Your Body Is a Wonderland - John Mayer

John Mayer’s “Your Body Is a Wonderland” should be a sweet little love song… but somehow it ends up sounding like a guided tour through a serial killer’s scrapbook. In this episode, we break down the lyrics, the deep-sea blanket metaphors, the miles of skin, the hand-only approach to intimacy, and the unbelievably cursed music video stare-downs.

We also dig into the Grammy it somehow won, Mayer’s teenage songwriting origins, his watch obsession, and why this track might be the most dentist-waiting-room song ever written.

If you’ve ever wondered how a “romantic pop song” turned into a psychological thriller, this one is for you.

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Transcript

00:38.55
Chibbs
This is 1001 Songs That Make You Want To Die, the podcast where talk about songs so bad it makes you want to compliment someone so much you end up on a watch list.

00:50.14
Mad Dog
Nice. I like that.

00:52.98
Bevo
Okay.

00:53.76
Chibbs
Compliments.

00:53.98
Bevo
You're looking extra nice today, Gypsy. Same as yesterday.

00:57.50
Chibbs
so much you've got to do that so much that it becomes some sort of abuse it's dangerous dangerous

01:01.62
gav
Dangerous.

01:02.98
Mad Dog
It suspicious.

01:04.50
Bevo
it also has to be has to be um unwarranted as well, doesn't it Because otherwise it' it's quite nice.

01:04.54
gav
yeah

01:05.30
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:10.11
Bevo
But otherwise, yeah, if it's unwarranted, then it's creepy.

01:10.39
gav
and

01:14.15
Bevo
It's like that that cartoon online that's like the ugly guy trying to compliment the woman.

01:14.65
Chibbs
yeah that's true

01:20.06
Bevo
She's like, hello, human resources.

01:22.39
gav
ah yeah the handsome guy and she's all like oh yeah that one

01:24.79
Mad Dog
ah Pretty much.

01:26.88
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah.

01:27.80
Chibbs
yeah um Speaking of human resources, we are doing Your Body is a Wonderland by John Mayer.

01:37.40
Mad Dog
nice

01:54.65
Chibbs
You get it.

01:56.41
gav
Yeah. I'm glad you picked that little clip though, because did you hear, I was probably going to try and save it for the production notes, but I'll probably forget when he says, no, but he's that line specifically, he goes wonderland and he's like auto tuned up the land land of the wonderland.

01:58.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

02:01.85
Bevo
title.

02:04.41
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:08.54
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

02:09.30
Mad Dog
la

02:10.76
Bevo
Oh yeah. A little flip.

02:12.22
gav
And it's so weird. It sounds so weird.

02:14.46
Bevo
lay It's like a yodel.

02:14.90
Chibbs
It's ah it's a little, ah yeah, it's like that little yodel sound.

02:16.76
Bevo
there

02:18.94
gav
Yeah, no, no. It's, I understand they're stepping up, but he's auto tuned it.

02:19.48
Chibbs
He does so does it a lot.

02:20.07
Bevo
Here's the thing about John Mayer. It's like, he says it himself.

02:22.79
gav
I'm sure it's auto tuned.

02:23.24
Bevo
He's got a very, he's got a very, very small vocal range. So that is like the top of his fucking range.

02:29.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:29.82
Mad Dog
ah

02:30.26
Bevo
That's why he has to flip into his, it's called falsetto.

02:30.75
Mad Dog
Oh.

02:32.58
Bevo
It's when you sing like a girl, like a, but his is so low that, yeah, that's his flip down there.

02:35.34
Mad Dog
Falsetto, yeah. Yeah, okay.

02:37.78
Chibbs
Have you listened to his um ah te tetra

02:40.74
Mad Dog
Wonderland. Okay.

02:42.79
Chibbs
Tetragrammaton episode with Rick Rubin?

02:45.85
gav
No. No.

02:47.71
Bevo
Surely I have, cause I listen to that a lot.

02:48.68
Chibbs
Oh, yeah, it's really cool.

02:50.04
gav
that well

02:50.82
Chibbs
Yeah, he talks, talks yeah, he goes full in depth into all that sort of stuff. Yeah, it's pretty interesting.

02:57.36
Mad Dog
Okay.

02:57.95
gav
Nice.

02:58.56
Chibbs
Yeah.

03:00.41
gav
Mad Dog's like, I'm not going to listen to that. Fuck you.

03:02.42
Bevo
Thank you.

03:03.06
Mad Dog
No, it's just funny that we're skipping forward heaps, but it's funny what um we were talking about just before the first comment in the YouTube video I scrolled down to is anyone in December, 2025, but one year ago edited.

03:03.38
Chibbs
ah

03:18.76
gav
Oh, yes. er

03:22.46
Chibbs
yeah

03:22.65
Mad Dog
ah but one year ago edited

03:26.71
gav
Yeah, fucking there you go.

03:27.70
Chibbs
Yeah, right, there you go. no ah Sneaky fuckers out there on YouTube editing their who's been here since this date.

03:29.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, exactly that. Yeah, yeah.

03:31.61
Bevo
Now you know the secret.

03:32.34
gav
Motherfuckers. yeah

03:34.95
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:37.21
Chibbs
Yeah, we're on to you all.

03:37.43
gav
ah

03:37.81
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:39.42
Chibbs
All right, we've got lyrics to get through. Let's go. Verse from old Johnny M. We got the afternoon. you got this room for two.

03:50.65
Chibbs
One thing I've left to do Discover me discovering you One mile to every inch of your skin like porcelain.

04:02.49
Chibbs
One pair of candy lips and your bubblegum tongue. There you That's the verse.

04:09.19
Mad Dog
Ooh.

04:13.02
gav
Is she a doll?

04:13.27
Chibbs
When you're talking about, I'm just saying, Gav, when you talk about skin in the length of miles, are we in Ed?

04:14.08
Mad Dog
Gavin?

04:22.07
Chibbs
Are we in Guyon's country now?

04:22.77
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:24.22
gav
Yeah, we're we're we're in Guyan territory.

04:24.23
Mad Dog
Are we in game territory?

04:25.37
Chibbs
Like, are we, we're measuring skin in miles.

04:30.65
gav
the

04:31.35
Chibbs
I have miles of skin.

04:31.38
gav
Yeah, yeah.

04:32.09
Mad Dog
Ew.

04:34.78
Mad Dog
Whenever you've got skin in like units of length, it's never a good thing.

04:35.13
gav
Yeah.

04:39.76
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:39.77
Chibbs
No, I've never gone like all I have about 50 centimetres of skin on my arm.

04:39.79
gav
It's very... um ah it's it's very um it's very silence It's very silence of the lambs, isn't it?

04:46.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:47.42
Bevo
just heard that joke. That's like, um, you know if you,

04:51.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:53.18
Bevo
do you know if you laid out your intestines from one end?

04:54.02
gav
were you saying, Bevo?

04:56.50
Bevo
So can you hear me? Are we there?

04:58.87
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:58.87
gav
Yeah, we got you.

04:59.22
Mad Dog
Yeah.

05:01.60
Bevo
If you laid out your intestines, I think I'm checking.

05:01.76
gav
Are you janking? I think he's janking hard.

05:03.38
Chibbs
Are you super delayed?

05:06.29
gav
He's janking hard.

05:08.22
Bevo
Oh, good.

05:08.92
gav
If you laid out your intestines, carry on.

05:09.18
Bevo
Oh, good.

05:13.26
Bevo
I'll just tell you now and in five minutes you can have a laugh, but. If you laid out your intestines from one end to the other, ah you'd die.

05:16.79
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:22.41
gav
this? ah

05:27.13
Mad Dog
Yeah, nice.

05:28.70
gav
ah you're gonna have are we are we able to refresh bevo on this ah

05:29.88
Mad Dog
Nice.

05:31.75
Bevo
we refresh, please?

05:34.01
Chibbs
um done I don't know. You can try and refresh, Bebe.

05:37.98
gav
Jump out, jump back in.

05:42.98
Mad Dog
It's bloody Queensland, mate.

05:43.07
Chibbs
It's just fucking Queensland fucking internet, tell you what.

05:44.79
Mad Dog
Queensland internet.

05:46.43
gav
The internet is dog shit. I mean, we've all had something go wrong over the years, but lately it's just it's just ah so much terrible timing from Bevo.

05:55.93
Chibbs
man Yeah, yeah.

05:57.12
gav
What do you got, Bevo?

05:57.86
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:58.12
gav
Hit us with it.

06:00.79
Bevo
Oh, I'm back.

06:02.17
Mad Dog
Yeah, he's back. He's back.

06:03.42
Chibbs
Yeah, cool.

06:04.28
gav
Are you back?

06:04.44
Chibbs
Sweet.

06:04.62
gav
Are you back and janking?

06:04.76
Mad Dog
um

06:05.51
Bevo
Yeah. I think I'm all right now.

06:07.77
Mad Dog
a

06:08.34
gav
all right all Alright, we'll see.

06:08.92
Chibbs
Okay, cool.

06:09.66
Mad Dog
Yeah, skin in news units of length is very off-putting.

06:10.17
Chibbs
Okay.

06:14.74
Chibbs
Okay, and the um candy lips, are they like the lolly?

06:14.81
gav
Yeah.

06:14.84
Mad Dog
It's like...

06:15.25
gav
Yeah, ah

06:19.41
Chibbs
Like, are they, like you know, like fake?

06:20.86
Bevo
Yeah, it's like the sis is the lips of a thousand users.

06:22.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:24.66
Chibbs
yeah

06:26.84
gav
yeah candy lips.

06:28.06
Bevo
a humorous substitute for your own lips.

06:28.40
gav
Those fucking... Yeah.

06:30.14
Chibbs
well And bubblegum tongue sounds like, you know, like he's going to bite her tongue off.

06:31.80
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:34.67
gav
You've got to chew their tongue.

06:36.46
Chibbs
Like, bite it off.

06:36.60
gav
Yeah, yeah.

06:37.20
Mad Dog
It's gross as, yeah. makes

06:40.63
gav
Yeah.

06:40.67
Bevo
He's blowing bubbles on it.

06:41.07
gav
um Bubblegum tongue. It's just a creepy line, isn't it? like Comparing like body parts to things you're going to eat, it's very Dharma.

06:47.06
Mad Dog
Just chew it up and like spat spit in the beer.

06:51.70
gav
We've gone Gain Dharma 1-2. He's knocking it out of the park. And I think this is meant to be like a sweet, like lovey song, but it's just so creepy right off the bat.

07:01.24
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:02.01
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:02.14
Chibbs
Yeah, especially like...

07:03.16
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:03.22
Chibbs
ah We'll get to the video, but the fact that he's just playing an acoustic guitar and fucking eyeballing this bird from about 25 centimetres away.

07:08.55
gav
Yeah, he's just fucking...

07:11.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:11.38
gav
The whole fucking time.

07:11.50
Mad Dog
Just up in the face. Yeah.

07:13.37
gav
And then he's just... We'll get to it. We'll get to it. I don't want to... Yeah. Oh, my God.

07:17.37
Chibbs
Yeah, we will get to that. Okay, the previous chorus goes...

07:18.74
Bevo
you reckon I'm interpreting the room for two as having two different separate rooms?

07:24.62
Chibbs
Yeah, that's 100% released.

07:24.98
gav
ah

07:29.21
Bevo
a big wall and a door for two adults.

07:31.82
Chibbs
Civic Mall with two single beds.

07:32.12
gav
like

07:34.54
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:34.94
Bevo
Yeah. Push them together if you want, I guess.

07:38.62
Chibbs
ah You'd have to get it through this door frame.

07:38.81
gav
ah i I don't want that.

07:44.66
Chibbs
want a good night's sleep. um The pre-chorus goes, and if you want love, we'll make it. Swim in a deep sea of blankets.

07:55.70
Chibbs
I take all your big plans and break them. This is bound to be a while.

08:03.13
Bevo
Just before we go on, can I just just backtrack for a second?

08:04.08
Mad Dog
Are we?

08:06.52
Bevo
Did we talk about discover me discovering you?

08:12.57
Chibbs
no yeah

08:12.89
gav
We didn't, actually. we There was too much weird shit to talk about.

08:14.42
Mad Dog
No, skipped over that.

08:14.97
Bevo
that's like it's like waking up and finding out that you're being discovered.

08:15.69
gav
We missed that.

08:16.31
Mad Dog
a

08:21.18
gav
Yeah, that's a good point. yeah Someone discovering you isn't something that you should discover.

08:25.44
Mad Dog
Someone watching you.

08:27.26
gav
Yeah, you should you should be well aware of their presence before they start discovering you.

08:28.50
Bevo
Like... Discovering someone discovering you means that you weren't aware of it until it was happening in the moment.

08:34.68
gav
Yeah.

08:35.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:35.14
Chibbs
it's too late now i've seen everything

08:36.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

08:37.20
Bevo
Yeah.

08:39.32
Mad Dog
It's discover me discovering.

08:39.64
gav
One thing... Also, one thing I...

08:42.87
Mad Dog
Okay.

08:43.16
gav
One thing I have left to do sounds like he's just ticking off a list and he's just like, okay, so I've got to dismember it, get rid of the fucking hacksaw, I've got to put the parts in a suitcase, I've got to take it down to the river.

08:52.73
Chibbs
put the tongue in the freezer um

08:53.36
gav
Yeah. i feel He's like, there's one there's one thing I'd left to do.

08:55.90
Mad Dog
Yeah. Chew on the tongue.

08:57.22
gav
It's like, oh, yeah, jerk off.

08:58.23
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:00.34
gav
It's just...

09:02.80
Bevo
Bye.

09:05.53
Mad Dog
um Are we talking about Fritzl?

09:08.63
gav
and We've told you who we're talking about. I feel like that pre-chorus is just like weird in a different way.

09:13.02
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:16.12
gav
And it's like he's trying to humble brag with like, this is bound to be a while. Like we're going to fuck and it's going to take ages. Like that's what he's...

09:22.91
Chibbs
ages for me to get off.

09:23.58
gav
This is clear.

09:24.63
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

09:25.31
gav
i I take all your big plans and break them. So he's like, hey, what are what are you doing this afternoon?

09:28.92
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:29.51
gav
She's like, I'm actually, I've got class this afternoon. and I'm meeting up with my mom after that. We're going to fucking...

09:34.46
Mad Dog
Hmm.

09:34.99
gav
and Get some brunt. And he's just like, hang on, hang on, hang on. Fuck your plans. I'm going to discover you and it's going to take a while.

09:39.96
Mad Dog
Yeah. It will be lengthy. Yeah.

09:43.16
gav
Okay?

09:43.17
Mad Dog
Yeah.

09:43.64
gav
So just clear that schedule and...

09:43.67
Mad Dog
it will be lengthy

09:43.99
Chibbs
Yeah.

09:46.46
Mad Dog
yay

09:46.71
Chibbs
or I have...

09:48.22
Bevo
Cancel so your plans the next three minutes.

09:48.60
Chibbs
I have next to and next to no sensitivity in my dick. i am John Mayer.

09:54.39
Mad Dog
yeah

09:54.72
Chibbs
I won't even know what I'm doing with it.

09:55.38
gav
a

09:55.51
Mad Dog
yeah

09:57.28
Chibbs
This is going to take fucking ages. I'm John Mayer.

10:00.70
Mad Dog
It's like a raw piece of cabanossi, and I'm just going to be slapping it ah ri in and around you all the time.

10:01.48
Chibbs
yeah

10:04.28
gav
ah An uncomfortable number of blankets.

10:11.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:12.18
Chibbs
Also, to explain that your bed is a deep sea of blankets, how many blankets do you think he has for it to be measured as a deep sea?

10:14.27
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:19.41
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:20.70
gav
and uncomfortable

10:22.54
Chibbs
Like fucking...

10:23.38
gav
and uncomfortable number of blankets

10:23.77
Bevo
is this yeah Is he also doing like the breaststroke through it? Like he's just like sitting there doing that.

10:28.25
Chibbs
Like bobbing. Imagine it's just his head.

10:30.14
Bevo
Yeah.

10:30.36
gav
ah

10:30.84
Mad Dog
Are we talking like the Mariana Trench here?

10:32.54
Bevo
Like Scrooge McDuck in the thing of coins.

10:34.62
Mad Dog
Yeah.

10:34.84
Chibbs
yeah

10:36.06
gav
I feel like it's as though she's she's a...

10:36.22
Mad Dog
Yeah. Swan diving into it.

10:38.50
gav
it's ah It's a deep sea of blankets. She's a drowning woman and and he's a shark. That's what's happening here in the rest of the metaphor. It's like, he's made this bed impossible to escape, is what he's done.

10:47.45
Bevo
Also, that if you want love, we'll make it. Reminds me of like, can we have McDonald's? Oh, we have food at home.

10:54.07
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

10:54.17
Bevo
like we have If you want love, we'll just make it.

10:55.07
Chibbs
yeah Yeah.

10:58.10
Bevo
Can we stop for love? we'll just make it at home.

11:00.98
Mad Dog
yeah We don't need any of that shit.

11:01.17
Chibbs
He's making it very clear. good

11:03.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:03.66
Chibbs
He's making it very clear very clear that at this point, I have no love for you, but if you want that, I'll fake it.

11:16.09
gav
ah

11:16.63
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:16.89
Chibbs
ti my Yeah, yeah, yeah.

11:17.66
gav
ah

11:20.21
Chibbs
all

11:21.18
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:21.30
Chibbs
So what do you you want me to say? I love you. Sure. Yeah, love you. What are we going to When are we fucking? I'm John Mayer. Yeah.

11:29.02
gav
yeah I'm John Mayer. ah Did I mention that part?

11:35.00
Chibbs
yeah

11:35.33
Mad Dog
I love you, baby. Yeah.

11:36.54
Chibbs
yeah Yeah, seriously.

11:37.11
gav
the

11:37.83
Chibbs
it's like If you want it, we'll make it. It's like, well what why do we have to make it?

11:41.54
gav
I'll get to it.

11:42.68
Chibbs
Is the love not already here? Like, we've been hanging out for a while.

11:46.21
Bevo
It's like IKEA furniture.

11:46.44
Chibbs
You've you've been in my room. you know um yeah You know, hit the length of my skin. um

11:52.31
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:52.63
gav
ah

11:53.14
Chibbs
you saying you don't love me? yeah.

11:56.31
Mad Dog
I love you more than the entire length of skin on my body. Yeah.

12:00.63
Chibbs
yeah

12:00.89
gav
ah

12:02.30
Chibbs
Yeah, I mean, love isn't something that just happens.

12:02.83
gav
I feel like John Mayer is one of those...

12:04.18
Chibbs
You have to you have to make it. You've got to make love. You've got to construct it.

12:07.54
gav
he John Mayer's got to be one of those people that refers to himself in the third person too. He just seems like it doesn't.

12:12.62
Chibbs
Oh, does.

12:13.05
gav
And if you want and if you want love, John Mayer will make it.

12:13.27
Mad Dog
Oh, 100%. Uh-huh.

12:16.73
Chibbs
Yeah, he does. 100% he does.

12:17.82
gav
yeah John Mayer takes all your big plans and breaks them.

12:18.97
Chibbs
so I've heard interviews. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

12:21.53
gav
but

12:23.09
Mad Dog
I'll John Mayer kit. Yeah, okay. Okay.

12:27.58
gav
oh far

12:28.57
Chibbs
The chorus goes...

12:28.79
Bevo
Cue the crickets.

12:30.78
gav
ah yeah Jerry Halliwick.

12:32.66
Chibbs
okay

12:34.26
gav
ah

12:34.84
Chibbs
The chorus goes, Your body is a wonderland. Your body is a wonder. I'll use my hands. Your body is a wonderland.

12:44.57
Mad Dog
Jesus.

12:45.08
Bevo
Are we going to talk about Australia's Wonderland or not? This is what I want to know.

12:47.81
Chibbs
Fucking O3R, the demon, the beast.

12:49.05
gav
We're going to have We're going to have to.

12:50.04
Mad Dog
The demon, bush beast.

12:51.67
Chibbs
yeah

12:52.34
Bevo
i went once. I only went once and the only thing I remember is there was like, guess your weight competition or guess your age. I can't remember that.

12:59.35
Chibbs
That's what you got from Australia's Wonderlink.

13:01.62
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's what you took away from that?

13:02.20
Bevo
That's all I remember from Australia's wonderland.

13:02.74
gav
Jesus Christ. Space Probe? Space Probe 7?

13:06.33
Chibbs
Yeah, fucking space probes.

13:06.37
gav
Is that what it was called? Space Probe?

13:07.57
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

13:08.25
gav
Fuck, that thing was legitimately scary.

13:09.05
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:10.61
gav
I fucking loved that, man.

13:10.74
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:11.73
gav
That was good.

13:12.38
Chibbs
was scary shit.

13:13.21
gav
Do you know that when they closed that place down, the staff found out by hearing the radio like on the way to work, they were like, and in the news today, fucking Sydney's fucking Wonderland is closing down.

13:24.10
gav
And they were like, it's fucking what?

13:24.31
Bevo
Yeah. Wow.

13:26.49
gav
They never they didn't get told.

13:27.26
Chibbs
Yeah, it was a whole thing. Yeah. took him a long time to dismantle the whole thing as well.

13:30.10
gav
Yeah. Yeah.

13:30.61
Mad Dog
Was it...

13:32.92
gav
Well, it was fucking huge.

13:33.14
Chibbs
Just sat in.

13:34.12
gav
It was a big deal.

13:35.12
Bevo
Abandoned for a while.

13:35.21
Mad Dog
It's now a business park.

13:35.99
Bevo
Yeah.

13:37.62
Chibbs
Yeah, it's now a busy park.

13:38.30
Bevo
Right.

13:38.39
Mad Dog
It's Wonderland Business Park. But um was it...

13:40.95
Bevo
Imagine there's still the rides, but it's like a business park.

13:43.22
gav
but

13:43.80
Bevo
have to get on a roller coaster to get to the, to the office.

13:44.60
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:46.46
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

13:48.54
Mad Dog
Am I remembering correctly?

13:48.62
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:49.86
Mad Dog
Was it Hanna-Barbera themed?

13:51.93
Chibbs
Yeah, it was.

13:52.06
Bevo
Yes. Yeah. Yeah.

13:53.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

13:53.22
Bevo
They had that because movie world had Looney Tunes and yeah.

13:53.82
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's right.

13:56.82
Chibbs
Yeah. Hanna-Barbera is like, yeah.

13:58.14
gav
It was what thing? Sorry.

13:59.91
Chibbs
I mean, we've spoken about the Yogi Bear cinematic universe before with Benson Boone, I believe.

14:04.21
Bevo
Yeah.

14:04.82
gav
YBCU.

14:04.91
Chibbs
But um but I'll tell you what, fucking Hanna-Barbera is not in any kid's fucking Christmas wish list.

14:05.05
Bevo
Yeah.

14:05.24
gav
All right.

14:06.09
Bevo
notley and

14:13.49
Bevo
Peripheral.

14:13.84
Mad Dog
It's not on the radar.

14:14.36
Bevo
ah Scooby-Doo, Scooby-Doo, I guess kind of, he survived, but otherwise, yeah.

14:19.12
Mad Dog
It's just What's Hanna-Barbera?

14:20.66
Chibbs
Isn't that like, is that Hanna-Barbera? Because that's at Warner Bros. That's at Movie World. Scooby-Doo.

14:26.67
Bevo
Oh, actually, you... Okay. Mad Dog, pull that up.

14:28.89
Chibbs
Is that a Warner Brothers thing?

14:30.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, um let me look at that.

14:31.42
Chibbs
Like yoki Yoki Bear?

14:32.41
Bevo
Anna Barbera is like Snagglepuss, Yogi Bear, ah Wacky Races, The Flintstones, Top Cat,

14:33.42
Chibbs
Yoki Bear? Yeah.

14:37.66
gav
Nagglepuss?

14:38.81
Chibbs
Snagglepuss!

14:41.14
gav
What the fuck?

14:42.58
Chibbs
Yeah, the Flintstones, that's right. Yeah.

14:45.56
gav
So were each of those rides...

14:45.82
Chibbs
Top Cat!

14:46.36
Mad Dog
Okay.

14:47.80
gav
Were each of those rides based on something in that universe, though?

14:47.86
Bevo
ah Droopy, I don't know, I can't remember.

14:52.57
gav
Like, what was the demon based off?

14:53.26
Chibbs
No, fuck no. Space probe.

14:54.74
Mad Dog
No, they were just

14:56.20
Chibbs
There's no space probe in

14:59.19
gav
ah

15:00.76
Mad Dog
like

15:01.46
gav
Maybe there is in Tomcat, who knows?

15:01.77
Bevo
Yogi Bear presents Space Bro.

15:03.55
Chibbs
Yogi Bear was probed by aliens.

15:03.92
gav
ha ha ha ha.

15:06.25
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:08.28
Mad Dog
they were just...

15:08.36
gav
Oh, man.

15:08.76
Mad Dog
one They were just like weird characters wandering around for no reason.

15:12.38
Chibbs
wander Like you're in you're in the queue for Space Probe and, you know, they try and set up the theme and everything while you're waiting. It's like Yogi being abducted by an alien, the alien atally raping a bear.

15:22.94
Mad Dog
miss president

15:26.39
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

15:27.64
gav
right

15:29.02
Bevo
Yogi Bear's going for a fucking picnic basket.

15:29.14
Chibbs
And then it's like, okay, we' we're done sticking things up your ass. Back to Earth for you.

15:35.90
Mad Dog
Do you want to...

15:36.10
Chibbs
And then it drops you.

15:36.15
Mad Dog
All right.

15:37.52
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:37.59
gav
And they drop. So the fun the best part about that ride was, if you remember, you'd go to the top. like So for those listeners at home, it was like ah just a vertical drop ride. They'd pull you up fucking a mile in the air.

15:47.71
gav
And then you'd get right up the top and there was TV screens.

15:48.48
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:50.95
gav
And they would count back down from like 10, like you were about to be launched. but it was on a random, it would drop you on a randomized number.

15:58.55
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:59.93
gav
ah So you'd get up there and it'd be like 10, nine, eight drop.

16:00.60
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:04.88
gav
And you'd just be completely fucking unprepared.

16:05.62
Chibbs
He dropped in the air.

16:08.02
gav
And I went on it one time and it had dropped me, it had dropped me on like six or something.

16:08.63
Chibbs
Yeah.

16:08.77
Bevo
Lose your guts.

16:12.77
gav
So I knew that that was the gimmick. And then later on in the day when I was on there, I got to the top and it hit six and I was like tensing and waiting and it counted all the way to zero and then sat there for 30 fucking seconds and then dropped us.

16:23.54
Chibbs
It was broken.

16:23.64
Bevo
Oh, someone on a screen just watching you go on and I'll show him.

16:24.25
gav
And it was just like, you guys are devious out here.

16:24.80
Chibbs
Yeah. Someone

16:27.34
gav
It is. yeah

16:30.39
Bevo
I got to say, I don't know if this is a funny story or not about Wonderland.

16:31.14
Chibbs
needs to shut this place down.

16:35.10
Bevo
It's that me and my brother went, my family went, but um on the way there, there was like a real shit fucking low rent version of Wonderland called Adventureland.

16:35.48
gav
it is

16:46.33
Bevo
And it was like they'd capitalized on the fact that you would be going to Wonderland on the way and you could stop in here instead.

16:51.25
gav
Oh, God.

16:52.76
Bevo
and it was just like someone in their backyard and put a few like swings and shit.

16:53.47
Chibbs
Where the fuck was this?

16:54.26
Mad Dog
Ha ha

16:56.76
gav
oh god ha ha

16:57.37
Bevo
And me and my brother had like a, we had like a bit for ah the longest time that it would just be like a skit of just like Adventureland and fucking all the rides would just explode and stuff.

16:57.66
Chibbs
Oh Jesus.

16:59.30
Mad Dog
ha ha ha.

17:09.64
Bevo
Yeah.

17:10.34
Chibbs
Jesus Christ.

17:11.73
Bevo
that's it The tagline for Adventureland for us was, Adventureland. What the hell was that?

17:19.42
Chibbs
it was That's the adventure. Okay, so the body is is ah the body is a theme park based in Western Sydney.

17:23.16
Bevo
Anyway, John Mayer, Body he is Wonderland.

17:23.23
gav
Oh, that's great.

17:23.36
Mad Dog
Art

17:27.32
Mad Dog
in Western Sydney. Yeah.

17:29.21
gav
Yeah, nice.

17:29.83
Bevo
That didn't survive the two thousand s

17:29.97
gav
Nice. Sorry. Also, your body is a wonder, I'll use my hands.

17:38.07
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:38.10
gav
Fuck. That's the whole chorus. The chorus is your body is a wonderland, your body is a wonder, I'll use my hands. That's a... That's...

17:45.04
Mad Dog
That's creepy.

17:46.39
gav
It's weird. It's weird.

17:47.99
Chibbs
Well, it's it's not saying...

17:47.99
Bevo
At least he didn't say, I'll use my penis.

17:48.07
Mad Dog
Yeah.

17:48.14
gav
he's yeah He's going to use his hands for what?

17:49.75
Chibbs
it's

17:50.11
Bevo
It's

17:50.97
Chibbs
Well, yeah, it's not saying he's going to use any other part of his body, is it? It's just like, um she's like, I want to make love.

17:54.94
gav
Yeah.

17:55.54
Mad Dog
It's all hands. It's like a pottery class.

17:58.72
Chibbs
He's like I'm only willing to do hand-based activities tonight.

18:03.14
gav
And stuff.

18:03.48
Bevo
tough.

18:03.96
Mad Dog
ah

18:04.50
Bevo
and stuff

18:05.05
Mad Dog
and

18:06.47
gav
I'm going to wank myself off and you can watch.

18:06.48
Chibbs
Hand

18:07.04
Mad Dog
I'm handsome.

18:09.50
gav
No, no, no. John Mayer is going to wank John Mayer off and you get to watch.

18:13.53
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

18:14.78
Mad Dog
Yeah.

18:17.63
gav
That's what he pictures as a good night in.

18:19.90
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, 100%.

18:20.57
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

18:21.95
Chibbs
Verse two Something about the way your hair falls in your face. I love the shape you take when crawling towards the pillowcase.

18:32.44
gav
Oh, fuck.

18:33.08
Chibbs
You tell me tell me where to go, and though I might leave to find it, I'll never let your head hit the bed without my hand behind it

18:34.21
Bevo
fatal position.

18:45.78
Mad Dog
Christ.

18:46.99
Chibbs
a lot hand.

18:47.35
gav
Good lord.

18:47.43
Chibbs
It is all hand stuff, isn't it?

18:49.70
Mad Dog
He's very hand-based.

18:49.75
Chibbs
Yeah.

18:50.05
gav
There's a lot of...

18:51.79
Mad Dog
He's handsy.

18:51.86
Chibbs
Yeah. Also, the crawling towards the penalty.

18:53.03
Bevo
That's a funny mental image of just like her falling into bed and his hands always like, boom, gotcha.

18:58.41
Chibbs
Right there.

18:58.81
Bevo
I just want to go, I want to go to sleep.

18:58.93
Chibbs
He dives across the room.

18:59.13
gav
Yeah.

19:01.14
Chibbs
hey

19:01.50
Mad Dog
ah Cradle your head. ah

19:03.38
gav
it's It's because her head has been detached from her body and when he lies in bed, it's it's always got his hand behind it.

19:04.02
Mad Dog
yeah

19:04.21
Bevo
Ah, gotcha.

19:09.54
gav
He's carrying it into fucking bed with him.

19:10.07
Chibbs
Oh, he's carrying it.

19:11.71
gav
Yeah.

19:12.86
Chibbs
Crawling towards the pillowcase seems like an escape of some sort.

19:12.89
gav
Yeah.

19:15.94
Chibbs
Like

19:16.28
gav
Oh, fuck yeah, it does. She can't escape the sea of blankets and she's crawling towards the pillowcase like it's a fucking life raft.

19:20.62
Chibbs
it's just like, like it's a life raft. Pillowcase it's the only thing that floats on blankets.

19:24.34
gav
Yeah, she' just she's just trying trying so hard to get out.

19:28.23
Mad Dog
I'll tell you the image...

19:29.14
gav
To get away from this madman and his hands and his big fucking hands.

19:33.85
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:34.52
Mad Dog
The image that conjures for me with those two lines, I love the shape you take when crawling towards a pillowcase is like in The Exorcist when they like when she like dislocates her back and like crawls up and of the wall across the ceiling.

19:48.71
Chibbs
The... The...

19:49.94
gav
ah

19:51.80
Chibbs
okay

19:52.60
Mad Dog
Like, Jesus. Yeah. Okay. um No one else? Okay. Moving on.

19:59.83
gav
No, I like it.

20:00.50
Chibbs
the

20:00.55
gav
I think that's good. The shape, yeah.

20:02.20
Bevo
Yeah, I was just laughing at...

20:02.63
gav
It's it's it's a weird image and I'm ah i'm here for it.

20:06.17
Bevo
I like your at catchphrases. Jesus! the way you say it is very funny.

20:09.85
Mad Dog
ah

20:10.49
gav
yeah

20:10.68
Bevo
Yeah.

20:13.02
gav
Sweet Lord Jesus, God in heaven.

20:13.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

20:13.56
Chibbs
ah

20:16.02
Chibbs
He gets to another pre-chorus. It's the same thing. He's still making a swim through the sea of blankets and bragging about how this is going to take quite a while. um

20:27.38
gav
Well, only using your hands, it is going to take quite a fucking while, John.

20:31.09
Chibbs
Yeah. ah He gets to another chorus.

20:33.43
Bevo
Need a penis for that.

20:36.14
Chibbs
he's The other chorus goes, your body is a wonderland. Your body is a wonder. I'll use my hands. Your body is a wonderland. I'll never speak again. Again, I'll use my hands.

20:49.40
Bevo
fair of Silence.

20:53.08
gav
never see. It's just fucking weird, man.

20:54.13
Chibbs
What? I'll never speak again.

20:58.55
Mad Dog
Yeah, I'm shutting up now.

20:58.78
gav
Why? Why not?

21:01.43
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:04.44
Bevo
Damn baby, that was amazing.

21:05.57
gav
She's...

21:05.64
Bevo
m

21:08.66
gav
Yeah.

21:08.89
Mad Dog
ah

21:11.79
Chibbs
he's calling it he's just calling He's calling a taxi.

21:12.04
gav
Mid-coitus.

21:14.99
Chibbs
He's just like, I've got to get this.

21:15.42
gav
ah

21:17.57
Chibbs
She needs to go. um I need to talk.

21:21.08
gav
ah

21:22.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

21:23.07
gav
halfway halfway through she said the next one to talk isn't John Mayer and he was like fuck couldn't do it

21:29.18
Chibbs
but Fuck.

21:30.20
Mad Dog
Isn't John Mayer?

21:31.35
gav
fuck

21:31.58
Chibbs
Just 4D chess being played here while they're being groped by hands.

21:32.18
gav
ah

21:35.00
Bevo
He said, your body is a wonderlander.

21:37.18
gav
and he's just like I'll i'll never speak again laughing

21:37.68
Bevo
So is she. And she's gone, jinx.

21:40.57
gav
ah

21:41.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

21:46.65
Chibbs
um

21:46.78
Mad Dog
Jinx.

21:48.06
gav
Although he says, I'll never speak again. I'll use my hands. So maybe he's just gotten really good at ASL and he's just going to sign everything from here on out.

21:53.30
Bevo
Sign language.

21:53.52
Mad Dog
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

21:53.84
Bevo
Yeah.

21:53.86
Chibbs
It could, yeah, it's sign language.

21:54.56
Mad Dog
Ausland.

21:55.02
gav
Yeah.

21:55.82
Chibbs
It's like guy and i just I have grown beyond the human language.

21:56.12
gav
Maybe that's what's going on.

21:56.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:00.53
Chibbs
I now only speak with my hands.

22:00.89
gav
I do not need to speak. Yeah.

22:03.67
Mad Dog
Not the best for a music career, but um yeah.

22:06.62
gav
yeah

22:06.71
Chibbs
For a singer. yeah how how would you so How would you signal um I've already called you a taxi?

22:08.12
Bevo
it

22:08.18
Mad Dog
Yeah, singer. Yeah.

22:15.16
Chibbs
get out, like without talking. like ah

22:18.39
gav
ah

22:19.99
Chibbs
ah What series of hand signals ah there's a car coming, I want you to leave now.

22:24.28
gav
ah

22:28.37
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:29.78
gav
yet Do you have to you have to say how many words it is?

22:29.85
Chibbs
Yeah,

22:29.91
Bevo
Bodies of Wonderland and the park has closed.

22:30.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:33.14
gav
Yeah.

22:34.09
Chibbs
it's like charades. Charades.

22:36.25
gav
he send signal His hand signal is just holding up his phone screen with the Uber app open and how far away it is from his house.

22:42.60
Chibbs
How far away it is.

22:43.19
Mad Dog
but

22:43.56
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah,

22:44.98
Mad Dog
Yeah.

22:45.01
gav
It's just so yeah three minutes on the screen and that's how long you've got.

22:47.92
Chibbs
yeah. Yeah.

22:49.24
Mad Dog
it Raj is three and a half kilometres away.

22:53.08
Chibbs
Yeah.

22:53.14
Mad Dog
He'll be here soon.

22:56.22
Chibbs
The bridge goes, damn baby, you frustrate me. I know you're mine, all mine, all mine, but you look so good it hurts sometimes.

23:09.70
Mad Dog
You frustrate me.

23:11.38
Chibbs
Frustrate?

23:16.36
Mad Dog
Okay.

23:16.37
Bevo
it's just sees her and just goes her

23:16.73
gav
Like, is he? Yeah.

23:20.66
gav
Yeah, that's what mean.

23:20.82
Mad Dog
Yeah.

23:21.24
Chibbs
I'm so frustrated.

23:21.42
gav
He's just like... yeah yeah

23:24.36
Chibbs
Why you look so good?

23:24.44
gav
Just really pissed off. And it hurts sometimes. It hurts what? What part of him is ailed by her looks?

23:33.93
Chibbs
hands, probably.

23:34.00
gav
I'm so baffled.

23:35.23
Chibbs
It's hands.

23:35.58
gav
His hands... It's like a Pavlovian response.

23:38.20
Bevo
his sign language hands

23:38.98
gav
Every time he sees her, his hands just ache.

23:42.01
Chibbs
Yeah, it's just arthritic.

23:42.84
gav
Oh, fuck.

23:43.93
Chibbs
Yeah.

23:44.60
Mad Dog
yeah

23:44.90
gav
Yeah.

23:45.98
Chibbs
um Yeah, the frustration. It's like, I've never been this mad in my life.

23:51.80
Mad Dog
ah

23:52.73
gav
ha

23:53.82
Mad Dog
I've never been so mad. Yeah.

23:56.54
Chibbs
um He gets... Yeah, that's the end.

24:00.87
gav
that's it yeah it's the

24:01.21
Chibbs
There's a chorus. He just talks about never speaking again and using his hands a lot.

24:04.34
Bevo
Never speak again, yeah.

24:04.85
Chibbs
So sign language. We didn't know. We got the end of this, and it's actually just a... um It's...

24:10.61
gav
a track about being deaf

24:10.75
Mad Dog
It's about sign language.

24:11.74
Bevo
This is the universe we we ah

24:12.24
Chibbs
It's track about sign language.

24:15.16
Bevo
we live in now.

24:16.15
Chibbs
Yeah. We thought it was going to be about serial murder and it turns out it was sign language. what a This is how you know he's a good songwriter.

24:24.02
Bevo
for the de

24:25.45
gav
Maybe that's why his hand was always behind her head when he hit the pillow.

24:25.94
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

24:27.70
Bevo
It really keeps you guessing, doesn't it?

24:29.23
gav
Maybe he was trying to sign he was trying to sign pillow and her head just always happens to fall right there. Maybe he was pointing at the pillow, yeah.

24:34.23
Chibbs
Fall on it. Yeah. Yeah. I think it was more to do with like the like the fear of drowning in the sea of blankets. You'd be very panicked at all times.

24:42.78
gav
Yeah, that would do it. Oh, for sure.

24:45.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

24:46.54
Chibbs
I'd hate being in a sea of blankets.

24:46.95
gav
She's basically being waterboarded

24:48.02
Chibbs
I'd rather be in the sea, like the sea of water, than a sea of blankets.

24:50.42
gav
in the actual ocean.

24:50.65
Mad Dog
there

24:51.63
gav
Ha ha ha!

24:52.12
Mad Dog
hey and And what did you call the sea?

24:54.01
Chibbs
Yeah.

24:54.93
gav
Yeah.

24:55.37
Mad Dog
A chaotic cesspool? oh

24:59.51
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, death.

24:59.61
gav
yeah

25:00.59
Chibbs
that Yeah, something.

25:00.83
Bevo
That's if you're in the ecosystem.

25:01.42
Mad Dog
A chaotic cesspool of death?

25:01.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

25:02.46
Bevo
Let's get rid of the ribbing.

25:04.57
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah. yeah I just, like, fuck, I hate being heaps hot in bed. Like, it's the fuck I fucking hate it.

25:12.15
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:13.16
Chibbs
I'd rather be cold.

25:13.38
Mad Dog
I'd rather be cold, though.

25:15.10
Chibbs
And just that many blankets, I'd be so uncomfortable.

25:15.24
Mad Dog
Yeah.

25:20.19
Chibbs
I'd fucking hate it. I need to be free.

25:22.54
Mad Dog
There's no need for

25:22.74
gav
yeah

25:22.81
Chibbs
I'm a peacock. You've got to let me fly.

25:25.46
gav
ah

25:29.96
gav
peacock gotta let me fly a copy all right we'll just leave that there oh

25:35.29
Bevo
with that

25:39.56
Chibbs
That is...

25:43.16
Chibbs
two thousand and two that is

25:46.17
Mad Dog
Wow.

25:47.45
Chibbs
One year, one month, and three days after the towers fell!

25:53.08
Bevo
post

25:53.46
gav
When you said October, I was like...

25:53.72
Mad Dog
That is so close.

25:54.39
Bevo
Very close.

25:56.12
gav
ah I got excited for a second. i didn't i It could have been 01 for all I knew. That was nearly a month.

26:01.94
Chibbs
yeah it's twice.

26:02.16
gav
I was excited.

26:02.98
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

26:05.37
Bevo
One day we'll get one that was on the day, surely.

26:05.53
Chibbs
This is what America needed.

26:09.05
gav
Oh, there's got to be...

26:09.26
Chibbs
What?

26:09.85
gav
Yeah, we're going to have to look into it.

26:11.16
Mad Dog
Was there one on the day? Surely all releases would have been delayed.

26:13.51
Chibbs
Songs released?

26:13.62
gav
There's got to have been...

26:13.91
Bevo
Sure. Well, they didn't stop releasing songs on the day.

26:15.89
gav
Didn't Jay-Z...

26:16.94
Bevo
We'll see.

26:17.35
gav
I'm pretty sure Jay-Z dropped an album on 9-11. I could be wrong.

26:20.50
Chibbs
I'm pretty sure that Bleed American by Jimmy Eat World was meant to come out that day or something.

26:23.00
Mad Dog
Someone would have got on that train. a

26:29.46
gav
meant to and they bitched on it oh

26:30.52
Chibbs
And they had to change the name just to... They changed the name of the album. And then they changed it back later to Bleed American.

26:37.88
Bevo
Yeah.

26:37.98
Chibbs
Yeah.

26:38.16
Bevo
Remember when she had changed the name to pacifier because of all that as well?

26:38.27
Mad Dog
Oh, interesting. Okay.

26:39.61
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah.

26:42.90
Chibbs
That's a bunch of pussy.

26:43.26
gav
yeah that was so dumb that was so dumb she had it yeah I mean fuck it change your name to jihad then what was the big fucking deal

26:44.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, so stupid.

26:47.48
Chibbs
Yeah. Because it sounded like Jihad?

26:48.78
Mad Dog
Pacify. Jihad, yeah.

26:51.00
Bevo
know Yeah.

26:55.88
Chibbs
I liked that while the whole anthrax was going on people were like well anthrax you're going to have to change their name they're like like fuck we are

27:02.17
Bevo
Yeah.

27:02.26
gav
wait Have you guys ever done no such thing as bad publicity right now?

27:02.53
Bevo
it

27:02.87
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:06.42
Chibbs
yeah yeah yeah thank you for writing about us a lot yeah um anthrax yeah get anthrax yeah yeah

27:07.00
Bevo
Yeah.

27:07.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:08.11
gav
Everyone Googling the anthrax scare and just getting right into metal.

27:12.63
Bevo
Finally, our time has come.

27:13.37
Mad Dog
was That was a wild time, the anthrax. You could open up an envelope. Yeah.

27:19.10
gav
I mean, we couldn't because we were like fucking in Australia and cook shit wasn't happening.

27:22.52
Mad Dog
Yeah, we're safe as houses down here.

27:22.68
Bevo
What a great band name though.

27:25.11
gav
is It is good fucking band name.

27:25.21
Mad Dog
Yeah.

27:25.30
Chibbs
Great band, yeah. ah It's written solely by John Mayer. It's credited as sole songwriter on it.

27:31.28
Bevo
Mm-hmm.

27:33.27
Chibbs
um He once claimed that the song wasn't about Jennifer Love Hewitt, who it was rumoured to be about at the time. He said it was about some other girlfriend he had.

27:47.43
Chibbs
it's just like It's not about her I think he was dating her maybe like around when it came out.

27:47.81
gav
Yeah, yep.

27:52.91
Chibbs
They went, oh, it must be about her. He's like, I've had this song for a long fucking time. Like, yeah.

27:57.30
Bevo
Yeah.

27:57.59
gav
ah

27:57.70
Mad Dog
He...

27:58.23
Bevo
John Mayer kind of the opposite of Taylor Swift where it's like Taylor Swift songs are all about one person or another. And John Mayer also dated a lot of people famously, but I think he's a bit more like, yes.

28:07.96
Chibbs
Including Taylor Swift.

28:10.27
Mad Dog
he?

28:10.34
Bevo
Yeah.

28:10.39
Mad Dog
Oh.

28:11.22
gav
yeah yeahp

28:11.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

28:11.77
Bevo
She's got songs about him. Yeah. But um let me, read I've got a quote here from Rolling Stone if you want to hear it.

28:15.54
Chibbs
Um...

28:19.56
Chibbs
Oh yeah. Okay.

28:20.19
Mad Dog
Yeah.

28:20.73
gav
Yeah, let it rip.

28:21.30
Bevo
It says, it's not about hot girls. It's about a girl who does it for you. People always thought that was a makeout song, but it's really about loving every part of someone like they're a jungle gym.

28:26.05
gav
Is it audio quote?

28:31.22
Bevo
It's not just tits and arse and pussy. Sex is so utilitarian. Four players like a 64 count box of crayons and a couple different types of paper. Sex is like banging a Coke can with a mallet.

28:44.23
Chibbs
It is here. It's about hand stuff. He's just doing hand stuff.

28:48.15
Mad Dog
He's very kinesthetic.

28:49.25
Bevo
Coke? Coke can with a mallet.

28:50.17
Mad Dog
He's very hands-on. Okay.

28:51.86
Bevo
That's fucking intense.

28:53.30
Chibbs
That sounds fun. Yeah, apparently wrote parts of the song while he was a teenager. He had this just in the works for a long time. um But he has said that he cringes at the song now, which I find unfortunate.

29:01.80
Bevo
Hmm.

29:07.64
Chibbs
I don't like when, you know, these people go like, ass.

29:08.31
Mad Dog
okay

29:08.85
Bevo
He's still not alive.

29:11.22
Chibbs
He still plays it. But he's also like, yeah. Yeah. ah

29:20.50
Chibbs
ah He's all about like what the fans want, it seems, when you're in ah when he's interviewed or whatever.

29:28.44
Bevo
Yeah.

29:28.47
Chibbs
He's just like, I'm just i'm only doing this what people want. like He just did, apparently, a few years ago, he did a tour hour where um effort like the ah fans picked his set list.

29:31.77
Bevo
Yeah.

29:33.63
Mad Dog
I respect that.

29:41.50
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's good.

29:42.01
Bevo
Well, the one that I saw him on, it was a different set list every night and it was pretty cool.

29:42.22
Mad Dog
I like that.

29:42.58
Chibbs
Just stuff like that.

29:46.04
Bevo
Like it was just however he felt at the time. And one set was just like the album continuum in full because he felt like it.

29:53.11
Chibbs
Yeah, which is fucking masterpiece.

29:53.81
Bevo
That's like,

29:55.90
Chibbs
yes

29:56.15
Bevo
Yeah, yeah. I think that's really cool of an artist to do.

29:57.69
Chibbs
Yeah, it's rad.

29:59.93
Bevo
Like, it doesn't matter if you're a fan of the songs or not. If they if you're, like, feeling the journey, then it should be good.

30:07.32
Chibbs
Yeah. Yeah, 100%.

30:07.90
Mad Dog
Yeah, 100%.

30:08.09
Bevo
And at certain times, whereas, like, if you didn't play the hits, I'd be pissed.

30:09.40
Mad Dog
I like that.

30:10.89
Bevo
But, yeah, I guess as ah it depends if you're a fan or what's going because it's John Mayer and you want hear him play fucking Bodies of Wonderland.

30:19.00
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true.

30:19.38
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:19.84
Chibbs
Yeah. um

30:21.05
Mad Dog
ah I prefer that attitude, though, to those, you know, all the big bands are coming out and they, you know, play none of the hits because they're discovering some other side of themselves.

30:34.71
Bevo
Well, i think I personally think it depends on the size of the venue. like So I saw the Chili Peppers couple of years back in a massive stadium and they played like, I think they only played like 14 songs, not heaps.

30:46.94
Bevo
And heaps of them were new. And you could tell the fans were just like, what the fuck is this?

30:49.80
Mad Dog
Mm.

30:52.25
Bevo
Because like you so you're playing to a stadium, 80% of the crowd is going to be casual fans.

30:52.63
Chibbs
Yeah, that yeah, yeah, complaints.

30:53.10
Mad Dog
Yeah.

30:58.01
Bevo
But if you're playing it in a small club or like an arena or something like that, you can get away with it more because the people that are paying to see you are the fans, you know.

30:58.33
Chibbs
Yeah.

30:58.87
Mad Dog
Right.

31:08.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

31:08.44
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

31:09.30
Bevo
It's hard. It's ah it's a hard thing to navigate, I think.

00:00.16
gav
canal What happened there?

00:02.10
Chibbs
Uh, it won Best Male Pop mo Vocal Performance at the Grammys. That's the best male pop vocal performance is Your Body is a Wonderland.

00:08.05
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

00:12.73
Chibbs
2002, yeah.

00:12.74
Bevo
2002 who else was out at that that point

00:14.94
gav
Must have been a weak year. He doesn't he barely sings in that song.

00:16.94
Chibbs
Pit- Pitbull? I don't know.

00:18.65
gav
He sighs a lot.

00:19.03
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:19.42
Bevo
I mean there's not really when you think about it there's not that many male pop vocalists especially at that time as there were female pop vocalists you know

00:19.77
gav
He just sighs.

00:29.34
Chibbs
Yeah, I guess so.

00:29.21
gav
Yeah, you're probably right.

00:30.26
Chibbs
Yeah, that's true. yeah All right. It's produced by John Allagia.

00:40.30
gav
It's produced by John, allegedly.

00:40.79
Mad Dog
ah

00:42.97
Chibbs
Yeah. um he is

00:44.53
Mad Dog
Alagia.

00:46.13
Chibbs
He's known for mellow acoustic coffee shop sound. ah

00:50.05
Mad Dog
Alagia.

00:50.71
Chibbs
So really sort of, yeah, absolutely nailed it.

00:50.73
gav
ha ha ha

00:51.19
Bevo
Oh, nailed it.

00:54.01
Mad Dog
Alagia. Sorry.

00:56.22
Chibbs
Yeah.

00:57.62
gav
ah

01:02.03
Mad Dog
Oh, Jesus.

01:02.84
Chibbs
yeah ah Yeah, I mean, there's not a lot to say. There's not a lot to say about it. least yeah

01:07.73
gav
There's a lot to say.

01:09.66
Chibbs
Apparently recorded some of it at ah yeah Algeria's house.

01:12.89
Mad Dog
Coffee shop? Algeria.

01:17.72
gav
ah ah

01:19.99
Chibbs
Remember when, like, in the 90s, like, all fucking bad guys, like, all terrorists were from Algeria? Like, what was that about?

01:26.23
Mad Dog
From northern Northern Africa. Yeah.

01:28.63
Chibbs
What was that about?

01:29.02
Mad Dog
Like Libyans or...

01:29.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

01:30.54
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:31.29
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

01:31.42
Bevo
yeah super interesting Whoever they want to villainize that that decade.

01:32.09
gav
Yeah, there's a good there's a good there's a good portion of one of the...

01:32.45
Mad Dog
Yeah.

01:32.61
Chibbs
Separatists. its

01:35.39
gav
um I'm pretty sure in one of the Bourne, like the Jason Bourne movies, they go to Algeria and just someone immediately gets blown up.

01:40.27
Chibbs
Yeah,

01:41.85
gav
It's just like a thing. It's just like they just...

01:43.50
Mad Dog
Uh

01:44.18
gav
You can't have...

01:44.46
Chibbs
it's what happens.

01:44.94
gav
There's Algerians, man. they just Shout out to Algerian listeners. They are.

01:48.82
Chibbs
Shout out. Oh, then it all right is there a video, Gav?

01:49.85
Mad Dog
ah

01:52.31
gav
There is a video.

01:54.38
Chibbs
Oh.

02:07.35
Bevo
Yep.

02:07.57
gav
That's me. So John Mayer thinks John Mayer looks good. John Mayer thinks John Mayer looks very good.

02:19.77
Chibbs
Yeah.

02:20.06
Mad Dog
Pretty much.

02:20.76
Chibbs
Yeah. There is just, it's, ah we spoke about it earlier, the disturbing thing of, Okay, so John Mayer, people think John Mayer is a cool guy.

02:31.75
Chibbs
How many, like, dudes got absolutely stitched up after seeing this video thinking it was a good idea to get an acoustic guitar and get within 15 centimetres of a female's face and then sing at a wall eyeballing?

02:47.42
gav
and just And just stare at her.

02:50.51
Chibbs
Like, just...

02:51.13
Mad Dog
Yeah, it's it not going to work for you yet.

02:52.25
Chibbs
Yeah, never losing eye contact and singing a song because in reality, that's never worked.

02:53.18
gav
Oh, God.

02:56.12
gav
Yeah.

02:59.93
Bevo
Yeah. I don't know if you guys have seen the Barbie movie. We've spoken about it before, but it really like puts a fucking lampshade on singing an acoustic guitar in front of women.

03:05.53
Chibbs
I haven't.

03:10.22
Bevo
It's just like, it's ruined it forever. If that's it, it's done.

03:12.73
Chibbs
but ah but why But why do I think that John Mayer could do it?

03:18.01
Bevo
Well, he was, maybe he was the last guy.

03:18.39
Mad Dog
Well...

03:18.33
gav
You mean he still could?

03:19.69
Bevo
He closed the door behind him.

03:20.29
Mad Dog
He's John Mayer.

03:21.08
Bevo
Yeah.

03:21.18
Mad Dog
Yeah. yeah

03:22.33
Chibbs
So do you remember the, do you remember the, um I think it's Get Hard, the Will Ferrell movie, Get Hard, where he's been sent to prison?

03:29.88
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:30.24
gav
walk hard. walk Oh, get hard.

03:31.35
Mad Dog
Prison.

03:32.56
Chibbs
No, no, no, Get Hard.

03:32.89
Mad Dog
Nah.

03:32.82
gav
Sorry, sorry, sorry.

03:33.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

03:33.42
gav
Yeah, no, no, no. no Sorry, you're right. You're right.

03:35.93
Chibbs
And I'm sure he's like a rich dude and he's going to go to prison. So he hires Kevin Hart to make him hard so he before he gets prison.

03:40.27
Mad Dog
That's correct.

03:44.29
Chibbs
But Kevin Hart's not a criminal, he's just black. Yeah.

03:49.05
Bevo
ah

03:49.03
gav
Fucking hell. ah

03:50.33
Chibbs
Yeah. um Anyway, the stuff it's fucking hilarious. it's It's right at the start of the movie. He's throwing a big party before he goes to prison and they're all there and he's like, it's like, all right, ladies and gentlemen, John Mayer.

04:04.46
Chibbs
And he gets up and he starts singing a song and he turns up turns over to Will Ferrell and goes, do you want to see a hundred women get all all get wet at the same time?

04:06.84
Mad Dog
a Yes, that's it.

04:14.58
Chibbs
And then turns it turns and starts playing daughters.

04:16.44
Mad Dog
yeah Watch this.

04:19.89
Chibbs
It's like, must be good to your daughter.

04:20.98
Bevo
ah

04:27.19
Chibbs
It's so, that's just fucking, the self-awareness of it is hilarious.

04:30.39
gav
Oh my god.

04:30.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

04:31.26
Chibbs
just Yeah.

04:31.88
Bevo
I'm just watching the video now and yeah, when he's, when he's.

04:32.26
Chibbs
And then Will Ferrell solos over the top of it.

04:35.89
Mad Dog
Yeah, that's all right.

04:36.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:36.34
gav
oh Fuck.

04:37.11
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah.

04:37.46
gav
ah

04:37.82
Bevo
When he's like singing right in her face, it's like, you know, when someone sings at you and you don't know what to do with yourself.

04:38.10
Mad Dog
Let me take a few bars here.

04:38.39
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:45.94
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:46.07
gav
Yeah.

04:46.49
Mad Dog
Super awkward.

04:46.97
Bevo
I hate, that's one of the worst, worst feelings in the world.

04:47.03
gav
Yeah. Fuck.

04:47.64
Mad Dog
yeah

04:48.18
Chibbs
Yeah.

04:50.05
Bevo
When someone's singing at you, like right in your face and you're like, like I can just smile and like, yeah yeah, where do I look?

04:53.94
Mad Dog
Where do I look?

04:56.45
Bevo
Exactly right.

04:57.30
Mad Dog
yeah

04:57.66
Chibbs
yeah what do What do I do with my hands?

04:57.53
gav
ah

04:59.13
Bevo
I hate it.

05:00.02
gav
ah It's fun as well.

05:02.77
Chibbs
if

05:02.85
gav
When you open the video in YouTube, you know how they're like there's always a thumbp like the the the the the like the thumbnail of the video before you open it? So you've once you go to play that video, the big screen that's just waiting for you to click on it to play it is him just eyeballing the Christ out of that poor girl.

05:17.15
Chibbs
He's eye fucking hair.

05:17.71
gav
And it's...

05:19.70
Chibbs
Yeah.

05:19.86
gav
Yeah, and i don't know i don't I don't think she's...

05:20.88
Mad Dog
Eyeballing the Christ.

05:23.45
Bevo
Thank you.

05:23.86
gav
The Christ has left her body after this.

05:24.27
Mad Dog
Eyeballing

05:26.26
gav
It's just... It's ah it's a very creepy...

05:28.42
Mad Dog
the Christ.

05:29.84
gav
It's a very creepy eyeballing that she's receiving. Yeah.

05:33.99
Chibbs
Thumbnail. There you

05:34.49
Mad Dog
I love that. I love that term.

05:36.17
Chibbs
We found the thumbnail that's going to get the most possible views for this video and this is it.

05:40.60
gav
ah It's one of those weird videos as well where like the most replayed section is just like the first two minutes 40 of the whole fucking video. It's like, yeah, there's there's a bit at the end that's not as replayed.

05:53.36
Chibbs
I mean, that's...

05:55.16
gav
But apart from that, the whole thing is just like, apparently the whole thing is just a highlight reel.

05:57.21
Chibbs
I mean, I reckon people...

05:57.27
Bevo
The whole thing, yeah.

05:58.94
Chibbs
Yeah. The whole thing, people just loving it.

05:59.99
Bevo
Can I give you a comment here?

06:02.17
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:02.42
Bevo
This is from Kevin Winston 5309.

06:02.68
gav
Give us call, man.

06:04.78
Bevo
One month ago, worst fucking song ever. Fuck John. November 2025.

06:09.37
Chibbs
Oh.

06:11.90
Mad Dog
Yeah.

06:12.86
Bevo
Good stamp.

06:13.14
Chibbs
Oh.

06:13.72
gav
Wait, he added the date.

06:14.68
Bevo
Hate it.

06:14.81
Chibbs
Nice.

06:16.18
gav
He added the date himself.

06:17.11
Bevo
Yeah, he added the date. Yeah, yeah.

06:19.26
Chibbs
Good.

06:19.37
gav
Oh my God.

06:20.22
Bevo
Imagine hating something so much you go on YouTube to watch the video and then comment on it.

06:20.32
Chibbs
Yeah.

06:20.95
gav
I like this one.

06:24.89
Chibbs
Say you fucking at

06:25.14
gav
but

06:26.68
Bevo
Don't listen to it.

06:26.74
gav
i um I like this. I like this comment because thought it was good. Songs when homies are not around. ah

06:33.50
Mad Dog
ah

06:34.43
Chibbs
hate him.

06:35.83
Bevo
What this one?

06:36.44
Chibbs
ah

06:36.49
Bevo
None your business. 8058. How come every fucking song I like's comment section always gets invaded with shit? I don't know nor care about I want normal damn comments.

06:47.91
Bevo
You're on the wrong mate.

06:48.24
Chibbs
Jesus!

06:48.12
gav
oh

06:48.84
Bevo
Yeah.

06:50.23
Chibbs
Yeah, mate.

06:50.08
gav
Ha ha ha ha

06:50.99
Chibbs
Also, like, you're you're leaving the but the stupid ones.

06:51.58
Mad Dog
ay

06:56.29
Mad Dog
I like when the comments have got absolutely nothing to do with anything.

06:56.73
Chibbs
Yeah.

07:00.47
Mad Dog
Like this one's like, my brother went to school to high school in Connecticut.

07:07.32
Bevo
ah so Good to know.

07:07.51
gav
ah

07:08.50
Mad Dog
So, sir so, so.

07:10.62
gav
ah

07:11.14
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:11.19
Chibbs
good and Good to know.

07:12.44
gav
ah

07:13.31
Chibbs
Good to know. ah Is there a set list, Bevo?

07:14.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

07:17.24
Bevo
Yeah, go for it.

07:25.13
Chibbs
All right, I'm ready.

07:26.78
Bevo
I chose the one that i saw him at, actually. Kudos Bank Arena, Sydney, Australia, March 29th, 2019, on the World Tour.

07:30.71
Chibbs
Cool.

07:30.78
gav
Ah...

07:34.84
Bevo
This is what saying before.

07:35.59
Chibbs
All right.

07:35.68
Bevo
He kind of just, um he was doing whatever he felt like at this point, which I thought was really cool. So it's like four sets, like one set, then a break, then acoustic set, then a break, then a full band set, then an encore.

07:44.72
Mad Dog
Wow.

07:49.38
Bevo
25 songs and he does play your body as a wonderland in this one.

07:49.78
Chibbs
Cool. All right.

07:55.10
Bevo
Um, and I think he kind of referenced that. He was like, he knows it's a bit cheesy, but he still likes playing it. So yeah.

08:02.38
Chibbs
Great.

08:02.50
Bevo
Where would you play your body's wonderland in your 25 song set list?

08:06.17
gav
how many How many songs?

08:06.36
Chibbs
ah Ninth. Ninth.

08:07.47
gav
Sorry?

08:07.92
Chibbs
Ninth.

08:09.37
Bevo
Ninth, 25.

08:12.50
Mad Dog
I legit think so second last.

08:16.29
gav
I'm going 11th because you said he did an acoustic set. This has to be one of his acoustic songs and you said the acoustic set was second.

08:20.25
Chibbs
Yeah, I reckon be in there for sure.

08:21.05
Bevo
Well, okay, so sorry, I should have said full band set was 11 songs.

08:21.81
Chibbs
That's why I said it.

08:24.81
Bevo
Acoustic set is the next four.

08:25.72
Chibbs
Ah, fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck!

08:27.90
Bevo
Trying to make it look fake.

08:27.98
Chibbs
Yeah, I'll say 12.

08:28.12
Mad Dog
ah

08:28.47
gav
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

08:29.62
Chibbs
Fuck!

08:30.52
gav
but

08:32.60
Bevo
Full band set afterwards is eight songs and then a two song encore.

08:33.40
gav
ah

08:38.55
gav
Okay, 15th then. Is that, that's in the middle, that's somewhere in his acoustic set?

08:42.65
Bevo
Yes, yeah, correct, yeah.

08:43.65
gav
fifteenth All right, all right.

08:43.86
Chibbs
yeah i'll say i'll say twelfth

08:45.94
Mad Dog
All right. I'll readjust then. it's 14.

08:50.00
Bevo
That's so funny because you said 12, 13 15. 14th. Right in middle.

08:53.17
Mad Dog
four a Fuck.

08:53.25
gav
It's fucking 14th.

08:53.50
Bevo
ah

08:54.48
gav
Jesus Christ. Fuck!

08:56.15
Bevo
right in the middle

08:57.36
Chibbs
What

08:58.84
gav
yeah

08:59.22
Mad Dog
yeah

09:09.15
Chibbs
Oh, shit. Ah, fuck.

09:11.13
gav
Oh, we took too long.

09:11.81
Chibbs
We're doubling now.

09:12.26
gav
We took too long.

09:13.29
Chibbs
We took too long. We're doubling reached number 18 on the US Billboard Hot 100. It hit number 9 in New Zealand, 17 in Australia, and the top 40 in several European countries. Um...

09:25.10
Bevo
wonder who's had our number one.

09:25.90
gav
was popular. It's big song.

09:27.36
Bevo
Surely this is his most popular song.

09:27.97
Chibbs
huh?

09:30.44
gav
It'd have to be, like commercially.

09:33.02
Bevo
Yeah.

09:33.11
gav
What other song of his has been like got this much radio play?

09:37.79
Bevo
I'm just looking it now so I can keep talking.

09:37.69
gav
One of the comments that I saw was just like, no no one, full colon.

09:38.39
Chibbs
I don't know.

09:41.53
gav
The dentist's waiting room, full colon.

09:41.88
Bevo
No, okay, so...

09:43.89
gav
ah

09:45.30
Bevo
John May has not had a number one song on the Billboard 100. Yeah. Yeah.

09:49.59
Mad Dog
Yeah, right.

09:50.23
Chibbs
Wild.

09:50.71
Bevo
yeah

09:51.13
Chibbs
There you

09:51.61
gav
There you go. Yeah.

09:55.20
Chibbs
Okay, cool.

09:55.26
Mad Dog
Okay.

09:55.57
Bevo
Take it.

09:56.34
Chibbs
There you bloody go.

09:57.40
gav
Sucks be him.

10:09.75
Chibbs
What is John Mayer worth in 2025? I'm trying

10:14.47
Mad Dog
Mm-hmm.

10:19.15
Chibbs
to think, because he does your your he doesn't have a s cent.

10:24.02
Mad Dog
He could very well have a scent.

10:27.34
Chibbs
I'm trying to think because he does like, he he obviously makes music and do that sort of stuff, but he goes on tour with like, Dave Chappelle takes him on tour and he does joint tours with Dave Chappelle and stuff.

10:28.73
Mad Dog
ah don't think he has a scent, though. Yeah,

10:30.84
gav
He strikes me as a guy that would.

10:38.74
Bevo
Yeah.

10:38.87
gav
Oh, really?

10:40.45
Chibbs
Yeah. So you get John Mayer and Chappelle.

10:40.60
gav
fuck

10:40.95
Bevo
Yeah.

10:42.49
Chibbs
Yeah.

10:43.37
Bevo
He's also, he collects, he collects very expensive watches.

10:43.45
Chibbs
And they do sets together.

10:43.45
gav
Jesus.

10:46.73
Bevo
That's one thing he's really into. So he must have a lot of money to be able to afford that watches.

10:48.19
Mad Dog
he's a watch guy.

10:49.66
gav
Yeah.

10:50.52
Chibbs
ah Yeah.

10:50.49
gav
Yeah.

10:51.04
Chibbs
Yeah. Okay.

10:51.70
Mad Dog
No drug problem.

10:52.04
Chibbs
So what do you think? I don't think so.

10:54.49
Bevo
You got to think, I listened to a podcast today and they brought up a point that made me think is that in the CD era, especially when like the late nineties, when CDs were kind of cheap to manufacture, lot of profit from CDs.

10:55.10
Chibbs
I think he likes a drink.

11:04.06
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:06.57
Bevo
Yeah.

11:07.68
Chibbs
Oh, so much profit.

11:08.02
Mad Dog
Hell yeah.

11:09.53
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:09.75
Bevo
Yeah, not so much now.

11:09.97
Chibbs
Early 2000s even still. Yeah. Yeah, it was still there.

11:13.34
Bevo
Yeah, so a good time to be making money off CD sales, I would say.

11:13.75
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:17.34
Chibbs
Bloody oath.

11:17.50
Mad Dog
Yeah.

11:17.82
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:18.35
Mad Dog
I think he's got, I think he's doing pretty well.

11:18.53
Bevo
Yeah.

11:18.74
Chibbs
ah What do you reckon he's worth, dog? What do you reckon?

11:22.94
Mad Dog
ah I think he's got a little bed sit in Thoreau.

11:28.09
Chibbs
Yeah.

11:28.25
Mad Dog
Maybe set set back like nowhere near the beach, but walking distance. 80 million.

11:33.66
Chibbs
Okay.

11:36.18
Chibbs
Okay. yeah

11:37.61
Bevo
Hmm, hmm.

11:37.75
Chibbs
Bevo?

11:39.31
Bevo
150 mil just kind of leapt into my head, so I'll go with that.

11:42.84
Chibbs
Okay. Gav?

11:44.42
gav
I'm going higher. I reckon... I'm going i'm going like 240. I reckon he's up there.

11:53.48
Chibbs
He's not. Doggy is the closest.

11:54.86
gav
Fuck.

11:55.48
Chibbs
He's worth 75 million US.

11:55.80
Mad Dog
Oh.

11:55.84
gav
Fuck.

11:58.55
Mad Dog
Damn it. Almost nailed it. Yes.

12:00.92
Chibbs
yeah

12:01.88
Bevo
it just I can't fathom having enough money that you can be like,

12:02.62
gav
The reason I thought he was worth so much more was because...

12:02.78
Chibbs
um

12:02.87
Mad Dog
Almost.

12:05.72
gav
No. Sorry, yeah, Bebbo.

12:08.50
Bevo
ah Just the watch thing. That like blows my mind because I know like I like things that don't have heaps of function, but like a watch tells the time and not much else.

12:16.89
gav
Yeah, so the reason that i thought he had the reason I thought he had more fucking money, I guess that's true, but he had, like, on his on his Wikipedia page, he said, so like, there was a thing that he, like, tried to sue someone, um...

12:21.84
Chibbs
It's jewelry. It's jewelry for men. Hmm.

12:24.22
Bevo
Yeah, exactly.

12:25.05
Mad Dog
Yeah.

12:26.65
Bevo
He's very into his watches.

12:36.66
gav
Because he bought like $5 million dollars worth of watches off them and then found out that they were like... what Like he thought that part of it was... Like one of them was counterfeit or something like that.

12:50.26
gav
Like he' so he got sold a like $5 million dollars worth of fake watches or some shit and he tried to sue the guy.

12:55.51
Bevo
Fake Rolex or something, yeah.

12:56.24
gav
Yeah. Yeah, and I think he bought, like it was more than one watch, and and like a bunch of them, he was like, these have got dodgy parts in them. But for a man who's worth, what did you say, $70 million?

13:08.85
Bevo
Hmm.

13:08.98
Chibbs
75 million.

13:09.02
gav
he should

13:09.35
Bevo
75.

13:10.30
gav
$75 million, you should not be spending five of your $75 million dollars on watches.

13:13.94
Bevo
Yeah, that's a that's a big...

13:14.14
gav
that is ah too that's too much of your That is a big chunk of your net worth.

13:16.51
Mad Dog
It's a big percentage.

13:17.40
Chibbs
Yeah, but they are they they're um theirre investments.

13:17.51
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:17.86
Bevo
Yeah.

13:21.08
Chibbs
They go up in value.

13:21.69
gav
Shout out to Blessington Watchers. Shout out. um

13:24.31
Chibbs
Yeah, they go up in value.

13:24.55
Bevo
Oh, fuck, I forgot about that

13:24.89
Mad Dog
Yeah.

13:25.34
gav
big big big big fit Big fans of Blessington Watchers here at the pod.

13:26.76
Chibbs
Yeah. yeah

13:29.34
gav
Go buy yourself a Blessington Watch. They're definitely worth the money.

13:34.34
Mad Dog
I feel...

13:34.68
Chibbs
They only tell the time.

13:36.50
gav
ah

13:37.27
Bevo
that. Maybe the date, if you get a good one.

13:39.57
gav
It's time. It's time to get a Blessington Watch.

13:40.83
Chibbs
No, I've got one. The date the the date never the date never fucking works. Yeah,

13:44.92
Bevo
Yeah, it's it's too many variables in the date for that to work well.

13:46.84
Chibbs
yeah

13:47.42
Mad Dog
ah

13:48.28
Chibbs
yeah

13:50.62
Mad Dog
ah feel like I feel like if if anyone was going to bottle their musk, it would have been Maya at the time.

13:50.68
gav
Oh my God.

13:50.84
Chibbs
yeah if

13:58.84
gav
Yeah, I'm surprised he hasn't.

13:59.02
Bevo
Juan Mayer. Yeah.

14:00.12
Chibbs
ah you would have thought so, for sure. Yeah.

14:01.85
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:02.30
gav
and

14:03.70
Mad Dog
Early 2000s, Mayer, the scent of John.

14:03.70
gav
Maybe he'd go the other way and he'd... Maybe he'd have like a scent for women.

14:08.34
Bevo
Yeah.

14:08.47
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:08.50
Bevo
Your body smells like Wonderland.

14:10.94
Mad Dog
Yeah, the scent of Wonderland by John Mayer.

14:11.26
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:11.99
gav
hurt

14:13.82
Chibbs
The sense of fear.

14:13.83
Bevo
Body smells of Wonderland.

14:13.81
gav
Puke after writing the... After writing the demon one too many times.

14:16.79
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:18.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

14:19.00
Mad Dog
The scent of hand.

14:18.97
Bevo
Yeah.

14:20.70
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:21.20
Chibbs
Alright,

14:21.54
gav
Scent of ham?

14:23.74
Mad Dog
Yeah.

14:24.78
Chibbs
let's write this shit.

14:26.51
gav
ham?

14:37.53
Chibbs
Okay, what are we going to write it out of? Links of skin. Ah, shit.

14:42.83
Mad Dog
I was going to say how many how many lengths of skin have been stripped from your body?

14:42.92
Chibbs
Links of skin.

14:42.78
gav
oh

14:46.62
Chibbs
Hands.

14:46.78
gav
Yeah. how how how how How deep your bed is?

14:48.44
Chibbs
ah It's a horse. A horse is measured in hands, aren't they?

14:51.67
Mad Dog
Hands, yes.

14:51.74
gav
It is measured in hands.

14:51.88
Bevo
That's right. Yeah. Yeah.

14:52.94
gav
Yes, yes.

14:53.35
Bevo
Let's do horses.

14:55.38
Chibbs
Okay, horses.

14:55.45
gav
Oh

14:55.80
Mad Dog
have many how many How many horses have trampled you to death?

14:56.28
Bevo
Yeah.

14:59.87
Bevo
Yeah.

15:01.30
Chibbs
ah 10 yeah the horses have now taken over your entire home and there's no room there's no room for you there's no room for you to live there anymore yeah horses are massive you had 10 horses in your house you'd fucking know about it one is want one horse yeah one horse one horse yeah yeah ah what do you give it out

15:02.66
gav
my God.

15:08.56
Mad Dog
Horses!

15:09.98
Bevo
Spells luck like a zoo.

15:10.58
gav
a They do huge shits in the toilet and never flush.

15:13.59
Bevo
yeah

15:20.22
gav
How many hands is each horse?

15:20.60
Mad Dog
Hooven creatures.

15:22.96
Bevo
Cloven hooves.

15:23.38
Mad Dog
yeah

15:24.24
Bevo
Yeah.

15:24.80
Mad Dog
Cloven hooves.

15:27.32
gav
i love that if I love that even if you love this song, I love that even if you love this song, you've still got one horse living in here. That sounds like a wildly inconvenient thing to have.

15:36.09
Bevo
yeah Speaking of horses, i um i was i was in a town yesterday eating lunch and this truck drove past me that had livestock in it and the smell, you know that smell when you go to the zoo and it's like hay and manure and stuff, it just fucking wafted past me and I was like, I wonder if you could like make some money out of like having that smell bottled.

15:36.15
Chibbs
so

15:48.12
Chibbs
Yeah.

15:48.12
Mad Dog
Yeah.

15:48.98
Chibbs
Animal.

15:49.56
Mad Dog
Hay and shit.

15:49.59
gav
draw Yeah, yeah.

15:51.03
Mad Dog
a

15:57.18
gav
ah

15:57.53
Bevo
Because it's it's unpleasant, but it's also very like, yeah, hint of zoo.

15:59.52
Chibbs
Scent of zoo.

16:02.25
Bevo
Like, eau de zoo.

16:02.87
Chibbs
but

16:03.32
gav
Farmer Bev farmer bevo is going to make a sip.

16:04.29
Bevo
A new fragrance.

16:05.30
Mad Dog
Oh, to zoo.

16:06.68
gav
ah yeah

16:10.21
Mad Dog
Zoo.

16:10.74
gav
Oh, Jesus.

16:11.77
Bevo
A new fragrance from Estee Lauder.

16:14.65
Chibbs
It does sound French.

16:15.34
Bevo
What is that? used to say that. Zoo.

16:17.66
Chibbs
yeah

16:18.28
Mad Dog
Zoo.

16:18.84
gav
Yeah, spelt Z-U with a little dinger on the U.

16:19.36
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:19.51
Bevo
zo

16:20.41
Chibbs
die

16:22.49
Mad Dog
but yeah With the two dots above the U.

16:24.76
gav
they said Yeah, exactly.

16:25.02
Chibbs
Two dots above the year

16:25.94
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:26.04
gav
You've got you gotta to have the dingers on the U, man.

16:26.74
Chibbs
then

16:27.99
Mad Dog
Yeah.

16:28.55
Bevo
Thank you.

16:28.55
gav
That's it.

16:29.41
Mad Dog
Z.

16:29.48
Chibbs
U.

16:30.75
Mad Dog
Z. Yeah.

16:32.40
Chibbs
What do you give this out of 10, Gav?

16:35.01
gav
Tanner fucking hate this song. I've always hated this fucking song.

16:37.32
Chibbs
Oh, shit!

16:37.61
gav
ah I fucking... It shits me. It... if it If I'm somewhere and this song comes on, I'm no longer there. I will fucking leave.

16:49.82
gav
Yeah, it deserves a double tap on that shit.

16:50.87
Chibbs
Yeah, all right.

16:51.58
gav
I fucking hate this song, man.

16:52.18
Chibbs
Okay. All right. Bevo?

16:54.10
gav
It's a piece of shit.

16:56.02
Bevo
I, so this, the set list that I mentioned before was that I went to see it. I kind of took a chance on John cause I kind of liked a few songs, but I was like, I'll see it. I'll see what the fuss is about. I left a massive John Mayer fan.

17:09.06
Bevo
He blew me away.

17:10.01
gav
Oh.

17:12.22
Bevo
Like fully religious experience.

17:12.89
Mad Dog
Really?

17:14.82
Bevo
Closest thing I've ever had to a religious experience when he played um slow dancing in a burning room and the room just went pin drop silent and it was crazy.

17:17.56
Mad Dog
Wow.

17:21.14
Chibbs
Oh, fucking unbelievable. Yeah.

17:24.43
Bevo
Like, yeah. Like this song, not his best, but I'm a John Mayer fan.

17:27.64
gav
What did you think when he played this piece of shit?

17:30.90
Bevo
Oh, it was okay. ah Yeah, this one doesn't like, I don't fucking love it, but it's, I'm going to say two because it's not my favorite John Mayer song, but ah it's okay.

17:38.47
gav
Oh, Jesus.

17:39.09
Bevo
It's good.

17:39.35
Chibbs
Yeah.

17:39.61
Bevo
Good enough.

17:40.47
Chibbs
Fair enough. Doggy.

17:59.70
Bevo
o

18:04.47
gav
ah yeah I knew it. I fucking knew it.

18:05.40
Bevo
Yeah. Okay. Yeah.

18:06.27
Chibbs
Oh,

18:07.08
Bevo
All right. We've got the spread. the This will be the decider.

18:14.50
gav
It's going to play twice.

18:15.00
Chibbs
fuck me.

18:15.30
gav
yeah there you go

18:15.80
Chibbs
Jesus fucking Christ.

18:16.44
gav
I knew it was going to play twice.

18:17.32
Chibbs
Um, uh...

18:18.18
Bevo
are we five years and we're only now getting into all the technical difficulties?

18:18.17
gav
Ha ha

18:22.14
Chibbs
there I...

18:22.89
gav
ha ha

18:24.75
Bevo
It should be getting better.

18:25.21
Chibbs
I, um, oh, fuck, I think Doggy's, Doggy's dropped out as well. Fuck, we're at the end anyway. Yeah, you dropped out. I don't even think we got your rating, but whatever. I'm fucking, I can't, I just, I want it end.

18:37.88
Chibbs
Um,

18:38.04
Bevo
Well, if anyone's listening and they couldn't hear Mad Dog, he said five.

18:40.63
Chibbs
he he gave it a five.

18:41.16
Bevo
We got a dog five. So, yeah.

18:42.83
Chibbs
There you go.

18:42.74
gav
we got a dog five yeah if anyone's listening i like that

18:44.02
Chibbs
Um, I... Yeah, yeah, yeah. I also, i am also a very big John Mayer fan.

18:48.94
Bevo
Yeah.

18:54.05
Chibbs
I've seen him live. It was fucking unbelievable.

18:56.66
Bevo
Yeah. Do

18:57.37
Chibbs
Continuum is in probably my top 15 albums of all time.

19:02.71
Bevo
yeah you know what mine is?

19:03.09
Chibbs
um

19:03.83
Bevo
There's a search for everything.

19:04.22
Chibbs
It's,

19:04.71
Bevo
I love that album.

19:06.84
Chibbs
Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, Continuum's a fucking masterpiece.

19:08.61
Bevo
Mojiva Wave got me through COVID.

19:09.88
Chibbs
and An absolute masterpiece. um

19:13.30
Bevo
Totally.

19:13.53
Chibbs
And it is not.

19:13.46
gav
Is this on that album?

19:15.75
Bevo
Yeah.

19:16.42
Chibbs
It's on the...

19:16.75
Bevo
Oh, no, no, it's early.

19:16.93
Chibbs
It's Room for Squares, I think.

19:16.97
gav
Good.

19:17.39
Bevo
Yeah, it's like Room for Squares or something.

19:18.81
Chibbs
This is on Room for Squares.

19:18.95
Bevo
yeah

19:19.85
Chibbs
Yeah. Which isn't his best album.

19:20.44
Bevo
Yeah.

19:21.57
Chibbs
Continuum, the one that came after, was, ah yeah, un-fucking-believable.

19:24.12
Bevo
Yeah. Yeah, 2006.

19:27.09
Chibbs
So I'll give it a two because I can't go any more on a John Mayer song.

19:31.19
Bevo
Nice. Yeah, same. yeah

19:32.98
gav
ah On general principle.

19:33.25
Chibbs
There you

19:35.00
gav
ah

19:35.32
Chibbs
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

19:35.67
Bevo
Might have a John Mayer coming up in my...

19:36.12
Chibbs
And he just seems he just seems like a fucking mad dog and he he does funny shit.

19:37.95
Bevo
Bonus episode.

19:40.48
Chibbs
He does like comedy skits and stuff with people.

19:41.05
Bevo
I love listening to interviews with John Mayer because he's really into like metaphors.

19:42.52
Chibbs
It's cool.

19:44.12
gav
He seems like a great dude.

19:46.65
Bevo
He just fucking loves a metaphor about his...

19:47.16
Chibbs
Yeah.

19:48.77
Bevo
He's figured out his own life. Like he thinks about his own life a lot and he he talks about it in metaphors.

19:52.66
Chibbs
He has a talk show, like a radio show.

19:55.19
Bevo
Yeah, his interview with Weird Al is quite good. He talks about sort of Weird Al and he says that every like every major artist kind of starts with a novelty song.

19:58.78
Chibbs
Yeah.

20:05.30
Bevo
And he kind of has a real good point about it.

20:06.14
Chibbs
yeah yeah

20:07.06
Bevo
He's like, even your body's want to land as a novelty song. Like you can't really jump into the chart market without having something that's a bit novelty.

20:12.76
gav
Into the good shit. Yeah. And don't get me wrong.

20:15.54
Bevo
And I said, what a good point.

20:15.56
gav
I fucking hate this song. I think John Mayer is great. And i I've seen him. I haven't seen him live, but I've seen some of his stuff when he's playing and he's just like, he's a freakishly good guitarist. he's

20:24.95
Chibbs
unbelievable musicians yeah yeah fair enough uh

20:24.91
gav
He's in another fucking, he's in another plane.

20:26.75
Bevo
Yeah.

20:26.95
gav
He's fucking incredible. But this song fucking sucks.

20:30.17
Bevo
yeah yeah like feel You can't kind of argue with that.

20:33.88
gav
yeah

20:34.52
Chibbs
All right, let's wrap this shit up. um um ah This is going to be the fucking worst goddamn episode to try and edit. So if it comes out and there's fuck there's things there's things there's things that are all fucked in it, it'll get released.

20:43.58
gav
us

20:44.25
Bevo
Outsource it.

20:44.66
gav
i will So will it will it get released?

20:44.91
Bevo
Pay someone.

20:47.50
gav
So...

20:49.57
Chibbs
But if it's all fucked, don't fucking write anything. Don't send me a message and be like, this bitch's fucked. Because I don't give a fuck about it. I just want to put it out.

20:58.51
Bevo
Let's, um if something's missing, we'll just dub it in later.

21:00.44
Chibbs
um it's been a horrible experience It's been a horrible experience for me all night. It started with a terrible 1001 Songs That Make You Want to Live. ah don't think any of us are in the same fucking...

21:10.20
Bevo
This is the old chibs I know and love.

21:11.27
Chibbs
sit none of us None of us are fucking in sync at all. The whole episode is fucked.

21:15.35
gav
Yeah, it's been so out. It's been so out.

21:17.27
Chibbs
Fuck you Fuck everyone. The episode will come out, but I don't fucking care.

21:21.52
Bevo
We're back, baby. We're back.

21:23.77
gav
We're back, baby.

21:25.21
Chibbs
but so

21:31.10
gav
fuck. Fuck

21:37.82
gav
this song, man. Fuck this song.

21:42.25
Bevo
I can't believe we got angry.