1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

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1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die

Paint The Town Red - Doja Cat

November 24, 2025 • The 1001 Podcast Network • Season 5 • Episode 554

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Doja Cat went full devil mode for “Paint The Town Red,” so we thought we’d dive straight into the chaos and see what the hell is going on. The crew tries to make sense of devil references, kidney-level anatomy, and why she’s only letting us watch her eat exactly ten more times. We also pitch a new T-shirt slogan, debate whether anyone actually looks better bald, and prove once again that four idiots can overthink anything if given a microphone.

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00:39.63
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to bleed out in the street.

00:48.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:50.40
Bevo
Fair enough.

00:50.75
Mad Dog
That's the only place to bleed out.

00:51.68
Bevo
Paint the town red.

00:55.36
Chibbs
that's right.

00:55.54
Mad Dog
Really? Mm-hmm.

00:55.89
Chibbs
like Like all heroes.

01:00.22
Mad Dog
Yep. Bad songs make me want to do that.

01:08.22
Mad Dog
Yes, sir.

01:10.82
Chibbs
ah yeah

01:13.48
Bevo
but what's What street are you picturing though?

01:13.71
Chibbs
We're doing... What? what Any?

01:17.66
Bevo
Jeringong?

01:19.04
Chibbs
um

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01:21.66
Chibbs
Yeah, sure That one that one that that all the tourists go to on the on the weekend.

01:24.11
Mad Dog
The famous one. Yeah.

01:26.89
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01:27.35
Mad Dog
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01:28.59
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Bleeding out on that one.

01:30.67
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The blood trickling down the hill.

01:30.98
Bevo
Wouldn't want to want to bleed out in a small country town.

01:31.04
Chibbs
um always you know I've almost hit a few people with my car. They and that would have bled out. Yeah.

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01:46.88
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Yeah, we could help him, but he wanted it this way.

01:49.11
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chose this lovely location for his spot to bleed out.

01:49.52
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah He listened to a really bad song and that's how he chose to end it.

01:57.52
Bevo
Yeah.

01:59.33
Chibbs
right, speaking of ending it, we are doing Paint the Town Red by Doja Cat. ah cat A doja cat.

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Mad Dog
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02:35.67
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All right, Southern's left.

02:35.74
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02:37.49
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Southern just got up and walked out.

02:38.39
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It's left the building again.

02:39.23
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So, yeah.

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He can't open his beer. It was a pop top, not a screw top.

02:43.92
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Ah, spewing.

02:45.15
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02:45.60
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02:46.27
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02:48.31
Chibbs
You can. You can see that.

02:49.21
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02:52.10
Chibbs
No, we probably should. You can get the full episodes on our YouTube channel. Find 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die. Follow us on TikTok and all the other threads.

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03:04.35
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Follow us on threads.

03:04.37
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03:06.30
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03:11.31
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03:11.59
Bevo
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03:12.34
Chibbs
Yeah, something like that. um

03:13.72
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03:14.52
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03:14.90
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03:15.55
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03:22.76
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03:24.11
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03:29.05
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03:47.02
Chibbs
I'm not going to do the intro because it says it's an intro here in the lyrics, but it's not. It's just a sample playing. So I'm not going to say. I'm not going to do the intro.

03:53.36
Bevo
Yep.

03:54.73
Chibbs
Happy with that? Cool.

03:55.87
Mad Dog
Yeah, it doesn't deserve to be done.

03:56.03
Chibbs
Chorus.

03:56.34
Bevo
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03:57.85
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03:58.44
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03:58.52
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A Doja Cat says... Um... Um...

04:06.14
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i'd rather be famous instead i let all that go to my head ah don't care i paint the town red bitch i said what i said ah'd rather be famous instead i'll let all that go to my head i don't care i paint the town red

04:25.22
Mad Dog
Is she beefing with someone with this?

04:25.63
Bevo
I thought it was funny.

04:30.03
Chibbs
um

04:30.20
Bevo
Well, yeah, it's the the but listen the listener, guess.

04:30.70
Mad Dog
Is there beef?

04:34.51
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04:37.91
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04:38.11
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04:38.86
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It's

05:05.12
Mad Dog
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05:09.13
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like saying a man who needs no introduction.

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05:25.26
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05:42.54
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05:43.05
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05:45.41
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05:49.36
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of

05:50.24
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minimum

05:51.52
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Have you ever, have any of you guys ever had to like paint like a room in your house or something like that?

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05:51.79
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05:58.13
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06:01.09
Chibbs
How expensive is paint?

06:03.50
Mad Dog
Oh, it's bloody expensive.

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06:04.99
Bevo
And the cheap stuff is shit.

06:06.84
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Yeah, I was actually at a hardware store today and I was buying this, it's like an enamel spray paint you use to ah spray metal stuff.

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06:07.65
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Or so I'm told.

06:16.64
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And the guy behind the counter was being real talkative, which was heaps fun for me who wanted to pay and leave.

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06:16.89
Mad Dog
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06:23.13
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Lippy.

06:23.34
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06:23.49
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and um he's like oh this is uh this isn't cheap stuff is it i'm like oh you know it is what it is and he's like you wouldn't believe it there i've got i've got some paint downstairs that if you you you use it to paint palings with you know how much it is a leader and i'm like a lot he's like 200 i'm like um like

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06:52.06
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06:55.16
Mad Dog
Is that an unfair price in this economy, sir? Yeah.

07:00.25
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07:01.82
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07:05.78
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07:06.15
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07:06.15
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07:06.54
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07:13.95
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07:14.03
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07:17.47
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07:20.77
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07:21.22
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07:21.38
Chibbs
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07:23.40
Mad Dog
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07:23.44
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07:23.50
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07:26.72
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07:32.16
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like...

07:32.89
Mad Dog
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07:35.54
Bevo
It's like that it's ah that online meme that's like, I'm not reading that, but I'm um' happy for you or I'm sorry that happened. It's one or the other.

07:42.93
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07:43.69
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Yeah.

07:45.15
Mad Dog
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07:50.77
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08:04.37
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08:04.41
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08:09.12
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08:17.49
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i want to go Let me go. Okay, so she's going to paint an entire town Yeah.

08:25.00
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08:32.89
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08:33.74
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08:41.76
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08:42.61
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08:48.88
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Bart versus the Space Mutants.

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08:56.71
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08:58.37
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could have been the start of every episode of The Simpsons, what are you thinking of?

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09:10.14
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and been

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09:18.05
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did

09:18.60
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09:20.81
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a

09:23.33
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09:27.14
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it It just comes up. It's Harold playing the tuba, but you've got to fucking click the keys in time.

09:30.82
Bevo
It's like Guitar Hero. but

09:36.03
Mad Dog
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09:36.49
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09:40.50
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dead yeah It's like, Madge, Madge, I thought you were dead.

09:42.86
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10:23.16
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10:26.64
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Dr. Carl just impregnated his secretary. ah What combination did you press for that?

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10:33.21
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Yeah, you've got to prime and seal.

10:57.00
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10:59.28
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Yeah.

10:59.40
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You know, big problem where I live is that it's so sunny up here all the time that all paint fades.

10:59.59
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11:04.92
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So all the straight, all the, like the billboards here or like shop signs are all faded red.

11:10.82
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I've heard some good some good paling paint that won't fade, I'll tell you that much.

11:10.91
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ah

11:15.88
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11:17.57
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but

11:18.30
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Or, or a fucking bargain. We don't know.

11:24.07
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It's true. Okay, we have absolutely no idea. We don't know.

11:27.45
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11:30.19
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11:38.70
Mad Dog
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11:40.33
Chibbs
Bye now. The post-chorus goes, she the devil. She a bad little bitch. She a rebel. She put her foot to the pedal.

11:52.12
Chibbs
It'll take a whole lot for me to settle. She the devil. She a bad little bitch. She a rebel. She put her foot to the pedal. It'll take a whole lot of me.

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See, I know she's probably talking about like, she's probably talking about like litigation, but I'm also thinking like maybe she's got a bit of ADHD and she's like,

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12:16.94
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12:22.75
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12:23.59
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12:26.06
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12:28.08
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12:29.77
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12:29.95
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12:32.21
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12:32.21
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12:35.73
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12:42.32
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going to need the light off, but the hallway light on get just a little bit of light in, but I don't like it to be too dark.

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12:53.36
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12:56.36
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but It's also such a casual thing just to throw out there that she is the Lord of Darkness.

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Yeah. Just, um i am Beelzebub.

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I'm the devil.

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Yeah, right. Yeah.

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You're like, well, tell me what else?

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So she's got a poor attitude, does she?

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Mad Dog
Bit

13:44.76
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yeah. yeah What else about her? Well, she's a rebel. Like, yeah, that's also implied.

13:50.75
Mad Dog
of a rebel? Yeah.

13:53.80
Bevo
Lord of of hell.

13:53.90
Chibbs
a

13:54.73
Mad Dog
Hmm.

13:55.77
Bevo
that

13:55.93
Chibbs
I would assume that Satan would be rebellious.

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she She's the most rebellious.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:59.80
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:01.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:01.54
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Yeah.

14:02.50
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Started rebellion.

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you start You can't, yeah, you can't be more rebellious than...

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Yeah. Invented rebellion.

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yeah it's like that's a shirt a

14:09.40
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Yeah, that is true.

14:09.41
Bevo
Yeah.

14:10.20
Chibbs
You can't be more rebellious than Satan.

14:10.64
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:12.37
Chibbs
Satan.

14:12.44
Bevo
It's like, have you heard that thing where it's like, you can't be more rebellious than Satan.

14:15.61
Chibbs
That's...

14:21.48
Mad Dog
That's a shame. You can't be more.

14:23.40
Bevo
you can't be more rebellious than satan

14:26.12
Mad Dog
i mean

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thousand one songs a thousand one songs that make you want to die on the front and then on the back you can't be more rebellious than satan

14:26.47
Chibbs
i then sighted that'

14:34.48
Mad Dog
Just no context.

14:34.74
Bevo
It's like, have you ever guys ever heard that thing? You ever heard that thing? It's like, could God microwave a burrito so hot that he himself couldn't eat it? Have you heard that before? And, um,

14:47.27
Chibbs
ah My favourite that keeps popping up to is the, it's just the Big Bang with God putting a revolver in his mouth and pulling the trigger.

14:48.70
Bevo
and'

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14:58.16
Mad Dog
Hmm.

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It is dark.

15:02.64
Bevo
But yeah, this I reckon you can manipulate the devil in the same way.

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15:05.92
Bevo
It's like, you're a rebel, eh? The devil? of course you are. Well, then how about rebel against me being in hell for eternity?

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15:15.04
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And then he'd be like, no, I can't do that. Oh, soft.

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15:17.67
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Oh, thought you were a rebel.

15:18.94
Chibbs
All right.

15:19.27
Bevo
Not a rebel.

15:20.58
Chibbs
Rule follower, hey?

15:20.73
Bevo
Oh, bit of a stickler, eh?

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Yeah.

15:23.73
Mad Dog
You sound like you aren't too much of a bitch.

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I'm going to be here for all eternity. I'm going to be here for all eternity. And what? You're just going to go along with that? I thought you might want to rebel.

15:29.71
Bevo
ha ha.

15:31.19
Mad Dog
I

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The great rebel there, apparently. He's like, no, all right.

15:36.75
Bevo
little rebel rousher.

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Mad Dog
actually enjoy the climate down here.

15:41.60
Bevo
do

15:43.75
Mad Dog
It's quite nice.

15:46.87
Chibbs
It's a like this all year round, is it, Satan?

15:48.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:48.89
Bevo
bit tepid.

15:50.36
Mad Dog
yeah i hate I hate the temperature in heaven so much. I like it down here better.

15:56.09
Bevo
It's cloudy, wet.

15:56.55
Chibbs
Yeah, we've already we spoke about that a few weeks ago, didn't we, about heaven being a wet, damp place?

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16:00.36
Bevo
Yeah.

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Yeah.

16:03.38
Bevo
Yeah, it's in the clouds.

16:05.55
Chibbs
It's in the clouds, yeah.

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Yeah.

16:06.73
Mad Dog
Yeah, true. Very moist.

16:07.95
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Yeah.

16:09.06
Chibbs
Verse 1. Let's get into verse 1.

16:10.97
Bevo
Oh, fuck. We're only at the verse.

16:12.92
Chibbs
Here we go. First one. First one. Said my happiness is all of your misery. I put good dick all in my kidneys.

16:23.71
Bevo
But she sings it like kidneys.

16:23.95
Mad Dog
Jesus.

16:26.76
Chibbs
Well, that makes some more sense, doesn't it? Yeah. What's this?

16:30.48
Bevo
Magil? Magil?

16:31.56
Chibbs
Margeal? I know what that is, but it's got a capital M. Is that a person or a brand?

16:36.74
Bevo
Maison Margiela is a per Parisian haute couture house.

16:42.14
Mad Dog
Uh-huh.

16:42.88
Bevo
fancy Fancy brand, I would imagine. It's like Kmart for um rich people.

16:44.78
Mad Dog
Right.

16:45.04
Chibbs
Okay. Fancy brand.

16:47.22
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

16:47.40
Chibbs
Okay, cool.

16:47.96
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

16:48.26
Chibbs
Fancy than me.

16:51.31
Chibbs
Kmart in Paris.

16:53.18
Mad Dog
Got it.

16:53.47
Chibbs
This majeel don't come with no jealousy.

16:55.62
Bevo
Yeah.

16:57.29
Chibbs
My illness don't come with no remedy. i am so much fun without Hennessy. They just want my love and my energy. You can't talk no shit without penalties.

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Mm. Mm.

17:11.53
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Bitch, I'm in your shit if you send for me. I'm going to glow up one more time.

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Mm.

17:20.17
Chibbs
Trust me, i have magical foresight. You gon' see me sleeping in courtside. You gon' see me eating ten more times.

17:31.31
Chibbs
Ah, you can't take that bitch nowhere. ah I look better with no hair. Ah, ain't no sign I can't smoke here Ah, give me the chance and I'll go there.

17:47.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

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17:49.28
Mad Dog
Okay. Wow. There's lot going on there.

17:51.97
Bevo
There's a few riddles in there.

17:53.70
Chibbs
Okay, there are riddles in there, but let's start off with this.

17:54.23
Bevo
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Yeah.

17:56.95
Bevo
No more, no less.

18:02.04
Chibbs
Answer me these questions three.

18:04.40
Mad Dog
Genes 3.

18:05.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

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Question the first.

18:06.58
Bevo
Trust me with my magical foresight.

18:13.87
Chibbs
Magical foresight.

18:14.20
Mad Dog
Magical. Anything that's magical.

18:16.19
Chibbs
if you If you got a dick in your kidney, you would be dead. You would die.

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You reckon? Depends on the dick.

18:24.44
Chibbs
Yep.

18:24.66
Mad Dog
its

18:26.03
Bevo
Not meant for that.

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Surely.

18:26.70
Mad Dog
It's gone the wrong way if you're up in the kidney area.

18:32.95
Chibbs
Oh, it could be that, like, it could be, you know, like a kidney punch, like you get from, like, in boxing match.

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18:38.52
Mad Dog
Just like a...

18:39.00
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Yeah.

18:39.86
Chibbs
yeah Just drop someone. Just, someone just slapping their dick against their kidneys.

18:43.98
Mad Dog
Slow, yeah, like a kidney punch, but with your dick.

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18:47.58
Chibbs
Yeah. but Just fucking drop some, like, yeah. It's like, drop some, like, a boxer in the eighth round. Just go on.

18:56.24
Mad Dog
ah Just, can yeah.

18:58.16
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

18:58.44
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they're allergic to dicks in the kidney and they get, and they're like, oh, my kidney. I'm not meant to get dicks in it. Oh no.

19:05.07
Bevo
just I've had a stone in my kidney and that hurt a lot. So I imagine a dick would hurt a lot more.

19:10.12
Mad Dog
ah

19:10.36
Chibbs
Oh yeah, can't imagine a dick. Yeah, dick would be horrible.

19:12.54
Mad Dog
I've heard they're very bad.

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Yeah.

19:14.29
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:15.80
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I had a stone in there. I can't even imagine a dick in there.

19:20.17
Bevo
That's what I said.

19:22.79
Chibbs
there's something funny There's something funny about the line of like, bitch, I'm in your shit if you send for me. It's like olden times of like ah sending a messenger out for Doja Cat.

19:29.63
Mad Dog
yeah

19:34.77
Chibbs
and's It's not text message. It's not anything.

19:38.37
Mad Dog
yeah

19:38.44
Chibbs
I've actually had to send my messenger out on horseback.

19:42.88
Mad Dog
Take this parchment to Doja Cat.

19:43.22
Chibbs
And they're like, yeah, yeah.

19:46.52
Mad Dog
Yeah.

19:46.57
Chibbs
Doja Cat, do you want to come over? It's like, oh, fuck. You're going to have to deal with some shit. If I cut you for i life have to come over there, I'll tell you that much.

19:56.77
Mad Dog
I'm in your shit.

19:58.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:58.58
Bevo
and her saying like I'm gonna glow up one more time like someone's threatened her and she's like i hang on just go put some makeup on a bit it's not the last fucking time I do this

19:58.72
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:03.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:03.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:08.79
Chibbs
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20:09.70
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

20:11.77
Chibbs
Enough.

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The last part one might glow up.

20:12.49
Mad Dog
This is it. After this, that's it.

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No more glow-ups!

20:15.51
Mad Dog
Yes.

20:17.68
Chibbs
And she did say that she does look better with no hair and I was trying to figure out if she was bald in the video and she's definitely bald.

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Mad Dog
this is This is the one that I took the most offence to.

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Yeah, me too.

20:27.77
Mad Dog
And there's three bald dudes talking here.

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Yeah.

20:31.44
Mad Dog
No one looks better with no hair.

20:34.48
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Yeah, I mean, i yeah I remember Ryan Beveridge looking fantastic with hair, and now, eh, so-so.

20:35.23
Mad Dog
Objectively. Come on.

20:41.96
Bevo
I like to say, though, it's like you get people that say, like, I like men with bald hair. And it's like, well, you don't hear Taylor Swift sing about the fella over there with the hella bald patch.

20:52.15
Bevo
Yeah.

20:52.94
Chibbs
what

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The hell of no hair.

20:55.63
Chibbs
i don

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To the fellow over there with the bald fucking head like a freak.

20:57.44
Chibbs
um

21:00.40
Bevo
A little bit in the non-top. It just doesn't happen, does it? It's like when you play a video game, it's like custom character creator and it's like, choose your hairstyle. it's like, why is none not an option?

21:15.90
Chibbs
It's like I can choose to have no head before I can choose to have no hair.

21:18.69
Bevo
It's a razor.

21:21.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:21.12
Chibbs
um I like the ain't no sign I can't smoke here. And I like to think that she's in like the ICU or something in a hospital.

21:29.32
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:29.38
Chibbs
And it's like just like she's pumping three darts at once.

21:34.01
Bevo
Yeah.

21:34.18
Chibbs
And they're like, you can't smoke. so There's no sign. It's like, well, it's fucking people, you know, normally just realise.

21:37.03
Bevo
Yeah.

21:38.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:38.97
Bevo
It's that classic Air Bud, like there's no nothing in the rules saying dogs can't play basketball.

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I... Yeah.

21:49.29
Mad Dog
If you can show me a sign that says no smoking, I will put them out straight away.

21:51.92
Bevo
yeah

21:55.39
Mad Dog
Until then, I'm going to enjoy cigarette.

21:56.68
Chibbs
so I am in flavor country.

21:59.87
Bevo
i will and i will invoke Air Bud's law.

22:00.37
Chibbs
I am in flavor country.

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Mad Dog
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Air Buds law.

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who ah but floor ah

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Parts law.

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Show me a no smoking sign and I will stop and my dog will stop playing basketball when you do the same for him.

22:11.41
Bevo
There's a clip for you.

22:14.61
Bevo
Yeah.

22:17.84
Chibbs
Even though he is cooking right now, he's sort of du he's got a double-double, this dog.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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yeah

22:21.73
Mad Dog
he's He's on a heater.

22:21.80
Chibbs
He's fucking on fire.

22:22.35
Bevo
yeah

22:23.28
Chibbs
yeah um Yeah, you're going to see me eat 10 more times.

22:23.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

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They call him Air Bud, you know why?

22:29.65
Mad Dog
Yeah, but...

22:31.15
Chibbs
ah butar like Do you think 10 more times just today or forever? like I'm going to just save up these meals.

22:41.35
Chibbs
I'm going to have 10 more meals.

22:42.51
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Ten. don't...

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22:46.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:48.68
Mad Dog
i't

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Surely like four to five is that's the.

22:51.98
Chibbs
You wouldn't care. You wouldn't care by the six. You'd be like, what are he up to again? but how many how many times have you eaten? of well Yeah, I wasn't paying attention.

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You'd probably get hungry.

23:04.31
Bevo
I also so like the idea that she's still eating after this, but you can't watch her.

23:05.15
Chibbs
For sure.

23:08.36
Chibbs
Yeah, it's in private now.

23:08.50
Bevo
Like from then on, she hides when she eats.

23:09.03
Mad Dog
It's...

23:10.67
Chibbs
You just hear behind the door. ra i um i'm i'm wraping my mess

23:12.53
Bevo
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And you're like...

23:14.31
Mad Dog
Or is it like a ah televised kind of mini-series of Doja Cat eats meals?

23:21.32
Bevo
you

23:21.80
Chibbs
People probably watch it.

23:21.89
Mad Dog
It's like, come on, guys, it's episode 10 of Doja Cat eating dinner.

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It's the season finale.

23:29.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:29.19
Chibbs
Kibble.

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I like that you're watching her eat and she's like, you're gonna see me eating 10 more times.

23:30.76
Mad Dog
Kibble!

23:35.18
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You're like, okay. I don't know why I'm watching this, but may as well. And then you she gets to number 10 and she's like, that's it. Like Ryan said, it's like, nah. And then she goes to the next room and starts eating and it's like, guess that's number 11.

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then

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Mad Dog
We're not allowed to see it.

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and And then there's a pause and it starts again.

23:52.85
Mad Dog
and

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You're like, fuck 12. twelve Still going.

23:59.56
Bevo
I wish I could see this.

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yeah She cut me off at 10. I really wish I knew what was going on.

24:03.70
Chibbs
yeah

24:03.82
Mad Dog
ah

24:03.89
Bevo
I really squandered those 10 times I saw her eating.

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She could be eating human shit for all I know.

24:06.74
Chibbs
yeah

24:08.56
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Maybe that's why she stopped. Maybe she's like, at 11, I start eating shit and I like to do that in private.

24:16.05
Chibbs
It'd be embarrassing to do it in front of you.

24:16.08
Bevo
Put down the...

24:17.61
Mad Dog
And ruined my reputation.

24:18.40
Chibbs
but

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You will watch all the times I eat food. That's it. When I start eating shit, I'm leaving.

24:25.14
Mad Dog
Fecal matter, that's me time.

24:27.07
Chibbs
It's like, why did you have to specify you were eating food these 10 times? What are you eating after the 10 times?

24:35.20
Mad Dog
I'm totally eating food for dinner tonight. Yeah.

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24:41.28
Bevo
Thank you.

24:41.71
Chibbs
um that she does another chorus again she does another post chorus again so we get the the pain in the town red and and the fact that she is rebellious devil um verse two it goes said pop make money now you try bitch you could use a revamp with a new vibe sis

25:07.88
Chibbs
I don't need a big feature or a new sidekick. I don't need a new fan because my boo like it. Scary month?

25:18.92
Bevo
Yep.

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so

25:19.34
Bevo
know

25:20.10
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Oh, that's, well, a few Nelly songs.

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Chibbs
Boo! Oh,

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There's a Nelly song that should be included in Scary Month then.

25:25.28
Chibbs
yeah. I don't need to wear a wig to make you like it. I'm a two-time bitch. You ain't knew I'd win.

25:36.82
Chibbs
Throw a shot like you're trying to have a food fight then. All of my ops waiting for me to be, I bet. Said I got drive, I need, ah don't need a car.

25:51.36
Chibbs
Money really all that we fiendin' for. I'm doing things that ain't seen before. Fans ain't dumb, but extremists are.

26:03.00
Bevo
Oh wow. Where's Catherine?

26:04.65
Chibbs
I'm a demon. I'm a demon lord. Fall off.

26:08.08
Mad Dog
God damn it.

26:09.18
Chibbs
Fall off what? I ain't seen the horse. Called your bluff. Better sight the source. Fame ain't something that I need no more.

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There's a lot there.

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good ahead

26:24.33
Bevo
um I wanted to talk about, where is it? Uh,

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Bevo
Where is it? I've lost it.

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Was it the coughing?

26:38.81
Bevo
Yeah. Said I got drive. i don't need a car.

26:40.71
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:41.19
Mad Dog
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

26:41.98
Chibbs
I don't need a car. Yeah.

26:44.65
Mad Dog
Yep.

26:44.82
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Yeah, that's like saying, so drive is what you do in a car. So she's already got what you do in the car.

26:50.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:53.29
Bevo
Yeah.

26:53.43
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So she doesn't need the car. but So it's like saying, I've got eat. I don't need a hot dog.

27:01.13
Chibbs
Yeah.

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Makes no fucking sense.

27:04.71
Bevo
I thought you were going to say something like I've got passion.

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Yeah.

27:06.94
Bevo
i don't need a fruit.

27:12.32
Mad Dog
I've got eight.

27:18.89
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Oh, Jesus.

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It's the same thing, but when you say it like that, it sounds fucking stupid.

27:20.96
Mad Dog
oh

27:24.11
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Yeah.

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God.

27:28.56
Chibbs
fit fit Fans ain't dumb, but extremists are.

27:28.61
Bevo
Do you, that's what going to ask. Yeah.

27:32.35
Mad Dog
Yeah. Jesus.

27:35.18
Chibbs
like

27:35.32
Mad Dog
What type of extremists are we talking to about here?

27:38.12
Chibbs
And also just fact the fact to call an extremist dumb, it's just like...

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Bevo
Shoo shoo shoo.

27:43.89
Chibbs
Those Al-Qaeda extremists were pretty dumb, weren't they?

27:48.57
Mad Dog
They were silly.

27:50.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Just a tower.

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Just

27:56.22
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Fucking bang! Oh, that's dumb.

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Mad Dog
dumb.

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27:59.68
Mad Dog
You big dummies.

27:59.85
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He's just heckling him from the green. That's dumb.

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Dumb.

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Stop it.

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You're dead now. That's dumb.

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Look at that.

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Yeah.

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Look what you've done. That's dumb.

28:12.17
Mad Dog
Good one, you big dummy. Yeah.

28:17.10
Bevo
to um to Yeah.

28:20.46
Mad Dog
What was this one, Bevo?

28:25.27
Bevo
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the

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Mad Dog
Demon Lord.

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Bevo
Yeah.

28:33.92
Chibbs
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Mad Dog
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28:35.63
Bevo
Yeah.

28:47.61
Chibbs
Yeah, this is going to come out where it's so like, ah you know Doja Cat was doing like animal sacrifices and stuff in the back? We did not see this coming at all. She was literally saying she was the devil incarnate.

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Mad Dog
She couldn't have been more explicit ah about the fact she was the actual Satan.

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It's not, it was not, not a hint of irony to be seen.

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29:07.74
Mad Dog
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The lyrics say that she's the devil.

29:11.06
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Yeah.

29:11.07
Mad Dog
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ah ah You know, you can't be surprised by that. you just Just as you can't be surprised that she rebels. She tells you that too.

29:21.27
Mad Dog
Well, it should have been implied, but she made it extra explicit. Yeah.

29:27.47
Bevo
The only other line I want to talk about was, um sorry, you go, Chibs.

29:27.63
Chibbs
She says that she... she said yeah you go.

29:32.59
Bevo
ah When she says, fall off what? I ain't seen the horse. I guess you wouldn't if you're on the horse.

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29:42.14
Bevo
I don't know, if you fall backwards, maybe.

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Chibbs
She's had a huge fall.

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Mad Dog
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29:44.81
Chibbs
Yeah. She's just fucking flattened on the ground. it just like, what?

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You fell off a horse, don't you?

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29:53.99
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I didn't say.

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29:58.41
Bevo
That's why she doesn't need a car too, because she's got a horse.

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Chibbs
She has a horse. The thing here, I don't need a big feature or a new sidekick implies that she had an old sidekick.

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Bevo
Boy Doja.

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Chibbs
Like I said.

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Bevo
Doja kid. but

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Chibbs
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30:17.83
Mad Dog
it

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and Doja Kitten.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. It died horrifically in a horse accident.

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Mad Dog
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Mad Dog
Watch them eat food exactly 10 times.

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Chibbs
Doja Kitten...

30:38.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:38.78
Chibbs
Doja Kitten fell off a horse and couldn't walk again. Yeah.

30:43.33
Mad Dog
so The old Christopher Reeve. Yeah.

30:46.10
Bevo
yeah

30:46.10
Chibbs
The old the old Reeves dive, they call that.

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Mad Dog
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well I think we're stretching on this one let's keep going yeah

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Chibbs
What do you mean? We got the Christopher Reeves.

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Mad Dog
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Chibbs
That's how you know we're on a roll.

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Mad Dog
Now we're cooking. Yeah.

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Bevo
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Mad Dog
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i yeah like can we can we just start can we start like working out if if things have a um a reeves funnel

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31:17.58
Bevo
it He's come up a lot, actually.

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Any horse mention is easy.

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Chibbs
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31:23.75
Mad Dog
Horse.

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Chibbs
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Are we in a Reeves funnel?

31:29.86
Chibbs
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31:31.32
Bevo
LAUGHTER

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Mad Dog
Hang on. Are we talking about Christopher now?

31:33.95
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:35.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

31:39.38
Chibbs
This was released on the 4th of August, 2023. That's 8,007 days after the towers fell. It's written by Doja Cat, a.k.a.

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Chibbs
Amala Zandial Dlamini.

31:55.80
Mad Dog
Jesus. She is a devil.

31:57.78
Chibbs
yeah South African.

32:00.81
Mad Dog
Really?

32:02.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

32:03.37
Mad Dog
Interesting.

32:03.61
Chibbs
ah't I don't know, actually.

32:05.06
Mad Dog
okay

32:06.82
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I believe she's of South African descent. right Roger Shea Yid.

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um I've got his thesaurus. Hmm.

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And Y2K, a.k.a. Ari Starrants.

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The year 2000.

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The year 2000. Yeah. The Y2K bug itself. um

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32:31.33
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It's... ah The entire thing is revolves around the sample of Dion Warwick's Walk on By.

32:38.88
Bevo
Gone by. Hmm.

32:40.23
Chibbs
Yeah. Written by Burt Bacharach and Hal David.

32:42.78
Mad Dog
Yeah, Bert gets mentioned. Yeah.

32:45.00
Chibbs
Yeah. Ladies and gentlemen, Burt Bacharach.

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Bevo
One of the goats.

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Mad Dog
Bert Beckerack.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

32:48.90
Bevo
What do you get when you fall in love?

32:50.87
Mad Dog
I fall in love. in love.

32:54.69
Chibbs
um Yeah. ah Apparently the whole this whole song was a massive like push against... What was the other song that we did with Doja Cat?

33:07.33
Chibbs
The Kiss Me More?

33:07.94
Bevo
Oh, was it the Kiss Me More?

33:09.59
Chibbs
Kiss Me Something?

33:11.28
Bevo
What's that other one we did that was like...

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Chibbs
Was it? Fucking great song, whatever it was.

33:14.84
Bevo
I'm going to have to think about this, so I'll come back to this.

33:16.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

33:16.88
Bevo
yeah

33:17.23
Chibbs
But, um, but they can, yeah, considered that to be like real poppy and everything.

33:18.02
Bevo
With scissor, I think.

33:22.71
Chibbs
And she was being forced into that. Uh, and she basically just went, I just won't do anything and just stopped doing stuff for ages. And a few years later dropped paint the town red and went, this is what I'm doing now.

33:37.04
Bevo
And did this...

33:37.27
Chibbs
Now, to be honest with you, it seems pretty much the same. Like, yeah, I don't see a massive difference saying, like, this isn't pop music and it's not like she released gangster rap. Like, it's still pretty poppy.

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did this Was this the hottest 100 number one of the year or something? I feel like it was.

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Was it?

33:57.06
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it was It must have been high up there.

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Yeah, it could have been.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
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It the first time I've ever heard it. was today.

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Couldn't escape this one.

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So that counts out seal counting crows.

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ah

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Jon Bon Jovi.

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Cheryl Crowe. Yeah.

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Bevo
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Chibbs
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34:22.24
Bevo
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Chibbs
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what it What is it? A gray area like sting? Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Although now that he's Yusuf Islam, you're a big fan.

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I've only heard the use of the Islam stuff.

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He's back to cat.

34:41.61
Mad Dog
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Bevo
Yeah.

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Okay.

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I refuse to listen to anything ah prior pre-use of Islam.

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Mad Dog
I and only subscribe to the Islam years. Yeah.

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Apparently critics accused her of using AI-inspired imagery and occult symbolism to gain viral...

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
um like

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Notoriety.

35:10.63
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, just went fully into it. Just like, let's just do the Satanist shit because that'll rile people up. but Yeah, probably.

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Mad Dog
It worked.

35:20.08
Chibbs
Probably. Yeah, I reckon that's definitely... like I ah don't know if 100% sure she is into Satan, heaps.

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all

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But, yeah...

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Mad Dog
She says she is.

35:28.64
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It's like, it's the same as like Black Sabbath. They were like heaps devout Christians they like, oh, people just like this scary shit. So let's just lean in.

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Bevo
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35:46.79
Bevo
Did you, did you listen to the, there was a guy that was like doing an Aussie impression with the accent. Is that the one you heard?

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Bevo
yeah

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had the same one. Yeah. Yeah.

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i've read ah I've got a Black Sabbath biography, like a book that I've read before, but...

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There's a bit where he goes out and he's like, Sharon's, is it Sharon?

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Yeah.

36:20.55
Bevo
Maybe his other wife. I can't remember. But they're like, who, which everyone's like, you need to feed those chickens that you've, you bought Aussie. You need to take care of these chickens. He's like, I'll show you. And he takes a fucking shotgun and shoots all these chickens.

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It's fucking weird. Like, yeah.

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I think it's funny when people like, Aussie's up in heaven with fucking Ace Frehley and all that.

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It's like, these guys aren't going to heaven. These are very bad people.

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um

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he um he drugged He drugged a vicar accidentally. well

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A vicar.

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What was the Vicar over?

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Well, the vicar was going, this is where he was like, no one, like it was in Black Sabbath, but like they weren't huge yet. And the vicar was just going around from house to house, making house calls and saying hi to everyone and shows up at his house.

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Oh, Ozzy, it's the vicar.

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I'll see.

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and But that that was the sort of shit that was happening before he was like Ozzy Osbourne.

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There you go.

37:49.51
Mad Dog
yeah

37:50.60
Chibbs
It's produced by Roger and Y2K. Roger's done stuff for Travis Scott and Halsey. Y2K has done other shit. But, um yeah, apparently they used samples but then recorded live instrumentation over the top of stuff as well.

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Chibbs
Did a full mashup. So there's real instruments in there, apparently.

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Bevo
Okay.

38:15.91
Chibbs
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38:17.39
Bevo
I've heard it's a producing trick. It's like if you add at least one real instrument in, it makes it sound a lot better than if it's all samples or all, you know, native instruments or whatever you

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Nice correction of yourself there.

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ah

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Sorry, I read it out wrong and then I corrected it.

39:01.36
Bevo
Dojo implies a sexual relationship with the Grim Reaper, which is funny because listening to this song is fucking death.

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I like it.

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Yeah, because she was fucking the Grim Reaper, is

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Well done.

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They're getting a, you know, they need a chaperone at this point.

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that...?

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

39:23.74
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I'd say the One-Horn Demon was getting more handsy than the Grim Reaper.

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I can't do

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It's all very handsy.

39:33.74
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Yeah, is very handsy. But that's that's what the devil that's a devil for yeah

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it.

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does Does anyone have a comment?

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I just found one just then.

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39:44.88
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yeah

39:45.56
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this is from MileyDoo13014 one month ago.

39:45.62
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What's yours,

39:49.75
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i don't think people talk enough about the fact that she used her own paintings in the video. She added herself to her own paintings. You can't be more creative than that.

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Mad Dog
a

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and people just People just get so into something that they go, how can I defend this to the fucking death?

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and The old self-portrait.

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40:19.40
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laugh out loud

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Dave's just like, oh, I thought I was going to help you with my satanic songs.

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Hmm.

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42:06.23
Bevo
If every every person in the United States watched this, then that would be that.

42:10.84
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. That's pretty good. Yeah, you're right.

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42:12.94
Bevo
Or maybe...

42:17.07
Chibbs
ah It was number one on the hot Billboard Hot 100. It's her second solo chart topper. The first solo female rap song to hit number one 2023. I mean, fucking not really a stat, is it?

42:32.64
Chibbs
It reached number one in 14 countries, including Australia and the UK. It has over a billion Spotify streams and spawned a TikTok trend using the word bitch, I said what I said line and featured in over 2 million TikToks.

42:47.17
Chibbs
Yeah, the...

42:47.87
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Do you think that, um like, that kind of thing where, like, it becomes a TikTok trend, do you think it's somehow set up?

42:48.00
Mad Dog
Wow.

42:48.19
Chibbs
yeah

42:54.34
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like Like, that's what record labels do these days to get songs out there?

42:56.64
Chibbs
I think record labels are trying to do it.

42:57.92
Bevo
Absolutely. I think

42:59.36
Chibbs
I think they're trying everything they can to get that to happen, but it mustn't happen very often.

43:02.94
Mad Dog
Yep.

43:03.16
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Yeah.

43:04.04
Bevo
then again, having said that, like Connie Francis got popular for a little bit there and it's like, no one's going, let's get her back in the charts.

43:11.97
Mad Dog
think Tori Amos had a thing as well.

43:12.00
Chibbs
Who the fuck is that?

43:14.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

43:14.79
Chibbs
Who the fuck is Connie Francis?

43:16.69
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You don't know Connie Francis?

43:16.92
Bevo
You know,

43:19.07
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Get with the times. Get with the times, old man river meant Rivers Johnson.

43:20.95
Bevo
yeah She, do you know that song that's like, you can ask the flowers, I'll sit for hours.

43:28.20
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I fucking love that.

43:30.27
Chibbs
Oh, right. Okay, some old shit.

43:32.27
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Yeah.

43:32.33
Bevo
Yeah. And then she, that, that took off and then she died like straight after the trend died off.

43:33.25
Chibbs
Yeah, okay, right.

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Pretty little baby.

43:35.73
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Yeah, yeah, right.

43:38.85
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she Well, she got on.

43:39.04
Chibbs
The chinese Chinese knocked her off.

43:39.81
Mad Dog
Damn.

43:40.57
Bevo
Yeah.

43:41.40
Chibbs
They're like, we're sick of this.

43:42.81
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Yeah. um Yeah, she... I saw it... Okay, all right. I saw a TikTok of her acknowledging it, just going on like, well, it's amazing to see one of my songs be enjoyed by people 60 years after it was released.

43:54.53
Bevo
Yeah, she's like...

43:58.37
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I'm 94.

43:58.51
Chibbs
And then she went, and just fell over backwards.

44:00.12
Bevo
And she's one of those, like, you got still got the blonde hair and the heavy makeup, and it's like... Yeah. 60s, I think.

44:05.29
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that is ah That is a wild thing, though, to think that, like, she did that in, i don't know the maths, but probably the 20s.

44:05.62
Bevo
Yeah.

44:11.79
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um

44:13.82
Bevo
sixty s i think

44:13.93
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So she did it in the 20s, which means she was probably 20. So she's 120.

44:18.60
Chibbs
Yeah, it's crazy.

44:18.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:20.53
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Yeah, but um no, it's a crazy thing that she made that at that time, and then it resurfaces now, and there's, like, however old, you know, like, 17-year-old girls filming their little dogs go, like, pretty little baby.

44:32.69
Bevo
yeah

44:32.97
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

44:33.02
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yeah It's like...

44:34.53
Chibbs
on ah on ah On a um Chinese propaganda like application.

44:38.25
Bevo
And the funny thing, what this the funny thing would be like, her management would be like, you're big on the TikTok, Connie.

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What a weird world, eh?

44:42.20
Chibbs
yeah

44:45.42
Bevo
And she's like, let me die, please.

44:49.82
Chibbs
It's so hard to breathe. right Oh, hold on. Is there a set list? Really?

44:57.55
Bevo
There is a set list.

44:58.79
Chibbs
Really?

44:58.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

44:59.06
Bevo
Go.

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tell you

45:05.47
Chibbs
okay Okay. I didn't know ah know if she but did shows or if she was just like a...

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Mad Dog
The ultimate.

45:09.33
Bevo
i think it's a f I reckon she does a lot of festival sets.

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He's good girl.

45:12.03
Chibbs
Okay, right.

45:12.50
Bevo
I imagine.

45:12.75
Chibbs
Yeah, okay.

45:13.12
Bevo
This is Outside Lands, actually. um

45:15.26
Chibbs
Right.

45:15.89
Bevo
August 8th, 2025, Golden Gate Park, San Francisco, California. 22 songs, so 21 in the main set, then she does one song encore.

45:27.00
Bevo
Where you play Paint the Town Red?

45:29.48
Chibbs
First.

45:32.09
Mad Dog
Yeah, she's opening with this.

45:35.17
Bevo
a bit of drums there, Dan.

45:35.15
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Close them with it. Yeah, close them. Oh, you can hear that? Sorry. Close them with it before the before the last song.

45:39.64
Bevo
and

45:42.28
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She closed the whole set before the last song with this song. Second last.

45:46.59
Bevo
What?

45:46.93
Chibbs
second last oh yeah gonna finish with that i forgot about that one yeah yeah i forgot about that one

45:47.69
Mad Dog
So second last.

45:48.17
Bevo
you

45:52.54
Bevo
ah You would be correct, Dan. She does its second last, the last song with the mates.

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Yes!

45:56.29
Bevo
said

45:58.62
Bevo
And ah

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I almost went with last.

46:01.30
Bevo
ah her last song is a song called Wet Vagina.

46:06.60
Mad Dog
Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Good one for the kids, that one.

46:08.50
Bevo
Yep.

46:11.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:11.27
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Yeah, I actually forgot that that was her. Otherwise I definitely wouldn't have said that this one was gonna be last. that's That's a big, big song.

46:18.21
Bevo
Do you know that one?

46:20.21
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I mean, are we talking about, are we talking about WAP?

46:23.85
Bevo
No, this one's just called wet vagina.

46:24.34
Chibbs
No, it's called wet vagina.

46:26.51
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Wait, so who did WAP?

46:26.66
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:29.17
Bevo
That's... um

46:29.32
Chibbs
Not Doja Cat.

46:30.92
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Oh, that's Megan Thee Stallion.

46:32.44
Bevo
We haven't... Yeah, that's right.

46:33.91
Mad Dog
Megan the Stallion.

46:35.17
Chibbs
it's Another animal based.

46:35.46
Bevo
We haven't done...

46:36.53
Chibbs
Another animal based.

46:37.93
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but as so i get I get it mixed up because ah I don't listen to any of them.

46:38.17
Chibbs
on there Yeah, yeah.

46:38.40
Mad Dog
That's why he hasn't heard it. ah

46:42.56
Chibbs
ah

46:42.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

46:55.02
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do.

46:56.17
Chibbs
What do you think Doja Cat's net worth in 2025 is, Doggy?

47:00.24
Mad Dog
Fuck me. um

47:04.12
Mad Dog
I don't even think she's in Thoreau.

47:08.60
Mad Dog
But I think she might be Winona.

47:08.70
Chibbs
Really?

47:11.13
Chibbs
Okay.

47:11.83
Mad Dog
So, yeah.

47:12.56
Bevo
The next one down.

47:13.39
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I reckon,

47:14.60
Mad Dog
So, 28 million. twenty eight million

47:19.87
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I reckon 30 mil.

47:20.48
Chibbs
Yeah, okay. All right, Bevo.

47:23.41
Bevo
a good guess. going say four. Just go, I'm going to shoot low. Yep.

47:26.41
Chibbs
Four mil? like Okay. Southern, what do you reckon she's worth?

47:30.93
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um i reckon reckon thirty mil

47:36.22
Chibbs
You guys were all close except Bevo. 25 million US.

47:38.52
Bevo
Yeah.

47:40.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:40.21
Bevo
I undershot it. Yeah.

47:41.66
Mad Dog
oh I knew she was Winoona.

47:43.38
Bevo
It's household name.

47:44.84
Mad Dog
Yeah.

47:45.08
Bevo
Household name.

47:45.29
Mad Dog
It's not enough to get into Thrill, but you might get a look in at Winoona.

47:45.47
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

47:49.71
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You know what I spun out about this? Not really related, but um that that movie Blank Check.

47:56.24
Chibbs
Yep.

47:56.86
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And in that movie, he ends up with $1 million. dollars

48:01.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

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And just all the shit that he does with a million dollars.

48:04.34
Mad Dog
Changes his life.

48:05.70
Chibbs
Like, Bozza Mansion and...

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Yeah.

48:06.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:07.26
Chibbs
fuck Yeah, like...

48:07.73
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Yeah.

48:07.78
Bevo
what When did that come out though? What year did that come out?

48:09.97
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Oh, like early. no Have you not seen it?

48:11.87
Bevo
No.

48:12.63
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yeah haven't say blank You should watch Blank Check.

48:12.65
Chibbs
Yeah, classic.

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It's awesome.

48:14.35
Bevo
I've seen Richie Rich.

48:14.38
Chibbs
Yeah, and classic, classic, classic kids movie. Blank Check was even better.

48:19.17
Bevo
Well, it's like that it's like the Austin Powers joke where he's in the and he's like, one billion dollars and everyone thinks that's fucking funny.

48:23.72
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

48:23.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

48:25.55
Bevo
Yeah.

48:26.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:26.14
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Yeah.

48:26.70
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah.

48:27.95
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Yeah. um

48:28.46
Mad Dog
One million.

48:29.05
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But anyway, I was just saying that like she's worth 25, which is like, that is a fuckload of money. But in terms of pop stars status, that's like chump change really these days.

48:39.97
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If you're you're a serious...

48:40.13
Chibbs
Yeah, it's not that much. Like, I just don't think she tours or plays very much.

48:44.63
Bevo
Yeah.

48:45.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

48:45.91
Bevo
Well, she's not interested in, clearly not interested in milking it based on the lyrics.

48:45.92
Mad Dog
I reckon it's pretty good.

48:52.04
Chibbs
No, not at all. She could. She's unreal. Yeah.

48:56.83
Mad Dog
She also lives forever because she's the Lord of Darkness.

48:59.77
Chibbs
That's right.

48:59.83
Bevo
Yeah.

49:00.21
Chibbs
She's in no rush.

49:00.34
Mad Dog
So, yeah.

49:01.20
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She doesn't need money.

49:01.37
Bevo
Yeah.

49:01.68
Chibbs
She's in no rush.

49:02.99
Mad Dog
She doesn't need to buy a house.

49:03.39
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ah Yeah.

49:03.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:04.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:04.97
Chibbs
Yeah.

49:05.06
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Whatever money accumulates now for her, know, she's going make that last for all eternity. So

49:11.02
Bevo
I wonder what the overheads are in hell.

49:11.37
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:11.41
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah

49:13.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:14.12
Bevo
The labour shortage.

49:14.12
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yeah.

49:14.41
Mad Dog
oh

49:15.82
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The more she has, the more tax she's got to pay too. so

49:19.18
Mad Dog
yeah

49:19.97
Chibbs
but's right this shit

49:22.23
Mad Dog
Not even the devil can escape tax, man.

49:27.11
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i'll tell you I'll tell you the real devil, the IRS.

49:32.74
Bevo
These bills.

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The ATO.

49:33.23
Mad Dog
The ah bloody ATO.

49:33.47
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The ATO, I should say.

49:35.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:35.97
Chibbs
ge geese have a good song called taxes which is basically just about not wanting to pay taxes and it's like if you want me to pay taxes you'll need to drag a crucifix in here and nail me down yeah

49:42.26
Bevo
Yeah.

49:47.67
Bevo
Wow.

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wow

49:50.44
Mad Dog
I'm not paying them.

49:50.52
Chibbs
yeah i don't want to pay them um

49:51.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:53.55
Bevo
Dragon Satan, you you get down to hell and Satan's like, you need to fucking work on my structures.

49:54.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

49:59.08
Bevo
And this fucking sucks. You know, it's hell.

50:01.99
Chibbs
structures.

50:02.28
Bevo
That's what.

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well that's hell well well that's hell for yeah

50:03.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

50:05.15
Chibbs
Yeah. What

50:07.51
Bevo
And then you're like, yeah, but you're a rebel. Oh, fuck. All right. Here's your money. Yes.

50:12.32
Mad Dog
yeah

50:13.16
Bevo
I got him.

50:16.18
Bevo
Red. Shades of

50:17.16
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Should have thought of that before you got sent to hell.

50:18.80
Chibbs
ah what are we going to run it out of? of Like demonic structures.

50:23.05
Bevo
red. shades of red

50:25.65
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I skipped over that actually because I thought that, oh, that's hell. ha thought that was really funny, but I think the idea of these like, ah, now that your soul is mine, i'll ah need some help with these structures, demonic structures, if you will.

50:35.15
Chibbs
but

50:38.84
Chibbs
yeah I'm building just mostly pillars, pillar base pillar-based structures around the place.

50:43.38
Mad Dog
yeah

50:45.27
Bevo
hey got it Well, you've got to renovate the ah lava bath because more people keep coming in and there's not enough standing room only at the lava.

50:52.21
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what structures?

50:53.73
Mad Dog
Lava bath.

50:55.14
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You're the devil and you want structures?

50:55.22
Bevo
Like a fire.

50:55.23
Chibbs
Structures.

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And he's like, well, they're very demonic structures.

50:57.36
Bevo
Yeah, I need a they

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oh

51:02.68
Bevo
This pier isn't going to build itself.

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the the The paint job on these structures will be black as the the dead of night or um all red.

51:10.44
Bevo
Or red. ah red. We could either...

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um not Maybe a hint of red.

51:12.73
Chibbs
That's good.

51:13.35
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yeah

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blood Blood red. Blood red, by the way.

51:18.56
Bevo
yeah yeah

51:21.99
Bevo
You there. Disembowel this man for his blood.

51:27.34
Mad Dog
We have a lot of structure to paint.

51:30.91
Bevo
we we spoke a lot about heaven in the last episode, so we're going to talk a lot about hell now.

51:34.92
Mad Dog
yeah

51:35.32
Bevo
just Just the fact that, like, you would get used to the pain eventually.

51:35.40
Chibbs
that's good

51:39.53
Bevo
There's no way you would.

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sure

51:40.04
Chibbs
Yeah, you wouldn't. You'd stop feeling eventually.

51:41.28
Bevo
Yeah.

51:41.60
Mad Dog
Yeah, you'd acclimatise to the paint.

51:43.04
Bevo
Yeah.

51:43.38
Chibbs
For sure.

51:43.57
Bevo
Definitely.

51:43.65
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you've got some wild theories on eternity beff you're like if i even stuck it you get get stuck in a crevice and if you go to hell you'd get used to it

51:43.82
Chibbs
For sure.

51:46.49
Bevo
Yeah.

51:46.55
Chibbs
He does.

51:47.00
Bevo
yeah

51:52.70
Bevo
me And you'd also being that it's eternity in hell, you would get stuck in a hell crevice. Some kind of crevice in hell.

52:01.40
Mad Dog
crevice yeah And wasn't it something like getting stuck like dick first?

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you

52:03.32
Bevo
Eventually.

52:03.39
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Oh, what's worse than getting stuck in a crevice? A crevice in hell!

52:14.20
Mad Dog
So that like...

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man.

52:16.18
Bevo
A nutty putty crevice and owl. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, not again.

52:20.11
Mad Dog
Like...

52:23.31
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oh

52:27.37
Mad Dog
So in in Bevo's logic, you would get stuck in multiple crevasses multiple times in all types of positions.

52:34.02
Bevo
yeah yeah i'm not again

52:38.31
Mad Dog
Yeah. ah This time it's stick to wall. Damn it.

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Thank you.

52:43.11
Bevo
Yeah.

52:43.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

52:44.78
Bevo
Anything's possible.

52:45.02
Chibbs
All right.

52:45.78
Bevo
Everything's possible, actually.

52:47.17
Chibbs
Ten is the how many demonic structures you need to whip up this week.

52:54.56
Bevo
The foreman's riding your ass with

52:55.41
Chibbs
Short time frame. One is one structure, but it's just like a like a cubby house. Sort of pretty, yeah, a satanic cubby house, but it's tiny and you do it real quick.

53:02.68
Bevo
it. Satanic one.

53:07.82
Bevo
Lots of splinters.

53:08.16
Chibbs
what do you give this What do you give this out of ten Southerns?

53:11.90
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um I literally only heard it earlier today and prep for the pod and I really thought it was good.

53:17.13
Bevo
okay

53:20.04
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thought I had a cool beat and a cool um kind of flow in the chorus. And I thought about my score. I'm like, what am I going to give this I'm going to give it a, not a week out of dog, but a crazy frog for beverage.

53:33.76
Mad Dog
a Yeah, that's fair.

53:34.92
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Beverage. I feel the same about this that you do about the crazy frog. Yeah.

53:41.42
Bevo
The crazy frogs in hell.

53:41.77
Chibbs
ah Bevo, would but what do you give it?

53:42.22
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raining

53:44.14
Bevo
Crazy frog did die and I reckon he's in hell, but he'd be like, he'd be on a salary.

53:48.83
Mad Dog
He's in hell.

53:49.67
Bevo
Like, we need you.

53:50.00
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They're like, crazy frog, huh?

53:50.09
Chibbs
I...

53:51.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

53:51.68
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Well, we need you buildy ding, ding, ding, some structures or whatever you say.

53:57.12
Chibbs
but

53:57.57
Mad Dog
All right.

53:57.60
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Yeah. Yeah.

53:59.08
Chibbs
Why don't you ring-a-ding-ding yourself over to that structure pit?

54:02.09
Bevo
The destruction.

54:03.61
Mad Dog
He's a foreman walking around with the hard hat

54:07.58
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yeah

54:08.15
Bevo
Clipboard.

54:09.07
Chibbs
Pretend pretend but pretend motorbikes between structures.

54:09.45
Mad Dog
yeah

54:12.74
Mad Dog
but

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it

54:13.41
Mad Dog
on. Yeah.

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yeah they're like sir

54:15.76
Chibbs
Yeah, fuck! Hell's the worst! Hell's the worst!

54:19.68
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck.

54:19.96
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but yeah

54:21.83
Mad Dog
Foreman frogs on his way. Quick, look busy.

54:25.71
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they're like sir we've we've had a wonderful day we've we've had 80 new demonic structures built and he's like bam bam they're like i think that means i think that means good and continue to work hard

54:38.75
Chibbs
He also seems to be fully erect.

54:41.36
Bevo
You know, down, down there, down in hell, they just call him frog.

54:43.39
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He said Bam Bam and then he just ran away.

54:46.77
Mad Dog
oh

54:50.14
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Yeah.

54:52.34
Chibbs
Forman Frog is a good one.

54:52.38
Bevo
um

54:53.04
Mad Dog
Frog. Foreman frog.

54:57.42
Mad Dog
Is that a shirt?

54:58.68
Chibbs
That's a shirt. Yeah, fucking nice.

54:59.90
Mad Dog
Just like the foot the flames of hell behind it. The crazy frog with like foreman hat on.

55:03.95
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a good

55:08.54
Bevo
That's it's the way too late in the episode to be getting into this.

55:08.81
Chibbs
Um, okay, what are you... Yeah,

55:11.93
Mad Dog
Yeah.

55:12.90
Bevo
I think it's fantastic. i give it a two.

55:16.83
Chibbs
yeah great.

55:16.95
Bevo
Really good.

55:17.17
Chibbs
Alright, cool. Um, Doggy?

55:21.77
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's definitely on the good end of things for me.

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Jump.

55:24.75
Mad Dog
I'm going to split the difference, jump in with a three.

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55:29.84
Chibbs
Alright, well, we're gonna get the ultimate countdown going because I give it a one!

55:34.97
Bevo
Four, three, two, one.

55:35.23
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

55:35.84
Chibbs
One, two, three, four!

55:37.27
Bevo
I don't know if that's ever happened before. Yeah.

55:39.31
Chibbs
I don't think it's ever happened before.

55:39.89
Mad Dog
I don't think it has. I don't recall a time when that's happened.

55:43.24
Chibbs
How crazy is that?

55:44.29
Bevo
Yeah.

55:44.43
Chibbs
It's crazy as a frog in hell.

55:46.98
Mad Dog
reckon Gav would have been a one on this for sure.

55:49.01
Bevo
That kind of shit happens all the time in hell.

55:51.03
Chibbs
Yeah, it does, for sure.

55:51.39
Mad Dog
Yeah.

55:52.61
Chibbs
For sure.

55:52.73
Bevo
Yeah.

55:52.93
Chibbs
All right. Thanks, fellas. I probably should have said he requested this. I don't fucking remember. Anyway.

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55:59.05
Chibbs
don't

55:59.58
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Come on. Who requested it? Someone requested it. We got time.

56:02.71
Chibbs
know.

56:03.23
Bevo
Yeah. So let's add 10 minutes to the end of the episode.

56:03.70
Chibbs
What he mean?

56:04.12
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We got time. but what The person that's listening, they're they're waiting to find out who requested it.

56:10.07
Chibbs
um

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You. You there.

56:12.52
Bevo
probably yeah They probably got to the end of the episode and said, they didn't mention my name once.

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The person that's listening to this.

56:16.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

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56:17.36
Bevo
And now going

56:18.21
Chibbs
It is Jacob G.

56:22.49
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Jacob B.

56:22.56
Mad Dog
Jaco.

56:22.91
Chibbs
um He's from the UK. From the UK.

56:25.19
Bevo
to...

56:25.86
Mad Dog
Ah, nice.

56:26.20
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Jacob G.

56:26.26
Bevo
Well, tally ho and go fuck yourself.

56:29.44
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah.

56:32.25
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this this song was requested by Jacob G.

56:38.51
Chibbs
Fuck no. All right.

56:39.02
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Thank you, Jacob b G.

56:39.74
Chibbs
Thanks, fellas. Everyone else, go and fuck yourself in hell.

56:41.75
Bevo
It's C&H.

56:45.94
Mad Dog
Oh, fuck your love.

56:47.31
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Jacob Jacob G, you and me, we will see how we be. Jacob G, Jacob G said what I said.

57:18.82
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All right, now that's done, need to get me

57:19.84
Bevo
Very good. very good

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