Doctor Jones - Aqua

This week we dive head-first into the late-90s bubblegum fever dream that is “Doctor Jones” by Aqua. We break down the jungle-camp video, the chaotic lyrics, and why Aqua seemed determined to make every song sound like it was recorded inside a bouncy castle.

From the Indiana Jones knock-off storyline to the hyperactive Eurodance production that could power a small town, we unpack every strange choice that somehow turned this song into a global hit.

If you grew up with this on Video Hits or you’ve ever wondered how many “na-na-nas” it takes to get stuck in your head for a week… this episode is for you.

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Transcript

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Chibbs
Thank you.

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Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Die, the podcast where we talk about songs so bad it makes you want to fake your own death and hide in the jungle.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Bevo
Like Robin Williams in Jumanji.

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gav
noise Yeah, that's pretty rough.

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Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah. That entire board game is a scam for him to fake his own death.

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Bevo
Yeah. yeah

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Chibbs
Elaborate.

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Bevo
Didn't want to work in the shoe shop anymore.

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Chibbs
bit of a but bit boom bit of but bit of a but but he goes so it got sucked yeah he got sucked into the board game and then that the little bitch ran off and fucking left him in there for 30 years yeah it's ages yeah

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Mad Dog
Did he fake his own death? Did i miss a key part of that film?

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Bevo
That's right. Sally something or another.

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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gav
Hepworth.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, it's a long time to be in a board game.

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gav
What's the longest you've ever been trapped in a...

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Bevo
I'm just about to

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Mad Dog
It's still short the game of Monopoly, though, so.

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gav
what's the What's the longest you've ever been trapped in a board game, Mad Dog?

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Mad Dog
i've so I've still got a Monopoly game going for the last 35 years.

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Chibbs
yes

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Mad Dog
Paul Moore.

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gav
ah

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Chibbs
his foot is still on His foot is still on the red circle of a twister board as we speak.

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gav
ah

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Bevo
i've just to pass go again for the second of you

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Mad Dog
yeah

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gav
ah

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Chibbs
He still owns one train station that just keeps him going.

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Mad Dog
nice

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Bevo
Paul Mole.

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Chibbs
who

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Mad Dog
all more

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Chibbs
old

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gav
ah Uh...

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Chibbs
ah speaking of shitty Speaking of shitty streets in London, we are doing Dr.

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Bevo
Pow, now.

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Chibbs
Jones by Aqua.

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Bevo
like I'm really in my year six disco.

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gav
I feel like that's... so Yeah, the fucking...

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Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

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gav
The drum track in that, obviously it's got that like really incessant beat, but there needed to be just some...

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Chibbs
Eurobeat.

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Bevo
Euro dance, yeah.

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gav
There needed to be just some really fucking... Like big punchy hi-hats over that.

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Chibbs
That's live, mate. That's when you see Aqua live.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

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gav
i gotnna Well, I haven't seen them live. that's um ah Now, yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah, they have the guy from Dillinger Escape playing. He tours drums.

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gav
Just ripping hi-hat rolls over everything.

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Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

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gav
Yeah. that Okay, this song has got... Not yet! Not yet! Stop!

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Bevo
you

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Chibbs
Oh, shit. All Gavin's here.

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gav
Oh, yeah, what's up? I forgot we hadn't done that.

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Chibbs
Crackleless. Crackleless, Gav.

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Bevo
Yeah, clean as.

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gav
Yeah, deal with it.

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Chibbs
Clean Gavin.

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gav
I'm borrowing... Friend friend of the pod, Mr Nick Elliott's interface, so I've got some purchasing to do.

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Chibbs
The last time Nick Elliott was on the podcast, he passed out and had to have his house broken into to see if he was still alive.

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Bevo
That's right. pat man's The Patman Sam incident.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
catman Patman Sam!

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Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

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gav
ah

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Chibbs
He's never done the podcast since.

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gav
Oh.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
He was very, I listened back to some of those episodes. He was very drunk.

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Chibbs
We need to get him back.

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Bevo
Yeah. He needs to redeem himself.

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Chibbs
We need to get him back. That's it. Mad Dog's here.

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gav
Oh, God.

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Chibbs
Hey, trusty beverage.

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Bevo
Lag free since three minutes ago.

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Chibbs
Yeah, nice.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Okay, Dr. Jones. um we we Maybe we'll find out what his doctorate is in.

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Bevo
It's, we did Aqua, what maybe like, God, how many episodes in? Very early, didn't we?

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Chibbs
Early.

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Bevo
Have we done Aqua?

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Chibbs
Barbie Girl was early.

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gav
Barbie girl, surely.

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Chibbs
We've done Barbie Girl.

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Bevo
Very early. So it's nice to be back.

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Chibbs
Yeah. It's nice to be back. I remember when... Is it Renee? Is that one of the members of Aqua?

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gav
Yeah, Renny?

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Mad Dog
okay

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Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Renee.

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Chibbs
ready This is early on where we got a message via Instagram. He's like, what is this?

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
ah ah No way!

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Mad Dog
ah

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Now we'll be back.

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Chibbs
So have to make sure make sure we send him this one.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
That's right.

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Bevo
We still don't know.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

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Bevo
Well, keeping that in mind, let's be kind.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
Why didn't we try and get do we try and get him on the pod? Let's let's pull him up.

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Chibbs
Get him on the pod.

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gav
Let's get Axel Whitehead on the line.

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Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, we messed the actual white hand one up.

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Mad Dog
Yeah, drop the ball on that.

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gav
we we We haven't had a guest for a minute.

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Chibbs
That's a shame.

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gav
I mean, it's coming into silly season.

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Bevo
That's true.

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Chibbs
It's just down to laziness.

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Bevo
Do you know something I just thought of is that you introduce us every week.

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gav
I reckon it's...

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Bevo
No one says that you're here. So Chibs is here as well.

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Mad Dog
Yep. Yep.

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Chibbs
Ah, no one gives an absolute flying fire.

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gav
Boo.

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Bevo
This process of elimination, they figure out who's left.

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gav
Boo.

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Chibbs
Yeah, the booing got louder. LAUGHTER

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gav
but

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Mad Dog
Still gets me every time.

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Bevo
Well, now they're an update.

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Chibbs
Anyway.

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Bevo
It's been 500 episodes and they finally know which one Chibs is because I said it.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
oh that's the voice of Chibs.

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Mad Dog
Yes.

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Bevo
ah there' What do you mean there's four guys on there?

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Mad Dog
What?

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Chibbs
thought Gavin was a ventriloquist. He's got a fucking puppet.

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Bevo
I thought just like Aqua, there was one guy that did a really funny voice and then a really nice one.

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Chibbs
A funny voice.

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Mad Dog
A funny voice.

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gav
this is a funny voice.

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Chibbs
Bring back the bands where one, someone had a funny voice, like the B-52s and shit. Like, you know, the B-52s made an entire goddamn career off one guy that goes, Yeah,

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Bevo
It's

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gav
Oh, fuck yeah.

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Mad Dog
well hey

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Bevo
as big as a whale.

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Chibbs
oh

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gav
I will say, I think you're all sleeping on Alt-J for that one. Old mate's like... Yeah, are we on ya well yeah hes his whole voice is fucking cooked.

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Bevo
yeah, funny voice. Yep. Well, Gase is bringing back the funny voices, aren't they?

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Chibbs
yeah that's true. Geese is bringing back a funny voice. Yeah, true.

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gav
True, Cameron Waters, is he's all over that shit.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
True that. True that.

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

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Mad Dog
well

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gav
They're around, they're around.

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Chibbs
Funny...

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gav
They're few and far between.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
I think you have to have a light sprinkling of funny voice musicians in the world. You can't have an entire movement where everyone's doing a funny voice.

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Mad Dog
aye

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Bevo
Yeah,

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gav
That'd be fucking annoying.

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Chibbs
yeah

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Mad Dog
No, that's not.

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Bevo
I just hadn't thought that the plural of funny voice is funny Vs. No, that's not right.

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gav
yeah yeah

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Mad Dog
Face! Face!

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Chibbs
i

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Bevo
Funny Vs.

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Chibbs
ah Just spitballing here.

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Mad Dog
Face!

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Chibbs
probably should have done this off mic, but just spitballing here because the Arias happened last night, I believe.

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Bevo
Mm, mm.

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gav
Okay.

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Chibbs
And there was like ah the red carpet thing. I'm like, I don't know who that is or that or that or who that is or who that is or who that is.

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Mad Dog
yeah

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Bevo
yeah

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Chibbs
And then I'm like... Oh, this is the royalty of Australian music, apparently. But I don't know any of them. So I want to figure out some way of doing some sort of ARIA-based bonus thing or something.

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Bevo
Who are you?

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gav
Who are you?

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Mad Dog
Who are you?

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Bevo
Dr.

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gav
There you go, Bevo. Nice.

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Mad Dog
ah

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Chibbs
ARIA. real It writes itself.

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gav
Nice. sir

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Bevo
Jones, Indiana Jones.

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Chibbs
It writes itself.

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Mad Dog
Damn.

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Chibbs
All right, let's go.

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Mad Dog
Damn.

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Chibbs
Dr. Jones, Aqua, lyrics.

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Mad Dog
ah and

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Bevo
ducks or tones

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Mad Dog
He's got a funny voice.

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Chibbs
The intro.

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Mad Dog
Anyway.

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Bevo
indiana jones

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Mad Dog
Yep.

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Chibbs
Wait, they've they're the they' got the same name, just with a different letter at the start. So, I don't know.

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Bevo
Yeah, that yeah we can wait this is what we've done all this before.

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Chibbs
Wait. Who's the chick?

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Bevo
Is Lena?

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Chibbs
I don't remember. Who's the chick?

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Bevo
want say Lena.

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Chibbs
Is it Renny or Lenny?

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Bevo
Lena? Yeah, Lena.

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Mad Dog
I think the chick is Lenny.

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gav
I'm always drinking lean.

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Bevo
Lena. Lena. i want to

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Chibbs
Lenny is the chick. It's what?

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Mad Dog
i think I think Lean is the chick.

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Bevo
linna

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gav
For the punters at home, it's spelled L-E-N-E.

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Mad Dog
Lena.

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Chibbs
Lena and Reena?

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Mad Dog
Leany.

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Bevo
yeah len alena

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gav
So you'll you'll figure it out for yourselves.

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Bevo
lena line

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gav
Just hear whatever you want to hear. It's going to be like the fucking...

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Chibbs
Okay, so it's Lena and...

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Mad Dog
She'll always be Lenny to me.

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Chibbs
Lena, Lena and Renee.

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Mad Dog
Yeah.

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gav
right.

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Chibbs
Yeah?

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Mad Dog
Yep.

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Bevo
Yeah. I'm just Googling just to be safe.

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Mad Dog
Yep.

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Bevo
Renee. Yeah. Renee and Lena.

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Chibbs
Yeah, at least Renee's got the little thing above the E.

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Mad Dog
Lena. Lena.

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gav
you say lean R with an R sound?

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Bevo
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Lean.

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Bevo
Accent.

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gav
E does not produce an R

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Bevo
Yeah. I'll just, i've just Google it.

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Chibbs
Lean.

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Mad Dog
Lena.

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Bevo
The name Lena is typically pronounced in two main ways.

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gav
I'm furious. I'm furious.

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Bevo
Lena as in Scandinavian countries and Lena as in some Germanic regions.

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Chibbs
but Isn't lean some sort of...

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gav
Good God.

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Mad Dog
Well, they're scandos.

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gav
None of those None of those are E's.

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Chibbs
ah Isn't lean some sort of drink?

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Bevo
Yeah, purple drank.

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gav
It is. It's cough cough syrup and cough syrup and Sprite, I believe.

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Mad Dog
Drank.

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Chibbs
Perp. Is that what it is?

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Mad Dog
Scissor.

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Bevo
<unk> up Yeah.

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gav
Yeah. um I think there's slightly different different variations.

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Chibbs
Okay.

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Bevo
This is not the podcast we'll be talking about this.

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Mad Dog
Drank. 97.

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Mad Dog
Fucking oath

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Bevo
The Aqua episode.

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Chibbs
Yeah,

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gav
Drank. Yeah.

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Bevo
we took a Purple drank. And he's like, what this?

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Chibbs
yeah I don't know. There was probably some Drake going around in the studio while they're making Dr.

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Mad Dog
it was. Yeah. Okay.

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Bevo
it like what is this

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gav
and

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Chibbs
Jones. I don't know.

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Mad Dog
ninety seven fucking oh it was hey

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Chibbs
um

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Mad Dog
okay

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Chibbs
All right, so so I'm just going to say Lenny because I've already forgot what you said.

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gav
ah

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Bevo
i

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Chibbs
She goes, sometimes the feeling is right. You fall in love for the first time. heartbe Heartbeat and kisses so sweet. Summertime love in the moonlight.

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gav
right.

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Mad Dog
Fairly inoffensive.

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Bevo
I was listening to this earlier today and I thought, if this wasn't so silly, that would be really nice. And the chords are quite good. it says

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Chibbs
Ronald Ritchie had sung that over a nice piano, few

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Bevo
yeah I was just thinking like, this would make a good acoustic cover, except that how do you get around singing Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones calling Dr. Jones in the chorus?

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gav
yeah what and and

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Mad Dog
And a yippee-yay-hee-hoo.

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Bevo
yeah

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gav
can Yeah, can I hear your soft acoustic version of the Yippee IOs?

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Bevo
Yeah.

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gav
Yeah.

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Chibbs
Yeah, come on, Bevo. Get your guitar out, mate. What are you doing?

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Bevo
All right. Ready?

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gav
All right, all right.

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Chibbs
Yeah.

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gav
No, no, no. well we Yeah, dead air, we'll fill it.

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Bevo
can't hear. No.

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gav
Oh, here, never mind.

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Mad Dog
Here we go.

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gav
No dead air. Bevo's straight onto that shit.

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Mad Dog
Ready?

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gav
Jesus.

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Mad Dog
And a fucking yippee-yay.

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Mad Dog
Oh.

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Mad Dog
Hey, hey. Yippee-yay.

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gav
Is there anything the man cannot do? Fuck me dead.

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Chibbs
Fuck, why are you not doing that in your repertoire?

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gav
Jesus Christ, Bevo.

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Bevo
What's up, I'm on now.

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gav
It's a good thing.

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Mad Dog
Gave me goosebumps.

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gav
It's a good thing my wife doesn't listen to the fucking pod. She'd be halfway to tweet Ed's by now. This is bullshit.

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Mad Dog
Oh.

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Bevo
Doxing me on the pod.

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Chibbs
This is the shit you should be doing on TikTok, bevos. Fucking aqua covers.

00:10:27.86
gav
Yeah, what the fuck was it?

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Mad Dog
ah

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Bevo
Actually, have you guys seen that TikTok of the guy that's like talking about his lunch and he's like sweet and sour sauce and he whistles every S.

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gav
can't believe you. I can't.

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gav
yeah ah that's send the send the link that's content i can get behind sweet and sour sauce

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Bevo
If you haven't seen it, it's so funny. He's like, ruous sweet and I can't whistle when I talk, but, and the, Yeah, exactly like that. Like everyone.

00:10:49.21
gav
ah

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Bevo
And um' then notes, he's whistling notes. I want to do, I want to like transcribe it and do it along with him.

00:10:56.35
gav
oh that'd be sick that'd be sick

00:10:58.00
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:10:58.40
Bevo
If only at the time for this.

00:10:58.58
Chibbs
And you should put the, put the, that Jonas brother guitar solo in every cover you do.

00:11:04.91
Bevo
Do, do, do, do, do.

00:11:07.32
gav
you ah You have no idea how frequently I watch that clip. I fucking, I love it.

00:11:10.82
Chibbs
every day. It's a no skip. It's a no skip clip.

00:11:13.55
gav
It's a no skip.

00:11:14.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:11:14.51
gav
It's absolutely a no skip clip.

00:11:16.28
Chibbs
yeah

00:11:16.44
gav
It doesn't miss. Every fucking time I see it, I'm like.

00:11:20.50
Chibbs
So, okay, all Lenny's nailed it here at the front. You're like, beautiful. this is setting this This is really setting this up.

00:11:24.89
Bevo
Yeah, i can't I've got nothing to make fun of in bit.

00:11:26.90
Chibbs
but Like, like i'm confused I'm confused at this point.

00:11:27.83
gav
Yeah, no, that's genuinely, it's a genuinely lovely verse.

00:11:27.94
Mad Dog
Nah, she's...

00:11:30.27
gav
Yeah.

00:11:31.45
Chibbs
I am confused at this point.

00:11:32.09
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:11:32.98
Chibbs
Why is it called Dr. Jones?

00:11:35.48
Mad Dog
Why is there a doctor needed?

00:11:35.93
gav
Yeah, fair.

00:11:37.27
Mad Dog
Yeah, so...

00:11:37.78
Chibbs
Yeah, so it seems like everything's fine.

00:11:38.20
Bevo
Yeah.

00:11:38.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:11:40.38
Bevo
So far, very serious song so far.

00:11:43.74
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

00:11:44.22
Chibbs
Yeah, sure. Okay. Refrain. Lenny's still at it. It says...

00:11:52.31
Bevo
As written.

00:12:00.60
Chibbs
I was talking...

00:12:01.05
gav
yeah Jesus Christ.

00:12:03.34
Chibbs
it's a less serious now isn't it it's less serious

00:12:03.39
Bevo
It's gone full diehard. Yeah, yeah

00:12:05.84
gav
it's taken It's taken the edge off.

00:12:06.02
Mad Dog
Just...

00:12:07.88
gav
It's really taken the edge. Lionel Richie is not writing this.

00:12:09.78
Mad Dog
It's such a weird follow-up to, like, quite a nice verse.

00:12:11.29
Bevo
yeah.

00:12:11.48
Chibbs
i was talk It's such a weird follow-up.

00:12:16.07
Bevo
Yeah.

00:12:16.34
Chibbs
Just like, summer love with sweetness and kisses.

00:12:19.61
Bevo
Yeah.

00:12:19.79
Mad Dog
Oh, yippee!

00:12:20.41
Bevo
Yeah.

00:12:21.78
Chibbs
And I i was talking to Jazz about this.

00:12:21.99
Bevo
Isn't the moonlight...

00:12:26.30
Chibbs
I'm like, we're doing Jones. He's like, you know what's a a shame about that is that yodeling is really cool. But what they've done in that is I'm like, wait, stop, stop, stop whatever you just said.

00:12:35.90
Mad Dog
Hang on a second.

00:12:36.10
Bevo
That's the old W right there.

00:12:36.47
gav
ah ah

00:12:37.41
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:12:38.26
gav
Stop, stop, stop.

00:12:39.50
Chibbs
You believe yodeling is cool, you say.

00:12:40.73
gav
Say that, say that a bit again. Oh

00:12:43.99
Mad Dog
Everyone knows yodeling is cool.

00:12:44.34
Bevo
If anything, I think this makes the yodel cooler.

00:12:47.06
Chibbs
Like, that was the thing. It was like, everyone knows yodeling's cool, but what are they doing in this?

00:12:49.43
gav
oh my God.

00:12:51.42
Chibbs
I'm like, that's a weird take.

00:12:51.83
gav
ah

00:12:53.37
Bevo
The opposite. It's the opposite.

00:12:53.85
Mad Dog
yeah

00:12:54.45
Bevo
isn It's the better version of yodeling.

00:12:55.93
gav
Oh my God.

00:12:56.12
Mad Dog
Let's start with the fact that yodeling is cool.

00:12:58.10
Chibbs
Yeah. Sorry, this is yeah you're Scandinavian yodeling.

00:13:00.02
Mad Dog
yeah

00:13:02.37
Bevo
Hmm.

00:13:02.80
Chibbs
Isn't all yodeling Scandinavian?

00:13:04.77
gav
I would have thought so.

00:13:05.48
Mad Dog
I think it's Alpine. I think it's like German, Swiss, Alps.

00:13:07.26
Chibbs
German?

00:13:07.42
gav
It is of that region.

00:13:07.93
Bevo
The kind country people country people that appropriated it in the 50s.

00:13:13.46
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:13:13.66
Bevo
It became a real thing, like country yodel.

00:13:14.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:13:18.07
Bevo
And then um the ah really Irish with zombie...

00:13:18.10
Chibbs
Sure, yeah, yeah.

00:13:18.17
Mad Dog
Yeah,

00:13:18.49
gav
Like Hank Williams. Hank hank Williams. hank Hank Williams sort of thing. Doing the...

00:13:24.25
Mad Dog
It's definitely of of the mountain region though.

00:13:28.22
Chibbs
At what point do you think they left...

00:13:28.70
gav
Because it sounds good with the echoing.

00:13:31.32
Chibbs
did did they leave like the instrumental track blank? How long do you think that was just blank where she'd sing the verse? They go, fuck, I accidentally, so what I've done here is I've copied the verse twice.

00:13:43.19
Chibbs
So you've only sung half of the verse. What the fuck are you going to do for the second half of the verse?

00:13:47.49
Bevo
No, I reckon they've gone, this bit needs this and bit needs this bit needs something, and I've got the melody.

00:13:48.06
gav
don ah Yeah.

00:13:48.12
Chibbs
And they're like, ah good yodel.

00:13:52.83
Bevo
It's like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:13:55.48
Chibbs
ah

00:13:56.82
Bevo
All right.

00:13:57.37
Chibbs
a fellow you who are

00:13:58.33
gav
Sitting on the dock of the bay moment.

00:13:58.52
Bevo
We'll come back when you've got something.

00:14:00.41
gav
Yeah.

00:14:01.27
Bevo
What about they're watching Die Hard, and he's yippee-ki-yay, motherfucker.

00:14:01.53
gav
I feel like...

00:14:05.70
Bevo
They're like, ah!

00:14:06.26
gav
ah

00:14:06.68
Bevo
mr

00:14:08.18
Chibbs
Chris Willis, he's done it again.

00:14:08.34
Mad Dog
I got it. Yeah. Yippee-o.

00:14:14.95
gav
Yippee-i-i-i, motherfucker.

00:14:15.29
Mad Dog
Yippee.

00:14:15.89
Bevo
Yippee-ki-yay.

00:14:17.78
gav
yeah

00:14:18.46
Chibbs
yeah so strange choice, but it's in there. That's fine.

00:14:23.38
gav
I'd like i like to think that it's gone the other way.

00:14:23.90
Chibbs
Verse 1. Yeah.

00:14:25.34
gav
i reckon it's gone the other way around there, Chibs. I reckon they accidentally double-tapped the verse. They copy and pasted it twice, and then he was like, oh, sorry.

00:14:30.90
Chibbs
yeah

00:14:33.94
gav
ah I've dropped it in there twice. You're going to have to do something other than that yippee-i-o yodeling. do you have any Do you have any lyrics sitting around? Maybe you could just throw in there.

00:14:40.98
Chibbs
yeah We're going to need another verse.

00:14:41.24
Mad Dog
okay

00:14:43.09
gav
Oh, fuck. You mean I have to actually say, I'm just going to Yippee-O-I the whole thing?

00:14:44.47
Chibbs
Jesus.

00:14:46.26
gav
And he's like, oh, we're going to need some lyrics there, I think.

00:14:49.11
Mad Dog
Yippee-yay, the whole thing.

00:14:50.58
Chibbs
This is before Pro Tools as well, so he's cutting tape to do this.

00:14:51.32
gav
that' you

00:14:54.19
gav
He's got, yeah, he's accidentally, he's licking his fingers and like, hold, crimping magnetic tape together.

00:14:54.94
Mad Dog
ah

00:14:58.48
Chibbs
He's like, yeah, he's like, fucking...

00:15:02.78
gav
ah

00:15:05.24
Chibbs
He's like, ah, shit.

00:15:07.22
Bevo
raise of blades

00:15:07.42
Chibbs
The verse is too long.

00:15:12.26
Chibbs
He's just recorded his keyboard over that tape about 7,000 times.

00:15:12.38
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:15:20.18
gav
Oh, fuck it.

00:15:20.57
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:20.86
gav
Hell that would explain the poor production quality, but, uh, yeah.

00:15:21.51
Chibbs
Fuck, bring that. Everything is keyboard. Why are there four people in this bit?

00:15:27.54
Bevo
The guitar sound.

00:15:28.52
gav
Hmm.

00:15:29.18
Bevo
yeah What is that guitar sound?

00:15:32.41
Chibbs
Yeah. ah Verse one, Lenny.

00:15:34.46
Bevo
Technology has come so far that shitty MIDI tracks are now the quality of this song.

00:15:39.74
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right.

00:15:40.57
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's true.

00:15:40.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:15:41.18
gav
yeah Yeah, that's the masters of this track.

00:15:41.69
Mad Dog
That's true.

00:15:43.10
Chibbs
the Verse one. Now that summer is gone, you have to go back home. Please come and see me again. i never felt more alone. Okay.

00:15:57.01
gav
punching Punch a little verse again. It's very hard to fault these verses.

00:15:59.45
Bevo
this is

00:16:00.73
gav
ah

00:16:00.99
Chibbs
Nope. It's right.

00:16:02.74
Bevo
it

00:16:02.74
Chibbs
It's Grease.

00:16:02.80
Mad Dog
It's pretty normal.

00:16:03.66
Chibbs
It's basically just the soot.

00:16:04.50
Bevo
Yeah, it's a sandy Sandy and Danny.

00:16:06.65
Chibbs
It's Sandy and John Travolta.

00:16:09.50
Bevo
Yeah.

00:16:09.91
gav
Yeah, yeah.

00:16:10.74
Chibbs
ah

00:16:10.90
Bevo
Danny Zuko.

00:16:11.68
Mad Dog
Danny. Yeah.

00:16:12.92
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:13.08
Mad Dog
Yeah. um Yeah.

00:16:14.81
Chibbs
um

00:16:15.56
Mad Dog
It's inoffensive. It's actually pretty sweet. It's nice.

00:16:18.98
Chibbs
It's fine. Yeah, I get it. They've been hanging out for the holidays. He's got to go. um

00:16:23.45
gav
Yeah, Summer Lovin' happened so fast.

00:16:24.41
Chibbs
so Still, we haven't we haven't figured out that it's a doctor that she's hanging around.

00:16:28.38
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. Is

00:16:30.30
Mad Dog
yeah the The twist is coming.

00:16:32.32
Chibbs
has she been ill? Has she been ill all summer?

00:16:34.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:34.07
Bevo
he on placement?

00:16:34.58
gav
Yeah.

00:16:35.88
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:36.31
Bevo
Is he on some kind of secondment?

00:16:36.47
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:38.71
Mad Dog
Yeah. Is it like dengue fever?

00:16:38.71
Chibbs
yeah that

00:16:44.09
gav
Yeah, yeah he's going he's going to where the hotspots are in the globe.

00:16:47.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:47.69
gav
He's just traveling to to combat the sickness.

00:16:48.76
Mad Dog
Yeah. Just middle, middle summer.

00:16:49.80
Chibbs
Ebola. This was its written to West African Ebola breakout or something.

00:16:51.13
gav
Yeah.

00:16:53.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:16:55.92
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:16:56.86
gav
ah

00:16:58.65
Chibbs
um The pre-chorus.

00:17:00.70
gav
See, that'd be a fun twist that'd be a fun twist.

00:17:01.13
Chibbs
Fuck.

00:17:02.38
gav
And then she energy purposely infects herself with Ebola to see him again.

00:17:05.18
Bevo
Yeah. I think, yeah, I think that we found our angle in.

00:17:07.16
Mad Dog
fun

00:17:07.99
gav
that's ah That's a song.

00:17:08.73
Bevo
We found our angle.

00:17:09.07
gav
Now that's a song I'd write.

00:17:09.67
Chibbs
But she finds out she has Ebola on a flight to New York.

00:17:09.76
Bevo
Yeah.

00:17:11.33
gav
go and see him.

00:17:15.42
Chibbs
Yeah, that's that's the twist.

00:17:15.99
gav
ah to go and see him

00:17:18.47
Bevo
we've found our angle yeah

00:17:18.53
Chibbs
That's the twist. Yeah.

00:17:23.18
gav
Here's the twist.

00:17:23.74
Chibbs
ah

00:17:23.78
gav
He knowingly infected her with Ebola and then said, come see me in New York so he could get more cases in his home city. There's the story.

00:17:31.26
Bevo
it work from home.

00:17:31.70
Chibbs
It's a story. ah

00:17:34.57
Mad Dog
Ebola.

00:17:34.94
Chibbs
The pre-chorus, this is like Oasis level of just...

00:17:38.46
Bevo
Maybe I am missing you.

00:17:40.25
Chibbs
white Yeah, sorry, got lenny Lenny and Renee.

00:17:43.10
Mad Dog
I want you by myself.

00:17:45.49
Chibbs
Lenny and Renee here. Baby, i am missing you. I want you by my side. And I hope you'll miss me too. Come back and stay.

00:17:57.08
Chibbs
I'll think about you every day. i really want you to. You swept my feet right off the ground. You're the love I found. Okay.

00:18:07.34
Bevo
I'm entirely reading this as him being like, yeah, baby, I'm missing you. And she's like, I want you by myself.

00:18:12.35
Chibbs
Yeah! This...

00:18:13.30
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. I miss you too, babe.

00:18:15.64
Chibbs
is this is

00:18:15.78
gav
I'll miss you too. Yeah.

00:18:17.74
Chibbs
It's as noncommittal as you can possibly get in a love song. It's this whole thing of just...

00:18:22.42
Bevo
Just like his tone of voice is like, yeah, like he's just texting, but he's not actually like feeling any of these feelings.

00:18:27.54
gav
ah He's texting one-handed while on a date.

00:18:28.10
Bevo
Yeah.

00:18:28.47
Mad Dog
but

00:18:29.98
Chibbs
Like if you had a hup if you had a heart monitor on, it's it doesn't rise all lower at all.

00:18:32.21
gav
Yeah.

00:18:35.86
Bevo
Yeah, he's he's work he's doing his surgery and he's just got his phone next him.

00:18:35.89
Mad Dog
No.

00:18:36.13
Chibbs
It's just...

00:18:36.44
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:38.87
Chibbs
here

00:18:39.62
Bevo
He's just tapping real quick and then...

00:18:40.32
Mad Dog
Texting with the other hand.

00:18:40.86
Bevo
Yeah.

00:18:41.15
gav
ha ha ha ha.

00:18:41.32
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:41.66
Bevo
Yeah.

00:18:43.31
Chibbs
He's like, yeah, it' just he's just asking.

00:18:43.32
Mad Dog
Not looking.

00:18:43.61
Bevo
o

00:18:45.69
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:18:46.65
Chibbs
Yeah, he's just dictating it to his phone in a monotone voice.

00:18:49.82
Mad Dog
yeah

00:18:50.89
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:18:51.67
Mad Dog
ah

00:18:52.76
gav
I saw a thing the other day that was talking about um back when you back but like back when we had brick, like Nokia's and shit, we had to push the button several times to get to a letter. Because there was only nine keys on the keyboard and they were tangible, you could...

00:19:01.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19:01.91
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:19:04.38
gav
not nine keys, you know I mean? Like the limited number of keys. You could feel without looking at your phone. You could type an entire text in your pocket.

00:19:12.12
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

00:19:12.46
gav
You didn't even have to...

00:19:13.38
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:13.43
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19:13.98
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:14.22
gav
You did not have to look at your phone at all to send a message.

00:19:14.82
Chibbs
That's right.

00:19:18.10
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:19.04
Chibbs
Nah.

00:19:19.34
gav
And I'd never thought about what a fucking bygone era that is. But like, can you imagine picking up a fucking smartphone and trying to text in your pocket?

00:19:27.51
Bevo
I do that all the time.

00:19:27.66
gav
You'd be just like, yeah, that's mean.

00:19:27.80
Chibbs
Yeah, the screen wouldn't even come on.

00:19:28.34
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:19:28.78
Bevo
Yeah.

00:19:30.73
gav
just wouldn't, yeah you do it all the time. i ever Yeah, I do it all the time as well. some reason, I'm just always in someone's super weird porn. I don't know how it happens.

00:19:36.76
Bevo
You should see, like, when I try and, like, search when i search for songs on Spotify and stuff, I'm just, like, as close as possible to the word and just hope hope it, like, picks it up.

00:19:44.98
Chibbs
It picks it up. just Just mashing letters together.

00:19:46.52
gav
ah

00:19:46.94
Bevo
Yeah. yeah

00:19:49.20
Chibbs
So this is good because it it gets to a point here where he's going like, you know, yeah, I'm missing you.

00:19:49.66
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:19:49.75
gav
Yeah, Dr. dr Bones.

00:19:53.65
Bevo
Not even.

00:19:57.39
Chibbs
She's like, I want you by my side. And then he's like, he doesn't actually respond to anything she says. So every time it's like, i want you by my side. Well, i hope you miss me too.

00:20:07.68
Chibbs
It's like, nu well no, I mean, I want you to be here with me. Come back and stay with me. like, I do think about you quite a lot. He's like, no, like come and stay back here. He's like, you you swept me right off the ground.

00:20:17.64
Bevo
You're not listening.

00:20:20.76
Mad Dog
yeah

00:20:21.22
Chibbs
I'll tell you this much. And they're like, are you coming back? He's like, oh.

00:20:25.05
gav
No, no, the next line is, you're the love I found.

00:20:26.08
Chibbs
He's

00:20:27.17
gav
And he's just like, left or left her on red there.

00:20:29.30
Chibbs
so left on red.

00:20:29.41
gav
He doesn't even respond to that one.

00:20:29.72
Bevo
ah yeah

00:20:31.62
gav
he's He's mentioned love and he's just like, ooh, let's... Yeah.

00:20:37.27
Bevo
Are we saying that Dr.

00:20:37.85
gav
yeah

00:20:38.07
Bevo
Jones is the thirsty one and Lena is the one that's nonchalant?

00:20:41.18
gav
yeah

00:20:43.48
Bevo
Is that what we're saying?

00:20:44.26
Chibbs
It's just, well, who sings what bit?

00:20:45.94
Bevo
It actually sounds... the um I think the italics are Renee.

00:20:48.22
gav
No, no, no. He's saying... He's talking about missing a... Baby, I am missing you. that the Every second line is the first, third, fifth, seventh, or whatever the fuck it is, is him.

00:20:53.44
Bevo
Yeah.

00:20:57.40
Bevo
Yeah, that's all him. Yeah.

00:20:59.16
Chibbs
Yeah, so it is.

00:20:59.32
gav
But he's...

00:20:59.92
Chibbs
It's him saying, when she's going, I want you, I really want you to be here.

00:21:01.88
Bevo
He's thirsty and she's non...

00:21:05.16
Chibbs
And he's just like, oh, yeah, look, um I think about it a lot.

00:21:07.51
gav
um I miss you heaps. Yeah, he's talking about...

00:21:09.87
Bevo
Yeah.

00:21:09.91
gav
Yeah.

00:21:10.61
Chibbs
so I'm not committing to travel.

00:21:10.90
gav
She's trying to arrange...

00:21:11.06
Bevo
Okay, I take it back.

00:21:11.77
Mad Dog
I miss you heaps.

00:21:13.46
Chibbs
yeah

00:21:13.66
gav
Yeah, she's trying book flights and he's just like, yeah, wasn't that a nice time we had together?

00:21:14.20
Mad Dog
yeah

00:21:18.26
Chibbs
It's like that summer really just swept me right off the ground.

00:21:18.55
gav
ah

00:21:22.02
Chibbs
I'll tell you that much.

00:21:23.64
gav
ah Right off the ground and back to my home in New York, which I'm not leaving for you.

00:21:24.28
Chibbs
Like, I love you. Like,

00:21:26.92
Bevo
Borneo.

00:21:27.67
gav
it?

00:21:28.32
Bevo
Back from Borneo.

00:21:33.88
Chibbs
Okay, so we get to the chorus now, and this is going to start to make sense because it's got to the end of the pre-chorus, and she, yeah, because she has been left on red.

00:21:38.87
gav
you is it

00:21:44.67
Chibbs
She's dropped the big L word on him, right? She's gone. You're the love I found, and he's like, hmm, it's been 24 hours, okay?

00:21:53.46
Bevo
No, no, no, no.

00:21:54.02
Chibbs
What?

00:21:54.14
Bevo
Wait, wait, wait.

00:21:54.23
gav
but

00:21:54.66
Bevo
No, no. he's

00:21:55.65
Mad Dog
on.

00:21:56.16
Bevo
He's in the italics. He said, you're the love I found.

00:21:59.10
Mad Dog
Correct.

00:21:59.30
Bevo
She's the one that doesn't care.

00:21:59.54
Chibbs
What?

00:21:59.93
Mad Dog
That's correct.

00:22:00.38
Bevo
Yeah.

00:22:00.80
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

00:22:01.10
Bevo
She's the nonchalant one. So he's saying, baby, I'm missing you.

00:22:03.60
gav
You're the...

00:22:03.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:04.28
gav
Oh, it totally is. It totally is.

00:22:05.42
Bevo
She's saying, i want you by myself.

00:22:06.04
gav
It's, you're the love I found.

00:22:06.26
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:07.52
gav
He says it at the end. Oh, shit. She's the team on red. What a fucking twist.

00:22:11.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:22:11.91
Chibbs
Oh, no. Okay.

00:22:14.17
gav
Okay, hang on

00:22:14.68
Chibbs
All right.

00:22:15.28
gav
Let's see if the chorus sheds any light on this twisted, twisted tale.

00:22:15.77
Chibbs
He's... Yeah, no, no. he's He's on red. It's been 24 hours.

00:22:21.91
Bevo
Yeah, yeah.

00:22:21.94
Chibbs
The chorus kicks in.

00:22:23.54
Bevo
Yeah, good.

00:22:24.22
Chibbs
Dr. Jones, Jones, calling Dr. Jones. Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, get up now. Wake up now.

00:22:31.64
gav
Wake up now.

00:22:32.53
Bevo
Wake up now.

00:22:32.89
Chibbs
Dr. Jones, Jones, calling Dr.

00:22:33.38
Mad Dog
Just

00:22:35.13
Chibbs
Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, get up now. Wake up now.

00:22:38.87
gav
Wake up now.

00:22:40.86
Chibbs
This stinks of, it stinks of a time difference, a time difference, and someone that's been left, someone that's been left on read.

00:22:40.98
Bevo
so It's

00:22:43.21
Mad Dog
red.

00:22:50.07
Bevo
Yeah, because they're four.

00:22:50.42
Chibbs
It is like, yeah, honey, yeah, I love you. And then it's like nothing. That was it. It was just left there.

00:22:57.85
Mad Dog
just

00:22:57.88
Chibbs
And then they're like, yeah.

00:22:58.42
Bevo
Yeah.

00:22:58.42
Mad Dog
red

00:23:00.31
gav
Hang on. Hang the fuck on a minute.

00:23:01.10
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23:01.79
gav
Hang on. At no point there does it imply the gender of the doctor. Maybe she's the doctor. Is that what's happening?

00:23:09.72
Bevo
Well, Shay's singing at this point.

00:23:09.75
gav
Is she a doctor?

00:23:11.57
Bevo
Shay's singing. Oh, maybe she's singing about herself.

00:23:12.86
Chibbs
She's saying Dr.

00:23:13.31
Bevo
Yeah.

00:23:13.46
Chibbs
Jones, Dr. Jones, calling Dr. Jones. I think she's trying to call him. Like, she's, yeah, yeah.

00:23:18.57
gav
She's trying to rouse him from his slumber.

00:23:19.21
Mad Dog
She...

00:23:19.58
Bevo
So confused.

00:23:20.47
Mad Dog
yeah.

00:23:20.92
gav
Okay.

00:23:22.84
Bevo
Maybe they're both trying to call each other and they just keep missing each other and I just don't realise.

00:23:23.35
gav
Yeah, this is a twist. Ha ha ha ha ha.

00:23:27.74
Chibbs
And it's like, fuck, I'm telling you, whenever you're awake, I am asleep. Do you understand the time difference?

00:23:32.92
gav
ah it

00:23:34.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:23:34.33
Mad Dog
yeah

00:23:35.80
Chibbs
ah We have to meet at some point around 5.30pm. That's when we're going to... that's That's the Benjamin Button period.

00:23:41.85
gav
ah

00:23:42.00
Mad Dog
It's the Goldilocks zone.

00:23:43.68
Chibbs
that's That's the period where we meet in the middle. yeah

00:23:46.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:23:47.74
gav
ah

00:23:49.21
Chibbs
For fuck's sake.

00:23:51.00
gav
I like the idea that he's an actual...

00:23:51.34
Chibbs
You'll have to leave work early if you want to ring me.

00:23:54.35
gav
He's done like he's like a double shift in the fucking yeah ah ER. He's absolutely got his hole hanging out. He's fucking stitched up a bunch of gunshot wounds. He gets home. He fucking collapses into bed. Two hours into his five-hour sleep, he gets before the next double, his phone's ringing, and it's this bitch from Holiday B being like, wake up, Dr.

00:24:03.30
Bevo
Scrubs are covered in blood.

00:24:03.54
Chibbs
yeah

00:24:09.46
Bevo
but Ring, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:24:12.06
gav
Jones. He's just like, for fuck's sake, ah I need ring-ding-ding-ding.

00:24:12.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:24:13.24
Chibbs
and

00:24:14.07
Mad Dog
I fucking love you.

00:24:17.17
Chibbs
His ringtone is the crazy crazy frog. ah

00:24:21.50
Mad Dog
yeah

00:24:22.10
gav
fuck and he's just like listen ah ah oh fuck

00:24:24.94
Bevo
Ring, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:24:26.30
Mad Dog
but

00:24:27.93
Chibbs
ah

00:24:32.09
Mad Dog
a ring ding ding d dg ding A ring ding ding ding

00:24:36.38
Chibbs
um All right, so, yeah, just trying to get in touch with Dr.

00:24:36.44
gav
ah

00:24:41.95
Chibbs
Jones.

00:24:43.16
gav
and he's just trying to get some shut eye before he saves some more lives tomorrow on shift

00:24:46.81
Chibbs
Yeah, that's right. Yeah. There was, like, ah some sort of attack on the city, and these um he's been in the ER for 72 hours. Yeah.

00:24:56.25
gav
like

00:24:59.54
Mad Dog
Strike.

00:24:59.60
Bevo
Ground zero.

00:24:59.73
gav
9-11 electric boogaloo.

00:25:00.04
Bevo
9-11-97. No.

00:25:02.23
gav
this This time it's personal.

00:25:03.20
Mad Dog
Hey, wheeze.

00:25:09.66
gav
This time it's

00:25:16.38
Chibbs
but refrain again the yodeling the yodeling again I have to read the yodeling it's the yodeling again okay cool verse 2 all I think of is you yeah

00:25:16.57
Bevo
No. Yeah, we've it.

00:25:16.82
Mad Dog
no

00:25:20.63
Mad Dog
hey louis

00:25:22.87
gav
all right. All right, we can cop.

00:25:25.30
Bevo
no no yeah we've heard it

00:25:28.06
gav
Yeah, yeah. Fuck, still only verse two. How many fucking, how many lyrics has there been before this point? Holy shit.

00:25:34.68
Chibbs
So much. So much. All I think of is you and all of the things we had.

00:25:37.64
Bevo
it's It's one of those...

00:25:43.38
Chibbs
Doctor, what can I do? Why does it have to be like that? That's it.

00:25:49.72
Bevo
The things we had, the diseases?

00:25:49.81
Mad Dog
it's Okay, i think I think we've gone down the wrong path.

00:25:50.12
Chibbs
That's

00:25:53.44
Chibbs
it.

00:25:55.25
Mad Dog
I don't think he's an ah ER r doctor. I think he's a psychiatrist.

00:25:59.74
gav
ah

00:25:59.97
Bevo
Oh.

00:26:02.26
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. Yeah.

00:26:04.31
Mad Dog
So she's freaking the fuck out and, um yeah, needs like immediate psychiatric support immediately.

00:26:04.31
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:04.50
gav
yeah i like that

00:26:04.96
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:12.44
Bevo
she does't She does ask to be cured later though.

00:26:15.93
gav
yeah cured of her insanity um

00:26:17.18
Mad Dog
Okay. Well, I'm just throwing it out there.

00:26:17.91
Bevo
Maybe of mental illness.

00:26:20.41
Mad Dog
yeah

00:26:21.66
Chibbs
yeah yeah

00:26:22.66
Bevo
I'm just no butting your yes and there. Sorry. Yeah, no one's studied the theory, have they?

00:26:25.82
Mad Dog
ah No, but...

00:26:27.32
Chibbs
think

00:26:28.68
gav
you're This is a very no-but podcast. We do a very little yes ending here.

00:26:32.12
Bevo
Yeah. we no one's known studied the theory of the

00:26:36.06
gav
We just shoot each other down at at every chance.

00:26:36.82
Chibbs
It'd get out of hand. It'd get out hand. Yeah.

00:26:40.71
gav
We're just four little crabs in a bucket.

00:26:41.14
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:26:43.00
gav
ah

00:26:44.89
Chibbs
We should have renamed the podcast.

00:26:47.64
Mad Dog
crabs in a bucket.

00:26:48.50
Bevo
Four little crabs in a bucket.

00:26:49.72
gav
fast Thousand a one crabs in a bucket.

00:26:50.97
Bevo
You ever had a crab in a bucket?

00:26:52.57
Chibbs
Four little crabs in a bucket.

00:26:53.75
Bevo
Times four.

00:26:54.78
gav
This is for...

00:26:57.56
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:26:57.82
Chibbs
ah the the The screaming at the doctor of what can I do and why does it have to be why does it have to be like that?

00:26:58.01
Mad Dog
um

00:26:58.32
gav
um

00:27:01.88
gav
Doctor, what can I do?

00:27:06.97
gav
Yeah, I want to know what he responded to that question because that next line looks like that's her response to him. Doctor, what can I do Well, you're going to have to cut your fucking legs off.

00:27:12.46
Chibbs
It does.

00:27:14.77
gav
Well, why does it have to be like that?

00:27:16.28
Chibbs
Have you seen the movie Saw?

00:27:19.13
gav
ah

00:27:19.42
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:27:19.63
Chibbs
It's a

00:27:20.63
Bevo
you

00:27:21.50
gav
i watched that um I watched that like two weeks ago again.

00:27:21.85
Bevo
Have you heard of Aqua? Now try Gangrene.

00:27:24.50
gav
um that ah if Have you been near any freshwater bodies of Aqua lately? um No, I watched Saw like two weeks ago. That movie holds up like a motherfucker. That's a very good movie.

00:27:41.11
gav
I liked it.

00:27:41.44
Chibbs
great movie.

00:27:42.66
Mad Dog
good.

00:27:43.35
Chibbs
They go back to the...

00:27:43.83
gav
um maybe maybe he's Maybe he's some sort of were we're we're really taking a lot of stabs at this, but maybe he's like Hannibal Lecter style doctor. Maybe he's like ah a kill a serial killer doctor.

00:27:56.34
gav
Maybe.

00:27:57.21
Chibbs
Like a psychiatrist that eats people.

00:27:58.04
Mad Dog
Maybe.

00:27:59.70
gav
Maybe.

00:28:00.60
Mad Dog
Yeah, like a cannibal or psychiatrist.

00:28:00.66
Bevo
Yes, and...

00:28:00.63
gav
i don't know. yeah

00:28:03.38
Chibbs
Yes, and...

00:28:06.14
gav
i was just i was just tentatively trying to fill that line of questioning out. I don't know. Maybe he's just trying to lure her to, i don't know. he's He's out of the way clinic where he can

00:28:15.32
Chibbs
We still can't figure out who's luring who where. Like, it's very confusing.

00:28:18.26
gav
I know, it's a confusing song.

00:28:18.30
Bevo
yeah

00:28:21.01
Mad Dog
I don't know why there's a fucking doctor in this song. Like, no, why?

00:28:24.15
Bevo
i I just like that before he sounded like Grover and now he sounds like fucking Frank Sinatra.

00:28:25.85
Mad Dog
Why is he a doctor?

00:28:30.52
Chibbs
Grover. Grover.

00:28:35.63
Bevo
What's going on there?

00:28:35.71
Mad Dog
Grover.

00:28:37.27
Chibbs
ah They do another pre-chorus. It's the same shit. It's the back and forth where they're, you know, i'm missing you and, you know, they won't commit to anything.

00:28:42.62
gav
yeah

00:28:45.28
Chibbs
Another chorus, again, calling the doctor, demanding that they get up right now, wake the fuck up right now, this doctor.

00:28:51.03
gav
Yeah.

00:28:52.34
Mad Dog
Wake up.

00:28:52.57
gav
ah Another yippee-ki-yay motherfucker after that.

00:28:53.59
Chibbs
Yeah. Wake up! Yeah, we get another yodel session.

00:28:57.14
Mad Dog
Something so horrible about wake up. Yeah.

00:29:00.60
Chibbs
And then the bridge. The bridge says, please, please cure me. Please, please cure me. Please, please cure me. Please, please cure me.

00:29:11.16
Chibbs
Now I'm convinced we're in serial killer land and that this is some sort of curing of the meat.

00:29:14.26
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:29:17.91
Mad Dog
Oh, we're talking about... hey

00:29:20.28
gav
Either that or she has a disease that makes her say the same thing four times in a row. Yeah.

00:29:25.78
Chibbs
Also, he's left. He's gone. I don't know any doctor that is able to cure you remotely.

00:29:30.52
gav
Yeah.

00:29:33.43
Mad Dog
Except a psychiatrist, which is...

00:29:33.69
Bevo
yeah if anything he'd he could refer her to a specialist but um

00:29:35.96
Chibbs
Sure. Just please, please cure me.

00:29:38.68
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:29:39.86
Chibbs
I can write you a referral to someone in Borneo where you live.

00:29:42.78
Bevo
yeah

00:29:44.50
gav
ah

00:29:45.72
Mad Dog
yeah

00:29:45.88
Bevo
here's a script for some uh I don't know

00:29:46.97
gav
yeah

00:29:50.34
Chibbs
Here's a script a scriptpped to one of those, um you know, like the the fucking buzzers that the mosquitoes fly into and burn up.

00:29:50.91
gav
insert Insert drug here.

00:29:53.02
Mad Dog
The malaria tablets.

00:29:53.17
Bevo
Oh yeah, the net.

00:30:03.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, the zap bug zapper.

00:30:05.47
gav
Zapper, zapa yeah

00:30:06.61
Chibbs
Here's a prescription for one of those.

00:30:06.83
gav
A Frank Zapper.

00:30:09.53
Chibbs
Go get one of those. Yeah.

00:30:11.26
Mad Dog
Hey.

00:30:12.66
gav
I'd like to think that was the original line and they just couldn't quite squeeze it in. Please, please refer me to a specialist. Please, please.

00:30:23.35
Chibbs
The pills you gave me do nothing.

00:30:26.62
Mad Dog
Place

00:30:27.19
gav
hu The rash is only spreading. ha,

00:30:30.83
Mad Dog
bow.

00:30:32.86
Chibbs
It says placebo on the packet.

00:30:35.37
gav
ha, ha, ha

00:30:36.54
Bevo
swift

00:30:39.98
Chibbs
I've been taking all those place bows you left me.

00:30:40.25
Bevo
Baby, have you tried a moxie still and take it four times a day?

00:30:43.16
gav
yeah

00:30:47.45
Mad Dog
place bow

00:30:49.66
Chibbs
Um, yeah, that's it. Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, wake up now. Still demanding he wake up and then yodel. Yodel all the way to the end of the song.

00:31:02.39
gav
He does sleep a lot for a Doctor. i was under the impression Doctor's got less sleep than this.

00:31:05.39
Chibbs
Um, it's just, it's time differencing. I'm convinced.

00:31:10.58
gav
Yeah, that's pretty fair.

00:31:11.35
Chibbs
He was on holidays.

00:31:12.18
gav
yeah

00:31:12.83
Chibbs
Do you think he went on holidays like 45 minutes from his hospital?

00:31:16.15
gav
Somewhere in his time zone. No, he didn't, obviously. Yeah.

00:31:18.57
Chibbs
No.

00:31:19.60
Mad Dog
45. Maybe at the Hamptons. I don't know.

00:31:22.49
gav
It doesn't explain his seeming desperation to see her at the end of the...

00:31:22.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:31:23.42
Bevo
You know

00:31:26.09
gav
Perhaps this... Perhaps lyrically, they've actually just written this song correctly and that's why we've got so little to mock. We're so we're so confused because we can't find a hole in their logic.

00:31:36.31
Chibbs
You know what?

00:31:36.85
gav
We're like, goddammit, this all checks out.

00:31:37.40
Chibbs
You know what They've fucking nailed this. This might be the perfect love song.

00:31:39.80
gav
I think they've hit... this I think they've hit the mark and we' we're all just struggling to find something wrong with it.

00:31:42.04
Mad Dog
yeah

00:31:43.62
Chibbs
It's got everything.

00:31:45.21
Bevo
you know something else we hadn't considered that this could be about, this could be about Indiana Jones.

00:31:45.26
gav
Yeah.

00:31:45.99
Chibbs
It's got the medical, it has the medical profession.

00:31:50.97
gav
What could it be about?

00:31:53.50
Bevo
And he's a doctor of like history.

00:31:57.17
Chibbs
It's an archeologist.

00:31:59.06
Bevo
Yeah, that's right. He is. yeah

00:32:01.21
gav
have you have you have you seen the Have you seen the film clip, Bevo?

00:32:02.39
Chibbs
yeah

00:32:06.36
Bevo
Well, I just read the thing that said the video is a homage. So, um yeah.

00:32:13.76
Chibbs
There you go.

00:32:13.82
gav
Yeah, it's very much it's very much based on Indiana Jones.

00:32:17.18
Chibbs
It's very much so.

00:32:17.94
Bevo
Yeah.

00:32:18.28
Chibbs
ah Yeah, it was released on the 26th of November, 1997.

00:32:18.39
Mad Dog
Is it?

00:32:18.68
Bevo
wonderful Which is...

00:32:19.06
Mad Dog
Yeah, okay.

00:32:23.58
Chibbs
That's not fucking far away.

00:32:24.34
gav
Oh, shit. that's That's like less than a week away.

00:32:26.08
Chibbs
That's in six days. I can't do the maths as to how many years that was.

00:32:28.28
gav
Oh, and minus 18 years. 18 years.

00:32:31.12
Chibbs
Okay, there you go.

00:32:32.41
gav
Right? No, shit, more than that. How old am I? 28 years?

00:32:35.00
Chibbs
I was going to say, pass a minute, is it more than 18

00:32:38.73
gav
years?

00:32:38.97
Chibbs
right is it um

00:32:41.21
gav
ah fuck me who fucking knowsed

00:32:43.96
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:32:43.97
Chibbs
Could be.

00:32:45.59
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:32:45.72
Chibbs
Wait, what's 2025 minus

00:32:47.06
Bevo
twenty eight yeah

00:32:48.83
Mad Dog
28 years.

00:32:49.46
gav
oh my god it's twenty eight it's twenty eight

00:32:50.64
Bevo
was's three

00:32:53.34
gav
ah It's 28 years. Jesus Christ. I was like, yeah, 18 years. I'm not old as fuck.

00:33:00.38
Mad Dog
yeah

00:33:00.76
gav
ah i so I said it, then I was like, oh, I'm i'm definitely not 25.

00:33:02.49
Mad Dog
but

00:33:05.27
Chibbs
it was um

00:33:09.33
gav
I've fucked this up. yeah

00:33:11.26
Chibbs
it's ah It came out 1,385 days before the tower was filled.

00:33:17.94
gav
Nice.

00:33:18.28
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:33:18.54
gav
it's in It's in the...

00:33:19.08
Chibbs
There you go.

00:33:19.74
gav
The plans were in the works at this point, surely, for the towers.

00:33:21.75
Chibbs
Oh, they had a chat about it.

00:33:23.06
gav
like it

00:33:23.92
Chibbs
That's for sure.

00:33:24.02
gav
They'd definitely... They'd sat around over a couple of kebabs next to an open fire at some point and said, tell you what, it'd be sick.

00:33:27.74
Bevo
They heard this song and they, uh, they,

00:33:29.87
Mad Dog
Kebabs.

00:33:32.70
gav
Yeah, no, for sure.

00:33:33.46
Chibbs
they They were talking about maybe cementing in the monkey bars to but secure them at that point.

00:33:40.51
gav
We're

00:33:42.07
Chibbs
like but they they haven't they haven't got him They haven't cut the steel poles yet or anything, but I have thought about an area they could set up an obstacle course.

00:33:43.97
gav
going to... Just...

00:33:52.02
gav
Abdul's going to have to get working on his sewing machine to get us a bunch of identical black uniforms and hoods because we all need to look terrifying in the desert.

00:34:03.45
gav
We need to make lots of videos.

00:34:05.40
Mad Dog
Thank you.

00:34:07.93
gav
ah That was a hit on that button.

00:34:08.60
Mad Dog
ah

00:34:11.07
Chibbs
Alright, it's written by Klaus Norrin, Soren Rasted, Renee Diff, and Lenny Nystrom.

00:34:14.58
gav
oh shit

00:34:23.10
gav
Why did you just say the same name four times?

00:34:23.93
Chibbs
Lean. but they It sounds like a Dr.

00:34:26.89
gav
Oh, fuck.

00:34:27.62
Chibbs
Seuss book. Klaus Norsen, Soren Rasted, Renee Diff, Lenny Nystrom.

00:34:29.17
gav
What a dick.

00:34:32.54
gav
right

00:34:35.90
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. um Klaus Noren left Aqua in 2016. Walked out.

00:34:47.67
gav
dick

00:34:48.41
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

00:34:48.87
Bevo
Imagine that.

00:34:49.25
Mad Dog
Walked away.

00:34:49.34
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:34:49.97
Bevo
I'm sick of singing bubblegum pop songs that are whimsical.

00:34:54.07
Chibbs
he

00:34:54.65
gav
yeah that That everyone likes.

00:34:56.60
Chibbs
He hated touring. He hated touring and he got a job in the tech industry. He's like, I fucking hate this shit.

00:35:03.19
Mad Dog
There, aren't you?

00:35:03.31
Bevo
money's at.

00:35:03.31
gav
Oh, wow.

00:35:04.84
Chibbs
Done here. Yeah. um Soren Rastod wrote a whole solo album under the persona Lazy Boy, where he just talked over lounge music.

00:35:16.91
gav
Oh, fuck yes.

00:35:18.74
Chibbs
Like Gavin needs to get that on vinyl ASAP.

00:35:18.81
gav
Fuck yes. that ah hunt That is so fucking far up my street, that's not even funny.

00:35:21.85
Chibbs
Yeah. it It is.

00:35:26.31
gav
Holy these shit.

00:35:26.34
Chibbs
It really is. I read that and went, oh, my God, Gavin's going to, this is going to change his whole life.

00:35:31.67
gav
yeah Fucking... i needed yeah if you've already Have you checked it out?

00:35:33.91
Chibbs
not only just Not only will you enjoy the music, but you'll enjoy letting everyone know that this is Soren Rastad of Aqua.

00:35:35.19
gav
Drop me a link.

00:35:41.66
gav
Of Aqua.

00:35:42.15
Chibbs
it's I know you know him.

00:35:42.42
gav
Yeah, you bet your fucking ass I would.

00:35:43.67
Chibbs
You know him as Lazy Boy. But to me, that is Soren Rastad of Aqua. Yeah.

00:35:48.92
Mad Dog
um

00:35:51.13
gav
Oh my god. I'm actually so... ah Yeah, i'm i'm so I'm genuinely so excited about this.

00:35:56.06
Chibbs
make a note Make a note of that.

00:35:58.14
gav
Fuck yeah.

00:35:58.87
Chibbs
um

00:35:59.00
gav
Fuck yeah

00:36:00.03
Chibbs
Rene Diff used to be a DJ on a cruise ship, which makes so much sense. like

00:36:05.83
Bevo
you

00:36:06.04
gav
yeah.

00:36:06.20
Chibbs
if If you had to be like, yeah, just guess his profession in five guesses, I reckon cruise ship DJ would have come in in there.

00:36:06.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:36:06.94
gav
Yeah. Just a look. Yeah. Yeah.

00:36:11.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:36:14.23
gav
Yeah.

00:36:14.34
Mad Dog
Cruise ship DJ. Yeah, you're getting it.

00:36:17.39
Chibbs
He got fired.

00:36:17.42
gav
I'll say Crucial DJ would have been top three guesses for sure.

00:36:20.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:36:21.10
gav
You wouldn't reach you wouldn't reach five on that.

00:36:22.42
Chibbs
yeah Nah, God, no, no. Five is a lot. um He did get fired from that, but he met Soren Rasted in one of the cruise ship nightclubs. um And they, yeah, that's how they got together there.

00:36:36.06
gav
Imagine working on a cruise ship in a cruise ship nightclub in the fucking 90s. Does that just sound like the best fucking thing ever? Imagine...

00:36:44.63
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

00:36:44.82
gav
Imagine all the early ecstasy you would have been chomping on those boats, man. Fuck.

00:36:50.89
Mad Dog
Chomping.

00:36:52.44
gav
You would have been getting stuck right in on that.

00:36:53.24
Chibbs
lenny Lenny Nystrom ah was originally discovered when she was a bartender on the cruise ship. um

00:37:02.90
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:37:03.06
Chibbs
And rumour is that Soren Rasted brought her in to this band immediately is quoted as saying she was way too charismatic not to be famous.

00:37:03.06
gav
Oh my God.

00:37:17.14
Chibbs
You know, that stinks of to me.

00:37:17.62
Mad Dog
Right.

00:37:17.64
Bevo
That's how I feel about Dom Littrich.

00:37:19.93
Chibbs
Yeah, well, Dom is famous.

00:37:22.17
gav
Yeah, that's that's exactly correct.

00:37:23.54
Bevo
Yeah.

00:37:23.61
Chibbs
Yeah, that's what's happened. You know you know what this, though?

00:37:25.40
Bevo
yeah

00:37:26.69
Chibbs
The whole way too charismatic not to be famous when you when you're Soren Raston and you just take the bartender chick from the cruise ship back to your room because she's so charismatic.

00:37:36.86
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:37.69
Chibbs
You should be famous.

00:37:38.46
gav
yeah

00:37:39.61
Chibbs
He's trying to get a handjob.

00:37:39.73
gav
You're going to be famous.

00:37:40.06
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:41.46
gav
I'm going to make you famous, sweetheart.

00:37:42.69
Mad Dog
At least.

00:37:44.41
Chibbs
yeah You want to be a star, don't you?

00:37:44.69
Bevo
benefits

00:37:44.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:46.06
gav
denise

00:37:46.15
Mad Dog
You're so charismatic. ah

00:37:49.85
gav
You're the love I found.

00:37:50.55
Chibbs
good

00:37:51.77
Mad Dog
ah

00:37:52.79
Chibbs
This is my friend, Renee.

00:37:53.20
Bevo
Me want cookie.

00:37:55.00
Chibbs
Oh, no, no, no, I'm the

00:37:55.03
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:37:57.82
Bevo
the

00:37:58.55
gav
There we go.

00:37:58.87
Mad Dog
yeah

00:37:58.90
Bevo
ah

00:38:00.92
Mad Dog
It's the last song, everybody. Yuck, yuck, yuck.

00:38:04.01
Chibbs
The song was loose.

00:38:04.79
Bevo
ah

00:38:06.55
Chibbs
yipy iyoah yipppy yaaa

00:38:09.75
gav
but

00:38:10.14
Bevo
me want cookie

00:38:12.34
Mad Dog
ah

00:38:14.36
Chibbs
the the song was loose

00:38:14.74
Mad Dog
I'll see you back here tomorrow.

00:38:17.75
Chibbs
The song was loosely inspired by Indiana Jones. Loosely inspired. But Aquaman, they never got permission um to use any of the ah Indiana Jones shit, so they basically just hoped no one would sue them when they released it.

00:38:22.90
gav
lu yeah

00:38:33.43
Bevo
It was pretty pretty subtle.

00:38:33.50
Chibbs
um

00:38:35.10
Bevo
Right.

00:38:36.50
Chibbs
I guess Dr.

00:38:36.98
gav
I mean, not not if you watch the video.

00:38:37.50
Chibbs
Jones...

00:38:39.10
gav
If you're if if if it's alongside the video, that they really drop the subtle tactics on that one.

00:38:44.17
Chibbs
Oh, here you Lenny said the song was meant to be a reverse rescue fantasy where the girl saves the boy, not the other way around.

00:38:51.73
gav
Okay. Well, that's not what comes across in the film clip at all.

00:38:55.10
Chibbs
not and Not at all. That doesn't seem at all. The original title was allegedly Dr. Love Jones, but they changed it because it sounded too horny for kids.

00:39:07.06
Mad Dog
Too horny for kids.

00:39:09.50
Chibbs
They say love in the song so many times.

00:39:09.71
Bevo
Yeah.

00:39:11.53
Chibbs
What's the difference?

00:39:12.72
Bevo
It also doesn't work syllable-wise.

00:39:13.40
gav
ah

00:39:14.81
Bevo
Yeah.

00:39:15.10
Chibbs
Dr. Love Jones, start a love so Dr.

00:39:15.86
gav
Yeah.

00:39:17.81
Chibbs
darling, Dr.

00:39:18.17
gav
ah ah

00:39:18.26
Bevo
look good

00:39:18.77
Chibbs
Love Jones.

00:39:22.42
gav
Fuck.

00:39:24.06
Chibbs
um Renee?

00:39:24.60
gav
And also, horny for kids is such a dangerous three words to put together.

00:39:27.48
Chibbs
Yeah, don't. Just don't bring it don't bring it up.

00:39:29.28
gav
don't don't don't Don't say that.

00:39:30.00
Chibbs
Don't bring it up. Fucking, yeah, don't bring it up, Aqua.

00:39:31.42
gav
Don't say that. that's

00:39:32.74
Chibbs
What are you doing?

00:39:33.69
gav
it's weird It's weirder that you made that association than it is that you think that association exists. I don't know.

00:39:39.80
Chibbs
Now, they have tried to make this fact a flex, but it's the complete opposite in that the chorus melody was written in only 10 minutes at 3am during a songwriting marathon in a cabin in Norway.

00:39:39.94
Mad Dog
That's weird.

00:39:53.50
gav
Oh my god.

00:39:57.43
gav
Jesus Christ.

00:39:57.53
Chibbs
It took him 10 minutes to come up with Dr. Jones, Dr. Jones, calling Dr.

00:40:02.39
gav
ah

00:40:02.57
Chibbs
Jones, Dr. Jones, Dr.

00:40:04.21
gav
ah

00:40:04.33
Chibbs
Jones. like her Wake up now.

00:40:07.51
Mad Dog
ah

00:40:07.68
Bevo
It's one word every two minutes.

00:40:07.86
gav
ha

00:40:09.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:10.17
gav
That was like, um that's like, a I saw it, saw it,

00:40:10.92
Chibbs
10 minutes. do you know look Stop. Stop right now. Set a stopwatch for 10 minutes and sit there in silence.

00:40:17.02
Mad Dog
It is.

00:40:18.12
Chibbs
It's a long fucking time.

00:40:18.39
Mad Dog
but

00:40:18.71
gav
ah

00:40:20.57
Mad Dog
It is.

00:40:20.73
gav
ah

00:40:22.07
Mad Dog
it is

00:40:22.23
gav
i saw um I saw an interview once with Old Mate from End of Fashion and he was they were they were like, is it true that you wrote Oh Yeah?

00:40:22.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:40:28.97
gav
Remember that song, Oh Yeah? Oh yeah, so you want to talk about

00:40:32.66
Bevo
totally

00:40:33.56
gav
They were like, is it true that you wrote that song in half an hour? and he was like, yeah, I did.

00:40:36.73
Bevo
Well, the Pixies did.

00:40:36.96
gav
And I was like, it's because it's it's because it's Where Is My Fucking Mind by the Pixies.

00:40:40.92
Bevo
Yeah.

00:40:42.81
Chibbs
I don't know that Indian fashion song at all.

00:40:43.41
gav
It's like, it's, it's like their biggest song and it's genuinely like you can sing the entire fucking, yeah, it's a Pixie song.

00:40:50.29
Chibbs
it's just a pixie song.

00:40:52.06
Bevo
Yeah.

00:40:53.05
gav
It's a, pi it's, it's, and it's also funnily enough, Pixie's most famous song. So, um but yeah, it's always, they always try and, they always try and lay it on like, that's a flex.

00:40:58.30
Chibbs
I'll have to listen. im do it

00:41:01.72
gav
Oh, this song was only written in four minutes. It's like, yeah, well it fucking sounds like it.

00:41:05.94
Chibbs
Have you seen this, um...

00:41:06.20
gav
It's so rarely,

00:41:07.90
Chibbs
The dude just won a bunch of Arias, this Kelly Holiday dude, an um for this Dancing 2 song.

00:41:08.82
gav
it's

00:41:16.01
Chibbs
And then like I've been getting smashed. My algorithm keeps giving me, it's a LCD sound system song that is identical to the BPM, where it's like.

00:41:24.19
Bevo
Oh yeah. That dancing, ah dancing to makes me laugh. Cause it's, so it's that meme. It's like, well, if dancing so good, why isn't there a dancing to?

00:41:33.34
Mad Dog
Oh. ah

00:41:34.78
gav
Oh,

00:41:37.37
gav
God.

00:41:38.58
Bevo
and It's actually the number two.

00:41:39.45
Chibbs
ah This, it's another two.

00:41:40.18
Bevo
And he's like,

00:41:42.46
Chibbs
This song was one of the earliest in Europe to use auto-tune creatively, not just for pitch correction.

00:41:48.47
Bevo
You're right.

00:41:49.14
gav
Not just because you sound shit.

00:41:51.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

00:41:51.54
gav
I mean...

00:41:53.12
Chibbs
Used creatively.

00:41:57.08
Chibbs
I don't remember any part where I was like, oh, they're doing that old Daft Punk auto-tune thing.

00:41:57.11
gav
i mean

00:41:59.38
Mad Dog
Yeah, I don't.

00:42:03.29
gav
wonder if I wonder if Old Mate doing that. where or and no no and like i wonder if that's like pitch bent or something.

00:42:09.25
Chibbs
His voice is an autotune effect.

00:42:11.10
Mad Dog
ah

00:42:11.93
Bevo
ah

00:42:12.00
gav
He was singing normally and they just auto-tuned the living Christ out of it until it was so distorted that it sounds like Cookie Monster.

00:42:12.03
Chibbs
He can actually sing like an angel.

00:42:18.97
Chibbs
but

00:42:19.73
Bevo
it Distorted.

00:42:21.18
Chibbs
digitally digital His voice is digital distortion.

00:42:21.31
Bevo
Wow. Okay.

00:42:25.08
Chibbs
Fuck me. Apparently, Rene Diff, he pushed for more spoken word parts because he couldn't sing. So the band wrote lines specifically to keep him involved.

00:42:35.96
Chibbs
Because he was a fucking DJ.

00:42:36.06
gav
Oh my god, that's so fucking funny.

00:42:38.30
Bevo
well

00:42:38.62
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:42:39.58
Bevo
okay

00:42:39.88
Chibbs
They're like, oh, Renee, he's like, yeah, yeah, remember, umm I'm in the band as well. They're like, yeah, yeah, but now we've got this chick.

00:42:46.58
gav
Yeah, but you're a DJ. You don't need to be involved in every

00:42:48.47
Chibbs
So what, he's like, well, just, I'll do some spoken, do some spoken word parts. He's like, yeah I mean, I don't know how spoken word there is in pop music.

00:42:58.95
Chibbs
He's like, ah i mean I'm in the band.

00:43:00.54
gav
He's like, well, how about how about we do it over some lounge jazz instead?

00:43:00.94
Chibbs
I'm in the band. yeah yeah within 11 years i am going to take this whole spoken word thing to a completely new level yeah your kids are gonna love it

00:43:12.70
Mad Dog
Bye.

00:43:13.30
gav
You all aren't ready for this. That's why I'm going to wait 11 years. You can't handle what I've got to... Oh,

00:43:23.22
gav
shit.

00:43:23.29
Chibbs
it's produced by johnny jam and delgado yonas joe berg

00:43:28.22
gav
Johnny Jam sounds like a... yeah Johnny Jam sounds like a euphemism for cum, doesn't it? Sprady's Johnny Jam everywhere.

00:43:35.21
Chibbs
Johnny Jam. There's Johnny Jam everywhere.

00:43:42.97
gav
Spray his Johnny Jam all over those Tanya titties.

00:43:46.22
Chibbs
buts

00:43:50.03
Chibbs
uh yeah jonas j jeb jeb jeberg and jan langhoff that's they're the producers uh they built aqua's in entire sound out of a cheap toy keyboard they bought in a flea market fucking there you

00:43:59.12
Mad Dog
Yawn.

00:43:59.41
gav
Jan Langhoff.

00:44:01.82
Mad Dog
Yawn.

00:44:07.70
gav
Once again, not not as not as big of a flex.

00:44:07.96
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:44:09.68
Bevo
makes sense.

00:44:10.90
gav
ah

00:44:11.96
Chibbs
Not at all. Oh, here we... Oh, shit! Here we go. Look, they pitch shifted Lenny's vocals up and down to sound cartoonish.

00:44:19.66
gav
Oh.

00:44:22.49
gav
Wow, there you go

00:44:23.66
Bevo
Right. Well, that'll be it.

00:44:24.35
gav
I was fucking on the money.

00:44:24.70
Chibbs
Yeah. And they recorded the vocals in the hallway of the studio because the studio booth was too hot and the band kept sweating into the equipment,

00:44:35.58
Mad Dog
ah

00:44:39.35
gav
Oh my God. Tell me that isn't them just on early nineties Ekkies.

00:44:41.14
Chibbs
Is this...

00:44:43.97
Chibbs
Oh, my God.

00:44:44.98
gav
this is This is back when they would have been called Ekkies too.

00:44:45.45
Chibbs
They're still on the cruise ship. Still on the cruise ship.

00:44:48.63
Mad Dog
On the ship.

00:44:48.92
Chibbs
Yeah. and yeah um

00:44:49.28
gav
Yep.

00:44:49.35
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:44:50.80
gav
The cruise ship stopped in Singapore. They picked picked up a fucking straight up kilo of ecstasy and sailed back to their Northern home where they gobbled them up like children on Halloween

00:45:03.19
Mad Dog
ah

00:45:03.32
gav
and then wrote some Scandinavian pop.

00:45:03.54
Chibbs
And Aqua was born. How was that? good

00:45:07.03
gav
that's how we That's how we got it done in 97.

00:45:07.35
Chibbs
of

00:45:10.58
Chibbs
he was Pre-chorus, the Barbie girl go again. the The come on Barbie.

00:45:16.12
Bevo
You can touch, you can play.

00:45:16.14
Chibbs
Come on Barbie. Let's go party.

00:45:17.20
gav
Come on, Barbie. Let's go party. ah oh Yeah. Yeah.

00:45:21.11
Chibbs
so Is that not the exact same thing they do in this song?

00:45:24.31
gav
ma man Yeah, it's the call and response.

00:45:26.04
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:45:26.39
gav
Oh, wow.

00:45:26.42
Bevo
yeah but Renee gets it rena gets a verse in Barbie Girl.

00:45:26.54
Chibbs
Huh? Yeah,

00:45:31.35
Bevo
You're my doll rock and roll. Yeah.

00:45:33.94
Mad Dog
but

00:45:33.94
Chibbs
yeah he sings a lot.

00:45:34.87
gav
Oh, yeah, he's...

00:45:35.12
Chibbs
Yeah, he sings a lot in that.

00:45:36.07
gav
speak He does.

00:45:37.21
Bevo
yeah

00:45:39.83
Chibbs
he gets her He gets a fucking note in that wake up now section. Wake up now!

00:45:45.30
Bevo
Yeah, that's singing.

00:45:45.51
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:45:45.94
gav
ah

00:45:48.70
Chibbs
He gets up. He's in there. Yeah, I'm just like, did they just go

00:45:50.71
gav
He gets a run.

00:45:52.66
Chibbs
i don't know much other Aqua. I never got into their full catalogue or anything, but seems like this might be their trick, the little back and forth for the pre-chorus.

00:46:00.95
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

00:46:03.43
Chibbs
Is there a video, Gav?

00:46:05.40
gav
There is a video.

00:46:21.32
gav
All right, this film clip is Indiana Jones. If there was a little more cannibalism and a lot more Morse code.

00:46:28.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:46:28.17
Chibbs
lot more yeah they are tapping that fucking morse code aren't they

00:46:28.38
Mad Dog
yeah

00:46:29.52
Bevo
Thank you.

00:46:29.98
gav
A lot more Morse code. They do not let up on that fire. i felt like I was watching the fucking, what's it called? The the imitation game when this fucking field clip was it just cunts tapping Morse code for fucking three and a half minutes.

00:46:41.90
Chibbs
what so explain morse code to me again how does what's the is it radio connected to another radio that's giving them the the dashes and dots

00:46:54.62
gav
ah Yeah.

00:46:54.86
Chibbs
It's not wise because they had to Morse code the

00:46:56.94
gav
Yeah.

00:47:00.09
gav
Yeah, no, I think it's like a radio waves.

00:47:01.34
Chibbs
shit. So they couldn't they couldn't but but they couldn't do vote vote voice on the radio waves.

00:47:01.73
gav
It's like a...

00:47:06.00
Chibbs
They could only do dashes. and Did anyone ever think about yelling at the the fucking Morse code machine?

00:47:11.74
gav
at the At the mic that was picking up the dots and dashes.

00:47:14.74
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

00:47:17.18
gav
Oh, yeah, I think I fucked up the type.

00:47:17.74
Mad Dog
beep.

00:47:18.78
gav
i There's a typo on that.

00:47:20.13
Chibbs
We are fucking sinking!

00:47:20.54
gav
I said... ah

00:47:23.19
Chibbs
Dot, dot, dot, dot!

00:47:23.99
gav
Yeah, I'll say they're sitting there looking at their dots and dashes like, we are sicking? what do they mean they're sicking? Is someone on board sick?

00:47:31.03
Mad Dog
ah

00:47:34.37
Mad Dog
Sicking.

00:47:34.94
gav
better Better not go anywhere near their ship if someone's sick.

00:47:39.29
Chibbs
air Everyone turn around.

00:47:39.29
gav
We might catch it.

00:47:40.45
Chibbs
We need a 50-mile radius of that sick ship.

00:47:43.54
gav
ah Don't go anywhere near that sicking ship.

00:47:46.01
Chibbs
ah ah

00:47:46.65
Bevo
that

00:47:48.22
Chibbs
it's Yeah, it's just a stupid Indiana Jones stupid thing that's filmed in some stupid, ah and like, it's all done on set.

00:47:59.19
Chibbs
There's no real jungle here.

00:47:59.80
gav
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:00.60
Bevo
Yeah, the whole thing is just that they're a cartoon.

00:48:01.62
gav
I think it's... Yeah, I think it's fun as well.

00:48:04.09
Chibbs
Yeah, in this cartoon, yeah.

00:48:05.85
gav
For the first time in a little while, I checked the most replayed because I had a sneaking suspicion that it was going to be from pretty much the exact moment she appears in a bikini. And I was correct. ah So basically from it from from about that 30 seconds, from about 35, 40 seconds onwards for about until about a minute 20 where she like starts to lose layers, that's the most replayed bit of the film clip.

00:48:16.68
Chibbs
There you Do you think?

00:48:27.13
Chibbs
You really need to be covered up in the jungle. Like, that's real. It's um just...

00:48:31.35
Bevo
Yeah, it's dengue fever.

00:48:32.04
gav
It's malaria territory. She's going to get dengue or some sort of...

00:48:33.50
Chibbs
ya Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:33.53
Bevo
yeah

00:48:35.16
gav
Yeah.

00:48:35.48
Mad Dog
ah Ross River.

00:48:35.60
gav
Yeah.

00:48:35.78
Chibbs
100%, yeah.

00:48:37.08
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:48:37.29
Bevo
Ross River.

00:48:37.61
Chibbs
Yeah,

00:48:39.22
gav
What's Ross River up to these days? Is it still getting a run in the in the northern the northern rivers of New South Wales?

00:48:42.26
Mad Dog
It's...

00:48:44.38
gav
Because it was working its way south many a moon ago and I haven't heard about it since.

00:48:48.06
Bevo
Not that I know of.

00:48:48.28
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's still around. It's still around.

00:48:50.33
Bevo
It's Miss Me.

00:48:50.48
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:48:50.98
gav
It's not it your way, Bevo? All

00:48:52.22
Bevo
No, well, it's Miss Me so far. So so far, so good.

00:48:55.10
Chibbs
It was...

00:48:55.18
gav
right.

00:48:55.37
Mad Dog
Okay.

00:48:55.58
Chibbs
This was directed by

00:48:57.37
Mad Dog
Ross River.

00:48:58.82
Chibbs
Petter Pedersen, which is really fucked name.

00:49:00.89
Bevo
Oh, it's a Donald Trump nickname.

00:49:02.10
gav
Holy shit. well Horny for kids, Petter Pedersen.

00:49:06.40
Bevo
you reckon he's in the Patterson's just a name, just a guy they made up to scare kids.

00:49:06.46
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:49:07.44
Mad Dog
Hedda Pedersen.

00:49:09.66
Chibbs
don't Just like, um

00:49:10.14
gav
This song is too horny for kids, better call Petter Pedersen.

00:49:11.74
Chibbs
and don't don't let Petter Pedersen over here. Go to bed or I'll get Petter Pedersen over here. That's it.

00:49:21.69
gav
Fresh off his collaboration with Rolf Harris, it's Petter Pedersen.

00:49:27.45
Chibbs
but

00:49:27.79
Bevo
Yeah.

00:49:27.86
gav
ah ah

00:49:30.42
Chibbs
He directed the Barbie Girl video, he did the Lollipop Aqua video, and he has done various LEGO commercials.

00:49:30.68
gav
ah

00:49:38.87
Bevo
Oh, yeah.

00:49:38.86
Chibbs
There you

00:49:39.52
Mad Dog
Okay. Okay.

00:49:40.50
gav
He did a full Lego movie, I believe. Like, not movie, like a short film or something weird like that. He did, like, um yeah. ah He later spoofed Indiana Jones with the computer animated short film Lego Indiana Jones and Raiders of the Lost Brick in 2008. Ha ha

00:49:59.20
Chibbs
great. There you Apparently the the people on the crew were saying that they are one whip crack away from a lawsuit.

00:50:00.31
Mad Dog
like kai

00:50:07.61
Chibbs
it

00:50:07.77
Bevo
ah

00:50:08.02
Mad Dog
ah

00:50:08.42
gav
ha ha ha!

00:50:11.98
Chibbs
That's scott's good.

00:50:12.66
gav
no

00:50:13.53
Mad Dog
Lawsuit.

00:50:13.56
gav
That is pretty fucking good. There wasn't many funny comments on this.

00:50:15.67
Chibbs
um

00:50:16.90
gav
it was just a lot of people ranting nonsense about nostalgia from the 90s.

00:50:17.22
Chibbs
I've got one comment here. I've got one comment here.

00:50:19.47
Bevo
Did you get that unhinged woman?

00:50:19.62
Chibbs
It's from three three weeks ago.

00:50:22.39
gav
Yeah.

00:50:22.46
Chibbs
ah yes Sue Parker 33.

00:50:24.28
Bevo
Yeah. Oh, she she shows up a lot. Yeah.

00:50:26.58
Chibbs
She shows up a lot, but I picked the best one.

00:50:27.32
gav
Ha ha ha ha!

00:50:28.33
Bevo
Yeah.

00:50:28.46
Chibbs
i picked the best one. It goes, I hope these young women get paid to get the money for me, period. I know there was an account running in my name making interest with me, period.

00:50:41.69
Chibbs
Too late, evidence. Anyway, certain teachers and other eyes have been taken note, attention to details, and they were rather solid foundation and a lot of pretenses and praise and and vultures in my mind the games playing alongside me years ago, period.

00:51:02.78
gav
Jesus.

00:51:03.06
Chibbs
The karmic use the karmic used to commit fraud electronically from previous years with me, period. My children are innocent and fearless warrior, myself only, period.

00:51:19.51
Mad Dog
Jesus.

00:51:19.80
Bevo
Do you reckon um she's like, obviously obviously something's wrong with her brain, but if she ever found out that we were reading out her comment live on a podcast, she'd be like, I knew it.

00:51:21.82
gav
Oh, my God. Fully schizophrenic, obviously. Yeah, yeah.

00:51:26.04
Chibbs
yeah, yeah. Sue Parker.

00:51:30.46
gav
ah

00:51:32.52
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, conspiracy.

00:51:33.31
gav
we're yeah we're beaming we're beaming her comment into the heads of the masses she'd be stoked um i found two comments that i liked this one just says oh this one is from this year the honest food teller tells us future generations won't believe we've had 1997 it's like a dream and this joyful song

00:51:54.62
Bevo
he got called away.

00:51:57.27
Chibbs
yeah

00:51:57.40
gav
yeah That's all I've got.

00:51:59.61
Chibbs
He shot it.

00:51:59.90
gav
And ah this...

00:52:00.37
Chibbs
That's when he shot himself. Okay, right. Okay.

00:52:02.97
gav
ah No, this one.

00:52:03.19
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Boom! Boom!

00:52:05.21
gav
This guy is the one who shot himself.

00:52:06.10
Chibbs
okay right okay

00:52:06.97
gav
From rflawless6211 from 10 years ago. Seriously, what the fuck am I doing with my life?

00:52:17.02
Chibbs
yeah oh

00:52:17.21
Bevo
so

00:52:17.56
Mad Dog
ah

00:52:18.42
Bevo
to Check back in.

00:52:20.32
gav
10 years old, that comment. I don't know if he's commented since.

00:52:25.87
Mad Dog
It's just amazing. YouTube really is like catnip for the mentally and unwell.

00:52:30.76
Chibbs
They're crazies. It sure is.

00:52:32.18
Bevo
Yeah.

00:52:32.22
gav
yeah

00:52:33.05
Bevo
yeah

00:52:34.66
Chibbs
All right. Do you have a set, acquiescent list, Bebe?

00:52:37.94
Bevo
Yeah. Can I just read you one more comment I've just found?

00:52:40.12
Chibbs
Oh yeah.

00:52:40.28
gav
Go on, hit us with it. There's a few goodens in the other I say.

00:52:41.75
Bevo
This is at the guy who inspired Inosuke one month ago.

00:52:42.96
gav
yeah

00:52:46.65
Bevo
This has tickled me so wonderfully. I thought I abused my voice. You got me out here. Oh, oh, oh, oh, Riley's, O'Reilly's auto parts. Ow. Let me tell you one more time exactly how I feel. I'd rather drive to Paris for a Dan Cummins deal. Now I have to put on tenacious D'Souza karate because I must sing with Jack Black and Willie before they leave me.

00:53:08.34
Bevo
You too, bish. You ain't escaping me singing your song, The Climb, to you. That's also on ye olde bucket list. Wag's finger.

00:53:17.87
Chibbs
What the fuck just happened?

00:53:18.74
Mad Dog
what

00:53:19.26
gav
ah

00:53:19.90
Chibbs
Like it made sense and no sense at all at the same time. That

00:53:24.02
gav
Jesus. That was, yeah, that was a lot. I liked it

00:53:27.23
Chibbs
was a lot. All right, you got a set list, Bevo?

00:53:28.86
gav
I want to, I need to, I need to buy a car from wherever that was.

00:53:30.23
Bevo
Fucking calling. Yeah, hit it.

00:53:36.06
Bevo
yeah hit it

00:53:39.24
Chibbs
Bevo.

00:53:46.06
Chibbs
Bevo has another stroke.

00:53:46.30
gav
Biffo just turned into a robot.

00:53:49.06
Chibbs
Bevo just stroked out and then he came back and was like, hit There you go.

00:53:49.66
gav
We

00:53:53.82
Mad Dog
ah

00:53:55.67
gav
we all just sat there and looked at him while it was just like...

00:53:59.93
Mad Dog
ah ah

00:54:01.85
Bevo
um

00:54:03.23
Mad Dog
Stroke.

00:54:03.22
gav
Politely waiting for this absolute ganked out joke to finish.

00:54:04.73
Chibbs
ah

00:54:06.23
Bevo
I actually, I don't know if this will get fixed in post, but I'm like three seconds behind.

00:54:07.58
gav
ah

00:54:10.63
Bevo
So let's just forget through this fucking thing and see how we go.

00:54:12.73
gav
Oh, fuck it.

00:54:14.51
Bevo
um September 28th, 2025, center in the square, Kitchener, Ontario, Canada.

00:54:15.89
gav
You're doing well.

00:54:20.62
Bevo
This is the Aqua set, 17 songs. One of them being Dr. Jones, another one being Renee's DJ set, Intermission. So where would you play Dr.

00:54:29.30
Mad Dog
ah Oh.

00:54:29.48
Bevo
Jones in your 17 song set?

00:54:30.94
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.

00:54:31.96
gav
is there Is there like an... There's no like break encore sort of situation for this one?

00:54:35.58
Bevo
No, Uncle.

00:54:39.78
gav
No. Fuck, that's tricky. 17. 17.

00:54:45.28
gav
they've gotta finish on They've got to finish on Barbie Girl, right? They've got finish on Barbie Girl.

00:54:50.04
Chibbs
I got second second.

00:54:52.87
gav
Oh, fuck. I was thinking second. Fuck. I might go i might say opening. I reckon that I'm going to go open.

00:54:58.29
Mad Dog
Fifth.

00:55:01.18
Bevo
Mad Dog's closest, but it's ninth. Right in the middle.

00:55:09.69
Mad Dog
Ninth.

00:55:10.00
gav
Ninth? Jesus, that's a weird little spot for it.

00:55:14.26
Chibbs
I was going to say ninth.

00:55:14.46
gav
um

00:55:15.18
Chibbs
I fucking had it right there. i was going to be ninth ninth ninth, ninth, ninth, and then I went second. Damn it. Fuck, fuck.

00:55:20.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:55:20.50
gav
Yeah, well. You fucked me. Fuck!

00:55:23.75
Bevo
I'm trying to make it look fake.

00:55:25.14
gav
um can you Can you hit me with the...

00:55:25.87
Chibbs
All right. Some legacy.

00:55:28.23
gav
No,

00:55:31.99
Chibbs
What? What do you want to know? You want to know more about the Aqua Set List?

00:55:34.36
gav
but no, no, no just just the last track. i want to know what they closed on.

00:55:37.65
Chibbs
Come here.

00:55:38.30
Bevo
ah So Barbie Girl's 15th and they do Lollipop Candyman, which I vaguely remember. And then they finish with a song called Roses Are Red.

00:55:44.54
gav
Oh, yeah.

00:55:47.41
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:55:47.51
gav
Weird.

00:55:48.22
Chibbs
Oh, what a disappointment.

00:55:48.27
Mad Dog
Yep.

00:55:48.79
gav
Weird.

00:55:49.26
Chibbs
Well, he could have gone out.

00:55:49.55
gav
Where's Cartoon Heroes? where we' We're about to the set as Cartoon Heroes because that song's a fucking...

00:55:53.17
Bevo
Cartoon Heroes is 14th, just before Barbie Girl.

00:55:54.14
Chibbs
I don't know any of those songs. They had one that was in the Sliding sliding Doors, the Gwyneth Paltrow movie.

00:55:58.10
gav
Yeah, okay. That's...

00:56:01.91
gav
Oh, Turn Back Time.

00:56:02.07
Bevo
Turn back time.

00:56:02.30
Chibbs
They didn't.

00:56:03.51
gav
If only I could turn back time.

00:56:04.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:56:04.56
Bevo
That's fifth.

00:56:08.47
Chibbs
Yeah, I can't believe that was Aqua.

00:56:08.47
gav
That was a good fucking song.

00:56:08.53
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:56:10.87
Chibbs
I can't believe that was Aqua.

00:56:12.70
gav
Yeah, true. That was a way more serious song.

00:56:13.40
Mad Dog
yay

00:56:13.66
Chibbs
They definitely didn't write that.

00:56:15.23
Bevo
range. Yeah.

00:56:15.72
Chibbs
There's no way they wrote that.

00:56:16.44
gav
No. somewhat Yeah, someone else fucking wrote that for sure.

00:56:19.40
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah. ah It hit number one in the UK. It dethroned Elton John's Candle in the Wind.

00:56:27.93
gav
Oh, no fucking way. Jesus, that's impressive.

00:56:31.73
Bevo
Wow.

00:56:32.02
Chibbs
Candle in the Wind was like number one for a year, I swear to God. And then it was just like, Dr.

00:56:35.96
gav
Because because Diana died.

00:56:37.48
Chibbs
Jones.

00:56:37.88
gav
Because fucking...

00:56:37.98
Mad Dog
It was a Diana.

00:56:38.04
Chibbs
Yeah, I know. but Yeah.

00:56:38.80
gav
Because Diana died.

00:56:39.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:56:40.47
gav
yeah

00:56:40.70
Chibbs
Yeah. And it's like Dr.

00:56:42.62
gav
Oh my God.

00:56:43.01
Chibbs
Jones coming in hot here.

00:56:45.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

00:56:47.38
Chibbs
It was number two...

00:56:47.45
gav
I cannot think of a bigger 180.

00:56:48.06
Bevo
People are ready to stop mourning and start partying.

00:56:49.21
gav
That is nuts. Oh my God.

00:56:50.42
Chibbs
No. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:56:54.26
Mad Dog
It's enough already.

00:56:54.34
Chibbs
The cruise ship with all the, the cruise ship with all the Ekkies just hit London.

00:56:57.18
Bevo
etc

00:56:58.17
Chibbs
Fucking.

00:57:00.06
Bevo
Just like shove all the photos off the casket and put on the fucking lava lamp.

00:57:01.92
Mad Dog
Yippee!

00:57:03.54
Chibbs
One of those inflatable chairs.

00:57:03.86
gav
ah

00:57:06.58
Chibbs
one of those inflatable chairs

00:57:08.63
gav
oh my god

00:57:11.83
Mad Dog
I love a lip.

00:57:12.66
gav
ah

00:57:13.43
Bevo
ah

00:57:13.43
Chibbs
Yeah. ah

00:57:16.89
gav
Oh, God damn.

00:57:17.14
Chibbs
It reached number two in Australia, top 10 in 15 countries. it was platinum across Europe. One of the biggest European pop bands of the late ninety s It's their second biggest hit after Barbie Girl.

00:57:28.06
Chibbs
And the song helped cement the Euro bubblegum sound that dominated kids' TV ads and school discos for years. Hmm.

00:57:36.92
gav
Can I, sorry, jump in? It says on there, on specifically on the wiki for it, that it was number one in Australia for seven weeks.

00:57:45.39
Chibbs
Oh, fuck. Cool.

00:57:47.10
Mad Dog
yeah

00:57:47.10
gav
As opposed to number two. I'm just going to say, it was it it was a hit. It was an actual number one hit. That's my point.

00:57:51.40
Mad Dog
It was.

00:57:51.87
gav
It it was it was a fucking it was the biggest song in Australia for a long time.

00:57:56.47
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

00:57:56.50
Chibbs
Dr. Jones.

00:57:58.07
Mad Dog
Oh, yeah.

00:57:58.36
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

00:57:58.54
Bevo
Yeah Inescapable

00:57:58.88
gav
Calling Dr. Jones.

00:58:00.20
Chibbs
Okay.

00:58:12.25
Chibbs
All right, there's got four band members. I'm going to tell you that Klaus Noren, I don't know which fucking one that is, not one of the singers, okay, a net worth in 2025 of $4 million.

00:58:23.90
gav
see I think he's the tech bro. I think he's the tech bro that tapped out.

00:58:28.05
Chibbs
Okay. Renee Diff 2025 has net worth of $5 million. Okay.

00:58:31.26
gav
Fuck, he's doing all right.

00:58:33.14
Chibbs
okay renee di in twenty twenty five as a net worth of five million dollars

00:58:40.43
gav
All right, all right.

00:58:41.56
Mad Dog
Not bad for cruise ship, DJ.

00:58:41.82
Chibbs
Lenny Nystrom, the singer, has a net worth of $9 million. dollars Pretty good.

00:58:50.10
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:58:50.35
Chibbs
I'm sure she got some other sponsorship deals, maybe a cent.

00:58:51.79
Bevo
Okay.

00:58:54.55
Mad Dog
Might have a scent.

00:58:56.51
Chibbs
Soren Rasted. Wait, did Soren need someone? Is that Lazy Boy?

00:59:02.38
Bevo
Someone's on with the spiky

00:59:02.55
Chibbs
um

00:59:02.84
Mad Dog
Yes.

00:59:05.72
Mad Dog
that's That's the lounge music spoken word.

00:59:05.88
gav
Spiky head guy from the...

00:59:05.91
Chibbs
but Yeah, hey yeah, yeah. Soren Rastod, a.k.a. Lazy Boy, Lounge Music voiceover. What is his net worth in 2025, Gavin?

00:59:16.50
gav
Ah, the fact that we've left till last and we've been increasing from the start makes me think this is a misdirect. I'm going $100,000. LAUGHTER

00:59:24.73
Mad Dog
yeah

00:59:28.10
Chibbs
He's doing, his name is Lazy Boy and he does spoken word over Lounge Music.

00:59:31.50
gav
lazy boy for a real reason he's he's not making money

00:59:33.81
Chibbs
Doggy, what do you reckon?

00:59:34.35
Mad Dog
Lazy. I reckon if he's baller enough to do lounge spoken word, he's got something going on.

00:59:35.80
gav
ah

00:59:45.94
Mad Dog
But I'm assuming drug problem too. So, fuck.

00:59:48.54
gav
ah

00:59:50.07
Mad Dog
um A mill, a flat mill.

00:59:53.40
Chibbs
He's got net worth

00:59:54.62
Bevo
Yeah, 12 mil, I think.

00:59:57.92
Chibbs
$20 million. dollars

01:00:00.34
Mad Dog
Jesus.

01:00:00.38
Bevo
Wow.

01:00:00.64
gav
Fuck me dead.

01:00:01.38
Mad Dog
Jesus.

01:00:02.42
gav
ah need to get some fucking voiceovers on this lounge jazz.

01:00:06.10
Chibbs
he He apparently has massive amounts of the songwriting royalties and he's done a lot of TV work in ah Norway or wherever the fuck they're from.

01:00:06.74
gav
Shit.

01:00:13.85
gav
Good fucking on him, man.

01:00:13.91
Mad Dog
Right.

01:00:15.29
gav
Good fucking on him.

01:00:17.02
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:00:17.34
gav
den Danish?

01:00:17.38
Chibbs
And he's Lazy Boy.

01:00:18.30
gav
They're Danish.

01:00:18.42
Chibbs
he's got he's probably has He probably has the biggest fucking lounge spoken word album of all time in Norway.

01:00:25.05
Mad Dog
Yeah, fuck.

01:00:25.11
gav
I assume they had to make a separate like award for that in the Norway version of the Arias. The Darias?

01:00:30.42
Chibbs
For sure. I mean, if you want if you want to get rasted to show up to the award ceremony, you've got to make the award.

01:00:35.74
gav
Yeah, you gotta... And now, best best spoken word lounge jazz album goes to the moment you've all been waiting for.

01:00:37.33
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:00:39.87
Bevo
You

01:00:42.17
Chibbs
ah

01:00:45.94
Chibbs
Yeah. One nominee.

01:00:47.35
Mad Dog
the

01:00:49.27
Chibbs
ah Let's rate this shit.

01:00:49.56
Mad Dog
The Norwegies.

01:01:03.10
Chibbs
Okay, well, rated out of um disease jungle disease,

01:01:11.46
Bevo
Curable diseases.

01:01:11.64
Mad Dog
Ebola.

01:01:13.11
Chibbs
yeah

01:01:13.88
gav
yeah how how many how how many infected in in her home country when he left

01:01:14.30
Chibbs
ten is

01:01:24.54
Chibbs
10 you die of whatever that disease is within 48-hour period. And one is you just, you got to New York, you got very expensive but high-end medical treatment.

01:01:31.16
gav
one you made it to New York before the outbreak yeah

01:01:39.35
Chibbs
And you lived but you did infect, um you know, ah so as a superpower.

01:01:43.50
Mad Dog
Millions of people.

01:01:43.86
gav
Millions. Millions.

01:01:46.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:01:46.87
Chibbs
ah What do you give this out of 10, Bevo?

01:01:47.51
gav
m

01:01:51.84
Bevo
It's too wrapped up in nostalgia for me to give it anything but a two out of ten, I think. I like it a lot.

01:01:56.68
Chibbs
Oh, fucking loves... You always love Eurotrance stuff, though. It's like your favourite style of music.

01:02:01.43
gav
yeah

01:02:02.20
Bevo
My mum had this on cassette, so it's nostalgic, yeah.

01:02:02.92
Mad Dog
You're tramp. Yeah, Yeah, I hear this song very often because it's part of my...

01:02:05.37
gav
Oh, that's sick. That's fully nostalgic. That's dope.

01:02:09.64
Chibbs
Doggy?

01:02:16.33
Mad Dog
ah Aqua Vengaboyz mashup in the wedding DJ scene and it goes off.

01:02:21.11
gav
Oh, fuck yeah.

01:02:21.44
Chibbs
Doggy? shit yeah that that'd be on fire yeah all right jesus okay gav

01:02:23.38
gav
That'll do it. Yep.

01:02:26.58
Mad Dog
um And I fucking love it. it's a

01:02:30.90
gav
yeah

01:02:30.95
Mad Dog
It's one and half. One and a half. Yeah.

01:02:34.14
gav
but but

01:02:34.81
Bevo
and untyd

01:02:34.81
Mad Dog
yeah

01:02:38.33
gav
um So I don't have it on any sort of wedding playlist, though I will be adding it now. It's just always been a good fucking song. I don't care which way you dice it. It absolutely kicks ass.

01:02:47.80
Mad Dog
It's fun. Yeah.

01:02:48.97
Bevo
It's better than Barbie Girl.

01:02:49.23
gav
It's of that era.

01:02:49.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:02:51.32
gav
It's so much better than Barbie Girl.

01:02:51.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:02:52.64
gav
But i listen after this, I put on Cartoon Heroes, and I reckon that that's the pick of them. It's a fucking great song. But no, this is a clean one for me. It's a fucking absolute banger. I love it. i ah I fucking love it.

01:03:07.24
Chibbs
I just find it fucking excruciating to listen to any of this shit, late ninety s like, Euro, Euro trance.

01:03:12.79
Bevo
for

01:03:12.98
Mad Dog
ah

01:03:17.02
Chibbs
Like, it's just like, instant it's just like, yeah, like, I can't.

01:03:17.62
Bevo
Yeah.

01:03:20.79
Mad Dog
You're the love I found.

01:03:22.76
Bevo
That's what was saying earlier. There's a good song in there. There is a good song in there.

01:03:25.46
gav
Music. to Music to fuck to, Jibs.

01:03:25.82
Chibbs
There is a good song in there, but fuck.

01:03:25.87
Bevo
It's just like...

01:03:27.85
gav
It's music to fuck to.

01:03:28.06
Chibbs
but but but But bad fucking flea market keyboard music is not my thing at all.

01:03:32.57
Bevo
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stay tuned for my cover.

01:03:35.10
Chibbs
ah

01:03:35.79
gav
That's specifically my thing.

01:03:36.66
Chibbs
Yeah, ah I can't wait can't wait to hear the cover.

01:03:38.30
gav
ah ah Okay.

01:03:39.58
Chibbs
um I'll give it a 6.5.

01:03:43.51
Bevo
Fair enough.

01:03:43.70
Mad Dog
okay.

01:03:43.79
gav
Okay.

01:03:44.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:03:45.32
gav
It's on the dislike side of mayor

01:03:45.82
Chibbs
yep

01:03:47.00
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:03:47.70
gav
That's okay.

01:03:48.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:03:48.18
Chibbs
Yeah, like, ah I think if you if you had to put it on a lot, yeah it becomes very skippable.

01:03:48.38
gav
That's okay.

01:03:48.66
Bevo
ah average brings it down.

01:03:56.18
Chibbs
all Aqua becomes very, very skippable.

01:03:56.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:03:56.86
gav
Sure.

01:03:57.81
Bevo
Oh yeah.

01:03:59.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:03:59.20
Bevo
Skippables, right.

01:03:59.67
Mad Dog
hey

01:03:59.76
Bevo
But yeah, for the purposes of doing it for this, then it's fine.

01:04:00.42
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:04:03.40
gav
You're absolutely right, though.

01:04:03.45
Chibbs
That's just how it makes me feel.

01:04:03.58
Mad Dog
Crowds love it.

01:04:04.24
gav
it's ah it's it's a It's a genuinely better song than Barbie Girl, which is way bigger. That's a much bigger song, but this was ah this was a better one

01:04:11.53
Chibbs
It's better than Barbie Girl, I don't know.

01:04:11.70
Mad Dog
When the bridesmaids are liquored up.

01:04:11.93
Bevo
But you couldn't, you couldn't have this song without, you couldn't have this song without having Barbie girl to usher it in, you know,

01:04:18.14
Mad Dog
Correct. Correct.

01:04:18.74
gav
Oh yeah, for sure. Yeah, yeah. they They released the fucking singles in the correct order.

01:04:20.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:04:22.18
Bevo
Barbie girl walked so dr Jones could run.

01:04:24.34
Chibbs
Dr. Jones could run.

01:04:25.88
gav
So Dr.

01:04:26.17
Mad Dog
yeah

01:04:26.88
gav
Jones could limp.

01:04:27.10
Chibbs
ah Thanks, fellas.

01:04:27.88
gav
Yeah.

01:04:29.05
Chibbs
Everyone else, go and get fucked.

01:04:30.07
Bevo
Run behind that giant boulder.

01:04:49.60
gav
That's

01:04:54.46
Chibbs
Do you notice it's it's just a snare roll? Like the entire thing? It's just like, fuck.

01:04:58.28
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:05:00.12
Bevo
ah

01:05:01.21
Mad Dog
ah