It Must Have Been Love - Roxette

Was It Must Have Been Love by Roxette really a heartbreaking ballad… or the world’s most elegant song about farts? 💨

In this episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, the boys dive into Roxette’s biggest hit, famous from Pretty Woman. We uncover:

The lost Christmas version of the song 🎄

Why it might secretly be about prostitutes & noxious gas

How the lyrics are mistranslated into unintentional comedy 🤯

Richard Gere, Julia Roberts, and the 1990s cocaine-fuelled movie machine 🎥

Plus the wildest YouTube comments, pink eye theories, and fart funnels you’ll ever hear.

If you love bad songs, unhinged tangents, and ruthless roasts of classic hits — this episode is for you.

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Transcript

00:52.23
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to wonder if the radio in the 90s was trying to brainwash you into jumping into animal enclosures at the zoo.

01:06.97
Mad Dog
Maybe it was. Maybe that's why I've been jumping into so many animal enclosures.

01:11.14
gav
Rest in peace, Harambe.

01:11.21
Bevo
that's some Yeah, let's go on there.

01:12.14
gav
Was there a particular song on the radio that made you think that?

01:16.07
Chibbs
radio.

01:17.33
gav
Fair enough. Yeah.

01:18.37
Bevo
but You know that hit by um ah Wet Wet Wet, yeah jump in an animal enclosure?

01:19.17
Chibbs
Yeah, like why did it, why was, why is everyone jumping into animal enclosures all of a sudden?

01:30.39
Chibbs
What's, what, what?

01:30.95
Bevo
That was the song.

01:31.34
gav
What the fuck are you talking about

01:34.01
Mad Dog
but What was that? What?

01:37.97
Chibbs
What's it called, animal enclosure?

01:38.40
Mad Dog
What? Yep.

01:42.62
Bevo
and I don't know. I'm just making it up.

01:50.29
gav
Oh, god damn.

01:50.17
Chibbs
a

01:51.93
gav
Off to a flyer.

01:53.33
Mad Dog
ye

01:53.45
Chibbs
Well, speaking of lies, ah we are doing It Must Have Been Love by Roxette.

02:30.44
Chibbs
Oh, the ending of that one sounded all fucked up. What what was that one?

02:33.78
gav
ah

02:34.97
Chibbs
That's not how it goes, is it?

02:37.44
gav
That's how that bit goes.

02:38.56
Chibbs
Yeah, I'm going to say it's going to be very obvious now that I didn't get all the way through the song.

02:44.36
gav
Hello. ah ah

02:46.11
Chibbs
And whatever chorus I cut finished a different way than I was expecting.

02:49.72
Bevo
Oh, they kind of all do.

02:51.39
Chibbs
All right. How European of them. Mad Dog's here.

02:53.87
gav
it's

02:55.00
Mad Dog
Woof!

02:57.75
Chibbs
Gavin!

02:58.49
gav
hello

02:59.63
Chibbs
And trusty beverage.

03:01.21
Bevo
Must have been Bev, but it's over now.

03:02.79
Chibbs
Must. ah Oh, so sad.

03:06.44
gav
yeah

03:07.24
Chibbs
It's so sad.

03:07.58
Mad Dog
It's over now.

03:07.93
Bevo
The song is sad.

03:09.84
Chibbs
Yeah, we're doing It Must Have Been Loved by Roxette. um Lyrics.

03:16.71
Mad Dog
ha ha ha ha.

03:16.77
Chibbs
Let's do it.

03:17.09
gav
ah

03:17.21
Bevo
It's traded. Let's go.

03:18.59
Chibbs
Let's do it.

03:19.34
gav
Let's do it.

03:20.22
Chibbs
The intro.

03:21.02
gav
Oh, sorry. Before we actually get started, how did this one end up on our radar?

03:25.00
Chibbs
I don't know.

03:25.67
Bevo
Dan Southern was singing it on socials.

03:28.67
gav
Oh, my God.

03:28.93
Chibbs
Wait, was he singing this?

03:30.97
Bevo
Yeah. And like, I fully imagined it and I was like, it must've been love. It'd be a good one to do. And then I put it in the chat suggesting it. Dan's like, is is her you know, his social media presence.

03:38.44
Chibbs
Why was he singing it?

03:42.88
Chibbs
Oh, right.

03:43.19
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha.

03:44.09
Mad Dog
Was this the one where he's in the bush somewhere?

03:47.14
Bevo
No, no, he's wearing sunnies and swigging a beer.

03:47.54
Chibbs
No, that was...

03:50.33
Mad Dog
Ah.

03:50.77
Chibbs
Oh, okay.

03:51.76
Bevo
Oh, actually, speaking of that, I hope Dan's listening to this, but if you guys go back to the clip that you put up just yesterday, I think Chibs of Gavin explaining the top three alcoholics.

03:52.02
gav
that's

03:51.92
Mad Dog
And it...

03:51.94
Chibbs
Fuck.

04:01.38
Chibbs
Oh, alcoholics.

04:02.45
Bevo
Watch Dan's face the whole time because it's really funny.

04:02.41
Chibbs
Yeah. ah Yeah.

04:05.68
Bevo
There's a little Easter egg for you.

04:05.91
gav
ah I didn't even watch that clip.

04:09.21
Bevo
Yeah, got go back.

04:09.19
Chibbs
Yeah, it's hurting him. It's hurting him. Yeah.

04:12.51
gav
Dan is all three.

04:12.30
Mad Dog
The top three.

04:15.72
Chibbs
Tell you what, that's gone semi-viral, that clip. Yeah.

04:19.81
Bevo
Really?

04:20.16
gav
yeah Jesus Christ.

04:21.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:22.63
Bevo
I've had a few virals on the old threads lately.

04:25.16
Chibbs
Have you?

04:25.45
gav
it

04:25.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:25.85
Bevo
Yeah, two.

04:25.76
Mad Dog
King of threads.

04:27.12
gav
He is a bit of a thread head.

04:27.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:28.51
Bevo
Yeah.

04:28.64
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

04:29.52
Bevo
Anyway.

04:29.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:30.92
gav
Most recently about his cinema experience getting accosted by the whites.

04:30.68
Chibbs
of

04:36.09
Bevo
Yeah.

04:36.18
Mad Dog
oh

04:37.04
Bevo
Yeah.

04:36.99
Chibbs
What are you talking about?

04:38.26
Bevo
Yeah, save it for later.

04:39.11
gav
big

04:41.01
Chibbs
Save it for threads. what What happens on threads stays on threads.

04:43.39
gav
yeah i'll say

04:44.17
Bevo
Yeah.

04:44.84
gav
Bevo won't tell you because then the podcast will blow He needs his threads to blow up. He's like, you can find out more about that one over on my threads account.

04:48.30
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

04:48.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:51.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:52.30
Mad Dog
Threads. Jesus.

04:55.12
gav
All right, what have we got?

04:55.82
Chibbs
Ryan Threadridge.

04:58.22
gav
ah oh

04:58.44
Mad Dog
Ryan. Ryan.

05:01.51
gav
Are you able to have a username on threads or is it just your actual name?

05:03.45
Bevo
I am going to change.

05:03.90
Mad Dog
Threadridge.

05:04.14
Bevo
I am actually going to change that now. So, yeah.

05:05.75
Chibbs
Yeah, great. yeah

05:06.71
Mad Dog
Threadridge.

05:07.90
gav
That's genuinely not bad work.

05:08.72
Bevo
I

05:10.36
Chibbs
that

05:11.67
Mad Dog
Threadridge.

05:12.64
Chibbs
Straight off the top of the dome. All right, rock set.

05:14.20
gav
Oh, fucking hell.

05:15.73
Bevo
like i actually like it because no one I know is on it. So I can just be as like unhinged as I feel.

05:22.03
Chibbs
I need a social media to be unhinged.

05:24.44
Mad Dog
un his

05:24.59
Chibbs
Find me one.

05:26.92
gav
Yeah, I just unhinge in real life, Bevo. Get with it.

05:28.85
Chibbs
Yeah. Get with it.

05:30.91
gav
Live in the zeitgeist.

05:30.89
Chibbs
yeah Yeah. Gavin's outside painting his house, fucking yelling at people, fucking saying the birds are controlling him. but

05:37.69
gav
I mean, they are, obviously.

05:37.75
Chibbs
ah Yeah. Yeah.

05:39.96
Mad Dog
The birds of robots.

05:41.38
gav
They aren't real.

05:41.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:42.00
Mad Dog
Right.

05:42.50
gav
We know that much.

05:43.23
Chibbs
The intro, it says, it must have been love, but it's over now.

05:48.55
Bevo
probably probably cut the song there really isn't done

05:49.55
Chibbs
All right, yeah.

05:51.88
gav
ah Yeah, could really shave off a couple of minutes.

05:55.51
Chibbs
I like this past tense of it, of like ah you've realised couple, six months down the track where you're just sort of sitting there and going,

06:00.89
Mad Dog
yeah

06:02.58
Bevo
yeah yeah yeah oh fuck you're looking through all these photos and you got the heart eyes in each photo and you're like I don't know it's that

06:04.55
gav
oh

06:05.06
Mad Dog
Ah, that was love.

06:05.22
Chibbs
hu

06:06.89
Mad Dog
Well.

06:07.43
Chibbs
I think that might have been love.

06:09.82
gav
yeah

06:10.29
Mad Dog
Just.

06:10.35
Chibbs
Ah.

06:12.93
gav
I feel like that's...

06:13.35
Mad Dog
All

06:17.22
Mad Dog
right.

06:18.10
gav
um I'm picturing as short a shorter timescale. That's just like me after I finish eating a meat pie. is like it's it's It's finished and I'm like, no I think I love that pie, but it's finished now.

06:23.63
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

06:27.82
Mad Dog
just

06:31.20
Mad Dog
But I do like the idea of not being aware, like, at the time that it is, in fact, love.

06:31.23
Chibbs
I think I loved

06:39.81
Chibbs
No, yeah, there is something humorous about that that becoming be becoming aware of love after the fact.

06:41.07
Mad Dog
Like,

06:41.34
gav
Yeah.

06:46.76
gav
Yeah.

06:46.59
Mad Dog
yeah.

06:47.08
gav
Later. Yeah.

06:47.93
Bevo
yeah yeah

06:48.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:48.38
Mad Dog
You're like, at the time, this is so ho-hum. Oh, fuck.

06:51.92
gav
Oh, fuck. That was... Oh, fuck.

06:53.60
Mad Dog
That was love.

06:53.94
gav
Yeah.

06:54.21
Bevo
and so This is as good as it's ever going to get.

06:55.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:58.85
gav
oh hum

06:59.85
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just like, well, off to the Cincinnati Zoo for me.

07:04.60
Mad Dog
yeah

07:05.33
Bevo
ah ah We're done.

07:06.88
Mad Dog
This is very meat and potatoes.

07:12.12
Mad Dog
yeah

07:13.36
gav
Oh, shit.

07:14.66
Chibbs
but Verse one.

07:17.79
gav
oh

07:17.57
Chibbs
I can't believe that was the intro.

07:18.98
gav
I know.

07:19.06
Mad Dog
yeah

07:19.34
gav
Fuck.

07:19.30
Chibbs
no no

07:19.70
gav
We got some real mileage out of that.

07:21.34
Mad Dog
It's gold.

07:21.64
Bevo
Let's go home.

07:23.71
Chibbs
Verse one. Lay a whisper on my pillow.

07:30.42
Chibbs
Leave the winter on the ground. I wake up lonely. This air of silence in the bedroom and all around, all around.

07:42.27
Bevo
lay a whisper on my pillow

07:42.74
Mad Dog
Okay. Okay.

07:45.58
gav
i I feel... and she's She's also...

07:47.50
Bevo
yeah you get a whisper all over

07:50.00
gav
and so she's She's got Ghaul to ask for a whisper and then complain about the silence as well.

07:50.21
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:54.74
gav
That doesn't track.

07:54.75
Chibbs
Nice. Nice. yeah

07:57.40
gav
You got what you wanted, Roxette.

07:57.39
Chibbs
that

07:57.80
Bevo
And also leave the winter on the ground is very much me talking to my kid. Leave it on the ground.

08:04.48
gav
Ha ha ha ha

08:05.99
Bevo
but it down.

08:05.78
Chibbs
down put it down imagine that's just that's what they call like yeah kids that are always picking snow up in these scandinavian countries

08:14.24
gav
and ah

08:16.31
Mad Dog
Leave the winter on the ground for God's sakes.

08:19.09
gav
I'm picturing...

08:19.12
Chibbs
jesuss cross jesus jesus trusts then i said leave the winter on the fucking ground

08:22.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:26.79
gav
picturing this is in like 1990, right? I imagine she's just like, doesn't have the internet to translate for her. Her one English pocket guide isn't very good and she's looked up, lee she's trying to find how to say leave the snow on the ground and she's thumbing through her Swedish to English thesaurus and it's just like the snow is winter.

08:39.70
Mad Dog
yeah

08:42.44
Bevo
Leave the winter.

08:46.32
gav
She's just like, leave the winter on the ground.

08:47.72
Mad Dog
yeah yeah

08:49.81
Bevo
Leave the winter on the ground.

08:49.95
gav
That's what I think is happening. It's a translator error.

08:52.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:52.52
Chibbs
Bjorn!

08:54.78
Mad Dog
Bien.

08:56.12
gav
Bien.

08:55.98
Chibbs
Bjorn!

08:57.71
gav
Fruggenheit.

08:57.91
Chibbs
put that ah Put that fucking winter down now!

08:58.12
Mad Dog
Leave.

09:02.26
Mad Dog
Drop the winter now.

09:04.54
gav
Ha ha ha ha

09:06.32
Bevo
also think lay a whisper on my pillow is a nice like poetic way of saying shut the fuck up.

09:12.47
gav
yeah

09:14.16
Mad Dog
piped down, Chachi.

09:16.13
gav
ah

09:15.90
Chibbs
It could be code

09:16.57
Bevo
I'm sorry.

09:19.37
Chibbs
like code for a smothering.

09:22.94
gav
I was actually thinking it sounded a little bit like a quiet a quiet fart onto a pillow. Like you're trying to give someone pink eye and just lay a whisper on yeah lay a whisper on your pillow.

09:27.81
Mad Dog
Now

09:31.21
Mad Dog
now I've got pink eye.

09:33.89
gav
It's just a little...

09:39.56
gav
Lay down in bed that night like, man, this something smells off. Did someone did someone did lay a whisper on my pillow again?

09:42.58
Mad Dog
its

09:43.02
Chibbs
Oh, the fuck? So...

09:45.93
Mad Dog
it Trying to stifle the fart.

09:50.18
Chibbs
So if you do a tiny little fart and your missus go, Gav, don't fart.

09:50.70
Mad Dog
This blip.

09:55.37
Chibbs
You're like, it's a whisper.

09:56.72
Mad Dog
Stop laying whispers.

09:56.81
Chibbs
sp It was barely a whisper.

09:57.98
gav
ah let wait I mean, that might be the case. I've never done a tiny little fart. I only rip. i only I only do farts that leave my asshole in tatters. I do those like, those real rattly, like sounds like a Tommy gun that's jammed.

10:06.52
Mad Dog
all around.

10:12.78
Bevo
Ah, come on, I just left an air of silence in the bedroom.

10:13.10
gav
that's That's the only fart I got.

10:17.60
Chibbs
Well, the air stinks!

10:22.24
Mad Dog
and all around

10:24.54
Chibbs
It's a silent but violent fart.

10:27.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:27.91
gav
ah

10:28.16
Chibbs
ah It is all around me.

10:28.47
Bevo
our first fart funnel.

10:29.12
Mad Dog
No.

10:30.47
Chibbs
this was This was working at fucking Hayworth's and you go in there and Glenn had done...

10:35.03
gav
Oh, had crop dusted the place. Yeah.

10:36.71
Chibbs
Like, us had I so ah swear to God was shitting himself on a regular basis. Yeah.

10:43.26
Mad Dog
worst farts in Australia.

10:44.53
Chibbs
worst farts in Australia and you would walk into the shop and be like, I'd get angry.

10:45.16
Mad Dog
Easy.

10:48.43
Chibbs
Like it'd actually make me mad.

10:49.06
gav
Yeah. I watched you.

10:50.27
Chibbs
I'd walk in and be like, for fuck's sake, fart outside.

10:50.83
gav
I watched you blow up about it. Yeah. Yeah.

10:57.48
Chibbs
stinks.

10:57.87
gav
Oh, God.

10:58.38
Chibbs
It fucking stinks in here.

11:02.29
gav
The worst part was he wouldn't just like drop it and walk off and you'd be like, oh, fuck. I remember like he was standing there with me on the workbench when like having a full conversation halfway through.

11:11.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:11.46
gav
i I sniffed it and I was like, oh my God. But I was standing there working on a guitar and talking to him. So I couldn't just walk away. I was just like, I was captive.

11:18.85
Mad Dog
He wants to say how you're going to react.

11:20.42
gav
And he was just standing there just grinning at me.

11:20.90
Bevo
We, um, you know, every Christmas everyone chip in and get a bottle of wine or something.

11:22.38
gav
Oh, God.

11:25.41
Bevo
One year we all chipped in and got him like fart proof undies.

11:28.48
gav
I remember that. He posted about it.

11:28.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:29.25
Bevo
don't know, we call it skitties or something like that.

11:34.58
gav
Fart proof.

11:34.71
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's some rancid shit, let me tell you.

11:36.49
Bevo
Yeah.

11:37.14
gav
That's a fucking funny prank gif, man.

11:37.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:39.22
gav
I like that. Practical, but also funny.

11:41.81
Bevo
Yeah.

11:42.60
Chibbs
The pre-chorus goes, touch me now. i close my eyes and dream away.

11:50.72
Mad Dog
Christ.

11:51.02
Bevo
I'm just going to imagine the rest of the song now is from the perspective of someone who's just farted or has to has to deal with it now.

11:56.20
gav
but

11:57.73
Chibbs
you

11:59.33
gav
Oh, God.

11:59.53
Bevo
Close my eyes and dream away. It's just like, disassociate.

12:02.12
gav
Dream away the smell.

12:03.64
Bevo
Oh. diso

12:07.23
Mad Dog
is

12:08.34
gav
ah

12:08.34
Mad Dog
I'm going to my happy place.

12:13.43
gav
It's a field of sunflowers, but they're all farting and you're just it's permeating your happy place.

12:22.03
Bevo
I can't believe we've gone here.

12:24.39
Mad Dog
I'm leaving the winter. I'm going to spring.

12:27.99
Chibbs
The only thing that'll ground me in reality is your touch.

12:33.12
gav
Touch me now is such a demanding line. It's not like, would you like to touch me now? It's touch me now. It's a bit aggressive.

12:40.90
Chibbs
touch me there But also touch could be, I imagine touch being like the sense of touch is just to like put your finger on something. Yeah.

12:50.06
gav
ah Put your finger in something.

12:49.99
Mad Dog
there's there's so many different levels it's levels of touch

12:52.53
Chibbs
Yeah, like, yeah, touch, I don't see that as like a gro a groping motion or anything.

12:55.50
gav
I reckon...

12:58.26
gav
No, I'll tell you what's happened.

12:58.46
Chibbs
It's just a, ah yeah, fingertip.

12:59.68
gav
her her fucking sweet Her Swedish to English dictionaries fucked her again.

13:02.19
Mad Dog
feather touch yeah

13:04.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:05.47
gav
She was looking for finger. Finger me now. And it's gone to finger something. Oh, to touch.

13:12.45
Bevo
He couldn't couldn't do that in 1990.

13:12.52
gav
Yeah.

13:14.21
Bevo
It

13:16.08
gav
ah

13:17.41
Bevo
took Sabrina Carpenter to revolutionize that.

13:18.16
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. yeah yeah The first pop star to demand to be fingered in all 40 languages.

13:25.67
Bevo
In song form.

13:25.84
Mad Dog
yeah

13:26.79
gav
ah

13:27.74
Mad Dog
By by an an incompetent person.

13:28.42
Chibbs
yes Yeah. Yeah.

13:32.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:32.55
Chibbs
ah We get into the chorus. Chorus comes in. It says, it must have been love, but it's over now. it must have been good, but I lost it somehow. It must have been love, but it's over now.

13:46.16
Chibbs
From the moment we touched till the time had run out.

13:52.12
Bevo
Okay, I've got it.

13:52.47
gav
I think...

13:52.51
Mad Dog
Right.

13:53.68
Bevo
I've got it now, but you go.

13:54.41
gav
Okay, go on. What is it?

13:55.06
Bevo
You go first. Well, it's um someone who's paid for a prostitute and thinks they love thinks they're in love.

13:58.78
Chibbs
ah yeah, yeah. Yeah.

14:00.78
Bevo
Time's up.

14:01.42
gav
ah

14:01.60
Chibbs
yeah

14:02.90
gav
well

14:03.26
Bevo
See ya.

14:04.75
gav
Well, you know what this is from, don't you? would you

14:07.64
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

14:08.37
gav
Yeah, good.

14:08.62
Bevo
It's a bit too obvious.

14:09.02
Chibbs
Oh, fuck yeah, it is.

14:09.39
gav
I was like...

14:09.44
Bevo
yeah yeah

14:10.87
Chibbs
is about a prostitute.

14:11.87
gav
It is literally about a prostitute.

14:12.07
Bevo
Yeah.

14:11.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:12.35
Chibbs
Oh my God. It's literally about a prostitute.

14:15.65
gav
I just didn't think we were going touch on that.

14:16.22
Bevo
again

14:16.09
Mad Dog
Yep.

14:17.05
gav
I thought were going to keep going down the fart funnel. I thought that was a fun place to be. Yeah.

14:23.38
Chibbs
So you think, okay, is it the guy or the chick that's farting? And who who broke up the relationship where a original like eventually they were like, oh, I think I was in love.

14:37.33
Chibbs
If only had stopped farting much.

14:40.74
gav
No, no, no, no.

14:40.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:41.70
gav
You've got it backwards. I think he's paid her to fart on him. and then and then and And then she's dropped one that was a bit too rank and he's like, okay, no, this is done.

14:51.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:53.03
gav
And he's walked away. And then in height and then he and then he can't get the smell out of his head.

14:54.95
Mad Dog
This is done.

14:57.83
gav
And like a week later, he's just like, I need that noxious gas again.

15:01.47
Chibbs
Just this like, I think that was love.

15:03.05
gav
It must have been good, but I've lost it now.

15:04.78
Chibbs
ah

15:06.25
gav
Yeah.

15:06.54
Chibbs
I've lost it. It was good. i think it was good.

15:08.33
gav
I need that noxious ass gas. Yeah.

15:10.50
Mad Dog
I can't get the smell out of my head.

15:13.74
Bevo
Fair.

15:13.80
gav
go he thought he He thought he didn't like it, but it turns out that that was love.

15:17.97
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:19.25
Chibbs
There's something about the uncertainty of it as well. It's like, it must have been good.

15:22.96
Bevo
Fair.

15:23.89
Chibbs
It's

15:25.20
gav
yeah

15:26.89
Chibbs
like, meh.

15:27.99
gav
yeah Yeah, she's not saying it was good. she

15:30.34
Chibbs
No, it's just...

15:31.59
Bevo
yeah

15:31.82
gav
All indicators suggest it must have been.

15:32.01
Chibbs
that Must have

15:35.89
Mad Dog
That was a good thing.

15:36.78
Chibbs
been. I don't remember feeling like it was good at the time.

15:37.82
Mad Dog
yeah

15:40.60
Mad Dog
yeah

15:41.54
gav
But all of my key metrics say it was.

15:41.30
Chibbs
so But in hindsight

15:45.32
Bevo
Yeah, all in all, it's a very disappointing experience, which now having things much worse, you're going, well, maybe it wasn't that bad.

15:46.81
Chibbs
and

15:54.82
gav
ah Oh, man

15:57.54
Mad Dog
Just reconciling. Just, so you know what?

15:59.96
Bevo
Yeah. Just lowering your um threshold.

16:02.72
Mad Dog
That must have been pretty fucking good.

16:03.12
Bevo
but Yeah.

16:04.17
Chibbs
yeah

16:04.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:05.84
Chibbs
Like they've got on some bad dates since and you're like, that chick that was doing those rank farts actually wasn't that bad.

16:13.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:14.12
Bevo
that

16:14.03
Mad Dog
But...

16:14.13
Chibbs
That was pretty good.

16:14.47
gav
She was That must have been love.

16:16.28
Bevo
That was about the best I could get.

16:16.47
Chibbs
but

16:19.84
Mad Dog
yeah

16:20.99
gav
I can't even get any of these other women to fart on me.

16:25.97
Mad Dog
but

16:26.03
Chibbs
And they think i have erectile dysfunction, but it's just because there's no farts.

16:31.25
gav
ah

16:31.75
Chibbs
How am I meant to get hard if there's no farts?

16:31.99
Mad Dog
it

16:36.26
gav
oh

16:37.17
Mad Dog
And the restraining order says it's over now.

16:39.93
gav
man nice

16:40.34
Chibbs
And time is up.

16:44.81
gav
oh man

16:45.94
Chibbs
Verse two, verse two.

16:46.32
gav
nice

16:48.18
Chibbs
Make believing we're together.

16:50.88
gav
to

16:53.39
Chibbs
that I'm sheltered by your heart, but in and outside turn to water, like a teardrop, in your palm.

17:02.71
Bevo
Yeah, see, perfect opportunity roam heart there.

17:05.18
gav
Yeah, I know.

17:05.28
Chibbs
yeah

17:05.72
Bevo
you Missed opportunity.

17:07.28
Mad Dog
yeah

17:09.63
gav
that I'm sheltered by your fart.

17:12.44
Mad Dog
you

17:13.92
Chibbs
That's... Can you just make an entire clip of this entire song of It Must Be Loved by Roxette? And then when it gets to that part, but in but in and fart!

17:21.96
gav
ha

17:25.79
gav
Fart.

17:26.07
Chibbs
You've

17:26.74
gav
ah But yeah, you've got to watch all the preamble to get to the one one overdubbed word for the punchline.

17:30.85
Chibbs
got to get the whole thing.

17:33.34
gav
Yeah, that's good.

17:33.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:34.15
gav
We can make that happen. and

17:35.17
Bevo
but ah You know, like yeah scrolling audiences love waiting heaps long for the punchline.

17:35.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:39.16
gav
yeah they absolutely do yeah yeah

17:39.91
Chibbs
Yeah, they do.

17:40.58
Bevo
Yeah.

17:41.34
Chibbs
Well, if Gavin does, Gavin sends you the longest reels.

17:44.59
Bevo
Yeah. Sometimes it's like, I need a bit of time set aside for this Clock in.

17:46.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:47.58
gav
oh man that's that's a fact I know that I really put you know I put I put effort into who I'm sending my reels to but sometimes I have to send along a disclaimer and be like sorry about this one it's gonna take it it's a slow burn it's basically it's basically a fucking 90 minute film but just like lock in I promise the payoff is there laughing

17:47.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:59.74
Bevo
Yeah.

18:05.00
Bevo
It's Shrek.

18:04.93
Mad Dog
90-minute film.

18:05.64
Bevo
What have we done? it's shrek ah

18:10.22
gav
ah and then

18:10.31
Chibbs
You won't believe what happens at night. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

18:15.14
gav
honest get all the way to the night scene and it's just overdone by farts instead of audio

18:26.47
gav
I'd watch that this is this is definitely the silliest this is definitely the silliest we've gotten in a little while

18:26.55
Bevo
what have we what have we done but but

18:31.69
Mad Dog
I didn't...

18:35.17
Mad Dog
I didn't see this going in the direction of farting, but yeah.

18:38.32
Chibbs
That's good. So make believing we're together makes it seem like nothing has actually happened since the start of this song.

18:45.80
gav
Yeah. Maybe you just imagine the cute girl at the grocery shop farting at him.

18:48.76
Bevo
I also like, um in in and outside, I turned to water.

18:49.29
Chibbs
A madman's mind.

18:53.45
Bevo
So she's Alex Mack. Remember Alex Mack?

18:55.23
gav
Oh, yeah.

18:55.69
Bevo
Secret world.

18:55.77
Chibbs
I remember, yeah, I

18:56.03
Mad Dog
Oh, yes.

18:57.51
gav
Hell yeah. What was that?

18:58.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:58.90
gav
Chemical CD 60 or some shit?

18:59.74
Bevo
my best My best friend, Ray, thinks it's cool. My sister, Annie, thinks I'm a science project.

19:02.44
gav
Ha ha ha ha ha.

19:05.28
Chibbs
I remember reading, like I got sucked into one of those clickbait articles where it's like hectic endings to childhood shows and stuff.

19:14.19
Bevo
Oh, yeah. I think I saw the same one.

19:16.01
Chibbs
And it had, you know, dinosaurs where it's the media all comes and kind of wipe their front out and they and they stand around in their giant fucking puppet costumes, like just like shivering because the snow's coming, they're all going to die.

19:19.41
gav
They'll die, yeah.

19:19.74
Bevo
Oh yeah. no yeah

19:24.86
Bevo
Shivering. ah Yeah.

19:28.63
Chibbs
and Yeah.

19:29.77
Bevo
You got Alf who got like kidnapped and but then they ended the show.

19:32.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:33.30
Bevo
They never

19:33.68
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:34.02
gav
Oh, fuck. pog form.

19:35.10
Chibbs
ah He ended up in the Middle East somewhere. It turned that fucking alien into a cat-eating weapon.

19:39.54
Bevo
He's still there to this day. Yeah.

19:43.41
Chibbs
um And then, yeah, but the Alex Mack one...

19:45.72
Mad Dog
He's back.

19:47.08
gav
in pong four

19:48.50
Chibbs
Yeah, Alex Mack one apparently was had a real dark ending where, like, yeah, I can't remember exactly what it was. go Google it. But apparently it ended in a fucked up way as well.

20:00.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:01.82
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

20:01.78
Chibbs
People died. People lost their livelihoods.

20:05.72
gav
ah

20:05.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:06.32
Bevo
she turned into a glass of water and someone drank her

20:06.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:09.06
gav
ah

20:09.12
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah um Just like you're writing a love song and you put the word palm in, we're going to think you're jerking off.

20:20.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:21.98
gav
Oh, yeah, for sure.

20:22.47
Bevo
laughing

20:22.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:23.39
gav
Like a teardrop in your palm. Yeah, I've had ah i've had a few teardrops in my fucking palm, I'll tell you that.

20:25.06
Chibbs
Just like, yes. but It's like the best lubrication is tears.

20:28.94
Mad Dog
That is, yeah, yeah.

20:32.12
gav
ha, ha, ha, ha.

20:32.58
Mad Dog
Up there.

20:36.10
Mad Dog
a

20:37.38
Chibbs
they They are fucking Swedish. I'm telling you. they're There's some weird shit up there.

20:41.38
Mad Dog
that is yeah

20:42.49
gav
Yeah.

20:42.54
Mad Dog
yeah

20:43.18
gav
Cold countries.

20:43.38
Mad Dog
up there

20:43.98
gav
it's it's I'll say it's always it's always the places that are all cold that scrambles their brains. Shout out to all of our Swedish listeners.

20:49.39
Chibbs
Scramble some brain.

20:50.19
gav
Scrambles their brains a little bit and they end up...

20:52.08
Mad Dog
Too much time inside.

20:53.46
Chibbs
i No shaming.

20:56.15
gav
Yeah, no shaming, but they just they just end up doing some cook shit, which, you know, I respect it.

20:56.13
Chibbs
There's no shaming here.

20:57.19
Mad Dog
No, that's fine. Yeah.

21:02.40
Chibbs
Yeah. The sun doesn't come up for four months.

21:05.16
gav
Yeah, you got to...

21:05.33
Chibbs
Things are going to get wild.

21:05.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:06.12
gav
Yeah, yeah. There's got to be...

21:08.04
Mad Dog
Eating too much cod.

21:10.63
gav
yeah yeah ah

21:14.40
Chibbs
They get to a pre-chorus and it says, and it's a hard winter's day.

21:14.68
gav
Oh, God.

21:21.02
Chibbs
i dream away. it was it went full Joe.

21:23.91
Mad Dog
And it's...

21:24.80
Chibbs
It went Joe Dolce there.

21:28.61
Mad Dog
And it's on!

21:28.75
Chibbs
And it's a hard.

21:30.70
Mad Dog
Winter's a day!

21:31.53
gav
ah

21:31.52
Mad Dog
yeah

21:32.73
gav
ah

21:33.03
Chibbs
Shut up of your face.

21:33.38
Bevo
I was picturing the, ah what's the, what do you what are the people, American people that only drive horse and buggy and stuff.

21:34.30
Chibbs
That's it.

21:34.66
gav
Should that be your fart?

21:40.31
gav
Go on.

21:43.96
Chibbs
Amish.

21:44.21
Mad Dog
Amish.

21:45.15
Bevo
Yeah, that's something they would say.

21:47.08
Chibbs
yeah

21:48.37
Bevo
Hard winter's day.

21:49.97
Chibbs
Tis no barn.

21:51.41
gav
yeah

21:51.53
Mad Dog
hey And we've got to get back for the barn raising.

21:55.69
Chibbs
ah ah They whip those barns up.

21:58.09
gav
shout out shout out to all of our Amish listeners I'm sure they've all got their I reckon our Amish following is massive

21:57.82
Chibbs
That's Amish people.

21:58.34
Mad Dog
yeah

21:58.85
Bevo
Yeah. No, no autism as well. According to, uh,

22:02.85
Mad Dog
I'm sure we've got a big Amish following out there.

22:06.43
Chibbs
Oh, fellas, I'm going to read the next chorus because this is goingnna this is going to break it wide open.

22:08.63
Bevo
it's, there's heaps.

22:08.69
Mad Dog
Yes.

22:09.97
Bevo
Yeah.

22:11.63
gav
oh I'm so excited

22:12.50
Chibbs
Okay. It must have been love, must have been love, but it's over now, but it's over now. it was all that I wanted, now I'm living without. It must have been love, must have been love, but it's over now, it's over now.

22:27.66
Chibbs
It's where the water flows, it's where the wind blows.

22:31.73
gav
No ah fucking way.

22:36.92
Mad Dog
ah

22:37.28
gav
Jesus Christ. Oh, my God.

22:41.52
Chibbs
the

22:42.85
gav
How do we never realize this?

22:45.88
Chibbs
They've written a song about farts.

22:46.00
Mad Dog
who Who would have known?

22:47.52
gav
The whole song is about loving the gas.

22:50.24
Bevo
Just imagine you're in the you're in the car with someone. This comes on the radio on 98. And coming up next is, it must have been Love by Roxette. Love that song. And you just turn to whoever you're with and you're like, this song's about farts.

23:02.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:03.10
Bevo
this

23:06.21
gav
ah

23:07.22
Bevo
Just pay close attention.

23:07.63
Mad Dog
songs of about far

23:09.68
gav
Oh, God.

23:10.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:11.86
gav
And wherever live wherever you live in the world, just slot your own local radio station in there where Bevo said I-98.

23:11.86
Chibbs
um

23:16.34
gav
That just, you know, KW fucking M, whatever they are.

23:16.83
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. Totally. Yeah.

23:19.56
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:21.52
gav
You've all got one, motherfucker.

23:23.20
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:24.01
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

23:24.60
Mad Dog
Or you'd like saying to say to a man, like, oh, what's that song?

23:24.54
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

23:28.27
Chibbs
KGB.

23:28.68
Mad Dog
the what The one about the farts?

23:31.38
gav
The one about the farts?

23:32.10
Mad Dog
Oh, it must have been Love.

23:33.24
gav
Oh, yeah, Must Be Loved by Roxette.

23:33.64
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

23:35.11
gav
Yeah, yeah. Very famous fart song.

23:36.46
Mad Dog
Yeah, yes.

23:37.12
gav
Very famous.

23:37.78
Mad Dog
That's right.

23:38.04
gav
Yeah.

23:38.23
Chibbs
What's that Scandinavian song about farting?

23:38.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:40.79
gav
a ah

23:42.99
Mad Dog
that That Scandinavian fart anthem.

23:44.66
Bevo
Yeah. Does it take on me?

23:46.36
gav
Take on me!

23:46.62
Bevo
no, no, no, na no.

23:50.42
gav
Fart on me, fart on me.

23:50.50
Chibbs
the

23:53.24
Mad Dog
Farting away.

23:55.37
gav
Ha, ha, ha, ha,

23:58.09
Chibbs
99 red balloons could be about fine, I guess. don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

24:04.17
Mad Dog
farted anyway.

24:07.79
Mad Dog
so

24:09.65
Bevo
We've got some lowest common denominator shit here tonight.

24:09.65
Chibbs
ah

24:11.36
Mad Dog
yeah yeah

24:12.21
gav
yeah yeah Who, us?

24:13.35
Chibbs
Hey, we didn't write it.

24:14.33
gav
this is This is an episode for us now, okay?

24:15.07
Chibbs
just reading the lyrics. Yeah.

24:17.69
gav
Fuck the rest

24:17.53
Mad Dog
yeah

24:20.77
gav
I love the Bevo that like implies that we've got like highbrow listeners that like would find this below.

24:25.52
Mad Dog
yeah slide ah it's oh it's fart episode

24:26.45
gav
This isn't to my taste.

24:27.32
Bevo
yeah yeah do

24:27.77
gav
They're talking about farts.

24:28.77
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, they're not coming here for a full breakdown.

24:30.13
gav
this I'll say, do do you know what the fuck?

24:34.44
gav
Our normal listener base is not above this.

24:34.57
Chibbs
Like a full breakdown of the song.

24:37.36
Bevo
you remember back in 1994 when the lion king came out and pumbaa's like every time that i and timon's like not in front of the kids couldn't say fart in the movie

24:42.74
gav
Not in front of the kids. Yeah.

24:45.09
Mad Dog
Yes.

24:45.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:45.81
Mad Dog
That's right.

24:46.79
gav
Yeah.

24:46.85
Chibbs
Couldn't say fast, yeah.

24:47.92
gav
Hakuna Matata.

24:49.92
Chibbs
He wasn't going to say fart.

24:50.37
gav
yeah

24:50.76
Chibbs
He was going to say like self-asphyxiation or like, it was like, yeah.

24:54.42
gav
yeah Every time that I masturbate every corpse in the savannah!

25:00.84
Bevo
boom bra

25:00.70
Chibbs
Every time, every time I put a toy on my neck and hang it from this tree while I jerk off.

25:06.10
Bevo
Not in front of the kids.

25:07.56
Mad Dog
Not in front of the kids.

25:07.85
gav
Not in front of the kids.

25:08.87
Chibbs
Not in front of the kids.

25:10.48
gav
Oh my god.

25:10.48
Chibbs
Fuck, that's good. We need to find that clip and just drop in the most fucked shit it that into that bit.

25:13.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:17.46
gav
Pomba! Not in front of the kids!

25:18.97
Chibbs
Yeah, and then just drop that in. Everything.

25:20.85
gav
Oh, like a clip from Dennis, you know, BTK, the BTK killer, Dennis Rader.

25:21.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:24.57
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

25:25.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:25.87
gav
You know, and he's, you don't I don't know if you've ever watched his full confession in the courtroom.

25:29.52
Chibbs
Yeah, I have. yeah He's very eric calm and casual there.

25:30.96
gav
Wild shit. When he's, when he's talking about like, and then i tied their hands behind their back and and and then I pulled out the knife. Pumba!

25:41.88
Chibbs
Yeah, not in front of the kids.

25:42.19
gav
Not in front of the kids. Oh, man.

25:43.91
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

25:45.07
Bevo
oh sorry. Dan Sutherland again on that one.

25:49.52
gav
oh man

25:49.70
Chibbs
yeah

25:51.40
Bevo
it's dan salva don't get on that one

25:51.20
Chibbs
ah

25:53.24
gav
Yeah, let's make it happen. um

25:54.75
Chibbs
ah

25:55.61
gav
Nice.

25:55.57
Chibbs
they've got another chorus, they so it's the same same thing over and over and over again, they get to the outro, um it's the same, you reckon?

25:57.16
gav
It's the...

26:03.34
gav
Go on, hit the outro.

26:05.20
Chibbs
It must have been love, but it's over now, it's over now, now, oh, oh, must have been love, it must have been love, but now, it's over now, but it's over now,

26:15.98
Chibbs
but it's over now now oh oh

26:19.98
Bevo
One

26:21.30
Mad Dog
trying to push a fart out now o

26:23.54
Bevo
more. One more in.

26:27.80
Chibbs
but just Just let me get a whisper. Just get me a little whisper out for you.

26:30.12
gav
just just let me Just let me lay a last whisper

26:30.16
Mad Dog
but

26:34.69
Chibbs
Let me lay a whisper down.

26:35.16
Mad Dog
they who whisper

26:39.23
gav
Oh, man. Hang on. Have we seen the film clip of this? I'd let Roxette fucking lay a whisper on me.

26:54.52
Chibbs
Is it like Siamese twin style thing right there?

27:00.77
gav
He's Roxette, yeah. Oh my God.

27:01.97
Chibbs
Or i do you believe that the but singer and from Roxette is called Roxette?

27:06.70
gav
is es ro set yeah yes

27:13.77
Chibbs
How many to everybony fucking times did that chick get called Roxette in her life?

27:18.28
gav
oh my god

27:18.95
Chibbs
Hey, Roxy!

27:20.23
gav
No, I want Per Gessler to lay a whisper on me.

27:20.43
Bevo
Yeah, totally. I had to look it up.

27:25.79
gav
Is that how you say his fucking name? I don't know how you say his name.

27:28.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

27:29.67
gav
It's too Scandinavian for me.

27:30.61
Chibbs
It is. to It's, yeah. Per Gesley.

27:33.27
gav
Gessler?

27:34.15
Chibbs
don't know.

27:34.70
gav
That's the Aussiest one.

27:35.69
Chibbs
That is.

27:35.99
gav
Oh, Per. Get over here, Per Gessler, you mad cunt.

27:36.92
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah You cunt.

27:39.44
gav
my God.

27:39.99
Mad Dog
a Per Gassel.

27:41.92
gav
yeah yeah oh

27:43.22
Chibbs
Which one of you is Roxette?

27:47.85
Mad Dog
Which one of you?

27:50.91
Chibbs
I'd let Roxette lay a whisper on my pillow.

27:51.00
Mad Dog
You can give me pink eye any day, love.

27:54.41
gav
Oh

27:57.99
gav
my... Also, i love that I love that instead of...

28:00.47
Mad Dog
The collective group, Roxanne.

28:02.18
gav
ah love that just instead...

28:02.20
Chibbs
yes

28:03.46
gav
No, instead of it just being the collective group doing he instantly went, are they Siamese twins? like the They're members of a band that have been referred to together as the band name, so Jim's like, well, they're glued together now, I'm sorry.

28:15.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:16.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:17.04
gav
They fart as one. LAUGHTER

28:18.35
Chibbs
They're far as one.

28:18.58
Mad Dog
They share one ass.

28:19.79
Chibbs
They share an arse.

28:20.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:20.96
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay. It was released. It was actually originally released December 1987 single in Sweden.

28:29.72
Mad Dog
Oh.

28:29.90
Chibbs
ah as a Christmas song. Yes. Yes.

28:32.00
gav
Oh, shit.

28:32.90
Bevo
and It's my birth year. Yeah.

28:34.87
Chibbs
as a chris as a

28:35.06
Mad Dog
Oh.

28:36.26
Chibbs
song

28:38.15
Mad Dog
No.

28:38.45
Bevo
yeah

28:39.70
gav
Buying a hooker on Christmas and farting on them.

28:39.51
Chibbs
yes So it was all Christmas, like had Christmas theme lyrics and stuff. It was a Christmas song.

28:48.64
gav
Oh, so it was a full on different song.

28:50.88
Bevo
a

28:50.81
Chibbs
Yeah. And then

28:52.21
Bevo
I'm just looking at the, um they've got the lyrics as a link and everything's the same except for, where is it?

28:52.50
Chibbs
it

28:57.13
Chibbs
yeah.

29:02.00
Bevo
The pre-chorus is, it's a hard Christmas day.

29:03.39
gav
Farting under the mistletoe.

29:05.03
Bevo
It's a hard Christmas day, I dream away.

29:06.17
gav
Oh, okay.

29:06.70
Chibbs
Well, there you go.

29:06.85
Mad Dog
Christmas. Yeah. Okay.

29:07.41
Chibbs
Yeah, that's enough to make it Christmas.

29:08.82
Bevo
That seems to be the only thing that's changed.

29:09.69
Chibbs
You can't mention Christmas in a non-Christmas song.

29:11.19
gav
Yeah, if if you mention Christmas anywhere in the song, then it's christmas it's a Christmas song.

29:14.57
Chibbs
It's Christmas song.

29:15.27
Bevo
it's I imagine it's got jingle bells all the way through.

29:15.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:17.40
gav
Actually, can we adopt that logic for this December?

29:17.70
Bevo
You know all Christmas songs do.

29:21.26
gav
Because normally we do genuine Christmas songs, but we should just make it this year. We don't do a single Christmas carol. It's any song that has mentioned the word Christmas.

29:27.87
Bevo
We are running out.

29:28.88
Chibbs
It mentions Christmas.

29:29.83
Mad Dog
christmas

29:30.40
gav
Yeah.

29:30.58
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:31.59
Bevo
You can that.

29:31.65
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:31.82
Mad Dog
like ah

29:31.89
Chibbs
Okay. Cool.

29:32.89
gav
Let's do that. I like that idea.

29:34.06
Chibbs
ah So the re-release was in March 1990 for the Pretty Woman soundtrack. And that 4,283 days before the towers fell.

29:44.38
gav
Nice.

29:45.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

29:45.38
Mad Dog
Well before.

29:45.64
Chibbs
um Well before. Yeah. ah Yeah. But three three years. What a difference in releases.

29:52.75
gav
Yeah.

29:53.61
Chibbs
Yeah. It's written by...

29:54.50
gav
And also, it went it went massive off the back of the film, right? Like, imagine having a song that was three years old and you're like, all right, well, that was a bit of a dud.

29:57.96
Chibbs
Oh, for sure. Yeah, yeah.

30:01.80
gav
And then...

30:01.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:01.88
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's over now.

30:03.23
Chibbs
It's so strange that a director or whoever for Pretty Woman went, that Christmas song from Sweden, I want that.

30:03.56
Bevo
You

30:10.96
Bevo
know that song about farts?

30:11.52
gav
but ah i Yeah.

30:12.42
Chibbs
get me Get me that song!

30:12.62
Mad Dog
like

30:16.30
gav
but

30:16.45
Bevo
right look

30:16.98
Mad Dog
yes

30:17.39
gav
You're forgetting how much cocaine was being done at this era in the world.

30:17.59
Mad Dog
like

30:19.58
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, you don't know how many scenes they cut out a Pretty Woman and fucking Julia Roberts farting on Richard Gizpillo.

30:19.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:20.66
gav
that's

30:26.25
Chibbs
We don't know.

30:29.71
Mad Dog
well

30:30.00
gav
You've got to assume it's not zero.

30:29.76
Chibbs
ah Must have been ah

30:32.60
Mad Dog
Get me that Scandinavian Christmas song. That's perfect for this.

30:37.40
Chibbs
It's written by Per Gazeley. Gazeley!

30:41.97
gav
Good old Gezzle. Pergez.

30:43.59
Chibbs
yeah a

30:44.88
Mad Dog
Yes, dog.

30:46.29
Chibbs
hey He was in a really big Swedish band called Jeline Tida, which translates to Golden Times.

30:47.74
Bevo
hmm

30:54.23
gav
Abba.

30:57.61
gav
Lean D on.

31:01.02
Chibbs
And they had three number one albums in the early 80s.

31:04.22
gav
Shit.

31:05.01
Chibbs
Yeah, so that big, big Swedish band.

31:07.40
gav
Yeah.

31:07.46
Mad Dog
Okay.

31:07.62
Chibbs
And they broke up after their fourth album, and then he started Roxette. So keep that in mind. Net worth time comes around.

31:15.09
gav
Yeah, nice.

31:15.41
Mad Dog
So he started it.

31:17.33
Chibbs
Yeah. Yep.

31:19.23
Mad Dog
Okay.

31:19.72
Chibbs
Yeah. ah it it's It's... yeah So 1990 came out for Pretty Woman, but apparently they were friends, like, per Gessel.

31:33.73
gav
Pergazol.

31:33.63
Chibbs
Per Gessel.

31:35.04
gav
The Gezelzoid.

31:35.08
Chibbs
and ah and And Marie Fredrickson had been friends...

31:38.62
Bevo
It's not petrol, it's like, yeah fuck, it's up to a dollar per gessel.

31:46.41
Mad Dog
It's a bit of a gas, Gesler.

31:48.47
Chibbs
it's Yeah, it's like Snoop Dogg fucking style lyrics for it.

31:54.01
gav
Trying to say the letter G.

31:55.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:56.28
gav
P to the Gezel.

31:56.47
Bevo
For gessel.

31:58.42
gav
Gezel.

31:59.40
Mad Dog
Gesler.

31:59.64
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:00.34
gav
Gezel.

32:02.91
Chibbs
Yeah, him and Fredrickson were friends from 1978, and they were having sort of successful careers, him more so than her, but she was doing backing vocals on his hit bands stuff, so they were working together.

32:21.81
Chibbs
And then Gesell invited Fredrickson to come in and audition for their producer, who was also running a record label. and as to be a solo artist and she turned down the record deal because she was too she thought she like lacked the confidence and was too nervous to be a solo artist so when his band broke up he's like well we'll be a band don't have to be a solo artist you will be a band uh and they started yeah two beats man it's like savage garden sort of thing

32:48.28
gav
right yep and they formed a two-piece band

32:54.11
gav
There you go.

32:54.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

32:55.35
gav
Savagest of gardens.

32:56.39
Chibbs
Yeah. ah In 2002, Fredrickson, the singer, was diagnosed with a brain tumour.

33:03.82
gav
Bummer.

33:04.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:04.66
Mad Dog
That's sad.

33:05.38
Chibbs
ah She went blind in one eye, had hearing loss, limited mobility, which stopped Roxette touring for nearly a decade.

33:10.05
Bevo
there

33:14.86
Chibbs
um They did play again after that, but that's wild. Like, that's just 1990 to 2002. um Still going. And then, but then she carked it. She died in 2019 or something.

33:28.24
Chibbs
So um he replaced her with someone else.

33:29.22
gav
Yeah.

33:31.95
Chibbs
And they still tour.

33:32.92
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

33:33.38
gav
ah

33:34.36
Chibbs
Yeah. It's like a Euro, 2004 Euro Song Contest um contestant from Sweden is the vocalist for Roxette now.

33:42.76
Bevo
Yeah, okay.

33:44.20
gav
Oh, right. Yeah.

33:45.40
Chibbs
i So I was confused by this because I'm like, Roxette are playing fucking Wynn Entertainment Center soon.

33:51.91
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, my set list is from like July.

33:55.13
Chibbs
Yeah, right. Okay. Or they just did. And I'm like, wait, she's dead. Like, this a bird?

33:59.92
gav
yeah You can imagine my confusion thinking Roxette was the one person.

34:03.53
Bevo
Just career. just a career

34:06.14
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

34:07.92
gav
Actually, that's funny because the Roxette Wikipedia says years active 1986 to 2019 and then again from 2024 to present.

34:07.68
Chibbs
um

34:16.38
gav
So it'd be like zombie Roxette.

34:16.51
Chibbs
Yeah, there you go.

34:16.83
Bevo
Yeah. It's

34:18.12
Chibbs
right. Yeah.

34:20.36
Bevo
like Queen.

34:21.08
gav
Roxette.

34:22.49
Chibbs
It's produced by Clarence Offwoman. Offwoman.

34:27.35
gav
He's off women.

34:28.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

34:29.46
gav
He's

34:29.57
Chibbs
Who was also the keyboardist of Rockset. ah I think was the producer mainly, but played all the keys and everything on it. He was their producer all the way through, everything.

34:40.69
Chibbs
And he was considered to be like the third member of Rockset, pretty much.

34:45.27
gav
yeah

34:45.10
Chibbs
He was a jazz pianist and whatever. But... Apparently he had a huge influence over the sound. Like it was his vision was this producer of what it would sound like, not Gesell.

35:00.19
Chibbs
And how's this? Per Gesell didn't even record a single instrument on this recording. He just did backing he just did backing vocals.

35:08.13
gav
ah Really? Ha ha ha!

35:10.72
Bevo
Yeah, right.

35:11.49
gav
ah

35:11.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:12.56
Bevo
Hmm.

35:12.35
Chibbs
No guitar, no keys, nothing.

35:14.81
gav
Oh, man.

35:14.65
Chibbs
Just, yeah, all session stuff.

35:16.46
gav
I reckon he ripped their eyeballs out with the royalties, though. I reckon they're all going to Gazzle.

35:20.99
Chibbs
Yeah, probably. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Is there a video? Who did the video for this?

35:26.49
Bevo
I did this one.

35:27.01
gav
Bevo.

35:27.48
Chibbs
Oh, Bevo! Fucking hell, Bevo. You really fucking me here with doing all these videos all the time.

35:31.34
Bevo
Hit it.

35:33.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

35:38.61
gav
What?

35:44.98
gav
Nice.

35:47.12
Chibbs
yeah

35:48.90
Bevo
scenes from pretty woman are projected onto the clothes of Marie, which I'm guessing is not the first time Richard gear has come on someone's dress.

35:59.19
Chibbs
Yeah, he did it in the movie a bunch.

35:59.51
Mad Dog
lovelyly Lovely, lovely.

36:00.22
gav
noise noise

36:01.94
Chibbs
Yeah. Can we just talk quickly about the concept of Pretty Woman and how that was greenlit, like, to be a movie and how it turned into an absolute hit thing?

36:10.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:12.91
Bevo
me

36:13.35
gav
Once again, i refer you i refer you to the cocaine consumption of that era.

36:13.61
Bevo
Massive. Massive.

36:17.28
Chibbs
Yeah. It's like, so they've gone, Richard, hear me out.

36:18.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

36:21.88
Chibbs
I've got the perfect part for you.

36:22.56
Mad Dog
hey

36:23.77
gav
yeah

36:23.66
Mad Dog
Here's the pitch.

36:24.73
Chibbs
you're a ruthless businessman. He's like, oh, I like that. all right. Yeah, I can be a ruthless businessman. It's like, you're lonely. It's like, yeah, yep. Okay. Get the acting chops out.

36:32.37
gav
Lone Wolf? Lone Wolf?

36:32.85
Chibbs
I can i can play.

36:33.25
gav
Okay.

36:33.69
Chibbs
I can play lonely. No worries. Rich gear. I'm rich gear.

36:35.97
Mad Dog
I can play lonely.

36:36.17
Chibbs
I can play whatever you want.

36:36.50
gav
Yeah. Lone Wolf. I don't need nobody.

36:37.66
Chibbs
What are you talking about? Yeah.

36:38.65
Bevo
Pass the cocaine.

36:39.80
Chibbs
Yeah. And it's like, and you like to dabble in ladies of the night. He's like, interesting.

36:45.19
gav
yeah yeah

36:45.60
Chibbs
Okay.

36:46.31
gav
yeah

36:46.32
Chibbs
Yes.

36:46.47
Mad Dog
Nice angle.

36:47.35
gav
Art imitates life.

36:47.19
Chibbs
All right. How many?

36:48.51
gav
Carry on.

36:48.61
Chibbs
he like He's like, how many of these tramps will Richard Gere be ploughing through in the movie?

36:49.27
gav
Fall deeply

36:55.24
Chibbs
and and And then they're like, wow.

36:57.29
gav
in love.

36:58.41
Bevo
And which Swedish fart songs will be included in the stage?

37:00.92
gav
ah

37:02.73
Chibbs
And they're like, oh, Richard, Richard. No, no, sorry. There's one. There's one prostitute. And you you you ah fall in love with her.

37:08.95
Mad Dog
A very special one, Richard.

37:13.16
gav
full deeply in love

37:13.20
Chibbs
and you And you end up spending the rest of your life with this filthy, filthy whore.

37:15.13
Bevo
You spend lots of money on her.

37:23.42
Chibbs
And then then it's like, oh, well, people are going to go for that. They're like, no, they they're going to eat this up.

37:28.43
Bevo
It's Julia Roberts. Ah,

37:29.51
Chibbs
It's Julie Roberts.

37:30.62
gav
Yeah, I was going to say that's it. It's just the white.

37:32.13
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just like, oh, ah ah yeah I'm in. It's, yeah, like.

37:38.02
gav
Lame dog.

37:39.27
Chibbs
Yeah.

37:42.14
Mad Dog
Where do I sign? Yeah.

37:43.52
Chibbs
it's

37:43.94
Bevo
you know the funny thing was I wrote that music video summary and then I just typed in Richard Gere controversy to see if he was a bit of a sex pest and he's absolutely not.

37:44.11
Chibbs
like

37:50.42
Chibbs
yeah

37:52.42
Bevo
He's pretty clean.

37:52.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

37:52.57
gav
Oh, really?

37:52.87
Chibbs
Nah, no, no.

37:53.56
gav
Yeah.

37:54.13
Chibbs
Apparently he got out of Scientology and they fucking spread all those gerbil up his ass rumours and all that sort of shit.

38:01.67
Bevo
Oh, I didn't hear that. Are

38:03.07
Mad Dog
Isn't he a renowned Buddhist?

38:05.09
Chibbs
I think he is now.

38:06.80
Bevo
we just making stuff up about him now?

38:06.89
Chibbs
yeah I don't know.

38:08.69
gav
ah

38:08.82
Mad Dog
No, I'm pretty pretty sure he's Buddhist.

38:11.20
gav
I think he puts gerbils inside Buddhists or something.

38:11.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:11.26
Chibbs
yeah

38:13.92
Chibbs
ah but Something like that.

38:15.13
Bevo
I think he's working on Pretty Woman 2 right now.

38:19.05
gav
Is this a...

38:19.06
Chibbs
Jesus.

38:19.49
gav
Okay, hang on. You can't say that after we've all made these jokes. Okay, that one's a joke, right?

38:22.81
Bevo
but I made that up. Yeah.

38:25.20
gav
ah Okay, good.

38:25.13
Chibbs
Ah, good.

38:25.96
gav
Oh, yeah.

38:25.77
Chibbs
Okay, there you go.

38:26.13
Bevo
I've got a YouTube comment here that I want to read.

38:28.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

38:28.46
Bevo
From at Alex Crowther 2341 three days ago. Who's here watching old porno? Salute emoji.

38:36.34
Chibbs
Ah, cool. It's all right.

38:39.79
Bevo
That's all I got.

38:39.85
gav
That's pretty great. I like that one.

38:42.58
Bevo
um Oh, yep. At arsehole111 three days ago.

38:47.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

38:48.25
Bevo
Thank you, but I'm good with that.

38:48.37
Chibbs
so

38:49.65
Bevo
No need for it.

38:52.06
Chibbs
ah okay

38:54.90
Chibbs
Amazing.

38:56.36
gav
Oh my God.

38:56.65
Bevo
ah Here's one from, ah these are all three days ago.

38:57.92
gav
I like.

38:59.21
Bevo
User Shinoosh, three days ago. Mast of been love. I remember this singer before. She's sick and got the dangerous Tomor in she's head.

39:11.27
Bevo
Maybe in this type of rock have a different style and for Sweden was different.

39:15.80
gav
oh Jesus Christ.

39:18.28
Chibbs
Fuck, do they ever did they have a brain tumour?

39:18.59
gav
I like this.

39:21.52
Mad Dog
Oh my God.

39:24.48
gav
ah I'd love it if that was actually written by Marie fucking, and she's just like deep, deep in the stages of her brain tumor. She's just glitching. yeah

39:34.89
Chibbs
Writing comments on her own videos.

39:36.74
Bevo
and

39:36.80
gav
I knew her before brain tumor. Yeah.

39:41.39
gav
Yes, you did, Marie.

39:43.02
Chibbs
Yes, you did.

39:44.57
gav
I've got a comment here um from MRMIN5QY, so definitely not a bot.

39:44.60
Mad Dog
oh

39:50.60
gav
This song penetrates deep into the soul. It was written by the gods.

39:57.00
Chibbs
The gods.

39:57.56
Bevo
Not really. Here's one from at time traveler. Are we there yet? Three, seven, four, five, six days ago. Where the hell have I been? I didn't know she sang this.

40:07.61
gav
Ha ha ha!

40:12.67
Chibbs
Oh, that's fucking great.

40:13.57
gav
Where the hell have I been?

40:14.88
Mad Dog
Where have I been?

40:17.27
Chibbs
well

40:19.21
gav
oh I want to make...

40:19.69
Chibbs
It's like someone like someone's played a trick on him.

40:22.58
gav
I'm going to make a YouTube account, just copy that comment and paste it on every fucking video ever made.

40:26.53
Chibbs
In everything. Every video. Every video you ever go on.

40:30.44
gav
Every single video.

40:32.98
Bevo
I can just read.

40:33.03
gav
he

40:32.94
Mad Dog
Where the hell have I been for the last 35 years?

40:33.02
Chibbs
Where the hell have I been?

40:34.54
gav
Where the hell have I been?

40:36.74
Bevo
And I just, well, he said he's time traveler. I put in the chat that YouTube now has like AI summaries of the comments, but it's not on my desktop for some reason, but I'd love to hear the ones that are like, I found one more.

40:44.46
Chibbs
Oh, great. Okay. All

40:49.13
Bevo
Hang on.

40:51.95
Bevo
Nevermind. It's all good.

40:53.52
gav
did you want Wait, do you do you want the ones that you sent us or do you want the ones that...

40:53.69
Bevo
Nevermind.

40:53.51
Chibbs
right, you gotta...

40:54.13
Bevo
Yep. okay Yeah, do that. Cause I don't have them here, but yeah.

40:59.25
gav
Okay, the ones that you sent us, YouTube's summary of the comment instead of the comment itself is people's enduring love for a song. Roxette fans still listening. People still listening.

41:11.40
gav
Viewers watch times. Timeless classic.

41:13.86
Bevo
but Like, viewers watch times is, anyone watching in 2017?

41:15.45
Chibbs
Yeah.

41:17.22
Mad Dog
yeah yeah

41:17.22
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking hell.

41:17.87
gav
Yeah, true.

41:18.71
Bevo
And people still listening is, who is listening to this in April 2020? Yeah,

41:21.27
Chibbs
What a useless feature of fucking YouTube is that.

41:24.99
Bevo
yeah

41:25.17
gav
Yeah, that's pretty bad.

41:25.60
Chibbs
Do you do you have a is there a set list?

41:28.17
Bevo
yeah so

41:29.62
gav
From July, right?

41:29.50
Chibbs
Ooh.

41:35.20
Chibbs
right.

41:36.00
Bevo
ah

41:35.96
Mad Dog
the ultimate yeah

41:37.40
Bevo
27th of July, 2025 in Brottett, Halmstad, Sweden.

41:37.36
Chibbs
Hmm.

41:42.14
Chibbs
Yep.

41:42.48
Bevo
Rock set in concert 2025 tour.

41:42.55
gav
She didn't.

41:46.41
Chibbs
Okay.

41:46.84
Bevo
It's a 20 song set list, 16 songs in the main set and four in the encore. Where would you play? It must have been love.

41:56.27
Chibbs
Second lost.

41:56.77
Bevo
Keeping in mind that we no longer have Marie with us.

42:00.57
Chibbs
Second lost.

42:03.15
Mad Dog
I was actually going to second last as well.

42:04.75
gav
End of the... I'm going end of the first set. I'm going 16. Did you say 16 songs in the first line?

42:10.48
Bevo
You correct it.

42:11.34
gav
Yeah, 16.

42:12.95
Bevo
ah 13th.

42:15.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

42:15.92
Chibbs
Fuck.

42:16.25
Bevo
Towards the end.

42:16.24
Chibbs
good so real It's a real go and fuck yourself from Roxette, isn't it?

42:17.65
Mad Dog
Buried.

42:20.12
gav
Yeah, yeah.

42:20.78
Bevo
and It's the

42:21.25
gav
what ah What an insult to her memory.

42:21.25
Mad Dog
There.

42:21.91
Bevo
dedicated to Marie Fredrickson. So specifically, this one's for Marie.

42:25.64
Chibbs
Oh, that's nice.

42:27.50
gav
Yeah, well, buried it in the set like she's buried in the ground, eh?

42:30.16
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

42:30.72
Chibbs
Buried at sea like Bin Laden.

42:31.25
Bevo
Two of the...

42:32.00
Chibbs
Yeah. bin la

42:33.79
Mad Dog
Like Bin Laden, just slide her out into the Indian Ocean.

42:35.46
gav
hu

42:36.98
Bevo
I recognize, I recognize, listen to your heart.

42:37.30
gav
oh

42:39.62
Bevo
You know that one? Listen to your heart.

42:40.97
gav
have yeah

42:42.15
Bevo
And then the look.

42:41.99
Mad Dog
ah yeah.

42:43.27
Bevo
They're in the encore. Yeah.

42:44.19
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

42:44.69
Bevo
Yeah.

42:44.48
Chibbs
Fuck, yeah. The look is it that the look is the shit.

42:45.24
Mad Dog
Good song. great song.

42:46.90
Bevo
there in the uncle

42:46.96
Chibbs
That's one.

42:47.48
Mad Dog
Yeah,

42:47.85
Bevo
yeah

42:48.22
gav
oh shit is that roxette where have i been

42:48.17
Chibbs
yeah can yeah

42:50.58
Bevo
yeah

42:50.85
Mad Dog
man.

42:51.42
Chibbs
yeah

42:53.19
Mad Dog
Where have been? ah

42:54.69
Bevo
perfect

42:55.35
Mad Dog
where have i been

42:59.05
Chibbs
It was the number one hit on the US Billboard Hot 100 in June 1990 as being part of the Pretty Woman soundtrack, which sold over 9 million copies.

43:08.51
gav
Fuck.

43:08.48
Chibbs
The soundtrack did. Yeah.

43:10.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:10.10
Chibbs
It was top 10 in more than 20 countries, including in the yeah UK, number three, Sweden, number one, Australia, number three. It remains Roxette's biggest hit worldwide. And Roxette is Sweden's second best-selling music act after ABBA.

43:25.28
Chibbs
They sold between 75...

43:25.55
gav
oh I was going to say, hang on, can I guess the first?

43:28.22
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

43:28.52
gav
Wow.

43:28.66
Mad Dog
yeah

43:30.11
Chibbs
They sold between 75 and 80 million records worldwide.

43:34.17
Bevo
yeah

43:34.35
gav
Wow.

43:34.14
Mad Dog
like

43:34.92
Bevo
i I thought so. There's a Red Hot Chili Peppers song on Pretty Woman's soundtrack as well. Yeah, and it's like an exclusive for that soundtrack. Show Me Your Soul.

43:44.85
gav
Interesting.

43:44.94
Chibbs
i don't know that.

43:45.74
Bevo
and um ah King of Wishful Thinking.

43:46.19
Chibbs
don't know that one. and I know...

43:49.25
Bevo
Remember that one?

43:49.36
gav
Show me your...

43:49.84
Chibbs
Oh, fuck.

43:50.17
Bevo
That's a banger.

43:50.22
Chibbs
King of Wishful Thinking. Go West.

43:52.39
Bevo
Yeah, great song.

43:52.58
gav
I'm picturing Anthony Kiedis masking the start of that line so he says, show me your hole instead.

43:52.89
Chibbs
what What a song.

44:00.44
Bevo
That would be him.

44:00.86
gav
Show me your soul. Soul.

44:03.09
Bevo
Soul. Soul.

44:04.91
gav
Soul.

44:06.13
Chibbs
Alright, the...