I Believe I Can Fly - R. Kelly

In this episode of 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, the boys take flight—literally and metaphorically—as they dive headfirst into R. Kelly’s delusional gospel-ballad-turned-Olympic-theme, “I Believe I Can Fly.”

From Space Jam nostalgia to the harsh reality of sex crimes, Chibbs, Bevo, and Dan Southern unravel the bizarre lyrics, ridiculous metaphors, and the twisted irony of a convicted criminal writing about purity, freedom, and everlasting arms.

Expect chaotic tangents about flapping mechanics, bird burglaries, and which Matrix movie Neo actually flies in—all while trying to separate one of the world’s most infamous “sex perpetrators” from one of the most overplayed anthems of the ’90s.

It’s one part pop-culture therapy session, one part roast, and entirely unhinged.

🔥 Highlights:

• The Matrix flying debate no one asked for
• NASA deleting R. Kelly from training videos
• “I Believe I Can Die” – the remix nobody wanted
• Space Jam, Sylvester the Cat, and the horny rabbit problem
• R. Kelly’s rise, fall, and long-awaited prison tour

⚖️ Featuring:

Chibbs, Bevo, and Dan Southern

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Transcript

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Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to buy a tracksuit and jump off a really high wall.

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Bevo
Tracksuit.

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Chibbs
ah

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Bevo
this a reference to...

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is there any Is there any sense to that or is it just a funny thing to say?

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Bevo
Sponsored by Red Bull.

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Chibbs
ah done i mean, you could you can take whatever you want from it, really.

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Bevo
Okay.

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Buy a tracksuit?

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
This feels very specific.

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Was it?

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Bevo
Oddly specific.

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Yeah. I fucking hate this song.

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Bevo
this Does the tracksuit have wings?

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Where's Lowe's?

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Bevo
Does the tracksuit have wings?

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Chibbs
No, I don't like one of those flying man suits.

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Bevo
Yeah, like a... Yeah, yeah. Yeah.

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Chibbs
They all die. Every single person that does that sport dies.

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Bevo
Really?

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Flying man.

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Bevo
I've only seen the footage of them flying.

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Chibbs
Yeah, they don't fucking put the one up of them dying.

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They cut it before they die.

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Bevo
but and Not on the regular internet.

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Chibbs
Yeah, just like,

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Bevo
I reckon Gavin's listening back to this like he has so much to contribute to this.

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Chibbs
Speaking of Gavin jerking himself off to people dying on the internet, we are doing i Believe I Can Fly by R. Kelly.

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It's

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like he's in my brain.

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Chibbs
Open door.

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Bevo
I'm so glad that Dan Southern's here for this one.

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I believe can fly.

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Chibbs
Oh, hold on. Yeah. ah hot

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I like that it's just ready to be queued up at any moment. Because I'm pretty sure you said you're running out of space on the board. You're

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Chibbs
but ah Yeah, I have enough to put the song drop in. and

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like, that one stays.

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Chibbs
That one said, well, you never know.

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Mimic Minute has to stay.

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Chibbs
you never know when Mimic Minute is.

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Bevo
but Fucking you're right. It's got prime place. Prime possum.

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Chibbs
It's actually second on the board.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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That's, is that John Cook?

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Bevo
And, um yeah, um the psycho strings make a cameo every now and again, like a like a good character in a sitcom.

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Chibbs
ah Second on the board. That's Jungkook. Yeah. Seven days.

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Yeah. And our Ricky Stewart's in there. He's got to be in there.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
isn't

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Chibbs
there

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Bevo
Save it.

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Chibbs
All the classics.

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Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
All the classics.

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Bevo
We need, we need little John going, yeah.

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Chibbs
Oh, no. See, this is where you run out of the room is the issue because you don't have a, oh, what? Yeah, because they they always work so well.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah. ah we we We actually really could used them for this song.

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Bevo
We just need, let's, let's delegate mad dog to having the buttons. Send him a button.

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Chibbs
ah said Just send him the buttons.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Now, I'm trying to think. We've done like 560-something episodes. ah Who is the biggest sex criminal we've ever done on the podcast?

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Bevo
Chris Brown.

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right

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Chibbs
He was more of DV type.

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Is he a sex criminal? Yeah, he's mad DB.

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Bevo
Oh, yeah, okay. Sex criminal, okay.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Michael Jackson, surely we've done a Michael Jackson song, right?

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Chibbs
yeah Oh, yeah, okay. All right. Yep. Yep. All right.

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Bevo
Good.

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Chibbs
um And I'll just play the outro and we can go now.

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I don't think I've done a Michael Jackson song on

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See you later.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, we have done Michael Jackson.

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This has been a thousand and one sex perpetrators.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Allegations.

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Chibbs
ah Sex crimes.

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thousand one dirty sex crimes.

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Chibbs
Sex crimes. Sex crimes. We get out of run out of songs in the next five years. We hit 1001. We know now want to tee up for the next decade.

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Yeah, 1001 songs that make you want to die by sex perpetrators.

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Bevo
Sex pests.

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Sex pest.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Daryl Summers. Yeah.

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A sex perpetrator is just anyone that has sex, isn't it?

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Bevo
Yeah, it's true. Anyone with a penis, really.

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Well, I'm a sex perpetrator.

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Chibbs
Just never been charged.

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Yeah, perpetrate so much sex.

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Bevo
hey Hey, honey, would you like to perpetrate some sex?

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Chibbs
First one.

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Chibbs
For some reason, it sounds like you're selling it as well.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
don't Yeah. yeah

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anaconda cock dick
Man, I'd like to perpetrate some sex to that person over there.

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Chibbs
ah

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They're attractive. That person's attractive. I wish I could perpetrate some sex on them.

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Bevo
Just fucking, mmm, mmm, she's attractive.

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Chibbs
This is good TikTok content.

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Chibbs
let me Let's see if we can get our account banned like Bevo's got banned this week.

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Bevo
Sorry, sorry, I couldn't, I couldn't help but notice you're very attractive.

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anaconda cock dick
You're not going to follow that up with the perpetrate line?

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Chibbs
That's just a perpetrator doesn't doesn't say what they're doing.

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Bevo
No, it's implied. Yeah.

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Chibbs
A true perpetrator.

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They just perpetrate.

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Chibbs
but

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that ah but say They

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Cat burglar doesn't run around being like, cat burglar, cat burglar, cat burglar.

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Can't be...

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Chibbs
You'd hear him. It defeats the purpose of the cat burglar.

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cat burgle catpongle oh that's good

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Chibbs
It's like, I think there's a fucking cat or burglar in my house.

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Bevo
Imagine if there was like a dog burglar it was just seems rough and fucking clumsy.

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Chibbs
Like fucking bull, bull burglar. Just charges through your fucking house. Ah! Grabbing shit but knocking knocking bookshelves over and...

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Bevo
like Imagine the whole spread where you've got a bird burglar which takes all the blue things out of your ass.

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Chibbs
yeah

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anaconda cock dick
steals all your seed

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Chibbs
Bower burglar.

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anaconda cock dick
All my seed is gone! Bird burglar!

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Bevo
Oh, my mirror, my cuttlefish bone.

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Chibbs
This one's knocked itself out on the window.

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Bevo
My salt lake.

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Chibbs
I think it's stunned. Quick, get a towel and put it outside.

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anaconda cock dick
ah no, all my horseshoes are gone! Horse burglar!

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Bevo
my son lake

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My horseshoes and my salt lick. Wait, where's the hay?

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Horse burglar! Damn you, horse burglar.

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Chibbs
a

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That's really good.

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Bevo
Honey, have you seen my blinders?

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Chibbs
Oh, fucking hell. This is I Believe I Can Fly by R. Kelly. First one.

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Chibbs
I used to think that I could not go on and life was nothing but an awful song. But now I know the meaning of true love. I'm leaning on the everlasting arms.

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o

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Bevo
what's um What's the awful song you reckon R.

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Yeah.

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Bevo
Kelly thinks that life is?

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Chibbs
um Real talk by R. Kelly.

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Bevo
you reckon, like, just imagine a montage of someone going, like, just imagining their life and the the music going over it is, see trees are green.

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I

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don't...

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Bevo
But then R. Kelly's version is, Bing, bing.

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Chibbs
I think it'd be Man... and

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Bevo
up up but pepper for a pepper being

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Chibbs
Bang, bang.

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Bevo
b

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Chibbs
It'd be Manchild by s Sabrina Carpenter.

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Bevo
Oh, yeah. No, I think that one's a good, awful song.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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It was worse songs than that.

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Chibbs
That's one of the worst songs ever. Awful song.

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Bevo
Yeah, well, statistically, it's chicken fried for us, isn't it?

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um

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Chibbs
Yeah. Oh,

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Bevo
Something like that.

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anaconda cock dick
Is that, the yeah um yeah, my son asked me the other day, he thinks every song we do on here we hate. And so when I mention a song that we're doing, he's like, why are you trying to make fun of that song?

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Bevo
Yeah, doesn't listen.

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Chibbs
yeah.

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Bevo
yeah

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And I'm like, and we we make fun of every song fairly, like ah pretty pretty consistently.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
And we we discuss

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Chibbs
Yeah, my kids did the same thing.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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But that yeah, we rate it at the end.

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Chibbs
Just, why'd you do that?

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Bevo
If we did real bad songs, no one would listen.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Bevo
Here's here's this one by the local band that plays down the pub.

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Oh, we should go on a local band month.

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Chibbs
Oh, fuck that. I'm not wasting a whole goddamn time on local bands.

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No, and just smash them, though.

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Bevo
That'll show them.

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Fuck them.

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Chibbs
That'll learn them.

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Fuck them.

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Chibbs
Yeah, you're already not popular.

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Yeah. um Anyway, so...

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Chibbs
um This is funny because he's basically just like, I'm going to kill myself. Like, that's the first first two lines of this song.

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Bevo
Yeah. And spoiler alert, it's like, I used to think that I could not go on until I started believing that I had the power of flight.

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Chibbs
It's just like...

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Chibbs
Yeah!

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
ah Crazy person.

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Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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He's like, ah I can't get through another day. There's no hope left for me.

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Chibbs
They really wasted this song, they used this song way too early because it would have been the perfect song for the Matrix.

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Oh, well, Matrix 3.

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Bevo
the

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
The Wright brothers movie.

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It's pretty... Isn't it Matrix 3 that he flies?

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Chibbs
Nah, doesn't he fly at the end of the very first one?

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No. I'm pretty sure it's that Matrix 3 he flies, but maybe it's Matrix 2, the end of 2 that he flies.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Bevo
What's um is it?

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Chibbs
No, there isn't the phone.

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Bevo
It's matrix matrix reloaded. Is that too?

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I'm pretty sure two.

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Chibbs
The very last scene of the Matrix, mark my words, you've got Rage Against the Machine, Know Your Enemy starts playing, isn't it?

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right, let's go on record as...

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
oh

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Bevo
I don't even think I saw the second one.

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Chibbs
and then And then what's the one that sounds like Kashmir?

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Bevo
What the P diddy one.

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These are all made up words.

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Chibbs
It's a Rage Against the Machine song that sounds like that.

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Bevo
Oh, oh yeah.

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Chibbs
And then it goes, meow, meow, meow, meow.

00:10:23.63
Bevo
Yeah. and in it and and

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Chibbs
Go get it now. Yeah.

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Bevo
Oh, yeah.

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Chibbs
And he goes, boom, and he flies up into the camera. And that's It it goes to credits.

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at the end of one.

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Bevo
Is it calm like a bomb or something like that?

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Chibbs
Yeah, the end of one.

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I'm pretty sure it's the end of two.

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Bevo
it calm like a bomb?

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um Okay.

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Bevo
Anyway, we're getting sidetracked. Let's do it flying.

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Everyone slide into, hit us up in the comments, everyone. Let's, let's actually just have a i ah quick debate on this very quick. Does Neo fly at the end of matrix one or matrix two or matrix three?

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Bevo
Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions.

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I say,

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Bevo
Is that right?

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Yeah. um Matrix, Matrix Reloaded, Matrix Revolutions. I reckon Neo flies at the end of Matrix 2. Chibsie reckons Neo flies at the end of Matrix 1.

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Chibbs
It's the first one.

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What do you think?

00:11:10.32
Bevo
There's also Animatrix. you remember that one?

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What do you think though, Bev, about the three movies?

00:11:14.23
Bevo
i I reckon I don't even remember seeing the first Matrix, to be honest.

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All right.

00:11:18.06
Bevo
Yeah.

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And the answer is, let us know in the comments.

00:11:21.44
Bevo
Yeah.

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Because we don't know and we have no way of finding out.

00:11:22.70
Bevo
Anyway, back to flight, back to, back to flight, back to aviation.

00:11:24.18
Chibbs
I do know.

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Chibbs
ah

00:11:28.54
Bevo
We love talking about birds in this podcast.

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Chibbs
But now I know the meaning of true love. I'm leaning on um the everlasting arms. So what what makes his arms everlasting?

00:11:38.94
Bevo
It's got some kind of chair.

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Chibbs
This means if he was to die and is is his ah entire body was decomposing, his arms would stay as they are.

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the

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Bevo
imagine.

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graite

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but teeth So you think his arms are the everlasting arms?

00:11:50.51
Bevo
No, he's leaning on them.

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Chibbs
Yes. Yes.

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He's leaning on someone else's arms that are everlasting. That's what I've always thought. So there he's like oh like, I'm weak.

00:11:56.49
Chibbs
Oh, so someone else's arms will last for forever.

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I need to go to those everlasting arms for for foundation to hold myself up.

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Bevo
I'm weak, but I need to be weak for the next million years.

00:12:07.36
Chibbs
see, I thought he was doing some sort of like a push-up sort of thing where you would be leaning on your arms.

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It's everlasting.

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Bevo
yeah.

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What's everlasting though?

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Like,

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Chibbs
It never, it's, it's never, never ended.

00:12:19.06
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uh, we're back to the eternity debate. and the The beverage is going to very quickly say those, those arms are going to fall into a crevice,

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Bevo
e

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Chibbs
This is, yeah.

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Bevo
I won't go there. We've done it. We've covered that ground.

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Chibbs
At some point, your arms are going to be in a crevice.

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Bevo
yeah

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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but would they fuck eight octopuses?

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Chibbs
And they will fuck an octopus.

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Yeah.

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Bevo
Maybe 10. not even maybe.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

00:12:36.96
Bevo
Certainly 10.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Yeah, but leaning on an arm is a weird thing, though.

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Chibbs
The pre-chorus... Are

00:12:45.26
Bevo
Nah.

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Chibbs
ah you trying to give him a dead arm?

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Like, would lean on wall. Yeah, that's weird thing. Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah. How you lean into arms?

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yeah that's that's a weird thing

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Chibbs
Like, do they have them outstretched and, like, he's just, like, they've got to keep their arms completely steady in an outward position so he can lean against them.

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Pre-chorus goes, if I can see it, then I can do it. If I just believe it, there's nothing to it. Yeah.

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00:16:45.81
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00:16:51.04
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00:17:12.65
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00:18:09.26
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00:18:18.92
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00:18:20.89
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There's got to be an X-Men. There's got be an X-Men that's got that power. Sorry, carry on.

00:18:26.55
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00:19:05.28
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The chorus goes, i believe I can fly. i believe I can touch the sky. i think about it every night and day. Spread my wings and fly away. i believe I can soar.

00:19:17.30
Chibbs
I see me running through that open door. I believe I can fly. i believe I can fly. ah believe I can fly. Yeah.

00:19:27.01
Bevo
I'm glad they wrote the woos because they're pretty distractingly bad. The woos.

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00:19:46.51
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00:20:25.77
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00:20:45.66
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i don't think he, I don't think there's anything there to touch. I'm not like a space person.

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where Where does the sky start?

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00:21:08.03
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Yeah, yeah. This is like when ah that time that said was flying at 15,000 or something. Yeah. definitely touched in the fucking at that point.

00:21:15.30
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00:21:16.22
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00:21:20.50
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00:21:23.01
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00:21:22.95
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00:21:23.79
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00:21:24.06
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00:21:36.99
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00:21:42.15
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It's intangible. um i I enjoy the fact that he thinks about it every night and day, like him just like flapping, just getting off the ground. What do you think?

00:21:53.51
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00:21:54.77
Bevo
ah, ah, ah. Do you want to do another take of this this track? And he's like just off into space thinking about flapping away. Yeah.

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00:22:03.16
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It would be funny if the flying, it's not Superman style flying. It's, it is like flapping.

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00:22:08.28
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flapping like a pelican trying to get off the ground.

00:22:08.89
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00:22:18.29
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00:22:25.11
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00:22:32.83
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00:23:00.39
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it's so It's crazy, though, that they like how bold they are about cars. They're like, yeah wait a minute, and you're getting closer and closer. than Plenty of time, plenty time. And then they miss somehow. Nice. Yeah.

00:23:10.59
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00:23:11.69
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00:23:12.77
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Kelly effect.

00:23:13.76
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00:23:13.73
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00:23:16.05
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00:23:22.31
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I believe I can fly. I'll just do that and get out of here. um So Naomi brought up a point about this that I think we need to dive into. So he he believes he can fly.

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touched sky. He thinks about it every night and day. Yeah. Right? So when he when he says, spread my wings and fly away.

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When he's flying away, is he still thinking about that he can that he believes he can fly? Even when he's flying, is he thinking about that he believes he can fly?

00:24:01.77
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so he's already he's mid-air and he's going oh man reckon i can fly or i can i i can i'd be able to fly

00:24:02.16
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00:24:05.25
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00:24:07.19
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00:24:17.93
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00:24:20.90
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00:24:22.45
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00:24:26.71
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Old R Kelly here. Old R Flappy Kelly.

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00:24:30.28
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00:24:36.47
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00:24:38.30
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00:24:41.88
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00:24:46.62
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00:24:47.89
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00:24:49.26
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00:24:50.18
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I also think, I mean, we'll probably get into this, but I've watched, like, the R. Kelly documentaries. I'm almost convinced he's mentally retarded.

00:25:00.71
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00:25:02.11
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00:25:06.92
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I'm almost convinced that he is 100% mentally retarded. Like, or of just so, like, a um just, like, super low IQ.

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00:25:21.63
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00:25:22.64
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I don't know enough about him.

00:25:23.00
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00:25:23.99
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I'm excited to find out what R stands for. Hmm.

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00:25:33.60
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00:25:33.76
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00:25:39.66
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Verse 2. See, i was on the verge of breaking down. Sometimes silence can seem so loud. There are miracles in life I must achieve.

00:26:06.39
Chibbs
But first I know it starts inside of me. Ho-oh!

00:26:11.39
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hmm hoho hoho is a pokemon

00:26:14.20
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Is it? so

00:26:15.19
Bevo
Yep. Bird type. Actually, it's a bird type.

00:26:16.68
Chibbs
Is that the one with its... Is Is it?

00:26:19.68
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:26:20.37
Chibbs
That's not the one with its cans out.

00:26:22.98
Bevo
Nah, nah, nah. There's plenty of them, but it's not, it's that. um

00:26:31.12
Bevo
It's, yeah, it's once again, it's funny that like, it's almost like, it's like, imagine if the chorus instead of I believe I can fly is like, I believe I can win the lotto. like ah I can believe I've got this money coming to me.

00:26:44.19
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

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00:26:45.71
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I'm going to take it easy because I'm coming into a lot of money.

00:26:49.05
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00:26:49.21
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yeah yeah spread my spread my money and fly away into more riches yeah

00:26:53.89
Bevo
Spend my money. yeah yeah And he's like, is but he's he's putting all his money, or all his like, he's hedging on this this win. Yeah.

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00:27:04.60
Chibbs
The thing is, the wind is i can fly. They go, okay, great, R. Kelly.

00:27:08.46
Bevo
yeah

00:27:08.43
Chibbs
um How are we going to profit from all this flight? Like, you can't carry anyone anywhere.

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00:27:14.17
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You can't really... You're very ineffective as far as cargo goes.

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00:27:18.47
Chibbs
So, sorry, how? Like, you are is it a sideshow thing that people pay money and once you fly around a tent?

00:27:25.51
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Yeah.

00:27:25.40
Chibbs
You can't do it outside because people see it for free.

00:27:27.74
Bevo
Yeah.

00:27:27.90
Chibbs
So, explain to me... Ah, Kelly. Now you can fly... now what what are we doing you still gotta go to work you're gonna have to go to work but you can fly in your spare time like what what what's so fucking good about it

00:27:35.06
Bevo
yeah Yeah.

00:27:39.06
Bevo
And yeah, he's flying away. So where are you off to next? Like it's the same shit somewhere else, isn't it?

00:27:44.73
Chibbs
Also, it's like I can't fly to London because I'll die.

00:27:48.62
Bevo
Yeah, are you flying to the top of a mountain range?

00:27:48.90
Chibbs
Like, I'm going to fly for 24 hours straight.

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00:27:53.29
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And that's if I'm going as fast as a Boeing 747, which I won't be.

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00:27:57.54
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00:27:57.83
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yeah ah Yeah. I can fly. i can't fly efficient enough to cross the the globe to another country.

00:28:01.00
Chibbs
I'd explode.

00:28:04.12
Bevo
Yeah, it's very exhausting, which is why, as we said before, really, like, I flew out of the way of this passing car on the road.

00:28:06.55
Chibbs
Yeah, it's like I yeah flew from, you know, like North Wollongong to Wanoona. Yeah.

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Yeah, I was fucked. Yeah.

00:28:17.04
Chibbs
ah yeah it's just like so i believe I can fire so yeah you did get a bit of lift then yep saw that

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00:28:22.77
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00:28:24.11
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I had to get a hotel in Winoona because like I was fucked.

00:28:29.44
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a big recovery after that.

00:28:29.66
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I couldn't fly home after that.

00:28:31.22
Chibbs
I dehydrated like I had to go get a drip put in and i was absolutely fucked totally yeah

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Yeah. Yeah. It would cost you about $18 in an Uber. I can fly it, but I was wrecked afterwards. So it's like catch 22. Yeah.

00:28:45.02
Chibbs
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yeah um

00:28:46.53
Chibbs
So it's the thing. like People don't think, like they' like oh, what what power do you want? Flight. so Great. Okay.

00:28:52.61
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Yeah. Have you thought about how much...

00:28:53.17
Chibbs
How fast you reckon you can fly? You didn't specify how fast you can fly.

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Have you thought about the...

00:28:58.21
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How much energy have you got for the process of flying?

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00:29:02.09
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It's going to take a lot out of you. Are you sure you want that? Are sure you want flight?

00:29:06.11
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00:29:08.99
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but you

00:29:09.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:29:10.44
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You can sprint. It's like, yeah, I can sprint. Cool. Sprint to Sydney. It's like, you can't, kenya you can you?

00:29:19.37
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00:29:19.77
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You can sprint to the end of your street. Maybe.

00:29:22.21
Chibbs
Fuck, that would be hilarious if that was the wish that came true.

00:29:22.73
Bevo
yeah

00:29:26.73
Chibbs
want to be able to fly. No worries, you can fly. And it's as far as you can sprint.

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00:29:31.65
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Like, it's just like, how fit are you at a full fucking sprint? How far can you go before you stop?

00:29:38.58
Bevo
Yeah.

00:29:38.67
Chibbs
And it's like, that's how far you can fly. It's like, oh, like 30 metres.

00:29:41.45
Bevo
as as As I said, it's just to get away from, if you're getting some carry on from the road, you can get out of the way of a car at the last second.

00:29:45.22
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00:29:49.31
Bevo
That's about all you're good for.

00:29:49.43
Chibbs
So if when R. Kelly's just trying to picket roadkill on fucking Bolong Road, he'll

00:29:52.54
Bevo
Yeah. like Land on a lamppost. Yeah.

00:29:58.77
Chibbs
be able to get out of the way.

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I like the idea that it's a sideshow thing. It's like, step right up, step right up. See the amazing, the incredible r Kelly, that that singer guy. And he can fly. He can sing. You know him from the songs, but he can fly also.

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That's what's happening at the moment.

00:30:16.84
Bevo
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00:30:17.17
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He's not going to sing though.

00:30:17.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:30:18.24
Bevo
And don't get too confused.

00:30:18.47
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He's easier here to fly.

00:30:18.56
Chibbs
this

00:30:19.44
Bevo
Don't get too excited.

00:30:19.30
Chibbs
yeah

00:30:20.60
Bevo
It's just, it's, it's hard.

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00:30:22.06
Chibbs
you also you only have a You only have like a marquee, like an 80-person marquee because you've got to put it up and put it down and move it to town to town.

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00:30:31.75
Bevo
It's like, it's like the bird show at wet and wild or something like that.

00:30:31.53
Chibbs
So this flight within it, this flight within it, yeah, it's a bird sanctuary at the at the zoo.

00:30:38.33
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And then at the front it says...

00:30:38.37
Chibbs
it's just It's him on a post. He sits there most of the time. You're like, are you going to go?

00:30:43.33
Bevo
So it comes out with a big glove on.

00:30:44.50
Chibbs
like, yeah, well, sometimes he flies.

00:30:46.95
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00:30:47.96
Chibbs
How did he get up there, though? He must have flown. Yeah.

00:30:50.41
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Well, if he can't fly, then how did he get up there? So, yeah. Yeah.

00:30:53.63
Chibbs
So you don't get your money back.

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And they have a ladder. They have a sneaky ladder, but they lean into it.

00:31:01.47
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If he's tired.

00:31:04.36
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And it's like the sign at the front says, um come and see the amazing R. Kelly. And then in brackets, he will not be singing. We have booked him strictly to fly.

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That's what your ticket gets you, just to be clear.

00:31:21.03
Bevo
you reckon he has feathers as well? He must.

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00:31:24.36
Bevo
Yeah, he's preening himself all the time.

00:31:24.75
Chibbs
Yes!

00:31:29.54
Chibbs
It's covered in dust mites.

00:31:34.06
Chibbs
Filthy fucking bird. Yeah, yeah,

00:31:35.55
Bevo
And he's like trying to attract a female. He's doing the dance.

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who

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And doesn't he sing Ignition as well? Is that that...

00:31:45.93
Chibbs
yeah. yeah yeah

00:31:46.84
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Yeah, imagine you see him up on the pole and he's going to fly and they're like, all right, R.

00:31:47.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:31:50.29
Chibbs
hit

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Kelly's going to fly soon, ladies and gentlemen. Get ready for this. And then you see hear someone go like, du do Ignition as well. Ignition!

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He's like, I'm here to fly only.

00:32:03.10
Bevo
The funny thing about Ignition is that it's the remix to Ignition.

00:32:07.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

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00:32:08.21
Bevo
No one's heard the...

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Yeah, well, they do say that, but I didn't know that was...

00:32:09.97
Chibbs
Yeah, I don't know what the original is.

00:32:11.78
Bevo
Yeah.

00:32:11.69
Chibbs
The remix is great.

00:32:13.43
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00:32:14.04
Bevo
It's the classic. yeah

00:32:15.35
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:32:15.95
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It's one of the best, like, songs written by a sex pest.

00:32:19.08
Chibbs
By a Sex Offender, for sure. oh Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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top

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Under every song ever by Michael Jackson.

00:32:21.92
Chibbs
Top 15. Top 15 songs done by Offender.

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00:32:29.38
Bevo
I'll add it to my list of...

00:32:31.12
Chibbs
Put that on make that a TikTok clip.

00:32:33.11
Bevo
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00:32:34.76
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and up And then it's just...

00:32:35.64
Bevo
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00:32:38.18
Chibbs
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00:32:42.53
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00:32:45.31
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00:32:45.80
Chibbs
um The bridge, he smashed other chorus out. The bridge goes, hey, because I believe in you. Oh!

00:32:53.99
Chibbs
So he...

00:32:54.46
Bevo
who's you? so who's you

00:32:57.48
Chibbs
Who's you? who does He believes in someone. Does that mean he's going to become them?

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i

00:33:03.55
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Is this what he does? He transforms to another person?

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not

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Well, I think this is a, i just to get into the kind of business world of music, I think this lyric is a little bit like forced in there to be synonymous with like religion.

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Because he says, I'm leaning on the everlasting arm and you think God, like, i mean yeah we didn't think God, we thought, um what did we think of?

00:33:29.52
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00:33:32.17
Chibbs
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00:33:32.57
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But I think the implication is that it's God. um

00:33:37.57
Bevo
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00:33:37.83
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00:33:38.18
Bevo
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00:33:38.67
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And then I believe in you. That could be God as well, right? But it also could be not.

00:33:42.64
Bevo
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00:33:43.62
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So I think this is the the record label going like, um you know, let's let's imply that it's religious, but it's not actually.

00:33:48.42
Bevo
Could be Qantas.

00:33:52.62
Bevo
Yeah, it's it doesn't fit, does it?

00:33:52.50
Chibbs
the implication?

00:33:55.23
Bevo
It's very, yeah.

00:33:55.63
Chibbs
No, doesn't at all.

00:33:56.64
Bevo
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00:33:58.86
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Yeah. but But the everlasting arm doesn't either. That's my point. Like they both don't really line up with this whole thing.

00:34:03.63
Chibbs
Well, that's we know that's there forever. it's everlasting.

00:34:06.71
Bevo
Hmm.

00:34:07.24
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yeah

00:34:07.53
Chibbs
yeah Once he's mentioned the everlasting thing, it's never gone.

00:34:12.40
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yeah yeah just back on the everlasting arm i've got a new vision of it now that it's just an arm and it's like literally just an arm and you can arm wrestle it and it's like that everlasting arm yeah it just it just lays there it just sits there and you can go up and arm wrestle it and just there forever

00:34:22.30
Bevo
Oh, yeah. It's got batteries in it.

00:34:24.58
Chibbs
A disembodied arm.

00:34:26.22
Bevo
Everlast batteries in it.

00:34:32.94
Chibbs
Do i have to read this last chorus?

00:34:34.82
Bevo
Nah, it's the same as before.

00:34:36.30
Chibbs
Yeah, great.

00:34:37.30
Bevo
It's the choir comes in, the key change.

00:34:37.42
Chibbs
um The outro goes, yeah, the outro goes, hmm, fly, fly, fly.

00:34:45.23
Bevo
That's when He's sort of has seen a few flies in the room.

00:34:45.51
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i was about to say, Chibs, can you take this seriously for once in your life?

00:34:50.78
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Hmm...

00:34:53.81
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And then I realized you were.

00:34:57.06
Chibbs
That's actually not him. That was the love club choir that did that.

00:35:00.59
Bevo
Hmm.

00:35:01.44
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ah that actually... Yeah, I thought that was them.

00:35:04.31
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which I think the Love Club was his sex dungeon or something, wasn't it?

00:35:07.49
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Hmm.

00:35:07.89
Chibbs
on and He had a choir.

00:35:12.79
Chibbs
A baseball team. it's Lots of things, yeah.

00:35:17.10
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That sucks that that is like synonymous with him because that's a cool name for something.

00:35:17.58
Chibbs
It was...

00:35:22.12
Chibbs
It is, yeah, it is a shame.

00:35:23.40
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The Love Club could have been so many...

00:35:23.32
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A lot of things are a real shame when it comes to R. Kelly.

00:35:26.49
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There could have been so many good things, the Love Club, but now now you think of a sex pest.

00:35:30.15
Bevo
Moods?

00:35:30.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:32.48
Bevo
Yeah.

00:35:32.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:33.59
Bevo
Moods love club choir.

00:35:33.66
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:35:35.90
Bevo
Like they really like clubs.

00:35:38.92
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They love clubbing, like seals.

00:35:39.29
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00:35:40.69
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00:35:41.21
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00:35:41.82
Bevo
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00:35:43.89
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00:35:52.03
Bevo
ah Yeah.

00:35:52.52
Chibbs
on the 26th of November, 1996.

00:35:53.44
Bevo
Love that one.

00:35:53.84
Chibbs
That is 1,745 days before the towers

00:35:54.68
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00:35:58.19
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it was released on the twenty six of november ninety ninety six that is one thousand seven hundred and forty five days before the towers fell

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00:36:09.14
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Better times.

00:36:09.49
Chibbs
i yeah simpler time. It's written by ah Kelly, a.k.a. Robert Sylvester Kelly.

00:36:19.60
Bevo
Ah, Robbie.

00:36:20.23
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I was going to say to Robert.

00:36:20.20
Chibbs
Were

00:36:21.88
Bevo
Robbie Kelly.

00:36:21.93
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I'm like, nah.

00:36:23.54
Bevo
Robert.

00:36:24.23
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Damn it.

00:36:24.37
Chibbs
you going guess Sylvester?

00:36:26.52
Bevo
Rob Kelly.

00:36:26.87
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Definitely not.

00:36:27.72
Chibbs
It's not R.S.

00:36:28.67
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Robert Sylvester the Cat Kelly.

00:36:29.25
Chibbs
Kelly, is it? Kelly.

00:36:32.78
Bevo
Sly Kelly.

00:36:33.19
Chibbs
yeah I'm pretty sure Sylvester the Cat was a sex pest as well, wasn't he?

00:36:37.04
Bevo
Nah, you're thinking Pepe Le Pew.

00:36:39.16
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00:36:39.57
Chibbs
Ah, the skunk was a sex pest.

00:36:40.86
Bevo
Sylvester, there's a really great Looney Tunes short where Sylvester goes to like AA for eating birds.

00:36:41.23
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He's always...

00:36:45.92
Chibbs
but

00:36:47.15
Bevo
Have you seen that one?

00:36:48.01
Chibbs
Oh, I thought he was drinking problem.

00:36:52.07
Bevo
It's like that. He goes fucking crazy.

00:36:53.25
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah, cool.

00:36:55.42
Bevo
Yeah.

00:36:56.83
Chibbs
He did like eating birds.

00:36:58.44
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So i'm pretty sure Pepe Le Pew was always trying to have sex with ah with with a cat.

00:36:58.46
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Filthy animals.

00:36:59.19
Bevo
BA, it's called Birds Anonymous.

00:37:02.78
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00:37:02.89
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Cat, yeah. Yeah.

00:37:04.25
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Yeah, that's...

00:37:04.61
Chibbs
The skunk was?

00:37:05.54
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What do you call that?

00:37:05.98
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00:37:06.55
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Inter... Species?

00:37:08.07
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Species?

00:37:08.79
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00:37:09.35
Chibbs
Yeah, Gavin and Gavin.

00:37:11.15
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Gav would know before you even finish the question.

00:37:12.31
Chibbs
Gavin, no.

00:37:12.81
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00:37:13.78
Chibbs
Yeah, 100% he would.

00:37:14.07
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Gav would know the answer.

00:37:14.71
Chibbs
Yeah, he would. yeah um It's... ah Okay, so apparently he wrote it after having a dream that he could fly. LAUGHTER

00:37:29.87
Bevo
There's an alternate universe where he's written a song called I Believe My Teeth Will Fall Out or something like that.

00:37:35.17
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I

00:37:35.69
Bevo
I Believe I'm Naked at School.

00:37:38.96
Chibbs
I believe I didn't know there was an exam today.

00:37:39.47
Bevo
LAUGHTER

00:37:43.83
Bevo
I believe I'm running really fast, but I'm not getting anywhere.

00:37:46.44
Chibbs
I believe I'm in a fight, but my punches are really soft.

00:37:55.49
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i hate that

00:37:55.70
Chibbs
Yeah, lucky it was Flight. that It really worked out for him. um It was written specifically for the Space Jam soundtrack. um And ah he also claimed, because it came from a dream, that it was a message from God directly to R. Kelly.

00:38:16.57
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The everlasting arm.

00:38:18.26
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, The Everlasting Hunt. In 2002, he performed at the Winter Olympics. He performed this song at the Winter Olympics.

00:38:26.22
Bevo
Where was that?

00:38:26.93
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Nagano.

00:38:28.41
Bevo
Japan?

00:38:29.39
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Nagano.

00:38:31.22
Chibbs
Really?

00:38:32.39
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That's the only Winter Olympics I know.

00:38:34.53
Chibbs
Wait, was that the one?

00:38:36.36
Bevo
No, it was in Salt Lake City.

00:38:36.50
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I'm going to...

00:38:37.82
Chibbs
I was going to say, it was Salt Lake, wasn't it?

00:38:39.67
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In Nagano.

00:38:39.83
Bevo
yeah

00:38:39.72
Chibbs
but He wouldn't have gone to Japan. I don't think he could leave the country.

00:38:44.28
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00:38:44.48
Bevo
I remember the 1996 Olympics at Atlanta.

00:38:47.83
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Nagano.

00:38:48.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:48.46
Bevo
I remember that well.

00:38:48.51
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Oh, sorry. Yeah, Atlanta.

00:38:48.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:38:49.75
Bevo
That was like the only time I was ever interested in the Olympics.

00:38:53.39
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I get sucked into the Olympics.

00:38:53.25
Chibbs
Yeah, right.

00:38:55.04
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I'm like, oh, how let's see who's good at doing flips into a pool tonight.

00:38:58.82
Chibbs
Well, it's just this competition on and any hour of the day that you can watch someone competing.

00:39:00.52
Bevo
I'll put it on if it's on. ah yeah

00:39:04.20
Chibbs
I'll watch people compete in fucking anything.

00:39:06.47
Bevo
I got really into the mascots. 96 Izzy. ninety six was izzy the ah

00:39:11.76
Chibbs
Is that the one? Did he leave the bomb? Someone tried to blow up the Atlanta Olympics.

00:39:18.13
Bevo
Oh, yeah. Probably him.

00:39:21.17
Chibbs
Is that the bomb mascot?

00:39:21.78
Bevo
The mascot. Yeah, don't know.

00:39:22.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:39:23.88
Bevo
And then we had um in the 2000 Olympics in Sydney, we had Sid, Millie and Ollie. And then um Lizzie was the Paralympics as well.

00:39:29.47
Chibbs
That's right.

00:39:34.35
Chibbs
Cool.

00:39:35.38
Bevo
That's all I remember from the Olympics.

00:39:37.09
Chibbs
That's great.

00:39:37.89
Bevo
Yeah.

00:39:37.90
Chibbs
Have you seen Richard Jewell, the movie Richard Jewell?

00:39:40.94
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00:39:41.61
Bevo
Yep.

00:39:41.55
Chibbs
a Clint Eastwood movie. It's a true story about the security guard that found the bomb at the Atlanta Olympics and fucking cleared the entire space out and no one no one died.

00:39:52.79
Bevo
Wow.

00:39:55.01
Chibbs
And he was a hero for about 12 hours and then journalists just started making up that he was the one that had planned it and it completely ruined his life.

00:40:01.71
Bevo
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00:40:01.80
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Fuck. Did he really though?

00:40:04.44
Bevo
ah

00:40:05.81
Chibbs
No, he didn't. No, he was 100% innocent. He just found it. He was the one that saved everyone.

00:40:09.15
Bevo
Who? Clint Eastwood. Is Clint Eastwood like the actor or just the director?

00:40:12.10
Chibbs
he directed it.

00:40:13.67
Bevo
Yeah, right.

00:40:13.46
Chibbs
He directed it, yeah.

00:40:13.87
Bevo
Interesting.

00:40:14.66
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:40:15.01
Bevo
Interesting.

00:40:15.32
Chibbs
it's kind It's not that old.

00:40:16.63
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It's like, found a bomb.

00:40:16.50
Chibbs
It's only a few years old.

00:40:21.89
Chibbs
It's like, God damn, you're old to be a security guard.

00:40:23.15
Bevo
You feel lucky, bomb?

00:40:24.48
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Yeah. well

00:40:24.73
Chibbs
andise so I think Clint Eastwood's like 90 fucking five years old.

00:40:28.42
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He shoots the bomb with his gun.

00:40:28.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:28.99
Bevo
I'm gonna take care of this bomb.

00:40:33.66
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starts shooting it. Starts punching it.

00:40:37.64
Chibbs
like can

00:40:38.25
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I'm Clint Eastwood, don't you know? yeah

00:40:43.34
Chibbs
um A funny fact about this is that NASA, um so NASA used this song for a bunch of its training videos and had it for ages.

00:40:55.61
Bevo
it

00:40:55.76
Chibbs
But after Art Kelly's all of his troubles, they had to quietly delete quietly delayed all the the videos and get get them get them out of the public they domain.

00:40:58.82
Bevo
Training videos. Yeah, other songs about flying.

00:41:06.83
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:41:07.47
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where they just deleted, they deleted the song, but like, they're like, look, we've put a lot of money into this training program.

00:41:07.50
Chibbs
Let's go into... ah

00:41:14.08
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Like all the stuff leads up to the song and they're like here at NASA, we believe you can fly. And then the song's meant to play, but like, then they just deleted the song.

00:41:24.75
Chibbs
yeah

00:41:27.04
Chibbs
It just freezes. Albatross.

00:41:29.66
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I believe you can

00:41:29.87
Bevo
I'm imagining they've replaced it with like a G6 or something like that.

00:41:30.52
Chibbs
Was that R.

00:41:34.31
Bevo
This is shitty.

00:41:34.38
Chibbs
Kelly?

00:41:35.77
Bevo
Yeah.

00:41:36.48
Chibbs
No.

00:41:38.57
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yeah it's like we believe you can fly i believe like a g6

00:41:49.85
Chibbs
was that r kelly no

00:41:51.17
Bevo
yeah

00:41:51.28
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no no no we believe you can fly like something else other than r kelly forget r kelly who's even talking about r kelly yeah

00:41:52.34
Chibbs
a

00:41:57.95
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:41:58.91
Bevo
earth

00:42:00.32
Chibbs
Forget R. Kelly. We get he could fucking fly. It was very impressive, but he did some not terrible, terrible shit.

00:42:05.42
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yeah

00:42:05.42
Chibbs
We can't use his music anymore.

00:42:07.28
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Don't mention R. Kelly. No one's bringing R. Kelly. This is about space.

00:42:15.35
Chibbs
He couldn't fly in the space. He'd die.

00:42:18.71
Bevo
It's belief is a very tenuous.

00:42:22.49
Chibbs
ah yeah yeah I believe I don't need oxygen to live. Well, okay.

00:42:26.41
Bevo
it

00:42:26.91
Chibbs
ah good so You've never seen anyone do it though, have you?

00:42:27.84
Bevo
don't believe the earth is flat. Well,

00:42:29.71
Chibbs
yeah You've never fucking seen anyone live without oxygen though, have you, R. Kelly?

00:42:33.36
Bevo
yeah.

00:42:33.70
Chibbs
You're fucking liar. ah Let's get into his legal problems and jail time. I've got a quick summary here. Early allegations. This is from the 90s to 2000s.

00:42:45.75
Chibbs
um Accused of sexual misconduct ah with underage girls. That was from the mid-90s. 2002, the same year he sunk at the Winter Olympics, he was charged with 21 counts of child pornography after tapes surfaced of him with minors.

00:43:02.99
Chibbs
He was acquitted 2008. after an alleged victim refused to testify. And this was one of the piss videos that Macklemore sings about.

00:43:13.73
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Oh, I actually don't know the connection of piss with R. Kelly.

00:43:17.41
Chibbs
So he was pissing on people. It was a thing he did.

00:43:20.54
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Right.

00:43:20.99
Chibbs
There tapes of him pissing on people.

00:43:21.49
Bevo
Okay. Yeah.

00:43:23.29
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So that's his Macklemore's line.

00:43:24.52
Bevo
See, not inherently, it's obviously a bit depraved, but if it's consensual, not a crime,

00:43:32.21
Chibbs
Yeah, and they should definitely be of age.

00:43:35.89
Bevo
is that not the case?

00:43:39.31
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ah

00:43:39.15
Chibbs
that not known?

00:43:39.70
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um I don't think that's the case.

00:43:40.47
Chibbs
They're fucking miners.

00:43:42.89
Bevo
like Okay, this is this is audio only, but like you if you watch the video, it's me going...

00:43:49.00
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beverages pulling his collar from his shirt away from his neck to allow oxygen, assume.

00:43:51.14
Bevo
but oh

00:43:53.36
Chibbs
so Scrutiny kicked back in in 2017. They started doing more investigations and um there were articles coming in about his sex cult in which he was imprisoning women in different properties around the country.

00:44:07.42
Bevo
Sex cult.

00:44:09.55
Chibbs
um And then the documentary Surviving R. Kelly came out, which completely blew everything wide open where he had victims and everything get interviewed and stuff. And then they brought the...

00:44:22.34
Chibbs
Charges up against him for all this stuff. He was found guilty in 2021 of racketeering, sex trafficking, um and child pornography again.

00:44:34.00
Chibbs
More of it. oh He got sentenced to 30 years in 2022 in a New York federal prison.

00:44:37.06
Bevo
What's up?

00:44:42.08
Chibbs
That was his New York case. And in Chicago, he got given 20 years.

00:44:47.59
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So are they like, he's going to do the 30 and then the 20?

00:44:47.34
Chibbs
um

00:44:47.99
Bevo
Mmm.

00:44:49.47
Chibbs
They're different cases. Yeah, if you run out 30, yeah, go, yeah, go, yeah, go do them.

00:44:52.06
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Yeah.

00:44:52.03
Bevo
Concurrent. Yeah. Yeah. Concurrent sentences.

00:44:57.89
Chibbs
um So, yeah, he's, he'll be in his, like, mid-70s before he's even up for parole. So, we might get another R.

00:45:09.27
Bevo
Yikes.

00:45:10.02
Chibbs
Kelly song at some point. Yeah.

00:45:12.87
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I believe I can die.

00:45:13.40
Chibbs
We'll see. Oh, fuck. Damn it, damn it.

00:45:19.95
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I just...

00:45:25.55
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Mimicking older, Kelly.

00:45:27.47
Chibbs
ah sorry mimic his near corpse it's produced by r kelly he's the only man behind this song yeah he would produce all of his all of his own stuff yeah

00:45:29.66
Bevo
I believe I can die.

00:45:33.34
Bevo
Oh, that's pretty good. Really? Well, in the video, he's conducting the orchestra, so that makes sense.

00:45:40.18
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Did you say he... Did you say he wrote it as well?

00:45:43.76
Chibbs
Yeah, wrote and produced it. Yeah.

00:45:45.42
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Wow.

00:45:45.80
Chibbs
He he did all of his stuff, which which if you ever like listen to anything more in depth with R.

00:45:46.72
Bevo
You could in those days.

00:45:51.90
Chibbs
Kelly, you realise that there is no one saying no to this guy. like Like there's so much like unintentional comedy when it comes to R. Kelly music that you could put an album on and listen to it and you go, is this a skit at this point? And it's not a skit.

00:46:08.80
Chibbs
It's just no one said you can't do that, R. Kelly, because everything he released went to number one.

00:46:14.09
Bevo
Right. yeah

00:46:15.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:46:15.80
Bevo
They were just seeing the dollar signs.

00:46:17.52
Chibbs
Yeah. So yeah, he produced it. He used a 40 piece orchestra and a gospel choir. That was the Love Club Choir, um which he conducted all of him himself.

00:46:30.40
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Wow.

00:46:31.38
Chibbs
He did all the orchestral arrangements.

00:46:34.17
Bevo
wow.

00:46:34.86
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If he didn't do all the bloody...

00:46:35.16
Bevo
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00:46:36.23
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If he didn't do all the sex crimes, like, he...

00:46:38.51
Bevo
Yeah. What a waste.

00:46:40.36
Chibbs
Yeah, I know.

00:46:40.70
Bevo
Yeah.

00:46:42.15
Chibbs
Yeah, what a waste, eh?

00:46:43.46
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He would have been bloody gajillionaire, surely.

00:46:44.35
Chibbs
Yeah, getting caught up with the subscribers. Yeah, that's it.

00:46:47.23
Bevo
At least two.

00:46:47.01
Chibbs
Now, is this a video? there a video to it, man?

00:46:49.34
Bevo
There is a video. Hit it!

00:46:50.69
Chibbs
All right.

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Ryan B. Ryan bay Ryan Ryan B.

00:47:02.25
Bevo
With Bevo.

00:47:02.91
Chibbs
Honestly, it's fucking wild how many times you've done the video since we've got that, since we found that fucking stinger.

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Ryan B.

00:47:03.87
Bevo
That's me.

00:47:06.65
Bevo
she yeah yeah

00:47:10.12
Chibbs
Yeah, goddammit.

00:47:10.86
Bevo
um The ultimate rags to riches tale as R. Kelly goes from young kid on his parents' corn farm who can't shoot a hoop to save his life to having 1996's Space Jam starring Bugs Bunny, Michael Jordan and Bill Murray on a minimum of three giant billboards on his property.

00:47:26.92
Chibbs
ah They put Billboards on his property so he knew the movie was coming out.

00:47:30.98
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00:47:32.69
Bevo
Imagine

00:47:35.87
Bevo
this one shot where it's like his Space Jam's on behind him in two spots on two billboards.

00:47:37.46
Chibbs
Surely he knew it was coming out.

00:47:43.55
Bevo
It's nuts.

00:47:46.75
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Wait.

00:47:46.74
Chibbs
Yeah, well, you know Space Jam was like the first ever fucking website or something random like that?

00:47:47.85
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The video that...

00:47:52.43
Chibbs
Like the Space Jam movie.

00:47:54.05
Bevo
Yeah. And I think it still exists as it was.

00:47:55.88
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spaceally Space Jam was the first website.

00:47:57.10
Chibbs
Yeah. It was like the first ever website or something on the internet. Something random like that.

00:48:02.98
Bevo
Yeah, and you can still go to it.

00:48:03.51
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wow it's like

00:48:04.30
Bevo
Yeah, you can still go to it. Oh, maybe not anymore when the new, they brought out sequel. But like for a while, it was like the original 1996 Space Jam website was still like preserved as it was.

00:48:15.58
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wow it's like the internet's like oh there's websites now and then space jam the movie's like can we get one for the movie please um um where they're like sure yeah they're like

00:48:16.03
Chibbs
but Yeah, right, yeah.

00:48:23.83
Chibbs
yeah

00:48:24.70
Bevo
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay, so you guys can do this if you want or spacejam.com slash 1996 and it's fully the original website.

00:48:32.08
Chibbs
Right, that's it. That's it. Fuck. Yeah, um it was directed by Hype Williams. who did the Mo Money, Mo Problems video, No Scrubs video, Big Pimpin' by Jay-Z video, and Got Your Money by Old Dirty Bastard and Khalees.

00:48:54.75
Chibbs
um Yeah. And they used heaps of CGI. Apparently it tons and tons of fucking money to do to do this. Like they spent big, big money, big money on it.

00:49:07.65
Chibbs
Do you have any, are there any comments?

00:49:12.54
Bevo
I didn't get that far actually, to be honest.

00:49:15.32
Chibbs
I don't even i think I'd fucking watch the video. I just tried to remember what it was. remembered Cornfields and R Kelly. That's what I remembered.

00:49:23.99
Bevo
I, yeah, Space Jam, I watched Space Jam a lot when I was a kid. had it on VHS.

00:49:27.52
Chibbs
Yeah, same. Yeah.

00:49:29.73
Bevo
It was like, I wasn't into basketball really, but I was into the concept of basketball.

00:49:34.41
Chibbs
Right.

00:49:35.12
Bevo
So like,

00:49:36.17
Chibbs
I was in the basketball, loved basketball, and i loved Space Jam. I fucking thought the new Space Jam was sick.

00:49:42.84
Bevo
yeah, didn't think it was that good.

00:49:44.24
Chibbs
Yeah, I liked it. enjoyed it. I've only said it once. saw it the movies. I'm like, that was great.

00:49:48.20
Bevo
It's just, it's crazy.

00:49:48.01
Chibbs
And then I left and never thought about it ever again.

00:49:50.43
Bevo
It's crazy to me that like Bugs Bunny as a concept, he was invented in the, like the late 1930s. Yeah. And.

00:49:56.49
Chibbs
Yeah, you're just like a racist cartoon character.

00:49:59.09
Bevo
yeah

00:49:59.49
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Was he racist?

00:49:59.51
Bevo
and

00:49:59.96
Chibbs
yeah Yeah. Yeah, big time.

00:50:01.86
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Oh no.

00:50:02.11
Bevo
And like there was this fucking resurgence of Looney Tunes at the same time as extreme sports, like basketball, skateboarding and stuff.

00:50:09.08
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. yeah

00:50:11.77
Bevo
And the two like clashed and like fused. And then you could buy these shirts that were like Bugs Bunny with a backwards cap and baggy pants on and shit.

00:50:19.66
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00:50:19.92
Chibbs
I've got an i've got a Illawarra Hawks, like Warner Brothers crossover vintage crossover.

00:50:25.22
Bevo
Yeah, and then what happened was like that was cool in the 90s and then 25 years later now you can buy those as like nostalgic throwback clothes.

00:50:25.94
Chibbs
Yeah. that

00:50:30.76
Chibbs
yeah

00:50:33.48
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah that's what I did.

00:50:35.62
Bevo
Yeah.

00:50:35.75
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um

00:50:35.62
Chibbs
Yeah. The Hawks were selling on their website. I'm like, what the fuck is that? It's like the Looney Tunes, but it's a Hawks shirt.

00:50:40.06
Bevo
Yeah.

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00:50:41.34
Chibbs
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00:50:42.85
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um

00:50:43.76
Bevo
I do have a comment here. um Elysium572610 months ago. Every now and again, i find myself coming back to this song. Maybe it's nostalgia. R. Kelly truly touched me as a child.

00:50:55.68
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00:50:57.54
Chibbs
That's fucked.

00:51:00.07
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Are we, can we, are we, I don't think we did a Space Jam talk. like You guys seem like you just did that.

00:51:05.88
Bevo
yeah Yeah, let's talk about Space Jam. Yeah.

00:51:08.23
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um So I think it's a pretty like six crimes off the table. Let's pretend like there aren't any just for a second.

00:51:19.54
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um I think it's just such an awesome intro to that movie. Like it's just done so well.

00:51:23.31
Bevo
Yeah, for sure, for sure.

00:51:25.54
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Like it's like this this kid that you know is going to – I think maybe it's that you know it's going to be Michael Jordan because like maybe if you thought that was just a kid, then –

00:51:25.93
Bevo
Yeah.

00:51:31.57
Chibbs
Oh, sure. Yeah, yeah.

00:51:35.97
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it wouldn't be so impactful. But like when this kid is like, not yet mom or dad, I can't remember. um I am going to keep practicing my basketball.

00:51:44.64
Bevo
He's like, shoot till you miss. I watched it the other day, actually.

00:51:47.17
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Yeah. And he's like, I'm going to keep practicing basketball.

00:51:47.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:51:49.29
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Cause that's, what's important to me. And as you're watching, you're like, fuck yeah.

00:51:51.08
Bevo
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00:51:52.82
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That's important to you. Cause you're Michael Jordan as a little boy.

00:51:54.91
Bevo
Yeah.

00:51:54.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:51:55.95
Bevo
You're going to really good at this.

00:51:56.21
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And he's like, I believe I can fly. And you're like, he does believe he can fly. Cause he's Michael Jordan.

00:52:00.58
Chibbs
Fucking earth he does.

00:52:01.26
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like

00:52:01.51
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. He's Air Jordan. That cunt could fly somehow.

00:52:03.17
Bevo
ah But then, like, having said that, in the movie and in real life, he goes, I'm quitting basketball to play golf.

00:52:04.35
Chibbs
but yeah

00:52:09.71
Bevo
And it sounds like something that would be made up for the movie, but it's...

00:52:11.87
Chibbs
No, he plays baseball. He does play baseball.

00:52:13.57
Bevo
Oh, sorry, yeah, the baseball, that's I meant say. It does play golf as well.

00:52:15.58
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That is made up.

00:52:17.00
Chibbs
He does play golf. Yeah.

00:52:19.07
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Beveridge is like, golf is the one with the baseball bat, isn't it?

00:52:19.19
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:52:22.11
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That's... And they...

00:52:22.79
Chibbs
You know what the you know the the um the conspiracy behind Michael Jordan's retirement, like the first retirement was, that he was going to be he was kind of cop a massive ban from the league. The league was going to ban him from playing for years.

00:52:39.07
Bevo
Is that because he collaborated with Bugs Bunny?

00:52:41.46
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Yeah.

00:52:41.37
Chibbs
Nah, like for um illegal gambling because he was a...

00:52:41.72
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Yeah.

00:52:44.60
Bevo
Illegal stretching your arms out real long to do a slam dunk at the last minute.

00:52:46.24
Chibbs
Yeah, he was he was a his Michael Jordan's like an absolute degenerate gambler, but he's rich enough to be able to do it.

00:52:53.22
Bevo
I've heard that, yeah.

00:52:54.96
Chibbs
So it's like... but just outrageous gambling. Apparently he was gambling on games. You're definitely not allowed to do that while you're playing.

00:53:02.85
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While you're playing them, right.

00:53:03.08
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

00:53:03.25
Chibbs
he was He was going to get banned. um And his dad ended up even getting murdered randomly. They never caught who did it.

00:53:09.73
Bevo
Oh, wow.

00:53:10.25
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Yeah. Yeah.

00:53:11.04
Chibbs
Or like just dodgy stuff with bad people that he probably had gambling issues with.

00:53:17.34
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Yeah.

00:53:17.58
Chibbs
And, um yeah, the conspiracy is that he was about to be banned. So he's like, I'll ill retire then. Like, rather than ruin my legacy, I'll retire.

00:53:23.71
Bevo
Wow. Yeah, yeah, for sure.

00:53:25.52
Chibbs
I'll go play baseball. And then when he left for the two years he didn't play, and all of the ratings and everything for the NBA just fucking plummeted.

00:53:33.93
Bevo
lameted Yeah, because he's the greatest ever do it.

00:53:34.74
Chibbs
And it was like... Yeah, it's like, oh, you can come back now. So he won three championships in a row and then retired, came back after two years and won three in a row again.

00:53:41.76
Bevo
Yeah.

00:53:47.69
Bevo
Have you ever seen that Harry Potter meme where it's like, it's unrealistic because they were growing up in the 90s and they never said what a hell of a run the bulls were having.

00:53:52.50
Chibbs
Yeah. Jordan's on. The balls are on. Yeah.

00:53:57.14
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00:53:58.59
Bevo
I've got one more comment.

00:53:58.47
Chibbs
Yeah, 100%.

00:53:59.31
Bevo
just i just want to read this one last comment here. And I also wanted to mention, I know it's completely unrelated, but our friend of the pod, Dom Literich, has met Shaquille O'Neal and he stole his he stole this T-shirt on the set of the shoot that they were doing.

00:54:08.88
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yeah

00:54:08.91
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:12.80
Bevo
Yeah.

00:54:12.97
Chibbs
I've seen him in the shirt that looks like it's a fucking, like a wizard's gown.

00:54:19.71
Bevo
Robe, yeah.

00:54:20.30
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:20.60
Bevo
Anyway, okay, the comment here. Kyriakos, four days ago. This song could have had 100 times the viewers if he had just stopped peeing on people for a minute.

00:54:32.36
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:33.31
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100. 100 times.

00:54:33.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:54:35.40
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um I've got two things to say that couldn't be more unrelated, but they're related to our general discussion here.

00:54:35.31
Chibbs
A hundred times more years.

00:54:39.11
Chibbs
okay all right

00:54:41.94
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One is there's a podcast that I have listened to from time to time called What Was It Like? Very good podcast, and it's very general. Like, it just basically...

00:54:51.60
Bevo
Yeah, what a great concept.

00:54:52.95
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It is. And it's like, he goes, we asked certain people the question, what was it like? And so that could be like, you know, two people that are completely different.

00:54:57.44
Bevo
Who are there? yeah

00:55:01.28
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But one of the episodes is called, I murdered Michael Jordan's father.

00:55:05.60
Chibbs
holy shit

00:55:06.65
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And he does an interview with um with Michael Jordan's um father's killer.

00:55:13.01
Bevo
Daffy Duck.

00:55:13.16
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And yeah, won't spoil it.

00:55:13.33
Chibbs
Jesus.

00:55:15.21
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Anyway, and look, fact check me on that. i'm sure it's I'm sure that's the podcast. I could be wrong. well I'm pretty sure that was the one listened to. Anyway, vastly unrelated to that.

00:55:25.85
Bevo
and good Good plug for that

00:55:26.13
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How... Oh, man. i mean, there's a good pod.

00:55:29.54
Chibbs
What's it called?

00:55:30.76
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It's called What Was It Like? And I'm pretty sure there's an episode on there that just starts up and he's like, I murdered Michael Jordan's dad.

00:55:32.42
Chibbs
Okay. Yeah.

00:55:38.54
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and like And then he's like, we asked the question, what was it like? and like

00:55:41.98
Chibbs
Right. Yeah.

00:55:42.66
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And they hear their whole story.

00:55:42.77
Chibbs
Okay.

00:55:44.78
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So um anyway, um vastly different from that. how weirdly hot is Lola bunny? And why do still think she's hot now? um But what was with that like weird, sexy bunny?

00:55:58.26
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Like they're just like, let's make the bunny sexy somehow.

00:56:00.35
Bevo
Yeah, and she's been she's appeared in later Looney Tunes properties, but she's like toned down.

00:56:00.42
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yeah

00:56:05.34
Chibbs
I guess, yeah, they have to... like It's like every movie has to have a female character in it.

00:56:11.47
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Yeah.

00:56:11.81
Chibbs
How do we get one into Space Jam? Because it's about Michael Jordan and his mates and the Looney Tunes.

00:56:14.26
Bevo
I want to say

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It's so weird.

00:56:16.77
Bevo
um want to say jura Julia Louis-Dreyfus is in Space Jam.

00:56:16.86
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00:56:20.43
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Is she?

00:56:20.59
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:20.90
Bevo
Is she? when Like they're watching the one of the games and she's like a background character.

00:56:22.31
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:56:24.89
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Oh, she might be.

00:56:25.15
Chibbs
Oh, maybe...

00:56:25.65
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I don't remember. watched that movie a lot.

00:56:27.84
Bevo
Probably the only female in there that's not animated.

00:56:29.87
Chibbs
Yeah, I was going say, there's not a lot of room in there for a female cast, so I guess I went, make one of the fucking cartoons a female, guess.

00:56:33.19
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Yeah.

00:56:33.77
Bevo
Yeah.

00:56:34.00
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But, um yeah, we weird sex appeal on the on the female rabbit. It's like, how did that come about?

00:56:42.09
Chibbs
Well, Bugs is horny as shit.

00:56:44.22
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Yeah, yeah, the whole time.

00:56:44.36
Bevo
Yeah.

00:56:44.58
Chibbs
But he's a rabbit.

00:56:45.54
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Yeah.

00:56:45.73
Bevo
He's not above dressing like a woman.

00:56:45.95
Chibbs
rabbits are Rabbits, that's what rabbits do.

00:56:47.21
Bevo
Yeah.

00:56:47.79
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That's where the saying comes from, yeah.

00:56:49.29
Chibbs
Yeah, let's play game. Do

00:56:55.49
Chibbs
you have a set list?

00:56:56.54
Bevo
I do.

00:56:57.38
Chibbs
Great.

00:56:57.88
Bevo
November 10th, 2018.

00:56:58.16
Chibbs
Is it from prison?

00:56:59.36
Bevo
This is one of the last ones before he obviously went off the grid.

00:57:01.98
Chibbs
went to jail forever.

00:57:04.25
Bevo
um

00:57:04.04
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:05.72
Bevo
It's the Yungling Center, Tampa, Florida. November 10th, 2018.

00:57:08.74
Chibbs
Okay.

00:57:09.84
Bevo
There's some fucking funny song titles here. I think,

00:57:12.84
Chibbs
What's wild is at this point, people knew that he'd had sex with kids and they're still going to a huge fucking stadium.

00:57:20.53
Bevo
It's the same as Chris Brown.

00:57:20.68
Chibbs
It's just like, same as Chris Brown situation.

00:57:21.81
Bevo
I

00:57:23.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57:23.99
Bevo
yeah um i just want to read you a few funny song titles. I think we've done this before because I remember talking about a song called Half on a Baby.

00:57:28.38
Chibbs
Hmm.

00:57:33.87
Chibbs
It rings a bell.

00:57:34.82
Bevo
yeah

00:57:35.09
Chibbs
Have we done an R. Kelly song?

00:57:36.36
Bevo
We must have because we've spoken about Half on a Baby before. We've also got a song called Marry the Pussy and another song called When a Woman's Fed Up.

00:57:42.91
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What?

00:57:47.10
Chibbs
This is what I'm saying. This is how you know he wrote and produced all of his stuff. like No one was saying, nah no, no, no, no.

00:57:50.80
Bevo
Yeah, no one stopped him, yeah.

00:57:53.12
Chibbs
Fuck. Okay. Okay.

00:57:53.84
Bevo
So we got 24 songs. There's 19 in the main set, one encore, and then he comes back for another four songs for a second encore.

00:58:01.78
Chibbs
like ah Um, last.

00:58:05.36
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I've gone lost.

00:58:06.80
Bevo
Yeah, you got it. He plays the last one, yeah.

00:58:07.93
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It's got to be, yeah.

00:58:08.05
Chibbs
Yeah. How could it not be?

00:58:14.81
Chibbs
yeah How could it not be?

00:58:16.29
Bevo
Can I read you the set list just so just for reference?

00:58:16.70
Chibbs
Yeah. twenty 24 songs.

00:58:19.60
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said let's read oh what a thrill

00:58:19.58
Bevo
Yeah.

00:58:22.71
Bevo
It's a list of the songs that he played.

00:58:22.75
Chibbs
We're about to crack an hour.

00:58:24.71
Bevo
We've got bump and grind, cookie, all the way, like I do when a woman's fed up.

00:58:25.70
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ah doesn't rhyme

00:58:29.44
Bevo
You remind me of something. Marry the pussy. When a man lies. Love letter. Down low. Nobody has to know. Chocolate factory. The greatest sex. Freaky in the club.

00:58:40.48
Bevo
Half on a baby. Legs shaken. Honey love. In the kitchen. You saved me. Ignition. Trapped in the closet. Same girl. Shut up. Backyard party.

00:58:51.36
Bevo
I believe I can fly.

00:58:53.22
Chibbs
Trapped in the closet is a, like a 28 part. but oh Fuck Jesus.

00:58:57.43
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00:58:58.00
Chibbs
It's like a 28. It's like a 28 part song.

00:59:00.75
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Yeah, I was about to say, I remember watching that, that I didn't realize that was R.

00:59:00.95
Bevo
Yeah.

00:59:03.69
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:05.08
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Kelly. I thought that was Usher. Didn't Usher have one of those sort of like

00:59:07.17
Chibbs
Nah, it's R Kelly. Nah, nah, she doesn't fuck with that sort of shit.

00:59:09.56
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um

00:59:11.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:59:12.05
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multiple chapters type thing?

00:59:12.22
Chibbs
That's R Kelly throw through and through.

00:59:14.11
Bevo
Yeah.

00:59:14.29
Chibbs
I don't know.

00:59:14.83
Bevo
And then Weird Al did a good, like, parody of it, which is, like, trapped in the drive-thru.

00:59:14.79
Chibbs
He might. Yeah.

00:59:22.00
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Oh, good. didn't realize that was R.

00:59:23.17
Bevo
Yeah.

00:59:23.11
Chibbs
Oh, great.

00:59:23.76
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Kelly.

00:59:24.05
Chibbs
All right.

00:59:24.46
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Yeah.

00:59:24.77
Bevo
I looked at her.

00:59:24.58
Chibbs
OK. little bit of legacy.

00:59:26.49
Bevo
looked at me.

00:59:29.54
Chibbs
Okay, it charted at number two on the Billboard Hot 100, number one in the UK, and top ten in more than 20 countries. It became a staple at graduations, church services, and motivational videos.

00:59:41.85
Chibbs
um His crimes have made it awkward since that, but yeah.

00:59:45.88
Bevo
True. Mm-hmm.

00:59:45.98
Chibbs
It was pulled from radio stations and public events post-2019 after the Surviving Nile Kelly documentary aired. um

00:59:56.10
Chibbs
It won three Grammys in 1998. Best R&B song, best R&B male vocal, and best song written for visual media. That's a Grammy, apparently.

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What? Best song written for visual media and that's a Grammy.

01:00:07.01
Chibbs
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01:00:11.02
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01:00:11.40
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:12.05
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That ah seems like not a Grammy.

01:00:12.15
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:14.65
Chibbs
It seems stupid.

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01:00:28.29
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01:00:29.64
Bevo
The devil.

01:00:30.55
Chibbs
All right. Okay. What do you think r Kelly's net worth is as of 2025? It's been in prison for a long time. What do you think it is, Southern?

01:00:42.42
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Just a question for a guest. Do you think, like, let's say your net let's say you invented the fucking toothpick, and then you go to prison, and it's like, fuck, I just invented a toothpick!

01:00:49.41
Chibbs
Flight.

01:00:51.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:54.24
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And it's like stacking up money.

01:00:54.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:56.92
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Do you think that's still his net worth, even though he doesn't get to spend it?

01:01:01.11
Bevo
Does it cost money to get go to prison or do you get a wage?

01:01:05.35
Chibbs
You do get a wage, but um no, ah yeah, you'd still have the money, I guess.

01:01:06.51
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I'm just...

01:01:10.98
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So let's say you're a billionaire.

01:01:11.07
Chibbs
It'd be in a trust or something.

01:01:13.56
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You just can't spend it.

01:01:13.48
Chibbs
Like, you wouldn't have access to it.

01:01:14.68
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All right.

01:01:15.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:01:16.88
Bevo
Interesting.

01:01:17.96
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I reckon and he's still getting money from all this shit for sure.

01:01:17.91
Chibbs
Yep.

01:01:21.74
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So I'm going to, I reckon there's serious money coming in from R.

01:01:21.76
Bevo
His estate.

01:01:25.31
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Kelly. I reckon and I'm going to say 60 million.

01:01:29.25
Chibbs
right, there they

01:01:30.83
Bevo
I'm going to say 20, but I'm going to read you one more YouTube comment real quick. ah This is from Darina, I5J, one month ago. If you believe you can fly, why aren't you flying? And where is your wings?

01:01:43.16
Chibbs
Yeah, good point.

01:01:43.94
Bevo
That sums up our whole episode, doesn't it?

01:01:45.18
Chibbs
It does, sure does.

01:01:46.09
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what ah We didn't say that, but that was a good point.

01:01:48.18
Bevo
Yeah.

01:01:48.62
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why don't you just fly down?

01:01:49.89
Bevo
Where are your wings?

01:01:50.77
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um um Just fly out of prison then.

01:01:53.08
Bevo
I just imagined he was like flapping his arms.

01:01:53.38
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:01:55.56
Bevo
That's all. Yeah, 20 mil.

01:01:58.37
Chibbs
Okay, he did have a peak net worth $100 million. He $2 million.

01:02:05.24
Chibbs
he is now worth mineness two million dollars

01:02:10.76
Bevo
Wow.

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01:02:11.71
Bevo
He's in debt.

01:02:12.98
Chibbs
He's in min is two minus $2 million. It's $2 million the hole.

01:02:15.72
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So do you know the story about how he lost the 100 mil?

01:02:19.17
Chibbs
Legal fees, settlements. So, yeah, having to pay for all these different court cases that went on for years and then had to pay out all the settlements to all the victims.

01:02:32.96
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01:02:33.04
Chibbs
You know, some of them might have been like $10 million here and $15 million there.

01:02:33.44
Bevo
Hmm. Yeah.

01:02:36.88
Chibbs
And, yeah, so, yep.

01:02:38.56
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You know what's nuts? if If he got out of prison now and put on some gigs, he's like, I'm going on tour. Do you reckon people would show up?

01:02:45.68
Bevo
Oh, for sure.

01:02:45.58
Chibbs
Yes.

01:02:46.88
Bevo
People don't care. Look at Chris Brown.

01:02:47.94
Chibbs
People don't care. They go watch Chris Brown. Like LeBron James talks openly like Chris Brown's maybe the best singer, of the best R&B artist in the world is whatever it's like.

01:02:55.65
Bevo
Dancing. and Yeah.

01:02:57.51
Chibbs
He put one of the other most famous people in the world in hospital.

01:03:00.70
Bevo
In a hospital, yeah. Yeah.

01:03:02.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:03:03.99
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01:03:04.07
Bevo
it' Yeah. Yeah. ah So many, so many of the most successful artists of all time are very problematic people.

01:03:10.95
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01:03:11.12
Bevo
Look at Anthony Kiedis from the Chili Peppers.

01:03:11.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:03:13.23
Bevo
He's the fucking worst.

01:03:13.51
Chibbs
Oh, yeah.

01:03:15.62
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But did you say Anthony Kiedis earlier tonight?

01:03:15.43
Chibbs
Yeah, he's fucking an 18-year-old now.

01:03:19.90
Bevo
No, think so.

01:03:20.15
Chibbs
Tonight?

01:03:20.65
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I'm pretty sure you said he...

01:03:20.57
Chibbs
But he did.

01:03:21.25
Bevo
yeah, yeah, yeah. He's he's married to, yeah. He owns Sky, Ben Lee's wife, dated Anthony Kiedis, yeah.

01:03:25.89
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That's right. Now, what when you said that, I said, I don't think any like either of those things are worth mentioning because those people are no one. I thought you meant Anthony Kalia.

01:03:38.49
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I will definitely admit that I thought you... I was like, I thought you were saying that was a big thing. Like, that's...

01:03:43.03
Chibbs
Like, he's like, you know Ben Lee's wife once went out with Anthony Clea, who's a raging homosexual.

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01:03:47.93
Bevo
i've got of okay I've got some unfortunate news for you about Anthony Collier.

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01:03:53.10
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01:03:57.14
Chibbs
Just like, and I heard had a little fling with Selwyn.

01:04:04.82
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now, when you've said it again, some reason I remembered it, like, that's...

01:04:09.14
Bevo
that's um That's one of those things.

01:04:09.18
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but feel Yeah.

01:04:09.10
Chibbs
That's someone, that's someone more famous.

01:04:10.51
Bevo
you have to listen to our bonus episode to know. No, do we even, we were talking about that before we even started recording, I think.

01:04:15.88
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01:04:15.85
Chibbs
I don't know.

01:04:16.80
Bevo
Yeah, so you'll never know what we're talking about.

01:04:18.97
Chibbs
You'll never know. All right, let's write this shit.

01:04:32.75
Chibbs
Okay, we're rate it out of how far you can fly.

01:04:37.38
Bevo
if

01:04:37.72
Chibbs
Like, you've decided to fly out to...

01:04:38.27
Bevo
Furlongs. What's the...

01:04:40.19
Chibbs
Like, I'm flying to New Zealand. and Fuck it, I can. And you've gotten, like, 10km out and just collapsed into the sea and died.

01:04:48.60
Bevo
Like in um California games. Did you ever play that?

01:04:52.04
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:52.57
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01:04:52.73
Bevo
see you got The hang glider and you go straight in the sea in the first second.

01:04:53.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Straight in the sea.

01:04:57.25
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01:04:57.93
Chibbs
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01:04:58.91
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Imagine that, though, just back to the flying. It's like, you can fly as far as you can sprint, and you're like, can I fly to New Zealand? And it's like, can you sprint to New Zealand? Because, like...

01:05:09.33
Chibbs
yeah

01:05:09.60
Bevo
A lot of flying is actually just catching like drafts and just like floating on on the air.

01:05:10.88
Chibbs
I believe again.

01:05:15.11
Bevo
like yeah Like, like honestly, this is what I know about flight is that getting off the ground is really hard and then like floating and gliding is not that hard.

01:05:15.55
Chibbs
Oh, so that's what you'd do, is it, Bevo?

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01:05:27.15
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01:05:30.99
Bevo
you Plane crash.

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01:05:34.34
Bevo
and Tell Bob Denver, ah fucking Buddy Holly,

01:05:37.58
Chibbs
Yeah. No, wasn't Bob Denver in a glider? It wasn't a plane?

01:05:41.79
Bevo
Oh, was he?

01:05:42.19
Chibbs
it was a fucking glider or something?

01:05:43.21
Bevo
We've spoken about him before too. That's a five. That's

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How about those stupid fucking birds that just like when it's a really windy day and they're trying to fly and they're like, fufufufufu, glide, glide, glide, fufufufu, glide.

01:05:56.80
Bevo
a five on our scale.

01:05:57.30
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And they're like in one spot in the sky.

01:05:59.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:06:00.02
Bevo
offering

01:06:00.20
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you're looking at them going, you're fucking stupid.

01:06:01.78
Chibbs
R. Kelly-esque.

01:06:04.90
Chibbs
It's like the R.

01:06:05.38
Bevo
that's a five

01:06:05.26
Chibbs
Kelly but see our kelly show.

01:06:06.58
Bevo
that's a five on e

01:06:09.46
Chibbs
That's a five.

01:06:11.15
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Yeah. We got a bird.

01:06:14.47
Chibbs
A one is it's on your Spotify, right? What are you out of ten, Southern?

01:06:19.56
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Oh, look, I think it's a great song, but I feel like if I award points, it's awarding points to a sex crimes pest. So I have to give it a 10 out of principle.

01:06:30.61
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I think the song's great, but sex pest people can't have points. Sorry.

01:06:37.78
Chibbs
Yeah, fair enough, Bevo.

01:06:39.80
Bevo
I like the Me First and the Gimme Gimmes cover of it.

01:06:43.24
Chibbs
wrote down the exact same thing. I sent the me first to give me his cover.

01:06:45.66
Bevo
Yeah.

01:06:45.90
Chibbs
fucking great.

01:06:46.64
Bevo
It's great. So for that, I'll give it a four out of ten, the Crazy Frog four.

01:06:49.79
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. I wrote down the exact same thing. i said, this is fucking slow and boring now that I listen to it now.

01:06:56.77
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:57.43
Chibbs
I'm like, fuck. All right, R. Kelly, fucking get there. like you Get to all the good bits.

01:07:02.18
Bevo
Yeah, I like when the choir comes in at the end.

01:07:02.36
Chibbs
taking a long time. Yeah, but it takes so long.

01:07:06.17
Bevo
Yeah.

01:07:06.01
Chibbs
It's so slow.

01:07:06.45
Bevo
Yeah.

01:07:06.85
Chibbs
I forgot how slow it was.

01:07:07.33
Bevo
Yeah. I also forgot that there was an orchestra and that surprised me, but

01:07:08.67
Chibbs
And... Oh, yeah. It's epic. ah But, yeah, the Mi First and Gimme Gimme's version is so good that I gave it a seven.

01:07:18.09
Bevo
yeah. Okay.

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Very good.

01:07:18.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:07:19.25
Bevo
Oh, okay.

01:07:19.32
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um you can't you can't listen to me

01:07:19.47
Chibbs
There you go.

01:07:19.81
Bevo
It makes me look real bad.

01:07:21.35
Chibbs
Well, it's just all the sex crimes. Just all the sex crimes.

01:07:23.15
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah. True.

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You can't listen to me first and then listen to the original song and enjoy the original song as much.

01:07:23.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:07:28.58
Bevo
Hmm.

01:07:28.85
Chibbs
No! The Mi First one is the right way to go.

01:07:31.23
Bevo
Also a lot of those points for me is the space jam movie.

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Yeah.

01:07:31.58
Chibbs
yeah

01:07:34.14
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Yeah, definitely.

01:07:35.12
Chibbs
Yeah, and the sex crimes.

01:07:35.59
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But another me first phenomenon that I had, same sort of vibe was, um where do broken hearts go? they find their way home?

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You know that song?

01:07:48.32
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:07:48.95
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Like that's, I heard that first.

01:07:49.28
Bevo
I only know that Gimme Gimme's...

01:07:50.79
anaconda cock dick
I heard that the the original was like, where do broken hearts go?

01:07:51.43
Bevo
Whose song is that?

01:07:58.47
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

01:07:58.93
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was like, fuck me. That is like thousands. I heard the me first version first.

01:08:04.92
Bevo
Yeah, it's ah it's like that with all of them for me.

01:08:06.69
anaconda cock dick
Oh God. Anyway. Yeah. R Kelly, ah you made some good songs, but you did some bad things and they're in prison.

01:08:16.10
Chibbs
Nah, you're in prison. Thanks, fellas. Everyone else get fucked.

01:08:19.14
Bevo
The term of your natural life.

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I deserve it.

01:08:49.03
Bevo
He's running through the open door, but he's soaring at the same time as his arms are stretched out and he's grabbing them.