.98
Chibbs
um So I've probably heard this way more than both of you because my kids are into it and I've just heard it a lot. And I don't mind Like, at first was ah, it's pretty fucking boring, but it gets stuck in your head and then you're like, you find yourself singing it.

44:19.19
Mad Dog
He's boring. Okay. Yeah.

44:23.54
Chibbs
um But I did just see recently, a couple of days ago, of a lot live footage from him, like an award show or something, doing it, and it was so fucking bad. Like, he's not capable of singing at all.

44:33.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:35.63
Chibbs
It was based it was yelling. He's yelling, and it's like, ordinary!

44:38.09
Bevo
Oh, yep. Yeah,

44:41.91
Chibbs
It's like, oh, he's a TikToker. He can't fucking sing.

44:44.52
Bevo
this isn't working.

44:44.83
Chibbs
Yeah,

44:46.79
Mad Dog
sucks.

44:47.97
Chibbs
I'm going to give it a Crazy Frog 4.

44:50.94
Mad Dog
Okay.

44:51.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:51.95
Bevo
Fair enough.

44:52.67
Chibbs
Yeah.

44:53.19
Mad Dog
All right.

44:54.47
Chibbs
Yep. Yeah, that's my right. Okay.

44:59.65
Bevo
It's the subtlest things for you, Mad Dog.

45:00.00
Mad Dog
but Just...

45:00.31
Chibbs
everyone Everyone's disappointed.

45:01.25
Bevo
That just makes me all right.

45:01.54
Chibbs
Yeah,

45:03.26
Bevo
It's just the way you said it.

45:04.04
Mad Dog
All right. Yeah.

45:06.02
Chibbs
yeah, Worf. All

45:09.75
Mad Dog
Okey dokey.

45:10.79
Bevo
And woof to you.

45:11.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

45:11.72
Chibbs
all right. Thanks, fellas. and Everyone else, yeah go and fuck yourself.

45:40.85
Bevo
I forgot to talk about how much I hate that ukulele at the start.

45:43.97
Chibbs
It's also terribly auto-tuned.